Mike has an update on the asteroid that may or may not hit Earth in 2032. Then, Car-son Beck had his cars stolen, Jessica attended last night's Notre Dame vs. University of Miami Women's Basketball game, and the crew reviews the Oscar-nominated movies they've seen this year. Plus, the Dalton Knecht story continues to evolve, and Tony has a take that is so hot that we sent him to a sauna. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.
In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.
And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Lebitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We need a fire tailor. That was pretty rough.
That was not cool. I'm mad on your behalf, man.
How did he know to pick the photo from the Behind the Bit video?
He's got a big smile back there, by the way. I just kind of leaned over and looked through the window.
Your most insecure...
Oh, come on. Not great. Hey, I got breaking NASA news. NASA? NASA.
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Chapter 2: What is the latest news about the asteroid heading to Earth?
Okay.
Yeah, I've been kind of ticked off. You've been following the asteroid? Of course. I see it in preview. Do not put that photo back up. It was up. It's off now. Okay. Do not. Do not. Jason, you're a gator. You're already on thin ice. All right? So just let's chill. All right, so daily, whether or not we're going to be here past 2032, you know, it's fluctuated. Please give me some good news.
I've got bad news for you. The percentage, which had been at like an all-time high, 3.2, I guess not all-time high, but NASA really wasn't around for the time of the dinosaurs. If that's what happened. NASA has just announced new data gathered last night dropped the December 2032 impact odds of the asteroid to 0.28%. What?
All right, so we're good. Already? They dropped it back down?
Let's clarify, though, because I was worried that this was like an Earth ender. This is just a city ender, right?
Maybe not even that.
I mean, it depends on where it hits. Yeah. But still, it's obviously all bad, but that's better than Armageddon. Yeah. Like, I was thinking... Well, it depends on your point of view. Our room out there was just... Our room was just poo-pooing 3%. They're like, oh, 3%? We're still good. I'm like, are you guys bleeping crazy? No.
And also, I had read that it was too late to do anything about, which I was like, I saw Armageddon. You got plenty of time. Maybe not enough time to turn astronauts into drillers, but you certainly have enough time to turn drillers into astronauts, as Michael Bay taught us. But...
as this story turns because every day we're going to have huge swings on whether or not nasa's lost all credibility with me because i could wake up tomorrow and you could tell me it goes up to six percent all right cool it's been that kind of thing the entire stock market like what's up oh it's up to six percent oh no what are we gonna do no it's back down to zero percent okay just not now we got enough going on and i'm not look this is not a can that you want to kick down the road
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Chapter 3: What happened at the Notre Dame vs. Miami women's basketball game?
The same.
No, I'm saying like statuesque? Does he look good?
He's large. He's tall? He's big. But also, his hair is small. Cavenders are both smaller. Hair is small?
That's a Philly, it's always sunny thing. The Cavenders what?
They're small.
Yeah, the Cavenders are very tiny.
Also, Notre Dame made these 3D-printed pocket-sized point guard little figurines for their backcourt, Hannah Hidalgo and Olivia Miles. Olivia Miles is electric. Hannah Hidalgo is great, and everyone knows that. But Olivia Miles, electric. One of the greatest passers in the women's game. And seeing her in person was... I mean, her court vision is crazy.
But anyways, I got these cute little figurines. I got a question about the figurine. I met Olivia Miles after the game. We took a picture together.
It was so cute. So you say 3D printed, but what's the line between 3D printed and just like whatever we used to do that wasn't 3D printed?
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Chapter 4: How did Carson Beck's car theft unfold?
It's hugely terrifying. Really unfortunate and scary situation. They caught the guy that did it, who confessed to it and the entire plan.
And they got their cars back?
They got their cars back intact. Quite honestly, you can talk yourself into it.
And that's why Stugatz isn't here today.
That's why Stugatz isn't here today. Look, everyone was having a go at Miami. Move to Miami, see what happens. Look, I'm not going to issue the banter back like, maybe stealing the car from a Georgia Bulldog's a public service. But, you know, the case is closed. So, everyone is good. Hey, did you know MLS is back this weekend? No? No one knew?
It was back because Messi played in like negative 19 degrees. That wasn't MLS.
I was curious to know. That was not MLS.
We did talk soccer yesterday.
So you guys are aware that Messi played in a game that was below zero. The coldest game that he's ever played. And that wasn't MLS. It was on FS2.
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Chapter 5: What should we know about MLS's return and Messi's game?
Yeah, well, either way, Sporting Kansas City somehow got the other spot, and they lost the first leg in Sun Zero Temperatures. Ah, yes, the Galaxy won. Can someone find out how Sporting Kansas City made this thing?
This is an electric... I'm seeing that the LA Galaxy beat the New York Red Bulls in the MLS Championship 2024.
All right, so it was in NYCFC, which is who Inter-Miami start this season off against. Fan with, folks. I mean, I've been through the ringer. There's only so much we can do, yeah. I've been through the ringer.
I've been on a mission to watch every Oscar-nominated film before the Academy Awards next weekend. Who do you have left? Five deep. I have a lot left. I watched five out of the 12-ish that I have on my list. I'm debating next if I should watch the Timothee Chalamet, Bob Dylan biopic, or if I should... Watch Wicked, which I still haven't seen, which I heard is amazing.
The problem is a lot of these movies are plus two hours long. It's just a big time commitment. And it's hard. I want to crush like three in a day. And that's my whole day.
What have you seen already?
I've seen Onora, which I really enjoyed. I saw Amelia Perez, which was a baffling film. I've seen Conclave, which I also really enjoyed. And A Real Pain, which I also enjoyed with Kieran Culkin.
I didn't like A Real Pain. Really?
Really. Why not?
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Chapter 6: Which Oscar-nominated movies have the crew seen?
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Chapter 7: How does 'The Substance' movie explore age and identity?
I don't know. I wasn't that surprised. I mean, he's made so much money with the Cowboys. I don't know exactly what triggered it now, whether it was just not wanting to sign another extension or whatever his contract situation was, but I don't know. It feels like he has been in the league a long time, and it is a very taxing position. Michael Jr.
is the expert of all things Zach Martin, so we should have him on just to ask about something.
Yeah, I guess I'm not allowed to be surprised anymore. when someone retires, especially someone that has made their money. And that gets me to Dalton Connect, who I want to talk about, because there were actually developments on this story, Jeremy. It would seem that the trade, like everyone's pointing their fingers at the Lakers right now for this Dalton Connect failed trade.
Update the people, and then I want to talk about how people are psychoanalyzing Dalton Connect, which is a little unfair.
By the way, Bruce Matthews would like a word. Yeah, Bruce Matthews. Essentially, it seems as though the Lakers are the ones that went back on the trade with Mark Williams because of the physical. And so they end up with Dalton Connect coming back to their team, Mark Williams going back to the Hornets. And it was just a really awkward time. J.J.
Redick, when Dalton Connect had missed a game before the All-Star break, kind of, to me, left Dalton Connect hung out to dry by telling everyone that he still needed time to process what had gone down. Because to me, as a coach, you're supposed to kind of shield players from that sort of thing. But it let the media and a whole bunch of people on social media go after Connect.
It let Mark Williams go back to Charlotte. And it's just been one of the most awkward things I've ever seen. And I think there was a tweet yesterday or a post from Mark Williams that I'll try to go find now. It was from Jeff Schwartz.
Yeah, it came out and said, there's nothing wrong with Mark Williams. The Lakers were wrong about this. There's been independent doctors that have come in and basically cleared Mark Williams of, hey, this guy has not damaged goods. Because the other thing is, he's coming up on a contract this upcoming year.
And you look around saying, well, if the Lakers denied a trade, why do we pay him any money? What leverage do the Hornets have at all? So that post by Jeff Schwartz was like, all right, wait a second. Mark Williams is good. The Lakers just kind of had buyer's remorse.
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Chapter 8: What can we expect from the Venmo fine bucket this week?
Yeah, which is why they're dragging out PK.
And Damian Woody as well. Damian Woody was there, too. Well, Damian Woody's an Islander fan, so I can give him a pass. But Stephen A. Smith, meh.
Well, it's particularly interesting as MLB and ESPN have announced their kind of mutual separation moving forward after this season. Is this Amazon? I'm not sure where it goes. Amazon or Apple do seem like the logical places, right? And that Apple has already created a TV package around MLS and has learned how to do that. And they have an MLB game. And they have an MLB game already.
Amazon, obviously, just announced a partnership with the network regionally that carries so many teams and allows... Well said. Well, avoiding some certain things there. We're giving you credit, though.
Thank you.
Keep it going.
I appreciate it. That was earnest. Sorry. I said it in my sarcastic voice, but it was earnest. Thank you.
Appreciate you.
Well said.
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