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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: David Samson's Ass Towel

Thu, 07 Nov 2024

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David Samson joins the show to continue the discussion we have been having throughout the show about towels. We dive deep into his towel habits and, unsurprisingly, he is extremely aware of where the towel he uses for his ass is at all times. Plus, Jess shares a take about marathons with David, who may be the most well-know marathon runner in our show's universe. Then, Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden are back with a new episode of Gen CFB. They react to the CFP rankings, talk underrated rivalries from Week 10 before previewing the upcoming week of games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What are David Sampson's towel habits?

901.833 - 919.999 David Samson

Age bracket, tax bracket. Speaking of mental illness, we've got a legitimate debate, I would think, between how Jessica feels about marathons and how David Sampson feels about marathons. I believe hot take right now. I believe we could do first take with Jessica and David arguing about the merit of marathons.

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921.08 - 923.424 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Was ist die negativen Positionen, die du nimmst?

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923.544 - 931.697 Jessica

Ich denke, dass die schlimmste Sache, die Lehman mir sagen könnte, wenn ich heute von der Arbeit nach Hause kam, war, hey, ich werde Marathons anfangen.

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933.961 - 934.081 David Samson

Nein.

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935.759 - 942.644 Jessica

Nein, denn es wird erwartet, dass ich in die Marathons gehe, in die er rennt und von der Seite wege.

942.704 - 961.559 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Jessica, ich bin froh, dass du das mitgebracht hast, denn über den Wochenende, als die Marathon in New York stattfand, war ich überrascht, wie viele Leute ich kenne, die gesagt haben, I'm over here at the marathon standing outside in the car just holding a sign. I'm like, I'm from New York City. I've never done that in my life. Never felt the need to ever be out there to see people run.

961.619 - 967.144 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

If anything, it was always a pain in the ass because you can't get from one side of town to the other because they shut down all the streets.

967.224 - 979.855 Jessica

I was in New York on Sunday. Same thing. I wanted to see some of my friends. I walked outside. I turned around. I was Homer Simpsons' dad. I walked right back inside. I was not going anywhere on Sunday. I can only tell you Go ahead, David.

979.895 - 999.519 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

No, I'm sorry, but we need you. You as a spectator, it's so helpful to the runners. The sound, the noise, the cheering. You put your name on the front of your jersey and just strangers are cheering for you and helping you go when you don't think your body can go. So New York is the best marathon in the world. in terms of spectators.

Chapter 2: How does David manage his towel usage?

1550.743 - 1553.726 Lucy

This game has not been back and forth for 10 years.

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1553.766 - 1566.679 Jessica

Like, what are we talking about? He also said, they also have wins over Illinois and Southern Cal in overtime, an opening win at West Virginia, which is difficult to play, so we looked at their body of work. Okay, close wins against USC, those are losses.

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1568.131 - 1575.981 Lucy

Those are losses. Burt Bielema cannot be the standard. You can't say you beat Burt, so you should be a top 10 team.

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1576.062 - 1595.53 Jessica

Right. And that also, well, I'll keep moving. Because we could pick through this, I think, very easily. But yes, like... USC hat dieses Jahr wirklich auf dem Berg gefallen. Sie haben dieses Wochenende den Verteidigungsvorschlag gewonnen. Sie gehen weiter nach einer schrecklichen Leistung. Das nächste, was er gesagt hat, war, dass Tennessee einen beeindruckenden Sieg gegen Alabama hat.

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1595.55 - 1612.37 Jessica

Das ist wahr. Und sie gewinnt gegen North Carolina State in Oklahoma. Oklahoma, okay. They're 4-1 against teams above 500. The loss at Arkansas was something we discussed a lot. So looking at the resume, looking at what we've seen, the offensive performance, they're tight on Tyler Warren. This is back to Penn State now. It's a dominating force on offense.

1612.45 - 1633.817 Jessica

I think Penn State in terms of their body of work and what the committee saw in terms of their body of work came to the ranking at 6 and Tennessee at 7. Okay. So this is like the reasoning. And when you get into the nitty gritty, Lucy, that is also my reaction. I'm just like, okay. All right. I think BYU should be higher. They're undefeated. I think Indiana should be higher. They're undefeated.

1633.877 - 1636.86 Jessica

If they lose, they'll go back down. There's still a month left of football.

1637.799 - 1650.785 Lucy

What's the point of hyping up Tyler Warren if James Franklin doesn't use him when absolutely necessary? Does it matter then? Like, what are we doing? You don't just get to name... If we're just naming tight ends, then you better put Iowa in the top ten.

1650.845 - 1652.466 Jessica

I mean, Michigan. Put Michigan up there, too.

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