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New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
They're soft because you're responsible for them being soft.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
Okay. All right. So who am I taking? Okay. I am going to, as much as I, as much as they frustrate me, they have to get this right. They can't lose to the Patriots. Jets minus seven on the road. That's, that's a big number. Yeah.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
Seven is a big number. I mean,
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
But the fact that the Jets are seven-point favorites, Annie, speaks to how bad the Patriots are. So I will take the Jets here to win by 14 points.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
I'm also not feeling bad for New England. I mean, they had the great Boston for that matter. They had the greatest 20-year run of any sports city in America. And by the way, you said you could relate to me earlier with the Green Bay Packers. No, you can't. You are a bad guy. I mean, listen.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
No, no, no. Listen. You had Brett Favre. You had Aaron Rodgers. And now you have Jordan Love. Jordan Love. You've won a couple of Super Bowls. I get your quarterbacks at the very end. I cannot wait 15 years from today. I cannot wait to have Jordan Love be the quarterback of the New York Jets.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
But I'll tell you this, neither of them are giving him good advice on light.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
Hope. The Rams should hope. They're getting Cup back. I know Cup has been rumored in some trades, maybe to the Chiefs, which would be absolutely ridiculous. But I think, you know, in a bad division with San Francisco, not as good as they've been in years past. Hope.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
You have Ayuk out for the season. You have Debo Samuel sitting in the hospital. Brock Purdy is overrated. Kyle Shanahan is also overrated. Blah, blah, blah. Kyle Shanahan. I mean, Jesus, make it to a Super Bowl and actually win it when you get there. He has failed to do that, and everyone anoints him as, you know, the smartest, genius coach in the NFL. He's not. Yeah, Cope. Cope, San Francisco.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
You had a great run. It's going to be a bad year. It's going to be a long year. Cope.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
It is time to hope. I know they lost that game to Baltimore a couple of weeks ago. I said at 1-4, I told Levitar this, that the Bengals are the best 1-4 team in the history of the NFL. They almost beat the Chiefs. The schedule is easy. They will be five and four the next time they play Baltimore. They play Baltimore, I believe, at home.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
So I would say a lot of hope for the Cincinnati Bengals because I'm not certain there's a team better equipped to beat Kansas City in the playoffs than the Cincinnati Bengals.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
I would say hope still. Like the Baker Mayfield story is a great story. The Browns could use a quarterback like that. It is. It's a great story. I know they lose Evans. Godwin is great. He's out for the year. Evans might come back. Maybe they trade for a wide receiver. Division is not that good. I would say I would say hope for them.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
No offense, but Miles Garrett and Jameis Winston, shut the hell up. Ha ha! What are you guys talking about? And who the hell are you defending? Are you kidding me? You're defending Deshaun Watson. That's the guy you're defending. And by the way, leave the fans alone. Fans are fans. It's not their fault. They went out and got Deshaun Watson.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
So I don't blame the fans for cheering Deshaun on the way in, and I certainly don't blame them for booing him on the way out. Who I blame is Miles Garrett and Jameis Winston for being complete morons and forgetting about all the off-the-field stuff that has gone on with Deshaun Watson. If you want to blame someone, if you want to speak up, don't speak up about the fans. Speak up about Deshaun.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
He is the reason that you're getting this reaction from the fans. And if you want to blame someone, blame Deshaun Watson for what he did off the field. And if you want to blame someone else, blame Jimmy Haslam, the owner, for signing Deshaun Watson when he knew everything that he did off the field. Enough, Miles Garrett and Jameis Winston. Please stop defending Deshaun Watson.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
Yeah, but what are we doing here?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
no, if he was playing well, they would, I mean, they'd be freaking out when he was calling off the field, you know, but, um, but he's not. And so I, Andy, I just can't stand when, when, when players and people tell fans how that fans are fans, this is a release for them. Yes. And by the way, we have been rooting. If you're a fan of sports, you are rooting for bad people all the time.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
You just don't know it. You just don't know it yet. Okay. And so, I'm not saying they're all bad, but there are bad people you've rooted for. I promise you over the course of time, you just don't know it. All right. They're bad in their private life. But I hate when people tell fans how to act. I can't stand that. Fans are going to be fans.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
They're going to cheer to show them Watson, despite all the scars, all the stuff off the field, all of it. They're going to cheer him on the way in because they think they're That he could win him a Super Bowl and they're going to boo him on the way out because he wasn't playing. You know, he wasn't playing well.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
You can't say it enough, to be honest with you. Can't say it enough. And you can't promote my book enough. So thank you for doing it on the front end.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
And so for two players to come out and blast the fans for that and not blast their owner for signing the guy in the first place is patently absurd.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
There's no, unless you're Nick Sirianni, then you go and you shake. Yes. Yes. Because that's on brand and Sirianni. You need to listen. When you have a fan base, that is a bunch of total assholes. Your head coach needs to be an asshole. And that's what Sirianni is.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
What do you think of Drake May before I make my pick?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
Right, and he's calling his team soft.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
There's sunglasses in boxes today. But in my bed in the hospital, ending our lives all the same. Stugatz. It's the final nightgown.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
The worst case is you lost 50. What kind of math are you doing? Terrible math.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Billy, the way that you describe being married, where you have to go to a NASCAR race in order to get a piece of quiet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
So far, our wheelhouse guys have gotten just about everything wrong. Like when Amin tries to steal it, he steals it incorrectly. Well, close enough. Closer than David.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
You guys are getting everything wrong. Because I'm not a, look, it's not a. You said, you guys said, you guys said. David, how do you not know the size of the shoes that you've purchased that are in your house? How could you get that wrong?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Uh-oh. Is that for David? You worked with him is what you said of Shaq? You're in the tank for Shaq. I'm not in the tank.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
So less music and no cheerleaders. This got a lot less fun really quickly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
A lot of his sayings are hype man-y things to say.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
They're not all winners.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
I think Shannon Sharp lives the longest. I say Mike Gusecki. Somebody. We're taking guns out of it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
Yeah. He's... Overrated. Okay. He's very theatrical. He... An over-actor, maybe. What are we doing?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
Are there any under actors out there? Who underacts? I think there are under actors.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
There's two things in this world that you don't want to check, but you got to. When you use the restroom number two and when you sneeze in your hand. You don't want to, but you got to look just to make sure everything's fine. It's fair. Oh, don't act like you don't look down. You have to look. You're just checking, making sure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
But what are you checking on when you go to the bathroom? Just to make sure everything's kosher. Inside the bowl? Everything's kosher. Yeah. There's no red. Just making sure everything's the color it should be. Why not at home, though? I mean. No, I'm saying you do it anytime you do it. Yeah, yeah. You check every time. I'm with you. And like Jess just did, you sneeze in your hand.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
You don't want to look.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
But you got to check. You check the elbow. You just got to make sure nothing. Have you ever seen red? Yeah. Have you ever found anything concerning? You know, no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
I see a couple here. But really, what's the price of your freedom? Well, this is the thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I don't think he has bad speed. I don't think so. This is my bad speed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
It's a long drive to center field.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I regret everything I did here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
I was locked in on Costner. He was weirded out, by the way. And Demi Lovato were at the daytime of 500.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I love having Chris Sims on the show because I love his information. But if not for the dynamic between him and Billy, I'm not certain we'd still be doing it because it is gross.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I was one of them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Mm-hmm.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Yeah, I think with Sims, what's so amazing about him, first off, TV does that to you, right? Like, TV is going to suck the personality out of you. Very few people...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
No, but he's doing a studio show. It's an NFL show. It's before Sunday night football. It feels like an NBC slash NFL property.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Well, Pat McAfee is his own boss. Like, it's his show. Chris Sims, he's working for NBC. He's doing a studio show that's very important to NBC and the NFL. So I think... I think those things are different. Now, you make a great point with McAfee because when he goes on college game day, he's still Pat McAfee. And that's kind of a studio show getting you ready for college football Saturday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
But you're allowed to be more of yourself kind of in that atmosphere, that college atmosphere.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
But don't you think there's a certain way to do studio shows? McAfee has his own show. It's kind of like our show. There's a certain way to do studio shows. Like Chris Berman... What you saw on the air for all those years, there's a different person off air. I've seen it. I've met him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Yeah, but those are different shows. Mad Dog's doing a radio show. I have acknowledged all the weed smoking I've done over the years on this show. I've talked about it openly. I wouldn't do it on SportsCenter. You didn't do it on ESPN. That's exactly right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
No question about it. No question about it. And Anquan Boldin, I'm telling you right now, he could still do it. I don't know how old he is, but Anquan Boldin can give you seven catches, 96 yards at a touchdown and a sleep.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
You want Sims to be himself in front of that guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Don Levitard. I want to talk about a team that I actually want to see come playoff time. I want to see the Chiefs. Stugatz. I want Patrick Mahomes strolling into my stadium with max confidence. I want Travis Kelsey. I want Taylor Swift. I want the team that lost to Jordan Love. I want the team that lost to Aiden O'Connell. I want the team that trailed 17 to nothing to Jake Browning.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
That is the team that I would like to face in the playoffs. That's the team, indeed, that I would want to face in the playoffs because that team is not very good. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugas. Would the Chiefs take back Priest Holmes? Wow. This is exciting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
It's got to be a former Chief who you think could still muster it up for three games.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Nigerian nightmare. Got to be careful with that one. Why? For me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Because I can't speak.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Thank you, Roy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Moving on. Anyway, you were saying that him and Barry were. What a great one-two combo, huh?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Oh, that was close. Just in general. It's more of a general thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I apologize. Hey, Christian McCoy, see you later, everybody. Yeah, but Barry Word, a lot easier. Yeah. Makes us smile, you know. No nickname, though. I understand. Okay. The Dictionary.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
A hit while it's cold. That's the worst feeling in football. I would say tackling Derrick Henry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
It's a good way of doing it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I'm kind of with you on D-line. Players now being bigger, stronger, faster, right? It has to happen. But then I think back to Reggie White. Was Reggie White the same size as Chris Jones? Because Chris Jones is a lot bigger, stronger, faster than how he long was, you know?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
There'll never be a group of people who say that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
A group of idiots.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Russell was 6'10", T20.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
You're taking up basketball skill. You're just saying as an athlete. I think I'm with you. As an athlete. Like, Russell Westbrook could play wide receiver, I think.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Michael Jordan included. Jokic is second. This is funny. Behind Sabonis. By .1%. So he's right there. Bill Russell, 220. Jimmy Butler, 230.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Be careful with this, man. Bill Russell is a legend.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
get to that level with michael jordan i mean billy at a time willie mays was considered one of the greatest athletes in the world right and that went on for several several decades right and then at some point we just decided to turn the clock i have i have a way to phrase this and then it was bonds griffey jordan the oldest player athlete that we consider a modern day athlete is barry bonds a modern day athlete
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Never on Jordan. He might be the cutoff.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
But I think what Dan is saying is Karl Malone, who was a massive man back in the 80s and 90s, he'd be small today. Yeah, the mailman. Same with the Admiral.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
That's correct. He didn't like the male threes. He liked the male twos.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I need new content. Right. I got to tell you guys, nothing says TikTok quite like David Sampson. Yeah. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Yeah, but in the old days, we used to talk about a team that was good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I got to tell you something, man. You are good. How'd you bring us back to a topic that none of us want to discuss? I mean, you are good and you're making it interesting. I mean,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Yeah, it's a Wednesday. I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Really? Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I think he could. I love that it's three games. I do. Like he needs to see them win one before he decides to join the team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
I don't care about the vacation time. I don't care about the time off. If you tell Aaron Donald to put his fingers in the dirt and give you three games, Aaron Donald's going to give you three great games. He is. And now I'm starting to think of the playoff teams remaining. If they could pull one star from their past, the guy who's retired, who would they take? You like that, don't you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Like would the Eagles take Jason Kelsey? I don't know. I mean... And would Kelsey want to do it? Of all of them? Of all of them ever? Well, you're not going to take, like, you know, I don't know, Wilbert Montgomery. It has to be someone that can still do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
So of the eight remaining playoff teams, I was wondering, like, who would the Bills take if they could take a guy, Eric Maltz? Eric Maltz could still give you – I don't care that he's 50 years old. He's nice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Yeah. Yeah. I think the Rams are going to make it to the Super Bowl. Well, you've said this. I really believe it, though. Chris Sims keeps telling me how good that team is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Well, he does, and yeah, I'm stealing it. No, Billy, because when I asked him last week, would you be shocked if the Rams made it to the Super Bowl, He said, yes, he would be shocked, but not shocked if they made it to the NFC Championship game, which in hindsight, I probably should have challenged them on that because if they can make it that far, they can make it to the Super Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
So I'm not really taking Sims' take. I'm taking Sims' take one step further. That's all.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Well, that's Chris Sims. I think what Billy and I have discovered is the Chris Sims you see on TV, that's not Chris Sims.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
Yeah, but he doesn't do that on, you know, Football Night in America, Sunday Night Football, Yo-Yo, What Up Homies. He doesn't do that. He does it on his podcast. He does it with me and you on God Bless Football.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
You know what it means when you have four Zagakis, Dan? I don't. You don't have one. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
Time to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Yeah, we pivoted while you were gone.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
The Marcus Smart arc is really crazy, though, because he was so beloved in Boston, right? He makes two first-team all-defensive teams. Then he signs a four-year $77 million extension in, I think it was August of 2021. He goes on to win Defensive Player of the Year the following year for the 2021-22 season. The contract extension kicks in.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
He plays a year for Boston, then gets traded for Chris Stapp's Porzingis. Boston goes on to win a championship without him, and then he gets shipped from Memphis to Washington now. I mean, that is heartbreaking. Marcus Mark.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Bison Dele was added for the final nine games of the regular season of the 1996-97 season. In the playoffs, he had five double-digit scoring games, one double-double.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Tuesday. If we need to, if we need to wait for the proper guests to really put a punctuation on this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Racism is evergreen.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Yes.
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugats.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
I want to thank Tony, too, for this move at the end of every show when he throws the paper at the... You missed! The best. I do it every camera. Any time I'm around a camera, I throw a paper at it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
Oh, my God. Oh, one of the great stories in the history of ESPN. 23 years on television. That's a good point, Dan.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
Oh, no.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
This is the Don Labrador Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
Oh, no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
Nah, bro. Nah, bro. That ain't it, bro. That ain't it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
See we're done with that. Let's not come back. You did it. You can't do that any better. He nailed it. All right We're done with that. All right, you did it. Don't bring up the vultures anymore.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Don Levitard. Again, started on the breakfast flan. Oh, man, I've been singing a song to myself all morning long. Breakfast flan. Stugatz. Have you never heard the breakfast flan song? No, hit me with it. Okay. I wish I had some breakfast flan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Waking up on a breakfast like that.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I saw some Heat fans do not like it. Heat fans can criticize Jimmy Butler. If you criticize Jimmy Butler, then all of a sudden he's the Heat guy. Well, you did say it was a failure, and they should have known, and it was a waste. Well, they didn't go to multiple championships. They do not know. I mean, you're not first, you're last.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, reading. Reading Schmieding. Jesus.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
How about you trust us? I mean, I've been on one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Heat Stroke
Stugatz. Stugatz. This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
You're just trying to take a picture of the shark, and then the shark eats both your hands and the phone.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Truly horrifying practical joke. Is that animal cruelty or funny?
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Until I say it, it hasn't been said.
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
It's time for Against the Spread.
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
Against the spread. Against the spread.
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
Those are not the same thing at all.
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
That's not true! That's not true! How did you do that? How did you do that? Come on!
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugats.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
The Dade County Youth Fair comes back on Thursday. We went last year, didn't we?
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Wow.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Yes, it's a retro youth fair.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Yeah, two Americas on that one.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Don't click images. He'll know he made a genuine mistake. He's right on one definition. The other definition, however... Well, he said he dressed...
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
You should be watching me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Don Libetard. Photography's not as hard as it's made out to be. And now with computers, I mean, you can make anything look like anything, Dan. It's almost cheating. It's not fair. If you push a button and it takes a thousand pictures, you're going to find a good one in the batch.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Haven't you ever passed by photographers? I guarantee you when that shot was taken, we didn't just hear, that's not what you heard.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Can I ask you something about house really quick, just because you mentioned it, and I feel like we're not going to get back to it. You just said that when you had a cat sitter at your house and your cat would scurry about and go sneak the food, that the cat sitter thought, oh, that's just one of those house noises. And we all just kind of moved on.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
That's like one of the weirdest things we do as like a society, right? Is like we just like there's noises in your house. You're like, ah, it's just a house noise. And it's really just because like I don't want to deal with whatever that noise is. So as long as I don't know what it is and it doesn't sound like it's too serious, that's just a house noise. And we're not going to address that.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I feel like that still doesn't stop Uncle Rick, though.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Headband's wild, yeah? The headband is crazy. Especially because he has a buzz cut.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
The guy in the green back there that he's beating very clearly tells me this was like a B-team situation.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
No, I'm just saying I feel like there's so much going on that there's just a certain level of sound that you just allow to occur. And you're like, I don't really need to know what that is.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
He got his stroke, though. That also looks like a very much younger Tony.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Unless he's being lapped. I'm telling you, he'd be getting second place in Heat 3. And that's fine. But he was also on the football team.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Meanwhile- No, it's just there's always one temperature down here so wood doesn't get colder or hotter. And everything's like concrete too.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I don't like the way you're setting this up at all. I was thinking today just walking in. It was his strategy today.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I was walking in today just thinking because I saw someone doing something. I'm like, that person's kind of weird, right? And then I thought, well, like to that person, they're normal, right? And like, I'm weird. So like, I'm positive. No, it wasn't you.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
No, it wasn't you. So it was someone that was like running down the street, like going for a jog, doing something. And I was like, that's kind of weird behavior that this person has.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
No, no, no. It was a particular, we don't need to get bogged down by this. So the point is, I saw it and I was like, that person's weird. But to that person, what they're doing is totally normal. And I feel like that's the case for everyone, right? Like weird people don't know they're weird.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
They just think that to them, because of their circumstances, what they're doing is completely justifiable and not weird whatsoever.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I don't want to say what it was because maybe the person works here. It wasn't me, wasn't it? It wasn't you, though.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Anyways, my rating is a 4.91. Woo! I'm not proud of it. It was a 5 for the longest time. But here's the thing. I don't use Uber all that much. I only pretty much use it when I'm out of town.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
No, but can I tell you why? So a few means that like... No, it means one bad score really throws it off. If I get a three, then it throws off my five average. I was at a five forever. Then I looked at it and it was like 4.8 something. I was like, what happened here?
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
You know what you did? No, I know what happened. I didn't do anything, in my opinion. This is what happened. I was in Washington, D.C. Great city. I was going around. We were checking out the monuments, whatever, right? Because of where we were. Gotta get the big buster. We got an Uber, and then the person couldn't find where we were. I guess there was closures or whatever.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
So the person had to do multiple loops around. Then it was raining, so we were standing behind this column. Then they couldn't find us, and it became this whole thing. And I was like... I'm sorry that I'm in an inconvenient spot, but I'm a tourist, I don't know where I'm supposed to be. So then I went back and I found that I got a three on that ride.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
And I was very upset because I gave the person a five, even though they kept us waiting in the rain for a very long time. Now, I have a strategy on Uber. Because I know that I can be weird, as you have described me. You said I'm weird.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Well, this is what I'll do. I'll never hit the option to not talk to me, right? But what I do is I play the game, and it's weird in the sense that, like, so I'm the one that's being driven around, but I am catering to the driver the majority of the time.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Like, I try to get the vibe of the driver based on the music that they're playing, based on if they're starting a conversation with me, based on if they're talking on the phone. Like, I try to see what kind of experience the driver wants to have, and then I try to provide that experience for the driver, just for this rating that doesn't matter.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
much only use it like when I'm on vacation so if it's been a quiet ride because we haven't spoken much right what I'll do is I always end on a positive note so when I know we're like three or four blocks away thank you
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
When I know we're like three or four blocks away, the information that I have taken in while I've been in the seat, I figure out what is like the simplest like softball, small talk conversation that I can start with this person that I know will go favorable for them. And I show interest in what I've experienced them doing.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
So like one time when we were, I don't know, we were like in Chicago or whatever, right? We're driving around. It's pretty quiet most of the time. And it was a Tesla that I got picked up in, right? And I have not been in a Tesla before, especially not an Uber, right? So then I start talking and I go, you know, you like this Tesla? Because I know Tesla drivers love talking about Teslas, right?
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
So like I waited a little bit. I'm like, how do you like this Tesla? He's like, oh, I love it. I'm like, yeah, it's kind of cool in here. He's like, how do you charge? Do you have a charger at home? No, I go here, I do this. I'm like, how long does it take? So I just start talking to him about his Tesla because I know that's what the Tesla driver really wants to talk about.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
No way. The guy loved it. How do I charge it? Yeah. No, chargers? Guys, no. Some people have home chargers. Some people have to go to charging stations. And when you go to the charging station, you have to wait an extended amount of time. This guy, in case you were wondering, which you're not, this guy didn't have a home charger because he lived in an apartment. So he'd have to go somewhere.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
And I was like, well, how many miles do you get when you charge it? How often do you charge it? I just get into what I think they want to talk about. I start observing them, and then I ask them questions on the way out. One time when we were in Austin. You're a .9. That's good enough.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I want to get it up, though. Here's the thing. Once you're not a fiver, you can never be a fiver again. I don't know.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
So let me ask you something. The lower numbers, I'm assuming it's always someone else's fault, right?
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
They couldn't have been on her account. There's no chance. That has to have been like a group of friends that someone else got. There's no way that you've thrown up in a car and you have it that high twice.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Almost immediately. I can too sometimes and I'm not even black.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Just to get that Uber rating up. You cracked the door. It's one of my icebergs. It's Obama, huh? And then I see which way they go and then I know which way to finish with.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Hi, Georgia. That's a beautiful name. How are you? Fine. I'm hoping you can help me out. Happy Valentine's Day, by the way. Thank you very much. How's the restaurant doing? Very good. The restaurant is near and dear to my heart. You know, I got engaged there.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Yeah, I got engaged there. So, you know, I love Hustletown. It's one of my favorite cities. I got engaged at your restaurant. So the city and the restaurant mean a lot to me. I really botched this one up. So I'm hoping, Georgia, you can help me out, okay? Yeah. Okay. So I was supposed to make reservations at your restaurant tonight, and I failed to do it.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
And so I've been calling in favors all day. Like, I just hung up the phone with J.J. Watt, and he said, listen, you can throw my name around and tell him that you and I are friends. I love J.J. He's the best. You like J.J.? Sure. So he said, listen, if I have to call on your behalf, I will, but just saying my name there should get you through.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
And so I'm just trying to get a table for four tonight at 730, if possible. Prime time, then.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Last minute dinner reservations, they're very stressful. Everything is last minute for me. And so what I told Dan, when it gets down to the last minute, you got to do what you got to do. If I have to use Levitard's name, I will use Levitard's name to get me into a restaurant. If I have to use Will Perdue's name in Chicago to get myself into a restaurant, I will use Will Perdue's name.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
And I have used Will Perdue's name to get me into a restaurant. And so restaurant reservations are really me at my best because I'm doing it last minute. And I know I have to lie. When I know I have to lie, I'm Really good at life. Maybe you take someone from the 730 category, that range, who doesn't quite have the promotional platforms that I have. You bump them down to 530. Boom.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
You put me, Luke Longley, and Ron Karkovai, 730 prime time.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Listen, I'll bring Willie Galt. I'll bring Willie Galt. Willie Galt.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
What if I brought Barack Obama? I mean, a friend of a friend. I will make a call. I'll see if the Obamas have Valentine's. But if I bring him in, I got the table, right?
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
But yeah, but Barry likes to eat later.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
But I get my table.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Listen, I got engaged there. Well, you'll save my marriage. What else might be, you know, the end of my marriage? I got engaged there to my wife 15 years ago. You know, I got engaged there. That's certainly a go-to line. I got engaged here five years ago. this place really means a lot to my wife. We've never been to that city. We've never been to that restaurant.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
But listen, those are the keys to getting yourself a reservation when you're calling 16 minutes before you have to be there on your wife's anniversary. Fake romance. You have to say, it's my wife's favorite restaurant. There are dozens of restaurants across this country that think that they are Abby's favorite restaurant. None of you are.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Oh, God. I am Clark University's all-time leading scorer in lacrosse. I hold every record. I mean, I graduated 20 years ago, and I still have all the records, every one of them. I am top in points, number one in goals, number one in assists, points per game. I'm a legend up there.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
I had a great season. I really did. I had a great season. Our team, 1-10. But I had a great season.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Well, that's a good question. Confused, certainly. They're confused. Why is this person talking so long to me? Why is he telling me about Will Perdue coming into the restaurant and bringing roses from
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
If I say one name over there, one name over here, roses over there, wife's favorite restaurant over there, anniversary here, hopefully they're confused enough or they just say yes. That's the whole key.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Yeah, no problem. I am notoriously great at commitment, but let me get you this phone number here. I'm going to give you the right number. It is 954-TRO. Okay. T-Y-A-Z. I mix Trot and Yaz. They're my two favorite Boston athletes ever. That's how I do it. All right, so we're going to be there at 1230. We're really looking forward to it. Again, I got engaged there.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
This means the world to me, so this is unbelievable. And my wife is very excited. I'm assuming it's, you know, I'm bringing all these people and it's comped.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
OK. I do think the table for 17 on Christmas Eve at Prime Italian was the one time where someone got mad at me.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
And when they asked me the name of the reservation, I said Levitard. Unbelievable.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Okay, let me get that from Dan. Hold on a second.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
This is behind the bit. This is behind the bit. I miss ESPN. I miss it so much. I miss those four letters that got me into every restaurant in America.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Winning in the playoffs, not an illusion. It's a heat check. He's on fire. Stugatz. Harry, Ash, Jalen, Brunson. Thumbs up clutch, that's why we won. New York knows you are the best.
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The Big Suey: What'd You Say? (feat. Ryan Blaney)
Don Levitard. What is the worst part of the life? Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: What'd You Say? (feat. Ryan Blaney)
What is the worst part of the life?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Well, I can tell you that house for a week is a couple of million dollars itself. That's not right. That can't be right. I think it is, Dan. He's going to be 48, by the way.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Chris, I'm saying you can rent it out for a week, take every single room so you have it to yourself, and I think it cost a couple million dollars.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I could stay there for $1,000 tonight. Yeah, but that's one room. Mayweather's not interested in a room. He wants the entire house like we did for the Super Bowl. And that's a different kind of cost, that's all I'm saying, because you're purchasing every single room for a week.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Eli was wearing a suit. Eli was there way too early.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
You did it, though, man. I was proud of you.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Yeah, you're going in. Good teammates you got there. Squeezed my knee while doing it. We knew what we were doing.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I had Nick Lachey call my wife from there.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
For starters, Dan, he has invited 400 of his closest friends and family. He's going to spend $5 million pretty easily.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
It's 400 of his closest friends and family. You cannot have 400 close friends.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
You get it customized. So this is a normal bowling ball. Oh, really? All balls come with no holes, and you get your hand fitted to it. Okay, let's be clear here. A listener sent this to you, Greg. Look at that. That is yours right there. Wow, I'm honored. Miller Lite.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
In fairness to Greg, if you know Greg, you know he wants the logo of the show on the bowling ball.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
You do. I don't think you do. In fact, I would say you're not having pancakes unless you're having them with syrup. No. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Love that. I have some details on the Mayweather party, by the way. What's that? ATV tour. Roller skating. Nice. Bowling. And more. Bowling?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Greg, don't you think it's easy to spend $5 million in a week if you have 400 friends and family coming? Oh, for sure. And you're paying for everything. In South Beach. Right.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Oh, it was great. How could I forget? If you have 16 people in your wedding party... No one has 16 friends that are that close to them. Nobody. And Mayweather thinking he has 400 friends. Those people are just coming because they were invited, right? It's a free week. And paid for. But 16 friends, what happened to just two or three friends?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
If you get married again. I haven't, you know. I feel like it's a sliding scale with you. It's who's done the most for you lately.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Like I may be in contention.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Well, I'm not questioning your marriage. I know it's strong. I'm wondering if your friends have changed, if you would take a different approach.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Greg, you know what happened to me this morning? I took out a piece of bacon, and it was stuck to another piece of bacon.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Yeah, exactly. But why do you have to do it? You don't have to. But why do people do it?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
What? You have feelings? You don't want the listeners to imagine you calling your wife pookie? Not really. Huh.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Nice. Because names change in times of passion. They do. They go on. Go on. Well, I mean, you'll just you'll say anything. I mean, you will say anything that is like. Come here, my little firecracker. Wow.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I've said it. Firecracker. Good guess. That's my pet name. Little Firecracker. Anyway, this is all you're doing, Greg. Yeah, it's your fault.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
No, Kia is not from Canada.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Dude, I'm wearing a bathing suit on my head. I know, but I've turned on this game.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
What? What if Kachuk gets hurt? Oh.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I know. So would you rather win tonight's game or win the Stanley Cup, essentially?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Right, the way bacon was intended to be eaten. I mean, thank you. That's exactly right.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I have an update on the big dog, by the way. He's getting $50 per live read.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Come on, man. But if you eat the correct foods, will you ever fart? No. No. That's what I'm saying. What a misery. I mean, seriously. Everyone has to fart, Dan. Farting feels good. Feels great. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Melinda, that's a great name. Perfect name, yes.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
So I'm familiar with those alleys down on South Beach. That was one of my questions. Like you're doing this at a very uncleanly place.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Because she's... Blood woman.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Littered, yes. So she comes in a car? A big car, yes. A Suburban. Like, who is she with? Is she with the Red Cross?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
She just collects blood? The Red Cross? Yeah, I mean, what are you giving blood for?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Act like you've been there.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
That is cute, though. This is what is happening in the studio, cute. What is happening there, cute. You can see how I had to just listen to what the instructor was saying. Sometimes it's easier if you just do as you're told. One more time, a little nestle here.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
That is control. Yes, surrender. Meech, I want to see you 20,000 feet up in the air and see what you do. Listen, I'd do exactly as I'm told, but I'd be less jealous about it. Exactly right, thank you, sir. All right. Thank you, Ethan. All right, Ethan.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Don Libertard. To us residents...
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
It's better. You think I haven't been practicing? Stugatz.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
But what happens is it's just easy for people to either co-opt or denounce based on, wait a second, you made fun of something. that I like or that I believe in.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
I think also sometimes people don't catch what's happening. Sometimes people don't understand what's happening. They just see the bland optics on the top. I'll give you a great example. Andrew Schultz interviewed Trump when he was on the campaign trail. And everybody was like, oh, my God, I can't believe Schultz would do that, da-da-da. And then I said, did you watch the interview? Like, well, no.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
If you watch it, what he did was, like, it was subservient the whole time. They were making fun of Trump, but doing it in a way that Trump didn't pick up on it. Because, like, they praise him for stuff and then, like, throw in some stuff. Like, it's crazy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
But they're doing that in the middle of the thing. And I can't count how many friends are like, oh, it doesn't matter. Either they said, well, no, he was just sucking up to him. And I'm like, he was making fun of him to his face. Or they said, well, it doesn't matter because they gave him a platform. I said, well, at the end of the day, this is the part where I do agree.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Yo, if Theo Vaughn has an opportunity to book the President of the United States, he's not going, well, that would be terrible for numbers. Of course he's going to do it, right? Because all of these guys, and this all starts with where? It starts with, once upon a time, hey, you're a comedian, you want to make it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
You better be at either the cellar or the comedy store and hope that one of these TV execs sees you. And then you get your Seinfeld, right? Or you get cast in Tommy Boy or whatever it is. Or you make it to SNL. Get an SNL audition. Right. And then like, oh, I have my half hour special on Comedy Central. Oh, I got my hour special on HBO and then Netflix, right? That was where it was.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And then all of a sudden, and one of the guys who foretold all of this, that look, these gatekeepers who are telling me that I'm not funny. Or I'm not good enough to have my own hour special. Or I'm not good enough to have my own sitcom, whatever. But I see the crowds that come out when I do shows. I'm selling out everywhere. Night after night, two shows a night. It was Andrew Schultz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
He told me this in like 2015. He was like, all this network stuff is dying. The audience is there. And like about, I want to say a year or so later, he put out his special for free on YouTube and it did crazy numbers. And that's what Schultz knew. Oh, they can say you're not good enough. Doesn't matter. Well, I have my own economy, my own industry here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And so once you've created, this is the model now for comedians. It's not, I've got to impress the execs over down at Viacom. Now it's, oh, I just have to do something that brings enough people to the shows and supports my content wherever it is. So if I have something, because this is the economy of the Internet, doesn't matter if you hate it or you like it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
as long as you have a feeling about it, that is monetarily beneficial to me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Number one. Number two, Dan, I would say that when you say, oh, a stand, take a stand, the only stand comedians have to make, and I got to quote Brad Williams on this one, ha-ha or not ha-ha? That's it. All they gotta do is make it funny.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Don Levitard. If Daniel Day-Lewis did it, you'd be jerking off all over yourself. Oh, come on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Dan, for every George Carlin, and George Carlin, you're right, for everything that you said, he's remembered as, I can give you a Jerry Seinfeld. who has never done anything topical of that nature that indicates one way or another.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Again, if you're middle-of-the-road funny, okay. But if you're funny, man, we respect and remember these guys for being funny, for making us laugh, man. I'll give you another very toxic example. Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby's most memorable... Whoa!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Easy is pirate slang.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
I be wanting a swig of your rum.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Listen to my words.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Hey, honey, I'm trying to buy that Tetas hat on eBay. How much does it cost? A thousand doubloons, me lad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
So yees, a lot of yees. I think there's some yees. It's not even that. It's like Jessica said, you would not understand what they're saying. It's so common.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Yeah, it's hard to read, yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
That is so whack. A most unpleasant tale told. I don't know whether that was a pirate. It's a pirate.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
You landlubber.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Fortune does not shine on young Harrison.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Allow me to tell the tale of Heat Clippers from last night as a pirate, please. Our matey, gather round for a tale of the Heat Clippers showdown. The Miami Heat sailed into the battle against the Los Angeles Clippers, bringing fire on the court. The Heat crew, led by their swashbuckling captain, Jimmy Butler, chat GPT, what are you talking about?
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Were battling to keep their spot in the standings, while the Clippers, led by the likes of Cry Leonard and one-legged Paul George, were ready to plunder the seas of victory.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
The game was tight with both teams exchanging blows like a mighty storm at sea. In the end, it was the Heat who came out victorious, outlasting the Clippers with clutch shots and solid defense. Bang!
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
So I told Chad GVG, do the game from last night. And it's kind of cheating. Because it says, ahoy, matey. Here's the tale of the Miami Heat's clash with the Clippers on March 12, 2025. The Clippers set sail into Miami's waters. I'm like, wait a second. This is exactly what you did the other one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
They do, yes. But although, here are some highlights. Not often with Kawhi Leonard, though. James Harden hoisted anchor with 24 points and 11 assists. Harden. Harden. Harden. Harden. Charting the course for his crew. Bogdan Bogdanovich plundered a season-high 30 points and hauled in 10 rebounds. Doesn't make any sense. That's not the right verb there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Did you guys see Stephen Adams last night? He looks most like a pirate. Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Do you... I'm sorry. I'm sorry we're boring you here, Jess. Jess is like, ah, I heard something about ballplayers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
J.R. Tolkien. Stephen Adams, you were saying? Stephen Adams, so him and Mason Plumlee got like tangled up. And Stephen Adams did something that I don't think I've ever seen a human being do before, at least not to a seven footer. So Stephen Adams does this thing where he walks, he's like, I'm trying to walk away, but he's walking into Plumlee. He sticks his arms under Plumlee's armpits.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And that's when I like to go, it's like, I'm just trying to move forward. I'm just trying to move forward. But that's when I realized what he was doing. He proceeded to try to lift him. with forearm strength only. Dan, I don't think you are appreciating how hard that is. This right here being the only muscles to use to pick up a seven-footer and then drop them to the ground.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Arr, gather round, matey, and let me tell you about the mighty Stephen Adams of ye Houston Rockets. This lad be a true sea dog, a beast of a man who ain't afraid to get down and dirty in the paint. With the strength of a hundred men, he be a force to be reckoned with, fighting for every rebound like it's a treasure lost at sea. Now let's do Pig Latin.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
He may not be a flashy swordsman like some of the other swashbucklers in the league.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Argh! Gather ye round, ye scallywags, and let me tell you about the Dan Levitard Show, a crew of misfits that sail the airwaves with wild stories and raucous laughter, like a band of old pirates setting sail for chaos. At the helm, ye got Captain Dan Levitard, a wise Kraken sea dog who's never short on opinions and always ready to steer the ship into uncharted waters.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
He's got a sharp tongue and a knack for bringing the ruckus, with his crew always falling close behind. Bringing the ruckus.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
That's what I was going for with the hear ye, hear ye.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Well, Dan, according to ChatGBT, the Dan Levitard Show will be a rollicking good time. A place where nonsense reigns, be it the kind of nonsense you can't help but enjoy. So hoist yourselves, you hardy pirates, and get ready to join this crew for a wild ride on the waves of hilarity. Arr! The waves of hilarity.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Are we calling Bill Burr Woody Plage as well? I don't know what you're saying there. Stugatz was harder on Elon Musk before anyone was. And now here comes Bill Burr, horning in on Stugatz's territory.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
I don't think it's punching up or punching down. I think what you're witnessing is this is comedy. Comedy pushes back at whatever the conventional norms are. And so the conventional norms for the prior six, seven, eight years were moving more and more to this. We can't joke about that. You can't joke about this. And so comedians are wired. Oh, watch me joke about this.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And so now what's happening is because everything is shifting and the power has shifted and now the culture has shifted, you're seeing Bill Burr being like one of the first guys like, oh, you can't joke about that because now that's what's in charge now. And he's like, watch me joke about this. What a quack.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Musk. I don't I don't think podcasts like the comedians I know. That's not like, OK, guys, jokes aside, let's take our clown makeup off and let's have a serious conversation. They're not doing that. No, that's still there's still it's it's not different from stand up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Stick that in your rocket and smoke it. So, and I would argue that, again, these are most of the comedians you're talking about are, they have, things have shifted around them. Even Rogan. And I'm not like, I don't, I'm not saying, oh, Rogan's right about everything or smart or brilliant or whatever.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
But prior to like 2019, I would say, most people, most people on the right would be like, Rogan's a lefty liberal thing. Like the weird thing, this is, it's forever. Just like 9-11 was something that changed how people view everything. COVID is going to do that forever. Because the number of people who were like, that guy's a quack, and then that guy would say something like,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
I don't know about this vaccine. And all of a sudden, everyone on the right was like, I always knew you were cool. And everyone on the left was like, you're dead to me. That's what happened for a lot of comedians, a lot of people. Man, I remember, I was just thinking about this the other day, Bradley Beal and Kyrie Irving were like, I don't know about the vax.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And all of these Republicans were like, yeah, this Kyrie Irving guy, he's great. Like, Kyrie Irving, everything he had espoused up until that point would be the most anti-Republican thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
So I see it similarly with a lot of comedians where it's like, like Mike said, Bill Burr was complaining about cancel culture and like everything being too sensitive and right wing people are like, yeah, that guy's cool or whatever. And then what happens is he continues to do his humor, which isn't shifting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Sure. I have to come in there. I will come in in a second and try it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Okay. Terrific.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Dan, I got to tell you, this is the best mulagua I've ever had. There you go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I didn't say anything. That was intentional. I appreciate the slurping sound. This is great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
The old bait and switch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
This is lamb. What can you have?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Don't put that in front of Dan. Here comes Jose.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
No, no, no. Jose's coming in right. I know who Danny is. Thank you. Oh, I can already smell what's on here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Based off the description.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Remember, Australian lamb. Well, you're not supposed to use your opinion.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It seems like a moment you wouldn't forget.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Dan, you remember those days. You were on the Cal Beat. Do you remember? Exactly right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
What if a Miami hurricane gets arrested and goes into his court? I mean, obvious. There are obvious reasons. He'd recuse himself.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, that's right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Dan, I'm all for advanced metrics as long as someone can explain them to me in a way that I can understand, that I can digest them, and they have impact on what it is I'm actually watching. To Greg's point, I don't need 18 miles per hour. I don't care how fast you're running. Are you scoring touchdowns? I don't care how quickly you get there. Are you scoring six points? That's all I care.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Schatz Fired
And Tony is so right about the vibe. I love Tony Romo. That's how fans love football. It's a vibe. Big play, right, Jim? Yes. They're down here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying to my wife.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Schatz Fired
I mean, in Billy's defense, he did have the Mina Kimes sound at the ready. And the laugh. I mean, who could forget?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Try Wieneron for size. Want to hear about it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Schatz Fired
That is a good laugh. You think he gave me the joke of my last name?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Schatz Fired
I'm guessing David thinks he should be in the Marlins Hall of Fame. And I'm not certain he's wrong. I mean, he did win a World Series as team president. And got a ballpark opened.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Samson is no longer running the team, though, to Greg's point. Samson could be in the Hall of Infamy. No, but when they got the new ballpark, David, that team did spend money. Now, they didn't spend it well, but they spent money.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Like in the next two years. And then how long after the fact? Right.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
I was wondering which gates he was at. A couple of them. You know the gates.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
As only a visitor. A paying or invited guest. Yes. Like, he just wants to see the hall?
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
I'm just asking. He takes it seriously, Dan.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Are you okay with the class for the Marlins Hall of Fame? The first class. Wait a minute.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Schatz Fired
David Sampson belongs in the Marlins Hall of Fame.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
It's exactly right. And now his job is to negotiate against me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Schatz Fired
So you thought it was common knowledge and you're wondering why it is you got aggregated.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
There's sunglasses in boxes today. But in my bed in the hospital, ending our lives all the same. Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
One question was like, if you could change closets for the day, who would it be with? I said, the Pope. And I said, I love his look. I love to be able to anoint. The Pope's look.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Yes, sponsored by Juergens. You mentioned Nick Foles. Is he the greatest quarterback in Eagles history? And do you believe Tom Brady when he says that he likes Nick Foles?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
You really backtracked, though. You really caught yourself. You got a little loose with the sports guys, and you're like, some women's flag football game, and they're like, not that I have anything against women.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Look at him. We've been raging.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
I know my role. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
No 60-yard runs on the first play. No 60-yard touchdown runs where he breaks three tackles on the first play. Can we not have that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
I'm not certain either of the giant Super Bowl teams were any good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Eagle fans would rather win the Super Bowl rushing the ball 36 times for 229 yards like they did yesterday than doing it through the air. It represents that team, according to Eagles fans, is very representative of their city and what that city is all about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
I guess having Patrick Mahomes would feel better. But you're right. Like, yeah, you're right. They're to our city's identity. They run the ball. They stop the run. They do the basics, the little things, and that's how they get it done. But it's not even the little things.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
But it was so hard to see that. That's why I give the Giants a pass here. It was like the running back position has been so devalued that how could they possibly think giving Saquon to the Eagles would mean the Eagles would go on to a Super Bowl and maybe win it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
The worst thing that happened to the Giants and Joe Shane and Brian Dayball is winning that playoff game. Because they were almost forced to give Daniel Jones, I know it sounds crazy, but they were forced on the heels of that performance to give Daniel Jones the contract.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
But if the Giants have Saquon, are they any better than they were this year? I mean, maybe a couple of games? Maybe.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
And if he got the ball first in that game, they would have won.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Jake, are you talking shit? I mean...
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
I mean, there's a VCR there. I mean, VCR. I think that's a reel to reel.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
It's changed already. It started at one and a half. It's up to two and a half.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
I imagine Bradley is not searching for Super Bowl tickets. They just showed up in his inbox this morning.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Don't backtrack. Don't backtrack. You didn't want to go to a women's flag football game.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
He did, and he didn't win. So if Saquon wins a Super Bowl here, he is the most famous Barkley in Philadelphia sports history, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
But Stephen A. Smith debating Donald Trump is Super Bowl numbers on television, right? That would be electric.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
It would be. You're telling me there are people at home. You know, a lot of people like sports. A lot of people in this country like sports. If you said to this person, Stephen A. Smith is debating President Trump tonight. They're not watching. Everyone's watching.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
So no one's asked Greg what the bet is?
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Well, listen, this is not something I actively think about, all right? You guys like to think that I'm sitting around, you know, twiddling my fingers and coming up with a plan to take down Greg Cody. I don't think about Greg Cody. I don't know what to tell you.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
What about Dan, though? Dan's got to watch the game with these people.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
It'd make a comeback. Exactly.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Oh, the fans love this tournament. Am I the only one that wants to see what the other 18 takes were from Alvaro? Yes.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
You keep saying that it's too low, but every sound we hear, they're all amazing. Give me a 12. 12.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
That's too high. That's too high? Yeah. All the ones we've heard already are better than that. What was that?
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
There. There. There. What do you think happened in the game?
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
I mean, everybody knows that's a one seed. Come on. I don't know what that is.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
What? That's a number one overall.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
That's good. You know you're about to watch something good when you hear that.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
It's not very famous if you have to tell us what it is, though. Who's Wilheim?
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Very famous, don't know what it is.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
That's what I'm saying. I feel like that's a song.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
I still don't even know who Wilhelm is.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
It was about the usage of her television time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Who Broke The Bill Belichick News?
He works hard. Billy, this is so funny. Last week I was saying, are you confident enough in your sources to just put the news out there?
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Hour 1: Who Broke The Bill Belichick News?
Now, Dan, do you know who Ali is, by the way? Do you know his connection to Billy? I do not. He voted him as, you know, one of the top 10 NFL insiders.
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Hour 1: Who Broke The Bill Belichick News?
But I thought Paul agreed with Taylor saying, you know, I'm not shocked that ESPN is taking credit for something that's not their report. He was being a little condescending about it.
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Hour 1: Who Broke The Bill Belichick News?
How do we get Chris Cody on the Feinbaum show? I'm in. This should be our mission.
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Hour 1: Who Broke The Bill Belichick News?
I'm worried about your dad. Yes. Are you going as a family? Like, what are you doing?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Who Broke The Bill Belichick News?
But Billy is right. That guy's not going to be a great receiver in the NFL. There's no way.
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Hour 1: Who Broke The Bill Belichick News?
But if you're asking, will it get better for Deion at Colorado? I'm not certain. In life, of course it will. He's about to see his son be drafted in the first round.
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But I think this is what Dan is asking. You should be able to build off of what he just did over the first two seasons, right? Or is this the pinnacle for Deion Sanders?
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But you are left to wonder, were those the reasons Deion went to Colorado? So we can get his two kids, those two kids, as top five picks in the NFL. Jeff, what does he do now? I think that's a fair question to ask. What's he going to do? And if he does nothing else, that's fine.
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It's beautiful. All right, let's stop this. I mean, Frosty would have been better, but it's beautiful, Dan.
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It started with Gus Malzahn.
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It's wearing on me. All of it. Football never stops. Lucy, too. It hurts.
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You had a bye week, though.
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Peer off the bye, huh?
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Right. I told Lucy, Dan, if you fail, that I will call Major Applewhite. I mean, I did. I told her that. I have his number. I will call him. I've called him before. I will call him again. Also, I suggest perhaps Ricky Williams and Chris Sims, who was a quarterback at Texas – Except, I'm not certain anyone at Texas likes Chris Simms. That's a problem. No, they hated him. Yeah, they don't like him.
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Just out of curiosity. Because you needed Billy, the Wade, everyone behind you, right?
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Taylor! I'm trying to make connections here, Dan. Neil deGrasse Tyson went to Texas. You have his number, right?
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Like Donna Kelsey. I mean. Juju, what cousin? He's your first cousin, second cousin, third cousin, Darius Slay? Darius Slay, my third cousin. That's ridiculous, Juju. I've got to be honest with you. He's a third cousin. He's not a first cousin. I mean, you should root for the Bills. What? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. They're your cousins, though.
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So I'm saying, like, third cousin, he should probably go with the team that he's been rooting for his entire life. But it is big play slay. And so maybe that takes a third cousin down to a second cousin.
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Yeah, but I recall Dan saying it as a compliment because who does that under the radar like that?
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Chris Cody's winning every poll. Especially not last night because that game was over. That's why I did it. I was sad. Yep.
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I know. Like, if we asked last week, would Alex Smith win the Super Bowl for the Chiefs, it would be like 2%, right?
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You'll get an answer for us before the end of the segment here?
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I don't know where my phone is. And the racism. Don't forget that.
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Wow. Nice. Amazing. I'm sorry, Stugatz. That's a big loss for me. Great American ballpark.
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Wings after ice cream.
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It's a 5 a.m. flight. This is the worst I've ever smelled personally. I can tell you I buried a good five or six right into a cushion.
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My watch is very expensive.
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Snuck that in, huh? Guy is so far away from winning a Super Bowl.
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To me, it wasn't a beeline. I felt like it was a beeline. I got to be honest.
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Stephen A. was going from station to station, and he had a group of people around him. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw me, and he beelined straight to me and gave me a big hug. I will admit, he did stop dead in his tracks.
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I don't remember what my answer was.
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How much would I tip who? Well, that's the question.
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I'd like to think if I won $50,000, I'd give $5,000 to someone responsible. Someone. Just someone. I don't know. Pit boss. Someone.
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So I still net out $45,000. Jackpot.
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It's just a single dollar to a single person.
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I'm trying to present that if I'm a guy who kind of stumbled into some money, that I would be free with my money. I would hand it out.
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I bailed on a few guests. I'm not going to lie to you guys. I was I wanted to get out of there. Like I had a plane to catch. My daughter's playing in a lacrosse game over the weekend. And we had done is to Dan's point, I think 19 interviews a day. And one day Billy wasn't there because he was ill. Billy ill. And he got there late. So I was just tired. I wanted to get out of town.
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They're different flights, Dan. Mostert was on the way there, I believe.
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That's fine. Didn't need to hear from him there. This is why I left, by the way. I mean, just everyone debating elbow, no elbow. I was trying to help. No one would give me an answer. And so I left.
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You're just sitting here talking. It was Emmett Smith.
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That's not what I was doing. In fact, I told Billy if he doesn't feel good enough, he doesn't have to come. We'll be fine. I felt bad for Billy that he had to come. I did. I actually did. But, Dan, let's be honest. Who wants to hear from Donovan McNabb Super Bowl week?
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No, I don't think that one happened. That was canceled. Yeah. The watermelon man was canceled. I had nothing to do with it. I would have stayed. I would have stayed because Mike was so excited for that guest. I would have stayed, but he was canceled. I have a question for Billy.
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Listen, before the week, I would put, you know, if I had to, Donovan McNabb would be like a top 10 guy I wanted. Funny Marco would not even be in the top 100. You guys had a nice conversation. Oh, no, Funny Marco is a top five guest of all time for me. There he is. I never want to talk to Donovan McNabb again.
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Oh, I think Larry Fitzgerald's on the green right there. Stugatz.
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Oh, the sun. To be fair. Alfonso Ribeiro has a great ass.
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had plenty of time for donovan on tuesday plenty of time on wednesday had some time on thursday friday is getaway day this is why i'm telling you that's a stamina issue this is this is why i'm asking you billy what what i mean we did a great hour i thought with me billy bomani diana russini jumped on sarah spain towards the end i enjoyed that hour very very much i mean
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I think Austin would be there for me. No, not for me. Really?
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So when you say great American cities, are you talking about like Savannah? Like what are we talking about here? Yeah, Charleston.
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I got to tell you, Dan, nothing made me feel better than when I was flying to New Orleans and Jimmy Johnson was on my flight. A ball coach. Because I feel better when I'm flying and there's a coach on the flight. I do. We'll take care of stuff.
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He was at Dania Highline or whatever it's called.
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Is this real Jimmy or fake Jimmy? That's a good question.
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Well, which one was that? It was drink... I mean, it was. It was watching a Mormon show. Relax.
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He lost the scoop, yeah. Exactly right, Glazer. I mean, it's Jimmy's retirement. Billy is right about this. Not Jay Glazer's retirement.
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The draft is right around the corner, Dano.
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I have no idea, Dan. You know, Radio Row is turned into media. It's like digital media row. People are sticking telephones in my face. I have no idea what I'm saying, who I'm talking to. I just say stuff.
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Yeah, and sometimes I just want to take a nice little stroll around Radio Row, and I can't do it because people are sticking telephones in my face, and they're asking me questions, and I don't know who I'm speaking to, and I'm just saying ****.
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Then you go back to your hotel. Are you going to go to the game? No. Back to your room, watch the game, get the f*** out on Monday morning.
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No one with access to the game will be closer to the game without actually going to the game, meaning you're so close and you're not going to go to the game, but you can get into the game. Yeah, I will not.
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After a long week of pitching products.
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Mikey, could you sleep so close to the Super Bowl with access to the Super Bowl and not go to the Super Bowl?
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Right. Yeah. We've all been there. That's why he's great. I mean, he makes things very relatable. We've all been at the end of a 10-day cruise, and we feel like hell.
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the worst. Where does New Orleans rank for you in terms of food cities?
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All right, so it's my first time covering a Super Bowl in New Orleans. What you're telling us is it's not Las Vegas. Oh, it is.
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Right. Just the places Mike Golick likes to go to eat, okay? I imagine Philadelphia might be up there, I've got to be honest.
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So Kansas City might be up there for you.
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Mike, where are you on Chiefs fatigue? Are you one of those guys? It's like, hey, I'm tired of watching this great team continue to win over and over and over again. Or are you a guy who appreciates the greatness when you see the greatness?
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You know, it's interesting because Mikey A and I were talking right before you came on with us. We were saying if Nick Sirianni wins this game, he might be considered the greatest Eagles coach in Eagles history. Do you agree?
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A.
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Yeah, it is. It's a great offensive line. Mike, it's such a fascinating game from this standpoint. I think you would take... You would take the Eagles offensive line, defensive line, linebackers, probably secondary. You would take everything Philadelphia except the coach and the quarterback.
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Thank you, Mikey. One game left. The biggest of games. Super Bowl 59. Billy, we are headed to New Orleans next week.
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Right, Mike, but this is your dream Super Bowl. You have Spags versus Fangs.
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We'll get to Spags because Billy and I have a thought here on what Spags should do after the Super Bowl. But I heard Billy, I can't see him, but I heard a sound come out of Billy's mouth when Mike picked the Eagles over the Chiefs. Billy, what is happening with you?
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Andy Reid will be joining Mike Golick and I and you, Billy Gill and Mikey A. He'll be joining us at some point here.
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Mike, it's funny. People talk every year, should Andy Reid retire? Should Travis Kelsey retire? Why on God's green earth would you leave this quarterback?
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But Mike, the larger point is you don't leave this kind of guy when you have this kind of guy. He's just going to keep putting rings on your fingers.
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Mike, did you feel bad for Josh Allen last week?
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How do you feel about Sean McDermott? Do you think that he's keeping Josh Allen from the Super Bowl?
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I mean, you're fired after the Chargers AFC championship game as well. 13-3, yes.
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I'm glad you asked. Spags. Now, Billy will back me up on this because Spags, not only is he a great defensive coordinator, he brings all the Kansas City Chiefs secrets with him. Mm-hmm.
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Right. Well, then we do know, and it wasn't very good. But that's not to say he wouldn't be good his second time around. This is just about secrets.
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Mike, I'm sorry, because I'm trying to get this worked out with Billy here because I can't see Billy. And Mikey, it's annoying me that I can't see Billy because Billy is a bit of a safety blanket and security blanket for me. And I can't see him. And I know he has questions for Golik.
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I know it was. It was going so well. Better when you couldn't see me. Why did I ask for him?
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Mike, do you think Jason Kelsey is enjoying this?
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No, but Mike, I mean, from this standpoint, he's been retired for one year. Yeah. And you would think the offensive line would suffer without one of the all time great centers, but they have actually gotten better. And Saquon Barkley has had a year for the ages. And I'm wondering if Jason Kelsey says to himself, hey, I should have waited one more year before.
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No question. So you were headed down the path of who should Jason Kelsey be rooting for in this game, and I would tell you pick a side, like enough. Pick a side, and it should be the Eagles. It should be your brother.
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I think it's a series of skills competitions. I think that there's a flag football component, isn't it?
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Right, like imagine Junior decided to go to Alabama instead of Notre Dame, and they played in that national championship game. You would have been rooting for Alabama, right?
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That's where he draws the lines. That's where blood is no longer thicker than water.
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Mike, as a former defensive player, we'll get you out of here in a second. We look forward to seeing you next week in New Orleans pitching product already.
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Yeah, no, he doesn't, Billy. Mike, what I was going to ask you was, can you tell us as a former defensive player, just because I don't think we really know what we're watching every Sunday because we just pay attention to the quarterbacks and not interior play, what makes Steve Spagnuolo so great at his job?
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All right, Mike. We appreciate the time as always. We'll see you next week in New Orleans. What a game it's going to be. Andy Reid either becomes the greatest coach of all time or Nick Sirianni becomes the greatest coach in Eagles history. I mean.
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It is. I look forward to eating with you, Mike.
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All right. You going to punch Billy when you see him or what are you going to do?
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Oh, that's so nice. All right. We'll let Chris Sims punch him. Yeah. Ha ha ha.
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You're saying these prop bets are exclusive to Kay Funk? He's the only one who has a chance to pick them?
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Is that how you do it when you're done with that? Just see you. We'll see you.
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I mean, there'll be some sort of pickleball podcast with Justin Verlander. What?
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Do you like betting prop bets, Billy? Do you like for the Super Bowl? Are you a prop better?
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Get out of here. No one loves football more than you. I'm sorry. It's the truth. I was just wondering, like... Three prop bets in a game is one thing.
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Having like a dozen or so prop bets on a Super Bowl game is something I'm not really down with.
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Wait, wait, Billy, are you not familiar with some of these square bets? Like for the Super Bowl, they're higher than $2,000. Not with Mikey. That's a low one.
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yeah i'm in one four i'll get i'll get like four eight do you guys right four eight for ten thousand dollars two thousand dollars exactly do you guys work today eight's not bad though it's not terrible it's not bad actually right do you guys it's the five you know what last year five two do you guys remember last year we had a game we were all gonna go in on together
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Well, I'll tell you, speaking of me covering stuff, if you want to get into one of these Super Bowl boxes, I will pay the $2,000. Me and you, 50-50. How about that? Let's do it. Done.
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Yeah, why wouldn't he take that deal? We split it 50-50.
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This is for Mikey. I'm doing it for Mikey. I'm going to buy one for myself and one for me and Mikey. You want in, Billy?
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Watt got all upset saying, hey, when you're a fifth alternate, we have jumped the shark on the Pro Bowl.
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They're not going to give me a box unless I pay up front.
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Fuentes doesn't think this happened. You think this happened.
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was railing against. Hold on a second.
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And he said this out... 50% stake in Fletch's team. How about that?
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Yeah, Mikey's right. Billy, I have a little secret for you. He'll take five. I mean, just send him five. He'll take it.
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You got me thinking. Yeah. You got me thinking about like gambling scams. I'm not certain. Like Mikey, I think you send that guy $2,000 and there is no box.
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Billy, how do you feel about doing this to Kay Funk?
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I want to put Mojo's name in K-Funk's boxes.
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Something sadder than the football season ending?
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Let's be honest, before they installed trivia into the proceedings, it never really was a football game. They were never playing a football game Pro Bowl weekend, though. It was two-hand touch.
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But it's been a long time since Sean Taylor's been with us. God rest his soul. May he rest in peace. But since then, give me someone else. You name one name.
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Hawaii was incentive enough for these guys to want to go.
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You have to build up to Orlando. You don't build down to Orlando.
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Once you've reached Hawaii, there's no turning back.
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That's too nice. Too many people are going to want to go. I think you're right on Orlando. I think they got together and they said, let's pick a city where no one wants to go.
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We're not going to go to Orlando, but we're also not going to Hawaii, and you take your family somewhere in between.
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But I love that that's the foundation of your argument. Mikey, it's the ramifications of telling your mother-in-law no. Exactly right.
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But when you tell your family Orlando, it's not that big of a deal.
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Are you thinking, like, stress fracture? Are you thinking Achilles? Is it a grade 2 ankle sprain? Like, what are you thinking here?
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Well, maybe there's a spot for Mikey. Mikey has to carry you now from station to station. Wow.
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You know what, Billy? I call this week getting back to basics.
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Yeah, it's the week before we go down or go up, in our case, to New Orleans. It's a great city for a Super Bowl, I've been told. I've never... I've never covered one there, but I'll be interested to get Golik's thoughts because you know Golik loves food. That means he loves New Orleans because New Orleans is known for its food.
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While Golik is there pushing diabetes medication, which is fantastic, this is what I love Super Bowl for because Mike Golik is there shoving stuff into his mouth, and then he's on Radio Row promoting diabetes and how to prevent it. Anyway, so Mike Golik is going to join us next. Stu Gatz here for my friends over at Miller Lite.
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I'm sorry. We're actually closer to the point where Belichick only has to give up a million and not 10 million.
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Listen, with all due respect to Billy, he's on the recruiting path, Billy. I mean, you know what happens when you're on the recruiting path. I mean, you turn the rest of the world off. You focus in, you hone in on your recruits. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure.
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No, I don't think so. I don't know what options they have at quarterback. I think Ira Rodgers might be their best and only option at quarterback.
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Here's what I love about the Jets hiring Aaron Glenn, and I'm not going to do the thing where I get excited just because it's a new coach. I don't know if Aaron Glenn's going to be a good head coach. I have no idea, okay? The last time I saw Aaron Glenn on a football field, his team, the defense he was in charge of, was giving up 45 points to the Washington Commanders.
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But here's what I do know about Aaron Glenn. He is a former Jet. He cares about that organization. He cares about the fan base. He knows how frustrated we are. He wants to try to change it for that fan base. And this is his dream job. This is an end job, end destination for Aaron Glenn. No one, no one has ever had the dream of being the Jets head coach. No one. This is his dream.
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He wants to be the head coach of the New York Jets. And I'll take that. I will take that. The bar has been set so low. I'll just take a guy who wants to be the Jets head coach. And this guy wants to be the Jets head coach and wants to be for the next 20 years. I'm good with that.
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Let's get Austin Eckler, our buddy, who's playing in a game this weekend to try to get to his first Super Bowl of his career. That's on the TV side. You'll hear Eckler on the audio side as well, but we'll start off with Vinatieri on the audio side. Adam Vinatieri, the all-time leading scorer in NFL history, by the way, is with us before the conference championship weekend.
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He is with us on behalf of Colt Safety Impact Awards. What are you doing with Colt Safety, Adam?
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That's a good job out of you, Adam. We'll ask you about it again on the way out. Mikey, when you see Adam Vinatieri there as a Jet fan, what are the emotions that you're feeling right now?
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You've given us enough middle fingers. Trust us. Yeah.
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Wow. Why is kicking become so difficult in the NFL, Adam?
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Wait, Adam, has a coach ever sent you out when you were playing? Did a coach ever send you out for a kick and you're like, hey, coach, I can't fucking kick it that far. What are you doing?
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Well, perhaps there is a job in Adam Vinatieri's future. Has Belichick reached out to you to be the special teams coach at North Carolina?
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I mean, you get a lot of big goals for him.
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Sorry, Billy. What surprised you more? Was it Belichick going to North Carolina or what appeared to be the lack of interest in Belichick at the NFL level?
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz. Thank you, Mikey A. Championship weekend is upon us. Eagles, Commanders, Chiefs, and Bills. What a great weekend. I also get sad this time of year, Billy.
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Which Super Bowl meant the most to you? Was it the one you won without the Patriots, with the Colts, or the four you won with the Patriots?
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All right. Does icing the kicker work? I've always wanted an answer from a kicker. Does icing the kicker work?
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All right, we're going to get you out of here. We appreciate the time. Adam Vinatieri is with us. We'll have you promote that one more time on the way out. We play a game around here. It's called a drive for your life. You have to choose one of two quarterbacks. OK, you're down six under two minutes. No timeout. You need a touchdown to win the game. It is a drive for your life.
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You play with both guys. There is one correct answer to this question, by the way. Brady. Or Manning. Wow.
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All right, how about a kick for your life?
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Let me think of two good kickers here. Right, Justin Tucker. Oh, not this year. Yeah, not this year. Or Mark Mosley.
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Well, no, but I do wonder if he notices what Mikey A did to him there where he pushed the field goal for your life out to 52 yards to take yourself out of. Oh, that's not nice. I'm just saying. Not nice. All right, one more time, Adam, and we appreciate your time during a busy time for you. Tell us what you're doing with Colt Safety Impact Boards.
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That is fine work by you, sir. Would you mind if Mikey A, just because you gave us so many middle fingers during your career, would you mind if Mikey A just gave you the middle finger on the way out here?
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On three, let's do it. On three, let's give Vinatieri the middle finger. On three. Wow. One. Billy, you could do it, too. I mean, he beat your team a ton. You're a Dolphin fan.
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It is time for this week's edition of Steer Your Guards presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. NFL Conference Championship weekend. Just three games to go this season. Makes me sad. 3-0-1 a week ago. 86-50-4 on the season. 7-2-1.
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for the postseason quite simply the greatest season of sports gambling in the history of sports gambling I'm talking to you Jimmy the Greek I'm talking to you Hammer and Hank Goldberg I'm talking to you Chris Felica the Bear I'm talking to you Stanford Steve I mean how about that Here we go. Let's keep it going. Conference Championship, two games. The early game, NFC Championship game.
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Commanders at Eagles. Eagles, minus six. Buy it up to six and a half. I'm taking the Commanders here. They win the game outright. They win by four points on the road. Nick Sirianni gets fired after the game. It's ridiculous. But anyway, Commanders, Jaden Daniels, rookie quarterback, going to their first Super Bowl. Commanders win. They cover. Commanders by four points. on the road at Philadelphia.
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AFC Championship game. The rare Super Bowl before the Super Bowl. Bills at Kansas City. Oh, what a game this is going to be. Bills are plus one and a half, buy it up to two. Why? Because when these two teams play, it's usually close. But I am taking the Bills to win the game outright. They're going to beat Kansas City. Patrick Mahomes not getting back-to-back-to-back. Nope, not happening.
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Tom Brady's still the greatest quarterback ever. Bills, plus two at Kansas City. You're buying it up a half point from one and a half to two. The Bills win the game outright. They win by 10 points on the road in Kansas City, and they take on the Commanders in the Super Bowl. Those are the picks. Good luck, everyone. Stu Gatz here for my friends over at Miller Lite.
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You know, we were discussing the Baseball Hall of Fame this past week, and let me tell you something. Ichiro, not a first ballot guy. CeCe Sabathia, not a first ballot guy. Ichiro, 70 some odd percent of his hits are singles. How about you sprinkle in a double? You know who is a first ballot Hall of Fame beer, though? Miller Lite. Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
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It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Taste like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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Billy started there because you were on for like five minutes before we went live and no one congratulated you. And Billy's right. We're assholes. Congratulations.
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I'm wondering, Austin, we're talking to you and you're about four days out from playing in your first championship game for the right to go to the Super Bowl. Can you articulate for us and the audience what you're what you're going through right now, what you're feeling emotionally right now?
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Have you lived in Washington long enough to hate Philadelphia and its fan base the way the rest of the country does?
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All right, Austin, I'm telling you right now, you score a big touchdown NFC Championship game. You're keeping the Eagles from going to the Super Bowl. The fans are going to get on you. They're going to get on you quickly. Where is the family situated? What are we doing with them? I'm concerned about Mel. That's what I'm concerned about.
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But if you see something that you recognize, might you go up to Dan Quinn and say, hey, they're going to run this?
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Were you surprised at how easy it was for your offense to move the ball on Detroit's defense?
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Brady was calling that game last weekend and he was talking about Jaden Daniels and talking about his mentality of Jaden doesn't think he needs to wait. Jaden thinks he's going to win it right now. And that's the kind of mentality you need to be Tom Brady to be a champion. Do you sense that from Jaden? Like, hey, I'm not waiting. We have an opportunity right now.
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Is this indeed the biggest game you played in? It has to be, right? Of course.
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Can you get yourself? Are you superstitious? Like, can you get yourself to even think about playing in the Super Bowl?
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We're all stealing stuff, Austin. What, uh, what has surprised you the most about Dan Quinn?
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Billy mentioned your former offensive coordinator. How about your current offensive coordinator? Does he smell good? What? Cliff Kingsbury. I mean, I'm just wondering. He's a good-looking guy. I mean, he's probably the best looking coach in the NFL.
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Have you been to Kingsbury's house, like that bachelor pan that he has?
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That's what happens, right? That's the benefit. There you go. Oh, that is so good. Is, is this the most excited you've been for a football game in your entire life?
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I love that everyone thinks this is going to be like a shootout because it's Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes, and I have it as like 13-10.
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Actually, you could just stand next to Dan Quinn and say they're going to run it to Saquon. Yeah, there you go. Hey, I know they're giving it to Austin. It is kind of interesting because when we first started doing this show with you, running backs were on the decline. And now the running game, a couple of years later, the running game is back, right?
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I don't want to put any Super Bowl thoughts in your head, but I'm just thinking if you do go on. I'm just based on what's happened to him this year, based on the fact that he's married. He's probably wanting to start. I don't like the direction this is going in.
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It would be a good way to finish a career.
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Right, but the Chiefs do have a great defense, and I'm just saying every Chiefs game, just about every game has been a close game. Win or lose, all the games have been close for the most part.
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Hey, don't say that about Spags. Come on. You love Spags.
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Does Mel know all the rules? Like, has she mentioned New Orleans to you?
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We'll get you out of here. Do you have any extra tickets, though?
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Austin, we're rooting for you, man. Good luck. Listen, I don't want to jinx it, but I have you guys, and I am on a heater this year, but I have you guys beating the Eagles and moving on to the Super Bowl.
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All right. Thanks, guys. We're so happy for you. What an exciting time for you, for Mel, for your entire family. So good luck on Sunday, man. Appreciate it. And hopefully we get it done, you get it done, and move on to the big one.
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All right. Oh, yeah. No, I do. I have a lot of it on you to score a touchdown. So make sure Quinn gives you the ball when you're down close.
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But he's not in a suite because it's always 70 degrees in a suite. No, no, no.
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Thank you. We have we have a lot of questions for you. Billy was asking, what do you do once football night in America is over? Are you sad towards the end of the NFL season? Are you happy?
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I think Billy's calling bullshit on that. I think Billy thinks he's never shed a tear towards the end of the season.
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Right. Got it. I want to have one of your kids on to give us play-by-play of you crying during the Super Bowl.
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PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned Podcast, Football Night in America. Chris Sims with us. Hey, sad Chris Sims is with us here on God Bless Football. Bill's Ravens last week. Just going back to Lamar Jackson before we look ahead to the games coming up this weekend. And there are two great games coming up this weekend. But, Chris, the problem.
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You know how you can filter your search? You can go from most expensive down to cheap. Billy starts at the cheapest.
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Why Lamar Jackson will never be viewed the way we view Patrick Mahomes, the way we're starting to view Josh Allen, the way we looked at guys like Tom Brady. is simply because he makes, in big games, not during the regular season, but in big playoff moments, he makes big mistakes that cost his team a chance to advance and move on. The other guys don't. Josh Allen does it. Patrick Mahomes does not.
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And that's why Lamar Jackson will always be third or fourth in that class of quarterbacks, and I'm including Joe Burrow.
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People don't realize the importance of that, Chris, putting it on the numbers, putting it in a place where a guy doesn't have to break stride. It's a game of inches. We kind of make fun of that cliche, but it really is when you're throwing a football. I am with you. That is on Lamar Jackson.
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Chris, it's funny because I think most people, when you see Patrick Mahomes taking on Josh Allen, they're expecting, you know, like a 42 to 35 game. I think we could be in store for a defensive battle, like a 17-13 score. Do you?
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Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes being turned to the game managers. I mean, well,
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I do. I do. Because, Chris, I'm sitting here and I'm doing the numbers. I'm looking at the quarterbacks. Now Jaden Daniels is involved. Burrows in the AFC. Mahomes is in the AFC. Josh Allen in the AFC. I don't know if there are enough Super Bowls for Lamar to win one.
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Maybe they have 10 years left. We have no idea who's coming down the pike. But what we do know is that Jalen Hurts is playing right now. We know that Jaden Daniels is playing right now. There are a number of good quarterbacks and not all of them are going to win Super Bowls. That's all I'm saying.
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How surprised were you by how poorly the Lions played against the Commanders?
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Chris, what I love about Jaden Daniels, you spent some time with Jaden Daniels. So let me frame it this way. Let me ask it this way. There are four quarterbacks remaining, Allen, Mahomes, Daniels, and Hurts. My guess is the time you spent with Jaden Daniels, did you get the sense? He thinks he's the best one left of the four remaining.
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But I think if you're a Washington fan, correct me if I'm wrong, you feel pretty good about your chances because you have Jaden Daniels and because Jalen Hurts appears to be hurt.
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Let me ask you if this is acceptable. No elements if this is acceptable because the forecast for Kansas City this Sunday, okay, at kickoff is 35 degrees.
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Sometimes teams go on a run in the postseason, Chris. You've seen it. You can't explain it. All of a sudden, the Giants are in the Super Bowl.
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I was talking about his time with the Patriots and what it felt like to know you were never out of a game.
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Tom Brady of the backyard. Just what you were driving for when you set out on your football career. What'd you make of the Jets hiring Aaron Glenn? Would you make it that higher?
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I think what's great is this is a dream job for Aaron Glenn. Like, no one has this dream. No one dreams of being the New York Jets head football coach. This is a final destination for Aaron Glenn. He wants the job. He knows how tortured the fan base is, and he wants to try and help turn it around. And that's as good as Jet fans are going to get at this point.
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But it's a nighttime 30, Billy. It's a nighttime 30.
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I don't know. I mean, what a debacle. They have two coordinators who are a game away from making it to a Super Bowl. They had in-house coaches, and he didn't choose any of them.
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Ding, ding, ding. Troy Aikman. That was like some weird PSA or something like that.
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Right. It just dawned on me. That has to be hell in the Sims household, like Eagles and commanders. That's terrible for you, man.
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Sims, is a Giant fan in you rooting for Saquon Barkley, which means there's a Sims rooting for the Philadelphia Eagles, which Big F***er would not be happy about that.
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Billy, here's the difference between Chris and his father. His father is rooting for both teams to lose on Sunday, both of them.
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We're going to have Adam Vinatieri, Austin Eckler, and Chris Sims joining us on this episode, plus the picks. On the TV side, we will go to Austin Eckler coming up next. Vinatieri will be on the audio side.
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All right. So it sounds like you think Bill's Eagles in the Super Bowl. Is that fair?
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A little steak dinner, New Orleans, Radio Rose, Super Bowl week. What do you think, Billy?
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You? I'm thinking Wednesday. I'm thinking a random day. Okay.
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Sims, we're going to make this happen, though, right? Definitely.
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I can't wait for us to ask Sims where we're going for dinner.
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Well, just know that you got 10 wins and know that K-Funk got 10 losses.
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I'm just trying to get to it. So Mojo, he's so confused.
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I want to hear from Carl Douglas on this. Go ahead, Carl.
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Wait a minute. There are no rules here except when Carl Douglas raises his hand, he speaks.
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Carl, if you want to move up to second place, just let Billy know.
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Mojo has something. Yeah, Mojo has something, K-Funk. It's Mojo's show.
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Yeah. Close it out. Yeah. Close it out. So the audience can hear it. Okay.
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All right. Gordy and ShareBear who don't care about any of this. I don't know if they have any thoughts. I was going to go to Gabe Funk in a second. But ShareBear, it's a good point by Billy. Do you have any thoughts on any of this, ShareBear?
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Yeah, how about that, Sherbert? Gordy, any thoughts on this? Gordy, anything?
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I think what's going to happen here is people are going to build up such an unreasonable expectation for what they think Bills and Chiefs are going to be. And I'm not certain it's going to be able to meet those expectations. I think Jaden Daniels is going to the Super Bowl. I really do. Jalen Hurts is hurt. He's injured. I don't believe in that Eagles team.
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I believe Rollis or Mojo are in first. The other's in second. Carl's in third. He could be in second if he wants to be in second. He could also jump up to first if he feels like jumping up to first. Is that about it? I'm cool with third. Third is fine, yeah. Mojo said that's no way to live. That's what he said, Carl. He said that's no way to live. You've got to strive for first.
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All right, championship weekend. Yep, championship weekend. Here we go. Commanders at Eagles. Eagles, a six-point favorite at home. Commanders and Eagles. Let's go to Kay Funk first. Kay Funk, who are you taking here?
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And he's going to be like, what are you writing a book? I'm going to publish this? Like, what's happening here?
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Okay, that's fair. Everyone is. Totally fair. Listen, Carl Douglas has to be in court.
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Eagles, minus six at home, taking on the Commanders. This is second place, Carl Douglas, making the pick. Go ahead.
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Okay. Mike Rollis, who are you taking here? Commanders at Eagles. Eagles minus six.
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Give me the Commanders. Sharebear, who are you taking here? Eagles, Commanders.
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It's an odd way to get to that pick, but I loved it. Commanders? Does anyone know who Gord took? Did you take the Commanders then? Really?
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I think Washington and Jaden Daniels going to make. So I'm looking forward to the NFC championship game, to be honest with you, more than I am the AFC championship game, because that game's not going to live up to whatever expectation I've created in my head. And what I've created in my head is this is going to be the greatest game in the history of football.
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Okay, good. All right. All right, so K-Fuck, who are you taking here?
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Yeah, we think. Okay, good. Okay. Carl, here we go. Bill's a Chiefs Chiefs. Mine is one and a half at home. Who are you taking, Carl?
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Okay. Rolling with Patrick. Mike Rollis, who are we taking here?
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All right, Chair Bear, who are you taking here?
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All right. Uh, who are we taking here? Kay Funk.
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Wow. Correct. Gordy, do you have something? It's rare that you wave a finger wanting to get back in. Did you have something there, Gord, or no?
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Oh, my God. And I have to get out of here. Oh, my God. Yeah.
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We have the entire Gronkowski family. Mojo, you're just going opposite that, right? Oh, here we go. Little Gronks.
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You guys, listen, I love you all. I have to run. You guys keep fighting. Billy will handle the proceedings from here. I love all of you. Carl, promote your law firm. Make sure you get that in, Carl.
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No. What matchup do you guys want? We're going to New Orleans. Well, me and Billy are. Sorry, Mikey. Unnecessary. No.
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If it was up to me, you'd be there. It's not up to me. Clearly, nothing is up to me. So, no, it's not up to me.
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Super Bowl wise? Yeah, we're going there. Like, what do you want to see? What's going to get you most excited?
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Right, so they went through C.J. Stroud, Josh Allen, Jada Daniels, if that plays out. Yeah.
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No, I don't want to forget about what you said about McVay because I thought that was great and I agree with you. Quickly, before we get to Vinatieri on the audio side and we get to Eckler on the TV side, what did you guys make of Cohen taking the Jaguar job after saying he's not taking the Jaguar job? Mikey, what did you think there?
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Well, Trent Baalke is clearly not because – Well, listen, it was odd to get rid of the coach and keep Trent Baalke. And so I was just thinking, like, no one wanted to coach Trevor Lawrence. But I guess someone does. Yeah. He got Balky fired, Billy. You get with that? A guy who's never been a head coach got Trent Balky fired.
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
Let's clarify, though, because I was worried that this was like an Earth ender. This is just a city ender, right?
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
I mean, it depends on where it hits. Yeah. But still, it's obviously all bad, but that's better than Armageddon. Yeah. Like, I was thinking... Well, it depends on your point of view. Our room out there was just... Our room was just poo-pooing 3%. They're like, oh, 3%? We're still good. I'm like, are you guys bleeping crazy? No.
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
Well, they're doing it through the prism of how can this impact other sports? So they're like, hey, Stephen A., just bring it to other sports.
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It's more of a steam room than a... Man, I can't stop looking at Mally.
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He just answered it. I'm more Ethan's speed.
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That's the steam you hear, by the way. Yeah, I was trying to figure out what that was.
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I had an unnamed producer from the other room tell me the other day that the U.N. men's basketball team is one of the worst teams he's ever seen play.
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This is an electric... I'm seeing that the LA Galaxy beat the New York Red Bulls in the MLS Championship 2024.
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This episode of the Dan Lebitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We need a fire tailor. That was pretty rough.
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The close-up. While we're catching up on Jess's movies she's watched, let me catch you up on the Venmo bucket presented by Venmo. A light week for the fines, honestly. Only Dan was fined yesterday $1 for a mistake. $1? We're going to have to step this up next week. And my dad had to do something earlier this week that was finable.
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But one fine this week from the Venmo fine bucket, $1 for Dan making a mistake.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
This is the Dan Levatard Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I'm trying to follow. I think I'm more confused now than at the beginning, so I'm sure it'll crystallize at some point. But we're in a bunch, we went even, we did go back to 03 a couple times there. And I almost got stuck. So I'm just trying to make sure, it sounds like Jimmy Butler and Pat Riley have a riff? Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I would tune in. Haven't watched, we'll watch if that's going to be on the docket. And then I will also say, from a Jimmy Butler perspective, how did he come to Miami? Was this known information? Does he typically behave like this?
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
So when you play stupid games, do you win stupid prizes is my question. And again, I'm still getting the information, Dan, so I apologize. I'm like trying to put it together. But in that example you said of you don't get to go, what do you mean you don't need me? If that was the case prior to and you sign up for it, it feels like he shouldn't be surprised by... A duck being a duck.
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Are you the guy or not? And that is the Pat Riley. Are you the dude that can continue to rebuild or not? It's going to be uncomfortable. Change always is.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
But when you have two big dogs, and one says, I'm the guy, which means I should call the shots, and the other one says, I'm the guy, and I should call the shots, and they want to leave, if I'm with that person or we're tied to the hip, then go do your thing. Because I have no, absolutely any fear That I'm not going to still be the guy.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I'm not going to be who I say I am, which is the person who can continue to reload with D. Wade, LeBron, Jimmy Butler, Hero. They'll be somebody else. Go do your thing.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Hey, yo, Murda, you wildin', fam. That's crazy. Hey, yo, Cammy, yo, he's wildin', fam.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Yeah, that's crushed that man Thanks, man, incredible spoof music Thank you very much. I don't understand why you guys aren't scared of Justin Timberlake's lawyers, but somehow the Ball Brothers lawyers have shaken this whole establishment.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
You're a damn copyright lawyer. That's a part of the explanation.
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Maybe four. Maybe? Maybe four in a possible. I would say Mahomes, Lamar, Allen, and Burrow are bona fide guys. Bona fide. Five, the closest is probably Stafford. what matt stafford he has an ability and over time he's like he just knows it he's an older that guy he's an older that guy but in this age he might be that guy you have somebody else you think should be in there the kid from washington
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
And this week will tell us a lot about Jaden Daniels. I'm a huge Jaden Daniels believer. As I am a C.J. Stroud, he took a step back this year. That's undeniable. And if you asked me this time last year, C.J. Stroud was a guy. I still think he is the guy. But there's going to be growing pains, and I think next year for Jaden Daniels, we'll determine that.
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I can't make you a the guy in the first two years of your career.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Look, I think there's four guys in the league that any given year, they have an ability to take their team to the Super Bowl.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Burrow wasn't even in the dance.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Wow. I'm a big fan of spoof music. Always have been, always will be. If I didn't have to make money, it probably would be what I would do on a daily basis. There was some cultural appropriation there.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Tanks out. Yep.
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That's why I was Panay Sewell over Jamar Chase. But it was still, when you watch Burrow... He's not, he was a dude. And CJ Stroud is a dude. I don't wanna make it seem like he's not gonna be there.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
It's not like a direct, you don't just step over a thin line between them. You're not respecting this.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
There's just a guy. There is a dude. A dude, uh-huh. And then there's the guy. Okay, fine. CJ Stroud, Jaden Daniels are dudes.
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Baker Mayfield? They're dudes. Baker Mayfield is... He's not a Jack.
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Look, there's only 13 people in NFL history that pass for more than 40 touchdowns in a season. Baker Mayfield is one of them. A special.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I have Tua in the dude category.
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That's good. I think, again, a dude has to have certain circumstances to get over the hoop. Is Brock Purdy a dude? Brock Purdy is a dude.
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Yeah. I think Brock Purdy is way more special than people give him credit for. Jalen Hurts? Dude category. Dude? Okay. So we've got a lot of dudes.
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There's a lot of dudes. That 5 to, like, 12 era? Bunch of dudes. Is dudes. Justin Herbert. And look, even the guys that are in the guy category, which, again, I have four right now.
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Herbert? He's the dude.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Like, you've got to have an ability to be like, yo, I can't find that on the street. That's not anywhere in the draft. Okay. That's not anywhere in free agency. Herbert is a dude. All those guys have potentials to be the guy. Whatever their maturation time and their development time is to get there, changes.
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You know what it reminded me? What's the song? Who sings the song Informer?
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Snow. I was 34 when I realized that was a white dude. His name is Snow. What a Canadian. So was Young Jeezy's.
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Yeah, so I was supposed to hear and think that this dude was a white person from Canada. doing Jamaican dance hall music. That was the through line I was supposed to take from that?
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No, I disagree. I disagree because I think back then, it's like in my neighborhood, tiny, The homie Tiny was 6'6", 285.
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Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Ice was on the nose.
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But I think they were playing into the fact that you would hear the music and not just think, oh, that's ironic. You know what I'm saying? There was a rap group, and I only know this because I went back to my mom's house in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. And in this old box, she had this box of trading cards of MTV Raps trading cards. Oh, wow. Okay.
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And on this card, there was a young rap group named Young Black Teenagers. Yes. Wasn't DJ Scribble in that? Yes. Three white dudes called Young Black Teenagers. So if you hear the music and the group name is Young Black Teenagers. Right. You're not going to be like, oh, it must be three white guys.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
So when I hear snow and I hear Caribbean music. Canadian white dude?
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
From the very first time, because his name was Snow. I think that was your culture. It was very literal where you're at then.
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It is a very liberal country.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Yeah, he does. He does. He looks Irish?
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
But if I'm like, yo, meet the homie DKO, you'd be like, oh, okay. No.
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DKO. Oh, yeah. DKO? Performer? DraftKings originator.
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I don't let Amin's takes inform how I feel about myself. Informer! You know how I found out he was white? Looking at an old Jim Carrey sketch from The Living Color. Can we play that? Do we have the rights to play that?
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Get right on that, Mike. I mean, I don't want to give us any lawsuits here.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Wait, tell me this. Why can we play the Shabba Ranks game? instrumental song.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I'm there for sure. I don't even really know what the hell is going on with Jimmy Butler. I've been on this show for three weeks and you guys mentioned it and I kind of just try to stay quiet. Because I don't want anybody to know that I have no idea what the hell is going on. But I've slowly caught up. Okay, but so let me put in front of you the power dynamics at play.
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Going way back. Hold on, real quick. You guys didn't want to give too much. No, yeah. So now we've rewound it to go through the whole thing.
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I'm listening. Related to a beach boy.
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I'm always in 2003.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Who is Afridi Hardaway?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Zo, Shaq, Smush Parker. Chris Quinn. Wait a minute. D-Wade. Jason Williams. They're all right. I mean, stacked roster. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
What position is Hunter playing? All of them. Okay.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Don't ever look at that. Are you looking at it? Nope. Did you look at it before? I try not to, but I think everybody needs to know about that.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Duval. It's haunting.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
A little Rob Ryan. Roberto Ryan. Looks like Jerry Garcia.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
A doozy. Boom. Mm-hmm. Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
No LeBron! No Kareem and no LeBron! How do you do that?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
No Kareem in the top three? No Kareem?
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
Yeah, once they get into the top 10, then they play Virginia, then they lose and we stop talking about it.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
Don Levitard. Are the stakes that high that if Angel Reese loses to Kaitlyn Clark, you need to start over again as a race? Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
I think he's from Germany originally.
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Did you celebrate- My Santa thinks ketchup is spicy.
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You better be careful. You're going down the line right now.
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You already said the thing. Fix that diarrhea.
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Dan Levatard. Florida claws back from down 2-0 because they were getting their asses handed to them by Toronto to then get lit afire underneath them by their head coach, Paul Maurice, who did the thing. Remember how the run was sparked last year? Stugatz. He called them a bunch of P's and B's. He did the thing again. Called them a bunch of P's and B's, and then, boom, five unanswered.
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You win the division.
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Jamel, no opinions on the Niner season ending last night? Was this a window closing?
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That's a minor tweak that you're talking about here, Janelle. These are major, major pieces.
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No one is happy for you. It takes you to the end of the regular season, too.
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I got the Jets. I'm keeping it. They're playing the Jags.
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That's true. Bengals are at the Titans.
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He's got to pick a replacement.
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Well, actually, you kind of broke the order because David's son picked his second helmet.
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First L coming there. Wait, what's David's team? David, what's your team?
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I have the Saints?
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Primetime.
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That was an interesting situation because he was also new to that team.
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Isn't he a former Toledo Rocket as well?
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You don't have the unknown of can he get it done in this sport.
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Yeah, Kirby. People that have had recent success. More than Belichick. Sark. Kyle Shanahan, if he were to come to the college game, I think it would be. That's a good one. I like that one. McVay, too.
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He wasn't met with universal fanfare, though. Stark wasn't met with universal fanfare, too. Yeah, I'm curious. I find the reaction to it puzzling because you can have your questions about it, but when you apply the context of this is North Carolina, it's a basketball school. Football is an afterthought. They have trouble engaging their biggest boosters. They don't make it to Charlotte routinely.
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This is a home run hire. And yeah, okay, there's a succession plan. And yeah, OK, there's this weird buyout that goes from $10 million to $1 million on June 1st. How does that line up with the NFL calendar? Also, I would say it's just $10 million. That's not going to stop an NFL owner from hiring him in this cycle. And I'm sure he probably has a plan for that, too. It's probably involving his son.
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Stugatz. Yours is terrible. You just got to get a little redder. A little pinker. You're right there, man.
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Oh, his is good, Dan. That's actually not bad.
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That's not terrible. We got to come together.
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Oh, let's talk celebrity sighting. At Disney, I saw a famous NBA referee. I don't want to put his business out there because, you know.
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It was a couple months ago, so yes, in season.
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And it's one you see in the playoffs a lot. It's one of the big ones, I'd say.
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Bill Kennedy? Coochie Mane.
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I sent it to friends. Okay.
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That was awesome, though. I'm like in the... The new, I was at the new ride.
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You sound like a cop, man. And I just look down, there's nothing better than seeing someone like that. That you're just like, oh, look. My wife couldn't have cared less.
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That would be like if my dad, every time I said something decent on the show, was like, good job, Chris. Good job, man.
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He said that number. That was a bonus right there. Was that one of his white grandparents? That was Hawk's number that I followed. Paternal. Paternal.
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They bring you back to the closing of it? Yeah.
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But either way, there's something there that we're not getting when we just say, oh, my God, I can't believe it was just Anthony Davis in one pick.
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No deal. No, that's when Rich Paul picks up the phone and calls LeBron. He doesn't call Bronny, by the way. He calls LeBron. I'm going to call his father. See you later, man. Good talking to you. All right. Kanye tweeted about it, by the way. That's how big a deal this was. You guys realize that?
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Kanye was in the middle of a rant, and then midway through, he's like, I don't watch sports, but apparently Luka just got traded. That's to tell you that this deal was so big, it cut through the sphere of ignorance. That surrounds Kanye West. And I mean that term in every way.
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Yes. His ignorance was pierced by this deal. Look, Miles Garrett ain't moving that needle like that.
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I honestly thought it was a baseball player. I was like, what baseball player? Did something happen in baseball where they got this guy coming on? I thought maybe, I don't know, maybe New Marlin or something.
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Well, first, I'd like to start off by calling you an absolute fraud because there's no way you go to the bathroom for number two and you're not on your phone. What are you doing? You're just alone with your thoughts during that time?
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A newspaper, maybe. If you told me, oh, wait, I still pick up the paper. No, there are books in the bathroom. There are physical books. Okay. Okay. I stand corrected. You're rereading these books? Have you finished them? Do they get new books? I'm in the middle of like seven different books.
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I mean, go ahead, please. OK, so, you know, obviously I got notified of this and my buddy who let me know said this is the biggest trade in NBA history. And I wanted to fight back and say, no, no, that's not true. We're just being prisoners of the moment. I thought about it like.
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This is the biggest trade in NBA history because we've never had two superstar players in their primes, and Anthony Davis, yes, is still in his prime, getting traded for one another midseason like that, let alone completely caught off guard for the entirety of the league. I want to thank...
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Rob Palenka and Nico Harrison for showing everybody that you don't have to whisper, hey, I think we're about to do this deal. You should go out and tweet and see what the public thinks. No. Do your business behind closed doors. All these leaks that we've accepted as this is just how things are nowadays in the internet age. Nope. There are still people who can keep secrets.
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And by the way, you know who one of those people are? Danny Ainge. Because he was the third person in this deal. Danny Ainge made this happen by being that... kind of stowaway zone where Jalen Hood Schifino ends up.
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I think this is the part where it gets complicated. It gets tricky. Because when you have a 25-year-old face of the franchise, maybe perhaps one of the faces of the league, cornerstone superstar player, It's not like dangling, you know, Duncan Robinson in a deal, where it's like, oh, my name's in the rumors. Like, ah, you'll be fine. It doesn't work like that.
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That is, you only get one shot of trading a guy like that.
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Because also, if, let's say the Lakers had said no, or if they had gotten to a place where the deal wasn't going to get made, You want to be able to walk back into that workplace and not be super freaking awkward because you tried to trade the face of the franchise. The need for secrecy means you cannot go around talking to a bunch of people.
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And when you think about it in that regard, I understand. Apparently they talked to two teams. One of them was the Lakers. We don't know what the other team is. My theory is it's Milwaukee and it's Giannis Antetokounmpo. That's, as I look through the caliber of players where this deal would work for Dallas.
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listening to what Nico Harris is saying he prioritized in coming back in this deal, and then a superstar that you had to have believed might be available.
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Denver with Jokic, San Antonio with Wemenyama, Milwaukee with Giannis. Look, I think Golden State probably says no with Steph, even though we'll say, well, Steph is 35 and this kid is 25 and that's 10 more years. I don't think you can... crater your franchise in that way. And then there's another level of this, Dan, where it's like, I'll say no because I don't think Luka will stay.
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And I think Milwaukee is one of those places. Milwaukee knows that Giannis doesn't have a problem with the market. He doesn't have a problem with the weather. He doesn't have a problem with the lack of endorsements. Giannis' big issue in Milwaukee, if he has one, is when are we going to win another championship?
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And so to have that and know all of those things is way more important than the unknown of maybe Luka will like it, maybe he won't. And so I think that there's a little bit of that at play as well. LeBron knows nothing. LeBron is at dinner and learns at dinner. Yeah. So like that, this is where it gets really complicated. He learned it at dinner. I don't believe LeBron learned from the Internet.
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I just don't believe that if the deal is done and the deal was done in the middle of the game, as I was told, they consummated that deal. Pretty much they agreed to the final terms in the middle of that game. Rich Paul had known for 48 hours at that point once it's a done deal. I think Rich tells LeBron. Maybe LeBron found out during dinner from Rich.
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I do, and I think, Dan, for you, you have a very bad habit. I've got to call you out on this. You lump Rich, LeBron, and Maverick together all the time. They are separate people. They're involved in separate business ventures. Sometimes they collaborate. Sometimes they don't. So in making a point about Rich Paul and LeBron, you said, and they're looking for $5 billion to invest in a rival.
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No, that's Maverick's thing. That's not Rich's thing, and that's not LeBron's thing. But these are lifelong... But wait a minute. I mean... Dan, Dan, should I associate...
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I think Rich Paul is a professional. He takes his job very seriously. And as such, I think he does look out for his client, Anthony Davis, over his friend LeBron James in that instance. Especially because the other part of this is not like they traded Anthony Davis for, again, something else. Let me stop picking on him, but like Duncan Robinson and Haywood Highsmith, right?
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Hold on, hold on. Do you think that LeBron benefited more from Anthony Davis than Anthony Davis benefited from getting traded to the Lakers to play with LeBron? Is that what you're implying?
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Dan, you're not answering my question. I'm asking you, do you think LeBron James benefited more in his life, his career, his legacy from the addition of Anthony Davis than vice versa, than Anthony Davis benefited from getting to leave New Orleans to go be a Laker and play with LeBron James? I do not. Okay, so it wasn't about helping LeBron. Sure, LeBron got helped.
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Sure, LeBron's interests were served. But it was about helping Anthony Davis. Rich Paul was servicing his client, Anthony Davis, in that regard, getting him out of a situation for a franchise that wasn't winning, from a small market, to play with a superstar... who was going to help elevate Anthony Davis. And as we look at it now, Anthony Davis is a top 75 player.
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Does that happen if he doesn't go to the Lakers? Because LeBron's still top 75. LeBron's still considered one of the greatest. We're still having LeBron versus Jordan arguments if Anthony Davis never goes to the Lakers. But is the opposite true? Does Anthony Davis get to be a top 75 player if he doesn't leave New Orleans?
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So on Basketball Illuminati, Ben Goliver just talked about Kyrie Irving being a Trojan horse. We're the ones that elevated to, and that's how Luka gets to be a Laker. And that episode dropped on February 23rd of 2023, I want to say. It was right after the All-Star game. And our whole theory about it was LeBron, me and George Sedano came up with this years ago on LA Radio.
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When LeBron first became a Laker... We warned the audience, the Los Angeles audience, hey, this guy doesn't leave breadcrumbs. He leaves whole loaves of bread. And so Tom and I and Anthony Mays, we went back and we looked at like the all-star drafts because LeBron leaves whole loaves of bread. Who does he draft high in these all-star drafts? It tells you who he likes, who he really wants.
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He took Anthony Davis number one overall in 2020 when Anthony Davis was a Pelican. There you go. That's a flag up. Now, Andy Davis is his teammate. He takes him number one in each one of these drafts. But the next pick he takes is Luka Doncic. And so we made that connection there. We read the tea leaves. We connected the dots. We kept our third eye open.
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And so two years ago, we predicted that Luka Doncic would be a Dallas.
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I am not. So Bomani said it best. we need to stop pretending like Anthony Davis is Dale Davis, which is a great call, great pull by Bomani. He's right. This is an elite defensive player, all defensive team perennial, who is also an elite offensive player.
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There are not too many players in the league that we can say with certainty this guy is both all NBA and all defensive team every year, barring injury or something like that. I'm just telling you, With regards to who helped who, LeBron helped Anthony Davis way more in terms of his legacy and how he's looked at than vice versa.
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All of it. There's something the Mavericks know about Luka that they're not telling us. There is something there that we don't, and I'm not saying it's like, oh, it's medical or it's physical. It might just be they felt strongly that he's not going to stay. And this isn't the first time we've had this. It's going to sound like a ridiculous comparison given what happened afterward.
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But once upon a time, Dan, Darren Williams was looked at as him and Chris Paul, who was the best point guard in the league. He was a franchise player. And the Jazz in the middle of the night, traded him to Brooklyn. We didn't even know he was available. And he had like a year and a half or two years left on his deal.
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So it wasn't even one of those, he's going to read a feed and we got to get something for him. And at the time the Utah jazz said, look, We are not confident that this guy is going to stay. And if he's not going to stay, we don't want to wait until we lose the leverage. We want to go out there and do the deal that we want to do ahead of time. And so they moved them.
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This is like that times a million. And so for me, I'm thinking about that part of it. There's that part of it. Is it a Darren Williams thing where it's like, we got to get out ahead of this? Or is this a... And this is an extreme example, again, Zion Williamson thing, right? Think about Zion Williamson after like his second year.
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if the pelicans were like he's great he's awesome he's this is an elite talent but i don't know i think we're going to be stuck in this cycle of him never getting in shape and and then you know playing and getting in shape and then playing great and then getting hurt again and then he's out of shape and we have to pay him all of this money and our franchise is stagnant because it all hinges on whether this guy is ever going to take that part of it seriously
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if the the pelicans had made the decision in year two we would have killed them for trading him now we look at it and we look at the crater that is new orleans And we're like, yeah, kind of in retrospect, hitching your sails to this guy may have hamstrung you from building something complete. And I look at Dallas and I'm saying maybe that's part of the equation as well.