Lucy
Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
So they're referencing pain back there, just being pretty elusive and not wanting to say much. So we respect that and then get them back. So the physician goes in to assess, a little bit later comes out and orders some abdominal imaging. A little while later, imaging is ready and we review it to find a foreign body lodged nicely between those pelvic bones. Ah!
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, so like a little callback. This person biked in. Right, oh my God, yeah. All I can imagine hearing this is every pedal revolution, you know, just going up a little bit further each time.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
So it definitely had the structure of a bottle. The person just wasn't really saying a whole lot to everyone. So it had a bottle like shape, but I wouldn't be able to be like, oh, that's a Coke bottle or something.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
But we're a rural hospital to try and get creative with what you have. Babies do get delivered here. And there are like vacuum assisted devices for babies that It was pitched to see if maybe that could work. Ultimately didn't go with that because the physician could barely reach the object.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
He said he could barely touch it with his finger. Wow.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
This physician's probably like your stature too.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yes. So he could feel it a little bit. But obviously a vacuum can't suction to that small of a piece and that piece of plastic, whatever it might have been. It took a lot of convincing and encouraging, but he really needed to go to the city to have a procedure to get it removed. The other concern with the imaging was there's free air on the x-ray, which means something might have perforated.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
So there's more severity there that you don't want to mess around with rurally. And then also if you were just to simply like pull it out, it creates a vacuum.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Or like have another hole in it elsewhere to kind of help prevent a vacuum and have all the intestines come with it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I mean, there's a lot to think about. Yeah, a lot to think about beforehand. This poor person, they finally came around to heading to the city. So a lot of times people don't necessarily come back for discharge or anything like that. Usually when they go, that's the last time we'll see them.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah. The next day he came back into Emerge to pick up his bike seat.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I know. I feel so much for this person. It would be such a hard thing.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
The fact that he biked there in the first place. Yeah. I don't know what kind of procedure he had. It obviously wasn't an open abdominal anything because they were able to walk in the next day. Do we know what it was?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah. I don't have confirmations of anything. Just what I saw on the x-ray, which was impressive for sure.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
It definitely looked like a drink bottle. Oh, wonderful.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I think it might have come up a bit more opaque, too, with the liquid in it. But yeah, classic slip and fall. I'm sure many nurses have this story. Yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Plot twist for sure. The bike ride in couldn't have been comfortable.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
It's also a small rural town. People know everyone, right?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, I figured it might be appealing in that sense based on what I've heard in the past.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I've been listening to you guys since it started. This is crazy to see behind the scenes.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Thank you so much for this opportunity.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yes, I'm at work in a nice, fancy little telephone booth.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, right. Yeah. I'm out of the bedside now. So I'm in health care education and simulation.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
No, I definitely have a lot of stories, but this one has just always been kind of in the forefront. So I've been in the emergency room for most of my career. Always small town, always rural hospitals. So you can get creative.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Wood splitter against foot, you know, never a good thing. So I've done some travel nursing too in small urban cities to fly in fly out communities.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Fly in, fly out? More on the coast, in BC or up in the Yukon.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
And be able to make a good income and have some paid travel and accommodation and learn and Meet a lot of cool people and see the country at the same time.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
If they're with nurses or other health care providers. Sure. But not a layman. Not for civilians. So small town emerge. Someone comes into triage after biking in from a neighboring community. It's like a 15 minute drive. So it's not a short bike. comes in not really saying much, not making great eye contact, being a little elusive, just repeating that he wants to see a doctor.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
We try and obtain a little bit more pertinent information. The triage process is important and only get out of them pain back there.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, it could happen. And then also at the same time, like you're writing it down. So that's a whole other added layer that people don't love.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
You seriously thought, like, you were going to hit my confidence? Babe, you can't breadcrumb me, okay? I own the bakery. What?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
You're not. I'm not interested. I was curious about why you were being an asshole. And now I know because you like games.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
You're the pickup artist, okay? You think negging women is the way to go? You are an idiot.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
And that is... Facts are facts. I am better looking than him. Okay, well... He's on the phone still.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I got your finger right here, okay? Can you guess which one?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
No, you ask me. You don't need to ask him because I reject him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Okay, so his name is Nate.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I just want to get everything out in the open because I'm confused. I am way better looking than this man, and he's not teasing me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Most of the time, yes.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Like we met on Hinge and he seemed normal, like a nice guy. He's sort of cute. Nothing really special.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I did. I mean, yes, I was kind of bored. So I was like, why not?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Well, he invited me to a bar for happy hour and it was kind of early for a date. It was like five.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
The conversation went well. He was more confident than I thought he would be. He was dressed very well.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I think it was like, I'm doing this guy a favor.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I'm just being honest. Okay. You guys asked me the question.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Conversation went well, and then he started asking about what type of food I like, and I was like... He's going to try to roll this into grabbing dinner with me. Oh, God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I mean, you're making it sound like it's out of the ordinary. But that's not where my head was at the time. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Excited might be a strong word. Like medium excited. All right. Okay. All right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Okay, but here's the weird thing. I tell him what kind of food I'm interested in, like Italian, Japanese, and his response, cool. Well, anyway, this has been chill, but I got to go meet up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Like, this has been chill? Why would you even ask what I like to eat? And I just said, meet up with who? And he was like, oh, just a friend. I'll catch you later, though. Oh!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Like he never should have had a chance.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Well, I texted him a little later and I said, hey, I had a really great time. It was cool meeting you. And he just hearted it. What the fuck is that? What is that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I'm too curious. Like, who did he have to meet that was more important than me at that moment?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
You guys make me sound like I'm so shallow. I'm not.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Look, I'm just trying to paint a picture for you here. I think it's very important to note that I am, in fact, hotter than him. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
He really did hold down a conversation well.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Okay. And when I say he did that, he barely did it, but he did it.
Otherworld
Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I remember my mom definitely kind of treating me slightly differently and paying attention more, maybe. And then one day she takes us on a road trip, like three hours away, and she takes me to a graveyard. And in this graveyard are a lot of my ancestors that have been buried, you know, back to the 1700s. And She takes me to the tiniest little grave in this plot.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And there's a little lamb that sits on top. And it says, Lauren, daughter of my parents' names. And then the birth and the death date are the exact same date. And it's from the early 80s. She says to me then, you know that little girl that you talked to? And I said, yes, Lauren. And she said, yes, I think that Lauren is my other little girl that died before you were born.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I don't remember the exact reaction, but I do kind of remember it just clicking into place that Lauren wasn't just my friend, but my sister. And, you know, kids are pretty easy to appeal to with this. I think I just accepted it very readily. But I do remember there being like a morbid element to me of, like, I felt uncomfortable being by her grave. But my mom was deeply emotional.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
It was a very emotional moment for my mom. And I think maybe that also made me uncomfortable where I was scared of like, cause you know, having dealt with her emotional tirades, her being really emotional could be a very negative thing. So my mom said that when she was pregnant with Lauren, that she went to give birth to Lauren. There were complications.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
Her umbilical cord was wrapped around her throat and she suffocated and died. She was born, but due to the brain damage and the suffocation that had happened, she died a few hours after being born. And it was obviously extremely traumatic.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
You know, you give birth full term to a baby and then to have it die while you're giving birth is really hard, especially because for my family, even though there are five of us, including Lauren, Lauren was the only one my parents actually tried to have. That was the only planned child that they had. And she died.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
So while yes, my little kid brain was not that shocked, I do think it's important to note, I had no idea that I had another sister. She was not discussed. It was obviously an extremely traumatic thing for my family and they, my family suppresses. So it was very much a shock to learn that I did have another sister and potentially the friend I was talking to was my sister, if that makes sense.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I think when my mom took me to the grave, I was kind of confused because Because she was like, I think it's your sister that you're talking to. Part of me was like, oh, okay, that makes sense. But also, I was confused that she was saying that her body was in the ground. I do remember feeling that way. It was probably my first real introduction to what death was. now that I think about it.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And yes, she was my sister. That part was very easy to accept. The confusing part for my four-year-old brain was that her body was in the ground. And that she died as a baby because she wasn't appearing to me as a baby, obviously. So it felt confusing, but also I've accepted it pretty easily. And from that point on, I just always thought of her as my sister.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
So after visiting Lauren's grave, everything still was the same. I still saw Lauren. She was still my best friend. I just kind of had a renewed appreciation for her. Yeah. And then after that, it was back to business as usual. Lauren was still there all the time, hanging out with me, playing with me.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And it made sense that she didn't go anywhere at night, that she was always with me and that she wasn't at school, that she was always with me. Nobody else could talk to her. So that finally made sense. I mean, I always just assumed that, you know, my siblings were all dealing with our trauma in their own way, which was mainly not paying attention to me. And my dad was always gone for work.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
So it wasn't really a shocker that they weren't interacting with Lauren as well. Lauren didn't look like a ghost, what most people would assume a ghost looked like. She looked to me like a normal girl. And she wasn't see-through. I don't remember... specifics about clothing, but I do remember her hair and her hair being a short bob that was brown. And I remember her eyes.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I remember what she looks like. I don't remember if she could play with toys, but I feel like I feel like maybe I can see the fact that she was there and we're playing in my bedroom. Like I can still see my childhood bedroom, but I don't remember if she would like, if she would move the dolls while we're playing or move the stuffed animals while we're playing.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
Hi, I'm Lucy. I live in the southeast of the United States. I'm 35. I work in the service industry, and I have for 16 years. I work at a really nice, fun, and funky, eclectic restaurant That has been such a blessing in my life. My bosses are great. I'm literally living in their house right now. And yeah, I love everything from hiking to writing to reading. I obviously consume a lot of podcasts.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I do remember her looking the same age as me. She reflected whatever age I was at. I don't remember if Lauren and I ever broached the fact that she was my dead sister. But I do remember her just intense protective energy. And the energy did feel like intense sisterhood. My mom has seen a little girl with me when I was young. She saw a little girl with short brown hair multiple times.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And then she had told my dad, and my dad didn't believe her. Because my dad likes spiritual, spooky stuff, but he's very much a skeptic. It's more like entertainment for him. And he didn't believe her at all. But then one day he came home, and he said, what friend does Lucy have over him? And my mom says, she doesn't have a friend over. What did you see?
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And my dad was like, what are you talking about? Like, stop, you know, don't do this to me. And she was like, no, she doesn't have a friend over. Did you see a little girl with short brown hair? And that's exactly what my dad had seen. So it wasn't just like me seeing her. It was also my parents. the older I got and the more I guess I like leaned into my left brain. I don't know.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
Like, and the more like I got connected to the outside world, you know, and had other friends, um, the less I felt like she showed up. I feel like she showed up less and less, but I still remember talking to her a lot. I would do the same thing where I would close my door and just play and talk to her. And I would ride my bike.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And now I was old enough that I could go all the way around the island. So I would talk to her a lot while I was going all the way around the island. So I remember continuing to talk to her till I was around 10. I don't remember the last time I saw her. This is a great pain of mine because I wish I could. I do feel that she said goodbye to me, but I can't recall that specific memory.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I remember being really sad because I couldn't talk to her anymore. And I was so sad that I wrote a poem about it. And I gave that poem to my mom for Mother's Day about how much I miss Lauren and that I wished that I could connect with her. I still remember part of it.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
If only I could tell you, if only you could see, if only you were here and were standing next to me, I would tell you that I loved you and that I always cared, that you were always with me, especially when I was scared. And there's like at least three more verses that's like, I remember saying she's behind like an angel guarded door or something. It's very saccharine, but I was 11, okay? Yeah.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
So around this time, I am 10-ish. My sister is 23 and she is really making an effort to connect with me. And I think, you know, she was finally somewhat successful in her life. She was in nursing school and she really, she did everything she could to kind of protect me from our mom so that I didn't have to undergo the extent of the damage that mom had done to her.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
But she was just a child trying to survive when we were kids too. So I don't hold this against her whatsoever. But she would come and get me for the weekend. I would go and stay with her. It felt really special. I felt really, really special to be able to do that with her.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And then after I had given my mom the poem about Lauren, Jennifer and I were in the car together and we're talking about the poem. And she's like, do you remember what you said to me when you were a little girl? And I was like, Yes, I do. And she was like, do you know why I got so upset? And I was like, no. And she said, it's because mom blamed me for Lauren's death.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
When I prayed or hoped that, you know, she wouldn't have another baby when the baby did die, when Lauren did die. Mom was already very mentally unwell, but I think losing Lauren completely just like cracked her open. And she blamed Jennifer for Lauren's death. She blamed a four or five year old little girl and it completely shattered my sister. She said that she just didn't want a sibling.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
So, I mean, I remember when my mom told me that she was pregnant with our little brother, I was also really upset. That is a very typical kid reaction. She said that she doesn't remember specifically, quote, praying that the baby would die. But that is what my mom says that she did.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
Jennifer remembers very distinctly going to check on my mom because she could hear my mom crying and had hold herself up in her bedroom and didn't want to talk to anybody. And she went in to check on her and she opened the door and she said, mama. And my mom was like, are you happy? You got what you wanted. this is all your fault.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And I have been wanting to share this story for a really long time. But none of the other podcasts ever felt quite right. So until I was 11, I grew up on a little island along a river. It literally was just big enough to have a neighborhood. So it was really safe. I grew up without squirrels, which in retrospect is pretty hilarious.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And I had specifically asked Jennifer, do you remember mom saying, it's your fault? And she was like, those exact words. Like she said, this is your fault. Because part of me was like, maybe as a child, she misunderstood that. But unfortunately, it seems that my mom not only blamed her then, but then continued to blame her for many years after. Jennifer developed severe mental health issues.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
She started self-harming and a teacher noticed it at school. And this teacher had self-harmed in the same way, so understood immediately what was happening and understood that it was a result of trauma. And told my mom, you need to get her into a psychologist ASAP. And Jennifer remembers my mom just domineering the entire conversation. And she was like, what did they think was going to happen?
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
The source of my trauma is the adult that is in the room with me, which I have also experienced this, that same self-harm I started to do when I was a child. And Jennifer stopped me from doing it. Being consistently blamed for your sibling dying. I mean, even if it had been her fault, that's still inappropriate.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
But to blame a child for just hoping that the baby would die because they don't want a sibling. I mean, I know that's dark, but kids are weird. Kids make stupid decisions and have silly thoughts. Yeah. So the fact that my mom continued to blame her, she really started to believe that it was her fault. She had this immense guilt that she lived with every day.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
She said that she felt so alone and so lonely her whole childhood. So then, you know, this is 13 years later, basically. Her other little sister comes up to her and tells her that Lauren tells her it's not her fault. that it blew her mind. She was truly, her first reaction was like, oh my God. But then her second reaction was fear.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
She said her immediate reaction was, oh my God, accept this as the gift it is. And then you have to suppress and move on because she was so afraid that my mom would think that she had told me to say that. Even though I had no idea what I was talking about and that Lauren was just my friend. Her exact words were, accept this as the gift that it is.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
Because it truly had been weighing on her her whole life. She has said that through me conveying this message to her, that she was able to really start to forgive herself after that. And that... You know, I think also because it wasn't something that was talked about as a family. It was just something that my mom used against her on a personal level.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I think it kind of brought this knowledge to the family. I think that alone helped her a lot to be like, okay, this isn't a secret I have to keep anymore. Yeah. I think for her, it's very comforting now that I not only brought her some peace, but that I can see the level of trauma that my mom imparted onto her.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
Around the time that I started to lose my connection with Lauren was actually around the time that Jennifer really started making an effort to be a big sister to me. She would take me to the movies. I would get to stay with her. And we grew closer and closer to the point that she asked me to be her maid of honor at her wedding when I was 11.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
We continued to get closer and to the point that actually when I was 19 and I was going through a really, really difficult time and my sister actually took me in for a summer and I lived with her. So it was hard because she had kids. She had already kind of moved on in her life, but she was still willing to help me out because she understood how our mom could be.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I was very lucky because it was so safe that we were all able to ride our bikes constantly. It was very flat. Like even at age three, I was allowed to be outside by myself riding my bike. And I had a difficult childhood. It was not easy. My family is kind of like a sociological experiment, is what my siblings and I joke about, because we're all so far apart in age.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I mean, I do think it's important that I did question for most of my teenage years and early to mid-20s. I was like, did I somehow overhear these conversations taking place? Did I hear my mom blaming Jennifer and I created this manifestation of a child that was her dead child? Did I somehow do this?
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I mean, I have considered that, but after talking to my sister and my mom about this, they didn't talk about it. It wasn't ever shared because it was such an uncomfortable topic. I still remember seeing this girl my whole childhood and talking to her and her keeping me company. I mean, when I tell you that she was my best friend, she really was.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
When I was three or four, I didn't need anybody else. I just wanted to hang out with her. It wasn't just me talking to myself. I heard another voice talking to me. I'm not confident on exactly what she was. I don't know that I will ever know in this lifetime. But I do feel like there was a reason that she was there for me and was my best friend.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And she brought so much peace to my life and seemingly to my sister's life. And possibly to my mom, you know, maybe although my mom's initial reaction was anger, I think that was because she thought that Jennifer had told me to say that. And then once she realized that that wasn't the case, when she really began to process the fact that I was actually seemingly talking to her,
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
my dead sister, Lauren, I think it brought my mom a lot of peace. I think a lot of moms have a lot of guilt when they lose a baby. They feel like they've done something wrong. So maybe she was projecting onto Jennifer. I think Lauren was with me to bring me comfort while dealing with my mom and then to also bring Jennifer comfort and release from all of the guilt that she had had for 13 years.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And if that's all that came out of this situation, that would be enough. I feel like I had a best friend when I needed it. And I have missed her my whole life since I was 10. I think about her a lot. But I also understand that... I don't think I could have been in high school and been seeing my dead sister and talking to her and could have still lived a normal life.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
You know, I realized that this is going to paint my mom in a negative light. And it is really important to me that people don't harp on that because although it is awful and we experienced a lot of trauma, I am in a place where I am really finding forgiveness for my mom.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And ultimately, just reflecting on the fact that my mom was also going through her own trauma and people going through trauma do and say weird things. And ultimately, I just feel that Lauren came back to stay with me to help the three of us, my mom, Jennifer, and me find some sort of peace within ourselves and each other.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I mean, the eldest is Gen X, and then the youngest is Gen Z. And then we have a brother who is seven years older than me. And then I have another brother who is seven years younger than me. My mom calls it the seven-year itch. That dynamic alone is very interesting. And we're not, a lot of people think like, oh, well, that's typical because they remarry and have step sisters.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
No, like my siblings were full, had the same exact parents. And it's like we've experienced our parents through different generations. And that creates an interesting dynamic as well. My mom was not a great mom. She was very difficult and not very affectionate. My dad and I actually did have a good relationship when I was young, but he was gone all the time.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And then my mom would actively poison that relationship. She would pointedly make stuff up or exaggerate things that I had done while he was gone so that he wouldn't feel as affectionate towards me. Sorry, I feel like I'm in a therapy session right now. It just always felt like she was trying to pin us against each other.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And this is something that after talking to my sister Jennifer as adults, she has also said is very true. My mom didn't want my dad to love us as much as she wanted him to love her. When I would reach for her hand to hold it, she would pull it away. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we were beaten physically. I had to pick out my switch from the yard.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
There was a fiberglass rod from a tent that she used to hit us with. One time, this is probably, this is like the silliest one that you can include that isn't so dark, but I was a dancer. I did competitive dancing as a child. And one of the girls lived on the same, like in the same neighborhood as us. And we were driving by her house and my mom was like, wow, she's so beautiful.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And I went, mommy, am I beautiful? And she went, no, honey, you're just cute. So for a long time, I hated the word cute. And it's just things like that, that, you know, just start to like wiggle into yourself, your subconscious and your self-confidence and just siphon it away. Because if your own mother is telling you, no, you're not beautiful. You're just cute.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
It starts to really wear away at your soul. I think we each with our own personalities handled our parents very differently, but specifically my mom. My sister was always dating somebody to get out of the house and be away. My older brother was always just out of the house with friends or he would, he was the golden child.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
So he got away with a lot, but also had a lot of pressure put on him that I've now understood now, looking back. And then I was the one that pushed back really hard and called out the bullshit. I'm the one that was like, we're all just going to pretend that what mom just said isn't ridiculous or awful. Like, is nobody else going to point out the fact that she just said something so mean?
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
Like, the truth is the meanest things that anybody has said to me in my entire life have come out of my mom's mouth. But I grew up with alligators and turtles and otters. Turtles would lay eggs in our yard all the time. So I grew up having lots of baby pet turtles that my mom would then return to the river. My mom is very good with animals. She's exceptionally good with animals.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
I think it's the only... Not human animals. Yeah, no. Things that can't talk back, she loves. So both my parents worked. I was actually, I don't know if we want to talk about this because this would be very revealing of where I'm from, but I was raised by a Gullah woman. And Gullah is like the Geechee culture. It's like an African tribe that was able to maintain its identity through slavery.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
She was my nanny and would take care of me. It was probably the only reason I felt loved as a child. I mean, she really loved me. Like she was extremely affectionate. She would cuddle me. You know, she would watch her soap operas. So I would watch Days of Our Lives with her. And we would just hang out.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And I just felt very comfortable with her to the point that I would beg her to take me with her when she would leave. And I think it's also important to understand that I still wanted my mom. Like I wanted my mom to be my mom. I would cry when she would leave, but it was like I was homesick for a home that didn't exist. But that's how I felt my whole life.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And I think that that's the wound that I'm just now kind of healing. So when I was little, these are my earliest memories, I would play with this girl named Lauren. And she was my best friend. I can't imagine not having had her in my childhood. I mean, we would play together all day. We would play in the backyard. We rode our bikes together on the island all the time.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And we would just be chatting the whole time. We would play in the sandbox. We'd swing together. My dad had built like a really cool tree fort. We would hang out in there. And I had a carousel horse that my grandmother made and painted that was set on springs. And I would bounce on that thing and just talk to her, talk to Lauren and play with her the whole time.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
We would play in my room, we would listen to music together, and then we'd have sleepovers. Lauren seemed to be my age. She had short brown hair, had slight freckling, vaguely, and green eyes. She was very funny. She was really funny. And she was very... silly and allowed me, I was kind of a serious kid in some ways. And so I think having her to play with allowed me to be silly.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And my siblings are so much older than me that I think I would have felt very alone if I hadn't had her. She reassured me. She validated me. Being the daughter of my mom was very invalidating to my existence at times. And so I felt like my existence was enough because of Lauren. She was just my constant companion. I remember it was like I was processing life with her.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
So one day when I was around four, I was doing the typical thing that I would do with her, which I was riding my bike and we were outside and it was a beautiful day. I was having a great time and she asked me to do her a favor. And that was not typical. Normally, it was just me and Lauren having fun and playing games. And I was like, a favor? What do you want me to do?
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And she was like, it's really important. I need you to tell Jennifer that it's not her fault. And I was really confused by this. And also my immediate response was not only did I not want to stop what I was doing, but I also did not want to bother my older sister. Again, Jennifer is 13 years older than me. So she's like 17. She doesn't want her little sister going and bothering her.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And so I was like, no, I'm good. And she goes, no. Lucy, this is really important. She was really, really insistent. And I don't remember her ever being that insistent about something before. So I relented pretty quickly because again, she was my best friend. So I was like, okay, okay. So yeah, I put down my bike, which I'm sure still had training wheels on it.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
So I don't even know that I put it down or that I got off my bike. And I walk inside the garage, through the garage door, and my sister, Jennifer, lived in the room above the garage. So I go to go towards her and then she's actually sitting at the top of the steps. I can still see her and she's tying up her tennis shoes. Yeah.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
So Lauren is, you know, right there being like, still telling me like, it's really important. And I'm like, okay, okay. I'm doing it. And so I see Jennifer at the top of the stairs and I said, Jennifer. And of course she doesn't even look up because I'm her little sister. So I say her name again. And she, without even looking up, she goes, what Lucy?
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And I go, Lauren told me to tell you it's not your fault. And her head whipped up. She was like, who, what did you just say? And I said, Lauren told me to tell you it's not your fault. And I remember she looked at me like she was trying to understand. Like she kind of like cocked her head for a second. Like she couldn't believe it. Like her face was extremely shocked.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And I was just like, I don't know. I'm just the messenger. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what it means. I just know that I have to say this. As soon as I said it to Jennifer the second time, I remember looking to Lauren and being like, there, I did it. Are you happy? Because I didn't understand what I was saying. I just knew I was doing a favor that had interrupted our playtime.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
But as soon as I finished saying it the second time, when I said, Lauren told me to tell you it's not your fault, Jennifer burst into tears. It was probably the hardest I had ever seen her cry. And my mom, who must have been listening in from the kitchen, which is just the other side of that wall, my mom comes and wrenches my arm. And she says, who told you to say that? And I said, Lauren.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And she went, Lucy, who told you to say that? And she seemed angry, which at the time, for a long time, I thought I misremembered that. Because I was like, why would she be angry? She seemed sad, but also angry. And I was honestly mad at Lauren because of what just happened. We were having this great time, riding my bike outside. And then she asked me for a favor.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
And then the favor made both my sister and my mom cry and my mom mad at me. And I got sent to my room and I was so confused. So I was in my bedroom, but I remember hearing Jennifer and our mom fighting. Yeah, Lauren was in the room with me and I was really upset. I felt like I had gotten in trouble for doing her a favor.
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Episode 118: Lucy and Lauren
But I remember her reassuring me and kind of telling me that I may not understand now, but I would understand later. you know, eventually things kind of went back to normal. We had dinner and that was that.
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Hey guys, it's Lucy, and I'm about to tell you about the most incredible, unforgettable gift you can get mom this Mother's Day. Have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time, where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S., and they will ship it anywhere across the country for free in time for Mother's Day.
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Goldbelly will ship gift-worthy cakes from Ina Garten and Martha Stewart, Magnolia Bakery's famous banana pudding, New York bagel brunch directly from the city, or even authentic Chicago deep dish pizza. So whether your mom would love something sweet from one of the country's best bakeries or meals from world-famous chefs, Goldbelly has you covered.
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It's a super simple process and the packaging is so cute that I used it for my scrapbook. So if you are looking to make Mother's Day perfect or want to impress your friends and family with an epic meal next time you host, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF. That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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Yeah. I thought I read somewhere there was a service of people that will do that. Like, they'll spread the ashes for you at a set of events. They weren't spreading that.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Hold on a second. Didn't even spread them? Just went out for vacation? Like a trip?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's odd, yeah.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Jessica, we can do a think piece about...
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And we were super confused.
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Like, how do they know that they actually observed or witnessed the game?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
What a faux pas by Uncle Frank. You vacuum it and what do we do?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Greg, you said your teeth are permanent because of your gums, but when you die, your gums erode. So do your teeth then fall out?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Katie, enough shenanigans. Just to catch you up on what we were talking about earlier, who do you think would be the easiest tight end to kill? Wow.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Well, both. Easiest and hardest, yeah. Easiest? I mean, Gronk. Well, naturally, we were talking about immortal tight ends because of the game that we had this past weekend. Sure. Yeah. Gronk, we were talking about it off air, outside. I think that Gronk would be the easiest to trap in a box with a stick. Yes. Yeah, you can lure him in.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And then you get him, like, in a bamboo cage, and you just kind of let him, like, run around in there. And it's fun. Like, I wouldn't want to kill him, right? Yeah, I wouldn't either. But heaven forbid he gets out, yeah.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
As one does this time of year.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I think he would love to be a one-trick actual pony. Yeah, he loves triple doubles. He would be a pony.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
But why against children if it's a dream? Like, why wouldn't you dream of being athletically dominant over athletes? Because I can't imagine. If you're going to dream, dream. Yeah, dream big.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
No. It's awful. All right. What if your soup tasted like Werther's? Yes. That would be good. Yeah. That would be good. Different game.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Why do old people like hard candy? Like you would think with the teeth situation that we'd be looking for like softer things, right?
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Because you won't allow it? Like if you did lose your teeth. No, I'll never lose my teeth.
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Well, let's say you get in a skateboarding accident. You lose some teeth. Are you going to get dentures or you're just going sans teeth moving forward? I would probably go sans teeth. Really?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Lucy watches on planes and she doesn't want Feinbaum to see also.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
How do you get that through security? In her pocket? Did they buy the ashes a ticket? What kind of bag was it? You could just walk past security with powder in a bag?
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That is odd. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
No, but he sat behind me on a flight. And I was so nervous because I knew he was going to be watching my screen.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
um it's c none of the above so we went to the sec championship game at mercedes-benz last year and we were shocked by how like crappy the atmosphere was right you had the same complaints last year yes yeah atlanta is also like the where the way that stadium is kind of located and like what's around it it's just not ideal for tailgating and you combine that with the weather so we were like well this is a tough situation that we're in we'd
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
knew what we were going into. Plus, we knew it was the last off-roading of the year. So if I messed up, there wouldn't be that many consequences. So we went to the aquarium instead.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
We also went to the World of Coke as well. We went to both. The World of Coke?
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I found Dan. Just a joke. I need a job, please. Don't fire me. Hi, Dan, it's Lucy, and we are at the National Championship, the last game of the season, the last off-roading of the season. Now I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news is it is like 12 degrees outside, and I'm not exaggerating. It is literally so cold. No one's tailgating. No one's doing anything.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Good news is no one's tailgating. No one's doing anything. And it's the last off-roading of the season, so we're going to do whatever we want today. So I think we're going to go to the aquarium, maybe the World of Coke. We're really just going to live Atlanta up like the tourists that we are. This is what I look like after 20 weeks on the road, 20 college football games.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Any predictions for the game today? Notre Dame or Ohio State? How does it smell? Like fish. Oh, I touched it and it's so gross. No, they were fast. These guys would go for at least a mil on the portal. Do you agree with Chris Cody's take that you should switch sport allegiances? That dolphin has a very foul mouth. Jesus. They do not agree. We're at the World of Coke now.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
We're going to try a bunch of soda. This is roast before the soda.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Nothing beats a Diet Coke. Too sweet for me. Bad. Too sweet. Cough medicine.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I don't love it. I don't think that's half bad. So, so far, no one from Notre Dame has wanted to talk to us. So this is how I imagine an interview with a Notre Dame fan would go. Hey, do you think Marcus Rieman is super hot? Yes, I do. He's so hot. Do you miss Brian Kelly? Not even at all. I hate that guy. He's the worst. Do you like dressing up like a leprechaun?
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Yeah, it's not weird that I'm a grown adult dressing up as a leprechaun. It's really cool and awesome. Do you know Jessica Smetana? Yeah, I do. She's perfect. She's the love of my life. She's amazing. Awesome. Do you watch The Levitard Show? No. And that's it. How confident are we feeling today? A thousand percent confident. I mean, we're here to play, but it's not really competition.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I mean... What's the deal with the hat?
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Does Ryan Day dye his beard? No.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
But dyeing your beard's not a mistake. What do you guys miss most about Brian Kelly?
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Not even how red his face got? Is losing to that team maybe a good thing?
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
If there are any takeaways from this, the expanded playoff works. Still, it matters. With a loss to Michigan and Oregon, Ohio State wouldn't have made it. And now they're here and they're national champions. And they're going to go down as one of the better national champions of all time. So this ruled, I am so tired in general. I'm from a long, fun day in Atlanta. Thank you for this opportunity.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
It never feels real. I don't know what I'm going to do until August. I vote nothing. But I don't think Medler will approve that.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
She would kill me. That would not go well. I can't do that.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
She's also blocked me on everything. I wouldn't be able to get a hold of her. She even blocked me on Venmo.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Her name in my phone is the literal worst human alive.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I do sort of agree with that take a little bit. However, she blocked me the second we moved out. So I don't think she knows any of this is happening. Let her have it. We don't even know if her real name is Emily. That might be a lie. I may have given you a fake name.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
No. Oh, not a bad guess. Good guess, though. Thank you.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Oh, no, I'll quit this job before I spend time with her.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I saw some really great submissions that I'd be happy to read that people submitted. I said, fine, I'll do that.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Yeah, I saw that one. I thought that one seemed really fair. I saw one that said... Lucy's punishment should be she goes to a bookstore and has a lovely day. And that kind of feels like a good choice. Right. I saw one that it said Dan should pay my student loans. And I said, well, that feels like a really good challenge.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
What about I really will.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
How many movies are there?
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Lucy gets a spa day? That was a really good suggestion. I don't know who sent that in.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I touched a little stingray. I feel like that should count.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
There were let's just say there were a couple. I saw two people, but I'm not going to throw anybody under the bus. I will throw myself under the bus, and I believe that I accidentally cut the line.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Yeah, no, let me tell you. So I get to the airport two hours early. Talk slowly.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Okay, I probably should have gotten there a little earlier. I walk in, and there's no line. It is just like... felt like thousands of people just all herded together. There was like a tiny semblance of a line. So I got in what I thought was that line. No one knows what's going on. It's almost all Notre Dame fans. So everyone's kind of in a bad mood to begin with.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
And then they're telling you like, hey, you're going to have to wait three hours for security. I'm like, fine, whatever. I know there's another flight. I'm very chill about flight stuff. It goes wrong. What are you going to do? And then they start like putting kind of trying to put lines together. It's not going well. I see two media members. They're behind me in line.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I'm like, oh, I know who they are. I turn around and I see them just go ahead and said, whoa, you can do that. I did not do that. I stayed where I was. Then all of these people came together. So many people were cutting me in line that I just cut a couple of people in line because they cut me in line. And then there was this one woman with blonde hair and red pants.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I don't know if that rings a bell for anybody. She was atrociously cutting the line. I almost said something to her. But then I realized, you know what? I don't care that much.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
There was there was no strategy other than me turning around and saying, oh, I think those people were actually ahead of me. My bad. Lucy, like it was totally accidental. It was the worst I've ever seen an airport. I felt like I was at war. So it was insane.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
It got worse after I left. So like I, it probably took me like a bit, like an hour, hour, 15 minutes to get through security. And it got more organized after I left, but it got busier to, when I was there, there were no lines outside.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
There were lines outside by the time I boarded my plane where like you were in TSA pre-check line, which was like 90 minutes long where general boarding was three hours long. And you were outside in Atlanta, which was like in the polar vortex. So it was like 15 degrees outside. I've never seen anything like it. I did make my flight. I got to my gate five minutes before boarding.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
First class was empty. Like, the plane was completely empty because so many people missed their flights. First class.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
No, but I'll give you a hint.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
But I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint. This one's not going to be shocking.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I don't blame anyone except for that one lady in red pants.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Like, just the airport was terrible. The game experience was interesting because it was so cold. It was freezing. You guys are lucky you're talking to me today. I got windburn on my face. I looked like I had terrible blush for days. It was awful. But the game was fun. They had a speaker too loud, which was kind of annoying.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
DJ was bad. I'm a firm believer that, especially in college football, you should never have a DJ. It's fine to have someone in the back putting on music. The University of Georgia had the best music I've ever seen at a football game. They were very, very good. But I don't want to be hearing from a DJ throughout the game.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
And it would go from like they did a lot of like good sort of timeout hits about, you know, MLK Day. So they had like black historians come and talk about these famous black athletes who kind of paved the way at Notre Dame at Ohio State. And then it would go to the DJ and begin singing along to like Hot to Go or something. Just he wasn't just playing music. He was singing it.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
And and the speakers were so loud. It was just, it was too much. And he was trying his best, so I don't want to shit on him, but like, try less.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
um jess actually watched the first half of the game with us and she said something where it was like i feel like this is kind of an nfl energy where i felt that too and i don't know if it was just like the stadium or like sometimes i think that when they go to these neutral site games they play so much into like okay it's a neutral site game so we need a dj we need you know these like silly little games during these these media timeouts or whatever
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
where I kind of wish they had introduced more of like, okay, here's a song Ohio State likes to play, where when we went to the Big Ten Championship game, they did like a pretty decent job of, you know, each sort of break would be designated to a certain fan base, so it kind of reminded you of being in Happy Valley or being in Eugene, and I didn't really get that here.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
It ended up being a much better game than I anticipated. By halftime, I was like, oh, buddy, we're in for one. This is not going to be good, but obviously turned around, so the energy stayed up, but it was like... You risk that every single time you go to a neutral site college football game. I think the only real neutral site college football game that's awesome is Red River.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
That would have been awesome.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
I feel like he's a power broker.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Not him.
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Good Follow - Can Clark Win MVP?, Are The Fever A Superteam?, + Reese & Sky vs Brazil, Met Gala Fashion & More
Something that I was really impressed by was the Sky's offense. Something I read was that this game they had 29 three attempts. Did they make most of them? No, they actually missed a good chunk of them. But compared to the fact that they were averaging 15 threes a game last season, which was the lowest in the W.
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To see them finally take some moves, to have some schematic changes, to try to score more points. Obviously you don't want to go 7 from 29 from 3, that's not ideal. But the fact that you are taking those shots, eventually I know you will make those shots. Especially if you add Hayley Van Lethen to the mix, who I think can shoot really well. It was nice to see a different sort of...
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Obviously you have a new head coach, things are changing, but to see this guy go out there and actively try to score some points, thank you!
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Das ist ein sehr guter Punkt, dass es keine rechten Metriken gibt, für was wir suchen. Es ist also sehr schwierig, alle zu vergleichen, wenn man nicht weiß, was die Standard ist. Aber ich werde nie öffentlich sagen, dass ich Asia Wilson vermisse.
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ever i'll never do that in a million years i'll never do it privately i'll never do it in my life ever especially after that i saw that commercial i was like i'll run through a brick wall for you i'll do whatever i just i'm always going to lead with asia's going to win the mvp that's how i start every single season and then let things you know lie as they will with the caitlin side of things there are so many new moving pieces with the fever that i think are going to
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make her a lot better but I'm gonna I think they're gonna make her less necessary for what the fever are going to do where she's not going to necessarily need to be the center point for every single thing that is happening where I felt like last season that became the case a lot of the time so I think that Caitlin will get better but I think that she will get Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja.
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No, I thought James was really great. I thought Paige. It is so funny to see, no matter how good you are coming from college to the W, the physicality is always jarring at first. And you can see that physically it is just a completely different ballgame. And I think that's obviously going to take some time to adjust for Paige, for every rookie in the league.
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But you have to feel good about this young core right now. Logan, du hast es so perfekt in einem deiner TikToks gesagt, was die W-Präsaison so besonders macht, dass es literally der größte Koppelblock aller Sportler ist und irgendeine Art von... Die Hunger Games. Nein, die Hunger Games sind wirklich perfekt.
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Und es ist einfach wild zu denken, wie viel jeder zeigen muss, wie du dieses Spiel musst, jedes Spiel in der Pre-Saison, um ein Roster zu machen, was die Pre-Saison spannend macht, aber es ist auch furchtbar, ein Fan zu sein und zu sehen, und ich weiß, wir haben nicht viel Zeit übrig, aber für die Verkäufer, die von den Valkyries vor dem Spiel getrennt werden, was meinst du? What do you mean?
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Okay? Ich habe es. Ich habe es. Die meisten Menschen erklären mir die Spielregeln. Sie machen einfach so, wow, aber das ist, das ist ein sehr straight forward. Es ist nicht ein cooles Spiel. Ich werde gut.
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Lucy, you're first. How could you not love it? Right? How could you not love it? I hate that we're even having this discussion. It's just like immediate love. The commercial was great on its own. I just thought it was really well done. I just... It felt so like... It felt like Asia. And that's what you want when you have these big brand partnerships, for it to really feel authentic.
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And Asia has done that with all of her Nike collabs, with her sweatshirts and her shoes, and everything has been amazing. Then we find out that Malia has directed it, I didn't even know, until like three days later. What do you mean? What do you mean? Powerful women getting together? How can we not love this?
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Once again, how could you not love it? How could you not love it? You have the two greatest in the sport kind of giving each other digs. Just a few weeks after a national championship game, that was a blowout. That was not a great performance for South Carolina. I think this type of communication, this type of jarring makes sports fun. You know, it doesn't give a s**t. You know, he doesn't care.
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Donna is out here living the most insane life in the world. It's something that I really love that she said in this was she was like, I didn't even want a statue. I wanted it to be just Asia. Like, how sick is that? She's just like remarkable. Once again, I love it.
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I think all this like jarring, it just makes our sport more fun, especially because like UConn, South Carolina will continue for years to be like probably the most fun rivalry outside of conferences and college basketball.
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This one is another no-brainer. Obviously we hate this, right? Like, what do you mean we're waiving a player we haven't even seen in game time action? I know the seller situation is weird, because she got drafted a lot later than I thought she would. So maybe there's something going on there, but like, I just don't, I'll never understand how...
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wie einfach es ist, jemanden zu schlagen, was ich verstehe, es ist die Natur eines Sportes, was auch immer, aber so, nein, du hast keinen Samplesatz, du hast keinen Samplesatz, um zu wissen, dass du die richtige Entscheidung machst, besonders für die Valkyries, die sehr international schwer gehen, was wie toll ist, du willst eine internationale Präsenz in der W, aber du bist ein neues Team und du wirst keine Leute haben, zu denen Fans sich anziehen können, weil du keinen Hintergrund hast, keine Verbindung von der Schule und wie
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I just think it's kind of setting the Valkyries up to fail a little bit and like maybe not winning, I don't know, but like in building a community. This is why sometimes it can be tough for people to transition from the college, you know, fandom to the W where you're like, like, that's my favorite player. She was amazing. I don't even get to see her in a preseason game.
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Like it's, it's devastating. It sucks. It's the worst part of the sport.
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Nailed it. Love. The accessories was what got me. That's how you do this theme. You go subtle and then you go extreme with the accessories. I thought that was well done. I love it. Ich werde nicht lügen.
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I like it. I agree. Like the theme. I don't think you hit it on the nail. I wish it's just like, this isn't nice. It's just like, it looks, she looks lovely. She looks beautiful. Yeah. Why are you wearing this to the Met Gala and not anywhere else? Right. I just, I'm looking for that extra pizzazz that I'm missing there. So I like it. There's nothing dandy about it, right?
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Love it so much. When you look at Met Gala outfits, you look for like, is it on theme and is it fabulous? And she checked both of those boxes. All the details are amazing. I just, the hat, the swirl in the hair, the hair is what got me. I thought the hair was really what like sold it for me. This was my favorite women's athlete outfit of the Met Gala. Because you did what you were supposed to do.
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People forget that about the Met Gala. Do what they tell you. Assignment understood.
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I love it with one caveat. I thought she looked beautiful. I thought she stuck to the theme. The only caveat is she made me want to cut my hair short. I have seen so many people be like, this look makes me want to bop. I don't need a bop. I don't want a bop. But she makes me want it. I thought this outfit was great. I thought she looked fabulous. I thought it was on theme.
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I just am like, I don't need that haircut.
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I like it. I liked it. I felt like this might be too on the nose for the theme. I wish it was tailored a little bit better. I wish it was just a little more fitting. I love that it's so... That's my thing with the back alley. If you just try, I'm going to be chill with it. I'm going to be happy about it. But I just wish that it was a little more well fitting.
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Without the coat, it would have been crazy casual. But I like that she took something that was her and then made it into her outfit.
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Lucy? Nicht mein Lieblings. Nicht mein Lieblings. Ich weiß nicht, was es ist. Es ist so viel los, aber es erzählt keine Geschichte. Ich fühle mich so potenziell, das zu sagen. Ich sehe nicht... So much going on. There's no story. Like literally. I'd be the worst looking person there. And she's fabulous. And like she got invited and I'll never get invited.
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But it just like, I don't, I don't see how it fits the theme. Like I don't, I don't love, I just don't love it. I wish there was a better answer, but I don't like the ties in the front. I don't know. Yeah. You know, um, first of all,
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But that's what the Met Gala is about. We could not combine together for what she wears. But this is the fun part of the Met Gala for sure.
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I liked it. I won't say I loved it, just because sometimes, like, I don't know if I loved like the midriff area. I think that could have been, I think if it were all one piece, I would have liked it a little bit more. But I love when people take bold risks with like the weird, you know, shape of what they're wearing. And she did that.
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That's a fair assessment. At first, quick shout out, that was at my alma mater, University of Iowa. Sold out that game. Average ticket price was $640. They love women's basketball in Iowa City. Even after Caitlin left, they sold out every game last season. We are. I'm very proud of all of us. And I have loved what the W has done with having games at Notre Dame, at Iowa, at LSU in the preseason.
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And I think what was done really well about it is combining the crazy shape of her dress with very simple look, very simple makeup look, very beautiful hair, but it's all very elegant. So I think she did a pretty good job.
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I don't disagree.
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It is just like the perfect way to engage fans, like get the energy hype, even though it is a preseason game. So just shout out to the W for that. As for the Fever being a super team. Es fühlt sich an, als wäre Superteam ein bisschen ein Abstand für mich. Ich fühle mich, als wären sie am nächsten Niveau darunter. Offensichtlich ist ihr Big Three verrückt.
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Ich denke, sie sind einfach ein wirklich gutes Team. Und was ich liebe, ist, dass sie alles, was die Fever benötigte, in der Freien Agentur bekommen haben.
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They were so smart about picking and choosing the right pieces, where when during that Indiana-Brazil game, Kelsey Mitchell did an in-game interview, just talking about her decision to come back to the Fever, was based on the fact that she really feels like the energy is different now, like people want to win.
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Adding that, those leaders with Colson and Dewana Bonner, it is just, it makes me excited, because I really think that the Fever have done Probably, I think they had the best reagency out of anybody, just the way they put pieces together. So I'm not going to go full super team.
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I'm just going to go really great core that has added perfect complementary pieces, which is what makes good basketball teams.
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Yeah, especially with like, Roz, your point was so great that like you didn't go out and free agency and get your big three. You had already built that. That is the, oh, see, like that just makes me excited because that's how you build a franchise. You know, that is the key to having long term success. And the Fever have done that. Ja, und es waren dunkle Zeiten.
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Shout out to the league. Yeah, it makes everything so much more accessible to where when you're in an Iowa or Louisiana, you might not have close access to go see your favorite W team during the regular season. But to have the ability to have these all starts coming to Iowa City and Baton Rouge and South Bend. Could you imagine if they didn't put this pre-season game on? That 1.3
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Yeah, it's I mean, what rising tides lift all boats like exactly what it is. I just yeah, sometimes it just feels so similar. You're like, why haven't you thought of this before?
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Etwas, was ich liebe, ist, dass deine Interview mich so begeistert hat, weil die Art und Weise, wie sie über Caitlyn sprach, genau das war, was ich als Iowa-Fan, der Caitlyn so viele Jahre geliebt hat, hören wollte, ist, dass sie die Dinge bemerkt hat, bei denen Caitlyn besser sein muss.
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Letztes Jahr war es so, als wäre der Fieber ein so steifes Thema, weil du wahrscheinlich den Spieler bist, der am meisten Definitely the player that has the most eyeballs on them right now. Just such a weird national sensation where to be able to address Caitlyn's downfalls a little bit in such just like a this is how you get better type of way.
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I kind of missed that last year where we were like, please don't They don't share private text messages at a press conference. Like, can we do something a little bit different here? But it makes me excited. Like the fever have just made so many, I think, great changes. And Steph just seems to be like a perfect fit. And she kind of matches Caitlin's energy, which is like a thing you have to do.
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You guys don't even understand this. We were supposed to start 15 minutes ago, but I've been talking about Betsy Johnson nonstop that I've pretty much ruined the whole production schedule.
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Das klingt wie ein Nichts-Burger für mich. Ich habe das immer noch nie verstanden für irgendeinen Sport und irgendeine Konversation. Würdest du nicht immer deinen Athleten sagen, ja, ich würde gerne das Beste sein, was ich tue? Ist das nicht das Ziel? Ist das nicht das, warum du ein Athlet bist? Weil du das Beste willst?
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Und wenn Leute das sagen, sind sie so, wow, ich kann nicht glauben, dass du das Beste willst. Das ist verrückt. Es ist wie alles. And it's a place to literally every single sport where I'm like, what are we doing? Like, of course, I expect everyone to go out there and think that they're the best.
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I loved what you said about just like kind of having that self-awareness with the fact that especially the fever or a team that people just, they have very... Interessante Reaktionen zu sehr, sehr einzigartigen Opinionen, die schlecht sind. Also, du musst dich darauf achten, was du sagst, aber wie, oh nein, einer deiner tollen Spieler sagt, sie will toll sein, ruf die Polizei an, was machen wir?
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Hey, it's Lucy. And have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S. and they will ship it free to your door anywhere in the country. I ordered some buffalo wings and I'm personally quite excited for them to arrive and they look very delicious.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
You're listening to DraftKings Network. Hey, it's Lucy. And have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S. and they will ship it free to your door anywhere in the country.
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I ordered some buffalo wings and I'm personally quite excited for them to arrive and they look very delicious. Gold Belly will ship you Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's or Pat's in Philly, the original Buffalo wings from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, and even Kansas City's most legendary barbecue.
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They have been great, man.
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And if the pizza near you sucks, they will ship you New York pizza from John's on Bleecker or Chicago deep dish from Luminati's or even New Haven or Detroit style pizza. And if you're truly gluttonous, they will ship you Guy Fieri's famous trash can nachos, which I kid you not, are the ultimate game day centerpiece.
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Hey, it's Lucy, and have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time, where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S., and they will ship it free to your door anywhere in the country. I ordered some buffalo wings, and I'm personally quite excited for them to arrive, and they look very delicious.
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GBF- Super Week: Welcome to Radio Row!
Gold Belly will ship you Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's or Pat's in Philly, the original Buffalo wings from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, and even Kansas City's most legendary barbecue. And if the pizza near you sucks, they will ship you New York pizza from John's on Bleecker or Chicago deep dish from Luminati's or even New Haven or Detroit style pizza.
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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)
He does like it raw. What size are those, Greg?
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I can't believe he's never voted for Andrew Jones.
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You're going to give it a long, hard thought?
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No, that's all right.
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Don't you dare. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He finally saw it, how ridiculous he was being. Wait, wait, because... Don't cave in. All right. You stopped. Let him cave in.
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Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Also, ich habe hier ein paar Insekten.
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Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Es riecht wirklich gut. Ich kann es nicht auf Feuer lassen. Ich war nicht ermöglicht, das zu tun. Also, das ist ein bisschen überraschend. Ich wollte uns ein paar Atemübungen machen, aber dann erinnerte ich mich, wir sind ein Audio-Medium und Video. Aber für das Audio, das würde wirklich schmerzen, wenn wir nur da sitzen und zusammen atmen.
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Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Sie waren schlecht und ich war überwältigt. Also möchte ich, dass alle einen tiefen Atem nehmen. Halt es für zwei Sekunden. Greg kann das nicht machen. Und lasse es aus. Okay, wieder machen. Ein tiefes Atmen. Und raus. Jetzt möchte ich, dass du dein Atmen hörst, wenn es rauskommt.
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Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Danke, ich mache Yoga mit Adrienne Videos. Sie hat mir alles erzählt, was ich weiß. Sie ist toll. Sie ist die beste Yoga-YouTuber. Ich schicke dir ihre Videos. Ich möchte, dass alle atmen. Augen offen oder geschlossen? Geschlossen. Aber lass es laut sein. So wie... Ja, wirklich den Atemhals hören.
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Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Aber wirklich den Atemhals hören. Das wird alle schlechten Gefühle rausnehmen. Einmal mehr. In und aus.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Besser? Zentriert. Zentriert? Will jemand jetzt schreien?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Oh mein Gott, Dan. Du kannst nicht schießen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Er hat es noch nicht. Er hat es noch nicht. Und raus. Und wenn du redest, hör auf. Atmen. Und raus.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Just remember, Dan, Stu, I control your microphones, so I can turn them off whenever I want.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Yoga with Adrian doesn't have to deal with this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
This isn't working at all. I feel stoned. That's good. That's what we want.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Everyone, we're going to stop the breathing exercises. Keep breathing. Lift your arms up over your head. Mountain pose. Bring it down to your third eye. Keep your eyes closed. Breathe in. And out. Drop it down to your heart. Und erinnere dich, dass wir uns lieben und dass wir schön sein wollen. Und raus. Okay, Arme nach oben. Atme ein, als du deine Arme nach oben legst.
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Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Ich weiß es nicht. Sie kommt aus Austin, also glaube ich nicht, dass das an etwas zu tun hat. Und schiebe es in dein drittes Auge und atme aus. Okay, hält das für zwei Atemzüge. Dan, das ist dein Herz, nicht dein drittes Auge. Jetzt schiebe es in dein Herz. Wie fühlen wir uns? Wie fühlen wir uns jetzt?
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Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Stu, du bist nicht so gut. Du musst dich ein wenig bewegen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Bewege deine Arme höher. Du willst ein wenig strecken.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Ich denke, er wünscht sich, dass er in dieser Yoga-Klasse ist. Jetzt schiebe es in dein Herz. Mein Herz. Und loslassen. Lassen Sie es aus. Lassen Sie alle schlechten Gefühle raus. Alle bewegen Ihre Arme ein wenig. Fühlen wir uns gut? Fühlen wir uns großartig? Fühlen wir uns wirklich gut? Wollen wir nicht mehr mit einander argumentieren?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Everyone, you did so amazing. I'm so proud of you. And honestly, I feel so much better.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Fußball ist objektiv ein sehr dummer Sport, also finde ich, dass es total Sinn macht. Wie ich Fußball sehe, ist es in dem Sinne, dass wir die meisten athletischen Spieler haben, die einfach zu Tod kämpfen. Und es kommt meistens auf den schlechtestathletischen Mann auf dem Feld zu, den Kicker. Das ist Fußball aufgesammelt. Also ja, die Dinge werden seltsam werden. Der Turf wird nicht funktionieren.
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Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Die Leute werden die Regeln nicht kennen. Ich wusste die Regeln nicht. Taylor musste sie aufschauen und mir sagen. Everything's okay. I just want to say I hate the vibes in here right now. Everybody's yelling. It's making me uncomfortable. I'm having a bad time.
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Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Ich denke, Männer müssen auf ihre Emotionen arbeiten und wie sie die Dinge behandeln. Sie sind so dramatisch. Es ist einfach so, dass es nicht nötig ist, zu weinen. Alles ist vorbei. Greg, wirst du nur bleiben? Oh, du wirst nur bleiben. Du wirst nicht gehen. Okay, Greg ist weg. Es ist nur ich hier jetzt und ich fühle mich endlich sicher. So sollte das Dan Levitard Show sein.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Lucy's Meditation
Willkommen bei der Lucy Rodin Show mit Stu Gotts und niemand anderem. Ich bin fertig.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Das Interessante ist, wenn man sich die 2007 Patriots anschaut, die nicht gewonnen haben, gaben sie nur mehr als 20 Punkte fünfmal in dieser Saison. Aber sie hatten Tom Brady und Randy Moss. Und so sind sie bekannt für ihre Offense. Aber einige dieser Patriots-Teams, die von Belichick als Koordinator geführt wurden, waren in manchen Fällen geführt, weil sie so dominant waren, was ihre Defense war.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
They only scored 30 points or more three times this entire season. And the last time they did it was a win against the Raiders in Week 12.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
If Mahomes carries it with these offensive juggernauts for the next several Super Bowls that he wins and it's because there's 30 points per game being scored and it's all about the offense, I do wonder if we remember the one season where it was carried by the defense.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort. Specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John hat gerade einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John-Handzüge trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Texture. Es gibt eine echte Komfort.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Und ich kann sagen, dass sie den Eindruck gelegt haben, um sicherzustellen, speziell in unserem Fall mit Männern, dass wir sich komfortabel fühlen würden. Ehrlich gesagt, hat Tommy John das Spiel für mich verändert. Ich weiß, es wird ein guter Tag sein, wenn ich aus der Tür gehe und Tommy John aufhören werde. No distractions, no adjusting, just all day confidence.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands, something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Aber ich hasse die Leute, die sich für die Tür einladen. Das sind die schlimmsten Leute im Welt. Das sind die Leute, die sich für die Tür einladen, die in Gruppe 5 sind.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Es ist furchtbar. Warum hast du so viel Druck? Du streust mich aus. Das ist genau richtig. Das ist genau richtig. Das ist die Art, wie du es handeln musst. Und ich kann mir vorstellen, dass krank Greg oder krank Jess es gemacht hätte, weil das Beste ist, dass ich zu jedem von ihnen gesprochen habe am nächsten Morgen.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Ich war mit Greg am Flughafen und ich habe gesagt, oh, eine der lustigsten Dinge, die ich je gesehen habe, war, dass du und Jess so krank interagiert habt. Und er hat gesagt, Jess war krank? Und dann, als ich Jess darüber gelesen habe und gesagt habe, oh Mann, Lucy und ich sagten, es ist wie National Geographic, watching you and Drunk Greg interact. Sie meinte, Greg war trank?
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Das ist, wie trank jeder von ihnen war. Sie haben nicht mal bemerkt, wer der andere war.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Aber jetzt, richtig? Denn das ist das Interessante. Andy Reid ist in den Superbowl gekommen und hat sie nicht mit den Eagles gewonnen. Aber das ist mehr Erfolg, als Bill Belichick in seinen anderen Stufen in der NFL hatte. Das ist fair. And then Belichick was given the credit for creating Tom Brady for so long. But then as more time went along, we were giving more and more credit to Brady.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
And so now Belichick loses some of the shine. But with Andy Reid, the interesting part is, he had some success at another franchise. And now that he's blessed with one of the great quarterbacks of all time, he goes to four out of five Super Bowls and wins three of them. So it's almost the anti-Belichick in terms of the narrative, which is interesting.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist. Also muss ich hier einen Moment von den Lachen nehmen und meine ernsthafte Stimme aufnehmen, weil ich nie, nie über eine 5G-Netzwerk-Netzwerk-Netzwerk-Netzwerk-Netzwerk-Netzwerk-Netzwerk Not even once.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the US population.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
That's code dan50off at factormeals.com slash dan50off for 50% off plus free shipping.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three
I'm not stalking him. Transition. So, I know this feels a weird thing for me to follow, but everything's fine. I'm not stalking Dan Marino. Just want that super clear. I worked an event a few months ago that Dan Marino was at. And for what I was doing, I kept having to go up and talk to him. But the people I was working with wouldn't tell him that I was like, oh, also working this event.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three
So I just kept going up to him. I took like five. Oh nein! Oh nein! Wie oft habe ich zu ihm gesprochen? Er hat vermutlich gedacht, dass ich die wichtigste Person in seinem Leben bin. Und leider ist Caitlin Clarke nicht er. Also habe ich einfach immer zu ihm gesprochen. Er hat gesagt, hey, ich erinnere dich, ich erinnere dich.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three
Und dann war er bei der Draftkings-Setup bei Radio Row und ich dachte, er denkt, dass ich folge. Also musste ich hinschauen. Ich musste mich bei Radio Row verstecken, weil ich nicht wollte, dass Dan Marino denkt, dass ich ihn stocke. Was ich nicht bin, übrigens.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three
Ich wollte einen Paycheck bekommen, den ich bekommen habe, und das war großartig. Aber ich wünschte, dass sie ihm wissen würden, dass ich für Arbeit da war und nicht nur, weil ich ein super Dan Marino Fan bin. Und er ist gut und großartig und es war sehr schön, die 15 Male zu treffen, in denen ich mich wieder auf ihn erinnern musste.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three
I'm not, by the way, I'm not.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three
You got me there, Dan. I don't have a comeback for that.
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Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
Hey guys, it's Lucy, and I'm about to tell you about the most incredible, unforgettable gift you can get mom this Mother's Day. Have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time, where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S., and they will ship it anywhere across the country for free in time for Mother's Day.
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Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
Gold Belly will ship gift-worthy cakes from Ina Garten and Martha Stewart, Magnolia Bakery's famous banana pudding, New York bagel brunch directly from the city, or even authentic Chicago deep dish pizza. So whether your mom would love something sweet from one of the country's best bakeries or meals from world-famous chefs, Gold Belly has you covered.
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Hour 2: John Ortiz Loves The Boost Mobile Hotline
It's a super simple process and the packaging is so cute that I used it for my scrapbook. So if you are looking to make Mother's Day perfect or want to impress your friends and family with an epic meal next time you host, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF. That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)
I'm not going to leave you here with nothing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)
Hey guys, it's Lucy, and I'm about to tell you about the most incredible, unforgettable gift you can get mom this Mother's Day. Have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time, where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the US, and they will ship it anywhere across the country for free in time for Mother's Day.
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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)
Gold Belly will ship gift-worthy cakes from Ina Garten and Martha Stewart, Magnolia Bakery's famous banana pudding, New York bagel brunch directly from the city, or even authentic Chicago deep dish pizza. So whether your mom would love something sweet from one of the country's best bakeries or meals from world-famous chefs, Gold Belly has you covered.
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Hour 1: The Inconclusive Legacy Game (feat. Nate Tice)
It's a super simple process and the packaging is so cute that I used it for my scrapbook. So if you are looking to make Mother's Day perfect or want to impress your friends and family with an epic meal next time you host, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF. That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You have to. Of course. Caleb had one yesterday. Yep. Made the most of it. 20 yards or so.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You get a cool trophy. That trophy's awesome. I hate the Pop-Tart Bowl. Why? It's awesome. Yeah, it's like the biggest bowl outside of the ones that matter.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
All right. Needs a better name? What's better than Pop-Tart Bowl? It just needs a better one.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You hate Camping World Stadium, right? It's an awful stadium. Yeah. Every year it feels like it's there.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
It's probably a must-win. Like, you don't want to lose the Pop-Tarts.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
No, you wouldn't. Oh, please. Mario Cristobal last year. I don't want to go to a bowl game. I'd rather opt out of it. What? What are you, Marshall?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
It's not the Tony the Tiger Bowl.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Let's do it. Iowa State's in it, so Lucy might be rooting for Miami.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Oh, no.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Isn't there also a mystery Pop-Tart to be revealed? There is.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Give me a Gator Bowl. I mean. And the Rose Bowl has a parade. It's about football and Pop-Tarts.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Lucy. Lucy.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
please drink responsibly smirnoff number 21 vodka distilled from grain 40 alcohol by volume the smirnoff company new york new york please do not share with anyone under legal drinking age don lebertard so like there was a time that that and i'll tell you who this person is that i admired and i said that'd be a great career for me ryan seacrest
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
And then to take it a step further, you know, just a couple weeks ago, James Corden was stepping down and said, you know who would be a great replacement for him? Me. I could do that. I could replace James Corden, right? I actually agree with you on that. If I don't have to move to L.A.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
and I could just do this somewhere near the Tamiami area, like they have an old, you know, theater that's kind of abandoned right now. Maybe we do something there. I mean, people like to come to Miami, right? Turn the abandoned Kmart into your late, late show studio.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
That's a good question. It seems like a package deal. They're getting towed?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
She was dressed like a showgirl, right? Not like a pageant. I think that's the mistake we made.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
All right.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
We faded her down when we listened to Jeremy all day? Why did we fade that down? What is this? This is a crime against humanity.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I still don't understand how Carvana works, because there's one of those right next to Topgolf. They make it seem like it's a car vending machine, but it's not like that.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Like, I don't swipe my card and then, like, push, like, A15 and then... It's quite the shot game. Dodge Ram comes down.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Yeah. A lot to learn. Anyways, how many toys do you think we've collected?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Is Tony scaring people, maybe? Can he just take off the beard? Why is he wearing a costume? Because he's Cuban Santa.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
What is happening?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Don't you miss viewing sports through that prism, though? Like, I'm envious of Lucy. Like, I wish that I could still be happy.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
We also didn't say that. Dan Campbell said that.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I'm tired of it. Billy, why does that delight you so much? It's a big day today. Today's championship day in the NBA Cup. Christ enough. Yeah, today's a championship. Bucks against someone. Oh, LeBron didn't make it, huh? Well, he took vacation. The Bucks against somebody?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Oh, yeah, the Thunder. That's right. Big one.
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I just we don't know these people. I think this is all like really weird. They're they're very young. I don't I saw some of this on social media and I was like, that's enough social media that I put my phone down. I think it's weird to harass college athletes. I think it's weird to harass professional athletes about like their dating lives. We don't know them.
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I just it's gotten a little weird and I would like to just ignore that it's happening.
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And Brittany Mahomes is a public figure now. This is, I think, a slightly different situation.
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Doesn't get you very far around here.
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Just to put a bow on this Travis Hunter thing, Dan, if other people want to do all that stuff, they can do it. I feel like, personally, I don't need to do any of it. Not for me. Maybe for other people, not for me.
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Well, to your point, Dan, yes. I think what I've seen on the internet is sort of a lot of people assuming things about people they don't know and making really kind of weird comments about people they don't know when it does feel like it should be a week to celebrate him and what a great football player he is. Obviously, he is...
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Also someone with internet celebrity and has sort of welcomed some of this fame into his life. Like, I understand that aspect of it. But, like, I, as a football fan and someone that's not super invested in his personal life, I'm not that interested in that conversation. I'm more interested in the football part of it, which is that he was... Yeah, right. What position is he going to play?
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Who's going to draft him? What's he going to do in the NFL? Who's going to win the Heisman next year? That conversation's already started. There's a lot of other stuff to me that's more interesting.
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Before we officially conclude our Heisman conversation, Jeremy had something he wanted to add to the frame.
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Kevin Clark, Poppy. Who are the other three?
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How many Boise State games did you watch this year?
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I feel like the argument for Gabriel is that he is QB rating-wise right there with Cam Ward, threw as many touchdowns, but is just not going to give you the same type of style of play as Cam Ward. But I guess I could see why you would vote for him instead of Cam Ward when he played multiple top 25 defenses. Miami really didn't have those kinds of games this year.
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I agree that Cam Ward is a great quarterback. That's why I said Miami's going to win all their games. They didn't. They disappointed me, but I thought he single-handedly could do it. And, you know, single-handedly he almost did.
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But his Heisman odds did go down after the Georgia Tech game. That was sort of the turning point on the season.
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If he played better in that game, I think it would have given him a lot of momentum into the ACC championship weekend, which I think a lot of people, their last thing that they saw was Jenty putting up these ridiculous stats in championship weekend. Travis Hunter, his last couple games of the season, he had outstanding games.
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So yeah, I think it helps having momentum in the last half of the season. And Miami definitely didn't have that. Cam Ward, I think, was maybe a little bit of a victim of that.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That's how I get people when they're really mean to me. I'm not like, go F yourself. I'm like, I hope you have the day you deserve. It's a great, it's a great kind insult.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
No, I don't think you should care. And I don't think it was terrible. I think that's just like how Houston plays basketball. They're a very like make you lose your will to live type of team. So it was...
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
what Houston was and so for Florida to be able to match their style of play to Houston's which is like insane I actually thought made it a pretty good game and the fact that like we've kind of gone through this tournament at least the earlier rounds with no upsets a lot of blowouts like even if it's not the prettiest game in the world and you're talking to an Iowa football fan here so like I'm probably the worst person to ask this question to it's like yay we finally got a close game so I don't know why you're complaining
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I agree with that like 98%. I do think you can make that argument for Duke as well. But I think what plays into that the most is the fact that they were in the SEC, which got, what, nine teams in the tournament? More than that? I don't know. The SEC was far away the best conference ever.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
You can make the conversation that it was the best conference ever in history this year with how good they were with Auburn, Florida, Tennessee, Alabama. Those are insanely good teams. So I'm fine with that because Florida went through a gauntlet. You win the SEC tournament. You then go and, what, six straight in the NCAA tournament. Incredibly impressive from Florida.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
What is your shirt? What are you wearing? What is my shirt?
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
What is that shirt? Where did you get that shirt from?
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Can you stand up? I'd like to see the rest of it.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Yeah, that's a crazy shirt.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
It's Dan Flashes. It's like, I think you should leave.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That's a crazy shirt.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
In 99 out of 100 times that game against Houston, Duke probably would have won. Things just went so batshit crazy at the end that it was one of those games where I had to rewind because I was so confused how any of that happened. I think that you could make the argument with how Duke was playing in the tournament that they were the best team in the country with the fact that
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Florida had done like they, you know, obviously one got there, but they were doing it closely. Duke was blowing everyone out. So I'm curious how that game would have played out had it been Duke and not Houston, because I think Duke could have beat Florida. And so but that's just not how the tournament works.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
You know, you do what Duke did against Houston and you don't deserve to play in the national championship.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That's a crazy hot take. That's a hot, hot, hot take. Do you know what else is hot, hot, hot? Jimmy John's new toasted sandwich. Off-roading is sponsored by Jimmy John's. They're finally here and they're hot. Try new toasted sandwiches at Jimmy John's. Order one today.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I did. I said it was hot, hot, hot, like Jimmy John's toasted sandwiches.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
He's insanely good. Your take is crazy. He's just so versatile. He could play in the point. He's one of the better defenders in college basketball. He's just an insanely versatile player and has been electric the whole season. My brother had a similar take to you, which is that Cooper Flagg is as good as he is, but he has to make that last shot.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
If you're that guy, you've got to make that shot, which I kind of agree with. But that's crazy. We've been hearing about him forever, and I think he's lived up to every expectation.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
UConn has not won a national championship since the Obama administration. It's been a long time. It doesn't feel as long just because we always associate UConn with success, with national champions. They were favored to win the game against South Carolina. They were a seven-point favorite-ish, according to our friends at DraftKings.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
What was shocking to me was just how they beat South Carolina, how dominant they were considering they weren't hitting threes in the first half. It was just like Don Staley said, we got punched in the mouth and that's exactly what happened. That was shocking to me because Don Staley doesn't lose like that.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And the only other time that I've seen the South Carolina team lose like that was against UConn earlier in the season. I just did not see that happening again. especially after the way that South Carolina played Texas. They were very dominant against Texas. It was just like a UConn sort of team of destiny. Everything with A.C.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Fudd's injury and Paige Beckers and like wrapping up her college career like it was meant to happen like this. And the thing with UConn is I think they should go celebrate. And you know what I think they should do? I think they should go on a trip via Priceline. This is brought to you by Priceline. Are you dreaming about that trip? UConn Huskies. Book it and go to your happy price with Priceline.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
don't particularly care about his job but he's like very obviously had work done like it's very clear that he's had work done which is fine get work done if you want to get work done i don't care but when he was at that snl 50 reunion he did like a red carpet interview and i was like oh my whoa that's a new jaw like it's he he's gotten implants
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I think he was like sort of a sex symbol before because he's funny and women like funny men. Like he was definitely a celebrity crush before. I don't think he needed to get the jaw implants. Also, he's married to Olivia Munn. Like you're good. Your life has worked out for you, John Mulaney. But I don't know. If you guys want to go see John Mulaney, I don't know if he's touring.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't know what's up. You can use the GameTime app for shows as well. What time is it? It's GameTime. Download the GameTime app and redeem code Lucy for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That's because you put implants in.
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The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I've never been to New Orleans, so I'm actually really just excited to go. I'd like to have a beignet. Maybe I'll get a beverage or two and make it appropriate since Venmo is sending me. And by the way, quick shout out to Venmo. They're my favorite social media app. That's where you learn all the good stuff that's happening.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Maybe. I don't know. I will say, Billy, get well soon. However, really good news. Rose doesn't have to do as much work now and we get to hang out.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Oh, I think so. Okay, thank you. Well, us hanging out is...
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Dan, you were with me last year at Radio Row. We were there together.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
You just said you do miss her. I'm on the phone with her for 30 seconds. You know, what am I? Hello. All right.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
We carpooled, and on the car ride over, you talked to me about had I been to Radio Row before.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Yes. So here's the thing. Here's the situation. I have had a great time on off-roading, potentially too great of a time. So I'm not permitted to make company purchases. So I was told that I would be getting an Iguanodon thing in the mail. And I did. And I went online and I looked and it was $900 for a costume. And I thought, hmm, even that's a little intense. So this is what showed up.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
is this really janky Iguanodon t-shirt that I definitely didn't make myself. I would have never done that. I would have done a much better job. Perfect. Way to go, Lucy.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Dan, I walked to get coffee this morning. Everyone was like, is that a band? What is on her shirt? Why is it not level? And why are the letters spaced out? It was incredibly embarrassing.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Dan, I feel like you don't remember last year's show, because five minutes ago you asked me if I had been to the Super Bowl. Listen here, Iowa.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I worked so hard. This is so rewarding.
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
All right, last sort of weekend of college football for a hot minute. So I'm going to the SEC championship game, Texas-Georgia rematch. I really love Texas minus two and a half here. If you guys remember the last time Texas and Georgia played, it was not close. Texas only got back into the game by throwing a bunch of trash on the field.
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
This time I think Georgia's going to throw trash on the field. Yeah! I think Texas has really figured things out. I think they might be, outside of Oregon, the best team in college football right now. This is a revenge game. Georgia's kind of falling apart. Texas is putting things together. I'm taking the Longhorns. Minus two and a half.
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
It was funny at the time. Weird argument.
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
That's not accurate. Look it up.
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
I wasn't yawning. I was just stretching.
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Wait, starting Wednesday?
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
If I remember correctly, you did bring this up approximately 90 seconds ago. So I feel like we did already touch on this. And I was really looking forward to the sticker conversation because I'm into scrapbooking. So whatever stickers you don't give to Sebastian, please send to me so I can use for my scrapbook.
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
I'm 26. I don't have any stickers on my laptop. But he's older. But I don't know. Why does he not have the stickers? Oh, Greg has some, and he's like 800. Yeah.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
When we were at the hotel after Rose got pepper sprayed, she looked at me and goes, I didn't know Miami and Syracuse were rivals.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I discuss. I do not argue. I am a lady. He argues, though.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
When have Ohio State fans ever been reasonable, though?
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Dan Lanning might be a little higher. He's only been at Oregon for like two years. But Ohio State is a different job than everywhere else in the country. It's different standards at Ohio State.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
And now he's sitting at the airport next to me. How the mighty have fallen.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
A little bit.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Hot people are allowed to make mistakes.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Who is talking about Alabama but you? I have not heard anyone else bring up Alabama but you.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Yeah, hot people get treated differently. Like if he were ugly, I think Notre Dame would be ranked a little bit lower.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
He just has like looked deeply in my eyes and then tried to tell me I've messed up. And you can't because he's so pretty.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Who here has said that?
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I'm not voting for Alabama, but your argument that Syracuse is better than South Carolina is batshit crazy.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
You keep talking about losses and something that you have emphasized so much is that Miami has 10 wins.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
What is the best win for Miami?
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
You need to answer the question that I'm asking. Louisville or the Gators.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Florida would probably win if they played next week. So your best win is over a 7-5 football team.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
So your best wins are a 7-5 Georgia Tech team and a 7-5 Florida team. I just want to make sure I'm hearing you correctly.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Mike, you are answering the questions I'm asking.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Which is important. They lost Alabama.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I don't choose who's in the playoff. And I wish I did. Well, it doesn't seem like you're picking anybody for the playoff. It would be incredibly cool. However, if we're looking at what the college football playoff committee does, they go off recency bias. Am I incorrect in saying that? No.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Thank you, Greg.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Overrated. I miss Jessica so much.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Sight unseen. Okay. You could also use it to go to the ACC championship game. Yeah, that's true. If you're an SMU or Clemson fan this weekend.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I would just say my kind of closing moment on this, which I'd like to close down.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
If Clemson wins, none of this means shit, right? Miami has put themselves in a position where Dabo Sweeney decides their fate. That's fucking crazy.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
When they were in the ACC, they avoided the two toughest teams in the conference. Miami should be in Charlotte this weekend, and they are not. And now it is all riding on Dabo Sweeney. That is the situation that they are in, that they put themselves in. Don't lose to Georgia Tech. Don't lose to Syracuse when you're a top five team in the country.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I thought I said closing. I thought I said we were done.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
I don't scream. I'm a lady.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
That's the same pitch Iowa gives the punters. Same one.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Oh, my God. Why wouldn't they?
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
It'd be so cool.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
No. Yeah. It's sort of like the thing where if you don't use your car for a while, you want to make sure you're starting it so it doesn't get rusty or whatever. Yeah. These are you all problems. Yesterday, I had a t-shirt on and somebody stopped me to be like, hey, do you need to go get a jacket or something? I was like, it's okay. It's really chill. And it was like 63 degrees or something.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Yeah, you just go to the red.
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Local Hour: Flag Planting Leads To Death
I think everyone needs to just relax. You know what? Let's go to a different place right now. I want to go to a beach. Everyone shut your eyes. Let's just relax. Just relax. The gulls are chirping. All right, we're good now.
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Local Hour: Flag Planting Leads To Death
The windshield wiper. You got to get this rain off of him. It was like pouring out.
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Local Hour: Flag Planting Leads To Death
Oh, turn that alarm off. All right.
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Local Hour: Flag Planting Leads To Death
Oh, my God. I want to hear it. I mean, there's so much traffic today.
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Local Hour: Flag Planting Leads To Death
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I can make it work.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm judging you because you made it sound like Jeremy's at the mall going up to people and be like, oh, my name's Jeremy. You want to be my friend? That is what he's doing. I cannot judge.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Thank you, Lucy. No, because he's going up and talking to salespeople. That's completely different. I cannot judge that because when I lived in Miami and I couldn't make friends, I got so desperate at a point that I was going up to people on the street asking them to be my friend.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Honestly, good for Penn State. We saw last year that Penn State really made some... You're only going to get as far as James Franklin can take you when you're Penn State. So bringing in good coordinators has already made such a huge difference in bringing Andy Kodelnicki in last season.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
It made a huge difference with the Penn State offense, with Drew Aller returning, and Penn State has so much talent coming back to go poach the defensive coordinator for the national championship winning team, arguably the best defensive coordinator in college football behind Phil Parker.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
it was just such like a we are taking this so seriously move like this is what exactly what i think penn state needed to do now jim knowles will probably be the highest paid coordinator ever in college sports because he is just they really really wanted this move and so it seems lateral to people sometimes it even seems like okay you're taking a lesser job jim knowles is gonna make so much money and penn state has really just positioned themselves to be sort of a favorite going into next season
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I would have gone with Jim Knowles honestly would have been my answer with, I know that some Ohio state fans aren't happy with the amount of time it took for him to really get Ohio state to the level he wanted to, but he's a game changing coordinator.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Like he can really take your defense from, from something that's solid, from something that's average to a national championship winning defense where obviously Ohio state had a great offense this year. Obviously they had some of the best receivers in the country. But their defense was really what solidified them as the best team in the postseason and the best team in college football.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
So I like what Penn State did. I really, really think that the decisions that I'm seeing Penn State make, which I never would have thought I'd say this, especially about James Franklin, but good move.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't love it. I think kind of one of my more people might not agree with takes with NIL is I kind of hate that the responsibility has come on to the fans. I will never donate to Iowa's NIL. I'm just not going to do that. I think there are better things I can give my money to. And I don't like, especially when like,
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
you'll have coaches come out after a bad loss i know mark stoops did this at kentucky and be like oh well you want us to win it's your responsibility to do that and i think a service like this kind of pushes that narrative that like if i want my favorite team to win a national championship game i have to go give them money
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I kind of hate that a lot because I think that especially college football, where most of the fan bases aren't these big, you know, major cities, they're small Midwestern areas, you know, the South, like it's not super wealthy, wealthy areas to ask the fans fund these teams I really actively hate. So I don't love that. I think it's like a like a nifty idea. I would never participate in it.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And I think that it does sort of spread this kind of idea that like you have to give money to your team when a lot of fans are already giving money to their team. They're already buying merch. They're already buying season tickets. They're already going to games like you guys are bleeding us dry.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
He seems like a not nice guy, and he's always been a not nice guy. I don't care for him, and I hope he has the day he deserves.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That's how I get people when they're really mean to me. I'm not like, go F yourself. I'm like, I hope you have the day you deserve. It's a great kind insult. Yes.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I thought we had. I went through, I looked at all the responses. Half of them made me incredibly uncomfortable, and I think it's inappropriate for a lot of you to have asked me to do the things that you did, but there were some good ones. Like, Lucy goes to the bookstore, has a nice day. Okay, sure, I could do that. Lucy goes to the spa. Okay, sure, I could do that. Lucy goes to the mall.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Okay, sure, if that's what the people want me to do, then I'll do it. There was one. Dan pays off Lucy's student loans. Okay, sure, I'm fine with that. That seems like a good challenge. People are giving good ideas, and then I bring them to you all, and then you get mad at me because you don't like the ideas that have been given.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
If I go to the bookstore, then I have to walk to the bookstore, cold outside. What if they don't have the book I want? That's a problem. There's so many things that could go wrong going to the bookstore that it's honestly kind of even reckless and dangerous for you to ask me to do anything, but I'll settle for going to the bookstore.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Dan, my parents are divorced. I can't be spoiled.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
No, not how it worked.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Oh, am I still a part of this segment? We just went to Alligator. I don't know what happened there.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Look, it makes you a little cranky. I'm not much of a bowler.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I wonder why it didn't go to you. Listen, you just cut me off and I had another good point. Now I forgot it. No, just kidding. I didn't. I think bowling is really expensive in Miami. I remember Taylor was telling me that if you wanted to go bowl downtown, it was like $100. Okay.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm just confused by the idea of a bowling rave. I would like more details if anyone has them.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I've had enough of DJs lately.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm sorry. It should be.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
How does one dress up as that? Is there like a costume? Do I like... You go on Amazon right now.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
Hey guys, it's Lucy, and I'm about to tell you about the most incredible, unforgettable gift you can get mom this Mother's Day. Have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time, where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S., and they will ship it anywhere across the country for free in time for Mother's Day.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
Gold Belly will ship gift-worthy cakes from Ina Garten and Martha Stewart, Magnolia Bakery's famous banana pudding, New York bagel brunch directly from the city, or even authentic Chicago deep dish pizza. So whether your mom would love something sweet from one of the country's best bakeries or meals from world-famous chefs, Gold Belly has you covered.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
It's a super simple process and the packaging is so cute that I used it for my scrapbook. So if you are looking to make Mother's Day perfect or want to impress your friends and family with an epic meal next time you host, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF. That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I believe so.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
I was assaulted. It's fair for me to do that. I will not be silenced.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
This is the first time I've been on this show. This is how everyone's going to know me, the vomit girl.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
Trash cans are expensive. That seems kind of wasteful.
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
Did they beat that trash can too?
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PTFO - Share & Cinderella & Tell with Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman
Oh, that one had a family.
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What is a zip technically?
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Have you seen the Chihuahua guy?
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It is pretty cool though. That dog does crazy tricks.
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He just like jumps and like climbs over the person. Like it's hard to explain, but he's doing like cool tricks. It's like acrobatics, but for a Chihuahua. But the like, the course is the person.
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Yes.
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And I know that the Mrs. Wolf, she has like an apron, I believe.
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Yeah, they always have. Clemson doesn't have like a, they have a regular tiger. They don't have like a female version of it. They have like a little one that there's, I've asked the relation and I asked the mascot directly. So he wasn't able to speak to me, but he gave me thumbs up, thumbs down. He said they're cousins. Yeah.
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I'm so happy we've talked about this. Let's talk about all the lady mascots. My favorite thing is when a school just adds lady in front of their mascots.
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Oh, my God. I'm going to throw up all over again. It's going to happen.
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It's horrible. It's so bad.
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Yeah, but I think they also have other courses too. I think he brings props.
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Daddy, they're not barbarians.
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I'm 16 years old. I'm not a child anymore.
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I did not know she was 16 years old in that movie.
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You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Also, we're, like, ignoring the fact that, like, he can't talk to her. He doesn't even know what she's like because she trades her voice.
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Yeah, he's like, oh, I love it.
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I believe that he went to Illinois State because I have a friend who went to Illinois. This is a deep cut. I had a friend that went to Illinois State, and I'm pretty sure that they have, like, a good circus program. Like, that's something that they have. Like, I know Florida State has a good circus program, but I think that Illinois State does as well. But I'm not positive.
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That's an improvement.
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Because we're childhood friends.
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So Roger and I have obviously both spent a lot of time at sporting events, especially college football, which is such a fun atmosphere. It's very lively. The fans are super into it. I think it's one of the best atmospheres in sports. March Madness is such a great postseason event. It's the best postseason in sports.
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It is not a good event to go to as a fan. Except for the women. The women is great because you have home rounds. Going to a, like, men's tournament is not fun. It's not enjoyable. Like, it's a sport meant to be watched on your couch. So I think that, like, if I was in charge, which I'm not, haven't been asked.
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I'm not even in, like, the rumor mill for potentially being in charge.
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look no one's really in charge of that thing anyways so like I could easily do it so put Lucy in charge that's what I'm saying but my like experience for this that I really think was so fun was I got to go to the March Madness tournament when it was the COVID year and it was entirely in Indianapolis and so they only had crowds at like 20-25% which like obviously changed the vibe that sounds like it sucked
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It was so fun as a fan because the ability to have all of the games taking place within like a 45 mile radius. So when you're going to these games, like I don't mean to be rude. I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I don't think people are going to Greensboro to hang out in Greensboro. Like, I just don't think that's happening.
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And so ideally, if we could like lessen the number of stops of locations, I think it could be so cool to like consume all the college basketball that you can. Like we got to go to some like tiny venue in the Indiana State Fairgrounds and then to Lucas Oil to watch a game and then to the Fieldhouse to watch a game and then to Butler to watch a game.
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It was like one of the most fun like going to experiences in my life because you really got to consume so much college basketball in a way that like everyone was there to support their team, but I don't think anyone had ever consumed so much basketball in person despite the fact that there was, you know,
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20 percent admissions because of covid it was just such a cool system and i wish that they could find a way to translate that because the women they kind of have it down you know you have the the host sites for the first round like we were lucky enough to go to iowa last year and that was the loudest venue i've ever been to right so you have that like fan engagement where i just don't think the fan engagement works the same for march madness because like you don't
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What?
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You don't have the ability to travel to a lot of cool places a lot of the time. You're finding out late. Like, I wish it was just, like, in more condensed areas. I wish there were more games happening at different venues in the city because it was such a cool thing to experience.
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That's Hawkeye Elvis. He's a really nice guy. Him and my dad are kind of in the Elvis community together.
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So, Hawkeye Elvis is, like, a famous Iowa fan within, like, Iowa circles. And he just shows up to every game, like, dressed in these, like, super awesome Elvis, like, custom Iowa jumpsuits. And it's become, like, his persona. And he has a bunch of them.
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They're so nice.
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I assume so.
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Yeah, it wouldn't be fun if he didn't. What a life to lead. It's his whole personality.
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He's like, when he goes to an Iowa game, like, everybody wants to chat with him because, like, your dress is Elvis. Like, there are so many photos of me with him throughout my Iowa fandom because, like, you see him and my dad's like, go get a picture with Hawkeye Elvis.
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I am so, let's hope my dad doesn't listen to this. He does not want his business out there, but I'm sharing it. So Iowa has this race that they do in the state every summer. My dad hasn't done it for a very long time. but it's called RAGBRAI. It stands for the Register's Annual Guide Bike Ride Across the State of Iowa. So basically a bunch of people will bike across the state of Iowa over a week.
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And it's actually like kind of a big fun drinking event. Like it's a big party. And my dad and his buddies, they used to do it every year, dress as Elvis. And they called themselves the Riding Elvi. So the first time we met Hawkeye Elvis, my dad was like, hey, Hawkeye Elvis, I'm RAGBRAI Elvis. Nice to meet you. And it was the weirdest interaction of my life.
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Yeah, it was a weird thing. And you were just like, okay, well, I'm glad you have your hobbies.
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Yeah, probably a lot of them, actually. My tongue's kind of weird. What did I find out today? I found out that there's a mascot called the Sugar Bear and that feminism has gone back like 75 years.
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That's so cool. Have you guys seen the dog that paints and, like, paints really well?
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Still drink matcha every day, though.
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I love matcha. Good luck, swimming fire has taken that away from me. You took my dignity, but not my matcha.
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Did you look it up? It's probably not safe to do on a work computer.
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I hope it does. It's just like on TikTok. I believe it will become a halftime performance. We're just in the cool dog space. But this dog can pick up a brush with its teeth and actually paint something kind of beautiful. But it also makes me think it's a little fake because aren't dogs colorblind? How can you tell what the colors of the sky are?
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I went to 19 games. I actually did the math.
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Which is nuts.
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I went to 19 games. I took 42 flights there. And I got the stomach virus one time and that was bad.
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It was not good. It was not good at all.
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It was a... Is he okay?
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I've been there, brother.
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Dang, that's really cool. I got the stomach virus in a rental car, so that was horrible. It was the worst.
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No, it was the worst, one of the worst days of my life.
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We were, I don't know what it was from. We were leaving the University of South Carolina and I was driving to my dad's house in North Carolina. So it's like a three-ish hour drive. Easy for me. I drive across the country all the time casually. But we're going, and I'm not feeling the best. Not feeling the best. And as I merge onto the highway, there's nowhere for me to go.
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We're merging onto the interstate. I throw up everywhere. And then, this is so gross, and I don't know why I'm telling people this. So I use my hand because it goes everywhere. You're trying to catch it. I wasn't trying to. It was an instinct. I'm trying to see the road. And so... goes everywhere. I have to drive like this. I'm covered in vomit. I'm sobbing hysterically. Hysterically.
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I had a matcha, so it's all green and gross. It's the worst. I'm just sobbing, and I call my dad, and he's like, have you been in an accident? I'm like, worse. I threw up all over myself. This is terrible. I pull over at a gas station. I'm just crying and crying and crying.
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I'm covered in vomit, and so I have to take all my clothes off because I'm covered in vomit, but I'm covered in so much vomit that I'm basically naked in this parking lot, and you can't tell because there's so much vomit on me. It was a really bad day.
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This is the first time I've been on this show. This is how everyone's going to know me, the vomit girl.
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I don't know what they thought. Like, it was everywhere. My hair was on my face. It was all over my body. And this was a crowded, like, gas station in South Carolina for some reason. Everybody was there, and I was like, I don't care. I will say that father of the year, I got back. I'm, like, sobbing and covered in vomit. My dad was like, just go throw up. And he cleaned out all the vomit for me.
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And he didn't get the stomach virus, which that kind of pissed me off. Like, thanks for your help, but you should have gotten it. I should have been contagious.
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No, I never puked in front of you.
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It was so bad. It was like the exorcist.
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It was so bad. It was awful.
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I'm so excited.
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So my brother texted me that when she wrote like this full Facebook post basically being like, Carolina fans suck. I'm so happy we beat you and I don't care because the worst fan experience I've ever had in my life was at a UNC game. And I know that everything she said is true. Everything. I'll set the scene since you asked. 16 years old, a young Lucy, full of hopes and dreams. Okay?
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That's different from me now.
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Those are gone. This guy took it from me.
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Yeah, pretty much. Oh, bad times. So, Iowa was playing UNC in the Big Ten ACC Challenge, and me and my little brother went. And Iowa beat UNC. They never should have. It was one of the worst basketball games I've ever seen in my life. Like, it was genuinely a terrible game. But I'm from North Carolina, so it was super exciting because me and my brother never get to see Iowa play.
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I believe it was the first time that UNC had lost at home as a ranked team to an unranked team. It was a crazy upset that wasn't even important. It was like a Tuesday in December. It was the Big Ten AC Challenge. Who cares? And we're sitting there, and me and my brother are celebrating. And this guy turns around. He's sitting in front of me, and he's like, you're the reason UNC lost.
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And I was like, um, no, sir, I'm sorry. Like, it was just, you know, you can't win them all, whatever. I'm 16.
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Yeah, but imagine me looking. I actually pretty much look 16 right now.
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I looked 12 at the time, which is important for the story, actually. So he's like, you're the reason UNC lost. I'm like, hey, man, no, I'm not. I didn't do anything. And I was really nice. Like, I was like, hey, I'm sorry. Like, you know, these things happen. And he was like, who do you think you are coming to a basketball game cheering like that? I said,
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I feel like this is the one socially acceptable place for me to do that. And, like, I'm a kid. I'm like, and he's got to be in his 70s. Like, he's got a sweater vest on. And so I'm like, um, you know, it's, I'm sorry, sir. It's just a basketball game. Like, we never get to see our favorite team. Like, and they won. Like, it's a big deal for us. And he hits me. What? I know. I was a child.
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I was a baby. So he shoves me. He pushes me back into my seat. I'm like, what?
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So I'm like, what? I was just hit by an old man. And his wife was like, oh, no. But these lovely Iowa fans had come and sat with us during the game. So one of them was a professor of law at Wake Forest. And she was like, hey, man, you just assaulted a 12-year-old, which, by the way, we had been talking the whole game. And I was like, oh, she's thought I was 12 years old this whole time.
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I don't know like how she travels so efficiently. Does Red Panda have a private jet is the question because she'll be at the Big Ten tournament and the next day she's in Charlotte.
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Like that really hurts my feelings. And it looks like I was 12 years old and I was dressed like I was 12 years old. Like I was dressed way too intensely for a Tuesday night basketball game in Chapel Hill. So they had to go get security because, well, he hit me. So security comes and my dad's like, we need to get out of here. We have to leave. And I was like, no, we have to stay with Tiffany.
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She fought for my honor. And then he was like, no, we have to leave. And I left and I was like, I will never go to Carolina because that's the school I wanted to go to. And I hate them. So when Cooper Flagg's mom was like, yeah, these fans sucked and they were horrible, I knew she was telling the truth.
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Yeah, I bet it was that guy. I bet it was him.
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No.
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It was UNC. Like, the thing with Duke is, like, I do think that they can be a**holes, but they, like, really get into the games. They're a very passionate fan base. UNC fans show up. They don't really get into it. They're a very wine and cheese crowd.
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So for me, 16-year-old Lucy that could have passed for 12 when she showed up and she was cheering and having a good time, it was like the cardinal sin.
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I was hit.
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Yeah, when they, look, when they, it like created like a life, like I hate UNC.
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It's insane. Like, it's jarring. They're giant balls.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Yeah, they cut it to 30, and it almost didn't tell the full story of how bad that game actually was. But West Virginia, watching from home like everybody else, and I actually have a first-round game I'm most excited to watch. I'm going first game of the tournament, the 8-9 matchup. It is Louisville and Creighton.
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I can't figure out the disrespect the committee gave to Louisville because in the final AP poll— I think you're pronouncing it wrong.
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Louisville. You kind of just have to— Louisville. Louisville. was an AP top 10 team the final poll before the tournament. The committee gives them an eight seed, implying that there's 28 teams better than them.
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Mike Malley was showing me this conspiracy on Twitter that he thinks people got Louisville and Memphis confused and they switched their seeds because Memphis is a five and all the metrics kind of support the opposite. But this Louisville team, really fun. They brought in Pat Kelsey from the College of Charleston. They have the Sunbelt.
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I like him. He's got weird energy, and he brought in the Sunbelt Player of the Year, Terrence Edwards Jr., from that James Madison team that pulled off the 5-12 upset of Wisconsin last year. Speaking of that Wisconsin team, they also brought in Chucky Hepburn from that Wisconsin team, who was a first-team All-ACC, ACC Defensive Player of the Year.
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And Stu Gatz always tells you, when you get to March, it's all about experienced guard play. Louisville. Louisville. Nobody has more experience guard play than Louisville. But that Creighton-Louisville game, great way to kick off the tournament with two teams that have a legit case for feeling under-seeded.
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With the women's tournament, what can you tell us about the drama that they had with the unveiling of their bracket?
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Lucy, what I think happened is they looked into the shipping container. They saw Chris Cody, Mike Ryan, Billy Gill, and Jeremy Tesche looking back at them. I was like, anybody else? Can anybody else talk college basketball? Dan doesn't know that I'm doing this. And I want to start off by saying, huge win for Carolina, first off.
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Someone in my ear just said that Dan found out about this, and he wants me out of the studio immediately. So I'll leave with one final stat. In the first 13 NCAA men's basketball tournaments that have featured the first four, at least one first four team has survived until the round of 32 in all but one of those seasons.
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So if you're looking for that first four team that will most likely advance past Thursday and Friday, all bias aside, it's got to be North Carolina.
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Joe Linardi, Seth Davis, Seth Greenberg, John Fanta, John Rothstein, and every West Virginia government official, dead to me. Lucy, it's been a brutal couple of days for West Virginia.
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Who could have seen Texas, the team that was 8-13 since January 1st, losing? Who could have possibly seen that coming?
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I actually found that stat. Oh, good. Thank God. Since 2015 in the NCAA tournament, wins above seed expectation, the ACC 21.1, the most of any conference, SEC minus 4.6. Overrated.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
Hey guys, it's Lucy, and I'm about to tell you about the most incredible, unforgettable gift you can get mom this Mother's Day. Have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time, where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S., and they will ship it anywhere across the country for free in time for Mother's Day.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
Gold Belly will ship gift-worthy cakes from Ina Garten and Martha Stewart, Magnolia Bakery's famous banana pudding, New York bagel brunch directly from the city, or even authentic Chicago deep dish pizza. So whether your mom would love something sweet from one of the country's best bakeries or meals from world-famous chefs, Gold Belly has you covered.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
It's a super simple process and the packaging is so cute that I used it for my scrapbook. So if you are looking to make Mother's Day perfect or want to impress your friends and family with an epic meal next time you host, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF. That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Hey guys, it's Lucy, and I'm about to tell you about the most incredible, unforgettable gift you can get mom this Mother's Day. Have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time, where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S., and they will ship it anywhere across the country for free in time for Mother's Day.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Gold Belly will ship gift-worthy cakes from Ina Garten and Martha Stewart, Magnolia Bakery's famous banana pudding, New York bagel brunch directly from the city, or even authentic Chicago deep dish pizza. So whether your mom would love something sweet from one of the country's best bakeries or meals from world-famous chefs, Gold Belly has you covered.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
Well, because he's gotten near the money. Which part of this are you guys not understanding?
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
Oh, no.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
What do you mean, what have we done? I needed his help with the money. We're arguing over t-shirts. I asked you people to handle all of this for me. We put a wolf in charge of the hen house.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
I'll never say that. And he loves it.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
I just, I can't believe that he's just waving it around. And what is the, give me. Dan, Dan, Dan, you flush it, I flaunt it. That's a difference.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
It's beautiful. It's leaving it to the cosmos to sort it out.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
Oh, boy. Well, wait a minute.
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Hour 1: Adnan Virk Takes Out David Samson (feat. Adnan Virk & Lucy Rohden)
What are your credentials?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Kirk Herbstreit has solved this problem. He came out and said, my son runs my social media accounts for me. Every tweet I've been sending, it's actually been my son, which is definitely the biggest lie of the year. What? Yeah, no way. No shot. He literally did. He was like, I'm not on social media. My son runs my, he said, well, he said a buddy. Actually, my son runs my account. No shot.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Yeah, absolutely. His son has been really active online, offering prayer support to everybody. He's been tweeting like crazy, but not Kirk Herbstreet, who does love to go on air and be like, you know, the Ohio State fan base is vile. They're so nasty online. But how would you know that? Because your son runs your account.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Well, the concealer we have does not match Greg's skin tone at all. Okay, this isn't working.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
We needed an orange concealer, a color corrector, which we do not have, and we need a foundation that matches Greg's skin tone, which we do not have. And the glue sticks we got were scented, so I think we needed a different type of glue stick, but we're working on it.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
It really depends on how much you talk about Jimmy Butler, and that's my threshold.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Wait, say that again. Someone was talking to me in a red jacket and I don't want to call their name out.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
How have Clemson fans been? Have you interacted with them at all?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Hi, everybody. It's me, Lucy. Yee-haw, hook'em. We're here at the University of Texas for the first round of the College Football Playoff, a playoff game at a home school. It's so cool. I don't know how this is going to go, but I'm grateful for the opportunity. What are the vibes? What's the energy of today?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Why do you think everyone hates Texas so much? You got better spirit, a better fan base. They hate us because they ain't us. How much joy does it give you knowing that you guys are here competing for a national championship potentially, and South Carolina is not, even though they beat Yale?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Do you like Dabo Sweeney? Dabo who? Yeah. Dabo Sweeney? Who is that? Exactly.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
If you guys had to make a choice right now and you were the coach, would you pick Quinn or Arch? I'd pick Quinn.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Raise your left hand for Quinn or your right hand for Arch?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Mike Ryan on the Levitard Show says that the upside down U is one of the most offensive things a fan base can do. No. How do you feel when someone does the horn snap?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Where did you get your shoes?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
I painted them. I painted the shoes. I did them and they look so good. That's so exciting. What's the fit check today?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Did you guys ever get sick of Matthew McConaughey or no? Yes. Why?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
What's the worst fan base you all have dealt with? Your least favorite. Aggies. Might go A&M. Aggies, of course. I mean, you know. It's been a very popular answer today.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
What makes Miami fans so bad?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Last question, anything you want to say to Dan and the Levitard Show crew?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
So, like, have you watched an episode in the last two years?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
I don't believe you. If you had to guess what my name is, what do you think my name is? Emily. We had such a great time. And the game ended up being, like, way more fun than we thought it would. There were a lot of points. A little too many points. Kind of alarming how many points. But nonetheless, great time. And Texas will – well, I'm not going to go to that game in Atlanta. But have fun.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
What is your fine for chatting when you were supposed to be working?
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
That's pestering. I didn't say anyone's name. He just yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
My bad. Totally on me. 100% on me. Stugatz. But that goes without saying. Right. That it couldn't have happened.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
He didn't say it. He said it again. Greg, why?
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
I think it's so situationally like... It really depends, especially in the college game where you look at a player like Kyle McCord who didn't have a bad year at Ohio State by any means, but just wasn't the right fit there. You could say that, okay, they weren't able to predict what he would be correctly. He goes to Syracuse, has a phenomenal year, receives Heisman votes.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
He has such a great season. So even though there are people getting it wrong, it really does matter so much the situation where like... You can get it wrong for your situation, but someone else can get it right. That's just kind of the joy of football. Are you going to have a good quarterback? Is it going to work out? It's so insane if we think about it.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
One of my favorite fan events to go to is the NFL Draft because you have to be kind of nuts to go stand outside in Detroit in April at night to just hear a name be called because you genuinely don't know how it's going to play out. It's sort of why we like football, I guess. And the punts. I like it.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
I saw someone describe it as like Cam Ward is probably 5% too confident in Cam Ward, and if he just knocked it down 5% it would be perfect. But he played very different than anyone else this season, where you're out watching Miami football and you're knowing that he will win whatever game he steps out and plays for them.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
And I will say this year is a little different because it's not a particularly kind of stacked
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
quarterback class which is something we sort of knew coming into this season Quinn Ewers was hurt this season a little bit disappointing Carson Beck had a down year like there wasn't as much competition to sort of compare him with but he had like an insanely good season and he played with a confidence we haven't really seen in a college quarterback since I don't know maybe Joe Burrow and just the swag that he had
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
No, not one. I'm an Iowa football fan. I'm not used to watching the quarterbacks ever. I think something that I, as a sports fan, always kind of sit and just think about is that there are 32 starting quarterbacks in the NFL, and this is such a tough job and such a difficult position that there are not 32 people in the world who are excellent at something.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
crazy and then you go look at the at the college ranks where overall like college quarterbacks aren't that good like this is the highest level that a lot of these players are going to like play at it's just sort of one of those things which is kind of why i like college football is because i'm like this is yucky and it's gross and it's funny but like when it comes to quarterback evaluation i don't think anybody except for maybe the packers are good at that
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
I'm going to say something. I'm going to be vulnerable for a second. I believed that Cade McNamara was going to be a really good quarterback for Iowa. And that was tough. That ended up being really wrong. The guy Iowa got now is going to be super good. He's going to be awesome.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
But it's one of those things where, especially when you're in the transfer portal and the market is so different than it is right now, you're convinced every single guy is going to be the savior for your program. And overall, college quarterback is just not that good.
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The Big Suey: The Milt Plum Show
Mike Norvell thought DJ Uyungle was going to save his program. You didn't do that vulnerably. I already did mine. I said Cade McNamara.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
I've never said anything about him.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
He still does that weird little run. So until he stops doing that, I can't trust him.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
It's crazy. Crazy. I would say something that Chip Kelly said, I believe a few years ago, was that he kind of thinks college football is heading in the direction of where Notre Dame is. Because although Notre Dame is independent in football, they have conference allegiance in other sports. They're in the ACC for basketball and a couple other sports. I believe they're in the Big Ten for hockey.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
So like, it does sort of seem like a natural move to take football out of the conference equation. But if you look specifically at the playoff, once you advance to the next round, you bring X amount of money for your conference back to the Big Ten, back to the ACC. Well, not the ACC. They're not bringing anything back. But the SEC is bringing stuff back.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Notre Dame gets that all for themselves, where Texas makes it to the playoff. They're in the last four standing, and they're sharing that money with Arkansas and Mississippi State. Notre Dame gets that whole thing for themselves, and it's just not fair.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Is it hard for you to hate Notre Dame knowing how hot Marcus Freeman is? Because when Brian Kelly was there, it was so, so easy. But now that they've got a hottie, it kind of changes things a little bit. It's been tough because I'm like, you're so hot, I want to like you, but Notre Dame.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Oh, he definitely is.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Then you do it right now.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
I'm not.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Shave your eyebrows right now.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
If you think everyone should do it, then you should have no problem being like, I'll just do it on my own. I'll start the trend.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Then do it. Shave your eyebrows.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Have you seen Voldemort? He doesn't have eyebrows.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
I have a solution here, okay? I follow a lot of, like, special effects makeup artists on TikTok, and I think that I, with a glue stick and some concealer, could make it look like you don't have eyebrows.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Can someone get me a glue stick and concealer?
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Because they make me look good and they frame my face. Have you seen what happens when someone goes Pamela Anderson on their eyebrows? They look like a completely different person. There's a reason in every sitcom ever there's always one weird episode where someone burns their eyebrows off and they look so ridiculous. You need them to look nice.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
You just keep being like, okay, I don't need eyebrows, and then we're giving you the opportunity to say you don't need them, to shave them off, and you won't take it.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Greg, I think you're underestimating how much of your facial expressions come from your eyebrows. Because you lose your eyebrows and then you permanently look, like, shocked the whole time. Because your eyebrows make up such a part of, like, look, your eyebrows, you're, like, burying your eyebrows right now. Like, it's making a face.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
You're just yap, yap, yapping, and you're not doing anything.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Just yap, yap, yap, and you won't shave your eyebrows off. Be a man.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
You can't just say that like, oh, everyone looks better with eyebrows. I'm going to start the no eyebrow movement and then say, well, I'm going somewhere and I don't want to be embarrassed by how I'll look. So I'm not going to shave my eyebrows, completely proving my point that you think you need eyebrows.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Well, then don't listen and shave your eyebrows.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Cara Delevingne, but you guys probably don't know who she is.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
I know you know who she is, but I don't think you guys know who she is. Okay, that's not necessary. Do you know who she is?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I think I'm kind of the minority in this where I think that rocks. We have seen so many times where great college quarterbacks have gone to the NFL and been terrible. Or so many times where you've been just electric in college football and hadn't even had the chance to go to the NFL. So like Quinn Ewers is a guy that's kind of had ups and downs this season.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
We're not necessarily, I don't believe he'll be a fantastic NFL quarterback. So for him to get the chance to make as much money as he can right now, like I'm all for it. I want everyone to get paid and be happy.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, I liked this last round. I thought seeing what happened with Texas-Arizona State kind of made the expansion worth it. I still think we went a little too far overboard with 12 teams. I've been telling you guys that forever. But I also think kind of the biggest problem with the 12-team playoff, at least in the first round, was how everyone just wouldn't shut up about how much it sucked.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
And I think that if we stopped talking so much about how it sucked, I think we would have enjoyed it more. I'm looking at you, all the ESPN announcers.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Probably Ohio State would have gotten left out. Two losses. And it's funny because Ohio State right now is kind of the team to beat. They look better than everyone else. And they feel like kind of a clear favorite right now to win the national championship. Which is like why this 12-team playoff or expanded playoff is better. Because potentially, we don't know.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Actually, I think last year is the perfect example. Georgia probably was the best team in the country. But they lost... two games and they were not able to go play in the college football playoff after losing the SEC championship. You're going to not run into that anymore where Ohio State might be the best team in the country, but they would have been out with the Oregon loss and Michigan loss.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So I do think that the expanded playoff has issues. I think they're fixable issues. I think seating's weird. I think the conference championship thing is weird. But for the most part, we are seeing maybe not the four best teams. I don't know if I'd put Penn State in there. But sorry, Penn State. You've been playing well. I don't know why I'm shitting on you. That was unnecessary.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I bet you... Oh, no, Iowa got a quarterback. That's why I'm not excited for Notre Dame-Penn State. I've left that type of football in the past. Did you get new headphones? I'm not familiar with that anymore. No, I've had these for a while.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Oh, no, I've had these for a long time. Sorry.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Definitely Texas, Ohio State. Notre Dame-Pitts State is like a perfect sickos game, and I still am a sicko at heart. So if you like defense, yay, Orange Bowl. If you want just like crazy shit to happen, Texas-Ohio State is a little more up that alley. I will say we kind of have to look out. They might postpone that game.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
There's supposed to be really bad weather in the Dallas area, like lots of snow. People won't be able to get to the stadium. So things are kind of up in the air with that right now. But I just think that that game has the potential for a lot more explosive, fun things to happen.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I think Notre Dame, Penn State is going to be very similar to Notre Dame, Georgia, where it took a long time for anything to happen.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, I don't feel that. I think that, like... There are issues with the playoff format. And I know that you say, oh, okay, they had all this time to figure it out. These are people who I don't trust their judgment, period.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So we just need the right people making the right decisions. I think we're going to see some changes definitely in seeding because, like, Oregon objectively kind of got screwed where you are the only undefeated team remaining and yet you have to play Ohio State in your first round. Like, that sucks. That doesn't really seem fair.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Where, like, maybe if Oregon had pinned State's path, it probably would have been a little bit different. Yeah. So seeding, I think most likely we're going to see things change where it's not the four conference championships, but just the rankings as they are. Also, I kind of think conference championships are just like superfluous at this point. I don't think they really serve any purpose.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I think you could just get rid of that. It's interesting that all four teams on a bye lost. So things are odd. It's going to take some fixing. It's going to take some reworking. But like You still have Texas, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Penn State in the playoff. Those are four very good football teams, and they're evenly matched.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Maybe not as much than the Texas-Ohio State game with the way Ohio State's playing right now, but it will all course correct. It's just this was a first year, a trial year, and we need people who are better at making decisions making the decisions.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, Texas might have made it just because the only two losses were to the same team. My question for you, Stu, is had that targeting call gone differently in Arizona State-Texas, Arizona State then wins that game, is your position on this any different?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Really? I do. Cam Scadivo is so fun. And that was just like, that game was kind of like, if that game had gone differently and trended sort of the way we thought after the first half, that Texas was just going to kind of run away with it, I think we would have some serious playoff discourse about, is this format right? Is this not? Even though we're having that conversation right now, but like,
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Arizona State giving us that kind of miracle performance really sort of saved the idea of automatic bids and stuff like that. Things are going to continue to change and warp with the playoff, but Arizona State, weird enough, are saviors or darlings. Who would have thought?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
They beat Alabama. What the heck?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Okay. I would go Ohio State 1, Notre Dame 2, Texas 3, Penn State 4. Okay.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Well, why don't you just re-rank yourself and then just count that? You can do whatever you want.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Arizona State made the playoff. There's no rules.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I think so. Yeah, I kind of think that's where I'm rooting. I think that's the best matchup. Notre Dame has been kind of an interesting case because they didn't really play a particularly tough schedule this season. So to see the way that they've played against both Indiana and Georgia was super, super convincing. I do know that Carson Beck didn't play for Georgia, but like,
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
That ended up not being the problem. Gunner had a really good game, and it was just Notre Dame was dominant, you know, defensively. They did everything they wanted to do. Yeah, that feels like the best matchup right now, the two most talented teams.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Although I think funniest case scenario is Ohio State-Penn State in the national championship game, and then James Franklin losing the big game to Ohio State again. That's kind of hilarious.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Wasn't that kind of funny, though? Yes. Yeah. Isn't that worth it?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
No, we can't. We cannot. If she does listen, they can. She can't. We can't.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I want all my friends to be happy. Same, but not them. Actually, Jessica, more than everyone else. However, I kind of hate Notre Dame getting rewarded for not joining a conference. Screw you. You think you're better than me. No, you're not. You're a Big Ten team, and you know it.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, and it's very frustrating because they have the perfect system built. It just works out perfectly for them, and it's going to work out perfectly for them every other year, whereas us lowly schools and conferences are going to continue to have to fight and struggle, and I'm not okay with that.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I would say Ohio State. My hot take is Ohio State fans aren't that bad. There's just one small group of them that are just so loud and so awful and so bad that the rest of them kind of get lumped in. Ohio State fans were beyond pleasant. Well, it was before the game for Michigan-Ohio State, and I've had a great experience. Texas fans, also super nice.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So I'm going to say just the small segment of Ohio State fans, but not the entire fan base.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, it doesn't matter. Who cares? It doesn't matter. You could win the national championship and play Michigan in an exhibition game after, and if he loses, they're going to boo him out of Columbus. No shot would he choose Michigan. He would pick Penn State every single day. He's going to try to start convincing all of us that Ohio State-Penn State is a bigger rivalry.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
No, yeah, he's a phenomenal coach. Look at the way that Ohio State has played this postseason. They're beating the shit out of everyone they play, including a very good Tennessee team, an even better Oregon team. He has put together such a dominant performance, which... Watching that Rose Bowl game, I was like, wow, this is just an ass-kicking. This is great. Okay, we're done.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I'm just going to scroll on Twitter, whatever. And then always the thought creeps in, like, how did they lose to Michigan? How did that happen? That game gets dumber every single day. So, like, I do think he's a very good coach, but, like, you've got to figure it out against those guys.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah. What is going on? Yeah, that's – I don't love that. I don't know. I don't love that.
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Oh, that's a good question. I don't necessarily know if I really trust a lot of these guys, especially with maybe Riley Leonard. He hasn't been phenomenal. He wasn't great against Georgia, but he can run. Will Howard just wakes up and decides if he wants to be a good quarterback or not. You just can't really tell. That's why I still have a little trepidation with Ohio State.
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Maybe Quinn Ewers, definitely not Drew Aller. I don't think it's a particularly strong quarterback class for this Final Four.
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I think that the biggest issue should be moving the national championship to a Saturday. Let's quit doing this Monday. That's stupid.
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All they want to do is take our day.
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I don't care what they want. Lucy, they wanted Christmas. They took Christmas.
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Okay, well, we'll never score 52 a game.
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I think if there's one person to blame, and I hate to blame her because I think she's also perfect and never made a mistake, Kaitlyn Clark gave me a little taste of what it's like, you know, to see just someone so electric playing for your favorite team, to go to the national championship twice. I've been just feasting for, like, I need – Another one of those moments. It's like a drug.
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I'm like, we have to go back to the national championship. I don't care what sport it is because she was so electric. So now that we have a quarterback who I don't think is Caitlin Clark, but I still think he's very, very good. I'm like, I can see it. 12 team playoff. I love it. Let's expand it. Actually expand it just to the number where Iowa gets in and we lose in the first round.
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No, no, it's Chuck long. Come on.
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I think I could. Yeah, I could do it. Okay. Can I go just one to five? Because that's easier.
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Yes, you're right. Okay, so Chuck Long is one.
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No, no, no, not yet. Okay, so Chuck Long is one. Closest Heisman vote ever. Brad Banks is two. I forgot about Brad Banks. Oh, Brad Banks is electric. he was our only quarterback that was like ever really like a great dual threat guy. And Kirk Ferens came out and was like, I really didn't want him to play here, but it worked out. We were like, okay. All right. Three. We'll go.
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We'll include the new guy. We'll do Mark. Mark. Welcome. You're my top five. High expectations. Wow. Four. Maybe not the, not he's my personal favorite. Ricky Stanzi. I love him. That was my first childhood crush. Huge fan of Ricky Stanzi. And then five. We'll go. We'll go CJ Beathard. Why not?
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Yeah, well, I have high hopes for him, you know? I didn't feel this way when Cade McNamara committed. I did it.
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I think Ohio State beats Texas probably by 10 points. I think Notre Dame beats Penn State by 3 points. And that score is 3-0.
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I think Ohio State wins. If they continue to play the way they're doing, it's tough for anybody to beat them.
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If they win, Ryan Day does not get fired, but they're like, hey, buddy, hey, we see this, we're not forgetting about this.
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I'm going to say no on that. I'm going to say the crazy little segment that Kirk Herbstreit always references, they feel that way. But just like to be a Michigan fan, which I am not, but to be a Michigan fan, see Ohio State win the national championship. They're one of their best teams ever. One of the best teams in college football history.
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And to have beaten that team has probably got to feel pretty great.
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Michigan is going to be the first team to ever be national champions and then repeat as transitive national champions.
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Yeah, well, you know, it's hard for you to relate. I have a quarterback now. I've completely changed his person.
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Yeah, he's better. He's better than Aaron Rodgers. Do you know how hard it is to win a national championship at South Dakota State? Not that hard.
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Yeah, no, it's really not that hard. They didn't win this year.
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He was too focused on the future. He was just dreaming of 21-14 final scores, being like, I'm going to change this program.
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Yeah, and even if he's not good, he probably got paid a lot of money to go to Iowa.
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All I know is that I think Cade McNamara allegedly got $100K. Cade McNamara?
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Money down the drain. Oh, God, too many. He was very bad.
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Look, I think he's from Naperville. Naperville basically is a feeder system. Everyone from Naperville goes to the University of Iowa, so he'll be home. He's already ready.
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I'll see you in the playoff next year, actually.
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It was kind of boring as well. It gave me horrible flashbacks to when I went as a fan and Iowa lost by 30 points. But it's always nice to be back in L.A., so I spent the week in L.A. And yeah, the Rose Bowl, it's always like, even if the game sucks, it's such a beautiful, surreal experience. Every time I go, I'm just so grateful.
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I have something good that no one thought would happen. I didn't think would happen. The world didn't think would happen. I think the universe is pushing back on us because this happened. Are you guys ready?
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I've lived a long life without an Iowa quarterback. 25, I'm 26. 26 years. We've had some bright moments here and there. Shout out Ricky Stanzi. But we've got a quarterback. This was the top guy in the portal remaining. But still, very exciting.
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Okay, so there was the John Batiste from Wazoo. People really wanted him. They wanted Jackson Arnold from Oklahoma, and they wanted our guy Mark. But we got him.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, I'm having fun. It's pretty easy to enjoy your time when Venmo is paying for you to have so much fun. And we have had a great time. I've bought a lot of things. I've seen a lot of people. I've Walked a lot. Yeah. I've lived a lot of lives since I've been here.
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You did.
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He's the best.
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You can meet him today. Oh, great.
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Wait, so the listeners, do they know which hat is which?
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God bless football, Stu Gotts and all our listeners. Why are you being so shy? Look at you. I'm not shy. You can't see me.
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I can't read any of these.
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Oh, I know who you're talking about. The commercials?
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Does he have a name, or did you just call him Old Spice?
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I look very confident, everyone. Yes.
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Oh, yeah, it just says Old Spice. It just says Old Spice.
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Someone has a beautiful signature.
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But why is it dirty?
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No.
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No.
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Oh, I didn't know he had a name either. I thought it was just sort of... Tommy DeVito's agent?
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Both.
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That doesn't surprise me at all.
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The Pope has met him.
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I would like to hang out with him socially.
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But that's hard work.
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I'd like to go to the sock store with him.
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I don't know if I've ever forgotten to wear socks before.
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Yeah, you have to walk a lot. You have to carry bags. That's heavy.
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I don't know. Shop.
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And if you get the wrong bags, just like the placement, it's a whole nightmare. I'm so happy that you guys didn't have to deal with that.
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What did you say?
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Well, he'll never forget you now.
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Well, no, I think that he still wouldn't even be the it couple because of Josh Allen.
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They're like number three.
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Yeah, he doesn't really have a shot. And they're engaged now, and that's probably for life.
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You never know.
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I wouldn't know anything about that.
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What?
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That doesn't sound like my parents to do that.
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It's hard to be the hardest worker at this company, but I make it work. Yeah, you do.
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Yeah, he can literally have Dan's socks.
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Yeah, he can have Dan's socks.
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Well, then maybe he's, like, maybe he's more of an acquaintance.
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These are also Rose got them for me and I told her I didn't like them.
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No, no, no. Listen, I told her I didn't like them before she bought them for me.
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Well, so we decided that we were going to buy each other socks as a gift. I would like. I thought she would like, she thought I would like. I got her a great sock that joked about Jesus and drinking and she loved them. And then she looked at these, showed these to me and was like, oh my God, these. I was like, I don't like those.
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And then she immediately bought them anyways.
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Yeah.
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No, because I think she still would have bought them.
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She, New Orleans is not a good city for her, I think.
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I think that there are, This place needs more rules because Rose just lives her life. She tried to sing at a piano bar last night where there was a performer already.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, we were not at a karaoke place. We were at just, like, a bar, and they had a guy playing the piano who I hope isn't listening to the show because – Not the best, but he tried really hard, and the vibes were high.
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I've always said that. I've always heard that.
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He was singing. He was singing, yeah. And so Rose asked him if she could sing, and she is a good singer, annoyingly so because she doesn't stop singing because she knows she's a good singer.
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No, she's a really good singer. It just is so annoying because she knows she's a good singer, so she's always singing.
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Yeah, this person was paid, or he had his Venmo up so people could send him money, and Rose was like, can I sing with you? And she can't play the piano, so he was like, no. So I think she gave him a song request, and she sang, like, backup vocals. What was the song? I don't know, but she was just standing next to him singing, like, Every 30 seconds, some backup line.
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And then someone else was allowed to sing. And she got pretty upset because she didn't get to sing. And you had to Venmo him $20 to be able to sing. And I offered. I said, Rose, there's no better use of this Venmo money than to let you sing.
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But then she said no.
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But she's always singing.
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I am not going to miss the Wicked soundtrack over and over. And we're not listening to the Wicked soundtrack.
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No, and I think people don't understand is we're not listening to the Wicked soundtrack and she's singing along. We're listening to music I want to listen to and she is simultaneously singing a different song. She is singing music that we are not playing as we're listening to music.
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She wants to sing and she wants to listen to the Wicked soundtrack. But we have a strict no Wicked soundtrack. Because if you say, Rose, you can put on whatever music you want, she's going to put on a song from The Little Mermaid.
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She really loves it.
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OK, well, then I'm keeping the socks.
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Yeah, I got a voodoo doll today.
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That's my second. I have two. Does it have a name? Yeah. This is Bowman James III.
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He went to Cornell. Really? Yep.
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Yeah, he's a smart guy.
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Yeah, he has a bright future ahead of him.
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Who's his voodoo doll?
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
I hope they revoked a scholarship. I do. They took away all his NIL money. They said, give us that Roebuck hoodie back. You can't have that anymore. You're not in these commercials anymore. It's disgusting. Don't do upside down hand signals. And definitely don't do flag planting. And also don't do the gator chop over your knee if you beat Florida. It's ruining the game.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
And definitely we should have expected more from Ryan Day in this game. Yeah, that one. Oh, my God. Lucy, okay, you know what I thought about on Saturday? We had a take. Last season, I want to say early in the season, perhaps, about Ryan Day, where we were like, this is bad. He's not long for this world. Ohio State fans, they're winning. He's got a tremendous winning record.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
He's only lost a couple handfuls of games in college football since he took over as the head coach at Ohio State. But Ohio State fans are not happy. And it got posted on social media and a ton of Ohio State fans got really mad at us. And they're like, you don't know what you're talking about. We love Ryan Day. He's the best coach ever. I feel vindicated today.
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Maybe we were a year early on our take, but Ohio State fans are going to make the playoff and they're going to be pissed about it because they lost this game.
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You're with the people.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Facts. And yeah, you guys would be mad if you lost to Akron. Don't lie. You know you would be mad if you started the season 0-1 against Akron and then lost to Western Michigan. Don't lie about that. But yeah, this is like an all-time weirdest case scenario for Ohio State and only something that could happen this year with the 12-team playoff because this game...
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
Kicked them out of the Big Ten Championship. Penn State is now going to play Oregon. But Ohio State, they have two losses, one to Michigan and one to Oregon, who's probably going to be, if they win this weekend, the number one seed in the playoffs. And I don't know. Ohio State's fine. They might win a playoff game. They might win a couple playoff games.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
Taylor's shaking his head no, but I think they have a good team. I think that they are. Also, I'll go back for a second and say, I think every team in the field right now is capable of winning at least a playoff game. Not that they all will, but they are all capable of doing it, which is why it's a great field this year. I know maybe you're giving me side eye because of like UNLV or Boise or...
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
Penn State, obviously. Yeah, I didn't say it. You said it. I think even Penn State's capable of winning a playoff game. Anyways, I digress. My point is Ohio State's still going to make the playoff. They still have a chance of winning a national championship. This didn't end their season like it has in years past. But everyone's still super unhappy.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
And you get the added bonus of the entire world watching you guys fight about this flag after the game. Michigan's star running back saying, learn how to lose. And Gus Johnson narrating it like it was a funeral. And it was just the perfect start to rivalry weekend.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
It was a terrible scene for college football as I walked closer to my television to see it up close. I did also rewind on several of the videos. Actually, I want to say in all seriousness. the police should not be pepper spraying anyone. Like I can't believe that we have to say that, but like everyone that's mad at the college football players involved in all these different flag planting things.
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I'm sorry. The people most at fault this weekend are the police officers, pepper spraying college football players. Like that's crazy.
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No, it's absurd.
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That's the only that's the only serious thing I'll say on this on the subject. Like, yeah, obviously, you don't want to see players like getting fights and stuff like that. Like, you know, that stinks. But everyone wanted to see it. Like, you can't pretend like that. Like the rivalry aspect. No one got hurt except for the police officers who actually hurt people. And Rose. And Rose got hurt.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
Because of the police officers. Because of the police officers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, I don't know. Maybe that take is terrible. Maybe it'll age poorly. No, it's a great take. Anyways, yeah. It's just the noon game. The noon game slapped. And it was so great. It's good. And I'm glad you got to be there to see a whole 23 points.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
Speaking of transfer quarterbacks, was this the best possible weekend ever for Kyle McCord?
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
Well, we're presented by Cheez-It. How about that, Lucy? This week we are feeling Cheez-Its with Cheez-It, and our little rivalry weekend recap is presented by Cheez-It. I can't wait for the Cheez-It Bowl. We're almost there. We're almost at bowl season. It's going to be so much fun. That Syracuse-Miami game, honestly... I am so bummed I didn't get to watch it live.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
I had a sort of split screen thing going on with that in Notre Dame USC, but as Notre Dame USC entered the third quarter, I said, sorry, Miami and Syracuse.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
Whatever happens, I won't be able to watch this right now because I got to focus in on my alma mater, which is trying to book its ticket to the playoff, which, by the way, they don't have to book a ticket because they're probably going to host a game. I had to book a ticket. I will be going to that game. Oh, let's go.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
Mario Cristobal, the decision at the end of the game to kick the field goal, what was your reaction to finding that out?
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I'm laughing at Danny GQ saying that kicking the field goal made no effing sense. Sorry for outing your take, Danny GQ. I'm laughing at Rose. Miami U fan. Go ahead, Lucy.
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Yeah, I thought it was very silly when I found out about it. I kind of was like, oh, well, they're not going to make the playoff then. And then after 12 hours, I was like, maybe they are going to make the playoff. And then after 48 more hours, I was like, no, they're not going to make the playoff. We are officially recording this after the committee has put out their rankings.
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And Miami, it does not appear that they are going to make it, Lucy, which I think you just sort of – correctly said, yeah, you probably shouldn't make it after that happens. And I think I tend to agree with you, even though all the Miami fans are already mad at us for that.
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It was awesome until the end. And then I don't know about you, but like. The ending made me mad, not because of the overtime format. I don't really mind the two-point shootout because most games aren't going to go to eight overtime, so we'll see it once every two years. We saw it in that Illinois game that was epic, for lack of a better term. It was awesome.
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We saw it in this one, but it doesn't happen that often. But it also doesn't happen... When it does happen, it's because neither team can score from the two-yard line, which is frustrating to watch. And then every time Kirby called a timeout, I was like... I want to go to bed. Let me go to bed.
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Stop letting him call timeouts every time Georgia Tech lines up so that he can see what play they're about to run. I am furious.
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She was the big winner of the weekend. They were. For sure. Because of that whole thing. Yeah. Trying to explain. I mean, a lot of people were, you know, with their parents or family this weekend for Thanksgiving. Trying to explain the new overtime rules to my mom. I would like that time back. I would like to have it back. She... Also, trying to explain it to Brent Key, good luck.
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He doesn't know what the rules are. No one knows what the rules are.
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Jetfish probably still doesn't know what the rules are. No one knows what the rules are. I was pretty frustrated watching that, though, because I did think that Georgia Tech got away with a few pretty bad calls on regulation. And Georgia Tech... Sorry, Georgia got away with a few bad calls. Georgia Tech... gave up a huge lead, and it just crumbled in their hands.
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And I felt bad for them, but at the same time, I'm like, Brent Key, dial up one play. Dial up one play, score the two points, let me go to bed. And he couldn't do it. He couldn't do it, and he didn't know the rules.
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Oh my God, I could not be happier. I would be throwing up just like when I saw the flag planting, which by the way, there was an attempted flag planting at Texas A&M. Didn't work. Sark said, get your butts in the locker room. No, thank you. I'm not here for that. And you know what? Good for you, Sark. King of morality. He should get the opposite of a fine.
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The conference should pay him a bonus for that.
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Horns down is what led us to this mess. But yeah, were you surprised at how big of a dud the Texas Texas A&M game was? I kind of thought there'd be like a little offense from Texas A&M, but no, it's sputtered. It's sputtered all the way to the end for them.
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Ooh, you have them winning the rematch. I think that Texas A&M losing three of their last four really stings for what was, up until that point, a really good first year for Mike Elko at Texas A&M. It still is. Yeah, I agree with you. Don't get me wrong.
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I think it just sort of, like, if you lose the three games earlier in the season, it probably feels better finishing out strong versus, like, I think the Auburn loss was brutal for them overall. But they'll figure it out. Wigman's in the portal. They've been dealing with that quarter. Lucy, is he going to go to Iowa? They've been dealing with that. He's listed it as one of his options.
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Well, let us know when you get the scoop. It's not happening. They've just been struggling on that side of the ball all season. And unsurprisingly, their defense has been a lot better because Michael goes very good at that kind of stuff. You know, I don't know. We'll see what happens next year. I think they'll be good again. I think they're a solid team, but Texas was just better.
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And now Texas will be playing for the coveted bye in the College Football Playoffs. Before we talk a little bit about college championship, conference championship weekend, that is, do you have any, like, ranking reaction hot takes? Because we've been doing a lot of playoff talk this week on the Levitard Show. If you've already let it all out, that's fine. But if you got a take, let me hear it.
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Yeah, I think the Oklahoma loss does suck a lot, but not as bad as the Kentucky loss, which I think sort of disqualified Ole Miss, even though they also have a Georgia win. South Carolina, I think, has like a sort of legit gripe, except they lost to Alabama. So you can't put them in ahead of Alabama.
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But if Clemson does win the ACC championship game, South Carolina is going to be like, what the hell, guys? We're the hottest team at the end of the season. Our quarterback, Lenore Sellers, is electric. He's awesome. He had a crazy fourth quarter against Clemson. Everyone wants to see this in the playoff, right? Well, wrong. The committee doesn't.
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But that's kind of what it's going to come down to for them. And I think that that stinks too.
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That's true. I'm super excited for the Mountain West championship game between Boise State and UNLV. That's going to be a rematch of a game earlier this season. UNLV runs the go-go offense with Brennan Mary, which we talked about on Gen CFB when Gojo was on a few months ago.
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And, you know, Sellers was hurt earlier this season.
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Well, I would say it wasn't even close. It doesn't matter. Notre Dame's the same as week one, but they're different than week two. But then they're the same as weeks three through 14. Taylor said this in my ear, but he's true. He's absolutely right. Indiana, the big winner of this past weekend. Indiana got 11 wins. Actually, you know, same with Notre Dame. You got 11 wins.
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Guess who doesn't have 11 wins? Most of the rest of college football. That was the threshold for Miami. Just win 11 games and you're in the conference championship. And even if you lose, it doesn't matter. The committee has said we're not going to punish teams for losing. And that's what the rankings are. I don't know if I necessarily agree with that.
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Do the conference championship game, do they count or do they not count? Like, does losing the game count? Does winning the game make the teams that beat you that season better than you think they are now? Are they part of the season? Are they not part of the season? What is the point of them? I don't know. My team's not in a conference. I don't understand conferences.
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Maybe we should just get rid of the conference championship game. I don't need it. Do you need it? I like the Dr. Pepper challenge. That's all I like about it.
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That doesn't seem fair. I've seen, like, a bunch of college football fans argue about, like, who should be the 5 seed, who should be the 6 seed. I'm like... You don't know what seed you want to be. You know you want to host a game if you're in the first round, but you could be the five seed and play Alabama, or you could be the eight seed and play Boise or something.
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Probably not Boise, because if they win, I think they're probably going to get a bye based on where they've been ranked. But you know what I mean. You could get Indiana, for example. So a lot of things still need to play out for that. But yeah, Lucy, while we're being haters, let's just do a quick dance, a little hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha, because once again, Miami has not won the ACC.
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It's a fun offense, and I think people are sleeping on this game because this could dramatically shake things up if UNLV does... commit the upset here. But on the other side, Boise and Ashton Gentry, obviously one of the best college football players of the season, probably will not win the Heisman. It looks like Travis Hunter. Travis Hunter's great. Why are you booing Travis Hunter?
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SMU has the shot to win it in their first year in the ACC, which I find so fun. Danny GQ, I'm sorry. This is not personal, but man, I find that kind of hilarious. This was their best shot. They have Cam Frick and Ward. They were really good this year.
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But you know what? I'll have a shirt to remember this Miami season forever because one of the Calgorithm friends that I made this season, he sent me this shirt, Lucy, from the Cal Miami game. The best game of the year, in my opinion. The game that I stayed up way past my bedtime to watch. where Miami did come back and win, but Cal, they put up a fight. It was so much fun.
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I mean, it was one of the best games of the year. It was so great. I can't wait to wear this shirt every night forever. Oh, that's so sick. Thank you, Chris Hataway from the Calgary rhythm. All right, before we go, conference championship weekend. We've got so many big games. We've got Boise State and UNLV. Great rematch. UNLV's got a real shot at winning and making the playoff.
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We've got Tulane and Army. Army and Tulane. I mean, Army being the ranked American Conference champion. Should they be in the playoff, Lucy? I don't know. We've got your favorite team, Iowa State. By the way, this is all Iowa's fault for letting Iowa State into this game. What? We didn't do shit. I know. It's not a conference game.
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We both think ASU is going to win, right?
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Oh, okay.
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I'm not confident. I'm not confident either. It's a big 12 game. Anyone can win. Kansas might win this game. I don't know. If Kansas State or Kansas or Colorado showed up and won, I don't think anyone would say anything. We'd be like, yeah, that makes sense. This league is ridiculous. You picked Texas to beat Georgia.
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Texas also gotten a little bit more banged up since, so I'll put that out there. But I don't know. I could see it going either way. It's going to be a great weekend. I think we both have Oregon. I think SMU could beat Clemson. I think everyone's assuming Clemson's going to win. I wouldn't assume that. Clemson's looking bad. I was not assuming that at all. Every good team they've played.
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Clemson winning is funny, but I don't want it. Orange britches game. I think they wear orange pants for championships. So, yeah, good stuff. Dabo making it into the playoff and getting a bye after the season Clemson has had would be, man, everyone would want to cancel the 12-team playoff by next year. Except for Clemson fans, obviously.
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Okay, fair. I mean, fair. Everyone has their own criteria.
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Hush. Zip it. Oh, but also the worst. Oh, my God. What a weekend. This is one of the best rivalry weekends of all time. Ever. I'm 100% saying that because Notre Dame won by, like, two touchdowns. I had two pick sixes back-to-back against USC. But I'm also saying it because of Ohio State and Michigan and all the chaos and the flag planting. And, man, this is me clutching my pearls.
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Don't do it again, guys. It was so terrible.
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Oh, so good. That's real football. This is real football. And this is Jen CFP. We'll see you next week to recap conference championship weekend. And hey, Lucy, I think the footy awards are coming up soon.
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They're both deserving. I mean, I wouldn't boo Ashton Gentry. I don't think... Anyways, someone's got to win the award. I think it's going to be Travis Hunter. But they're both great players. Both deserving. He's just putting up monster numbers this year, obviously. So that's going to be a really exciting game. I have a quick question for you.
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Go Bears.
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No, because the highest-ranked G5 champion will get in. No matter what. Even if it's Boise or UNLV, that spot will go to a G5 champion.
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No, and the Big 12 champion will get in. So it's the top five conference champions. The top four get four buys.
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It was quick, though. I think it's the first year of the 12th playoff.
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If Boise loses, obviously they're not going to get a bye week. They're not going to be one of the top-ranked conference champions. They're going to be out of the playoff completely. Good question. They lost to Oregon earlier this season. That's it for them. Huge game for the Mountain West champion.
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It is awesome. It's like option-y, but there's some passing and some deception, and it's cool. It's going to be great. The ACC championship, also people are sleeping. I think people assume Clemson will win because they're like, oh, SMU. They didn't have to play the best of the best this year in the ACC. Clemson's going to smoke them. I don't know about that, Jim. First of all, I think— Jim! Tony!
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The world, minus Clemson fans, they don't want to see Clemson in the playoff. They're like, get the hell out of here. You can't back way your back, like slide into this. Exactly, Chris. You can't back way you're in it. You can't. This is what I want to say. And this is. This is how I truly feel.
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You can't slide ass backwards into the playoff after the season, but you can because if you win the ACC and beat SMU, you're in, which is ridiculous. I think SMU's got a real shot at upsetting Clemson here, which wouldn't, I mean, is it an upset? They're ranked higher, but I guess technically it's an upset. It's going to be fun. That's the 8 o'clock game in Charlotte. I'm super stoked for it.
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And then the other two games, there could be upsets. Penn State could beat Oregon. That would be crazy. They'd probably be the number one team in the country if that happened because they'd have the best win over the undefeated team. Georgia and Texas, a rematch. That's going to be great. We got CUSA on Friday. We got Maction on Saturday. Oh, my God.
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The American Athletic Army playing for a championship this weekend. I'm so excited. Although, I think Tulane might win that one.
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It was great.
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I forgot Marshall in Louisiana. The fun belts.
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Hi, Jen. Jenny. Jen, how was Michigan and Ohio State?
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Remember when we laughed about Michigan only having like 32 passing yards earlier this year? We were like, which was your favorite passing? I think that was an Alex Orji game. Well, this one was somehow more passing yards technically, but man, in a winning effort. How about that?
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Ah, gotcha. That actually would be really funny. No, instead it was nine completions, 62 yards for Davis Warren, and a winning victory over the Buckeyes.
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Ryan Day looked like he had seen several ghosts. Him mouthing the word, what happened, as the fight was sort of breaking up at the end of the game. By the way, Lucy, I don't know about you, but I was... I was sobbing my eyes out. I was screaming. I was crying. I was kicking my feet because flag planting, it's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. It's so terrible.
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It just made me want to throw up and puke everywhere. It's so bad. It's so terrible. Please, no more. It's almost as bad as the upside down hand signs. Oh, my God. I saw Riley Leonard do the upside-down fight on for the USC upset, and I said, you, sir, get off the Notre Dame football. You are too disrespectful. Get off this football team right now. You do not belong in the Golden Blue.
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Spread love and joy. That's all I want to do. I'm sorry that I couldn't get y'all's day started with a lot of spark this morning. That day, what y'all need, I'm like a Celsius or a five-hour energy. You need that shock to get you going. I'm like the NOS button in the Fast and Furious movie. Uh-huh.
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Listen, I'm telling you. I work on network TV now. We got an eight-hour show on Sunday.
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And four hours in, I know I'm – Gosh, we have those six-hour days. We have the London games. You need that.
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That's all I'm trying to do.
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It's not a game to me. I do this. I have a 6'5 Batman in my man cave in Tampa.
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My whole man cave is comic books. Oh, yeah.
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Like there has to be a – Okay, so there is limits to my nerddom.
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Yeah, there's limits to my nerddom. So I have to spread it. Can't just be full nerd to where I can, like, indulge because I have to take the studying of my nerdom. The studying portion of my nerdom has to go to my career, which is football and being an analyst and stuff. However, everybody has interests and hobbies.
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I actually... Was bidding on a Tim Burton 1989 Batmobile. I put it on hold and somebody came and stole it from me. But I was one of those people buying a Batmobile.
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Yeah, because what they did is they said, we're going to put you at the top of the list. Right. Because nobody was bidding on it. Uh-huh.
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And... They said, you know, if you fly out to Arizona, we'll walk you through. You can, you know, walk through. We'll even let you test drive and all that. It was mid-season. I didn't have time to just up and go to Arizona. So, you know, season starts to end, and I hit the guy up. I'm like, hey, you know, here we go. It's about that time. He's like. Oh, we sold it.
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I'm like, well, dang, you could have texted me. Give me a heads up. You got five minutes. You could have come on a bye week or whatever. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I was bidding on it. And it wasn't as expensive if you think, man. What they usually do is they take a Corvette.
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body right and they just build around it and you know uh it's street legal they make it street legal yeah and you got to check the laws of where you in texas it is legal to drive a batmobile so hold on a second now you have to wait till another batmobile becomes available because the ones from the dark knight were crazy like three million dollars that's yeah you got and those toys everybody has you can have that there's levels to everything
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Yes, because if you buy a $3 million car that you can't drive, it's ridiculous.
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I will say something that was cool, though, in L.A., Kith. Clothing brand, Kith, K-I-T-H. They had a Batman collab where they had Batman Forever, the car from Batman Forever, Tim Burton's Batman, and they had the Tumblr, that one that's on sale. They had models of them all out, which was pretty cool, man. I got a chance to go see that. They had every Batman suit from every movie.
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Yeah, they had them encased in the originals. It was pretty cool.
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I grew up, I don't know, man. The original?
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Yeah, I grew up loving Batman.
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And as a kid, the first Batman tapes. Yes. Tapes. Hey, new generation.
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He's talking Adam West, I think. Watch this.
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Children. These things called VHSs. These tapes used to put in this thing called a VCR.
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Before you can basically be in the movie, they had these black and white films. The very first Batman tapes I had were black and white films. They came out in like the 50s. Yeah, and it was Batman. Him and Robin used to get dressed in, like, the back of this mob car, and then they'd pop out and fight. They didn't have nothing.
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Then they upgraded. Then we got Adam West, and then we went from there. So my love for Batman, and people was like, well, why so much? I relate to Batman because if you go look at my combine numbers, They're not – you know, we got – the NFL produces mutants. There's Miles Gerrits and Aaron Donalds walking around and Xavier Worthy. He's the Flash and all this other stuff.
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My numbers were not great, but I was drafted third overall. And it was because of my preparation, outworking everybody, and my knowledge of the game. And that's who Batman is.
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He's around all these superpower people.
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Yeah, but he's also the captain of a team of superpower beings.
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Billy, are you saying – He doesn't have a superpower.
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Well, I didn't have anything taped over for me. I did the taping over. Oh, no. My mom was a big soap opera fan.
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Of course, man. Okay, so one day I want to ask you.
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One day I want to act, and I told my acting coach and my agent, if you don't get me in nothing else, my mom passed away when I was 19. I don't care if I'm sitting at a table. I don't care if I'm the janitor, anything. If you get me on Days of Our Lives, that will be my acting dream. It was my mom's favorite show.
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And freaking incredible. And I remember one time I taped over her. And she was a key part in the story. And then next thing you know, Batman animated series pops up. And she's like, wait, hold on.
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He came in and then Cam just walked past him.
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I want to play, like, the young, like, secret boyfriend.
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This random 65-year-old white lady is, like, sleeping with this 36-year-old black dude with dreads. Where did that come from? It don't matter. It's a soap opera.
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I'm just saying. We come up with all these storylines. That'll be a new one for soap opera.
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Michael Keaton, without question. There's no argument for me. And I will not accept an argument.
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Penguin, he was good, though. But Colin Farrell, man, he just killed it as the Penguin. That's why he got all those Emmys and all those awards.
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Yeah, but, yeah, Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson as the Joker. Him and Heath Ledger, they –
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Yeah, there's different iterations, man.
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Just because it's not about... You don't know that Batman is involved until literally the very last second of the show, and then the show goes off. They don't bring up Batman, Bruce Wayne, no other villain. It's like a mob show. It's like a really good mob show. It's like Sopranos. Seriously, it's just like a good mob show.
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But if you know who the character is, then you'll say, oh, yeah, this is the Penguin. They make fun of him saying Penguin, but they call him Oswald the whole show.
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It's just a great – yeah. Yep. Nice.
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Yeah. I don't know, like nerd out to anything else. I'm a gamer, but in moderation. I love combat sports. But other than that, nah, man, it's just collective. Whatever goes into being a nerd. Video games, Ninja Turtles, Mortal Kombat, stuff like that. But not really nerd out to anybody else.
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I do. I do. It keeps you around the game. Right. And the same way I used to prepare for football games, I have to do for network TV. And I went to a broadcast boot camp, and they told us if you don't do the work, they'll know. So being two years in, the best compliment I can get is people saying, we see your growth, which is proof that I'm doing the work.
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And I just want to keep growing in the business. And what happens is, which I want to talk about, is athletes, we are under such structure. Wake up this time. Meetings this time. Practice this time. Lunch is cooked for you. Breakfast is cooked for you. Depending on how late you are, you might take a plate to go home. Then you got your traveling. And all this stuff is done for you.
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That's tough on the mind. Of course. People are not praising you anymore. You're not put on this pedestal and all that. And guys struggle with what to do to fill that time or that void. I was blessed enough to be ushered right into my next career so I didn't have to deal with that. You know what I'm saying? And a lot of athletes struggle with that. I was just blessed enough to not have to.
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They teach you the ins and outs of what to expect. So they literally taught us. They gave us an introduction, gave us examples. Hey, this is what we do here. You could be on the radio. You could do podcasting. You could be an in-studio analyst. You can call games, all these different things. You go through these classes, and then they put you through a simulation of every facet of media.
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whatever it is. And they record it. And then right after they record it, you sit down and they tell you what you did right, what you did wrong. Right. And then from there, people recruit you. You know, my class was me, Richard Sherman, Cam Hayward. Wow. Both the McCourty's.
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Yeah, we had a great class.
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It was the first time, and I can't tell you how long, that South Carolina had trailed at halftime for multiple games within the tournament. Obviously doesn't matter, though. They're advancing to their fifth straight Final Four.
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It's one of those things where you can look at this South Carolina team the way you probably haven't been able to the last few years, and it's very obvious they have some glaring weaknesses that are very beatable. However, watching any of those games, I was hoping for an upset because it'd be fun, but the entire time I knew, South Carolina's going to win.
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Don Staley, like South Carolina, they have a tendency to squeak out these close games whenever they're playing in them, which they don't, haven't been doing much over the last few years, but this is a team that got the are ass-kicked against UConn and has been pretty much unstoppable since. Got to the tournament and now has been playing with their food a little bit.
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I think with Juju getting hurt, obviously that opens up some area for South Carolina. It's probably going to be a South Carolina-UConn Final Four. Obviously, UCLA has looked really good. I think they looked great against LSU, and I think the key to how good they looked against LSU was that Lauren Betts was in foul trouble and someone else stepped up, and that's what UCLA needs.
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I can't tell you how many times I've turned on a UCLA game and you see the little stat in the corner that's like Lauren Betts, her stat line, rest of team, and they're always the same. So I just think that even though they've been messing around, it's South Carolina. And I'm not going to doubt South Carolina. They are a great basketball team. They're just playing kind of ugly right now.
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But who cares if you win?
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It's... I think we've gotten like decent basketball and that's all you can want out of a tournament. But obviously there's a little there's a little like bummy vibe when you're like, oh, OK, here we are. All one seeds in the final four. No mid majors in the Sweet 16 or Elite Eight for the men. And you're just like, well, this is OK.
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Yeah, I just bought it.
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Love the University of Iowa. Go Hawks. Great time.
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I don't know. It's just fun. Like we haven't really had every year. There's sort of a white boy of March where it's some mid-major school that has this like insane white guy who just shoots like crazy that the whole country falls in love with. He gets a NIL deal with Buffalo Wild Wings or a similar company. Then they lose in the Sweet 16 by a lot to a much better team.
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I'm a 496. Despite what I did in college, I think that's the most impressive.
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Only twice. Only twice. No.
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And you're like, man, that was awesome. That made me feel something. I sat behind Doug Eater at the Duke game, and I was like, I forgot how great this made me feel.
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I just make up crazy stories.
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If they say batshit stuff, I have to say something.
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One time an Uber was like, I think you would love this girl. Her name is Candace Owens. And I had to be like, no, we're not doing this.
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No, it can't be a white boy that we already know about. It has to be an unknown white boy. A white boy that appeared out of nowhere.
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Do you know his siblings' names? No. He's one of the themed families where all the siblings have a weird name that starts with K. So it's like Khan, Kane. I'm just making them up. I don't remember. Is there three of them by any chance? They're all with Ks.
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I think there's five. I think they're like, we got to get these numbers up.
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Thank you.
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Is that okay?
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I have a brother and a sister, Jack and Kate.
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And we're all four letters. My mom said our last name was so ugly.
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They're the Plumleets now.
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There was someone at the Duke-Alabama game that was screaming behind us the whole time of like, you mighty SEC, you don't know what you face. Obviously, the SEC is, they were the best team, our conference in college basketball this year, and the ACC is ass. Like, it's just objective. And they're just kind of entirely banking on Duke being a good program.
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I love sort of the theory of the ACC combining with the Big East. I don't know how valid that is, but I think that's something interesting to look at.
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They need it. They're so bad.
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No, I think that's absolutely fair, and I see why the ACC is kind of trying to capitalize on that right now because the ACC has been the premier basketball conference. That is what the ACC is known as, and that has not been the case the last few years. The SEC has completely taken over. The Big 12 has taken over. The ACC just isn't competing the same.
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Obviously, you can kind of play that into the fact that Roy Williams isn't there anymore, and I know Duke's been very good this year, but there was concerns about Coach K being gone.
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But when you look at the ACC right now and just where they stand, where they've just redid their entire revenue model based off of what Clemson and Florida State wanted with football, just because they're in a weird spot where no one seems to be particularly happy, it seems like a good idea to attach another way for teams to make more money for the ACC to be more competitive because right now they're just falling behind and they're grateful that Cooper Flack decided to go to Duke because that's the entire savior of their conference.
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Had Cooper flagged knock on a Duke, had they not been a good team, what would have their tournament appearance been? Clemson losing to McNeese State? That was it. The ACC is not a good conference. But if the ACC decides to join the Big East, we'll have some great basketball games. And do you know where you should get tickets for those hypothetical basketball games?
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Hey, I'm sad I'm not there.
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Again.
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Two for two.
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Yeah, so it was kind of a choose between South Carolina or UCLA for the number one overall seed, and UCLA does have a head-to-head win over South Carolina. I personally thought South Carolina should have gotten the number one overall seed, but the way South Carolina has played in this tournament hasn't necessarily helped that case. So South Carolina beat Duke yesterday 54-50.
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They had almost as many turnovers as baskets in this game. It was not a stereotypical South Carolina win, They had a similar style of game against Maryland the week before where they're eking out these close wins. They were down at half to Maryland. And then in the round of 32, the same thing happened with Indiana. They were down at half again.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Circle of Trust and Agendas
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm not like in love with Ben Affleck himself. I'm in love with watching Ben Affleck's dating life. He wakes up and he goes, hmm, what Jennifer is it gonna be today? I don't think he's ever met a woman in his life not named Jennifer. He just can't decide between the two. A few weeks ago, he said, hey, Jennifer Gardner, it's you again. I'll make it work if you want to make it work.
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That's a less Southern, bless your heart.
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And then she came out and she said, I don't want to make it work. That's not true. Right after two weeks ago or a few weeks ago, he was like a finally officially divorced from Jennifer Lopez. And then like a day after that, they were like, just kidding. They're trying to make it work. He's back with J-Lo. And then a few weeks prior, he was like, I'm done with J-Lo. I'm over J-Lo. That's done.
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And then a few days before, he's like, I don't know. Something good could happen with J-Lo. He just can't. He can't choose a Jennifer. And I know that he's going to spend the rest of his life jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer to Jennifer. And I can't wait to watch.
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I'm not a J-Lo guy, all right?
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Hey, let's just say something.
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Okay, I'm just going to ignore that.
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One thing we can agree about both Jennifer's is they're hot. Do you know what else is hot? Jimmy John's sandwich. This Lucy's segment is brought to you by Jimmy John's. They're finally here and they're hot. Try new toasted sandwiches at Jimmy John's. Order one today.
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Well, I thought the Jennifer information was really good, and that actually kind of hurt my feelings a little bit, because that's something I'm very passionate about.
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You know, I'm going to say jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer is almost a sport. I would agree that that might be true. Duke Baylor, this is one of the games we went to. It was one of those things where I left being like, thank God I picked Duke to win my bracket, because it is insane how good they are.
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Even with Cooper Flagg in foul trouble early in that game, it is just like there was one point where Duke had this insane lob dunk, and Jeremy Roach, former Duke player, I saw him close up just look at Baylor and go, there's really nothing we can do about this.
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Baylor had given up because Duke was such a dominant team, and this was falling right on the heels of Florida-Yukon, where Florida was supposed to kind of cruise. That's also been the very popular pick to be the national champion. It is just remarkable how good Duke basketball is right now.
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And they kind of feel like the clear favorite for me to win the national championship through this March Madness so far.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Yeah, the Florida UConn one? Yes. I would love to live life never having to watch Florida try to shoot free throws again. I think that would be really good for me emotionally and spiritually. It was one of those games where the first half was like, oh my God, this is what you guys must feel like when I talk about Iowa football. Nothing is happening. This is like, why are we doing this?
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There's so much defense and there's nothing fun happening. It gave me some pause with Florida. The free-through line issues are something that it's going to haunt them if they continue to play the way they did. I don't necessarily agree with Dan Hurley's take that they were screwed. Yeah, Dan Hurley thinks they were cheating. Dan Hurley's always thinking stuff. He's a professional yapper.
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No, that was so seamless and beautiful. And I tied it into the basketball. You said, no, Lucy, no more Jennifer talk. You got to talk about basketball.
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I was actually very surprised by this one. We were in Lexington for day one and then Raleigh for day four. So Lexington day one, not a ton of great games there. It's been a little bit of a bummy March Madness the first two rounds in the sense of competitive matchups and upsets. But despite that, the Wofford Terrier fan base is electric. I've heard that about them.
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They were the wildest fans I've ever heard in my life. The things they were screaming at officials, I cannot repeat on this show. It would not be safe for me to say. They were so much fun that I think we have to do off-roading at Wofford in the future because I was in shock. And they were playing Tennessee. Tennessee, who notoriously has great, very passionate, very into it fans.
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Wofford, a different level. A different level. And they have the guy that does underhand free throws, too.
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In the sense that, like, obviously they're a much smaller fan base. I will say maybe aggressive is the right term. Louisville fans also quite aggressive. They were an angry bunch. Respected that, though. They were like, Wofford, I won't say, is like the most amazing fan base just because we do get to go to a lot of cool games, which thank you for that.
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I don't necessarily know if it's not a lot of fun to watch. I think that watching what UConn did to Arkansas State is fun in a sick, sadistic, twisted way. Yeah, that tends to be sort of the case with the women's tournament. I don't know if it's just like the talent gap between the best teams in women's college basketball or the fact that it's at home venues.
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But I thought it was a pretty decent start. You did get One pretty notable upset in Kansas State beating Kentucky. That ends Georgia A. Moore's college career. And she was electric this year at Kentucky and was just must-see TV when she was at Virginia Tech. And so I thought that was a pretty big upset. That game went into overtime and ended up being a pretty good one.
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Kansas State, they are always a sneaky team. But I view it less of the sense where, like, the men's tournament, we're very used to the – 15 beating the two every year or something nutty or crazy happening. So you kind of have to take a different approach of like, you're watching the women's tournament to watch the best at what they do.
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We're like, you're watching the men's tournament for like slop and it upsets and craziness. And so I thought the good, I thought the first round, which is still going on today, there's still some more games happening, has been pretty good for the women so far.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
You're welcome for making you all this money.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I feel bad, too. Like, I don't want to make fun of Mark Gasnow. Like, I don't want to say he looks like an Elvis impersonator. Like, these are things you don't want to say. Right. Lucy. You feel bad.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I didn't say it.
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That's what the investigation showed.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
According to at CK Parrott, they were.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
How is it, and I'm no NFL player. I will never, I'm not going to pretend to be.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Thank you for clarifying. 15 weeks in, it feels like it. I'd never even be a punt returner. But how is it that we're still not on the same page so often? Like, it still seems to happen a lot where the Dolphins just aren't on the same page and something seems like an open interception. And they're like, well, it wasn't to his fault. It was someone wasn't where they're supposed to be.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
It's like, we're three years into this now.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I just texted my best friend Hannah and asked her who she thinks is going to win tonight. And she has never watched a hockey game this entire season. She's picking the Rangers. And she's an astrophysicist. She's real smart.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I'll text Joey. Dan, you know what I found out about Hannah today? An anagram.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Okay, I don't know. Anna too, depending on how you spell it. Even though there's two N's, it's also an anagram. Same with one N, Anna. Anagrams are fun. Race car. A Hanagram.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Thank you for mentioning Alan Lazard because I felt like you were going to do this again and play this game again where we don't mention the Listener League presented by Smirnoff. You can join every week. Join GBS Weekly Contest. DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. Presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. I had Alan Lazard yesterday, and I will admit.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
That was my garbage player that I got for like $3 so that I could get all the good players for the rest of the monies that we had there. Dan, who was your roster? We'll go over that after. I didn't do it this week.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I did do it the week before, but I never checked my record the week before. Oh, you got to. Do it for next week now so you don't forget. It's fun. Fun time had a while. Last week I was finished in 59th place. I had 185 points. This week would have gotten me in the money. But it didn't because I had the likes of Alan Lazard getting me zero points.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I had Mac Hollins getting me 1.7 because he can't just run into a straight line into the end zone when he has, you know, a head of steam ahead of him. And then I had Derrick Henry get me 6.7 points. Disgraceful. But guess what? I'm coming back next week stronger than ever. And next week, I will finish.
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I'm not going to give you a place because then I don't do it and you guys are like, you're an idiot. You say every week you're going to win. So you'll finish. I will finish. All right. And that's an accomplishment. Good. Santa Claus is coming. DKNG.co. Yes, Jess. Super Bowl licks.
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We've only got like a month left before they get rid of the app. Oh.
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So I'm going to present this drama to you all, and then you will pick, based off of the information that I've shared with you, what side you were on.
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So the two parties are Breonna Chicken Fry and Grace O'Malley.
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So Brianna Chicken Fry dated Zach Bryan, who's a country singer. Do not get that confused with Luke Bryan, who's also a country singer.
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And don't get it confused with Zach Brown, who's also a country singer, who sang a song called Chicken Fried. They're separate. So Zach Bryan and Brianna Chicken Fry were dating. They just recently broke up, and it was nasty. Okay, Brianna came out and was like, he's the worst, he was horrible to me, and it sounds like he was pretty terrible.
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Yes, and Josh Richards is on that podcast as well. Grace O'Malley is Brianna Chicken Bride's best friend of 15 years. And it's clear that they had some problems between Zach and Brian because Grace didn't like Zach because Zach was not a very good guy. And it's very clear that Grace called that correctly. So last week, Brianna and Grace had a podcast together.
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And Brianna posed something being like, hey, guys, Plan Brie is coming back, but it's going to come back in a different way. It's called Plan Brie? That's their podcast.
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And then Grace O'Malley came out and said, because they were on the podcast together, I didn't know that our podcast was coming back without me.
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You didn't tell me. She learned on the internet. So she went on her Instagram story and said, I was blindsided. Best friends for 15 years and you don't tell me that. Also, Brianna Chicken Fry had to sleep overnight before with all the people who worked on Plan Brie and had all of them unfollow Grace on Instagram. I know. It's crazy.
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And then, oh my goodness, Brianna goes on her podcast with Dave Portnoy and does a tell all where she just shits on her friend for like 45 minutes being like, I gave her everything. I got her this job. I, you know, had her, you know, move in with me. I've done all of these things for her and she never supports me online. And it's always everybody loves Grace and they all hate me.
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And Grace has been silent about the whole matter. Except for she said one thing, because she does stand-up now, where she was like, I feel like we're going through a divorce. A divorce of 15 years, and we're letting the kids decide who they want to live with. Because all the fans are now picking sides between the two of them, and Grace hasn't spoken publicly. But it is...
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hot goss everybody is talking about it online we don't know are you team chicken fry or o'malley chicken fry also not her real last name just in case you don't say what's the origin of chicken it doesn't say it on her her birth certificate but i think grace's name is really great the question that they're really asking here is what do you do when your best friend doesn't like who you're dating
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Well, can I can I add to the story? Can I please can I put an extra piece of evidence here? The breakup that was in question was also made public on Instagram and Chicken Fry said that she was not expecting it and was blindsided by said breakup and then went and did the same thing to Grace.
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the very same thing and now Brianna's been on her podcast she's been crying and she's like Grace doesn't stand up for me online I know she hated Zach but like I never brought Zach around but it seems like she did bring Zach around and she even said that Zach and Grace got in a fight at her birthday party
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Team Brianna Chicken Fry or Team Grace O'Malley?
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But they're broken up. He went on Raya the day after they broke up. And that's how everybody found out. And Raya is a celebrity dating app.
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And Morgan Wallen's the one that threw the chair.
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And Morgan Wallen threw the chair, and Zach Bryan got really mad at Rihanna Chicken Fry for singing Morgan Wallen's song in front of her.
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No, Chicken Fry was the wrong answer. He should have chosen O'Malley. I think he got the people confused.
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No, he wants fried chicken, Lucy. You misunderstood.
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But that's not her real last name.
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That's not legal.
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Yeah, so she was like a TikTok influencer. So she got really, really big on TikTok. She was pretty funny, did like relatable content. Then she got hired by Barstool and she's been like kind of their shining star for the last few years. She's brought a huge audience. And so when she got to Barstool, she wanted to do her podcast with her best friend, Grace. So Grace came with her.
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But now she's like, I gave Grace everything. And she's like, not even grateful. But then she went on another podcast this week with Alex Earl and said, Zach Bryan did a few nice things for me. And then he would always throw them back in my face. Like, you don't want to be around someone like that. But she did that to Grace.
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Braxton Barrett's girlfriend, Alex Earl? Yeah. What? We're all connected.
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So the problem is, is that there's someone in this room to blame. My Instagram reels aren't very good because somebody keeps sending me Christian influencer videos and it's ruined my algorithm.
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Roy. Roy. Keep my name out your mouth. Stu? Jeremy?
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You say that we're supposed to not be okay with China just taking all of our information, but if they want it, they're going to get it anyways, right? So I might as well consent and still keep TikTok. Why are we okay with America taking it? Well, that's what I'm saying. If they're going to have it, at least let me have TikTok out of this. I trust in either government.
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China, I'm Team Grace.
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I wonder who China's team is.
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I did go to his funeral, though.
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He's not alive. He's not alive.
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Zach Ryan went to Grace's grandma's funeral. What?
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Do you have any cool memorabilia or anything that you want out there? So David Sampson bought sunglasses owned by David Bowie, I believe. And Elton John. Do you have anything like that, or are you normal? It wasn't George Michael? Oh, yeah, George Michael.
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I don't know. I really have no idea. I thought I had the weekend off. I thought I had the weekend off.
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That was, it's one of those games where it's like very Michigan, Ohio State in the sense like really doesn't matter how you've been playing up until that point. It's just a rivalry that means so much more, but like. Holy s***, Blake Horvath. You didn't have to do all that. You didn't have to do that to him. That might have been disrespectful. But yeah, it was a good game.
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I think I heard the broadcasters be like, this is the first time in five years they've scored over 20 points. We were like, oh my god, that's crazy. We're going too far, Army-Navy. We need to slow down. This is changing times and you need something to stay steady.
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Oh, I'm certain how I feel, and I don't like it. I don't like it even a little bit. Right. I just think that when you're doing the first ever first round of the playoff at home sites, like maybe don't go up against the giant that's the NFL. Well—
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The NFL is infringing here, if we're going to be honest with you. Because it's Saturday, and that's our day. That is not your day. You have a day. You have a million days.
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So I don't love that just because I think it's going to take away from what this entire season has come to, what the entire last 150 years of college football has come to, first round of the 12-team playoff, and I have to compete with the NFL? No.
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Doesn't love them.
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And you should have said, hey, thank you, college football, for giving us your talent, for letting us take them eventually. We understand that you have paved the way. We'll take a step back and we'll just do what we already do. And we'll just keep our normal day.
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You already took Christmas.
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I love Texas high school football. That's my actual top priority. Wait, their season's over now, so I don't feel bad about it.
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That is so disrespectful, because guess what? If this had been a year ago, we would spend our Saturdays watching the Jimmy Kimmel Bowl, and it would have been awesome. Right.
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So they won the Sun Belt, went 10-3, and then immediately their coach was like, I'm out. I'm going to Southern Mississippi. And then the whole team also was like, hey, we're leaving. We have no one left.
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They had to opt out of this bowl game, which, like, I know that Army kind of got their shit rocked by Navy this week, but Army's a good football team that deserves the chance to play another good football team in a bowl game. Like, I think Army would have wanted to play – a 10 and three team rather than a five and seven team.
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And so it's just this very weird sort of like, okay, clearly we have some issues we have to address within the sport if, an entire team is transferring. You also have something kind of similar with Penn State's backup quarterback has entered the portal, so he's not going to be a part of the playoff at all. He won't be traveling with Penn State. He's entering the portal right now. Wow.
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And Lane Kiffin talked about it earlier this week about how the system is set up so poorly where, like, I have to prep for my bowl game right now, but I also have to, like, be very active in the transfer portal, so I think they're going to end up changing those windows.
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Exactly. Like... But also at the same time, you're like, well, this kid's going to want to – Drew Aller is clearly the future of Penn State football. He probably wants a starting job somewhere. We'd love to have you at Iowa. Come on down. But you don't want to miss out on that opportunity.
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But also in the day and age where the transfer portal moves so quickly and quarterbacks and are pretty much already knowing where they're going to go, you need to have the ability to be in that space earlier. They just are going to have to change the windows because I think it's too difficult –
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No, it's the whole thing. The system just seems to be – there's so much about college football that's just incredibly broken, and this is just one of the small parts of it. But, like, I don't know if you're ever going to see anything like what we saw with Marshall. I guess you probably will now that the system is changing where a whole team opted out, a whole team transferred.
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They left, and they didn't leave after a bad season. They left after a great season. It's crazy.
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Oh, God, that's so stupid. That's the dumbest. It's like also Ohio. They're just going through some weird things right now. The loss to Michigan is like push them over the edge. Like it is a very like unwell fan base. It's an unwell state right now. Everything is just off. Yeah. Making it a felony.
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That's just like the biggest like you already lost and now and you already had that whole issue with. the flag painting and the pepper spray and what happened to Rose and all these things. And you're just making it look dumber. That's on the top of everyone's list is what happened to Rose. You're just like making the situation so much worse. And like, it's so funny too.
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One of my favorite parts about the college football playoff selection show, which I don't have many of them because why are we talking about this for four hours? Let's just, let's get to the point. Was Kirk Herbstreit coming out and being like, Ohio State is hosting a home playoff game. And I know for a fact their fans are going to boo their own team because they're so mad.
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Their fans are going to be booing their own team and their own coaches.
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Oh, I thought you were going to talk about his girlfriend. There seems to be a lot of outrage with his girlfriend.
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No, I don't want to comment on it.
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Unless you don't love love. Oh, wait, and they're engaged. Hold on.
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My parents are divorced.
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Love is dead.
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Love is dead.
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Fiance, I believe. Yes, fiance, correct. Which that was jarring to learn.
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They don't.
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It was, like, after Senior Day or something, and he was, like, trying to go over to celebrate with her, and she was just having absolutely none of it. And then, so this weekend at the Heisman Ceremony, after he won, so he gets up. He's obviously very emotional and very well-deserving of the Heisman. I understand why he won.
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I would have voted for Ashton Gentry, but I don't have a vote because no one believes in me, and love is dead.
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but Travis Hunter so he gets up to celebrate and Dion and his mom and Shador they're all standing up Dion's like crying almost like he's so so happy yes and his fiance is just sitting there and Dion has to nudge her to stand up because she didn't stand up so he goes gives her a hug immediately sits back down everyone else is still celebrating and we're
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like oh okay whatever i didn't think much of it and then the next day travis signed with adidas and so he was at like an adidas event which you know congratulations set for life well deserved and he's doing like fan pictures a fan event that he was scheduled to be at and she's sitting there and as someone's taking the picture you can hear her be like what am i supposed to do just sit here the whole time and i said oh that's not a good look he just won the heisman be nice to him right
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But congrats on the Heisman, though.
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Lil Wayne was there.
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I agree. Ashton Gentry has had the best season a running back has had since Barry Sanders. And I also think it's important to note that he was like 100-something yards off of breaking his single-season record. Ashton Gentry sat out eight quarters this year because Boise State was beating their opponents so bad. So you could—
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very reasonably say that if he had played full games, he would have broken that record. And I understand it's different times. It doesn't take anything away from what Barry Sanders did. But he's had the best season of running back in college football has had in an insanely long time.
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And if you look at his numbers compared to Derek Henry when he won the Heisman, Ashton Gentry has had a better season. He just had the misfortune of having this season the same year. There's a generational two-way player, which we also have not seen in a very long time. I'm not upset by any means that the Heisman went to Travis Hunter, but I would have voted for Ashton Gentry.
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I'm going to say goosey on that unless something crazy happens and Tennessee just like whomps Ohio State and they're like, fine, we're going to do it. Ryan Day, we're pulling the plug. I don't see any job opening up with the exception of LSU or Ohio State in the definitely not right now, but in the near future that I think Kurt Cignetti would leave for.
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And the only reason I say LSU is because I just think he's got go Tiger vibes.
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No, I don't think so. I think it really depends on like, if you lose on a last, you know, a game winning field goal or something, that's not worth firing a coach that has one of the highest winning percentages in college football. I do understand that like coming off the Michigan loss, fans are kind of ready for a change.
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If you get, like, your s*** wrecked against Tennessee, if Tennessee goes off, which, by the way, Tennessee does not have that phenomenal of an offense. If Tennessee really, you know, makes a statement against Ohio State, then, yeah, I could see them firing Ryan Day. I just don't think it's going to happen because it's genuinely so unreasonable.
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I don't think they're going to fire Ryan Day. Because if you advance to the second round of the playoff, that's still incredibly impressive. You're one of the eight best teams in college football. I just think the only thing that I'm going to push back on myself for is that we have to remember this isn't a rational bunch. This isn't a bunch that's thinking clearly.
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They're trying to implement laws to ban flag planning. They're not thinking straight right now.
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It's also never a good sign when the AD has to say, yeah, he's coming back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's coming back.
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Which is insane. It's a 10-win team.
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Every time you have to announce that, you're always in a bad situation.
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Sorry. Goosey?
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Well, the big thing is, like, if Bill Belichick stays for five years, let's just know.
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I believe so. I don't know if – I may have gotten, like, internetted on this. But I believe his buyout drops from, like, $10 million to a million dollars. Yes. In June 2025, before coaching a single game.
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I think it's Goosey. I am not the best. world's biggest fan of this hire. I think they're very much trying to do what Colorado has done, but with someone who does not have the personality to appeal to college kids. I just think that this is more of a move to make the press conference higher, to make the flashy higher, which is not a bad move because I'm assuming UNC's NIL donations are up.
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I'm assuming donations to the football program are up. I think this is a move to make money make headlines, potentially get some viewership numbers, especially because like UNC is mostly, I would say the hottest commodity in the ACC right now when it comes to like the potential future of conference realignment. Everyone wants UNC.
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See, like, that's not, like, the worst plan in the world.
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But also, like.
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His son shouldn't get the team, period, okay?
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I've been here, okay? I can tell you what it's like. You don't want sons involved with your football team. It's a bad thing.
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Yeah, no, you can't. No, it's, look, I don't know.
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I'm going to go Lucy. I don't think they will though. I think this game being in Happy Valley makes all the difference and not only just because their fans are phenomenal. That's a great place to play. State College in late December is no joke. And SMU, they're not familiar with that in Dallas. You have one freakiest, really cold day a year and the whole state shuts down.
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I just think that Penn State, I was so impressed with them at the Big Ten Championship game. I was shocked by how well they moved the ball, how easy they were able to score. Drowler looked really, really good. I think Penn State's clicking right now, and I also think it helps Penn State looking at the playoff and knowing they probably have the best draw out of anybody.
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SMU, and then they'll go play Boise State after. I have to be feeling pretty confident if I'm Penn State right now, but then I remember, oh no, James Franklin's my head coach, and that goes down a little bit. But I don't think SMU will win, but I'm sure anybody can win. It's the 12 best teams in college football.
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They don't like, yeah, they don't like noon games. I wish it was a night game. That is a atmosphere, a stadium, a fan base that deserves night games. It is really, really just one of the best venues in college football and their fans are electric. I think, though, that the fact that it's not Ohio State is going to make them more excited.
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I think there's always like a sort of like a weird vibe in the air when Ohio State is there.
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Yeah, well, they got it. That's the matchup that everyone was like, oh, okay. But it's still at the same time.
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We're saying, oh, okay. These are the 12 best teams in college football. There's still something to be excited about.
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Lucy, fingers crossed.
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She wants to go to Texas. You don't know. I really want to go to Texas.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Texas doesn't really want me there that much, but I think that my personality and my good vibes will change the mind.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
I'll put you guys in a group chat.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
It's disrespectful.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Yeah, they desperately need a loss and they really do. And I will tell you, as it relates to the Bills and Rams game, that game is on Sean McDermott. I said this during God Bless Football, so I'm telling you right now. He is going to be the reason Josh Allen doesn't win a Super Bowl.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
That's because Billy has an eye on him.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Es ist wirklich nicht die Stimme, die du bezahlst, sondern die Präsenz.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Was McDermott gemacht hat, war ehrgeizig. Und Brady hat ihn ausgesprochen, weil sie drei Timouts übrig hatten und es war das erste Tor. Du spielst da nicht einen running play. It all has to be passing plays. You either catch a touchdown or you drop it and no time goes off the clock. He cost his team a chance to win the game. And that's what you can't do as a coach.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
You cannot cost Josh Allen, who is out there doing the things that he's doing, getting you back into the game. And because of your boneheaded decision at the end of the game, that's the reason Josh doesn't win.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Ich meine, du kommst da rein. Ich glaube, es war ein Missbrauch. Nein, das ist in Ordnung. Es war. Ich sage, dass Josh Allen seine Superbowl nicht gewinnen wird, solange Sean McDermott sein Trainer ist. Major Penalty, fünf Minuten vor Stumbling.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
And I confirm, she is indeed still alive.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Lucy Rodin, Iowa Correspondent. I gotta tell you, Oregon may have won that game, Dan, but that was not Big Ten football.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Was kannst du uns erzählen, weil mein Ursprung Taylor mir erzählt hat, dass Belichick nach Nordkarlina, es scheint, dass es eine geschlossene Sache sein wird. Was kannst du uns über diese Geschichte erzählen? Belichick nach der UNC. Es ist faszinierend.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
And don't forget the next episode, Dan. The fix is in. That's right.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
How fun was that game? Yeah, we have not gotten to the NFL. Shame on us.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
All of them were yapping. Nick Saban, yap, yap, yap. Kirk Herbstreit, yap, yap, yap. Just tell me what's gonna happen. They love the sound of their own voices. Jesus, just tell me.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Okay. I have a take. It's a take that's going to be incredibly unpopular. No one is going to like this take. Okay. I believe the Big Ten Championship game needs the Big Ten West.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
It needs... I don't think the game itself, yeah, was probably a lot better than if Iowa played in it this year, but the vibes, like, you need a fan base that knows that they're there to see their team get blown out by 45 points and they don't care anyways. Because The vibes are electric. It was like a funeral compared to when I've seen Iowa or Wisconsin play there.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Everyone was just like, we hope we have a chance. We don't want to get too drunk. We don't want to miss it. And Iowa fans were like, we need to get drunk. That's the only way we're going to be able to watch this.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Ich denke, das hilft meinem Fall. Ich denke, das würde... Weil das Spiel selbst war besser als jedes Big Ten Championship Spiel, das wir gesehen haben. Obwohl es nicht so fühlt, wie wir es gesehen haben. Ich meine, in der letzten Erinnerung. Post-Legends und Leaders, glaube ich. Aber ja, das Spiel selbst war gut, aber die Vibes waren einfach sehr langsam da.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
You could really tell that Penn State did not expect to be there. Oregon did not expect Penn State there. Oregon didn't travel particularly well because why would you fly all the way to Indianapolis, especially when you know that you have two potential playoff trips coming up. It was just like, man, we really need some shitty teams here to just get the vibes up. Not the game, but the vibes.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
When you need to tell me Penn State had 500 yards of offense in the Big Ten Championship game and you think there isn't a problem, there is one.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
It's pretty impressive to do that, though. It's pretty impressive to not score anything in that game. You have to try to do that. People forget that.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Ich habe das nicht live gesehen. Wir waren bei der Big Ten Fan Fest, was nicht so spannend war. Wir haben wahrscheinlich die falsche Wahl gemacht. Das klingt lustig. Ich war beeindruckt, als ich es wieder gesehen habe.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Ich meine, die Situation, die wir hier haben, ist wahrscheinlich, dass jemand ihm viel Forschung gegeben hat, aber auch, dass sie den Leuten auf dem College Game Day die gleiche Forschung gegeben haben. I believe he's a pretty big sports fan, so I'm not saying he's acting. Thank you for doing the research, doing what you needed to do for your job. And hell, maybe he really is in the action.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Who knows? He's the only one who called that game correctly.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
It's Wednesday night. She's trying to go out in Beverly Hills. You have to watch this Matt game. You have to watch it.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
He was calling out like Billy Napier building the Louisiana program and like the culture there. It was like, you could tell somebody, I don't know if it was him or not, put some time into it.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Ich würde sagen, Lucy wahrscheinlich. Er hat dieses Jahr viel Geld verdient. Es fühlte sich so an, als hätte niemand diese Kicks gespielt. Es war also die besondere Sache. Und dieses Jahr hat jeder gespielt.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Oh, okay. So they won and they got what Stugatz's
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
What are they doing? No, Alabama does not get any... I think something that stuck with me yesterday, and Nick Saban said this, and then Greg Byrne, Alabama's AD, came out and said this, and they were like... Diese ganze Situation, das wird uns viel machen. Wir wissen nicht, ob wir noch schwere Non-Konferenz-Spiele planen werden. Okay, klar, wir haben die Argumentation.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Alabama hat in der Non-Konferenz nicht verloren. Alabama hat vor drei Wochen Bursar gespielt. Beating the literal shit in Wisconsin didn't seem to matter when Oklahoma destroyed their season. You know, when you lost 24-3 to a terrible Oklahoma team. The Alabama reaction just feels very much of like, this is the first time someone's told the rich kid no. And you're just like, what do you mean?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
We played Wisconsin in the off-season. The whole thing is ridiculous. Don't lose. Don't lose to Vanderbilt. Don't lose to Oklahoma. Lose to Georgia, okay, that's fine, but you didn't do that. The whole reaction is just very, hey man, you lost to Oklahoma at Oklahoma. Let's just say you didn't lose to Vanderbilt. That's still pretty much a disqualifying loss. That's how bad that loss is.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
The whole thing, they're just being annoying. I think SMU... The way they lost in the ACC Championship game with, hey, you're losing by like three touchdowns. You come back, you lose to a 56-yard game-winning field goal. You win 11-1 throughout the season.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
I understand you didn't play anybody tough, but it wasn't, I just, the entire reaction is just very Alabama in the sense that they're just not used to this. And now they're playing in the Relia Quest Bowl.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Ich würde Lucy sagen, besonders mit Clemson, die ACC gewonnen hat, also jetzt Südkorea. Und ich weiß, dass Alabama auch einen Sieg gegen Georgia hat. Aber Südkorea spielt heute sehr gute Fußball. Sie spielen viel besseren Fußball, als Alabama spielt.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Ich denke immer noch, dass die Art und Weise, wie es gespielt hat, ich schaue auf die Bracke und ich weiß, ich glaube, was die Leute nicht verstehen über die College-Football-Pläne, was ich nütze, um jemals dem Selection Committee irgendeine Art von Begrüßung oder Frieden oder was auch immer,
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Sie sagen, es sind die zwölf besten Teams, aber das ist offensichtlich nicht der Fall, weil man Konferenz-Championschaften hat, die einen automatischen Bid bekommen und so weiter. Es sind die zwölf wertvollsten Teams. Und Südamerika hatte ein paar frühere Verluste in der Saison und manchmal spielt das SEC nicht so, wie man es will.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Sie müssen mehr da sein als Alabama, besonders mit der Art, wie Südamerika die Saison beendet hat. Ich weiß nicht, ob man sagen kann, es gibt ein Team in der Stadt, das jetzt besser spielt als sie sind. But it's tough. Don't get blown out to Ole Miss. It's easy to look back and just say they don't lose like that.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
They beat Clemson. They beat Clemson at Clemson in a rivalry game, which makes it tougher. But I think that the selection committee watched that ACC championship game and was like, this sucks. We did not want to have to deal with this. This is not a problem we wanted. But I think that if Guys, this is a big one. Lucy or Goosey?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Bill Belichick is going to be the next coach at the University of North Carolina. I think I'm gonna say Lucy, because I just keep getting... No, no, I know, I know, I'm not saying... I get it.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
I've been getting so many text messages. I woke up with like three text messages of tweets being like, I'm hearing something will be set in 48 hours. I'm saying this because... Der letzte Trainer, den UNC eingeladen hat, war ein alter, washerer Kerl. Er sollte wahrscheinlich nicht eingeladen haben. Es fühlt sich so an, als ob die Geschichte sich ein bisschen verändert hat.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Ich weiß, das ist ihr Typ. Ich sage nicht, dass das ein guter Anruf ist. Ich sage nicht, dass ich diesen Anruf akzeptieren würde. Ich sage nur, ich denke, sie werden es machen.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Nein, sie haben es nicht. Aber ich weiß, dass die UNC eine großartige Sportschule ist, eine großartige Olympische Sportschule. Das würde Sinn machen, glaube ich.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
I just have a hard time imagining Bill Belichick willingly spending his time with 19-year-olds. I know the joke you're about to make, but I believe she's 26.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Goosey, because that's just the way the system works.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
I don't like it. No, the system is bad and flawed and I think you're going to see that. I think if anyone has a really big complaint, weird enough, I think it's Oregon. Du gehst das ganze Jahr unverletzt. Du bist das einzige Team, das das gemacht hat. Und es fühlt sich an, als ob sie einen der schwierigsten Strecken im Playoff haben als die meisten.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Sie bekommen den Sieger von Ohio State Tennessee. Das fühlt sich an, als ob du ein bisschen unglücklich bist. Ich denke, das ganze System wird wiedergearbeitet. Ich mag die Idee, dass es einen Bidstealer gab. Ich denke, das ist der Punkt eines Playoff-Systems und so weiter. Aber ja, Clemson hat wahrscheinlich nicht da sein sollen, aber du hast dein Konferenz-Champions-Spiel gewonnen.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Das ist einfach so, wie die Regeln funktionieren.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
But they could just pick who they play in the national championship then.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
And it has to be someone in the field already. Yeah, correct. I would just be like, Purdue, let's go.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
I don't feel as confident after watching that Penn State game. No one's made that Penn State offense look that good in a long time. I think there's some pretty big red flag issues with Oregon that they need to address. But I think it's very possible. I think why I was so disappointed in the Penn State game was just the way they were run over. I think what I was so intrigued by was every single time
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
dass Penn State innerhalb von einer gewaltigen Distanz kam, wo es fühlte, als hätten wir ein Ballspiel. Oregon war sofort so, genug davon, wir sind fertig. Touchdown, 45 Sekunden. Sie haben einen Weg, wirklich nur den Momentum und den Vibe von jemanden zu töten. Aber ich denke, die Dinge sind weit offen. Ich denke, es schmerzt Oregon ein bisschen, dass sie es nicht verloren haben.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Ich denke, das ist gut für ein Team, das unter ihrem Hals steht. Ich fühle mich nicht so sicher, weißt du. You're in a bracket with Georgia. You're in a bracket with a very feisty, could ruin your season Arizona State team. Texas is there. Ohio State is there. I don't feel confident in anybody right now, which is why I really like this playoff.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Not this system specifically, but this will be a fun year.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
No, Goosey. I think in some ways it has. I think it did have an impact on the Big Ten Championship. It didn't mean as much as it once did. I also think that's because they had fans that aren't good at drinking there. No offense to Penn State and Oregon. I think that if you look at the Arizona State-Iowa State game, the playoff only made that happen. Ja, es war nur zwei Spiele für das.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Keiner hat wirklich geoptet. Alle Spiele in der Power 4, außer der Big 12, waren dieses Wochenende kompetitiv. Clemson vs. SMU, das kam dann zu einem gewonnenen Field Goal. Ich denke nicht, dass es die Konferenz-Wettbewerbsspiele zerstört. Ich denke, es zerstört die Fan-Erfahrung von Konferenz-Wettbewerbsspielen. Wenn ich ein Team bin, das die Playoffs macht,
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Warum spende ich Geld, um in Indianapolis zu gehen, was ich in den vergangenen Jahren tun könnte, wenn ich weiß, dass es eine gute Chance gibt, dass mein Team in der Fiesta Bowl spielt und ich würde lieber sie in einem zweiten Runde Playoff-Spiel sehen oder in einem Hosting-Spiel oder so.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Ich denke, die Fan-Erfahrung ist eigentlich das, was am meisten schmerzt, nicht unbedingt das Spiel, weil du immer noch für etwas spielst. Du spielst für einen Buy. You might be losing your conference championship game, but you certainly want to have a good showing so you can convince the committee you deserve to host the first round.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
I just think the fan experience is actually what suffers the most.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
I'm going to say Goosey because every time on the broadcast he talked about Alabama not making it, he said we.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
You think it hurt him? Look, he might be back. He might be like, look, that Oklahoma loss, that was too much even for me.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
He's still technically like an advisor or something. So it's not like he's like out of the picture for Bama. I think Ja, schau, ich weiß nicht, wer sie von den vierten und sechsten Oklahoma Sooners oder so gerettet hätte.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
We are not going to Army-Navy, unfortunately. We had a lot of fun last year.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
The troops did not want anything to do with me. They said, we fight for your freedom and our freedom to say no to talking to you on camera. Respect.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Hey, it's Lucy, and have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time, where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S., and they will ship it free to your door anywhere in the country. I ordered some buffalo wings, and I'm personally quite excited for them to arrive, and they look very delicious.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Gold Belly will ship you Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's or Pat's in Philly, the original Buffalo wings from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, and even Kansas City's most legendary barbecue. And if the pizza near you sucks, they will ship you New York pizza from John's on Bleecker or Chicago deep dish from Luminati's or even New Haven or Detroit style pizza.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
And if you're truly gluttonous, they will ship you Guy Fieri's famous trash can nachos, which I kid you not, are the ultimate game day centerpiece. So if you're looking to host an epic Super Bowl party or any party for that matter, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Hey, it's Lucy. And have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S. and they will ship it free to your door anywhere in the country. I ordered some buffalo wings and I'm personally quite excited for them to arrive and they look very delicious.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Gold Belly will ship you Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's or Pat's in Philly, the original Buffalo wings from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, and even Kansas City's most legendary barbecue. And if the pizza near you sucks, they will ship you New York pizza from John's on Bleecker or Chicago deep dish from Luminati's or even New Haven or Detroit style pizza.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
And if you're truly gluttonous, they will ship you Guy Fieri's famous trash can nachos, which I kid you not, are the ultimate game day centerpiece. So if you're looking to host an epic Super Bowl party or any party for that matter, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
That's goldbelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. Rose was pepper sprayed. I can't believe Rose got pepper sprayed. It's not funny. I just laugh in uncomfortable situations.
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Hour 2: The Pierce vs. Ruiz Trilogy (feat. Paul Pierce)
Oh, my God.
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Hour 1: Matt Eberflus, Ryan Day, and a Bad Weekend For Football Coaches
On the fairway?
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Hour 1: Matt Eberflus, Ryan Day, and a Bad Weekend For Football Coaches
Cuervo.
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Hour 1: Matt Eberflus, Ryan Day, and a Bad Weekend For Football Coaches
All right, we'll check in. As you may know, I got pepper spray, but now I'm fine. I do not recommend getting pepper spray. It hurts. but um i'm fine thank you for asking everybody i'm a survivor
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Hour 1: Matt Eberflus, Ryan Day, and a Bad Weekend For Football Coaches
Purdue, pretty bad college football team. I could have just stopped there, Purdue. They went 1-11 this season, but I saw a fun stat. Purdue could have started every game this season with a 34-point lead, and they still would have finished 6-6.
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Hour 1: Matt Eberflus, Ryan Day, and a Bad Weekend For Football Coaches
Oh, yes. GM. First game of the season, Purdue beat Indiana State 49-0. Wow.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
Something that just transpired and they brought to my attention today that Travis is a finalist for the Walter Camp Player of the Year, Maxwell Player of the Year, Bednarik Defense Player of the Year, Lindy called best receiver, regardless of position, and was snubbed by the Thorpe. How? How is Travis Hunter snubbed by the Jim Thorpe Award? You can have my award, you can have it back.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
Matter of fact, I'm going to give him mine. I ain't using it. It's just sitting up there collecting dust. So Travis is going to have my Thorpe Award because if this ain't the most idiotic thing in college football, that he's not a finalist for the Jim Thorpe Award.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
And he is, I would say arguably, but I don't think it's really an argument about this young man being the best defensive back in college football.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
It was interesting. Yes. It was.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
We chose. So we went to the Ohio State Michigan game. Right. The game. Right. Very chill. Back to back weeks of the game for you. Yes. Back to back weeks of the game. We went to this game. I went into this game with a bad attitude. I just want to make that clear. Really? Why?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
20 degrees out. Okay. It's freezing. Single digit tips when we got there, it feels like. And then I was like, well, this game is going to end in like a 45 to 7 final. That didn't happen. Everything turned around and then things. Rose got pepper sprayed.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Rose got pepper sprayed. She's okay.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
She's chill. But she did get pepper sprayed.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Yes. Rose's left eye. But she's good now.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
She's chill. She gets the day off.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Maybe that's some incentive to get pepper spray in the future. You get a day off.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
That's what I'm saying. They had to pay, both schools had to pay like $100,000. I think all of that money should go to Rose.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
I think that some of them were, but there were enough like close games. So we're like, I'm assuming at, cause Arizona, Arizona state, I think was three 30 and that they didn't plan a flag. They planted a pitch for UNC NC state. They probably saw Florida, Florida state. They probably shot. I saw someone put together a one shining moment video of all the fights from this weekend. It was amazing.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Oh, it's so many fights this weekend. Like we saw the, you know, the Michigan was the only one that used pepper spray. Yeah. But there was stuff with BYU Houston. There was stuff with UNC NC State. Like they were so. Oh, Auburn, Alabama. So many fights this weekend.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
No, that's a brilliant point. Jack Sawyer for Ohio State, senior. What do you have to gain out of this?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
I guess he'll be like a legend in Ohio State. Also, I think it just sort of focuses on the fact that you lost four times.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
No, because it happened so quickly. So Rose had the camera. That's why she was close. Like, oh, she'll do anything to get a good shot. We really appreciate that about her, what makes her so great at her job. So I was about 10 yards back from the whole thing happening. And so once Michigan players started running to us, and it was very clear that they had been pepper sprayed.
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Sort of the first moment where I was like, what's happening? As a Michigan player ran up to us and started throwing up. My immediate thought was like, oh, tough game. It's really cold out. That's probably what just happened. And then another player runs up and he's like profusely crying. Oh my God, I think he got pepper sprayed.
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At that point, we started to run because we were like, oh my God, are we going to get pepper sprayed? Rose was not with us at the time. Rose was there. So I wasn't scared because it happened so fast. And then Rose and I, Rose is one of my very good friends. I love her deeply.
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Someone who I I we have spent so much time together. So we're very very close So my first in my first reaction when she got pepper spray was to laugh.
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And so I wasn't really scared it immediately went to like if it was Harry would you have laughed? Where's the line Thomas I would have laughed and I think I would have laughed for most people. And I made sure as I was laughing to be like, hey, Rose, if my laughing bothers you, I can do my best to stop.
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I would not have been able to.
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Harry was so like, he was like, are you okay? Are you all right? Are you good? And I'm like pointing at her laughing. I can't believe she got pepper sprayed. But I made sure she was cool with it. And she said that if I had gotten pepper sprayed, she would have done the same thing.
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Yeah, Rose said she would have laughed at me, too.
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Rose was also laughing is the best way.
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Yeah, she did ask someone if she was blind.
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Rose was too chill. That was my take. Yeah. She was, like, way too chill.
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What do you mean if Clemson wins, they're not getting in?
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Plus two out of your last three against unranked opponents. These aren't losses to South Carolina. These aren't losses to BYU like what SMU has. I... Clemson is very much in position to be a bid stealer, and I just don't see any situation where Miami makes it because their strength of schedule is not strong, no matter what people might tell you. The ACC is not a strong conference.
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Miami never played Clemson or SMU. They didn't play the top teams in this conference. So I just don't see any way that with a loss to Syracuse and Georgia Tech, which like Georgia Tech's not a bad loss. Syracuse isn't a bad loss, but they're unranked teams. Like there's just not room for space. And there's two of them, right.
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And so if SMU wins, SMU is in, I don't really see a way Clemson, Clemson's not going to get in without winning. Miami, I just, I, well, it's like a 30% chance or something they may get. I just don't see that happening. Things would have to be like,
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unbelievably chaotic this weekend but still like if you're in your conference championship game there's a very very high likely chance that you will make the playoff whether you lose i just don't see there being spaces for miami because if you're going to take a three loss sec team or miami you're going to take that sec team no doubt yeah as they should yes and they should wait so if clemson wins that game does smu get in
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Potentially, yeah. Because they're good. No, they're really, really good. They've got one loss on the season. I think it really does depend on the way the game plays out. We're like, if Clemson beats the brakes off of SMU, then yeah, your eye test is going to fail. You're probably not going to make it.
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But right now it feels like SMU is, I don't want to say like a full lock, that Oregon is the only like real lock to make the playoff right now. I really think that SMU is most likely going to make it. And like Clemson lost to South Carolina in a really close game. Like it wasn't, you know, a blowout by any means. Clemson is not a bad football team.
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But I just, I am leaning towards SMU this weekend, but I think SMU is in. I really, really do.
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I don't believe so. So the Big 12 is a very just like, oh, my God, situation. It's so weird. Talk to your kids about the Big 12. It's not really safe for young viewers right now. Arizona State and Iowa State are playing the Big 12 championship game. Iowa State, 10-win season, first 10-win season ever in Iowa State history. So congrats to the clones. they did not play any of the Big 12 teams.
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I think they only played one or two of the Big 12 teams that had a winning record. They haven't really had that quality win. You could say their best win is Iowa or Kansas State. Arizona State has kind of done some work over the last few weeks, so I don't see a way that the Big 12 loser makes it in just because that conference has just sort of cannibalized itself.
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just to the craziest extent and neither team is really Arizona State more than Iowa State has has sort of proven that they have some you know kind of extra padding to their schedule to help boost their case for the playoff but I don't I don't see the Big 12 having two teams I'm just worried that well no but they even one right because I guess at a certain point Indiana may get blocked out because only a certain number of teams can
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So the Big 12, I think, will only get their automatic ban. I don't think they're going to get another spot in there.
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Oh, no. And that's sort of the issue you run into with this playoff. And my sort of understanding is I'm very curious to see the way that conference championship week bleeds into what the playoff looks like. Because I kind of think the next sort of –
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step this will take is getting rid of conference championships, which I'm actually okay with because you're going to see a lot of teams that are punished for losing their conference championship game that now have to play an extra week. It's a brutal situation. I know we kind of talked about it a little bit earlier. Ohio State, you should not be happy at all. You should be miserable.
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Everything should hurt. You lost to Michigan four straight years. It might have helped you just a teeny tiny bit because now you don't have to deal with the brutality of playing Oregon and you're probably going to get a home playoff game. Right. You're still getting in. You shouldn't be happy. I'm beating Michigan. That's the top winner amongst the losers. But it might help you just a little bit.
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This whole system is just very odd right now. And I do like the automatic bids, but you run into an issue where like, Iowa State is probably not as good as some of these SEC and Big Ten... Iowa State's not as good as Ohio State. Well, no, like... Or Indiana.
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We don't know what Penn State's going to do. No one expected to see Penn State here right now. Penn State could easily go to bed against Oregon. If Penn State plays Oregon in a way that's really, really bad, Penn State could potentially drop out. I don't see that happening. I'm saying that I don't—
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Yeah, so my take with Indiana is I think they're in a better spot than people think they are because Alabama has three losses. Georgia could potentially go into this with three losses if they lose to Texas this weekend. The SEC, Ole Miss has three losses. Like the SEC has eliminated, a lot of their teams have eliminated themselves.
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So I think that Indiana's in a better spot because you have the five guaranteed bids, and that leaves seven at large. I think that the ACC is the only conference that has the potential to get two teams in. But if SMU wins, that's now out of – It will just be SMU. It will just be SMU. Clemson won't be there. So it still leaves seven spots.
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That's either going to go to three Big Ten teams, three SEC teams, someone else in the mix. I still think that Indiana is in a good spot because right now, this is recording Monday, Indiana was 10th. So right now, if the playoffs started right now, Indiana is in. I kind of think they're still going to be in. I really, really do.
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I think that not their resume, but their body of work, the way they have played has been good enough. Also, they beat Purdue 66-0 this weekend. Purdue had 67 total yards.
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Indiana 66 points. That's crazy.
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Purdue is the worst team in the Power 5 right now.
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I would say yes and no. I think it looks specifically at the way that like, and I know I've done this. I talk a lot about the ACC. They're a bad conference. Georgia Tech probably should have won that game.
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It took eight overtimes for Georgia to beat Georgia Tech. Georgia is a much better football team than Georgia Tech is. I think the SEC is closer than it's ever been. I think there's more teams at the top that are at an equal playing field. NIL has opened that up. Nick Saban retiring has opened that up. Texas has opened that up. Not Oklahoma. I'm sorry to you, OU. But I do think that the SEC –
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It's still a really good conference. I feel like the Big Ten's a little bit better. But it's also hard to tell because we're always like, I hate to be like, the media tells you as we're the media. But the media is always telling you that the SEC is the best conference. For my entire life, the SEC has always been the best conference. I don't know if that's the case right now.
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So I don't necessarily view it as a down year. It's just a weird year. It's a different year, kind of like what you said.
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I don't think so. Really? Not the way that Alabama has played. Okay. Losing to Oklahoma, because if you lost a close game to Oklahoma, yeah, that's not great. Right. You got the brakes beat off of you against Oklahoma. You did, right. A bad, injured, broken Oklahoma team. kicked your ass. You don't deserve to be in the playoff if you lose a game like that.
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And Alabama is just, they're a team where you're like, sure, they have all the talent, they could win the national championship, but they haven't really put together a really great performance this year. Even the Georgia game, yes, that was a win. The first half of that was amazing. It's been all downhill since.
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I think Indiana is the team that has earned it a little bit more because Alabama isn't beating Vanderbilt. They're barely getting past South Carolina. They did beat Auburn, but it's Auburn. Everybody beats Auburn except for A&M. It's just Indiana, I think, has earned Vanderbilt.
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Yeah, absolutely. They built the playoff to put Penn State in there.
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If they get blown out, I think that changes things a little bit.
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If it's a 35-0 game, it's going to be hard to convince you that Penn State's one of the best 12 teams in the country. And I do think they are. I think Penn State is always firmly in that – seven to 10 range of the best teams in the country, which is a good place to be.
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Normally it's too fired outside.
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Uh, Lucy, but I have to say, I love my favorite thing about the overtime rules is like, they're just like, they're so made up.
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They're so made up. Somebody, somebody pitched them and the response was like, all right, why not? I guess. Sure.
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It has got to be so embarrassing to do the little walk over to the other side of the field every single time. It has the same energy of riding a bird scooter around. The ick.
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I'm going to go Goosey right now. Oh, they're playing so well. They are playing incredibly well. Sellers is one of the most fun players in college football. I'm just saying Goosey because I kind of think that it's going to come down to a South Carolina or Indiana type of deal, and I'm going to root for Indiana in that situation.
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I wouldn't be mad to see South Carolina in the playoff. They have the full energy of a team that could – completely screw up somebody's season, could pull an upset, also could get blown out in the first round. You just don't know what you're going to get. I would like to see them in the playoff, but I don't necessarily know if they're going to make it.
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Goosey, why would you willingly want to coach the Chicago Bears?
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The transition from college to the NFL rarely works. It's a completely different sport. I just don't see that working. I don't. Marcus, don't do that to Jessica.
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We are probably going to the Big Ten Championship game.
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Indy is a great host city for this event, by the way. Is it really? It's always a lot of fun. I've had a good time, and I was lost by 45 points every time I've gone, and I still have fun. So that's how great of a host city Indy is.
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I'm going to go Goosey. I think Texas wins this time around. Really?
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No, I think Georgia's still in.
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Georgia is going to be the three-loss SEC team that makes it to the playoff. Book it. Take it to the bank. Thank you.
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Outside of our little playoff spectacle, I am very intrigued by the energy happening at the Birmingham Bowl, which is Georgia Tech-Vanderbilt. Yes, same! Oh, buddy! It's going to be like a two and a half point favorite, I want to say. It's a very just like funky vibe. Yeah. Like something's going to go off. Something weird is going to happen.
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They are probably going to be like, let's just evacuate the city right now. No fans in the crowd. Let's just let whatever happens happen. So weird energy. I'm looking forward to that.
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I am a firm believer, unless you're Oregon, if you're hosting a home playoff game or you're doing a home playoff game, let's not get fancy here. All right. Let's just let's not even bring in the question of like fun new uniforms unless you're Oregon because that's your whole bit. But like, no, no.
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Bowl games, bowls are supposed to be weird. Just let it happen.
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Let the Pop-Tarts Bowl exist. Enjoy the mayo dump. Enjoy the french fry dump. I'm sure there's going to be more dumps that happen. What if the TurboTax Bowl is tax farms? Even though I don't even know if the TurboTax Bowl exists anymore. There's definitely a tax bowl that exists.
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Only game Friday night, so I will be watching that matchup as well. I look at this game specifically if Indiana can control the pace of play, which they've been able to do in every game so far with the exception of Ohio State, then I think it's Indiana's game to lose just because they are so efficient.
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efficient in what they are doing and they can move the ball so quickly that if Indiana can control the clock if Indiana can do what they want to do I think they're going to win this game but I just I don't necessarily see that happening I think Notre Dame is so talented that I think there's just going to be mismatches there so I think Notre Dame wins but I love just having like how lucky are we to have a like sneaky in-state game in the first round of playoff like
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It's awesome. Who would have thought we were here? Not me.
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Like... I know we should move on to other games, but emotionally, just how are you feeling right now? I'm excited. This is the first 12-team playoff that your team has been in. Obviously, they've been in a playoff before.
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Transition time. Look at how flawless I'm about to do this. SMU, also a team that kind of has the, hey, we need to prove that we should be here sort of mindset. They're at Penn State. Penn State is, as of filming, an eight and a half point favorite. Yeah.
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Penn State, everyone's sort of the conversation has been they got the best draw in the playoff with hosting SMU, noon game, so they're obviously not going to be happy about that, and then potentially if they win, moving on to face Boise State. I... I do think Penn State's going to win. I think that they're a lot more talented than the other teams that SMU has faced.
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I think they're better than Clemson. I think they're better than BYU. I think they're better than most of the ACC. And I also think that weather plays such a factor. And this is Happy Valley in December 2021.
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pass yeah no thank you three of these four playoff games are gonna be frigid yeah and i don't and look that is a such a great crowd that is not an atmosphere that smu is like really gonna be prepped for i just i think that penn state has just their defense is too good i think their defense is so so good this season and that they're going to be too much for smu to handle uh i don't know if i think penn state covers or not especially because this is sort of like a
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It's kind of a prove yourself game on both sides where James Franklin, can you win the big game? SMU, did you really deserve to be in the playoff? I think Penn State wins this one, though.
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Yeah, I was really, really impressed with what I saw from Penn State at the Big Ten Championship game. I didn't know their offense had that in them. I didn't know they sort of had that fight in them. Because even though every time Penn State got close, Oregon was able to pull away again, it was just they were moving the ball. Drew Allard looked really, really good.
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But it even didn't look as great. Oregon can do that to everybody. So I just think that Penn State is kind of trending in the right direction right now. But I just say all this stuff. I'm like, James Franklin, you're going to make me look stupid.
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Yeah, just a tough situation. He even came out and said, like, I didn't want to do this. But, you know, I know that Drew Aldrich coming back next year, I'd like a starting job. And the longer you wait to go in the portal, the worse options get. Correct.
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You would have to be the hot guy starting quarterback.
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I don't feel unbelievably confident in any of these games. And all of it isn't for real analytical reasons. Texas' vibes would be loose.
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Gen CFB: College Football Playoff Preview
Yeah, Clemson has scored 17 points in the two games they faced SEC defenses this year in their game against Georgia to start the season and then South Carolina to end the season. And Texas' defense is, I think... up there with those two schools. Texas has such a phenomenal defense. I don't think Clemson's going to be able to move the ball. I'm like, okay, yes, Quinn Ewers is hurt.
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Let's hope your backup is talented and qualified. Oh, wait, it's Arch Manning, who your fans have wanted to... How many snaps do we think he's going to get? I don't know. I know one Texas fan, but the one Texas fan I know has furiously texted the group chat, I never want to see Quinn Ewers play again.
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I won't even think about Arizona State right now. That's next month's problem. That energy, I can't have that in my life right now. It's a little too much chaos for me right at the moment.
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Gen CFB: College Football Playoff Preview
I think it really comes down to me, like, Will Howard, what are you going to do? Do something. What's the plan here? Because if Will Howard plays all right, I think Ohio State will win this game. I also think the circumstances of this game are really weird, where I don't necessarily know if there's a team that's hosting a game that fans hate them more right now than Ohio State.
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It's a hostile home environment. It's just hostile in general for everyone. It's a really interesting situation. I think people really underestimate when we talk about a lot how good Tennessee's defense is. And Ohio State's offensive line has had issues the whole season. And I think Michigan put together sort of the perfect plan to beat Ohio State.
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And now you can sit here and look at that if you're Tennessee and be like, we can just do that. You have Dylan Sampson, one of the best running backs in college football. Yeah, he's great. I think that like... Tennessee is a matchup nightmare for Ohio State.
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And I think the circumstances of losing to Michigan the way you did, how you did, when Tennessee is like a much better version of that Michigan team, way more fun, and adds more of a quarterback threat.
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But it's not Michigan. So maybe... Hold up. I have an idea. I have a plan. I take back what I said about alternate jerseys. Tennessee, you're going maize and blue. Oh, that's a great idea.
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Not that great. I don't know. I don't know.
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I think I'm paying Tennessee. Screw it. We're going Tennessee. Also, Tennessee did not play in the SEC Championship game, which I think works in their favor. Obviously, Ohio State didn't play in the Big Ten Championship game, but they were doing other things.
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If I'm Ohio State, I wait. I do it the good old-fashioned way. And I wait till kickoff at the Rose Bowl so everyone's thinking of other things. Everyone, look over there. You're fired. It's a tweet that's like third in the thread. No. And it's like, oh, what a great season. We're looking back. Third tweet, by the way, Ryan Day has done.
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No, I think we're going to get some really competitive football games. We have four options. Right, at least one's going to be good.
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Sort of last time, not really last time, but kind of the last time.
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I think you feel like you've always felt. I think that Penn State is very just... I'll have to look at Penn State's schedule and see if they play Ohio State. Their non-conference is very easy next year. Yeah, I assume so. But if they're playing Ohio State during the regular season, then I don't feel great. Yeah, I think there was a lot of like...
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I have a few questions just about, like, when Drew Allard came out for that final drive, I looked at Harry and I said, he is dying to throw in a double coverage. He's going to do it, like, without a doubt. And if I knew what he was going to do, then James Franklin should have known what he was going to do. Not getting the right receivers involved at all.
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Zero catches, zero yards, just a big fat zero for Penn State's receivers. I just... You feel good because you got to the semifinals. You are considered one of the four best teams in college football this year.
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Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
But we still see that there is such a gap between four and one where if you're looking at Ohio State, Penn State, like those teams play every year and we know there's a big gap in between those two. So like I feel good. I just don't feel like like super duper rock and roll. I feel like yacht rock.
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Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
I like I said before, I really do think that the two best teams are playing in this game. The line right now, what Ohio State as of recording Ohio State minus eight and a half. I think that's kind of high. I'm not like counting out Notre Dame as much as everyone else is. I do think it would require
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Notre Dame putting together like an unbelievable football game, like close to perfect, where I kind of think that is possible because I don't think they played particularly well against Penn State. I thought the second half, those adjustments were phenomenal. But the first half, they were kind of ass.
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Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
So to see Notre Dame sort of put together such a good half after that original just kind of stinker, I do think that Notre Dame's defense is good enough that if they can force Ohio State into these third down situations and Ohio State sucks, on third down. They're really, really bad. That's their only glaring weakness on this team that I think that if it's a close game, Notre Dame could win.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
But that's an if it's a close game. I think it goes close game, Notre Dame wins, or Ohio State blows them out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Jesus, I've seen what you've done for others, and I want that for me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Oh, my God. Well, honestly, I wish we could just take the full 30 minutes to just talk about Brett Bielema and what's up with him. His bowl drama. How awesome was that? Everyone's saying bowl season doesn't mean anything. Well, Brett Bielema is starting fights in the middle of games. I love it. It means everything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
It's an all-time hater matchup. Ohio State, Notre Dame. Everyone's got someone to hate. Oh, Michigan fans are like, I guess we're rooting for Notre Dame, but this doesn't feel good. I've heard that they're rooting for Ohio State. I've gone directly to the source to ask a few Michigan fans, hey, who are you rooting for?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
And they say, I got to root for Ohio State so that Ohio State can say they put together one of the best college football teams of all time and we still beat them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
I think it's also conference, even though both teams are spiritually or literally in the Big Ten. Geographically, should be in the Big Ten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
There's only one Big Ten team that lost to the SEC in the postseason, and they didn't mean to do it. It was an accident. It was Iowa. I don't know. You'd have to look it up. I'm not going to do that, though. But I'm sure that they didn't mean to do it, and it was just – it was Nashville. I don't know. Something in the air.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Yeah, TikTok will be gone. I'll be able to really focus on it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
I feel like we should rename the awards after him. You said something I got to push back on. You said he didn't seem happy. He was laughing his ass off at Shane Beamer losing his mind. That's true.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Oh, and he's still been pouty. He was pouty online for the next like four days. Well, Burt is just basking in the glow of the Orlando sun.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
I can't remember who published it, but bowl ratings like TV and viewership for bowl games was higher this year than maybe it's ever been. I don't know. Higher than it has been in recent memory. People are watching bowl games because people like bowl games. And now that you see bowls like Pop-Tart and the Mayo Bowl, like
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
really kind of dive into the absurdity of college football and the absurdity of bowl season. Like, you're creating this super fun atmosphere, and who cares? Let these kids have an extra game at the end of the year. Go to Orlando. Let them go to Universal Studios. There's nothing wrong with that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
It's such a stupid argument. Like, it just makes me, okay, argue with the cloud. I literally don't give one shit. We saw a Pop-Tart get eaten. A cake arose out of a toaster and life has forever been different.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Look, the 800 points they scored in that game was alarming to me. I was already like, my senses were very disoriented at the time. There was so much going on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
That game was very much just like sweep the leg, just finish it. What are you doing? Like, it was very much like, okay, great. Texas is up by 20. Like life is easy. And then K club, Nick was like, Hey, guess what? I've decided to be the best quarterback you've ever seen. And you're like,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
texas just stop up just stop up one time and they would not do it it was a very much like it was very exciting like it had the aura of a playoff game something i think is really interesting was we ended up like getting tickets for this game and they were very cheap uh compared to like when we would go to georgia alabama during the regular season they were very cheap it was very accessible to go to the game which i thought was phenomenal um but yeah it was like the vibes were high
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Texas should have kind of finished Clemson a lot earlier on in that game. They just kept letting them hang around. But it was a good time. I had a lot of fun at Texas, and I really liked their fight song. I think it's quite good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Yeah, they've been using the portal like crazy. And you look at the ACC, things feel kind of wide open. I don't know, Carson Beck being in the equation. That either makes you feel better or worse. I'm not quite sure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Who knows? We'll find out. Congrats on dating a Cavender. Good for you, brother. It works out in the end. But yeah, Clemson's got me feeling pretty good right now. In that game, they played a lot better than I thought they would. Run defense is terrible, though. Jesus.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
I mean, yeah, it was one of those things where I really love that you brought that up because I was curious. I was like, I wonder if people at the game thought it sucks so much because I think a big reason of why everyone hated the expanded playoff that first round is because everybody wouldn't shut up about how much they hated the expanded playoff in the first round.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
It's hard for me to buy into a game when the announcers are talking about how much it sucks. And how much they wish that it was an Alabama team there that ended up losing to Michigan in the Reliant Quest Bowl. Like, be so serious right now. I think the biggest, there are a lot of problems with the playoff. We can fix the seating, conference championships, the bias. They're all a little weird.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
That will work itself out. But the biggest immediate problem with the playoff is everybody needs to shut up about how much they hate it. Because it's really not that bad. And we've had two solid rounds and my dog is barking.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
no one's blowing smoke because of the nfl like first round of the playoff wild card weekend you had a lot of blowouts there and everyone's fine because that's what's expected no one loses their mind in march madness when yeah when all the 16c blues yeah yeah it just is like it the seating was done that way for a reason i do think that if i have an issue like oregon being the only undefeated team this season having such a great year and then getting the draw of playing ohio state
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
in their first playoff game. I would not be a happy camper if that were me. So I do think there's problems with the seating. But overall, it's really fine. It's really okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
No, Lucy. I spent my own money to travel to that game and watch it. Oh no. I was so embarrassed. You should try to expense that. I was so embarrassed. I was like sitting in the press box just being like, okay, I guess I have to play Sudoku now. Like I have no idea what to do. Like it was so bad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
That game was over so quickly that I was getting my own Rose Bowl flashbacks that I was like, I gotta leave. I gotta get out of here. Oh no. Yeah, but the rest of the games were great. I mean, Texas-Arizona State. That was awesome. Oh, my God. That ruled so hard. And, like, I think you can... The Texas-Ohio State game was really good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
It obviously kind of came down to that one horrible play call when Texas is trying to score late in the game. But that...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
if that targeting call had been made in arizona state texas which i believe it was targeting do i know what targeting is necessarily not particularly it reminded me at the end of the cal miami game i was like i thought i knew what it was but i guess there's there's a huge difference between the crown and like next to the crown i don't know it doesn't make there has to we have to do something with the helmet so we have to put an axe on the helmet and when it hits that that's when you know put ink on them so like if you hit someone there's a little stamp
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Yeah, like get a little insurance person there who can like when they go to a car accident, they can tell who's at fault. So you get the two helmets in you and you look at them. Yeah, if that call had gone differently, we probably would have had Arizona State, Ohio State, which I do think would have been probably a worse game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
But like that was the cool part of the playoff is Arizona State would not have made the playoff in any other year since. Notre Dame might not have made the playoff in any other year with that loss. Ohio State might not have made the playoff with two losses. Like it's exciting to see that like expanding it. I do believe that the two best teams are playing in the national championship game. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
Except for a hypothetical SEC team would be right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Gen CFB - National Championship Game Preview
I believe there's some stat that like the average margin of victory in the Super Bowl or in the NFL playoffs is like... 30 to 13. That's I'm making it up. I'm making it up, but it's in the vicinity of that, but we don't lose our minds over it. But when it comes to college football, you're like, if every team isn't, if every game isn't a one score game, then this is a bad game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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GBF- If the season BEGAN today
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- If the season BEGAN today
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- If the season BEGAN today
Whether it's a dish from that one-of-a-kind restaurant or meals from world-famous chefs, Gold Belly has you covered. It's a super simple process, and the packaging is so cute that I used it for my scrapbook.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- If the season BEGAN today
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
That is not a real song. That's what song he's singing. That is not a song. He just made one. You made that up, and it is not a real song.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
Let's hear from Lucy. If Notre Dame loses, I'm going to be on suicide watch tomorrow. But if they win tonight, I'm going to fall in love with a stripper in Miami. And it's going to be awesome.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Archie Manning Vs. Lavar Ball
I'm from Northeast Philadelphia. I am white trash as it gets.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF - A Bone to Pick
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF - A Bone to Pick
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF - A Bone to Pick
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The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
Hey, John, I've got a question for you. Bring it on, dude. So I've been married for about 14, almost 15 years now. And my wife and I have a great relationship, great marriage. We've got four kids. She's my soulmate. You know, we communicate well. Everything is going great. We love each other.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
I've actually fallen in love with her more this year, and we're more intimate now than we ever have been in life.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
I am not sexually attracted to my wife. Okay. And we have sex about two or three times a week, but... I have to fantasize about other people and other situations in order to remain aroused and to perform for her. And I don't like it. I don't want to do this. I wish I could be aroused by her and have a more intimate and fulfilling sex life with her, but it's just not happening. Okay.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
Well, she does now. She just found out a couple days ago.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
I broke down and confessed to her. I told her, look, I have a hard time performing for you, and I have to fantasize in order to do it.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
So that's what she asked. I don't know. I feel like I have to... I have to be the one that initiates. I have to be the one that pulls the whole thing off or else it's just not going to happen.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
You might have a point in some regards. I've been working on a lot of that stuff about bringing my heart back to life. finding out what it is that makes me feel alive. What is it? Honestly, I'm not really sure. I like just hanging out around my friends.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
I like going on small adventures, but I'm not super extroverted either, so a lot of the stuff that people want to do just kind of intimidates me, I guess.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
Well, we have talked about some of that where I've told her, you know, I wish she could engage more and initiate more and participate more. And she doesn't really know what to say or know what to do. And I've tried to direct her and then she, like she'll say, okay, but then she doesn't do anything.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
She just wants to know that I'm thinking about her all day. Like when I'm at work, she likes having text messages from me just telling her that I love her. She likes it when I do kind, gentlemanly things for her, like hold the door open for her and cook for her and things like that. And I do that stuff.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
Yeah. What's beneath that? She wants to feel special. She wants to feel like she is my one and only. But she's not.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
I've, yes, actually my wife and I just did that a few months ago. How was it? I don't remember if it was the exact same thing, but it's very similar. It was where we put, um, 10 things we wanted to try. Yeah. Like it was five things per person, I think. Um, and we put on each on a different piece of paper and into a jar and we pulled one out each night and talked about it. Okay. And that was good.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
Um, but, she wrote down nothing having to do with sex whatsoever. And mine were like three out of five are sex related.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
Um, like she wanted to study language together and let's like do a hobby together. And, um, I don't remember what else, but we, we haven't written down upstairs.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
Um, Yeah, I feel like we could have had more conversation about the items that we pulled out, but I want to pick them back up. I certainly want to review them with her.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
No, I get you. I totally understand. That makes sense. Yeah.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
Yeah, well, some of the things that you mentioned are great. And I have talked about some of this stuff with her. And it seems like, I mean, again, like the stuff I bring up, she's not interested in it. And the stuff that she brings up, I try. But then again, it just feels like it goes nowhere. Yeah.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
Um... She admitted to having those feelings in the past, in the early years of our marriage.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
Yeah, feelings like she just is married to me because I'm the breadwinner and she doesn't really want to get to know me on a deeper level. And that's the way we got through our first seven or eight years of marriage. And... I almost left the family. I almost got a divorce back then, but things are different now.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
We've worked through a lot of our issues, and it's a lot better now than it was 10 years ago, 15 years ago. But I'm just afraid that that's going to come back.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
I don't know. I can see how it could be, how it could happen, yeah.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Greatest Hits Vol. 4: The Best of 2024
No, divorce is not on the table. There's no chance of us separating.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
38: The Reigate dog group and ideas for a Redhill town centre bridge… and more
Hi, I'm Lucy of Lucy's Ladle in Earlswood. You may know me from my home delivery of soups, stews, salads and snacks across RH1, 2 and 6. I'm in my kitchen finalising plans for my special Midsummer Supper menu. There's a creamy cannellini bean, pea and basil hummus topped with caramelised spring onion and served with homemade seeded crackers.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
38: The Reigate dog group and ideas for a Redhill town centre bridge… and more
Then a summer veg tagine with courgette, new potatoes and green beans. Or a Thai coconut curry with mixed peppers, aubergine and baby corn. To finish, I'm doing an apricot, fig and amaretto compote. Three courses, £45 for two people, delivered to your door in time for dinner on June 21st. To order, call me on 07983 651 678.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
39: The Reigate Summer Festival, Wrayfest, and remembering a well-known Redhill and Reigate shopkeeper... and more
Hi, I'm Lucy of Lucy's Ladle in Earlswood. You may know me from my home delivery of soups, stews, salads and snacks across RH1, 2 and 6. I'm in my kitchen finalising plans for my special Midsummer Supper menu. There's a creamy cannellini bean, pea and basil hummus topped with caramelised spring onion and served with homemade seeded crackers.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
39: The Reigate Summer Festival, Wrayfest, and remembering a well-known Redhill and Reigate shopkeeper... and more
Then a summer veg tagine with courgette, new potatoes and green beans. Or a Thai coconut curry with mixed peppers, aubergine and baby corn. To finish, I'm doing an apricot, fig and amaretto compote. Three courses, £45 for two people, delivered to your door in time for dinner on June 21st. To order, call me on 07983 651 678.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
So me and my fiance are just really stressed. Our debt-to-income ratio is horrible. So we just wanted to know what steps we need to take to go in the right direction, to get out of debt.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
We haven't planned a date yet.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
On him annually, okay, I don't have it totaled, but 2640 monthly.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
So my debt, about, so really I only have the home loan and the- You bought a house together.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
I'm the only one that's on a lease.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
Yeah, so I'm financing mortgage loan.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
He has, in total, including his auto loan, $28,330. Okay. Okay.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
Um, I got a real head scratcher for you. I was wondering if you could give me advice on a financial decision that I'm trying to make. Um, I'm a single mom of four children. And I wonder if I can purchase a home with going through a divorce.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
But I'm working PRN now since I'm going through divorce. marital issues and so forth.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
Because I have an appointment next week with the other lawyer because the old lawyer said it was a conflict of interest to hear my case. So I'm presuming that he has got that lawyer. And so I'm going through another lawyer and start all over again.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
Okay. All right. So the divorce is final within whatever. And I have another issue. I own two other properties cause I have read your book and I paid off my mortgage in five years. And what do I do with this property that I live at now? I paid over $150,000. I paid it off in eight years.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
I'm going to try because it was my money that went into the estate. And I know that you say marriage, you equally 50-50, but he didn't contribute anything to my financial business.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
We bought it like three months after we got married.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
Well, that's the head scratcher. I live right beside of his parents.
The Ramsey Show
Get Out of the Cycle of Debt and Choose Peace Instead
And I'm ready to get out of it, but I want my money that I put into it. I'll probably never see it.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E8 - "Hotel Hook Up"
Hm. Was, wenn ich einen alterierter Motiv haben möchte? Fuck, Al. Ich liebe es, wenn du dich aufhörst. Ja? So viel, wie du es möchtest, mich zu warten?
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Rose Matafeo
Hi, this is Lucy calling from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Oh, we love Pittsburgh.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Rose Matafeo
So if you've ever seen any medical drama when the surgeon's up at the table and they ask for the scalpel, I'm the person that hands them the scalpel.
Your World Within Podcast by Eddie Pinero
Make 2025 the greatest year of your life | New Year Motivation
Each week we dive into a bizarre true crime topic, pair that topic with a wine, and get into all the dirty details.
Your World Within Podcast by Eddie Pinero
Make 2025 the greatest year of your life | New Year Motivation
Join us as we chug wine, chat true crime, and unleash our worst Minnesotan accents. Check us out at wineandcrimepodcast.com and listen now wherever you get your podcasts.
Your World Within Podcast by Eddie Pinero
Make 2025 the greatest year of your life | New Year Motivation
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