The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Top 5 Gabes and Super Bowl Horoscopes (feat. Ricky Williams)
Tue, 04 Feb 2025
Chris tells the crew about why the shot of his life on the golf course almost led to an actual fight for him and Greg Cote. Then, after a game of Against the Spread, Gabe returns with a list of the Top 5 Gabes. Plus, Ricky Williams demanded to join the show to explain how astrology will impact the Super Bowl including which signs are most and least likely to thrive under pressure, why the end of a dynasty could be near, and how Saquon Barkley's chart could lead him to a Super Bowl MVP. Ricky also shares times he wanted to request a trade and how his experience was with Lucy at a Texas football game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why did Chris Cote almost get into a fight on the golf course?
I know you've been asking yourself, where has Gabe been? I am told that Gabe is making a triumphant return here in moments. We are going to do a segment with rising new media star Gabe. He will be before Ricky Williams picks the game. Ricky Williams is asked for the first time ever. I just can't believe it. He's asked to come on the show and do something. So first we will have the opener of Gabe.
and then we will go to Ricky Williams. We have to do against the spread and we have to celebrate that God bless football is about to kick ass all over the Super Bowl. For Diana Rossini to get there and be jealous of Stugatz's setup, that's not a normal thing. I wanted to, before I go any further, though, I've been negligent in not doing this.
The Cody's have gone with some employees here as a ritual of real bonding and trust. They've gone golfing with Taylor and others. And thank you, by the way, Izzy, for stepping in for David Sampson. David Sampson had to step out to do something with Danny Cannell. That'll be a likable conversation.
You're welcome.
Greg Cody and Chris Cody going with Taylor golfing. What happened here? Because I was told that Greg Cody almost got into a fight.
Well, no, actually. There's two things here. I played a prank on my dad that we can get to. I actually, and my dad is part of this, I technically almost got into a fight. Let me tell the story here. So in golf, one of the worst things you can do is hit the ball up onto the group that's in front of you. So we were on a par five. I'm 250 yards away. That's a long way to hit the ball.
There's a group on the green. I mean, hold on a second. Hold on.
I'm just trying to give a little context on why I did it.
Was it necessary? No, no, no. I'm saying I was 250. I didn't say the ball I hit.
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Chapter 2: What happened during the prank with the exploding golf ball?
I'm not saying what he did was great. It just wasn't. I did enough to him that I wasn't going to get angry at him. I was just like, you know what? We're even. I'll drop another golf ball on the green. Like, I don't give a shit. And dad, of course, steam coming out of his ears, wants to fight on my behalf.
Well, postscript, I ran over the guy with a golf cart. That's not true.
I've got two questions here, because I need to hear more, first, about this international scale of asshole-ism, because we need to form whatever it is that that is, but... I also need to know your son is deeply apologetic, clearly did not intend to do that.
But I know that in the instances when I am most enraged and act outside of my behavior, it is at least in part usually because I've been startled by something that then scared me. For example, The number of fights that people have wanted to try to have with me because my dog is afraid of skateboarders and my dog just reacts very, very like barks, scares them. And now I'm pulling on the leash.
There's never any actual danger. But the skateboarders are just angry. And now they're coming at me because because they're just mad. And I understand you get scared. Some people react that way. And so you're apologizing for something. You're deeply sorry. It's an international sign. But now he has, it's not the international sign. That is not the international sign for I'm sorry.
I don't, it's you rubbing your nipples and then throwing your hands in the air. And I don't, I don't believe it.
If you have to mouth my bad, it doesn't count as a universal symbol.
a long hole, long hole. I hit three wood, like 250 yards.
Chris, you got to do like the flat Midwest mile and hold your hand up like.
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Chapter 3: What are the top betting picks for the upcoming games?
They probably would have died. That's the point of their anger. I think I was kind of joking about the looking for ball. There's nothing worse in golf that you can do is fly it into a green where someone's on. You're endangering their life.
You were obviously in the wrong in this situation. There's no dispute. Which is why I did that. Was the reaction appropriate?
It was not. But I can say, okay, he overreacted a little bit, but it's not to the point where I'm going to go, he threw my golf ball!
Well, that's what your dad did. That's what your dad did. That's what I mean.
Like, I'm not going to do that.
I don't give a shit.
How old was this guy? He was probably my age, but he was like, he looked like, he's not someone I was excited to go run up and have an altercation with. He stole your property at the very least. I endangered his life.
You know, I think that's extreme, too, though. You keep making this a death. Dad, from 250?
You take a golf ball to the head from 250?
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Chapter 4: Who are considered the Top 5 Gabes?
Oh, yeah. I mean, he was just like, oh, when'd you do that?
Yeah. Okay. He gets fooled by things.
He kind of has the same response to everything.
All right. Let's do against the spread here before we get to Gabe. Let's hurry up and do this. You don't have it? You weren't ready for it? No, I hit it.
It's buffering. The Florida Panthers are on the road against the Washington Capitals. And while you might be thinking, going on the road to Washington, a really good team... The Panthers have won three in a row. Washington has lost three out of their last four. We're taking the Florida Panthers minus one and a half against the spread.
Are you purposely delivering that in extra broadcastry voice? Yes, we are.
I picked it. game just so I can tell Dan Levitard how to pronounce A-Men Thompson.
It's A-Men and A-Sar. Just go A every time you want to talk about them. Houston is at Brooklyn. They are nine and a half point favorites. Brooklyn loses every game by double figures these days. I just want to remind everybody that I told you about A-Men Thompson first, and everybody who's been glazing him ever since, you can thank me for putting him out there.
Wow, you're putting that flag out there first.
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