Jessica
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Okay, different how?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
It's like having the upper bunk. But you're basically still living with her, though.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
A slide? Are we going to put a slide in? It's going to take two years? I mean, that's not even different. It's like the same thing that you were doing before. I mean, okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Yeah, but you did that on purpose. You put your social security number online because, oh, my God, you'd think it'd be so funny if somebody stole it and realized that you didn't have any money. Like, what was that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
I appreciate the sentiment and thank you for reaching out, but no, Landon. No, I don't want to live with your mom. I'm sorry.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
That's none of your business. I'm single.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
I don't know. I'm not seeing anybody right now, but I plan on it, yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
I will let you know that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Landon, like in all seriousness, you have way, way, way more growth that you need to go through personally, and I support you. I hope you do. But before we ever have any type of conversation ever, and it's going to be more than six weeks or six months.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
He's not going to do that? Yeah, I don't know about that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Thanks for being on the show with us. Yeah. Hi. Not going to lie. I'm a little bit caught off guard. But what's up? What's going on?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Okay, well, I mean, like, why do you have the radio station calling me?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
No one else is here. No one's listening. Yeah, we're not laughing. I don't even know. Like, is this on air with, like, viewers? Like, come on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
You're just jumping straight to it. Skip the middle? What does that even mean?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
Maybe talk to her about, like... Shh, don't interview. Let them work it out. You want us to get back together?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
I actually love soccer, and I love hiking, and I speak a little French.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
I want to hear something from Dustin. And depending on what he says, maybe I'll say yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Out of all those Jessica's,
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
After two years, bro, you need a break, honestly.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Yeah. Who's this? Hey, she's so cute.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
I'm sorry. What? What is this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Okay. I didn't blow anyone off. What?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
I'm not trying to blow him off. I just don't know what to do. Oh, okay. Well, I think it's pretty simple.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
No, I mean, like, I don't know how much he told you or what you know, but... I actually matched with Dustin a year and a half ago. What?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
He said that you guys just met on the app and that you... Yeah, so when I got a text from him like a week ago, I was kind of confused because I was like, this is weird. It's kind of out of the blue, but I was just like, oh, whatever. And I was just like, long time no chat.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Right. It was just a year and a half ago. You never replied to one of my texts. And then all of a sudden I get a text from him. And then you guys went to pizza.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Right. We got pizza, and I was kind of like, I wonder why all of a sudden he wants to talk to me now, but I was like, I remember he and I got along really well on Bumble, and so I was just like, yeah, sure, let's get pizza.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
But it has to be the same person. He kept talking about Pilates and how, like, He kept asking about it, and I was like, I don't have that in my bio.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
But then I was like, oh, my gosh, Jessica is a really common name. And I was thinking about it and I was like, oh, shoot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Yeah, I mean, like, it could have been another Jessica from Bumble. Wait, wait, wait, though.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Did you have fun with him? I did. Yeah. No, I had a lot of fun with them.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Yeah. I mean, honestly, I didn't know what to say. I was kind of embarrassed, but like we were really enjoying ourselves.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Yeah. He knows everything. What? Oh, my gosh.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
How many Jessica's have you been talking to? I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar
Yeah, when you kept bringing up Pilates, I was like, why did he keep bringing this up? Like, did you want to see him move? I wasn't sure what you're talking about.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
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Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
I'm not home right now.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Well, The editing and talent would have short hair and then long hair. Or like I was like 10 pounds heavier in one scene and the next scene I was like back to like being like thinner again. It's like it was I feel like for me like that I think our storyline with Jason really did me dirty. Yeah. Like like I was really stealing her boyfriend out like especially the winter formal.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
They were not together.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
No, you guys had gone back together. I had asked him before and he said yes.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Remember, I was like, enjoy. I actually think we might have filmed a scene where like I did ask like, hey, Jess, called you. Hey, like I'm totally fine going with Jake or whoever it was. Like, so you and Jason can go together. And you're like, no, it's totally cool. And I was like, Jason, go with Jessica. And he's like, it's fine. Like, we're all going to be together.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
I feel like it really made me look like I was like the aggressor and like really trying to steal Jason away from Jessica, which was like just time pieces edited when there was never a cheat. Like he never cheated on Jessica. I remember. What is it? Yeah. Never cheated on Jessica. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And that was never the reason why they broke up or the time periods were so far. Yeah.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Well, I think me and Jason dating in general was that. It was like, oh, you guys have been friends for so long. Let's go. Do you guys want to go to dinner? That's why it's so awkward in those moments. I know. Like, oh, I like your face. Oh, yeah.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
It was so rude. And I also think like, I don't think people realize, like, how close we were. I know. Yeah. That's so missed. That, like, it was never, like, everyone's like, oh, you're friends with, like, Whozie and Kristen. I was like, we were, like, best friends.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
That whole part of the show. But I get it. Because, like, it needed to be divided. Yeah. To have storylines, I guess.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Just like the people watching. So good. And the music. Yeah. It's so fun. And it just gets better as the drinks roll in. It's weird how that works.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
I think that's, like, why we were, like, felt separated. Because they wanted, like, the three of you to film. And then they wanted me, Taylor, and Morgan to film. So it was, like, filming-wise, like, we were never together because they needed those. But then we were all friends on the back end. Yeah. But, like, I really thought that I was going to be, like, the funny girl on the show. Oh, my gosh.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
I love that so much. I was like, I thought it was so funny. And then I would get the tapes and I would go, why? I'm like, I'm the mean girl? I know. What? I was like, I was just trying to be myself. That's how you really are. No, I'm just kidding. No. I was like, maybe I need to do self-reflection here.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
boyfriends that were kind of friends like that period of time but they also could drive so they could give us rides everywhere I just had a memory pop in my head sorry Jess I don't think you were in this one but do you guys remember we would all get dressed at my house and we'd wear like these big old heels like the platform so I lived at like top of the world which like people don't know it's like
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
like the canyon is like right beneath you so we would do you remember we'd walk the fire road and we'd like party up yeah and in our little heels we're like and it was like we'd like sneak out and it was like pitch black dark on a mile long canyon road to go meet up with
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
I just remember like clickety clack of our heels going down like the steep.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
And like walk in the door with like two hours of sleep. Right.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Kristen like didn't have pajamas. We had to like.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Oh my God. Phone line. So like, like, which was like so dumb of my parents. I'm like, that was such a big deal. But it was like my line. Yeah. So we give it all to the parents. Oh my gosh. They're like, leave your parents number.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
But it was so much fun. It was so much fun. Like when people say that, like they don't like their high school moments. Like I feel sad for them because I feel like we had so much fun. We really did it right. We lived it up. We peaked in high school. We are still talking about it 20 years later.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
We would like they would like throw cake parties in the canyon. Yeah. We're like, yeah, we would like go through the clickety clacks. We're just saying like we like go through the bushes and like rocks and boulders. And like there's probably like five a pack of coyotes over there. We're like, oh, let's get a beer. Like there was like no place. There was no place. That's where we would go.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Miles away. It's over here. There's a lot of cars coming in. Oh, my God. Or, like, I remember I would, like, take out my mom's car before we could drive. But then, do you remember this?
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
And you took out her car. Oh, yeah. I remember when I cried. Like, I crashed it picking up Bailey. It was like a Mercedes, right? I was in the car with you. Okay. It was like, beep, beep, beep, beep. Crash. Oh, no. This is, like, forever going to haunt me. But, like, so we go to pick up Bailey in Hoosie. And my mom was out of town. It was, like, her brand new X5. Oh, no. Don't have my license.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
That was so scary. Go to Pelican, Newport Coast. And Mikayla was with us. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, this is the house. And I like thought it wasn't. I was like, ha ha. Wrong house, Mikayla. That's the wrong house.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
No, I was like, yeah, that's the house, Mikayla. Like, ha, no, it's not. I was like, I'm going to reverse because it's the wrong house. And I like, my karma, bam, like right into like some tiny car. And I panicked and I tried to go back into a drive, still in reverse mode. Do it again. No. Yeah. Fully hit it again.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Sorry. No. Keep going, Mikayla. They run in the car. And, like, in the gated community, always bring down your license plate.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
No one was in there. It was a parked car.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
And we look at my mom's car. Not a not a fucking scratch. I was like, oh, like my mom was so scary in high school. Like my dad was cool, but my mom was scary. And I was like, OK, they got back home. No one talked about it. No one called about the license plate. I thought it was in the clear. Well, the fucking neighbor. No, no neighbors, man.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
And I like, oh my God, I think I was grounded for the summer.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Yes. Wait, that's a good idea. Oh, yeah. To make sure. Yes. That is funny. Because she was going back and forth. Oh my God. That's actually genius. Yeah, that is a really good idea.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Yeah, it was like a thing. I don't know why we were so ballsy.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
We thought we were so smart. Do you remember us driving? It was us three. Sorry, Jess. Listen, I was a really good girl, okay? I went to bed at 830.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Oh, in senior year. I think it was. Senior year? Yeah. Sam? It's got to be first.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Little sweet Sam's not so sweet. Fucking dick.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Well, he lives in New York, so I don't think he's going there.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Okay, but edit that out because I feel bad.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Will the 20 year be better?
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
No, I'm counting down. I can't wait.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Do you think that's, like, maybe it's my perception, but I feel like it's obvious to everybody? I think so, too. Well, nowadays, for sure. Well, there's so much out there.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
I couldn't watch the hills when it was on before it was on. No, no. Or before I was on it. Yeah. Because we knew what they were doing so specifically, too. Yeah, right. I mean, I didn't realize how much more, like,
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Well, if not, I'll do it.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
I feel like our relationship was, like, like, I feel like it was hard. Yeah, for sure. Especially, like, because we were so close and then they divided us. Right. So it was, like, naturally. Your voice. Sorry, guys. You're crying. You're crying.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Yeah. There was definitely a separation in groups. For sure. Versus us all being like, what?
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Do you guys remember how fun that photo shoot was?
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
There's so many good moments. Oh, yeah.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Right? It just makes me so happy. Like, no time has passed. Yeah, for sure. I feel like the last time, like, we all obviously hung out was for the Uncommon James shoot. Yeah. And it's like, we all get back together and it's like, okay, right back where we started.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Almost a year and a half. Yeah.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
growing up in a small town small high school we all have like even people that weren't on the show very special bond I agree completely yeah there's something really special about Laguna Beach for sure well I'll see you guys at the reunion I'm counting down the days I say we four planets
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
awkward and you're like I can't believe that's out there forever at our young age but it's like look at us now we're still like embracing the experience you had like the best like one liners you were so funny you and Talon both like just like the things that would come out of your mouth like now as an adult I'm like That was like so witty. I know. So smart and funny.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Like wherever you're saying the dumbest shit imaginable and you're hilarious.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
what about you I mean I I feel like it's a mixed bag of emotions it's like yeah I'm so grateful and then like I'm haunted by like by you know like obviously like little moments or a big moment like but it's overall like wonderful.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
We would totally do it again.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
There's something really sweet about the show because we're so bombarded with reality shows now that like because it was that first of its kind movement like
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
that will never happen again ever and like it was very much real in the sense of like yeah we had to like have set up times to go talk but like we like there was nothing to know what we were doing so it was like yeah we're gonna talk about that person like there was no wrong real there was no like forward thinking of like what our future would be after so like we weren't motivated by what was gonna come
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
If someone could record me like doing appearances at 18. Oh God. I don't even like I have locked that out of my memory forever.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
It was like going from high school to like a college like experience. And now you're. The college of Hollywood. Yeah. There you go.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
I mean, we can all look at me for that one. And mine definitely was the cop out and Jessica situation. When you guys got in a fight. I just feel like it's now having kids too. Like, oh, like my heart and my gut is like, I just would never want anyone to talk
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
that way or be but again it's high school and you do catty things and you're girls but like to have that like live forever and then not only that but I like loved Jessica too it was like we weren't like best friends like senior year but like we definitely were friends in some moments listen we've been sharing a bed all weekend okay like we're good you know things are fine we've been fine since that happened we were fine after the show aired we would like we would still be great we were still great friends
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
It wasn't a shiny moment.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
right and we got into a lot of trouble like that was a normal but it totally that was a normal thing to do it wasn't like we just did that right out of the blue right like the partying was just like like that in laguna that's what we did it was like also a very hippie community so i feel like that also played like a big role versus like some of the other towns next door it's like parents are very much like like you know it kind of involved like knew what we were doing and like it was okay like
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
That's true. They were kind of doing it too.
Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari
ICYMI: Laguna Beach High School Reunion
Never. And you obviously can tell by my lovely raspy voice that this was a good weekend. It was a good time. Yeah.
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I'm Jessica, I'm 28 years old, and I'm from Surrey.
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My love life is a total shambles. I've been on about 50 dates, and all of them, quite frankly, were a disaster. I've been lied to. I've been catfished. I've been ghosted. I've been cheated on.
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I'm the girl on the sofa with a glass of red wine singing all by myself.
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A pair of buns in the oven. It would be nice to find a man that can beat the batter. My friends and my sister would love me to meet someone.
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Oh, here we go. I like a little bit of a purr. I might have a little bit of a gawp. This little face isn't so innocent. I want to meet a man naked.
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I need to open up my life and let a man in. Okay, let's get to the goods.
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Clearly a Samantha Jones. Sex and sissy. So why choose a date naked? I love being naked. I'm really comfortable in my own skin. A little bit try before you buy, I think, as well. Fair enough.
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I'm going to go look at blue first, I think. Oh, my God. It gives me a little bit of a wiggle.
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I don't like anything that's too big. Okay. Once I did anal.
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And he went straight in and spit me. Oh, Jesus Christ. What is happening?
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Yeah. Framed. I had to go to the hospital. What did they do? They had to glue me slightly back together. They glued you?
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Sometimes it looks a little bit tidier. If you expect me to be tidy, I expect you to be tidy.
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across to orange yeah he's got quite strong legs I don't like someone who's got two bigger legs because I like to be on top so you like to struggle a boy yeah so you can't have legs that are too big no because then my hip goes sometimes and get a bit cramped your hips go as well yeah this girl's a mess I mean I guess we have to remember that this girl did choose to come on Naked Attraction and Brian still can't get the name of the show right
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Dating naked. Red. Not a bad-sized penis. Yeah. Oh, his legs.
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Yeah. What about yellow? It's nice. It's a nice size. It's a good size, yes. It's like Cinderella's shoe, you know? It's like a big, big shoe. Yeah. Oh, what was it on there? It's quite pink. It's got good balls. It's quite solid. Solid balls. Solid balls. I would love to see.
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Oh, my God. This show is wrong in every way. I know. Helicopter. Because I think that's really funny.
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Look at Orange. Wow. Do you like his chest? Yes. He's got that nice little V line. He's definitely got the V line going on, doesn't he? Yeah, he has.
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Go to yellow. So you're liking sort of abs or do you want a dad bodge? I don't mind a little bit of a dad bodge. I'm not a gym fanatic. I want it to be an even balance. Like when someone looks at me, I want it to go red.
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Have a good bod. He looks like a swimmer. Yeah. Do you swim? No. No. Do you play sport? Yes. Do you play basketball? No. Rowing? Rowing.
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He's got quite a good stance about him. You're talking about the arms. Is there any other reason why you like a boy with strong arms? Well, I like to bake. Oh.
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Bridget Jones. OK. And we need to bring out Samantha Jones in me again. Oh, crikey. Is the world ready? Yes.
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And now it's the whole package. Yellow looks a bit cheeky.
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Oh, yellow. Cheeky. He is. He looks like he's got kind eyes. I've got a bit of a flutter there.
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Orange. Oh, you have a lovely smile. Handsome boy. There's a little something about him. Except for the gigantic deer.
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Have you seen his body? I know. You just look a bit innocent to me. I feel like I might eat you alive.
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Hey, hello. Oh, you look like a bit of a prince charming.
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I'm going to say goodbye to the light. Yeah, you were right.
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A bit cheeky. She keeps talking about him being cheeky. How are you feeling about that?
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So when Bradley said I had a really nice bum as well, I was like, oh, OK, I've still got a J-note.
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Bombs, man. I feel like Samantha Jones is coming out. I think the flirtatious side is coming out a little bit more. I feel like Bridget is slowly going back in her box. What's the silliest thing you've ever done? When drunk?
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I like saying fancy. Yeah, I like fancy. I fancy that person. I'm so rubbish.
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I think the date's gone really well. He wants to exchange numbers, so we shall just see.
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The Dan Bongino Show
The Biggest FBI Scandal In History Is Unfolding (Ep. 2395)
Go ahead, Christy, did you want to jump in there? The wealthy are the biggest share of that, Scott, as you know.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
It's hard. I can't do it all by myself.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
The other day I was watching Only Murders in the Building and I saw you in an episode and it reminded me of, I think it was either Greg Cody or Stu Gott saying Martin Short and Steve Martin were both overrated as comics. So I wanted to ask your opinion as someone who's in their sort of like career renaissance show right now.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
I'm in tummy ache city right now. Can you... The itch?
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Why do I have heartburn?
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
A bag of deluxe mixed nuts.
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I don't know.
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What kind of curse did Nick Wright put on me?
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
I'm blaming Stugatz for getting me sick. Where's Stugatz? Heartburn is always the first sign I'm getting sick.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
You told us this morning you were sick.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Why are you here?
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Oh, you would like it, I feel like. It's funny.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
What's your guys' favorite nut? Almond, cashew, or shower?
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
I'm addicted to them. That's probably why I have heartburn. I've eaten probably 6,000 macadamia nuts this week.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
But it's healthy fat, right?
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
That's a legume.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Is it? Yes, it is. We normally do top fives around here, Dan.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Pecan. It was pecan.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Honestly, I laughed so hard, I feel better now. My heartburn kind of went away.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Yeah, I was going to go a shower.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
So you think Dan's projecting right now?
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
We had fun this summer. I mean, you were there, weren't you?
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
I think some people make choices in their lives and their careers that they actually feel satisfied and confident by. And those aren't interesting to talk about on a show. I agree with that. But he's probably doing fine. He's got a great, happy family from what we can tell. Seems like a happy guy.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
I was talking about Jason Kelsey.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
To be honest, Dan, I can't really get inside Tyreek Hill's head.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
He was thought of so highly when he left the Chiefs that you guys were like, oh, the Dolphins are going to win a million Super Bowls now. I feel like your guys' ability to remember things that happened like two years ago, it's crazy. It's like it happened like 45 years ago. You have no memory of 2022 at all. Welcome to the show, Jess.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
Yeah, but wasn't Dan also one of the people that was like, good luck, Patrick Mahomes, without Tyreek Hill? Or am I just inventing that take from two years ago?
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
The way the sport works is that if you're good, you usually don't stay with the same place unless you're the only good player. That's how it's set up. So I doubt he regrets his decision.
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Good idea, Chris.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
So you stole it from Bill.
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my idea that's how it's been happening for 20 years well chris also in here accused someone of stealing the idea from him when he in fact stole it from jess without realizing he stole it from jess just that day i i didn't hear bill say it but bill's like not usually doing like super complex bits but he was i assume joking about it i want to make it clear that we are all being 100 serious about it thank you was he joking about it uh
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
I have an update on Bill, by the way. He tweeted this, according to Taylor. I don't actually think that Bill should hire Spags as their head coach, but I do think it's a perfect debate show opinion. So he's basically giving us permission to steal it.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
It was like, Bill, what are you talking about? No, I said I doubt he was joking.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
Really? I could see that. I couldn't see that, actually.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
He does travel a lot, though. I feel like he's always in Australia.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
Also, this is a bad week to joke about football. Like, I don't know if you guys have seen some of the analysis discourse out there, but there's threats going on. It's a dark, dirty place right now on the internet.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
Really? Oh, yeah.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
It's a dark, dirty place. Ryan Leaf took things to a weird place the other day. It was really weird.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
I prefer when the footnote is on the page that I'm reading and not when I'm reading a dense book and the footnote is all the way at the end because I'm not going to flip that many pages to the end. Also, I thought Enya was an Irish singer, not a band. Is that another fine for me? Is it not a band? Does she have a band also called Enya?
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
In his triumphant return to Miami, Jimmy Butler was outscored by both Davion Mitchell and Alec Burks as the Warriors scored the second fewest points they've scored in a game this season.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
What did you say to me? But it was like a mound visit.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice. Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
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There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
I do think that because it was a $5 bet from the jump, this changes a lot, right? Like if it was a huge bet with then a huge payout, maybe you continue to invest. But the fact that you only put $5 on it, it's like ride what that feels like until the end. And maybe you don't come up with $168,000, but in the worst case, you lost $5. No, but you lost $50,000. You didn't lose $5.
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We're going to understand. I was really good at calculus. Were you? Yeah, I got a five on the AP exam.
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That's what I'm saying. Thank you, Billy.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
I'm just trying to tell a story. I'm not doing that to you. I'm derisively doing that to RG3.
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Yeah, it's just unsurprising, right? Like that's RG3 is one of several people in the sort of sports media landscape who will just say anything for clicks, right? I mean, that's what that was. That's putting something out there at a time when the topic was the topic du jour. And he knew that that would be difficult.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
According to artificial intelligence on Google, it says that in your wheelhouse originates from the nautical term for small enclosed area on a ship where the captain steers. So score one for Billy. A seaman. Dan. David. That's a raise for him, by the way, Dan.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
I mean, your question, did Patrick Ewing win Rookie of the Year? He sure did. David, please spell Patrick Ewing's middle name. A, is it A-L-A-N? It does start A-L. That's close. What is it? Alistair. It's A-L-O-Y-S-I-U-S. Aloysius. Aloysius.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
This is why DEI should exist in all organizations.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
I can think of some other voices that might not have loved RuPaul of Big Men.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
I'm curious what just happened. I sort of didn't really understand it.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
I heard something about Jewish penises and my ears perked up. Samson, can you extrapolate?
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Well, that's not my experience.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Mystery crate heads know.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Sorry, no, I just, some people only need their imagination sometimes.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
No, we're not going to argue over that. That is very true. I agree.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
I'll think about it.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
I know, but can it be actual steaks?
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
I mean, it seems like maybe the guy that interviewed Akbar should have asked these questions to confirm he was a real person. That's usually what editors do when you do an interview with a random person on the street. And now I'm kind of like... I feel bad for this guy. He got fooled at the same time. Someone probably should have caught it.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
Someone should have Googled, is Akbar Domestique a real person? Well, I'll tell you what.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
It's really hard to do this whole bit now because half of us are... You're right. I'm sorry. I'm confused. When we started the show, it was like,
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
We want to talk about this thing that happened, but now we're like, this thing never actually happened because this was a real thing. Did somebody get fooled or not get fooled? I'm lost in space right now.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
Thank you for explaining it. It's not a bit.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
I'm not. Honestly, I'm not. I think people listening probably are just so confused right now. Yeah, this is incredibly confusing. Because I'm confused right now.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
You saw he walked that back, right? He's like, I shouldn't have said that. That's my bad.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
No, he's doing this for the millions of people sitting at home right now that are like, what the hell are they talking about?
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
He was so annoying. I walk into the makeup room this morning and he's like, this was the best night of my whole year. And I was like, you were fist pumping a buzzer beater like a month ago. Don't act like this is the only heat game that's made you happy this year.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You're right, Dan. It is tearing everyone apart. You're correct. I don't know where I am either, but it's out of 100. So I think anything above 50 is pretty good.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I heard it was not a good show, but it had a really great episode. What?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That is Michael K. Okay.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's a thousand years old, still kicking.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I was going to say like 45 seconds. Two minutes is generous.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
No, the punchline was a good payoff, but he did seem like he was petering out while telling it a couple times.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
It was funny, though.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I wanted to make my Monstar Jerry Krause joke.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
He's done it on Mystery Crate, I believe.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I like the elevator format too. I think you guys should do the dance off in an elevator.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
It reminds me of Portia in Arrested Development doing the dance during the protest inside the cage.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
That means we're going to be stuck on whatever shot we're stuck on.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Also, the question was person that you expected to be bad at dancing that was better than you expected. So, since I thought Fuentes would be really bad at dancing, I think this actually is a...
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Oh, is Chris Cody anti-American?
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I have healthcare. Isn't that the words?
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I feel like the airport's not the fun place to be right now. Although you just flew this morning. I mean, I feel like a new horror story every minute.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Is this the Streisand effect, Amin?
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Where?
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
So how are people, investigators, finding out about this? Like you mentioned, there are a lot of small, bad teams. How are you catching wind of this as a reporter?
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
So if something like that were to happen and then a player would go into the pros and it would be revealed that they were part of something like this, is there like recourse the NBA can have on suspending a player for this type of behavior too?
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I think it's like a garnet.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Yeah, I don't know a lot of boob legs. Thank you. So that's why I was with you until you brought Mariah Carey.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Yeah, I think a lot of people would.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
No, that was sincere. That was way more sincere than your apology to Australia, by the way.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
I didn't know who Josh Groban was until I saw Sweeney Todd. What? And then I found out he's like Christmas Carol guy.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
I didn't know who he was. Random episodes of TV shows.
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A ton of the terrible Sweeney Todd.
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was young he was 30 i think he was younger than this yeah yeah but also steve martin uh we have a clip of the jaguars new gm james gladstone talking at his introductory press conference that we're gonna play just so you could get a sense for his how adorable he is holy shit
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
I also saw a video where Florio and Sims asked him if he would redo his Duval, and he was like, not right now.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
If he's a guy that looks slightly older, we're not paying attention to the Jaguars GM hire right now. He just looks like baby. Facial hair.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
I actually was writing them down, but I lost you. It's a very wide wheel. I was looking at it. Those slices are so small. The font is so small. How do you even read it? I'm just saying. I do actually want to talk about Gronk. Can we talk? What is that?
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Oh, shit. It landed on the Browns not wanting to trade money. I really wanted to get the Gronk.
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Didn't land on that, so we can't talk about it.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
No, DT knows who I am. No, she does, and she definitely has seen his jump shot. Like, 100%. She's seen it.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
I think the issue, though, is the dead money hit. If they trade him, it's going to be like $36 million if they trade him before June next year. That's part of it. They're in cap hell because of making the worst deal ever.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Also, the quarterbacks right now that are in positions to sign bigger deals are in a good spot because there's not a lot of potential day one starters in this NFL draft. Not really the same as having like power via your CBA or whatever. But it is interesting to see how like, you know, in a in a normal year, the way Darnold ended the season, probably not great for him in this year.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Probably isn't going to matter too much. He's probably still gonna make a lot of money.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Chris's agent's like, Chris, no, we need to talk about the terms of the deal. And he's like, please, what cereal?
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Criticize Chelsea Piers right now.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Yeah, you said you criticize Piers all the time.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Criticize a Pier. Navy Pier. Go.
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115 years old. That's older than David once.
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Well, yeah, it was like a lot of petty crimes.
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I guess they didn't really have a choice in it, though. But then, yeah, I mean, there's a lot of history since then that probably could be corrected.
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Do you have any other comments for us, critiques, thoughts?
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What do you think about Mike's Miami men's basketball head coaching report? Sorry, why not do a third day in a row of that?
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I was just waiting for whatever name he was going to throw in there. It was good. Good one. It is Dan's fault.
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First time Chris has ever had Greg's back, by the way.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Great analogy. He's good at analogies. Confirming.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Wait, this is a great show quiz idea for Dan and Amin.
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You're the Duke. A couple of Dukes cutting it up.
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You had me and you lost me so fast with that.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
I'm with Billy. If you talk the way you sing.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
But, like, every time is Mariah Carey's time. No. Did you just fantasy?
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Cactus League is great, by the way. Cactus League is amazing. Portillo's. You go to Portillo's and you go to a game.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
No, I think Dick Portillo may have had Mexican ancestry. Someone should look into that.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
That's one of their prime...
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
You've never heard of Portillo's?
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Well, Dick Portillo sold the company recently for a billion dollars, and now they're everywhere.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
They say Portillos.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
You don't have to second guess me on this. Okay.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Maybe he says his own name differently, but the chain is commonly called Portillo.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Well, Dan would know because he just found out about it five minutes ago.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
I thought you were doing a bit, but no, that was, you were actually correcting me. Got it, okay.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
I like you too, David. You're my favorite person on the show.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Happy birthday, David. I'm always rooting for you.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
You're the devil I know.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
I have not gotten to The Brutalist yet, David. But did you like it? And did you think Adrian Brody was Best Actor worthy?
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
I like that.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
And he's like 29. I'm telling you.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
No, I think he's 29.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
I remember him in, oh, what movie was it where he played? Interstellar. He played like the son. The douche. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Thank you. I actually didn't know that. The other actor, other than Brody and Chalamet, who has pretty good odds to win Best Actors, Ray Fiennes, who is the star of Conclave. Where do you rank his performance? Because I'm with you. I haven't seen The Brutalist. I thought Chalamet was amazing in A Complete Unknown. I really enjoyed that movie. It helps that I also am a big Dylan fan.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
But I also thought Ray Fiennes was excellent in Conclave.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
I didn't like the last Harry Potter. I'll give him low. I thought that it was weird. I don't know.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
No, he's fine. He was fine.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Do you think people in Britain, when they burp, they go, Ralph? Instead of Ralph.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Great take.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
God, you would be so short at 114 years old. This guy goes, because older people shrink. You'd just be so tiny. You'd just be so small.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
All that to my grandparents who were roughly your height in their double nickel era.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
So were my grandparents, little tiny Italian people. And then they kept getting shorter and eventually couldn't even see.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
no no i'm i how would i grow with age well i don't know how are you staying the same like i don't know how are you gonna get to 114 i mean you're gonna be like a little poly pocket i'm just gonna put you in my little pocket um that guy who that documentary is based off of he goes viral on social media every now and then because he posts pictures not cheese um this guy's 47 by the way billy
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
And he goes viral because apparently he has some sort of blood transfusion thing going on with his son, David, that people think is really weird. He's trying to steal his son's youth. Did they dive into that kind of weirdness on this?
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Well, you wrote like a little thing for Greg on his birthday. You didn't write anything for David.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Was it really mutual? Was MLB really happy with this?
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
So you're not double nickels anymore? That's a bummer.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
One of them was three and a half hours long.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
You were going to say take a shit, and you censored yourself.
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Local Hour: I'm Here, I've Lived, How About You?
Wait, no. Was it about the heat?
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Local Hour: I'm Here, I've Lived, How About You?
Chris's for sure. Definitely Chris's.
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Mike's. Stugatz.
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I mean, it doesn't really matter if you're delivering a line to the camera if you're wearing sunglasses because we can't tell.
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I just already knew this.
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He's trying to pit us against each other. It's not going to work this week, Levitard. It's not going to work this week.
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More lines than what's the endgame spent?
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You know, this is more than Greg gave us yesterday when we asked him to act and he said he was better than every actor in White Lotus.
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What if it grows and it grows a new Greg Cody out of it? Oh! That would be awesome.
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And you know he's been speaking the entire time.
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I didn't think his ego could get bigger. We need to get him back on American Ninja Warrior.
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When did this become inside the actor's studio?
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How'd your dad's surgery go, by the way?
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Did you just remember?
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Did he get to keep it?
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You can't take credit for Diana Taurasi.
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What about the EuroLeague titles? Do you take any credit for those?
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I thought that the Time article that announced her retirement did a good job describing her. I think it was Sue Bird's words. She's a kind asshole. She's a very kind person, but she's an asshole. She's got a very sharp wit about her. If you've ever watched her do the Final Four broadcast with Sue Bird, you understand her vibe. She's ultra-competitive, obviously, but a very generous person also.
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A kind asshole.
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But he's a Chicago, the Chicago to Phoenix pipeline is very strong. Phoenix is one of the first places outside of Chicago to have Portillo's. Yeah, there you go.
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I claim like six places, so I accept. Come on.
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Chris Cody's wrong.
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Lurking? He's kind of lurking in the background.
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This is a lurk.
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Also, you can't see my feet. I'm tiptoeing a little bit.
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It's also kind of a ray gun situation.
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If it's about the heat, I'm going to go home.
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I think what you think at the end of the day is more important than when you think at the beginning of the day. At the end of the day. You've learned a lot throughout the day, and then at the end of the day, you draw a conclusion.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I don't think that, like... Bringing your parents' ashes to a football game? I never heard of that. You've never heard of that? I think people do that all the time.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
They were just like, I wanted, you know, part of my dad with me.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
think piece the same with the phrase long form right exactly no i see long form in like a little like antenna goes up i'm like oh really gonna find out about something i never knew in this david grand he's got a whole short story book of all his long form greg you would love it giant octopus everything how does your friend know they brought the deceased dad's like eye ashes and not like a foot ash
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I don't know. It wasn't a friend of mine. It was someone that I met that day, and she was, like, telling me. But she said it sort of offhanded, so I never really followed up.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
No, but, like, I feel like you guys are a lot more afraid of death than, you know. Not afraid, just. Just have questions. You know what I thought was weird? When my pap died, my uncle accidentally unscrewed the urn and part of his ashes fell out at the reception. I was like, Uncle Frank.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
The same thing my Grammy uses to make meatballs. Greg, what do you think?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Why are we doing?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And I stumbled into it was like, oh I'm above the rules and also no one's gonna say anything So I'm gonna who's gonna yell Lee Corso, you know?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
It seems like you're trying to stifle a sneeze. No, it's a yawn. It's a lullaby. It does something to my brain.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I like that he's a one-trick pony, but his trick is he does three tricks.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Their name may have already been guessed.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Greg, do you like hard candy?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
There's this new hard candy that Progresso has unveiled, and it's for soup lovers. It's soup hard candy.
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Would you dabble in that?
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It's like a chicken noodle soup-flavored hard candy.
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It just feels like something old people, with all due respect, would love. You guys like your hard candies and you like your soups. It feels like a good combo for an older gentleman to enjoy.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
What if it tasted like chicken?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Not just like butterscotch pudding.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
What does he mean by that? Like your teeth aren't going to fall out?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I think he's saying his teeth wouldn't fall out in a skateboard accident.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I've seen videos of cremations. There are still pieces left.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
But yeah, there was a lot.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Oh, it was in that monkey documentary because this woman tried to pretend that her monkey died. She had a chimp that she wasn't supposed to have. And she apparently lied to... the government to lawyers who were telling her she had to hand over this monkey. I think she had a different monkey cremated and then said, this is the monkey. He died and I cremated him.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And they said, there's no way that you self cremated the monkey because there would still be bits of the monkey left. So then they showed a cremation and what was left over after they cremated it. And there were like pieces of bones.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
At the game on Monday, I met someone who brought their dad's ashes to the national championship.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
No, it was like in her pocket.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
A certain sports media person cut the line. What?
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I'm not going to say, but you can guess. I'll probably be right.
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And he's still in Atlanta right now.
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Same with Jacksonville.
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Yeah. I saw videos of Bourbon Street with like three inches of snow on the ground. That blew my mind.
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I'm okay, actually. You seem well-adjusted. I was complaining to Greg the entire time we were getting our makeup done about certain aspects of the weekend that were unsavory, and I feel like I got a lot off my chest. So now I feel better.
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I felt like the city of Atlanta was surprised by the fact that there was a national championship game Monday. And there were several bars that we went to where there was like one bartender working and it was kind of a mess. They didn't know that there were going to be so many people trying to be indoors.
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There was a situation where there was like a tailgate party indoors where the fire marshal was like turning people away. And they're like, you can't come in. There's too many people in here because everyone was so cold. And it was just a big cluster on Monday, I would say. And then the in-stadium situation, the DJ was very, very loud. He was very loud. He was singing a lot. It was too much.
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People at that game, they're paying a lot of money to be at that game. You don't need to convince them to cheer. It was a very loud and raucous atmosphere.
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That was kind of what you did at the Vegas show last year. How dare you? What?
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But he was also hyping up the show from this other stage.
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For the record, I'm pro cheerleader.
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I think that happens every year because it's on a Monday and it's like after the bulk of the college football season's already ended. So it always feels like it's like, oh, yeah, we have one more game. And then unless your team's playing in it, like it kind of sneaks up on you. And also this year happening right after like the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, which took up a ton of oxygen.
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Some ginormous games were played this weekend, which I'm excited to hear your guys takes about like this. It's a Monday in the middle of January. It just kind of sneaks up on people.
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I know this will never happen, but I wish they could work something out with the NFL and put the national championship game Saturday leading into the NFL games and then Sunday the rest of the games. It just feels like a missed opportunity. Also, having the semifinals on Thursday and Friday, I saw that the ratings were down from last year when it was on Friday.
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New Year's Day because New Year's Day is a huge college football day. And so just like weekday, weekday, weekday playoff games is hard for fans. It's hard for spectators, obviously. It's just weird.
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I kind of disagree. I've always been a kind of like the championship games cool and the national championships important. But the season is the best part. Like the regular season is the best part of the football and bowl season. I really love. But I like the national championship game for the last eight years has been a blowout. There's rarely a close national championship game.
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That's not like to me. It's the opposite of the Super Bowl. It's not like the crowning jewel of the season. Too many games.
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It's how it's kind of felt every year.
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I disagree with you. I don't think people even really care about what the seeds were. Ohio State and Notre Dame finished 1-2 in the final AP poll.
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I don't think it was anticlimactic. I guess I just feel like the national championship game every year feels like this, where it's kind of randomly after the season ends. And especially this year, because it went a week longer. Both of these teams had school last week. It's just weird.
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I don't know if I could say I wouldn't go that far but like yeah like the I think the football season sort of does climax around New Year's Day like that's like the big you know that's why it made a lot of sense to have the semifinals on that day and then you have like one more game after that for the for the title but that's obviously not how it is with the 12 team playoff now there's another week in between and so it does sort of like taper off a lot more slowly but either way I think this game probably got like monster ratings it was Ohio State and Notre Dame I'm sure a ton of people
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Why can't you just say no? Just say no. Don't go anywhere. Are you talking about, like, things you can't... That's not how that works. There's things you can't say no to? Oh, yeah, of course. Like what, like baptisms? I would say no to that.
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Oh, I would go see your baby get dunked under water.
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I don't think he's joking.
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Why are we killing people? I feel like I missed something.
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Greg thinks Steve Martin's a bad actor. What?
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I love Martin Short. I laugh every time I see him. He doesn't even have to say anything. I'm just like, ah, ha, ha.
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That's his character in that show, though. He's a theater producer.
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You said all three of them were bad. Yeah. Bad actors.
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And a dipshit. I wish they just ended it with and a dipshit. Just up the numbskull to dipshit.
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We all had that in 2020.
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No, I was okay. I don't know. Did you have that in Florida?
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Thank God I'm wearing a waterproof jacket today. That sneeze is all over my arm.
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Lehman got it for me in New Zealand. He was there for the World Cup last year. Oh, that's so nice. Yes.
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Imagine if Notre Dame was a Nike school and we could have things like this all the time. Under Armour, you're on notice.
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It wasn't my hand. It was my elbow.
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Billy, I feel like some light insider trading you could get a little ankle monitor for.
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Couldn't you just purposely like drive sober, but purposely fail a field sobriety test?
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It wasn't just because you were stuck at home. It's because you knew everyone else was. So it's not like you were missing out on any social obligations.
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But you have to pretend like you're sad about it. Like, oh, no.
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Wait, Lehman, you have to go on a work trip? Oh, that stinks. Get me a jacket.
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This hotel room is so quiet.
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I have a new topic. So I have it on very good authority. I don't know if you guys saw yesterday. There was a lot of sports writers talking about how the lines at TSA at the Atlanta airport were two hours long. And it was just like a complete mess. They weren't ready for the amount of people that were going to be flying out of Atlanta yesterday. I have it on good authority.
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Our society's so evolved.
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The Iceman.
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Ooh, that's actually a great segue to something I wanted to ask you. We have male comedians come on our show all the time. And I'm a huge fan of yours, by the way. But they come on and they always make degrading comments about women that we just let slide. So I was wondering if you could say something degrading about men.
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Maybe he's just watching the women's tournament because that one's on mostly ESPN.
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Bye, thank you.
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I'm not a father, but I can attest to that. I read that ESPN women's basketball ratings were up this season, so still climbing, which is something that I said last year when everyone's like, oh, after Kaitlyn Clark goes to WNBA, no one's going to watch anymore, blah, blah, blah. No. It's still interesting. I think this year is going to be great because there's a lot of teams that could win.
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There's a lot of stars. Juju Watkins, yes, is a star. Paige Beckers is a star. Hannah Hidalgo, Olivia Miles are stars. Lauren Betts. There's a ton of household names in women's basketball.
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It was. You know what? No bad ideas.
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That's why I'm not...
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What are we not looking at right now, Tony?
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Whatever you think that means.
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Were you hiding in the bathroom?
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Is it a great quote?
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He's not looking, Chris. It's giving me Miami Heat, the power of friendship vibes. I know you have the right guys on offense, but that wasn't the problem.
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Mike Ryan is being forcibly restrained on the couch.
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Not me.
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He's not looking, which is the problem.
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Oh, God. He's on the move.
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But you weren't looking, so I thought you said Grady.
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You weren't looking.
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I thought you were going to say 12 years, but then you said 30 minutes.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
I don't know.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Why wouldn't it be 20 years? I figure 12 is like when you started at ESPN, maybe. I don't know. I am feeling... I don't know the timeline.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Well, it's a Wednesday that feels like a Thursday because we were here Sunday.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Looky here.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Don't they have an unprotected pick?
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
I told him to looky here.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
We've not taken a better picture than that. Please put that up behind me. Put it behind. That nostril. Look, there you can see Mike Ryan trying to stay in character.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
It's available so frequently. It's so available. Hold on. Let me get my head out of the way.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
They can put that on the tombstone of our show and I'd be good with it.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
I no longer have the most awkward stutter of this segment. Dan, thank you. I was lost for words earlier when Greg said that Cameron Brink was still at Stanford, and I tried to let him slide, and I was like, it's fine.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Except for one very famous example where it didn't work out.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
You couldn't have noticed that from the speed with which I... That was very awkward. You didn't have to read it. Greg, how do you feel about him using senior citizen as a sort of slur in that post?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
But why would he be doing it to himself?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Chris Cody, Jess, Tony, Tony's brother, Taylor, Billy, Ethan, Mike Fuentes. We have a podcast.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
I want to hear Tony's reason why. I'm good.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Yeah, but I mean, we don't have to rehash this whole thing. But the controversy around Lone Depot Park wasn't because it was ugly or the walls were a bad color.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
So the wins and losses thing, that doesn't really change the reality of how the park ended up where it is.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
But that was where this whole conversation started, right? Isn't that why Greg and David don't get along?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
That's crazy logic, though. Like a city shouldn't waste money because they'll just end up wasting it on something else.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Tony, you have a lot of opinions. You have been saying them nonstop since the show started, but none of them have been into a microphone.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Speaking of which, we need to get Taylor in here to talk about the North Carolina game last night.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Lazy Sunday was 16 years ago.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Nicht nur ein Bowlingball.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Someone decided to mail Greg Cody a present that appears to be a bowling ball that was made just for him years ago as a promotional tool with a Dolphins logo on one side and a Miller Lite logo on the other side. Und es gibt keine Hose, die in den Bowlingball gedrückt werden.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Also kann Greg, wenn er morgen kommt, wenn er morgen kommt, wenn er wieder kommt, diesen Bowlingball für ihn personalisieren und diesen Bowlingball nutzen, wenn er will. Wow. Und das war es, was ich geschaut habe.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
No, it has no holes drilled in it. Yeah, and he can have it customized.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
That's the thing is I'm conflicted. Do we open it or do we leave it for him? It's not gift wrapping. It's his gift to open it.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Wow, this is pretty dope. What would you call it, a marble? Big marble. They sent him a big marble.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
But they have to win. Because if they lose the championship, then it's all for nothing.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
This is his list.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
No, Michael Shea. Three family members. That's not the offensive one. It's World Wide West.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
Yeah. But I am interested in him having to come up with a top five right now off the top of his head. Good luck.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
I was looking up Wes Welker, I mean.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
Don Levitard. Number three, Chick-fil-A waffle fries. Love it. Nah, I think it's an overrated. You guys go ketchup or Chick-fil-A sauce when you have the Chick-fil-A. Polynesian sauce. Polynesian. That's my brother right there. Good call.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
Stugatz. Oh, my God. What a weird interaction.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
That someone's been fired. It's a good apology. Yeah, it's a terrible apology. One of the worst apologies, Jessica.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
Behind, it all looks the same. I feel like we're glossing over the really funny part of this story. Terrence Shannon was on that team last March. Like, why are we retiring his jersey already?
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
I mean, imagine your Luther head and you're sitting at home watching the game and you're thinking to yourself, how did that guy get his number retired? You picked the perfect name.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
He's still flustered from not being on PK's top five. Kendall Gill.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
I'm with Billy on this. We could have probably stopped at 30 years. They need to get over themselves. I'm serious, Dan.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
The bodyguard. I don't know.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Yeah, that's a silly question. No, I like ice cream. I don't like pain.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
I feel like you're projected. I played competitive sports my whole life, and you're just kind of brushing right past. Billy's telling you he likes the taste of blood, and you're just brushing right past.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Dan, you shit-talk the video team every day.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
I don't like smutty either.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Women stay home in the kitchen where they belong.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Are you shit-talking Roy's reporting right now?
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Some of us played pickleball against some others of us and kicked their asses. And some of us shit talked the entire time. While others could not handle it.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Is he a fan of The Levitard Show?
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Yeah, and we'd kick Dan Patrick's crew's ass.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
How do you press the wrong buttons twice and you don't have to go to class?
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
He's never had his period.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
She wins. I don't need to hear about men's pain tolerances.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Billy really probably, he ate a raw onion for you. He probably has the highest pain tolerance.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
And you still shit talk him this whole show.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Did that make it hurt less?
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
That happened to me once. My friends, we were roughhousing, and they were swinging this bag of marbles around, and it hit me in the head. And my parents were at church, and I was afraid that we were going to get in trouble for roughhousing, so we never told them. And I thought for the next 24 hours, I was probably just going to drop dead.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Yeah, I didn't say it was, but I was afraid of getting in trouble. That was the common thread.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Actually, Billy, I found out my best friend's dating a foot doctor. The foot doctor does everything from the ankle down. The ankle surgeries are part of podiatry. I never knew that. I just thought he was really into toes.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
I don't think the ankle's, like, exclusive to the foot, Doctor. No.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
No, I don't think the ankle has to be that, doctor, but they do cover that as well.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
This whole like Jarrett Payton thing's been a setup for Dan to get ahead of the photos that are going to come out.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
And they're eating, like, the nastiest shit.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Just such a bad wedgie. It's just an unbelievably bad wedgie.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Billy, you suck today, you idiot. Screw you, Billy.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Most of us have played sports, though, and probably been shit talked or involved in shit talk. Well, that's the thing about that. Like in that setting, it's like, yeah, that's part of the regular workplace.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Er ist so, oh, du weißt, ich bin ein Kontraktor und wir haben zu viele für dieses Projekt bestellt, das ich anbiete.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Not to say that we didn't see anything from All Star Weekend, but boom, we got some NASCAR clips out almost immediately. Boom, boom, boom. We didn't and haven't seen very much from All Star Weekend. We got some other videos out there.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Meh. So the fake Brad Pitt said he had kidney cancer and needed a loan because his bank accounts were locked as a result of his ongoing divorce with Angelina Jolie. So there was a kidney involved.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
I saw that everywhere yesterday.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Do you think the baby's going to come out in Tebow? Remember Tebowing? Oh!
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
I saw this on Twitter. I need to credit who posted this. One of my Calgorithm friends. Cal's had more quarterbacks start in the Super Bowl than USC. Wow.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
I think he did fine until you then made a sort of slightly pedantic correction and then he had to try to save it.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
I'm not being pedantic. The literal definition of pedantic, someone who's too concerned with literal accuracy or formality. It doesn't matter if it's from the weekend or the week. I think the idea, the gist of it was delivered accurately.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
i think chris doesn't want people to not call because they're worried it's not from the weekend i think that he's sort of opening this up to anyone and so now we're getting really bogged down in the details when people probably don't even remember what the initial read was the key is to be bold all right it doesn't matter when you do it be bold just like boost mobile so you can call 718-540-9013 any day of the week with a bold take
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
I think this was after the second Browns game. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
After that, they played the Chiefs, Ravens and Eagles in the span of 11 days, which when the schedule came out, everyone circled that as like, oh, this could be nasty. It was yikes. Not a take I would have made after that Browns game.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
I commend Bill Simmons for this take.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
The thing is, this isn't even AI. I think it's bad Photoshop. But Dan, even you, I think, wouldn't have been fooled by this. These are pictures that allegedly were sent to a woman in France by Brad Pitt, asking her for money, pretending to be Brad Pitt or slash Brad Pitt's mom. saying that he was in the hospital and that he needed help and he needed money.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
And this poor woman, I do feel bad because she is just getting eviscerated online for this, but this poor woman was scammed out of over $800,000, according to People.com, sending this money to this person pretending to be Brad Pitt. And these photos are just so bad. It's almost unfathomable how this could happen.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Well, I was going to say more so where they can call you saying they're calling you from your loved one's phone and use their voice. That scares me. The Mike Tomlin ones, I pretty much always know that those ones are fake.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Mom, Josh Gad needs $800,000.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Well, I guess if the person, even if they're a scammer, actually needs the kidney, at least the kidney's going to a good place. Whereas if you're just giving them money, they're just blowing this on something, right?
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
But someone's getting a kidney.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Actual Josh Gad.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Oh, okay, I thought this was scammer Josh Gad.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Because, like, donating a kidney to a stranger is, like, even if you're scammed out of it, you know, it's a good thing to do, I guess.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Which is why this is insane. Like, this woman was like, oh, I guess it makes sense. Brad Pitt's calling me.
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Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Maybe some people's insurance covers both surgeries.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
It's such a cop out to be like, he's the greatest quarterback of all time. That wasn't the question.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Also, like if he gets to call the Super Bowl and then he's like, I'm done calling it quits, leaving on top. OK, well, Greg Olson comes back. He's got to wait now like three more years to get to call a Super Bowl. That's not fair.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
It's like, oop. If you said Ope, you would have said Ope, but you don't say Ope. You just express it.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
You know that sound. It's the sound of money hitting your Venmo account. A friend paying you back. Or maybe it's getting cash back from your favorite business when you pay with the Venmo debit card. Or it's realizing you can pay with Venmo at checkout at thousands of brands. Now, there are so many more ways to answer the question, what's your Venmo? Download Venmo today.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
I mean, we were supposed to ask about barbecuing and tailgating, not about his marriage. And I think that's what that look is. Stick to the script. Agreed. No one said ask about his marriage.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Don't ask him about it next time because we don't know what happened with... Right, you never know.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
It's a really sad way to say it.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
You're right. I didn't get everything in the divorce. It's not fair.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Oh, it was on Monday. Really? Yeah, wasn't it?
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Because Darnold was seeing ghosts.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Yeah, Darnold was seeing ghosts again. The flashbacks to the last time he was seeing ghosts. Just run. Everybody was talking about the ghosts that he was seeing. Good night for ghosts.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
It was like the whole universe made that same sort of callback at the same time. Like several group chats, just the ghost emoji. It's like the thing he's going to be best known for now.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. Dosh cash back terms apply.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
We have the other call that I was referencing, which I contend was the best call of the season. This was the end of the first half of the Maryland-USC game. Maryland's down. They're fumbling. It looks like they have no hope. They did end up winning the game by one point. But here is the call of the Maryland fumble.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Um, I mean, I've done the triple Indy, so I'm not that impressed.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
I didn't have a comeback. I'm sorry.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Jordan, that's not why you didn't make the NBA, buddy.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Maybe if you didn't have the Funyuns, you would have made the NBA. Now I take it back.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
There's no shot you could do the triple lindy.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Is it, though? Because, like, what if you assume that there are shoes off house and you just walk into the house and you take off your shoes and just make yourself comfortable uninvited?
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
It also depends if there are socks involved. Like, I don't want someone's bare little toesies on my couch. I also don't know if I want their dirty shoes, though. But it just depends what the shoes are, I think.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
For my own house, I have a designated pair of slippers, like hard bottom platform slippers I wear around. So I feel like I have shoes on and my feet sees don't get cold. But they never go outside, so they're clean.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
He's got some hobbit feet, I bet.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
We're talking about... Those are good socks. Some do. Those are good socks, yeah.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Our pleasure. Our pleasure.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
He's holding it too long. Just run. That's got to be, I would say, top two call of the last six months. Only just behind the disaster, what a bad idea call from the Maryland-USC game earlier this year.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
I'm not sure what was more awkward, his reaction to that or when Dan asked him about his marriage.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I think the Ravens would take Anquan Boldin.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
He was on my flight last week. I saw a three-day span. Tony Gonzalez was on my flight from Chicago to New York after the Bears played on Thursday night. Bad, awful game, by the way. December 26th, Thursday night game, Bears. And then Steven Spielberg the next day. And then Michael Imperioli. Three in a row. Bam, bam, bam. And obviously Tony Gonzalez, the least famous of the three.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I mean, he almost did at the end of the season. I mean... You could interpret it that way if you wanted.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Chris is like, I can take him. I'll tackle him. Only 6'2"? Please. That's shorter than Mike Ryan.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I feel like we're... Yes, the nutrition's gotten better. Training's gotten better. A lot of the things around sports have gotten better in the last few decades than they were before. But trying to say every person before a certain decade was just like a wet noodle. They were still very strong and very fast and very large people.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
And just going off height and weight, I don't think it's giving you a full picture.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Exactly. What year is the cutoff? Like, if you were born post-2000, you're better than everyone before that year.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
We should be careful saying guys born in the 60s are washed, and we should write them off.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Also, Babe Ruth never had to play against these modern players. Maybe he would have upped his physical game and lifted some weights.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
The mailman. I mean, that's a nickname we won't even have in 20 years because the mail will be completely obsolete. We'll have the email man, and that won't even be relevant anymore.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
But TikTok hasn't disappeared off people's phones. I think you're still going to be able to use it. You just won't be able to update it. Right, JerBear?
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Are we still talking about that? What's going on?
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
And we're still talking about that.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
What's going to happen to Jimmy's new brick-and-mortar coffee shop he just opened in the design district? I love their coffee. It is so good. Yes, it's actually, I'm not being paid by them to say this. I think you should be. I agree with you.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Yeah, it costs the same as all the overpriced coffee in the city. The merch, on the other hand, very overpriced. But is he going to close it? What's going to happen? I mean, he just opened it like two weeks ago.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Things are weird, but you also may be projecting a little bit.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Ja, es kostet jetzt wahrscheinlich das gleiche wie bei anderen Flugzeugen, wenn man mit mehrfachen Taschen fliegt. Es war früher so, du bringst einen großen Schuh und deine Golfclubs und beide sind gratis. Das kostet etwa 80 Dollar auf United oder American.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Nun, nun, nun. Es ist die College-Mens-ACC-Basketball-Tournament-Zeit. Und irgendwie hat Notre Dame den zweiten Rund gewonnen. Sie spielen heute in North Carolina. Ich schaue nicht so viele Mens-College-Hoopes, aber ich schaue Notre Dame. Und sie sind nicht sehr gut. Sie haben gestern in der ersten Runde gegen Pitt verloren. Ein kontroverser Foul-Call am Ende des Spiels.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Was? Okay, als ich in der Schule war, ging ich so oft wie möglich zu vielen Notre Dame Spielen. Und das war super günstig. Ich führte nach Midway von South Bend, fliege auf einem 60 Dollar Flugzeug. Ich habe den 10.30 Uhr Flug auf dem Südwesten gekauft. Und ich habe all diese Wege gedreht. Und du konntest es am letzten Moment ändern.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Und wenn etwas günstiger kommt, kannst du die Unterschiede behalten. Und es gibt einen Kredit, was auch immer. Es war super günstig, irgendwo im Land zu fliegen, vor allem, wenn man aus kleineren, dreckigen... Das ist das, wo sie fliegen?
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
They just started flying out of O'Hare, I think in the last two years.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Und sie sind also ein 10,5-Punkte-Dog gegen North Carolina. Taylor's Tar Heels. Also nehme ich Taylor's Tar Heels, um das zu beantworten.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
We forgive you. Yeah. That's okay. That's an okay thing. Thank you. Okay mistake. We accept.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
We knew what you meant.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Ich denke, sie sind in professionellen Bereichen sehr akzeptiert, wo es vielleicht 20 Jahre her war. Selbst die Yankees haben ihre Haarpolizei verändert.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
I don't think you can give his ballsack even half the credit, really.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Maybe 49% to his ballsack.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Ich sage es nicht, weil... Ich glaube nicht, er hat gesagt, wo er es gedreht hat. Nein, ich glaube, er hat gesagt, ich habe es hier nicht gemacht.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Und ich bin zum Arzt gekommen und er hat gesagt, es ist ein Verlust.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Ja, er wollte später spielen. Ich glaube, nächstes Monat.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
I said Jack Nicholson earlier when we were talking about a few good men and no one corrected me. I thought you were doing that on purpose. I thought that was a joke. You made me laugh.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Chris, ich hab deinen Arsch.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Ja, sie haben zusammen gespielt. Er hat einen Hals in einem, das ist eine ganze Sache. Ja, genau. Er bedeutet auf der PGA Tour.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Die Grund, warum ich nicht furchtbar darüber spekuliere, dass Tiger Woods getötet wird, ist, weil Tiger Woods das macht. Er wird getötet. Es ist sehr unfreundlich, weil er einer der größten Golfers aller Zeiten ist. Aber das war die Geschichte seines... Bad Driver.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Das ist die Geschichte seiner Karriere seit zwei Jahrzehnten. Er hat all diese Verletzungen, wahrscheinlich weil er sehr gut im Golf ist und wie er Golf spielt.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
This is why I feel a little bad for Bronny because Wir machen einen Chart für einen 16-Jährigen, dessen Vater am meisten berühmt ist. Natürlich ist LeBron vielleicht zweitgrößt. Wir werden das heute nicht diskutieren. Aber er hat nie die Chance, sich normal zu fühlen. Ich fühle mich nicht am schlechtesten für ihn. Es gibt natürlich Menschen in der Welt, die ich am schlechtesten fühle. Aber...
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
This is why I feel a little bad for Bronny.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Wollt ihr eine lustige Headline hören? Kevin Bacon hat einen Tag als normaler Person verbracht. Ich dachte mir, das tut weh.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Warte, warte, warte! Du kannst das nicht am Tag nach der Aaron Rodgers-Konversation machen.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
I just want to hear Chris say Arnold Palmer again.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
This is the second time in the show today. First Dan's like, no one watches college basketball. I'm sitting right here. Then Dan's like, no one watches golf. I'm sitting right here. You watch golf? Yes!
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Hast du eine Meinung dazu? Lass uns hören, was Chris sagt, wie er die Nachrichten erhielt.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Für mich war der Krescendo und der tolle Moment der Masters. Und es war toll, weil wir wussten, dass das wahrscheinlich alles ist.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Es hat mich nicht geteasert. Ich dachte, es ist wirklich verrückt, dass das passiert ist. Und das war der Grund, warum es nicht mehr passiert ist.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Right, or watching him walk Augusta and you could tell he was just in pain.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
We didn't promise like first class tickets. Well, no, no, no.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
That would be the best outcome.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
I mean, Steak Sauce isn't going to win.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
That's what I said. Channing McMuffin.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Channing Happy Meal.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Oh, we got another winner. Channing Bacon. Oh, Channing Bacon.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
I mean, God, it is just the shitification of America continues. Private equity taking our precious consumer friendly brands and companies and then making them just like every other company that is extracting every last penny from the consumer. They are getting rid of their free bag check policy. One of the only reasons you would ever fly on Southwest.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Ich gehe genau da, wo mein Nummer ist.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Anyways, Southwest used to be the budget airline where you want to get away. It costs $80 to fly from Midway to Phoenix, Sky Harbor. And you get two free bags and you don't have a seat. You probably sit in the middle somewhere in the back because you forgot to check in 24 hours ahead.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Or you remembered, but there were so many people that paid for the early bird check-in that you were still in B35 anyways. Bastards. Jetzt kostet es viel Geld und man muss die Taschen bezahlen. Warum fliegt man sonst immer nach Südwesten?
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
It's just a regular airline now. But they're just all the same aircraft. Okay. And their system is also still ancient because they had that huge outage a couple of years ago because there was a snowstorm and they do a different thing than every other airline. And they go from city to city to city instead of having like these major hubs or something.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
I remember reading some deep rabbit hole about Southwest and why they couldn't recover from this big snowstorm. So assuming they haven't updated that yet, maybe they have. It's just like, why would you do this?
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Ja, literally alles, was ich über die Cold War gelernt habe. Aber geht weiter.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I feel like I can't win. If I make a reference that's too current, it goes over everyone's head. If I make a reference from the 80s, it's like, how do you know that? If I talk about Columbo, I'm an old person now. This is you winning. It doesn't matter what decade my reference is from. It's wrong.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I saw a story that Kevin Bacon apparently, I don't know if this was like butt cracked or whatever. I saw this at like two in the morning the other night, ball sack or butt crack. Kevin Bacon like doesn't want them to play this Footloose song at weddings that he goes to. So he asked the DJ not to play it.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I hope it's true because I'm doing a Dan right now where I'm like, I saw a thing and I did zero verification. But that makes me so sad that they're just like, people just circle him when they play the song from Footloose, and they're like, do a dance.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Okay, wait. I found the story in Entertainment Weekly. Apparently, Kevin Bacon revealed that South by Southwest. Do you guys remember South by Southwest? It's like the four-year anniversary.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
They always start out about being about the bride, and then there's alcohol involved, Bacon said. And by about 10.30, the song comes on, and suddenly the wedding becomes about me getting out and dancing. People literally form a circle around me and clap their hands like I'm a trained monkey.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I feel like I associate six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon and then Footloose.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
You know, now that I look at it, he's in all of these massive movies, but he's not the lead.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Yeah, but he's not Tom Cruise or Jack Nicholos.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Chris has a good question that I think we need to explore a little further.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
That's a zany clown. Yeah, for sure. Kids clown. Kevin Dutch baby.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
You didn't know he was the West Virginia coach. You thought this was some old aggregated story. Yeah, I didn't know he came back.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
He called me Catholic to my core once. I have never forgotten that.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
He called the Notre Dame pick game earlier in the day, and then he was on the call for this one.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
No more dancing. No more TikTok dancing. He's like the town in Footloose. Like, no dancing. You guys can do, like, lip sync videos, I guess, but you can't dance.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
What's for lunch? Dancing on TikTok, every football team does these. Basketball teams do them. They're so innocuous. It's not like this is a massive distraction.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I kind of am giving this a little bit of side eye where I'm like, why dancing though?
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I can give him eye contact and be like, what do you mean by tights?
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
We're on a major podcast on a major network. Accusing someone of doing something that there is no... He didn't accuse. Asking why we aren't accusing someone of doing something is... I don't think it's our place to do that. Unless there is a legitimate conversation about it stemming from someone with legitimate eyewitness accounts or whatever investigative story there is. Hold on a second.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
Well, he believes he can make a difference in this case. In the other cases, he knows he can't.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
Mike comes back and he's like, that Gemstones episode sucked and you're wrong.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
you want to go first i my so the take that made me the saddest was about righteous gemstones that made me sad that you guys didn't appreciate the art that was the first episode of the new season of righteous gemstones also you made false claims that it was the most expensive episode they've ever shot which danny mcbride said is not true they filmed it in 10 days bradley cooper didn't get paid anything he had never seen the show before he was just coming in
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
hot and he was like i'm gonna be elijah gemstones gemstone and the entire episode is about how this family's entire uh fortune is based off of a grifter a bible grifter and if you didn't catch that it's not really a spoiler catch that catch that you didn't really catch that didn't catch it okay missed that okay just missed it
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
I mean, it's giving you like a origin story about this family and how this all began. And it was perfect for tying it into how they exist now in the show.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
I think that one made me the saddest because I appreciated that episode. I was like you, Dan. I turned on the episode and I was ready to see what Uncle Baby Billy was up to. I was ready to see what Keef was up to. I was ready to see what all my favorite friends, the Gemstones, were up to over this long hiatus. Ten minutes in, I realized, okay, this flashback is not going to come to present day.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
This is just going to be like one big flashback episode. I'm along for the ride now. And I was waiting for them to sort of like tie it all together. And at the end of the episode, they did. They landed the plane. And I was like, I see what they did with this. And it made me sad to hear that you and Mike both didn't like it.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
I also I heard you guys say like you didn't you like the episode, but not for the premiere of the season. When would you would you rather have in the middle of the season?
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
We'll get BJ pole dancing eventually.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
Apparently he did all his own pole dancing stunts in this season. Wow. Trust me, when I turned on HBO Max on Sunday night, Max, as the kids call it these days, I wanted to see that pole dancing. And I realized instead I was going to get Bradley Cooper in a period drama that I was not expecting. And you know what? It was excellent. It was great. They nailed it.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
We wanted to start off easy. We wanted to start off with a little warm-up routine here.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
I had a crush on Kermit the Frog when I was little.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
Amina's a great Kermit.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
That's, you know, slip and fall, burns your lap, all of a sudden, boom.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
No wonder your wife is actually really hot.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Like at a bar mitzvah.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Oh, I thought you meant like performers on a treadmill, like that band OK Go that did the video on the treadmill.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
This building makes weird noises and then sometimes the power just suddenly goes out and the lights, when the lights came back, they were brighter than the lights are right now.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
It wasn't our fault the power went out.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
No, Jason only cuts to me when I'm taking a large bite of a sandwich, yawning at a very bad moment. We all yawn, okay? When I'm looking at my phone in the middle of something, Billy looks at his phone all day.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Never cuts to Billy looking at his phone.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Why do they keep showing the weird relationship between him and his brother? Where do we think that ends up?
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Him, because he's the older one. I think the younger one, like... He's finding himself. Yeah, like, I don't know. If you grow up with a brother like that, maybe that's why you're a little weird.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
No, I'm going to do some reporting. And by the way, let's play this out.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Pablo was on Around the Horn first, October 2012.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Because the women aren't cooking anymore. Pablo said he was on Around the Horn first and on 2012. Also, The Crucible is about the Salem witch trials, but it's an allegory for McCarthyism, I believe.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
I texted me and I'm awaiting confirmation.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Okay. Okay, Mina claims over text to mean that she went on Around the Horn around the same time she came on the Levitard show.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Oh, there's green in the green room, but there is no sex in the green room.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
David, forget about his compensation. I hope you got compensated well because the idea of, A, having to deal with someone pestering me for something that I booked, B, to get there and say, okay, I booked the guy. He shows up. We're good, right? Nope. You have all these adults.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
I'm staggered that there are actual grownups who would behave in that way in terms of not in terms of features and autographs. Do the hurdle. Are you high? It's who has someone to just jump over. So, hey, you, you kind of leap at him and then you jump over him and split your legs. Who has something like that earnestly? Not as a joke. What about this one?
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
I mean, why are you laughing in David's face? Because the whole thing that he just gave us there was just to serve the last statement, which is he'd never been handled like that in an appearance before. He said it was the most professional, most awesome experience of his life.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Yeah. Is David leaving? Like, when is your contract up?
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Yeah, I actually wanted to talk to David about this because the raising of the prices actually is – fairly standard, and David can fact check me on that. That's 8.6% across the board. Isn't that egregious? Including, I believe it's at 20% on some of the floor seats. The egregious part about it was, A, it comes on the heels of a lot of bad PR for the team locally.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
B, the fact that in the letter to the season ticket holders, they said this is for investments in the team and in fan engagement. And C, this is perhaps the most egregious part, they name-checked, hey, if you sign up early, there are strong financial advantages to getting tickets such as the Lakers in April. And that one to me is like, the first person I actually thought of was David.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
I said, David, how do you have such a breakdown in communication? Because Nico Harrison is not responsible for any of that, but... As an organization, there has to be some sort of unified voice on this. You can't be so tone deaf as to send to your season ticket holders, hey, remember the team we traded your favorite player to? Guess what?
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
If you sign up now for these increased season tickets, you'll get priority on these tickets against that player.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
and you're saying, look, we need more money. Is there any universe where you say, maybe we freeze it for a year and then revisit this a year from now based on the incredible negative reaction that we've gotten over the last month?
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Do you guys not like going to parties? Like, hey, if anyone has a vow renewal, just have an anniversary.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
As long as there's an open bar, I'm there. Like, I'll celebrate love. I love love, as everyone knows. No, but you love booze is what you're saying.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
You want the open bar. And well, I love that, too. But I love love.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
To be clear, it's okay for Saquon Barkley to raise his rates because he won a Super Bowl, but it's not okay for a resort to raise its rates after... Hundreds of thousands of people, assuming, are now interested in staying there.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
That's them of usury, which is, I believe, a biblical sin.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
That's the devil I know.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
To renewed vows. You sound like Skeletor.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
I know Omar Dorsey, who plays the other guy in the show. So good. And based on the way he was talking, I don't think it's anything cast related in terms of financials or demands. I think this is just, you know, a decision made levels and levels above them.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
I'm going to tap out of texting because I just realized. It's been a long time since I texted him. The first text back. And if I ask, hey, man, would you be willing to do the show on a different network? That makes it sound like I have a network that might be interested.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
That's so weird. Just, hey, man, how's it going? Hope all is well.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Does a famous doctor make you a better doctor?
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
I'm sorry. If I already served the time, please don't wipe my sleep clean, especially after I die. That does nothing for me or my family.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
I hear you, Jeremy. On the other hand, remember how he used to run to first base? Oh, he would slide and his helmet would fly.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
The hustle.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
We're going to tease it for later. But Amin and I were also working on a list of characters we most want to see die in White Lotus and least want to see die in White Lotus.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
They are real and they're spectacular. Yes. A bit distracting at times.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
I loved the first episode when the one woman was like, I love your teeth.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
There's a lot of theories. Perhaps the husband is a nemesis of some sort and he's seeking revenge. Perhaps her husband is his father that he thought was dead his whole life.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
Perhaps none of the above because sometimes the show gives you 10 red herrings and then none of them really end up mattering and then something completely different happens by the end of the season.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
They really do, but they think that they love each other.
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But they're realizing, ooh, do we have anything in common?
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Right, like you have friends that you don't see that much. You all have your own lives. You all live in different places.
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And then you're like, we need to do a girl's trip. And then you all do a girl's trip one year. And then you're like, oh my God, I actually don't really like you that much.
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You don't appreciate the craft.
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If you're familiar with the show at all, the opening scene of the first episode of each season, a dead body floats somewhere or there's like a reveal that someone has died in the first season. It was, oh, there's a body going on the plane. And then the whole season, you're like, who's the dead body leaving the island? So you're wondering the whole time who it is.
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And then they just throw all these characters at you for like eight episodes, and then the last episode there's finally something happens, to Billy's point. It's a slow burn.
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Perhaps one of the employees who was distracting the security guard was in on it, or perhaps the woman who was in the changing room, who is in a relationship with Greg slash Gary. Maybe she's in on it. Perhaps.
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Goggins was like, she's obviously an escort. And his girlfriend was like, no, they're in love.
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She's number one on my list of people I least want to see die.
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I call him Malfoy because he's Malfoy. He's Lucius Malfoy.
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I have another fan theory for you.
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I have another theory for you that I saw. There's no spoilers in this because we don't know what's going to happen yet. We're only in episode three. But, however.
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He's embroiled in some sort of money laundering scheme.
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Yeah, he's number one on the list of characters I most want to see die.
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And then he found out what the role was, and he was like, ugh.
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Also, Mike White must be a basketball fan or just interested in sports in some way, because he made them all Duke people. and it's very unflattering.
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Except for Parker Posey, who's a Carolina fan. Anyways, I digress.
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The theory was in the first episode, she mentions that they normally vacation in the Caribbean, but this year they went to Thailand, and so perhaps she's aware that her husband's into financial crimes, and she's already stowed their money away in the Cayman Islands on previous vacations, and now they're going to be staying abroad because they can't get extradited from Thailand?
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Or Belinda. I like Belinda, too.
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Belinda's the one who's Tanya's masseuse in the first season.
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They use the word escort in the show, which is why I said escort, but I think sex worker is what people say.
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Definitely don't say woman of the night.
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No, I think... I think it's have you never like lost a friendship over your life because you've grown apart? Of course. No, no.
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Right. I think these people are very wealthy and they're in denial that they aren't friends anymore or at least don't have anything in common anymore. And they're also, again, very wealthy so they can afford this, you know, all inclusive trip.
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I don't understand what part of this you can't relate to.
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You just live down the street from a bunch of people that are your age and it's just, you don't, you commiserate over chemistry class. Life's happened.
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She has to do the vows first. Dan was the most likely.
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And it wasn't an accusation if it's just a suggestion. Like, yeah, I think.
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The only person I ever knew to renew their vows was my grandparents at their, like, 50th wedding anniversary. And at that point, it was way too late to get divorced.
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Jeremy thought you were going to report that Pat Riley had cancer or something. He was freaking out back here.
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There's a lot of filler in that show. And I'm not talking about the episodes being long sometimes.
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Yeah, I really don't have a lot of skin in the game in the NBA.
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The Warriors winning a championship with Jimmy would be really, really, really funny.
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That's right.
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By the way, wrong S, but we're all good. Did you guys catch Ron say Winders? He turned into a prospector there for a second. You got to get him away from the Winders. And I was like, oh. He knows everything about everything.
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David, let me ask you something. Was this universal, like baseball ops, everybody or just? Everybody. You're in the office.
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Would you call that... standard in baseball, or was that you, that was you putting your own little twist on it?
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No, but the Yankees don't.
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Most sports franchises, the guys, at least in ops, maybe the other, like marketing, whatever, but like for ops, everyone's wearing team-issued sweats, or like the polo or whatever. Like, that's... That's what we wore every day.
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The first day of training camp. Like, you go down there, the equipment manager hands you this suitcase, you know, like the duffel bag, the team-issued duffel bag. Of swag? And it's just there. Because back then it was Adidas. Adidas was just sending us stuff. So it's like, okay, you get this. We got shoes. The shoes weren't cool shoes, but they were shoes.
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Like now they're Nike and they're getting tech fleece and they're getting Air Maxes. And I'm like, oh, you guys get a great deal.
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Stugatz. I think you could do it, Chris, because you did a great Charles Barkley. You're one for one there.
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Maybe like 12% of my wardrobe as far as T-shirts and stuff is stuff that I bought. It's all free stuff. 12%, huh?
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For sure. If I got free merch, I would wear the free. This is free. I'm wearing free merch right now. Not from Levitard, but I'm wearing merch. Look, where's my camera? If you have a business and you want to promote it, just send me merch. I'll wear it. Now, make sure it doesn't look ugly, but if it looks good. You hear that, Viore? Yeah, I'll wear it. I'll wear anything.
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Jeremy, this is his version of getting rid of the tie.
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That is what he said. That past version doesn't apologize either, though.
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Let me tell you right now.
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I love what's happened. There's 12 guys wearing the same exact thing. I love it. There are people complaining, like, I missed the days. I'm like, no, because the coach who makes $7 million a year and has a deal with the local tailor. And copyrighted three-peats. He gets to wear the nice stuff, and then everybody else has to scrounge up whatever they got from men's warehouse. And be Doug Moe. Yeah.
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Y'all know, man. I like nice and clean.
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Let me get to work. Speaking. Jeremy, here's the word for you. Sandalus. Go. Sandalus. Yeah, see?
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He did not.
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Right. So, first of all, this is the most read article in the history of ESPN. More than Deflategate, more than Tiger Woods crashing his car on Thanksgiving, more than any of those things. This was the most read article in the history of ESPN.com. Ethan Strauss wrote it. In 2016. In 2016. It's the example I bring up when I say the difference between news and transactions.
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If you tell me, Luka Daja got traded to the Lakers. And I didn't get a newsbreaker. Shams doesn't report it. I don't see it on SportsCenter. And there's no press release. And the agent doesn't say anything. And the player doesn't go on to social media. How would I know that it happened? When I turned on a Laker game, I was like, hey, what's Luka Dodgers doing there? That's how I know.
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So it's not news. I was going to find out one way or another. To me, news is stuff that we never were going to find out. When we found out that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, hey, they actually hate each other, right, because of the great reporting of Seth Wickersham.
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Exactly, stuff that, were it not for the work of these intrepid journalists, we would never know. So Steph Curry goes from Nike to Under Armour, and everyone says, Oh, you know, that happens all the time. Upstart company comes in, lots of money, stock options, whatever, and guys make the switch. But then Ethan wrote about how that came about. And it's a long story.
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It starts with Kent Bazemore, of all people, who's a virtual unknown NBA player.
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Yes, and he's the one that led the recruiting, pretty much, to bring him over. But the nail in the coffin was when Nike was presenting its kind of... Hey, this is our vision for your sneaker and your brand.
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as the guy. He's a power broker within Nike, right? So all the, David, you would know, right? If you walk into what you perceive to be a big meeting, and then you walk in and it's like, these are all subordinates. These aren't the big dogs.
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And I'll give Nico some grace here. It's not like he was like the intern or entry level. No. At this point, he is pretty elite within Nike. He's Kobe Bryant's rep. He's Anthony Davis' rep. Anthony Davis. Like a lot of the big names. He's not a schlepper.
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He was not the number one guy. He was not the VP at the time. But also, I just want to make sure, he was not like the entry level guy. He wasn't the intern at all.
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And they... He mispronounced his name.
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That's the part where... I couldn't remember, but I don't think Nico was the guy that mispronounced him.
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But people have taken that story out of context and turned it into Nico Harrison. Which people, now? Yeah. Why are we telling this now?
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Red Sox.
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Out. Mm. I once threw one out. Well, actually, I didn't throw it out. I almost framed it. I kept it in my desk. But he said his opening line was, I'll never forget this, I am writing to you on the advice of Pat Riley and Eric Spolstra. And I said... I've never spoken to either of these guys in my life. You're telling me the things. You're going to get out to Amino Hassan. He's the guy.
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I'm like, but then I was like, I threw it away. Then I'm like, no, I'm keeping this one because it was just so ridiculous. Who knew 10 years later I'd be on speaking terms with Pat Riley and Eric Spoelstra.
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but but david yes except that one was the one that was the right deal like you're right but that one of you know like a broken clock it turns out they hit perfectly on that one and you know who else hit perfectly on that one kent bazemore who's rich beyond everyone's wildest dreams now because He had Under Armour stock.
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It was the number one selling basketball sneaker for the first- It was a sensation.
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Yes. No, no. The top selling basketball sneaker. Including Air Jordans. Including Jordans because it was every, like all these youth teams, Under Armour was spot on.
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Did Nike drop the ball?
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But I know, but it's a high season. high-profile kind of marketing.
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Hold on. Asia Wilson, Chris Cody. Jessica, if it were any harder of a launch, she'd be pregnant. That's what I'm saying.
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You gotta have a bam cam the whole time?
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No? Okay.
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No, there was another. Where they canoodle it. There was an event here. I think, was it Udonis?
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I thought it was something.
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Or was it medal related when they got their medals? I think it was when they got their medals. Several is understating it. There was a point that I found out because I'm like, why is Asia Wilson at every Heat game? Mm-hmm. And someone was like, you idiot. She's a big Duncan Robinson fan.
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Ron looks great.
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I am not reporting that. I will confirm to you. They were dating well before the Olympics.
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That's an Amin report, not a Jeremy report. That's an Amin report. Dude, Heat played at the Suns in Phoenix. I'm taking my kid to go meet Jason Jackson. And then Aja Wilson was like, oh, take a picture with Aja Wilson. And I'm like, why is Aja Wilson here? But I'm like, oh, Vegas, Phoenix is close enough. Dude, it took so many times. I felt like Dan finding out that John Amici was gay, right?
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Like, what do you mean? It's like you're going to gay bars with them and stuff and Dan still doesn't get it.
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No, not for that, but I just, oh, that's cool. You should get a picture of Asia Wilson. Oh, okay. But I do, we do, when we're watching the games, you see how he cut? See there, right there? We do that a lot.
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Their stomach acid is a little stronger than ours, right? Because they eat so many things that have been decayed and dead, right?
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Ron, I've never imagined birds having a sense of smell.
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Oh, I thought you meant David Cassidy.
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Ron, I got a question for you. You often talk about how animals, when they're around places with humans, they begin to learn certain habits. Like, oh, this is where we can find food because the humans leave them here.
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It's in the eyes.
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I had those pukas. I had those very same pukas, man. So, Ron, the animals pick up on human behavior activity and adjust accordingly to their lifestyle. Why is it birds keep flying into windows? Don't they ever learn? Aren't there any rumors through the bird world? Like, hey, guys. You hear what happened to Steve? Yeah.
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The nose. There you go. He's got it all going on. That's David Cassidy. Ron nailed this. And usually even has puka shells on. Today he doesn't, but usually he does.
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Do you not know this?
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Have you seen the movie at least? There's a movie? Oh, I can't even.
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That's a TV show. But I was singing the Blast of the Mohicans. Daniel Day-Lewis.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
He's listening, by the way.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
Dominique, you can be our scout on the ground and let us know how much fun is being had. Yeah, please.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
The only thing I want to see from the Super Bowl content wise is Charlie doing his Dan impression to Dan.
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What? Oh, my God. How excited was he?
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We know he's probably said this in the nerdiest way possible, right? Can you do a Charlie impression, Dominique?
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Oh, a little weak voice like that? That's exactly what Charlie's dad impression sounds like. You changed my life, Jaden Daniels. Thank you.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
The Michael Jordan, the souls of Michael Jordan. Do you know that one, Amin?
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Dominique, you got it.
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I can't believe we're doing mash tag. It's not on a Greg Cody Tuesday. It is happening. That's so unexpected.
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And then it's just like... Carmen can't be brave. They have no balls.
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These are all SpongeBob bits, by the way.
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No, I don't wear their men's shorts, but I wear several pairs of leggings.
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Disagree.
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We talked to Dominique. I miss Dominique.
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You can. You can say that that's bad.
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I also, I think we're like, the reason why this is also not just an owner thing, it's a GM thing, is because of how bad the haul was for Luka Doncic. That's where it's like, even if this is an owner thing, the GM's job is to like make those transactions make sense. And it just still doesn't really make a lot of sense.
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I woke up in a good mood today. I was excited to come into work. That probably doesn't speak well to how I wake up other mornings.
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Could have just said asshole. Because then you just said asshole. He actually did.
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Guys, we're crushing this today. We're having so much fun. It's been informative. Chris Cody having the show of his life so far. Let's watch a movie. Asking good questions.
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Wait, hold on a second. You're telling me Dan was awkward? I have to see this.
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It's pretty awkward. And if you know Dan, you just know why it's awkward.
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Yeah, what you just did with Pablo was more awkward.
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I would put this under cringe, not awkward, though.
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It's pretty self-explanatory title-wise, I think.
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Do you crack your own claws because you don't want them to touch your crab claws before you eat them?
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I'm surprised you don't ask for the cracker yourself.
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I mean, I think you just want whoever doesn't suck at it to do it. Make good decisions.
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Didn't you say you trade Mike Evans, too?
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I don't remember crushing you for Mark Cuban takes.
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I just want to establish that.
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Wait, let me see your cakes, Taylor.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
I meant I. I meant I. You said we, didn't you?
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On behalf of Dan Labattari, Metal Ark Media will be donating $3 million. No, no, no, no, no.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Oops, there's lead in here. Hold on. How many of us think?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
You came up with that so quickly. I got caught up in the air.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
No one's ever like, I wish that my water machine told me jokes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
What if it played an April Fool's joke on Dan and was like, here's your orange water, and Dan was like, no!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
No, but Mike was also looking for a pass. And if you didn't pass it, he was just going to steal it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
He's like, I'm getting in here with a question.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Wait, now we have to play the entire thing with the reply from the person that Dan was interviewing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
What is the worst part of the life?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
To be fair, it was the first interview on the first day with someone from a sport that is not in our wheelhouse. She's shooting you bail. That would have maybe also not gone well even if Dan was here. That maybe perhaps needed, I don't know, Stugatz to be present for because he is the golf guy that has been absent for a month and a half.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
I'm a dude. So, Jess, I appreciate you. Shut up, Jess.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Bucket. Bucket.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
I'm taking the UConn Huskies in the Final Four against UCLA, minus 8.5. I think UConn's offense is too multifaceted for UCLA to handle. I think they win that game easily.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
He had some wheels on him. It's shady.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I know you guys are telling me. I don't believe you.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It happened to me.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You're bailing on me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Pepperdine's mascot is a wave, but waves can be strong. No, not someone waving down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
For those keeping track, it's called Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Don't give hints. All right, let's look at the first picture. Put it up, guys. Here we go. Very game show hosty. All right, Mina, sorry for the audio audience. Who is that? That's Dawson Knox. That is Dawson Knox.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Go ahead, Mina. This is easy because it's the same team. Yeah, that would be Dalton Kincaid. All right. Good job, video team. Probably should have gone with another one.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
All right, let's do the next one with Mina. Mina, who's that? That's James Van Der Beek. And what was his famous character? Oh, Dawson.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
All right, our final one.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Each week leading up to the big game, turn football into food ball by building your best game day plate for a shot at winning a share of $40,000 in cash prizes. Inspired by game day bites and tailgate treats, join the Tums Food Ball action during this playoff season's most heartburn-inducing times.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Visit DraftKings.com slash TumsFoodball between January 6th and February 9th to enter for free and select your game day plate before the start of each playoff round. Age and eligibility restrictions apply. Void where prohibited. See terms at DraftKings.com slash TumsFoodball. When you feel the heat of the game, don't let the heartburn keep you on the sidelines.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Try Tums Chewy Bites with a tasty outer shell and soft center for fast relief of heartburn, acid indigestion, and upset stomach. Check out Tums Gummy Bites, featuring a soft and easy-to-chew format for fast relief of occasional heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach, and upset stomach. Both available at Amazon, Target, and other major retailers nationwide.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Nobody calls it either of those things. He's right. Wait a minute. Breaking wind is a common expression.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
People know what that means, but people aren't saying that.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Yeah, the jumping Charlie. Exactly. How about the Chicago dogs?
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
You got her, like, sliding out from underneath the car.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
He's killed it. I've said pet to my daughter, but she says toot. Whenever she farts, she's a big, I just tooted.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
What does that have to do with it being called a pet, though?
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
That's exactly, that's what I mean. You could let a toot, you can blame a toot on a dog, too. You're acting like calling it a pet is, now I can blame my dog on it because I call it a pet. Because pets let pets.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
All right.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
I feel like it's like a net neutral because I feel like the three seconds before the fart, they're like, ooh, I got something. But then when they fart, they catch up to whatever they lost.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Imagine, like, you're an exterminator the first time you hear one. Like, what?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
You know, I'll give you tonight. It's the games on TNT. I'm going to watch it as a hater. And I encourage all of our fans who are so sick and fed up of what are you rooting for? Jessica, you want him to score 50 or three pointer, three pointer, three point two, three, two, three, 50 points.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
As a hater, I'm going to tune in just to hate on all of you.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I think Heat fans want some sort of skirmish so they can feel better about themselves. Look, this guy was so volatile. We're taking the high road. We're the better people.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I have seen it, and I don't know where it started. Me either. But it's just a bunch of LeBron videos.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I mean, Ryan Cortez is crying somewhere in his room.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
There's no bad cheeses. It's good, but incorrect.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
How much do you think the security deposit is that they're threatening to keep? Is it a million?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Wait, are you guys back on PubSubs? Because they're using Boar's Head, and I'm not going to lie, I'm still a little freaked out by the whole Boar's Head.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
You see, we're at the point in the saga where now you guys sound like people that have been dumped, and you keep wanting to rehash how the dumping happened. And I'm the friend who keeps having to hear about it. Thank you. Over and over and over and over again. And I'm like, hey, man, I know it was a really hard breakup, and I feel for you, but we need to move on now.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Yeah, and the girl always looks so much worse in a couple years. But you're going to look really good because you're going to go to the gym. You're going to get your life turned around. You're not going to keep falling into the same patterns that you've been falling into your entire life. This is really when change starts.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
And you're going to look so good. You're going to look so much better.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
How about L-no for Tony? He's on my shit list this week.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
And he hates my dog all of a sudden. I don't know why. He's on my shit list.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Okay, Al yes or Al no. Me bringing my dog to work that everyone loves. Oh. Al yes. You don't work at a grocery store, right? You're right. This is not a grocery store. Then we're good. Although someone should tell Gino and Jason that.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Well, it's the kind of thing if you're going to bring up, you have to kind of be sure that the guest knows exactly what you're talking about.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
She probably saw it and forgot about it because it wasn't like that big of a deal.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
But that doesn't mean that someone that covers the sport for a living, it's probably the 5,000th thing she'd think of when she thinks of Kimoki. You cover the sport also.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Yeah, I mean, I thought Elle was going to back me on that one. As someone who travels a lot, you want your own stuff. I mean, look at this. This is sensitive skin. I want my own soap. This is what happens when you shit on my dog.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
As opposed to not using any kind of soap?
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Nah, I'd use what they supply me.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I don't either. Now I feel weird.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I'm a dove guy. I'm actually allergic to a fragrance called linalool.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Yeah, I found this out last summer. I did one of those patch tests on my back.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I have to go scent free on like every soap and shampoo and conditioner. Couldn't find a purple shampoo without fragrance in it.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
No, Dan's the one that can't eat anything.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I am just sent free, and I can't have wheat, barley, or rye.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
No. This head right here needs special treatment.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Rockin' any combos. Wait, aren't you bald? Whoa. I can't grow hair. I shave on... It's my preference. I shave my head.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I don't know. I've never seen your head before. I have hair. I shave it. It's not like I can't grow any hair. I shave it.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Well, Dan. No, no, no. On that note.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
But we have a new game to play.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Do you think you would be good at this game? I do. I am good at this game. Well, then let's have fun.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
People are going off the A, net worth, B, greatest of all time, C, Air Jordan, Nike, like coolest shoes ever.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Force, Space Jam. Well, I think that's a reason to not be Michael or a Magic Johnson. But there's so many reasons why you'd want to be Michael Jordan. That's all I'm saying.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Yeah, Michael Jordan had twins like a few years ago.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
From both of them being gone, I am five years away.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
No, they're going to be ready to go when the time is right. And then it's all about me and my wife in the Zaslow mansion just doing what we want.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
When do you change it? I've always had a mansion.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
No, I make mistakes. I've never been there before. Like the Meerkats. No, I have a mansion.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Yeah, Elle, you talked about USC's chances. I want to get to that in a second because they are still a one seed, and Kiki Iriafen obviously is one of the best post players in the country, and she had a really great game after Juju went out last night, but this is unfortunately such a common thing in women's sports to see knee injuries.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
It's happened to other great players right before the tournament. Liz Kitley comes to mind, Olivia Miles obviously, and it really impacted both of those teams' chances of winning a national title. What do you think will happen next.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I mean, there's obviously a tough matchup in the Sweet 16 round for USC now against a really good Kansas State team that just got some of their players back from health stuff. So do you still see them making a deep tournament run?
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I was about to say the same thing, actually. Going from Paige giving the interview in stores and then Gino talking about Paige's legacy, and then it happened like five minutes into the next game. It was the last game of the second round. It was really kind of strange to see. So, I mean, obviously it's still early.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
We don't exactly know the nature of the injury, but you would say we probably will see Juju Watkins back 2026, 2027 season? Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
L-yes to the yellow pants that Elle was wearing the other day that I texted her about. Elle, those were phenomenal pants. Thank you. They're very bright. Not ripped jeans, but I love them.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I just said L-yes to her yellow pants.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
L yes or L no to LSU upsetting NC State.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
L. Yes or L. No. Jimmy Butler sticks it to the heat tonight.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
L! Like, I... I want my soap, all right? I like my brand of soap. I don't want to rely on the hotel that I get set up in in Norman, Oklahoma or in Athens, Georgia. I want my soap. I bring a soap dish.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Like, what's your soap? The one my wife buys for me.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
You guys must run into like spring breakers all the time down here this time of year. We ran into a few on Saturday. Okay, well, maybe not where you live. But Dan, I'm sure you do occasionally. I'm walking my dog and there are these like drunk.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
20 year olds coming up to us on the sidewalk saturday night and they're like oh my god what a cute dog and they're like petting her so aggressively and we're like trying to just like okay you're you're a little intoxicated it's spring break we understand we're gonna we're gonna keep moving along and there's like these like hordes of college kids chasing us down the sidewalk trying to pet our dog yes that is spring break in miami it is well what they've um
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
I like North Miami Beach. Underrated part of the beach. It is. There's a dog beach up there.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
It took me an hour and a half to get to that Flanagan's.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
I would be surprised if he didn't know. He gave me the Cubs' entire opening day lineup for the game last week.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
Who wouldn't know of the Tool of the Week Hall of Fame?
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
You guys need to be nicer to him. So he didn't buy it? The team gave it to him. You stole it.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
Jeremy's paid by the regional network. Okay.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
Billy, that might be the stupidest question that you've ever asked.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
The talking points this week were the Jimmy Butler tribute video to get a gauge for what the fans want, to get a gauge for what the reaction's going to be, right? You're told to put feelers out there on the tribute video.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
I feel like this game has been, it just needs to happen already because we've been talking about it for so long. We just need to get this over with.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
That's what I was about to say. 50-point game from Jimmy Butler. Crushes the Heat. I will go run a lap around the Kasaya Center tomorrow morning.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
Just give Trevor the microphone, please. Dan, that's totally something you would ask.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
That's not... What a joke by Dan. Seriously. Isn't that what you pictured, though?
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
That is a mischaracterization of the conversation that we had. I mean, I'm sure she has had work done, but I wasn't like, yeah, Greg, she's had work done.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Annoying is a funny word. No one is afraid to say she looks great. She does look great. She looks great.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Their marketing is getting out of control, by the way.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
I think it's good that there are more movies getting recognized for being well-made movies, even if they don't really have a chance. But they're not really, right?
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
No, they are. I haven't seen a bad movie yet. I've seen movies that I was like, this isn't the best thing.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Even Amelia Perez, I didn't care for the story, but it's a well-made movie. I could see it getting nominations for editing and production and stuff like that.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Which role specifically do you think you could play from White Lotus? You know what?
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
You could do Jason Isaac's role.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
What about my role? You know, I do think you could play her ex-husband.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
And it's like 80 bucks, too.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
I've won some money there, too.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Greg Cody thinks he can do Goggins? He just said he could do Jason Isaacs like five seconds ago. Greg, I think you could actually play Greg in the show.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
He was only in the other two seasons.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
How do you grade your performance in ballers, Dan?
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Letter grade, A plus through F minus.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
You could have named a women's player then.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Anyone in the history of the sport.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Do you really feel like you need to invite Mike Ryan to do a victory lap? We'll just do it.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
It's also hard to rebuild in the draft if you win because you're punished for winning. But they don't win.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Well, you won the one time.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
He's so mad we're talking about this without him.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
I kind of enjoy when the sky is falling with the Miami heat. It's better than when the Miami heat are good and then everyone's pumping their chest about it. This is the kind of... conversation I actually enjoy.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
So you had to draft second to last.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
That was like six years. That was before COVID.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
If you're Dan, it's not farty. You know that.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
I will say the trailers I saw before the movie I watched yesterday didn't look that good. One of them was like a Rami Malek iRobot meets Taken trailer.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
It just didn't look interesting.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Exactly. He's like a tech guy and he's trying to get revenge for his wife.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Yes. I think that was in the Bohemian Rhapsody era.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
The two and a half minute trailers, I do feel like I've seen the movie at some point. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Unnecessary. We don't need municipal services. I think that part of the thrill of going to the theater is sort of ballparking when the movie's going to start. Like yesterday I walked in right at showtime. Dangerous game. Perhaps for someone who is not a seasoned moviegoer veteran because we were perfect timing. You don't like the trailers?
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
No, I do, but I want to kind of get there right as the trailers are ramping up. So I've got like six or seven minutes and then I'm cozy by the time the movie starts.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
I think there's been a resurgence of theater going in the last couple of years. Yeah, especially because there's been so many good movies that have come out. Dune 2 in theaters, I mean, a spectacle.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
I do. I do think there's a threshold of ticket prices at which maybe attendance will drop because it's getting very, very expensive to go to games like. Very, very expensive. And not good games sometimes. But I think the in-person experience at a theater is still something you can't get at home, just like the in-person experience at most stadiums and arenas is something you can't get at home.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
So you're paying to have the experience, not just to watch the game.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
I didn't like Nosferatu that much.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
No, it actually wasn't the mustache. I just thought the middle portion was a little boring.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Was it romantic? Like watching it with your wife?
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
That wasn't really the message we got.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
You would love it. There's a really good baseball scene in the first movie.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
I have one ginormous hurdle in my way. The Oscars are indeed this week, Sunday, March 2nd, I believe is the date. The Brutalist. It's three hours and 35 minutes long. And that is my last hurdle.
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Postgame Show: Let's Get Toasty
Can you feel that warmth, guys? It's nice and toasty in here. It is time for our toasted bracket update, sponsored by Jimmy John's. And they're finally here, guys, and they're hot. Try the new toasted sandwiches at Jimmy John's. Order one today. How warm is it in here? It's a little too warm. I'm in a sweater. Probably shouldn't have worn a sweater for this toasted segment.
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Postgame Show: Let's Get Toasty
Right, like I had Florida going far, and then I was just like, what am I doing?
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Postgame Show: Let's Get Toasty
Bringing in a Jimmy John's thing.
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Postgame Show: Let's Get Toasty
I feel like I'm toasted enough. This is good.
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Postgame Show: Let's Get Toasty
But I'm excited because I filled out my bracket yesterday. Oh, you did? And I have two one seeds. Let's go around the room because everyone's afraid of chalk. I got two one seeds in my final four.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
They yelled at John Goodman for like ten minutes. It's so funny.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
They're going to be so mad when they find out how much they cost now.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
I like when you take the steering wheel, and you take charge, and you say, you know what? Screw you, everyone.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
They limit two per person in our grocery store now. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
The thing you just spoiled was from season three. That's not a spoiler.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
All right, TBD what we do about Spoiler Wednesday.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
I know people are really into The Pit on HBO, but I haven't watched it yet.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
He got so food poisoned on St. Patrick's Day that he puked on the court at a Knicks game. Give it up for Trace.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Greg, have you ever had violent food poisoning? Like, you can't control what's coming out of you.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
It's not worth it when you feel that bad.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Male practice players have been a thing in women's basketball for as long as I've been alive, at least decades, decades and decades and decades. But like Billy said, they put out this tweet and all of these creepy responses were like just making horrible comments about the players on the team. And she was like, hey, this is weird.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
And maybe we need to do a full background check on every single person that we're bringing into our facility.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
They were just down here in Miami, weren't they? I saw signs for bananas parking for like three weeks.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
God, you're so earnest. Oh, fathers and sons.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Hey, why is it so boring? I thought this was supposed to be fun. This is America's game.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
But Greg, let people like what they like. No one's making you go watch it.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
I bought a Cheeto last week. That was $90,000. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
i agree with that's ridiculous okay the charizard cheeto looked like yes we all agree we all agree if you saw that cheeto if you pulled it out of the bag to be like holy shit that's charizard this is supposed to be an air jordan jump man cheeto and i thought it was going to be the air jordan logo it's not he's like in he's making a layup i i don't know what this is asinine he's yeah he
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Do you guys remember the astronauts that were stuck up in space? Well, they're finally coming home. Wow.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Is it at 6 a.m.? Because I kind of liked waking up to 6 a.m. baseball. I listened to it on my drive into work this morning. I watched it in the makeup chair.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
It's a good vibe, but... I think he just has a good side, because, like, in pictures, I'll tilt my chin down to the left a little bit, because, like, I want more of my good side showing straight on. I, you know, asymmetrical face.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Like nine months. They were supposed to be up there for a week. And then something happened to their craft, their spacecraft that got sent back home without them. And now there's finally a crew going to the ISS to replace them and, I guess, rescue them. So they're coming back.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
There's an ongoing contentiousness between our show and some of our fans.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
in general, but also specifically about spoilers. I have gotten a lot of feedback over the last month or so, but also four years that we spoil things and that we don't give good spoiler tags before we talk about things. And this is ramped up in the last three weeks because we've talked about White Lotus, which the first four episodes were kind of a spoiler spoiler list show.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
In my opinion, nothing really happened. But also you gave away on Monday that Spoiler alert for Righteous Gemstones, episode two of season four. Walton Goggins had a nude scene in the first act of the episode, which some people felt was a spoiler and we should have warned them.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
I mean, I do agree that it was, I would have preferred to not know it was coming, but it didn't like ruin the episode. And also people were mad last week when we said that the first episode of the season was just a Civil War. Yeah, I watched it. Bradley Cooper. Which I also disagree. We're not saying like, oh my God, Tony Soprano shot Pauly Walnuts in the head. Those are spoilers.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
That doesn't happen in The Sopranos, by the way. Well, I guess that's a spoiler that it doesn't happen.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Dude, no, Survivor has an insane cult following. I have a bunch of friends that are like so into Survivor. They're texting about it in our group chat nonstop. I have no idea what they're talking about half the time, but they're like super into it. But I'm with you, Billy. I think... Generally, we're trying to do our best when it comes to spoilers. We're trying to do our best.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Yeah, I think that there's also debate, Dan, over what actually is a spoiler. Saying that someone's going to be naked in an episode, to me, like, yeah, I'd rather be surprised by it, but I wouldn't consider that a spoiler because it's not part of the plot, right? So people getting mad about, like, oh, finding out the first episode has Bradley Cooper in it.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Like, you would have found that out within two seconds of the episode airing.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
The other thing, Billy, is if you really, really don't want a show spoiled and it's going to ruin your life if you find out, maybe... Don't watch it when it airs.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Really mad people. I'm not saying people that are like, I'm so annoyed. I'm talking about people that are pissed.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
And I understand people are mad because Bubba Cunningham is the athletic director at North Carolina. I understand all that. I do understand why fans are upset about that. But we are sort of splitting hairs here.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
Also, like, North Carolina is not even in the bubble conversation if they upset Duke, I think, which we saw at the end. That was a devastating way for that game to end. And I'm glad on that player's behalf it wasn't his last college basketball game because it was a tough scene.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
My children were sobbing at the TV. They were so upset.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
You're asking us if we know where Stugatz is?
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The Big Suey: The Block M
It delayed the game for like 10 minutes, too. And then he had to get wheeled out in a wheelchair. It was very, yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
It was amazing. The conference dangles player of the week over his head and is like, you got to apologize.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
This kid was born in 2004. I feel like he can get away with the immaturity excuse.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
People born in the mid-2000s in college.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
I'm glad we make those. I didn't know we actually did that around here. That's good. Hey, video team. Pat yourselves on the back. Or Chris, whoever did that.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
The person two seats over is like Ben Stiller, so.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
I agree with you on the potential rematches in the final four if all the one seeds make it. I think that that is annoying. For them to be like, well, we're not paying attention to that, but then they have TCU and Louisville in the same little section with Haley Van Lith for the second year in a row, potentially playing her old school. I'm like, you are paying attention a little bit though, right?
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The Big Suey: The Block M
Like, I feel like I'm being gaslit a little bit.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
If you were a player on West Virginia, this would embarrass you, right? You don't want this. Obviously, you want to make the tournament, but you didn't. You lost some games that you needed to win to make it in. But then if you saw this, you'd be like, OK, wait, can we just back up a second?
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The Big Suey: The Block M
There are sub-500 teams since January 1st. Like this, I understand being upset that, you know, we do this in college football all the time. The teams that don't get in and the head coach or the athletic director or the conference commissioner advocates for them and goes on ESPN and complains and blah, blah, blah. But like the governor of the state is doing it. And it's like that.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
If I were a player, I would be like, OK, you know what? Fair. But I should have made my free throws.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
That's true. Yeah. Also, Ron DeSantis did get involved when Florida State got snubbed from the CFP last year. Which, again, if I were a Florida State player, I'd probably be like, uh.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
Okay, but that's not fair. North Carolina was one lane violation from beating Duke. I understand why people are mad North Carolina got in, but also they played well in the conference tournament and they almost upset the best team in the conference. So I understand it. Obviously, you have to make hard choices when you're talking about bubble teams in any sport. You're splitting hairs, right?
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The Big Suey: The Block M
Because if they were for sure in the tournament, you wouldn't have to have this debate about them being on the bubble or not. But... You're splitting hairs between quad two wins, quad one wins, net rankings, all this conference tournaments, upsets, who they've lost to, how many losses they have. There's never going to be a great option.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
That's exactly right. They start the game hot, starting lineup, kind of no matter what the starting lineup has been recently. 9-0. 9-0 last night. It was 12-0 last night. And they were up, I believe, 27-14. And then they brought in a certain backup point guard. And things went awry. And all of a sudden it was 33-31. And this has been the issue for Miami. They go up 13. They go up 17.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
And they haven't been skilled enough to end teams early in the game. Go up 25 or 30. They let teams get back into it. And you have a single-digit score at the half. And then everything goes awry in the second half.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B, a little bit of column C. Everybody's failing right now. They've lost eight games in a row. It's the most games in a row Eric Spolstra's ever lost as a head coach. Hot seat, or what do you think?
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Sucks for the Warriors, huh? They're terrible. Stinks for Jimmy Butler. Man, crazy. They lost a game?
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Right, so what are you doing? And you know that the best hitter in a lineup now more often than not bats 2nd. Yeah, that's a new thing. Is that right? Yeah, it's new.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
What's crazy for Obi Toppin is he had a historic night last night in Pacers history. Not only did he hit the game winner, but he joined Paul George as the only Pacers ever to... To have multiple games in a season with 30-plus points, 10-plus rebounds, and 5-plus made threes. Like, Obi Toppin is having one of the special Pacers seasons. It's so bizarre. Maybe Mike tries to sell it now. Oh, then.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
and when you're talking about trying to get eyeballs at a specific time, like Netflix is trying this right now. Last week, they debuted John Mulaney's new show. Everybody's live where they took something that they did for a week and had people tuning in every night for one week.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Now they're, I believe this is going to be a 12 week run where every Wednesday night they're doing something live and the way they're producing that show is, is such a, honestly, not dissimilar to this, where it's this high wire act of, are they gonna mess something up?
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
And watching that live, I find myself, as someone who knows I could watch it the next day or the day after, purposefully tuning in live because I kinda wanna see if they can pull it off. And that type of programming is interesting, seeing a late night show that is putting themselves in the position to not just be clips.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Like, we all saw what happened when Tony Hinchcliffe got a national microphone and the way that people reacted to that. And I would imagine the people watching Kill Tony who hear those types of jokes all the time know that when it gets to mainstream and when it gets to Netflix, either some of that stuff around the periphery is going to get squashed out in the mainstream or it's going to kill Tony.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
McAfee's tame in comparison to what we're talking about. OK, but not tame for Disney. Like, no, but he's gotten away with a lot of stuff that normally wouldn't have happened at Disney. And then there were also conversations about Aaron Rodgers and others that changed because he was there. At the very least, it becomes a controversy, even if the end result remains the same way. Right.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
You're right. And in that respect, I don't know that anything will change. I just think that I would imagine most of the people who have that specific niche audience that's watching Kill Tony on a regular basis are probably looking at any sort of corporation, any sort of mainstream anything.
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And what it's been for the last decade or so would mean that some of those jokes that are made on their show wouldn't get to a national platform. I think we've seen a shift. I think we've seen a shift in what's allowed and what's prevalent in our modern conversation. So maybe they won't have an issue.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
So I've been trying to be a little healthier here at the start of the year. I didn't exactly do that through a lot of last year. And it's really important to, you know, find the right ways to be able to eat and exercise. And if you're ready to optimize your nutrition this year, Factor has chef-made gourmet meals that make eating well possible. Easy.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
They're dietitian approved and ready to heat in just two minutes. So you can fuel and feel great no matter what life throws at you. Factor arrives fresh and fully prepared. Perfect for any active, busy lifestyle like those of us in the shipping container. But with 40 options across eight dietary preferences on the menu each week, it's easy to pick meals tailored to your goals.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Choose from preferences like calorie smart, protein plus or that keto diet. Reach your goals this year with ingredients you can trust and convenience that can't be beat. And guys, I can tell you this from my own personal experience. The honey mustard chicken meal is absolutely delicious. It literally tastes like you're going to a restaurant. I've really been enjoying Factor Meals.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
We're going to skip past he's never heard of Gunnar Henderson.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Did you include the brackets from like races, right? That's where you sort of put like the rubber bands when you're trying to fix the way that your overbite might work. That did not make the... Wow, oh, a lot.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You want to make the Orange Bowl, you got to go to the playoff.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
North Carolina UConn.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I'm actually crying.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Why is there a cat in this picture?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Why are you taking a picture of your toilet and your cat is looking at you like, why are you doing this?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
One was that play in Colts-Broncos because everybody is so safe with the football now that when something like that happens in professional football, you have to understand what these people are doing, right? Like they're super precise military complexes trying to march down the field carefully protecting the football. The Packers have a meeting about the football every week.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Every Thursday, they get together, the Packers get together, and like, who turned the football over? It's a meeting about just the football.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
And in Baker versus the Browns, unequivocally, he won that one.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Thank you for setting it up that way.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
There was a photo that was going around the internet yesterday. It was a toilet with a grid over it. And the grid was numbered 1 through 9 on the top and A through J on the left. The Y axes, I guess. And people were saying where they aim when they piss. And I saw this picture and I showed it to my boyfriend and I was like, everyone's like an E5, right?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Like, is there anywhere else you would aim if you were aiming into the toilet? And apparently that's not the most common answer.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I just noticed there's a cat in this picture. You can go D2. I go right.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Why?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You think we pee off the front of the toilet?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
No.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I think probably closer. Really? It depends if I'm sitting with my back to the back of the toilet or if I'm squatting facing the toilet.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
There you go.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
It's such a lane for you. Just everything in college football is awesome. Any single thing that happens, she gets deliriously happy about.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
It was a play on an old classic.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
He just told a story about Baker Mayfield.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
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Let's take a vote. Cuban Santa was going to be wearing shorts and we'd see some balls. I was hoping.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
That's a callback.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I don't want people to think I'm talking about my coworker.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It's fine. I did it to myself. Also, Mike, I'm sorry. You made a comment about Miss Congeniality, too. So I thought you'd seen it. So then I put you on the spot and then.
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Huh.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
And Reinhardt with one of the best plays, like stealing the puck on one end, taking it the length of the ice, and then putting it... Did it hit off the Skinner's back?
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I actually saw it as a wicked virgin. I had never seen the play at all, and I was into it.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
That's what people in Boston call virgins. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Wicked. But I have one critique. I have one critique. Jeff Goldblum. You're just Jeff Goldblum, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean by that? He's playing the Wizard of Oz, and it's like, I just see Jeff Goldblum. I thought that was a bad casting. Anytime he's in a role, I just am looking at Jeff Goldblum. There are plenty of actors like this.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I haven't seen the movie yet, but I did see it on Broadway, and I think that it's absolutely absurd that we're doing this when Jeremy's not here, when he dressed up as Elphaba last week. This is just like, I understand he's the annoying guy, and his character's annoying, and we all are annoyed by him, but this is just mean. Now it's just mean.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
All right, we're reaching now. This is not a Christmas. Did he just send that in?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I think it's because of the head coaching. But he is, it is a stretch. I mean.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Maybe he's trying to project what we're going to talk about.
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We could admit the 201 yesterday was funny. Yeah.
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This is fun. She has an accent.
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Yep.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
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I think we're talking about this relationship too much and not Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld relationship enough. Ever since they got engaged, life has been amazing for him. He's so tall. He's so good at football. He's engaged to one of the most beautiful women and talented women in the world. We should talk about them.
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i would say that brianna chicken fry has that's her whole brand has been take a look into my life and i'm you know bringing my friend to this public media company where the entirety of the content they do is here's what's going on in my life uh and brianna chicken fry has made a point to come out and make all these statements there aren't things that are being taken from you know
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private things in her life. She's going in front of a microphone and talking about all of this. So I think that sort of opens up the realm to be involved in this. But we're just not talking about how great of a couple Josh and Hailey are. Oh, it makes me so happy for the both of them.
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Sorry for bringing positivity to the show. Sorry for supporting and loving my coworkers. I guess I won't do that anymore.
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Yeah, he was committed to Florida State, and I'll never forget it because when he decommitted, all these Florida State fans started burning their Deion jerseys. And there's one classic image of someone burning a framed Deion jersey. They're like, why would you not take it out of the picture frame?
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Depends on the day.
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Look, the way she was saying it wasn't like she just was not able to pronounce it. She kept giving him the first name Jimmy. And I was like, Rose, his name is Luigi. And then we'd say, his name is Luigi Mangione. How do you say it? And she'd say, Jimmy.
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I thought the perfume cologne was odd, but then I used some context clues. I feel like a lot of these toy drives, everyone always gets the little kids stuff, but there are high school, middle school students who probably want drunk elephant Sephora stuff. So maybe bring some of that too.
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I don't think they meant to put it there.
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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
I love Jeremy Strong. His commitment to the bit at all times is incredible because he's this method actor that everyone says is kind of a nightmare to be around, but All he cares about at this point is letting everyone know that he understands that. And I don't know if you guys saw, there was a Variety article with him about this commercial.
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And he gives these long, eloquent quotes about why he felt it was important to show people that he actually does get the joke. There was one quote that said, I got there and they had prepared a porcelain white bathtub. which I felt was all wrong. I wanted it to be something cylindrical so that I could come out of it vertically. If I was in a bathtub, it would seem like I was in repose.
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It's just amazing that he cared this much about the details of a Dunkin' commercial.
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Jeremy Strong on the concept of the commercial, quote, I also had a memory of my dad. I grew up in Boston, and he used to send me into Dunkin' Donuts to get one cream, two sugars. At some point, that reminded me of the Henry Wadsworth Longfellow poem. Oh, wow.
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And I thought one creamer by land, two sugars by sea. Should I talk about the time that I saw Jeremy Strong on Broadway? Minor penalty. Two minutes. Delay of show.
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The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
It was always about money, and it's sad that the divorce ends this way. It was always going to come to an end unless, as sort of stated before the season, as were the expectations, as were the things that Jimmy Butler echoed when he showed up at training camp. He played a bunch of games and played at a really high level, and then maybe the Heat would pay him in that sort of –
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twilight contract or one that they believed they could still get a little more out of him but when we got to this point it ends in this really nasty way because it took a month and a half in the middle of the season and we saw you know Jimmy Butler take 14 free throws in his final six games of the heat now 26 in his first two with the Warriors that shows you the difference in in the play style
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
So mean.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
They always try to make me talk faster too.
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Are we Team Schultz or Team Rapsheet?
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Fatty veneers.
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I do, too.
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I don't like any of them. We're not talking reboot. Not canon.
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It's like, oh, my wife left me because I'm deaf now. Like, that's tough.
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Not canon.
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Yeah, but like the intermingling aspect, the whispers at the bar after the workouts, it's like a real event for movers and shakers, Greg. Is it beneficial more so for like smaller school players or lesser known players that get invited? Yes. Do the top names need to throw? No, they don't really need to do that. That's kind of been the case for a while now.
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But it also might not mean anything. That's where I agree with Greg. If you have an outlier performance, either good or bad, it may matter more than it should versus years of tape. But it is, I think, I mean, I am sure that many scouts would argue that it's good to have all of those metrics and statistics equally measured at one place by the same people to compare and contrast.
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But yeah, at the end of the day, how much influence should it really have versus what it's worth? It probably depends.
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Ooh, a Challenger spinoff movie, but it's two people competing in the corn dog eating Challenger contest.
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Wasn't Di there?
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Like a cartoon cat eating a fish.
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Where was this event?
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I've never ever in my life thought, you know what would be great? Eating multiple corn dogs in one sitting.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Maybe we do a player Mount Rushmore and a coach executive Mount Rushmore because then you can put Spolstra on the coach one. I feel like he should be on something, right?
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
I so haven't forgiven him. What are we doing with Larry Zonka?
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
You could make a Mount Rushmore of players the Marlins traded.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
I think Messi's moment was when the paparazzi caught him at Publix.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Your moment was the Speedo thing. I still don't know what that was.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
By the way, Dan, everyone during the break was saying that you thinking that we could get into the speakeasy was another Four Seasons moment.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Your incredulity about this proves it was another Four Seasons moment.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
You said there were nine people in the speakeasy. Greg's selfless. And I'm still waiting for the other five.
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Do on-air moments count? I think Greg scooping his engagement was... That's not a Dan moment. That's a Greg moment.
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Is Greg allowed to make a submission?
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Chris, what was your other nomination?
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Mike has a list back here. I'm kind of curious what's on it.
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I feel like a lot of your worst moments coincide with Greg's best moments because Greg was thriving. He was great.
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He carried us on his back that day. Meanwhile, Dan was spiraling.
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Similar to when he scooped your engagement. Thriving.
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Didn't he almost die in a hot air balloon once?
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Maybe Ron wrote the notes that made Dan make the mistake at the Vegas show, too. That almost caused him to die of shame. Third attempt at his life.
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That's a screaming. That's a home run from Castellanos.
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I actually went back and watched Killian Murphy's speech from last year when he won for Oppenheimer. What a good speech. He was in, he was out. He gave like a very poignant message at the end. Like this is for all, we live in Oppenheimer's world. This is for all the peacekeepers. And then he left and I stood up in my room and I clapped again because that guy gets it.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Oh, my God. He just showed his tummy on camera. This is a moment. Wow. What kind of moment?
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You said anyone could do a British accent.
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I do think any British person can do an American accent, but most Americans can't do a British accent.
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What about like a Ralph Fiennes? He's in his 60s. Old James Bond.
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I think Strahan was talking to the CEO of Amazon and was like, I'll do it. I'm here. And then it got aggregated. And now it's become a very hot debate in which you called Mike Ryan a racist. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
It does make all this sort of Cold War feel. The Miracle on Ice doesn't really hit the same now than it used to.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
I just finished watching the show The Americans, and I'm like, I feel like the Russian spies would get cabinet positions now.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Do they have giant ice cubes at that bar? Because I'm assuming the speakeasy's got, you're having a giant ice cube in your old fashioned.
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Those ice cubes, I love.
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Oh, okay, hang on. Wikipedia, pom-pom, also spelled pom-pon. Wow. It's an either-or situation.
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I can't believe everyone was right.
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By the way, it's crazy that Kachuk got hurt in the Four Nations tournament, right? I mean, it seems like a good argument for having those things not be super competitive so people don't try, so they don't get hurt.
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Oh, well, now I'm hearing differing. Could your wife not make it, even if she was invited?
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If I'm going to a work thing after hours, I'd like to bring Lehman. Of course. I don't want to just come by myself.
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How is communicating about tickets this difficult among, like, four people? Hold on a second.
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Why would Greg go to a Panther speakeasy when he was around when we had real speakeasies back in the day?
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Legendary goaltender for the Florida Panthers, and now a special advisor to their general manager...
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Dan can't have salt. We have been over this.
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Yeah, you looked like you were going to pass out, but you were doing strenuous activity for you.
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I thought you were going to start crying, maybe.
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I regret to inform you that the chat is calling you the not-so-little drummer boy.
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Also, Sergei Slobrovsky.
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I regret to inform you that they are now calling you, what was it, Mike? Eric Eckflab?
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They're calling you Carter Verhangry.
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Minor penalty, two minutes, stumbling.
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So, Greg, are you disappointed because he gave away his journalistic integrity and then only stayed for a period? It's like you didn't even get the full game out of it, Dan.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Gabes and Super Bowl Horoscopes (feat. Ricky Williams)
Hi, Ricky.
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Do you have a daughter named Mary Jane?
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Marley, okay. Another son, Keef.
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Thank you.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Chris, thanks for the idea.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
But Dan, we had a show on Friday. I wasn't here. So I am pretty sure you guys didn't talk about it. But like you control the topics that we talk about on the show. So if you're going to sit here and wonder why it's not getting the same coverage, I think you should probably explain why you chose not to talk about it on Friday.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
But the initial Baltimore banner story was very detailed and had a lot of information in it. I don't think you can write it off as like, well, let's wait and see what happens next.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
What happened next was that he put out a statement, said none of it was true, and that it was all bullshit, and then three more massage therapists came forward and said, no, this happened to us too, and one of them had... like a paper she allegedly wrote many years ago talking about it to her boss. So like, yeah, that information's totally fair. But the initial reporting was also very solid.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
There were some different allegations also, but I think the similar thread is that in both situations you have men in very powerful positions that are behaving inappropriately and making women uncomfortable that are hired to work for them. So yeah, the comparison I think is fair in that it's in a similar situation, a similar setting.
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I mean, based on the reporting, no, it seems like this was a situation that none of these people wanted to be a part of, so.
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But Dan, I hear you, but also Deshaun Watson signed the biggest contract in NFL history after the allegations against him.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
And and like, I don't know. I get your point that like we talked about it more because he's a starting quarterback. But like he got to spend 11 games. He also got is getting paid like two hundred thirty million dollars. But the consequences here are sort of, you know, trade off.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I think we should 100% be covering both, and that's why I started this segment by saying, why didn't we talk about this on Friday?
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
And also, there haven't been any civil suits filed in this case. And to David's point, there haven't been any criminal charges yet.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I think the way to do it well is not to start the segment with like people aren't talking about this when you didn't talk about it on Friday. Like that would not be how I would have started the conversation. I would start the conversation with here is another athlete that's been accused of doing something terrible.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
And why are we constantly in the position where women are being allegedly taken advantage of in these situations? And why does our society allow this to continue to happen?
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
That's called I'm not caring about anyone trying to reach me, you know, if you're putting it up there.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
You were texting me about coming on. It wasn't for this. It was to come be on your podcast?
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I'm busy.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
He has a lot of guests. I don't know how many people. Everyone's got to poop.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Yeah, I think we all would have liked to go. But it was just in New Orleans like four weeks ago, so.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
If I may change the subject quickly, I found out recently that my grandma has a YouTube addiction and she can't.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
actually stop watching YouTube videos and she's gotten fed a lot of our videos in the algorithm and she just texted me and said is he really making fun of that older gentleman which I believe refers to you making fun of Greg so I think I think my grandma would like an apology on Greg's behalf she could mean either one of us I mean Dan's no spring chicken you know it's true I thought she meant me and it was a family thing with you and me what do you mean GTFO
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
She's very with it, Dan. She just watches a lot of YouTube videos. This is going very wrong, Dan. And this is a great example of your elder abuse tendencies.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
That being said, I don't think she should run the heat either. But that's not because of her age. I don't think she'd be very good at it. Just like maybe Pearl Riley's not very good at it right now.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Not really in my family. You got to earn your stardom. I think my grandma can appropriately assess my level of success because she is not senile and she understands I'm on a big show. I'm not the title of the show, but I do very well for myself.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I don't know which teams have the cap space for it, but it might not be a guarantee that wherever he is traded wins a Super Bowl, but it is a guarantee if he stays in Cleveland, he will not. That's how bad the situation is there.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Not quite. It was more like 80-something, but it was still nice. I'm not complaining about it.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
It was not a lot of money, which leads me to believe maybe someone, again, pilfered from the fine bucket.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I wasn't even here that day, and I remember what it is.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
There's like four people out there, Dan.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I'm good. This sounds like cope. Yeah.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
This is Cartersville, Georgia, right? Do they have a Trevor Lawrence day or did Billy get a day before the star of their hometown?
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I think he won the national championship six years ago against Alabama, but that's fine, Dan. Close enough. Semantics.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
The best part of this video is what Billy is doing throughout it, which is just like absentmindedly looking out of the window and not knowing where he's supposed to be focusing his attention.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
This is cute. What's the problem with this? No problem. It's wonderful.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Getty, just edit next time.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
You think the point of this show is to uphold the standards of intelligence?
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
You can spot a woman faking it.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
He's trying to uphold the standard of intelligence. Thank you.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
What does he think about Luca?
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I'm okay right now. It's back to warm outside, so I'm wearing sleeveless tops again. So it's a little bit of an adjustment when you go from outside to inside.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
We did. It was a nice three weeks. I was wearing sweaters every day. Now it's summer again.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
In the meantime, while David's out there, we should have Gabe back in to talk about the Spurs trade, I think. Please don't.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I'm being told the YouTube chat is going crazy for Gabe right now. The people demand their king.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I can bring it in there. It's comforting to have a blanket on.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
They're closed sores. Thank you.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
What is the Hall of Fame criteria, Greg? And also, I might add, you look dashing in that black button down with the black blazer. Thank you.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Wait, this is a real thing. This isn't you making this up. He's actually sick.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I'm going to text him. I didn't know. You mentioned it yesterday. I was like, okay, this is a setup for something.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
What was her folksy name? Oh, my God.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I know my great-grandparents' names.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I'm not going to tell you, but I know them.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Yes. I go over my ancestry with my grandma every time I see her, and she tells me all the family gossip, and a lot of it's not good.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Is he like stuck in Cartersville, Georgia? Where is he at this moment, Chris Cody? Where's Billy? I'm very concerned.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Yes, you explain why you have a leadership problem, as you are the leader.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Completely different perspective for me because those bathrooms are always empty.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
No, but this... Greg. Greg, just sit in a comfortable posture and then you won't have to adjust the microphone.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
That sounds really good.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
You sound like a smooth jazz NPR announcer.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Well, all the other like front offices have more or less corroborated that. You think they're all lying?
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
And you also think no one would have leaked it.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Which is more plausible if only three people knew about it.
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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)
God bless college basketball, Jess.
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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)
That is accurate. We are, in this office, the two most ball watchers, ball knowers, ball lovers.
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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)
The fact that I'm a ball knower in basketball. The bar is, did you watch an NCAA basketball game before the tournament? Yes. If you could check that box, you're in the one percentile here.
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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Philly, come on. You're one of the independent's best people on the planet covering football, whatever. You know Xavier. X is not. What is it? The Guardian. The Guardian, my bad. The Guardian. What is it? Whatever. Okay. You know that X is a guy that's going to get in the slot. He's going to find open spots in the zone. He's not going to be a special teamer.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
He's going to be a special guy on offense.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Where is he? Like Albuquerque or something? Bad Wi-Fi? No. Detroit. Almost. Why would he be in Albuquerque?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
No, no. With a friend walking by a TV I don't like. Was he walking by a TV store where all of a sudden the TV is there?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Everybody needs help.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
That's kind of nice. I mean, you question if he's your friend if you're paying him. Jess.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
No, I want you to do it so you can do the Bill Belichick thing you always wanted to do. What's that? Him with the girlfriend where he holds her up with the legs. Dan said he couldn't do it, and that's why he's trying to do it now. I like that.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
He's doing a lot of work on himself, by the way. He's been looking good recently.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
There's a number of options. Riley, could it be? Oh, I know what it is. I absolutely know what it is. I think.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
He needs like an artist starring Nick Cage. You know, like he needs to pull some sort of grand stunt and say that it's for the art and get sued or get arrested or whatever. Right. Like, I think that you have to have like a blimp that you projected on that's just flying around town. So you have to be following it around if you want to watch the whole thing. Or you just have like a water machine.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
And then like what I mean was saying, you light it up purple. and then you're just projecting the movie on the screen. You just do stuff like that. You need a big artist to do. That's what's missing here is the passion from Ezra, I think.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
The movie probably sucks. If we're just setting the expectations up to this level here.
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Pablo was blowing smoke up his friend's ass. He's like, get out of here. Pablo just likes to be friends with famous people and talk about how he's friends with famous people. My famous friends. We get it. You're friends with Childish Gambino, Pablo. We get it. Exactly right. Enough of that. The expectations are so high. And if we're going to be honest about the OJ one, we all thought way too long.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
Wait, like an editor. Editor Edelman is what we needed there. Eight episodes, way too long. Could have been six at best. I don't agree with you anymore.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
Well, I thought we were talking about Jimmy or something, but there's a bet going on, so I don't know if that's what was in play. But then I remembered, you know. I mean, there's a number of LeBron things. LeBron started up his podcast again. Sands, J.J. Redick. He was doing it with Steve Nash. Then LeBron was on with McAfee for like an hour and a half or something.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
That kind of swing, that kind of thing. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugats.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
I don't yuck someone's yum, man.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
There's a number of things there. I mean, let me check the trades, see if anyone signed a media deal. Hold on a second.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
Ryan Glashpiegel, right? Awful Announcing has someone on staff just to write about this show, right? Like, that seems to be the case.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
Stephen A aging is insane. Stephen A has never been younger than he is today.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
Get out of here. So I don't crack.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
He called Osama Bin Laden Obama.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
I think, Jess, you need to make a Sudanese accent now.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
No, I mean, I didn't make fun of Italians. He was celebrating, though.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
But his career could have ended two seasons ago, right? His career could have ended after the Broncos, but he got another chance with the Steelers.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
This is good for him. This is a good time. Pad your stats. Ensure that you're going to make it into the Hall of Fame because people have said that you've played your way out of the Hall of Fame. Now it's time to start compiling. Go out there, take that starting job, and start racking up TDs, yards, whatever you need to do.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
Well, if you believe in your work and what you put out there is not litigious, then put it out there.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
Dot your I's and cross your T's before you waste all the time doing it. You're not going to have it see the light. What do you think? You're going to do it like, you know what? They're really going to like what I did with OJ. So they're going to say OK after I actually finish the project.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
But what is Russell's Pain, I don't understand.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
The pain is Jameis. Jameis is the one with a gripe. I mean, that guy was fooled into thinking he was going to start.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
You know what I don't understand?
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
You know what I don't get about Ezra Edelman? So he's not allowed to show the movie, but he's showing it to all his friends. So, like, he still is. Like, why didn't he just do a series of one-on-one screenings? Like, if you want to come watch my movie, like, come over to my house. I'll show you the movie. And then you get the fulfillment of people watching the movie that want to see the movie.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Gillespie for three. Goal or no, Holloman looks the clock.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The play-in tournament? Not even that. You can't even mention what a goal would be? Just, I want to get right and help these guys finish the season strong.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, but that's where he needs to prove that dropping the podcast is worth it. I mean, he needs to show what his goals are. Because if it was just, I got to get my body right, who cares? Or just not, you know, also you don't have to announce anything. Just stop like Duncan Robinson did. Duncan Robinson just stopped doing his podcast.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He also had that great line about the WTA. Yeah.
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Hour 1: Michael Kosta Is a Lucky Loser
Aren't beer and hookah the most benign of the vices? Of all the things you can smoke, hookah. And of all the things you can drink, beer.
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Hour 1: Michael Kosta Is a Lucky Loser
Why would you become an ump, though, if you made like 10 million bucks playing baseball?
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Hour 1: Michael Kosta Is a Lucky Loser
And we're doing women next.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
Tony Soprano-like, I would say. Yeah.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
I didn't know if you meant to say Soprano.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
If that happened on this show, Chris would be doing this the whole time.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
Well, it's that one. Because he's a little Italian.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
But yeah, I think to Amin's point, it is perfect because it's like, you know, she's not trying to intentionally humiliate Whoopi Goldberg. She's just trying to poke fun at it. And she's not taking herself so seriously. She's like, how dare you not know how to say my last name?
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
I got a text message about it.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
He thought Nosferatu was a love story, so I think we know.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
Yeah, Mike's tickets. So you have to get from like the club section to where his tickets are behind the visitor bench. You have to go in between the row of the stat keepers and the TV and the radio people. And you got to kind of like, oh, excuse me, squeezing right past you there because it's a very narrow section. So you kind of bump everyone a little bit. And so Zagaki sits right there. Yeah.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
And, you know, Mike's walking through in his tracksuit. And, like, Mike's a big guy. Like, Zagaki sees him coming. And it's very awkward for Mike.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
yes he was a good Lex Luthor can we talk about Roy in that clip saying he would kick your tail we were at ESPN at the time but why'd you go with tail and not butt
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
I think he won the Academy Award for French Connection, right? I mean, I think he has two Academy Award Best Actor wins.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
Mississippi burning, Defoe and Hackman.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
What a weird thing to think of.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
If the timing, this is good timing. It's not that he would be in the in-memoriam.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
It's that he would be like at the, like what position he would have.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
I think it's a common trope that people want to root for the unassuming hero, right? Like it's in a lot of movies and stories. Yeah, I mean, Dune, that's the Paul Atreides character in Dune. He's like, oh, the unassuming hero, Harry Potter, whatever, Frodo Baggins.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
like people find relatability and like not wanting to show other a person that you root for not wanting to like show other people that they're trying really hard and they're working really hard for something because then it can come off as cocky and i think that he's he's telling you right now like he's he's okay with you knowing that he's working really really hard at this and that he's actually doing it because he wants to be great he's not someone who's like oh shucks like i don't know how this all happened you know whoopsies i guess i'm really good at this
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
I think it is a little bit of a cult favorite, and we're just all part of the cult. I'm deeply, deeply sorry for not getting the reference in The Shadow Show. I feel really terrible about it. I think Detroiters, his other show with Sam Richardson, one of the most underrated comedies of the last, I don't know, decade. It's so funny.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
I laugh at the episode where it's Mr. Duvet's birthday, and the clown is there. It's the greatest television I've ever seen in my life.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
Yeah, she had really funny interviews. I would go viral on that.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
New season of Righteous Gemstones coming out in two weeks.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
I think two, maybe. He didn't go to the last two. I don't know why. His basketball teams are so good this season. He just abandoned them.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
I was going to say it's what you do to us in the morning show every single morning in our meeting.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
He wears a full Adidas Miami Hurricanes tracksuit. He sort of walks in with a swagger. He shakes everyone's hands in the club section. He's got great parking, great parking, great seats. I sat on the court side for the women's basketball game last week.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
Does he sign off his IRL conversations with ESPN?
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
Hannah Storm, I feel like, has been there for a long time.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
Maybe I just blended her pre-ESPN days into her ESPN days.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
Chris Berman's got to be up there.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
He still does the... What? The internet tells you... Every Monday.
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Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
Like three seats down from Brianna Stewart.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
It's like one of the most watched shows on television right now. It's averaging over 8 million viewers. So, yeah, the FBI would get top billing, Dan, over CIA. Whoever is disputing that, you're wrong. Dick Wolf also, the orchestrator of the Chicago, what would you call that, universe?
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
FBI versus CIA? Now, that's an idea for the prolific Dick Wolf universe.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
They're joining forces. They're joining forces to prevent domestic terrorism in and around New York City.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
Well, there is an FBI international. Yes, there is. How does that exist? NCIS Sydney, which follows a fictional team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, NCIS, investigating crimes.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
The series set in Sydney, Australia, follows a joint task force that involves NCIS agents and Australian federal police officers working together on investigations involving American military personnel.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
So it's actually really NCIS AFP, Australian Federal Police.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
Actually, the closest one is in Pith.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
These are literally the most popular shows in this country right now. Someone tweeted at me, how about a new show called NYPD Blue Chicago? I like that idea.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
There's a lot of hyphenated shows, too, Greg. We've got Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Hawaii Five-O. I mean, what are you doing with hyphens?
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
I'm guessing the A is army. The H is hospital. The M probably mobile because they were in Vietnam.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
I guess the S can be shithole. I don't know what that one is.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
How would that make sense, though, grammatically? It's Murder, She Wrote.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
Does Yes Network have an exclamation point? I feel like it might. Also, when Murder, She Wrote and Magnum P.I. did their crossover, double commas in that situation.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
Here is information people really want, Dan. Alan Ludden was married to Betty White before he died.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
Come on. She was married a few times.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
We should all be so lucky to live Betty White's life.
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Local Hour: The Prolific Dick Wolf
you went Cochran so I found another show with an exclamation mark in it called Just Men Greg have you heard of this show Betty White was the host or she started it apparently in the 80s and it pitted two female contestants who were asked to predict answers to a series of yes no questions posed previously to a panel of seven male celebrities oh I had never heard of that what's it called again Just Men exclamation point so you would hate it okay yeah Cochran
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Dan, you just sent me a deposit for $12,000. Oh, shit.
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Greg, how do you feel about dollar signs in a title? Like the $10,000 Pyramid Show. Hosted by Dick Clark, I might add.
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It'd be a better stat if you knew the country.
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You would have lost that game of pyramid.
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I also I thought that Greg's idea to do the Fifty Shades of Grey thing that Greg came up with was actually a really good idea by Greg. That was 100 percent his idea.
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Oh, my God. It sounds amazing. Dan, have you seen what this new show is called?
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Sunday morning. Just talking about that sound makes me feel like I have to take a piss. No, this new show is called. It's called FBI colon CIA.
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What else do you need to say?
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It's a spinoff. So it's like NCIS New Orleans, you know, NCIS. L.A.
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I do. I feel better now. He's like, I have no problem.
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A dedicated straight-laced FBI agent and a street-smart CIA agent are part of a new clandestine task force charged with solving and preventing domestic terrorism in and around New York City. Goosebumps.
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Shouldn't it just be what is Jeopardy?
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Law & Order SVU, I think, would be the most famous of the colons. That show's been on for an eternity.
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Greg, are you anti-movie with punctuation, too? Because there's a lot of great movies with punctuation.
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While we were talking about a show with an ampersand in it.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
Okay, I'm new to Venmo, and I absolutely love the app. It makes paying anyone super convenient. But being new to Venmo, I was shocked that one of the aspects of Venmo is that complete strangers can ask you for money. And so I get this Venmo request for 20 bucks from a guy who I don't know who says book fan. That's a heady play.
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As if he just read, you know, the Pride of a Lion book or perhaps Back in My Day book, either of my two recent books. But I didn't know that was a thing, that somebody could just say, hey, what am I, a GoFundMe page all of a sudden? Do I look like an ATM machine?
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It surprised me. I was not warned of it. And now that I know about it, I don't object to it because I can just not... Pay it if I want. But you were objecting to it.
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I'm going to ask him for $21.
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I have eaten it in my life on a trip to Montreal at a meat place called Ben's. It's super caloric, super rich. Thank you. You are saying good words. You eat three spoonfuls of it and you're like full. It's too much for me. Yeah, it combines like three or four gravy and cheese.
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It's a national dish of Canada.
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Yeah, hasn't it been pretty much decriminalized across the country?
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Ich denke, dass es einen Mittelpunkt gibt zwischen den Fans, die nicht zählen und denen, die nicht zählen. Ich denke, dass wenn wir wieder geschlossene Arenen haben, wie während Covid, also völlig geschlossene, ohne Umgebung, ohne Erfahrung, also nichts. Ich denke, dass die Leute, die das Produkt im Fernsehen sehen, wahrscheinlich sagen, dass es nicht so interessant ist, wenn es niemanden da gibt.
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Also die Fans zählen, aber ich denke, wir sprechen nur von marginalen Vergrößern, die im großen Schema, wie wichtig Basketball ist für unsere tägliche Sportkultur, nicht einfach verschwinden werden, weil die Leute nicht die All-Stars sehen.
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You can spot a woman faking it.
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By the way, I don't know if you guys have League Pass, but it is electric. You watch the entire in-stadium entertainment experience from your couch. You see the people doing like weird talent show things at halftime. You see people doing like finish the lyrics. It's the greatest thing of all time. There's just no commercials.
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You're just watching people inside MSG or whatever arena doing dumb shit. And it's great. And then there's basketball. I love it. It's worth every penny.
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I just find overreacting about the All-Star Game to be... Why are we doing that? We do it every year. It just doesn't matter. I don't understand why the show did this for the last week.
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If the Heat were good this year, we'd be talking about how it's the greatest league in the whole world.
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I mean, you guys sit by me every day. I don't burp, right?
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When Roy's not here, it's Jeremy.
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I'm not ashamed of it. I burp constantly. Yes, she does. I love burping. I don't hold back. So what? Sorry, I'm not going to give up garlic, so I stop burping, Dan Levitard. It's my freedom of burp back here. I don't burp, I can burp.
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Das ist nicht so ein gutes Gefühl. Mein Liebes, wo bist du?
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Wachst du dich auf und es ist niemand neben dir und du kannst dich ausbrechen? Unterrated feeling. The reason I burp is because I eat too fast. And I know it's my problem and I can't control it. I just, when I see food, I want to eat it really quickly. And then I burp for like 10 minutes and then I stop burping.
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No, everyone knows this about me. If you've ever met me, you know I burp. Everyone in the family knows that. My grandma actually burps the worst. And it sort of has been passed down through the generations.
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Exactly. The only thing she's passed down.
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I know, but I don't really care.
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Das wäre ein guter Anruf. Das ist der Dan-Levatar-Show mit Stugatz.
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Lakers had a 7-game home win streak snap. They were playing well, too. But you know what? Who the real winner is? We're talking about regular season NBA basketball games again. After the show has been declaring the NBA is dead for the last 10 days. That's right. NBA-Saison zurück, NBA zurück, das Show, watching regular season basketball.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Die Ratings gehen runter von 5% oder so, aber wir verbringen die ganze Woche des Superbowls, wenn wir über den größten NBA-Kauf reden.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Oh, yeah. Don't tread on me license plates or something. Dan, seriously, you can't eat citrus? Like, what can you eat?
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That's mystery crate. That is mystery crate, yeah. You guys aren't listening to that. No, I did. You did?
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Load management. It's his first game of the year.
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Postgame Show: Snack Fixations
Do you guys go through phases where you get really into one snack for a while and then you just are like eating that snack a lot and buying it a lot and then you kind of get sick of it over a span of time and then you're like onto a new snack. Something that you're just like munching on. I am really into something right now and it is very expensive and it is very random and I can't stop eating it.
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There was? Yeah. That's terrible.
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They're not cheap. They're like slightly more expensive than almonds, which was my previous snack. But they're very, you know, almonds are very filling, lots of protein. So I was like waking up in the morning, I eat some almonds, go out, get some lunch, then I have some almonds after. It was like my little like palate cleanser after I eat a meal.
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I think all nuts are healthy, though.
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Do you guys ever see Best in Show? What a movie. Two left feet. It was a Harlan Crow, Christopher Guest. I'm just naming nuts. Pistachio nut, pine nut.
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Oh, no. But Christopher Guest was a comedian.
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Well, now we just grit our teeth through it. We haven't had one in a while, though.
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I thought so. They taste like butter. They're so good.
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Look up the corn nut. Calories and fat are good for you.
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Obviously, it's a moderation game.
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You like corn nuts like that? I used to really like corn. I would eat them in class all the time. It was so loud. I've never corn nutted.
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Whereas macadamia nuts right now, to me, it's the opposite. I feel like I'm eating a nice buttery piece of chocolate.
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Mike Ryan, you have some like occasional Midwestern tendencies. Yeah. And I think corn nuts is one of them.
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They were right about can you pick it with the hands.
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I am rooting for Tommy Reese, though. I want him to be successful. I want the Browns' defense to suck.
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Did you go to the Georgia Tech game, if I recall, at the end? I was drunk. Speaking of, my grandma just texted me. I'm still laughing at him sitting on a pool table. Holy shit.
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I think that's true. But going back to your point, Dan, like if Mike had said, I hate Notre Dame with a burning passion. I want them to lose by 60 points. I want them to have the most embarrassing game ever. I would be like, that's fair. I get that.
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Weren't you born in the 80s? You were probably like six years old.
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You know who's really in a pickle right now? Michigan fans. I've heard several different, sorry, you have a little schmutz on your face. It distracted me for a second.
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No, it's like a little fuzz on the other side. It looks like a bug, actually. A bug? I don't think it's a bug. That'd be horrible. Because Michigan fans, I got it. It was a little fuzz. Michigan fans, they don't want Ohio State to win, obviously. But then at the same time, they're like, well, if Ohio State wins, we've won, we've beaten the best Ohio State team in like a decade.
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And so that means like we're actually the best. But then at the same time, they're like, if Ohio, Michigan, Michigan finally won the national championship last year. And then Ohio State comes along. They're like, what? Like, it's hard. Like, you don't want them to win. They're your hated rival.
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Oh, my God. All the championship pennants with the scores of every game and this NIU 16-14. That would be amazing. I said this last week, and I stand by it. If Notre Dame wins the national championship, Thomas Hammock gets a ring.
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And he'll have the second best.
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Thomas Hammond was like, here's how you beat Notre Dame. Have Riley Leonard have the worst game ever as a starting quarterback.
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I don't mean to laugh at it, but sometimes, I don't know, if you've ever been in an athletic pursuit, sometimes you know you have to dig really deep. And some days you do. Some days I run a nine-minute mile, and I'm slow as shit, and I feel like ass after.
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It's mental. It's totally mental.
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You're slow as shit. You complete asshole. Run faster, you dumbass. I'm really mean to myself.
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Yeah, I'm like, oh, I just worked out yesterday, you bitch. Fuck you.
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And then when I'm running fast, I'm like, I'm unstoppable. I'm the fastest man in the whole world. No one can stop me. I'm so good at this. I'm so good at running. And then there's like seven people Zooming by me.
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Women shouldn't even be allowed to run. Our uteruses will fall out. Fuck. No, it won't. I think. Is that even a thing?
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Because he was on the Bengals team that played in the Super Bowl, I believe.
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He was like, what, 40 when Miami hired him to be the head coach? Like he was the head coach at Temple and then came to Miami. And you're saying that he knew Miami was on double secret probation or whatever the hell happened.
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At the end of the day, you're the DC. But I don't know. I was in middle school when this happened. He looks like he's 70.
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He looks younger than Dan.
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But Dan looks young. That was my point.
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Then we need a glasses photo of Dan to go next to it. Yeah.
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And also, you're moving the goalpost. When you never said glasses, no glasses.
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He looks weird. I don't think he looks old.
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I don't know what that means. That has a different connotation to people born in the 90s.
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I only made the comparison because they're the same age, okay?
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I have, and I feel bad about it.
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But we saw the Wilford clip yesterday. You look better now. Oh, way better.
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You hear that, kid reporters?
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I don't know who that is, so if I laughed, that was... You don't know who Chris Penn is?
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It's more disrespectful that I said I didn't know who he was than laughing at the mean joke.
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Louder comedically is a funny fish, okay?
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It's a mock turtle. That was hot back then. So 90s. And it's back now. I saw Matt Ryan wearing one on CBS this weekend, Dan.
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I'm going to the national championship game. What are you talking about?
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He came home to that! Was he also an eligible bachelor? Because that's...
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You always get mad when we do any serious sports preview content.
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You always get mad. She'll be there Tuesday.
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We could talk about Notre Dame's left tackle issues now. I think Charles Jagusa is going to start at left tackle. Knapp is out.
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Which means Rocco Spindler's probably good to go at right guard.
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No, I'm with you. Let's make this easy. Here's the divisional round schedule. Saturday, 4.30 p.m. Eastern. Houston at Kansas City, 8 p.m. on Fox. Washington at Detroit. Sunday, L.A. at Philadelphia, 3 p.m. NBC and Peacock. Sunday night, Baltimore at Buffalo, 6.30 p.m. on CBS. Big, big-ass game. National championship as it has been for I don't know how many years now.
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We're going to be in Atlanta. I'm going to say early dinner. You guys go back to the hotel. Me and Lehman, we got to go to a bar. We got to watch this game.
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Yeah, you may be alone on that one. Lucy and I will have a new Gen CFB this week in which I talked about a little bit of my thought process going into the game. Best case scenario, Notre Dame wins. I retire from my job. I move to an island somewhere. You never hear from me again. My life's work is complete. It's over. I have nothing to live for. I'll just paint pictures or make greeting cards.
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I don't know. One of my life's passions somewhere. I don't need anything anymore. I'm happy. I'm content. My soul's complete. Or Notre Dame loses. They're the second best team in the country this year. I keep doing what I'm doing. Either way, I'm a happy little clam.
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Well, he said, so if you've been following this football season, Ohio State's players have been extremely vocal about being religious. And so Riley Leonard as well, and he made a comment yesterday. He was like, God's been on our side this season. We're the two most...
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vocally religious teams and look we're in the national championship game some people obviously took offense to that some people were like that's awesome um i don't know i just know jesus hates texas and penn state it's a god off uh but why colorado is also religious
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Yeah, I think a lot of people have been writing like, is Notre Dame likable now takes, which I get what we're doing with that. That's like a, hey, Brian Kelly's not their head coach anymore. The new head coach is actually like seems like a nice guy. I think fans of either team, if I want, I may speak for Ohio State fans. They don't really care if people like them.
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They just want to win the football game. So, like, I could think of a hundred national championship matchups where I would be rooting for the Asteroid, too. And that doesn't really offend me as a Notre Dame fan, as I think Mike Ryan wouldn't be offended if we were like, ew, Miami and Ohio State, disgusting. I don't want one of these teams to win. You'd be like, yeah, haha, suck it.
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Exactly. So, like, eh, doesn't bother me.
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No, no. Again, on Gen CFB, Lucy said, I consider Notre Dame spiritually Big Ten. And I threw up on my sweatshirt when she said that.
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Spiritually, Notre Dame is nothing.
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Catholic, I guess, technically. But not in a conference.
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I do want to go back to something I said last Friday, which was like they they played bad in the first half and then they just like played tough in the second half. Every coordinator after the game was like, yeah, we didn't really make any halftime adjustments. Like we just played like Al Golden was like, we just played better in the second half. So that corny analysis was accurate.
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And I will say one more thing. Al Golden has done such a good job at Notre Dame. I know several people that are like, no, he is the hot coach of the football team. They love him. They love his glasses. They love his rosy cheeks.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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He did it.
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We seized on it.
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He looks so dorky. What are you talking about? He looks kind of cool. It's cool he's on the court at a basketball game. You have a cool job.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
When I first moved here, I used to get very frustrated with how bad the driving is and how inconsiderate and impatient the drivers are. And it would really drive me crazy because you would have people... One of my biggest pet peeves is when you're in the left turn lane or the right turn lane and the light just turns green and someone comes around you and turns around you in front of you.
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It's insane and it's just impatient.
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From behind you. Oh, okay. You're in line to turn left and the car behind you cuts you off and turns in front. It's so dangerous and it really just, this happens constantly. This isn't like, oh, I saw this happen one time. Like once a week I see someone, someone does this to me. And it's starting to really wear on me to the point where now I've become a really impatient driver.
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Because now I'm dealing with all of these other impatient drivers all the time. So it's starting to grate on me. And I realized this driving into work today. There was a bicyclist in the right lane on Biscayne. It's like a four lane, it's not a highway, but it's a busy thoroughfare. Right out in front of the Kasaya Center. And he's going so slow.
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He's probably riding his bike like four miles an hour. And I'm behind him. And what'd you do? And I can't switch lanes because I have to turn into the parking garage.
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So I'm just going so slowly, so slowly.
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Nothing. I didn't do anything. Come on.
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But I felt my blood pressure rise into my throat. My heart was beating in my face because I was so impatient. And it was making me so angry. Even though I was like 30 seconds away from being at work. I was right here.
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But I can't, like, I have no zen anymore, Dan. It's just completely worn me down as a human being. I have no zen when I drive. Everything just is making me so mad. I'm laying on my horn more. I'm yelling at people. I'm flipping the bird at people constantly.
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When I first moved here, I was like, oh my God, these drivers are terrible. But I would just be patient and take my time and just be like, they're crazy. I'm not crazy. And now it's making me crazy. And if I lived here another 10 years, I would start cutting people off in the left lane.
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It's just the way of the roads here. It's f***ing insane. Yeah.
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No, this has to be one of the least safe places in the world to ride your bicycles. I used to ride my bike in Manhattan every single day coming to and from work, like multiple miles a day. And it's not like it's very safe there, but I'd follow the rules of the road. And there were some areas like under the FDR where there's no cars.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
So like you knew you were probably not going to get hit, like fingers crossed. But here I would never, ever, ever ride a bike on the street.
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I have heard that it's the opposite in New York. The two months of congestion pricing have drastically decreased the amount of pedestrian accidents because there's obviously fewer cars on the road. But I mean, to your point, like I have issues with like all of it.
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I think also drivers in Miami need to be aware they are driving a killing machine and they need to not put themselves and put other people at risk constantly doing these insane things. Yesterday, someone turned left into a traffic circle and almost hit me head on.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
A traffic circle, the universal place where you go right. Other than like in two countries. In my defense, those are confusing.
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It's wild. But that's literally what people do at the Coco Plum circle here. It's two lanes. It's one lane and then you turn. It's not that hard.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
I'm getting upset even talking about it. It's making me a worse person. I feel worse when I drive. I feel bad when I get to work in the morning. I feel bad when I get in my car to go home at night. I used to not commute in my car every single day, and I was a much happier person, but then I moved, and now I have to, and it's just really my quality.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
I can't imagine what JerBear and Chris and Greg and Stugatz feel every single day because they live the farthest.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
This is why I don't think you like God, by the way. In Miami, 99% of people are just looking at their phones like this. I honk at people when I see them looking at their phones all the time. Or if I'm walking across the street and someone's standing there on their phone, I wave at them. I look psychotic. I wave at them and I'm like, put your phone down. You're going to hit a child.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
The Arc de Triomphe roundabout?
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Twelve lanes of traffic, apparently. Whoa. Wait, no.
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That can't be right. Champs-Élysées is an eight-lane road, four in each direction. Four in each direction. The Arc de Triomphe roundabout is 12 lanes.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
But don't you see how our lives are just made so much worse by everyone being so angry that it makes otherwise not angry people angry. This is where I'm at. It's the only time I'm angry. I had a quality of life before I moved here. And now I'm in parking garages and I'm driving and my blood pressure is just getting Hotter and hotter and hotter in my chest.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
Okay, it's not like it snows every day in the Northeast. But it's miserable. It snows like twice a winter. We've had good days. And you don't drive there.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
I'm with you. The weather has been amazing the last two months. I will never, never, ever, ever dispute that. I am, however, about to go to a doctor's appointment on Miami Beach where I have to show my driver's license to be able to park at my doctor's office.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
Someone listening to this is probably like, what is she talking about? There's all these restrictions on parking in Miami Beach.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
You have to prove you're a resident to park somewhere.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
I didn't have this anger before. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. Yes, you did.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
No, I mean, because it's hot, the sun is beating down at me in my car, I'm tired, I've been in my car for an hour, it should have only taken 20 minutes to get where I want to go, but it's taken an hour, and I am beat down and exhausted, and now I'm dealing with this idiot. That's where the anger is. I could be doing anything else with my time. Those 40 minutes, I could be at Pilates class,
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
No anger at all there. I could be walking my dog down the street, chasing a lizard. I could be sitting on my couch eating. I could be doing anything that gives me joy and instead I'm in my car dealing with these assholes.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
Sorry, I was finishing my Kevin waffle that I was trying to eat during the break.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
The last thing I heard was Chris's John Skipper impression. Please, someone tell me what happened.
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Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
The film Spotlight was based off of some of the fantastic investigative journalism done in your newsroom on the Catholic Church sexual abuse scandal. And famously, Liv Schreiber actually played you in the film. I know you're a very serious man, but how would you grade his performance of you in that film?
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Comedians are inherently at their best anti-establishment period, right? Like they're poking fun at the establishment. What it's been though is that The right, the present like establishment right has branded themselves as anti-establishment.
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And so it's been really easy for comedians to shift to the right, be establishment, sucking up to all of these people who are establishment, painting themselves as anti-establishment. It's interesting to see Bill Burr genuinely be that in a time where that hasn't been the case as much in modern comedy when Joe Rogan is leading the way.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And the subversive stuff is important. I think it's also like we've learned that nobody understands anything on deeper levels at this point when consuming media. So that's why there's so many folks who are frustrated by
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platforming anybody because we've learned the general audience of anything is kind of too stupid to pick up on anything deeper than the surface level and that's why bill burr so directly just going after elon musk with jokes is kind of fun to watch because it's not this second hand way of doing it it's Hey, man, I'm going after you.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And it's clear to everyone what the intention is, which it's a shame that that's where we're at. But it's clear that context is just no longer really part of the conversation.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
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There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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Although he has a really, really, really good bit about a horse loose in a hospital.
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Come on, man. Is the medieval English like with a loud, obnoxious accent or is this just a subtle, right, is it all that?
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Who's a Pirates' favorite basketball player? Wow. Is it Harden?
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
The Players. Princess Players. What does the future hold for business? It's a question I've been asking myself, and I know if you ask nine experts, you're going to get 10 different answers. Bull market, bear market, inflation up, inflation down. Could someone please just invent a crystal ball?
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
I just think it's cool that Bill Burr is wading into this. Because, as we know, most comedians these days are not exactly going to the left on their comedy. They're going to the right on their comedy and toward their audience. And, you know, we've had this conversation electorally. Does the left need their version of Joe Rogan? Is Bill Burr that? I don't really care.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
I'm not interested in that conversation because I think it makes it too simplified in what the issues are in the voting delegate. I just think it's great that you have someone who is out there. And authentically just expressing how he feels about it and relating to so many people who are so frustrated, but not doing it by stoking the fires of, oh, hey, go look at the trans community. They suck.
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Or go look at this community. They suck. It's not punching down at anybody. It's punching up, which is the thing we've been arguing about with other famous comedians for the last... How many years now? This is finally someone punching up at the establishment in a real way.
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I don't know that you could argue that things are sure. I get that part of it.
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I just think that when we look at what that shift has been, I would not argue that over the last seven or eight years, it's shifted conversationally the direction that you're talking about. If anything, this has been a result of the last, since 2016, us shifting further and further in our conversation away from what we had established the decade before. Because this is sort of acting like...
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
All these different communities sort of became a part of the conversation only once Trump was elected. And if anything, it was that he used a lot of those communities to get elected the first time. And they've only become a deeper part of the conversation since. So seeing as this. They've been the sort of easy target within comedy for the last now five to 10 years.
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It's interesting to see another perspective being taken. And this isn't even in stand up, by the way. These are just in interviews. These are just on podcasts. These are just it. You know, there was one interview where he would say, was it a sneaker shop? Like there's random jokes being thrown. And that's it's kind of fun. It's it's it's.
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Different than what we've seen from a lot of mainstream comedians as of late. And I think that's kind of fun.
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But why are we seeing it come from Bill Burr and not a lot of other places?
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Or a lot of other kind of seen it from comedians as famous as Bill Burr, I guess, is more the thing. Right. Because we only have these conversations when it's one of the five to 10 most famous comedians. If Mulaney was doing something, we obviously talked about Chappelle over and over and over and over and over again here.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Before we talk about Jeremy's song, can we talk about another song that went viral many, many moons ago? I mean, do you remember when the Blazers had an anthem singer start singing the national anthem a couple decades ago?
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And Mo Cheeks came up and helped her get through it, and the crowd sang along. Last night before the Knicks-Blazers game, they invited her back, and Mo Cheeks was at the game, and they let her redeem herself.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Happy ending to what was a very embarrassing but heartfelt moment.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
She was 13, and Twilight's last gleaming, everything went downhill after that.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Oh, we can get it easily. But it was a moment. I mean, this woman is now 22 years older. I think this was in 2003 when the original anthem fail happened. So she comes out and now she's an adult. The passage of time.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
I mean, let me see where you ended up.
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I think it also is worth mentioning that Jeremy's fist bump came after the Heat won on a buzzer beater.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
You don't want that endorsement, Bear Bear.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
This is why Woody jettisoned himself away from us.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Teotihuacan? They were on eBay listed for $1,000. That doesn't mean anyone bought one that I am aware of for $1,000, but there is a market.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
I mean, yeah, like, oh, they did it for Max Streuss.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Look at how far we've fallen. This team was in the finals two years ago, and now we're debating what the video board's going to do when Jimmy Butler comes back to town.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Poor Witty. I mean, you guys know what you just did to him, right?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
You have him on to celebrate him. He's got this great job. He's internationally famous, world-renowned Chris Whittingham. He did it. And then you just drag him back down. We didn't make him do it. You could have let it slide, Chris.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
I mean, we literally just had USC and UCLA play for the Big Ten Championship on Sunday in Indiana. It's incredible. It's absurd.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
Well, I have good news for you, Amin. In five years when it only costs $75 million to leave the ACC, there probably will be two differently named conferences that all the teams are in.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
Oh, we're not going to do this.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
You know who hit the third one, right? Craig Council's son.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
I don't think that's why. I don't think that's why they'll lose to Cleveland. They're just not. What?
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
They'll beat Cleveland?
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
I don't think they'll lose in the playoffs because they play a lot of minutes in the regular season. I think they're just not fully their team yet.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
After they made some major moves in the offseason. Which is why enjoy the regular season and the double bangs while you can have them.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
Thanks, Mike. Bang!
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That was like a ghost. No, that was like a bang.
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I don't know you that well.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
I would, yes. One more Knicks game is... One too many. No, I've been I've been on the Knicks bandwagon for the last couple of years just because the Bulls are disappointing. So at least it's something. At least it's something in the NBA for me to cheer on. But otherwise, it's been a very toxic, very toxic week in our house.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
This West Coast trip is killing me.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
You have Aaron Rodgers choosing supposedly between the Giants and the Steelers. Neither of us want him. It's very, very toxic. Every time there's an update, we read it to each other like it's an obituary.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
I mean, it's what day is it? Thursday? It's Thursday. And all it's like, we get a weird picture of him on the beach. That one. The Aflac one. The Aflac picture.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
No, that's sweet of you. We get a weird picture of him on the beach. Apparently he's like considering retirement again or the Giants or the Steelers. And now Russell Wilson's visiting with the Browns, which tells me that he's not happy and the Steelers aren't happy with that, which we kind of already knew.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
Kenny Pickett got traded to the Browns, which is also very funny because it may be the second year in a row that Kenny Pickett's starting job in the NFL gets usurped by Russell Wilson. So that's a storyline to look out for. But Everyone, it's like musical chairs right now. And no one really wants Aaron Rodgers to sit on their chair, at least not for the amount of money that I think he wants.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
But you may end up at some point without a quarterback to sit in your chair because there's very few starting quarterbacks left out there.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
Yeah, we've been we've been arguing like all week in our house. Like I've been saying, like, well, I mean, if if he goes to the Giants, he doesn't have to move. He can stay in the same house he's been living in and he doesn't have to change his commute. And then Lee's like, yeah, but if he goes to Pittsburgh, he can pass to DK Metcalf.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
I'm like, but Malik neighbors and we've just been arguing back and forth. You take him. No, you take him.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
It's like every other person down here. You walk into the studio and you're like, Jesus Christ, Dan Levitard is 6'5".
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
Hang on. Hang on. Jeremy, what is this?
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It's a fist pump for the Heat winning the other night?
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He feels good about himself after he's done something well. Yeah.
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No, he's cheering on the heat because he's Jeremy the Homer. And a fan actually sent this video, JerBear. This was on League Pass.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
That's not true. I'm more competitive than you.
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Woody now is like, oh, I remember why I hate going on the show.
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They are dead.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
Well, Mike Green woke me up. With a bang? I watched all of the Thunder Celtics game, which was a great game, which hopefully we will talk about after this. But then, you know, Knicks are on a West Coast road trip. Jalen Brunson's still out. They're going to reevaluate his ankle in a week. So Deuce McBride's been starting at the point.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
Man, was it exactly like that. So jarring.
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You gotta do a double, though. It was a double bang last night.
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It's like strained a little bit. Almost crying.
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My heart's fluttering a little bit because like it's a little bit like, you know, I'm in shock still from waking up last night. So this is making me kind of go back into like the flutter zone.
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Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
Exactly. I'm like, ah!
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Hart's still there, by the way. Thank God. But Gritt's gone. He's in Minnesota now. Dante.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, she's killing it. All I know is that first dish was absolutely delicious. Yeah. This is all really good.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
You have to try it. I'm going to insult him right to his face.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I'm legitimately so impressed with you guys. I actually can't believe how spot on you. Because I thought, at least from the beginning, all the things you were saying were going to be jokes just to try to get Dan to feel like he couldn't eat. And then every single time you said something, the chefs had these looks on their faces of gigantic surprise.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
That goes to Billy.
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I thought you were going to criticize Jose.
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Yeah. Because you're taking the pictures.
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We love you and your accent.
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It is. It is. It's so delightful.
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Oh, boy. And he's a judge? He's a judge? We struck that from the record.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Deals like judges probably shouldn't be boosters for college football programs. Right? Why? Why? They run the laws?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah. What do you think? That judges just don't have personal lives? I'm just bringing up the point.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, that's right. That's why we're so surprised by those Supreme Court rulings.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Now this seems like a conflict. That's what we're talking about.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
He was getting in all these bar fights. Selective memories.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Why were you going to Cal?
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Wow. And I heard that you definitely have no conflict of interest in anything. Always good to have a judge in your pocket. Exactly.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Dan, why did you think it was nachos? And that's why she's the expert, Dan.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I called him Your Honor.
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Oh, wow.
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You can look at that picture. Come on.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Writing songs.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's also interesting that food never made its way into the shipping container.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
You know that the third picture that exists on Google, if you search my name, is my finger in my mouth from that heat game because of you people?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, she's right.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
This is like the Marlins ballpark. Janine's was excellent, Dan.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Mina's actually the best example of, like, doing it all well. Like, she can break down things really well, but also just explain it, like, regularly, and it's not like you're like, what the hell is she talking about? Right. So, I mean, good for Mina. It's very rare.
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Another good example, though, great vibes. Great vibes. He can explain what's happening on a play, and he's not going to get, like, super bogged down and stuff. And then he also just will say, like, he'll make a weird noise, and it's funny.
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He's a legend. I love Tony Romo. They tried to turn me on Tony Romo. Don't let the haters do that. You can't make me hate Tony Romo. I think he's great.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
If you have a subheader in your wiki page that says, Subsequent ballpark-related lawsuit. Also Rico. Well, also, yes, Rico lawsuit following the sale of the Expo. So that's unrelated to the Marlins, I guess. Do you get to be in that team's Hall of Fame? Just going off wiki header, Dan.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Okay, you may not know about the status of the lawsuit, which was dismissed, but you do obviously know about the ballpark deal, right? Yes.
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I made the mistake of making oatmeal today for my granola. It's like an oat on oat with oatmeal crime, I guess. And it takes five to ten minutes to steep in the little cup. So the whole break I was just waiting for it to be ready. And now it's finally ready, but the show's about to start. But if I wait a half hour, it's going to be cold. So I have to eat it. I really don't have a choice.
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I found a column that says, it's from the Tampa Bay Times, it says, Greg Cody, colon, Lauria must sell Marlins to elicit cheer. And then in paragraph two it says, you thought the death of Fidel Castro was celebrated down here? The departure of Lauria might run a close second.
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And I've heard that people really like when I'm eating on air. They like the sound of me chewing while I talk.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
But wouldn't you argue that the city's editorial board being very pro a stadium does actually matter in the sort of support of its constituents and readers?
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I was just reading a blog post with some of their... As were you.
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My granola has a nice little brown sugar maple flavor. So it's very sweet, Dan.
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And now we're saying as collective Marlins fans in the room that he did his job, but that is not Hall of Fame worthy.
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Right. Regardless of how many people in the neighborhood were negatively impacted by it. Okay.
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I like that. There's plenty of blame to go around.
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I really... I mean, I was like seven when this happened, and I didn't live in Miami. I'm just trying to make the argument for it doesn't belong in the Hall of Fame.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
And to this day, I don't... Okay, but let's stretch this out a little bit. Do you not put any personal blame on any business person or oligarch who gets away with fleecing people out of money just because an elected official gives them the power to do that? I do. Take David Sampson out of the equation completely because we all know him personally. Right, yeah.
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That's, I think, sort of a ridiculous stance to take, that you should just expect everyone to be as selfish and greedy as possible. And if people elected to go in power, let them do it. Well, you can't blame them for it.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Now, if you're running, you know, and Greg, we live in a capitalistic society where money can exert influence over elected officials. It can win people elections. It's like playing out currently in Washington.
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I listened to this podcast yesterday on my run, and I thought they did a really good job of explaining what sort of resonates with people listening. Because there are people that are really good at incorporating analytics into their analysis and not just sort of rattling off stats that most people just kind of tune out of because they don't really understand what they're listening to.
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But there's like sort of like different schools of thought. And like for me, like I think that, you know, trying to remember that most people are watching the game because they like to watch the plays and they like the players. And it's very like person focused is kind of how I enjoy it and how I think most people enjoy it.
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And then if you have like a stat or something cool to back up what you're watching, that seems to be a good way to blend the two. But it's very difficult to do it well, especially to do it on the fly, like when you're watching a game, which is why like, you know, There are certain people that are very, very good at doing that, like the color commentators of the world not named Tom Brady.
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And it's a difficult, it's a very difficult job.
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They also talked on the podcast with Brian Curtis about if sports coverage, especially football, has gotten better or worse. And he was like, well, both. You can find really good stuff in podcasts or written form or on a sub stack or whatever that you couldn't find 20 years ago. It wouldn't be in the newspaper or wouldn't be on the ESPN home site. But you can also find way worse coverage.
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You can find the dumbest, most... overly simplified or just bad coverage of a play that's just incorrect and wrong because the access to posting that stuff's gotten a lot easier too so i mean there really is something out there for everyone which you know is maybe good and also bad if you're trying to actually understand what you're watching
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Yeah. And even that I'm like, I wonder how much like to even incorporate into like Lucy and I do like a 25 minute college football segment. When I watch games on Saturdays, I'm always looking at game on paper, which is a great website where they break down all of the different like advanced stats for every college football, every FBS college football game that weekend.
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And I'll go back and I'll look at what was this team's success rate? How does this team rank here? How does this team rank there? And sometimes it just won't even come up. We don't have time to really talk about all of that. But you could also just look at it and be like, this team, if you watch the game, you might have thought it was not a great offensive performance.
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But the stats actually show that it was pretty good. What is an accessible statistic you can use? Is it just something like, how many times did they convert on third down? How many times did they do this or that? You can sort of find easier ways to explain it sometimes. But I even wonder, how many people really care about that sort of thing?
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Or do they just want to laugh at, look at this funny blocked punt in this college football game? I think it's just something that everyone has to find the balance to.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Bane was going to make a really inappropriate joke, and he decided not to.
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I don't want an apology from you.
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We're enemies.
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Rivals. Enemies. Rivals.
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Not enemies.
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I just heard Michael Jordan so many times. I just tuned out after that.
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I just think we're doing like this.
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He's 29 and we're doing the sports media thing where we're judging his career when it's maybe not even halfway over. I understand we need something to talk about. It was a blowout. The game was not that interesting. It wasn't that fun. After the first quarter, we were all like, yikes. But he's 29. What else can you say other than he's probably got 10-plus years of doing this.
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Chances are he's going to be pretty good. I know it's not fun, but that's the truth. It's the truth.
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Maybe all the sports commissioners come together and they script the Eagles winning this game so that we have a new debate topic. Do you ever think about that, Dan? This is good for basketball. This is good for football. This is good for everybody. We're having goat debates across sports. Good for business.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
That was a cheap shot. It does.
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You're right. Bike shorts are bicycle shorts. Yeah.
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They're tight. The coaching shorts.
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I've never heard of bike shorts.
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Let Mally live. He's apparently an Eagles fan. This has been a great week for him, even though he's from New York City and also is a Heat fan.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
But big week for him.
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I mean, it was obvious what happened in the game, which was the refs made that really bad call on the first drive, the offensive pass interference, and everyone saw, oh, my God, they're going to do this again. They're going to give the Chiefs a Super Bowl. So the call came from New York. Hey, guys, we got to make sure now that the Eagles win this game because everyone's on to us.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
We can't let them do it again. I mean, it's very obvious what happened there.
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We all know it's rigged, right? Like, that's what happened. Mid-game, they were like, we got to write a new script.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
I mean, it's obviously rigged. I've been saying it all season, Dan. This is something I certainly believe in. So thank you, Nick, for really explaining to us why it's not a good thing.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
You should try the lasso again, though.
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To answer your question, Dan, therapy is very helpful to me in not just giving me coping tools for my anxiety, but also when I do think something in my head, like what if an asteroid hits Earth in eight years? I can then picture my conversation with my therapist and how hard she'd laugh at me for having that thought. And then the thought just sort of passes through and I never think about it again.
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Yeah, although there was one session I had in 2020 where I was telling a different therapist that I have since not continued to see, like, hey, have you heard about this COVID thing in China? And he laughed at me and was like, you don't need to worry about that. And then three weeks later, we were in lockdown for the next year and a half. There you go.
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But they're all purebreds. Well, yeah, of course. They're not going to let Willow win the Westminster Dog Show. A mutt's never winning.
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And there's all sorts of ethical concerns with breeding purebred animals and health effects.
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She's famous. She's on this show.
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No, it's Sasha. Still Sasha.
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They'll both be here tomorrow.
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The code worked. I was joking. Yeah, Dan, it's the last four digits of his social security number. Of course it worked. I was joking.
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I would do maybe Jumpin' Charlie 1440. Maybe add a symbol at the end.
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They did have more options than that to start the season.
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It seems like there's a button that the defensive coordinator presses that says blitz, and that's all they do during a game is either they hit the button or they don't hit the button.
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Maybe there's just a lot of baggage that comes with this loose ship. Speaking of baggage, Greg, is that a Tumi briefcase?
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That's like a $600 briefcase.
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Don't worry, guys. MIT said not to worry about it until 2028, and that's when they'll have a better sense for the actual situation. So we've got time. So we're early.
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Don't worry until 2028. What a crazy time. Then you can worry. Or not worry. They literally said not to worry.
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They said it's not a dinosaur-killing asteroid, which was 10 kilometers in diameter, but it can do some serious damage. In the unlikely event the asteroid is on a path to hit Earth, they said scientists will be able to predict when and where it will hit, allowing people to be evacuated or even possibly deflecting the asteroid's orbit.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
But you might not have been at their house.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Do you guys remember where you were when LeBron won in 2016?
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It was the week of Super Bowl week in Miami. So I remember I was on a flight to Miami with Charlotte, and we were sitting next to each other, and I was like, whoa.
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How old were you when that happened?
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How did you get Mike's support but completely lost mine in the span of this list, Tony?
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When Nate Smith invented the rules of basketball. No, not quite that old.
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You couldn't have watched it on TV if it wasn't... According to the Library of Congress, the amazing performance wasn't televised and there's no videotape of the game. Only a Philadelphia radio station broadcast it.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Do you remember the John Hinckley shooting Ronald Reagan game?
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He drove all the way here.
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How have we reached a point in media where like, 60 years ago, Wilt Chamberlain has his famous basketball game not on TV. But now in 2025, Greg Cody talking about the state of the toilet bowl is something that's televised.
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It's called Eat More Fiber.
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It's called Try Probiotics.
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Let's narrow the list. Let's say of all of the moments of this NBA season, and we'll include future games that haven't been played yet, crazy things that could happen in the playoffs, we will remember this game, right, Tony?
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I guess you do remember where you were. You were in your bed.
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You've told us you're not a fan. It's not for you. This list is not for you.
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And Tony, I'm trying to help you because I agree.
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You probably won't remember this in 10 years where you were, but of this season, you'll remember it.
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I mean, I am quite literally a ball watcher, Dan. Guilty.
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No, you're right. wrong. Nothing sinister happening. I'm trying to help Tony out because in a room full of people that admit they do not watch the sport and they are not fans of it, they're trying to undercut something that was a meaningful moment for basketball fans.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
The problem is I think people under the age of 30 no longer answer the phone anymore. So, like, half the people in this room are like... So, what is it?
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You were doing so well, Chris.
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He has so much confidence all week.
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Scam likely is calling and it's just your kids.
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Guys, Chris said Burby. We officially don't need to go to game five. According to ESPN, Paige Beckers holds the highest career per game scoring average, 19.9 points, in Huskies history.
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Yeah, a lot of players have played there.
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And yet she stands apart right now. Also, I mentioned a stat in the last segment about her last three games, 105 points, best in Huskies history. She's on a tear right now, which is why I picked UConn to win in the Final Four game this weekend.
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Yeah, we did a top five list last week of like Tony's secret sauce players, I guess.
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Well, that's why we wanted to do a top five list of athletes who maybe were overlooked in March Madness history.
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He still said Burby. Burby.
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O-L-I, Jimmer Fredette.
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I don't know. Number five, Cooper Flagg. Hold on. Wait a minute. Number four, Zion Williamson. Oh. Okay. Woo. Well. Woo. Woo. Number three, Caitlin Clark. Oh, we back.
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We're back. Number two, Steph Curry. Oh, wait a minute. These are the March Madness performances we never talk about, guys. We're always talking about the secret sauce, guys.
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No, he was like, we support you, son. We'll do whatever it takes.
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You ain't seen it.
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You tell me to cut back. I'm trying to cut back. It went off me, coach.
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I mean, the Elite Eight round was, there were some rough games on both sides.
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I've been trying to come up with a top five athletes who connote breasts list for three weeks now, and Knipple's really all I got. Boobie Gibson?
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Boobie Feaster, but that's a deep cut.
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Yeah. Okay, so I have two now.
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Actually, there was one other stat about pagebackers I didn't get to fit in.
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Is there anyone named Cans? I don't know.
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The Texas Rangers this year, I guess.
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I love him just shitting on Jeremy all day, but in an earnest way.
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No, we all roll our eyes and we're like, oh, shut up, Jeremy. And you're like, yikes, that's a bad joke.
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He also hates us, too, though, Chris.
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This is the thing, you're not special.
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I have a top five list. Chester Taylor.
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OLI, the Minnesota Twins.
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Jug McSpaden. Jordan Tata. Number five, Jesse Rack. Number four, Jose Canseco. Number three, Conn Knipple. Number two, Boobie Feaster. Number one, number 69 for the Ohio Bobcats, Parker Titsworth. What?
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
I feel the same way. I understand, I call it the GMification of sports fans. I understand fans being interested in that, and I'm kind of speaking for myself, too. Obviously, I'm interested in all of the big picture ramifications.
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And then if you're a fan, you're like, yeah, it's like so into the nitty gritty sometimes where I'm like, oh, now we're talking about like comp picks and like all I'm like, this is I it's too much. It's I don't I'm not the GM. I don't need to know the dollars and cents decimal points of the how much cap space is left.
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
There's contract incentives, too, right? Like, Spoh probably gets paid, like, 50 grand to make the play. I don't know how much it is. But, like, players make money to be on an all-star team. Chris, I don't know how much he gets paid. I feel like if I said $500,000, that's way too high. But 50 grand is probably too low. It's somewhere in the middle. I'm just ballparking here.
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
How much do you think his playoff incentive bonus structure is? I don't know, but I know 50 grand. Exactly. You don't know. I just threw out a number, okay?
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
Well, that's just because it's Jeremy.
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
Chris, tell us about the heat game last night. I want to hear your take on it.
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
We know he said the name of the person who like is doing the whole diet thing. And I went on their website and there's like a whole section called horizontal time and it's trademarked.
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
No, we're revealing this on air for the first time.
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
No, it's apparently like a digestion thing.
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
What time do you guys wake up when you stay here to do the show? What time do you have to be up? Because we all get up at the ass crack of dawn because we have to commute in.
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
Right, so you're just rolling out of bed at like 8.30?
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
See, I'm not going to a second location to drink if I'm getting up at 6.30.
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
You're only beating it when you're on the road?
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Local Hour: I Am The Dream
You sound so well rested right now. I'm not going to lie. Like, this is the most. You've had great energy all week. But right now, you just sound rested. Yep. Sounds like you made the right choice.
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Hour 2: Jessica's Weekend Observations (feat. Kenan Thompson)
Death.
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Hour 2: Jessica's Weekend Observations (feat. Kenan Thompson)
Here come the Blues.
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Hour 2: Jessica's Weekend Observations (feat. Kenan Thompson)
That's not a kind of type of situation.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Sans Dan Le Batard
No, I think we should.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Sans Dan Le Batard
Would that be less? Like an 80s MC? Yeah. Okay. Maybe you're the baby mama. Look at me, Leroy.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Sans Dan Le Batard
The car dealership? I know Burt Baccarat.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Sans Dan Le Batard
That back row is bringing it today. This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugats.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Sans Dan Le Batard
No one's thinking Pep Hamilton. No? No one's thinking. Very specific to me.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Sans Dan Le Batard
This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Sans Dan Le Batard
I think we're to the point where we're going to need two bye weeks now.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Sans Dan Le Batard
Oh, yeah. I like where your head's at, Roy.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Sans Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I'm like, okay.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I have a question.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Well, no, that's different than Datter Day. Father's Day and Datter Day are very different.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Stop being morbid here. I'm not being morbid. I was just. Greg's not going to get in quicksand.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yeah, where does it go? I don't know. Maybe you could end up there and there's like a nice bubble of oxygen. Maybe the key is just go along for the ride.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
So do you get one dadder day a year, like Father's Day? I would like one dadder day a year. Plus Father's Day. Oh, yeah. Father's Day is different.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I would love that. It seems like you're going to have, if you don't, then you have two dadder days roll over, correct? Yes. So you'd have two dadder days next year if Chris doesn't get it out of the way this year.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Bamboo spreads like wildfire, I've heard.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Well, this is what you should have done, is you should have pitched it as, you know, my dad would really love to go, and a great Father's Day gift for him would be me going with him to the game. Oh, it's not too late for that. I'm not doing it for me. I'd like to go with my father. He doesn't want to go to Edmonton. Does it matter if Greg goes? I mean... Well, yeah, it's Father's Day.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It's Father's Day. Chris cannot celebrate Father's Day with his father nor with his child.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Zimbabwe. Nothing sounds better. How confident are you guys?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
How confident are you guys in the Ice Cats? Oh, I got them winning in six. In six? Okay, so where do you have the losses coming from?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
So this is what I'm thinking, and I'd like to propose to you, Roy. And Tony, by the way, welcome to the Panwagon. Now the Stanley Cup is here. I'm locked in. Exactly right. Are you?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
They've won. They won. They made it there. Roy, hypothetical situation for you. You have it going six, so you have the Panthers losing two games, correct? Yeah. All right. Should the Panthers win the first two games, would you ever consider forfeiting the next two so you don't have to fly to Edmonton? And it's still a 2-2 split. Come back two games apiece.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
And then you come back for game five, but then you have to go to Edmonton for game six. Would you ever spot them any games and not make that eight-hour flight so they can rest up?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
There's one in Denver.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Why don't the Panthers charter flights for their fans? Sell the tickets. Make it convenient. Have direct flights.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's not a bad idea, actually. Americans should do one direct. Why don't we do it? Why don't we charter a flight for Panthers fans and we can charge them anything they want? People don't like connecting flights. So let's charter a direct flight from here to Edmonton. I don't know who we need to talk to. Someone out there, if you're listening.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Charter. PJ. No, no, no.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
no look this is actually a really good idea okay we charter a plane right when you charter a plane you sell the tickets and you can kind of control the price of the tickets i'm assuming right so in theory we can do this at no cost to the company we just put the money up front right and then we charge for the tickets an offsetting amount to cover roy's cost and the hotel cost now we want
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
to make a little profit.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work and it's a big risk, but I think there will be people interested in going to see the Florida Panthers play in Edmonton on a direct flight. Let's just charter a flight. Why can't we do that?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I'm not satisfied with two.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Well, Tony's a pilot. So for Tony, it's like half price and maybe you get the thrill of flying. Yeah, you're fine.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
We've said all. He said all. We've said all. First time hearing any of this, Greg.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It's all been said.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
What? How did you guys manage this? Well, we made a bet, and Whittingham has to pay it off. I know, but this is like a Dan thing. So, like, you're doing it when Dan's not here.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You shut the water off?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I think he's getting hit by the water.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It was weird. What a visual.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Greg, what do you think of those commercials? Not that I'm implying that this is for you, but what do you think of those commercials of those things that they gear towards? You know, the more senior generations where they turn your shower into a tub with a door. Have you seen those that you close it and then you can sit down and basically it can fill all the way up to your chest or whatever?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Or do it in the shower. Then it's okay because it gets wet because you're in the shower, not because you're cheating.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You have some hot takes today. Joe Chestnut's a fraud.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Hot dogs are good as one.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Don't, don't. I know PTSD there, Tony, with the waves, but you need waves. Yeah, you don't want a straight line.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
No. I have an update for everyone. Yesterday, for the first time, I had Chipotle. Oh. You've never had Chipotle before? Wait, did you give them the nod? Did you do the nod? Uber Eats did. Yes, a no nod.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I just put in notes, nod. Or a digital, yeah, digital.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Right. That's all. How about these two words? Pommel horse.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Well, that's your performance. His is his performance. Each person has their own performance. The ribbon dancing seems easy. Oh, I would do that. Something someone could do.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yeah, I could. Balance beam, I think, is like the first sport every child plays, right? Where they just do it on a curb.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Walking circles.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
He was on a pool in that photo shoot.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You got out of a rip current once?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Typically in cooking competitions, speed is not the agenda.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yeah. That's right.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
I want to talk about a team that I actually want to see come playoff time. I want to see the Chiefs. I want Patrick Mahomes strolling into my stadium with max confidence. I want Travis Kelsey. I want Taylor Swift. I want the team that lost to Jordan Love. I want the team that lost to Aiden O'Connell. I want the team that trailed 17 to nothing to Jake Browning.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
That is the team that I would like to face in the playoffs. That's the team, indeed, that I would want to face in the playoffs because that team is not very good.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Like, he was a backup his whole career. But he came back last year to build his points.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
There was a baseball player called Rick Monday.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Hey, Dan Stewart on a mobile phone. First time, long time. Love the show. Anyway, Dan, I don't know if you watched the games over the weekend, but I did. And let me tell you something. I got to be honest with you. If the Chiefs think they can play like that, the way they did against the Texans.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
If they think they can play like that against Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills, they got another thing coming. I mean, they do. And let me tell you something. If the Chiefs play the way they did last weekend against the Texans and they play that way against the Buffalo Bills, the Bills are just going to win the game. They're going to win the game by three touchdowns, possibly four. How about that?
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
I'll hang up and listen.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
It was bittersweet because we love football so much, and no one loves football more than Billy, that we get sad this time of year because we just have a single game. Like my Saturday felt empty. I didn't know what to do with myself. There was no college football, and now we just have one football game left, and then it's over. So it's a bittersweet day here on God Bless Football.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Weird. I like the 3 and 6.30 start. I like having more time to get my stuff done on a Sunday before the games start. I enjoyed it.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
You good? I'm good with that, but this one's pretty good.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Billy thinks, and we apologize because this was brought up during God Bless Football, that Spag should bring all the secrets to Buffalo.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
It's a good take. I don't care if it's recycled.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Play the Bills again, beat them, play the Eagles, beat them, then play the Bengals.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
I think the Chiefs were a one-and-a-half point favorite. Yeah, I think it's one-and-a-half.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Keep an eye on it. I like that move. I am watching it. It's already up to minus two.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
I happen to agree with Dan. I think people are going to pound Philadelphia. I do. I think people feel like that's the best team in the NFL. Just like they pounded the Bills.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Oh, big difference, yeah.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
I mean, I'm not sure. The stupidity that I see is the Bills coach running the same exact fourth down play that he ran four plays before. That's the stupidity that I see. I mean, seriously, that's a big moment. As you pointed out, they're up by a point. They're on the road. They're trying to put the two-time Super Bowl champions away. And you have to get that. Patrick Mahomes always gets that.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
And Josh Allen doesn't always get that. Can you question the way they're marking the football? Of course. But that's the way they've been doing it forever. But he got it. He got it.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
How much do I owe? I don't have those. Is that a name wrong or a mistake? If London said it, it would have meant more. Unfortunately, it wasn't. It was Ben Lieber. It means nothing. I think it was. It was also not Ben Lieber. Is that two fines? Was it Pete Burchett? There it is. Notre Dame linebacker. Oh, he played linebacker. It's not cash anymore, Stugatz. Yeah, I've got to do the QR code.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
I've got to do something. Mike will show me how.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
I mean, he just has a podcast.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
I have to be honest. I have thought the same thing. It's true. It's true. He's broadcasting in one of the major cities is Fort Lauderdale, and he's named Dwight Lauderdale.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Barrett Robbins? I mean, Webster is up there, right? It might be Barrett. The Pounceys are good. The Pounceys had their day.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
I think when you're talking all-time centers, you have to include Bulldog Turner. Yeah. All-decade team. I mean, great name. Bulldog.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Yes, from being an all-time great.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
To Mike's point, teams with four-plus touchdowns and zero turnovers are 21-2 in the playoffs since 2000. So it's 2020, excuse me. The two losses, the Bills at Chiefs 2024 AFC Championship, Bills at Chiefs 2001 Divisional Round. He is keeping... Mike is right. Patrick Mahomes is keeping Josh Allen from being Patrick Mahomes.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Now, you would say, hey, Josh Allen has made so many ridiculous plays for us over the years. Kincaid needs to catch that ball. It was right in his hands.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
You kind of get tired of the same team doing it again and again and again, right?
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
The positive for them is they're playing Philadelphia.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
The matchup was a classic, though. I mean, the first matchup. It was a great game. I was rooting for the Chiefs. I understand people not wanting to see the same matchup twice in three years, but it was a great game.
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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home
Food, lunch. So I got a recompoyo with like some black beans here.
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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home
Tim Conway, though, in the cartoon.
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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home
They sound exactly the same. He speaks with the same vocal patterns and level of arrogance.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
It's mean. That's exactly what it is. Is it mean? It's not a compliment.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
The bald look is definitely working for you.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Yes, you're the biggest person here.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Yeah, he needs the energy. He's doing good. I mean, this is morning. He's here.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I feel like you need to learn how to love, it sounds like.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Which one's the asshole?
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Named after my old college football segment.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Pawpaw's cute, too, though.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
My sister's cat's name is Kennewick.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Named after Not Dan Yesterday for the selection show.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
And now everyone gets along?
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I'm just picturing him talking about like what cats do when they have sex. Like, he's just not paying attention. Just talking about animals having sex.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I think he would revel. I could definitely see them like kind of like grumbling under their breath to each other about basketball. Right. Like sort of complaining back and forth by the Knicks.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I also learned one thing Knicks fans all sort of have in common is they don't want your sympathy. They want to be angry and complain and annoyed, but as soon as I am extending my... The other morning, we woke up the morning after the Knicks-Warriors game, and I was like, oh, man, I'm so sad the Knicks lost that game. And Lehman was like, get over it. I was like, oh, jeez.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
You just got to be miserable together. The Knicks...
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I mean, it's been several months. Chris, play the music. Because... The end of last season... I didn't do one for every race. I was, you know, saving it for the exciting ones. And this past weekend, Dan, Formula One was back and it was exciting. And we are starting the season down under at the Australian Grand Prix. To catch you up, Lewis Hamilton is at Ferrari. Now Carlos Sainz is at Williams.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
No one knows what a rookie driver is. And Max Verstappen is still the defending champion. It's yucky in Melbourne. And here we go. Oh, no. Before it lights out, Isaac Hajar has crashed his racing balloon to the wall in the formation lap. Oh, so sad. So embarrassing. After a delay, the race can finally begin. Lando Norris keeps his lead on the first lap.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
But Max Verstappen is right behind him in second place. But oh, no. Another safety car jacked to him. Alpine is into the wall. Just six turns into the race. Carlos Sainz is also out as well. It was Williams' debut. Verstappen can't keep up with Norris' blistering speed, and Piastri is in hot pursuit. Charles Leclerc is full of water.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
It must be from all the water, but the slippery track is taking out everyone. Verstappen has the race lead, but it's another safety car. A small American man with an unshaven beard has wandered onto the track in Australia. He's muttering under his breath about NFL free agency, and the marshals can't get him to come home. Stu Gatz, come home.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Lando Norris has won his first Australian Grand Prix, and Bern Maylander is the driver of the day.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
He was wandering around on the track at the F1 race, Dan.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I wish I had that job.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Baby Lando did. And the McLaren looks really good. Although the race was slippery. Now I'm getting more than a minute. The race was slippery. So we'll see what track conditions are like, you know, next weekend. Yeah. But they looked really fast. He drove really, really well. They made the right strategy calls. It was a good day.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I sure did. Verstappen's still in the mix, though. We'll see how, you know. But the McLaren looks good for the first weekend. Ferrari, not so much.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Did he get in trouble? Are you allowed to do this? If this were Miami, he would have been suspended, right?
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
It's college sports. The final reason to get you in trouble.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
It was a line drive. You know what I mean?
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A little baseball humor.
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I saw that the Pistons coach, not... Bickerstaff. not who Shaq thought it was, was... I can't even remember which coach he thought it was. Chauncey Billups. Chauncey Billups, thank you. Not Chauncey Billups. Was very upset and was saying that the refereeing was very unfair, and I was curious if there was anything to that because I didn't watch the game.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I mean, I was interested. I also am interested in the effect these green St. Patrick's Day goggles are giving me right now. This is what fish in the Chicago River must feel like on Saturday morning.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Get your own bit. Put your hat on. Put your hat on.
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Give me something. Chris, I literally just filled out my first women's NCAA tournament bracket. All ones and twos? Yeah, I mean. Got to find your three or four, though.
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Yeah, but I don't know. It's usually chalky. Except LSU. I mean, they were a three seed when they won, weren't they? Yeah. It was only like two years ago.
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Come on. I have a final four right now that is so chalk. I have UConn upsetting USC in the Elite Eight and making the final four. But then I have UCLA, South Carolina, and Texas. I'm like, I don't feel good about this.
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I don't even like South Carolina like this much. But I just don't see them losing to North Carolina or Duke or...
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Also, I mean, so like, yeah, last year when I filled out my women's NCAA tournament bracket, I was like, if I go all chalk, I'm going to win this thing. No, I don't. I lost by a million points. Like there are people that are very good at getting these first round games right, like the eights and nines and everything. It's not me. OK, it's really it's not me.
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I even I even have Notre Dame losing the second round here, which would be a huge upset to Michigan. I believe. Why'd you do that?
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Because I said last night, they've really petered out at the end of the season.
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They do have a good freshman, a big, but so does Notre Dame, so it's not a size thing. It's Notre Dame just petering out, and this is me protecting my emotional hedging right now.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I wish the bracket makers went with their hearts and were cognizant of the fact that we could have a UCLA-USC rematch in the Final Four and a South Carolina-Texas rematch, which is literally like what we just did last weekend. If all the one seeds make it, that would be so annoying. Why did they do that? Flip them around.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I love cats, but I don't have one.
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All cats are assholes though. They're jerks.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
No, they're all assholes. That's like a feature, not a bug.
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This is one of your weird gender blind spots, Dan. First of all, you shouldn't call women anything. But also, you can call them asshole. Just never have.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Do you consider them yours?
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Are you like, get your cat out of here?
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I think you just answered your question.
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If they were children, would you love them?
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I think that Lee and I are equally dead inside, which is why it kind of works.
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Yeah, you should get a cat.
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I was going to say the same thing. Yes, I think Lee and I both, we love Willow dearly to death, but she really, really likes Lee.
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Wait, Roma likes Cynthia more?
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Opposite for us though. You're the disciplinarian. Because Lehman's the disciplinarian and she really respects him. She does not respect me at all because I let her do whatever she wants.
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Although, Billy, we adopted Willow and then I moved to Miami like six months later and Lee and Willow stayed in New York for like a year and a half because of work. So we were me and Willow were long distance for about a year. And I think she really resents me for it. We've never gotten over that hurdle.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
That's the thing. Not all cats like that.
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Like Chris was describing about like, you know, seeing the cat and just being like sup and then walking away.
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Yeah, that's cat companionship for a lot of cats.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Damn, that's cold.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Damn, that's cold.
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I mean, D1 keeps growing and growing. I don't want to see expansion, but it's inevitable. But these teams are good, man. The 12 seeds, good teams.
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Yeah, I'd say so. The problem is because of conference expansion, these teams are... Yes, they're all going to have 6-12 records in the SEC, but they're still better than, you know, anyone outside of the Power Five, pretty much. So it's... expansion is basically taking away your chance to be a solid team in a smaller conference.
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Okay, can we talk about this? Because I've seen a lot of college basketball coaches very upset about South Carolina not upset about being the one overall seed with a tougher schedule, even though they lost to UCLA. UCLA with the overall one seed with a weaker non-conference schedule. UConn mad because Geno says there's not enough Big East teams in the tournament.
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There's a lot of upset college basketball coaches who, by the way, these are all like one or two seeds we're talking about, who had pretty... South Carolina's got a pretty good setup for making the Final Four here, but what are your thoughts on all of that controversy today?
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women's side peter what would you say realistic shot about eight yeah yeah and on the men's side i think you've got a real top six and then a drop off could a seven or an eight a michigan state uh a st john's win yeah but i think it the four big sec teams duke and houston and there's a drop
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I was there yesterday. I'm still recovering.
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Play the clip. I've been to Spartanburg.
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Come back, tell us about Bill Belichick CCing his girlfriend on his emails.
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If I'm being honest, all I want to do today is watch more of the March Sadness submissions.
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May I also just add that I don't find anything remotely... new or shocking about an older man having a hot young girlfriend.
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Oh, I know for a fact that's not true.
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for a long time i'm pretty sure like she yeah they seem like they really like each other she's wearing jackets i hope everyone is having a fun time it appears that they are i don't i see it and i'm like huh that's wild i i would i would have never pictured bill belichick doing this because he was mr serious all the time but then the initial sort of shock wore off and i'm like cool they're just in a relationship
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I think we could actually make this more fun. Let's just go through a list of the ACC coaches, and we can say which ones we know for a fact Bill Belichick is better than as a coach. Pat Narduzzi. Let's start with the obvious there. Manny Diaz.
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Is that just because they almost beat Miami?
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Speaking of, Mario for sure.
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I'd maybe put Dabo, because Dabo's won a couple national championships.
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I'd say Dabo's probably better than Bill right now, but subject to change. All you have to do is win the ACC, Dan, and you get in the playoffs.
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HBO has really, in the last five years, I would say, I mean, even the last season of Righteous Gemstones that came out over a year ago, it's been a lot of penises.
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It doesn't shock me at all anymore.
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They weren't very good this year.
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Is that why you didn't come last night? It was a bit awkward. No, I didn't come.
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The players got suspended at like 1 p.m. yesterday.
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I sort of used it all last night.
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There was one Easter season where I had like one Reese's egg a day for like two weeks. And I don't think I've had a Reese's egg since.
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Hey, guys. Hey. Hey. When's breakfast? We've been waiting. Where's our meal?
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You know, that's a fair point.
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Did you guys have fun last night? We had fun. Did you have fun on the show?
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Oh, good question. We didn't talk about Colorado State.
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Oh, you mean in terms of who could win?
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Yes, and it's like totally tying into the era we're living in where conspiracies are taken as fact. So when Bubba Cunningham says, this is the protocol, I'm not in the room, stuff like this happens every year, you've got 50 articles coming out within five minutes. travesty, North Carolina gets in and their AD is to blame.
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By the way, I feel good for, I'm happy for Jalen Withers, who I would not have wanted to be that kid and cost your team an NCAA tournament berth on a lane violation.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Thank you, Mike. You're not dead.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I understand. Even though TJ Watt broke the record.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Was that Castano singing? Thank you. Not good enough? Not a Christmas song. Not a Christmas song. Come on. Keep going to work. I want Scott Frosty the Snowman. Someone already did it.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
It's a Springsteen version. A little more Gastineau.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
He asked me for it.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
By the way, when the Dirty Bubble got Jim Harbaugh, it was over for the Chargers after that. I mean, that was it. Great broadcast. But we can't let them be so good that they're now getting primetime billing. We just can't let that happen.
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The last five games of the Steelers season, including the postseason, were about as bad of a stretch on both sides that I've seen from the Steelers in a really long time. So even though the record is the same and the first round playoff exit is the same as a lot of years, it wasn't. this has been a pretty bad collapse. And I will say, the schedule did them no favors.
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They had to play three really, really tough games in a short window. But regardless, I don't think that's your excuse. I think, like Mike said, you've got really bad injury luck in a couple key positions, and then some of your best players just not producing down the stretch. Yeah.
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Already a really tough offense to produce with a wide receiver that's hurt and also in it sometimes and not in it sometimes. Just a bad, bad stretch of football.
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No. First of all, I think the Tomlin conversation that everyone's going to have today, I don't think he's going anywhere, so I think it's just a waste of time to have that conversation again. But they're probably going to re-sign Russ and just not give him a ton of money is my guess. Aaron?
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That's how they want to do it.
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Wait, Billy, this is like the challenge, but like even more military focused, right?
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So it was a challenge. Yeah, I guess.
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You don't think Bananas is a celebrity?
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It's not a joking matter.
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It was children, wasn't it?
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Did you listen to the Behind the Bastards episode on it, too?
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I'm still afraid of ceiling fans.
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If you think about it, the left tackle is also the right tackle.
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Ohio State didn't either this year.
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Okay, full disclosure, the Bears are not one of my teams. It's like a bit I've been doing for like seven years, and I hate the Bears. It's a good bet. He just signed a huge extension at Notre Dame. I think he'd be stupid not to take an interview, but I would be surprised if he left. I think he does like college.
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But back to Mike's point about what the Final Four would have been without the 12-team playoff this year, I've seen a lot of... takes that like these two teams wouldn't have even made the playoffs. So it's like devaluing the playoff system, like devalues conference championship games, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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I think it's fairly shouldn't be controversial to say that the top four of this final playoff ranking would not have been the top four if there was a 14 playoff. The playoff committee changed the way they address conference championship games this year because of the bye weeks in the 12-team playoff.
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So while the final ranking, I think it was Oregon, Georgia, Texas, Penn State, they were the top four. They were also the four teams that played in the SEC and Big Ten championship games. I don't think that would have been the final four if we didn't have 12 teams. And it's up for debate who the four would have been. Obviously, Oregon would have been in there and Georgia would have been in there.
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But I could have seen Texas-Notre Dame be the other two. I could have seen maybe you make a case for Penn State. I just don't think they would have picked the four teams that we just saw play on conference championship weekend in the playoff. And so I've seen that take a lot and I just don't necessarily agree with it.
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huge stinker in their last week I don't think you can account for that when you're seeding a tournament that the best team in the country with the best roster in the country can't beat their rival in the last week of the regular season like that's a bad loss that's a bad loss but I also think Ohio State Notre Dame they had the two toughest draws in the playoff Notre Dame had to play against the SEC champion they won then they had to play against the Big Ten runner-up they won now they get to play in the championship and they also had to play Indiana obviously which was a blowout
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Ohio State had to avenge their loss against Oregon. They had to beat a top three SEC team, and then they had to beat Texas, which was the SEC runner-up.
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But they were totally outclassed.
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Yeah, but this bit started before I started working here. This is a bit that started the double doink season when the Bears were actually good. So this predates me being on the show. I feel like I should be allowed. This is a me bit, not a show bit.
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I'm just sick of people texting me Bear stuff, honestly. This is for my personal peace. You did it to yourself. I did, and I'm a Steelers fan. It was a tough weekend for me. I'm not a Bears fan. The Bears stink.
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I mean, honestly, that might not be the worst.
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No, that's real. I have one NFL team, guys.
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Notre Dame's real. I graduated from Notre Dame. I went to Clemson for one year.
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But I don't really root for Clemson that much anymore.
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Do you use your TiVo?
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What does it do these days? Yeah.
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Dan, to your credit, I found that people that have TiVo are extremely loyal to TiVo. They're TiVo lifers. And I'm with you. On YouTube TV, I try to pause and rewind and go back and rewatch plays. It's terrible. It just never works.
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Can we talk about the dicker play?
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I was going to say, they lost their best playmaker the last week of the season, so not a great play.
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I've been wearing the same outfit since Friday, too.
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No!
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I have to say, we should all be rooting against Houston just in general. Because we can't let them not have the Saturday afternoon playoff window going forward. That was the perfect way to ease myself into the weekend. I was like, oh, thank God. Houston's on. This is a great little appetizer. I watched the Nickelodeon broadcast.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, danke, dass du gefragt hast, Juju. Ich freue mich wirklich darauf. Ich denke, ich bin mit Mike dabei, weil ich denke, ich brauche das nicht jetzt. Einige Sachen sind einfach dumm. Ich fühle mich ein bisschen schlecht für Bronny, weil er nichts dazu gefragt hat.
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Aber ich sagte das heute Morgen und dann haben alle an mich geschrien, weil ich versucht habe, ein bisschen Empathie für Bronny zu zeigen.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, das ist gut. Verständlich. Es wäre einfach schwer, der Sohn des berühmtesten Basketballspielers aller Zeiten zu sein. Gleichzeitig ist er ein Millionär, also ist das nicht so schwer. Zumindest hast du die finanzielle Sicherheit für den Rest deines Lebens. Ich weiß nicht, ich sehe viele Seiten davon, aber ich fühle mich eher schlecht, dass er in der Mitte ist.
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Ich würde auch sagen, Greg, ich denke, dass wenn du jemand bist, der ein College-Basketballspieler ist, bist du wahrscheinlich bewusst, besonders wenn dein Vater LeBron James ist, bist du bewusst, wie es ist, in den Medien ständig gesprochen zu werden. Aber dann, wenn du es tatsächlich erlebst und die Negativität davon fühlst, ist es wahrscheinlich viel schlimmer, als du erwartest.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich weiß nicht, Chris kann wahrscheinlich ein bisschen zu diesem Thema sprechen.
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Five minutes ago, if you were like, I'm going to take all of your money unless you tell me right now who Shrek is, I'd be like, Jim!
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
By the way, Shrek is like the mash of Gen Z, Greg.
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Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
We should do a beach race. Yeah, beach race. Beach race.
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Who was the most upset with their ranking?
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You mentioned only those two. Unbelievable, really. Unimaginable, right?
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Isn't it like 9.2? Why is that ringing a bell?
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Because if you're taking like five steps at a time, it's not the same as going for a mile walk.
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But do you ever do a full circle?
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You take one step to the lane and one step back to the chair where you drink a beer and eat pizza.
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Chris, you completely changed your mind about whose side you were on midway through the last two minutes.
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What about your golf shoes? Do you change in and out of those?
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If a game breaks out.
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Cheeto Zard. An unnamed buyer purchased it. I think it was Darren Revell.
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Well, there was another Cheeto that went for sale on auction that looked like Harambe in 2017. That one got sold for, I think, almost $100,000. How is that possible? How is that something that people are doing and that cannot be?
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If you don't even know what Charizard is, how are you going to go through your bag of Cheetos and find one, Greg?
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Does anyone have any weld?
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Wait, I didn't even know there were regular Cheetos. I thought they only came in hot.
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Or we need a seahorse that looks like Jesus Christ.
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So given all of that, is there any chance Cooper Flagg comes back next season at Duke?
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But the Wizards have the number one pick. Come on.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
I'm a father of a daughter, but she's a dog. And also, I'm a mother of her.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Then I'll wait until the next segment.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
The gambit was dads. You said when the show started, you want to hear from all the dads, which is literally everyone except me. So I'm going to wait until that's no longer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What is that, man? No, I think they're saying he's a big deal. I actually agree with that. If the Super Bowl is in Atlanta, Billy goes as Cartersville Day Billy Gill, but he's not singing the opening song. That's all I said.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
So homemade granola, really a game changer. You melt some brown sugar with some maple syrup and like an olive oil. And then you sprinkle on the oats and some nuts and some coconuts and some dried fruit and you warm it up in the oven. Oh, delicious.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The shots were just... I'm not a snitch. The shots, I think, were us just saying, if it's not covered, like...
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, it was Fritzie.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What a day for me. Three for three. Big winner.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, that's ridiculous.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Enough with Malort farts, Mike. He's just been saying it nonstop for like three hours.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Might have called him a sexist earlier.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You know how this works. Hats off! Can't you do tip of the cap with just touching the tip? You can, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
She's so cute. She's baby. She's like nine-ish. She's a rescue. We have matching hair.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Pistachio. Stop doing that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Finally, we got to the racism.
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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I just like the lane of salty Dolphins fan who's like, Fang sucks. He's still bad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
It can be me. We could start a bidding war.
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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Chris was on a roll last week while you were out. You missed it. It was good. Right, Chris?
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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I'm pretty confident it would be the Eagles. But I like this college football brain take of yours. The Bengals are like an SEC team, I guess.
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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
The Eagles won 37-17 when they played each other earlier this year.
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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Mahomes is still on track.
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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
He got the line wrong. So I guess we do need another one.
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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
So Brady, Jordan, Mahomes, LeBron.
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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
He also played really well in the first Super Bowl that they lost.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
It's like a shovel, a hand shovel.
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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
They also made fun of us and said that we talk over you all the time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Talk about Mike's watch is what I think he wants you to do. What's your flex? He wants you to ask about his watch.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Yeah, he won an MTV Movie Award.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Hold on. Who's making more of a statement? Tom Brady, who has the expensive watch and wears it, or Dan, who has the expensive watches and doesn't wear them, but tells us he has the expensive watches? Because he feels bad about it. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
People don't understand. They think being nice to a rich person is going to benefit them in some way. We don't know who gave Tom Brady these watches for free. And it probably cost them a lot. They just had to eat that cost to be friends with Tom Brady. Tom Brady doesn't even remember their name or mention it ever.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
We'd be singing from the mountaintops.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
I don't like that. And there was at least one. Put it in a UNICEF box. You know what I mean? What does he need to auction a watch off for if you're Tom Brady? You've got enough.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Dan? We'll figure out the bit later.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
You're with me. We don't know what. You're playing nice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
I mean... I'm looking at these... Brady watches. What a racket this guy has, huh? So like it says pre-sale estimate like $5,000 to $10,000 for this watch. Final sale price, $42,000. So everything just gets that it was on Tom Brady's wrist maybe at one point in time price. Comfortably good, by the way, Dan. Thanks for asking.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
This is like that episode of Seinfeld where they're going around like this was John Voight's car and it was another John Voight. Jabba Chamberlain used to tell us that like when he was on Goblet School, Jabba Chamberlain would tell us like that the baseball players had like a racket where they'd get like the car like lease for free for like a year or two and then just sign the dashboard.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
at the end of like their lease and then yeah and then the dealer would go off an auction like this was aaron judge's car look it's autographed by him and they'd pay way more than whatever the leasing option was that they were getting it for free you mentioned that because david sampson spent money on bono's sunglasses and i'm hoping that there was like an arab in accounting and it's actually steve bono or chaz i realize okay
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Why did you say it like that?
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
One of the Super Mario Brothers.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Yeah, but without Jay-Z making that deal, you wouldn't have had Kendrick yesterday. And you wouldn't have had the halftime show in L.A. a couple years ago. You wouldn't have had Rihanna a couple years ago. Would we have had Maroon 5? Probably. We would have had Maroon 5, more than likely.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Well, and it's strange to say in a game where you give up 40 points, but that was not on Spaggs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
No, exactly. The field position battle was ridiculous. Patrick Mahomes was giving them the ball on the five-yard line. All they had to do was rush it in to score. So Spaggs didn't have a bad game, even though the Eagles scored 40 points.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
There's also field goals left and right.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Bought a lot of carpet, I can tell that.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
We can ask him when he shows up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
I am confused, though, why it is that Billy thinks that a plane coming out of Chicago after the Super Bowl is going to smell any better than a plane coming out of any other city.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
I mean, isn't Liam Neeson? All right, who makes the same movie over and over more? Liam Neeson?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Height Requirement
So she goes home and she turns on the TV and there is her life right out in front of her.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
No, I mean, I also push it. I mean, I don't know about the new pair of undies part of it, but I'm also similar to you in that like, yeah.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
It's the, you're doing the long distance drive across our state, and it's like the next rest stop's in 39 miles, and it's like, I have to pee a little bit, but not so much that I have to stop right now, so I'm gonna try to make it the next 39 miles, and then like four miles in, you're like, shit, that was the wrong decision. And then before you know it, you've pulled over.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
But people travel from all over the world to go to Disney World or to Disneyland. So when you have something that's within, what, a three-hour drive, three-and-a-half-hour drive, it feels like the type of thing that makes sense, no?
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Did you put stuff in your shoes? Yes. Yeah, you did. Yeah, we do that every year with the kids we take to Universal for camp, for the camp I volunteer for. Every year, we have to try to find a way to stuff their shoes with enough paper towel or things like that to get them just tall enough to be able to go on rides.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
I haven't spoken to Mickey about this, but it is pretty cool to see it as someone local and to watch this franchise be what it's been since he took over. I saw that since he became the point person for the Miami Heat, they are the winningest team in the Eastern Conference in terms of regular season record. They also, I think, are one of six teams with multiple titles in that stretch.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Last year, what we took, because mind you, the camp that I volunteer for, it's a group of children who are either presently battling or have gone through battles with cancer. And so it's tough enough to say no to a little kid who's upset. It's even harder to say no to this little kid who's upset. And our sweetest and cutest camper, he's eight years old.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
The year before, had to accept, like he was...
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
three inches too short to go on one of these rides and we you know we calmed him down he was like seven years old we calmed him down we got him to accept it our lead counselor sits off the ride with him but then the next year it's like all right i've grown three inches now i know i've grown three inches my doctor told me i grew three inches i'm gonna be good to go and he gets to the hulk and i mean we're talking we had already preemptively stuffed his shoes with napkins we were ready for it we're like he's for sure gonna blow by and he comes up a
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Height Requirement
like a quarter of an inch short. And we tried to, I mean, we played every card that we had available to the people running it. And those bastards are serious about it. And they understandably are so serious about it. But I have not witnessed a profound sadness of just... streaming down this kid's face. Not my child, even some kid who I'm trying to give the best summer.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
And he's just sobbing and sobbing and sobbing. And no matter what we did, they would not budge. And I completely understand it, given what you just said, which is this is really about the belt. But that is like it's that's got to be one of the worst feelings you can have as a kid is coming up just short.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
This was the affliction of having older cousins. Like I didn't have older siblings, but I had older cousins. And when we would all go to any of these places and they were, you know, 12, 13, 14 years old and I was like seven, eight or nine years old, I couldn't go on any of the stuff that they did.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
So it's cool to see. an owner that has had a ton of success and impacted the community the way that he has, being honored that way locally. I mean, it was cool news to see come across the timeline.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
But it wasn't the same experience as what I imagine it was when it's, hey, it's all of my friends of the same age. And now I'm the shortest in the group and I can't go on the ride that they can.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
I would think so at some point, right?
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Yeah, I assume that that is a tenure of owning the franchise thing. I don't know the answer. I didn't look at all of the nominees on the ownership side of it. But my assumption would be is this is sort of a...
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
I hope he did, but that doesn't excuse any of the behavior or crimes that he's accused of. You know what I mean?
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
If that's something that brings him comfort, and if that's something that leads him on the right ethical path from here on out, that's great. That's not right for everybody. Some people can find their own ethical path without needing to find specifically a given religion. If he did, wonderful. But the things he's accused of, one has nothing to do with the other.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Like the fact that he's throwing out this idea of like, oh, I found God and in turn I should have this merciful view from you is pathetic. And it spits in the name of the people who actually have used religion for good within their lives, like to actually follow a moral code. So to me, I find it all preposterous.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Is it to the Cosby show? Then yes.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Coca-Cola and Jell-O, he did the pudding. Jell-O brand gelatin. I knew the pudding one, but that's for parody reasons.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
I understand that he was a gigantic superstar. I just didn't understand the specific reference to his endorsements.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Should we do it? I assume, but... Spoiler alert. Okay, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert. To everyone listening, there are just over six minutes left in this hour. If you're listening or watching and you watch White Lotus and don't want to be spoiled, tune out now. Thank you very much.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Time was on my side. If you want to spend some time at Mickey Arison's Arena watching the Miami Heat tonight, it's one of the two games tonight. The Sixers at the Heat. and the Kings at the Pistons. So if you're in Detroit, if you're in Miami, and you want to go to one of those games, you should use GameTime to do so.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Just download the GameTime app, create an account, and use code DAN for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Download GameTime today. Last-minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed. What time is it, Roy?
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Yeah, they can still get a home game in the playing. A lot has to happen, though. No, I think at this point they're either a game back or tied with the Bulls, who they play later this week.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
They are a game behind the Bulls and two games behind the Hawks, just so that we can all be aware of where things stand in the heat of the 10 seed.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
They've sort of always been the franchise that you could be embarrassed about in that respect, right? Because they tried to lose for so many seasons only for it to turn out for them to continue to be losers. The Heat are a 14.5 point favorite tonight. 14?
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Yeah, look, the Heat have lost, I think, they've lost back-to-back games here, but the loss before their win streak began and these last two games have all been by, I think, a combined three or four points total. They've been these heartbreaking losses at the buzzer. So they've been, over the last couple of weeks, playing better than they were before.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
And when that's going up against the Sixers, who are, in every sense of the term, trying to lose, it's how you end up with a line like that one.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
The Paul George contract really sent it overboard. Except when he signed. No, everybody was excited. Of course they were because they wanted another name brand player that could be alongside –
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Joel Embiid but Embiid's health has been an issue for his entire career and now you've seen how many combinations of teammates not work it's really a shame because the health thing was really the biggest issue this year seemingly they were never able to gel Paul George was awful like he had a really bad season but who knows if he had been even a little bit healthy and the rest of that group had been healthy because Jared McCain and Tyrese Maxey that was a fun young backcourt you could look at there were all these what-ifs that you can do but when you're a
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How many years of what if with the same exact result over and over again can you possibly hang your hat on? So that has to be it.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
But the best what if is what if Ray Allen hadn't made the shot, right?
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
That's one of the best. I mean, for Miami people. Most people have no idea what you're talking about. I think everybody knows the Ray Allen shot.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Yeah, if I say the Ray Allen shot, anyone who watches basketball knows what it is.
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
I don't think anybody cares anymore. There's a Black Mirror episode about that, I think, with... Nope, not remembering her name. Schitt's Creek? Anybody? Annie Murphy. Thank you. Thank you, my own brain, for bringing that back. There's a Black Mirror episode where the whole premise is that her life is a reality TV show.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
He just, I think he just retired this past season.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Yeah, I agree. He's not in the conversation. Wow.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
But you can't stop in between games. You're just going over and over.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Why bowling? Your potty break has to be in between. There's plenty of time. Okay, well, it depends. Sometimes people are fast bowlers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
So you could stretch out your games long enough that you're only going to play like six games over the span of 24 hours is what you're saying?
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
I mean, it sounds like... Go with my family.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
I actually think what's interesting about UConn's championship yesterday is the first one in nine years. And unless you're a... big fan of the sport, you probably didn't realize their championship drought has been that long. Like, they haven't won since before Donald Trump was elected. Is that a drought?
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Was it the video where he made fun of his eyebrows? Yes. Okay, I did see that one. But that's what you remember? Yes, that was my takeaway. I was like, oh, he knows that something's going on up there.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Well, I already knew the beginning part. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Yeah. Are you the logistics person?
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
So he was saying he's going to fire you.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Roy's rate is give him a free shirt or food or something.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Yeah, I don't say that.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
The first time, okay. Yeah, I mean, after you're winning, I mean, they had just come off of winning like four in a row right up until that point. And then they lost one two years, three years ago, and then they were finally back in it and won. So, yeah, I mean, I think it's it's almost like I don't want to say more impressive, but women's basketball has obviously grown a lot in the last decade.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Anytime you bring up 24-hour anything with this show, there's immediate red flags that are going to be raised.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
We did have notes, by the way. That whole fiasco was very planned out from a logistics standpoint, from a everything else standpoint.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Yeah. Last time we ever had meetings.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
48-hour runs after was actually why it was not going to happen again.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
And so to win now, even though they do have like three of the number one overall recruits in the country starting on their team, it's still super impressive because it has been nine years since they won one.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
It's never as good as you remember, right? I saw an article in Eater about a woman who really liked smart food popcorn and said that she felt like it hadn't been as just flavorful as her recollection of it, and she did a whole investigation. TLDR, it just doesn't taste the same as it used to. It wasn't just her imagination. It's not the same formula or something.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
I think that's just probably a cast iron pan, right? Yeah, cast iron. Keep the seasoning on it.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
I know it's delicious.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
You're heating it at like 450 degrees. There's nothing living on it.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Well, you clean the residue out of it, but you don't scrub it with soap and water every time you use it.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
No one's saying it's like a long drought, like it's a record-breaking drought.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
You can have short droughts or long droughts. For titles? I think a drought period is around, I don't know, seven or eight years, nine years. I think this qualifies.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Yeah, I think it's all relative. It's a drought relative to what UConn was doing prior to 2016. That's all I'm saying.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
40 years. He started coaching there in 1985, I want to say. He's been there forever.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
I don't really understand.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
rest of the dynamic players they have because it's all a recruiting thing that being said like yeah they're still it's not like they ever stopped recruiting the best players in the country they just weren't able to win because there were better teams that beat them anytime there's an old coach do we have to say that that a coach who was involved back when there were typewriters and then someone who's good at a computer do they get credit for longevity
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Was it like, ha ha, oh my God, he's throwing up? Or was it like, ooh, yikes, he's definitely over-served?
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
She's 23. I think it's more so she's played in the NCAA tournament so many times and, I guess, beaten so many number one seeds over the span of her career.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
You're not supposed to say the stat that Roy gave is bad. I'm not saying it's a bad stat. That's a Dan move.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
At least two off the top of my head.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Iowa and South Carolina, but I know I'm forgetting some from her younger seasons.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
No, I think they moved it up to like 8.50 now. We'll give you 20 minutes back. Like, guess what? I'm still going to fall asleep before halftime.
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The Big Suey: Building Up To The Belt Move
Did anyone read that? I don't know if they're ever going to move it that far earlier.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
It sounds like the beginning of the training and the Hunger Games. They're setting you up to just send you out to slaughter.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
How long is this process? Like, was this a couple of weeks?
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Yeah, this still sounds like the Hunger Games.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
1,060. I mean, it's... That's crazy.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Put the puck in the back of the net. For that matter, in terms of assists, he has what? He has 1,963. The most points otherwise is 1,921. So he had like 42 assists to spare that could have been goals. And who knows? What if Ovechkin tweaks something in the next 40 goals and then all of a sudden he could have been the goals leader as well? I think Ovechkin's retiring.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
I thought he was breaking the record, and he's done now. I don't think he's coming back. So even more. Even more to say that Wayne Gretzky really should have been more selfish and turned 40 of those assists into goals. Even, honestly, even if there would have been 40 attempts there and even 20 of them could have been goals, right?
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Maybe, yeah, 20 fewer points on his career, but still leading in assists, leading in goals, and he never has to worry about the Sovechkin guy. Yeah. What a mistake.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Still would have been the leading assist man of all time. I'm just saying. He had an opportunity to set himself up for some more long-term success. Guarantee the great one. And here he is. He's not the great one in terms of goal scoring.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
You always have an answer.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
If you can get her a text, what time is your afternoon nap? Maybe if you fit in a text before that.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
I was wrong. It wasn't 347. It was 345.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Thank you. Thank you.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
What is it that you liked the most about firing managers?
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
So it wasn't about like the feeling of knowing you were ending their tenure. Like it wasn't it wasn't the benefit of knowing that their job was lost. It was just knowing that there was a future ahead of you.
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Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
This is great advice on something that I don't think any of us in this room are going to do or would advocate for at this point. But I appreciate having the knowledge. I mean, I don't go to Hi-Li. A couple other people go to Hi-Li.
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
I'm with you on Adrian Brody being the Joker of the week, Juju. It was annoying to me to see all of the other filmmakers get played off the stage. And then he was like, I'm actually the best actor, so I'm very important and I can tell the band to stop. And then they did. And I was like, no! Terrible, they should have gone louder.
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Ja, ich denke, dass alle Conan liebten.
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
You should be leaving right now.
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
You should have left probably a half hour ago.
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Almost like there's a pandemic. It's weird.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I think I was the quietest about that. I think Mike was the loudest because he's just he's always he was first and he was loudest.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
No, I said he was. I said Hall of Famer like Greg.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
You were not supposed to reveal that.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
The Heat should have tried playing defense last night.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
How does it feel knowing Taylor was at the Knicks heat game last night in Miami chanting MVP at Jalen Brunson? Wow.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
You could hear it on the broadcast.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I think that's Lee's college roommate doing the play-by-play for the Knicks.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
It depends. If the judge is the guy from the Cal game who knows Dan, maybe he'll put in a favor for you.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
He's not going to be able to eat any of it, Mike.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Shouldn't it be Gulf of Mexico then? Wouldn't that be the stance?
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
The Cuban-American dream. Was he busy tonight?
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
We're here to talk about Chris Cody's wife like that.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
It was like a torrential statewide downpour that day.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
How long would we have to pay you to never speak to him ever again?
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Is the CVS bag because you have another kidney stone?
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
We never revealed what was in the CVS bag that Tony said had Pepto-Bismol in it.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Dan never answered. Valerie's his best friend, so that makes it complicated.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I've had a best friend die too, Dan. It's okay.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Which is why I feel like maybe, I don't know, $500,000 for you?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I was talking about him too.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Dan, weren't you the one that was like, ooh, it was a love pact right when it happened?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Yeah, and we were like, oh, it's like the scene in Air Bud where they all put their hands in and then the dog puts its paw in at the end. We made that joke.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I don't know. It's really sad. It kind of makes me bummed out, especially because it seems like they were dead for a while and their family didn't realize it, which is like really sad and... It's awful, but I don't know. And the other thing is like, yeah, the dog makes me sad. Just must have been a horrible, horrible way for them all to die.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Would Jumpin' Charlie eat you if you died, Greg?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I see all the pre-draft stuff as just politics. He's just trying to position himself in the best way possible. Whatever happens after the draft, he'll have some say and obviously not the final say. But right now, making yourself seem like you think that you're capable of doing all these things is something that we know NFL front offices really like to hear.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
They like that he's open about playing both positions. They like that he's versatile. They like that he's not...
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
It's quite simple. Every player wants to be in for every snap. Every wide receiver wants to be in for every snap count. Him saying he wants to play every single snap at wide receiver and corner in a game, every player would tell you that they want to do that. And it's not their choice because the coaches decide who goes in for what plays.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I saw a comparison being made about Eli Manning and Adrian Brody on the internet.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
You stay in here for this one. Because Eli Manning won two Super Bowls.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
No, she can't. No, she cannot do that one. But then, widely considered not one of the greats, Adrian Brody won two Best Actor awards.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
It's not wrestling, Mike.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Yeah, he was in Angels in the Outfield.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Five minutes and 40 seconds. I wanted to ask you, Zoe Saldana, when she accepted Best Supporting Actress for Amelia Perez, she shouted out her husband having great hair. Did you see his hair?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Well, the problem with accusing someone of having tummy trouble is that even if they deny it, it's like no one really believes them because you've already put that thought into their head.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Tony accused you of having diarrhea.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Maybe move away some of that lotion.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Yeah, your unscented lotion tube.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Confused about the Pete Rose take earlier. It's not.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Like you're going to die if you do talk to one of them because your identity will be revealed?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I think that's a different question.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Is your wife your friend? Because then you wouldn't be able to talk to her either.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Well, it depends on the intent of the question. Is the question that you would never communicate to your friends ever again, or is the question just talk to them?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
What if you set the price of like $5 million and you never talk to your friends again, but they each get like $500,000. I think everyone would take.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Assuming you have like two friends or three friends.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
We're not talking about acquaintances, though. We're saying, like, maybe there's a couple people. Because my friends would take that deal. They'd be like, all right, I'll take the $500,000.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Yeah, but some people are married and they're like, oh, my wife's my best friend. They're all lying.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Well, you set the bar where you want to. It could be like $10 million is your price.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
It's very rude to speculate on another man's tummy.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
This is why I'm saying the best version of the answer to this question is you get some money and your friends get some money and you're helping people out.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
I'm surprised that you're actually going to make the drive out to Sawgrass. You know where it is. You're going to get there on time, right? It's not at the Miami Arena anymore. Don't get there on Cuban time, Dan, because you're going to miss it.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Why was Brittany Griner booed? No, it won't be a boo. It'll be a hoo.
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The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper-independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.
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We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing. Therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.
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Whether you're facing a big life transition, feeling overwhelmed, or just want to grow, therapy can help. That's where BetterHelp comes in. With over 30,000 credentialed therapists, you can find somebody who truly understands you. It's fully online, making therapy accessible, affordable, and convenient. No waiting rooms, no long commutes, just the support you need.
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Some people just don't really like football, and that's fine.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I don't really watch that much of the NBA. That's okay.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, and like a quarter zip is like a cozy outer garment that you can wear inside.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You're cozy. Quarter zip is fine. You're warm. Toasty, I would also use as another synonym.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
Why are we doing LeBron to the Knicks? The Knicks are good this year. They made a lot of moves and are so much better than they were last year.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
What? I've seen some of that too. It is a huge bummer because several teams passed on Luka, so you get this person who a lot of draft analysts thought was the best player in that draft, and you have him and he's 25 and he's already taken you to the finals, and they've made moves around him to make the team better, and now they're just kind of giving up on it. It's just bizarre.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
It's not just the game, though. It's like the whole all the different events like they've made it very silly and they're not taking it as seriously now. And I think it works because I think you're getting to see a lot of players personalities. It's like, oh, and like, you know, I said earlier, it's like my my Buccaneers friends are hanging out with my 49ers friends like that's so cute.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
Yeah, because then hockey's definitely in play.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
They're all everyone's having such a good time together.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
We don't have to talk about it.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
Dan tried to cancel it like 20 minutes ago.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
Also, it doesn't help that he didn't play Saturday night against the Knicks. But that was more of an anomaly recently.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
You can't make a really bad point and then make a good point and we forget the really bad point.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
I will not stand for this.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
No, apparently he found out while he was at dinner.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
Why don't you talk about the Spurs trade then? What did you tell your wife about the Spurs?
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
What about the Bulls haul for Zach Levine?
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
We haven't even talked about Mavericks fans. They're so upset right now. And there's got to be so many Cowboys Mavericks fans that are just like, this has been the worst year of my life.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
He was like, can I call you on my drive? And I was like, yeah, but I'm not going to talk. So he just talked to me while I just laid there with my eyes closed. I am genuinely interested and excited by this. This has been a tremendous weekend for basketball, but it was not the time and place.
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The Big Suey: The Age of the Curmudgeon
And he knows I can't do more Knicks talk. I've done, oh my God, so much Knicks talk.
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Postgame Show: Andrew Zimmern's Nutsacks
I can't stop talking about testicles. He shit himself?
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Postgame Show: Andrew Zimmern's Nutsacks
I mean, I grew up on his show. It is one of my favorite shows of all time. I am the biggest Andrew Zimmern stan.
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Postgame Show: Andrew Zimmern's Nutsacks
Andrew, we just talked. We met a few years ago in New York. My first question, are you still buddies with Cousin Stiz?
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Postgame Show: Andrew Zimmern's Nutsacks
This guy is so cool, Dan.
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Postgame Show: Andrew Zimmern's Nutsacks
Do you have a favorite episode that you've shot of Bizarre Foods?
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Postgame Show: Andrew Zimmern's Nutsacks
I bet he has some crazy memorabilia in his house, too. We're trying to figure out what is the flag behind you? It's like red and white stripe with.
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Postgame Show: Andrew Zimmern's Nutsacks
We got to get top five nut sacks.
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Postgame Show: Andrew Zimmern's Nutsacks
I was gonna say the same thing very nice coat of hair.
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Postgame Show: Andrew Zimmern's Nutsacks
For the audio audience, he's showing us testicles.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
I don't think Anora was. No, it's not? And Anora is one of the favorites to win right now. I thought Anora was actually really good. I think the best, like, capital M movie was Conclave.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Which is adapted from a book.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Yeah, I liked Inora. I felt like it could have been a little better.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Synopsis is it's a young woman in Brooklyn who's a stripper and this son of a Russian oligarch become like,
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
married but you're not really sure if they're actually if she's in love with him or not which is where I sort of was confused but then it's sort of a dark comedy because these henchmen come and his family wants them to annul the marriage because they're you know very dismissive of her and it's very they're very dehumanizing towards her and so then it kind of is just a weird wacky sort of like follow along the henchmen in a Nora film for a while.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
With romance.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
He did. I really liked it.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
That was why A Complete Unknown worked for me, I think, because it only was like four years of Bob Dylan. It wasn't like, he was born in Minnesota. He's such a mystery. And now he's 87 years old.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
I liked the Dune movies though.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
I don't know. I liked Austin Butler, though. He was so creepy.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Yeah, I think that's the best thing you can say about it.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
The best that's a great the delivery is great there the little pause and laugh Because that's that indicates I know what I'm about to do right now I mean to answer your question about movies that I think would be good to win best picture for the movies to nominations for that category one the substance because horror film is Doesn't normally get a lot of love. I didn't love it.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
I thought it was a little too long also. But it was very interesting, very gross, good acting. Second one, Nickel Boys. Really good movie based on a book and incredible acting, incredible storytelling. It's obviously about a very difficult subject matter. It's about these children being abused at a reformatory school in Tallahassee. But really, really well done.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
And I think it should be getting some more love.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Bringing it full circle.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
He's only like 5'6". Probably a good passer.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Better be a flight to Tokyo. It's going to take you a while to get through it.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Everyone's digesting. And you kind of just put your head down a little.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
And you'll be so productive afterwards.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
This may be like a difference between you and I thing. I could never fall asleep in an Uber. I would be terrified.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
An answer in the New York Times Friday crossover.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
You've been doing a plug for Oddball this whole month. I have. And it's going great.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
What movie are we watching?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Yeah, it's very relaxing.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
No, but now I think I might.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Maybe before that massage, I won't have oranges, garlic, gluten, dairy. What else does Dan have to eat?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
I've never heard that before.
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Really? He doesn't get mashed yet. Really? I don't like that at all.
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My calves, very ticklish.
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I have another nap nominee.
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On a recliner Shea Lounge outside at a pool under an umbrella.
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When it's warm, but you're in the shade. This is great. Maybe you're reading a book, listening to a podcast, and you kind of just doze off.
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Someone gets murdered.
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It's not a new genre, though. We have a new movie musical all the time. I agree with you. It's better. I mean, way better than Cats. It's a lot better than a lot of good ones. Well, that's part of it, right?
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Oh, I can't remember who she played.
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It's a wacky, wacky stage musical.
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It was like a month later, I think.
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Well, it's O'Hare, so I kind of see where he's going.
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I've been there before it opens. I had a 4 a.m. flight to Phoenix once, actually. And I got there at like 3 something to go through TSA. And I was just waiting for them to open up a lane.
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Fair complaint. O'Hare, I used to love it, but I could see as a traveler why it would be somewhere that you hate because now I don't live in Chicago anymore. So I'm just going and experiencing most of my trip through how easy or hard it was to get through O'Hare. Now I hate it. Awful. The new Delta Terminal on Terminal 5 is actually not that bad. Is it open 24 hours a day? Great question.
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I don't know. I do know that if you need to catch a rideshare, you have to go back to Terminal 1. That's the other thing. It's bananas.
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It's like a little train thing, yeah.
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I do love the tunnel with the moving walkway and the art installation on the ceiling. Anyways, I digress. You went to a basic bitch bar in Chicago. You had a nice time, it was nice out. Maybe give it a fourth chance, fifth chance. When it's nice out, it's a great city.
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Go between June and September, yeah.
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No, Midway's fine. They actually just redid it. I used to only fly in and out of Midway. Is it closer than O'Hare? No, depending on where you're going. If you're going to the United Center, no. O'Hare is definitely closer. If you're going to the city, also depends where you're going.
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Do we think Scal will actually give us a... Straight answer on that?
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I thought basketball was dead, by the way. It's not dead. It's in total shambles. What a great start to the show.
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Why did you let him pick your nose, Dare Bear?
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and now i'm like you know what they were right man they were right hey get this thing under 90 minutes oh 90 minutes no i mean i felt this way last year too with killers of the flower moon which was a movie i was really excited to see the acting was really good in it the movie was or i'm sorry the book was amazing and then the movie it's just like martin scorsese made no choices like yeah
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He left everything in, and so it just had a three and a half hour long run time, and it was just very, very long, and so I think a lot of people just didn't watch it, because it's just such a massive time commitment, which is a bummer, because it's an important story.
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I really liked the movie, too, but I think it could have been better.
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But this year, Wicked, like you said, Jeremy and I got in an argument about this yesterday because disagreement. The Wicked went to the East, bro! She came down in a bubble!
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They stretched it. First of all, they made it into two parts. And so part one.
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Two hours and 40 minutes long. And you don't find out what happens.
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Same with The Brutalist. The first half of the movie is pretty good. I'm following.
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Then there's a one-minute intermission. And then the second half of the movie is another hour and 40 minutes long, and I'm not exactly sure what the point of it was.
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Here's where I was officially like, I'm lost. Because I was like, Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande were so good. They carried that movie. I thought the production, the set, everything, the costumes were amazing. Where I was officially lost was during Defying Gravity, which is, Wicked's not my favorite musical, but I think Defying Gravity is one of the best musical numbers on stage.
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It's like the huge crescendo before the intermission in the Broadway show. And There were so many breaks during it, it became like a 25 minute long scene. And they showed like six different camera angles of her like picking up a broom. And I'm like, come on. This was like the moment you're waiting for. And then they kept cutting it up and breaking it up.
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I know Wicked Heads were upset about that specifically. But man, I wish it was just one song. Make some choices, man.
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There you go, it's like a prequel.
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He toured with the dead, too. Did he? I think so. Didn't he? The name's ringing a bell.
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If Shaq gives a prediction in a forest, no one's around to hear.
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Would you ever sit out in NBA finals because you're like, I just don't feel like going back to Cleveland? Because Cleveland is your least favorite city.
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It's the one that I've heard you complain the most about.
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
The greatest guard of all time.
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I don't know. I wasn't that surprised. I mean, he's made so much money with the Cowboys. I don't know exactly what triggered it now, whether it was just not wanting to sign another extension or whatever his contract situation was, but I don't know. It feels like he has been in the league a long time, and it is a very taxing position. Michael Jr.
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is the expert of all things Zach Martin, so we should have him on just to ask about something.
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It's like if you traded Stugatz to FS1 and then he failed a physical and we were like, oh, come back.
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All right, so we're good. Already? They dropped it back down?
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I love a sauna. This better be the hottest take I've ever heard in my life.
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I appreciate it. That was earnest. Sorry. I said it in my sarcastic voice, but it was earnest. Thank you.
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There's so many confused people listening, though.
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I saw Zygacki last night, by the way. This is why I will never make fun of Mike on air ever again. He graciously gave me his courtside seats for the Miami Hurricanes game as they hosted Notre Dame last night. I sat three seats down from Brianna Stewart.
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One of the Notre Dame staff members was like, yeah, we're trying to get courtside seats for Skylar Diggins, who was there, and Enrique and Jewel Lloyd. And we couldn't find any. And I was sitting in Mike's seats with Lehman, and we had one empty seat next to us because we don't have any friends to invite that wanted to see the game. You were touching wood.
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He's making it hotter in there.
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You would think from this bit that Finland won the Four Nations Cup. You would think that.
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Mike, you have an ab now. Why are you in there?
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I told you I would give your abs a shout-out for the courtside seats.
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Conclave is a banger. Have you seen Enora, Conclave? I loved Anora.
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I was like, you could tell Skylar she could come sit by me.
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There is a lot of sex in that film. It's a very good movie. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard Don't Waste Your Time with the Brutalists.
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I did. He was calling the game for ACC Extra, and it was electric.
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Oh, man. And I know you haven't seen the new season of White Lotus yet, but Parker Posey and Jason Isaacs are getting killed for their Durham accents, which I love.
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Yeah, I also get people that are concerned with the AI creep into the arts. But yeah, there is a lot of AI used for certain programs on computers and cameras and things like that that are sort of widely accepted. But I think it's a worthwhile, to borrow Chris and Stu Gatz's line, I think it's a worthwhile debate. And it's still something that I don't know if anyone has really like a...
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perfect answer for yet. Cause yeah, there's like, there's helpful uses for it, but also like we should maintain some sort of like humanity in the arts.
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They did lose by 40, but the plus side, Notre Dame is the number one ranked team in the country.
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Carson Beck, he's always at the game. I was like, is he bending the elbow? Is it full mobility?
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He's large. He's tall? He's big. But also, his hair is small. Cavenders are both smaller. Hair is small?
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Also, Notre Dame made these 3D-printed pocket-sized point guard little figurines for their backcourt, Hannah Hidalgo and Olivia Miles. Olivia Miles is electric. Hannah Hidalgo is great, and everyone knows that. But Olivia Miles, electric. One of the greatest passers in the women's game. And seeing her in person was... I mean, her court vision is crazy.
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But anyways, I got these cute little figurines. I got a question about the figurine. I met Olivia Miles after the game. We took a picture together.
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I don't know. I guess it depends what it's made. Like a little machine would make it?
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Reach out to the innovation lab in South Bend that printed these bad boys.
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Good environment. Better than I went to the Notre Dame-Miami men's game, which was a Saturday night game a couple weeks ago.
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And I told three teens sitting behind me I was going to call their parents if they didn't shut up because they were being very loud and they were being very inappropriate and saying inappropriate things behind me. And they left and then they stopped. So I got my mom voice down. I scolded some kids.
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They haven't seen Notre Dame's men's basketball team.
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Well, it's a very exciting time to be a women's college hoops fan and a women's basketball fan in general with Unrivaled tonight. Just a lot of fun things happening. And if you're someone like me who didn't watch NBA All-Star or the Four Nations tournament because you're watching college hoops, I mean, there's a lot coming up this weekend. So very exciting.
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And they got their cars back?
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And that's why Stugatz isn't here today.
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We did talk soccer yesterday.
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And Tony made a great Tua joke.
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God gave all of his eyebrows to Luigi. Yeah.
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I know what CONCACAF is. But Tony definitely doesn't.
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I've been on a mission to watch every Oscar-nominated film before the Academy Awards next weekend. Who do you have left? Five deep. I have a lot left. I watched five out of the 12-ish that I have on my list. I'm debating next if I should watch the Timothee Chalamet, Bob Dylan biopic, or if I should... Watch Wicked, which I still haven't seen, which I heard is amazing.
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The problem is a lot of these movies are plus two hours long. It's just a big time commitment. And it's hard. I want to crush like three in a day. And that's my whole day.
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I've seen Onora, which I really enjoyed. I saw Amelia Perez, which was a baffling film. I've seen Conclave, which I also really enjoyed. And A Real Pain, which I also enjoyed with Kieran Culkin.
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But he's playing a similar character to Roman Roy? Because I've heard people say that. Yeah. He's playing kind of like a shithead little brother. Yeah.
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You're right. His character was good, and I think there was enough depth that I don't think it was that similar to Succession, but I could see where you're coming from. The plot wasn't... There wasn't any...
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like action it's just like a travelogue through poland with the two cousins as they're trying to like grapple with their uh pain and suffering but also like their ancestral pain and suffering i thought it was well done no doubt definitely a big moment for indiana university because jesse eisenberg war in indiana had the entire film but i liked it i liked it more than the substance mike which i know is your favorite i like the substance more because of the audacity of it i just i i
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Okay, this is not really a spoiler, but if you haven't seen The Substance and you don't wanna know anything about it, skip ahead 30 seconds. But the premise of The Substance is that Demi Moore takes The Substance, she's an aging fitness A-list celebrity star in Hollywood, And she takes the substance to be younger, question mark. But like a younger body hatches out of her body.
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And then every seven days they switch back. So like the younger body is unconscious and then Demi Moore is out in the world. And then there's like some twists and turns later in the movie. But my question is, there's a younger body that is out in the world while Demi Moore's like passed out in her bathroom. But Demi Moore and the younger body, they're technically supposed to be the same person.
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But they have different consciousnesses. Because Demi Moore doesn't remember what the younger body is doing or experience being in the younger body. And the younger person doesn't have the experience of Demi Moore when she's awake. It's very confusing. Maybe skip 45 seconds.
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What is the appeal, if you're Demi Moore, of taking the substance if you are still in the same body and you don't get to be the younger version? You don't get to actually enjoy it. Right?
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How did he know to pick the photo from the Behind the Bit video?
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Oh yeah, the effects were amazing and the acting was good and it was disgusting to watch and so it gets major points for that.
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I love how many different, they really nailed it with all the different types of cardinals.
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Oh, Dennis Quaid was disgusting. Just a foul-mouthed man.
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Yeah, it's a statement from Yankees managing general partner Hal Steinbrenner. Wow. alteration of Yankees facial hair policy. In recent weeks I've spoken to a large number of former and current Yankees spanning several eras to elicit their perspectives on our long-standing facial hair and grooming policy and I appreciate their earnest and varied feedback.
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How are you taking a victory lap today? I feel like Jer Bear should be taking the victory lap.
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These most recent conversations are an extension of ongoing internal dialogue that dates back several years. Ultimately the final decision rests with me and after great consideration we will be amending our expectations to allow our players and uniformed personnel to have well-groomed beards moving forward. It is the appropriate time to move beyond the familiar comfort of our former policy.
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Did he give them a pump-up speech or something?
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is a little icky when the president of the United States is threatening the sovereignty of our friendliest neighbor, threatening tariffs, all of that. I think that was Jeremy's point.
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The dean of my Catholic school determines what is well-groomed.
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And I still stumbled over how, for some reason.
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Listen to Tuesday's show.
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Jeremy got shouted down on a number of points that were then proven right within 12 hours.
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We don't even have to do all of that. I think the point is just that a lot of people are trying to pretend like this wasn't tense for a particular reason last week. A lot of people are trying to pretend that that's not the case.
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That's totally fine. I'm just saying, like Justin Trudeau tweeted last night, you can't take our country or our game. Politics was a big part of the storylines of this tournament, and that's, I think, just... It's why 1980 mattered.
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I don't think anyone would be shocked to know.
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go that's we know yes we we understand that people with a lot of money tend to skew more conservative it's what when i'm watching the masters i'm like ah i kind of do you think he might be lib no i'm kind of make my assumption at the white house yesterday yeah celebrating our social team really put is jeremy tashay anti-american on twitter thank god here's the thing do we need to have everybody that we watch in sports be on one side or the other like does it matter yes
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Tony, that's not what we're talking about. That's not what we're saying. But you guys are parsing. This is a sporting event between teams that represent two countries where one country is fantastic.
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Progressivism stands for, like, having basic human rights at this point in history. Like, do you believe that gay people should be married? I don't know. Well, if you don't, I might judge you a little bit for that. But my point is this.
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I think you can be disappointed by disagreeing with people's politics.
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There's plenty of players that I love watching who I'm incredibly disappointed by constantly. And I still love sports and I still watch sports all the time. I love football. I enjoy the shit out of it. I understand that a lot of my favorite players do not agree with me politically. It's tough. Sometimes there's a line that you draw and you decide, I'm not going to watch that person anymore.
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That's every person's individual decision as a consumer of the sports that we watch. And it's obviously a very... shitty and unique situation that this tournament came at this time, where these two countries are in the most tense situation they've ever been before in history. It really is remarkable, the timing. And you can't ignore that.
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A lot of people covering sports are being told by their bosses just to ignore all of that. But when the president of Canada is tweeting, you can't take our country after Canada wins, it's kind of tough to ignore that that's happening.
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never had issues as long as I've been alive they've been friendly neighbors as a hockey fan it's been awesome to shit on Canada my whole life and make fun of them for not winning any Stanley Cups in my lifetime even though all of their players were the stars of the team that I like that won several Stanley Cups but that's Besides the point.
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The tapes. The tapes.
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Right. I mean, it's a great, like, there's tons of ethical decisions that you make watching sports and just living in the world every single day. And no one is saying you should, like... change what sport you like because of whatever, Tony. You are welcome to like what you like and do what you do.
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However, I just think it's hard to ignore and that if you feel sort of icky and yucky rooting for a team when this is going on in the background, I understand that. That's all I'm saying.
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Actually, I wanted to get back on the topic because we've been trying to discuss back here who is the Yankees player who benefits the most from being able to have their facial hair now. So Taylor put together a few photos for us of before and after shots of Yankees with and without facial hair. So here, the first one is Devin Williams.
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He just looks great with a beard. So good with a beard.
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And then, of course, we have Paul Goldschmidt next, who, you know. Oh, gosh, Paul Goldschmidt.
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And the salt and pepper is great. I love a salt and pepper beard.
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I think we have one more. Let's see what the next one is.
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I mean, I wasn't rooting against Team USA. I swear to God, I wasn't. However, when I heard, as I was falling asleep, I heard the game-winning goal call. I did do a, when I heard Connor McDavid had scored, I did a, and then I rolled over and fell asleep.
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And it would have been if the U.S. won.
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Always on at the barbershop. Like 2010, maybe.
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We've already seen all of it.
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Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Right. Or if every game doesn't hit like a 55. point total it's like that was bad it's like okay wait a second i don't you don't get that yeah you wouldn't understand defense is cool actually um but i'm with you i thought that the semi-final games i i was at the orange bowl or you were at the orange ball too right we didn't see each other that i have only bad things to say about hard rock stadium
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I did not have the best time of my life, I'll say that. It was so hard to get around that place on foot, by car, by sea, whichever vehicle or however you were getting around. Just, oh, it was not easy. Plastic and our queso, which I've documented on my social media. Anyways, an all-time classic though. Like, holy shit, was that a crazy third and fourth quarter.
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James Franklin's obviously getting slammed for once again, not being able to win a top five game. But at the same time, all of Penn State's players are coming back next year, except for like a couple, a couple big ones like Abdul Carter, for instance. But do you feel good if you're a Penn State fan at the end of the season?
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Yes, maybe second to last episode. We haven't recorded in a while because we've been sick, we've been traveling, the show was dark for a couple weeks, the holidays, etc., etc. We don't really have a plan for this show. We're just going to... We're just going to vibe about the playoffs. There's one game left of the college football season.
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I would feel not great about Drew Allard, I think. That was, I think, the biggest bummer from the semifinal game was that he just didn't play well. Like you said, Lucy, they haven't thrown to their wide receivers like all season. But luckily, Tyler Warren's like the best tight end in college football. So he helps a lot. But yeah, Allard threw three picks. Two of them obviously got called back.
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But the last one was an absolute dagger to Christian Gray, Notre Dame's quarterback. DB corner extraordinaire, only a sophomore. Next year, Penn State has Nevada, FIU, and Villanova to open the season. But then they get Oregon. They have to play Iowa, Ohio State, Indiana, and a couple other big – Nebraska, Rutgers, Michigan State.
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I feel bad. Yeah, it might be tough next season once they get through the non-con, but I don't know. We'll see. I still think that they're always going to be a really good football team. They just need to get over that hump, and they haven't yet. And James Franklin was negging Marcus Freeman during the press conference, and it totally backfired. He's like, how old are you again?
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And Marcus Freeman was like, I'm 38.
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didn't work for what for what james and then he's like you should join a conference it's like okay well i we can't keep doing this notre dame is 4-0 against the big 10 in this season so i can't i i claim you all as a spiritual big 10 team i don't know if i'm allowed to do that yeah that's gross i don't want anything to do with that i think it's accurate i heard you talking shit on godless football but we don't have to talk about that either that doesn't sound like me we're both going to be in atlanta this weekend what are your thoughts on the title game
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It's the national championship game between Ohio State and Notre Dame. Since the last time we talked, there's been about 60 bowl games. They were all awesome. There's been a dozen playoff games. I would contend that they were all awesome, too. And we're going to we're going to talk about all of that. But where would you like to start? What's been on your mind these last few weeks?
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Yeah, I think Ohio State definitely has the ability to just do that knockout punch, right? So many of their... passes this season have just been to wide open receivers that they're able to just scheme open. They've been playing so well in this postseason, whereas both teams have struggled with injuries on their offensive lines. Notre Dame lost their left tackle in the Orange Bowl.
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Their right guard got banged up. They're down four starting linemen. Their best player on defense, Benjamin Morrison, out for the season, who was really effective in covering Marvin Harrison Jr. last year when these two teams played each other. So I think you're right. I think if Notre Dame can keep it close and play out of their minds, especially defensively, this game could be really close.
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From a fan perspective, the last three games have been so awesome. And I think Ohio State fans probably agree like it's been like winning postseason playoff football games is not a thing that ever existed in college football really until this season. Like we had semifinals and that was it. But now it's like you get the chance to win multiple New Year's six bowl games in one season.
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You get the chance to play against teams that you never really play against in meaningful games in January and December. Being on the winning end of that is pretty cool.
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So no matter what, like either Notre Dame is the best team in the country and they win the national championship and I retire from my job and move to an island and never talk to anyone again because I will have no purpose in life anymore. My life will have been fulfilled. Or Notre Dame is the second best team in the country this year and I'll just keep doing what I'm doing now.
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So either way, like I'm at peace with it. I'm a happy, happy little camper. And I love college football so much. And it's been a fun season. And I'm excited for the Jennys.
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That's what Taylor said, too, after the Orange Bowl. Look, Notre Dame's been really good, and I love that I get to actually talk about Notre Dame because they're in the national championship. No one can be like, stop talking about Notre Dame. Okay, well, when your team is in the national championship, you can have the floor.
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Notre Dame has been a really good football team for the last decade, but they have not been able to win ever.
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in the postseason they've lost both of their semi-finals when brian kelly was a head coach marcus freeman's now on two in two uh new year six games three playoff games in like three weeks i'm i feel like i'm on cloud nine right now it's great i love winning football games i feel like i'm i feel like i'm a part of it do you have you like noticed the hating going down now that you have a super cool hot head coach
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Oh, yeah. I've seen so many national media outlets post the is Notre Dame likable now thing, which I don't care if other fans like Notre Dame or not. That doesn't bother me because like I hate everyone else, too. Like that's part of the sport, right? Like you hate everyone that you don't like and you like the people you like. And it's usually just your own team. Right.
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The thing, though, that's annoying, like, they're just doing the, like, yeah, Brian Kelly's not the coach. Like, that's fine. Like, that's all that takes you to be. Because Notre Dame had some very likable players on all those. Like, Kyron Williams, extremely likable. Kyle Hamilton, very likable. Ian Book, what a sweetie pie. Like, there are so many, so many likable players from those teams.
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So we're just doing the Brian Kelly-Marcus Freeman comparison, which is fine. I agree with it. Marcus Freeman's, like, one billion times more likable than Brian Kelly. But... If fans are rooting against Notre Dame, that's fine. It's okay. I would be probably rooting against your team too.
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Okay, I guess that makes sense. But, like, I... I still find that hard to believe. I don't know. That just doesn't seem right to me. I would never root for USC in a national championship game. I just couldn't do that.
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I love that college football goes to the Midwest, Lucy. I mean, that is something that I'm feeling great about this year. It's like, oh, let's talk about the SEC and SEC this and SEC that. There should be 100 SEC teams in the playoff and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Guess what? Both of these teams in the championship, Indiana and Ohio, the heart of the Midwest, the heartland, if you will.
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Something crazy happened, and we'll talk about it maybe during the Jennings. Maybe the accidental loss of the season award. I don't know. If you want us to talk about – certain things from this bowl season or football season, send them to us on Twitter and Blue Sky and Instagram. We'll put it together. Next week will be our big award show finale. I'm very excited for that.
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All right, Lucy. Well, see you in Atlanta. Good luck. I want you to be happy. I actually genuinely believe that. I would hope so. Even though I heard you talking shit.
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He's doing the, he's angrily doing the T signal to signal, you know, fair catch. He was just like not happy at all in that Citrus Bowl game against South Carolina. And I think, you know, we had a good idea of who was going to win the Jennifer Awards before Christmas, but there was so much juicy content and drama during bowl season that now I think we're going to have to rethink everything.
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Brett B almost got to win a Jenny Award.
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Shane Beamer was the one that was being a little pouty.
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Okay, maybe we give our Coach of the Year award. We rename it the Burt of the Year. Oh, I love it.
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And he's definitely the clubhouse favorite to win that one. But, yeah, the Citrus Bowl was phenomenal. The Idaho Potato Bowl was phenomenal. The Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl between Oklahoma and Navy. I mean, there were – Obviously, the Pop-Tart Bowl, Iowa State and Miami, there were so many good games.
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I think there's been a lot of discourse about the SEC and all these different conferences and the ACC's record in bowl season and all that since bowl season ended. What do you make of the bowl games? Is there anything that we should take away from them other than like, here's 40 free games for everyone to enjoy. Just shut up and have fun.
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Yeah, the bowl games averaged 2.7 million viewers for the 33 non-CFP bowl games this season, tied for 21-22 for the best figure since 2.9 million in the 19-20 season. 22 of the 33 saw year-over-year gains. So, yeah. I mean, bowl season, alive and well. If you're like, oh, there's too many bowls, they're not going anywhere. People watch them. They're awesome.
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I had one of the greatest weekends of my life. Several great weekends in a row, I should say, watching bowl games into NFL games, into college football playoff games, back into bowl games. It was just nonstop football from 11 a.m. until midnight every single night. Past midnight, if you stayed up for the Las Vegas Bowl, what a comeback from the USC Trojans. So yeah, I'm with you. Just have fun.
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Football is fun. We like watching. Yeah.
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Just go outside. I did think it was a little jarring seeing Rocco Beck sentence that specific Pop-Tart to death. They were like, which Pop-Tart do you want to eat? And he just it was like literally a death sentence. It was very scary. I think it was the cinnamon, the cinnamon one. And then they just killed him on the spot and ate him. It was that was kind of alarming.
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Yeah, and we got to avoid all of the Cam Ward discourse because we didn't have an episode that week. So that's probably for the best because, man, there's one thing that there's been a lot of these last few weeks. It's discourse. It's been, oh, my God, Indiana, what a bunch of losers. The SEC is so much better than everyone else as every SEC team loses their playoff games.
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You were at the first Texas home playoff game, the Clemson game, which was for some reason everyone was like that was every game was a blowout. They all stunk. That game, Lucy, was like pretty exciting. What was your reaction to watching that one?
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The reaction I had watching that was, like, not one I expected to have about Clemson this season, which was... You probably feel pretty good if you're a Clemson fan going into next year. They just hired Tom Allen, who left Penn State, which I think is really interesting to be the new defensive coordinator at Clemson. They got some shit together by the end of the season.
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The South Carolina game was not pretty, but I do think South Carolina was obviously one of the two best teams they played this season between them and Georgia. But I don't know. I feel like if you're a Clemson and now you're finally dipping your toes into the portal... You probably have some good vibes going into 2025.
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Yeah, I don't know what to make of Carson Beck either. Because he's going to be coming off of major arm surgery. But at the same time, yeah, he probably is better than whoever Miami has in their quarterback room at the moment. So I don't know what to make of that.
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Yeah, Texas was just running the ball all over them. I was at the Notre Dame-Indiana game, which I thought was awesome. And I've already sort of talked about this on air, but going from like...
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what a fun game, amazing, like I love it so much, that was so fun, the first ever college football playoff game at a home stadium, what a cool atmosphere, college football is the greatest, to then going online and every take was like, this game sucked and was shitty and a dud and we all hate Indiana and they should die. And I was like, whoa, I was not expecting that reaction.
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I thought we were all kind of like, I thought maybe the reaction would be like, wow, Notre Dame's really good, but instead it was like, Indiana, Screw you. And now the last two teams left standing in college football are the two teams that beat the Indiana Hoosiers this season. So were you, as a Big Ten fan, sad to see everyone take their turn taking dumps on Indiana after that game?
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That's OK. Your dog is agreeing with you. And I also like if Kevin Jennings hadn't. just completely melted down in the first half. That also could have been a better game, but it's the playoffs. There's nerves involved. Penn State's defense is obviously top five defense in the country this year.
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I thought that the opening round games, they were what you would expect watching better teams play worse teams in the first round of a playoff. The good teams tend to beat the not as good teams, and that's why they got to host the games in the first round, and it kind of worked out that way.
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We're happy now. Exactly. I would love to see the quarterfinals on campus sites too, I think. If you could rework the whole thing. Personally, I would get rid of conference championship games in general. They... If you're a fan, first of all, there's very limited circumstances in which you travel for one of them. Unless you're an Indiana fan and they're in the Big Ten Championship in Indianapolis.
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Oregon fans aren't going to fly across the country for that if they're going to be in the Fiesta Bowl or the Rose Bowl in two weeks. So from a fan perspective, and I know they're never going to get rid of conference championship games because they get great ratings, obviously. I'm just saying if I could...
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tweak things, I would just get rid of those, start the playoffs a week earlier, have quarterfinal games on campus in the week that the first round games were, and then have the semifinals on New Year's Day. Because A, they get way better ratings. That's a humongous college football day. And B, I just think it makes more sense. But I digress. The quarterfinals were also, I thought, really awesome.
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I'm basically just throwing shade at Stu Gatz in this whole segment and refuting everything I've heard him say over the last month. Because he was like, Boise State and Penn State, boo, that stinks. No. That game was really good, I thought.
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The only game that really stunk was Oregon and Ohio State, which we all, like, this is how big of an idiot everyone else is, like, in the whole world, including me. I'm like, oh, this is going to be the best game of the playoffs. Like, if this was a one-point game during the regular season, it would be so good. No.
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Hypothetically, Alabama would beat both of these teams by three touchdowns. And Taylor, for some reason, is an Alabama fan, so he's fist pumping. We're kidding, okay? God, it's so annoying. We're all mad. I'm with you. I think that the biggest difference between this...
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championship game and any previous championship game is that there's no good argument to say, well, Ohio State, they lost to Michigan, so they shouldn't be in this championship game. Or Notre Dame lost to Northern Illinois. Notre Dame had to play the Big Ten runner up, the SEC champion, and a top four Big Ten team to get to the championship.
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Ohio State had to play a top-four SEC team, the Big Ten champion, to avenge their loss in the regular season, and the SEC runner-up to get to this championship game. They both had really difficult draws in the playoff. There's no, like, asterisks. Like, if Penn State had made it, it would have been like, oh, well, they had to play the G5 team and SMU and blah, blah, blah.
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Like, I still wouldn't have agreed with that. But I think both of these teams in particular had really difficult paths to the championship game. So even if there is a lopsided championship like we've seen in, I don't know – a half dozen of the last dozen championship games, it's like, well, what else can you ask for from a playoff? Both of these teams had to win three tough games in a row.
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Well, I think Kaylin just wanted to do the three-point contest at WNBA All-Star in Indianapolis this year. So, like, there's... No, but if that's her first three-point contest, it's undoubtedly there's more hype that you can build around it at your own league's three-point contest. Like, I think what she's doing is pretty smart there. Yeah.
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And also, I I'm with you that the Sabrina stuff thing was like the only all star thing I watched last year. Like it was really fun. And then I forgot there was even a game the next day.
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Also, Dan, don't look now, but Notre Dame women's basketball. Speaking of women's basketball, maybe ranked number one when the next rankings come out because USC beat UCLA last night. Notre Dame beat USC earlier in the season. Juju Watkins had a really, really good game. But Hannah Dalgo is also really good. And Olivia Miles is also really, really good.
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They're both on the midseason award watch list for National Player of the Year. And they both have a very good shot at it. And Sonia Citron is also really good. So don't look now, but Notre Dame is really, really good at women's basketball.
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It's Valentine's Day for me and my oatmeal as well, Dan. We're having a very nice time together this morning.
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No, don't look now. Juju Watkins is really, really good at basketball, but don't look now.
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Are you asking me if I think he looks sexy or like a Batman character?
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Stop. He looked.
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Dan, don't look now. Jim Harbaugh, Pete Carroll, back in the same division.
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Dan, Don't Look Now, but the Pittsburgh Steelers allegedly interested in Trevor Lawrence.
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What gravitational pull is stronger? Mike Tomlin towards 10 plus win seasons or Aaron Rodgers towards being just really not good?
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No, I know that. I'm shocked Dan did not know that.
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What does your government ID say? What is your middle name, Billy? What is all of it?
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What's your whole government name?
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More like 50?
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Roberto's like the Spanish version of Robert, by the way, Dan. I don't know if you know that one.
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You're telling me that this happens all the time.
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Also, Billy, this show is wildly popular. It has like six million followers on TikTok.
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You know what? This just reminded me. I met him at a different Super Bowl party. I just remembered Charlotte and I went up to him and we're like, Rob Ryan, we're such big fans of yours. And he was like, why? I'm Rob Ryan.
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I met Josh Allen that night, too. But the Rob Ryan thing, I repressed.
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This is a follow-up question I guess that only Pablo could answer, but is she like his agent or is she just his much younger media savvy girlfriend slash person who's managing his affairs?
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Sort of. Not necessarily. Well, is she getting 10%? Is she getting 5%? What's her cut? Just an appearance in the Duncan video? That's probably worth something monetarily. Yeah. I don't know.
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Dan, I have a lot of questions about this, but my point is I wouldn't be surprised if a older person dating a younger person had the younger person who probably has more media connections and media savvy sort of like do some of the work there and also be like, I want to be in the commercial.
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That's also another name for Don't Look Now.
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Well, I mean, it makes a ton of sense. It's not like she's just his agent, Dan. It's like Drew Rosenhaus isn't dating, as far as I know, one of his clients. They're in a relationship, and this has made him infinitely more relevant than just taking a college football job. The fact that he's on a red carpet.
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Do you think people are talking more about North Carolina football or him and his young girlfriend on the red carpet at the NFL Honors? Way more people are talking about that right now. This is how he stays cool and hip and relevant.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Bill Belichick is doing what we all dream of doing.
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Also, Dan, Coconut Grove Art Festival, best weekend of the year, but traffic between Boat Show and Art Festival, woof. Stay home.
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I think it's because of how long it takes for the rotation of the Earth.
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You didn't watch the ending of UTEP Jacksonville State. It was awesome.
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It's a wonderful press conference, Dan. This got buried during Super Bowl week, and you were out of town, and I said, we need to save this for when Dan comes back. It's two minutes of just beautiful... Word salad? No, I mean, he... You can follow where he's going, but it's just as unclear why he's going there. It's just, it's wonderful. So we'll listen to it now.
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Until Den of Thieves 3.
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It's amazing. I mean, honestly, the hair obviously is the best part of this video, but you can follow the story, right? Like he coached Jaden Maiava's uncle who like got a connection to a car in Hawaii. But like the way he does it, he was walking back and forth. He says, I run things in Oahu. He says he's a great communicator.
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He just keeps going on like these little tangents while he keeps walking away and coming back. Oh, it's electric. It's so good.
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He's so electric. I saw him in person for the first time at that Miami Super Bowl, and it's the most starstruck I've been in my whole career. This is the same week that I interviewed Joe Burrow and Travis Kelsey and all these other NFL players. But I saw Rob Ryan from behind. I saw his beautiful hair, and I was like, oh my God, it's Rob! I took a picture of him sneakily from behind.
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It was amazing.
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No, I mean, he's the linebacker's coach. Even better. And he has great hair. And their defense was already a lot better last year when they brought in Danton Lynn. And now they have a Ryan. And not only a Ryan, the best Ryan. Better than Buddy. Wow.
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The best Ryan. Whoa. No one has that opinion. Not even Rob. I know. I mean, it's sacrilegious. I'm from Chicago.
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That's a strong take. He's right.
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Where do they go?
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You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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It's like the special Lucky Charms that's all charms.
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So like there was a time that, and I'll tell you who this person is that I admired. And I said, that'd be a great career for me. Ryan Seacrest.
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Yes, I didn't even think about that. Wow, that's a theater right there. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugats.
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Billy, I've never seen this before. It's Reese's Puffs. Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Lucky Charms.
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I feel like that would be, it's like the sweet marshmallows of Lucky Charms, the peanut buttery Reese's Puffs, and then the cinnamony CTC.
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That sounds like it'd be amazing. You put a bowl of vanilla ice cream and you put that on top as a little topping. You mix it in and make like a milkshake with it.
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I think he would really like the Kelsey mix.
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Do you think people are finding out as they're watching this today's Valentine's Day? Are we doing a solid for a bunch of listeners that forgot?
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So if you're listening to this live, it's Friday morning, what, Billy, is a good thing for our listeners to get their significant others that it's not too late? Because we all know there's going to be a long line at the florist right now. Don't waste your time in the florist line. What should they get them, Billy?
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These people have already forgotten. We're past that point now.
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This is the cereal we ate on our first date.
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I thought Valentine's Day was about having a fun, sexy time.
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I guess I am the only unmarried person on the show right now.
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What does bad laundry day entail? I've never heard of one of those.
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I mean, maybe like a very... We mentioned this very briefly yesterday. Maybe a very unhydrated pee.
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Like really bad on the pee chart in terms of not staying very hydrated. So a very dark urine state.
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So he's dehydrated, is what you're saying.
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Not that he has... Not that he's pooping himself as a result.
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Sounds liver-related. Kidney-related, perhaps.
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One of the lower organs, perhaps.
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What about baby Jesus? He was swaddled.
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Speaking of people, the last thing he retweeted was the story about Noah Lyles challenging him to a race, which I'm not like, oh man, I want to watch this. I care so much about the track versus football. I would watch the shit out of this. I would watch this race.
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You sound like my wife, honestly. This is the most at-home I've ever felt, is the way you're talking to me. Don't worry about me. Worry about yourself.
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Well, before he loses the race, potentially.
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Which apparently is on sometime this spring or summer.
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This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugats.
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Sounds like a great present to their wives.
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But if you were Chris Cody's wife, wouldn't you be like, yeah, get out of town?
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No, it's funny you mentioned the work part because my plan was to get Lehman's present on the way home from work. But then he surprised me with mine at like 7 a.m. And I was like, oh, come on. Like, why are we doing this so early? I'm not ready yet. And now I have to be like, by the way, here's your present. Yes, I did get it this morning.
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I'm getting him fresh bait. So, I mean, I couldn't have got it ahead of time.
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I feel like I see worms. Really? Yeah.
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Exactly like living in New York City. You'll walk down the street and all of a sudden your dog is eating a rotisserie chicken. And you're like, where did you get that?
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Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Francis goes nice until Thanksgiving-ish.
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He should just do a Costanza, show up at practice the next day and pretend like nothing ever happened.
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It's the worst job in football.
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You're not even betting on yourself. You're just betting that you're going to return a fund. You're betting on the fact that you're going to fumble. You're betting against yourself. Could have scored a touchdown.
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That's true. You're good.
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You mean this Saturday.
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I thought you meant the Notre Dame game, which is next Friday. I won tickets in the lottery. Oh, really? Yeah, don't have to go on the secondary market. Very exciting. Face value.
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Well said. Yeah, I mean, I think it's going to be a great game. I'm really excited. It's like two teams that never play each other, where every single person who's a fan of either team is either a fan of the other team also or knows someone who is. Like, it's a very two kind of close-knit thing.
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fan communities i think so i'm excited my best friend went to indiana a lot of my friends went to indiana indiana um it's it's great i think it's going to be super cool but yeah this saturday bowl season starts there is a bowl game this saturday hawk i know you played in a couple bowl games while you were at toledo yeah big time bowl games detroit one of the motor city bowl right and then you played in the gmac bowl which is in alabama mobile alabama to be specific
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So Toledo is actually playing in the Detroit Bowl game against Pitt this year.
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Yes, Pitt, yeah. I know you're from Johnstown, Johnstown Flood. We've been over David McCullough's wonderful book on the flood.
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It does need to be a movie. Who would you cast in the movie of the Johnstown Flood?
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As Andrew Carnegie?
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DiCaprio could be a good evil Andrew Carnegie.
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Oh, we're going to build our fancy retreat in this place.
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Exactly.
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Also, Altoona's been in the news a lot lately. We discussed Altoona and The Curve on the show prior to the most recent news.
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People say that about him all the time.
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What is it like as a football player at Toledo to play in the postseason and play in these bowl games? Because I personally love bowl season.
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Yeah, exactly. I've been slightly saddened that the sort of... seven and five team to eight and 14 bowl games have been not devalued because they're not devalued to me, but it seems like there's less enthusiasm from a lot of people now that we have the 12 team playoff. So as a player, I guess, what's your perspective on bowl season in general?
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So if your team was like five and six going into the last week of the season, would you like maybe, you know, not try that hard?
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But like season's over if you lose.
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I have family in Toledo, Ohio. I've been there a million times.
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There's a great science museum there, though.
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Damn it. It's like, what, 15 extra practices that you get for bowl season? So would your perspective have been different if you made the Bahamas Bowl or the Hawaii Bowl?
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So the problem here is the— The destination, absolutely.
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That makes a lot of sense.
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Well, I'm checking the stats on the 2005 GMAC Bowl and the 2004 Motor City Bowl. What does it say? You're not on either box score.
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In this case, you'd rather have one catch for one yard.
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Because you were a freshman.
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The problem, Hawk, is that your defense gave up 17 points in the first quarter to Orlovsky.
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I mean, that's a tough place to come back from.
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Better second quarter for the Rockets, but when you're down 17-0. What can you actually do?
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I was in the slot?
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Why were we arguing about MAAC teams on this show a couple years ago? It might have been when Notre Dame almost lost to Toledo in 2021. I was like, hey, Toledo's got some dudes. They put dudes in the NFL.
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It was so disgusting. We all would have quit. I would have quit just to be outside of the weather.
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It was disgusting. I mean, please. You guys all would have walked. You wouldn't have stayed out there. Arthritis going. Arthritis.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
I think I saw Ryan Rucco one time at Disney. Why are we putting that up there? I did not approve of this. You took a picture? I did not post it on social. That's the old me. I used to do that. Hold on a second. They don't have your phone, so you gave that photo to them in some way.
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How did that picture that I took on my phone end up on television? Who did this?
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You want to know a fun fact? That guy is a year younger than Andy Milonakis. What?
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I know I can't speak. That was fun. I'm glad no one pointed it out.
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He won at the old age of 29. There you go, man. They removed the age restriction. They removed the age restriction. But he had gray hair, I think, at the time.
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He was like one of those early gray guys. Yeah.
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Maybe dyes his hair also. Cisco didn't have gray hair, if we're going to be honest. No? What? That was gold hair. Yeah. Or silver. Silver. No, it was gold hair when it was Drew Hill. Then it was silver hair when it was Thong Song.
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Mm-hmm. I remember Thong Song came out. I was like in sixth grade, seventh grade. It was like a dance party.
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No, like I worked in a store. At first I started in the back. I was, you know, the one putting the sensors on things. And I was a stock guy. Then I worked my way up cashier. Okay.
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It's not just any branch. It became not fun. When I started, it was like a little tiny store. And I was like, this is fun. I went in. He helped create like a $40 million business. No, I applied as a joke. I didn't think that they would hire me. And then they did. And I was like, now what?
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I could see where that's a boom.
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Yeah, and it was small at first, like $4 million a year. When I left, it was like, serious, like, you gotta send us your school schedule, and we're gonna, basically, like, if I wasn't in school, I had to be at work, and I was like, I don't know about all this. Because it was like a $40 million a year store. At that point, it was like number four in, like, the...
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the whole company in terms of sales, because like people would come from South America, fly into Miami international airport, get on the expressway, drive five minutes, go to the mall that was right there. Just buy a bunch of stuff, put it in a suitcase, get right back on a plane, fly back and sell it for like 10 X. Cranking out thongs.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
Oh, wow. It took me back. Wow. It's like a time machine right now. Same accent and everything.
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I think it's mine. You want him to come on and be like, kid's dull. He sucks. No, no.
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Not me. If something happened and you had to get in a fight with Mike Tyson at a track meet open field. Mm-hmm. You're not in a boxing ring, so you're not confined to that space.
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How would you do it? How do you go after him?
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I don't know, like a thing like that, like my dad could beat up your dad. Tell your dad to come down.
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He doesn't have the lateral movement anymore. I feel like you could wear him out.
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Well, he didn't punch your kid.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
If Mike Tyson hit your kid, your kid's dead. I hate to tell you.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
Well, if he murdered your kid, fine, you can grab a weapon. I'm talking about a scenario where the kid wasn't murdered yet.
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You're a hunter, right? And you're minding your business in the wood. And all of a sudden you hear someone calling out and screaming inside a house. And you run into the house and it's your kid trying to deliver food to what your kid thought was a grandmother. But it's Mike Tyson dressed up as a grandmother but also part wolf. What would you do?
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Beyond just making commentary like, yo. Like, yo, bro. I think he just swung on us.
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Have you ever gotten a beer bottle, cracked it on the bar, and gone and stabbed someone in the neck? Yeah, Billy.
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I have more info for Ty Jerome if you want to make a decision one way or another. Sure, give it to us. So his paternal grandmother was active in the civil rights movement. Okay, man. However, his favorite player in the NBA growing up was Steve Nash.
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I had a track meet in Lafayette, Louisiana. Holy crap. Whoa, Billy.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
I have a question for clarification purposes. Let's say white is day, white is snow. You get in a horrible accident, blood transfusion. Got it.
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We're driving up to Disney later. Well, okay.
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But it's not for my birthday. We're not going for Mickey Mouse. It's a coincidence? No, it's that we got these Florida resident passes and they expire. So I have to use it before May.
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And then we wouldn't have been able to do it.
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The thing is that it's four days. We burned two a couple weeks ago, and we have to use the other two. So we've got to do it before mid-May. And April, Disney is already getting dangerous. It is hot. So we've got to get these done before it gets way too hot.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
I hate to tell you, in that instance, like, is that Rachel Nichols?
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Sometimes death's the option, right? Swampy ass sucks.
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They're both bad. Yeah, like the diaper ass situation.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Don't you feel like they kind of own we are, and you guys own dressing up like leprechauns? That's sort of the thing you all own? We own them, so... Oh, you see, we got it! Yeah, we're getting the heck out of here. It was a great game. It was a lot of fun, but I knew that we needed to wrap things up when early in the fourth quarter, Rose looked at me and said, I'm cheering for the Flying Irish.
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I said, what? She said, yeah, the Flying Irish. And I said, Rose, uh... The Fighting Irish? She goes, oh, well, they go like this, so I thought they were the Flying Irish. And she had been cheering for the Flying Irish the whole day. She had already driven over the median. It's been a day, so we need to go. See you in Atlanta. And congrats, Jess.
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I don't think this is unique to Miami. I really just think this is like a it's a zoning thing, like more residential looking buildings are zoned for commercial use. And then like a doctor moves into it.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Well, I mean, you grew up in New York. Yes. This maybe is... also an exception because it's an older city but like there's a lot of offices and doctor's offices and stuff in new york that were clearly in old buildings that people lived in like an apartment building but they're all buildings that's a difference like it's like it has to be multi-story is that yeah
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I would describe it as guy in a button-down with a sweater on.
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I don't think you want to talk about the game anymore.
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Yeah, I moved on to the All-22.
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It's Coach's birthday, actually. No way! Happy birthday, Marcus Freeman. The stroke of midnight last night as he was throwing oranges on the field. He turned 39.
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I agree, but you told me to stop, so I'll stop.
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That was 15 miles away last night.
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That was the college football semifinal that my alma mater played in.
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That's fine. That's correct. Hey, better than losing the Pop-Dart Bowl. That's right. I'm psyched. Whoa, why didn't I catch a straight?
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By the way, we're going to kick your ass week one. Kick your ass. I feel so great about it. I don't care. I'm happy.
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It's definitely a top five in-person, maybe top three in-person game. But yeah, unfortunately, I wasn't able to stay for the Sugar Bowl. I wish I could have, but we just couldn't change our flights. It was a whole mess.
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But the Indiana game in the first round, which, again, going back to something we talked about on Monday, it's a bummer that the narrative around that game was like, oh, man, Indiana sucks. They're so stupid and bad. That game was awesome, too. That was a great game. So I'd say maybe those are one and two. And there's a number of Notre Dame games I've been to in the regular season that come close.
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But, yeah, last night was awesome.
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Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, I think it already is. Like, I think winning the Sugar Bowl, beating the SEC champion in the Sugar Bowl was the best postseason.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
No, the Steelers have won two Super Bowls in my lifetime. Those were pretty great. Yeah, and the Cubs winning the World Series was, like, one of the best nights of my life. I feel very lucky as a sports fan, even though Chicago sports in general are a dumpster fire. Thank God my mom's from Pittsburgh. Yeah. Yeah, in terms of Notre Dame seasons, which is why I want to give credit to Marcus Freeman.
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Honestly, I don't think you can say enough about what he's done for this team. I've watched Notre Dame teams like this that have had great players and been great not be able to pull it out in those spots. And that's why I was trying to make the comparison between James Franklin and Brian Kelly. I think they have a lot of similarities. I think they both should get credit for being great coaches.
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But until they win that big game, that is always going to be the knock against them. And I think where the difference is for Marcus Freeman is that I don't think Notre Dame was playing the best game of their season last night. They certainly didn't look like the same team that I watched last week and the week before.
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in the playoffs, but he coaches this team to the next level and every single player is bought into him and to the program. And I think he should be the topic of conversation today. It shouldn't just be about James Franklin blowing another game against a top five team.
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It should be about the fact that Marcus Freeman has already accomplished more in three seasons at Notre Dame than Brian Kelly or any of the coaches in the last three decades were able to do in multiple seasons. So I have to just say happy birthday to Marcus Freeman, man. I hope he enjoys it.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Well, no, that would have been weird. I don't get that.
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What do you think about it? Do you approve or disapprove? It's fine. I'll take fine. I'll take it.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
It's like a B-. Don't settle for that.
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Two more players come in and try to tackle him low.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
I'll also say one thing about Jeremiah Love is that after the first contact, not number six, right there, the ability to make the hurdle, even though that was a small hurdle, make that hurdle and maintain his balance is something he's done this entire season. He's done it in almost every game.
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He's able to get in the air, come down on an injured knee, one healthy knee and one injured knee, maintain his balance and still have the force to keep moving forward. That is a player who's done that. This entire football season, he scored a touchdown in every single game except for the Sugar Bowl, where he was definitely feeling that injury. And he's an incredible player.
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He'll be back next season. He's only a sophomore. He's just so talented. And one of the many reasons why Notre Dame is in the position they are to play for a national championship. Jeremiah Love should get so much credit for that touchdown run. He should.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
so gutsy and like that's just how the team played this entire game this Notre Dame team I think Marcus Freeman deserves all the credit today because like you said Mike it was 10-3 going into the half it felt like it could have been 30-0 the way that Penn State was playing and And Notre Dame didn't tuck their tail between their legs and say, oh, man, we're hurt. We're gassed.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
We had to play seven days ago. We're going to give in. We're going to give up. We just don't have the juice tonight. They fought through a really substantially just bad game. bad football game and were able to stay in it and match Penn State touchdown to touchdown until the end of the game. That's coaching.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
There was a lot of coordinator battling going on last night between Al Golden and Kotelnicki, the Penn State play caller who's had a really good season, I think, with Penn State's offense. I think Tyler Warren is as advertised. He's a spectacular player and completely... opens up that offense. But, I mean, Notre Dame didn't give up. And it sounds corny and cliche to say it.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
I've watched Brian Kelly lose some of these games before. And I think when it comes to Brian Kelly, I think the James Franklin. Brian Kelly conversation is a similar one where they're both great football coaches. I don't think anyone can say with a straight face that they're not. And James Franklin's put a tremendous amount of top talent in the NFL. He's won so many games.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
You can't just write off winning 10, 11 win seasons like you can't write that off. He's a great, great football coach. It sucks that they are once again on the wrong side of a close game against a top five team.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
No, he obviously is.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
He's a great football coach. You can't say he's not a great football coach.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Probably the Toledo Bowl game a week ago. I was on a football high. I was on a football high after that. Come on. Narduzzi, learn the overtime rules, buddy. No, I mean, look, I know it sounds corny. I don't give a shit. I've watched this football team my entire life, Dan. This is the best coach Notre Dame football team I've seen in my life. Marcus Freeman deserves all the credit.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
For everything he's done for this team, I think the coordinators, Denbrock and Golden, deserve credit. Biagi, the special teams coordinator, deserves a ton of credit.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
That's literally what it is.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
No, I was at the Orange Bowl.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Hey Dad, welcome to Off Rose and I am Rose, if you didn't know, at the Tazón de la Naranja, the Orange Bowl, where Penn State and the Irish are playing.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Gets pepper sprayed one time, thinks she's the center of the universe. Did you grow that beard yourself? Is that natural? No. No? Good. Well, you would have had some serious hormone problems. Okay, do you guys think it's kind of messed up that Notre Dame's not in the conference?
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Yeah, there's just that one that stands out. Do you think you should be allowed to compete for the national championship game if you've lost to Northern Illinois?
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
That's what I know. I was asking. Do you think they should be allowed to compete since they lost to Northern Illinois?
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
That's what I'm asking. You're not listening. That's why playoffs are at the end of the season and not at the beginning. Do they get to be like, hey, we're national champions if Notre Dame wins the national championship? They can say we're cousins with a national champion.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Well, they will. The way the bracket is set up.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
It's okay. I'm bad at this. What's the name of your quarterback?
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Oh, he runs? Half of your group is mute. You guys are just standing there. I love it. This is good. Do you rather play if you win Ohio State or Texas?
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Okay, that's not the, once again, you guys are asking, you're answering questions I'm not asking. Okay, raise your hand for Texas. And raise your hand for Ohio State. Hell yeah. He speaks.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Are you here to see Oregon or Georgia?
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Wait, are they going to stop playing? No. Where's Oregon? How hot is Marcus Freeman?
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Oh, extremely. I'm a man, but I'm a man's man. He's a good-looking dude. Great body.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
But, like, how hot is he, like a hottie? He's a good-looking dude.
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Okay, what about James Franklin? Is he a hottie or no?
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The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Have you ever heard the term, like, he aged like fine wine? Yeah. He's aging more like boxed wine. ND! We are... Penn State!
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
I was in that suite like that for the Miami Open final.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
I did see a lot of Penn State. The Penn State fans were super locked in, really loud, really fun. They were so excited. I have nothing bad to say about them. But after the game, to your point, when you're in the bad place, I saw so many Penn State fans arguing with each other walking out of the stadium. And I was like, man, I've been there.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Yeah, I think it was probably like 60-40 Penn State-Notre Dame.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
It was a lot of Penn State fans.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
I have a question. But you grew up in Johnstown, so you don't have any Penn State or Pitt. You're not on either side of the Penn State-Pitt thing because you're kind of closer to Pittsburgh, right?
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
I'm just surprised, because Western PA is very... And Central PA. If you're Pitt, you hate Penn State. If you're Penn State, you hate Pitt. And I feel like there's not a lot of people stuck in that.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Can I tell you about the food in the non-sweet? Because Lehman and I got a tray of nachos around the third quarter, and he bit into the queso, and there was a little shard of plastic in it. that he almost broke his tooth on. And then the next drive was the Angele field goal drive, and then Notre Dame scored a touchdown right after. Notre Dame dominated the middle of the season, by the way.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
But we saved the little piece of plastic because everything changed.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Well, I think people were already saying that about James Franklin even after the SMU and Boise games, regardless of last night. I think the path that Penn State got, they earned through the regular season. They made it to the Big Ten Championship. They lost to Oregon, obviously. But we're not going to do the whole, did they belong to be their thing?
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
I don't think that's true because they would have had two losses.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Yeah, I think that that's probably maybe true. I don't know. Losing the conference championship game, I think, would have kept them out of the top four because they would have had a loss to Ohio State and to Oregon. I don't think they would have made a final four.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
whatever besides the point like the difference Dan is that like now in the last three weeks Marcus Freeman is a third year head coach he has won two top five games in eight days and James Franklin has won one in the last 10 years so 11 yeah one in 15 in the last 11 seasons
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Not the second one. First one was the hold, I think, on Christian Gray in the first half. Yeah, fine. The second one, the pass interference that they called on Watts was supposed to be on Adon Shuler. That was the classic underthrown DPI bailout play where everyone's saying, oh, you have to turn around and look at the ball. No, you don't. That's not the rule.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Everyone that says that doesn't understand pass interference. And they got completely bailed out by a terribly thrown football into triple coverage in the end zone.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Were there any Orange Bowl committee members in your suite with the orange jackets?
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
While we're talking about the Orange Bowl committee members, were you there pregame when Brady Quinn was giving a plaque to Urban Meyer and they announced Urban Meyer on the speaker and he was on the Jumbotron? The entire stadium was booing and they were trying to use Brady Quinn as a meat shield so people like the Notre Dame fans wouldn't boo.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
But that was the loudest the stadium was the entire game. Everyone came together and booed Urban Meyer on the field during pregame. It was crazy.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
I was going to ask you about that play because it was like, man, what a terrible drop. He's wide open. But I haven't gone back and watched the tape yet, obviously, because I got home at like 2 a.m. last night.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Not yet. Literally, the minute I get home, I mean. I will be watching the L20. I'm so excited. And then I will watch the game broadcast, and then I will take a 13-hour nap. But I thought also it looked like it was thrown low and behind. So was that also what you saw?
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Yes, I would say that's accurate. It was a absolutely batshit college football game. I'm curious what it was like watching it on TV. Did it feel as insane and just weird as it did in person?
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Wait, so what's going on with Jimmy Butler this week? Ha ha ha!
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Yeah, tremendous drama. I was crying, screaming, throwing up. It was just the most, I disassociated for the entire halftime show. I don't even know who that guy was, but he was singing a country song.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
I don't know how to answer that, though.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
How am I supposed to answer that? I mean, like, do people come up to me at tailgates and, like, take pictures with me?
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
If I say yes, I sound like a tool. And if I say no, I'm lying.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Field goal drive of the year. It was...
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
He was like, you should get aggressive in this spot. He's not going to throw an interception. And like two plays later, he threw a bone-crushing interception to Christian Gray, which set up Notre Dame to kick the game-winning field goal. Yeah, I mean... What a freaking game. It was awesome. It was so loud on that Penn State side, too.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
And like it seemed like it was actually really bugging Notre Dame and Riley Leonard when the offense was on that side of the field. And I mean, for these ballgames to feel like a college football game, like that's a tough thing to do in an NFL stadium. And that felt like a real college football game. And it was just an incredible atmosphere and so much fun.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Yeah, I felt terrible. I and like Dan alluded to it in the shadow show, but I was in like the Notre Dame parent section. And during the game, I was next to Xavier Watts's family. And like we were we were right against a railing. And like I had my head like over the railing, my head down. Thanks, I guess. The tickets were nice. We weren't in a suite or anything.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Yeah, Ryan Clark was a few seats away from us, too.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
double you got double i was like hey i work for the levitar show i'm a huge fan but also i'm a steelers fan and like you're my hero and then like an hour later we were adapting each other up after the christian grain reception but anyways i mean to your point like i was like head bent over like i can't believe this like they're this team looks so gassed they haven't played like this all season long like just bad in the trenches in a way that i haven't seen and like mike mentioned like losing two linemen in the first half is brutal
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
The defensive line is completely decimated. There's three starters out just on the line. And Howard Cross is playing with one leg. Jeremiah Love's playing with one leg. It still scores that touchdown somehow. That's an iconic moment.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Yeah, the second half, I'm bent over in pain. I can't watch. I can't look at the field. And the players' families, literally, one of the players' moms is rubbing my back. She's like, it's going to be okay. We got this. We're going to win. It's okay. We got this. And I was like, I can't even watch.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
I had so much fun. First of all, tailgate lots didn't open until 2.30. Orange Bowl, figure it out. That's bad. From 2.30 until kickoff at like 7.30, I had the time of my life. And then from 7.30 until like 11.30, I was in a bad, dark place. Do not read my text message thread with Mike Golick Jr. I'm going to burn that. No one should ever see the things that...
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
things that I said um no I mean I think that like in a lot of ways this season was a success for Notre Dame no matter whether or not they had won last night they beat Georgia last week in the Sugar Bowl they broke the New Year's Six Sugar Bowl game or the New Year's Six Bowl game losing streak they had a 13 win season like it's a they beat Indiana in the first round like it's a really good season for Notre Dame but obviously you want to win a championship and you want to win
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
the game that's in front of you. And it was excruciating watching that team with all the injuries like they have, especially in the trenches where they've been so solid this season and on defense where their defense has been pushing around other teams all season. It just was a hard game to watch because I know that this team is
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
better than that and I think a ton of credit has to be given to Penn State because they look like the more organized team for a lot of that game they were able to put pressure on Notre Dame and they were able to really maintain that level of dominance in the lines that Notre Dame did to Georgia seven days ago so yeah it was it was painful to watch because I know this team is honestly like they're better than that and I'm I'm super happy they won totally like a toss-up outcome given where the game was at in the fourth quarter but um regardless I was like trying to
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
try to maintain some perspective on the season while watching my soul get crushed and then like by the grace of god and marcus freeman they somehow came back and won that game and put together two really competent quarters even though riley leonard threw like a awful interception and you know was out for a series in the first half like it was
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Brutal to watch, but the release of tension after the game, going into the tailgate lot for like an hour afterwards and seeing all my friends there and family members and friends, parents, like seeing Mitch Jeter's dad walked by and I gave him a, yeah, Jeets. It was awesome and like made up for all of the stress of the previous four hours.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
Bill Belichick.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
Well, Kim did. Apparently, she got some sort of law degree there, right? A business school degree, right, Pablo?
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
One of the great memes of all time. Her posing in front of it. Use it anytime I don't buy something.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
I'm glad you brought up Dan because we wanted to play a clip of Dan Patrick talking about Dan from their one on one conversation earlier this week in New Orleans.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
I would like to add, they're not allowed to make those jokes, okay? Only we can make those jokes.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
This blows my mind that you guys thought he was like from the Italian Renaissance or something.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
The AB. But like you've seen what his art looks like.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
I actually don't know Sally Jesse Raphael. What show did she host?
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
What? Yes. Were you the father? Ryan Nanny took us to a taping of the Maury Povich show.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
Yes, because they film in Stamford, Connecticut. It was like a SB Nation field trip. He took the whole video team there. It was one of our coworkers loved Maury. And so he just took us all. We sat there. They take three episodes and we took a bus back to our. Did you get a paternity episode? It was a paternity episode. I think it was a polygraph episode.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
No, didn't get a phobia episode. But I grew up watching Maury because it was always on in the middle of the day. When you get home from school. Yeah, it was always on. My babysitter loved Maury, so I just watched it every single day.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
I was. The camera cut to me like I was in the front row. I didn't mean like I was a participant.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
I mean, he's made a lot of money capitalizing off of just sprinkling salt on things. I can't put salt on anything now without doing this.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
I don't think you automatically get genius status just because you made a lot of money doing, like, one thing. You have to do two things. You could be really good at it, but there's also, like, ways to make a lot of money doing one thing that, you know, are sprinkling salt.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
Also, I have, more importantly, two things that existed at the same time. Grover Cleveland and butt plugs.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
Og is like, you know what I think would kind of feel good?
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
She doesn't chew wires, but thank you for looking out for her.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
But she doesn't. She never has.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
Are you guys excited for the halftime show?
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
No, we're teammates. Oh, okay. We're running a weave.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
Okay, so Kendrick Lamar's doing the halftime show, and I walked in this morning, and I was like, oh, well, what if this whole thing with Drake was kayfabe, and Drake came out, and they did Poetic Justice together, and it was like this whole big fake beef so that they could have this crazy Super Bowl halftime show, and everyone was like, oh, that would be so funny.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
And then Carl was like, he can't play Not Like Us because he'll get sued because of this defamation lawsuit. The damages will be even higher if he plays it during the Super Bowl. So his take was he can't play that song.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
He doesn't trust him on baking, cooking.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
I was just making up random things, but yeah, directions.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
I think the theory, though, is that the Super Bowl is more watched than any of those things. And so the damages, if he is found guilty, would then increase.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
We want everyone to sing about the... No, I know, but... No, I'm agreeing with you, Chris.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
That's what all lawyers say about everything. So let's start with that. Lawyers are always going to be like, don't do something.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
He won record of the year. I hear you, Izzy, but I think it's only one of probably 10 songs he's going to play parts of during it. But everyone's going to be mad if he doesn't play it. Everyone.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
Isn't that the instrumental?
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
So the poetic justice collaboration on stage probably not happening because that was my favorite conspiracy theory that I thought of this morning.
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The Big Suey: Should Kendrick Play 'Not Like Us'?
This is what Friday shows are for. We get to call back from earlier in the week.
The Oprah Podcast
Amy Griffin: “The Tell” | Oprah’s Book Club
Hi, Amy. I want to thank you so much for telling your story. You are so brave for so many reasons, but to not only tell your story, but to write a book about it and share it with the world is truly courageous. It's inspirational and gives a voice to so many survivors. I myself am a survivor of sexual assault. I am a clinical social worker, so I work with many survivors.
The Oprah Podcast
Amy Griffin: “The Tell” | Oprah’s Book Club
And I also have so many close friends because of how pervasive this issue is. And oftentimes, more often than not, survivors are shamed or discouraged from coming forward and telling their story. And in the book, you mentioned how fortunate you were to have such a strong support system and to have the means to access the resources that you needed in this process on this healing journey.
The Oprah Podcast
Amy Griffin: “The Tell” | Oprah’s Book Club
And so my question to you is for survivors who don't have strong support systems and don't have the means to access these resources, what advice would you give to them on where to begin and how to really embark on this journey?
The Ramsey Show
Big Life Changes Demand Bold Money Decisions
So I'm just wondering how to go about applying to Baby Steps, where my largest debt is to my grandmother, who has helped us.
The Ramsey Show
Big Life Changes Demand Bold Money Decisions
Yeah, and that is from a credit card that she co-signed with my fiance so he could start his own business.
The Ramsey Show
Big Life Changes Demand Bold Money Decisions
In total, we are $10,344 in debt. Okay. That's including our property taxes, our utilities, and our $2,200 in other credit card debt.
The Ramsey Show
Big Life Changes Demand Bold Money Decisions
Yes. So the thing is, my grandmother is pretty persistent in reminding us about the credit card debt. So we kind of, for example, his last check was $4,500. We gave her $2,000 to try to bring that debt down.
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Big Life Changes Demand Bold Money Decisions
So he's been doing this business on his own for six months now. In the six months, he's made about $60,000. Okay. And how much do you make? I don't work at the moment. We're going through a new life transition. We're newly sober, and I'm trying to get our house back into a livable condition, basically. We've only been sober for 40 days, but Um, you know, we just kind of, our whole life was chaos.
The Ramsey Show
Big Life Changes Demand Bold Money Decisions
And so since getting it over, we're trying to figure out how to be like functioning adults, you know, priorities and learning how to be, you know, normal, I guess.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
How do I insulate and separate myself from my husband who has a massive spending addiction?
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
Yeah, it's super easy. He spends and spends and spends. He has had to empty his 401k three times to pay off debt that he has accrued. He takes out consolidation loans without my consent. He bought a car without my consent. The payment for that is almost $1,000 a month. Oh, my goodness. And it just goes and goes and goes.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
So I've been going. And then I started doing the snowball method. So I have been spending the last five years doing anything that's associated with me. And I have like simultaneously been paying off and saving. And I've paid off so far $31,751.84. I have $19,391.17 in cash saved. Do you have separate accounts? Yes. Yes.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
$9,608.14 in investment saved, and I have $6,005.43 left in debt, like on credit cards.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
But my fear is always the stuff that he's buying, like cars and all this stuff, because they were obtained during marriage. Am I going to get stuck with these?
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
You've already separated finances. This is heading clearly towards divorce because I can't. Does he know this? I've already explained this to him.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
Yes. He thinks that because he is the breadwinner and he makes all the money and because I'm on disability that he should be able to spend whatever he wants whenever he wants.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
And that's what I mean. I've gone through therapy. Like, I've been doing therapy. So, like...
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
that's not this is not like i need to go to therapy i need to like oh no i'm sorry you're right i think yeah but i was when i asked that question i was talking about you two as a couple to see if we've actually fought for this yeah and you can't do it for him i know you can't do it for him right and it's to the you know that whole you can lead a horse to water can't make him drink that
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Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
So I just been trying to figure out like, how do I separate and insulate myself from that? And then with what I have saved and what I have like investment wise, like in theory, I know that a judge or whatever would maybe do some type of spousal support, but I know that's not guaranteed and it's not for forever. But I have an income of $1,054 a month from disability.
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Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
I think I can make like $600 a month or something.
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Don’t Become a Victim of Your Circumstances
Yeah. Okay. Like I've had five separate spine surgeries, like just that part of me. I'm so sorry. Like I'm a mess. So sorry, Jessica. And I've accepted that, so.
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Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
Um, typically I go straight plummeting down. Um, luckily I got a new psychiatrist and I'm on a new medication, um, over the last two to four weeks I've been taking it. I want to say, um, and it's, it's, yeah, I, I feel pretty, I'll be honest. I feel like normal, if you will, mellow, uh, media, whatever you want to call it.
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Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
But to me, this is my own... guess here, but because I was manic for so long, normal feels dull and low. That's right.
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Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
Yeah. I mean, I've dealt with a lot. And, you know, like, I'm never a Division I athlete. I... I hit all the milestones I was supposed to do, and now I just feel stuck and like a failure. And I'm not good at reaching out for help. I don't want help. I keep telling myself, you know, I can... I can truck along and figure this out on my own, and I'm realizing that... You can't.
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Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
Yes. The other issue is that $5,500 of it is what I'm calling a personal loan, but is to someone that... I gathered a bit of a gambling problem over this last episode. Okay. And I lost $8,000 to someone who was supplying that money for me to gamble with.
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Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
No, I blew through the savings I had on top of the $18,000 I have left.
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Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
Not too bad. I've got bipolar 1. I was diagnosed when I was 19, so I'm 24 now. And, you know, I've been on my meds, been in therapy for five years the whole time, and then just kind of crashed this last couple months. I went into a full-blown manic episode for about eight weeks. racked up $20,000 in debt and blew through my savings. That was almost $20,000.
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Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
And I'm financially not in the best situation right now. I make $104,000 right now. I quit my job when the manic episode happened and luckily caught a new one that I started in October. So I'm just a little lost and
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Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money
So I'm calling because I have a whole life insurance policy that I've been holding on to since 2012. And now I'm thinking, hearing Dave, and you guys, and hearing that the whole is garbage and that I should switch the terms. But I'm not sure about the tax implications and stuff like that. I just don't really know what to do with the life insurance policy from here on out.
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Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money
I'm going to be 39. I'm 39 now. I'm going to be 40 next year. So I'm kind of like, hold on to it. I have two little ones. My husband's the primary beneficiary, but my oldest daughter is the contingent. And I'm like, do I hold on to this? I already called the company and asked them if I should, you know, if I could switch it from hold a term.
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Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money
And of course they said, no, you could cash it out and then get a term insurance policy with us. And I'm like, I don't know what the tax implications are or anything, or if it'd be worth it to do that, or if I should just hold on to, because it looks like it is, it's gotten... like $1,500 in the last year.
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Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money
So, I would pay the taxes on it. Yeah, it's only $55 a month, so I've been ignoring it for all this time.
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Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money
I'm listening to you guys. I'm like, all right, I need to do something about this.
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Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money
Yeah, I'm a state worker. I make around 15 a year, so I wasn't really missing it, you know?
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Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money
Okay, yeah, so what I would do... I don't want to be robbed slowly by the insurance company either.
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Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money
All right. And then, okay, so you said 10 to 12 months for my life insurance policy.
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Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money
Gotcha. Okay. Awesome. Yeah. I just want to say also, God bless you guys, and thank you for the work that you do.
This American Life
823: The Question Trap
Yeah. Yeah, I was engaged before I married my husband now. And the ghost question really should have been my get-the-fuck-out moment.
This American Life
823: The Question Trap
no and there is no information that you could give me to change my mind and i just i don't see why anyone would really think that at the time she didn't think much about the difference in their answers but then she got to know him better other things would come up and i was frustrated about the fact that like everything with you is so black and white like not everything is black and white sometimes they're gray um and then i kind of thought back to his answer to this question
This American Life
823: The Question Trap
There is no one right answer. It just matters that you and your partner have the same answer, essentially, at its core. Your minds kind of work in a similar way.
Watch What Crappens
#2714 Southern Hospitality S03E05: A Hot Dog Will Holler
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#2714 Southern Hospitality S03E05: A Hot Dog Will Holler
Some people just don't really like football, and that's fine.
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#2714 Southern Hospitality S03E05: A Hot Dog Will Holler
I don't really watch that much of the NBA. That's okay.
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#2714 Southern Hospitality S03E05: A Hot Dog Will Holler
Yeah, and like a quarter zip is like a cozy outer garment that you can wear inside.
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#2714 Southern Hospitality S03E05: A Hot Dog Will Holler
You're cozy. Quarter zip is fine. You're warm. Toasty, I would also use as another synonym.