Jeremy
Appearances
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footie Award Winners + Hot Takes for 2025! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/14
Welcome in!
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footie Award Winners + Hot Takes for 2025! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/14
Yeah, it's the usual suspects.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footie Award Winners + Hot Takes for 2025! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/14
How did you not know this was going to come up? Hit it. Hit the button. Hit that. Just push your finger on the button. Hit the button. Hit it. Hit that. The switch on the wall. Flip it. Quick, hit it. Quick, while they're not looking. Hold on. And hit it. And hit it.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footie Award Winners + Hot Takes for 2025! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/14
I got it. I got it. I got it. Ready?
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footie Award Winners + Hot Takes for 2025! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/14
Hit it.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footie Award Winners + Hot Takes for 2025! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/14
Jeremy, hit it. Hit it, Jeremy.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footie Award Winners + Hot Takes for 2025! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/14
Okay, there we go. Redemption. Redemption.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footie Award Winners + Hot Takes for 2025! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/14
Oh, man.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
Huh. Well, be glad that I'm here for you. Somebody put it on the floor. Thank you for bringing that up.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
That would be so fun. And you've got the in with Apostle, right? I do know Tyson, yeah. And who was the other guy that we played pickleball with?
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
No, it wasn't.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
Okay.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
I don't play video games.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
I like to play Mario Kart with my kids. That's fine. Okay. Favorite of all time. You don't let them win, do you? Never. Okay. Good man.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
It doesn't cost you anything. I think it's just roaming. If you went to Australia and tried to call home, then you would pay more. Unless you just get on Wi-Fi. Then you're fine.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
I uploaded a picture of the three of you guys, and I got person on the left being Mike Wright would be played by Chris Hemsworth.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
Person in the middle being Andy Holloway would be played by Ryan Gosling. Oh, Jason. And person on the right being Jason would be played by Jonah Hill.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
Hey, I'll take it. Yes.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
Well, kind of. Well, kind of? It's about 40% vanilla pudding, 60% mayonnaise.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
You're not going to be slippery. You got to get your hat off in the rain, man.
Fantasy Footballers - Fantasy Football Podcast
Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9
90.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Open source threaded team chat?! (Interview)
When we first launched the ability to collect tracing data, we were really emphasizing the performance aspect of that, the kind of application performance monitoring aspect, you know, because you have these things that are spans that measure how long something takes.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Open source threaded team chat?! (Interview)
And so the natural thing is to try to graph their durations and think about their durations and, you know, warn somebody if the durations are getting too long. But what we've realized is that the performance stuff ends up being just a bunch of gauges to look at. And it's not super actionable, right?
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Open source threaded team chat?! (Interview)
Sentry is all about this notion of debug ability and actually making it easier to fix the problem, not just sort of giving you more gauges. A lot of what we're trying to do now is focus a little bit less on the sort of just the performance monitoring side of things and turn tracing into a tool that actually aids the debug ability of problems.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Would You Attend Their Funeral? (feat. David Samson)
So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America.
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The Big Suey: Would You Attend Their Funeral? (feat. David Samson)
Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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The Big Suey: Would You Attend Their Funeral? (feat. David Samson)
Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Would You Attend Their Funeral? (feat. David Samson)
Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the US population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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The Big Suey: Would You Attend Their Funeral? (feat. David Samson)
The Braves also enjoyed him being in Euro 2. 5-10 with a 4-4-1 ERA in 2013 when the Marlins won 62 total games. Well, we lost 100 that year, Jeremy. That's right. Everybody had starter.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Not bad.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Ever since switching to T-Mobile, something weird has been happening. I get to cut lines.
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The Big Suey: Lucy's Trip to the CFB National Championship
Who, me? I can stream shows at 30,000 feet. And I was able to buy reserve tickets for my favorite band.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Well, Dan, a fight we had led us to a divorce. But that's okay, cause how could you know that, of course? Me and Bianca didn't make it this time. But that's okay, Dan, because I have a new wife. I didn't come here to discuss my divorce, but that's fine. Now you know that I have a new wife.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
You look good now, Dan. I think you look way better now. That's great.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Football season is here, and there is absolutely nothing better than game day. But it can be a little bit stressful. You're placing bets, you're setting fantasy lineups, you're figuring out the most comfortable position to sit on your couch for the next 12 hours. No one has time to think about this part. Cooking. Well, thanks to DoorDash, you don't have to worry about that.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
DoorDash is the best place to order all your game day favorites. Chicken wings, nachos, burgers, dogs, hey, maybe even a little chips and guac, something like that, get a little salsa in there. It can all be delivered with DoorDash. So this football season, don't stress about the cooking. Kick back and enjoy game day thanks to DoorDash. DoorDash, your door to more.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Download the DoorDash app now to order your game day favorites.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
That QB throwing it. Or Gino Smith. That QB throwing it. Property. That QB throwing it. Kyler Murray. That QB throwing it. Let me see what you got, Bo Nix. That QB throwing it.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
That QB throwing it.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
That QB throwing it.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
That QB throwing it.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
That QB throwing it.
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
That QB throwing it. Are you that guy?
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
That QB throwing it. Are you that guy? That QB throwing it. Are you that guy?
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Hour 1: Slappin Da Bass with Jordan Schultz
Are you that guy? Are you that guy? Better. Pretty good. As in that's better than before or needs to be better?
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Football season is here, and there's absolutely nothing better than game day. But it can be a little bit stressful. You're placing bets, you're setting fantasy lineups, you're figuring out the most comfortable position to sit on your couch for the next 12 hours. No one has time to think about this part. Cooking. Well, thanks to DoorDash, you don't have to worry about that.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Well, I guess the one thing that I would say is, yes, of course, corruption has always existed, David. And we as a country have constantly needed massive deals from the proper administrations to root out corruption and save us from disaster.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
And basically, since Reagan was president, we have only slashed and slashed and slashed and slashed on regulation and welcomed more and more and more and more corruption and money into government. And this is that time where people are so fed up and frustrated.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Whether it's different or not, David, the perception is there for young people, for middle class people, for lower class people of this is enough. This rich guy and all of his rich friends profiting off of us, the laborer, There are people who are fed up with that. And it seems to be more brazen and more people have access to that information now than before.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
So the rich guys are buying up the information places and making it unable for Americans to communicate with each other in that respect without it being suppressed. That's a problem.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
DoorDash is the best place to order all your game day favorites. Chicken wings, nachos, burgers, dogs, hey, maybe even a little chips and guac, something like that, get a little salsa in there. It can all be delivered with DoorDash. So this football season, don't stress about the cooking. Kick back and enjoy game day thanks to DoorDash. DoorDash, your door to more.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Download the DoorDash app now to order your game day favorites.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Riley has done a tremendous job during Jimmy Butler's tenure, but I think it's fair to look at this situation as it's blown up, knowing the risk that he took going into this season of keeping Jimmy Butler around when you knew he wanted an extension and say, hey, if you were going to play it this way, maybe you should have traded him this offseason. Maybe this, maybe that.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Playing it out this way and trying to acquire more and hoping that the season would go the right way and that him playing more games would help elevate you in the East makes sense. It was a strategy that I probably would have taken, too. I can't believe you said that about Riley. I can understand people having questions. It's okay to have questions. It's just... The criticism is so nuanced.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
It's not as simple. It's not just black and white.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Jeremy, you don't have a job anymore. Sorry. That's okay. How was I the one carrying water for this organization? By the way, you guys have talked about me for the last two years.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I would have been fired for that T-Rexecutive line.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust. 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Friends, it's JerBear. And you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type. And Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust. 1-800-Flowers.com Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long-stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I was even-handed yesterday.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Luis Urias not striking out a lot, maybe.
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Local Hour: David and Pablo's Awkward Moment
People would have felt that way about if he traded him for Luka Doncic. Like, that's the error that Wemby is in at the moment, considering his age and impact on the team.
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Local Hour: David and Pablo's Awkward Moment
This leads perfectly into my favorite conspiracy theory that I have seen about all of this, which you guys will enjoy because it involves ownership and manipulating politicians. So the theory that I believe stemmed from a Facebook post. is that, that's where it starts. I'm couching it with that from the beginning. All good theories begin with a Facebook post.
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Local Hour: David and Pablo's Awkward Moment
Is that the ownership group for the Mavericks wants to have gambling legal in Texas. And in turn, they want to use the threat of moving the Mavericks to Vegas to influence the state legislature to pass legalized gambling in the state of Texas. And the only way that by 2026... they could logically threaten to move to Vegas is if they get the NBA to approve it.
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Local Hour: David and Pablo's Awkward Moment
If they're a thriving franchise with a young superstar in Dallas, the NBA would never approve the Dallas Mavericks moving to Vegas. But if by then, this core group has come and gone... and Anthony Davis and Kyrie Irving hasn't worked out, they can sell off the team, hit rock bottom, and potentially threaten to move to Vegas. And this is a perfect time for Amin to arrive.
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Local Hour: David and Pablo's Awkward Moment
Yeah, some of the latest reporting is insinuating that there could be a three-team deal between the Heat, the Warriors, and the Suns that lands Jimmy Butler in Phoenix and Kevin Durant back with the Golden State Warriors. I'm intrigued to see... How and why the Suns would make that move given the circumstances?
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Local Hour: David and Pablo's Awkward Moment
To me, the only logical explanation for moving Durant and bringing in Butler is if Booker genuinely wants to stick around for the long term and you're trying to extend a window with another competitive veteran wing. But you're a bad team right now if you're Phoenix. So acquiring Jimmy to then extend him given the timelines it might not make sense.
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Local Hour: David and Pablo's Awkward Moment
They might even be welcoming him in with the idea of clearing out cap space in the offseason and tearing the whole thing down.
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Local Hour: David and Pablo's Awkward Moment
I believe the Heat would be landing a combination of Andrew Wiggins and Picks and other salary fillers. Yeah, that's what I had heard from my guy.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 8
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 8
Hey, folks, it's Mike Ryan. It is Big Game Week. And I've got just the thing to make your big game time a Miller time. From fireside conversations to football Sundays, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 8
family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. When you're hosting your ultimate game day party, why don't you bring out a beautiful silver platter of that amazing white can and know you will make everybody there happy because Miller Lite is the original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 8
Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I guess you can't put my Vick in a box.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
You better watch out. You better just slide. You better not tackle. I think you might die. Sue, will you please get down? Two, will you please get down Two, will you please just get down Alright, that's enough of that.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Jesus Christ, Sue, will you please get down?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
He's the best we've ever seen. Toad, get down! For six and eight! Like, okay, so you can be in the mix with the Colts! Get down! It's your brain! Not head first! Signed! It's Christmas! Christmas in the hospital is shitty! Get down! Get down! I'm worried about your brain! Get down!
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
You know, Brianna chicken fry sleeping over on a Friday grace had made her cry and her friendship's gone
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Well they was raised up beneath the shade of the Boston Garden And well besties so Brianna's on TikTok creating a following And then a barstool show She's dating Zach Bryan now Grace is out But there's no love lost between Grace and Brianna now Cause you know Brianna chicken fry Sleeping over on a Friday night All right, I don't like what Jeremy and Lucy are doing to the show.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
I'll be a Homer for Christmas Voting for the Heisman Trophy Oh, this is about me. He sings about me here.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Give Kim Ward every award Even if he should definitely have just finished number three
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
I'll be a homer for Christmas. Enough. Voting for the Heisman Trophy.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Give Kim one Every award Even if he should definitely have just finished number three
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I don't really understand what that even could possibly mean. I've realized I don't really know what a fax machine does.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
They've maximized him. They've used him in his most effective way, both offensively and defensively. They built offensive and defensive game plans around him. They let him be the guy offensively. which for the majority of his career was part of the issue. He is such an alpha. He wants to be the man.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
That, for that matter, was the complaint that he had about the present offense and why he kind of went after Spoh in that last presser before being suspended. He has always wanted to be the guy, and they were a bam out of bio and Goran Dragic injury away from winning an NBA Finals in his very first year. So they have built... They have, sure, competing in a more legitimate way.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
They lost in six to the Lakers without their healthy number two and three players. And when you look at maximizing it, this guy went to three conference finals and two NBA finals with this franchise while not doing anything near that otherwise. So when you say... They didn't build the right things around them. They didn't give them enough help.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
They had as much success in five years as almost anyone in the league. Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long-stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Do you know what a Rolodex is, Jeremy? I only do because my mom still has a Rolodex. Handwritten. And that's the place where she keeps all of the passwords to the different streaming sites that she has. So every time I need to use her streaming password, she's rolling through that.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
It's like all the same password, just like one has an exclamation point and one has a different number. Oh, yeah. Honestly, if you're trying to hack my parents' accounts, my name and some number, and you're probably good. Your name, your birthday. Probably.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I think it's fair to say that that statement ended up backfiring because Jimmy turned it into a total mess from there. And who knows if that was actually the thing that sent it over the line or... If they already knew Jimmy was about to make some sort of mess and were trying to publicly get ahead of that, we don't know behind the scenes specifically what comes in one order.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Yeah, there's a difference between kind of dogging it on the court and getting suspended from... Rumors leaking through the media that you're OK with being traded. There's a difference between that and the press conference that comes after the Indiana Pacers game where he's throwing his coaches, his roster under the bus. That's a different thing.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
We're going to go into the season, and if you decide to opt out at the end of it, then we will just have cap space to be able to maneuver with the roster moving forward. And that's essentially what they're going to try to create in this trade is acquire expiring contracts and picks more likely than not.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
They're taking a guy they traded, Hassan Whiteside, Josh Richardson, and a protected first round pick. They maximize the value, went to two finals, went to three conference finals. And on the back end, if they get that type of value back in expiring contracts, it was a success.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
And so there might have been a time where they could have traded Jimmy Butler to acquire picks and young players, but that was even earlier in Bam Adebayo's development, earlier in Tyler Hero's development, and they weren't willing to be a bad team that tanks for multiple years.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
You talk about Orlando, you know, in the conversation you guys were having yesterday, it's like, well, during the Jimmy Butler era, They were winning 25 or 30 games a year for five years. That's why they're good now. It was miserable. Every single year, the Heat are trying to contend and trying to be in it, even if it's somewhat delusional.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
That's part of what makes them the competitors that they've been for so long.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I think the capital part of it over the last several years has been fair. It's the reason why Boston has been able to do everything they've done. The team that they built around the stars that they have was built off the backs of a trade of Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett to Brooklyn that stacked them with all this capital content.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
to be able to continue to make moves and continue to make moves, including later on Drew Holiday, who they get from Portland, that was never going to happen for Miami, and Chris Stapps Porzingis, who spent the entire postseason injured and would have been a disaster for Miami individually, but works because Boston's so good.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
The thing about Anthony Edwards or De'Aaron Fox, who's another example of someone who has an incredible relationship with Bam Adebayo or any of these things that you float out there in the sky. The difference between that and what happened with Damian Lillard individually is Damian Lillard was not willing to make a mess, right? Greg Cody, major penalty, five minutes, me maximum.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Just tired of hearing you talk.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long-stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
slash dan hey friends it's jare bear here and i'm here to tell you all about boost mobile which is now a legit nationwide 5g network so i must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice because i would never ever joke about a 5g network that has invested billions building 5g towers across the country Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
No, I don't think so. Just a text, Merry Christmas. No, because then you have to individually text everybody in. Where I'm sure this system, you can just kind of put it all in at once and then it'll mass text that out to everybody as opposed to an individual Merry Christmas text.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
The Gill family are proud owners of two dogs, Izzy and Dopey.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
It's become an unhealthy obsession.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
It's still going? It's on a loop. Yeah, it's on a loop.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Who decides who the Hall of Fame nominees are?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long-stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Luka Doncic. Luka Doncic. Luka Doncic. Uh. Luka Doncic. Luka Doncic. Luka Doncic. Luka Doncic. Luka Doncic. Luka Doncic. Uh. Luka Doncic.
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The Big Suey: The Iguanodon (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Wow. Creep. I just like talking to people. I like going into stores and talking to salespeople and purchasing things.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
First of all, hey, guys. Nice to be here again. I hope everybody has seen what the last year has given us with this topic. To answer your question, first of all, there is no authority on UFOs. That's the problem. There is no expert. We don't have all the information. that's become very clear. That's become very clear for decades. So people are trying to catch up, you know, including myself.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
Now, the way you worded that, you know, Elaine, for me, it was accidental, man. This isn't a business model. This is something that I'm passionate about. I got interested in this because through George Knapp, who's a great reporter,
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
i realized we're being lied to and i'm like what's this big lie about why does it really matter if people are seeing ufos they've been reporting it our military's reporting it our militaries are filming it your government is telling you now that ufos are real that they're a craft of unknown origin that are unidentified that outpace outmaneuver and outperform our greatest weaponry then why is this a big secret we need to talk about this to get to ground truth
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
on what UFOs are, which nobody has a great explanation for.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
Yeah, it's not a suggestion. If you go back in history and you just look at when people do Freedom of Information Act requests and everything is blacked out, it's over classification. You've done been told by people who ran these programs that there has been an operation to lie to the American public to diminish it. It's historic fact. that Project Blue Book back in the day was a whitewash.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
The whole point of it was to, quote, demystify the UFO topic, was to get people to stop believing or being curious about the UFO thing. Even the head of Project Blue Book, J. Allen Hynek, later came out and said, yeah, we were told to diminish it and to dissuade the public from being interested. And this was a government program back in the day. So this still keeps going. This keeps maintaining.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
The problem is, is that people that run these programs are now speaking publicly. George Knapp and I brought somebody on our show called Weaponize, Dr. James Lekatsky. He was the Defense Intelligence Agency representative for a UFO program that is now famously public. The New York Times helped break that story. And he told us, he told the American public, told us about one.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
He said, we have a craft of non-human origin and we've breached the whole of it. I mean, this is an engineer, a physicist who worked verified in the UFO programs. You have David Grush testified under oath to Congress saying we have crash retrieval programs that are secret. They've been held for the American public. We're trying to reverse engineer these technologies.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
and that people have been harmed and hurt for trying to come forward. Actually, he said people have died, trying to come forward to talk about this. This is all under oath in Congress. That was the big step.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
I think that's why we're talking about this now is because patriots, people that have worked for our country in the intelligence agencies are now coming forward and saying, this is a reality and we can't be blind to it. Because if we're blind to it, then we're gonna be behind.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
Right. I mean, so this is the thing. Look, I've seen the climate change even on this show. Don't think I forgot the first time I was on the show. I was getting some words from somebody back there. Look, that's the thing. This conversation is progressing with or without every individual. There are people paying attention now. And I think that's so cool. I don't mind taking ridicule.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
I think this is important. I mean, I really think this is important. That's why my journalism is focused on this. You can attack people saying it, but we got to go to what are the facts? What's happening? You've now had six people testify in front of Congress telling you about the reality. You've had New York Times break stories. You have whistleblowers coming forward.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
A lot of times people come forward through the media, through TV, through movies. That's just like the way it has to happen if you don't have the microphone at Congress. So the climate has completely changed. about this subject. Now why the secrecy? This is something that I'm still trying to understand after all this time of working on it.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
The core of it, it may be our belief systems, it could shatter our belief systems, sure. But really I think there was good reason at the beginning. During the atomic era, when we started lighting off nukes and being able to blow up the world.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
You know, I think that there was a secrecy that was put in place, a kind of architecture for our safety is kind of the idea for national security, but also just security of our planet. So I think what's happened is you see that the UFO topic at first was being covered up because if this is true, We better get a handle on these technologies.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
If we can exploit this technology and get a technological advantage, whatever nation does that first, they win. If we can replicate these craft, if we can replicate what they do, it appears to be a different form or understanding of physics by the way these craft move. That's famously shown by the 2004 Tic Tac case with Commander David Fravor, who chased a UFO for the United States military.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
He testified in front of Congress. So my thought is that is the reason the secrecy was first initiated, was to try to exploit the technologies before Russia, before China. You might have had Representative Gallagher on the show before, if I recall. He talked about that. It's called strategic surprise. So maybe that's the reason. However,
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
now we know ufos are real you've been told that but that's as far as it's gone and you can't put that away once that's been said there are more questions coming now is this going to shake the foundations of what we think about the universe about us about if you're religious about your religion i don't know i have no idea but i know if we don't address it we're going to have major issues
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
It looks like a slot machine in Vegas at midnight. It's just constant.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
All around the world, 24-7, UFOs are seen, they're filmed. People also just want to tell me their experiences. You know, people you wouldn't imagine. They said, you know, this is not for public. This is for you to know as a data point in your research. It's incredible the amount of people that hit me up every day. You must be sitting on a lot of leaks. What's your process to confirm?
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
Great question. People get really mad that I sit on information. They say, well, if I just took my emails and put them out on the internet, it's not going to help anybody because the signal to noise. I take years. George Knapp and I have our own methods and our own sources. If we get leaks to us, if people leak stuff to us as journalists, it's a catch-all. We take them in.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
We have to vet, verify who's the person. Can they stand behind that? Can we see their documents? Is the video worthy of putting out to the public People also try to trick us all the time. They would love for me to make a mistake, to put something out that is easily explainable later. People try.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
So my process is trying over years with each case to see if I can verify the individuals and the information.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
I hope that the average American individual can see that we're not on script, that we say it like we know it at the time. I think there's a lot of great power in individual hands now for journalism. And it's going to take a lot of people. There is no expert on UFOs. It's going to take a lot of people looking at this. So I hope they do.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
You know, in my series, the most recent one is there was a military filmed, it looks like the gimbal UFO, that very famous one that's gone all over the media in black and white. This footage looks green. And this object comes up in Iraq during deployment in a combat zone. And there's a Marine who contacted me and you could hear what he has to say. And it looks like a saucer.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
It looks like the gimbal UFO. That's a pretty cool piece of evidence.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
Right, so this is something people are taking out of context that I talked about in my show. I am not saying that. I am saying I believe that to be a lie. And the reason why I put that in the show and people clip it to make it sound like I'm saying that, I'm saying it's I believe it to be a lie.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
And the reason I'm saying that is because there's like a whisper campaign within journalists and within our community. We've all heard it, that this is all preparation of the battlefield and there's some craft coming. I don't buy that for a second. I know the origin of it. I've tried to run it down. So I was trying to warn people of being told what I consider to be that lie.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
And look, if I'm wrong, we're all screwed.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
Yeah, I mean, look, words are cheap. Everybody has said that they want to have more transparency on UFOs. Bill Clinton even, he actually tried to get transparency on UFOs to the American public. I don't know who's controlling that information, but presidents before haven't been able to. Is it different this time?
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
Well, I definitely know that some of the people that have been vocal about transparency on this are now in this administration. So I do hope I don't think transparency on this is going to come from our government. I think it's going to come from civilians and journalists.
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Hour 2: Jeremy Corbell and the UFO Revolution
Yeah, man, you did it to yourself. You wore the costume. Hey, guys, thanks so much. I'll see you next time. Thank you for covering this. Yes, sir.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Yes. It's just like disappointed.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
When I have discretion, Dan is always like, I mean, you don't have any discretion on the show. So what he wants me to have is creshen.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
It must be so then. If our overlord says so.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Dan, I don't want you to be dismayed. I want you to be made.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Guys, all these things are distractions. James Franklin is only going to keep the tractions. He's going to get rid of the distractions.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Wait a second. Are you saying that they're going to dismantle the conferences and just have mantled independents?
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
I'm loving this discussion. Less cushion, more discussion.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
There is a difference between Beijing and dying your hair. To me, dying your hair is when you've got gray hair and you turn it black. Beijing is like, I don't have hair, and I'm trying to give the illusion of it. No, he's got a lid on him.
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He didn't have a barber. He had a painter. Someone with painter's tape right here and then the paint roller in the paint. And then roll it up.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
No, I believe Roy, because at first I was kind of wondering, like, how do you do it? But now that you mentioned it's back to front, he's going back to front, and then it slips.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Well, it's because it's that turn. If you don't take that turn well, you slip and it goes forward. And what ends up happening is you destroy your eyebrow. And what Roy wanted to do was he wanted to destroy his eyebrow. He didn't want to destroy it.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
No one's disputing that you wouldn't have eyebrows. No one should. But some people are puting.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Someone should be puting it. That's all I'm saying.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Greg, normally I would have sympathy for you, but you're the one who opened this door. You're the one who brought it to us. And now you're trying to dissuade us. Stop trying to dissuade us. Dissuade us.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Good looking man. He made a bet with his team. Hey, if we do this, if we hold the whatever to under 100 points, I'll shave my eyebrows off. And so the Hawks, who at the time weren't that good, did this miraculous thing on court and so man of his word.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
I believe that's when he also shaved his head because remember Mike Woodson used to have a head of hair kind of like Stephen A. Smith's receding hairline but like thick hair where it was and he shaved everything off including his eyebrows. That's a lost bet right there.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Okay?
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
So tomorrow? It could be.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
It could be. It sounds like you're dissenting when you should be scenting. I'm—
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Yeah, well, you know what? Walt Disney didn't create his empire in a day, Dan. He was knee first before he was Disney. No, don't push that button.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
You're always so damn strict. Why don't you be district for a little bit?
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Can we agree that sick voice is a very cool voice?
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
It is a sexy voice.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Fart around. Scorsese. Disgusting. Really? It should be more gusting.
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Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Closer, please. The sexy, sick voice, right? Like, we all wish we could have that voice all the time. Yeah, maybe.
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Or perhaps the most timely.
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I really wanted you to say, you guys keep saying I don't like Jeremy, and the only reason why you think I'm mean to Jeremy is because I don't like Jeremy. I wanted you to end with that one, I guess. I wish I had done that.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
You talk about grout the way that David Sampson talks about gardeners.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm with you on that. I would rank, yeah, a walk-in shower ahead of the tub. It's the recipe for getting injured. At this point. Tub? The oldest show in the world.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Oh, that's worse. I didn't know you guys all didn't trust your own shower floors. I don't wear shoes in the shower.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
You give them gloves, too, don't you? It's a laugh party. They're laughing at you, I believe. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Did you just say it's a laugh party?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It's a laugh party is what you get when you're using Google Translate four times.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
And you get it back and it's like, oh. Laugh riot. Having a real laugh party. I think Roy's been amazing today. Oh, man.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'd like you to do every read. You did 1-900-Flowers.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
The back story of what's been happening on the show today is that we've been trying to prevent more heat talk from happening, and it's peeking through.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
All right, Jeremy, you get 30 seconds.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm really glad we're talking about this instead. For Scott Boris. Why is Izzy wearing a hockey sweater? We are across the street.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Look, did he profile you as somebody who might want to make a political statement and also use a bathroom that he's not comfortable with you using?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Separate from the Hakez group chat.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
We measured him yesterday, didn't we? Whoa.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Separate from the vultures. I found, by the way, I was in. Come on, man. We were measuring Ethan and David because we were trying to get a scientific verdict from Ron McGill on which of these two people would the turkey vultures circling the Elser perpetually be most likely to take away. And I found, I mean, I was on the balcony of my room last night and I was admiring the vultures.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
And then I looked up and saw 100 of them perched on the floor above me. 100? I will, I will. There's hyperbole everywhere in his story.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Okay, perpetually during the migration season, they are circling the Elser. God, do you hate not being the smartest guy in the world.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
That guy's polling at 0%. Way less interesting.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
It's just depth. Wait, what? You loved P.J. Tucker. I didn't say anything about P.J. Tucker. Where is Ryan Cortez?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
There are two different Steve Smiths. Both played receiver in the NFL. Steven A. Smith. Yeah, again, polling at 2%. Also a basketball player named Steve Smith.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
They were also the pair of moray eels in The Little Mermaid.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Never saw it. You never saw The Little Mermaid? No, I wouldn't watch movies like that with my kids. I wouldn't watch movies like that.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
But now it's Barack.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Let Cortez in. He's in the waiting room.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Is Cortez here?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
This is what I'm excited to see.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Oh, no. Same. He has the same glasses. Ryan Cortez. Where were you when you found out that PJ Tucker was true? Japan, clearly.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Can you reveal where you are so we can emotionally have a visual on your actual true self?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Cortez has a framed photo of the back of Andy Ellsberg. That's right. That's an iconic photo, yeah. But explain the moment, though. I don't expect everybody to know that Andy Ellsberg's back is an iconic thing for you guys.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
David said something to me in the break that I just want everybody else to know and be aware of. He's doing his Dan imitation. David, this is actually a real thing.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Cortez, I hesitate to point out the obvious metaphor here, which is that Andy Ellsberg has turned his back to you.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I just like how that euphemism, he's like a heat culture player who's not in the heat yet, means can't shoot, seems to try hard, would enjoy being yelled at. Good at defense.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Pretty damning argument there. Jimmy Butler has never been better than he was during that Sixers run. That should have been a finals run.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
This is a genuine revelation to me. David said, you're peeing again at 11 a.m.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
This friendship between Roy and Samson is really throwing me off.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I think that's what the Super Bowl is actually going to come down to.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
But that's an interesting decision you're making there, right? Because you're inviting a whole other world of germs. Yeah.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Wait, what kind of toilet seat do you have?
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I create a layer between me and the seat. You're talking about at a public bathroom. Yeah. I do it at people's homes, though.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
No, I don't touch those. Would love a seat cover. No, we'll use a seat cover.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Yeah, I've got a sink that I send people to. Wait, do you send, is there a bathroom you send people that you think are dirtier than others? That's a yes. That's a yes.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
There's a hedge. You've been a fight night. I've seen a couple of the bathrooms.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Now I'm reliving every instruction I was given. I mean, he limits drink consumption.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Yeah, flow max. I'm still stuck on the first thing.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Before we get into urology commercials, I'm still stuck on what David is doing in terms of his hovering. So you are just... You must not know any women. You're doing that? You're doing that? Yes, you're doing that. I know women that hover at, like, porta-potties. Like, my wife is not hovering at every toilet she sees.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
What I wasn't sure about was whether David was on top of the seat and squatting, like, feet on seat.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I had David Sampson gargoyle.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
If he has an angle.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
What great athletes refer to as being in a flow state? Dick Trickle.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
This was a problem at the spa for me last night.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Oh. Literally, it could be. Now we're in crazy town.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I'm reacting to Izzy's agreement with Amin.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
That's been the thing, right? That's what's come back in this build. That's actually been what's come back to bite the heat a couple of times is, oh, no, we gave up these picks to make moves earlier on. And now what do we do come this moment at the same time? You need to maximize. Look, you have LeBron James and Luke.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
Why are we talking about the emotions of rich people?
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
Sounds like we're having a Tiff.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
I don't think that it should be the Lakers feeling like they overpaid.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
Charlotte can feel good about getting a first round pick, a pick swap and a young player in Dalton Connect for moving on from a guy who has often injured and maybe won't be working with the core that they're building right now. They kick the can down the line. It's a timeline thing. It's a timeline thing.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
That's the thing both of you were trying to say.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
Yeah, just me in general is not great for everyone listening. But Phoenix is in a terrible spot now, right? Because they've shown Kevin Durant they were willing to move on from him. And their team is relatively mediocre. And Beal has been, as is obvious, an impossible guy to move, a contract to move. So what's to say that this offseason they don't decide now's the time to blow it up?
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
That they look at Houston and they take Devin Booker and they say, hey, we'll take all of our picks back plus more. Buddy, let me tell you something right now.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
All of this was to set up is the idea of is Durant not an equally depressed asset come this summer and why overpay now and know that that type of guy could be available.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
This is a fifth pursuit. No, I think that Phoenix is the most interesting team at the end of all of it. At the end of all of this, it's Phoenix that's most interesting because of the lack of movement, not the additions. They're the team that I'm looking at and going, look at those two guys who are now sitting right there on that roster.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
And they've been doing it for a year. For everyone who looked at the Heat and said the same thing, it was a team that was forced to look internally and decide to go with a younger core in Miami. But Phoenix is in one of the strangest positions of any franchise in the league.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
But he flexed the power to not get to Golden State and probably just didn't want to do any more than that. And Miami was sitting there and those two teams couldn't come to a deal. So he says, all right, I'll chill out in Phoenix, which is where I wanted to be to begin with. That at least seems to be where Kevin Durant is at.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
It makes all of this that much more interesting that a player like that was available and now goes into a year where he's an expiring contract next year for anyone around the league to look at what's going on in Phoenix and go, is it? Is it worth moving something to go get that guy?
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
And would Phoenix be willing to do it now another summer into a season that, unless they go on some sort of really ridiculous special run that no one anticipates, will be another disappointment?
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
Well, those are all individual matchups this year is what Cortez is reading. And? Well, no. I mean, the sample sizes are obviously small. It's more the idea of going up against the other team's best offensive player, having someone in that starting lineup that's like, you know what? I don't want to team myself with Cortez.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
I love you.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
I gave the best Pete Alonzo stat that's ever happened, and they kicked me out of the show.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 6
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 6
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 6
Is it? Yeah. Let's do the math on this. I'm doing some math in my head because I know this.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 6
Right, so New Year's Eve is tomorrow. Right, Tuesday. Oh, so New Year's Day is Wednesday. Yeah, so New Year's Day is Wednesday. It's fun that we're learning this.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 6
You know, I just don't have a party to go to this year. So I really haven't been thinking about it all that much. I was so preoccupied with Hanukkah, which is still going on. We hope you enjoyed the first half of our 10 days of Gregmas. But that was just an appetizer. Yeah, those were some individual Greg Cody Tuesdays. They stand alone.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 6
They had narratives of the day, but not a narrative of full week. And this week, we're going to change that up. We're going to paint a picture. We're going to tell a story. To me, this is the greatest narrative that we had all year, which was the Connor McOverrated saga. So on today's episode, you're going to hear the origins of Greg's take and how the crew initially reacted to said take.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 6
And you might have forgotten that he also had a hot take for Joey Chestnut that day, which is pretty random. So that one's going to be in there. But you'll hear the nerves of our crew kind of entering the Stanley Cup. Mm-hmm. And you guys all know the results. Panthers won it. But that's what makes this fun to go back and listen to. I had a great time listening to this when I went back.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 6
And, you know, by the end of this week, you'll hear all the joy. So here comes a new week and day six of the 10 Days of Gregmas here on the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Can you hear me?
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
You better watch out, you better just slide. You better not tackle, I think you might die. Two, will you please get down? Two, will you please get down? Two, will you please just get down? He's throwing a pick not just once or twice, but three times in a must-win game, Jesus Christ. Sue, will you please get down? Sue, will you please get down? Sue, will you please just get down?
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Josh Allen's winning non-stop. He's the best we've ever seen. And Dan once thought he wasn't good. All that take was just obscene. It might be worse than two gods on the cheap. Oh, you better watch out. You better not try to tackle anyone. Tua, please don't die. Tua, will you please get down? Tua, will you please get down? Tua, will you please just get down? Come on, Tua. Wow. Good job, Jeremy.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
The whole thing's haunted. He's throwing a pick not just once or twice, but three times in a must-win game, Jesus Christ.
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Hour 1: Who Broke The Bill Belichick News?
Oh, Christmas. Now you are going for Big 12 titles The Knights looking for their old approach Everybody knows Nebraska was a real sh** show Oh that offense was not right UCF, it was not long ago undefeated seasons were in sight. Did you know that transfers are on their way? All right, can we stop this?
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Hour 1: Who Broke The Bill Belichick News?
Quarterback will soon arrive. To see if Scott Frost really knows how to thrive.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
Well, the never-ending possible normally lasts from August 26th until November 17th. Now, you know, obviously the NFL season doesn't start until September. So when you look at the stats for Jordan Love during that stretch, 4,421 yards, 31 touchdowns, 22 interceptions.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
Okay, McRib. To your list.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
Is that not right? That can't be right. That can't be right. Not under 35 ever as a quarterback. Under 35 presently today active in the NFL. Oh, okay. Yeah.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
I'm sorry. What is current? There are no actual. Effective quarterbacks under the age of 35 who have won a Super Bowl as a starting quarterback. Where does Stafford fall into this? He's over 35. You know what? Okay.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
There's nobody... I didn't know his name was Fred. Yeah, his first name was Fred? Freddie. Freddie? Freddie Bolitnikoff.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
No, you are. I know.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
That's great that you asked, because I was able to compile that information for you. Interesting thing. Okay. Hey, Poppy. Subtle.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
It turns out that the December to Remember sales event and the McRib are at the same time. The McRib normally comes back in December. So for both of those stretches... Jordan Love and his career has thrown for 2,157 yards, 17 touchdowns, and three interceptions. And Mike, before you ask, I remember you were asking me about the Dollarita.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
Now, this is interesting because this year, the Dollarita was only back in May, not a time where football is played. And I look back in 2022, only in select locations for a limited time before the NFL season. So the only stretch that we can look at is 2023 for Jordan Love. During that stretch where the Dollarita was back, in October, 591 yards, three touchdowns, four picks. So not great.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
So if you're a Packers fan, you've got to hope the Dollarita never comes back during the season.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
In here or in the penalty box?
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
Eyebrows done, too. Was it like, hey, can I get a haircut before we go? They got barbershops in prison.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
That's exactly what he'll do, is hopefully, in a way, this will just be a healthcare argument and case, because I said it on Mystery Crate, which aired this morning, it is essentially, with the way people have rallied around this figure, going to be the modern-day O.J. Simpson trial. I knew you were going to say that. It really is, because...
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
You have essentially a case of haves and have nots as Elon Musk is running the government, making millions off contracts for the military, cutting one hundred and ninety million dollars for pediatric cancer research and health care like this is only becoming more and more of an avatar for
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
So I sipped vigorously from a cup because I thought he had control of that room. I was doing some extra research here, Dan.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
You got to let Gonzo laugh on that one. Jordan Love. Jordan Love. Turns out he loves Toyotathon. According to at BR Gridiron from Bleacher Report. Not during Toyotathon in Jordan Love's career. He has thrown for 3,829 yards, 29 touchdowns, and 25 interceptions.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
But during Toyotathon, which lasts from about mid-November to the beginning of January, Jordan Love has thrown for 3,283 yards, 26 touchdowns, and 2 interceptions. Wow. That is incredible. That is kind of incredible.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
Oh, I'm glad you asked, Mike, because I actually already did the research to figure that one out for you. That's ridiculous. During Happy Holidays, which is from the beginning of November until the beginning of January, so you add a couple of extra weeks on the front end, Jordan Love has thrown four. 4,088 yards, 29 touchdowns, and six interceptions.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
So we're close to what he's doing in Toyotathon, but it takes until we get to Toyotathon to really limit those interceptions.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
You know, I can do some research on that if you would like.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
You know what? Actually, I already have those stats ready for you. I already have that ready for you.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stugats.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
Welcome to my world, Dan. Mike Ryan putting you in compromising positions with his analysis of the heat.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
We'll get to that in the B block. Why is he in a pink mink? You guys didn't even ask that question? No, we want the joke to stand for itself. It speaks for itself. It doesn't, because I did it for LiAngelo Ball. Well, I'm not there yet. All right, I'll do this better. Let's go.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
Can I introduce you to Barry Zito? That's crazy.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
Time to throw away dull journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
So not even got a scholarship, dropped it and transferred. It was never even recruited. Never.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
Let me call it in. He gets undressed.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
Minor penalty, two minutes, spreading propaganda.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
Billy Ray Cyrus got a baseball scholarship to Georgetown and later dropped out to become a musician. That one's up there because he had hits in multiple different decades.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long-stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
Yeah, no matter how many turnovers you have in the fourth quarter, you love watching young stars in their first big moments. Hey, play through mistakes. Come up big at the end of games. That's why Jazz Heat was so special last night.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
And when you see the Chris Haynes report a couple of days ago that says the Memphis Grizzlies and some other teams have been told not to trade for Jimmy Butler, that's not necessarily to say that if they traded for Jimmy that he wouldn't report and would make a whole mess of everything. But the reason that's happening is he wants to be in Phoenix or another place that will give him that extension.
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Local Hour: Big Game James Franklin
And so the reporting has to be sort of around that.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
They just want to Stanley Cup. This is the coolest thing that's ever happened. We're on the ice. We're standing on the ice. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. It's happening. It's all happening.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
This is the coolest thing ever.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
I did. I took Roy's seat for the entirety of this playoff run. And I would like to say I should probably sit in that seat for every playoff run for the rest of our lives. I agree. Based off the way that this went, I apologize. But you've got to sit auxiliary. I sit there because the Panthers won the fucking Stanley Cup. Yeah, baby. Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Are you saying that this Stanley Cup is all because of you? I would like to take my place where the credit is due After Greg, after Roy. But above some others. Above some others. And just saying, go Ice Cats.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 10
Yeah. Yeah. Day 10, Jeremy. What are we celebrating? We're celebrating the Stanley Cup champion, Florida Panthers. All of the tension that you heard throughout this week, it's gone. Everyone's happy. People are hugging each other. There are apologies. There are proclamations. There's Greg Cody and there's Connor McOverrated. Everyone shares a lot of love in this one.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 10
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 10
So enjoy one of the most joyous episodes of the year as our crew celebrates the Stanley Cup champions. Enjoy the final day of our 10 days of Gregmas. And, hey, we'll see you all for our first shows of the new year. Thank you for staying with us the last couple weeks. Oh, yeah.
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 10
This has been fun. I'm so glad you guys have. I mean, I hope you've enjoyed our journey over the last couple of weeks. It included finding out when Christmas was, finding out when New Year's was. Jeremy and I waking up every morning to do these. Yeah, it's really great. And we're going to Dan's for a Cuervo sponsored New Year's party. How about that New Year's Eve party? Pretty amazing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
10 Days of Gregmas: Day 10
So we'll see you for our first shows of the new year next week. Enjoy this one. Can't wait to be back live on the air with all of you. And happy 2025, everybody. Day 10.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
10 Days of Gregmas: Day 10
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
10 Days of Gregmas: Day 10
It's time to celebrate good times. Come on. Let's celebrate, baby. We are back. Day 10. Is it because it's the 10th day of the 10 days of Gregmas? We're celebrating that the Panthers won the championship. Yeah, we are. We're celebrating that Dan and Stu Gatz will be back on Monday. Yes. We are back. The show back and better than ever. Yes. Tomorrow. Not tomorrow. Monday. Monday. This is Friday.