Lucy
Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
So they're referencing pain back there, just being pretty elusive and not wanting to say much. So we respect that and then get them back. So the physician goes in to assess, a little bit later comes out and orders some abdominal imaging. A little while later, imaging is ready and we review it to find a foreign body lodged nicely between those pelvic bones. Ah!
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, so like a little callback. This person biked in. Right, oh my God, yeah. All I can imagine hearing this is every pedal revolution, you know, just going up a little bit further each time.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
So it definitely had the structure of a bottle. The person just wasn't really saying a whole lot to everyone. So it had a bottle like shape, but I wouldn't be able to be like, oh, that's a Coke bottle or something.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
But we're a rural hospital to try and get creative with what you have. Babies do get delivered here. And there are like vacuum assisted devices for babies that It was pitched to see if maybe that could work. Ultimately didn't go with that because the physician could barely reach the object.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
He said he could barely touch it with his finger. Wow.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
This physician's probably like your stature too.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yes. So he could feel it a little bit. But obviously a vacuum can't suction to that small of a piece and that piece of plastic, whatever it might have been. It took a lot of convincing and encouraging, but he really needed to go to the city to have a procedure to get it removed. The other concern with the imaging was there's free air on the x-ray, which means something might have perforated.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
So there's more severity there that you don't want to mess around with rurally. And then also if you were just to simply like pull it out, it creates a vacuum.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Or like have another hole in it elsewhere to kind of help prevent a vacuum and have all the intestines come with it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I mean, there's a lot to think about. Yeah, a lot to think about beforehand. This poor person, they finally came around to heading to the city. So a lot of times people don't necessarily come back for discharge or anything like that. Usually when they go, that's the last time we'll see them.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah. The next day he came back into Emerge to pick up his bike seat.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I know. I feel so much for this person. It would be such a hard thing.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
The fact that he biked there in the first place. Yeah. I don't know what kind of procedure he had. It obviously wasn't an open abdominal anything because they were able to walk in the next day. Do we know what it was?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah. I don't have confirmations of anything. Just what I saw on the x-ray, which was impressive for sure.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
It definitely looked like a drink bottle. Oh, wonderful.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I think it might have come up a bit more opaque, too, with the liquid in it. But yeah, classic slip and fall. I'm sure many nurses have this story. Yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Plot twist for sure. The bike ride in couldn't have been comfortable.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
It's also a small rural town. People know everyone, right?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, I figured it might be appealing in that sense based on what I've heard in the past.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I've been listening to you guys since it started. This is crazy to see behind the scenes.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Thank you so much for this opportunity.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yes, I'm at work in a nice, fancy little telephone booth.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, right. Yeah. I'm out of the bedside now. So I'm in health care education and simulation.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
No, I definitely have a lot of stories, but this one has just always been kind of in the forefront. So I've been in the emergency room for most of my career. Always small town, always rural hospitals. So you can get creative.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Wood splitter against foot, you know, never a good thing. So I've done some travel nursing too in small urban cities to fly in fly out communities.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Fly in, fly out? More on the coast, in BC or up in the Yukon.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
And be able to make a good income and have some paid travel and accommodation and learn and Meet a lot of cool people and see the country at the same time.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
If they're with nurses or other health care providers. Sure. But not a layman. Not for civilians. So small town emerge. Someone comes into triage after biking in from a neighboring community. It's like a 15 minute drive. So it's not a short bike. comes in not really saying much, not making great eye contact, being a little elusive, just repeating that he wants to see a doctor.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
We try and obtain a little bit more pertinent information. The triage process is important and only get out of them pain back there.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, it could happen. And then also at the same time, like you're writing it down. So that's a whole other added layer that people don't love.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
You seriously thought, like, you were going to hit my confidence? Babe, you can't breadcrumb me, okay? I own the bakery. What?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
You're not. I'm not interested. I was curious about why you were being an asshole. And now I know because you like games.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
You're the pickup artist, okay? You think negging women is the way to go? You are an idiot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
And that is... Facts are facts. I am better looking than him. Okay, well... He's on the phone still.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I got your finger right here, okay? Can you guess which one?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
No, you ask me. You don't need to ask him because I reject him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Okay, so his name is Nate.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I just want to get everything out in the open because I'm confused. I am way better looking than this man, and he's not teasing me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Most of the time, yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Like we met on Hinge and he seemed normal, like a nice guy. He's sort of cute. Nothing really special.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I did. I mean, yes, I was kind of bored. So I was like, why not?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Well, he invited me to a bar for happy hour and it was kind of early for a date. It was like five.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
The conversation went well. He was more confident than I thought he would be. He was dressed very well.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I think it was like, I'm doing this guy a favor.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I'm just being honest. Okay. You guys asked me the question.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Conversation went well, and then he started asking about what type of food I like, and I was like... He's going to try to roll this into grabbing dinner with me. Oh, God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I mean, you're making it sound like it's out of the ordinary. But that's not where my head was at the time. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Excited might be a strong word. Like medium excited. All right. Okay. All right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Okay, but here's the weird thing. I tell him what kind of food I'm interested in, like Italian, Japanese, and his response, cool. Well, anyway, this has been chill, but I got to go meet up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Like, this has been chill? Why would you even ask what I like to eat? And I just said, meet up with who? And he was like, oh, just a friend. I'll catch you later, though. Oh!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Like he never should have had a chance.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Well, I texted him a little later and I said, hey, I had a really great time. It was cool meeting you. And he just hearted it. What the fuck is that? What is that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I'm too curious. Like, who did he have to meet that was more important than me at that moment?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
You guys make me sound like I'm so shallow. I'm not.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Look, I'm just trying to paint a picture for you here. I think it's very important to note that I am, in fact, hotter than him. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
He really did hold down a conversation well.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Okay. And when I say he did that, he barely did it, but he did it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Yeah. I thought I read somewhere there was a service of people that will do that. Like, they'll spread the ashes for you at a set of events. They weren't spreading that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Hold on a second. Didn't even spread them? Just went out for vacation? Like a trip?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's odd, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Jessica, we can do a think piece about...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And we were super confused.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Like, how do they know that they actually observed or witnessed the game?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
What a faux pas by Uncle Frank. You vacuum it and what do we do?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Greg, you said your teeth are permanent because of your gums, but when you die, your gums erode. So do your teeth then fall out?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Katie, enough shenanigans. Just to catch you up on what we were talking about earlier, who do you think would be the easiest tight end to kill? Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Well, both. Easiest and hardest, yeah. Easiest? I mean, Gronk. Well, naturally, we were talking about immortal tight ends because of the game that we had this past weekend. Sure. Yeah. Gronk, we were talking about it off air, outside. I think that Gronk would be the easiest to trap in a box with a stick. Yes. Yeah, you can lure him in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And then you get him, like, in a bamboo cage, and you just kind of let him, like, run around in there. And it's fun. Like, I wouldn't want to kill him, right? Yeah, I wouldn't either. But heaven forbid he gets out, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
As one does this time of year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I think he would love to be a one-trick actual pony. Yeah, he loves triple doubles. He would be a pony.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
But why against children if it's a dream? Like, why wouldn't you dream of being athletically dominant over athletes? Because I can't imagine. If you're going to dream, dream. Yeah, dream big.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
No. It's awful. All right. What if your soup tasted like Werther's? Yes. That would be good. Yeah. That would be good. Different game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Why do old people like hard candy? Like you would think with the teeth situation that we'd be looking for like softer things, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Because you won't allow it? Like if you did lose your teeth. No, I'll never lose my teeth.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Well, let's say you get in a skateboarding accident. You lose some teeth. Are you going to get dentures or you're just going sans teeth moving forward? I would probably go sans teeth. Really?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Lucy watches on planes and she doesn't want Feinbaum to see also.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
How do you get that through security? In her pocket? Did they buy the ashes a ticket? What kind of bag was it? You could just walk past security with powder in a bag?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That is odd. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
No, but he sat behind me on a flight. And I was so nervous because I knew he was going to be watching my screen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
um it's c none of the above so we went to the sec championship game at mercedes-benz last year and we were shocked by how like crappy the atmosphere was right you had the same complaints last year yes yeah atlanta is also like the where the way that stadium is kind of located and like what's around it it's just not ideal for tailgating and you combine that with the weather so we were like well this is a tough situation that we're in we'd
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
knew what we were going into. Plus, we knew it was the last off-roading of the year. So if I messed up, there wouldn't be that many consequences. So we went to the aquarium instead.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
We also went to the World of Coke as well. We went to both. The World of Coke?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I found Dan. Just a joke. I need a job, please. Don't fire me. Hi, Dan, it's Lucy, and we are at the National Championship, the last game of the season, the last off-roading of the season. Now I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news is it is like 12 degrees outside, and I'm not exaggerating. It is literally so cold. No one's tailgating. No one's doing anything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Good news is no one's tailgating. No one's doing anything. And it's the last off-roading of the season, so we're going to do whatever we want today. So I think we're going to go to the aquarium, maybe the World of Coke. We're really just going to live Atlanta up like the tourists that we are. This is what I look like after 20 weeks on the road, 20 college football games.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Any predictions for the game today? Notre Dame or Ohio State? How does it smell? Like fish. Oh, I touched it and it's so gross. No, they were fast. These guys would go for at least a mil on the portal. Do you agree with Chris Cody's take that you should switch sport allegiances? That dolphin has a very foul mouth. Jesus. They do not agree. We're at the World of Coke now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
We're going to try a bunch of soda. This is roast before the soda.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Nothing beats a Diet Coke. Too sweet for me. Bad. Too sweet. Cough medicine.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I don't love it. I don't think that's half bad. So, so far, no one from Notre Dame has wanted to talk to us. So this is how I imagine an interview with a Notre Dame fan would go. Hey, do you think Marcus Rieman is super hot? Yes, I do. He's so hot. Do you miss Brian Kelly? Not even at all. I hate that guy. He's the worst. Do you like dressing up like a leprechaun?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Yeah, it's not weird that I'm a grown adult dressing up as a leprechaun. It's really cool and awesome. Do you know Jessica Smetana? Yeah, I do. She's perfect. She's the love of my life. She's amazing. Awesome. Do you watch The Levitard Show? No. And that's it. How confident are we feeling today? A thousand percent confident. I mean, we're here to play, but it's not really competition.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I mean... What's the deal with the hat?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Does Ryan Day dye his beard? No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
But dyeing your beard's not a mistake. What do you guys miss most about Brian Kelly?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Not even how red his face got? Is losing to that team maybe a good thing?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
If there are any takeaways from this, the expanded playoff works. Still, it matters. With a loss to Michigan and Oregon, Ohio State wouldn't have made it. And now they're here and they're national champions. And they're going to go down as one of the better national champions of all time. So this ruled, I am so tired in general. I'm from a long, fun day in Atlanta. Thank you for this opportunity.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
It never feels real. I don't know what I'm going to do until August. I vote nothing. But I don't think Medler will approve that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
She would kill me. That would not go well. I can't do that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
She's also blocked me on everything. I wouldn't be able to get a hold of her. She even blocked me on Venmo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Her name in my phone is the literal worst human alive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I do sort of agree with that take a little bit. However, she blocked me the second we moved out. So I don't think she knows any of this is happening. Let her have it. We don't even know if her real name is Emily. That might be a lie. I may have given you a fake name.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
No. Oh, not a bad guess. Good guess, though. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Oh, no, I'll quit this job before I spend time with her.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I saw some really great submissions that I'd be happy to read that people submitted. I said, fine, I'll do that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Yeah, I saw that one. I thought that one seemed really fair. I saw one that said... Lucy's punishment should be she goes to a bookstore and has a lovely day. And that kind of feels like a good choice. Right. I saw one that it said Dan should pay my student loans. And I said, well, that feels like a really good challenge.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
What about I really will.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
How many movies are there?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Lucy gets a spa day? That was a really good suggestion. I don't know who sent that in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I touched a little stingray. I feel like that should count.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
There were let's just say there were a couple. I saw two people, but I'm not going to throw anybody under the bus. I will throw myself under the bus, and I believe that I accidentally cut the line.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Yeah, no, let me tell you. So I get to the airport two hours early. Talk slowly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Okay, I probably should have gotten there a little earlier. I walk in, and there's no line. It is just like... felt like thousands of people just all herded together. There was like a tiny semblance of a line. So I got in what I thought was that line. No one knows what's going on. It's almost all Notre Dame fans. So everyone's kind of in a bad mood to begin with.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
And then they're telling you like, hey, you're going to have to wait three hours for security. I'm like, fine, whatever. I know there's another flight. I'm very chill about flight stuff. It goes wrong. What are you going to do? And then they start like putting kind of trying to put lines together. It's not going well. I see two media members. They're behind me in line.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I'm like, oh, I know who they are. I turn around and I see them just go ahead and said, whoa, you can do that. I did not do that. I stayed where I was. Then all of these people came together. So many people were cutting me in line that I just cut a couple of people in line because they cut me in line. And then there was this one woman with blonde hair and red pants.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I don't know if that rings a bell for anybody. She was atrociously cutting the line. I almost said something to her. But then I realized, you know what? I don't care that much.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
There was there was no strategy other than me turning around and saying, oh, I think those people were actually ahead of me. My bad. Lucy, like it was totally accidental. It was the worst I've ever seen an airport. I felt like I was at war. So it was insane.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
It got worse after I left. So like I, it probably took me like a bit, like an hour, hour, 15 minutes to get through security. And it got more organized after I left, but it got busier to, when I was there, there were no lines outside.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
There were lines outside by the time I boarded my plane where like you were in TSA pre-check line, which was like 90 minutes long where general boarding was three hours long. And you were outside in Atlanta, which was like in the polar vortex. So it was like 15 degrees outside. I've never seen anything like it. I did make my flight. I got to my gate five minutes before boarding.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
First class was empty. Like, the plane was completely empty because so many people missed their flights. First class.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
No, but I'll give you a hint.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
But I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint. This one's not going to be shocking.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I don't blame anyone except for that one lady in red pants.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Like, just the airport was terrible. The game experience was interesting because it was so cold. It was freezing. You guys are lucky you're talking to me today. I got windburn on my face. I looked like I had terrible blush for days. It was awful. But the game was fun. They had a speaker too loud, which was kind of annoying.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
DJ was bad. I'm a firm believer that, especially in college football, you should never have a DJ. It's fine to have someone in the back putting on music. The University of Georgia had the best music I've ever seen at a football game. They were very, very good. But I don't want to be hearing from a DJ throughout the game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
And it would go from like they did a lot of like good sort of timeout hits about, you know, MLK Day. So they had like black historians come and talk about these famous black athletes who kind of paved the way at Notre Dame at Ohio State. And then it would go to the DJ and begin singing along to like Hot to Go or something. Just he wasn't just playing music. He was singing it.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
And and the speakers were so loud. It was just, it was too much. And he was trying his best, so I don't want to shit on him, but like, try less.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
um jess actually watched the first half of the game with us and she said something where it was like i feel like this is kind of an nfl energy where i felt that too and i don't know if it was just like the stadium or like sometimes i think that when they go to these neutral site games they play so much into like okay it's a neutral site game so we need a dj we need you know these like silly little games during these these media timeouts or whatever
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
where I kind of wish they had introduced more of like, okay, here's a song Ohio State likes to play, where when we went to the Big Ten Championship game, they did like a pretty decent job of, you know, each sort of break would be designated to a certain fan base, so it kind of reminded you of being in Happy Valley or being in Eugene, and I didn't really get that here.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
It ended up being a much better game than I anticipated. By halftime, I was like, oh, buddy, we're in for one. This is not going to be good, but obviously turned around, so the energy stayed up, but it was like... You risk that every single time you go to a neutral site college football game. I think the only real neutral site college football game that's awesome is Red River.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
That would have been awesome.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I feel like he's a power broker.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Not him.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
You're listening to DraftKings Network. Hey, it's Lucy. And have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S. and they will ship it free to your door anywhere in the country.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
I ordered some buffalo wings and I'm personally quite excited for them to arrive and they look very delicious. Gold Belly will ship you Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's or Pat's in Philly, the original Buffalo wings from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, and even Kansas City's most legendary barbecue.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
They have been great, man.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
And if the pizza near you sucks, they will ship you New York pizza from John's on Bleecker or Chicago deep dish from Luminati's or even New Haven or Detroit style pizza. And if you're truly gluttonous, they will ship you Guy Fieri's famous trash can nachos, which I kid you not, are the ultimate game day centerpiece.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
So if you're looking to host an epic Super Bowl party or any party for that matter, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF. That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
Hey, it's Lucy, and have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time, where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S., and they will ship it free to your door anywhere in the country. I ordered some buffalo wings, and I'm personally quite excited for them to arrive, and they look very delicious.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
Gold Belly will ship you Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's or Pat's in Philly, the original Buffalo wings from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, and even Kansas City's most legendary barbecue. And if the pizza near you sucks, they will ship you New York pizza from John's on Bleecker or Chicago deep dish from Luminati's or even New Haven or Detroit style pizza.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
And if you're truly gluttonous, they will ship you Guy Fieri's famous trash can nachos, which I kid you not, are the ultimate game day centerpiece. So if you're looking to host an epic Super Bowl party or any party for that matter, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You have to. Of course. Caleb had one yesterday. Yep. Made the most of it. 20 yards or so.
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You get a cool trophy. That trophy's awesome. I hate the Pop-Tart Bowl. Why? It's awesome. Yeah, it's like the biggest bowl outside of the ones that matter.
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All right. Needs a better name? What's better than Pop-Tart Bowl? It just needs a better one.
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You hate Camping World Stadium, right? It's an awful stadium. Yeah. Every year it feels like it's there.
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It's probably a must-win. Like, you don't want to lose the Pop-Tarts.
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No, you wouldn't. Oh, please. Mario Cristobal last year. I don't want to go to a bowl game. I'd rather opt out of it. What? What are you, Marshall?
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It's not the Tony the Tiger Bowl.
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Let's do it. Iowa State's in it, so Lucy might be rooting for Miami.
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Oh, no.
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Isn't there also a mystery Pop-Tart to be revealed? There is.
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Give me a Gator Bowl. I mean. And the Rose Bowl has a parade. It's about football and Pop-Tarts.
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Lucy. Lucy.
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please drink responsibly smirnoff number 21 vodka distilled from grain 40 alcohol by volume the smirnoff company new york new york please do not share with anyone under legal drinking age don lebertard so like there was a time that that and i'll tell you who this person is that i admired and i said that'd be a great career for me ryan seacrest
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And then to take it a step further, you know, just a couple weeks ago, James Corden was stepping down and said, you know who would be a great replacement for him? Me. I could do that. I could replace James Corden, right? I actually agree with you on that. If I don't have to move to L.A.
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and I could just do this somewhere near the Tamiami area, like they have an old, you know, theater that's kind of abandoned right now. Maybe we do something there. I mean, people like to come to Miami, right? Turn the abandoned Kmart into your late, late show studio.
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That's a good question. It seems like a package deal. They're getting towed?
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She was dressed like a showgirl, right? Not like a pageant. I think that's the mistake we made.
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All right.
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We faded her down when we listened to Jeremy all day? Why did we fade that down? What is this? This is a crime against humanity.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I still don't understand how Carvana works, because there's one of those right next to Topgolf. They make it seem like it's a car vending machine, but it's not like that.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Like, I don't swipe my card and then, like, push, like, A15 and then... It's quite the shot game. Dodge Ram comes down.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Yeah. A lot to learn. Anyways, how many toys do you think we've collected?
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Is Tony scaring people, maybe? Can he just take off the beard? Why is he wearing a costume? Because he's Cuban Santa.
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What is happening?
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Don't you miss viewing sports through that prism, though? Like, I'm envious of Lucy. Like, I wish that I could still be happy.
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We also didn't say that. Dan Campbell said that.
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I'm tired of it. Billy, why does that delight you so much? It's a big day today. Today's championship day in the NBA Cup. Christ enough. Yeah, today's a championship. Bucks against someone. Oh, LeBron didn't make it, huh? Well, he took vacation. The Bucks against somebody?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Oh, yeah, the Thunder. That's right. Big one.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
I just we don't know these people. I think this is all like really weird. They're they're very young. I don't I saw some of this on social media and I was like, that's enough social media that I put my phone down. I think it's weird to harass college athletes. I think it's weird to harass professional athletes about like their dating lives. We don't know them.
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I just it's gotten a little weird and I would like to just ignore that it's happening.
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And Brittany Mahomes is a public figure now. This is, I think, a slightly different situation.
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Doesn't get you very far around here.
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Just to put a bow on this Travis Hunter thing, Dan, if other people want to do all that stuff, they can do it. I feel like, personally, I don't need to do any of it. Not for me. Maybe for other people, not for me.
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Well, to your point, Dan, yes. I think what I've seen on the internet is sort of a lot of people assuming things about people they don't know and making really kind of weird comments about people they don't know when it does feel like it should be a week to celebrate him and what a great football player he is. Obviously, he is...
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Also someone with internet celebrity and has sort of welcomed some of this fame into his life. Like, I understand that aspect of it. But, like, I, as a football fan and someone that's not super invested in his personal life, I'm not that interested in that conversation. I'm more interested in the football part of it, which is that he was... Yeah, right. What position is he going to play?
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Who's going to draft him? What's he going to do in the NFL? Who's going to win the Heisman next year? That conversation's already started. There's a lot of other stuff to me that's more interesting.
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Before we officially conclude our Heisman conversation, Jeremy had something he wanted to add to the frame.
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Kevin Clark, Poppy. Who are the other three?
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How many Boise State games did you watch this year?
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I feel like the argument for Gabriel is that he is QB rating-wise right there with Cam Ward, threw as many touchdowns, but is just not going to give you the same type of style of play as Cam Ward. But I guess I could see why you would vote for him instead of Cam Ward when he played multiple top 25 defenses. Miami really didn't have those kinds of games this year.
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I agree that Cam Ward is a great quarterback. That's why I said Miami's going to win all their games. They didn't. They disappointed me, but I thought he single-handedly could do it. And, you know, single-handedly he almost did.
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But his Heisman odds did go down after the Georgia Tech game. That was sort of the turning point on the season.
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If he played better in that game, I think it would have given him a lot of momentum into the ACC championship weekend, which I think a lot of people, their last thing that they saw was Jenty putting up these ridiculous stats in championship weekend. Travis Hunter, his last couple games of the season, he had outstanding games.
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So yeah, I think it helps having momentum in the last half of the season. And Miami definitely didn't have that. Cam Ward, I think, was maybe a little bit of a victim of that.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I've never been to New Orleans, so I'm actually really just excited to go. I'd like to have a beignet. Maybe I'll get a beverage or two and make it appropriate since Venmo is sending me. And by the way, quick shout out to Venmo. They're my favorite social media app. That's where you learn all the good stuff that's happening.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Maybe. I don't know. I will say, Billy, get well soon. However, really good news. Rose doesn't have to do as much work now and we get to hang out.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Oh, I think so. Okay, thank you. Well, us hanging out is...
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Dan, you were with me last year at Radio Row. We were there together.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
You just said you do miss her. I'm on the phone with her for 30 seconds. You know, what am I? Hello. All right.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
We carpooled, and on the car ride over, you talked to me about had I been to Radio Row before.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Yes. So here's the thing. Here's the situation. I have had a great time on off-roading, potentially too great of a time. So I'm not permitted to make company purchases. So I was told that I would be getting an Iguanodon thing in the mail. And I did. And I went online and I looked and it was $900 for a costume. And I thought, hmm, even that's a little intense. So this is what showed up.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
is this really janky Iguanodon t-shirt that I definitely didn't make myself. I would have never done that. I would have done a much better job. Perfect. Way to go, Lucy.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Dan, I walked to get coffee this morning. Everyone was like, is that a band? What is on her shirt? Why is it not level? And why are the letters spaced out? It was incredibly embarrassing.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Dan, I feel like you don't remember last year's show, because five minutes ago you asked me if I had been to the Super Bowl. Listen here, Iowa.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I worked so hard. This is so rewarding.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I can make it work.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm judging you because you made it sound like Jeremy's at the mall going up to people and be like, oh, my name's Jeremy. You want to be my friend? That is what he's doing. I cannot judge.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Thank you, Lucy. No, because he's going up and talking to salespeople. That's completely different. I cannot judge that because when I lived in Miami and I couldn't make friends, I got so desperate at a point that I was going up to people on the street asking them to be my friend.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Honestly, good for Penn State. We saw last year that Penn State really made some... You're only going to get as far as James Franklin can take you when you're Penn State. So bringing in good coordinators has already made such a huge difference in bringing Andy Kodelnicki in last season.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
It made a huge difference with the Penn State offense, with Drew Aller returning, and Penn State has so much talent coming back to go poach the defensive coordinator for the national championship winning team, arguably the best defensive coordinator in college football behind Phil Parker.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
it was just such like a we are taking this so seriously move like this is what exactly what i think penn state needed to do now jim knowles will probably be the highest paid coordinator ever in college sports because he is just they really really wanted this move and so it seems lateral to people sometimes it even seems like okay you're taking a lesser job jim knowles is gonna make so much money and penn state has really just positioned themselves to be sort of a favorite going into next season
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I would have gone with Jim Knowles honestly would have been my answer with, I know that some Ohio state fans aren't happy with the amount of time it took for him to really get Ohio state to the level he wanted to, but he's a game changing coordinator.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Like he can really take your defense from, from something that's solid, from something that's average to a national championship winning defense where obviously Ohio state had a great offense this year. Obviously they had some of the best receivers in the country. But their defense was really what solidified them as the best team in the postseason and the best team in college football.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
So I like what Penn State did. I really, really think that the decisions that I'm seeing Penn State make, which I never would have thought I'd say this, especially about James Franklin, but good move.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't love it. I think kind of one of my more people might not agree with takes with NIL is I kind of hate that the responsibility has come on to the fans. I will never donate to Iowa's NIL. I'm just not going to do that. I think there are better things I can give my money to. And I don't like, especially when like,
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
you'll have coaches come out after a bad loss i know mark stoops did this at kentucky and be like oh well you want us to win it's your responsibility to do that and i think a service like this kind of pushes that narrative that like if i want my favorite team to win a national championship game i have to go give them money
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I kind of hate that a lot because I think that especially college football, where most of the fan bases aren't these big, you know, major cities, they're small Midwestern areas, you know, the South, like it's not super wealthy, wealthy areas to ask the fans fund these teams I really actively hate. So I don't love that. I think it's like a like a nifty idea. I would never participate in it.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And I think that it does sort of spread this kind of idea that like you have to give money to your team when a lot of fans are already giving money to their team. They're already buying merch. They're already buying season tickets. They're already going to games like you guys are bleeding us dry.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
He seems like a not nice guy, and he's always been a not nice guy. I don't care for him, and I hope he has the day he deserves.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That's how I get people when they're really mean to me. I'm not like, go F yourself. I'm like, I hope you have the day you deserve. It's a great kind insult. Yes.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I thought we had. I went through, I looked at all the responses. Half of them made me incredibly uncomfortable, and I think it's inappropriate for a lot of you to have asked me to do the things that you did, but there were some good ones. Like, Lucy goes to the bookstore, has a nice day. Okay, sure, I could do that. Lucy goes to the spa. Okay, sure, I could do that. Lucy goes to the mall.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Okay, sure, if that's what the people want me to do, then I'll do it. There was one. Dan pays off Lucy's student loans. Okay, sure, I'm fine with that. That seems like a good challenge. People are giving good ideas, and then I bring them to you all, and then you get mad at me because you don't like the ideas that have been given.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
If I go to the bookstore, then I have to walk to the bookstore, cold outside. What if they don't have the book I want? That's a problem. There's so many things that could go wrong going to the bookstore that it's honestly kind of even reckless and dangerous for you to ask me to do anything, but I'll settle for going to the bookstore.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Dan, my parents are divorced. I can't be spoiled.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
No, not how it worked.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Oh, am I still a part of this segment? We just went to Alligator. I don't know what happened there.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Look, it makes you a little cranky. I'm not much of a bowler.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I wonder why it didn't go to you. Listen, you just cut me off and I had another good point. Now I forgot it. No, just kidding. I didn't. I think bowling is really expensive in Miami. I remember Taylor was telling me that if you wanted to go bowl downtown, it was like $100. Okay.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm just confused by the idea of a bowling rave. I would like more details if anyone has them.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I've had enough of DJs lately.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm sorry. It should be.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
How does one dress up as that? Is there like a costume? Do I like... You go on Amazon right now.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I believe so.
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I was assaulted. It's fair for me to do that. I will not be silenced.
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This is the first time I've been on this show. This is how everyone's going to know me, the vomit girl.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
Trash cans are expensive. That seems kind of wasteful.
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Did they beat that trash can too?
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Oh, that one had a family.
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What is a zip technically?
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Have you seen the Chihuahua guy?
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It is pretty cool though. That dog does crazy tricks.
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He just like jumps and like climbs over the person. Like it's hard to explain, but he's doing like cool tricks. It's like acrobatics, but for a Chihuahua. But the like, the course is the person.
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Yes.
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And I know that the Mrs. Wolf, she has like an apron, I believe.
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Yeah, they always have. Clemson doesn't have like a, they have a regular tiger. They don't have like a female version of it. They have like a little one that there's, I've asked the relation and I asked the mascot directly. So he wasn't able to speak to me, but he gave me thumbs up, thumbs down. He said they're cousins. Yeah.
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I'm so happy we've talked about this. Let's talk about all the lady mascots. My favorite thing is when a school just adds lady in front of their mascots.
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Oh, my God. I'm going to throw up all over again. It's going to happen.
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It's horrible. It's so bad.
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Yeah, but I think they also have other courses too. I think he brings props.
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Daddy, they're not barbarians.
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I'm 16 years old. I'm not a child anymore.
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I did not know she was 16 years old in that movie.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Also, we're, like, ignoring the fact that, like, he can't talk to her. He doesn't even know what she's like because she trades her voice.
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Yeah, he's like, oh, I love it.
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I believe that he went to Illinois State because I have a friend who went to Illinois. This is a deep cut. I had a friend that went to Illinois State, and I'm pretty sure that they have, like, a good circus program. Like, that's something that they have. Like, I know Florida State has a good circus program, but I think that Illinois State does as well. But I'm not positive.
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That's an improvement.
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Because we're childhood friends.
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So Roger and I have obviously both spent a lot of time at sporting events, especially college football, which is such a fun atmosphere. It's very lively. The fans are super into it. I think it's one of the best atmospheres in sports. March Madness is such a great postseason event. It's the best postseason in sports.
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It is not a good event to go to as a fan. Except for the women. The women is great because you have home rounds. Going to a, like, men's tournament is not fun. It's not enjoyable. Like, it's a sport meant to be watched on your couch. So I think that, like, if I was in charge, which I'm not, haven't been asked.
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I'm not even in, like, the rumor mill for potentially being in charge.
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look no one's really in charge of that thing anyways so like I could easily do it so put Lucy in charge that's what I'm saying but my like experience for this that I really think was so fun was I got to go to the March Madness tournament when it was the COVID year and it was entirely in Indianapolis and so they only had crowds at like 20-25% which like obviously changed the vibe that sounds like it sucked
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It was so fun as a fan because the ability to have all of the games taking place within like a 45 mile radius. So when you're going to these games, like I don't mean to be rude. I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I don't think people are going to Greensboro to hang out in Greensboro. Like, I just don't think that's happening.
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And so ideally, if we could like lessen the number of stops of locations, I think it could be so cool to like consume all the college basketball that you can. Like we got to go to some like tiny venue in the Indiana State Fairgrounds and then to Lucas Oil to watch a game and then to the Fieldhouse to watch a game and then to Butler to watch a game.
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It was like one of the most fun like going to experiences in my life because you really got to consume so much college basketball in a way that like everyone was there to support their team, but I don't think anyone had ever consumed so much basketball in person despite the fact that there was, you know,
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20 percent admissions because of covid it was just such a cool system and i wish that they could find a way to translate that because the women they kind of have it down you know you have the the host sites for the first round like we were lucky enough to go to iowa last year and that was the loudest venue i've ever been to right so you have that like fan engagement where i just don't think the fan engagement works the same for march madness because like you don't
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What?
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You don't have the ability to travel to a lot of cool places a lot of the time. You're finding out late. Like, I wish it was just, like, in more condensed areas. I wish there were more games happening at different venues in the city because it was such a cool thing to experience.
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That's Hawkeye Elvis. He's a really nice guy. Him and my dad are kind of in the Elvis community together.
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So, Hawkeye Elvis is, like, a famous Iowa fan within, like, Iowa circles. And he just shows up to every game, like, dressed in these, like, super awesome Elvis, like, custom Iowa jumpsuits. And it's become, like, his persona. And he has a bunch of them.
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They're so nice.
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I assume so.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
Yeah, it wouldn't be fun if he didn't. What a life to lead. It's his whole personality.
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He's like, when he goes to an Iowa game, like, everybody wants to chat with him because, like, your dress is Elvis. Like, there are so many photos of me with him throughout my Iowa fandom because, like, you see him and my dad's like, go get a picture with Hawkeye Elvis.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I am so, let's hope my dad doesn't listen to this. He does not want his business out there, but I'm sharing it. So Iowa has this race that they do in the state every summer. My dad hasn't done it for a very long time. but it's called RAGBRAI. It stands for the Register's Annual Guide Bike Ride Across the State of Iowa. So basically a bunch of people will bike across the state of Iowa over a week.
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And it's actually like kind of a big fun drinking event. Like it's a big party. And my dad and his buddies, they used to do it every year, dress as Elvis. And they called themselves the Riding Elvi. So the first time we met Hawkeye Elvis, my dad was like, hey, Hawkeye Elvis, I'm RAGBRAI Elvis. Nice to meet you. And it was the weirdest interaction of my life.
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Yeah, it was a weird thing. And you were just like, okay, well, I'm glad you have your hobbies.
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Yeah, probably a lot of them, actually. My tongue's kind of weird. What did I find out today? I found out that there's a mascot called the Sugar Bear and that feminism has gone back like 75 years.
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That's so cool. Have you guys seen the dog that paints and, like, paints really well?
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
Still drink matcha every day, though.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I love matcha. Good luck, swimming fire has taken that away from me. You took my dignity, but not my matcha.
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Did you look it up? It's probably not safe to do on a work computer.
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I hope it does. It's just like on TikTok. I believe it will become a halftime performance. We're just in the cool dog space. But this dog can pick up a brush with its teeth and actually paint something kind of beautiful. But it also makes me think it's a little fake because aren't dogs colorblind? How can you tell what the colors of the sky are?
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I went to 19 games. I actually did the math.
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Which is nuts.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I went to 19 games. I took 42 flights there. And I got the stomach virus one time and that was bad.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
It was not good. It was not good at all.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
It was a... Is he okay?
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I've been there, brother.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
Dang, that's really cool. I got the stomach virus in a rental car, so that was horrible. It was the worst.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
No, it was the worst, one of the worst days of my life.
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We were, I don't know what it was from. We were leaving the University of South Carolina and I was driving to my dad's house in North Carolina. So it's like a three-ish hour drive. Easy for me. I drive across the country all the time casually. But we're going, and I'm not feeling the best. Not feeling the best. And as I merge onto the highway, there's nowhere for me to go.
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We're merging onto the interstate. I throw up everywhere. And then, this is so gross, and I don't know why I'm telling people this. So I use my hand because it goes everywhere. You're trying to catch it. I wasn't trying to. It was an instinct. I'm trying to see the road. And so... goes everywhere. I have to drive like this. I'm covered in vomit. I'm sobbing hysterically. Hysterically.
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I had a matcha, so it's all green and gross. It's the worst. I'm just sobbing, and I call my dad, and he's like, have you been in an accident? I'm like, worse. I threw up all over myself. This is terrible. I pull over at a gas station. I'm just crying and crying and crying.
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I'm covered in vomit, and so I have to take all my clothes off because I'm covered in vomit, but I'm covered in so much vomit that I'm basically naked in this parking lot, and you can't tell because there's so much vomit on me. It was a really bad day.
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This is the first time I've been on this show. This is how everyone's going to know me, the vomit girl.
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I don't know what they thought. Like, it was everywhere. My hair was on my face. It was all over my body. And this was a crowded, like, gas station in South Carolina for some reason. Everybody was there, and I was like, I don't care. I will say that father of the year, I got back. I'm, like, sobbing and covered in vomit. My dad was like, just go throw up. And he cleaned out all the vomit for me.
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And he didn't get the stomach virus, which that kind of pissed me off. Like, thanks for your help, but you should have gotten it. I should have been contagious.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
No, I never puked in front of you.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
It was so bad. It was like the exorcist.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
It was so bad. It was awful.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I'm so excited.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
So my brother texted me that when she wrote like this full Facebook post basically being like, Carolina fans suck. I'm so happy we beat you and I don't care because the worst fan experience I've ever had in my life was at a UNC game. And I know that everything she said is true. Everything. I'll set the scene since you asked. 16 years old, a young Lucy, full of hopes and dreams. Okay?
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That's different from me now.
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Those are gone. This guy took it from me.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
Yeah, pretty much. Oh, bad times. So, Iowa was playing UNC in the Big Ten ACC Challenge, and me and my little brother went. And Iowa beat UNC. They never should have. It was one of the worst basketball games I've ever seen in my life. Like, it was genuinely a terrible game. But I'm from North Carolina, so it was super exciting because me and my brother never get to see Iowa play.
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I believe it was the first time that UNC had lost at home as a ranked team to an unranked team. It was a crazy upset that wasn't even important. It was like a Tuesday in December. It was the Big Ten AC Challenge. Who cares? And we're sitting there, and me and my brother are celebrating. And this guy turns around. He's sitting in front of me, and he's like, you're the reason UNC lost.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
And I was like, um, no, sir, I'm sorry. Like, it was just, you know, you can't win them all, whatever. I'm 16.
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Yeah, but imagine me looking. I actually pretty much look 16 right now.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I looked 12 at the time, which is important for the story, actually. So he's like, you're the reason UNC lost. I'm like, hey, man, no, I'm not. I didn't do anything. And I was really nice. Like, I was like, hey, I'm sorry. Like, you know, these things happen. And he was like, who do you think you are coming to a basketball game cheering like that? I said,
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I feel like this is the one socially acceptable place for me to do that. And, like, I'm a kid. I'm like, and he's got to be in his 70s. Like, he's got a sweater vest on. And so I'm like, um, you know, it's, I'm sorry, sir. It's just a basketball game. Like, we never get to see our favorite team. Like, and they won. Like, it's a big deal for us. And he hits me. What? I know. I was a child.
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I was a baby. So he shoves me. He pushes me back into my seat. I'm like, what?
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
So I'm like, what? I was just hit by an old man. And his wife was like, oh, no. But these lovely Iowa fans had come and sat with us during the game. So one of them was a professor of law at Wake Forest. And she was like, hey, man, you just assaulted a 12-year-old, which, by the way, we had been talking the whole game. And I was like, oh, she's thought I was 12 years old this whole time.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I don't know like how she travels so efficiently. Does Red Panda have a private jet is the question because she'll be at the Big Ten tournament and the next day she's in Charlotte.
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Like that really hurts my feelings. And it looks like I was 12 years old and I was dressed like I was 12 years old. Like I was dressed way too intensely for a Tuesday night basketball game in Chapel Hill. So they had to go get security because, well, he hit me. So security comes and my dad's like, we need to get out of here. We have to leave. And I was like, no, we have to stay with Tiffany.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
She fought for my honor. And then he was like, no, we have to leave. And I left and I was like, I will never go to Carolina because that's the school I wanted to go to. And I hate them. So when Cooper Flagg's mom was like, yeah, these fans sucked and they were horrible, I knew she was telling the truth.
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Yeah, I bet it was that guy. I bet it was him.
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No.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
It was UNC. Like, the thing with Duke is, like, I do think that they can be a**holes, but they, like, really get into the games. They're a very passionate fan base. UNC fans show up. They don't really get into it. They're a very wine and cheese crowd.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
So for me, 16-year-old Lucy that could have passed for 12 when she showed up and she was cheering and having a good time, it was like the cardinal sin.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I was hit.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
Yeah, when they, look, when they, it like created like a life, like I hate UNC.
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It's insane. Like, it's jarring. They're giant balls.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Yeah, they cut it to 30, and it almost didn't tell the full story of how bad that game actually was. But West Virginia, watching from home like everybody else, and I actually have a first-round game I'm most excited to watch. I'm going first game of the tournament, the 8-9 matchup. It is Louisville and Creighton.
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I can't figure out the disrespect the committee gave to Louisville because in the final AP poll— I think you're pronouncing it wrong.
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Louisville. You kind of just have to— Louisville. Louisville. was an AP top 10 team the final poll before the tournament. The committee gives them an eight seed, implying that there's 28 teams better than them.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Mike Malley was showing me this conspiracy on Twitter that he thinks people got Louisville and Memphis confused and they switched their seeds because Memphis is a five and all the metrics kind of support the opposite. But this Louisville team, really fun. They brought in Pat Kelsey from the College of Charleston. They have the Sunbelt.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
I like him. He's got weird energy, and he brought in the Sunbelt Player of the Year, Terrence Edwards Jr., from that James Madison team that pulled off the 5-12 upset of Wisconsin last year. Speaking of that Wisconsin team, they also brought in Chucky Hepburn from that Wisconsin team, who was a first-team All-ACC, ACC Defensive Player of the Year.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
And Stu Gatz always tells you, when you get to March, it's all about experienced guard play. Louisville. Louisville. Nobody has more experience guard play than Louisville. But that Creighton-Louisville game, great way to kick off the tournament with two teams that have a legit case for feeling under-seeded.
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With the women's tournament, what can you tell us about the drama that they had with the unveiling of their bracket?
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Lucy, what I think happened is they looked into the shipping container. They saw Chris Cody, Mike Ryan, Billy Gill, and Jeremy Tesche looking back at them. I was like, anybody else? Can anybody else talk college basketball? Dan doesn't know that I'm doing this. And I want to start off by saying, huge win for Carolina, first off.
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Someone in my ear just said that Dan found out about this, and he wants me out of the studio immediately. So I'll leave with one final stat. In the first 13 NCAA men's basketball tournaments that have featured the first four, at least one first four team has survived until the round of 32 in all but one of those seasons.
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So if you're looking for that first four team that will most likely advance past Thursday and Friday, all bias aside, it's got to be North Carolina.
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Joe Linardi, Seth Davis, Seth Greenberg, John Fanta, John Rothstein, and every West Virginia government official, dead to me. Lucy, it's been a brutal couple of days for West Virginia.
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Who could have seen Texas, the team that was 8-13 since January 1st, losing? Who could have possibly seen that coming?
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
I actually found that stat. Oh, good. Thank God. Since 2015 in the NCAA tournament, wins above seed expectation, the ACC 21.1, the most of any conference, SEC minus 4.6. Overrated.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
Well, because he's gotten near the money. Which part of this are you guys not understanding?
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
Oh, no.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
What do you mean, what have we done? I needed his help with the money. We're arguing over t-shirts. I asked you people to handle all of this for me. We put a wolf in charge of the hen house.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
I'll never say that. And he loves it.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
I just, I can't believe that he's just waving it around. And what is the, give me. Dan, Dan, Dan, you flush it, I flaunt it. That's a difference.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
It's beautiful. It's leaving it to the cosmos to sort it out.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
Oh, boy. Well, wait a minute.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
What are your credentials?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Kirk Herbstreit has solved this problem. He came out and said, my son runs my social media accounts for me. Every tweet I've been sending, it's actually been my son, which is definitely the biggest lie of the year. What? Yeah, no way. No shot. He literally did. He was like, I'm not on social media. My son runs my, he said, well, he said a buddy. Actually, my son runs my account. No shot.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Yeah, absolutely. His son has been really active online, offering prayer support to everybody. He's been tweeting like crazy, but not Kirk Herbstreet, who does love to go on air and be like, you know, the Ohio State fan base is vile. They're so nasty online. But how would you know that? Because your son runs your account.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Well, the concealer we have does not match Greg's skin tone at all. Okay, this isn't working.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
We needed an orange concealer, a color corrector, which we do not have, and we need a foundation that matches Greg's skin tone, which we do not have. And the glue sticks we got were scented, so I think we needed a different type of glue stick, but we're working on it.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
It really depends on how much you talk about Jimmy Butler, and that's my threshold.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Wait, say that again. Someone was talking to me in a red jacket and I don't want to call their name out.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
How have Clemson fans been? Have you interacted with them at all?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Hi, everybody. It's me, Lucy. Yee-haw, hook'em. We're here at the University of Texas for the first round of the College Football Playoff, a playoff game at a home school. It's so cool. I don't know how this is going to go, but I'm grateful for the opportunity. What are the vibes? What's the energy of today?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Why do you think everyone hates Texas so much? You got better spirit, a better fan base. They hate us because they ain't us. How much joy does it give you knowing that you guys are here competing for a national championship potentially, and South Carolina is not, even though they beat Yale?
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Do you like Dabo Sweeney? Dabo who? Yeah. Dabo Sweeney? Who is that? Exactly.
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If you guys had to make a choice right now and you were the coach, would you pick Quinn or Arch? I'd pick Quinn.
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Raise your left hand for Quinn or your right hand for Arch?
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Mike Ryan on the Levitard Show says that the upside down U is one of the most offensive things a fan base can do. No. How do you feel when someone does the horn snap?
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Where did you get your shoes?
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I painted them. I painted the shoes. I did them and they look so good. That's so exciting. What's the fit check today?
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Did you guys ever get sick of Matthew McConaughey or no? Yes. Why?
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What's the worst fan base you all have dealt with? Your least favorite. Aggies. Might go A&M. Aggies, of course. I mean, you know. It's been a very popular answer today.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
What makes Miami fans so bad?
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Last question, anything you want to say to Dan and the Levitard Show crew?
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So, like, have you watched an episode in the last two years?
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I don't believe you. If you had to guess what my name is, what do you think my name is? Emily. We had such a great time. And the game ended up being, like, way more fun than we thought it would. There were a lot of points. A little too many points. Kind of alarming how many points. But nonetheless, great time. And Texas will – well, I'm not going to go to that game in Atlanta. But have fun.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
What is your fine for chatting when you were supposed to be working?
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That's pestering. I didn't say anyone's name. He just yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
I think it's so situationally like... It really depends, especially in the college game where you look at a player like Kyle McCord who didn't have a bad year at Ohio State by any means, but just wasn't the right fit there. You could say that, okay, they weren't able to predict what he would be correctly. He goes to Syracuse, has a phenomenal year, receives Heisman votes.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
He has such a great season. So even though there are people getting it wrong, it really does matter so much the situation where like... You can get it wrong for your situation, but someone else can get it right. That's just kind of the joy of football. Are you going to have a good quarterback? Is it going to work out? It's so insane if we think about it.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
One of my favorite fan events to go to is the NFL Draft because you have to be kind of nuts to go stand outside in Detroit in April at night to just hear a name be called because you genuinely don't know how it's going to play out. It's sort of why we like football, I guess. And the punts. I like it.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
I saw someone describe it as like Cam Ward is probably 5% too confident in Cam Ward, and if he just knocked it down 5% it would be perfect. But he played very different than anyone else this season, where you're out watching Miami football and you're knowing that he will win whatever game he steps out and plays for them.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
And I will say this year is a little different because it's not a particularly kind of stacked
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quarterback class which is something we sort of knew coming into this season Quinn Ewers was hurt this season a little bit disappointing Carson Beck had a down year like there wasn't as much competition to sort of compare him with but he had like an insanely good season and he played with a confidence we haven't really seen in a college quarterback since I don't know maybe Joe Burrow and just the swag that he had
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
No, not one. I'm an Iowa football fan. I'm not used to watching the quarterbacks ever. I think something that I, as a sports fan, always kind of sit and just think about is that there are 32 starting quarterbacks in the NFL, and this is such a tough job and such a difficult position that there are not 32 people in the world who are excellent at something.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
crazy and then you go look at the at the college ranks where overall like college quarterbacks aren't that good like this is the highest level that a lot of these players are going to like play at it's just sort of one of those things which is kind of why i like college football is because i'm like this is yucky and it's gross and it's funny but like when it comes to quarterback evaluation i don't think anybody except for maybe the packers are good at that
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
I'm going to say something. I'm going to be vulnerable for a second. I believed that Cade McNamara was going to be a really good quarterback for Iowa. And that was tough. That ended up being really wrong. The guy Iowa got now is going to be super good. He's going to be awesome.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
But it's one of those things where, especially when you're in the transfer portal and the market is so different than it is right now, you're convinced every single guy is going to be the savior for your program. And overall, college quarterback is just not that good.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
Mike Norvell thought DJ Uyungle was going to save his program. You didn't do that vulnerably. I already did mine. I said Cade McNamara.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
I've never said anything about him.
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He still does that weird little run. So until he stops doing that, I can't trust him.
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It's crazy. Crazy. I would say something that Chip Kelly said, I believe a few years ago, was that he kind of thinks college football is heading in the direction of where Notre Dame is. Because although Notre Dame is independent in football, they have conference allegiance in other sports. They're in the ACC for basketball and a couple other sports. I believe they're in the Big Ten for hockey.
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So like, it does sort of seem like a natural move to take football out of the conference equation. But if you look specifically at the playoff, once you advance to the next round, you bring X amount of money for your conference back to the Big Ten, back to the ACC. Well, not the ACC. They're not bringing anything back. But the SEC is bringing stuff back.
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Notre Dame gets that all for themselves, where Texas makes it to the playoff. They're in the last four standing, and they're sharing that money with Arkansas and Mississippi State. Notre Dame gets that whole thing for themselves, and it's just not fair.
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Is it hard for you to hate Notre Dame knowing how hot Marcus Freeman is? Because when Brian Kelly was there, it was so, so easy. But now that they've got a hottie, it kind of changes things a little bit. It's been tough because I'm like, you're so hot, I want to like you, but Notre Dame.
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Oh, he definitely is.
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Then you do it right now.
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I'm not.
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Shave your eyebrows right now.
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If you think everyone should do it, then you should have no problem being like, I'll just do it on my own. I'll start the trend.
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Then do it. Shave your eyebrows.
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Have you seen Voldemort? He doesn't have eyebrows.
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I have a solution here, okay? I follow a lot of, like, special effects makeup artists on TikTok, and I think that I, with a glue stick and some concealer, could make it look like you don't have eyebrows.
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Can someone get me a glue stick and concealer?
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Because they make me look good and they frame my face. Have you seen what happens when someone goes Pamela Anderson on their eyebrows? They look like a completely different person. There's a reason in every sitcom ever there's always one weird episode where someone burns their eyebrows off and they look so ridiculous. You need them to look nice.
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You just keep being like, okay, I don't need eyebrows, and then we're giving you the opportunity to say you don't need them, to shave them off, and you won't take it.
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Greg, I think you're underestimating how much of your facial expressions come from your eyebrows. Because you lose your eyebrows and then you permanently look, like, shocked the whole time. Because your eyebrows make up such a part of, like, look, your eyebrows, you're, like, burying your eyebrows right now. Like, it's making a face.
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You're just yap, yap, yapping, and you're not doing anything.
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Just yap, yap, yap, and you won't shave your eyebrows off. Be a man.
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You can't just say that like, oh, everyone looks better with eyebrows. I'm going to start the no eyebrow movement and then say, well, I'm going somewhere and I don't want to be embarrassed by how I'll look. So I'm not going to shave my eyebrows, completely proving my point that you think you need eyebrows.
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Well, then don't listen and shave your eyebrows.
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Cara Delevingne, but you guys probably don't know who she is.
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I know you know who she is, but I don't think you guys know who she is. Okay, that's not necessary. Do you know who she is?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I think I'm kind of the minority in this where I think that rocks. We have seen so many times where great college quarterbacks have gone to the NFL and been terrible. Or so many times where you've been just electric in college football and hadn't even had the chance to go to the NFL. So like Quinn Ewers is a guy that's kind of had ups and downs this season.
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We're not necessarily, I don't believe he'll be a fantastic NFL quarterback. So for him to get the chance to make as much money as he can right now, like I'm all for it. I want everyone to get paid and be happy.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, I liked this last round. I thought seeing what happened with Texas-Arizona State kind of made the expansion worth it. I still think we went a little too far overboard with 12 teams. I've been telling you guys that forever. But I also think kind of the biggest problem with the 12-team playoff, at least in the first round, was how everyone just wouldn't shut up about how much it sucked.
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And I think that if we stopped talking so much about how it sucked, I think we would have enjoyed it more. I'm looking at you, all the ESPN announcers.
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Probably Ohio State would have gotten left out. Two losses. And it's funny because Ohio State right now is kind of the team to beat. They look better than everyone else. And they feel like kind of a clear favorite right now to win the national championship. Which is like why this 12-team playoff or expanded playoff is better. Because potentially, we don't know.
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Actually, I think last year is the perfect example. Georgia probably was the best team in the country. But they lost... two games and they were not able to go play in the college football playoff after losing the SEC championship. You're going to not run into that anymore where Ohio State might be the best team in the country, but they would have been out with the Oregon loss and Michigan loss.
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So I do think that the expanded playoff has issues. I think they're fixable issues. I think seating's weird. I think the conference championship thing is weird. But for the most part, we are seeing maybe not the four best teams. I don't know if I'd put Penn State in there. But sorry, Penn State. You've been playing well. I don't know why I'm shitting on you. That was unnecessary.
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I bet you... Oh, no, Iowa got a quarterback. That's why I'm not excited for Notre Dame-Penn State. I've left that type of football in the past. Did you get new headphones? I'm not familiar with that anymore. No, I've had these for a while.
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Oh, no, I've had these for a long time. Sorry.
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Definitely Texas, Ohio State. Notre Dame-Pitts State is like a perfect sickos game, and I still am a sicko at heart. So if you like defense, yay, Orange Bowl. If you want just like crazy shit to happen, Texas-Ohio State is a little more up that alley. I will say we kind of have to look out. They might postpone that game.
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There's supposed to be really bad weather in the Dallas area, like lots of snow. People won't be able to get to the stadium. So things are kind of up in the air with that right now. But I just think that that game has the potential for a lot more explosive, fun things to happen.
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I think Notre Dame, Penn State is going to be very similar to Notre Dame, Georgia, where it took a long time for anything to happen.
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Yeah, I don't feel that. I think that, like... There are issues with the playoff format. And I know that you say, oh, okay, they had all this time to figure it out. These are people who I don't trust their judgment, period.
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So we just need the right people making the right decisions. I think we're going to see some changes definitely in seeding because, like, Oregon objectively kind of got screwed where you are the only undefeated team remaining and yet you have to play Ohio State in your first round. Like, that sucks. That doesn't really seem fair.
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Where, like, maybe if Oregon had pinned State's path, it probably would have been a little bit different. Yeah. So seeding, I think most likely we're going to see things change where it's not the four conference championships, but just the rankings as they are. Also, I kind of think conference championships are just like superfluous at this point. I don't think they really serve any purpose.
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I think you could just get rid of that. It's interesting that all four teams on a bye lost. So things are odd. It's going to take some fixing. It's going to take some reworking. But like You still have Texas, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Penn State in the playoff. Those are four very good football teams, and they're evenly matched.
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Maybe not as much than the Texas-Ohio State game with the way Ohio State's playing right now, but it will all course correct. It's just this was a first year, a trial year, and we need people who are better at making decisions making the decisions.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, Texas might have made it just because the only two losses were to the same team. My question for you, Stu, is had that targeting call gone differently in Arizona State-Texas, Arizona State then wins that game, is your position on this any different?
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Really? I do. Cam Scadivo is so fun. And that was just like, that game was kind of like, if that game had gone differently and trended sort of the way we thought after the first half, that Texas was just going to kind of run away with it, I think we would have some serious playoff discourse about, is this format right? Is this not? Even though we're having that conversation right now, but like,
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Arizona State giving us that kind of miracle performance really sort of saved the idea of automatic bids and stuff like that. Things are going to continue to change and warp with the playoff, but Arizona State, weird enough, are saviors or darlings. Who would have thought?
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They beat Alabama. What the heck?
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Okay. I would go Ohio State 1, Notre Dame 2, Texas 3, Penn State 4. Okay.
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Well, why don't you just re-rank yourself and then just count that? You can do whatever you want.
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Arizona State made the playoff. There's no rules.
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I think so. Yeah, I kind of think that's where I'm rooting. I think that's the best matchup. Notre Dame has been kind of an interesting case because they didn't really play a particularly tough schedule this season. So to see the way that they've played against both Indiana and Georgia was super, super convincing. I do know that Carson Beck didn't play for Georgia, but like,
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That ended up not being the problem. Gunner had a really good game, and it was just Notre Dame was dominant, you know, defensively. They did everything they wanted to do. Yeah, that feels like the best matchup right now, the two most talented teams.
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Although I think funniest case scenario is Ohio State-Penn State in the national championship game, and then James Franklin losing the big game to Ohio State again. That's kind of hilarious.
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Wasn't that kind of funny, though? Yes. Yeah. Isn't that worth it?
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No, we can't. We cannot. If she does listen, they can. She can't. We can't.
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I want all my friends to be happy. Same, but not them. Actually, Jessica, more than everyone else. However, I kind of hate Notre Dame getting rewarded for not joining a conference. Screw you. You think you're better than me. No, you're not. You're a Big Ten team, and you know it.
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Yeah, and it's very frustrating because they have the perfect system built. It just works out perfectly for them, and it's going to work out perfectly for them every other year, whereas us lowly schools and conferences are going to continue to have to fight and struggle, and I'm not okay with that.
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I would say Ohio State. My hot take is Ohio State fans aren't that bad. There's just one small group of them that are just so loud and so awful and so bad that the rest of them kind of get lumped in. Ohio State fans were beyond pleasant. Well, it was before the game for Michigan-Ohio State, and I've had a great experience. Texas fans, also super nice.
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So I'm going to say just the small segment of Ohio State fans, but not the entire fan base.
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Yeah, it doesn't matter. Who cares? It doesn't matter. You could win the national championship and play Michigan in an exhibition game after, and if he loses, they're going to boo him out of Columbus. No shot would he choose Michigan. He would pick Penn State every single day. He's going to try to start convincing all of us that Ohio State-Penn State is a bigger rivalry.
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No, yeah, he's a phenomenal coach. Look at the way that Ohio State has played this postseason. They're beating the shit out of everyone they play, including a very good Tennessee team, an even better Oregon team. He has put together such a dominant performance, which... Watching that Rose Bowl game, I was like, wow, this is just an ass-kicking. This is great. Okay, we're done.
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I'm just going to scroll on Twitter, whatever. And then always the thought creeps in, like, how did they lose to Michigan? How did that happen? That game gets dumber every single day. So, like, I do think he's a very good coach, but, like, you've got to figure it out against those guys.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah. What is going on? Yeah, that's – I don't love that. I don't know. I don't love that.
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Oh, that's a good question. I don't necessarily know if I really trust a lot of these guys, especially with maybe Riley Leonard. He hasn't been phenomenal. He wasn't great against Georgia, but he can run. Will Howard just wakes up and decides if he wants to be a good quarterback or not. You just can't really tell. That's why I still have a little trepidation with Ohio State.
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Maybe Quinn Ewers, definitely not Drew Aller. I don't think it's a particularly strong quarterback class for this Final Four.
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I think that the biggest issue should be moving the national championship to a Saturday. Let's quit doing this Monday. That's stupid.
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All they want to do is take our day.
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I don't care what they want. Lucy, they wanted Christmas. They took Christmas.
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Okay, well, we'll never score 52 a game.
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I think if there's one person to blame, and I hate to blame her because I think she's also perfect and never made a mistake, Kaitlyn Clark gave me a little taste of what it's like, you know, to see just someone so electric playing for your favorite team, to go to the national championship twice. I've been just feasting for, like, I need – Another one of those moments. It's like a drug.
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I'm like, we have to go back to the national championship. I don't care what sport it is because she was so electric. So now that we have a quarterback who I don't think is Caitlin Clark, but I still think he's very, very good. I'm like, I can see it. 12 team playoff. I love it. Let's expand it. Actually expand it just to the number where Iowa gets in and we lose in the first round.
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No, no, it's Chuck long. Come on.
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I think I could. Yeah, I could do it. Okay. Can I go just one to five? Because that's easier.
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Yes, you're right. Okay, so Chuck Long is one.
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No, no, no, not yet. Okay, so Chuck Long is one. Closest Heisman vote ever. Brad Banks is two. I forgot about Brad Banks. Oh, Brad Banks is electric. he was our only quarterback that was like ever really like a great dual threat guy. And Kirk Ferens came out and was like, I really didn't want him to play here, but it worked out. We were like, okay. All right. Three. We'll go.
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We'll include the new guy. We'll do Mark. Mark. Welcome. You're my top five. High expectations. Wow. Four. Maybe not the, not he's my personal favorite. Ricky Stanzi. I love him. That was my first childhood crush. Huge fan of Ricky Stanzi. And then five. We'll go. We'll go CJ Beathard. Why not?
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Yeah, well, I have high hopes for him, you know? I didn't feel this way when Cade McNamara committed. I did it.
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I think Ohio State beats Texas probably by 10 points. I think Notre Dame beats Penn State by 3 points. And that score is 3-0.
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I think Ohio State wins. If they continue to play the way they're doing, it's tough for anybody to beat them.
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If they win, Ryan Day does not get fired, but they're like, hey, buddy, hey, we see this, we're not forgetting about this.
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I'm going to say no on that. I'm going to say the crazy little segment that Kirk Herbstreit always references, they feel that way. But just like to be a Michigan fan, which I am not, but to be a Michigan fan, see Ohio State win the national championship. They're one of their best teams ever. One of the best teams in college football history.
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And to have beaten that team has probably got to feel pretty great.
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Michigan is going to be the first team to ever be national champions and then repeat as transitive national champions.
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Yeah, well, you know, it's hard for you to relate. I have a quarterback now. I've completely changed his person.
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Yeah, he's better. He's better than Aaron Rodgers. Do you know how hard it is to win a national championship at South Dakota State? Not that hard.
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Yeah, no, it's really not that hard. They didn't win this year.
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He was too focused on the future. He was just dreaming of 21-14 final scores, being like, I'm going to change this program.
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Yeah, and even if he's not good, he probably got paid a lot of money to go to Iowa.
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All I know is that I think Cade McNamara allegedly got $100K. Cade McNamara?
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Money down the drain. Oh, God, too many. He was very bad.
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Look, I think he's from Naperville. Naperville basically is a feeder system. Everyone from Naperville goes to the University of Iowa, so he'll be home. He's already ready.
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I'll see you in the playoff next year, actually.
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It was kind of boring as well. It gave me horrible flashbacks to when I went as a fan and Iowa lost by 30 points. But it's always nice to be back in L.A., so I spent the week in L.A. And yeah, the Rose Bowl, it's always like, even if the game sucks, it's such a beautiful, surreal experience. Every time I go, I'm just so grateful.
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I have something good that no one thought would happen. I didn't think would happen. The world didn't think would happen. I think the universe is pushing back on us because this happened. Are you guys ready?
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I've lived a long life without an Iowa quarterback. 25, I'm 26. 26 years. We've had some bright moments here and there. Shout out Ricky Stanzi. But we've got a quarterback. This was the top guy in the portal remaining. But still, very exciting.
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Okay, so there was the John Batiste from Wazoo. People really wanted him. They wanted Jackson Arnold from Oklahoma, and they wanted our guy Mark. But we got him.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, I'm having fun. It's pretty easy to enjoy your time when Venmo is paying for you to have so much fun. And we have had a great time. I've bought a lot of things. I've seen a lot of people. I've Walked a lot. Yeah. I've lived a lot of lives since I've been here.
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You did.
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He's the best.
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You can meet him today. Oh, great.
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Wait, so the listeners, do they know which hat is which?
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God bless football, Stu Gotts and all our listeners. Why are you being so shy? Look at you. I'm not shy. You can't see me.
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I can't read any of these.
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Oh, I know who you're talking about. The commercials?
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Does he have a name, or did you just call him Old Spice?
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I look very confident, everyone. Yes.
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Oh, yeah, it just says Old Spice. It just says Old Spice.
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Someone has a beautiful signature.
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But why is it dirty?
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No.
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No.
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Oh, I didn't know he had a name either. I thought it was just sort of... Tommy DeVito's agent?
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Both.
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That doesn't surprise me at all.
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The Pope has met him.
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I would like to hang out with him socially.
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But that's hard work.
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I'd like to go to the sock store with him.
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I don't know if I've ever forgotten to wear socks before.
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Yeah, you have to walk a lot. You have to carry bags. That's heavy.
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I don't know. Shop.
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And if you get the wrong bags, just like the placement, it's a whole nightmare. I'm so happy that you guys didn't have to deal with that.
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What did you say?
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Well, he'll never forget you now.
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Well, no, I think that he still wouldn't even be the it couple because of Josh Allen.
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They're like number three.
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Yeah, he doesn't really have a shot. And they're engaged now, and that's probably for life.
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You never know.
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I wouldn't know anything about that.
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What?
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That doesn't sound like my parents to do that.
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It's hard to be the hardest worker at this company, but I make it work. Yeah, you do.
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Yeah, he can literally have Dan's socks.
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Yeah, he can have Dan's socks.
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Well, then maybe he's, like, maybe he's more of an acquaintance.
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These are also Rose got them for me and I told her I didn't like them.
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No, no, no. Listen, I told her I didn't like them before she bought them for me.
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Well, so we decided that we were going to buy each other socks as a gift. I would like. I thought she would like, she thought I would like. I got her a great sock that joked about Jesus and drinking and she loved them. And then she looked at these, showed these to me and was like, oh my God, these. I was like, I don't like those.
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And then she immediately bought them anyways.
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Yeah.
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No, because I think she still would have bought them.
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She, New Orleans is not a good city for her, I think.
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I think that there are, This place needs more rules because Rose just lives her life. She tried to sing at a piano bar last night where there was a performer already.
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No, we were not at a karaoke place. We were at just, like, a bar, and they had a guy playing the piano who I hope isn't listening to the show because – Not the best, but he tried really hard, and the vibes were high.
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I've always said that. I've always heard that.
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He was singing. He was singing, yeah. And so Rose asked him if she could sing, and she is a good singer, annoyingly so because she doesn't stop singing because she knows she's a good singer.
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No, she's a really good singer. It just is so annoying because she knows she's a good singer, so she's always singing.
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Yeah, this person was paid, or he had his Venmo up so people could send him money, and Rose was like, can I sing with you? And she can't play the piano, so he was like, no. So I think she gave him a song request, and she sang, like, backup vocals. What was the song? I don't know, but she was just standing next to him singing, like, Every 30 seconds, some backup line.
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And then someone else was allowed to sing. And she got pretty upset because she didn't get to sing. And you had to Venmo him $20 to be able to sing. And I offered. I said, Rose, there's no better use of this Venmo money than to let you sing.
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But then she said no.
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But she's always singing.
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I am not going to miss the Wicked soundtrack over and over. And we're not listening to the Wicked soundtrack.
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No, and I think people don't understand is we're not listening to the Wicked soundtrack and she's singing along. We're listening to music I want to listen to and she is simultaneously singing a different song. She is singing music that we are not playing as we're listening to music.
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She wants to sing and she wants to listen to the Wicked soundtrack. But we have a strict no Wicked soundtrack. Because if you say, Rose, you can put on whatever music you want, she's going to put on a song from The Little Mermaid.
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She really loves it.
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OK, well, then I'm keeping the socks.
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Yeah, I got a voodoo doll today.
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That's my second. I have two. Does it have a name? Yeah. This is Bowman James III.
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He went to Cornell. Really? Yep.
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Yeah, he's a smart guy.
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Yeah, he has a bright future ahead of him.
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Who's his voodoo doll?
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
It was the first time, and I can't tell you how long, that South Carolina had trailed at halftime for multiple games within the tournament. Obviously doesn't matter, though. They're advancing to their fifth straight Final Four.
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It's one of those things where you can look at this South Carolina team the way you probably haven't been able to the last few years, and it's very obvious they have some glaring weaknesses that are very beatable. However, watching any of those games, I was hoping for an upset because it'd be fun, but the entire time I knew, South Carolina's going to win.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Don Staley, like South Carolina, they have a tendency to squeak out these close games whenever they're playing in them, which they don't, haven't been doing much over the last few years, but this is a team that got the are ass-kicked against UConn and has been pretty much unstoppable since. Got to the tournament and now has been playing with their food a little bit.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I think with Juju getting hurt, obviously that opens up some area for South Carolina. It's probably going to be a South Carolina-UConn Final Four. Obviously, UCLA has looked really good. I think they looked great against LSU, and I think the key to how good they looked against LSU was that Lauren Betts was in foul trouble and someone else stepped up, and that's what UCLA needs.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I can't tell you how many times I've turned on a UCLA game and you see the little stat in the corner that's like Lauren Betts, her stat line, rest of team, and they're always the same. So I just think that even though they've been messing around, it's South Carolina. And I'm not going to doubt South Carolina. They are a great basketball team. They're just playing kind of ugly right now.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
But who cares if you win?
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It's... I think we've gotten like decent basketball and that's all you can want out of a tournament. But obviously there's a little there's a little like bummy vibe when you're like, oh, OK, here we are. All one seeds in the final four. No mid majors in the Sweet 16 or Elite Eight for the men. And you're just like, well, this is OK.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Yeah, I just bought it.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Love the University of Iowa. Go Hawks. Great time.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't know. It's just fun. Like we haven't really had every year. There's sort of a white boy of March where it's some mid-major school that has this like insane white guy who just shoots like crazy that the whole country falls in love with. He gets a NIL deal with Buffalo Wild Wings or a similar company. Then they lose in the Sweet 16 by a lot to a much better team.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm a 496. Despite what I did in college, I think that's the most impressive.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Only twice. Only twice. No.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And you're like, man, that was awesome. That made me feel something. I sat behind Doug Eater at the Duke game, and I was like, I forgot how great this made me feel.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I just make up crazy stories.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
If they say batshit stuff, I have to say something.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
One time an Uber was like, I think you would love this girl. Her name is Candace Owens. And I had to be like, no, we're not doing this.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
No, it can't be a white boy that we already know about. It has to be an unknown white boy. A white boy that appeared out of nowhere.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Do you know his siblings' names? No. He's one of the themed families where all the siblings have a weird name that starts with K. So it's like Khan, Kane. I'm just making them up. I don't remember. Is there three of them by any chance? They're all with Ks.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I think there's five. I think they're like, we got to get these numbers up.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Everyone loves the flying knipples. And if you want to go see them play, that's a great reason for a trip that you can book with Priceline. Are you dreaming about that trip? Book it and go to your happy price with Priceline to see the flying knipples.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Thank you.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Is that okay?
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I have a brother and a sister, Jack and Kate.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And we're all four letters. My mom said our last name was so ugly.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
They're the Plumleets now.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
There was someone at the Duke-Alabama game that was screaming behind us the whole time of like, you mighty SEC, you don't know what you face. Obviously, the SEC is, they were the best team, our conference in college basketball this year, and the ACC is ass. Like, it's just objective. And they're just kind of entirely banking on Duke being a good program.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I love sort of the theory of the ACC combining with the Big East. I don't know how valid that is, but I think that's something interesting to look at.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
They need it. They're so bad.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
No, I think that's absolutely fair, and I see why the ACC is kind of trying to capitalize on that right now because the ACC has been the premier basketball conference. That is what the ACC is known as, and that has not been the case the last few years. The SEC has completely taken over. The Big 12 has taken over. The ACC just isn't competing the same.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Obviously, you can kind of play that into the fact that Roy Williams isn't there anymore, and I know Duke's been very good this year, but there was concerns about Coach K being gone.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
But when you look at the ACC right now and just where they stand, where they've just redid their entire revenue model based off of what Clemson and Florida State wanted with football, just because they're in a weird spot where no one seems to be particularly happy, it seems like a good idea to attach another way for teams to make more money for the ACC to be more competitive because right now they're just falling behind and they're grateful that Cooper Flack decided to go to Duke because that's the entire savior of their conference.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Had Cooper flagged knock on a Duke, had they not been a good team, what would have their tournament appearance been? Clemson losing to McNeese State? That was it. The ACC is not a good conference. But if the ACC decides to join the Big East, we'll have some great basketball games. And do you know where you should get tickets for those hypothetical basketball games?
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Hey, I'm sad I'm not there.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
You should get them for game time. Download the game time app and redeem code Lucy for $20 off your purchase. Terms apply.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Again.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Two for two.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Yeah, so it was kind of a choose between South Carolina or UCLA for the number one overall seed, and UCLA does have a head-to-head win over South Carolina. I personally thought South Carolina should have gotten the number one overall seed, but the way South Carolina has played in this tournament hasn't necessarily helped that case. So South Carolina beat Duke yesterday 54-50.
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The Big Suey: The Uber Ratings Reveal (feat. Lucy Rohden)
They had almost as many turnovers as baskets in this game. It was not a stereotypical South Carolina win, They had a similar style of game against Maryland the week before where they're eking out these close wins. They were down at half to Maryland. And then in the round of 32, the same thing happened with Indiana. They were down at half again.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm not like in love with Ben Affleck himself. I'm in love with watching Ben Affleck's dating life. He wakes up and he goes, hmm, what Jennifer is it gonna be today? I don't think he's ever met a woman in his life not named Jennifer. He just can't decide between the two. A few weeks ago, he said, hey, Jennifer Gardner, it's you again. I'll make it work if you want to make it work.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That's a less Southern, bless your heart.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And then she came out and she said, I don't want to make it work. That's not true. Right after two weeks ago or a few weeks ago, he was like a finally officially divorced from Jennifer Lopez. And then like a day after that, they were like, just kidding. They're trying to make it work. He's back with J-Lo. And then a few weeks prior, he was like, I'm done with J-Lo. I'm over J-Lo. That's done.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And then a few days before, he's like, I don't know. Something good could happen with J-Lo. He just can't. He can't choose a Jennifer. And I know that he's going to spend the rest of his life jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer to Jennifer. And I can't wait to watch.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm not a J-Lo guy, all right?
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Hey, let's just say something.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Okay, I'm just going to ignore that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
One thing we can agree about both Jennifer's is they're hot. Do you know what else is hot? Jimmy John's sandwich. This Lucy's segment is brought to you by Jimmy John's. They're finally here and they're hot. Try new toasted sandwiches at Jimmy John's. Order one today.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Well, I thought the Jennifer information was really good, and that actually kind of hurt my feelings a little bit, because that's something I'm very passionate about.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
You know, I'm going to say jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer is almost a sport. I would agree that that might be true. Duke Baylor, this is one of the games we went to. It was one of those things where I left being like, thank God I picked Duke to win my bracket, because it is insane how good they are.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Even with Cooper Flagg in foul trouble early in that game, it is just like there was one point where Duke had this insane lob dunk, and Jeremy Roach, former Duke player, I saw him close up just look at Baylor and go, there's really nothing we can do about this.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Baylor had given up because Duke was such a dominant team, and this was falling right on the heels of Florida-Yukon, where Florida was supposed to kind of cruise. That's also been the very popular pick to be the national champion. It is just remarkable how good Duke basketball is right now.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And they kind of feel like the clear favorite for me to win the national championship through this March Madness so far.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Yeah, the Florida UConn one? Yes. I would love to live life never having to watch Florida try to shoot free throws again. I think that would be really good for me emotionally and spiritually. It was one of those games where the first half was like, oh my God, this is what you guys must feel like when I talk about Iowa football. Nothing is happening. This is like, why are we doing this?
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
There's so much defense and there's nothing fun happening. It gave me some pause with Florida. The free-through line issues are something that it's going to haunt them if they continue to play the way they did. I don't necessarily agree with Dan Hurley's take that they were screwed. Yeah, Dan Hurley thinks they were cheating. Dan Hurley's always thinking stuff. He's a professional yapper.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
But don't worry. Now that Dan Hurley and UConn have been eliminated from the NCAA tournament, he can go on vacation. So this joke in this off-roading segment was presented by Priceline. Join me about that trip. Book it and go to your happy price with Priceline.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
No, that was so seamless and beautiful. And I tied it into the basketball. You said, no, Lucy, no more Jennifer talk. You got to talk about basketball.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I was actually very surprised by this one. We were in Lexington for day one and then Raleigh for day four. So Lexington day one, not a ton of great games there. It's been a little bit of a bummy March Madness the first two rounds in the sense of competitive matchups and upsets. But despite that, the Wofford Terrier fan base is electric. I've heard that about them.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
They were the wildest fans I've ever heard in my life. The things they were screaming at officials, I cannot repeat on this show. It would not be safe for me to say. They were so much fun that I think we have to do off-roading at Wofford in the future because I was in shock. And they were playing Tennessee. Tennessee, who notoriously has great, very passionate, very into it fans.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Wofford, a different level. A different level. And they have the guy that does underhand free throws, too.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
In the sense that, like, obviously they're a much smaller fan base. I will say maybe aggressive is the right term. Louisville fans also quite aggressive. They were an angry bunch. Respected that, though. They were like, Wofford, I won't say, is like the most amazing fan base just because we do get to go to a lot of cool games, which thank you for that.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't necessarily know if it's not a lot of fun to watch. I think that watching what UConn did to Arkansas State is fun in a sick, sadistic, twisted way. Yeah, that tends to be sort of the case with the women's tournament. I don't know if it's just like the talent gap between the best teams in women's college basketball or the fact that it's at home venues.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
But I thought it was a pretty decent start. You did get One pretty notable upset in Kansas State beating Kentucky. That ends Georgia A. Moore's college career. And she was electric this year at Kentucky and was just must-see TV when she was at Virginia Tech. And so I thought that was a pretty big upset. That game went into overtime and ended up being a pretty good one.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Kansas State, they are always a sneaky team. But I view it less of the sense where, like, the men's tournament, we're very used to the – 15 beating the two every year or something nutty or crazy happening. So you kind of have to take a different approach of like, you're watching the women's tournament to watch the best at what they do.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
We're like, you're watching the men's tournament for like slop and it upsets and craziness. And so I thought the good, I thought the first round, which is still going on today, there's still some more games happening, has been pretty good for the women so far.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
You're welcome for making you all this money.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I feel bad, too. Like, I don't want to make fun of Mark Gasnow. Like, I don't want to say he looks like an Elvis impersonator. Like, these are things you don't want to say. Right. Lucy. You feel bad.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I didn't say it.
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That's what the investigation showed.
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According to at CK Parrott, they were.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
How is it, and I'm no NFL player. I will never, I'm not going to pretend to be.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Thank you for clarifying. 15 weeks in, it feels like it. I'd never even be a punt returner. But how is it that we're still not on the same page so often? Like, it still seems to happen a lot where the Dolphins just aren't on the same page and something seems like an open interception. And they're like, well, it wasn't to his fault. It was someone wasn't where they're supposed to be.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
It's like, we're three years into this now.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I just texted my best friend Hannah and asked her who she thinks is going to win tonight. And she has never watched a hockey game this entire season. She's picking the Rangers. And she's an astrophysicist. She's real smart.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I'll text Joey. Dan, you know what I found out about Hannah today? An anagram.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Okay, I don't know. Anna too, depending on how you spell it. Even though there's two N's, it's also an anagram. Same with one N, Anna. Anagrams are fun. Race car. A Hanagram.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Thank you for mentioning Alan Lazard because I felt like you were going to do this again and play this game again where we don't mention the Listener League presented by Smirnoff. You can join every week. Join GBS Weekly Contest. DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. Presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. I had Alan Lazard yesterday, and I will admit.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
That was my garbage player that I got for like $3 so that I could get all the good players for the rest of the monies that we had there. Dan, who was your roster? We'll go over that after. I didn't do it this week.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I did do it the week before, but I never checked my record the week before. Oh, you got to. Do it for next week now so you don't forget. It's fun. Fun time had a while. Last week I was finished in 59th place. I had 185 points. This week would have gotten me in the money. But it didn't because I had the likes of Alan Lazard getting me zero points.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I had Mac Hollins getting me 1.7 because he can't just run into a straight line into the end zone when he has, you know, a head of steam ahead of him. And then I had Derrick Henry get me 6.7 points. Disgraceful. But guess what? I'm coming back next week stronger than ever. And next week, I will finish.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I'm not going to give you a place because then I don't do it and you guys are like, you're an idiot. You say every week you're going to win. So you'll finish. I will finish. All right. And that's an accomplishment. Good. Santa Claus is coming. DKNG.co. Yes, Jess. Super Bowl licks.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
We've only got like a month left before they get rid of the app. Oh.
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So I'm going to present this drama to you all, and then you will pick, based off of the information that I've shared with you, what side you were on.
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So the two parties are Breonna Chicken Fry and Grace O'Malley.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
So Brianna Chicken Fry dated Zach Bryan, who's a country singer. Do not get that confused with Luke Bryan, who's also a country singer.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
And don't get it confused with Zach Brown, who's also a country singer, who sang a song called Chicken Fried. They're separate. So Zach Bryan and Brianna Chicken Fry were dating. They just recently broke up, and it was nasty. Okay, Brianna came out and was like, he's the worst, he was horrible to me, and it sounds like he was pretty terrible.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Yes, and Josh Richards is on that podcast as well. Grace O'Malley is Brianna Chicken Bride's best friend of 15 years. And it's clear that they had some problems between Zach and Brian because Grace didn't like Zach because Zach was not a very good guy. And it's very clear that Grace called that correctly. So last week, Brianna and Grace had a podcast together.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
And Brianna posed something being like, hey, guys, Plan Brie is coming back, but it's going to come back in a different way. It's called Plan Brie? That's their podcast.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
And then Grace O'Malley came out and said, because they were on the podcast together, I didn't know that our podcast was coming back without me.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
You didn't tell me. She learned on the internet. So she went on her Instagram story and said, I was blindsided. Best friends for 15 years and you don't tell me that. Also, Brianna Chicken Fry had to sleep overnight before with all the people who worked on Plan Brie and had all of them unfollow Grace on Instagram. I know. It's crazy.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
And then, oh my goodness, Brianna goes on her podcast with Dave Portnoy and does a tell all where she just shits on her friend for like 45 minutes being like, I gave her everything. I got her this job. I, you know, had her, you know, move in with me. I've done all of these things for her and she never supports me online. And it's always everybody loves Grace and they all hate me.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
And Grace has been silent about the whole matter. Except for she said one thing, because she does stand-up now, where she was like, I feel like we're going through a divorce. A divorce of 15 years, and we're letting the kids decide who they want to live with. Because all the fans are now picking sides between the two of them, and Grace hasn't spoken publicly. But it is...
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
hot goss everybody is talking about it online we don't know are you team chicken fry or o'malley chicken fry also not her real last name just in case you don't say what's the origin of chicken it doesn't say it on her her birth certificate but i think grace's name is really great the question that they're really asking here is what do you do when your best friend doesn't like who you're dating
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Well, can I can I add to the story? Can I please can I put an extra piece of evidence here? The breakup that was in question was also made public on Instagram and Chicken Fry said that she was not expecting it and was blindsided by said breakup and then went and did the same thing to Grace.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
the very same thing and now Brianna's been on her podcast she's been crying and she's like Grace doesn't stand up for me online I know she hated Zach but like I never brought Zach around but it seems like she did bring Zach around and she even said that Zach and Grace got in a fight at her birthday party
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Team Brianna Chicken Fry or Team Grace O'Malley?
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
But they're broken up. He went on Raya the day after they broke up. And that's how everybody found out. And Raya is a celebrity dating app.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
And Morgan Wallen's the one that threw the chair.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
And Morgan Wallen threw the chair, and Zach Bryan got really mad at Rihanna Chicken Fry for singing Morgan Wallen's song in front of her.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
No, Chicken Fry was the wrong answer. He should have chosen O'Malley. I think he got the people confused.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
No, he wants fried chicken, Lucy. You misunderstood.
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But that's not her real last name.
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That's not legal.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Yeah, so she was like a TikTok influencer. So she got really, really big on TikTok. She was pretty funny, did like relatable content. Then she got hired by Barstool and she's been like kind of their shining star for the last few years. She's brought a huge audience. And so when she got to Barstool, she wanted to do her podcast with her best friend, Grace. So Grace came with her.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
But now she's like, I gave Grace everything. And she's like, not even grateful. But then she went on another podcast this week with Alex Earl and said, Zach Bryan did a few nice things for me. And then he would always throw them back in my face. Like, you don't want to be around someone like that. But she did that to Grace.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Braxton Barrett's girlfriend, Alex Earl? Yeah. What? We're all connected.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
So the problem is, is that there's someone in this room to blame. My Instagram reels aren't very good because somebody keeps sending me Christian influencer videos and it's ruined my algorithm.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Roy. Roy. Keep my name out your mouth. Stu? Jeremy?
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
You say that we're supposed to not be okay with China just taking all of our information, but if they want it, they're going to get it anyways, right? So I might as well consent and still keep TikTok. Why are we okay with America taking it? Well, that's what I'm saying. If they're going to have it, at least let me have TikTok out of this. I trust in either government.
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China, I'm Team Grace.
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I wonder who China's team is.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I did go to his funeral, though.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
He's not alive. He's not alive.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Zach Ryan went to Grace's grandma's funeral. What?
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Do you have any cool memorabilia or anything that you want out there? So David Sampson bought sunglasses owned by David Bowie, I believe. And Elton John. Do you have anything like that, or are you normal? It wasn't George Michael? Oh, yeah, George Michael.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
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I don't know. I really have no idea. I thought I had the weekend off. I thought I had the weekend off.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
That was, it's one of those games where it's like very Michigan, Ohio State in the sense like really doesn't matter how you've been playing up until that point. It's just a rivalry that means so much more, but like. Holy s***, Blake Horvath. You didn't have to do all that. You didn't have to do that to him. That might have been disrespectful. But yeah, it was a good game.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
I think I heard the broadcasters be like, this is the first time in five years they've scored over 20 points. We were like, oh my god, that's crazy. We're going too far, Army-Navy. We need to slow down. This is changing times and you need something to stay steady.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Oh, I'm certain how I feel, and I don't like it. I don't like it even a little bit. Right. I just think that when you're doing the first ever first round of the playoff at home sites, like maybe don't go up against the giant that's the NFL. Well—
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
The NFL is infringing here, if we're going to be honest with you. Because it's Saturday, and that's our day. That is not your day. You have a day. You have a million days.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
So I don't love that just because I think it's going to take away from what this entire season has come to, what the entire last 150 years of college football has come to, first round of the 12-team playoff, and I have to compete with the NFL? No.
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Doesn't love them.
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And you should have said, hey, thank you, college football, for giving us your talent, for letting us take them eventually. We understand that you have paved the way. We'll take a step back and we'll just do what we already do. And we'll just keep our normal day.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
You already took Christmas.
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I love Texas high school football. That's my actual top priority. Wait, their season's over now, so I don't feel bad about it.
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That is so disrespectful, because guess what? If this had been a year ago, we would spend our Saturdays watching the Jimmy Kimmel Bowl, and it would have been awesome. Right.
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So they won the Sun Belt, went 10-3, and then immediately their coach was like, I'm out. I'm going to Southern Mississippi. And then the whole team also was like, hey, we're leaving. We have no one left.
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They had to opt out of this bowl game, which, like, I know that Army kind of got their shit rocked by Navy this week, but Army's a good football team that deserves the chance to play another good football team in a bowl game. Like, I think Army would have wanted to play – a 10 and three team rather than a five and seven team.
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And so it's just this very weird sort of like, okay, clearly we have some issues we have to address within the sport if, an entire team is transferring. You also have something kind of similar with Penn State's backup quarterback has entered the portal, so he's not going to be a part of the playoff at all. He won't be traveling with Penn State. He's entering the portal right now. Wow.
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And Lane Kiffin talked about it earlier this week about how the system is set up so poorly where, like, I have to prep for my bowl game right now, but I also have to, like, be very active in the transfer portal, so I think they're going to end up changing those windows.
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Exactly. Like... But also at the same time, you're like, well, this kid's going to want to – Drew Aller is clearly the future of Penn State football. He probably wants a starting job somewhere. We'd love to have you at Iowa. Come on down. But you don't want to miss out on that opportunity.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
But also in the day and age where the transfer portal moves so quickly and quarterbacks and are pretty much already knowing where they're going to go, you need to have the ability to be in that space earlier. They just are going to have to change the windows because I think it's too difficult –
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No, it's the whole thing. The system just seems to be – there's so much about college football that's just incredibly broken, and this is just one of the small parts of it. But, like, I don't know if you're ever going to see anything like what we saw with Marshall. I guess you probably will now that the system is changing where a whole team opted out, a whole team transferred.
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They left, and they didn't leave after a bad season. They left after a great season. It's crazy.
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Oh, God, that's so stupid. That's the dumbest. It's like also Ohio. They're just going through some weird things right now. The loss to Michigan is like push them over the edge. Like it is a very like unwell fan base. It's an unwell state right now. Everything is just off. Yeah. Making it a felony.
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That's just like the biggest like you already lost and now and you already had that whole issue with. the flag painting and the pepper spray and what happened to Rose and all these things. And you're just making it look dumber. That's on the top of everyone's list is what happened to Rose. You're just like making the situation so much worse. And like, it's so funny too.
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One of my favorite parts about the college football playoff selection show, which I don't have many of them because why are we talking about this for four hours? Let's just, let's get to the point. Was Kirk Herbstreit coming out and being like, Ohio State is hosting a home playoff game. And I know for a fact their fans are going to boo their own team because they're so mad.
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Their fans are going to be booing their own team and their own coaches.
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Oh, I thought you were going to talk about his girlfriend. There seems to be a lot of outrage with his girlfriend.
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No, I don't want to comment on it.
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Unless you don't love love. Oh, wait, and they're engaged. Hold on.
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My parents are divorced.
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Love is dead.
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Love is dead.
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Fiance, I believe. Yes, fiance, correct. Which that was jarring to learn.
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They don't.
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It was, like, after Senior Day or something, and he was, like, trying to go over to celebrate with her, and she was just having absolutely none of it. And then, so this weekend at the Heisman Ceremony, after he won, so he gets up. He's obviously very emotional and very well-deserving of the Heisman. I understand why he won.
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I would have voted for Ashton Gentry, but I don't have a vote because no one believes in me, and love is dead.
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but Travis Hunter so he gets up to celebrate and Dion and his mom and Shador they're all standing up Dion's like crying almost like he's so so happy yes and his fiance is just sitting there and Dion has to nudge her to stand up because she didn't stand up so he goes gives her a hug immediately sits back down everyone else is still celebrating and we're
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like oh okay whatever i didn't think much of it and then the next day travis signed with adidas and so he was at like an adidas event which you know congratulations set for life well deserved and he's doing like fan pictures a fan event that he was scheduled to be at and she's sitting there and as someone's taking the picture you can hear her be like what am i supposed to do just sit here the whole time and i said oh that's not a good look he just won the heisman be nice to him right
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But congrats on the Heisman, though.
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Lil Wayne was there.
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I agree. Ashton Gentry has had the best season a running back has had since Barry Sanders. And I also think it's important to note that he was like 100-something yards off of breaking his single-season record. Ashton Gentry sat out eight quarters this year because Boise State was beating their opponents so bad. So you could—
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very reasonably say that if he had played full games, he would have broken that record. And I understand it's different times. It doesn't take anything away from what Barry Sanders did. But he's had the best season of running back in college football has had in an insanely long time.
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And if you look at his numbers compared to Derek Henry when he won the Heisman, Ashton Gentry has had a better season. He just had the misfortune of having this season the same year. There's a generational two-way player, which we also have not seen in a very long time. I'm not upset by any means that the Heisman went to Travis Hunter, but I would have voted for Ashton Gentry.
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I'm going to say goosey on that unless something crazy happens and Tennessee just like whomps Ohio State and they're like, fine, we're going to do it. Ryan Day, we're pulling the plug. I don't see any job opening up with the exception of LSU or Ohio State in the definitely not right now, but in the near future that I think Kurt Cignetti would leave for.
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And the only reason I say LSU is because I just think he's got go Tiger vibes.
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No, I don't think so. I think it really depends on like, if you lose on a last, you know, a game winning field goal or something, that's not worth firing a coach that has one of the highest winning percentages in college football. I do understand that like coming off the Michigan loss, fans are kind of ready for a change.
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If you get, like, your s*** wrecked against Tennessee, if Tennessee goes off, which, by the way, Tennessee does not have that phenomenal of an offense. If Tennessee really, you know, makes a statement against Ohio State, then, yeah, I could see them firing Ryan Day. I just don't think it's going to happen because it's genuinely so unreasonable.
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I don't think they're going to fire Ryan Day. Because if you advance to the second round of the playoff, that's still incredibly impressive. You're one of the eight best teams in college football. I just think the only thing that I'm going to push back on myself for is that we have to remember this isn't a rational bunch. This isn't a bunch that's thinking clearly.
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They're trying to implement laws to ban flag planning. They're not thinking straight right now.
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It's also never a good sign when the AD has to say, yeah, he's coming back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's coming back.
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Which is insane. It's a 10-win team.
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Every time you have to announce that, you're always in a bad situation.
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Sorry. Goosey?
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Well, the big thing is, like, if Bill Belichick stays for five years, let's just know.
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I believe so. I don't know if – I may have gotten, like, internetted on this. But I believe his buyout drops from, like, $10 million to a million dollars. Yes. In June 2025, before coaching a single game.
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I think it's Goosey. I am not the best. world's biggest fan of this hire. I think they're very much trying to do what Colorado has done, but with someone who does not have the personality to appeal to college kids. I just think that this is more of a move to make the press conference higher, to make the flashy higher, which is not a bad move because I'm assuming UNC's NIL donations are up.
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I'm assuming donations to the football program are up. I think this is a move to make money make headlines, potentially get some viewership numbers, especially because like UNC is mostly, I would say the hottest commodity in the ACC right now when it comes to like the potential future of conference realignment. Everyone wants UNC.
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See, like, that's not, like, the worst plan in the world.
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But also, like.
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His son shouldn't get the team, period, okay?
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I've been here, okay? I can tell you what it's like. You don't want sons involved with your football team. It's a bad thing.
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Yeah, no, you can't. No, it's, look, I don't know.
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I'm going to go Lucy. I don't think they will though. I think this game being in Happy Valley makes all the difference and not only just because their fans are phenomenal. That's a great place to play. State College in late December is no joke. And SMU, they're not familiar with that in Dallas. You have one freakiest, really cold day a year and the whole state shuts down.
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I just think that Penn State, I was so impressed with them at the Big Ten Championship game. I was shocked by how well they moved the ball, how easy they were able to score. Drowler looked really, really good. I think Penn State's clicking right now, and I also think it helps Penn State looking at the playoff and knowing they probably have the best draw out of anybody.
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SMU, and then they'll go play Boise State after. I have to be feeling pretty confident if I'm Penn State right now, but then I remember, oh no, James Franklin's my head coach, and that goes down a little bit. But I don't think SMU will win, but I'm sure anybody can win. It's the 12 best teams in college football.
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They don't like, yeah, they don't like noon games. I wish it was a night game. That is a atmosphere, a stadium, a fan base that deserves night games. It is really, really just one of the best venues in college football and their fans are electric. I think, though, that the fact that it's not Ohio State is going to make them more excited.
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I think there's always like a sort of like a weird vibe in the air when Ohio State is there.
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Yeah, well, they got it. That's the matchup that everyone was like, oh, okay. But it's still at the same time.
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We're saying, oh, okay. These are the 12 best teams in college football. There's still something to be excited about.
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Lucy, fingers crossed.
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She wants to go to Texas. You don't know. I really want to go to Texas.
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Texas doesn't really want me there that much, but I think that my personality and my good vibes will change the mind.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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I'll put you guys in a group chat.
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It's disrespectful.
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Gold Belly will ship you Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's or Pat's in Philly, the original Buffalo wings from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, and even Kansas City's most legendary barbecue. And if the pizza near you sucks, they will ship you New York pizza from John's on Bleecker or Chicago deep dish from Luminati's or even New Haven or Detroit style pizza.
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And if you're truly gluttonous, they will ship you Guy Fieri's famous trash can nachos, which I kid you not, are the ultimate game day centerpiece. So if you're looking to host an epic Super Bowl party or any party for that matter, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF.
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Hey, it's Lucy. And have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S. and they will ship it free to your door anywhere in the country. I ordered some buffalo wings and I'm personally quite excited for them to arrive and they look very delicious.
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That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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Gold Belly will ship you Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's or Pat's in Philly, the original Buffalo wings from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, and even Kansas City's most legendary barbecue. And if the pizza near you sucks, they will ship you New York pizza from John's on Bleecker or Chicago deep dish from Luminati's or even New Haven or Detroit style pizza.
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And if you're truly gluttonous, they will ship you Guy Fieri's famous trash can nachos, which I kid you not, are the ultimate game day centerpiece. So if you're looking to host an epic Super Bowl party or any party for that matter, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF.
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That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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Gen CFB: College Football Playoff Preview
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Outside of our little playoff spectacle, I am very intrigued by the energy happening at the Birmingham Bowl, which is Georgia Tech-Vanderbilt. Yes, same! Oh, buddy! It's going to be like a two and a half point favorite, I want to say. It's a very just like funky vibe. Yeah. Like something's going to go off. Something weird is going to happen.
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They are probably going to be like, let's just evacuate the city right now. No fans in the crowd. Let's just let whatever happens happen. So weird energy. I'm looking forward to that.
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I am a firm believer, unless you're Oregon, if you're hosting a home playoff game or you're doing a home playoff game, let's not get fancy here. All right. Let's just let's not even bring in the question of like fun new uniforms unless you're Oregon because that's your whole bit. But like, no, no.
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Bowl games, bowls are supposed to be weird. Just let it happen.
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Let the Pop-Tarts Bowl exist. Enjoy the mayo dump. Enjoy the french fry dump. I'm sure there's going to be more dumps that happen. What if the TurboTax Bowl is tax farms? Even though I don't even know if the TurboTax Bowl exists anymore. There's definitely a tax bowl that exists.
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Only game Friday night, so I will be watching that matchup as well. I look at this game specifically if Indiana can control the pace of play, which they've been able to do in every game so far with the exception of Ohio State, then I think it's Indiana's game to lose just because they are so efficient.
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efficient in what they are doing and they can move the ball so quickly that if Indiana can control the clock if Indiana can do what they want to do I think they're going to win this game but I just I don't necessarily see that happening I think Notre Dame is so talented that I think there's just going to be mismatches there so I think Notre Dame wins but I love just having like how lucky are we to have a like sneaky in-state game in the first round of playoff like
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It's awesome. Who would have thought we were here? Not me.
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Like... I know we should move on to other games, but emotionally, just how are you feeling right now? I'm excited. This is the first 12-team playoff that your team has been in. Obviously, they've been in a playoff before.
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Transition time. Look at how flawless I'm about to do this. SMU, also a team that kind of has the, hey, we need to prove that we should be here sort of mindset. They're at Penn State. Penn State is, as of filming, an eight and a half point favorite. Yeah.
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Penn State, everyone's sort of the conversation has been they got the best draw in the playoff with hosting SMU, noon game, so they're obviously not going to be happy about that, and then potentially if they win, moving on to face Boise State. I... I do think Penn State's going to win. I think that they're a lot more talented than the other teams that SMU has faced.
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I think they're better than Clemson. I think they're better than BYU. I think they're better than most of the ACC. And I also think that weather plays such a factor. And this is Happy Valley in December 2021.
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pass yeah no thank you three of these four playoff games are gonna be frigid yeah and i don't and look that is a such a great crowd that is not an atmosphere that smu is like really gonna be prepped for i just i think that penn state has just their defense is too good i think their defense is so so good this season and that they're going to be too much for smu to handle uh i don't know if i think penn state covers or not especially because this is sort of like a
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It's kind of a prove yourself game on both sides where James Franklin, can you win the big game? SMU, did you really deserve to be in the playoff? I think Penn State wins this one, though.
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Yeah, I was really, really impressed with what I saw from Penn State at the Big Ten Championship game. I didn't know their offense had that in them. I didn't know they sort of had that fight in them. Because even though every time Penn State got close, Oregon was able to pull away again, it was just they were moving the ball. Drew Allard looked really, really good.
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But it even didn't look as great. Oregon can do that to everybody. So I just think that Penn State is kind of trending in the right direction right now. But I just say all this stuff. I'm like, James Franklin, you're going to make me look stupid.
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Yeah, just a tough situation. He even came out and said, like, I didn't want to do this. But, you know, I know that Drew Aldrich coming back next year, I'd like a starting job. And the longer you wait to go in the portal, the worse options get. Correct.
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You would have to be the hot guy starting quarterback.
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I don't feel unbelievably confident in any of these games. And all of it isn't for real analytical reasons. Texas' vibes would be loose.
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Yeah, Clemson has scored 17 points in the two games they faced SEC defenses this year in their game against Georgia to start the season and then South Carolina to end the season. And Texas' defense is, I think... up there with those two schools. Texas has such a phenomenal defense. I don't think Clemson's going to be able to move the ball. I'm like, okay, yes, Quinn Ewers is hurt.
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Let's hope your backup is talented and qualified. Oh, wait, it's Arch Manning, who your fans have wanted to... How many snaps do we think he's going to get? I don't know. I know one Texas fan, but the one Texas fan I know has furiously texted the group chat, I never want to see Quinn Ewers play again.
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I won't even think about Arizona State right now. That's next month's problem. That energy, I can't have that in my life right now. It's a little too much chaos for me right at the moment.
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I think it really comes down to me, like, Will Howard, what are you going to do? Do something. What's the plan here? Because if Will Howard plays all right, I think Ohio State will win this game. I also think the circumstances of this game are really weird, where I don't necessarily know if there's a team that's hosting a game that fans hate them more right now than Ohio State.
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It's a hostile home environment. It's just hostile in general for everyone. It's a really interesting situation. I think people really underestimate when we talk about a lot how good Tennessee's defense is. And Ohio State's offensive line has had issues the whole season. And I think Michigan put together sort of the perfect plan to beat Ohio State.
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And now you can sit here and look at that if you're Tennessee and be like, we can just do that. You have Dylan Sampson, one of the best running backs in college football. Yeah, he's great. I think that like... Tennessee is a matchup nightmare for Ohio State.
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And I think the circumstances of losing to Michigan the way you did, how you did, when Tennessee is like a much better version of that Michigan team, way more fun, and adds more of a quarterback threat.
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But it's not Michigan. So maybe... Hold up. I have an idea. I have a plan. I take back what I said about alternate jerseys. Tennessee, you're going maize and blue. Oh, that's a great idea.
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Not that great. I don't know. I don't know.
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I think I'm paying Tennessee. Screw it. We're going Tennessee. Also, Tennessee did not play in the SEC Championship game, which I think works in their favor. Obviously, Ohio State didn't play in the Big Ten Championship game, but they were doing other things.
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If I'm Ohio State, I wait. I do it the good old-fashioned way. And I wait till kickoff at the Rose Bowl so everyone's thinking of other things. Everyone, look over there. You're fired. It's a tweet that's like third in the thread. No. And it's like, oh, what a great season. We're looking back. Third tweet, by the way, Ryan Day has done.
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No, I think we're going to get some really competitive football games. We have four options. Right, at least one's going to be good.
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Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Sort of last time, not really last time, but kind of the last time.
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I think you feel like you've always felt. I think that Penn State is very just... I'll have to look at Penn State's schedule and see if they play Ohio State. Their non-conference is very easy next year. Yeah, I assume so. But if they're playing Ohio State during the regular season, then I don't feel great. Yeah, I think there was a lot of like...
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I have a few questions just about, like, when Drew Allard came out for that final drive, I looked at Harry and I said, he is dying to throw in a double coverage. He's going to do it, like, without a doubt. And if I knew what he was going to do, then James Franklin should have known what he was going to do. Not getting the right receivers involved at all.
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Zero catches, zero yards, just a big fat zero for Penn State's receivers. I just... You feel good because you got to the semifinals. You are considered one of the four best teams in college football this year.
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But we still see that there is such a gap between four and one where if you're looking at Ohio State, Penn State, like those teams play every year and we know there's a big gap in between those two. So like I feel good. I just don't feel like like super duper rock and roll. I feel like yacht rock.
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I like I said before, I really do think that the two best teams are playing in this game. The line right now, what Ohio State as of recording Ohio State minus eight and a half. I think that's kind of high. I'm not like counting out Notre Dame as much as everyone else is. I do think it would require
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Notre Dame putting together like an unbelievable football game, like close to perfect, where I kind of think that is possible because I don't think they played particularly well against Penn State. I thought the second half, those adjustments were phenomenal. But the first half, they were kind of ass.
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So to see Notre Dame sort of put together such a good half after that original just kind of stinker, I do think that Notre Dame's defense is good enough that if they can force Ohio State into these third down situations and Ohio State sucks, on third down. They're really, really bad. That's their only glaring weakness on this team that I think that if it's a close game, Notre Dame could win.
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But that's an if it's a close game. I think it goes close game, Notre Dame wins, or Ohio State blows them out.
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Jesus, I've seen what you've done for others, and I want that for me.
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Oh, my God. Well, honestly, I wish we could just take the full 30 minutes to just talk about Brett Bielema and what's up with him. His bowl drama. How awesome was that? Everyone's saying bowl season doesn't mean anything. Well, Brett Bielema is starting fights in the middle of games. I love it. It means everything.
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It's an all-time hater matchup. Ohio State, Notre Dame. Everyone's got someone to hate. Oh, Michigan fans are like, I guess we're rooting for Notre Dame, but this doesn't feel good. I've heard that they're rooting for Ohio State. I've gone directly to the source to ask a few Michigan fans, hey, who are you rooting for?
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And they say, I got to root for Ohio State so that Ohio State can say they put together one of the best college football teams of all time and we still beat them.
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I think it's also conference, even though both teams are spiritually or literally in the Big Ten. Geographically, should be in the Big Ten.
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There's only one Big Ten team that lost to the SEC in the postseason, and they didn't mean to do it. It was an accident. It was Iowa. I don't know. You'd have to look it up. I'm not going to do that, though. But I'm sure that they didn't mean to do it, and it was just – it was Nashville. I don't know. Something in the air.
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Yeah, TikTok will be gone. I'll be able to really focus on it.
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I feel like we should rename the awards after him. You said something I got to push back on. You said he didn't seem happy. He was laughing his ass off at Shane Beamer losing his mind. That's true.
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Oh, and he's still been pouty. He was pouty online for the next like four days. Well, Burt is just basking in the glow of the Orlando sun.
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I can't remember who published it, but bowl ratings like TV and viewership for bowl games was higher this year than maybe it's ever been. I don't know. Higher than it has been in recent memory. People are watching bowl games because people like bowl games. And now that you see bowls like Pop-Tart and the Mayo Bowl, like
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Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
really kind of dive into the absurdity of college football and the absurdity of bowl season. Like, you're creating this super fun atmosphere, and who cares? Let these kids have an extra game at the end of the year. Go to Orlando. Let them go to Universal Studios. There's nothing wrong with that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
It's such a stupid argument. Like, it just makes me, okay, argue with the cloud. I literally don't give one shit. We saw a Pop-Tart get eaten. A cake arose out of a toaster and life has forever been different.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Look, the 800 points they scored in that game was alarming to me. I was already like, my senses were very disoriented at the time. There was so much going on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
That game was very much just like sweep the leg, just finish it. What are you doing? Like, it was very much like, okay, great. Texas is up by 20. Like life is easy. And then K club, Nick was like, Hey, guess what? I've decided to be the best quarterback you've ever seen. And you're like,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
texas just stop up just stop up one time and they would not do it it was a very much like it was very exciting like it had the aura of a playoff game something i think is really interesting was we ended up like getting tickets for this game and they were very cheap uh compared to like when we would go to georgia alabama during the regular season they were very cheap it was very accessible to go to the game which i thought was phenomenal um but yeah it was like the vibes were high
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Texas should have kind of finished Clemson a lot earlier on in that game. They just kept letting them hang around. But it was a good time. I had a lot of fun at Texas, and I really liked their fight song. I think it's quite good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Yeah, they've been using the portal like crazy. And you look at the ACC, things feel kind of wide open. I don't know, Carson Beck being in the equation. That either makes you feel better or worse. I'm not quite sure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Who knows? We'll find out. Congrats on dating a Cavender. Good for you, brother. It works out in the end. But yeah, Clemson's got me feeling pretty good right now. In that game, they played a lot better than I thought they would. Run defense is terrible, though. Jesus.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
I mean, yeah, it was one of those things where I really love that you brought that up because I was curious. I was like, I wonder if people at the game thought it sucks so much because I think a big reason of why everyone hated the expanded playoff that first round is because everybody wouldn't shut up about how much they hated the expanded playoff in the first round.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
It's hard for me to buy into a game when the announcers are talking about how much it sucks. And how much they wish that it was an Alabama team there that ended up losing to Michigan in the Reliant Quest Bowl. Like, be so serious right now. I think the biggest, there are a lot of problems with the playoff. We can fix the seating, conference championships, the bias. They're all a little weird.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
That will work itself out. But the biggest immediate problem with the playoff is everybody needs to shut up about how much they hate it. Because it's really not that bad. And we've had two solid rounds and my dog is barking.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
no one's blowing smoke because of the nfl like first round of the playoff wild card weekend you had a lot of blowouts there and everyone's fine because that's what's expected no one loses their mind in march madness when yeah when all the 16c blues yeah yeah it just is like it the seating was done that way for a reason i do think that if i have an issue like oregon being the only undefeated team this season having such a great year and then getting the draw of playing ohio state
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
in their first playoff game. I would not be a happy camper if that were me. So I do think there's problems with the seating. But overall, it's really fine. It's really okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
No, Lucy. I spent my own money to travel to that game and watch it. Oh no. I was so embarrassed. You should try to expense that. I was so embarrassed. I was like sitting in the press box just being like, okay, I guess I have to play Sudoku now. Like I have no idea what to do. Like it was so bad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
That game was over so quickly that I was getting my own Rose Bowl flashbacks that I was like, I gotta leave. I gotta get out of here. Oh no. Yeah, but the rest of the games were great. I mean, Texas-Arizona State. That was awesome. Oh, my God. That ruled so hard. And, like, I think you can... The Texas-Ohio State game was really good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
It obviously kind of came down to that one horrible play call when Texas is trying to score late in the game. But that...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
if that targeting call had been made in arizona state texas which i believe it was targeting do i know what targeting is necessarily not particularly it reminded me at the end of the cal miami game i was like i thought i knew what it was but i guess there's there's a huge difference between the crown and like next to the crown i don't know it doesn't make there has to we have to do something with the helmet so we have to put an axe on the helmet and when it hits that that's when you know put ink on them so like if you hit someone there's a little stamp
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Yeah, like get a little insurance person there who can like when they go to a car accident, they can tell who's at fault. So you get the two helmets in you and you look at them. Yeah, if that call had gone differently, we probably would have had Arizona State, Ohio State, which I do think would have been probably a worse game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
But like that was the cool part of the playoff is Arizona State would not have made the playoff in any other year since. Notre Dame might not have made the playoff in any other year with that loss. Ohio State might not have made the playoff with two losses. Like it's exciting to see that like expanding it. I do believe that the two best teams are playing in the national championship game. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Except for a hypothetical SEC team would be right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
I believe there's some stat that like the average margin of victory in the Super Bowl or in the NFL playoffs is like... 30 to 13. That's I'm making it up. I'm making it up, but it's in the vicinity of that, but we don't lose our minds over it. But when it comes to college football, you're like, if every team isn't, if every game isn't a one score game, then this is a bad game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
That is not a real song. That's what song he's singing. That is not a song. He just made one. You made that up, and it is not a real song.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Let's hear from Lucy. If Notre Dame loses, I'm going to be on suicide watch tomorrow. But if they win tonight, I'm going to fall in love with a stripper in Miami. And it's going to be awesome.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
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The Planet Reigate Podcast
38: The Reigate dog group and ideas for a Redhill town centre bridge… and more
Hi, I'm Lucy of Lucy's Ladle in Earlswood. You may know me from my home delivery of soups, stews, salads and snacks across RH1, 2 and 6. I'm in my kitchen finalising plans for my special Midsummer Supper menu. There's a creamy cannellini bean, pea and basil hummus topped with caramelised spring onion and served with homemade seeded crackers.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
38: The Reigate dog group and ideas for a Redhill town centre bridge… and more
Then a summer veg tagine with courgette, new potatoes and green beans. Or a Thai coconut curry with mixed peppers, aubergine and baby corn. To finish, I'm doing an apricot, fig and amaretto compote. Three courses, £45 for two people, delivered to your door in time for dinner on June 21st. To order, call me on 07983 651 678.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
39: The Reigate Summer Festival, Wrayfest, and remembering a well-known Redhill and Reigate shopkeeper... and more
Hi, I'm Lucy of Lucy's Ladle in Earlswood. You may know me from my home delivery of soups, stews, salads and snacks across RH1, 2 and 6. I'm in my kitchen finalising plans for my special Midsummer Supper menu. There's a creamy cannellini bean, pea and basil hummus topped with caramelised spring onion and served with homemade seeded crackers.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
39: The Reigate Summer Festival, Wrayfest, and remembering a well-known Redhill and Reigate shopkeeper... and more
Then a summer veg tagine with courgette, new potatoes and green beans. Or a Thai coconut curry with mixed peppers, aubergine and baby corn. To finish, I'm doing an apricot, fig and amaretto compote. Three courses, £45 for two people, delivered to your door in time for dinner on June 21st. To order, call me on 07983 651 678.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Rose Matafeo
Hi, this is Lucy calling from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Oh, we love Pittsburgh.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Rose Matafeo
So if you've ever seen any medical drama when the surgeon's up at the table and they ask for the scalpel, I'm the person that hands them the scalpel.