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Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You want to make the Orange Bowl, you got to go to the playoff.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
North Carolina UConn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I'm actually crying.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Why is there a cat in this picture?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Why are you taking a picture of your toilet and your cat is looking at you like, why are you doing this?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
One was that play in Colts-Broncos because everybody is so safe with the football now that when something like that happens in professional football, you have to understand what these people are doing, right? Like they're super precise military complexes trying to march down the field carefully protecting the football. The Packers have a meeting about the football every week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Every Thursday, they get together, the Packers get together, and like, who turned the football over? It's a meeting about just the football.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
And in Baker versus the Browns, unequivocally, he won that one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Thank you for setting it up that way.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
There was a photo that was going around the internet yesterday. It was a toilet with a grid over it. And the grid was numbered 1 through 9 on the top and A through J on the left. The Y axes, I guess. And people were saying where they aim when they piss. And I saw this picture and I showed it to my boyfriend and I was like, everyone's like an E5, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Like, is there anywhere else you would aim if you were aiming into the toilet? And apparently that's not the most common answer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I just noticed there's a cat in this picture. You can go D2. I go right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Why?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You think we pee off the front of the toilet?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I think probably closer. Really? It depends if I'm sitting with my back to the back of the toilet or if I'm squatting facing the toilet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
There you go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
It's such a lane for you. Just everything in college football is awesome. Any single thing that happens, she gets deliriously happy about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
It was a play on an old classic.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
He just told a story about Baker Mayfield.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Let's take a vote. Cuban Santa was going to be wearing shorts and we'd see some balls. I was hoping.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
That's a callback.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I don't want people to think I'm talking about my coworker.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It's fine. I did it to myself. Also, Mike, I'm sorry. You made a comment about Miss Congeniality, too. So I thought you'd seen it. So then I put you on the spot and then.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Huh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
And Reinhardt with one of the best plays, like stealing the puck on one end, taking it the length of the ice, and then putting it... Did it hit off the Skinner's back?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I actually saw it as a wicked virgin. I had never seen the play at all, and I was into it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
That's what people in Boston call virgins. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Wicked. But I have one critique. I have one critique. Jeff Goldblum. You're just Jeff Goldblum, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean by that? He's playing the Wizard of Oz, and it's like, I just see Jeff Goldblum. I thought that was a bad casting. Anytime he's in a role, I just am looking at Jeff Goldblum. There are plenty of actors like this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I haven't seen the movie yet, but I did see it on Broadway, and I think that it's absolutely absurd that we're doing this when Jeremy's not here, when he dressed up as Elphaba last week. This is just like, I understand he's the annoying guy, and his character's annoying, and we all are annoyed by him, but this is just mean. Now it's just mean.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
All right, we're reaching now. This is not a Christmas. Did he just send that in?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I think it's because of the head coaching. But he is, it is a stretch. I mean.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Maybe he's trying to project what we're going to talk about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
We could admit the 201 yesterday was funny. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
This is fun. She has an accent.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Yep.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
I think we're talking about this relationship too much and not Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld relationship enough. Ever since they got engaged, life has been amazing for him. He's so tall. He's so good at football. He's engaged to one of the most beautiful women and talented women in the world. We should talk about them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
i would say that brianna chicken fry has that's her whole brand has been take a look into my life and i'm you know bringing my friend to this public media company where the entirety of the content they do is here's what's going on in my life uh and brianna chicken fry has made a point to come out and make all these statements there aren't things that are being taken from you know
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
private things in her life. She's going in front of a microphone and talking about all of this. So I think that sort of opens up the realm to be involved in this. But we're just not talking about how great of a couple Josh and Hailey are. Oh, it makes me so happy for the both of them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Sorry for bringing positivity to the show. Sorry for supporting and loving my coworkers. I guess I won't do that anymore.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Yeah, he was committed to Florida State, and I'll never forget it because when he decommitted, all these Florida State fans started burning their Deion jerseys. And there's one classic image of someone burning a framed Deion jersey. They're like, why would you not take it out of the picture frame?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Depends on the day.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Look, the way she was saying it wasn't like she just was not able to pronounce it. She kept giving him the first name Jimmy. And I was like, Rose, his name is Luigi. And then we'd say, his name is Luigi Mangione. How do you say it? And she'd say, Jimmy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
I thought the perfume cologne was odd, but then I used some context clues. I feel like a lot of these toy drives, everyone always gets the little kids stuff, but there are high school, middle school students who probably want drunk elephant Sephora stuff. So maybe bring some of that too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
I don't think they meant to put it there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Thank you, Mike. You're not dead.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I understand. Even though TJ Watt broke the record.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Was that Castano singing? Thank you. Not good enough? Not a Christmas song. Not a Christmas song. Come on. Keep going to work. I want Scott Frosty the Snowman. Someone already did it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
It's a Springsteen version. A little more Gastineau.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
He asked me for it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Francis goes nice until Thanksgiving-ish.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
He should just do a Costanza, show up at practice the next day and pretend like nothing ever happened.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
It's the worst job in football.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
You're not even betting on yourself. You're just betting that you're going to return a fund. You're betting on the fact that you're going to fumble. You're betting against yourself. Could have scored a touchdown.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
That's true. You're good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
You mean this Saturday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
I thought you meant the Notre Dame game, which is next Friday. I won tickets in the lottery. Oh, really? Yeah, don't have to go on the secondary market. Very exciting. Face value.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Well said. Yeah, I mean, I think it's going to be a great game. I'm really excited. It's like two teams that never play each other, where every single person who's a fan of either team is either a fan of the other team also or knows someone who is. Like, it's a very two kind of close-knit thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
fan communities i think so i'm excited my best friend went to indiana a lot of my friends went to indiana indiana um it's it's great i think it's going to be super cool but yeah this saturday bowl season starts there is a bowl game this saturday hawk i know you played in a couple bowl games while you were at toledo yeah big time bowl games detroit one of the motor city bowl right and then you played in the gmac bowl which is in alabama mobile alabama to be specific
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
So Toledo is actually playing in the Detroit Bowl game against Pitt this year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Yes, Pitt, yeah. I know you're from Johnstown, Johnstown Flood. We've been over David McCullough's wonderful book on the flood.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
It does need to be a movie. Who would you cast in the movie of the Johnstown Flood?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
As Andrew Carnegie?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
DiCaprio could be a good evil Andrew Carnegie.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Oh, we're going to build our fancy retreat in this place.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Exactly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Also, Altoona's been in the news a lot lately. We discussed Altoona and The Curve on the show prior to the most recent news.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
People say that about him all the time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
What is it like as a football player at Toledo to play in the postseason and play in these bowl games? Because I personally love bowl season.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Yeah, exactly. I've been slightly saddened that the sort of... seven and five team to eight and 14 bowl games have been not devalued because they're not devalued to me, but it seems like there's less enthusiasm from a lot of people now that we have the 12 team playoff. So as a player, I guess, what's your perspective on bowl season in general?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
So if your team was like five and six going into the last week of the season, would you like maybe, you know, not try that hard?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
But like season's over if you lose.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
I have family in Toledo, Ohio. I've been there a million times.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
There's a great science museum there, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Damn it. It's like, what, 15 extra practices that you get for bowl season? So would your perspective have been different if you made the Bahamas Bowl or the Hawaii Bowl?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
So the problem here is the— The destination, absolutely.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
That makes a lot of sense.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Well, I'm checking the stats on the 2005 GMAC Bowl and the 2004 Motor City Bowl. What does it say? You're not on either box score.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
In this case, you'd rather have one catch for one yard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Because you were a freshman.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
The problem, Hawk, is that your defense gave up 17 points in the first quarter to Orlovsky.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
I mean, that's a tough place to come back from.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Better second quarter for the Rockets, but when you're down 17-0. What can you actually do?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
I was in the slot?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
Why were we arguing about MAAC teams on this show a couple years ago? It might have been when Notre Dame almost lost to Toledo in 2021. I was like, hey, Toledo's got some dudes. They put dudes in the NFL.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
It was so disgusting. We all would have quit. I would have quit just to be outside of the weather.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Andrew Hawkins on De'Vandre Campbell Quitting
It was disgusting. I mean, please. You guys all would have walked. You wouldn't have stayed out there. Arthritis going. Arthritis.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
Um, typically I go straight plummeting down. Um, luckily I got a new psychiatrist and I'm on a new medication, um, over the last two to four weeks I've been taking it. I want to say, um, and it's, it's, yeah, I, I feel pretty, I'll be honest. I feel like normal, if you will, mellow, uh, media, whatever you want to call it.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
But to me, this is my own... guess here, but because I was manic for so long, normal feels dull and low. That's right.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
Yeah. I mean, I've dealt with a lot. And, you know, like, I'm never a Division I athlete. I... I hit all the milestones I was supposed to do, and now I just feel stuck and like a failure. And I'm not good at reaching out for help. I don't want help. I keep telling myself, you know, I can... I can truck along and figure this out on my own, and I'm realizing that... You can't.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
Yes. The other issue is that $5,500 of it is what I'm calling a personal loan, but is to someone that... I gathered a bit of a gambling problem over this last episode. Okay. And I lost $8,000 to someone who was supplying that money for me to gamble with.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
No, I blew through the savings I had on top of the $18,000 I have left.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
Not too bad. I've got bipolar 1. I was diagnosed when I was 19, so I'm 24 now. And, you know, I've been on my meds, been in therapy for five years the whole time, and then just kind of crashed this last couple months. I went into a full-blown manic episode for about eight weeks. racked up $20,000 in debt and blew through my savings. That was almost $20,000.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Self Deserves Better Choices Today
And I'm financially not in the best situation right now. I make $104,000 right now. I quit my job when the manic episode happened and luckily caught a new one that I started in October. So I'm just a little lost and