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Chapter 1: What is Pablo Torre Finds Out about?
Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre. Today's episode is brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. And today we're going to find out what this sound is.
This is the first time I've been on this show. This is how everyone's going to know me, the vomit girl.
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I've been thinking about this a lot in recent days and like the conference tournament season is the number one event for like the third tier sporting arenas besides like AEW wrestling. And it's also the number one week for Red Panda. She does like three tournaments that week.
I don't know like how she travels so efficiently. Does Red Panda have a private jet is the question because she'll be at the Big Ten tournament and the next day she's in Charlotte.
Red Panda absolutely does not have a private jet.
I don't know. She lost her unicycle in transit one time. Well, that's why she needs one.
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Chapter 2: How did Lucy Rohden become known as 'the vomit girl'?
I remember one time the ACC and the Big East were both in New York. The ACC was at Barclays, and Red Panda did both. And I was like, good pull, Red Panda.
That's like Deion Sanders sh**. No one does it like her. She's a star. Should be a Hall of Famer. We've tried to crusade for this. We continue to crusade for this. It's a pablatory topic for sure. I mean, she's just the greatest.
And you know something? Every time when I saw her at both the Big East and the ACC, both times I was like, this is incredible. This is better than the basketball.
Have you seen the Chihuahua guy?
You know, he's trying to steal her thunder.
It is pretty cool though. That dog does crazy tricks.
So Chihuahua guy, for those who are not familiar with Chihuahua guy, the Chihuahua does what?
He just like jumps and like climbs over the person. Like it's hard to explain, but he's doing like cool tricks. It's like acrobatics, but for a Chihuahua. But the like, the course is the person.
The guy is the course.
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Chapter 3: What are Red Panda's logistics for performing at multiple tournaments?
I'm really glad we asked her. I wasn't expecting that much detail about the vomit. I thought she was just going to say, yeah, it was bad.
This is the journalism that we all aspire to.
It was so bad. It was awful.
Tough, tough scene. So this is the time when we contemplate. Yeah, the cosmic celestial fates of the teams on this bracket. They gave us paper brackets. We have paper. I don't have a printer. We have printed out paper brackets.
I'm so excited.
You guys have spent so much time around college students, college athletes, that your interpretation of how this is going to go from a metaphysical level is actually news I could use. And Roger, I feel like you have done, as is your want, as is your Substack's whole deal, a genuinely insane amount of research. So how do you assess the four quadrants on this bracket?
First of all, I don't pay attention to any of the teams with single digits. You know, there's several teams that are apparently good at college basketball this year. We're not here to talk about those.
No.
We're here to talk about the teams that went like 17-1 in their conferences, and I believe they can pull the upset. And also, they've never been to the NCAA tournament before. And also, they have a unique mascot. Those are who I'm honed in on.
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