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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Doomsday

Mon, 23 Dec 2024

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Chapter 1: What is the Doomsday Clock?

1.573 - 22.133 Jane Doe

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29.073 - 29.593 Jeremy

Cuervo.

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34.435 - 37.756 Jeremy

Cuervo.

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Chapter 2: Why should we be worried about the Doomsday Clock?

41.537 - 41.857 Jeremy

Wow.

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43.478 - 46.259 John Amaechi

Um, it should be terrifying. Pardon me.

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47.039 - 47.579 Jane Doe

Five dollars.

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Chapter 3: How is the Doomsday Clock calculated?

47.739 - 61.803 John Amaechi

I know. That's 15 now I owe. It should be terrifying because the Doomsday clock... supposedly shows us as close as we've ever been to the complete final annihilation of the human race.

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62.603 - 68.466 Jane Doe

How do they calculate that? Is it like pro football focus or is it environmental and political?

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68.766 - 77.609 John Amaechi

The only thing I know is that it's based on a clock and when the clock... Where can you find the clock? You know, it's somewhere because it's... Google. That's a great question.

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77.649 - 81.474 Jeremy

But wouldn't it every day be the closest it's ever been? No.

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81.774 - 84.958 Jane Doe

Yes. No, they've moved it back previously. Right.

85.298 - 98.013 John Amaechi

If all of a sudden there's peace on... If you move it back. You know, if all of a sudden there's peace on Earth and there's no war... You can look around the entire globe and there's no wars. I suspect it goes a little bit in the direction of humanity.

Chapter 4: Who are the scientists behind the Doomsday Clock?

Chapter 5: What does '90 seconds to midnight' mean?

81.774 - 84.958 Jane Doe

Yes. No, they've moved it back previously. Right.

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85.298 - 98.013 John Amaechi

If all of a sudden there's peace on... If you move it back. You know, if all of a sudden there's peace on Earth and there's no war... You can look around the entire globe and there's no wars. I suspect it goes a little bit in the direction of humanity.

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98.193 - 108.462 Jeremy

I'd like Doomsday to keep an appointment. You know what I mean? Like if this is the day, this is the day. Like I work my schedule around Doomsday. Let's stick to a day and a time. Do we know the day and the time?

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108.562 - 118.712 Dan Le Batard

Yeah. The premise of the Doomsday Clock is it says it's a design that warns the public about how close we are to destroying our world with dangerous technologies of our own making. So right now we're 90 seconds to midnight.

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118.886 - 144.152 Jane Doe

Yeah, they just announced this. And the people in charge of the doomsday clock is a bunch of atomic scientists. And I see here a photo. Ceremonially, they have a clock that's 90 seconds to midnight. And standing beside it is Bill Nye the Science Guy. He can save us. So Bill Nye is part of a collective that is moving us closer to Doomsday. So we should definitely take it seriously.

Chapter 6: Is Bill Nye a credible source on the Doomsday Clock?

144.252 - 148.435 Jane Doe

And so when I mentioned that I should be more... I do take him more seriously than if it were Beekman.

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148.575 - 153.999 Jeremy

No, I take Beekman seriously. Really? You know what I mean? 90 Seconds of Midnight sounds like a band Jeremy would love. Yeah.

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155.427 - 159.409 Dan Le Batard

Yeah, I would love them. 30 seconds to Mars, 90 seconds to midnight, you know, same thing. Yeah, same shit.

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159.749 - 186.963 Jane Doe

But this is a children's television scientist weighing in on the... He's still a scientist. No, I understand that, but it's just... To take the doomsday clock seriously, as many do, and I'm not taking apart his credentials. I know he's a very credentialed scientist, but also, this feels very political. Because he's standing next to the clock.

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187.043 - 199.493 Jane Doe

Like Bill Nye is, I mean, I know it's a collective, but he's there. He's among six people that represent the best and brightest of this atomic scientist collective. Who are they? Name them.

199.833 - 200.434 Jeremy

Yeah, for real.

200.754 - 221.05 Jane Doe

No Oppenheimers there. Well, the modern-day Oppenheimers... I don't know about that. Okay, well, I can't... I wasn't really prepared to pick apart the collective of atomic scientists, but I guess I was asking for it when I mentioned that Bill Nye, the science guy, was next to the clock.

221.11 - 221.83 Jeremy

Or his atomic...

223.031 - 230.496 Dan Le Batard

You know, I mean, for what it's credentials, it was founded in 1945 by Einstein and Oppenheimer. Oh, we'll get here. So 45. Jeez.

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