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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)

Wed, 04 Dec 2024

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We kick off Hour 2 with one of our best songs of the year, a tribute to Rose's adventure with pepper spray. Then, Pablo Torre is here to discuss his latest episode of PTFO featuring a butter sculpture of himself, but we need to get Greg "the enemy of funny" Cote to read some edited passages from Fifty Shades of Grey first. Plus, Dan has several topics he'd like to get to before the show ends, but none are more important than Greg's takes on the MLB Hall of Fame and his new shoes from the Wu-Tang Clan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What incident happened with Rose and pepper spray?

1742.456 - 1758.147 Jessica

Well, you described me properly. I'm not going to debate any of that. People see my stubbornness as one of my loving qualities. And you know it. What are you talking about? My wife does. No, she doesn't. I was caught up in this weird... Quite the opposite.

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1758.687 - 1764.73 Advertisement voice

I don't believe that. It's kind of this weird power struggle when this whole back row was writing in service of you to put you over and make you look great.

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1764.87 - 1772.995 Jessica

I know. You didn't trust us. But in your mind, it also would have been funny if you tricked me and I thought I was reading. No. No, Greg.

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1773.035 - 1780.819 Pablo Torre

Greg, that's what I was trying to tell you. Lesson learned here. You don't trust them. When Mike adds you a piece of paper, just read it blindly. Really? Yes. Yes.

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1782.6 - 1796.452 Advertisement voice

Moreover, I wanted to thank you for your challenge because, yeah, old guy reading Fifty Shades of Grey, that's funny. We established that with Boppy. You issued a challenge to make it funnier, to make it more palatable, and then we accepted the challenge. You didn't even trust us enough, even though we worked hard to proofread it.

1797.933 - 1802.376 Advertisement voice

So you've just been handed another sheet of paper blindly that you have not been able to proofread.

1802.396 - 1806.319 Pablo Torre

Now, Chris handed him that piece of paper, not Mike. That's a different thing. I don't know.

1806.539 - 1815.765 Advertisement voice

Well, I'm now going to hand it to you. I also have not read this, and we would like, I guess, you to read this without... I know that look.

1816.726 - 1822.97 Advertisement voice

I'm not doing that. I know that look. No, proofread it. It would be really funny if I just gave you the lyrics and might hack my back.

Chapter 2: What are the demands of Rose after the pepper spray incident?

2465.615 - 2466.655 Advertisement voice

It's going to be rescheduled?

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2466.715 - 2467.375 Jessica

Of course it will.

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2467.415 - 2477.999 Stugotz

I love that this all happened because Notre Dame has a cornerback named Christian Gray that caught a 99-yard pick-six. What a show. You never know what's going to happen on this show, Dan.

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2478.72 - 2486.629 Advertisement voice

That is right, Jim. How are you feeling right now, Greg? I feel great. You are radiant. Look at him. Just a celebration of self.

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2486.649 - 2488.151 Pablo Torre

So upset an hour ago. I know.

2488.231 - 2489.892 Advertisement voice

So angry at us.

2489.913 - 2491.634 Advertisement voice

Way to go, Greg. These are terrific.

2491.675 - 2497.021 Advertisement voice

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2499.164 - 2511.366 Ad Reader

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