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Appearances
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
They're soft because you're responsible for them being soft.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
Okay. All right. So who am I taking? Okay. I am going to, as much as I, as much as they frustrate me, they have to get this right. They can't lose to the Patriots. Jets minus seven on the road. That's, that's a big number. Yeah.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
Seven is a big number. I mean,
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
But the fact that the Jets are seven-point favorites, Annie, speaks to how bad the Patriots are. So I will take the Jets here to win by 14 points.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
I'm also not feeling bad for New England. I mean, they had the great Boston for that matter. They had the greatest 20-year run of any sports city in America. And by the way, you said you could relate to me earlier with the Green Bay Packers. No, you can't. You are a bad guy. I mean, listen.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
No, no, no. Listen. You had Brett Favre. You had Aaron Rodgers. And now you have Jordan Love. Jordan Love. You've won a couple of Super Bowls. I get your quarterbacks at the very end. I cannot wait 15 years from today. I cannot wait to have Jordan Love be the quarterback of the New York Jets.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
But I'll tell you this, neither of them are giving him good advice on light.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
Hope. The Rams should hope. They're getting Cup back. I know Cup has been rumored in some trades, maybe to the Chiefs, which would be absolutely ridiculous. But I think, you know, in a bad division with San Francisco, not as good as they've been in years past. Hope.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
You have Ayuk out for the season. You have Debo Samuel sitting in the hospital. Brock Purdy is overrated. Kyle Shanahan is also overrated. Blah, blah, blah. Kyle Shanahan. I mean, Jesus, make it to a Super Bowl and actually win it when you get there. He has failed to do that, and everyone anoints him as, you know, the smartest, genius coach in the NFL. He's not. Yeah, Cope. Cope, San Francisco.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
You had a great run. It's going to be a bad year. It's going to be a long year. Cope.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
It is time to hope. I know they lost that game to Baltimore a couple of weeks ago. I said at 1-4, I told Levitar this, that the Bengals are the best 1-4 team in the history of the NFL. They almost beat the Chiefs. The schedule is easy. They will be five and four the next time they play Baltimore. They play Baltimore, I believe, at home.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
So I would say a lot of hope for the Cincinnati Bengals because I'm not certain there's a team better equipped to beat Kansas City in the playoffs than the Cincinnati Bengals.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
I would say hope still. Like the Baker Mayfield story is a great story. The Browns could use a quarterback like that. It is. It's a great story. I know they lose Evans. Godwin is great. He's out for the year. Evans might come back. Maybe they trade for a wide receiver. Division is not that good. I would say I would say hope for them.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
No offense, but Miles Garrett and Jameis Winston, shut the hell up. Ha ha! What are you guys talking about? And who the hell are you defending? Are you kidding me? You're defending Deshaun Watson. That's the guy you're defending. And by the way, leave the fans alone. Fans are fans. It's not their fault. They went out and got Deshaun Watson.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
So I don't blame the fans for cheering Deshaun on the way in, and I certainly don't blame them for booing him on the way out. Who I blame is Miles Garrett and Jameis Winston for being complete morons and forgetting about all the off-the-field stuff that has gone on with Deshaun Watson. If you want to blame someone, if you want to speak up, don't speak up about the fans. Speak up about Deshaun.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
He is the reason that you're getting this reaction from the fans. And if you want to blame someone, blame Deshaun Watson for what he did off the field. And if you want to blame someone else, blame Jimmy Haslam, the owner, for signing Deshaun Watson when he knew everything that he did off the field. Enough, Miles Garrett and Jameis Winston. Please stop defending Deshaun Watson.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
Yeah, but what are we doing here?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
no, if he was playing well, they would, I mean, they'd be freaking out when he was calling off the field, you know, but, um, but he's not. And so I, Andy, I just can't stand when, when, when players and people tell fans how that fans are fans, this is a release for them. Yes. And by the way, we have been rooting. If you're a fan of sports, you are rooting for bad people all the time.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
You just don't know it. You just don't know it yet. Okay. And so, I'm not saying they're all bad, but there are bad people you've rooted for. I promise you over the course of time, you just don't know it. All right. They're bad in their private life. But I hate when people tell fans how to act. I can't stand that. Fans are going to be fans.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
They're going to cheer to show them Watson, despite all the scars, all the stuff off the field, all of it. They're going to cheer him on the way in because they think they're That he could win him a Super Bowl and they're going to boo him on the way out because he wasn't playing. You know, he wasn't playing well.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
You can't say it enough, to be honest with you. Can't say it enough. And you can't promote my book enough. So thank you for doing it on the front end.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
And so for two players to come out and blast the fans for that and not blast their owner for signing the guy in the first place is patently absurd.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
There's no, unless you're Nick Sirianni, then you go and you shake. Yes. Yes. Because that's on brand and Sirianni. You need to listen. When you have a fan base, that is a bunch of total assholes. Your head coach needs to be an asshole. And that's what Sirianni is.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
What do you think of Drake May before I make my pick?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Listen Now: The Offensive Line with Annie Agar
Right, and he's calling his team soft.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Might win the big one though. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
David, can you give us and the audience an idea like how valuable those home games are? What do the Yankees make on a home game, just one home game?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Wow. Glückwunsch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Wer braucht mich? Hast du gehört, dass wir für den großen gewonnen haben?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Er wurde nominiert. Das ist noch wütend.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Also hat er seine Freunde, hat sich als Nick-Fans gekleidet und hat Trash an ihn geschickt?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
No one wants to hang out with someone who won a Peabody. Nobody. The potties.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Was ist mit der Triple Option mit Urban Meyer? Ist das nominiert? Es ist. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Ich fragte mich, ob Stupotity für den großen war. Es ist auch... Wow, Glückwunsch, Stugatz! Das ist Stugatz' zweites Nominieren für den großen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Es ist der große, Dan. Es ist der Trophäe, den jeder in der Podcast-Business holen möchte. Ich hoffe, dass ich den ersten jährlichen großen Trophäe gewinne. Es ist ein sehr, sehr, sehr kleiner Trophäe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Was it nominated though?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
80-20 my way?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
You won the big one. You know what?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
What do you mean we got you? You did it to yourself. Four is the perfect amount. You got me. For you. I'm with you. Give me six. I want six.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
I mean, you took the shot at Pablo. How many PR people does he have again?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Yes, this show... The canoe needs to fall off a waterfall, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Okay, that's correct. I laugh every time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
There's sunglasses in boxes today. But in my bed in the hospital, ending our lives all the same. Stugatz. It's the final nightgown.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
The worst case is you lost 50. What kind of math are you doing? Terrible math.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Billy, the way that you describe being married, where you have to go to a NASCAR race in order to get a piece of quiet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
So far, our wheelhouse guys have gotten just about everything wrong. Like when Amin tries to steal it, he steals it incorrectly. Well, close enough. Closer than David.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
You guys are getting everything wrong. Because I'm not a, look, it's not a. You said, you guys said, you guys said. David, how do you not know the size of the shoes that you've purchased that are in your house? How could you get that wrong?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Uh-oh. Is that for David? You worked with him is what you said of Shaq? You're in the tank for Shaq. I'm not in the tank.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
You're gonna go to Buffalo and win with Bernie Pommeli? Who needs me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Why couldn't you say? There's no need to tell you. That it is cold outside.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
My nuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at my ass
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Cuervo. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
That's my gift. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugats.
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Hour 2: Shot For Your Life: Jordan or Jokic?
This guy comes in as the next Wayne Gretzky. His nicknames include The Chosen One and McJesus. Okay? He's a great player. He scores a lot of goals. He scores a ton of assists. But it hasn't translated to making Edmonton a powerhouse in the league. They're in the final. Stugatz. What's your nickname for him? McOverrated. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Shot For Your Life: Jordan or Jokic?
Danny, I assume you have Cleveland in four or five games. What on earth can the Heat do to make this a long series?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Shot For Your Life: Jordan or Jokic?
August of last year. Jury duty. Reading your own book. It's very possible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Shot For Your Life: Jordan or Jokic?
Now you're saying something to Bill, huh? I hear it's a very good book.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Shot For Your Life: Jordan or Jokic?
Thank you, Ron. And people who don't write for a living probably don't know this, but. When I read a column I've written, even though I wrote it and know what it says, I don't need to read it. When I read that column, I try to read it as a reader is reading it. And I also read it for errors.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Shot For Your Life: Jordan or Jokic?
I read it instructionally for a way I should have turned that phrase that I didn't and will might next time. So there's a value to that. When a book comes out, I read it for many of the same reasons. You know, is there any shame in reading your own book? I don't know. The collar implies so.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Shot For Your Life: Jordan or Jokic?
Wow. What? I would rather my dog understand what I'm saying than have him understand what, you know, I mean, jumping Charlie, you know, don't do that. You know, don't pee there. You know, pee on the outside.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Shot For Your Life: Jordan or Jokic?
Galapagos tortoises at Philadelphia Zoo become first-time parents at nearly 100 years of age.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Shot For Your Life: Jordan or Jokic?
So tortoises are still randy at that age.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
You need to. Thoughts on Aaron Rodgers Jets exit?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
zwischen dem, wie Shannon Sharpe in den Mainstream-Mediaen gespielt wird, und dem, wie die Internet-Internet ihn jetzt diskutiert. David, als wir über Journalismus sprechen, das ist das, was gestern passiert ist, was ich gesehen habe. Und ich dachte mir, wow, das ist anders.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Alright, we've got to go, David, because Stan Van Gundy has arrived. Just give me the coldest firing. Where did you have to go? Did you say a parking lot? The coldest firing, where you had to go somewhere and just ransack someone on the way to their car.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
All right. Excellent work by you, Samson. You're ruthless. Look at Stan Van Gundy, just mortified by you. No, Stan wants to be rid of you. Get out of here. You are just a cold corporate demon. He takes pride in telling that story. Ich habe ihn gesehen, aber ich habe ihn nicht mit mir fliegen lassen. Du wirst von David Samson enttäuscht.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
So, McAfee's got his own thing, that he rents to ESPN, and that's a wrestling show, and now a wrestling character is talking about the Shannon Sharp lawsuit on ESPN's Airwaves, but Pat McAfee has his thing. Stephen A. Smith hat sein Ding und verwendet sein ganzes Show entfernt von ESPN, zu sagen, das ist ein Podcast, den ich besitze und operiere.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Und er spricht über all die Dinge, die mit Shannon Sharp verbunden sind, die er diskutieren kann. Während in dem ungewöhnlichen Thicket, David, wo ich Disney lese, Headlines und keine Kommentare erhalte, um eine 19-jährige Frau, allgemein verrückt, because of an Instagram Live that was Shannon Sharp having sex loudly with another woman. All of this in Disney's thicket.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Stan, es ist schön, dich zu sehen. Wir haben heute Magic at Celtics. Mike Ryan hat gerade über Aaron Rodgers gesprochen. Mike Ryan hat das Audiobuch gelesen. Stan, ich brauche eine Regel von dir. Wenn du das Audiobuch gelesen hast, hast du das Buch gelesen?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Welches Buch reden wir über? Die Frage ist, wenn du ein Audiobuch gelesen hast, hast du das Buch gelesen?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
David Sampson is back heroically. David back. I thought we got rid of you. Why are you taking so much pride?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
You're welcome. Yes, no, heroically, there's David Sampson to save us while he's ruthlessly cutting and gutting our company. Yes, because what second place to I ran through security to fire somebody? What finishes second to that?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
No, I do remember. I remember you, there was a tow truck. You were climbing around a staircase in an apartment complex. There was video of you guys chasing him to a second floor apartment. Was it there?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Alright, just stay to the side there. We'll see if we can get Stan Van Gundy's technology right. He's got Magic at Celtics. It's at 7 o'clock tonight on TNT. It's followed by Game 2 of Warriors at Rockets. Und die Frage, die ich Stan gefragt habe, ist, wenn Mike Ryan ein Audiobuch über Aaron Rodgers gehört hat, hat er ein Buch über Aaron Rodgers gelesen? Ich würde sagen, ja, das zählt.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Congratulations. I feel good about that. It was worth it.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Das wird die Audiobuch-Frage sein. Warte, warte, warte. Ich werde es in einem Moment machen, aber ich möchte meine Aufmerksamkeit hier fokussieren. Greg Cody sagt es richtig. Er sagt, wie hast du einen Buch gelesen, wenn du keinen Buch gelesen hast? Das ist logisch. Es ist ein Riedel, den er in deinem Gesicht stellt. Der Verb ist zu lesen. Ja, danke. Game 2, Celtics, was hast du, Dan?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Tonight's Magic at Celtics game, beginning at 7pm Eastern on TNT, followed by game two of the Warriors at the Rockets. Stan Van Gundy, one of the famed Van Gundy brothers. And he's gone. Ist gone again. Alright, you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna go ahead and stop for a second and start over. Is what we're gonna do as a team. Start over?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
We're gonna see if Stan... We're gonna see if Stan Van Gundy... Do you guys think you're gonna try this like six or seven times before we get it right? Just gonna keep doing it to me, yeah?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Okay. David, stay with us. The climbing the scaffolding, chasing a pitching coach. Who was it? It was you and who else? It was you and one of your minions. Was it a PR guy? No. No, it was Larry Beinfest.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
And you've got, McAfee's got his own show, Stephen A. Smith has his own show, and Shannon Sharp is on Instagram, not talking about it on ESPN. Now, outing and doxing An Accuser and there's a big public fight in which a lawyer for Shannon Sharp is saying that the woman turned down a 10 million dollar settlement. This story is a mess. We should be waiting for facts.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Oh, so it was you and your general manager. He's back. The president and the general manager were chasing through a parking lot a pitching coach to fire him, correct? Yes. There was video. It was on the news. I remember this. It was scandalous. Was it on the second floor or the third floor? It was outside his apartment. Was he shirtless? Sorry. He was shirtless. He was shirtless.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Tonight's magic at Celtics game, beginning at 7 p.m. Eastern on TNT, followed by game two of the Warriors at the Rockets. Stan, are you with us? If you can hear me, I'm sorry.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
He just doesn't like us. Stan, blink a few times if you're being held hostage. I gotcha. Alright! Yeah!
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
I listen to the newspaper. He's a professional broadcaster. The Van Gundy family, they're broadcasters. They know how to do audio things. Stan, it's good to see you. Tonight's Magic at Celtics game beginning at 7 p.m. Eastern on TNT followed by game two of the Warriors at the Rockets. Stan, can you hear me? I got you. Yes! Can you read him? Die Frage von Greg Cody ist, hast du ein Buch gelesen?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Wie hast du ein Buch gelesen, wenn du kein Buch gelesen hast?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Hold on, hold on. Yes, that's right, Chris. Stan Van Frozen. That was a great call.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
The bronze medalist of coldest firings in the history of David Sampson's firings. Blank.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
There's more time for it to unspool. But what do you make of what you've seen so far?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Excellent. Stan, how do you feel about David Sampson?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
He's muted now. Alright, I think I'm gonna make the call.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
He's about to trap you here on which hurt more and which hurt less.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Du weißt, was mein Ego schmerzt? Das Verlangen eines Hauses! Ich möchte hier etwas zu Stan beurteilen, weil ich weiß, wie viel dieser Mann sich interessiert. Wenn er in der Scham rummelt, dass ein paar Leute an ihm für ihre Arbeiten verloren haben, sagt er, dass das Geld nicht heilt, was er für schuld fühlt, wenn so etwas passiert. Und ich verstehe diese Artikulation.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
But I also understand how it is that anybody would arrive at and stand. The shame you talk about being fired publicly. That's what the money's for. Like that's why they pay you. Wow, two Dom Draper lines. That is what they pay you for. No question. But it is human. From inside it, it's sort of humanizing for you to say, and yeah, it hurts because I'm hugely competitive.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
And do you know how much it sucks that I couldn't save the Pelicans or the Pistons?
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
I don't trust his internet, Chris Cody. He keeps getting frozen.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
It's been a good segment. I know. I agree. He seems frozen right now and you would understand my mistrust. Surely all of you would. I want to talk about the basketball from last night because the Lakers and the Timberwolves both shot 20%. Von drei. Und jetzt geht die Lakers Geschichte weiter, weil es wäre schlecht gewesen, wenn die Timberwolves das Spiel auch gewonnen hätten.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Das wäre nicht viel Spaß gewesen. Und er ist weg. Okay, das ist exzellent. Es ist einfach so gut.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Take us through the most interesting parts of this, understanding that it's a civil suit and understanding that there were strategic leaks over the weekend in order to try. People were prepared for whatever this weekend brought.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Aber David, ich weiß nicht, dass er nicht unbedingt zuhört hat. Ich habe zuhört. Ich habe zuhört. Okay, aber er spricht nur davon, dass er in diese Position kommt. Was Greg zu dir sagt, ist, ich bin in die Position gekommen, dass 10 Millionen Dollar bedeutet, dass du schuld bist. Du hast alles erklärt, was du getan hast.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Und er sagt, ja, und 10 Millionen Dollar macht mich immer noch so, als wäre ich schuld.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
I understand his question in this regard, David. They've decided to make a mud fight out of this. And if all of this gets this kind of dirty, it's the kind of thing you're exactly trying to avoid when everybody is fighting over money.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
But David, you're watching this play out, right? We're all seeing the same thing. if the numbers are reported at a hundred million for shannon sharp you're looking at mcafee shannon sharp and steven a smith are all worth the same thing they are all getting the same contract and they all have their sidekicks side gigs and so
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Stephen A. gestern war in der seltsamen Position, wie es mir gefühlt hat, David, ich weiß nicht, ob du gehört hast, was er an seinem eigenen Show gemacht hat. Er ist in der ungewöhnlichen Position, als ob er einen Präsidenten-Rund betrachtet, während er seine eigene Sache baut.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Und es fühlte sich an, als würde er Shannon Sharpe nicht wieder auf dem Boden lassen, aber wir spielen jetzt ein völlig anderes Spiel, wo McAfee, Stephen A. und Shannon Sharpe alle die gleiche Menge Geld und Macht haben.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
And in the middle of it, right, just powering through, oh my god, I don't know what's true there, where a woman just got strategically outed yesterday by name, right? And so that's where this gets super dirty, wherever it is that Shannon Sharpe can frame here as a victim.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
David, well, wait a minute. So now it gets dirtier and dirtier and more and more shameless and, you know, Mary-Kate Cornett is suing Pat McAfee, allegedly, because you can't just be on these airwaves ruining lives, David. There has to be a standard, right? And... Well, there is, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Any other takes that you can find helpful here while trying to navigate the, you know, we don't know what the facts on some of these things are, but we know that things are loud, explosive and going to get messy before we even get to the facts.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Well, let's see if we can navigate it in this particular thicket that I head into with David Sampson of Nothing Personal. David Sampson, as I've told you on his podcast, tackles a lot of stuff a lot of other people won't. And so I imagine there's a bit of a difference right now.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
What would you have been advising Shannon Sharp around the idea that First Take and Disney isn't going to want any of this around them? There's going to want to be some sort of separation, even if we're doing innocent until proven guilty. So how do you... Well, it's not criminal.
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The Big Suey: Stan Van Frozen
Okay, dann gehen wir zum nächsten Thema. Die Situation mit Paul Skeens Bobblehead. Kannst du mir erklären, wie das verbessert sein könnte?
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Walter Payton, man of the year.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Kim Jordan is with us again.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Visit OldSpice.com slash School of Swagger. It is a pleasure to watch you work, sir. You are a craftsman of the highest order. I say you're an immortal. Stugatz says you need to have more than 121 sacks to be an immortal.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Yes, you are going to be looking for one of those. 20% of your sacks are all on Matt Ryan. Can you explain to me as a lifelong saint and a metaphorical one in all of the work that you do off of the field, can you explain to everybody listening to this where it is that you are on your legacy, like how it is that you want to be remembered having left this game?
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
January is mentorship month. Oldspice.com slash school of swagger. Articulate it as a voice for New Orleans. How much do you hate Atlanta?
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
That's an excellent dismount, sir. Thank you. Thank you. You and your giant hands can leave. You are an assassin. It is nice seeing you. You can indeed kill most people with those giant bare hands. Thank you for being on with us.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Yes, with balloons. Balloons, a sandwich.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Good seeing you, sir. Thank you for being on with us. We appreciate it. Absolutely. Appreciate you having me on.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
I have some follow-up questions with Greg Cody on a Greg Cody Wednesday, and I'm told we have a Greg Cody Thursday in store as well. Chris Cody, you mentioned, and we bypassed it, that you are tired of your father's yammering dentist.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
That's a horror movie right there.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
A dentist's dungeon? What do you mean underneath?
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
You can't put it on the pole, Juju. What? Do you follow your dentist into the dungeon? Dangerous.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Are you winded from talking? No. No, it's fine. Jessica asked me a question in the middle of this while we were talking, and it was a great question. Put it on the poll, Juju. Do you want your dentist to be an accomplished handballer?
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
No, I'm not even asking that. I'm not asking it. Jessica is making the point just simply. They're the money makers. Do you want your dentist to be someone whose hands are hearted by the calloused excellence of having to slam handballs all day? I would want those hands to be gentle, protected, and pristine. I don't want that. Like a saxophone player.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
I have to get to a couple of things here that I have not gotten to today, and I will tell you again that the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody is filled with magical content, much of it on purpose. And laughing until you cough is universally funny, but so is Greg Cody chasing out of his yard an iguana that he describes as an iguana the size of a giant iguana.
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I can see it. You're a writer, and you said you were chasing an iguana the size of a giant iguana. Right.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Again, without the ass.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
That was the size of a golf club. Paul Frankie? I was looking up Paul Frankie's name in my notes because I wanted to bring up the golf club of Paul Frankie in 1960. What's Paul Frankie up to? R.I.P. Yeah, he passed away.
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Put it on the poll, please, Juju. Does the guy in his 90s hit it straight but only about 50 yards? Short and straight, and then he gets a bogey on every one. I want all of you to visualize, Chris Cody, I know you're mortified by this, your father chasing a dinosaur through his swamp land of a backyard with a golf club from the 1960s. Paul Frankie's. That's exactly right.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Yes, thank you, Chris. I appreciate you avoiding it. I'll be the judge of this. It's precisely the reason Billy asked.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Before the show, Cody, I came in. I came in, Cody, before the show. That is a giant iguana. That's from my backyard. That's what he said. That's my video from my backyard. That's where he lives. I took a picture of it. I'll show it to you. But how big? Look at the one on the camera, on the video right now. Is yours bigger? Can you see it from there?
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
I wanted, again, Billy, to talk about what it is that I walked into today.
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Not elaborations involving Paul Franken. Well, and Barbara. Well, Barbara is still in our orbit.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Well, he tried to make that joke poorly in a window that was small and gave up on it halfway through. Is this the Barbara and Jimmy?
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You don't have any perspective. The other one we just showed was twice as large.
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Billy, you can't trample that.
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Is it so?
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Did we get to the bottom of the cremation with the ash and a bunch of teeth on top with an eyeball and a toenail?
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Did we get accurate information of what an urn has in it? You're telling me that the urn has teeth in it.
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We did not.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
I want to play some sound for you guys of both Nick Saban and Stephen A. Smith. Sturgatz, which one do you choose here? Because Stephen A. Smith is doing something that Charles Barkley is doing that a lot of people are doing where they're hating on the All-Star game and basketball in a way that makes it feel like they are against the product in a way that's super offensive.
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uh strong and so uh who would you prefer steven a smith or nick saban because nick saban had a regret i was not expecting when he was talking about his regrets nick saban okay that's too bad because we've got steven a smith queued up in the preview there that was right in front of you so here why'd you give me the joy here's steven a smith i wouldn't give a damn if the nba canceled the all-star weekend festivities
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Before we get to Cam Jordan, I've been wanting to talk to this guy for a long time, Stugatz. One of the really good guys in the NFL. An immortal. Yep.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Stugatz, I do think it's wildly interesting that at a time the NBA is struggling to progress where ratings are involved, that you have so many voices who love basketball sound like they don't love basketball. When Barkley's saying he's going to boycott the All-Star game because it's rat-infested San Francisco.
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These are people who really do love basketball, but the favorite part of that for me is Stephen A. Smith really does call the league office to complain about things he doesn't like personally.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
He also said in that piece, we didn't even run it, that we edited some of this out, that he called the league office to tell them how much he objects to what's happened to their All-Star game. I just love a receptionist picking up the phone. Somebody picking up the phone. Big office, how may I help you?
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Yes, Adam Silver's office, and then all of a sudden it's just Stephen A. Smith yelling about how he doesn't want to go to the All-Star game. LAUGHTER
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And he's also not wrong that that's where we've gotten with the All-Star game. It's not something that matters anymore. But I think it's a byproduct more of just every – the times that we're Instagrams, keeping the attention levels of everybody. You have to care. You have to try. You can't take our attention levels for granted by giving us a product that stinks.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
He's already on. He's a menace of a man. He's good at everything. He's good at podcasting. He's good at sacking your quarterback. He's good at Walter Payton Man of the Year. And I want to start off by doing this. I want to ask Cam Jordan if this is allowed. You've got the Philadelphia mayor coming out here, and she is trying to do the Eagles chant.
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Oh, but we just love complaining so much. I mean, we will complain about anything.
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that shows that ostensibly love sports, that love to complain about sports more than they love sports, is a place that media members graduate to in their 40s and 50s and 60s that not only dampens intellectual curiosity, but becomes formed as you sit on the rocking chair just bitching about entertainment.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Like I used to be more entertained by this is like the curmudgeon's lament and I'm telling you you have important voices doing this to the league like Voices that are meant to be they let go of Jeff Van Gundy because he was complaining Jeff Van Gundy was great for 20 years and they didn't want negativity as the accent and you got Stephen a Smith
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and Charles Barkley, the preeminent voices, calling Adam Silver, no offense, love the access to you. Your game sucks. It's not your fault. Your game sucks. You're a great leader. You've led this the way you lead it? Sucks. You're too nice. Like, it's an amazing thing to listen to.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
And I think it's the first rival that we have to one of the most famous sounds in our show's history. Listen to what the Philadelphia mayor did here while trying to spell Eagles.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
What's the problem? Cam, what are your thoughts there on what just happened there in Philadelphia?
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
The light's got a little bright. Is that as bad as one of the most historic sounds in show history where a Miami City Councilwoman tried to introduce Dwayne Wade after winning the championship? And this is how it went.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
No, you're very kind, compassionate to failure in big moments. You are a compassionate person. As someone who understands not everyone gets to succeed. Hell, your game has had a lot of success in it, but it can't come with a lot of success unless there's also failure.
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You don't get to be successful all the time when you're a 14-year veteran and you're an eight-time Pro Bowler and still some guy will embarrass you on the next three plays.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Forgive me for the interruption. I do believe, if people do not know, that this is one of the greatest pass rushers of this generation. To do it 14 years is a bit of a seismic accomplishment that I don't even understand how the human body does it. To do that and also be Walter Payton Man of the Year...
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because your intent on using the platform for good is an unusual set of things that you have put together that is wildly impressive. What are you proudest of?
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You'll have to forgive me for this, but this was a question we were, it's a bad transition, but it's a question we were asking before you came on here.
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Oh, we can't. you're right because that, that is a sweet answer. And, and you seem like a sweet man when you're not dismembering quarterbacks. But, but the thing that Billy wanted to bring up from earlier in the show is we were trying to figure out which tight end would be easiest and hardest to kill.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Not yet.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
He is great with kids, but also he just told the American listening public that the way he would kill Gronk is a layer of balloons that would lead to a cliff.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
And he's right. That's exactly how you would get him. You'd just throw a football through a layer of balloons.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Yeah, and then picked him up. The opposite of Kurt Warner.
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Let him do it. Listen and subscribe to Off the Edge with Cam Jordan from the NFL Podcast Network. And January is mentorship month. Visit oldspice.com slash school of swagger because it is why he's here.
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Hour 2: I Love Hitting All My Friends (feat. Cam Jordan)
Think about it. Fair question. You can hear someone's teeth when they talk. Think Rex Ryan.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
So less music and no cheerleaders. This got a lot less fun really quickly.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
A lot of his sayings are hype man-y things to say.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
They're not all winners.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
I think Shannon Sharp lives the longest. I say Mike Gusecki. Somebody. We're taking guns out of it.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
Yeah. He's... Overrated. Okay. He's very theatrical. He... An over-actor, maybe. What are we doing?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
Are there any under actors out there? Who underacts? I think there are under actors.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
There's two things in this world that you don't want to check, but you got to. When you use the restroom number two and when you sneeze in your hand. You don't want to, but you got to look just to make sure everything's fine. It's fair. Oh, don't act like you don't look down. You have to look. You're just checking, making sure.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
But what are you checking on when you go to the bathroom? Just to make sure everything's kosher. Inside the bowl? Everything's kosher. Yeah. There's no red. Just making sure everything's the color it should be. Why not at home, though? I mean. No, I'm saying you do it anytime you do it. Yeah, yeah. You check every time. I'm with you. And like Jess just did, you sneeze in your hand.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
You don't want to look.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
But you got to check. You check the elbow. You just got to make sure nothing. Have you ever seen red? Yeah. Have you ever found anything concerning? You know, no.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
I see a couple here. But really, what's the price of your freedom? Well, this is the thing.
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Hour 1: The Wienie 500
You owe me everything. You owe me everything. You have added 10 years to my career. Yes, I have. This man has. You haven't. That man. Who the hell are you? Stugatz. I am. Who the hell are you? Bullshit. Me. You're a rude young man. You're a fool. You're a fool. I already called you a fool. You can't call me a fool. You're an idiot again. You're an idiot twice.
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Hour 1: The Wienie 500
You're an idiot for dismissing how much I've helped you. This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugats.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I don't think he has bad speed. I don't think so. This is my bad speed.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
It's a long drive to center field.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I regret everything I did here.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
I was locked in on Costner. He was weirded out, by the way. And Demi Lovato were at the daytime of 500.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Also, David Sampson, you claim, has a better ticket guy than you do? Well, I thought...
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
You know, Roy, when you said Isotona, I didn't think of Dan Marino. I thought of OJ. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. There are three brands that are always associated with OJ. Number one, Isotoners. Number two, Ford Bronco. Number three, Bruno Mali shoes.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Yeah, I mean, look, and by the way, as I show in this video, sans any context, the context of me coming off a red eye, nobody cares. The context of me wearing Jordan 5s, nobody cares. Yeah, like there's heavy shoes, sweats and stuff. Billy's wearing not 90s-ass shorts, but like some modern stuff. Billy, former D1 athlete.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Also, I cooked Pablo, but no one ever seems to mention that Pablo came in third in that race. And then Chris came, and I won't lie, I was kind of blown away by how fast Chris was.
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After I got on the plane.
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I had to sit down, catch your breath. If I text him and then I don't catch the flight, now I feel like an idiot. So I had to make sure it was confirmed I'm on the plane.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
No. And you don't want to jinx it, right?
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To be fair, that's a very confusing thing about football. To have all pro and pro bowl.
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I'm going to stick up for Stugatz on this one. Thank you. That's football's fault. Right. Why are you naming things the same thing? They're two different awards. They have two different names. They should have said Pro Bowler.
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I think he could do better.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
This is going to Eddie Vedder, buddy, not to David Sampson. He loves family. That was great with Eddie Vedder.
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That wasn't great, man. What? Give us some yellow lead better. It felt very rote. I need you to tap into emotion. I need you to get emotional. I need you to, that father-son bond, I need you to really bring it to the surface and also a little musicality to it too.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Zazz, if I may, here's the problem. You're delivering it as a radio professional, which means you have a great direct voice. It's clear. It's strong. But right now, You're begging, buddy.
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Well, you gotta grovel.
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Now, Zas, let me tell you right now, the tone you hit right there, excellent. That's where I want you to be. Stay right there. Oh, but wait a minute. The content has to be.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
The point is, that David brought up, it's like, you're not supposed to impress David. You're impressing Eddie Vedder. So talking about the Marlins, Eddie Vedder's like, I don't give a shit about the Marlins. He gives a shit about Pearl Jam. So use that tone, but talk about Pearl Jam. Bring back the sun element. I really like that family vibe. Do that, but with that same tone.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Yeah, you pay for your merch. And they get a better cut on the merch than they do on the show tickets. Tell them everything.
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Eddie Vedder is more responsive to Sugata's ticket guy. He's got a better ticket guy than I do.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
So you're saying that... I mean, I don't know who that is.
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Panthers don't play year-round. David, they're just calling you Nico Harrison right now.
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Zazz, I give you the option of either lifetime tickets, great seats to Pearl Jam, or you on the broadcast for Miami Heat four in a row championships, the first since the Celtics all the way back in the 60s.
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No, no, I'm saying four in a row. I'm a two-time champion broadcaster. I'm saying four in a row.
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On the broadcast for four in a row, back to back to back to back, like the Fred McGriff baseball, right? Or... Well said. Thank you.
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Or Lifetime. Crime dog. Lifetime. Lifetime, Pearl Jam, great seats. Not like front row, but great seats. Any venue in the world. That... Wow, what about five Heat championships in a row? But I already have two.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Why not take it? They're not going to give it to you?
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Anal asses. I'd rather kick it. Kick that ass. Not... Take it.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Wasn't that long ago. Is the ass they're taking now, are they taking their own ass back? Or is that a new ass?
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
So? But there's no ass reclamation.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
That's what I'm talking about. So after they took the ass, a new ass came out and they took that ass too?
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This is beat for beat exactly how Icarus went down, right? Like he was flying and he said, the sun's going to take that ass. Who?
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
I'm telling you. And people in the airport like to take their sweet time when they walk. And don't let them be in a group of two or three. They'll walk as wide as possible. And so the moving walkways, which should help, couldn't use them because I saw it. As I was sprinting, there's like three or four people, these clumps. I'm like, that's not going to work.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Just skipped it. Skating by. I ran manual. Manual. Right here. Just like OJ. Running. Hurdling. I even had a trench coat. I didn't even bring it to the airport, but all of a sudden it's under my arm.
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Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
Oh yeah, I mean look, OJ was one of the first famous pitchmen who, You know, if you think about the evolution of the sportsman as a pitchman, right? Usually it's, I'm here in my jersey with my ball underneath my arm, so you know what I do. And then it turns into, I'm wearing colors that are similar to the colors of my jersey, and other people around me are playing the sport, but I'm not.
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And then it's the Peyton Manning level, which is the highest level, which is, I can just be a regular dude And I don't need to explain to you who I am, right? That's the highest level of fame, right? OJ was that. Like, yes, the running through the airport because he's OJ. But it's like he didn't have anything identifying him as a football player. There was no football in the background.
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It was just him sprinting through the airport. What are you smiling about, Taslo?
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That's exactly what it was. His resume. There's a CarMax or whatever commercial that has Sue Bird and Sinead and stuff. And it's like, hey, did you have to settle when you won two MVPs in the three times? When they're doing the resume reading, that means nobody knows who you are.
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And also, is Zazzle gonna get tickets? I'm trying. I'm the only one trying.
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This is why I love all the Head & Shoulders commercials now with Mahomes. Because Troy Palamalo's in it, but he's been in those commercials for so long, we don't even have to explain. It's just, he's a guy with great hair. And of course he does Head & Shoulders commercials. Yeah.
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Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well
I just had the time wrong. So it's all good. So you're mad at yourself. Yeah, it's my fault. I thought it was supposed to be 1020 when it was 1027 Eastern. My bad. How you guys doing?
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I just can't even imagine what just happened.
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This is we're wheeling and dealing. You're wheeling and dealing, Chris? Yes, you are the executive producer who's supposed to be wheeling and dealing. You are supposed to be driving the show so that things happen when they're supposed to be happening.
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It was an eagle. It was Mel Kiper with the protective eagle, Tony.
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Well, the answer is, would I? Because, of course, I can. Mm hmm. But the answer is, would I? Well, would you?
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Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well
Well, clearly not now. It's a week before the show, and the shows were announced months ago, so it can't be that you're that disorganized that you're just making the ask today.
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Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well
Well, there's something you mentioned before that got me nervous because you talked about seats in the rafters and I know, you know, the venue they're playing at. Yeah. It's a very small, intimate venue. So you say rafters, I think triple a or I think hard rock.
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Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well
Face value? Hold on. I just heard something. Wait one second. I thought I just heard he said he would work for free. No doubt. Okay, so now we're just calculating. Now it's an easy math question. Now we're cooking, Samson. Now we're cooking.
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Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well
I'm not talking about six months anymore. I'm going on game time, and I'm doing the arbitrage. I don't understand this conversation. I will have tickets in your mailbox, Zazz, and you will be on the schedule for tomorrow and Friday for free, and you will have two tickets to the concert next week. I'm going on the game time.
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And you're doing two shows tomorrow and Friday. 100%.
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Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well
all you have so yeah i'm just trying to trying to calculate whether we're losing monetization by clipping that long a clip of msnbc and whether or not pablo was aware that we were doing this because i think it's fantastic and the focus should be on what pablo is doing at with metal arc
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Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well
as part of Pablo Torre finds out just one of the most unbelievable things, getting nominated for a Peabody Award and the aggregation of you being upset with Pablo. It's a fricking Tuesday that you're aggregated for people misunderstanding things that happen, if not members of your family and friends.
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So my focus, to the extent that I'm still sitting here 18 minutes later, is that Pablo's show is so good that for anything Metal Lark adjacent to be recognized the way his show is, is a credit to what, Dan, you have done and started. And you should be damn, damn freaking proud of it. You want us to celebrate a nomination? Congratulations!
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Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well
This can't be true. Please help me. Help me, please. I swear to you all listening and watching on the Levitar Network and live. Dan and I spoke this morning about myriad things. One of them was, here's two words that we should consider not saying, awards budget. Oh, I don't even remember that.
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I love having Chris Sims on the show because I love his information. But if not for the dynamic between him and Billy, I'm not certain we'd still be doing it because it is gross.
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I was one of them.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, I think with Sims, what's so amazing about him, first off, TV does that to you, right? Like, TV is going to suck the personality out of you. Very few people...
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No, but he's doing a studio show. It's an NFL show. It's before Sunday night football. It feels like an NBC slash NFL property.
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Well, Pat McAfee is his own boss. Like, it's his show. Chris Sims, he's working for NBC. He's doing a studio show that's very important to NBC and the NFL. So I think... I think those things are different. Now, you make a great point with McAfee because when he goes on college game day, he's still Pat McAfee. And that's kind of a studio show getting you ready for college football Saturday.
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But you're allowed to be more of yourself kind of in that atmosphere, that college atmosphere.
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But don't you think there's a certain way to do studio shows? McAfee has his own show. It's kind of like our show. There's a certain way to do studio shows. Like Chris Berman... What you saw on the air for all those years, there's a different person off air. I've seen it. I've met him.
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Yeah, but those are different shows. Mad Dog's doing a radio show. I have acknowledged all the weed smoking I've done over the years on this show. I've talked about it openly. I wouldn't do it on SportsCenter. You didn't do it on ESPN. That's exactly right.
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No question about it. No question about it. And Anquan Boldin, I'm telling you right now, he could still do it. I don't know how old he is, but Anquan Boldin can give you seven catches, 96 yards at a touchdown and a sleep.
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You want Sims to be himself in front of that guy.
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Don Levitard. I want to talk about a team that I actually want to see come playoff time. I want to see the Chiefs. Stugatz. I want Patrick Mahomes strolling into my stadium with max confidence. I want Travis Kelsey. I want Taylor Swift. I want the team that lost to Jordan Love. I want the team that lost to Aiden O'Connell. I want the team that trailed 17 to nothing to Jake Browning.
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That is the team that I would like to face in the playoffs. That's the team, indeed, that I would want to face in the playoffs because that team is not very good. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugas. Would the Chiefs take back Priest Holmes? Wow. This is exciting.
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It's got to be a former Chief who you think could still muster it up for three games.
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Nigerian nightmare. Got to be careful with that one. Why? For me.
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Because I can't speak.
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Thank you, Roy.
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Moving on. Anyway, you were saying that him and Barry were. What a great one-two combo, huh?
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Oh, that was close. Just in general. It's more of a general thing.
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I apologize. Hey, Christian McCoy, see you later, everybody. Yeah, but Barry Word, a lot easier. Yeah. Makes us smile, you know. No nickname, though. I understand. Okay. The Dictionary.
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A hit while it's cold. That's the worst feeling in football. I would say tackling Derrick Henry.
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It's a good way of doing it.
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I'm kind of with you on D-line. Players now being bigger, stronger, faster, right? It has to happen. But then I think back to Reggie White. Was Reggie White the same size as Chris Jones? Because Chris Jones is a lot bigger, stronger, faster than how he long was, you know?
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There'll never be a group of people who say that.
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A group of idiots.
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Russell was 6'10", T20.
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You're taking up basketball skill. You're just saying as an athlete. I think I'm with you. As an athlete. Like, Russell Westbrook could play wide receiver, I think.
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Michael Jordan included. Jokic is second. This is funny. Behind Sabonis. By .1%. So he's right there. Bill Russell, 220. Jimmy Butler, 230.
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Be careful with this, man. Bill Russell is a legend.
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get to that level with michael jordan i mean billy at a time willie mays was considered one of the greatest athletes in the world right and that went on for several several decades right and then at some point we just decided to turn the clock i have i have a way to phrase this and then it was bonds griffey jordan the oldest player athlete that we consider a modern day athlete is barry bonds a modern day athlete
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Never on Jordan. He might be the cutoff.
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But I think what Dan is saying is Karl Malone, who was a massive man back in the 80s and 90s, he'd be small today. Yeah, the mailman. Same with the Admiral.
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That's correct. He didn't like the male threes. He liked the male twos.
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I need new content. Right. I got to tell you guys, nothing says TikTok quite like David Sampson. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, but in the old days, we used to talk about a team that was good.
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I got to tell you something, man. You are good. How'd you bring us back to a topic that none of us want to discuss? I mean, you are good and you're making it interesting. I mean,
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Yeah, it's a Wednesday. I don't know.
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Really? Yes.
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I think he could. I love that it's three games. I do. Like he needs to see them win one before he decides to join the team.
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I don't care about the vacation time. I don't care about the time off. If you tell Aaron Donald to put his fingers in the dirt and give you three games, Aaron Donald's going to give you three great games. He is. And now I'm starting to think of the playoff teams remaining. If they could pull one star from their past, the guy who's retired, who would they take? You like that, don't you?
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Like would the Eagles take Jason Kelsey? I don't know. I mean... And would Kelsey want to do it? Of all of them? Of all of them ever? Well, you're not going to take, like, you know, I don't know, Wilbert Montgomery. It has to be someone that can still do it.
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So of the eight remaining playoff teams, I was wondering, like, who would the Bills take if they could take a guy, Eric Maltz? Eric Maltz could still give you – I don't care that he's 50 years old. He's nice.
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Yeah. Yeah. I think the Rams are going to make it to the Super Bowl. Well, you've said this. I really believe it, though. Chris Sims keeps telling me how good that team is.
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Well, he does, and yeah, I'm stealing it. No, Billy, because when I asked him last week, would you be shocked if the Rams made it to the Super Bowl, He said, yes, he would be shocked, but not shocked if they made it to the NFC Championship game, which in hindsight, I probably should have challenged them on that because if they can make it that far, they can make it to the Super Bowl.
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So I'm not really taking Sims' take. I'm taking Sims' take one step further. That's all.
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Well, that's Chris Sims. I think what Billy and I have discovered is the Chris Sims you see on TV, that's not Chris Sims.
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Yeah, but he doesn't do that on, you know, Football Night in America, Sunday Night Football, Yo-Yo, What Up Homies. He doesn't do that. He does it on his podcast. He does it with me and you on God Bless Football.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
You know what it means when you have four Zagakis, Dan? I don't. You don't have one. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
Time to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Yeah, we pivoted while you were gone.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
The Marcus Smart arc is really crazy, though, because he was so beloved in Boston, right? He makes two first-team all-defensive teams. Then he signs a four-year $77 million extension in, I think it was August of 2021. He goes on to win Defensive Player of the Year the following year for the 2021-22 season. The contract extension kicks in.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
He plays a year for Boston, then gets traded for Chris Stapp's Porzingis. Boston goes on to win a championship without him, and then he gets shipped from Memphis to Washington now. I mean, that is heartbreaking. Marcus Mark.
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Bison Dele was added for the final nine games of the regular season of the 1996-97 season. In the playoffs, he had five double-digit scoring games, one double-double.
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Tuesday. If we need to, if we need to wait for the proper guests to really put a punctuation on this.
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Racism is evergreen.
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Yes.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Don Levatard. But it's just his titties are sitting on the shelf that is his belly. Stoogatz.
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We're trying to get the Totoro's. I want to see if we can get them on, because Yankee-Fan-Rage is something that's fun to consume. Roy, give me the useless sound montage, please. All of the football coaches, all of the football players who said irrelevant things that are immediately forgetful, give it to me. Cliche fest.
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Yes, Jim Harbaugh nailing the dismount. I've got some more useless sound for you from basketball. Bonus. Here is Sacramento Kings Coach Mike Brown being fully useless 26 times.
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No. I thought it was AI. I didn't believe that that was a real thing that had happened. I'm figuring that if you're going to go all in on that, why stop? 26 Mal.
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A singing tribute to your stubbornness, basically.
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Sprechen wir mal von Jeremy. Nichts mehr Spaß als Jeremy zu hören und Joy richtig zu sein. Jeremy macht hier die Wicked Green Witch of the West als Teil seines Verbrechens. Das ist nicht ein Verbrechen.
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So what are you doing a victory lap about? What did you get right?
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So long victory left. That's what it's supposed to be though.
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Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Jeremy. Es ist nicht überraschend, dass dieser ganze Show in manchen Fällen zu deinem Narzissismus bezeichnet wird. Ich dachte, Pablo Torre war die am meisten narzisstische Person, die wir hier auf der Webseite haben.
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Aber Billy, du hast gesehen, wie alles, was Jeremy-relevant ist, heute eine Erkennung seines Narzissismus war, wo es nur Jeremy war, es zu dem Sound von Jeremy oder Jeremy, es zu dem Gesicht von Jeremy oder Jeremy, dass Jeremy selbst involviert war.
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That sounds like the entirety of the Jeremy experience. And he mentioned his privates. And he did. And all of a sudden he has a green penis, which was strange.
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Yes, a win for everybody. I'll take it actually. And we weren't at the whiteboard. We all will take it.
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Ken Rogers. The Gambler, huh? This is not Kenny Rogers. Gotta know when to hold up. I need to introduce the guest. Nobody knows why I mentioned Ken Rogers. Okay, you just wanted to get to your gambling joke so you could leave. I wanted to talk to Ken Rogers. You're leaving. No one to walk away, Dano. No one to fold them, yes. Thank you for your help, Stugatz.
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Appreciate all your good work on the show.
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God bless football, Monday through Friday. Can I introduce Ken Rogers, not Kenny Rogers, so I can tell the audience who the hell he is, instead of you just singing a song by Kenny Rogers. He's an NFL Films producer and director. He's had nearly 20 years of hard knocks under his belt. Four teams are being followed for the first time.
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Hard Knocks streamt auf Max und wir machen das eigentlich nur für Jessica, weil sie hier diejenige ist, die alle Hard Knocks anbietet. Und einer der Gründe, warum ich mit Ken Rogers sprechen möchte, ist, weil, Ken, wenn wir durch all die Fotos gehen, die nicht von der NFL oder den Teams erlaubt wurden, wie groß würde dieses Show wirklich sein? Beyond how great it already is.
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It's plenty great the way it is, but if you could put everything on air that you guys have that's in the vault of all the secrets, how great would that show be? I think you would love it.
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What's the back story? You guys know what you're talking about. The audience might not know what you're talking about with Gastineau.
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Nobody knows that. You know that. He knows that. You have not told anybody that he's directed 6 30 for 30 films. He's directed Belichick and Sabin, sorry, The Art of Coaching for HBO. You did Bill Belichick, A Football Life, dozens of film projects. Now ask the question, David.
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A couple of fill-in-the-blank questions as quick as you can go. The coach who has wanted you around least is blank.
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Jeder Trainer will nichts ändern. Die interessanteste Geschichte, die wir in unserer Geschichte erzählt haben, ist blank. Das Team. 2001, die New England Patriots. Die größte Überraschung, die ich von einer individuellen Erfolgsstory hatte, war blank. Ryan Leaf und seine Rückkehr. The most heartbroken I've been by something that we have filmed is blank.
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Ken, thank you for being on with us. We appreciate the insight and appreciate the work, sir. Alright, thanks for having me.
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Thank you for your service to both sides in that game. Samson, why are you laughing at Stugatz's maniacal coughing and choking? Billy made me laugh. Wir sind in einem Vertragsjahr. Wir versuchen, das gesponserte Segment richtig zu machen. Und Stugatz ist nur weinen und weinen. Wie Billy sagt, müssen beide Teams verlieren, damit jemand ein Revenge-Spiel hat.
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It is not the potatoes and the pork.
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Roy, get him. You can stay here. And I'm also going to create another penalty because you guys deciding when it is you leave sort of defeats the purpose of punishment. So I'm going to get a punishment that you guys don't actually want to walk into where you guys are offering the bad joke and then I'll leave because you get rewarded for it.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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I might kick Stugatz out because he doesn't want Genesis. I will take his punishment. Again, not understanding the way punishments work. That's not what we're going to do right now. I did want to ask you guys a question here before we get to the useless sound montage. Odell Beckham. Als ich diesen Namen nenne, war es nicht lange her, als er ein New Yorker Superstar war.
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Als er ein Athlet war, der der kardaschischen Welt nahe war, Popkultur- und Internet-Familie war, in einer Art, dass er einen riesigen Sportstar gemacht hat. The New York Giants have been basically an unmitigated echoing failure since they were photographed on a boat wearing whatever it is, jeans, shirtless and like construction boots. They were all wearing it. Take care, Stugatz.
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I hope you're okay. I hope you don't die. Maybe you should have Genesis take it out of your system. He literally just And now you're coughing too, because there are a number of elements playing defense against me being able to do this well or professionally today. Mostly all of the people I'm paying. It's almost all of the people that I'm paying.
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A whole lot of shit has been going on that nobody sees behind the scenes that has made today an unmitigated disaster in every way that these things are produced. But the question I was asking you is about Odell Beckham, a huge sports star. Once upon a time, for the Miami Dolphins on Sunday, he had one catch for one yard.
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Und ich frage dich, hätte er es lieber gemacht, wenn er 0 Schüsse für 0 Schüsse im Boxscore hatte, als er das Spiel verabschiedet hat? Oder hat ein großer Sportstar das Spiel verabschiedet, weil er sich froh fühlt, dass er 1 Schüsse und 1 Schüsse für eine Gewinnung verabschiedet hat?
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
No, it's not. He expected to have a big day. I'm assuming he always expects to have a big day because he's Odell Beckham. I don't think that he's happy at his role with the Dolphins. And anytime you're taking a prop bet on Odell Beckham this year, it's over, under. Will he have 11 and a half yards for the game? Because he's their third wide receiver, allegedly, right?
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Ich denke, er will den Yard und den Catch. Nein. Ich denke, er will den Yard und den Catch.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Nein, nein. Ich dachte, es war 1-Jahre-1-Siege. Ich dachte, es war 1-Jahre-1-Siege.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Ist er unser hypothetischer Fußballspieler mit dem Streak, dem 10-Jahre-Streak? Nein, er hat keinen Streak, weil er viele Spiele hat, 0-Siege, 0-Jahre.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
But Stugatz is in the other room. I'm being told that he's in the other room now. Hey, Dano. And he's ready to go with Genesis. Oh, wait a minute. He's getting the good stuff. Oh. Das ist nicht das, was schmerzt. Das ist das, was gut fühlt. Der Theragun auf dem Knie ist ein schlechtes Spot.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Das ist nicht sein Knie. Der Theragun fühlt sich gut an. Der Theragun... Nicht in den Knie, Dan.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Und er hätte keine Warnung gehabt, dass sie ihn das ganze Spiel nicht aufschlagen würden. Und dann in der Halbzeit, weil Jason Sanders den 16. Kuss seiner Karriere geschafft hat, der längste aktive Streak in der Liga, dann hat er plötzlich die Chance, ein paar Schüsse zu machen. Andererseits war Jonu Smith das Stadion mit null Schüsse für null Yards. Zwei Schüsse auch!
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Odell Beckham does not think that he's going into an NFL football game and all he's going to have is one catch for one yard.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Nicht zwölf Tore, sondern nur ein Schuss für einen Yard. Das ist nicht, wofür er ins Stadion geht. Wenn du ihm vorher gesagt hättest, dass das sein wird, würde er sagen, dass er nicht mehr spielen will.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Vielleicht. Ich denke nicht, dass er sie treffen wird, weil er nicht so viel gespielt hat. Die Grund, warum ich es eigentlich aufbringe, ist, weil der Stardom so fliegend ist in diesem Sport. In jedem Sport, Dan. Ja, aber nein, in jedem Sport.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Ich denke, die mittlere Karriere im Fußball ist drei Jahre. Das gleiche wie beim Fußball. Das gleiche wie beim Podcasting.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Das Einzige, wo ich euch hinführe, ist, dass ich glaube, dass Odell Beckham überrascht ist, dass er seinen Namen und diese Stat-Linie sieht, je nachdem, wo er im Sport ist. Ich weiß, dass die Karrieremortalität, Sie haben mir schon mal eine Version davon gesagt, dass die Vertrauen die letzte Sache sind, um zu gehen. Entschuldigung.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Ich weiß nicht, was er seine Karriere erwartete, nachdem er das Größte gespielt hat, was wir jemals in einem Monday-Night-Football-Spiel mit den New York Giants gesehen haben. Aber was seine Karriere nach dem Spiel passiert ist, ist, dass er in Cleveland mit großen Erwartungen ging, sie mit großen Erwartungen übernehmen musste, Und das gesamte Cleveland-Team fällt sich ab.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Und dann wird er sich wieder auf die Rams verlassen. Und in der Superbowl war er Superbowl-MVP. Die Art und Weise, wie das Spielplan gestaltet wurde, wenn er nicht getötet hätte, dann würde Odell Beckham den Superbowl-MVP gewinnen. Dass du das als deine Karriere hast und in den Dolphins gehst und 6-7 kämpfst, ein Schuss für ein Jard, Das fühlt sich ziemlich schnell an.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Vielleicht fühlt es sich nicht so an wie bei dir, aber es fühlt sich ziemlich schnell an.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Ich weiß, der Will Fuller-Kontrakt mit den Dolphins, wo du am Ende deiner Karriere reinkommst. Ich sage dir immer noch, und ich werde mich an diesem Thema in einer Sekunde entfernen, dass du die Anzahl der persönlichen Ehrgeiz, die diese Leute haben, übernimmst. Ein Schuss für einen Yard ist für ihn beängstigend. Based on what used to be the threat of that name, there is no pride in that.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
And if you have pride as an athlete, those numbers, looking at them, you're like a little bit ashamed of what your career has become.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
It really does.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
Okay, I need you to stop making this overt sexual innuendos. This is the good part, though. Oh. I love Genesis' laugh. The Theragun in the glute is good, yes.
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Hour 2: Against The Breakfast Spread (Feat. Ken Rofgers)
His rage faces are great.
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Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
I don't think I ever got that many roses in my whole life. Stugatz. Certainly not from your lovely grandfather, God may his soul rest in peace. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Listen, I was just trying to make a Castillo joke. You know, yeah, two, you don't have one. Couple of Castillos cutting it up.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
The two best days of the NCAA tournament are the day it starts and the day Duke loses. Taylor. They're called the Duke Blue Devils because they were blue in the face from choking away a national title. Taylor. How is the answer to everything around here more David Sampson? I can promise you this. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is asking for more David Sampson. How'd we get here?
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Dan, I left for five weeks. I mean, Samson dominated the airwaves here. Are they still airwaves? I don't know. How does that work? Excellent questions, all of them. The Samson one, too?
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
All of it. Walter Clayton Jr., senior guard play. To everybody comparing Walter Clayton Jr. to Steph Curry, do me a favor. Stop doing it. What are we doing? Why are we comparing him to Steph? He's not Steph Curry. No one is. It's just size and step backs. That's all it is. Whenever I bet on a team, nobody can make a free throw. It's the worst.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Dan, do you know what we witnessed on Saturday? Todd Golden versus Bruce Pearl. A couple of Jews coaching it up. Amazing time for Jewish coaches. Three of the final four. Wow. That's a trend. John Shire. I had no idea. Things you think about on a gummy, on a walk to the sphere, on the way to your third consecutive Deading Company show. Is Jimmy Garoppolo good or is he just good looking?
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Glennon. Dan thought he was going to be great.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
But you thought he was going to be good, right? A first-round pick is what I said. Houston would win a national championship every season if basketball was played without a basketball. I agree with that. Thank you. Duke was 79-0 under John Shire when leading by more than 10 points. You know what that means, Dan. Something had to give. They were due. Look at that. Thank you, Greg.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Look at the ally you've got there. I know he loves that.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
I will take it. I love that thumb. Hell yeah. He might not show it, but Coach K is definitely happy any time John Shire loses a big game. He is. You agree? It seems like you agree. Totally believe it.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
You think he says to his wife, he's not me. He's good, but he's not me. He had to say it, right? Coach S. WFAN, debating for hours. Why Coach S?
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Yes. He fell short of that. Right now, he's still John Shire. The guy that Coach K laughs at.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
WFAN debating for four hours whether or not Juan Soto is a needle mover. Good job, boys. That's what sports radio is all about. 20 shares. Roki Suzuki crying after a bad first start for the Dodgers. Hey, Roki, there's no crying in baseball. Alex Ovechkin broke Wayne Gretzky's goal record with Gretzky in attendance. The great one. Alexander the Great.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
The comparisons between Ovechkin and Gretzky are ridiculous. Seriously. Gretzky was a far better player. Are people arguing that Ovechkin's the greatest goal scorer of all time because he has most goals? Wait, you mean the best player of all time? Or the best goal scorer. Because he's neither. Gretzky did it in fewer years, I believe.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
The exact same number. So now take Gretzky's rings, put them in a box, and take Ovechkin's rings and put them in a box and tell me who's better.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Goal for your life. We're all taking Gretzky. You take Ovechkin, you're dead.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
I heard you. If someone was about to beat my record, I would be as far away from the arena as possible. In fact, when John Toto broke my Clark University goals in a season record, I was halfway across the globe in Italy. The boot. I've never met Toto. I heard he's a good player. I did it in less games, I will tell you that. That matters. Thank you. I'm the great one at Clark University.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Every time I walk through customs, I feel like I'm about to be arrested. Every time, man. Nothing worse than walking through customs without anyone checking a suitcase and everyone greeting you with smiles and saying, good day, mate, realizing you could have put 20 packs of dog walkers in your suitcase. Dan, I could have taken 10 pounds of weed. Put it on the pole.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
And it's disappointing because then I'm in an alley. I'm talking to Kiwi. I'm making sure I don't get arrested. It's like, you know, old school.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
I do. In honor of me going to Australia, top five athletes, if they were named after something Australian. OLI. Desmond Brisbane. Crocodile Dundee Wayne. Did you just snort? I did. Kangaroo-y, Hachimura. Number five, Boomerang Esiason. Number four, Brandon Bondi Beachy. Number three, Rasheed Koalas. Number two, Moises Kangaloo. And number one, the Great Barrier, Sharif Abdur-Rahim.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
I have two OLIs, Dan. All right. And then a top five and it's a beauty. All right.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Habs are tough. Moises Kangaloo is good.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
You know what the A in Australia stands for? Not air conditioning. They have AC issues there and ice issues. They don't have ice? We have ice issues here. In this office or United States?
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Oh. Dan, they have a community radio station on Bondi Beach. Anyone could walk in there and take the mic. So naturally, I did. Fired two rugby coaches, compared the careers of Patrick Rafter and Leighton Hewitt. 14 shares.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Yep. Next day, I got a job offer from a radio station in Perth. The morning hop around with Kanga Stu. Told him I'd get back to him. Awesome. Damn, we own, me and you, 20% of the Australian Baseball League.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
You got it. It's not big in Australia, it's big in Asia. So that's the play. You're fronting all the capital. 10% for you, 10% for me. We good? I'm serious here. No, because the play is, Dan, there are many Asian players playing in the Australian Baseball League. So they get massive numbers. Those games stream in Asia, Japan, China, everywhere. They get massive numbers.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
No one cares in Australia, but in Asia they care.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Yes. Yeah. And you're welcome. We'll cover it on the Hop Around. Kanga Stoop. Perth. Perth is a funny name. It was. It was a good choice. It was a good choice. Hey, parents. Got news for you. If your son or daughter is studying on Bondi Beach, guess what they're not doing? Studying. Partying their asses off. You don't believe in studying abroad, do you? No, I do not. It's a scam. I mean...
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
To work at least two more years to pay for Amish trip. Because Sydney was not enough. Studying abroad was not enough. She went to spring break in Japan. Jesus. She watched some Australian baseball there. Where was it? Bill Raftery is better at his job than anyone in our industry is at their job. How about that? He's pretty good. Do you agree, though?
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Top five people who are better at their jobs than everyone in our industry is at their job. OLI. Roy. Billy. Chris. Mike. Number five. Greg Cody. What happened to Jess? Well, I mean, I'm sorry. Jess might be in my top five. Yeah, spoiler alert. Jesus, man. Let me finish. Number four, Jess. I don't believe that's what that is. Let me see your number four. I'm not going to show you my number.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
It's my number four. Get your own number four. Why don't you believe it, Dan? What do you mean? Good ad lib. Thank you. Number three, Christopher Mad Dog Russo.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
I forgot about L. I had L at four. Listen, I had to scribble some stuff out. We don't have ink here, so...
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
It printed out. It was fuzzy. I can't really read the list. Al Duncan is for. Jess is too.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Thank you, Greg. Number five. Randy Moeller.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Well, Shador Sanders to the Giants, pen or pencil? Pen. If you write it in pen, Dan, you can't erase it. With a pencil, you can erase it. So if you're saying, if you're doing it in pen, then it's happening. Pencil, you're not so sure. It's a good game. Evan Cohen. What about Whiteout? You still making that? I think.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
I didn't finish the list. Jess was two. Bill Raftery was number one.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Oh, well, I, Roy, Billy, Chris, Mike, five, Greg Cody, four, Al Duncan, three, Christopher Mad Dog Russo, number two, Jess, number one, Bill Raftery.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Taylor. Stugatz. Book number two. Titled, I didn't ask for any of this. Collision course. Watching people trying to get organized after a golf round is funny. Whenever a basketball game goes to overtime, I have to turn to the person next to me and say free basketball. My wife hates it. Why is she still married to me? I put her through hell. Speaking of hell, Arp Riles.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Dan, those are the weekend observations.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Number two. Vic Fangio. Fangs. Number one. Rick Pitino.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
The Clippers have won five straight. It's incredible when you consider Paul George is no longer there. They've won eight of ten. I think Tyrone Liu is probably—he has to be up there in terms of— Tyronn Lue in terms of top three or four coaches in the NBA. I would love to see the Lakers and the Warriors. I'd just like to see it later in the playoffs. But I'll take it.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
I'll take it anytime I can get it. That's going to be fun, right?
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
You know you can say no. Don't you want news?
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
No, he can't. If you asked the NBA, if you asked Adam Silver, who do you want matched up in the Western Conference Finals? If you could have any two teams, he would tell you Lakers-Warriors, right? That's the answer.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Ron Jaworski. Jaws. That's a good one. That is a good one.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Weekend Observations are brought to you by Miller Lite. Dan, in 20 years of doing this show with you, perhaps it's the only thing I've been consistent about the entire time. That this week is the best week on the sports calendar. Magnolia Lane. Rays Creek. Jim Nance, Hogan Bridge, Amen Corner, Butler Cabin, and of course, the Azaleas. Ah, the Azaleas.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it, Masters Week is back. Exciting. Yes. Perhaps we'll talk about it.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
You want to talk about the poor three today? Oh, I love the poor three. Oh, do I love the poor three. I'll be glued. Speaking of back. Hello. Stephen A. Smith on first take. Debating. What does Ovechkin's record mean for LeBron's legacy? That's why he gets paid the big bucks. How did he weave those two together? He is a genius, that man. He really is.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
The Mariners have two pitchers in their starting rotation named Luis Castillo. You know what they say, Dan? If you have two Luis Castillos, you don't have one. The C in Luis Castillo stands for a couple of Castillos cutting it up.
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The Big Suey: Stick-and-Pickin' with Dane Brugler
Didn't Marv Albert bite someone?
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The Big Suey: Stick-and-Pickin' with Dane Brugler
I was in a hotel room. Well, I mean, in sports. You didn't say on the field of play.
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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)
That's on at the arena. Exactly.
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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stugatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)
This meditation is brought to you by Peloton. Find your push. Find your power with Peloton.
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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)
How about Will Smith in Men in Black being able to get your memory all gone with one push of a button? Not a weapon. The neuralyzer? That's a weapon. It's not a weapon.
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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)
The long-winded part? He could not have left the Zoom quicker, if that's any kind of thing.
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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)
Up in arms is a negative.
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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)
I can't believe the funniest coaching news that I saw yesterday was Ben Johnson just being like, Jets, I'm good. Don't need an interview.
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Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)
Also some good ones.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
At some point, thank you, Amin, for coming in and immediately shuffling papers when they're counting us in and trying to keep the sound pristine. Excellent start to the segment. As always, we appreciate the drunken meanderings of Juan Amin Alhacen when he comes into town and graces us with his expertise. I've been dry since the holiday party. Way to go. Did you learn something?
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
Well, actually, that's not what it sounds like. Oh, wrong Mickey. I promised Mickey Harris in a long time I wouldn't play this sound anymore, but now it's too good to not play because it is one of the great classics. Going to get another call, Dano. In the history of the show. Another sleepless night. Yeah, well, now we are here. Now you see, you guys, man, you guys.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
I actually approved the budget for that during one of the breaks. Thank you.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
I want, please get me the sound, Chris. This goes way back in the library. It is some precious, precious sound. Look. I'm going to tell a couple of stories here to explain to everyone here. Just be careful, man. Okay, all right. Look, this is a good story I'm about to tell. I've never told this story before, and I legitimately do not know what I'm about to say, how it is that it happened.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
I'm going to move my mic away because I'm not going to interrupt this story. Okay, but if you guys want to understand... how it is that money moves are made and why it is that I'm telling you. Man, aren't you guys, shouldn't you be more interested in how it is the big money plays, okay?
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
That's a good story. That's a good story. I don't know whether I should tell it, but now we're here. You're telling it. So when you say that people do not know what Mickey Arison sounds like, he did an interview with us during the height of the Big Three when any aggregated thing would make a mess for everybody involved.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
And he said, among other things, some form of, well, what do you want me to do about where it is that Chris Bosch can or can't go? I can't control their freedom. It's not whatever it is, wherever it is we were. Slave days. I don't control freedom. That sound... Never got out after being live. People couldn't access where that sound went. They were asking me if I had covered it up.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
I didn't know where it went. It disappeared from wherever the places are that that stuff would make an appearance. And I've never heard it since. And it never was a thing because it was simply live and then vanished. Something that was our sound that would have been an aggregated national controversy that the heat did not need just vanished in ways that I don't understand.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
Can we play it? What sound? Oh, we don't have it. Okay, it doesn't exist. I don't know because Chris Cody, the sound that I'm talking about, I don't have that sound. I don't know where that sound is anymore. That sound disappeared when it happened and I didn't understand why it happened and that never became a thing. And we never talked about it again. The sound I'm talking about predates Amin.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
Are there more parts of that story that are unknown? Because as an adult man, you probably shouldn't be drinking so much that you fall on your face.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
I don't think Amin knows what we're talking about when we reference one of the most famous sounds in show history that involves Mickey Arison. Chris Cody doesn't know what it is that I'm talking about. I don't know. Yes, you do, Stugatz. I do know. Stugatz. I do know.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
Stugat, you don't know the sound I'm about to play that I have told Mickey Arison that we're not playing anymore because it's a problematic sound.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
I just want to hear his voice. I don't care if he talks about the weather. Chris can't find it because he doesn't know the joke I'm talking about. After Mickey Harrison is not a public speaker. OK, so he is outside this arena here and there there's a parade full of people out front. And the slogan for the Miami Heat at the time is stay white and.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
I just can't believe that nobody around here knows this story. It's like one of the most famous in the show's history.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
And I'm surrounded by people who don't know this story when it's sound that vanished that the people around here should know the story. Well, you're telling us the story.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
How am I telling a story that is one of the most famous in show history that no one here knows that story? How is it possible when everyone here knows the story?
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
The sound disappearing story is not something that any of you knew.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
The other story. No, don't tell me to stop banging on the table when I don't understand. We're celebrating our 20th anniversary and I got a room full of people who don't know the most famous shit we've done.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
Do you guys not understand why this would be just exasperating to me? Here's the story. And forgive me for getting it wrong the first time. I am really in a state of discombobulation because I can't believe our crew doesn't remember big moments in show history. Let me move my mic away. We don't know which story.
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The owner of the Miami Heat was speaking in front of a whole lot of black people during a parade. The slogan for the team at the time was white hot. And he told those black people in an echoing way that sounded like a Klan rally in an auditorium. To stay white. Stay white.
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After the Christmas party and drinking too much.
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No, that was me. I wasn't the one falling on my face and needing surgery on my lip.
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Yeah, it's great. I remember, please get the sound and the video of one of my favorite moments of the holidays ever that I've experienced, which is Roy Bellamy staring as David Dwork does shots with Greg Cody at the holiday party. And a real moment of camaraderie is lost between Roy and his hockey host because Greg Cody, an older man, has stolen David Dwork from him.
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Stugatz. Yeah. La Carreta is a place where the best of the celebrations has to be the 97 Marlins celebration because it was Levante.
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This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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We have a victory lap to get to, and also I need to understand from Billy and others if we're going to involve Matt Kugler. soft-talking Matt Coogler, new producer of South Beach Sessions, if we're going to involve him on the decision-making that is do we air Pat Riley this year or this week or do we not air Pat Riley because we did an interview for South Beach Sessions.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
But before I do that, I have to go to Billy. His costume is falling apart. His day is falling apart. His time has been falling apart since he took the manager special. Please, Amin, stop fiddling with your microphone. Your only contributions to the show at the beginning of segments is to make noises that distract me. Sorry. I just hit you guys with an epic I happen to know.
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A truly epic I happen to know that Amin did not happen to know, even though it's one of the most famous moments in show history. An echoing stay white, but because Billy's costume is falling apart, I would like, before he falls apart for the rest of the day, for him to explain to us why he is claiming that we have been betrayed by our people.
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Come on. Billy, I thank you for making that complaint a public one. I have had it about our company and our people for a while now. Very often the things that get clicked are things I've said that come back and have haunting results.
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like Warren Sapp if he sees me in public and thinks that I said he has bad breath when it's only Stugatz who has said that he has bad breath, or when I get a beer bottle broken over my chin because people think I'm responsible for the Pell Grant scandal at the University of Miami because you guys have said I'm responsible for the Pell Grant scandal at the University of Miami.
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I I've rarely seen anything funnier than that. And now all of a sudden in the new year, Roy is shaving off his eyebrows accidentally so he could keep up with the younger man, Greg Cody, in keeping David Dwork's interests.
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I have human cost that is on my chin, a scar on my chin from a beer bottle that I was hit with. Our people are always betraying us. And Billy, in your case, those social media people are awful. They are aggregate whores. Terrible people. They don't care. They're shameless. They want us to get in trouble and cause us problems.
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I'm watching a Jerry Springer documentary on Netflix on the problems that producers caused at Jerry Springer by not taking any responsibility for the fact that they were doing dumb shit with dumb people. That's what we do around here. You guys are going to get me and Billy harmed in today's America by getting your clicks this cheaply. My tone is shit today. Get the phone out.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
Very crazy. Well, you're, again, making the holiday party about how you didn't have a drink and, again, boring us with tales of how it is that you're dry. I saw the look on your face. You were jealous because Greg Cody was having more fun with your co-host. It was not about the liquor. It was about David Dwork.
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Roy still doesn't think that's funny. You understand why it's funny, Roy? Because you sound drunk, even though you're denying you're drunk. You keep saying, I didn't have anything to drink, but there's the proof.
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You understand, so you deny that you were drunk, but it's very clear through the sound that you can play again here, Chris, that you are clearly drunk. This is how a drunk announcer would sound.
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I would argue that one of those stumblings is what you just did in not listening to what it is that Billy just tossed you that you ran right past and couldn't even tell me what it is right now. I believe that's a $7 fine for me to the Venmo fine bucket. Has anyone contributed yet? Yes. No, we have not.
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All right. We've got a new fine bucket. It's a dollar for a mistake. It is $2 for coughing and phlegm, $3 for pestering, $5 for tone, $7 for not listening, $10 for phone interruption, $50 for death, and fines are doubled on Tuesdays when Greg Cody is here.
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From the maker of It's Opposite Day.
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From the maker of It's Opposite Day. I mean, I'm going to give you the information, and you're going to see the errors of your ways, and I think the $7 not listening fine should be doubled. What?
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I think your reaction to hearing for the first time what you should have heard, because listening is an important feature of this show, is the follow-up questions I assume you're going to ask when I tell you that Billy Gill said that him and Roy played tag this morning. You didn't even hear that. No. Was it phone tag?
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No, I don't. I assumed it was actual tag, and I was shocked because Roy playful during a dry time is not something that I can imagine in my wildest imaginations.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
From the maker of It's Opposite Day. Billy Gill tried to play tag with Roy. Roy was not feeling playful. He was also not feeling playful when this happened at the holiday party, where you can see for yourself that he is jealous. And this is not about being dry. This is also not about I haven't had anything to drink in many months.
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This is everything about David Dwork and Greg Cody are drinking shots themselves. And when you focus in on Roy's face, you will see there that there is nothing but horror. Horror and I see jealousy there. Billy, do you not see jealousy there? Because you were shaking your head. I could see you shaking your head here earlier in the segment, even though it's hidden behind a dinosaur.
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Non-former player division, right? Because we're not going to do Randy Moeller. We're going to do media members who aren't... We have not talked enough about that team. We're going to do it again this season. This... I...
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
The thing that I want to ask the group here, because this is a fairly fascinating time in Miami, and I'm guessing that the majority of the audience, if they're not already tired of us talking for two days about Jimmy Butler and Tyreek Hill, will soon be tired of it. Don't leave out the Padres. It is super rare. You guys weren't interested in that story, huh?
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I mean, Super Wild Card weekend is coming up.
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It's always interesting to me, though, when you guys are interested about money. Like, you guys, it really is funny to me, right? Because Jimmy Butler, Tyreek Hill, it's all money. Money, money, money, it doesn't matter. When it's that, you're fascinated.
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But when it's the big money, when it's the money that families fight over and Woody Johnson is making his teenage kids the team, then you don't care unless I give you the details of, oh, rich family treats the whole thing as a stupid toy. Isn't that funny? Yeah. They ruin Aaron Rodgers at the end because it's a rich family stupid toy.
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This is the part that I'm fascinated by that I want to talk about with you and Amin because I don't get it as a content strategy thing. I've been telling you for years that when John Skipper
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and david samson talk with pablo torre the amount of business information there is something that the business world is chewing up because they can't believe that's out there and for free a knowledge of how it is to dominate the sports business what do you mean you can just get that expertise by downloading fifty minutes because
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We cover it very poorly in sports because in the mainstream media, we obsess about the Tyreek Hills and the Jimmy Butlers. And these owners hide in the shadows and we don't know anything about them. And they are these shadowy creatures that are covered very poorly until all of a sudden Donald Sterling stumbles into it for the 7,000th time. And then they can't hide it anymore.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
That's the big thing, though, that I'm telling you is on the Sporting Class podcast where it's like this information, nobody gives it publicly. How it is these commissioners get run through on these TV contracts because people keep assigning some strength to the people running college football and they've been played for fools already by the money.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
This is one of the reasons, though, Stugatz, that I am super interested in the way all of this stuff is covered because we can all agree, right? Whatever you think... old-timey television soap operas are. This is the place where the men have the most permission to be just interested in all the little soap opera things. What is Tyreek doing with his Twitter account?
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We can sink right into all of it freely. I want the juicy drama on everything. And so, in Miami right now,
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We have two star players fighting over what is a giant amount of money for them and not a giant amount of money for the guy who runs that franchise into the ground and builds F1 arenas and runs this economy in the neighborhood all around him into the cemetery while growing something that he profits from greatly that he will have a succession plan for but will end with Tyreek Hill and Jimmy Butler no longer being in town
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and us talking about the small little money details without caring about the real money.
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But how about the interesting parts of the conversation? They just want to fire a coach. Okay, but you're interested when Woody Johnson's kids are involved, and you're also interested when I tell you the story. I'm not, though. You're interested when I tell you this story. You're going to tell me you're not interested in Woody Johnson's teenage kids are running the Jets, Stugant?
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Heat? Dolphins even? You may not care about the Padres. The Padres were a game away from changing the entire way the last baseball season ended and have been playing the big money game in a way that's confusing four or five years.
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The reason that I'm coming back to the pods is because there are ways to make this interesting. And one of the ways I would say even Stugatz would be interested is when Keon Dooling gets on to Mickey Arison's boat with Shaquille O'Neal. Shaquille O'Neal. and says to him, Shaq, you ain't rich. This is rich.
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Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
I thought people were interested in the amount of money at the top of the food chain that ends up controlling all the other money while we talk about Tyreek Hill and Jimmy Butler wanting money they're not going to get because the owners in power are better at these games than the players are.
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugats.
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
I want to thank Tony, too, for this move at the end of every show when he throws the paper at the... You missed! The best. I do it every camera. Any time I'm around a camera, I throw a paper at it.
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
Oh, my God. Oh, one of the great stories in the history of ESPN. 23 years on television. That's a good point, Dan.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
Oh, no.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
This is the Don Labrador Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
Oh, no.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
Nah, bro. Nah, bro. That ain't it, bro. That ain't it.
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The Big Suey: Tall, Dark, and Handsome (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
See we're done with that. Let's not come back. You did it. You can't do that any better. He nailed it. All right We're done with that. All right, you did it. Don't bring up the vultures anymore.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Don Levitard. Again, started on the breakfast flan. Oh, man, I've been singing a song to myself all morning long. Breakfast flan. Stugatz. Have you never heard the breakfast flan song? No, hit me with it. Okay. I wish I had some breakfast flan.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Waking up on a breakfast like that.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
They're also mysterious about what the actual injury is here, which is leading to some, you know, speculation.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
Mike McGee, an MLS legend that never really got a fair shot with the national team, I I thought I had seen this out of the corner of my eye, the first assignment that Landon had. And I was like, my guy, he's finally doing it because he's really holding on to those 11 hairs on top of his head. Who goes for that look? According to this text, they said it wouldn't be shown on television.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
I'm having a hair transplant procedure. Oh, my. But, dude, you just do the entire head. You shave the entire head in advance of the transplant.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
For a moment, forget about showing up on television. That is a psychotic hairstyle to be just walking out of the house with.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
I would shave my head entirely at that point.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
It goes all the way around because that's where they take the flap of skin.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
For those listening along in the podcast, I don't know exactly how to articulate it, but Landon Donovan looks more bald like this than if he were actually bald.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
Well, that's why Manu Ginobili's Eurostep was always unguardable. Because he's like barreling down on a dude and he's like, there's no way this guy's got to move.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
He had the receding hairline, the male pattern baldness. We'll be free.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
I mean, he may be involved with the diamond trade, I guess. Different atrocities.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. When you're hosting your ultimate game day party, why don't you bring out a beautiful silver platter of that amazing white can and know you will make everybody there happy because Miller Lite is the original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one.
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Postgame Show: A Baseball Hat Changes Everything
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The Big Suey: The Messiah at The Elbo Room
That's also a classic old-timey sports radio journalism type thing where you complain about everybody talking about this too much while you're talking about it.
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The Big Suey: The Messiah at The Elbo Room
Don Levitard. What do I got here? I got a Magnum condom. We won't get that out. That's shocking. Stugatz. Here's a picture of Christopher when he was like three years old.
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The Big Suey: The Messiah at The Elbo Room
Look at that hat, by the way. Look at that hat.
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The Big Suey: The Messiah at The Elbo Room
Well, Mark, let me explain my opinion and see if I at least have a point here. I've never said McDavid isn't great. I mean, he's the best player in hockey overall. But I don't think he's a two-way. And P.K. Subban was saying that Barkov is a better all-around player. You called him an underachiever. Yeah, yeah, I did. And here's the reason. No, no. He's laughing at you.
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The Big Suey: The Messiah at The Elbo Room
I think he's an underachiever because for all this greatness, nine years into his career, he hasn't won a Stanley Cup. And the odds are still long that he's not going to win one again. And I think you don't get to be the top echelon of the goat pen without a champion. You've won six of them. He hasn't won any yet for all his stats, for all his numbers. Not saying he's not great.
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The Big Suey: The Messiah at The Elbo Room
I'm saying until he wins the Cup.
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The Big Suey: The Messiah at The Elbo Room
I understand, in his ninth year. Until he wins the Cup, he doesn't get to be the best ever. He doesn't get to be McJesus and the next Gretzky and everything else people say, in my opinion.
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The Big Suey: The Messiah at The Elbo Room
So you agree he has to. Thank you. Boom! We got him, Greg.
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The Big Suey: The Messiah at The Elbo Room
It doesn't quite have the same ring.
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The Big Suey: The Messiah at The Elbo Room
No, no. And also, Foxborough is a far-flung suburb. It's not in the city like those other teams are. So, Charlotte, you can speak to this.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
But, I mean, Woj wasn't wrong. They offered him a contract. They were going after him. Well, he was wrong on the dollars, but he wasn't wrong. You're right.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
He created it? He forced the Lakers to offer him a contract? He didn't do that. He reported that he was the target. Woj looks bad here. They offered him a contract, so he was right about that.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. DOSH cash back terms apply.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
by their name i'd like you to meet and this is my other son but that's that's a cow okay that's a cow that's a really bad bad cow there chris elephants are much different ron i saw a video of a drive-through safari in texas where they were kind of taking taking a family through or whatever and a giraffe went and picked up a toddler out of the back of a pickup truck it looked like
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
How far was that going to go with that giraffe had the parent not intervened?
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
He should have been biking in the bike lane, Dan. The animal's never at fault.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
It's been nearly 20 years of this show, and I'm just making this connection. So, Dan, for years, people accused you of being like an athlete apologist. And we're just now pointing together. Ron's an animal apologist. And this may be why this marriage is working out. That is correct.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
Ron, I was going to ask you that. Do flamingos lay unfertilized eggs like chicken? And if so, what do they taste like?
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
O, O, O, O'Reilly Auto Parts.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
So we're pausing the dentist thing for Donald Trump. Well, there's a reason. Yes, that's why.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Just keeping things in order.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Yeah, I don't want that while I'm getting my teeth drilled. That sounds delightful. That sounds great. No, but it takes the focus off the teeth. Yeah. That's what you're there for. Right. It's vibrating. You get the noise to deal with. Imagine going to get a massage and someone starts working on your teeth. Hey, good analogy. Perfect. Think about it. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Yeah. They're just words, Dan. They're just opinions. You enjoy the experience. You enjoy this dentist. I mean, you're getting a massage while they're working on your teeth.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
But a good dentist is a good dentist. You go to a restaurant, you have no idea what the owner thinks, you know, where it leads.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Stugatz, what are you accusing Steve Levy of off mic? Falling asleep on the sun. On the sun? I mean, right around the sun, in the sun. Like, go inside, man. It's hot here in Miami in the summertime. It's even hotter out in the Everglades at sunrise where he is. I'm telling you, Steve Levy has Boca Beach Club written all over him. He does.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
I'm imagining a dentist with sports opinions. Kittle, you're not a top 10 tight end in the NFL.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
A meat fondue? Well, not a meat fondue. Going to the melting pot and cooking meat at the table, like right in front of the crew, you know?
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Well, there's cheese fondue. There's chocolate fondue. There is no meat fondue.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Very much in play.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
That's well done. That is well done. How about when you go to hibachi? You go yum yum sauce, and if so, how many yum yums?
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
As many as you want, George.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Does George Kittle tear it up on the dance floor at a wedding?
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
That's a great question.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
I live out west as well. Once you get to that arena, you still have 35 minutes to go before you get to my house.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
It's huge. George, I've been meaning to ask you this. I am wondering, I know you love all things Iowa. You went to Iowa. You have tight end university. I get it. I get it. But do you sit around like the rest of us and watch that offense? And do you say to yourself, man, that's boring?
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Point in saying Steve Levy stayed at the Boca Hotel, the Boca Beach Club, there's nowhere to stay at Sunrise. Unless you want to sleep at a car dealership, there is no hotels there. Unless you want to sleep at the quarterdeck, there's nowhere to sleep. And so I'm telling you, you might see Barkley around Sunrise. You might see Ariana Grande around Sunrise, Steve Levy around Sunrise.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
They're not staying there. I assure you they're not staying there. It's Boca Beach Club or the Breakers.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Totally fair.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
He owns hockey. I mean, the man is having a moment. Let him have a moment.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
It was a terrible joke.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
I am being told he refuses to go into the penalty box. He's in the kitchen. He's in the kitchen eating.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Now he's walking away with a coffee.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Oh my gosh. I was thinking about it last night. The guy who's sitting in a little shed somewhere in the middle of Canada and he's upset. His television only plays hockey. It's all he gets. I was just thinking about how Matt Gila floor must be. That's where I'm at with this because Canada cannot be happy. But I know Greg wants to talk about this too.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
The chance of USA at the arena during the games, stop it. You sound silly. You sound like you just got here. And I know most of you did just get here, but that's what it sounds like at the arena when you chant USA. Half your team's from Canada. What are you doing? What are you doing, Panther fans?
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Correct, yes. Thank you for clarifying that. Big confusion. It was a big confusion. So Rodriguez on the team, so you have to ask.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Yes, you mentioned that. He leads the league in penalty minutes.
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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit
Okay, understand that. You're the mayor.
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Local Hour: The McFather, McSon, and McHolySpirit
I don't know about that. Is that true? Is that true?
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Hour 1: 50 Hawks, 10 Crocs, 3 Brown Bears, 15 Wolves, A Hunter with a Rifle, 7 Buffalo, 10K Rats, 5 Gorillas, and 4 Lions (feat. Ron Magill)
Bad news for opposing teams in the AAA. Stugatz. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz.
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Hour 1: 50 Hawks, 10 Crocs, 3 Brown Bears, 15 Wolves, A Hunter with a Rifle, 7 Buffalo, 10K Rats, 5 Gorillas, and 4 Lions (feat. Ron Magill)
Cuervo.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I saw some Heat fans do not like it. Heat fans can criticize Jimmy Butler. If you criticize Jimmy Butler, then all of a sudden he's the Heat guy. Well, you did say it was a failure, and they should have known, and it was a waste. Well, they didn't go to multiple championships. They do not know. I mean, you're not first, you're last.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, reading. Reading Schmieding. Jesus.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
How about you trust us? I mean, I've been on one.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Ernie, und es ist keine Entschuldigung für dich, Ernie, du hast etwas gesagt, was mich wirklich beeindruckt hat, und das ist, dass Indiana ein College-Team ist. Und ich denke, das ist, was ich an ihnen hasse.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Ich liebe es, College-Basketball während des Märchens für den Madness zu sehen, aber wenn du mir ein College-Basketball-Team bringst, das 94 Füße von der Hoop kommt, TJ McConnell wird da sein, den Boden schlagen, die Defense spielen, diese Bewegungen machen, und dann den kleinen Jumper, den er macht, 12 Füße, wo er... Ich fühle mich sehr schockiert.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Es ist nicht du, ich habe keine Entschuldigung gesagt, respektvoll.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Er ist immer so perfekt. Er ist der beste Basketballspieler aller Zeiten. Er macht immer das Richtige. Ich bin müde davon. Ich will nicht, dass er immer das Richtige macht.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Die Konferenz-Finale, unser Set-NBA-Historie ist auf dem Horizont mit DraftKings Sportsbook, einem offiziellen Sportsbetting-Partner der NBA. Du bist nicht nur am Zuschauen, du bist auch im Spiel. Von Spieler-Props bis zu Game-Lines, Live-Bets, das ist Playoff-Betting am besten. Neu zu DraftKings, bete nur 5 Dollar und wenn dein Bet-Hit, wirst du mit 300 Dollar und Bonus-Bets bezahlt.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Die Finale sind fast hier, geh in die Aktion, download die DraftKings Sportsbook-App und benutze das Code DANN.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
I do have something for Ernie to chime in on, Dan. I see that his bed has the tuck on the bottom. Ernie, you're a tuck on the bottom guy.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Dan, have one more thing for Ernie. Ernie, your favorite shoes to bring out on a suit. You got a lot of shoes. You had some Jumpman Jacks the other day. What's your favorite shoe to put on a suit? Eleven. Attaboy.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
I've seen the ads before. Sie versuchen etwas zu machen, wo man sagt, hey, wir sind Starbucks, wir sind auf jeder Kante, wir sind die größte Monopoly in Kaffee. Aber das ist so eine coole Art-Haus-Vibe. Du kannst hierher kommen und dein Werk machen und du kannst extra Kaffee gratis bekommen, wenn du hier hängst.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Also es ist wie, wenn du ein kleiner Teil bist, aber wir wissen, dass du dieser Monolith von Kaffee bist. Und warum versuchst du, dieses Spiel mit uns zu spielen?
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Did you look that up? I haven't yet. No, I have not. There's times where you say that I don't say something right and then you look it up and then I say it right and you're like, oh, I should have listened to it.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Again, the monolith being a powerful, unified and often inflexible organization. Monolith of coffee.
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Hour 2: That's All He's Got (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Starte nicht mit Buda Vida, starte nicht mit Buda Vida.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
It seems like you are.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
We're talking about... They're up 3-1.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Lass mich das schreiben.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
My dad says every time he takes us out for dinner, he says as he's looking over the bill, he says, what we do break a window. My kids are expecting it and they still laugh. I still laugh. He's been saying it for 40 years.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Zu Gott, was denken die Leute von Zaslow?
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Ich dachte, dass ich Karl-Anthony Towns in meinem Top-5-Nicks in der Viertelfinale einsetzen kann. Das ist, wie groß er in der Viertelfinale war. Ich war nach Spiel 1 sehr traurig. Ich weiß, du wolltest meine Tränen. Ich habe dir keine Tränen gegeben. Ich war wirklich traurig nach Spiel 2. Zu verlieren zwei Spiele zu Hause. Du denkst dir selbst, wir haben keine Chance, diese Serie zu gewinnen.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Vielleicht werden wir diese Serie nicht gewinnen. Aber zumindest haben wir eine Chance. Und zumindest haben wir noch ein Spiel bei der Mecca in New York City. Wir bringen die Serie nach Hause. Ich bin sehr optimistisch. Ich fühle mich, als ob die Knicks das bessere Team haben. Ich wirklich, wirklich. I am tired of the Pacers and their fanbase and Reggie Miller. I'm tired of all of it. All of it.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Hedgefund-wise.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
That's the math. How do you like that one?
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
He's called a lot of games. That's analysis right there.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Well, I spoke to my math friends as well, and they told me we should be up 2-1 right now. So I'm feeling pretty good about my chances. I mean, I am.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
If they lose a heartbreaking seventh game or if they're up in game six and they have a shot to bring it back to Madison Square Garden, I'm going to be crushed. Like you will... Du wirst meine Tränen bekommen, aber ich fühle mich jetzt, als ob wir die bessere Mannschaft haben. Und ich fühle mich, als ob wir natürlich noch in der Serie sind.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Aber es war nur ein Spiel. Das passiert in Game 6 oder 7. Ich bin zerstört. Zerstört.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
I'm also a bad shot away from being up 2-1. Like a really bad shot. Terrible decision. Perhaps the worst decision in the history of the NBA. And somehow we're celebrating Halliburton.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
I don't think stand out of the way. Stand out of the way? Stand aside, I think.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Move out of the way. Because if you're standing. Stand back.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
The Greg Cody Show with Greg Cody? Thank you.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Okay, also war es nicht der Greg Cody Show mit Greg Cody, sondern der Hockey Show?
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
That soccer documentary we made?
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Wir haben einen anderen Film gemacht, so viel ich weiß. Okay, welcher war das? Wir haben zwei gemacht.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Es war der Red Sox-Film. Das ist der. Das ist nicht der Name.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Sie waren runter, 3-0, sie kamen zurück, sie haben gewonnen, sie haben die Welt-Serie gewonnen, das ganze Ding.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
I don't know how to... You're half right. Oh.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
It's bad traffic out there, man.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
That was closer than this has been. You're up 3-0. You outscored them 16-4. I mean, it's not close.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Danke, dass du mich geliebt hast.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
No one is crushing him.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Let's talk about something that makes watching college hoops even better. Evan Williams Bourbon. It's game day's number one pour. The perfect addition from tip-off traditions to buzzer beater celebrations. This award-winning bourbon is extra aged for a taste that's smooth, rich, and easy to enjoy. Whether neat, on the rocks, or in a classic cocktail. Personally, I like to drink it on the rocks.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
So, whether it's a pre-game pour or a post-win nightcap, make every game day moment even better with Evan Williams. Visit evanwilliams.com to find a bottle near you. Evan Williams Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Bardstown, Kentucky. 43-45% alcohol by volume. Enjoy responsibly. 21 and older.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Kind of sounds like a pro-pedophilia musical you went to.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Ron, earlier I think you were talking about a chimp ripping off a person's arm and beating them with it.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
It really is insulting. Is that necessary? And have you actually seen it? It seems like at that point it's adding insult to injury. Like, if you've taken my arm, why do you need to beat me with it also?
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
That's the reality. The first thing a chimp does when it comes up to you is tries to bite off your genitals.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Well, hold on a second. Do you have chimps sans genitals at the zoo because they're biting them off? That's insulting.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
It's over. It's over. But then you're primed for the next battle, right? Once you don't have genitals, you really have the upper hand in the next battle. Because they have nothing to bite off. Honestly, if you're done reproducing as a chimp, take my genitals. I don't need my genitals anymore. I don't need little chimps running around that I then need to support or bad mouth to go off to college.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Honestly, you can take my genitals at this point. I'm learning. Probably make my life more difficult if I have more. I'm out of room at the Gill Manor. There's no more room in the inn. You know what I mean? And unless I'm getting some sort of raise, we're out of rooms there. So I don't have any more room for these kids. So take my genitals. And then if I was a chimp, you'd take my genitals?
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Dude, I'm going undefeated. Champion of the world just... You know what I mean?
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Thank you very much.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
years to one thing it's perfect for him because no one can come out and say wow this was a flop like this didn't live up to expectations it's just like wow this is even better than the last one but I can't show you just take my word for it and I'll show my friend Pablo and he won't say a bad thing about me so here's the thing if you want to make movies someone watches he should have made a Marvel movie made a ton of money everyone would have watched his movie had all these options make a comic book movie Ezra that's the move
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
I'll do it. He's afraid.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
You know, we haven't been talking about it. Big return day today, obviously, for Jimmy Butler, who's coming down. First game against his former team.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
We haven't talked about the fact that Jazz Chisholm is also coming back today to face the Marlins. Spring training game. However, return game. How do you think that's going to be received? Standing ovation? Video package? Bigger or smaller story than the Jimmy Butler return?
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
In fairness, Tony stayed and you got up and left. Yeah, that's true. You didn't want to play Marlon versus Panthers.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Evan Rodriguez. That's a tricky one, Dan. Well, while you were gone, we watched the Kim Mulkey dap, and I feel like all of the confusion was settled. We united. Yeah. Incredible dap. The back row is united, Dan.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
He was lurking in the shadows the next season. They were flirting with the playoffs all of a sudden. It was kind of like, well, what happened with that stand again?
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
My contouring's all off because Jesse hasn't heard what I've requested.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Who the f*** is Willie? This one over here just says today wasn't good enough. I don't feel like I've caused any chaos. If anything, I'm trying to right the shit today. I've been doing my darndest to keep things on the rails today. Believe it or not, Ron McGill, who will be joining us shortly, I'm doing my best to make sure that we're staying on track. I'm just sitting there.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
There's proper channels, though, to deal with, you know, inner office conflicts. I don't know that just airing it out is a good idea.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
I will say this. You do kind of get a sense for the mood and what kind of day you're in store for depending on the music that's playing.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
So it is kind of a good tip sometimes.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
If we're listening to Korn, you know we're in for a long one.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
You know what?
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Terms and conditions apply. Can I make a confession just since we're coming clean on when we're talking bad about each other? So like earlier today, Jeremy was across the street and you said Jeremy's joining us from the weeds. And I just said to Jess and Tony, I hope he catches Lyme disease. And I apologize for that.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
It is really mean. I didn't mean it, but in the weeds, it was a joke that was just there.
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Hour 1: Who The F*** Is Willy? (feat. Ron Magill)
Do animals just take the shot, or do they do their own research? I don't know.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
Stugatz. Stugatz. This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugatz.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
You're just trying to take a picture of the shark, and then the shark eats both your hands and the phone.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Truly horrifying practical joke. Is that animal cruelty or funny?
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Until I say it, it hasn't been said.
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Hour 1: The GOAT Pen
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
Oh, er spricht wieder. Okay, die Verbindung ist wieder schlecht, leider.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote and the Hee Haw Three
Stugatz Stugatz Stugatz Stugatz
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Well, the man is dead. This is the best way to tell lies. The dead do not tell lies. The dead do not rebut arguments.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
He waited plenty of time just to make sure he was dead before he made that allegation. Because you do not make that allegation while David Stern is alive or while he's being mourned recently after dying. You wait several years to do that.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Schach machte keine Siege bei LSU, während Stanley Roberts neben ihm spielte. Sie hatten zwei 7-Footer in der NBA und Dale Brown wusste nicht, wie man mit ihnen gewinnen kann. LSU hat auch zehn Spiele gewonnen mit Ben Simmons auf ihrer Roststelle und hat den NIT-Tournament nicht gemacht.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Ich meine, du bist ein selbstbegründeter Selbstbegründer. Ich dachte, du wärst stolz darauf, dass du es mit keinem Scham, während du hier bist.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Das ist ein historischer Schaden von LSU, die ersten Runden-Talente zu bekommen und nichts damit zu tun zu können.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Well, they didn't make the NIT with a number one overall pick. Put it on the poll at Levitard's show. Is it impossible to not make the NIT if you have a healthy number one pick playing well? Because you're right, Ben Simmons wasn't what he is now where he can't make a jumper back then.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
It means he invented weightlifting. I don't know the difference between German pounds and regular pounds.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
I thought we all did the same kinds of pounds.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Don't they use kilograms in Germany?
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Put it on the poll, please, at Levitard Show. Is there such a thing as German Pounds? Are German Pounds different, I guess, than American Pounds?
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
What other kinds of pounds are there? I didn't know Germans had their own pounds. How many other kinds? Do the French have their own pounds?
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
I don't think so. I want to get to this hockey game tonight. We have another hockey game tonight. And we have the final four in both sports. And we haven't heard yet from Mike Ryan on having to eat the public shame of the following. One, Brad Marchand is the greatest playoff scorer against the Maple Leafs that isn't named Gordie Howe.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
And Brad Marchand is presently the Panthers' point leader during the playoffs.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Let's play the sound from last year, if you do not remember. And God, we made a lot of fun of Rod Brindamore, one of the great names in the history of... Such a meathead coach! in the history of hockey, he doesn't think that Carolina was swept last year. Two years ago. Two years ago, excuse me.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Even though, statistically, historically, in all the places we keep records and books and not even AI can distort, it'll be remembered forever as a sweep. There's no other phrase for it. It doesn't have an asterisk on it. But he's also not wrong when he says the games were close and that everything was tight.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Well, let's relive it in his own words, because it begins again tonight. There's no rest for the champions. They immediately have to fight Carolina. No problem. You say no problem.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
That's what I say. I say this will keep getting harder. I will say that Tampa was tough and Toronto was tough. And in order to win... Tampa was tough.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Ja, du hast den Series sogar gesehen. Kannst du mir sagen, was ein Cakewalk ist?
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Okay. So grandfathered is also racial? Like Cakewalk? If I look up both of them and I'm going to have to cancel it the way I have to cancel some crows in 1919 Disney movies? Well, I want to know now. I do too. I don't remember what a Cakewalk actually is. Put it on the poll. Do you know what a Cakewalk actually is? And also play the Brenda Moore sound.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Again, they were technically and historically and forevermore swept.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
The game was not close. 75 shots in two periods is not a close game.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
In the history of Game 7s at home, there's only been one other that's been played that's that not close. So that Toronto game at the end was not close in any way, not mathematically, not historically.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
But the books never leave the top rankings, do they? The books are always ahead of the sons.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
You will not be able to make cancel culture so restrictive that I cannot walk around cakes. Me and Graziano are going to walk around cakes whenever we want to.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
I should have known. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Are grandfathers as a group, is the median grandfather racist?
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Ist der mittlere Großvater rassistisch? Ich denke, wir können das beantworten. Ich werde diese Frage stellen.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
Ist das die Bull Durham Bowl, die sie gerade gezeigt haben? Ja, das ist in Durham. Das ist dort, wo die Bulls spielen. Was für eine Überraschung wäre das? Es sieht so aus, als ob es von der Filme Bull Durham geupdatet wurde, weil die, die ich erinnere, nicht ganz so neu war. Es wurde von Home Run Bowls gezwungen.
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Verzeih mir für das, der Exekutivproduzent Chris Cody vergaß, den Song zu spielen, den wir am Top-Spiegel des Shows spielen sollten, der Greg Cody, seinen Vater, betrifft.
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A good executive producer decision to not open the show with that. Greg Cody's second Blow Canada type of song, making fun of the Canadian anthem. It's still several behind the Row, Row, Row Your Boat renditions he has done when he quit actually trying to be the... Why don't you play a couple of those?
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When he quit trying to be the singing sports writer because he ran out of songs and they all became a form of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
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Ich weiß, ich sagte, das ist nur der zweite, weil du jetzt in Reruns auf den O-Canada-Parodies bist.
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It's like Fast and the Furious. It's an icon that withstands time. You get to keep bringing it back because people want it brought back. Yes, correct.
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Das ist nicht The Final Reckoning. Ist es The Final Reckoning oder nur Final Reckoning? Final Reckoning. Es gibt kein The? Kein The.
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No, no. Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Do you get vertigo at the moving seats during a horror movie?
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I believe that I was just witness to what is the greatest compliment our show can give. You guys tell me if you think there's a greater compliment or a harder to achieve compliment than what I'm about to say. Billy Gill came in here today not merely excited, But saying out loud, verbally communicating that someone had impressed him. It's hard to impress Billy Gill.
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Don Levatard. Is there Back in My Day? There is actually.
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Können Sie bitte versuchen, Dan Graziano zu beurteilen, dass er nicht jemand ist, der täglich arbeiten muss? Denn ich möchte generell darüber sprechen, wer täglich arbeiten muss und wer sagt, dass er täglich arbeiten muss. Scott Price. Exzeptionale Schriftstellerin, Miami Herald, Sports Illustrated. Er ist auf dem Greg Cody Show mit Greg Cody.
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Und Scott Price ist jemand, der vor vielen Jahren für Tropic Magazine ein Artikel geschrieben hat. Und er war gerade im Gym, schrieb über jemanden, der auf einem Treadmill im Platz war. Und er hat es gemacht, ein Symbol für eine Generation. Die Vanität des Rennens im Platz, während man in ein Fenster schaut und nie eine Generation hat. that has to endure a war itself.
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Just sort of like how it is we became soft and we graduated from taking photos of ourselves on the treadmill to now we're just walking around taking photos of ourselves everywhere we are, including the movie theater. We've gone from a generation that was soft because all it did was exercise instead of, you know, picking up stones, German, 500 German pound stones and throwing them into the sky.
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Instead of doing hard things, we just... Right.
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Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Did Jim Fix invent running? Also look up for me, Chris, if you could. Der Fehler, den Stugatz damals gemacht hat, das Internet schlecht zu lesen, während er, glaube ich, etwas über Muay-Thai nachgefragt hat, was er missprononiert hat, aber er glaubte, dass er etwas lesen wollte, dass jemand Jumping inventiert hat.
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Dass jemand Jumping inventiert hat und sie es vor zehn Jahren gemacht haben, als wir darüber gesprochen haben. Jumping hat sich vorher nicht inventiert.
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He's got a very high standard for being impressed publicly. Chris, I mean, I know Billy's disagreeing with me already because he's disagreeable, especially on Tuesdays. Yeah, no, I know. But you being impressed is something that I find hard to come by. So I was even more stunned when I found out who you were impressed by.
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Again with the fire alarm, huh? We're good. We're never going to listen to the fire alarm. Do any of you ever leave where you are? How long does it take you to leave where you are if the fire alarm is going off?
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Das klingt wie ein schrecklicher Weg um zu sterben. Wenn ich Schmerzen rieche.
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It's too bad here because you probably wanted to talk Lionel Messi, saying this is a complicated time for Inter Miami, losing 3-0 to Orlando City, lost 5 of their last 7. We can't get your expertise on this, so we're going to have to settle for Mike's. 3-0. Okay, you can leave now. You can leave. Okay, alright, hold on a second. Alright, what is this? Ah!
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Es sagt, dass er auf den Knopf geht. Er respektiert nicht, was wir hier tun und es ist problematisch. Lionel Messi, ich habe Angst, dass das das Ende der Dinge ist, nur weil ich immer erwarte, dass er und das Team älter werden. Und sobald sie fünf von sieben verlieren, vermute ich, dass die Älterkeit hier an einem Punkt zu diesen Leuten passieren wird, korrekt?
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Ich sage, dass fünf aus sieben Verlusten mit einem Team, das Lionel Messi auf hat und gesund ist, je nachdem, was ich gesehen habe, ist die Unterschiede zwischen ihm und allen anderen, die in dieser Liga spielen.
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Ich verstehe nicht, dass Messi nichts zu Orlando City verliert und ich verstehe nicht, dass Messi Minuten spielt und sie fünf aus sieben Spiele verliert, wenn er die ganze Zeit auf dem Feld ist.
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He broke that biggest story. He broke it. He broke a story. He's saying it's not the biggest disaster.
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Michael Beasley is a heat lifer.
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That's not any of what I was talking about.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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Tony, würdest du mir bitte den Befehl geben, mir Skip Bayless' crazy Workout Street zu schauen? Ich glaube, er hat in 20 Jahren zwei Tage verpasst. Ich sage dir, viele Leute wissen das nicht, Dan Graziano war früher ein fatter Mensch. Dan Graziano kam durch diesen Markt als fatter Mensch. Ich erkenne... Wow! Wow, was? Ich habe eine Freundin kennengelernt.
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Ich sage nicht, dass es eine Enttäuschung war. Es war ein Schatten für mich. Ich bin beeindruckt von seinem Arbeit. Ich entschuldige ihn nicht. Er war früher sehr schwer. Und dann hat er obsessives, kompulsive Rennen genommen und er ist sehr fit geworden. Einer der großartigen Überlebenden in der Geschichte von ESPN. Es gab viele Kutsche. Graziano ist sicher. Weil Fußball sicher ist.
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Around the Horn ist weg, weil ich glaube, ESPN braucht mehr Fußball. Die Ratings waren gut bei Around the Horn, es ist nur mehr Fußball, Fußball, jeder liebt Fußball. Geht Graziano, er spricht Fußball. Es war früher mehr von ihm. Ich meine es nicht als Entschuldigung. Er war wahrscheinlich motiviert, in manchen Fällen, dass ich es nicht war, täglich zu trainieren.
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Er sieht großartig aus. Er ist sehr fit und er exerciziert jeden Tag und er hat das Gewicht gehalten. Es gab keine Fluchtuation mit diesem Gewicht. Es gab es früher, aber dann, als er jeden Tag gearbeitet hat, hat die Fluchtuation auf dem Gewicht gestoppt. Und auch, als er realisiert hat, oh, guck, eine Televise-Karriere. Nicht viele fette Menschen sind auf der Televise.
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You just got done saying you're prouder of your books who have never disappointed you than you are of your sons.
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Kann ich Sie kurz aufhören? Und ich möchte Toni's Skip Bayless-Fakt in einem Sekund, aber ich habe Mike Ryan verloren, er ist auf der See. Und ich habe das in den letzten paar Jahren bemerkt. Es passiert nicht so oft in der Morgen, dass wir Live-Sport-Television haben, die Gambling ermöglicht. Aber Mike Ryan ist weg, weil er eine Television hier schaut.
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Was schaust du, auf der du eine Aktion hast, die dich auf einen bestimmten Art von Degenerat macht am Dienstagmorgen?
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They started at 6 a.m. playing baseball? Pacific Time. 9 a.m.
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I thought you were saying it was at Berkeley. I don't know that there's a lot more absurd between 6 a.m. and 9 a.m. on a Tuesday for a baseball game. They're both pretty absurd.
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Für die Cowboys ist es wahrscheinlich um 9 Uhr in der Stadt. Sie könnten es auch um 2 Uhr spielen.
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Shadow in it. Shadow in it. Greg, is there any chance I can get any access to the private thoughts that you were having a second ago that made you, even though we were all sitting in silence here, smile to yourself because you were thinking of something privately that you'd like to share? Is it a public thought? Can it be a public thought?
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That's right. What I'm saying is the difference is between 6 and 9 isn't the 3 hours that you think it is. It's the difference between 3 and 6 because of all the preparation they have to do before first pitch. They're actually getting up at the time you're alleging they're not getting up. They're just not playing at 6 a.m. But they're sure as shit up at 6 a.m.
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What do you make of the obsessive compulsiveness I'm talking about? Because workout people who work out every day are absolutely the people who are telling you. They love to tell you. They're working out Klangen und Bangen.
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Gib mir doch den Stat, bitte. Zwei verpasste Workouts in 20 Jahren. Es gibt einen spezifischen Stat, den Skip Bayless umdreht.
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Ja, okay. Was meinst du mit okay? Was machst du Graziano für?
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Nein, bitte Arnold. Was meinst du? Das waren die Bash Brothers.
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Right next to the condom. Yeah.
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Put it on the poll, please, at Levitard Show. Did the Bash Brothers invent weightlifting? You guys have now criticized. You said that can't be true and you called bullshit on everything we were saying here. Let me play this Shaq sound for you guys, because this is something else. We need a new segment, that ain't true or that's bullshit, where we just accuse someone straight of lying.
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Shaq does this all the time. Shaq doesn't care what he has to say in order for people to pick up what he said. And so here is Shaq lying.
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
It's time for Against the Spread.
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Against the spread. Against the spread.
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Those are not the same thing at all.
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That's not true! That's not true! How did you do that? How did you do that? Come on!
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You want us to play it back? No, no, no, no.
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We're just saying it's not good ballpark food. You have to make nachos with chips, and chips get soggy when they're outside. It's not something I would get at a game. Nachos, for me, have to be ordered in the restaurant and eaten immediately. The second they're ready, that's when you eat them. There are certain things, Dan, you don't get to go.
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Nachos, potato skins, those things have to be eaten at the restaurant. At the point of execution. I'm taking this very seriously.
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He would, but he... Okay, the last... He would, but he... The last three years, Chris...
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They're so good.
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They're 14-3. Miranda? I took the Dodgers last night. There's nothing like betting a late-night baseball game.
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I think the Panthers have arrived at a place where you want to arrive as a team, right? They don't care about seating.
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It doesn't matter in time. You made the leap.
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It's a tough leap. I mean, it is.
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Yeah, you really did.
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Are you saying take the Clippers to win the West?
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I want to see where you're going with this. I am. I'm going to take Jamal's one step further and say the Timberwolves are going to make it to the NBA Finals. How about that?
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Put Golden State in the finals. Do something like that. Put Memphis in the Western Conference finals. I mean, give us something. Give us something, dear.
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I dare you.
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Wow.
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Wow. Thought you were going the other way with that.
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I love Jamal.
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Jamal, if invited to go to space, would you take the invitation?
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I would go to space, I think. Yeah.
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And so to be leaking confidence, to start talking the Miami Heat simply because it's the wheelhouse. It's been the wheelhouse for 20 years. We miss it so much. It's why Mike is so angry. It's why when I read math and tell you, among more than 75 NBA point guards, only eight shot worse within five feet of the basket than Terry Rozier. who shot 55.2%, which is what makes Mike crazy.
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Barry Jackson did a very good deep dive on the data where they're really bad five feet from the rim. They don't get fouls. And in late in games, they got no chance because they don't have the kind of shot maker you need at the end of games. They're worst in the league at the end of games. And if you're worst in the league at the end of games, you've got no shot in that league.
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Stugatz. I hope he has the day he deserves.
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Yes. It's beautiful. It's leaving it to the cosmos to sort it out.
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Ah, it's a big day for women. She's wearing hurricane colors. She's wearing hurricane colors.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Well, you're not giving the credit. Well, I can't remember who said it, but I'm not saying that I said it. Why did you say why was it a great day for women? You had the WNBA draft. Hockey's not playing games. I thought you meant today. No, both. All of it. Well, we're here. We're celebrating women. That's how Jessica decided to introduce you. What?
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And so you're not going to do anything. And so while I would like to think that they can beat Chicago and want to hope in one more game of season, the metrics on this team are damning. And when you read the Terry Rozier stats, I imagine it has to make Mike Ryan a version of crazy to see everything that is happening with the Miami Heat and have Terry Rozier flame out in a way that
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Okay, well now I'm really stuck.
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Okay, well what else needs to be done? Did you get us gifts? Well, here's the thing. Raises? She's shameless, Dan. You guys, yeah, I thought you were Sugat's.
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I thought that you guys were going to speak for the audience here that Jessica and Lucy would look at me and Mike and Parakeet Cortez and Jeremy and all of these heat homers around here and hurricane homers and that the two of you would enjoy mocking us because we're not in a great place.
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That's right.
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All right. Can we make the giant bet? Can we make the giant bet? What are the stakes on the giant bet here, Jessica? If Chicago and Miami play in Wednesday's play-in game, you can move to New York, too? Sure.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
It is. OK, Jeremy, just stay in the corner for a second. Let me get to Lucy here. She was at the WNBA draft last night. And there are a number of different things that I want to talk to her about. But it was a glamorous night. And having the sports night to yourself, really, where it's just baseball and stuff like it was a real celebration of the sport that was cool to watch.
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the sneaker business is fashion the whole thing is built on how do we present Russell Westbrook is a you know fashion icon even though many people will laugh at the way he often dresses so that the idea that they can be trendsetters on fashion too and culture is where it is you see that the sport arrives because everyone is talking about oh what an amazing party they threw and everyone looks fantastic and you can you know
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you can watch it and just enjoy a celebration. But many people are also doing what I'm not capable of doing, which is breaking down that draft and what the surprises were. Like, what were the things that were dramatic? I can't speak to that. I don't know enough about the league.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Like, Eric Reid is just baffled. Eric Reid is watching the game. Eric Reid, in the history of this market, there have been no voices, I would say. Not a one. Maybe fellow Ramirez? I don't even know. Not a one.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
You're not supposed to give that up, Lucy. You're supposed to do that privately.
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Wait a minute. That is not ethical journalism.
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that are associated with the team the way that guy is, and associated the way that team would want him to behave as a broadcaster, which is professional, but you're gonna be pretty fiercely protective of the Heat. You're going to be somebody who can somehow be a broadcast professional who is credible, but everyone knows he's really rooting hard for the Heat. He can't even hide it.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I want some expertise from you on college football as well. Have you checked out the Athletics 44-page open document request on Belichick and his girlfriend? Have you checked that story out?
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
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What do you love about her?
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That's a great idea. Chapel Bill. Chapel Bill. They trademarked that. How have you not seen this story? You're not going behind a paywall. I would think that this would be exactly your kind of story. When did it get published? Today.
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It's okay.
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He's not blaming you.
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It's just the big story of the day. That's all. I just thought you'd know about it.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
It's kind of a spoiler. I mean, that is an excellent tool. Can I have it? Take it for a walk, Dan. Can you give me that? That sound? I'm afraid that I'm going to use it. Give you what? Ah! I think I'm just going to hit Jeremy with it all the time. Don't give Dan this. It's going to be abusive.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
You tease him plenty with your tone when he speaks. Did you have any thoughts? Maybe you didn't catch this either. J.D. Vance dropping the trophy yesterday. Maybe you missed this because you were very busy with the WNBA draft and talking to sponsors and schmoozing.
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You're not going to read the article, are you, Lucy? No, I'm reading the article. I've just had things going on. You're not going to go behind the paywall, are you?
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't believe you'll send out the email to get the password. I don't believe you'll do anything to go find this story.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I want to get to that story with you, too, too. So, J.D. Vance dropping the trophy. What do you got?
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Okay, so when you say this, though, because I want to examine the macro on this, it does seem crazy to me that in the last five years, you're sitting here blowing through the idea out loud of $2.4 million, $4 million. What's this guy worth? We don't know. Yesterday, we were talking, and it didn't seem like, Jessica, you're coming with a stronger opinion than Jessica Mike had
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when I'm giving the stat on him that is 19 touchdown passes and 11 were against like Chattanooga and two other bad teams. And so 19's not a lot. 19 for a season is not a lot of touchdowns.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And so when I'm looking at those quarterback stats and just doing it on numbers, not name, I'm saying the same thing Lucy is, which is like, Josh Heupel can say it should be about the team, or he can just say, you know what? I can do better for $4 million.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Even he was confused and sort of angry at Terry Rozier. Oh, my God.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
But you would say, right, when she says it's just crazy and I don't know when there are limited options, I would ask Mike, who's desperate to get in here and talk about the Miami Spring game, I am sure, I would ask Mike, is anyone going to pay $4 million for that resume and the idea of growth? And is anyone substantive going to pay for that?
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
No. I've been doing this thing for the first 20 years. No, look, look.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Yes, Mike. Stugatz, the entire segment. Lucy, I'm sorry. But Stugatz, the entire segment has been complaining in my ear. I can't believe Mike no commented us.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I put him on the spot. I put him on the spot. I know what's sensitive here. I do. I do. But Stugatz, I couldn't even hear what anyone was saying because the entire time everyone was talking, Stugatz is like, he can't no comment us there, Dan. He can't. And I'm thinking to myself, look, he's in bed with the school, but also he does business with the school. He's walking a fine line here.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
He's informed. He's giving us information, but it can't be damaging to the program. And it's a bit of a high wire.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That's really interesting. Lucy, you were saying, I'm sorry I interrupted you. He did not comment on us, though.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Thank you, Lucy. Would you go to space? Would you go to space?
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't know. It seems to be a trend. It's the final frontier. It's a great conversation starter at a cocktail party.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
No one's choosing underwater there. That submersible thing is more terrifying than space.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
It's such a good question. I pissed a girl.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't know how many people listening to this are just terrified of the idea of you're going up in a rocket and that's got danger in it. But if you put me in one of those submersibles and we're going down, no, thank you. Like, no, no, no, no. I'll take space 7,000 times before I will take that. Down in a submarine, no. Put it on the poll.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
At Levitas Show, do you have any interest in going down in a submarine? No.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Thank you, Lucy.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
What I forgot, this is what I forgot, okay, that Mike is, as a sports fan, the single biggest fan there is on earth of being right. And he nailed this one. He learned that from us, Dan. Not only did he nail this one, though. He nailed this one, and this is what I'm worried about. He's playing both sides on the Panthers and Marchand, where he wants them to win the trophy.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
But if they don't, he's got the person to blame. Yeah, that's Mike. He is ready to pounce on the Panthers with the ego and arrogance of, I was right about Marchand, in a way that makes me think he's now rooting against the Panthers. I'm now looking at his face, and what I see is someone who might actually be rooting against the Panthers to defend their title.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Well, then he wins. It's the perfect position. It's a win-win. It is. Wait a minute. He's figured something out formulaically in the talking about games of how it is to immediately seize on the new traded players so that you can have a scapegoat at the end of it. But I'm trying to figure out how he could have been more right about Rozier. The local broadcaster, like that's for him spitting acid.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I remember one time, I still laugh with Zaslow about this. I'll text it. to every once in a while. There was a loose ball once and Eric Reid was trying to frame it with the proper enthusiasm during a bad season and with a player that was mediocre. And so there was a pause in his professionalism for just a moment, an uncomfortable moment. Loose ball, Heat player falls down, Heat don't get the ball.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
So anyways, Stugatz, in the ramble of social media shame that I was talking about, one of the points I meant to make as I staggered and stumbled and rambled about is just sort of about a lack of confidence, how social media can affect you. if you are in a state that lacks confidence.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
and Eric Reid gets a little carried away, and he goes, and Samaki Walker is a contributor! Which is like, it's just sort of like, I know you guys know what I know here, and I'm just gonna wrap it in some heat gift wrapping.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
All right, I'm not going to do the heat talk anymore unless Mike Ryan wants to gloat one time here.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Dan, you have thoughts on this? Jessica, I'm sorry, is one of the thoughts that I have. One of the things that I would like to do with you, though, if we must insist on you giving all of the heat homerism, is that I on the other side will just read some things from Barry Jackson's article that are less positive than that. Perfect for you, not for Jessica, not for anyone else listening to this.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
During the final five minutes of games with a margin of five points or fewer, the NBA's definition of clutch, the Heat was outscored by 61 points. Only Toronto and Utah were worse. Shot 39.9% from the field, fifth worst, and shot a dreadful 25.6% on threes. Only Orlando was worse. No wonder the Heat was 18-24. in those games.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
One of the things that always happens in this sport, and this was interesting to hear Denver's owner Kroenke talk about this, on why he was about to fire Malone, he was about to fire everybody, and then Denver went on an eight-game winning streak.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
And I don't think I've said to anyone around here more than I've actually said to Jessica when we're in breaks apologizing for something because I'm like, man, I just don't have my confidence where it needs to be today. And so something that happened in the first hour that perhaps nobody would have noticed but that I couldn't help but notice is that I was just sort of sloppy in a way that I was –
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
During that eight-game winning streak, they beat no winning teams except for Orlando, and so they decided not to fire them then, masked by the schedule, right? It's not...
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't care who they come against. No, that's what Kroenke said. He said, which is worse, a few games before the end of the season or in the middle of an eight-game winning streak? Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Can you fire someone during an eight-game winning streak?
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
All right. Well, but just they were bad late in games. And so they lost close games.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
They lost a lot of games by three. But he's saying their luck's going to change. I mean, it has to change.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
What I'm saying is that that's not luck. What I'm saying is this is what happens when you're bad at the end of the game.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
So, look. Here. Look. Please don't invoke his name.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. It's just simply quantifiable. Getting free throws late is really valuable in this sport in close games to slow the game down and just getting points at the line. Rozier shot 29.5% on threes, which was tied with Franz Wagner for second worst among 174 qualifiers. Was it the Wagner that got you? Was it just... Franz, the percentage.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That helped too. I was so tempted to pronounce it Wagner. But Wagner puts an extra little flair on, holy shit, Terry, you were bad. Because this is a comically funny name for a bad basketball player. Franz Wagner.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Put it on the poll. Does Franz Wagner sound like a movie villain? He does. Ahead of only Spurs rookie, defensive wizard, Stephon Castle. And then here he goes in on, as Heat TV announcer Eric Reid said Sunday, it's difficult to think of a good player who had the sudden in-his-prime regression to the extent Rozier did. And then this is the killer.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Rozier has one season left on his deal at $26.7 million.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Forgetting to get to Miami Heat talk in the local hour. I normally have, and I don't know if it's Jeremy that did this to me, just his face. But I actually wanted in the local hour to talk about simply a play in game against Chicago that they will lose late after leading. Because they can't do anything late in games because they have a systemic problem.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Nobody likes the guy who does my guys there. And Jeremy, we all had, I believe, you're still muffling a yawn, Chris Cody. Like I said, this is on me, though. I had a late night. Is it? It was boring. What Jeremy is doing right now... Great night for women. What Jeremy is doing right now is both reading and math... which I believe our audience is allergic to listening to that into microphones.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
But he is also doing reading and math at a rate that is way too fast, way too energetic, way too happy.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
No, I would like you to be quiet for a second because all of us, I'm going to say that it feels, Like the show has been tasered. Okay. And so I, I just need everyone to settle down and I, I need to gather myself in a segment. I started this segment by telling you I'm leaking confidence. Hold on, Jeremy, don't raise your hand to talk again.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Jeremy, please don't. Jeremy, just let me help you here, okay? Just slightly. I want to help you with me, with the audience, with everybody, okay? You have to understand something that's happened around here. Because we're headed into the hockey playoffs, and this show is about to get obnoxious again, and we're going to alienate audience. Don't love leaking confidence and alienating audience.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Don't love that. It's not how this show was built. Correct.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Okay, listen. Yes, we have had a good run.
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The Big Suey: Mike Ryan's No Comment (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Yes. So 20 years in to this thing. And again, I want to apologize to Jessica. Just in general. Jessica, I'm apologizing to you for heat talk. Again, that you're in the middle of talk about the heat. Again, when there are a million things about the playoffs that are interesting, the heat are not one of them.
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Hour 2: Chris Haynes on Jimmy Butler
Dan Levatard. All these high-paid analysts. I don't want to mention names. TNT. ESPN, you know, oh, yeah, they are dead. They're not going to make it, you know. Even if they win in, if they lose in Miami.
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Hour 2: Chris Haynes on Jimmy Butler
If they lose in Miami, they don't got a chance in Boston. Oh, they are going to have their ass, you know what, in Boston, you know. Stugatz. They were wrong. Are they going to lose their job? No. Are they going to get a cutting pay? No. What are they going to do? Keep predicting. What is the obvious? They're going to say, oh, the Nuggets are going to win. Oh, Denver, the Altitude.
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Hour 2: Chris Haynes on Jimmy Butler
And you know what? The Heat are going to win it all. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugats.
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Hour 2: Chris Haynes on Jimmy Butler
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugats.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
The Dade County Youth Fair comes back on Thursday. We went last year, didn't we?
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Wow.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Yes, it's a retro youth fair.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Yeah, two Americas on that one.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Don't click images. He'll know he made a genuine mistake. He's right on one definition. The other definition, however... Well, he said he dressed...
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Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
You should be watching me.
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Hour 1: I'm Not Gonna Contribute to Your Foolishness (Feat. Kobie Turner)
It is time for Stu Gatz to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy Stu.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
It's only something that can be said out loud if you're an individual because your teammates will not agree.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
So you guys do not believe that two big, talented people can work together? No big, talented people have self-awareness about how it is that they would collaborate with someone else who might have strengths in other places that they don't have.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
The thing that's most interesting about it to me is to place in front of the audience this idea. Unhappier means better. Because the way you guys are doing the math on this, he's articulating that he cares less about winning than the people trying to beat him. And you're then making the leap after that. That that lack of care will be the difference between him winning and losing.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
And I'm not certain that's so. I'd make the argument that a happier player can play longer. That a happier player is less likely to burn out. That a happier player will be someone who can climb from three to one because he's less pressurized. than the player who is dying to be number one.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Why are you here? And you haven't been recently. I mean, I was traveling. I know, but explain to me, you're here to offer the accents.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
But this is the part that's interesting to me. And it's the most interesting part because when you say mental toughness and they don't have the head. What you're presently saying is to be the best, you almost have to be mentally unhealthy. And Neil Brennan makes the argument, what are you talking about with mental health and Michael Jordan? He was crazy.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
What are you talking about with mental health and Tom Brady? He was crazy. You have to be singularly obsessed to the detriment of all other things. You have to be totally lopsided. And my question is, do you? Because you're showing me, a tennis player right now, that you're making the argument is next. on everything that we've learned about Nadal, Federer and Djokovic are nuts.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
The three of them are singularly obsessed with something and they competed against each other and understood each other. And in some ways became friends and rivals that had a specific language that
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
only they spoke but this person is saying to you and i think it's a healthier attitude i don't know if it's a more successful attitude in terms of results but the skill set we're talking about here are you guys arguing that in order to be great you have to be mentally unhealthy i guess it's people's approach like the three names that are atop that sport uh all time federer nadal jokovic
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
I have told you guys before, and I will tell you again, go do some reading on Nadal and his foot injuries and what his retirement and his life is going to be like as a person who has an arm that looks like a thigh... that is larger than the other arm because of how obsessively he sculpted something.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
And I believe that he would finish third in terms of both stature and caring to Federer and Djokovic. And I don't question how much Nadal cares. I'm just saying these three people competing each other against each other to be the best didn't seem to make him like real happy that competition, but also, They were great in a way that was all time.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Okay, so you think that I... Way too much David, by the way.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
And I'm looking at what is being said here and I'm like, man, that seems like a good life to be touring the world, enjoying tennis and not being so obsessive that you have to feel all the time. Like what is the value of being the best if you can make a really good living as a bronze medalist?
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
I want joy, not bronze. I want joy.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
You say the only people who feel that way and yet I'm offering you an example of somebody who doesn't feel that way. The reason I'm bringing this up is because I'm presenting you an example of someone who is saying, I'm choosing joy over having to be the best and those two things don't necessarily exist together. The being the best and the joy.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Let's go out to David Samson in the NASDAQ room where we get an update on everything going on with the NASDAQ. What do we have, David? Give us an update from the bustling floor of the NASDAQ.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
The idea that there has to be some misery in this or all misery in this in the competition Look, I mentioned this the other day with Clay Thompson leaving Golden State, and he was talking about, I didn't get to enjoy any of it. I wasn't enjoying that while I was doing it because people were chasing me and I forgot to enjoy it.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Clay Thompson's an all-time great, but is mad that he's not in the top 75 all-time. I don't know if all-time legacies are actually something that create joy or not, or... If it becomes like Tyson Fury does, he becomes heavyweight champion. 100 years of bare knuckle fighting in his family. He thinks he's arrived at his dreams. And what happens when he gets there?
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Cocaine and he gains 100 pounds because the top of it didn't feel as joyous as he thought it was going to feel.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Yep. I don't know the answer to that as someone who appreciates – I don't know how much he's appreciating the end of his career because he can see it from here in a way that he did not in Golden State. That experience in Golden State didn't seem so joyous given that Draymond Green is punching teammates and Kevin Durant wanted to get out of there.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
They were winning – I agreed, but I told you that when I sat down with Mike Miller and Udonis Haslam, they said that those four years, not fun. Not fun. Winning was fun, but the doing of it was not joyous. The having done it was joyous.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
There's no way, incidentally, that Steph Curry has that shot and work-life balance. Whatever he did to create that shot, that was not a balanced human being.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
But when you say don't have the head for it, is it because they have to accept the idea that it's going to be miserable? They have to accept the idea that it's going to be less fun, less joyful, less fulfilling than it would be to just finish third.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
But third's not mediocre. Yes, it is. No, third is not mediocre.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Being the third best tennis player in the world is not... So everything after first is mediocre, David?
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
David, why? That'll make him happy.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Why are you assuming... That he's lying. He's telling you I'm equally happy at number three as I am at number one.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
You're saying that this person is mediocre when this person is better at what he does than any of us in this room or anything that we have ever tried.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
You're the third... There he is.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
I believe that this entire group of people talking about this have aged out on what people his age. their relationship with work in general. It's very different. It's like wildly, what a 21 year old is looking at in terms of mental health and happiness is far more balanced than the workaholics who have come before him who have dominated sports.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
A dead cat. Yeah, that was disgusting. A dead cat bounce. I've not heard that expression before.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
And Samson's giving a perspective that is a grandfather's generation removed Thank you. Thank you.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Chris Cody, were you as disturbed as I was after Stugatz gave voice to Who Wants More Samson for him to go that lecherous with the making of money where his sound was sensual in a way that creeped us out and made me think about 10 days ago when him and Juju had that germ phoboff.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Thank you. Thank you.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
I was disturbed by how eager David Samson was to have an orgy, as disturbed as I was by anything David Samson has said or done. since he mispronounced boobs in Spanish. Te-tas? You were disturbed by this. Yes, Chris. It was unpleasant to hear. I don't know where it came from. Well, it's just money. Money makes him lecherous. Money gives him a boner. Te-tas?
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Money excites him in a way that is pornographic and disturbing when he goes to lecherous. What else do you have for us in the two hours now that the NASDAQ has been open? Going back to him, huh?
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
I think you owe me and the public an apology for the lie that you told last hour when you said that I was lamenting and complaining loudly that a bunch of people were sucking at my teat. That is not something that has ever happened. You have never heard me say such a thing. And I say that you need to apologize publicly.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
You guys aren't paying very much attention if you don't think that you were just taken out there. Like, you guys were all- David's here for free, huh?
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
He called you extortionist. Yeah, I'm all right with that.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
The thing that I wanted to ask you guys about that I'm assuming you didn't talk very much about, although I don't know if you have or not, the firing of Taylor Jenkins in Memphis, super strange. Like you never see that nine games before a playoff team is beginning in, you know, right before the playoffs start, you're throwing total upheaval from a team that we thought was
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
a couple of years ago, was going to be ascendant. And I got wrong, by the way, how good Dylan Brooks is. Like, I really thought that his career was gonna be over. And to see him on a Houston team that's better than Memphis is part of why it is that Taylor Jenkins got fired the way that he did.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
But I also wanted to ask you, because I don't want to talk about the stupidity of the Ja Morant, or Ja, as I like to call him, finger gun stupidity. But I did want to ask you guys, when he hit a game winner over Khalil Ware and called him a pigeon, said that I had a pigeon guarding me and it was time to win the game and I got a bucket.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
I had never heard that expression before, calling someone a pigeon, nor... Do I know what it means? Not just in the context that he was using it, but why a pigeon? Did you guys understand the insult of that? Am I the only one not having heard that as an insult? I've never heard it in a post-game interview.
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Somebody hit a game winner and say that a 20-year-old seven-footer who is wildly athletic and can guard a lot of people but cannot, he wouldn't have said that of Bam, I don't think. But he did say it of Khalil Ware. And I'm just curious, had you guys heard that as an insult before?
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Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
It is. It's a dumb bird as well. But can you look it up for me as an insult? It's referenced in hockey more often. Would you be kind enough?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Wanted to ask you about an interview that Carlos Alcaraz. I pronounce it the way that they would in Barcelona. Alcaraz. Alcaraz. He is now the second or third ranked player in the world. And he did an interview with GQ Spain in which he said he was talking about mental health.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
And we've talked about some of this before with Marty Fish and just the insanity that is the lonely, obsessive compulsiveness of specifically playing tennis from a young age. Whatever it is, tennis, swimming, there are some sports that I recall. There's a loneliness to golf.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Yes, but I also think of golf, and I may be doing this incorrectly, I think of golf as being something that people really enjoy and do into their 60s and 80s. Might be a suffering because it's hard and can be lonely as well. But generally, I think that people love what they're doing when they're golfers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
I cannot say the same about tennis, especially young people who have their childhood stolen by tennis because of how crazy the machine is at the beginning.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
It is a thing that I have noticed. Swimming is the same, right? Because when you're as good as Michael Phelps, there's a loneliness in the training that even if it's a team sport, communally, the repetition of what it is that you're doing, you can grow to hate it. But the thing that Carlos Alcaraz said, and again, it's awkward. Well, it's not, but no. It's Alcaraz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
You guys are putting the Z on it. This just happened to me in Los Angeles. Everyone there calls it Los Feliz. And I'm like, it's Los Feliz. And they're like, no, it's not. And they've changed it. They've changed it so they don't pronounce Los Feliz. They've made it Americanized.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
He says that he's prioritizing his mental health and he doesn't particularly care about whether he's the best in the world or not. He says, I was number one in the world and I was happy. And now I'm number three in the world and I'm equally happy. And he's just giving voice to balance. And my question to you is, is this something that you guys understand?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Because it's almost never uttered by athletes where it's like, I'm good being in third place. I don't need to be first.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
But that's not what he's saying. He's speaking to the mental health imbalance of I need to be the best. I need to compare myself against others.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
Well, let's talk about this for a second because I will say to you that something that I have noticed later in life that was not so for me earlier in life is that I have had turned upside down the nobility in being competitive. It was something that at one time in my life was important to me. What are you making faces about?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
No, listen, no, listen. Yes, but less so. And I've seen the nobility in it less. And I've worked toward like you can make all the faces you want, but I know the work I'm doing here. I know how I feel about this. And I'm vastly less competitive than I used to be by leaps and bounds. And also I've noticed the specific mental health challenges.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
in social media and always comparing yourself to somebody who you think is having something better as a life than you, I think this is affliction that is tormenting a lot of people with the disease that is the addiction of social media. And so when he articulates something that in sports is viewed as wrong, bad, I don't care about being the best,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
I have stopped seeing the nobility in having to be better than person X. I'm number three now and I'm equally happy to when I was number one. It's an articulation I have not heard said publicly by athletes. I've heard it said privately, but this is someone who's actively choosing to tell you
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
My happiness is more important to me than this thing that makes me so competitive that it makes me unhappy. And I'm going to choose happiness over being the best. It's usually not something that people want from their athletes. And furthermore, it's not something that can be said in team sports.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
No, not at most gas stations. Really?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
That's bullshit accent by winning him. He's so good, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
The audience agrees. Just say what you want to say.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
Make him look like the guy who knows, not yourself. Did the air just cut off? Got it. I think I get what's going on here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
This is his biggest report in his early reporting career.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
He's becoming partners with Louis Riddick to ensure what he thinks will give his son the best chance of success in the NFL, which is a very cool thing. I do wonder if Deion wants to coach in the NFL.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
It's like the drink package on a cruise.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
That's how you look at it. No. It's a great way of putting it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
You never got to the fork in the road?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
Australian Open, yeah. When in Rome. Keep an eye on that one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
Right. I can tell you I never went to Disney World with a single family. None of them. None of my kids' friends. We never went together. I coached their lacrosse team. That's how I got out of everything. And that's how I brought them all together. And that's how I spent time with the families. By not spending time with the family. Yeah. Because I was on the sideline coaching the team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Manager's Surprise
I didn't schedule this. I don't schedule the Australian Open. I don't schedule, you know, studying abroad. I'm glad Emma's doing it. It's a big opportunity for her. She's having a blast. I want to go visit her. I mean, I'm not going to go. Dan, I'm going, you know, post-March. I'm not going anytime soon. I mean. The Australian Open, it was a joke.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
You're an idiot again. You're an idiot twice. You're an idiot for dismissing how much I've helped you. This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugats.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Cuervo. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Don Libetard. Photography's not as hard as it's made out to be. And now with computers, I mean, you can make anything look like anything, Dan. It's almost cheating. It's not fair. If you push a button and it takes a thousand pictures, you're going to find a good one in the batch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Haven't you ever passed by photographers? I guarantee you when that shot was taken, we didn't just hear, that's not what you heard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Can I ask you something about house really quick, just because you mentioned it, and I feel like we're not going to get back to it. You just said that when you had a cat sitter at your house and your cat would scurry about and go sneak the food, that the cat sitter thought, oh, that's just one of those house noises. And we all just kind of moved on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
That's like one of the weirdest things we do as like a society, right? Is like we just like there's noises in your house. You're like, ah, it's just a house noise. And it's really just because like I don't want to deal with whatever that noise is. So as long as I don't know what it is and it doesn't sound like it's too serious, that's just a house noise. And we're not going to address that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I feel like that still doesn't stop Uncle Rick, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Headband's wild, yeah? The headband is crazy. Especially because he has a buzz cut.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
The guy in the green back there that he's beating very clearly tells me this was like a B-team situation.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
No, I'm just saying I feel like there's so much going on that there's just a certain level of sound that you just allow to occur. And you're like, I don't really need to know what that is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
He got his stroke, though. That also looks like a very much younger Tony.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Unless he's being lapped. I'm telling you, he'd be getting second place in Heat 3. And that's fine. But he was also on the football team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Meanwhile- No, it's just there's always one temperature down here so wood doesn't get colder or hotter. And everything's like concrete too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I don't like the way you're setting this up at all. I was thinking today just walking in. It was his strategy today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I was walking in today just thinking because I saw someone doing something. I'm like, that person's kind of weird, right? And then I thought, well, like to that person, they're normal, right? And like, I'm weird. So like, I'm positive. No, it wasn't you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
No, it wasn't you. So it was someone that was like running down the street, like going for a jog, doing something. And I was like, that's kind of weird behavior that this person has.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
No, no, no. It was a particular, we don't need to get bogged down by this. So the point is, I saw it and I was like, that person's weird. But to that person, what they're doing is totally normal. And I feel like that's the case for everyone, right? Like weird people don't know they're weird.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
They just think that to them, because of their circumstances, what they're doing is completely justifiable and not weird whatsoever.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I don't want to say what it was because maybe the person works here. It wasn't me, wasn't it? It wasn't you, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Anyways, my rating is a 4.91. Woo! I'm not proud of it. It was a 5 for the longest time. But here's the thing. I don't use Uber all that much. I only pretty much use it when I'm out of town.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
No, but can I tell you why? So a few means that like... No, it means one bad score really throws it off. If I get a three, then it throws off my five average. I was at a five forever. Then I looked at it and it was like 4.8 something. I was like, what happened here?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
You know what you did? No, I know what happened. I didn't do anything, in my opinion. This is what happened. I was in Washington, D.C. Great city. I was going around. We were checking out the monuments, whatever, right? Because of where we were. Gotta get the big buster. We got an Uber, and then the person couldn't find where we were. I guess there was closures or whatever.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
So the person had to do multiple loops around. Then it was raining, so we were standing behind this column. Then they couldn't find us, and it became this whole thing. And I was like... I'm sorry that I'm in an inconvenient spot, but I'm a tourist, I don't know where I'm supposed to be. So then I went back and I found that I got a three on that ride.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
And I was very upset because I gave the person a five, even though they kept us waiting in the rain for a very long time. Now, I have a strategy on Uber. Because I know that I can be weird, as you have described me. You said I'm weird.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Well, this is what I'll do. I'll never hit the option to not talk to me, right? But what I do is I play the game, and it's weird in the sense that, like, so I'm the one that's being driven around, but I am catering to the driver the majority of the time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Like, I try to get the vibe of the driver based on the music that they're playing, based on if they're starting a conversation with me, based on if they're talking on the phone. Like, I try to see what kind of experience the driver wants to have, and then I try to provide that experience for the driver, just for this rating that doesn't matter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
much only use it like when I'm on vacation so if it's been a quiet ride because we haven't spoken much right what I'll do is I always end on a positive note so when I know we're like three or four blocks away thank you
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
When I know we're like three or four blocks away, the information that I have taken in while I've been in the seat, I figure out what is like the simplest like softball, small talk conversation that I can start with this person that I know will go favorable for them. And I show interest in what I've experienced them doing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
So like one time when we were, I don't know, we were like in Chicago or whatever, right? We're driving around. It's pretty quiet most of the time. And it was a Tesla that I got picked up in, right? And I have not been in a Tesla before, especially not an Uber, right? So then I start talking and I go, you know, you like this Tesla? Because I know Tesla drivers love talking about Teslas, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
So like I waited a little bit. I'm like, how do you like this Tesla? He's like, oh, I love it. I'm like, yeah, it's kind of cool in here. He's like, how do you charge? Do you have a charger at home? No, I go here, I do this. I'm like, how long does it take? So I just start talking to him about his Tesla because I know that's what the Tesla driver really wants to talk about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
No way. The guy loved it. How do I charge it? Yeah. No, chargers? Guys, no. Some people have home chargers. Some people have to go to charging stations. And when you go to the charging station, you have to wait an extended amount of time. This guy, in case you were wondering, which you're not, this guy didn't have a home charger because he lived in an apartment. So he'd have to go somewhere.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
And I was like, well, how many miles do you get when you charge it? How often do you charge it? I just get into what I think they want to talk about. I start observing them, and then I ask them questions on the way out. One time when we were in Austin. You're a .9. That's good enough.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I want to get it up, though. Here's the thing. Once you're not a fiver, you can never be a fiver again. I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
So let me ask you something. The lower numbers, I'm assuming it's always someone else's fault, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
They couldn't have been on her account. There's no chance. That has to have been like a group of friends that someone else got. There's no way that you've thrown up in a car and you have it that high twice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Almost immediately. I can too sometimes and I'm not even black.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Just to get that Uber rating up. You cracked the door. It's one of my icebergs. It's Obama, huh? And then I see which way they go and then I know which way to finish with.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Cuervo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Wait. He had a Jewish name.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
But David, that is fraud.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
That's a real player, by the way. Marty Gomez is playing second for these Marlins.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Literally noteworthy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Do not let me forget to ask Juju about your Blizzard incident and how disgusting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Is there a spot between flowers and note? Is there some tier between those two things?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Neither is David. Neither is Samson either. Buzz the Tower coming up in 20 minutes. A hot new show that's totally different from the outdated and defunct and fossilized pitch clock. Buzz the Tower.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
I've got an addendum to this. Boog Shambi's funeral, David, that you're not going to. I'm going.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Buzz the Tower. No, I thought that would lure David to a funeral to get out of the house. Buzz the Tower is next.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Buzz the tower. It's coming up in 20 minutes. David, what is your favorite baseball phrase? David Sampson with us here for a reason, by the way. I owe him a bit of an apology and more of a celebration than I gave him yesterday for double the David we're about to get. David Sampson has signed a new deal. He bet on himself. He cashes that bet. DraftKings cashes big bets.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
They've cashed the David Sampson bet. You are now going to get twice as much David Sampson in your life. Everybody was asking for that, right? Ten times a week. It's not 10 times a week, but it's 10 hours a week. And for those of you who haven't noticed, incidentally, a giant media success story. This is a crowded space. Everyone is fighting for those dollars.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
David Sampson has a functioning business. It's part of the reason that I and we decided to do what we decided to do. Pablo Torre has a functioning business. Stugatz is going to create a functioning business out of God bless football. So Samson, congratulations. Double the David. Nobody was really asking for it, but congratulations anyway.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Whoa.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Come on. Look, the reason I wanted to bring this up is because I failed yesterday in saying that in order... Look, this has been a process. David has made a media career after his other career. It's really hard to do. This is an achievement, what he has done, to be in this economy, this media economy, someone that people want and will pay more for.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
So salute to you on something that has been a really special achievement. You should... Guys, seriously on this. David has run... seven marathons on seven continents in seven days. Is that a bigger achievement than this?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Congratulations on all of the success. Nothing personal is the name of the podcast. And he is right now the leading sports business authority nationally in America. And this particular podcast isn't just sports business, but also and this is not a small thing either. The Sporting Class with him, John Skipper, and Pablo Torre.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
It is the most awarded and acclaimed sports business podcast listened to by other executives as well. So David Sampson is clearly climbing in the business, but are we a roadblocker or we're the source of your fume sucking? Because it can't be both of those things.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Suck your own fumes. How disgusted, David, would you be by the things that have happened here today? Chris Cody was eating a blizzard and he dropped the plastic spoon at his feet in that studio back there where people have been standing for two years with their sneakers and immediately picked it up without looking and put it back in his cup.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Tell me what your thoughts on this are as a germaphobe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Yeah, he did do that. Here's the video proof. Yes. Here's the video proof right here. Yes. He just put it right back in there after dropping it. And the question to you is, on a scale of one to ten, how disgusting is this for you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Yes. A lot of people are pointing out that your shirt stinks as well. I don't think that. That's not me. I'm not saying that. This is a great shirt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
The shirt is loud. The shirt is indisputably loud. But I'm the vessel here. This is not my opinion. I'm used to how you dress.
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Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
You think you're high fashion society compared to me right now?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Do you guys realize that if we gave him one of Cam's actual shirts, it would be like you were termite fumigating a tented home. I'll be a tarp from propane. What are you doing to Cam? It's not Cam. I'm doing it to David. It's David. I'm doing it to. It's David. It's not Cam. Cam's. What's your best tarp story from pro player?
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Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Nothing personal is the name of the podcast. Congratulations. We're not doing show around David Samson. We were just simply here to salute. and celebrate something I failed to do yesterday, because it really is an achievement.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
David, before you get out of here, just explain it to people, because our fans, guys, felt a little remiss in not maybe understanding what yesterday's announcement and announcements, as it should have been with his show, actually mean. It means that after leaving
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
ESPN and betting on ourselves, we are a unit that sets industry standards for what it is that you can be paid for doing this daily and bills better than anyone in the sports podcast stream because our audience is so loyal that we have proven no matter how you do the metrics today, that audience comes with us.
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Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
every single day and I don't believe because sports media is covered so poorly that people actually understand what was just done here and what the achievement is in it in this media climate to set industry standard on what deals can be when you grab your own independence and you have the power of your own things and one of those things is the audience and that audience is the most loyal in the game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
So this is a bit too much. And I like Train of Chaos much better than Train of Beauty. I don't need Train of Beauty here. Also, it's toot your own horn, not tout your own horn. But Mike, to the degree that you've been helping wherever it is and everywhere you have been on business development, the business of this deal that our audience needs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
may know, but the broader sports audience doesn't know, is that DraftKings has allowed us to do something very few people can do because they're partnering with us in a much bigger, more substantive, and genuinely soulful way, genuinely soulful, imagine that, around the gambling dollars, because it's important to them to make sure our independence stays what it is, and it's important to them to see how easy it is for our sponsors to be taken care of
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Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
when we send our audience to our sponsors.
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Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
It is funny. It really is funny to say, David, and I'm just going to keep saying this because it's hard to get the support of people these days that just stays with you. Just look even around the FU money where it's Bezos and tariffs like it's hard to get people who back you with their money and then say, no, we see what just happened. We see that.
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Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
You guys, with this freedom, actually deliver on what it is that you said you were going to bring us. And now they back us again. And again, David, how do I say this? Because I really don't know. You've been involved with some of the business of this. This is navel-gazing. It is. It is. But we want to keep the audience. Yeah, we want to keep them. Okay, I'll stop then.
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Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
All right, let's do that.
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Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Yeah, we're back. All right, sorry. My bad. I didn't realize. Why didn't you play the Magic Crate of Content or something? I thought you had devices for this shit.
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Hour 2: Fume Sucking From The Train of Chaos (feat. David Samson and Adnan Virk)
Cuervo.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Hi, Georgia. That's a beautiful name. How are you? Fine. I'm hoping you can help me out. Happy Valentine's Day, by the way. Thank you very much. How's the restaurant doing? Very good. The restaurant is near and dear to my heart. You know, I got engaged there.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Yeah, I got engaged there. So, you know, I love Hustletown. It's one of my favorite cities. I got engaged at your restaurant. So the city and the restaurant mean a lot to me. I really botched this one up. So I'm hoping, Georgia, you can help me out, okay? Yeah. Okay. So I was supposed to make reservations at your restaurant tonight, and I failed to do it.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
And so I've been calling in favors all day. Like, I just hung up the phone with J.J. Watt, and he said, listen, you can throw my name around and tell him that you and I are friends. I love J.J. He's the best. You like J.J.? Sure. So he said, listen, if I have to call on your behalf, I will, but just saying my name there should get you through.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
And so I'm just trying to get a table for four tonight at 730, if possible. Prime time, then.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Last minute dinner reservations, they're very stressful. Everything is last minute for me. And so what I told Dan, when it gets down to the last minute, you got to do what you got to do. If I have to use Levitard's name, I will use Levitard's name to get me into a restaurant. If I have to use Will Perdue's name in Chicago to get myself into a restaurant, I will use Will Perdue's name.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
And I have used Will Perdue's name to get me into a restaurant. And so restaurant reservations are really me at my best because I'm doing it last minute. And I know I have to lie. When I know I have to lie, I'm Really good at life. Maybe you take someone from the 730 category, that range, who doesn't quite have the promotional platforms that I have. You bump them down to 530. Boom.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
You put me, Luke Longley, and Ron Karkovai, 730 prime time.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Listen, I'll bring Willie Galt. I'll bring Willie Galt. Willie Galt.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
What if I brought Barack Obama? I mean, a friend of a friend. I will make a call. I'll see if the Obamas have Valentine's. But if I bring him in, I got the table, right?
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
But yeah, but Barry likes to eat later.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
But I get my table.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Listen, I got engaged there. Well, you'll save my marriage. What else might be, you know, the end of my marriage? I got engaged there to my wife 15 years ago. You know, I got engaged there. That's certainly a go-to line. I got engaged here five years ago. this place really means a lot to my wife. We've never been to that city. We've never been to that restaurant.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
But listen, those are the keys to getting yourself a reservation when you're calling 16 minutes before you have to be there on your wife's anniversary. Fake romance. You have to say, it's my wife's favorite restaurant. There are dozens of restaurants across this country that think that they are Abby's favorite restaurant. None of you are.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Oh, God. I am Clark University's all-time leading scorer in lacrosse. I hold every record. I mean, I graduated 20 years ago, and I still have all the records, every one of them. I am top in points, number one in goals, number one in assists, points per game. I'm a legend up there.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
I had a great season. I really did. I had a great season. Our team, 1-10. But I had a great season.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Well, that's a good question. Confused, certainly. They're confused. Why is this person talking so long to me? Why is he telling me about Will Perdue coming into the restaurant and bringing roses from
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
If I say one name over there, one name over here, roses over there, wife's favorite restaurant over there, anniversary here, hopefully they're confused enough or they just say yes. That's the whole key.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Yeah, no problem. I am notoriously great at commitment, but let me get you this phone number here. I'm going to give you the right number. It is 954-TRO. Okay. T-Y-A-Z. I mix Trot and Yaz. They're my two favorite Boston athletes ever. That's how I do it. All right, so we're going to be there at 1230. We're really looking forward to it. Again, I got engaged there.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
This means the world to me, so this is unbelievable. And my wife is very excited. I'm assuming it's, you know, I'm bringing all these people and it's comped.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
OK. I do think the table for 17 on Christmas Eve at Prime Italian was the one time where someone got mad at me.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
And when they asked me the name of the reservation, I said Levitard. Unbelievable.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
Okay, let me get that from Dan. Hold on a second.
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The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
This is behind the bit. This is behind the bit. I miss ESPN. I miss it so much. I miss those four letters that got me into every restaurant in America.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Winning in the playoffs, not an illusion. It's a heat check. He's on fire. Stugatz. Harry, Ash, Jalen, Brunson. Thumbs up clutch, that's why we won. New York knows you are the best.
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The Big Suey: What'd You Say? (feat. Ryan Blaney)
Don Levitard. What is the worst part of the life? Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: What'd You Say? (feat. Ryan Blaney)
What is the worst part of the life?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Well, I can tell you that house for a week is a couple of million dollars itself. That's not right. That can't be right. I think it is, Dan. He's going to be 48, by the way.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Chris, I'm saying you can rent it out for a week, take every single room so you have it to yourself, and I think it cost a couple million dollars.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I could stay there for $1,000 tonight. Yeah, but that's one room. Mayweather's not interested in a room. He wants the entire house like we did for the Super Bowl. And that's a different kind of cost, that's all I'm saying, because you're purchasing every single room for a week.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Eli was wearing a suit. Eli was there way too early.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
You did it, though, man. I was proud of you.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Yeah, you're going in. Good teammates you got there. Squeezed my knee while doing it. We knew what we were doing.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I had Nick Lachey call my wife from there.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
For starters, Dan, he has invited 400 of his closest friends and family. He's going to spend $5 million pretty easily.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
It's 400 of his closest friends and family. You cannot have 400 close friends.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
You get it customized. So this is a normal bowling ball. Oh, really? All balls come with no holes, and you get your hand fitted to it. Okay, let's be clear here. A listener sent this to you, Greg. Look at that. That is yours right there. Wow, I'm honored. Miller Lite.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
In fairness to Greg, if you know Greg, you know he wants the logo of the show on the bowling ball.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
You do. I don't think you do. In fact, I would say you're not having pancakes unless you're having them with syrup. No. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Love that. I have some details on the Mayweather party, by the way. What's that? ATV tour. Roller skating. Nice. Bowling. And more. Bowling?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Greg, don't you think it's easy to spend $5 million in a week if you have 400 friends and family coming? Oh, for sure. And you're paying for everything. In South Beach. Right.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Oh, it was great. How could I forget? If you have 16 people in your wedding party... No one has 16 friends that are that close to them. Nobody. And Mayweather thinking he has 400 friends. Those people are just coming because they were invited, right? It's a free week. And paid for. But 16 friends, what happened to just two or three friends?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
If you get married again. I haven't, you know. I feel like it's a sliding scale with you. It's who's done the most for you lately.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Like I may be in contention.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Well, I'm not questioning your marriage. I know it's strong. I'm wondering if your friends have changed, if you would take a different approach.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Greg, you know what happened to me this morning? I took out a piece of bacon, and it was stuck to another piece of bacon.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Yeah, exactly. But why do you have to do it? You don't have to. But why do people do it?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
What? You have feelings? You don't want the listeners to imagine you calling your wife pookie? Not really. Huh.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Nice. Because names change in times of passion. They do. They go on. Go on. Well, I mean, you'll just you'll say anything. I mean, you will say anything that is like. Come here, my little firecracker. Wow.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I've said it. Firecracker. Good guess. That's my pet name. Little Firecracker. Anyway, this is all you're doing, Greg. Yeah, it's your fault.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
No, Kia is not from Canada.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Dude, I'm wearing a bathing suit on my head. I know, but I've turned on this game.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
What? What if Kachuk gets hurt? Oh.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I know. So would you rather win tonight's game or win the Stanley Cup, essentially?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Right, the way bacon was intended to be eaten. I mean, thank you. That's exactly right.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I have an update on the big dog, by the way. He's getting $50 per live read.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Come on, man. But if you eat the correct foods, will you ever fart? No. No. That's what I'm saying. What a misery. I mean, seriously. Everyone has to fart, Dan. Farting feels good. Feels great. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Melinda, that's a great name. Perfect name, yes.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
So I'm familiar with those alleys down on South Beach. That was one of my questions. Like you're doing this at a very uncleanly place.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Because she's... Blood woman.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Littered, yes. So she comes in a car? A big car, yes. A Suburban. Like, who is she with? Is she with the Red Cross?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
She just collects blood? The Red Cross? Yeah, I mean, what are you giving blood for?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Act like you've been there.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
That is cute, though. This is what is happening in the studio, cute. What is happening there, cute. You can see how I had to just listen to what the instructor was saying. Sometimes it's easier if you just do as you're told. One more time, a little nestle here.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
That is control. Yes, surrender. Meech, I want to see you 20,000 feet up in the air and see what you do. Listen, I'd do exactly as I'm told, but I'd be less jealous about it. Exactly right, thank you, sir. All right. Thank you, Ethan. All right, Ethan.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Don Libertard. To us residents...
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
It's better. You think I haven't been practicing? Stugatz.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
So today it was all over the place. I was in a service lane. I was in the 836 line all the way to the end and cut people off to get back onto 95. And I saved myself like 10 minutes. But a cop saw me and he pulled me over and he asked me, hey, how long ago did you know you needed to be in the lane you're in now? Because you just cut everyone off. You could have caused an accident.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
And I said, I got to be honest, I don't come down this way often. I live up in Parkland. I have a big meeting down in Miami. I said, this is the first time I've been down here in six months, and I probably won't come back down here for another six months. I had no idea, I told him. So these roads aren't familiar to me.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
Let's check the next one. Good lie or bad lie? Certain days I whistle better than other days. Like if you catch me on the right day, I'll be able to whistle. I just can't whistle today.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
Cabin, attention, cabin, attention. Do we have sound for this? Thank you.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
They have asked for volunteers to get off this plane because they have overbooked this plane and no one volunteered. So they went to the computers and I was one of the people selected to get off this plane. Unfortunately, I have bad news for everyone on this plane. My grandmother is on her last breath. She is on her deathbed and I need to be there tomorrow. She means so much to me.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
She, along with my mom, because... There was an unfortunate situation in my family where my dad left us at a very early age. So she helped raise me, and I need to have one final conversation with her.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
So if anyone, out of the kindness of their hearts, would volunteer to take whatever vouchers United is offering and just wait one more night, you'll be here one more night, and then you get on tomorrow's plane, it would mean the world to me. And by the way, I'll throw in some extras as well. Nice. I'll throw in a hat, maybe $100, and maybe a Dan Levitard T-shirt.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
Dan, listen, coming from someone who was the BMOC, big man on campus, and I was. That's so douche. BMOC.
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Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)
Lacrosse was the only physical sport we had. I was an All-American. BMOC. Listen, I'd pay a lot of money to have it back.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
How about this? How about this? If you communicate with horses or with greyhounds, you could win a lot of money. The track... Hold on. You bet the wrong one. The guy's like, I got a good feeling about this.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Don Levitard. I saw a post on Twitter yesterday how the Toronto Maple Leafs, that they won the division. Guess what? It's been two years, and that's two years too long. Stugatz. You can take that ass, too. Oh, we're taking two asses. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz. I'm just trying to win some bets.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
If I can communicate with horses, you know how much money I can make on an X-Acto?
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Yeah, that's right. They communicate with each other, and now I'm in the game.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
I'm going to learn, because I can communicate. I'm going to learn their ways. The horse lied to you. Mm-hmm.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
You have me befriending the Dante Porter of horses.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Don't listen to them. Do the boy cows try and convince us when we walk over there?
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
I mean, if I choose the Heat game to put everything on the line, I haven't made a decision yet. I don't even know that we're doing that.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
No, I... Listen, I'm going to say this one time, and that's the only time I'm going to say it. Don't question how badly I want to go see Pearl Jam. And let's just leave it at that. So we have an understanding now. We're good.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
You know what's going to happen, though, this Sunday. No, don't do this. You know, though, right? I mean, Panthers, Lightning, Game 1. What's going to happen?
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
it's been a full year lightning get that ass took yes there's an ass so i want to get took so back okay oh it's my drugs i love these playoffs the stanley cup playoffs it courses through my veins the agita the anxiety they have the entire game um shake and then the end when the final buzzer goes the horn and and the panthers won the game oh it's the greatest feeling but those 60 minutes though before it's my drugs
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Yeah, yeah. Because they're legitimately, I mean, it's also been proven, they are legitimately a great team, okay? I'm confident in the Heat tomorrow night. They're playing the stupid Hawks, all right? Like, what are we talking about here? The Panthers, that's a great team that has a chance for a dynasty.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
I mean, they're trying to get to a third straight Stanley Cup final, a second straight Stanley Cup win. Yes, I am supremely confident in my favorite little hockey team.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
It's hard to understand you with the shoes.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
You saw Chucky was doing the rounds yesterday. Media, he was on the shows yesterday. Not all the rounds. He's going to be back on Sunday.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
No. The rules don't allow it. You've got to wear a helmet. Yeah, I've got to wear a helmet.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
This is something that me and Joy Taylor and Amber Wilson have spoken among us many a times. This show, I wasn't going to bring it up. You brought it up, though. So now we've opened Pandora's box. Everybody knows that. You stole Humiliation Pool. I did Humiliation Pool. You put another name on it, Grit of Death. You stole Humiliation Pool from my show. We had the Wheel of Humiliation.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
You have your Grit of Death. These are the same thing. You stole it.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Finally, the truth comes out.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
I mean, one of them where we get shot up with the paint guns, you know, paintball. That was tough. You know, that was tough. Another one, Joy Taylor, she had to wash our cars while, you know, dressed a specific way.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Romberg, Brett Romberg, had to dress up. He had to wear a dress and go shopping at Publix one time.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
How about one time you had to give foot massages to everyone else on the show? That's humiliating.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
I had to get our backs waxed one time.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Had to eat a gas station hot dog one time.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Delightful.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
That was the absolute worst punishment. Billy Onion wasn't great. One time I had to get smacked in the face with a fish. A real one? It was dead.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Hold on a second. So my favorite team, their season is over. I don't get to see Pearl Jam and indentured servitude. Which your wife hates, by the way. My wife. I don't know if you know this about wives. Love money. Love money.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Truth bomb. He's right about that.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Does everyone love money, but especially wives?
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
People were asking me yesterday, hey, so you got the tickets? You're going to approach me?
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
I don't have anything.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
You would never believe that person if they told you I can talk to animals.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
I want to talk to the animals. I want to be able to communicate with the animals.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Yeah, I want to be able to understand the animals. I only speak English. I'm getting along just fine. Yeah, but what if you could speak Spanish? It'd be cool, but you'd give me a choice here. I'd rather communicate with the animals.
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Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously.
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Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
But what happens is it's just easy for people to either co-opt or denounce based on, wait a second, you made fun of something. that I like or that I believe in.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
I think also sometimes people don't catch what's happening. Sometimes people don't understand what's happening. They just see the bland optics on the top. I'll give you a great example. Andrew Schultz interviewed Trump when he was on the campaign trail. And everybody was like, oh, my God, I can't believe Schultz would do that, da-da-da. And then I said, did you watch the interview? Like, well, no.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
If you watch it, what he did was, like, it was subservient the whole time. They were making fun of Trump, but doing it in a way that Trump didn't pick up on it. Because, like, they praise him for stuff and then, like, throw in some stuff. Like, it's crazy.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
But they're doing that in the middle of the thing. And I can't count how many friends are like, oh, it doesn't matter. Either they said, well, no, he was just sucking up to him. And I'm like, he was making fun of him to his face. Or they said, well, it doesn't matter because they gave him a platform. I said, well, at the end of the day, this is the part where I do agree.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Yo, if Theo Vaughn has an opportunity to book the President of the United States, he's not going, well, that would be terrible for numbers. Of course he's going to do it, right? Because all of these guys, and this all starts with where? It starts with, once upon a time, hey, you're a comedian, you want to make it?
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
You better be at either the cellar or the comedy store and hope that one of these TV execs sees you. And then you get your Seinfeld, right? Or you get cast in Tommy Boy or whatever it is. Or you make it to SNL. Get an SNL audition. Right. And then like, oh, I have my half hour special on Comedy Central. Oh, I got my hour special on HBO and then Netflix, right? That was where it was.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And then all of a sudden, and one of the guys who foretold all of this, that look, these gatekeepers who are telling me that I'm not funny. Or I'm not good enough to have my own hour special. Or I'm not good enough to have my own sitcom, whatever. But I see the crowds that come out when I do shows. I'm selling out everywhere. Night after night, two shows a night. It was Andrew Schultz.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
He told me this in like 2015. He was like, all this network stuff is dying. The audience is there. And like about, I want to say a year or so later, he put out his special for free on YouTube and it did crazy numbers. And that's what Schultz knew. Oh, they can say you're not good enough. Doesn't matter. Well, I have my own economy, my own industry here.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And so once you've created, this is the model now for comedians. It's not, I've got to impress the execs over down at Viacom. Now it's, oh, I just have to do something that brings enough people to the shows and supports my content wherever it is. So if I have something, because this is the economy of the Internet, doesn't matter if you hate it or you like it.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
as long as you have a feeling about it, that is monetarily beneficial to me.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Number one. Number two, Dan, I would say that when you say, oh, a stand, take a stand, the only stand comedians have to make, and I got to quote Brad Williams on this one, ha-ha or not ha-ha? That's it. All they gotta do is make it funny.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Don Levitard. If Daniel Day-Lewis did it, you'd be jerking off all over yourself. Oh, come on.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Dan, for every George Carlin, and George Carlin, you're right, for everything that you said, he's remembered as, I can give you a Jerry Seinfeld. who has never done anything topical of that nature that indicates one way or another.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Again, if you're middle-of-the-road funny, okay. But if you're funny, man, we respect and remember these guys for being funny, for making us laugh, man. I'll give you another very toxic example. Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby's most memorable... Whoa!
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Easy is pirate slang.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
I be wanting a swig of your rum.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Listen to my words.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Hey, honey, I'm trying to buy that Tetas hat on eBay. How much does it cost? A thousand doubloons, me lad.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
So yees, a lot of yees. I think there's some yees. It's not even that. It's like Jessica said, you would not understand what they're saying. It's so common.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Yeah, it's hard to read, yes.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
That is so whack. A most unpleasant tale told. I don't know whether that was a pirate. It's a pirate.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
You landlubber.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Fortune does not shine on young Harrison.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Allow me to tell the tale of Heat Clippers from last night as a pirate, please. Our matey, gather round for a tale of the Heat Clippers showdown. The Miami Heat sailed into the battle against the Los Angeles Clippers, bringing fire on the court. The Heat crew, led by their swashbuckling captain, Jimmy Butler, chat GPT, what are you talking about?
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Were battling to keep their spot in the standings, while the Clippers, led by the likes of Cry Leonard and one-legged Paul George, were ready to plunder the seas of victory.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
The game was tight with both teams exchanging blows like a mighty storm at sea. In the end, it was the Heat who came out victorious, outlasting the Clippers with clutch shots and solid defense. Bang!
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
So I told Chad GVG, do the game from last night. And it's kind of cheating. Because it says, ahoy, matey. Here's the tale of the Miami Heat's clash with the Clippers on March 12, 2025. The Clippers set sail into Miami's waters. I'm like, wait a second. This is exactly what you did the other one.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
They do, yes. But although, here are some highlights. Not often with Kawhi Leonard, though. James Harden hoisted anchor with 24 points and 11 assists. Harden. Harden. Harden. Harden. Charting the course for his crew. Bogdan Bogdanovich plundered a season-high 30 points and hauled in 10 rebounds. Doesn't make any sense. That's not the right verb there.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Did you guys see Stephen Adams last night? He looks most like a pirate. Yes.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Do you... I'm sorry. I'm sorry we're boring you here, Jess. Jess is like, ah, I heard something about ballplayers.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
J.R. Tolkien. Stephen Adams, you were saying? Stephen Adams, so him and Mason Plumlee got like tangled up. And Stephen Adams did something that I don't think I've ever seen a human being do before, at least not to a seven footer. So Stephen Adams does this thing where he walks, he's like, I'm trying to walk away, but he's walking into Plumlee. He sticks his arms under Plumlee's armpits.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And that's when I like to go, it's like, I'm just trying to move forward. I'm just trying to move forward. But that's when I realized what he was doing. He proceeded to try to lift him. with forearm strength only. Dan, I don't think you are appreciating how hard that is. This right here being the only muscles to use to pick up a seven-footer and then drop them to the ground.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Arr, gather round, matey, and let me tell you about the mighty Stephen Adams of ye Houston Rockets. This lad be a true sea dog, a beast of a man who ain't afraid to get down and dirty in the paint. With the strength of a hundred men, he be a force to be reckoned with, fighting for every rebound like it's a treasure lost at sea. Now let's do Pig Latin.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
He may not be a flashy swordsman like some of the other swashbucklers in the league.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Argh! Gather ye round, ye scallywags, and let me tell you about the Dan Levitard Show, a crew of misfits that sail the airwaves with wild stories and raucous laughter, like a band of old pirates setting sail for chaos. At the helm, ye got Captain Dan Levitard, a wise Kraken sea dog who's never short on opinions and always ready to steer the ship into uncharted waters.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
He's got a sharp tongue and a knack for bringing the ruckus, with his crew always falling close behind. Bringing the ruckus.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
That's what I was going for with the hear ye, hear ye.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Well, Dan, according to ChatGBT, the Dan Levitard Show will be a rollicking good time. A place where nonsense reigns, be it the kind of nonsense you can't help but enjoy. So hoist yourselves, you hardy pirates, and get ready to join this crew for a wild ride on the waves of hilarity. Arr! The waves of hilarity.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Are we calling Bill Burr Woody Plage as well? I don't know what you're saying there. Stugatz was harder on Elon Musk before anyone was. And now here comes Bill Burr, horning in on Stugatz's territory.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
I don't think it's punching up or punching down. I think what you're witnessing is this is comedy. Comedy pushes back at whatever the conventional norms are. And so the conventional norms for the prior six, seven, eight years were moving more and more to this. We can't joke about that. You can't joke about this. And so comedians are wired. Oh, watch me joke about this.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And so now what's happening is because everything is shifting and the power has shifted and now the culture has shifted, you're seeing Bill Burr being like one of the first guys like, oh, you can't joke about that because now that's what's in charge now. And he's like, watch me joke about this. What a quack.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Musk. I don't I don't think podcasts like the comedians I know. That's not like, OK, guys, jokes aside, let's take our clown makeup off and let's have a serious conversation. They're not doing that. No, that's still there's still it's it's not different from stand up.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
Stick that in your rocket and smoke it. So, and I would argue that, again, these are most of the comedians you're talking about are, they have, things have shifted around them. Even Rogan. And I'm not like, I don't, I'm not saying, oh, Rogan's right about everything or smart or brilliant or whatever.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
But prior to like 2019, I would say, most people, most people on the right would be like, Rogan's a lefty liberal thing. Like the weird thing, this is, it's forever. Just like 9-11 was something that changed how people view everything. COVID is going to do that forever. Because the number of people who were like, that guy's a quack, and then that guy would say something like,
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
I don't know about this vaccine. And all of a sudden, everyone on the right was like, I always knew you were cool. And everyone on the left was like, you're dead to me. That's what happened for a lot of comedians, a lot of people. Man, I remember, I was just thinking about this the other day, Bradley Beal and Kyrie Irving were like, I don't know about the vax.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
And all of these Republicans were like, yeah, this Kyrie Irving guy, he's great. Like, Kyrie Irving, everything he had espoused up until that point would be the most anti-Republican thing.
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Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Saves the Day
So I see it similarly with a lot of comedians where it's like, like Mike said, Bill Burr was complaining about cancel culture and like everything being too sensitive and right wing people are like, yeah, that guy's cool or whatever. And then what happens is he continues to do his humor, which isn't shifting.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Sure. I have to come in there. I will come in in a second and try it.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Okay. Terrific.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Okay.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Dan, I got to tell you, this is the best mulagua I've ever had. There you go.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I didn't say anything. That was intentional. I appreciate the slurping sound. This is great.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
The old bait and switch.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
This is lamb. What can you have?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Don't put that in front of Dan. Here comes Jose.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
No, no, no. Jose's coming in right. I know who Danny is. Thank you. Oh, I can already smell what's on here.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Based off the description.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Remember, Australian lamb. Well, you're not supposed to use your opinion.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It seems like a moment you wouldn't forget.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Dan, you remember those days. You were on the Cal Beat. Do you remember? Exactly right.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
What if a Miami hurricane gets arrested and goes into his court? I mean, obvious. There are obvious reasons. He'd recuse himself.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, that's right.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Dan, I'm all for advanced metrics as long as someone can explain them to me in a way that I can understand, that I can digest them, and they have impact on what it is I'm actually watching. To Greg's point, I don't need 18 miles per hour. I don't care how fast you're running. Are you scoring touchdowns? I don't care how quickly you get there. Are you scoring six points? That's all I care.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
And Tony is so right about the vibe. I love Tony Romo. That's how fans love football. It's a vibe. Big play, right, Jim? Yes. They're down here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying to my wife.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
I mean, in Billy's defense, he did have the Mina Kimes sound at the ready. And the laugh. I mean, who could forget?
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Try Wieneron for size. Want to hear about it.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
That is a good laugh. You think he gave me the joke of my last name?
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
I'm guessing David thinks he should be in the Marlins Hall of Fame. And I'm not certain he's wrong. I mean, he did win a World Series as team president. And got a ballpark opened.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Samson is no longer running the team, though, to Greg's point. Samson could be in the Hall of Infamy. No, but when they got the new ballpark, David, that team did spend money. Now, they didn't spend it well, but they spent money.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Like in the next two years. And then how long after the fact? Right.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
I was wondering which gates he was at. A couple of them. You know the gates.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
As only a visitor. A paying or invited guest. Yes. Like, he just wants to see the hall?
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
I'm just asking. He takes it seriously, Dan.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Are you okay with the class for the Marlins Hall of Fame? The first class. Wait a minute.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
David Sampson belongs in the Marlins Hall of Fame.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
It's exactly right. And now his job is to negotiate against me.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
So you thought it was common knowledge and you're wondering why it is you got aggregated.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Well, now he said it.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I actually have a funny story about that. So Mickey, who is the owner of Carnival Corporation, was showing off one of his boats, one of his new boats. And like the deck and the chairs, We're all white, you know? And I referenced it to everybody quote tweeting on Twitter or X or whatever you want to call it. I don't care. It was in quotes, I think. Stay white.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Apparently, Mickey forgot that he said that and didn't get the joke. I guess he thought it was a kind of a racial comment. And he texted Dan, like, what the is your producer doing here? Like, what's going on statewide? And Dan went up to me and said, hey, Mickey is asking about what you're saying here. Like, what's going on? You don't remember what he said at the parade? He said, stay white.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
And I brought it up as a reference. And Dan laughed about it, so he had to explain that to him, which was pretty funny, I bet.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Oh, we, we laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. It was, it was hilarious. As far as, it was just us. I don't know about anybody else, but it was just, it was just us. Mickey Harrison yelled that out as he was leaving the podium.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Oh, right this way.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Ich habe eine Frage für Mero. Weil er ist der Mann, der seine Hause hat. Und Mero, hast du... Der Don. Der Don. Der Don der Haus. Der Patron. Have you ever had to do something at a time that you didn't think you would be doing that thing? So the other night, I have my baby, 4 months old, she's starting to teethe, right? So mommy's like, hey, can you put her in bed with us? She feels bad.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
I'm like, okay, I'll put it. The issue is, our bed, right in the middle where she sleeps, the vent, goes right to her. So every time the AC kicks on, it hits her, she wakes up, she wakes me up, and then we got an issue. So, at 3.58 in the morning, yo dije, yeah, So ist du Gott! As I got back up to the room and I looked at the vent,
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Dan, todays Refandadilla, todays word of the day is... ENCOJONAO!
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
I was pissed, Dan! I was pissed to a level that I could not imagine. Because as I sat staring at the vent, that was a little bit higher than I thought. So I had to take the stepladder and take it back downstairs and then take the ladder at 3.58 in the morning and then start going up. My baby's crying. My wife is mad at me. But I'm like, I'm not doing this anymore. So I took the power drill. Zzzz!
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
change the vent, the direction of the vent at 4 o'clock in the morning, Dan. The most handy thing I've ever done at that time, ever.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Yeah, but this isn't Oh, nicht nur uns.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Von den Hüften. Ich bin so verrückt. Ich bin so verrückt. Die Angler kommen aus so einem tiefen Ort, Dan. Ja, es geht so weit nach oben. Wie Tupolo Pharrell.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Oh yeah, we're definitely missing words because Cubans skip over certain words. EN-CO-JO-NA-DO.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
You know what we do around here. That's why soy el patrón de la casa.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Wie wollen wir das spielen, Dan? Willst du, dass ich Sam Morrell aufhören muss, oder willst du, dass ich Billy unter den Bus werfe, weil ich mich unter den Bus werfe? Und warum hat er den Nackenbein?
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
I have a hard time watching this Boston team play.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Guys, by the way, I used game time and I took my family over to the Dodgers game and I probably saw the walk-off hit, by the way, for the Marlins, which I didn't see because the baby started to cry so we ended up leaving. But, but, I saw a tiny home runs, Dan, and I saw the greatest jersey I've ever seen. Dan, I'm putting it on the screen for you right here. What?
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
How about that one right there, Dano? Oh, that's funny. The Nico Honiz jersey.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like, how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch Money. And dude, it's a financial wake-up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app. It's basically your money command center.
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
No!
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
No!
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
No!
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Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments into one place so you're not guessing anymore. And listen, I found stuff I didn't even know I was paying for. Since I started using Monarch, I'm tracking my spending, actually saving money. Bis zum nächsten Mal.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
There's sunglasses in boxes today. But in my bed in the hospital, ending our lives all the same. Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)
One question was like, if you could change closets for the day, who would it be with? I said, the Pope. And I said, I love his look. I love to be able to anoint. The Pope's look.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
All right. So David does his own show within a show. He's been talking for a long time to himself. I showed Jeremy how that works one day and and actually walked him into a room where David Sampson was alone with his thoughts for 50 minutes and put him in front of the television and just sort of said to Jeremy, you're not going to ever want to do this in your life. Talk to yourself for 50 minutes.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Look at what it feels like. David Sampson within this show is talking so much now that he does his own show inside of the show and just drops in, I was at dinner with my son and other people were talking so it was fine. And you just throw it in there and what are we supposed to do with that if you're not going to explain, like, did you not want to talk to your son? Who are you trying to tell that?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Why is that detail in the middle of that story?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
If he can do a song, I am. I want to be a human. And that cry that you just heard, but I am. He's just insisting from the bottom of well of empty loneliness where he lives, but I am a human. I talk about billion dollar deals every day all the way to the grave. It's nothing personal. Not my family, not Thanksgiving. Nothing is personal. It's just all business.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
He used my book as a conversation starter with his son. hide in the work just hide deep in the work hide deep in the work david talk to yourself do a show within a show go deep into your narcissism so you could die alone this is even better i'm sorry but i had my pile of hanukkah gifts ready to go and i have a stack of stew's books
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
What's a rundown?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Look at this, a palpable sadness is swept over the room as you laugh and... I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Be sorry to your family. Do you believe your own plea that I am human? Do you have proof?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
I'm just like, I like firing people.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Can I get some help from the room, please? Because Izzy was very nice and soft about, no offense, Stu, but that's a terrible gift. And I wanted to hurl Izzy into the ocean. It's a great gift. My man. It's this holiday season. Stugatzbook.com. There is no better gift. Like, it's one of the best jokes this show has ever told. Like, what do you mean it's a terrible gift?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
It is rare, I would say, that something that happens on this show startles me. It just catches me totally off guard. And I will tell you that I have been... Just neglecting what is clearly a superstar talent in our building that I did not know was just hiding in the kitchen area and losing her wallet and getting, you know, doing basically war video photography that gets her pepper sprayed.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
I really was surprised that Stugatz ate that from you.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Sure, yeah. Weird?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
You think it's weird to give charity as a gift?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
All right. Wait a minute. What happened with Thanksgiving? How'd that go for you?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
What would I know? But hold on a second, though. OK, so we're in all in the information business. And David is an expert on both baseball and business. And it is funny to see this expertise on the sporting class and everywhere else when I'm going to play the sound again because it's amazing.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
And she just she's a very eager person. and likable person. But I had no idea that she had the voice of an angel. And so Rose was pepper sprayed. And you guys stunned me yesterday when I realized Rose, who speaks in a very thick accent, loses that accent when singing.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
David Sampson, who is close personal friends with Ichiro, was so worried once upon a time about the salary skyrocketing in this sport of baseball that he got infuriated because, no, no, he got infuriated that Ichiro, what, what, David, that Ichiro signed $100 million deal. And this also must infuriate David, Soto turned down $400 million from Washington. I was like, how could he turn that down?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Because now he's going to get between $600 and $700 million. And the Dodgers are deferring a billion dollars in payment in the sport. And what's going on in the business of the sport is a bit crazy. But let's play the sound for the audience of David Sampson many years ago talking about what an apocalypse the $100 million contract was going to be.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
All right, all right. So you're saying I sounded like a walkie-talkie.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
I feel now like I'm in a ship at sea.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
I'm trying to get communications from David as I'm battered by the storm and he hits me on the walkie-talkie from his systems. No chance. Anybody's worth that.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
I'm sorry, David. Jessica was doing a better show than this one in my ear on some of what I said.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
I love you. Start with that. I love you. I want to stop you guys for just a second because Tony was also doing his own show in my ear, and he surprised me there with one of my favorite characters around here, which is the second conservative, Zagaki, who works in even tighter windows and hadn't been around here in a while.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
And the reason I appreciated that degree of difficulty that he embarked upon is because Jeremy, at the beginning of this entire conversation, ran out of this room, hair on fire, and just shouted, I've got 14 minutes to create a song. He is preparing right now in the other room something that serenades David's family sadness.
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Bye.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
And he's trying to produce it in 15 minutes of time because he doesn't want to live a life where he becomes David Sampson talking to himself on a solo show. He wants to play the xylophone on heat sidelines while singing songs. He wants that to be how he covers sports. We've been busy drinking champagne. Oh, I am so here for her. Him. Don't mess with me on the pronouns.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Good. Let's see here. If he's going to take on these challenges, he's got six minutes now. Like, he left in a total panic. And I've got plenty to talk to David about if you guys don't want to talk about his family anymore. But I could spend the rest of the show in this particular nest. Like, I... His weird idiosyncrasies at home, I can go through all of them.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
And you guys will understand how he is at the bottom of a well shouting, I am. I am human when you ask him if he's human.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
So this is Sister Jean, and she is at the game, and she is what now, 105 years old? And she's in a wheelchair, and she has been a mascot for this team that is its most famous member, and they're walking right past her without shaking her hands, without touching her hand. She's got a fist out for a pound, and everyone's ignoring her.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Please, as fast as you can, create for me the new hit television game show where you ask David questions, did you feel something there? And the answer is always, this is a logistics issue. Please let's play that game and that show where you get seen proven at every turn that he's not human, that he's not in any...
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that you would look at that video, heartbreaking video, of an old woman being snubbed at the end of her life by a team she dedicated her love and her religion to. She's the most famous member of that team. She carried them to heights no one had seen college basketball go before. They are ignoring her. You see a logistics issue.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
But what I'm saying to you is if you ask him questions, that will be his first sentence 10 out of 10 times. Some form of that will come out of his mouth because he's not human. Like this is a game show. We can absolutely play with him where we ask him these questions. But can you explain to me, please, David, the billion dollars in deferred payments?
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Like I don't understand what's happening in the business of sports.
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Jessica, you can't keep doing that show in my ear. You can't keep doing the show just in my ear as I'm going to David Sampson. Let's hear it.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
It is a great game show, but what you just asked in my ear is not something that I can ask him, even though it would have been darkly fun. It's a spicy one. It's much funnier in my ear than it would be on air where I think it would get us all in trouble.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
This is a good game. It's a good game. You guys could hit him with an assortment of things and all he's going to do is land on business every time.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Jessica was doing a very good show in my ear. I can tell you about it later. But you're right. It plays defense. She knows. It plays defense against. Asking me a thing that would get us all in a lot of trouble as you stop talking and the show reverts to me. Just ask it. Then just ask it.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
You know what, David? You are totally right here. But what I'm saying is that if I do what Jessica suggests that I do right now.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
It would be it would be dark, deeply and darkly funny and also wildly not appropriate right now. It's the thing that Izzy wanted to come in and talk about today. And as he started talking about it, I'm like, that's what I usually do to the show. I start with stuff that's that serious.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
I believe that we are in the apocalyptic hellscape portion of we get so much convenience sent to our house with jet fuel and in boxes that we're throwing away that we're ruining the environment faster than it's ever been ruined so that we can all die together one day. Poor before rich. Going to make sure that Elon Musk lives in space somewhere with all of our... I don't know.
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It does.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
You're so right. Let's see what Jeremy produced here in a panic as fast as he could about the hollow, sad emptiness that is David Sampson being a robot.
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Nothing personal is the name of the podcast. Thank you, David. Thank you.
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Which he did.
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Goosebumps. It's not just goosebumps. Are you kidding me? I was transported. I was transported to a field where football players were fighting. And Rose's pepper sprayed. She's on the ground crying. And the pain of, they're my friends, and they're pointing and laughing. The pain of that, I felt it. I felt it in her voice.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
This is a star in the making. Rose, you can catch her on the hockey show with Dwork and Roy. And I believe that she is headed for superstardom. What are you laughing about, Izzy? What's so funny about Dwork?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
I don't know. You're laughing at the guy's name. I don't know. You guys are laughing hysterically at the guy's name. I was just saying his name. He gets it.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
You know what? You're going to have to get out of here. Why? What do you do? I like your joke too much. It wasn't a joke. It was just a name. But I just said a name and you derailed the show because I got to get to Samson. Let me get to Samson. David Samson is here of nothing personal. And we've got serious business things to discuss with him.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
And also, we really do need the nation to understand that Rob Manfred has stolen an idea. Yes. Now, we have the sound here that Stugatz believes proves that we invented the idea of the golden at bat. And that Rob Manfred stole it. But David Sampson is now claiming, because we haven't gotten that off the ground yet, David Sampson claims that we are all roar and no reach.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
And if this happened to a show people were listening to, this kind of thievery, that you rejected, the commissioner rejected Stugatz's idea laughing, and now he steals it without crediting Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
But Sampson is here to claim. Look, Sampson's got a different claim. And you were yelling at him yesterday on the air.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Because Sampson claims he invented the golden at bat.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
We went over this while you were interviewing the Syracuse quarterback. He was great, by the way. He was so good. Mike's going to be so pissed at me. I don't know why you decided to waddle in here and throw the video when you haven't listened to anything we're doing. I don't know why you would do that.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
So what are the magic at-bats? How are you doing the magic at-bat?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Time for a magic at bat. Oh, Mike Socha. The smoke is on the field. Mike Socha has thrown the smoke bomb. Time for a magic at bat.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
A wise and smart television sports show that was immaculately produced and spoken would have gone to the sound of Stugatz telling that directly to Manfred and Manfred laughing it out of the room. But now you have your proof from 10 years ago, Samson, that Stugatz invented the magic at bat. Why were you shaking your head no throughout that?
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
uh i would not spoken by someone who speaks into a microphone i would not want tony as my attorney although although now that i think about it objection you're kidding me you know what you know what tony i might it's about pomp and circumstance dan that's what you don't get i thank you i think i would like judge tony and and all of your general truce many yes i would i think i would be the judge the jury and the executioner what do you want me to be here
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Here's the thing, though, David, and this is where you lose your argument to Tony. You're a lawyer. You are great at debate. You are great at proving things. When he says to you, after playing the wrong sound, here's my proof, and then he asks you, where's your proof? And you say, inside baseball? You lose. Case dismissed.
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Cuervo.
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I mean, I'm just... This is why we're outraged as a show. Like, if we had genuine reach, people would take up this cause and understand that Rob Manfred has stolen a perfectly good idea, intellectual property of our favorite court jester.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Laughed at. Laughed at. That sound should be being played by every sports show in America. The commissioner of baseball. What are you laughing about, David? The commissioner of baseball. The commissioner of baseball had an idea that everyone is already talking about and laughing about because it represents more change in a rule than the sport has ever known maybe since the D.H.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
in terms of changing the numbers and absurdity. And this rule change was offered to him 10 years ago and stolen from Stugatz in a week of great jokes where he's a bestseller with a book that he has neither read nor written.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
For Stugatz's best joke to be better than that one? For Stugatz's best, did you know the week Stugatz is having? A church didn't have enough pews for what it is that he was bringing tonight with Greg Cody, dragging Greg Cody's lifeless enemy of fun corpse to the church to sell books. He made a better joke than that one. The commissioner of baseball is being laughed at for a terrible idea.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
A terrible idea that they do not yet know is a bad idea stolen from one of the great idiots in the history of sports media. Thank you.
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The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
Cuervo.
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He's a selfless leader, Billy.
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Hey, guys, circle of trust. Josh Allen likes you, Billy. What are you doing?
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Yes, Mikey, he quickly dismissed me saying it should be Sam Darnold. You could also include Jaden Daniels in that conversation. He was great again last night. And Josh Allen's likely going to win it. But Mikey A seemed to agree with me on Darnold because he knows how good of a season he's having.
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He's got 14 wins.
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Listen, that was the greatest incompletion of all time last night. Did you see it? Did you see the one in the first quarter that I'm talking about? Everyone was raving about the arm strength. It was one of those 50-yard seam passes that was like a laser, man. He doesn't have to throw. He doesn't have to put loft on it to get it downfield. It's like Elway. And Josh Allen, to be honest with you.
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He seems to be pretty good.
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Billy, there are two games this week that are interesting to me, and only two games. And it makes me think that perhaps there should be, like, you know, six to eight teams in this thing. It's the Notre Dame-Georgia game, right? And Ohio State-Oregon.
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The Ohio State game. Yeah, that's it. The other games. Like, the fact that they had all this time to come up with an expanded 12-team playoff and what they came up with is a scenario in which Boise State has a bye week to freshen up before their first playoff. And Arizona State. And Arizona State is absurd. I'm sorry.
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That would be two moments then. I mean.
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I want Billy to start doing... Arizona State, are you kidding? Jake Plummer's been there.
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Can we call him a czar?
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The czar of college football.
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Come on. Get out of here. That's fine. So you're not excited, really? I'm with you guys. I'm excited for two of the four games. Boise State and Arizona State should not have a bye.
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God bless football. Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz. Thank you, Mikey A. College football, the Elite Eight is coming up this week. The NFL, the final week of the regular season. We have a great game of If the Season Ended Today coming up for you in just a minute. Billy, what's going on with that Dolphins ad?
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Thank you for the recap.
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By the way, circle of trust, okay? Mm-hmm. I think the teams that lost last week in the college football playoff, if they played Arizona State or Boise State, the teams that lost, that have been eliminated on a neutral field, I think I'd take all four losing teams to win the game.
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Indiana looked pretty bad. I forgot about that. They looked pretty bad.
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Would you take Tennessee over Arizona State or Boise State on a neutral field?
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Right now, Tennessee. What are we doing?
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They beat Boise State.
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All right. Yeah. It was the fourth. Who did Notre Dame beat at Indiana? Indiana. I'll check it out. Hold on. I'll tell you right now. This is a fun game.
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So much fun. It's pretty stupid.
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Yeah. How do you address this with Carson Wentz? Because Carson Wentz could be out there playing for himself. But really, what's best for the team? Like, what does Andy Reid say? Does he even play Carson Wentz?
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Well, I just think if you're looking at the landscape of the AFC, of the three teams that still have a chance of making it into the playoffs, the other six spots.
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Billy, I know what you're going to say. I know what you're going to say. The Broncos are very good. They're well coached. They have a Super Bowl champion head coach, Sean Payton. I get it. I'm just saying if you're just basing it on the quarterback and stuff like that, I think the team you most would want in there in the event that you have to play them at some point would be the Denver Broncos.
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Joe Burrow has a winning record against Mahomes.
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So I got this.
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You can't control that. But Mikey's right, you can't control it. Billy, the only thing you can control is keeping Joe Burrow out.
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It's a helmet hat.
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Yeah, it's a wrap, actually. It's a wrap. The Ravens will have locked up the division. If the Ravens beat the Browns at home, which they will at 1 o'clock, at 4.30, I'm sorry, then it's over, essentially. Mike Tomlin does not rest. Oh, no. That's a good point. You give us a plate of grass and we will defend.
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Well, hold on, Mikey, because he might be playing for that fifth seed because the Chargers are also 10-6, so...
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The fifth seed brings you to Houston.
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No, but the sixth seed brings you to Baltimore. Come on, stop that. He would want that.
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Yeah, nobody wants the Bengals who aren't in the playoffs. I love the NFL. It's so great. Billy, we have a Monday night game tonight. Lions and 49ers. Yes, I love you guys said it earlier. There's going to be potentially a 14 and three team as a wild card.
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It's absolutely insane. 14-3 wild card. Fight for the Lions. I know. The NFL should do something about that, though. What are they going to do? Just seed them by record, man. Oh. What do you think? You can't have the Falcons. You can't have the Bucs as a higher seed than the 14-3 team. You sure can. Baker's going to be a problem.
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I mean, yes, I mean, you might beat the box, but you're going to have to kill Baker. I mean, seriously.
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I mean, he's got some bets. I do have some bets. By the way, five and one against you guys. You're welcome, everyone, for the great season I've had. Thank you. The Raiders also tonight, by the way.
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Devontae Adams, he's with the Jets now, right? Yes.
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I want some big board bets, and then I want to finish with if the season ended today. Mikey has a playoff match. All right.
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I can tell you that the Dolphins are out of the playoffs as well. Oh, I mean, okay. I mean, if you're the Chiefs and you control whether or not Joe Burrow makes the playoffs, then you do the right thing, and you let Denver into the playoffs.
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So, Billy, while you're doing your second pick here, I think it's such a fascinating decision the Niners have to make in the offseason. Kyle Shanahan's fine. They'll keep him. I'm not certain they should. The decision is whether or not, Mikey, they pay Brock Purdy. I mean, because they've been living on that rookie scale, that rookie contract and filling in around Brock Purdy.
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And he's been good, good enough to get them to the Super Bowl. I don't know if he's great. I don't know if he's a guy that you want to pay, you know, $30 million a year to.
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I was going to say, let the Jets sign him. Suddenly the Jets have a quarterback room that's Brock Purdy, Carson Wentz, and Drew Locke.
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Aiden O'Connell.
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No, but Billy, he's good enough when you're paying him a rookie scale contract. Is he good enough when you're paying him elite level type money? I don't worry about that.
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And you love football.
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The other running back is out. Right. So that's, uh, I like that, that Billy. It's a good bet.
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I was 5-1 again. I mean... You mentioned that. 77-43-2 on the season. I have the Lions tonight. No one cares. Mikey, let's get to the season.
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I took the Lions tonight. So anyway, if the season – so Billy gave you his big board bets. He's been great all year except for the last two weeks. That's fine. Everyone has a little – That's a little slump over the course of the season, except me.
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Thank you, Billy. All right, Mikey, so we'll finish out here with if the season ended today, what do you have for us? If the NFL season ended today.
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hmm billy likes the broncos i mean i do not like the broncos i've been very clear about that seems like he loves him that's not what i heard exactly right thank you loves him not so sure you want the dolphins of the team you want to let in oh
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Right. It's going to be a blowout. Broncos. The Bills blow out the Broncos. Yes.
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Wait, hold on a second. What are we doing? Are we saying the Ravens win that game? Yeah.
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Yeah, you want that for the Steelers. That's what I was saying before. Yeah, the Steelers win.
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I mean, if we're going to play the season ended today, I want to play if the season ended today. I like making predictions. Yes. To the NFC. So the Chiefs have a bye week. Who would the Chiefs get in that scenario if those three teams won? The lowest seed.
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So it would be the Steelers then, right?
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No, I'm saying if the three teams win that I just said, Mikey. Yeah. It would be the Steelers, right?
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So it would be Ravens, Bills, Steelers, and Chiefs. Steelers at Kansas City. And then the Chiefs would play the winner of the Ravens and Bills in Buffalo. I'm trying to figure out where it is that Lamar Jackson's going to lose. And it's the second round. I think you just did. I think you just did. Yes. I just nailed it. Yes.
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Neither is Kenny Pickett.
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Wow. So if the season ended today, the Eagles, who would be their quarterback?
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They came back. Sam Darnold ended that game. I mean, because he's good now.
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Because he's not on the Jets.
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The NFC is going to be fun, huh?
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Two teams you don't want to see come playoff time. Are they? No one wants to play the Rams, and no one wants to play Jaden Daniels.
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See that play last night? It looked like he almost snapped his knee in half. You guys see that? No, he was fine. He got up. He goes, no, I'm fine. The whole stadium was concerned. Coach is freaking out. Terry McLaurin walked over. He's like, I'm good, guys. Stop. Enough. Knock it off. Went on to have a great game. I love Jaden Daniels. Washington. Yeah.
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Circle of trust.
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Circle of trust.
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You should have already put it on the big board.
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I'll do the adjusted line. Bucs win by 21. Wow. Buy it up. I'm going to take the Bucs minus 19. I had Baker winning the Super Bowl. Circle of trust.
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God bless football.
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His agenda was Tyrod Taylor, yes.
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Now, they don't need a quarterback, so, I mean.
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Yeah. But they needed to win that game though.
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get that this is a must-lose game and Drew Locke is out there for himself. Listen, Billy, I guarantee you the Jets are going to overpay for Drew Locke next year. I was sitting back and I was watching.
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No one wants to play Joe Burrow right now, Billy. Nobody. Why would you? I mean, you're not going to have to. Joe Burrow.
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Well, that's going to happen to him in three years. Yeah, no, you'll see. I mean, maybe four, something like that. No, it hurts. I honestly, you guys laugh at the notion. When I say to you, what are the Vikings going to do in the offseason? How can you walk away from Sam Darnold after the season he's given you this year? As a New York Jet, he had 13 career wins.
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He has 14 wins this season alone for the Vikings. How could you walk away from what he's done and go with the unknown of JJ McCarthy? The only answer is obviously the contract, but it's going to be hard for the Vikings to walk away from Sam Darnold. Sam Darnold is going to get paid.
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Yeah, I mean, I want to know what Shirley thinks about it. Well, she could ask Adam. Listen, Shirley's got it. We got to ask Jeff in the background. Jeff's feet. But, Billy, you were happy with Drew Locke because you needed the Colts to lose that game. So that worked out for you.
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That's what you do. I think getting one past your track and field coach is a little bit easier than getting through the layers of the NFL.
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All right, so, Billy, what do you do? You're saying players play, okay, if you're a playoff contention. So the Chiefs have nothing to play for, but the Chiefs can help your Dolphins out next week. So what do you do if you're Andy Reid and the Kansas City Chiefs? Because you can just merely let the Broncos win and the Broncos get in. You don't have to deal with Tua.
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You don't have to deal with Joe Burrow. How about that?
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Bo Nix has not really shown me very much as of late. I think the question is, could the third string Chiefs beat the Bills? No.
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
Three? Three seems like the magic number.
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Oh, I could eat 14 Krispy Kremes. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stugatz.
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast.
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This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Hour 1: I've Been a Nerd My Whole Life
You would take Russell Wilson. To a million. I mean... That was a bad joke, yeah. Really bad. Mulder, we love you. I look forward to being on the dinghy during the parade. That's going to be the bandwagon, okay? Your dinghy whose engine doesn't work, okay?
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You do it old school. Greg Cody, if I did it.
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There are certain things you don't tell anyone before you do them. No, exactly. What else?
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But Greg, I also think what you're saying is if you went on Ashley Madison and you were exposed, shame on you. You're an idiot. Right. You deserve what you got.
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We have so much security. That's always the opening line to a scam.
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There was actually, way back when we first started 790 The Ticket, there was controversy around whether or not, Roy, you'll remember this, we should take Ashley Madison advertising because they were all over Howard Stern's show. And so I was debating whether or not, now we were a startup, we needed money. Should we take the money? Should we not take the money?
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A lot of people were upset at stations and shows who took the money.
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Yeah. I mean, his show kind of lent to Ashley Madison.
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I've got to be honest. The Ruskies.
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Just an optics thing. Just optics. No one ever complained about a law firm being on the air.
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Yeah, like traffic tickets.
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It is fair, Billy. What are you saying? I'm not saying anything. You're already going to take the money. You might as well double dip.
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Oh, I hate that spelling.
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I'm terrified. Did you start typing that thing out? I ain't going to that site.
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Nice web design. A lot of money.
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Ron McGill joins us every single week. He's been doing so for years. He is writing a book with Greg Cody. He can't hear us? He can't.
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No, don't stop. I hear you perfectly. It's Christmas.
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Well, someone said stop in my ear. I don't know who it was. Oh, my God.
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Perhaps it was Lewis. I mean, I'm just a lifetime of doing LSD. I don't know.
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It's very exciting. We'll get to yours and Greg's book in just a second here. But, Ron, first, congratulations on winning best overall image, if we have that image, let's put it up, in the annual Coral Gables Garden Club As I See It photo contest. What a ridiculous contest. But congratulations to you, Ron McGill, for having the best photo of the year, the best image of the year.
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Oh, wow. There you go. I like it. Yes. What can you tell us about the photo, Ron? Give us the details.
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Randy Muller is the TV analyst for the Florida Panthers. When you think Panthers and you think names associated with the Panthers, Randy Muller's in the top five, for me at least. Yes. I was told to speak very loudly because there's a chance that Randy can't hear us. Randy, is this loud enough? I can hear you, Stugatz. I can hear you.
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Who's better than you, Randy?
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That's my only option? That can't be good advice.
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Tabasco sauce. A whole bottle. It'll kill the worms. Oh, God. All right, Ron, I want you to watch a video with us. You always tell us to be calm in these situations. It's a video of an alligator staring down a family from behind a fence. Let's take a look.
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That's exactly what he's doing. Just saying hello, huh? Come on, the alligators.
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Right. A place that never has beautiful days is Edmonton. And so I am wondering, Randy Moeller, if you were secretly rooting, because of travel, if you were rooting for the Dallas Stars to play the Panthers in the Stanley Cup Finals.
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Hour 1: I've Been a Nerd My Whole Life
That was for you. Ron, before we get you out of here, I want to talk about the book in a second here. One more video here of a bear, a black bear in California, stealing only something that I would steal if I could steal it.
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You are an expert. I'm sorry. Like a hostess situation. Do bears like chocolate, Ron? Like, what's going on there?
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Ugh. This segment has just gone to hell. So bears like anything. Okay.
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Honey, yeah. So you and Greg have written what's already a very successful book. It's going to be more successful as we approach launch date here. But what is going on? You have the book in hand.
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Hour 1: I've Been a Nerd My Whole Life
That's important. Me maximum, dads. Ron, why were you laughing there? Because he was doing a live spot for your book? Because of the way he was reading that script.
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Yep. All right, Ron, we love you. We'll talk to you next week. Thank you, sir. All right.
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Mull, speaking of parades, and I don't want to get ahead of ourselves here, but if the Panthers pull this off and there is a parade down Flamingo Boulevard through the Sawgrass Mall, past Ed Morse, of course. Flamingo Road. Flamingo Road, excuse me, that's a fine. And, of course, Sawgrass Ford.
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I am wondering, are you the type of person, Randy, you have so much pull inside that organization, I want to create a float called the bandwagon, and I want this show featured on said bandwagon. Can you make it happen?
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It's amazing how quickly you said, Bob, two years ago, Roy and Mike wanted to bench Bob for Spencer Knight. Like, it's insane.
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Moles, before we let you go, would you rather have Tua at $55 million or Russell Wilson at $2 million?
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
Yes, sponsored by Juergens. You mentioned Nick Foles. Is he the greatest quarterback in Eagles history? And do you believe Tom Brady when he says that he likes Nick Foles?
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You really backtracked, though. You really caught yourself. You got a little loose with the sports guys, and you're like, some women's flag football game, and they're like, not that I have anything against women.
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Look at him. We've been raging.
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I know my role. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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No 60-yard runs on the first play. No 60-yard touchdown runs where he breaks three tackles on the first play. Can we not have that?
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I'm not certain either of the giant Super Bowl teams were any good.
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Eagle fans would rather win the Super Bowl rushing the ball 36 times for 229 yards like they did yesterday than doing it through the air. It represents that team, according to Eagles fans, is very representative of their city and what that city is all about.
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Hour 2: Talking S*** With Jake Tapper
I guess having Patrick Mahomes would feel better. But you're right. Like, yeah, you're right. They're to our city's identity. They run the ball. They stop the run. They do the basics, the little things, and that's how they get it done. But it's not even the little things.
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But it was so hard to see that. That's why I give the Giants a pass here. It was like the running back position has been so devalued that how could they possibly think giving Saquon to the Eagles would mean the Eagles would go on to a Super Bowl and maybe win it?
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The worst thing that happened to the Giants and Joe Shane and Brian Dayball is winning that playoff game. Because they were almost forced to give Daniel Jones, I know it sounds crazy, but they were forced on the heels of that performance to give Daniel Jones the contract.
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But if the Giants have Saquon, are they any better than they were this year? I mean, maybe a couple of games? Maybe.
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And if he got the ball first in that game, they would have won.
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Jake, are you talking shit? I mean...
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I mean, there's a VCR there. I mean, VCR. I think that's a reel to reel.
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It's changed already. It started at one and a half. It's up to two and a half.
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I imagine Bradley is not searching for Super Bowl tickets. They just showed up in his inbox this morning.
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Don't backtrack. Don't backtrack. You didn't want to go to a women's flag football game.
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He did, and he didn't win. So if Saquon wins a Super Bowl here, he is the most famous Barkley in Philadelphia sports history, right?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
This is the Don Levatard Show with the Stoogatz.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. It is time for Stugatz to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy Stu.
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Hour 2: The Biggest Choke Job In NBA History
No, you are. Yeah. Feels good. This is the Don Lebotard Show with the Stugatz.
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Hour 2: The Biggest Choke Job In NBA History
I knew it. The moment it went up, it went straight down. I knew it.
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I don't want to do wah-wah from Knicks fans, which is what they'll do, when the moment they lose a game late against Philadelphia, those fans will do the same thing and then fans on the other side will do the wah-wah, stop with your whining and whimpering.
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How have they been? So are you not going to help me? You're not going to help me further this discussion because you want to keep doing the rinse repeat of every time there's a call, we come on the next day and argue about the call and we have the same argument for 25 years about this?
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But how do I and in the content business, the thing that I'm asking you about, because Jalen Brunson... ...has become a genuine phenomenon.
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He's not just a good player. He's a good player, even though you're left to wonder, how does he do all of that, given his size and speed. This is a little confusing. There are not physical gifts out there that would suggest to me that when this guy comes back, Stugatz...
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in der zweiten Halbzeit zu MVP-Chants, ich bin nicht verrückt, wenn ich das sage, in diesem Gebiet, Momente wie diese, du musst 60 Jahre zurückgehen, um eine Fanbase mit Willis Reed in den Finals zu verlieben, weil das, was du New York gibst, ist das Gefühl, warte, vielleicht Mit dir?
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Wir können das mit dir machen, weil du so hart bist, weil wir so viel von diesem Team lieben, weil du ein Team bist, das die Knicks glauben, dass sie einen Weg finden werden, egal, was das Problem ist. Josh Hart wird 48 Minuten spielen und Brunson wird aus dem Lockerraum fliehen. Und es ist genau der Art von Team, den jede Fanbase möchte. Der, der in der ersten Halbzeit gezwampft wird.
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Brunson geht in den Lockerraum. Fears sweeps through all of New York because he's going to be done for the playoffs. What does this mean? We've got no chance without him. And Ananobi? He's going to go for almost 30 and then he's out at the end of the game. And you withstand that even though what's on your bench is Charlie Brown, a guy named Charlie Brown and Alec Burks?
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I don't know about that.
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One minute last night. A single minute he gave you last night.
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Außer Jorge Sedano glaube ich nicht, dass es jemanden in der Geschichte dieses Marktes gibt, der weiß, wo Stugatz' Skeletone geboren sind. Mehr als Zaslow. Er hat jede Inkarnation des Stugatz gesehen. Ja. From hungry to lazy to what you are right now, Stugatz, which is fully engaged. Stugatz is working five days this week. It's the first time I can remember that and I do not know how long.
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Hold on, get the video, get the Roy Bellamy tweet. I love how Roy tweets from games. You're saying right now that it's 1.3 seconds, but I saw on my timeline last night that Roy Bellamy... tweeted that that happened with .3 seconds left.
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But you didn't. Your tweet had three tenths of a second on it when he was drunk.
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Einen Tweet? Ja, aber... Was ist falsch? Roys Tweet... Aber wer weiß, er hatte es zuerst. Roys Tweets sind eines der größten Dinge in der Geschichte der geschriebenen Wörter und Sport, weil er dir einfach sagt, in Roys totaler Charakter, was gerade passiert ist.
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Warte mal, das ist verurteilt. Das ist verurteilt.
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Ist Gustav Forsling ein Typ, zwei Typen?
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Like the Barkov line. Do you want to know the definition? You want Roy's working definition with a Clapper?
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Roy then later corrected.
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Roy then later corrected. Make that 1.3. They put a second back on the clock.
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Stugatz, wenn eine Fanbase mit einem Team verliebt wird, gibt es mehrere Wege im Basketball, um das Beste zu verlieben. Wenn du den Jungen hast, der mehr schießt als jeder andere in den Playoffs, was Brunson in diesem Spiel gemacht hat. Aber auch, Gott sei Dank, lieben die Fans diese Partie.
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Wenn du nicht weißt, wo du es von einer bestimmten Nacht bekommen wirst, und dann macht der Typ, was Ananobi in der ersten Halbzeit macht, wo du sagst, warte mal, das ist nicht der offensivste Spieler, der er ist, aber sie brauchen ihn, und du bekommst es in verschiedenen Spots. Josh Hart in dieser Postseason, ich erkenne diesen Spieler nicht. Er ist unglaublich.
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Er ist nicht ein 45% Schütter von drei und er ist nicht jemand, der regelmäßig 19 Punkte im Spiel schießt. Aber wenn man sich seine Spielplätze anschaut, gibt es viele 17-Rebound-Spieler.
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Josh Hart, für einen 210-Pounder, ist genau der Typ, der, wenn Jessica sagt, er ist dein Lieblings-Nicks-Fan, Lieblings-Nick, er spielt genau, er und Hartenstein spielen genau so, wie du mit dem Great-Guy verliebst.
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Hard to do better. Yeah, you're right. I'm really surprised that Zaslow doesn't have that old Knicks-Hatred in his gut. He hates Boston more. Understood, but Boston didn't bring the physical fights. Boston didn't bring the opposing coaches hanging on to Alonso Mournings' ankle at the center of the court.
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And it's because the Knicks matter and he is now programming WFAT. I am not happy with our guest list today, which is... New York Aggressive. Und Jaslo, ich brauche deine Hilfe, um ein paar Sachen zurückzubekommen, weil Stugatz ist... Du willst immer die maximale Stugatz-Energie erzeugen, aber die New Yorkisierung, die wir hier machen, macht mich unangenehm.
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Das Schuss, über das er spricht, ist Pat Riley, der an seinem Tisch schreit, nachdem er das Spiel bemerkt hat, dass er sein ganzes Team schießen muss. In der Lockerung. Das Schuss. Und es ist gefadet. Gott, es ist gut, sie zurückzuholen. Es ist. Ich habe sie verpasst. Es sind Jahrzehnte von Irrelevanz, Plural. Ich habe so viel verpasst, dieses Team, das in diesem Sport zählt.
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Das, was mich wirklich mit meinem Geist beschäftigt, ist, dass ich Schwierigkeiten habe, die echten Spieler zu mögen.
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Tony, not that this is usually the subject matter that we have here on WFAT, but what is your problem with the Catholic clergy?
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But how many baptisms, you're saying it's all about, it's confirmations, it's communions, it's literally every sacrament.
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But it's a Es ist ein Ausgleich von Katholizismus.
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Wartest du daran, den Samstag-Masch so zu gehen, dass du deinen Sonntag gratis bekommst? Nein, ich musste immer noch am Sonntag gehen. Oh, du hattest noch am Sonntag?
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Das ganze Shirt. Du brauchst es. Du brauchst es. Your shirt is soaked. He saw you standing up there with your fists on your hips. He's like, that guy's got demons inside. I can see it.
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I will say a couple of things about what is happening here that is wonderful to watch. One, it's the most lovable Knicks team of my lifetime. Bar none. You can have whatever it is that you hate about those jerseys. It might be the only. But those players, Josh Hart playing more minutes than Will Chamberlain. Like, think about that for a second. I mean, that's classic Thibodeau.
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I'll bring you my shirt. You can bring it out. It's still soaked. Well, Tony's got enough so that on average, over a lifetime, he'll be okay, even if it never happens to him again. It's the way that Josh Hart has played an average of 48.2 minutes in the last five games, even though they've only had one overtime game. He's playing more than 48 minutes per game, Stu Gotts.
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You want to take more callers?
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We're taking callers now?
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Why are we taking calls?
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But playing more minutes than Will Chamberlain. And this team is now representing when Jalen Brunson comes out in the second half and like doubles down on, we're maximum underdogs. We come back from all odds. We can overcome anything with our heart, our Josh Hart and our Hartenstein. We're gonna, with our heart on. Was? Auf unseren Schlaufen.
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You say that on a day like today, all you do is open up the phone lines and go lazy sports radio person. Just kill two minutes with a 20 share. Well, you killed two minutes, but it wasn't any good. So?
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I had forgotten that part, that Reggie Miller says that he always enjoyed a quiet road crowd more than even the cheers of a home crowd. Chipper Jones used to say the same thing about doing that to Shea Stadium. So, yeah, if that's something that you enjoy, Reggie Miller leaves that arena last night like he's just imbibed from a fountain of youth, no?
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I will tell you guys that all of these athletes who leave sports and have such a hard time because there's nothing like playing in the center of that pressurized madness. When they get to the sidelines, JJ Reddick will look for whatever it is that he will find later in his career. It'll never feel like that. There is no such thing. You'll get near it. You'll be on the sidelines.
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You'll coach and won't have control. But being in the middle of it, there's nothing like it. But if you can be to the side of the stage and feel like you're in the middle of it, You can't give Reggie Miller a greater compliment on what his career was, that never won anything, a career that didn't... Aber nur einmal, richtig?
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Einmal in den Finals, halb so viel wie Jimmy Butler in den letzten Jahren, Reggie Miller, und das alles für dich zu haben, weil an einem Zeitpunkt, weißt du, vielleicht war es die letzte Zeit, als die Knicks so wichtig waren, ehrlich gesagt. Vielleicht war es die letzte Zeit. Es hat wahrscheinlich so lange gedauert, als die Knicks so gut fühlten.
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Okay, but mattered like this, when they're coming off of the Pat Riley interrupting the OJ Simpson finals, John Starks going two for 18 and then Riley goes to Miami and all of the balance of the conference changes. This is a different time.
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When you can combine all of these elements, Stugatz, that the team is an underdog, it's cool and lovable, and you get the nostalgia of, I'm gonna go grab some of the stories so that I can remember what it was like to play the Davis Brothers.
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Ich möchte alles, was da passiert ist, beantworten, weil ich glaube nicht, dass New York versteht, dass das nicht der Flex ist, den sie denken, um zu erinnern, wie er dein Herz mit 8 Punkte und 9 Sekunden 30 Jahre hervorragend hat.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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Was ich dir erzähle, wenn es um New York geht, um diesen Bereich, der den Sport besser macht, den sie schon lange nicht gemacht haben, ist, dass du rummeln kannst, und du musst rummeln, um die Exzellenz aus der Geschichte der Knicks in die Vergangenheit zu bringen. Und was du mir findest...
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If Reggie Miller is one of the great villains in the history of sports, what a compliment that you can't shut up about his nine seconds from 30 years ago. The dude's almost 60. The dude's almost 60 and a whole arena is chanting about how bad he made them feel 30 years ago.
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Stu Gatz wird den Halle von einem Moment-Joke machen, egal wie viele Beispiele du ihm gegeben hast. Die Halle von neun Sekunden. Ich würde gerne, wenn ich ein Villain wäre, And I did something and the middle of New York was singing my name 30 years later because of 9 seconds of my villainy that I gave them.
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Holy shit! I mean, how memorable is that? I just can't think from any greater compliments that a sports villain can get than to make that arena...
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For inciting him, for pissing off Reggie Miller. The moment is and Spike Lee showed up with his Reggie Miller. Spike Lee showed up. I don't know how he got the contraband into the arena, given that James Dolan confiscates everything and suspends people with surveillance.
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That's what it is, baby. And so last night Carlisle gets ejected and they have sent, I'm not making this. Enough of him. I am not making this number up. They have sent 78 missed calls to the league office from the first two games. Okay.
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Send them an email back that it's under consideration. Under review. And just throw it in the trash can.
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When was the last time that he won a playoff series? But whatever you think the difference is between Carlisle and Thibs, when Stugatz says, how about you coach your team? This is doing that. Trying to manipulate the officiating. When the officiating decided game one, Stugat, trying to manipulate officiating, that is part of coaching now.
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Look at Roy, buoyant and hungover. Has anyone in the history of the show showed up more for work hungover than Roy? Is he the league leader in the history of this show? Chris Cody. I don't know. He certainly hasn't said it as often as you are.
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Greg Cody? Greg Cody. Greg Cody hat ein bisschen Entschuldigung. Er kommt nicht aus der Garage, wo er ein paar Bier trinkt. Du bist der Amateur, der in der Garage trinkt, weil du nicht weißt, wie du dein Essen moderieren kannst. Ich muss nur aufstehen, Dan. Ich weiß. Ich komme hierher, Mann. Ich weiß, dass du hierher kommst, Mann. Und du bist mehr als jeder, der hierher kommt.
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Denn sie haben gestern Abend auf Goals getrunken. Oh, das war gut. Das ist ein guter Punkt. Ein 6-Pack, Dan. Und besser als das, weil die Panther-Fans diesen Teil genießen werden, ist nicht nur, dass du 6-1 gewinnst, sondern dass du tatsächlich die Gewalt gewinnst. Ja! Du hast den Stick-dein-Dein-Tongue-aus-dem-Game gewonnen. Das ist richtig, Montor, ich liebe dich, Baby.
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Boston hat die Thuggerie begonnen, Florida hat die Thuggerie beendet, aber ihr wart sehr gespannt auf die Thung-Off. So good. You gotta explain it to Tony, please, because Tony is learning everything. Tony, I need you to pay even just glancing attention to what's happening in this series.
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Really? Alright, which is more true here, that Zaslow sounds like Maximum Sports Radio, or with the backward cap and the entire look, looks like somebody on spring break in Daytona Beach?
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He is Mad Dog before Mad Dog, because we've got Mad Dog coming on here on WFAT in about 25 minutes. You've never spoken to him before?
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But you and Stugatz both have some of the cadence copycatting that comes from knowing what it is that Mad Dog was in sports radio back when he was inventing it.
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Ja, er hat einen Mann verletzt. Das war letztes Jahr, oder? Nein, das war nicht letztes Jahr, das war ein paar Jahre her.
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Can you guys help me manage one of these situations? Because I don't know how to do this in the modern age because I am just so tired after so many years of doing this, having all of the conversations around the refereeing and the officiating in the deciding of games. But when Carlisle gets ejected and they flood the league office with 78 complaints about missed calls through
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But Stephen A. Smith debating Donald Trump is Super Bowl numbers on television, right? That would be electric.
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It would be. You're telling me there are people at home. You know, a lot of people like sports. A lot of people in this country like sports. If you said to this person, Stephen A. Smith is debating President Trump tonight. They're not watching. Everyone's watching.
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So no one's asked Greg what the bet is?
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Well, listen, this is not something I actively think about, all right? You guys like to think that I'm sitting around, you know, twiddling my fingers and coming up with a plan to take down Greg Cody. I don't think about Greg Cody. I don't know what to tell you.
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What about Dan, though? Dan's got to watch the game with these people.
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It'd make a comeback. Exactly.
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Oh, the fans love this tournament. Am I the only one that wants to see what the other 18 takes were from Alvaro? Yes.
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You keep saying that it's too low, but every sound we hear, they're all amazing. Give me a 12. 12.
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That's too high. That's too high? Yeah. All the ones we've heard already are better than that. What was that?
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There. There. There. What do you think happened in the game?
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I mean, everybody knows that's a one seed. Come on. I don't know what that is.
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What? That's a number one overall.
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That's good. You know you're about to watch something good when you hear that.
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It's not very famous if you have to tell us what it is, though. Who's Wilheim?
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Very famous, don't know what it is.
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That's what I'm saying. I feel like that's a song.
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I still don't even know who Wilhelm is.
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It was about the usage of her television time.
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He is our football expert. He's the host of the Unbreakable podcast. He's the author of Unbreakable, How I Turned My Depression and Anxiety into Motivation. And you can too. Obviously the insider for Fox NFL Sundays. He is the owner of many $90 serums. And we've exposed him a number of times on this show. But that's the only place that he is a bit fraudulent. Five dollars for coffee.
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Real journalism, real journalism. Tell me this, Jay, what are the fairest... What the f*** were you guys just doing? What did I just miss there? Those are the chickens that come out when someone around here, usually Stugatz, is lying. It's an assortment of chickens that come out there.
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Billy, what do you think about what's happening there? You seem to lack confidence in that folder.
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Kannst du uns, Jay, was du glaubst, die fairsten Kritik von den Coachs am Sonntag zu sein? Weil ich viele Kritik von den Coachs höre, weil Harbaugh den Ball nicht gespielt hat oder Campbell es auf den Viertel gespielt hat. Du als jemand, der Fußball kennt und mit einer Gruppe von Fußballern spricht, was sagen sie am Sonntag, was die Coachs schlecht gemacht haben?
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Lass mich eine Frage auf eine andere Weise stellen.
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Kannst du mir erzählen, Jay, warum Baltimore mehr am Sonntag nicht mehr den Ball gespielt hat?
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Ponder this, Stugatz, because you would love this. I saw a video the other day and you gotta have friends who keep you humble. Tom Brady is walking through what looks like a petting zoo of some sort with his entourage. And one of... His entourage members points and says, oh look, the Mahomes exhibit and it's goats.
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Michael Irvin sagte, dass es borderline feuerbar ist, Kelsey 11 Fälle auf 11 Tore zu erlauben. Ich würde sagen, dass wenn Leute das stoppen könnten, hätten sie es in den letzten 10 Jahren getan. Wo stehst du auf diesem Punkt?
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But you guys were saying I was nothing. You said three months ago, you said there would not be a line for his services. And in fact, when you left the interview, you told me, hey, don't clip that and throw that to everybody because I don't want to be aggregated on being the one who's questioning Bill Belichick. But you did say three months ago. I didn't want to tabloid it.
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I mean, I would have preferred if I'm Tom Brady for a little bit of respect on that, but Brady thought it was funny.
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Don Libetard! Weißt du, was ein Razor ist, Dan? Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß nicht, was ein Motorola Razor ist.
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Wirklich? Lass uns durch deine Telefongeschichte gehen. Welche Telefone hattest du? Ich hatte nie einen Motorola Razor.
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You think that was my phone. You think that my first phone was the Titanic's emergency signal. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stoogatz! We were just talking to Jay Offair, telling him to come see us in Vegas. And he said, oh, downtown, downtown. And you know, he's going to be at the Wynn and the Cosmopolitan, but we're doing it dirty downtown. I have him at the Luxor.
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No, that's the media hotel. Jay's not going to do that. No, Jay's going to do it. Jay's going to do it high end. He's a prominent media member.
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Okay, let's see what is in the folder, Tony. Are we going to pick things out randomly?
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I am proudly downtown. I am proudly Circa. We had plenty of options on who we could partner with. I'm going Tuesday to Saturday.
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Why wouldn't I watch a fight at Rocky's house? Yeah, my mistake. That is why Stugatz is jealous of your life. Greg, what is it that you wanted to ask Jay Glazer?
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Are we pondering? What are we doing? What the fuck?
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So basically, Andy Reid doesn't doubt Jay Glazer's report on Andy Reid's innermost thoughts.
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rogers kind of shaking his head like whatever oh but now that you now that you mention it though when you say a lot of stuff going on because andy reed has dealt with a good deal of darkness with his kids with being so professionally obsessed that um you know whatever happens to a father because football keeps calling and stuff and when you say a lot of stuff going on his son who worked for the chiefs at the time had a
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A drunk driving accident then has resulted in jail time. So some of this stuff was really hard on him. But can you tell us as someone who knows Andy Reid and who knows mental health stuff, how he has navigated these huge darknesses in his life while football pulls him away and requires him to be obsessed and not balanced?
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It's a thing to ponder and he's pulled out Bill Gates. So do you have opinions on Bill Gates?
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I'm not asking for the reporting. I'm asking from your perspective as someone who loves him and cares about him and sort of knows how difficult it is for a football man to be a family man because the leadership position requires so much insanity.
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Ich weiß, Jay, dass Deron Bland dieses Jahr fünf Siegspieler gewonnen hat. Und ich weiß nicht, wie du die Messungen bei großartigem Torwartspiel machst. Aber LeJarius Sneed, als ich ihn gespielt habe, kann ich mir nicht vorstellen, dass viele Leute besser sind als er. Also wenn ich dich frage, wie measuren Jay Glazer, wer die besten Körner in der Liga sind? Benutzt du Pro Football Focus?
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Das wäre meine Reaktion, auch. Gib mir, gib mir, aber ich weiß nicht, wie die Messungen auf das gemacht werden, weil ich finde, dass einige dieser Dinge kompliziert sind. Du musst dich in den Schema konzentrieren. Ich vertraue dem Fußball-Fokus. Gib mir die Liste. Geh auf die Liste, wenn du würdest. Und wer ist Nummer eins auf dieser Liste? Weil, Stugatz, du erinnerst dich, er ist einer.
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Jamarcus, Jamarcus Chase, Entschuldigung. Jamar Chase. Jamar Chase, mein Gott.
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Really, I hope. Well, but Jamar Chase said when facing Kansas City, he said of McDuffie and Snead, he said they don't have a Jalen Ramsey. He was trying to insult them. And I don't know where Jalen Ramsey is on this list, but Mike, what do you have there for the top 17?
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Ich möchte wissen, wie sie in ihren Top 5 ranken. Sauce. Sauce Gardner. Okay, das macht Sinn.
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Ja, Sauce Gardner. Ja, Sauce ist definitiv da.
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Was kannst du... Sauce und Sir Tanner sind da. Was kannst du mir über die Detroit Offensive Line erzählen? Welche waren die besten Offensive Linien, die du dieses Jahr gesehen hast? Weil ich sagte, dass am Sonntag das beeindruckendste, was ich gesehen habe, war die Linie in der ersten Halbzeit gegen San Francisco.
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We have less than 90 seconds left. Tell people what you're doing with Unbreakable. It is rebranding now. It's going from a mental health podcast to a mental wealth podcast. And it's where you're dedicating your energies, your life's work these days. Tell them what you're doing.
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Jay, good seeing you. Unbreakable, a mental wealth podcast. We will see you in Vegas, sir. See ya.
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Put it on the poll, please. Juju at Levitard Show, all one word. Bill Gates, get out of here, dork. Yes or no. Does Bill Gates look like a mummy? And did Bill Gates invent the computer? Because I'm not sure he invented the computer.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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What did happen to him? He's married to Sam Ponder. He took her name.
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Anybody wanna take a stab at that? My brother was a Freemason. Really? How'd he get in? It's hard to get in and it's kind of a secret and you have to go through an assortment, a labyrinth of things.
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This is a secret society and it's hard to get into. Jeremy, can you look up for me, please? Because the Freemasons, I don't know whether they're one of the most exclusive clubs. I don't think they're the Illuminati or anything like that. Freemasons, ich erinnere mich, dass mein Bruder durch einen Testlabyrinth gegangen ist.
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Man kann nicht einfach reingehen und einen Mitgliedspreis bezahlen, um in den Freemason zu kommen.
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Was war er auf welchem Niveau, Dan, weißt du?
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Er hat nicht viel darüber gesprochen, weil ich glaube, es gab Geheimnisse, die man nur mit anderen Freemasons teilt.
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Auf einer Wand von einem Führungssquad.
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Ich meine, es gibt Vorteile, würde ich sagen. Es klingt, als wäre er ein Kommunist.
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Ich glaube nicht, dass wir irgendeine Geheimdienste-Mitglieder haben. Aber ich würde es auch nicht wissen, wenn es Geheimdienste sind. Ich war Mitglied von Columbia House. I don't believe that has the same standards as the Freemasons. I got a bunch more here, Dan. I can probably take this last one. Well, I don't want to leave here. I want Jeremy to find what the labyrinth is.
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Looks like he belongs with crypts.
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Only in the meme. Go ahead, you were saying, Greg?
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In retrospect, do you see why the Christian Ponder one was a bad idea? We didn't ponder at all. The reason you're saying now we're pondering boys is because of how little we pondered on Christian.
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Billy, the delight on your red face suggests to me that you know that's not a good question.
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Look at Jeremy. His face is radiating in ignorance. He can't find anything on the internet.
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Stugatz hat einen Top-5-most boring Quarterbacks to ever be in the Super Bowl. Greg, do you have any more before we get out of here for the day? Because this is the tough hour for you generally on Tuesdays. You've lost some stamina over the years. And I figure if I throw you some lobs on reheated football takes, have you gotten them all out of your system?
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Or do you have any more before we get to Stugatz's Top-5-most boring Quarterbacks?
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He did mention before the show that he had perhaps his most famous guest in Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody History with Paul. Andre Agassi ist auf seinem Podcast. Andre Agassi hat, glaube ich, die beste Sportbiografie, die ich jemals gelesen habe. Ich weiß nicht, worüber du mit ihm gesprochen hast. Ich dachte, es war Pickleball.
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I see Tony's Things to Ponder folder and we're gonna get to it, Stugatz. We're gonna reach in there. How many things are in there, Tony? Is it multiple things, plural things to ponder? Is there a thing or two to ponder?
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Aber wie würdest du dem Publikum sagen, dass sie gehen sollten, um den Greg Cody Show zu besuchen, der Greg Cody bezieht?
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Es ist ein guter Interview. The things that he learned, the wisdoms accrued from life that allow him to partner in life with Steffi Graf in what seems like a truly functional, loving marriage. The things that he learned. The book was a revelation for a number of different reasons.
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But that man's growth has been extraordinary to watch as somebody who dominated American tennis in a way we haven't seen a whole lot of since.
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I mean, fine. If you want to. He was great. I don't know why you would do that.
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Are you winded from whipping that towel, Stugatz? You sound a bit winded. Larry Bird didn't look great in that uniform. You look worse.
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Put it on the poll, please, Juju. Have you ever stormed out of a negotiation? Never.
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So your friends bring you in as a negotiator?
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Weil sie dir vertrauen, der stoische Arsch zu sein, der den Mann schreckt, der für ein Leben negotiert.
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Greg Cody wollte eine Erklärung für Hey, wie geht's deinem Onkel? Er war überrascht. Oh, wow, wie geht's deinem Onkel? My wife prefers the bargain portion of the buying experience than getting whatever it is that she's actually getting. She will not buy something unless... It is reduced from what she thinks it is worth.
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But Bud Grant, the late Bud Grant, told us how to handle all forms of haggling when you're having some sort of sale in your house, whether it's a garage sale or anything else. Take a walk. That's how Bud Grant would do it any time. We present him hypothetical. It's for a dollar. Somebody tells you they're going to give you 99 cents. But how do you react to that? Take a walk.
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Es war ein bisschen zu viel Pelvisch-Bewegung für mein Komfort, nahe an meinen Ohren und so. Ich glaube jedoch, dass ich jetzt, und es tut mir leid, das zu sagen, ich denke, ich kann es nennen, die Celtics haben den Hektik beendet. Das ganze Ding ist jetzt vorbei. Ich denke nicht, dass die Heat den Rebound machen wird.
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Stugatz, this is true, and I don't even remember the details, but Stugatz thinks he's Tony, but is actually you, Jeremy, because he goes into the negotiations feeling like, I'm going to get them down, and then next thing you know, they're offering him less than they were before, and I've got a non-compete clause because he's negotiating the deal. Yeah, that's right. It's a strange thing.
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My father is the same way. My father has come home trying to negotiate a lower price for a mattress and ended up paying more than what the original price was. I don't understand how it is that they get discombobulated by the sales people. But I want to get, you look like a golden girl, by the way, Stugatz. A golden girl with stubble is what you look like. Thank you.
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The wig is amazing. The wig really... The wig and you showing that much skin on the arms really brings the whole thing together.
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He was trying to conceal how ridiculous he looks. He was trying to make it a little more normal. I was starting to say that I believe the Celtics heat rivalry is now over and Udonis Haslam says it is not on the OGs podcast with Mike Miller. Here's what he's had to say last week about if he sees Kevin Garnett and Paul Pearson public.
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Ich denke, ich habe das richtig. Ist diese Statik korrekt? Seit Udonis Haslam Bill Russell nicht respektiert hat, seit Spoh ein enormes Kontrakt gegründet hat und seit Mike Ryan gesagt hat, dass die Heat gut ist, haben sie nicht ein einziges Spiel gewonnen. Es ist nicht so, dass sie in allen Spielen verloren haben. Es ist nicht so, dass sie in allen Spielen verloren haben.
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Do you believe, put it on the poll Juju, would Udonis Haslam fight Paul Pierce near the cheese dip in 7-Eleven?
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Mike Ryan, wie fühlst du dich momentan über die Situation in deinem Miami Heat?
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Der Charakter braucht Arbeit.
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Es ist nicht so, dass sie in allen Spielen verloren haben. Es ist nicht so, dass sie in allen Spielen verloren haben. Es ist nicht so, dass sie verloren haben.
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Stugac, you know that Mike Ryan has ripped Carmelo Anthony a great deal recently. Got into a huge argument with Amin El-Hassan about the relevance of Carmelo Anthony. Carmelo is mad because he is saying that the Nuggets gave Jokic his number in a petty move to erase Melo.
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And now Charles Barkley is saying of Jalen Brunson, he's making the Knicks more relevant than any time the Knicks have been since Patrick Ewing. So Charles Barkley is also erasing...
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Carmelo, Anthony, ich möchte euch ein Bild von Charles Barkley hier im Studio Stugatz mit Luca zeigen, weil ich glaube nicht, dass die jüngere Generation versteht, wenn sie Charles Barkley sehen und einen Lautsprecher hören, dass das die Liga in den Rebound führt.
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shorter than luca i've stood next to charles he's barely bigger than me now his his ass is around where my shoulders are but charles barkley look up some of the stats for me jeremy the rebounding stats on charles barkley because pablo tori joins us now pablo tori finds out Das ist sein Podcast. Es streikt die Charts hoch. Es ist sehr populär. Er macht smartere Dinge als die meisten Leute.
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Aber was denkst du, Pablo, wenn du die Fotos von Charles Barkley siehst, die neben Luca stehen und so klein neben Luca sehen?
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Er hat die Liga in einem Jahr mit 14,5 Rebounds pro Spiel gewählt. Und er war nur 6'5, wenn er 6'5 war. Ich bin mir nicht sicher. Ich möchte euch eine Quote lesen und ich möchte, dass ihr mir sagt, von wem es kam. Quote It's always a fast break when I have the ball. This is a quote from last night actually. It's always a fast break when I have the ball. Josh Richardson. Funnier than that.
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I've got something funnier than that.
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It was Ben Simmons. In his first game back, he had 10-11-8 and he announced his arrival for the Nets with, it's always a fast break when I have the ball.
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Pablo, I know people have gotten tired of it, but I think it's one of the most fascinating stories in the sport, the mental short-circuiting of this player.
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That's a funny quote from him. I mean, you would think he would arrive quietly and no, that's not the way he's arrived.
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Stugatz, Ariel Helwani, I believe to be one of the finest sports journalists working anywhere. He is honorable, he is fair, he is perspective rich. And he went on, Pablo Torre finds out, and gave up the stories of all of the different ways that Dana White tried to bully journalism, did successfully bully journalism out of the ESPN building.
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But before we get to that, Pablo, I just want to point out what The lane that Dana White is taking now versus the lane he took 10 years ago because he's seen the lane that profits off of being a professional asshole. Look at this. This is just a couple of weeks ago. This is Dana White basically defending his middleweight champion for hate speech.
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So that was recently, but here's Dana White 10 years ago and the tone is different when he is, I believe it was Matt, was he talking about Matt Mitrioni, some things that were said that he was not at all down with, this is 10 years ago.
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Wir haben weniger als einen Minuten Zeit, aber für diejenigen, die den Podcast nicht gesehen oder gehört haben, erzähl uns das Beste, was Ariel dir erzählt hat, weil... Nein. Nein, nein, nein, schau, der Punkt hier ist sehr einfach. Es geht nicht darum, Dana White zu canceln. Es geht nicht darum, moralisieren. Es geht einfach darum...
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Pablo Torre findet alle interessanten Dinge heraus. Er folgt seinen Wünschen bis zum Ende der Erde. Von dem was? Pablo Torre findet heraus. Das ist der Name des Podcasts.
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I don't know what you do with the fact that they have stunk when their three guys are out there. They have been really bad. Tyler Hero is explaining after the game that he's going to change his game to be catch-and-shoot guy and that's not ideal, but they haven't been very good when he's not just catch-and-shoot guy. It's going to take a minute Das klingt sehr scharf. Was meinst du?
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Ich weiß nicht, ob es deine Stimme ist oder dein Mikrofon.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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You should know the song better than that. Yeah, I could sing the whole song.
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Just so that you understand, Stu Gotts is saying, keep an eye on the suns. Devin Booker, before last night, was averaging 50 points a game in his last three games. And he isn't their best player. Go ahead, Greg Cody, get us started with sing the whole song more correctly. Honor it. Respect the song, please.
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You just said you could sing the whole song.
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Let's put up on the screen, please, by way of greeting and hello for Greg Cody, what Angel Resto painted him as a caricature. He lost in the finals. He did lose in the finals, but what he's saying is this is the worst stretch of his career. This is the worst he's ever felt.
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Aber der hohe Punkt seiner Karriere ist... Ich bin bereit zu sagen, dass das Verlust in Memphis das höchste ist, was Eric Spolstra in seinem Leben erlebt hat. Jetzt legen wir hier die Bildung auf. Er hat gerade einen Divorz durchgeführt. Ich weiß das.
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Das ist der höchste. Das ist richtig. Danke. Das macht es noch schlimmer. Das ist richtig. Hier ist das Bild von Greg Cody, das Ausdruck von Greg Cody. Er sieht besonders enttäuscht aus. Er sieht ein bisschen wütend aus. Die Augenbrauen sehen aus wie Wildschrubber. Und er sieht 143 Jahre alt aus.
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Have you guys talked about this?
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Happy Greg Cody Tuesday. We finally, after many years, have Stu Gotts paying a punishment. That punishment is sensual in nature. He has a towel he is whipping. He is Larry Bird. Mike Ryan, you remember this Larry Bird footage from a million years ago of him on the sidelines. In his short shorts. Stugatz is rocking the short shorts. Looks sexy as hell.
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What are we paying for on Tuesdays?
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Thank you, Stugatz, for finally paying a penalty. Please put the towel away. You're going to knock over my coffee.
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Das ist nicht ein schreckliches Angeln für Larry Bird. Das ist das Schlimmste.
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Thank you for pointing it out. I mean, well, but it's right there. I can't avoid it. It's right on the screen. The green is not slimming. I'm wearing a lard.
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Ja, aber du konntest ihn kennenlernen. Wo ist Dan Issel? Du konntest Dan Issel kennenlernen. Wenn du Blackjack mit Dan Issel gespielt hättest, konntest du wissen, dass du Blackjack gespielt hättest.
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Put that on the calendar. Mid-August, boys.
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I'll be back. I mean, it's three shows. Golden Gate Park, early August. I'll be back mid-August. I'm just saying, if you're gonna do it, do it right after three dead shows. That's all I'm saying. You can't spell Austin Matthews without no show. Try it. I have. Austin Matthews is the Wayne Gretzky of Joel Embiid's
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Er ist da in beiden Plätzen. Das 7 in Game 7 bedeutet, wie viele straight Game 7s die Leafs verloren haben. Das ist verrückt. Ich meine, es ist wirklich verrückt.
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It's just factual. I mean, they're in an igloo ice fishing right now. Toronto's a major city.
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Yeah, we're at the beach and they're in an igloo. All they have is hockey. We have everything. They lost a sunrise. I mean...
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I love when the announcers say a goalie is standing on his head.
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The O in O Canada stands for how many Canadian teams have lifted a Stanley Cup in the last 32 years.
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Where's Jim Lynham? That's what I'm talking about. You knew him. You're sitting at a blackjack table and Jimmy Lyman's there. You know it, Jim.
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Leonard! Leonard! Leonard! Thunder! Thunder! Dan, weißt du, was die N in Nikola und die J in Jokic standen für? Sie standen für nicht Jordan. Es wird nie Jordan sein. Es sollte nie mit Jordan vergleichbar sein. Es steht für nicht heute, nicht morgen, nicht an jedem Punkt in der Geschichte. Wird Jokic besser als Michael Jordan sein?
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That's what I'm talking about. I know.
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I'm waiting for a Dick Motta. Just got him. John Lucas. Shohei Otani. Do it against the angels. I don't like this Otani guy. What? He's not that good. You're infuriating. Unbelievable. Three majors, 15 wins, 28 years old. Close your eyes for a second, Dan. Imagine Scotty Scheffler was black.
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Wo ist Bob Hill? Was für ein Haar. Silber, oder? Du weißt es. So ein guter. Wenn man sich genauer anschaut, sind es nur ihre Gesichter. Scotty Scheffler und Elvis Presley. Sie sehen genau gleich aus. Der König. Scotty Scheffler. Droopy-Face. It's impossible for anyone to run downhill and not look clumsy.
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Read a story over the weekend, Dan, about the Celtics needing to start over. That was quick. Right? Yeah. That's kind of stunning, right?
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Mm-hmm. Is there a worse reputation to have than being the franchise that is called the franchise where quarterbacks go to die? The Bears. I mean, Caleb didn't want to go there. I don't blame him, by the way. Quarterbacks go to die.
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They had Geno Smith. He's moved on. They had Sam Darnold. He's moved on. Those guys have made Pro Bowls. They have that reputation. Anyway. Where's Doug Moe? Oh, Doug Moe. Jesus. Coach K. Great name for a drug. Things you think about, man. When you think you're seeing Coach K walking around the wind at the Sphere. Oh, what a great time I had with him. I think.
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Ich sehe immer Coach-Ks. Niemand hat sie gesehen. Das ist wahrscheinlich, warum es die Drogen war. Ja. If you have the Maple Leafs in a Game 7 on their home ice, you've got them exactly where you want them. Amazing.
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Yo, where's Rudy T? Rudy Tomjanovich, jeez, what a great... Dan, those are the weekend observations.
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Because I don't know if... A lot of athletes say that shutting up the opposing team's fans is the best feeling. Sie sagen das immer. Ich weiß nicht, ob das wahr ist.
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I think Carolina's the scariest. Carolina's good. That's crazy.
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Wait, I want to know what it was. I'd like to know. Seems like a ticky-tack call.
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Imagine, I mean seriously, imagine Don Nelson walking through Sawgrass Mills back in the 80s.
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There's some Scotty Scheffler in there, yeah.
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Weekend Observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Dann, after they announced their final tour in 2023, I made sure I was at every show. I thought it was over. Then... They gave me not one, but two residences at the Sphere in Las Vegas. Once again, thought it was done. But Dan, for their 60th anniversary, that's right, I said 60th.
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They announced a three-night extravaganza at Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it, Dead & Company is back.
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I know what it means for me!
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I'm happy for Zaz. Thank you for allowing me on your show today. Boston Celtics. At least you'll always have the Luke Cornett game. For a brief moment after Game 5, how many people also thought the Celtics might just be better without Jason Tatum? I did it.
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Shea Gilgis Alexander. Not only won the series, but he won the MVP. Congratulations. SGA. Now do it in the Western Conference Finals. And if you do, do it in the NBA Finals. There it is. Nikola Jokic. The Choker.
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The Choker. I would love to watch five Alex Carusos versus five Al Horfords. Something would have to give. You would watch that. Yeah, but you would watch that. There's five Carusos on the court, take it on five Horfords.
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Knicks in the Eastern Conference Finals. Mets and Yankees, little subway series. WFAN, 20 shares, collision course. What a time to be a sports radio host in New York. Juan Soto, overrated. Taylor. I would never say that. LeBron tweetet. The best two words in sports is game seven. Hey LeBron, get your own bit. When you think MLB Rivalry Week, you think Mariners Padres. The Vedder Cup.
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That's true. It's weird. How was Pearl Jam? So good. The greatest? So good. Jalen Brunson is what Kristaps Porzingis was supposed to be. He's also what Luka Doncic was supposed to be. That's the one they let get away. You agree? Don Cic. I don't care. It's obvious. Win something. I'll pronounce your name correctly. Win anything.
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No coach's name and looks work better in the city that he coaches in than Rick Carlisle. Er sollte dort für immer coachen. Hasn't he?
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Es gab etwas. Wir haben vier Teams, die in den Konferenz-Finals spielen. Ich könnte keinen Western-Konferenz-Final-Head Coach nennen. Was ist mit Cotton Fitzsimmons passiert?
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Dan, if I was playing Blackjack in Vegas, okay, at the Wynn before Dead Show with either of the coaches of the Western Conference Finals, I wouldn't know it. More people would recognize me at that Blackjack table than either of those two coaches. It used to mean something. What happened to Del Harris? He's right, though.
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Otherwise I would have no idea that Tom Thibodeau is coaching the Knicks.
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Sie hatten eine wirklich gute Saison.
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Iverson? Was ist mit Paul Westhead passiert? Paul Goldschmidt. Er hat es noch. That's crazy that he's still got it. How?
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Pablo Torre doing a report on Bill Belichick's girlfriend and UNC immediately saying how wrong he was. It sounds like Pablo Torre f***ed around and found out. That should be the new name of his podcast. Pablo Torre f***s around and finds out.
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I can't believe you told him, Dan! Chuck Daly. That was a coach. That was a coach. Thank you.
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Was meinst du mit Larry Brown? Er hat ein Wettbewerb! Hör auf. Ich sage, alle Trainer waren damals Celebriten. Cotton Fitzsimmons hat ein Ding gewonnen. Aber du wusstest, wer Cotton Fitzsimmons war.
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He works hard. Billy, this is so funny. Last week I was saying, are you confident enough in your sources to just put the news out there?
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Now, Dan, do you know who Ali is, by the way? Do you know his connection to Billy? I do not. He voted him as, you know, one of the top 10 NFL insiders.
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But I thought Paul agreed with Taylor saying, you know, I'm not shocked that ESPN is taking credit for something that's not their report. He was being a little condescending about it.
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How do we get Chris Cody on the Feinbaum show? I'm in. This should be our mission.
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I'm worried about your dad. Yes. Are you going as a family? Like, what are you doing?
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But Billy is right. That guy's not going to be a great receiver in the NFL. There's no way.
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But if you're asking, will it get better for Deion at Colorado? I'm not certain. In life, of course it will. He's about to see his son be drafted in the first round.
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But I think this is what Dan is asking. You should be able to build off of what he just did over the first two seasons, right? Or is this the pinnacle for Deion Sanders?
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But you are left to wonder, were those the reasons Deion went to Colorado? So we can get his two kids, those two kids, as top five picks in the NFL. Jeff, what does he do now? I think that's a fair question to ask. What's he going to do? And if he does nothing else, that's fine.
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It's beautiful. All right, let's stop this. I mean, Frosty would have been better, but it's beautiful, Dan.
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It started with Gus Malzahn.
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It's wearing on me. All of it. Football never stops. Lucy, too. It hurts.
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You had a bye week, though.
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Peer off the bye, huh?
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Right. I told Lucy, Dan, if you fail, that I will call Major Applewhite. I mean, I did. I told her that. I have his number. I will call him. I've called him before. I will call him again. Also, I suggest perhaps Ricky Williams and Chris Sims, who was a quarterback at Texas – Except, I'm not certain anyone at Texas likes Chris Simms. That's a problem. No, they hated him. Yeah, they don't like him.
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Just out of curiosity. Because you needed Billy, the Wade, everyone behind you, right?
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Taylor! I'm trying to make connections here, Dan. Neil deGrasse Tyson went to Texas. You have his number, right?
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
Cuervo.
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I had Rachel and Emma both home, and I was in a fight with Rachel. And I said, if you roll your eyes one more time, there's going to be a problem. A big problem. And she said, really? What are you going to do? Stugatz. Oh, God damn. I mean, that's where... I didn't have an answer. This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugatz.
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Cuervo.
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Mike Ryan has now returned. How was your corporate cleansing? Did it feel good?
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We'll see whether Amici can cleanse everybody or not.
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I love that Greg Cody said he does not remember not having it. He does remember, however, seeing a Will Chamberlain game he never saw because nobody did.
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We talked about it for a moment. We'll get to it in a second. You were corporate cleansing.
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And I will get to that, even though Mike needs, obviously, a little more corporate cleansing to arrive late and say, did you guys already talk about something we've talked about? So we'll get him some more corporate cleansing. But you were saying, Jessica, about Pablo being really mad?
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I disagree. I think that Pablo can make his wonderful things and run around with his rhythmic gymnastics ribbon and then go over there and, you know, spend time with Joe Scarborough as starch Joe Scarborough tries to make him the model minority on MSNBC that makes it OK for him to go to the White House. And Pablo needs to just do his job and not complain about what we're doing around here.
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And as I look at ESPN right now, Unsportsmanlike, the morning show on ESPN Radio, I wonder if our legacy right now is on the bottom part of the screen where they are graphically showing what the people are talking about. And the segment is called I'm Over It with an exclamation point. And then it just says producer Pat Costello shares what he's fed up with today. I want to tune in.
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Well, damn. I agree with that. We're fine here funding his projects and his fun, and he can be mad that occasionally we're not listening to them because Greg Cody surprises us by remembering something he shouldn't and couldn't remember. And he can do his job, and we will do our job.
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I've got to do corporate cleansing, too. I'm not immune from corporate cleansing. John Amici is telling me a bunch of things I don't want to hear, either.
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Thank you. Well, if you'd gotten here on time, you would have known.
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Another reason we need some corporate cleansing around here, because we shouldn't have to stop in the middle of what it is that we're doing to answer your questions on things we've already done.
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So, The Simpsons are the best of the cartoon shows, right? Like, South Park famously hates Family Guy in a way that is public and really delightful because South Park is... looking at Family Guy and being like, stand for something. How about you stop just making jokes all the time and just take a stand, Seth MacFarlane, quit doing jazz hands. And they don't mind telling you so.
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Like, Seth MacFarlane has had a wildly successful career, and the South Park guys are like, nah, don't like you. You're meaningless. You don't do important things. But Simpsons is the gold standard, correct? Simpson, even though, like... You're either, put it on the poll, Juju. This is a good question, actually. Just put Simpsons or South Park. Choose.
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You got to choose between them because they're different people. Those are, you have to choose a side here. You can't like both of them equally.
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At Levitard Show, choose Simpsons or South Park. Is it indeed 27, 28 years? Because both of those shows, I don't think that people understand. We have gotten crawling on our knees to 20 years. How hard it is to...
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keep that ball up in the air over all of the things that can happen over 30 years to continually and And and consistently make content that stands out One of the things somebody else who is doing that who I have Actually admired the run of his show as I've lost admiration for some of the things that he has done most recently Bill Maher
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traded everything to sit at a table with Trump just because he wants the power of being next to Bob, Kid Bob, and Trump. And so Bill Maher now tries to normalize Donald Trump because Donald Trump invited him to his house to have dinner. And Keith Olbermann, among others, is saying, quote, I've known Bill since 1978. He was a shameless opportunist with no real principles then, and he remains so.
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This is so he can keep his HBO show. This is something that's happening and it's one of the reasons that I wanted us to have freedom in 2024 with the microphones.
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Like, when my friend John Amici comes to this country and is legitimately scared more than coming to Dubai because he's gay and black and because this country seems more hostile than it has been in a long time, when that person is scared,
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Some of the things happening while you laugh at dinner with Donald Trump are and while Pablo's Scarborough from Morning Joe goes to the White House and normalizes some of the shit by saying, well, he's human. He laughs. He laughs. But he's a pathological liar because now he's putting out on his health certificate that he's 6'3", 224 pounds. I'm going to say that again.
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Donald Trump is telling us that he's 6'3", 224 pounds. Can you guys just roll some athletes that are 6'3", 224 pounds or roughly thereabouts? And I know muscle weighs more than fat, but it doesn't weigh this much more than fat.
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Is that our legacy? Producers fed up with things. Producers getting microphones to say that they are fed up. I don't even understand actually the phrase fed up. Is it just that you've had so much food that it is now pouring out of your mouth and you're vomiting because you can't keep it down anymore? Is that why and how people get fed up? Or is it something with the slaughtering of chickens?
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Pathological liar. We put up there 63225. That's wrong. It's 224. Like he went out of his way. They're not going to believe 225. Let me make it a little more detailed. 225 sounds too clean. They're not going to believe that. Let me give you that little extra detail that pathological liars need to have. 6'3", 224 pounds. Why do you have to lie about that?
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Now, I understand a lot of people lie about their height and weight. To make it official, though, it has to be because it's pathological, right? It has to be because, like Stugatz, there's more fun in lying than there is in telling the truth.
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I know, but putting it on, just making it official when it's just asinine, where it's a lie that can be checked by your eye. Like, most of the lies don't get checked by the eye.
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No, but he's losing weight now. He was 240 before when he was lying about his weight. Now he's 224. Just please roll that again, please. And roll as many athletes as you can find over the course of the –
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Rory McIlroy ends up showing us something that we are desperate to see from our athletes and golfers. Show us that you care as much as we do. Show us that it means something to you after not winning a major tournament in 10 years and this one being the hole on your resume.
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It is really rare to see someone that happy putting on the green jacket at the country club because they are pretty staid about their emotions there. When Jessica mentions Tiger and the Masters, I think I could say to the entirety of the audience, One snapshot, all time, golf, give it to me.
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Slaughtering of chickens? Look, Roy, I don't understand what's happening in the world. I was told the other day that at these Minecraft movies, teenagers are coming in with live chickens. And I'm like, what the hell?
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And it's Tiger chasing a putt at the Masters to the hole and then showing you the emotion of that robot that you know that has been like groomed since birth to be a robot robot. that doesn't have a lot of public emotion.
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If you give me one snapshot on golf, not this century, ever, the one I'm going with is Tiger following a putt to the hole, pointing at it, and then just coming through with the emotion of it. And then yesterday I felt something similar with the way that Rory put on that jacket, caring about having that jacket more than anybody watching.
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Well, thank you for saying that, because put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Did Rory try to Rory? Because I would have liked... Somebody great to really be putting pressure on him to see how that would have gone. Like one of the greats. I would have liked for him to not be able to falter because somebody was coming after him like that.
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But when you mention sounds from bars regarding golf, this is something that I do all the time and have been doing it since my wife and I met because she does not care about sports and we live together. over a sports bar. So there are a variety of noises that come from the sports bar, and depending on both the schedule and the sound, she'll say, and what's that?
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How are people allowed in? Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Should you be allowed into the movie theater with a live chicken?
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And I'll be like, that's Premier League. Or whatever, because of what time of day it is. Yesterday. for the first time and i'm saying she has asked me this hundreds of times and it's always football or that's a championship college basketball game or that's a that's a playoff game in college football yesterday for the first time we're walking the dog and the bar explodes and she's like what's that
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And I'm like, golf. And she's like, no, it isn't.
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Never. She didn't even believe me. She did not believe me because what was then happening is a sound that you do not hear in any other sport except soccer, which is... On a putt? You don't hear that during a football game.
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Life principle words, if I've ever heard them. Emotional support chicken.
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I see that you guys are desperately looking up Fed Up, the origins of Fed Up.
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No, it could have been better if Scheffler was chasing him or if one of these giants was chasing him.
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I believe there are other ways to have framed it cooler by just making it something that didn't allow him to Rory because he was still Rory and not paying for it because he was compensating. But there could have been someone out there making him pay for that.
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Somebody who's better at golf than he is, even though he's exceptional at golf.
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Let's play some sounds so that you can hear in his own words what the emotion was for Rory McIlroy.
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Well, I'm looking straight at you and I'm saying like you are the one I'm looking at. And I'm like, hmm, producers who are overly fed and don't want to work anymore.
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I read some stories about, as I do every year, what an economic insanity the Masters is. Like there are people there who pay for their mortgages by just Airbnb-ing their homes for the week. One of the things that golf does extraordinarily well, put up the emotion again of Rory just walking through here where the entire story that goes back decades, you can actually see on his face.
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Do you realize how incredible- The access is here because all throughout sports contractually, there are all sorts of interviews, sideline interviews. Let's talk to this person. Now it's all manufactured. Nothing. Look at this as the access where you can, you are closer to this human being than anyone in the world as he feels the best things he's ever felt at golf.
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And one of the reasons this tournament is, this is because of how sacred the televising of,
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Do me a favor, please, video, and I will wait and filibuster for you to do this. Because the best camera work that I saw this weekend before this is when somebody on Twitter sent out what they called the best camera work they've ever seen online.
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of a diver being attacked by an octopus please find uh that video so that we can play it here but in the interim can you find me uh an artificial intelligence stu gotts this is part of what i'm working with john amici on seeing what we can do to improve our corporate culture around here Can we get some stew bots talking about talking about what it is that he witnessed yesterday?
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Because I'm assuming that most people want to hear Masters Week, Dano, from what from Stugatz. And also, I want to put some bets in for tomorrow on whether when Stugatz gets here tomorrow, how many times he will call him McElroy instead of McElroy, because he's got a weird golf dyslexia that only applies to Rory.
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I've seen you hit that bacon in those sausages over there. I've seen you fed to the back teeth.
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Ha ha ha! Put up that video of an octopus attacking a scuba diver's face. What happened there? This is good camera work right here.
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I need to talk to you guys about some things on and off camera. About bacon? Well, they want to cut the food budget. What? Yeah.
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In general, I got to get a grip on Samson because he's just careening all over the place. And I'm happy to say that I have gotten a grip on Samson because I have brought in my big friend, corporate cleanser John Amici, who is very expensive.
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to try and get a hold of whatever it is the consequences are of the decisions that david samson is getting very close to so that i can find some happy medium between nobody around here will wear costumes when i tell them to and don't take away their food and that friend discount what's the deal yeah you hired a corporate therapist because we didn't want to wear costumes got it that's exactly right and you hired david because we eat a lot of bacon that's exactly right
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The other thing about bringing in corporate cleanser John Amici in here in an emergency to get David Sampson away from your bacon is that John Amici getting in and out of this country now is something that feels more dangerous to him than going to Dubai.
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And so he is really coming in as a hero's gesture here for his friend in order to make sure that the food gets protected because David Sampson is trying to take away The food. I got an idea. How about this?
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Will you actually wear one of the costumes?
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No, but see, this is the reason John Amici is here, because I am the founder of this company, allegedly powerful, and I can't get any of you to, for our customers, pay grid of death punishments that make the show better. And symbolically, that is something I need help with.
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That's pretty good, man. That's pretty good. No, it was not a good... It was good.
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Bloody hell. Who throws a shoe?
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Yes. Well, I will say in Chris Cody's defense, because he is willing to make himself vulnerable in some of the places that cause critique. Impersonations, if you're not confident in them, will immediately result in all of us seizing on what Jess did while not doing a better British impersonation.
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To make the show better, Jessica O. All right, Tony, Detective Tony.
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You did not do a thousand different costumes. My guess is that you have some ode. And again, my frustration. I know everyone at this company is laughing about this at me. But again, the reason we do what I have always believed is a bad bucket of death segment is so that we get the payoff of the punishments.
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When you deny the audience the punishments of the payoff, we're now doing a bad segment that makes the show worse and we're not paying our penalties in the way that the show is made worse. And so, symbolically, John Amici has rushed through danger in order to come here, save your bacon, literally save your bacon, And see if we can get anyone in here to just, you know, take care of the customer.
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Because the customer kind of keeps us in business. You got to look like me. I'm not going to criticize that impersonation. You know who it was, though, right?
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What's up with all these costumes? What's up with all these costumes? The other thing that I will do in defense of Jessica, because we all do it, it probably was a terrible impersonation, but I also can't do one that's better. And the risk around here in leaving yourself vulnerable on song or impersonations is that everyone will pounce on you.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
And so it deters anyone from actually wanting to take the risk of doing the impersonation. So Corporate Cleanser is in town to see if he can make everything around here better.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
A couple of people who are not here right now, I'm surprised by one of them, because I thought for sure that Stugatz would be here today to talk about Rory McIlroy, to call him either Rory McIlroy or make him black by calling him Rory Mac Leroy. But he is not here today and he will be here tomorrow. I don't know if he's home celebrating that golf had a moment yesterday.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
It's hard for golf to come by moments. Hell, Tony wandered over today, slapping his forehead, saying, I get it now. I get the Masters. I get golf. I get Masters Week. Chris, have you been trying to talk to Tony about Masters Week? Have you been trying to convince him? Because yesterday sold it.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
Sunday Masters is great for that, by the way.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
The early holes Sunday Masters. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Early holes Sunday Masters. Good for a nap. All of a sudden, my daughter's asleep.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
Rory tried so hard to Rory. He wins it, and there's some randomness involved with this. He gets to win. Congratulations. It's the great story. In fact, I would tell you now how many open stories are left in golf that could feel like that one because it's pretty cool when someone cares like that.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
When you see someone who's a decorated champion, you have to understand, for all the criticism of Rory McIlroy not winning over the last decade, he has made a wildly lucrative, great career. He is exceptional at golf. He's one of the most popular golfers that there are. But he had a hole on his resume that he was carrying around in a way that hurt him that didn't feel complete.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
And so I want to talk about that with you guys. And I also want to talk about that Clippers Warriors game because that was a lot of fun and no one. No one wants to play the Clippers. That team is dangerous. And that team has the legitimate chance, if they stay healthy, I said this last year of the Clippers, they're better this year.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
If that team stays healthy, they have the chance to be the single most surprising champion in NBA history after trading Paul George. But before we get to that, Greg Cody is also not here today because he is finally having that procedure done for whatever that thing is over his belly button, which I want to have brought in here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
Please, Chris, tell me that you have told your father that he has to bring it. with him after surgery to put in a glass case to see if we could top what I believe to be the greatest achievement in this show's history, which is getting thousands of people to walk in a line like a pilgrimage toward a glass case that had Greg Cody's toenail in it.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
I would like for you to please make sure that he gets some sort of remnant heirloom something.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
physical flesh, not just a bit. I need to conquer the single greatest achievement in this show's history by doing something even more disgusting and a waste of the platform and power than having a pilgrimage of thousands of people to see a toenail, to see this thing that grew above Greg Cody's stomach.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
Can we please go to what I believe was the greatest moment that we had during 24 Hours of Freedom? when we did a bunch of programming with every talented person in our universe for 24 hours, and I don't think there was any programming better than what we showed at 4 a.m.
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after Adam McKay and Neil Brennan had spent a couple of hours reviewing Neil Brennan's movie, we got to see Greg Cody with a doctor in Indiana, Chris? A doctor who was up at four or three in the morning to do this examination from afar.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
It looks like one of those Easter Islands. Does it go in?
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
That doctor, the look on his face seemed to me like he was questioning why it is he had gotten into medicine and how much he knew about medicine because of what he was experiencing there.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I'm listening, bleep-holes
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I'm listening, bleep-holes
Um, I think I just won my taxes. Yeah? I just switched to H&R Block in about one minute. All I had to do was drag and drop last year's return into H&R Block, and bam, my information is automatically there. So I don't have to go digging around for all my old papers to switch?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Like Donna Kelsey. I mean. Juju, what cousin? He's your first cousin, second cousin, third cousin, Darius Slay? Darius Slay, my third cousin. That's ridiculous, Juju. I've got to be honest with you. He's a third cousin. He's not a first cousin. I mean, you should root for the Bills. What? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. They're your cousins, though.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
So I'm saying, like, third cousin, he should probably go with the team that he's been rooting for his entire life. But it is big play slay. And so maybe that takes a third cousin down to a second cousin.
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Yeah, but I recall Dan saying it as a compliment because who does that under the radar like that?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Chris Cody's winning every poll. Especially not last night because that game was over. That's why I did it. I was sad. Yep.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I know. Like, if we asked last week, would Alex Smith win the Super Bowl for the Chiefs, it would be like 2%, right?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You'll get an answer for us before the end of the segment here?
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I don't know where my phone is. And the racism. Don't forget that.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wow. Nice. Amazing. I'm sorry, Stugatz. That's a big loss for me. Great American ballpark.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wings after ice cream.
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It's a 5 a.m. flight. This is the worst I've ever smelled personally. I can tell you I buried a good five or six right into a cushion.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
My watch is very expensive.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Snuck that in, huh? Guy is so far away from winning a Super Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Great American Cities
To me, it wasn't a beeline. I felt like it was a beeline. I got to be honest.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
Stephen A. was going from station to station, and he had a group of people around him. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw me, and he beelined straight to me and gave me a big hug. I will admit, he did stop dead in his tracks.
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I don't remember what my answer was.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
How much would I tip who? Well, that's the question.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
I'd like to think if I won $50,000, I'd give $5,000 to someone responsible. Someone. Just someone. I don't know. Pit boss. Someone.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
So I still net out $45,000. Jackpot.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
It's just a single dollar to a single person.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
I'm trying to present that if I'm a guy who kind of stumbled into some money, that I would be free with my money. I would hand it out.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
I bailed on a few guests. I'm not going to lie to you guys. I was I wanted to get out of there. Like I had a plane to catch. My daughter's playing in a lacrosse game over the weekend. And we had done is to Dan's point, I think 19 interviews a day. And one day Billy wasn't there because he was ill. Billy ill. And he got there late. So I was just tired. I wanted to get out of town.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
They're different flights, Dan. Mostert was on the way there, I believe.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
That's fine. Didn't need to hear from him there. This is why I left, by the way. I mean, just everyone debating elbow, no elbow. I was trying to help. No one would give me an answer. And so I left.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
You're just sitting here talking. It was Emmett Smith.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
That's not what I was doing. In fact, I told Billy if he doesn't feel good enough, he doesn't have to come. We'll be fine. I felt bad for Billy that he had to come. I did. I actually did. But, Dan, let's be honest. Who wants to hear from Donovan McNabb Super Bowl week?
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
No, I don't think that one happened. That was canceled. Yeah. The watermelon man was canceled. I had nothing to do with it. I would have stayed. I would have stayed because Mike was so excited for that guest. I would have stayed, but he was canceled. I have a question for Billy.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
Listen, before the week, I would put, you know, if I had to, Donovan McNabb would be like a top 10 guy I wanted. Funny Marco would not even be in the top 100. You guys had a nice conversation. Oh, no, Funny Marco is a top five guest of all time for me. There he is. I never want to talk to Donovan McNabb again.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
Oh, I think Larry Fitzgerald's on the green right there. Stugatz.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
Oh, the sun. To be fair. Alfonso Ribeiro has a great ass.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
had plenty of time for donovan on tuesday plenty of time on wednesday had some time on thursday friday is getaway day this is why i'm telling you that's a stamina issue this is this is why i'm asking you billy what what i mean we did a great hour i thought with me billy bomani diana russini jumped on sarah spain towards the end i enjoyed that hour very very much i mean
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
I think Austin would be there for me. No, not for me. Really?
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
So when you say great American cities, are you talking about like Savannah? Like what are we talking about here? Yeah, Charleston.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
I got to tell you, Dan, nothing made me feel better than when I was flying to New Orleans and Jimmy Johnson was on my flight. A ball coach. Because I feel better when I'm flying and there's a coach on the flight. I do. We'll take care of stuff.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
He was at Dania Highline or whatever it's called.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
Is this real Jimmy or fake Jimmy? That's a good question.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
Well, which one was that? It was drink... I mean, it was. It was watching a Mormon show. Relax.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
He lost the scoop, yeah. Exactly right, Glazer. I mean, it's Jimmy's retirement. Billy is right about this. Not Jay Glazer's retirement.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
The draft is right around the corner, Dano.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
I have no idea, Dan. You know, Radio Row is turned into media. It's like digital media row. People are sticking telephones in my face. I have no idea what I'm saying, who I'm talking to. I just say stuff.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
Yeah, and sometimes I just want to take a nice little stroll around Radio Row, and I can't do it because people are sticking telephones in my face, and they're asking me questions, and I don't know who I'm speaking to, and I'm just saying ****.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Dan Levatard. If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, oh, what a rain that would be. Stugatz. Standing outside with my mouth open wide. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, oh, what a rain that would be.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
You know, look, back in the newspaper days when you were at the Miami Herald and I was at the Louisville Courier Journal, there were no backdrops. There was no video. There was none of this. I'm out of my element.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Das stimmt, wir lieben Gigantismus im amerikanischen Sport, aber ich finde das ist großartig. Ich liebe ein 12-Team-Playoff, weil es mehr Fanbases gibt. Denk an dieses letzte Wochenende, wo viele Leute sehr interessiert waren in der Boise State UNLV Mountain West Conference Championship Game. Viele Leute waren auf der Seite, um SMU gegen Clemson zu sehen.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Ein paar Wochen vorher waren 20 Teams noch dabei, ob sie in den Playoff gehen. In den letzten Jahren haben wir fünf oder sechs für vier Spots geschaut. Ich denke, es gibt mehr Interesse und mehr Einwanderung. Der Playoff wird großartig sein. Wir haben Campus-Spiele, das wird großartig sein.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Ich glaube, es ist die erste Zeit, dass wir für Michigan gegründet haben.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Ich glaube, es war auch großartig, aber ich frage mich, Pat, von den zwölf Teams, die die Playoffs gemacht haben, wie viele von diesen zwölf haben eine realistische Chance, die Nationalmannschaft zu gewinnen? Ich würde sagen, mehr als eine Hälfte. Wirklich? Ja, ja. Ich denke, es ist ziemlich weit offen. Ich meine, Oregon ist wirklich gut. Sie haben den Nr.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
1 gewonnen und den Lieblingsspieler und so weiter. Aber nach dem Spiel? Ich meine, der Nr. 2-Spieler ist Georgia, den wir schon überall auf der Karte gesehen haben. Sie haben manchmal schlecht gespielt, manchmal haben sie gut gespielt. Notre Dame könnte wirklich gut sein, aber sie haben noch nicht gegen einen wirklich guten Gegner gespielt. Penn State. Probably good. Texas, maybe good.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
You get on down the line. Arizona State, does anybody really want to play?
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Well, that's the truth. Did you watch them play each other? Eight overtimes and Georgia was lucky to get the game even into one overtime there.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Ja, das kann man. Das ist einer der Gründe, warum ich dachte, dass die SMU in der Spielzeit sein sollte und vielleicht sogar Miami in der Spielzeit sein sollte. Denn ich glaube, die SEC war ein paar ziemlich gute Teams. Und ich glaube nicht, dass die ACC schlecht ist. Ich glaube, dass die drei, Clemson, Miami, SMU, aber dann noch weiter, Duke, Louisville.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
No, I don't think so. If Clemson misses the field goal, obviously they're out and Alabama is in. Or if SMU wins the game. If Clemson wins by 14 points, I think they probably have the excuse to put in Alabama and to knock out SMU. So the ACC threaded the needle it had to thread. They needed a close, competitive, good game that Clemson won. So that happened, but Look, the setup was there.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
I'm not saying the fix was in, but the setup was there to get Alabama in.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Well, that's the point, right? We actually let them play and discover, oh my gosh, preseason rankings are dumb and preconceptions are dumb and every SEC team is not better than every other team. So that's the beauty of it. And I will say, on that podcast, our podcast, I picked SMU to win the ACC before the season. They didn't quite get it done, but they justified how good they are.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Got a bunch of players from the Metroplex. They're well coached. Das war ein echtes, was ich dir gesagt habe, Pat.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Kind of covered all the bases.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Yep, he made a little bit of a half-hearted defense of Alabama and the SEC and then ended up, came down on that line. Well, you lost too many games. He's right. And I think that, you know, really in his heart of hearts, Kalen DeBoer will say, yeah, he's right. Because they got stomped by a mediocre Oklahoma team late in the season. Everybody saw it.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
I mean, you can't, if you didn't make a 12-team playoff, I'm sorry, I don't feel that sorry for you. It's just not, there weren't 12 great teams. I would say there were maybe 10, maybe 11.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Sorry. Don't feel sorry. You don't feel sorry, but you're not sorry.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Ich weiß, dass genug andere Leute ausgelaufen sind, weil sie nicht glauben, dass sie es bekommen werden. Sie werden es bekommen und Belichick ist, oder sie denken einfach nur, dass der Ort sehr nicht funktionierbar ist, weil Sie haben Vertreter und Booster, die im Grunde ihre eigene Satelliten-Forschung machen. außerhalb des Athleten-Direktors, Bubba Cunningham.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Also, der Fakt, dass wir viele Trainer auswählen, und Bill Belichick ist einer davon.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Das ist ein echter Name. Das Schreckliche ist, wenn du ihn kennst, ist er ein bisschen wie ein buchistischer Intellektualist, aber sein Nickname ist Bubba. Das macht keinen Sinn.
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Hour 1: The Fix Is In (feat. Pat Forde)
Doing it. The fix is in and the backdrop will be fixed.
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Hour 2: Best Of Ron Magill
This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz. Don Levitard.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Reaction? College Football Playoff Reaction!
Probably not. For seven games, now he's out, he's suspended. Vibes are at an all-time low. Though we can't forget when Jimmy made the heat of finals team. He's become a menace. Riley's gotten way too old for his shit. Jimmy!
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Reaction? College Football Playoff Reaction!
Maybe even for Toronto, just not the Heat. Send his ass to Indiana, just not the Heat. Could even trade him to Utah, just not the Heat. Could get his joy back in Denver, just not the Heat. Could sell his coffee as a clipper, just not the Heat. Maybe a buck or a blazer, just not the Heat. Says he'll play Atlanta.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
For everybody, the Paul Pierce sound, because there are a lot of people right now taking victory laps because this is the disaster scenario for the Miami Heat. You're going to get Jimmy Butler cheapened with every day when you could have gotten some of this solved earlier than now. You're going to lose him for something that probably doesn't have very much value.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
and you needed to get something for him, and everyone saw this coming. And so we'll get to Jeremy in a second, but let's first play the Paul Pierce sound on him going after Pat Riley because Stugatz, I would say for the first time in a long time, it is open season on Pat Riley. Jimmy Butler's not the loser here.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
People will get mad about his behavior, or they'll get mad at the league because how can you not have joy in your game when they're paying you $50 million? But he ran the playbook. Like, this is how you get out of town. This is how he didn't get Dame Lillard because Dame Lillard wouldn't do all of this. Like you got to be illness, not trying. I'm going to go publicly and say things.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
You got to make a mess.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Jeremy, I want to hear from you and Mike Ryan on this. I've talked enough and I've already broken my New Year's resolution for the record 40th straight year. I cannot get my tone right when discussing things. So it's 40 years now, a New Year's resolution broken and a couple of days in. But I want you, Jeremy, you represent Jeremy and Mike represent different parts of this fan base.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Mike's been fed up for years and Jeremy's been carrying water for years. Jeremy, the floor is yours.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
No, something else would be different. They could trade him now for value if they'd done that.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
You think that if he got an extension of three years, you believe he'd have less value than he does right now?
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Oh, see, I would have argued I understand what you're saying about the value of an expiring contract. But I would value if I were Pat Riley, the flexibility of if I've got Jimmy long term and I can then trade him after six months because I've changed my mind on what it is that like I'm not agreeing to no trade extension with Jimmy. Jimmy, you want your money? That's fine.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
But at any point I can trade you. I would think that that would still have value for a Golden State trying to win in Steph Curry's window.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
I just ask everyone to examine what the last 10 years have been since Pat Riley sort of got stood up by LeBron James in that Las Vegas hotel room. He's outside with the championship trophies. He's got to make a recruiting pitch. LeBron is in the room watching the World Cup, feet on a table with his friends because they were about to take over the next 10 years of the league, and they knew it.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
And from there, what ends up happening right now
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
has no precedent in pat riley's history or in the miami heat's history this sequence of things public mess says out loud on comment because the heat don't comment on this stuff he's not being traded a week later has to totally change it because the dynamics in this sport have changed this mess has never existed under pat riley and you can under you could probably understand why opposing fans say good
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
They're wrong. They should have seen it coming. Jeremy. Not maybe. We'll let you go on that note. But I don't think the Heat ever anticipated. The job is to anticipate. They've been left behind because the other people in their conference have anticipated. Like, it's the job. Like, you can't be leading and not ever anticipate and not have it be a blemish on your resume.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
All right. Happy new anus. Thank you for being on the show. Appreciate your time.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
I have a number of things that I want to get to here, Stugatz, because it isn't just that this has no precedent in my lifetime with the Miami Heat, a notoriously private organization that doesn't let these things spill out in public. Yes, Billy.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Cuervo.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
I will say again, before we get to the palate cleansing of a heat song, I will say again that it was, and I know these things get noisy and messy, it was a very good marriage for both sides. Jimmy Butler didn't get as far in Philadelphia, Minnesota, or Chicago as he did here. When he got here, we all doubted whether that was the move we thought it was, and good God, it was a fun era of basketball.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
for the Miami Heat. Everybody won except in the way of the standard of today, which is you got to win the whole thing, which makes the Dolphins a failure every year but three and makes the Heat a failure every year but three. The Panthers are a failure every year but one. The Marlins are a failure every year but two.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
That is part of the problem, but only part of the problem, Stugatz, because the gulf between where Boston is and where Miami is now in the conference when this, you know, I said four years ago they met at the rim. Bam Onabayo is a shell of himself. They've got Tyler Hero playing the all-star basketball, and if he's your best player, you'll be 500. Congratulations, you're the Hawks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
And then, as soon as this becomes a mess with Jimmy Butler, you lose by 36 at home to the Utah Jazz, who have seven victories this season. You have your worst loss of the season right after that, and now you've got a West Coast And when we talk about the strategy, Stugatz, of how it is that you get maneuvered on things, when I'm hearing Jeremy, the Heat could have never expected.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
And I hear Mike Ryan saying, we saw all of this happening. It was all headed here with this player. We know who this player is. You should know better than anybody who and what this player is. Mike Ryan's mad at the Miami Heat media. We've got Barry Jackson fighting people in a way I've never seen Barry Jackson from the Miami Herald fight people.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
They got a big hot streak. Put up the Barry Jackson tweet real quick here. But Mike's mad at the Miami Heat media because the Miami Heat media has been real light all around this.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
They needed to get a player in his five years better than Jimmy Butler. That's what they had to do, and they failed to do that. I'm not even sure Pat Riley would disagree with that. And Jay Crowder.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Me neither, by the way.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
It was a good heist. Pat Riley joining us on South Beach Sessions this week.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Let's go out to the Barry Jackson room where Izzy Gutierrez joins us as a lifetime observer of Barry Jackson of the Miami Herald. Again, Barry Jackson is in the Barry Jackson room. Billy, why are you making faces at the Barry Jackson room? We had a Barry Jackson. Yeah, we do have a Barry Jackson room.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Metal Lark is expanding. Explain to people, Izzy, how long have you known Barry Jackson of the Miami Herald? I've known Barry since, I believe, the year 2000. Okay, so what can you tell us about Barry Jackson? And when he writes, go back in your jock-sniffing hole instead of questioning integrity of multi-time winner of sports writer of year award. Yeah. Have a nice day. What is happening there?
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Break it down. Izzy Gutierrez in the Barry Jackson room.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Yeah, I'm not sure what's happened here in that I was asking you about Barry Jackson and all you're doing is giving us heat takes.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Would you guys be kind enough, please, to put up that video of David Sampson wrestling a sumo wrestler? I want to put that up for people. I'd like for that to run in the picture-in-picture during the questions that I have to ask David Sampson. That, of course, is the video of the Houston Rockets fighting Tyler Hero.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
What about your full circle moment? We're just going to skip past your full circle moment?
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
I don't understand what just happened. Like, this is not the way that this is supposed to be done around here, and... I'm already here. Two minutes, asshole. Get Izzy out of here. A new one. A new asshole, please. Happy new asshole. Get out of here, Izzy. I asked you for Barry Jackson information because it's really odd. Billy, you know this.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
It's unusual for Barry Jackson to hit somebody with all of this.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Hey, moron, I presented both sides. That's what journalists do. I didn't guess who was telling truth and who was lying. Go back in your jock-sniffing hole instead of questioning integrity of multi-time winner of Sportswriter of Year Award. Have a nice day.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Do you enjoy the sarcastic have a nice day as an insult?
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Jessica, I need to find out about why it is you were running into Shane Gillis at the Golic House at 1.30 in the morning. We'll do it next.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
and David Sampson broke his toe during that at some point as well, which seems a great way to have a walking tour of Japan with a broken toe. Sampson, thank you for being on with us. The reason we're having you on is because I want to talk to you about this Mike Evans thing. You guys thought that was cool, right?
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
To see Mike Evans happier than you've ever seen him in a Hall of Fame career because these guys are playing for money. And to see it, because it's a $3 million catch, and see everyone be happy for him was a really cool moment.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
It gets tipped at the line. Many years ago, I remember Edger and James, I did a magazine story with him, and he said, out of victory formation, that he and Peyton agreed, and it made Jim Moore insane. Victory formation, hand Edrin James the ball. He ran for a touchdown, and he said, if you don't want me playing for money, don't put those incentives in my contract. He simply defied his coach.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
David, you are running the Tampa Bay Bucs last week. You're not serious about waving Mike Evans, but as that last play approaches, you are making sure that your coach knows that he is not to get that player the $3 million? Like, you're interfering like that?
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
You would have Kyle Trash starting? Come on, Samson.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
What's wrong with that? It's a beautiful sports moment. When is everyone happy for an athlete making a lot of money?
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
You are?
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
No, I don't think people would say that those look like you. Well, it might be the ensemble. You might need to put something on different than a than a sports coat.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Yeah, you didn't tell us which player you screwed over on an incentive.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
We're doing both of those things on Wednesday. Get your top 12 players you've screwed out of incentive money. Very exciting. And get that for Wednesday as well. Your broken toe situation. What happened?
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Put it on the poll, please, at Levitard Show. Is it staggering how much you need your big toe to walk? And Chris, you've never done better on interrogation questions than what does game over mean there? Because him doubling down on I'd fire everybody before a playoff game and wave all the players is one of the most asinine things I've ever heard.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
I mean, he gets the gates. Well, a very important distinction. Thank you. Thank you, Stugatz. A home playoff game.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
But, yes, I'd put that caveat except you wouldn't approve it in advance.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
Like, that's the part that's asinine. Like, that's the part that will make the players not want to play for your organization.
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The Big Suey: Jeremy's Jimmy Butler Tears (Feat. David Samson)
I believe you. That's not true. We all do. That is not true. That is brutal. Samson, get out of here. I... Nothing personal with David Sampson is the podcast. It's very popular and it's every day, 8 a.m. Eastern. I want to get to Jeremy Taché, who I imagine is infuriated by everything going on around the Heat and the conversation around the Heat. But first, let's play...
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
Would you like a new anus?
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
I am just amazed that this Dolphin offense, which scored 70 points in a game, was an offense that a lot of offensive players were envious of, and they wanted to play down here, and it has turned that quickly on Mike McDaniel and the Dolphins. I'm amazed by that.
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To Chris's point, he's right about Tariq Hill. This is the first adversity he's had to go through as an NFL player. He's been on great teams. He was on the Chiefs. He was on a great offense with the Dolphins for the first couple of years. On the field. And his numbers have been great. But the second it goes the other way on the team and on Tariq Hill, he wants out?
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
Yeah, but it's uncommon for a guy to be a GM of a team for eight years, not win a playoff game, and still have a job. That's uncommon.
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Imagine Joe Flacco on that quarterback role. I was just looking it up right now.
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Oh, my God.
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Quarterbacks are going to be hesitant to come here because if two is healthy, Billy, he's going to play all 17 games. So you're coming here for what? In the event that he gets concussed again and you get a chance to go in?
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
I know, but you have to be sure that you're right on that plan. It's not Skylar Thompson. You have to be sure you're going to get it right if you're going to have a backup plan for Tua.
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I played the sounder. Fake concussion. Well, he was reckless before you hit the reckless sound, and then you hit the reckless sound. I understand why he's confused. I thought you were going to add on to this situation.
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
28 touchdowns, 11 interceptions.
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I already have. See how good he looked yesterday? He gave you just enough.
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That's what Week 18 is all about, Dan. You find out where all the bad quarterbacks are playing.
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
It sounds crazy, but it might be Mahomes. It's not Mahomes. Baker doesn't get hurt. Stafford maybe.
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
Billy. Yes? You know what we've been talking about all season long? Smeared off? Yeah. How'd you guess? I knew it.
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
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Yes.
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
Billy, you want to take a stab at this? Let me guess.
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
Yeah, yeah. But he dropped that interception last night that really kind of ended the Viking season.
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
He's got a nose for the ball, Dan.
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So all of those issues are on the wheel, you're saying? Yes. Including your dad? Everything.
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This is the first time I've heard your love of Jason Sanders. So you're good. So good. Yes.
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Whoa, it landed on the Kansas City Chiefs, Dan. I am telling you, this is the year to get the Kansas City Chiefs. You know what they did yesterday, Dan? They did what champions don't do. They told the entire league. They told everyone. You know what? We're scared of Joe Burrow. We don't want Joe Burrow in the playoffs. Why?
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
Because Joe Burrow is a guy who will walk in the arrowhead and he will beat the Kansas City Chiefs. I'm not done yet. I'll get there. Trey Wingo has told me this story no fewer than a dozen times. That last year, Patrick Mahomes woke up on his way to work. He called his wife and he said, you know what? I've decided the Kansas City Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl this year.
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Local Hour: Tyreek Hill, Jimmy Butler, and the New Year In South Florida
And you know what I did this morning, Dan? I drove into work and I called my wife, Abby, and I told her, Abby, I've decided the Kansas City Chiefs are not going to win the Super Bowl this year. How about that? This is the year to get them. They're scared.
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It's like the third Apollo-Rocky fight. No one's going to know who won. They're just going to do it for us.
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Bad day to not have your phone available. I feel like for Stugatz, it will be easier for him to learn Chinese than to change his phone back. Maybe.
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And then probably go to the Super Bowl and beat Baker Mayfield. That's right.
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I'm all in on Tampa. Let's go, Tampa. That's my team for the playoffs until they lose.
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They can beat the Commanders. They can. They can beat the Commanders. Yeah, they also got the home game. Maybe I'll inherit the Commanders if they win.
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Until we get to Philadelphia.
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No, no. I'm not going to root for Philadelphia.
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Oh, yeah. The Houston Texans are the worst playoff team.
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All right, I'm not with you there. Dual threat, Bryce Young.
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I think the Chargers are. Is there a game where you'd be surprised?
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I got to tell you. I don't know. I'm not picking the Broncos, but I wouldn't be surprised. Give me Mobo.
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No. There might be something to play off love.
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Remember last year the Cowboys were supposed to roll them.
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Let's not go through every matchup. We only went through like four of them. Right.
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We might as well. Yeah, you open the door.
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All right, fine. If the season ended today, right now, the Chargers would go to the Texans. We did that one. The Steelers would go to the Ravens. We did that one. The Broncos would go to the Bills.
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If the season ended yesterday, I'd be tired of that matchup.
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He's got a playoff game. He's got an argument. I think he's reading his Chinese phone wrong.
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It's not about the take. It's about how that has not been your tune for the last 15 years. And now all of a sudden it's Tomlin's overrated.
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I love that. I've done that. I'm good with New Year's being at 7 p.m.
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I'd probably be worried. As long as they text you at midnight. As long as they text you, Happy New Year, Dad. Good. Saw it. Good night. Okay.
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I'm trying to think of what they play there.
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Not in Australia. Yeah, that's what they're trying to do.
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Yeah, but she'll be gone by then. Big thing.
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If you listen to the clip, it sounds like he decides he wants to leave mid-sentence.
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Like he's trying to talk like, yeah, I don't know what I'm going to... You know what? I'm going to go. I'm going to go. That's what I'm going to do.
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Does Schefter just have contacts in Australia, and that's how he breaks all the news?
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Yeah, because a college girl is probably asleep at 1230.
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Listen, according to a lot of reports, it's like the worst kept secret. Ben Johnson is headed to the Jaguars. And now I think we can assume that Mike Vrabel is going to the Patriots. That might be why Antonio Pierce might stay with the Raiders. They might know they're not getting Vrabel. And they're like, eh, let's just roll this guy out there one more year.
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I like Joe Milton. The future. I saw that guy. Did you see that guy do a flip? I want him. He's so good. He's not.
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It's Kirk Cousins. I mean, it just fits too well for them. Because they tried to get him a few years ago. He used them as leverage to get more money from Minnesota. It just fits too well. They're going to go get him and be like, this is who we wanted all along.
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No, and it won't be a first-round guy. Unless one of the two big ones fall.
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It's not. They're going to take a Quinn Ewers or somebody like that. Jackson Dart, second, third round.
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You can only improve your draft stock and just make more money.
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Well, they don't have to. He has to leave Texas.
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Yes. It's a grad transfer year.
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That's the report, that the Titans are one of the few teams that liked Cam Ward more than they liked Shador.
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I'm sorry. Brian Dayball and Stu Gatz's boy Joe Shane will stay with the Giants. Neither guy is being let go.
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And to go deeper into what you said, Billy, when you put out a statement like that, you're essentially saying you've got one year, like you need to fix it. A GM's job is to build for the future, but if I've got one year, yeah, I'll give you all my first-round picks to save my job for another year. That's how teams get behind the eight ball with trying to keep jobs.
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It was a terrible win. He's a starter next year. No, I know he did.
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Drew Locke and Gerard Mayo, the new Jets tandem.
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Offensive player of the year is Saquon or Jamar Chase.
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If they were the Broncos... Not enough voters. Maybe some voters. If they were that team that was the 7th seed the whole time but still needed to win at the end, I think he wins the MVP. If the season...
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Wow, I like that. Billy, I might like your idea better than mine. I always thought the number one pick should be a bidding war, a silent auction. But you have to pay the player you draft the money that you bid.
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Whoa. So they could draft his replacement?
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No, he doesn't. That's the weird thing. He doesn't even have to get fired. His contract is up. All they have to do is not re-sign him.
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I think he'll lowball him because that's Jerry.
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Loves a good lowball. He loves a good contract leverage. He loves a good low ball and a timeshare.
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He said he had no idea about it. Yeah, of course. Even though he's the team's GM. Right. Bull.
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McCarthy did really well with Cooper Rush and Trey Lance as his quarterback. But his quarterback is Dak Prescott, who he was terrible with and who is the franchise.
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Let's keep him around to work with Dak Prescott.
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And Stu Gatz will come in here talking about Mike Tomlin as coach of the year.
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There's 14 teams going for it.
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Whose fan base is harder on their coach? The Eagles with Nick Sirianni or Ohio State and Ryan Day? Oh, he's safe.
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Look at that one guy. But there's still a very vocal minority screaming to get rid of this coach. I mean, they blew out the undefeated number one team in the country. I don't disagree. I think Ryan Day, as a Michigan fan, I want Ryan Day there forever. But there's still people screaming that Ryan Day needs to go because he can't beat Michigan. And Nick Sirianni, like you said, was in the playoffs.
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He was in the Super Bowl one play away, and... They still want him gone.
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He knows the name of all those cables. Not like, hey, do you have the one that does this? No, he's like, oh, you mean a USB 3S YZ? Yeah, I got one of those.
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That's their pitch to Vrabel. Come here. You get not one, but two quarterbacks.
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And much like Kirk Cousins and Tyreek Hill, they used the Jets as leverage. They interview, Vrabel interviews with the Jets on Friday, Sunday. Hey, listen, we're going to move on. We're going to do our thing. I guess we'll talk to Mike Vrabel.
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I have no idea. I have a loser off that.
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Off of that, yeah. Loser, the New York Jets, because for a 5-12 season, is that what they had? 5-12? Aaron Rodgers, that season... He's third all-time for the Jets in both touchdowns and yards.
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A five-win team, but all-time, he's third.
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Third best season for a Jets quarterback in history.
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God bless football, Stugatz.
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We want to prove that. We want to play next week.
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Is he trying to call Andy Reid and be like, hey, let's get a one versus one, like off camera, like let's just meet up and play some football.
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I haven't thought that part out. It's like the tariffs. Leap off with your details. I'm just running on federally mandated every hotel noon check-in. You got my vote. Exekutive Order!
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Next thing you know, you're going to have people deported.
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Sie lügt ihm über den Kopf. Du tippst nicht und du würdest nicht tippen.
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Nein. Du würdest nicht tippen. Ich würde nicht tippen. Ich würde nicht tippen.
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Ja, und auch Mike Lennon. Und jetzt ist James Harden. Das war's. 4-4-11. Norm Powell.
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Then you go back to your hotel. Are you going to go to the game? No. Back to your room, watch the game, get the f*** out on Monday morning.
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No one with access to the game will be closer to the game without actually going to the game, meaning you're so close and you're not going to go to the game, but you can get into the game. Yeah, I will not.
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After a long week of pitching products.
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Mikey, could you sleep so close to the Super Bowl with access to the Super Bowl and not go to the Super Bowl?
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Right. Yeah. We've all been there. That's why he's great. I mean, he makes things very relatable. We've all been at the end of a 10-day cruise, and we feel like hell.
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the worst. Where does New Orleans rank for you in terms of food cities?
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All right, so it's my first time covering a Super Bowl in New Orleans. What you're telling us is it's not Las Vegas. Oh, it is.
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Right. Just the places Mike Golick likes to go to eat, okay? I imagine Philadelphia might be up there, I've got to be honest.
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So Kansas City might be up there for you.
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Mike, where are you on Chiefs fatigue? Are you one of those guys? It's like, hey, I'm tired of watching this great team continue to win over and over and over again. Or are you a guy who appreciates the greatness when you see the greatness?
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You know, it's interesting because Mikey A and I were talking right before you came on with us. We were saying if Nick Sirianni wins this game, he might be considered the greatest Eagles coach in Eagles history. Do you agree?
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A.
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Yeah, it is. It's a great offensive line. Mike, it's such a fascinating game from this standpoint. I think you would take... You would take the Eagles offensive line, defensive line, linebackers, probably secondary. You would take everything Philadelphia except the coach and the quarterback.
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Thank you, Mikey. One game left. The biggest of games. Super Bowl 59. Billy, we are headed to New Orleans next week.
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Right, Mike, but this is your dream Super Bowl. You have Spags versus Fangs.
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We'll get to Spags because Billy and I have a thought here on what Spags should do after the Super Bowl. But I heard Billy, I can't see him, but I heard a sound come out of Billy's mouth when Mike picked the Eagles over the Chiefs. Billy, what is happening with you?
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Andy Reid will be joining Mike Golick and I and you, Billy Gill and Mikey A. He'll be joining us at some point here.
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Mike, it's funny. People talk every year, should Andy Reid retire? Should Travis Kelsey retire? Why on God's green earth would you leave this quarterback?
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But Mike, the larger point is you don't leave this kind of guy when you have this kind of guy. He's just going to keep putting rings on your fingers.
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Mike, did you feel bad for Josh Allen last week?
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How do you feel about Sean McDermott? Do you think that he's keeping Josh Allen from the Super Bowl?
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I mean, you're fired after the Chargers AFC championship game as well. 13-3, yes.
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I'm glad you asked. Spags. Now, Billy will back me up on this because Spags, not only is he a great defensive coordinator, he brings all the Kansas City Chiefs secrets with him. Mm-hmm.
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Right. Well, then we do know, and it wasn't very good. But that's not to say he wouldn't be good his second time around. This is just about secrets.
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Mike, I'm sorry, because I'm trying to get this worked out with Billy here because I can't see Billy. And Mikey, it's annoying me that I can't see Billy because Billy is a bit of a safety blanket and security blanket for me. And I can't see him. And I know he has questions for Golik.
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I know it was. It was going so well. Better when you couldn't see me. Why did I ask for him?
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Mike, do you think Jason Kelsey is enjoying this?
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No, but Mike, I mean, from this standpoint, he's been retired for one year. Yeah. And you would think the offensive line would suffer without one of the all time great centers, but they have actually gotten better. And Saquon Barkley has had a year for the ages. And I'm wondering if Jason Kelsey says to himself, hey, I should have waited one more year before.
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No question. So you were headed down the path of who should Jason Kelsey be rooting for in this game, and I would tell you pick a side, like enough. Pick a side, and it should be the Eagles. It should be your brother.
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I think it's a series of skills competitions. I think that there's a flag football component, isn't it?
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Right, like imagine Junior decided to go to Alabama instead of Notre Dame, and they played in that national championship game. You would have been rooting for Alabama, right?
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That's where he draws the lines. That's where blood is no longer thicker than water.
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Mike, as a former defensive player, we'll get you out of here in a second. We look forward to seeing you next week in New Orleans pitching product already.
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Yeah, no, he doesn't, Billy. Mike, what I was going to ask you was, can you tell us as a former defensive player, just because I don't think we really know what we're watching every Sunday because we just pay attention to the quarterbacks and not interior play, what makes Steve Spagnuolo so great at his job?
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All right, Mike. We appreciate the time as always. We'll see you next week in New Orleans. What a game it's going to be. Andy Reid either becomes the greatest coach of all time or Nick Sirianni becomes the greatest coach in Eagles history. I mean.
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It is. I look forward to eating with you, Mike.
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All right. You going to punch Billy when you see him or what are you going to do?
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Oh, that's so nice. All right. We'll let Chris Sims punch him. Yeah. Ha ha ha.
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You're saying these prop bets are exclusive to Kay Funk? He's the only one who has a chance to pick them?
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Is that how you do it when you're done with that? Just see you. We'll see you.
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I mean, there'll be some sort of pickleball podcast with Justin Verlander. What?
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Do you like betting prop bets, Billy? Do you like for the Super Bowl? Are you a prop better?
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Get out of here. No one loves football more than you. I'm sorry. It's the truth. I was just wondering, like... Three prop bets in a game is one thing.
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Having like a dozen or so prop bets on a Super Bowl game is something I'm not really down with.
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Wait, wait, Billy, are you not familiar with some of these square bets? Like for the Super Bowl, they're higher than $2,000. Not with Mikey. That's a low one.
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yeah i'm in one four i'll get i'll get like four eight do you guys right four eight for ten thousand dollars two thousand dollars exactly do you guys work today eight's not bad though it's not terrible it's not bad actually right do you guys it's the five you know what last year five two do you guys remember last year we had a game we were all gonna go in on together
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Well, I'll tell you, speaking of me covering stuff, if you want to get into one of these Super Bowl boxes, I will pay the $2,000. Me and you, 50-50. How about that? Let's do it. Done.
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Yeah, why wouldn't he take that deal? We split it 50-50.
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This is for Mikey. I'm doing it for Mikey. I'm going to buy one for myself and one for me and Mikey. You want in, Billy?
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Watt got all upset saying, hey, when you're a fifth alternate, we have jumped the shark on the Pro Bowl.
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They're not going to give me a box unless I pay up front.
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Fuentes doesn't think this happened. You think this happened.
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was railing against. Hold on a second.
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And he said this out... 50% stake in Fletch's team. How about that?
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Yeah, Mikey's right. Billy, I have a little secret for you. He'll take five. I mean, just send him five. He'll take it.
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You got me thinking. Yeah. You got me thinking about like gambling scams. I'm not certain. Like Mikey, I think you send that guy $2,000 and there is no box.
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Billy, how do you feel about doing this to Kay Funk?
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I want to put Mojo's name in K-Funk's boxes.
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Something sadder than the football season ending?
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Let's be honest, before they installed trivia into the proceedings, it never really was a football game. They were never playing a football game Pro Bowl weekend, though. It was two-hand touch.
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But it's been a long time since Sean Taylor's been with us. God rest his soul. May he rest in peace. But since then, give me someone else. You name one name.
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Hawaii was incentive enough for these guys to want to go.
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You have to build up to Orlando. You don't build down to Orlando.
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Once you've reached Hawaii, there's no turning back.
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That's too nice. Too many people are going to want to go. I think you're right on Orlando. I think they got together and they said, let's pick a city where no one wants to go.
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We're not going to go to Orlando, but we're also not going to Hawaii, and you take your family somewhere in between.
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But I love that that's the foundation of your argument. Mikey, it's the ramifications of telling your mother-in-law no. Exactly right.
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But when you tell your family Orlando, it's not that big of a deal.
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Are you thinking, like, stress fracture? Are you thinking Achilles? Is it a grade 2 ankle sprain? Like, what are you thinking here?
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Well, maybe there's a spot for Mikey. Mikey has to carry you now from station to station. Wow.
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You know what, Billy? I call this week getting back to basics.
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Yeah, it's the week before we go down or go up, in our case, to New Orleans. It's a great city for a Super Bowl, I've been told. I've never... I've never covered one there, but I'll be interested to get Golik's thoughts because you know Golik loves food. That means he loves New Orleans because New Orleans is known for its food.
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While Golik is there pushing diabetes medication, which is fantastic, this is what I love Super Bowl for because Mike Golik is there shoving stuff into his mouth, and then he's on Radio Row promoting diabetes and how to prevent it. Anyway, so Mike Golik is going to join us next. Stu Gatz here for my friends over at Miller Lite.
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He's complaining, like, where is this place? You had to drag him out of here.
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I think it's dismissal. I think Dan owns the mistake category. I bring it strong this year.
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I'm not going to lie. Run for his money. There's another one. Fight for his life. We'll add that for now.
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I mean, it's worked out well for me.
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Wait, Mike. Are you saying that in the history of this show, we're approaching the 20th year. You have never done something knowingly that was going to piss someone off?
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It sounded like you. Yeah, it did. Did someone say something to you? What happened? You guys think it's all cute.
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It's interesting. I mean, and then he did the thing, so... I had no idea what they were putting on my body, which I highly doubt. I'm skeptical about that. And then he fired the two people who have been with him the entire time while he's risen to number one in the world. He fired two people who are a big part of his team.
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It gets down, I think, this is the interesting part of the story. If you're the number one tennis player in the world, if you're a professional athlete, aren't you aware of everything that's being put in and on your body? Are you telling me Sinner didn't realize this until he tested positive? He didn't know what they were putting on his body?
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Sure, but don't you think there's a conversation between player and team? Guys, here's the banned substance list. Don't put any of this on my body. That never happens?
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I understand why he would say that. I think that.
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I think when you're Sinner, that's one of the things you have to say because you're trying to convince everyone that you had no idea. This was an accident, so you have to say... That's one of the staple things you say. It's kind of like a hot take, right? Yeah. One of the things you have to say is... You should be ashamed of yourself. Or he had the audacity, right? Those are keys to hot takes.
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That's the key. That's a counter. Yes, yes. Okay. What Sinner is doing there is one of the keys to, hey, I did it, but I didn't do it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I like Kyrgios because I do think, first off, the rules should be the same for every player. They really should be. Those kind of rules, okay?
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Within a team, if one quarterback could fall asleep during the quarterback session and the backup can't and the backup gets, you know, gets waved if he falls asleep, I understand those rules being different. But these are general rules to the sport. Right. And so I am with Kyrgios that if he indeed tested positive, and he did, he should be suspended for longer. Yes. Wow. Yeah.
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Right, but Billy, you're saying you want journalists to stop asking him about this.
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I think you had a chance to end it right there.
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If the Dolphins don't play well, are you going to blame Dan? Ooh. Yes.
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But if you believe what Stephen A. is saying, I think, Billy, this is the way it goes down. Someone from the Dolphins or to his camp would have to reach out to Dan. That's the way it would work.
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Mike, there's no way to transition out of that, but I have an uncomfortable amount of money on the Hurricanes this weekend. Don't put that on me.
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Classic old ball coach. No, but Mike, I am nervous because combination, okay, you have sold me on Cam Ward. You have sold me on how good the offseason has been. I'm just saying. You've told me they're talented.
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Is that football? It's Canes minus two on the road. It's a combination of I do believe in what Mike is saying about the Canes roster, and I don't believe in Napier or the Florida Gators. That's fair.
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Did you have them dancing until they dropped dead? No, I'm not.
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I'll gladly give you $2 tomorrow for a burger today.
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You're not demanding you make the team. You followed my instruction.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
First round bye. So you made the team last year. You're starting from scratch this year? That doesn't seem right. That doesn't seem fair at all.
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Mike's right. He's a hip-hop fan. He likes Beck. He's got rhythm. Why are you getting so defensive? Because what you're presenting is just not true. Sorry.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
North American scum. You're welcome. This is very exciting. I mean, you're going to be a golden oldie. We hope not.
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Oh, if Greg's going up there, he's going to try his best. I mean, what's the point?
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The best ones are really good. That's reassuring. It's like bench players on an NBA team.
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You know? That ain't me, babe. You make your demands, Greg. You tell them where you want to play. That's it. You know? I want this spot. If you make the team.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
total views yeah he's here for me critically important to understand that there's always going to be someone to serve me that is my view that if i need to see something again i'll search it on youtube and it'll be there i don't need to do the recording and not be in the moment because i'm going to have an opportunity to watch a moment from that concert somewhere else i'll tell you i'm learning right now i think dave and i have a good time tomorrow i think we're on the same page with a lot of this
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I don't know that we're sitting together. Okay. But if we are, it could be fun. Though I'm anxious to be around Dan. I've been to a concert with Dan. A lot of neck movement, I'm telling you. And he's tall. He's tall and it makes it tough. But the good news is it is Valerie's birthday weekend. So the thought is he's on his best behavior. So I'm less worried about how he's going to be.
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I don't know if that manifested itself last night. But the weekend starts today.
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Oh, there could be sleeping, there could be storming out, there could be I'm not interested in this anymore.
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Listen, that's what the next thing is. I don't know if you've all done this, but this is a Tuesday for me in class. I was the king. I'm gonna give you, for those of you just listening, what I'm doing is. You couldn't sleep like I could in school. Oh, I am telling you that I was able to sleep in class with my pen moving. So the professor would have the view that I was not sleeping.
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You know if your eyes are closed, David, he's not really falling for it. Oh, but I was in a great state.
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Dan Levatard. Tatas. Stugatz. Tatas. This is the Dan Levatard Show with the Stugatz.
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I'd like to take you inside someone's living room because when you have parties for an event, And this happens, whether it's the Academy Awards, whether it's a draft party, whether it's a political party, this happens every night of an election, everybody's having a party.
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It's like in the movie when the kid has to keep her eyes closed or his eyes closed, but you can see them moving underneath the eyelids, and I'm like, how could they not cut that?
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And it either becomes a celebration where people are dancing to Pearl Jam, or it becomes a morgue where everyone just leaves because there's total despondency. I was brought in my head last night into the home of Shador Sanders, who did not show up in Green Bay, didn't want to go, sort of the anti-Cam Ward who loved being in Green Bay. Was super excited to be in Green Bay.
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Look now. I'm looking. How many people use that eye mask? Just me. So that is your personal eye mask?
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Is that from Sheets and Giggles by chance? Yes. Have the same one.
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If you already know you've got the backup plan, then your brain already says, all right, do the backup plan.
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Yeah, I go watch a movie. Really? Oh, so you stop trying to sleep. I only get, as you know, at most a couple hours a night. And so I'm watching content. And that is my prime time. I love the nighttime with the lights on. I love watching stuff. I watched a whole series the other night that I just reviewed. I'm nothing personal this morning. North of North. Have you ever heard of it? No, no.
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So I get to watch so much more stuff than most people because I have so many more hours in the day. It's an eight episode arc, 30 minutes an episode. It's about a place that's way north.
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It's way, it's more north than the most north we've ever been.
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It's a show, okay. It's a show about, and I'm gonna do this wrong and you're gonna have to just tell me. It's the Inuits, Inuits. Inuits. It's the Inuits. Inuits.
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And super dark a lot of months and super light. I love that. Oh, it's dark? Well, not the whole year. You understand the way it works is that there's six months where it's totally dark.
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I did go up to the Arctic Circle, a little look at me Louie, but I will tell you I went to a midnight Little League game. And it was so cool. So kids, they're scheduled, there's no nighttime. And so what they do.
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No, no. So the way it works is there's no set time that the kids sleep because it's daytime. So their rhythms are off anyway.
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I don't like Cam Ward anymore for that. Hates Green Bay. But Shadurah Sanders, nothing. And he knew it was coming. He had to have. He fell out of the top first round. His DraftKings odds to go below 14 was minus 450.
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No, but there's no bedtime. So I spoke to the kids about this. They don't sleep.
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There has to be bedtime. This is off from school. This is during the summer.
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Just everybody's up at all times of the day. But everything's open. It's amazing. All day long. Were you scouting Brendan Fraser? Where was this? This is up above the Arctic Circle in Alaska.
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It is north of north. And that time of year in the summer, there's no sunset. And there's really no sunrise. It never goes below the horizon. And I was very interested. I was working with the Marlins at the time. And I thought it would be cool to watch a Little League game. Because there's one field. But it's operational. There's games all the time. So they could fit in all the games.
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And so you fit in. Because there's a lot of people up there, believe it or not. And they're all playing games and they're doing stuff. and they play midnight games. There's like a 3 a.m. game, but it's not the real, it's not 3 a.m. to them. Here's the downside. During the winter, there's no games at all. There's no lights on the field. And it's dark all the time. It's dark all the time.
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So that means they sleep all day long. No one's awake. Now you get it. No one's awake for six months. Now you get it. So it's a major issue. You've got high rates of suicide. You've got high rates of depression. It's a major issue when your body doesn't have the rhythm of darkness.
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It looks funny. I was told it was Schitt's Creek.
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I love Schitt's Creek. I enjoyed the season. It's worth four hours if you have an extra four hours, which is why, for me, I love having all the extra time because I can watch all this stuff. But you, if you give me, do you sleep eight a night? More like six. Oh, you've got a shot. It may take a couple weeks to get it. But there are people I know who sleep eight strong every night.
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You'll never watch the show. There's just not the capability of having enough time to do it. I try to convince people when I'm giving reviews of what they should watch and what they shouldn't based on their own sleeping habits. I can't do it based on mine. Because then I would suggest almost everything. Because I have time for bad content.
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So when I know someone who sleeps like I do, who has 22 hours in a day, I'm gonna give them a different set of content to watch.
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So the time thing, Tony, is interesting to me because last night's end of the Pistons-Knicks game, it didn't bother me at all because I got plenty of time. You want to take forever to get the last tenth of a second?
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The one that it would be 117-83. They knew that there'd be a blowout. No.
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No. Listen, I hear you. But that type of conspiracy, I'm all for it.
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I know you know basketball. What's the rule? What's your Knicks fandom like these days? My Knicks fandom is now ordinary. All my fandom in sports has become ordinary because of what I did for a living. There is a neutral time clock keeper in the playoffs. So I'd like to eliminate all those people.
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So that's the issue. The issue is that you don't care about reality. You just care about... I want the fun. Wait, the fun is the cheating?
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They couldn't even get a shot off. Well, I was at the game. God, I'm remembering so many things with you guys today. Do you know what the Trent Tucker rule is?
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Of course. The .3. Trent Tucker was on Martin Luther King Day, and you can check me. I think it was a Martin Luther King Day Knick game at the Garden. Trent Tucker in the corner. I'm at the game with my little sister, who was a baby at the time. .1 on the clock. Catch. Shoot. Three. Knicks win. Going crazy. Not humanly possible. And then they said, wait a minute. We can't do this anymore.
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We're going to say it's .3 to do a shot.
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Home cooking on that clock, .1 second. How do you even start? You can't. And it's the same with .3. That was the joke to me of the whole thing, that the difference between .1 and .3, is so random to say, oh, now you can catch it and shoot it. But .1, no. .3, no problem.
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Against the Chicago Bulls. It was against the Bulls, and you have to remember, the Bulls were the bane of my existence growing up because all Jordan did was win. Your thoughts on Charles Smith? Number 54, go up strong. Go up strong. Now you're bringing me back to fandom. Now I'm feeling it. I'm thinking what it was like in the early 90s when Charles Smith has the ball.
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I'm asking you, please, eyes are closed. Don't look now. A ball fake, no. Ball fake two, no. Go up strong. You're 6'11". Sorry. You're two for 18. I don't want to dance with the guy I brought to the dance. If you're two for 18, I'm going to sit your ass down because we got to win a game seven. We haven't won a title since 1972. I was such a fan. You're bringing it back.
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So my query is, do you cancel the party? Before the party starts. You cancel the party before the draft starts. You're getting all these people. If you know you're trying to win best actor and you know you're losing, you're just happy to be nominated, you're going to have a full party?
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Not interested. Carl Anthony Towns goes through a whole second half without taking a shot. And then all of a sudden he's like, alright, now I'm going to take shots.
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Just keep in mind that the T-Wolves thought that to get better, they needed to trade. You're going to say it's not true? They didn't get better, and they knew they weren't getting better. That was a salary decision. Yeah, I think it was money involved there.
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So now I'm going to have to – can I do a disclosure on the show? Yeah. Sure. I mean, this is what we do.
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Do you? Full disclosures? Yep. I'm going to give you a half disclosure.
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Take what I can get. All right. I'll give you a full.
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The Minnesota Twins. The Minnesota Twins. All right. 4-8-69. The Minnesota Timberwolves in their trading of Carl Anthony Towns was in an effort not to do anything with the second and first apron. It was an effort to get them closer to winning a championship. And I have it from the source of the trade. I'm not going to disclose my source.
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Yeah, he said full disclosure. Full disclosure is I have the answer that it was not a money trade. Well, then it was a bad decision. Is that half when you don't disclose your source? Three quarters. I feel like it's 85%.
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I'm disclosing to you, and I'm trying to tell you that what you think happened with that trade, and now the Knicks have Cat, and I'm worried, as a Knicks fan, can he be the number two guy in a championship winning team?
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It's not going to work. The Knicks aren't going to. I assume the Knicks are behind five teams to win the title in their title hopes. Can we name five teams off the top of our head? Five almost in the Western Conference. So I love that because only one of them will get to the NBA Finals. So the question is the Knicks against each of those five teams.
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Exactly as we said. Five other teams. They're tied with Timberwolves, plus 4,500. So there you go.
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that you won't react well? Maybe. Because they're going to keep going to you and take a photo of you as one pick gets called, then another pick gets called, and you're still sitting there. That's one of the great visuals of any draft, is players who go. That's why players often don't want to go to the draft.
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Can you imagine him still sitting there?
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There's hype that happens every single year. And I'm curious, we're actually often in charge of hype because you want to hype your own players. You want to hype the people who you're not taking. So there's no hype around the people who you actually want to take. So there's a lot of funny business that goes on around hyping.
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We tend to ignore that, and I think teams, you don't pay a lot of attention to that anonymous assistant coach. who talked about how bad Shador was, how bad the interview was. It doesn't impact his draft status. Teams don't pay attention to that at all. But perception, though, Dave.
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Is that a flex automatic when you're Deion Sanders child? Yeah. To flex a 75K watch? Yeah.
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The ability for a quarterback to translate. We talked about Tony said college players who don't end up being good pros. That's every sport. There's there's a ton of college basketball players who are fun to watch during March. and they're terrific, they can even get to a championship, and they can't play pro basketball. Baseball, obviously that's the case.
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Football, of course, there's great football. You're like, wow, that quarterback. I was thinking about the number one, if we had to do a top five of the greatest college players who never were able to quite make it, the first guy I think of is Doug Flutie. And I don't know if there's a view that he had a good career, a good career, him as having had a good, absolutely good career.
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And I think it's a question that gets answered over the course of careers. And so we're going to watch what happens with Shador. He'll go this today. And the question is, when he goes, what a team does is they give up their fifth-year option when you don't get taken in the first round. So I don't think he'll get taken early in the second round.
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There was a thought that the Browns may take him right out of the gate. But why not trade up and get the fifth year out of him? It makes no sense to me to take a quarterback like Sanders who may not play.
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And to me, a year of service is everything. And keeping a guy an extra year, we do calculations like that in baseball, how to keep a player an extra year of service time before free agency. I have to assume it's part of the calculus for a GM to make in football because that fifth year, it's such an interesting rule. But, man, that is a huge thing for a player.
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You're a good boy. Thank you. Go pee pee. God, the body's interesting, isn't it? It is. You can get it all done. All taken care of.
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So Pearl Jam is not quite like that in terms of there are not that I'm aware of like five or six packs where you can know Bruce does this, where you know you're about to get a six pack and you can know where you can go to the bathroom and that should you want to go. But to me, the juice is not worth the squeeze to go to the bathroom during a concert. I'm with you. Only because it's such a schlep.
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No matter the size of the venue, last night you were looking at five minutes door to door at least to get that done.
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So therefore, if I don't want that to happen, I'm not going to leave the show because if you don't know exactly the set list, then you have no way of knowing what song is next. If it's all a surprise. Therefore, It can't be worth it to me. So I'm gonna start the concert with an extra drink,
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and I'm gonna then nurse it throughout the concert, maybe work in something that can last a few hours as a possibility instead of a drink. I see what you're saying. So what you're doing is you are making the plan because I don't want to be in that spot of missing my song because you never get it back.
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I'm sorry. We're actually closer to the point where Belichick only has to give up a million and not 10 million.
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Listen, with all due respect to Billy, he's on the recruiting path, Billy. I mean, you know what happens when you're on the recruiting path. I mean, you turn the rest of the world off. You focus in, you hone in on your recruits. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure.
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No, I don't think so. I don't know what options they have at quarterback. I think Ira Rodgers might be their best and only option at quarterback.
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Here's what I love about the Jets hiring Aaron Glenn, and I'm not going to do the thing where I get excited just because it's a new coach. I don't know if Aaron Glenn's going to be a good head coach. I have no idea, okay? The last time I saw Aaron Glenn on a football field, his team, the defense he was in charge of, was giving up 45 points to the Washington Commanders.
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But here's what I do know about Aaron Glenn. He is a former Jet. He cares about that organization. He cares about the fan base. He knows how frustrated we are. He wants to try to change it for that fan base. And this is his dream job. This is an end job, end destination for Aaron Glenn. No one, no one has ever had the dream of being the Jets head coach. No one. This is his dream.
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He wants to be the head coach of the New York Jets. And I'll take that. I will take that. The bar has been set so low. I'll just take a guy who wants to be the Jets head coach. And this guy wants to be the Jets head coach and wants to be for the next 20 years. I'm good with that.
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Let's get Austin Eckler, our buddy, who's playing in a game this weekend to try to get to his first Super Bowl of his career. That's on the TV side. You'll hear Eckler on the audio side as well, but we'll start off with Vinatieri on the audio side. Adam Vinatieri, the all-time leading scorer in NFL history, by the way, is with us before the conference championship weekend.
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He is with us on behalf of Colt Safety Impact Awards. What are you doing with Colt Safety, Adam?
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That's a good job out of you, Adam. We'll ask you about it again on the way out. Mikey, when you see Adam Vinatieri there as a Jet fan, what are the emotions that you're feeling right now?
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You've given us enough middle fingers. Trust us. Yeah.
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Wow. Why is kicking become so difficult in the NFL, Adam?
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Wait, Adam, has a coach ever sent you out when you were playing? Did a coach ever send you out for a kick and you're like, hey, coach, I can't fucking kick it that far. What are you doing?
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Well, perhaps there is a job in Adam Vinatieri's future. Has Belichick reached out to you to be the special teams coach at North Carolina?
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I mean, you get a lot of big goals for him.
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Sorry, Billy. What surprised you more? Was it Belichick going to North Carolina or what appeared to be the lack of interest in Belichick at the NFL level?
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz. Thank you, Mikey A. Championship weekend is upon us. Eagles, Commanders, Chiefs, and Bills. What a great weekend. I also get sad this time of year, Billy.
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Which Super Bowl meant the most to you? Was it the one you won without the Patriots, with the Colts, or the four you won with the Patriots?
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All right. Does icing the kicker work? I've always wanted an answer from a kicker. Does icing the kicker work?
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All right, we're going to get you out of here. We appreciate the time. Adam Vinatieri is with us. We'll have you promote that one more time on the way out. We play a game around here. It's called a drive for your life. You have to choose one of two quarterbacks. OK, you're down six under two minutes. No timeout. You need a touchdown to win the game. It is a drive for your life.
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You play with both guys. There is one correct answer to this question, by the way. Brady. Or Manning. Wow.
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All right, how about a kick for your life?
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Let me think of two good kickers here. Right, Justin Tucker. Oh, not this year. Yeah, not this year. Or Mark Mosley.
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Well, no, but I do wonder if he notices what Mikey A did to him there where he pushed the field goal for your life out to 52 yards to take yourself out of. Oh, that's not nice. I'm just saying. Not nice. All right, one more time, Adam, and we appreciate your time during a busy time for you. Tell us what you're doing with Colt Safety Impact Boards.
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That is fine work by you, sir. Would you mind if Mikey A, just because you gave us so many middle fingers during your career, would you mind if Mikey A just gave you the middle finger on the way out here?
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On three, let's do it. On three, let's give Vinatieri the middle finger. On three. Wow. One. Billy, you could do it, too. I mean, he beat your team a ton. You're a Dolphin fan.
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It is time for this week's edition of Steer Your Guards presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. NFL Conference Championship weekend. Just three games to go this season. Makes me sad. 3-0-1 a week ago. 86-50-4 on the season. 7-2-1.
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for the postseason quite simply the greatest season of sports gambling in the history of sports gambling I'm talking to you Jimmy the Greek I'm talking to you Hammer and Hank Goldberg I'm talking to you Chris Felica the Bear I'm talking to you Stanford Steve I mean how about that Here we go. Let's keep it going. Conference Championship, two games. The early game, NFC Championship game.
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Commanders at Eagles. Eagles, minus six. Buy it up to six and a half. I'm taking the Commanders here. They win the game outright. They win by four points on the road. Nick Sirianni gets fired after the game. It's ridiculous. But anyway, Commanders, Jaden Daniels, rookie quarterback, going to their first Super Bowl. Commanders win. They cover. Commanders by four points. on the road at Philadelphia.
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AFC Championship game. The rare Super Bowl before the Super Bowl. Bills at Kansas City. Oh, what a game this is going to be. Bills are plus one and a half, buy it up to two. Why? Because when these two teams play, it's usually close. But I am taking the Bills to win the game outright. They're going to beat Kansas City. Patrick Mahomes not getting back-to-back-to-back. Nope, not happening.
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Tom Brady's still the greatest quarterback ever. Bills, plus two at Kansas City. You're buying it up a half point from one and a half to two. The Bills win the game outright. They win by 10 points on the road in Kansas City, and they take on the Commanders in the Super Bowl. Those are the picks. Good luck, everyone. Stu Gatz here for my friends over at Miller Lite.
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You know, we were discussing the Baseball Hall of Fame this past week, and let me tell you something. Ichiro, not a first ballot guy. CeCe Sabathia, not a first ballot guy. Ichiro, 70 some odd percent of his hits are singles. How about you sprinkle in a double? You know who is a first ballot Hall of Fame beer, though? Miller Lite. Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
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Billy started there because you were on for like five minutes before we went live and no one congratulated you. And Billy's right. We're assholes. Congratulations.
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I'm wondering, Austin, we're talking to you and you're about four days out from playing in your first championship game for the right to go to the Super Bowl. Can you articulate for us and the audience what you're what you're going through right now, what you're feeling emotionally right now?
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Have you lived in Washington long enough to hate Philadelphia and its fan base the way the rest of the country does?
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All right, Austin, I'm telling you right now, you score a big touchdown NFC Championship game. You're keeping the Eagles from going to the Super Bowl. The fans are going to get on you. They're going to get on you quickly. Where is the family situated? What are we doing with them? I'm concerned about Mel. That's what I'm concerned about.
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But if you see something that you recognize, might you go up to Dan Quinn and say, hey, they're going to run this?
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Were you surprised at how easy it was for your offense to move the ball on Detroit's defense?
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Brady was calling that game last weekend and he was talking about Jaden Daniels and talking about his mentality of Jaden doesn't think he needs to wait. Jaden thinks he's going to win it right now. And that's the kind of mentality you need to be Tom Brady to be a champion. Do you sense that from Jaden? Like, hey, I'm not waiting. We have an opportunity right now.
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Is this indeed the biggest game you played in? It has to be, right? Of course.
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Can you get yourself? Are you superstitious? Like, can you get yourself to even think about playing in the Super Bowl?
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We're all stealing stuff, Austin. What, uh, what has surprised you the most about Dan Quinn?
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Billy mentioned your former offensive coordinator. How about your current offensive coordinator? Does he smell good? What? Cliff Kingsbury. I mean, I'm just wondering. He's a good-looking guy. I mean, he's probably the best looking coach in the NFL.
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Have you been to Kingsbury's house, like that bachelor pan that he has?
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That's what happens, right? That's the benefit. There you go. Oh, that is so good. Is, is this the most excited you've been for a football game in your entire life?
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I love that everyone thinks this is going to be like a shootout because it's Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes, and I have it as like 13-10.
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Actually, you could just stand next to Dan Quinn and say they're going to run it to Saquon. Yeah, there you go. Hey, I know they're giving it to Austin. It is kind of interesting because when we first started doing this show with you, running backs were on the decline. And now the running game, a couple of years later, the running game is back, right?
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I don't want to put any Super Bowl thoughts in your head, but I'm just thinking if you do go on. I'm just based on what's happened to him this year, based on the fact that he's married. He's probably wanting to start. I don't like the direction this is going in.
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It would be a good way to finish a career.
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Right, but the Chiefs do have a great defense, and I'm just saying every Chiefs game, just about every game has been a close game. Win or lose, all the games have been close for the most part.
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Hey, don't say that about Spags. Come on. You love Spags.
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Does Mel know all the rules? Like, has she mentioned New Orleans to you?
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We'll get you out of here. Do you have any extra tickets, though?
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Austin, we're rooting for you, man. Good luck. Listen, I don't want to jinx it, but I have you guys, and I am on a heater this year, but I have you guys beating the Eagles and moving on to the Super Bowl.
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All right. Thanks, guys. We're so happy for you. What an exciting time for you, for Mel, for your entire family. So good luck on Sunday, man. Appreciate it. And hopefully we get it done, you get it done, and move on to the big one.
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All right. Oh, yeah. No, I do. I have a lot of it on you to score a touchdown. So make sure Quinn gives you the ball when you're down close.
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But he's not in a suite because it's always 70 degrees in a suite. No, no, no.
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Thank you. We have we have a lot of questions for you. Billy was asking, what do you do once football night in America is over? Are you sad towards the end of the NFL season? Are you happy?
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I think Billy's calling bullshit on that. I think Billy thinks he's never shed a tear towards the end of the season.
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Right. Got it. I want to have one of your kids on to give us play-by-play of you crying during the Super Bowl.
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PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned Podcast, Football Night in America. Chris Sims with us. Hey, sad Chris Sims is with us here on God Bless Football. Bill's Ravens last week. Just going back to Lamar Jackson before we look ahead to the games coming up this weekend. And there are two great games coming up this weekend. But, Chris, the problem.
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You know how you can filter your search? You can go from most expensive down to cheap. Billy starts at the cheapest.
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Why Lamar Jackson will never be viewed the way we view Patrick Mahomes, the way we're starting to view Josh Allen, the way we looked at guys like Tom Brady. is simply because he makes, in big games, not during the regular season, but in big playoff moments, he makes big mistakes that cost his team a chance to advance and move on. The other guys don't. Josh Allen does it. Patrick Mahomes does not.
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And that's why Lamar Jackson will always be third or fourth in that class of quarterbacks, and I'm including Joe Burrow.
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People don't realize the importance of that, Chris, putting it on the numbers, putting it in a place where a guy doesn't have to break stride. It's a game of inches. We kind of make fun of that cliche, but it really is when you're throwing a football. I am with you. That is on Lamar Jackson.
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Chris, it's funny because I think most people, when you see Patrick Mahomes taking on Josh Allen, they're expecting, you know, like a 42 to 35 game. I think we could be in store for a defensive battle, like a 17-13 score. Do you?
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Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes being turned to the game managers. I mean, well,
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I do. I do. Because, Chris, I'm sitting here and I'm doing the numbers. I'm looking at the quarterbacks. Now Jaden Daniels is involved. Burrows in the AFC. Mahomes is in the AFC. Josh Allen in the AFC. I don't know if there are enough Super Bowls for Lamar to win one.
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Maybe they have 10 years left. We have no idea who's coming down the pike. But what we do know is that Jalen Hurts is playing right now. We know that Jaden Daniels is playing right now. There are a number of good quarterbacks and not all of them are going to win Super Bowls. That's all I'm saying.
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How surprised were you by how poorly the Lions played against the Commanders?
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Chris, what I love about Jaden Daniels, you spent some time with Jaden Daniels. So let me frame it this way. Let me ask it this way. There are four quarterbacks remaining, Allen, Mahomes, Daniels, and Hurts. My guess is the time you spent with Jaden Daniels, did you get the sense? He thinks he's the best one left of the four remaining.
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But I think if you're a Washington fan, correct me if I'm wrong, you feel pretty good about your chances because you have Jaden Daniels and because Jalen Hurts appears to be hurt.
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Let me ask you if this is acceptable. No elements if this is acceptable because the forecast for Kansas City this Sunday, okay, at kickoff is 35 degrees.
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Sometimes teams go on a run in the postseason, Chris. You've seen it. You can't explain it. All of a sudden, the Giants are in the Super Bowl.
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I was talking about his time with the Patriots and what it felt like to know you were never out of a game.
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Tom Brady of the backyard. Just what you were driving for when you set out on your football career. What'd you make of the Jets hiring Aaron Glenn? Would you make it that higher?
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I think what's great is this is a dream job for Aaron Glenn. Like, no one has this dream. No one dreams of being the New York Jets head football coach. This is a final destination for Aaron Glenn. He wants the job. He knows how tortured the fan base is, and he wants to try and help turn it around. And that's as good as Jet fans are going to get at this point.
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But it's a nighttime 30, Billy. It's a nighttime 30.
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I don't know. I mean, what a debacle. They have two coordinators who are a game away from making it to a Super Bowl. They had in-house coaches, and he didn't choose any of them.
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Ding, ding, ding. Troy Aikman. That was like some weird PSA or something like that.
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Right. It just dawned on me. That has to be hell in the Sims household, like Eagles and commanders. That's terrible for you, man.
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Sims, is a Giant fan in you rooting for Saquon Barkley, which means there's a Sims rooting for the Philadelphia Eagles, which Big F***er would not be happy about that.
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Billy, here's the difference between Chris and his father. His father is rooting for both teams to lose on Sunday, both of them.
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We're going to have Adam Vinatieri, Austin Eckler, and Chris Sims joining us on this episode, plus the picks. On the TV side, we will go to Austin Eckler coming up next. Vinatieri will be on the audio side.
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All right. So it sounds like you think Bill's Eagles in the Super Bowl. Is that fair?
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A little steak dinner, New Orleans, Radio Rose, Super Bowl week. What do you think, Billy?
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You? I'm thinking Wednesday. I'm thinking a random day. Okay.
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Sims, we're going to make this happen, though, right? Definitely.
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I can't wait for us to ask Sims where we're going for dinner.
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BFD with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned Podcast, Football Night in America, and every week right here on God Bless Football. Chris, we'll talk to you next week. We'll see you in New Orleans for a steak dinner.
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Well, just know that you got 10 wins and know that K-Funk got 10 losses.
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I'm just trying to get to it. So Mojo, he's so confused.
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I want to hear from Carl Douglas on this. Go ahead, Carl.
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Wait a minute. There are no rules here except when Carl Douglas raises his hand, he speaks.
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Carl, if you want to move up to second place, just let Billy know.
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Mojo has something. Yeah, Mojo has something, K-Funk. It's Mojo's show.
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Yeah. Close it out. Yeah. Close it out. So the audience can hear it. Okay.
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All right. Gordy and ShareBear who don't care about any of this. I don't know if they have any thoughts. I was going to go to Gabe Funk in a second. But ShareBear, it's a good point by Billy. Do you have any thoughts on any of this, ShareBear?
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Yeah, how about that, Sherbert? Gordy, any thoughts on this? Gordy, anything?
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I think what's going to happen here is people are going to build up such an unreasonable expectation for what they think Bills and Chiefs are going to be. And I'm not certain it's going to be able to meet those expectations. I think Jaden Daniels is going to the Super Bowl. I really do. Jalen Hurts is hurt. He's injured. I don't believe in that Eagles team.
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I believe Rollis or Mojo are in first. The other's in second. Carl's in third. He could be in second if he wants to be in second. He could also jump up to first if he feels like jumping up to first. Is that about it? I'm cool with third. Third is fine, yeah. Mojo said that's no way to live. That's what he said, Carl. He said that's no way to live. You've got to strive for first.
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All right, championship weekend. Yep, championship weekend. Here we go. Commanders at Eagles. Eagles, a six-point favorite at home. Commanders and Eagles. Let's go to Kay Funk first. Kay Funk, who are you taking here?
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And he's going to be like, what are you writing a book? I'm going to publish this? Like, what's happening here?
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Okay, that's fair. Everyone is. Totally fair. Listen, Carl Douglas has to be in court.
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Eagles, minus six at home, taking on the Commanders. This is second place, Carl Douglas, making the pick. Go ahead.
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Okay. Mike Rollis, who are you taking here? Commanders at Eagles. Eagles minus six.
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Give me the Commanders. Sharebear, who are you taking here? Eagles, Commanders.
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It's an odd way to get to that pick, but I loved it. Commanders? Does anyone know who Gord took? Did you take the Commanders then? Really?
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I think Washington and Jaden Daniels going to make. So I'm looking forward to the NFC championship game, to be honest with you, more than I am the AFC championship game, because that game's not going to live up to whatever expectation I've created in my head. And what I've created in my head is this is going to be the greatest game in the history of football.
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Okay, good. All right. All right, so K-Fuck, who are you taking here?
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Yeah, we think. Okay, good. Okay. Carl, here we go. Bill's a Chiefs Chiefs. Mine is one and a half at home. Who are you taking, Carl?
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Okay. Rolling with Patrick. Mike Rollis, who are we taking here?
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All right, Chair Bear, who are you taking here?
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All right. Uh, who are we taking here? Kay Funk.
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Wow. Correct. Gordy, do you have something? It's rare that you wave a finger wanting to get back in. Did you have something there, Gord, or no?
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Oh, my God. And I have to get out of here. Oh, my God. Yeah.
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We have the entire Gronkowski family. Mojo, you're just going opposite that, right? Oh, here we go. Little Gronks.
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You guys, listen, I love you all. I have to run. You guys keep fighting. Billy will handle the proceedings from here. I love all of you. Carl, promote your law firm. Make sure you get that in, Carl.
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You know, we were discussing the Baseball Hall of Fame this past week, and let me tell you something. Ichiro, not a first ballot guy. CeCe Sabathia, not a first ballot guy. Ichiro, 70-some-odd percent of his hits are singles. How about you sprinkle in a double? You know who is a first ballot Hall of Fame beer, though? Miller Lite. Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
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No. What matchup do you guys want? We're going to New Orleans. Well, me and Billy are. Sorry, Mikey. Unnecessary. No.
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If it was up to me, you'd be there. It's not up to me. Clearly, nothing is up to me. So, no, it's not up to me.
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Super Bowl wise? Yeah, we're going there. Like, what do you want to see? What's going to get you most excited?
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Right, so they went through C.J. Stroud, Josh Allen, Jada Daniels, if that plays out. Yeah.
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No, I don't want to forget about what you said about McVay because I thought that was great and I agree with you. Quickly, before we get to Vinatieri on the audio side and we get to Eckler on the TV side, what did you guys make of Cohen taking the Jaguar job after saying he's not taking the Jaguar job? Mikey, what did you think there?
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Well, Trent Baalke is clearly not because – Well, listen, it was odd to get rid of the coach and keep Trent Baalke. And so I was just thinking, like, no one wanted to coach Trevor Lawrence. But I guess someone does. Yeah. He got Balky fired, Billy. You get with that? A guy who's never been a head coach got Trent Balky fired.
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Let's clarify, though, because I was worried that this was like an Earth ender. This is just a city ender, right?
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I mean, it depends on where it hits. Yeah. But still, it's obviously all bad, but that's better than Armageddon. Yeah. Like, I was thinking... Well, it depends on your point of view. Our room out there was just... Our room was just poo-pooing 3%. They're like, oh, 3%? We're still good. I'm like, are you guys bleeping crazy? No.
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Well, they're doing it through the prism of how can this impact other sports? So they're like, hey, Stephen A., just bring it to other sports.
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It's more of a steam room than a... Man, I can't stop looking at Mally.
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He just answered it. I'm more Ethan's speed.
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
That's the steam you hear, by the way. Yeah, I was trying to figure out what that was.
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
I had an unnamed producer from the other room tell me the other day that the U.N. men's basketball team is one of the worst teams he's ever seen play.
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
This is an electric... I'm seeing that the LA Galaxy beat the New York Red Bulls in the MLS Championship 2024.
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
This episode of the Dan Lebitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We need a fire tailor. That was pretty rough.
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
The close-up. While we're catching up on Jess's movies she's watched, let me catch you up on the Venmo bucket presented by Venmo. A light week for the fines, honestly. Only Dan was fined yesterday $1 for a mistake. $1? We're going to have to step this up next week. And my dad had to do something earlier this week that was finable.
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The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
But one fine this week from the Venmo fine bucket, $1 for Dan making a mistake.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
This is the Dan Levatard Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I'm trying to follow. I think I'm more confused now than at the beginning, so I'm sure it'll crystallize at some point. But we're in a bunch, we went even, we did go back to 03 a couple times there. And I almost got stuck. So I'm just trying to make sure, it sounds like Jimmy Butler and Pat Riley have a riff? Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I would tune in. Haven't watched, we'll watch if that's going to be on the docket. And then I will also say, from a Jimmy Butler perspective, how did he come to Miami? Was this known information? Does he typically behave like this?
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
So when you play stupid games, do you win stupid prizes is my question. And again, I'm still getting the information, Dan, so I apologize. I'm like trying to put it together. But in that example you said of you don't get to go, what do you mean you don't need me? If that was the case prior to and you sign up for it, it feels like he shouldn't be surprised by... A duck being a duck.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Are you the guy or not? And that is the Pat Riley. Are you the dude that can continue to rebuild or not? It's going to be uncomfortable. Change always is.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
But when you have two big dogs, and one says, I'm the guy, which means I should call the shots, and the other one says, I'm the guy, and I should call the shots, and they want to leave, if I'm with that person or we're tied to the hip, then go do your thing. Because I have no, absolutely any fear That I'm not going to still be the guy.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I'm not going to be who I say I am, which is the person who can continue to reload with D. Wade, LeBron, Jimmy Butler, Hero. They'll be somebody else. Go do your thing.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Hey, yo, Murda, you wildin', fam. That's crazy. Hey, yo, Cammy, yo, he's wildin', fam.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Yeah, that's crushed that man Thanks, man, incredible spoof music Thank you very much. I don't understand why you guys aren't scared of Justin Timberlake's lawyers, but somehow the Ball Brothers lawyers have shaken this whole establishment.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
You're a damn copyright lawyer. That's a part of the explanation.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Maybe four. Maybe? Maybe four in a possible. I would say Mahomes, Lamar, Allen, and Burrow are bona fide guys. Bona fide. Five, the closest is probably Stafford. what matt stafford he has an ability and over time he's like he just knows it he's an older that guy he's an older that guy but in this age he might be that guy you have somebody else you think should be in there the kid from washington
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
And this week will tell us a lot about Jaden Daniels. I'm a huge Jaden Daniels believer. As I am a C.J. Stroud, he took a step back this year. That's undeniable. And if you asked me this time last year, C.J. Stroud was a guy. I still think he is the guy. But there's going to be growing pains, and I think next year for Jaden Daniels, we'll determine that.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I can't make you a the guy in the first two years of your career.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Look, I think there's four guys in the league that any given year, they have an ability to take their team to the Super Bowl.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Burrow wasn't even in the dance.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Wow. I'm a big fan of spoof music. Always have been, always will be. If I didn't have to make money, it probably would be what I would do on a daily basis. There was some cultural appropriation there.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Tanks out. Yep.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
That's why I was Panay Sewell over Jamar Chase. But it was still, when you watch Burrow... He's not, he was a dude. And CJ Stroud is a dude. I don't wanna make it seem like he's not gonna be there.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
It's not like a direct, you don't just step over a thin line between them. You're not respecting this.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
There's just a guy. There is a dude. A dude, uh-huh. And then there's the guy. Okay, fine. CJ Stroud, Jaden Daniels are dudes.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Baker Mayfield? They're dudes. Baker Mayfield is... He's not a Jack.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Look, there's only 13 people in NFL history that pass for more than 40 touchdowns in a season. Baker Mayfield is one of them. A special.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I have Tua in the dude category.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
That's good. I think, again, a dude has to have certain circumstances to get over the hoop. Is Brock Purdy a dude? Brock Purdy is a dude.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Yeah. I think Brock Purdy is way more special than people give him credit for. Jalen Hurts? Dude category. Dude? Okay. So we've got a lot of dudes.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
There's a lot of dudes. That 5 to, like, 12 era? Bunch of dudes. Is dudes. Justin Herbert. And look, even the guys that are in the guy category, which, again, I have four right now.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Herbert? He's the dude.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Like, you've got to have an ability to be like, yo, I can't find that on the street. That's not anywhere in the draft. Okay. That's not anywhere in free agency. Herbert is a dude. All those guys have potentials to be the guy. Whatever their maturation time and their development time is to get there, changes.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
You know what it reminded me? What's the song? Who sings the song Informer?
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Snow. I was 34 when I realized that was a white dude. His name is Snow. What a Canadian. So was Young Jeezy's.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Yeah, so I was supposed to hear and think that this dude was a white person from Canada. doing Jamaican dance hall music. That was the through line I was supposed to take from that?
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No, I disagree. I disagree because I think back then, it's like in my neighborhood, tiny, The homie Tiny was 6'6", 285.
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Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Ice was on the nose.
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But I think they were playing into the fact that you would hear the music and not just think, oh, that's ironic. You know what I'm saying? There was a rap group, and I only know this because I went back to my mom's house in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. And in this old box, she had this box of trading cards of MTV Raps trading cards. Oh, wow. Okay.
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And on this card, there was a young rap group named Young Black Teenagers. Yes. Wasn't DJ Scribble in that? Yes. Three white dudes called Young Black Teenagers. So if you hear the music and the group name is Young Black Teenagers. Right. You're not going to be like, oh, it must be three white guys.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
So when I hear snow and I hear Caribbean music. Canadian white dude?
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
From the very first time, because his name was Snow. I think that was your culture. It was very literal where you're at then.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
It is a very liberal country.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Yeah, he does. He does. He looks Irish?
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
But if I'm like, yo, meet the homie DKO, you'd be like, oh, okay. No.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
DKO. Oh, yeah. DKO? Performer? DraftKings originator.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I don't let Amin's takes inform how I feel about myself. Informer! You know how I found out he was white? Looking at an old Jim Carrey sketch from The Living Color. Can we play that? Do we have the rights to play that?
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Get right on that, Mike. I mean, I don't want to give us any lawsuits here.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Wait, tell me this. Why can we play the Shabba Ranks game? instrumental song.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I'm there for sure. I don't even really know what the hell is going on with Jimmy Butler. I've been on this show for three weeks and you guys mentioned it and I kind of just try to stay quiet. Because I don't want anybody to know that I have no idea what the hell is going on. But I've slowly caught up. Okay, but so let me put in front of you the power dynamics at play.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
Going way back. Hold on, real quick. You guys didn't want to give too much. No, yeah. So now we've rewound it to go through the whole thing.
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The Big Suey: The "Palpable Dread" Around Jimmy Butler
I'm listening. Related to a beach boy.
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I'm always in 2003.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Who is Afridi Hardaway?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Zo, Shaq, Smush Parker. Chris Quinn. Wait a minute. D-Wade. Jason Williams. They're all right. I mean, stacked roster. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
What position is Hunter playing? All of them. Okay.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Don't ever look at that. Are you looking at it? Nope. Did you look at it before? I try not to, but I think everybody needs to know about that.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Duval. It's haunting.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
A little Rob Ryan. Roberto Ryan. Looks like Jerry Garcia.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
A doozy. Boom. Mm-hmm. Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
No LeBron! No Kareem and no LeBron! How do you do that?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
No Kareem in the top three? No Kareem?
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
Yeah, once they get into the top 10, then they play Virginia, then they lose and we stop talking about it.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
Don Levitard. Are the stakes that high that if Angel Reese loses to Kaitlyn Clark, you need to start over again as a race? Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
I think he's from Germany originally.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
Did you celebrate- My Santa thinks ketchup is spicy.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
You better be careful. You're going down the line right now.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
You already said the thing. Fix that diarrhea.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
Dan Levatard. Florida claws back from down 2-0 because they were getting their asses handed to them by Toronto to then get lit afire underneath them by their head coach, Paul Maurice, who did the thing. Remember how the run was sparked last year? Stugatz. He called them a bunch of P's and B's. He did the thing again. Called them a bunch of P's and B's, and then, boom, five unanswered.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
You win the division.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
Jamel, no opinions on the Niner season ending last night? Was this a window closing?
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
That's a minor tweak that you're talking about here, Janelle. These are major, major pieces.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
No one is happy for you. It takes you to the end of the regular season, too.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
I got the Jets. I'm keeping it. They're playing the Jags.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
That's true. Bengals are at the Titans.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
He's got to pick a replacement.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
Well, actually, you kind of broke the order because David's son picked his second helmet.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
First L coming there. Wait, what's David's team? David, what's your team?
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
I have the Saints?
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Primetime.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
That was an interesting situation because he was also new to that team.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
Isn't he a former Toledo Rocket as well?
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
You don't have the unknown of can he get it done in this sport.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
Yeah, Kirby. People that have had recent success. More than Belichick. Sark. Kyle Shanahan, if he were to come to the college game, I think it would be. That's a good one. I like that one. McVay, too.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
He wasn't met with universal fanfare, though. Stark wasn't met with universal fanfare, too. Yeah, I'm curious. I find the reaction to it puzzling because you can have your questions about it, but when you apply the context of this is North Carolina, it's a basketball school. Football is an afterthought. They have trouble engaging their biggest boosters. They don't make it to Charlotte routinely.
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The Big Suey: Caitlin Clark Is Time's Athlete Of The Year (Feat. Jemele Hill)
This is a home run hire. And yeah, okay, there's a succession plan. And yeah, OK, there's this weird buyout that goes from $10 million to $1 million on June 1st. How does that line up with the NFL calendar? Also, I would say it's just $10 million. That's not going to stop an NFL owner from hiring him in this cycle. And I'm sure he probably has a plan for that, too. It's probably involving his son.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
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Stugatz. Yours is terrible. You just got to get a little redder. A little pinker. You're right there, man.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
Oh, his is good, Dan. That's actually not bad.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
That's not terrible. We got to come together.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
Oh, let's talk celebrity sighting. At Disney, I saw a famous NBA referee. I don't want to put his business out there because, you know.
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It was a couple months ago, so yes, in season.
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And it's one you see in the playoffs a lot. It's one of the big ones, I'd say.
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Bill Kennedy? Coochie Mane.
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I sent it to friends. Okay.
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That was awesome, though. I'm like in the... The new, I was at the new ride.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
You sound like a cop, man. And I just look down, there's nothing better than seeing someone like that. That you're just like, oh, look. My wife couldn't have cared less.
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That would be like if my dad, every time I said something decent on the show, was like, good job, Chris. Good job, man.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
Lingerie, way overpriced. Yeah. I get my wife a $50 gift card to Victoria's Secret. She gets like half a bra. Dude, price per inch of fabric, crazy. A down payment on a bra. Lay away. I think I'm being nice. I'm like, here, a nice $50. Wait till next anniversary. We're going to take that thing home, girl.
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Your kid and Tyson's kid get into an altercation that ends up with you guys. No, she's right.
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He said that number. That was a bonus right there. Was that one of his white grandparents? That was Hawk's number that I followed. Paternal. Paternal.
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They bring you back to the closing of it? Yeah.
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You shut your eyes and your mouth.
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It's like Cholula, though. Yeah, it's hot sauce, but... I don't know.
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Clearly sounded like reading.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
They are impossible to chew. Looking for sugar daddies every day. Stugatz. Hell yeah, brother. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
They weren't listening to you.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
They weren't caring about what it is that you were going through at the time.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
man, whoever they put in place next, is there more to come? Right. So disappointing because I have always told Dan, like, use me as a gauge for the audience. Because if I find something interesting, there's a good chance that most of the audience is going to find it interesting.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
And I remember feeling your guys' pain, feeling your passion, feeling you wanting to talk about it, and also remembering just how good both of you were on the topic. And it was a personal thing. And I remember saying to myself, this is riveting because both of you taught me a lot about how it is you grew up and where it is you You grew up.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
But it happened on a football field.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
I wanted to do Marina Montana.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
I remember you wanting to kind of, and correct me if I'm wrong, kind of setting a precedent. Hey, I don't care who's running this place. No one's going to tell me how to do this. No one's going to tell me how to do the show.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Well, those people below John Skipper were people that we had relationships with, that they became accustomed with the show and the kind of work and productivity that we put out. But they were also pretty good people. It was Rob Keller. It was Marcia Keegan. They liked us. We liked them. They spent a lot more time with us than they ever had because John Skipper was no longer there.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Are you saying at what point Dan was the sheriff? No, Skipper was the sheriff.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Yeah. And I was upset with Dan on the inside. I think we talked about it maybe when he called Jimmy a coward and he has apologized for it, but We're boiling it down.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
I feel like I said the same thing. I mean, no, did I not?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Yes. and to kind of put a personal spin on this, we discussed when we first went to meet John Skipper, me, you, and Dan. And John Skipper was not very receptive to me as Dan's co-host. He wanted Bomani Jones. And then I get a meeting with Jimmy Pataro, and I get a completely different, different boss than John Skipper was to me. Jimmy Pataro loved me.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
But I want Dan and the audience to understand my disappointment where I'm there for the first whatever amount of years and I felt like To me, the only reason I am here is because of Dan Lebitard. John Skipper does not want me here. He wants me out. He wants Bomati Jones in.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Right. And I start having some success away from Dan and away from this show. John leaves. Jimmy comes in. Jimmy really likes my character, likes the thing that we've developed. And by the way, loved you and loved the show. He really did. Like he told me, him, his kids, they would listen all the time. But I went from having a boss that I didn't...
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
feel like was terribly confident in me to having a boss who loved me. Or at least made you feel that way. Jimmy was good like that. Jimmy was a salesman, and he is.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Oh, Dan, he would throw me a football when I saw him in the hallway. I mean.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Dan, I knew the show before we even got in that day. I knew where you were going. Mike wasn't there, but I knew where you were going. And Mike, I am telling you, most cases, you could stop it. In this case, I don't think your presence would have stopped it.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
And you have a crew of people that you employ that you care very much about.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
I believe when he says that. I do too. I mean, it's weird. There's a disconnect. There's no such thing as good trouble, but if anyone can pull it off, it's Dan.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
But Dave was trying to get a hold of Dan and Dan wouldn't respond to Dave. And Dave was calling me in my car and yelling at me for Dan not calling Dave back. And my kid's in the car and I'm sitting there going like, what do you want me to do? I answered the phone and I knew like our days were kind of numbered.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
I had more business acumen than both of you did at the time.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
I understand that, but I'm sitting there going, how does Dan not know? And I'm so frustrated because I have landed at the place professionally where I wanted to be.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Sarah Henry's sitting next to me. I have the seat lowered. He has his seat raised. It looks even taller than him.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
No, but Dan only cared about being in this market. We talked about the struggles of convincing Dan to go national with our show in the first place. So I understand.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
The flip of, I thought it was important, had you known. I thought that discussion.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
My daughter's in the car. I'm at a lacrosse tournament.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
We kick off our Super Bowl coverage with Kenny G. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Big boy. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Queen Latifah is with us. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Kenny G, thank you for making yet more time for us. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
We continue our Super Bowl week coverage with Ron McGill. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Bill Burr is as funny as funny gets. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
David Johnson with us now. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Ezra Edelman is a brooder. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots? Kenny G, thank you for making yet more time for us. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Bob Lee is the best journalist that ESPN has. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots? Score more points. Kyle Schwarber. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots? The Falcons run the football.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
I mean, hold on a second. Hold on. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
David Deal, what's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
I'll find his way in. No, I got it.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
But the dynamic change, meaning John Skipper left, and I think he left you a much wider range of things that you could discuss, and maybe some of those guardrails kind of came down a little bit, I don't know, but that's interesting that you've gotten yourself to a place where you're okay with it, and I'm guessing that's because you are now running your own business.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Someone's going to walk out of that door and never come back. I'm telling you at this point.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Yeah, I was following you. I agree. Building TSL. Legit question. It's part of GEI, man.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
All black. Wow. Good job. Does that mean we've taken over the world?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
We were talking about farting on first take.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
What do you mean? Yeah, but you want us to talk about the topics of the day, and I'm saying we went on first take and we talked about farting. I mean, and it was the highest rated quarter hour.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
He got caught up. No, no, no. Let's go back and do it again. That's what we did.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Am I still alive? I'm on to the second, last name. Marjanovich. M-A-R.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Get the hell out of here. Be here in a sentence.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Stugatz. What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots? 20 mediocre years.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Two of those.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
I got some great shots of him yesterday sleeping. Action shots, yes.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
This stuff is dangerous, man. It is.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
No, no, no, no. People. I did one of those before around the horn. We had to stop taping the show. I thought I was having a heart attack. It is.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Put them down, boys. You ready?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Did he just drink out of that large cup? It's like Tony Montana sticking his face into a test bowl of cocaine.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
It's so hot in here. Of course you're hot.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
I think the Lamont one is the best.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Answer the question. The talking battery asked you a question, though.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
How revved up are you for the Super Bowl? I believe it was.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Dan is in his face. Oh, boy.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
This is a better idea. Forget about a happy place. Play-by-play of Dan and the security guard.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Me and Billy are at Radio Row. We are watching through a television screen live footage right now of Dan Levitard trying to get the advanced auto parts car battery on the set of first take and screaming at a security guard.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Right, that was the puzzling part to me, is you have Dan as smart, as good, as eloquent as anyone in the media, not just sports media, the media. And if you know anything about Dan and his history and things that are important to him, and really to you as well, Mike, to our audience, to other guys on our show, Dan's going to talk about that stuff.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 11
Lord knows I tried to get him not to talk about it, but if I can't get him to not talk about it, then no one is going to be able to convince Dan not to talk about it. These things are important to him, and it was always confusing to me, Why'd you hire him? Why does there need to be a sports angle, a sports tie? Why can't Dan just talk about something that he's passionate about?
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The Big Suey: That's a Bar
Let's not forget that Taylor once texted Mac Brown that Mac Brown should be fired from UNC. That is not a real story.
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The Big Suey: That's a Bar
It was on accident. Somebody had said he meant to text his buddy, Mac should be out of here, and he sent it to Mac Brown.
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The Big Suey: That's a Bar
I got my old UNC coaches mixed up. That's my bad. That one's on me.
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The Big Suey: That's a Bar
By the way, we're pushing back that he actually is a meathead. There's no doubt his voice sounds like a meathead, but he's not a meathead. I'm a meathead.
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The Big Suey: That's a Bar
I believe he's just signing them. We will not be selling Stugatz books there. If you have a Stugatz book, bring it. He'll sign it. We will be selling coloring books, signed coloring books at the watch party this Sunday. It's at Dolphin Mall, Vivo, 1 p.m. game time. The event is from 12 to 5. God bless football. A bunch of the crew will be out there. Come on out.
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The Big Suey: That's a Bar
Was that better than yesterday, Dan? Yes, thank you. My energy, thank you.
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The Big Suey: That's a Bar
No, I'm not hurt at all by that, actually. He does seem insulted that we, like, offered makeup to him, though.
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The Big Suey: That's a Bar
He's just like, I don't need makeup. Look at me. I'm like, you look good.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Of those couple of seasons, would you classify any of them as great? 2020 he had 51 receptions, 742 yards and 6 touchdowns. Is that not great? That's okay tight end numbers.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Well, that's what we were saying with the Falcons last year, remember? We're like, yeah, Belichick's interviewing the Falcons. And then they're like, come in for a second one. And they're like, no, thank you. Yeah. Who is interviewing who?
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Eric Bien-Ami, sehr ruhig, er ist aus UCLA als OC. Wir sind drei Jahre entfernt von ihm. Er wird der nächste Hauptcoach sein, den jeder will. Er hat keine Hauptcoaching-Jobs. Dann geht er aus Kansas City nach Washington. Kansas City sah nicht richtig aus. Wir sagten, hey... Maybe this is an Eric Biennemi thing. Kansas City goes on to win the Super Bowl. He's over at UCLA and now he's out at UCLA.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Well, no, he keeps losing coordinator jobs. So like we all thought, hey, it seems like a perfect fit as a head coach, but now he's losing his coordinator jobs.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
It also isn't like the Patriot system, right? Where the Patriots, you'd leave, then their coordinator, the replaced, you would leave because he'd get a head coaching job and then you'd come right back. Matt Nagy, I think, knows. First of all, no one's looking around saying, wow, Kansas City, we need to take Matt Nagy back from the Chiefs. We need to make him our head coach.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
So I don't think he's going anywhere. So it's not even like Eric Bien-Ami is going to come back and get his old job as Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator, I don't think.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Let me tell you something. When Spags came in and we saw him, that was a happy man. It may have just been the bye week. That was a happy man. That's a man. He does not need the stresses of being a head coach at this point in his life. Hey, be happy with the situation you're in, Spags. Granted, I know you probably have that itch. You want to go out there.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
It didn't work the first time around, but like Spags, come on. We know you. We were together for 25 minutes probably. We know you. Take it easy, man. You deserve it. Pick your feet up. Don't do the head coaching thing. You don't need that in your life.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Exactly right. And the whole sneaking off to the bathroom to take notes like you were doing in the off week against the 49ers. Look at the 49ers now. What a waste that was. You know what I mean? You should have just enjoyed the day with Dolores or whatever your wife's name is. Right. Head coach, you have no time for Dolores, whatever your wife's name is. No time.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
No time for Dolores or whatever your wife's name is.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Collect some rings. Then if Patrick, you know, when he's on his way out or if he gets hurt or whatever, that's when you make the jump. You know what I mean? But until then, enjoy the time with Dolores or whatever her name is.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Entschuldige, Mike Golick. Und wir entschuldigen Maria, nicht Dolores.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Du hast es gemacht. Ich war mit dem Bett zusammen. Mike, große Tag. Haben sie dir noch gesagt?
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Tis the season, Mike Golik. We have for you... Our first of two BCS rankings on the year.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
And we're back. And he meant this one. He meant this one.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
So we're jumping right into this. Wow, Mike. Okay. It is a big season in the BCS, as everybody knows. It's the Billy C for Michael and Stugatz rankings. The BCS. And, uh... Wir hatten dieses Jahr Veränderungen in den Playoffs, in den College Football Playoffs und auch in den BCS. Die College Football Playoffs haben sich, wie jeder weiß, auf zwölf Teams geändert.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Der BCS hat zuerst eine Veränderung gemacht. Für den BCS in den letzten ein paar Saisen waren es sechs Teams. Jetzt sind es große Veränderungen mit der Veränderung des CFP. Der BCS hat gesagt, wir schauen uns das an. Und wir haben es gemacht. Und wir haben auch eine Veränderung gemacht. Wir haben uns verabschiedet. Unser Playoff dieses Jahr sind drei Teams.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
1 kriegt einen Buy an die Champions-League. Es wird bestimmt, wer den Buy bekommt, aber es sind drei Teams.
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Nein, nein, nein. Wir haben einen Initial-Rank.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Danke, Mikey. Mikey kriegt es. Nein.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Na, um zu entscheiden. Schau, das ist nicht das letzte BCS-Ranking noch. Das ist das penultimative, das initiale und penultimative BCS-Ranking auf der Saison. Ich habe mich verletzt, Billy.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
What did you have him doing?
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
We're efficient. We don't want to dilly-dally. You know, some of these ranking systems go out there and they'll just throw teams against the wall and see what sticks, knowing we're just going to move around, up, down, all around as the season goes on. Not us, no. We take this serious. This is serious business.
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Yeah, we've trimmed the fat out of it.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So as it always goes, Mike, we have our three teams that are in right now, and then we have an OLI and an OOLI, so that you know who's still in the mix headed into championship weekend.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
something like that you know by the way we're presented by smirnoff we do game days please drink responsibly the smirnoff company new york new york also presented by smirnoff our watch along this sunday it's going to be a vivo at dolphin mall mikey is coming down so that's going to be there i'm going to be there some people from the levitard show are going to be there pass on by we're going to be there from one to five ish but try to get there a little early if you want to find some parking because it is holiday time and it is a mall so it will probably be busy but uh
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All right. Mikey, you want to kick us off with the first team?
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Yeah, we start as always with number one. Number one for now.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
But they lead the country in it. And they're the only one. If you need him, he's there, Mike. Are you saying Texas shouldn't be number two?
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Wir geben also eine Transparenz, die das CFP-Komitee nicht gibt. Und wir geben dir unsere Gründe. Und unsere Gründe sind nicht gut genug, auch wenn die Mannschaft da ist und du sagst, dass es die richtige Mannschaft ist. Aber sie sind 11-1, nicht nur wegen des Arches.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Einige von diesen 11 sind A.
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Ja. Gibt es ein Team mit 18% von ihren Gewinnen wegen von Arch?
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
How do you feel about Texas Toast? You just said Texas too. You reminded me of Texas Toast. I'm a fan. Who doesn't love Texas Toast? All right, Mike. Number three in the country out of the Big Ten. Yeah. The Indiana Hoosiers. Congratulations.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Remember, this is not the final rankings. This is the penultimate rankings. And while Indiana doesn't play, there might be a shakeup here. You never know. But at the moment, Indiana...
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Who's who? The Hoosiers. God bless football, Mike.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Who's who? The Hoosiers. Space it out. Rest in peace, Alex Trebek. Of course.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Well, just the three. Let's move on to four. We're getting bogged down.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Number four is... First OLI team, Mike, as you guys just said. I'm not sure if you caught it. Outside looking in.
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Dolphins Jets must lose for the Jets, I believe. Mikey A. and Stugatz are calling this one. So let's see if they can lose together. Also presented by Smirnoff. Our weekly fantasy contest. Just go to dkng.co.smirnoff if you want to compete against us. You can win some money. Mikey didn't win any money last week. Our friend Tom is from the show who does some videos and social stuff.
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Ten and two out of the SEC, the Georgia Bulldogs.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
They were a favorite headed into the season. Impressive, the past couple of seasons. People said, you know what, this is the biggest team in the country. No one can fight them. Unfortunately, Mike, B-L-T-O-M-S-K-T-O-B-A-Q-L-T-A-K-T-A. Bad loss to Ole Miss should keep them out. But... Qualitätsverlust in Alabama hält sie wach. Ja. Also lass mich dich fragen.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Wir werden sehen. Wir werden sehen, wie es sich auswirkt. TWT Mike, Zeit wird sagen.
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GBF- Dolores and the Penultimate BCS
Well, it depends who else wins and loses. You're playing What If, and that's my game. That's a different game. Don't look now, another game, too.
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And there's still, you know, there's the Oregon of it, too.
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He finished in the money last week, which is exciting for him. I thought I was going to finish in the money. I actually thought, because I had the rare lot of 4 o'clock starters. I was in like the mid 100s. I was like in the mid 100s at 1 o'clock and I was like, oh boy. Wenn es um 4 Uhr kommt, kommt die 2-Lane-Grün-Wave. Ich habe niemanden, der auf der 2-Lane war.
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Yeah, number eight. Let's get to eight first. Mikey A., go ahead. I think you're going to like this number eight, Mike.
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Das war der einzige Team, der das gemacht hat.
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Okay, hier geht's. Nummer 10. Und das ist der letzte. Wir werden nicht mit 25 Teams verpasst, wie die CFP das macht. Denn 25 Teams sind nicht in der Mischung. Aber es sind 10 Teams in der Mischung. Der letzte Team, der draußen schaut. Nummer 10. 11-1. Aus dem Nichts. Die Notre Dame gegen den Irischen. Wow, sie sind in.
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Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Sie sind in. Hier ist ein großer Grund, warum... Hier ist ein großer Grund, warum, Mike, und das ist nicht debattierbar oder debattierbar in irgendeinem Sinne. Sie fielen bis zu Nummer 10, weil sie ein großartiges Rekord haben. Also sind sie in den Top 10.
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Hier ist, warum sie Nummer 10 sind. T-H-T-A-S. Sie hassen die Armübungen.
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Notre Dame würde höher sein, wenn sie mehr Verluste an Arm-Service-Teams hätten. Sie würden die Buy-Week direkt an die National-Championship bekommen. Möglicherweise.
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Ist es, weil du L.U. liebst? Wahrscheinlich. Wahrscheinlich.
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Ich wollte nur sagen, dass eine Wave kommt. Und ich war going to jump all the way up to first place, because I stacked my roster. I stacked my roster with the big names. All of them did nothing. I finished in the mid-100s. It was a very disappointing 4 o'clock slate for me. Anyways, Dan Campbell, huh?
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At the moment. For now. This is penultimate, remember. There are things you can do, Mike.
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Remember, Army still has a game to play and they're number 4.
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Possibly, we're not there yet. Yeah, we're not there yet. We're also assuming that like wins are wins.
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So like Oregon winning and Texas winning means what exactly? We'll find out next week. It's just a number. There's different ways of winning games.
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Die Zeit wird sagen. Das war ein großer Schritt.
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Und ich meine das wirklich nicht in einer guten Weise.
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I thought that we lost this version of Dan Campbell when we were settling for field goal wins earlier in the year. Lo and behold, Dan Campbell is back going for it in field goal range. Tie game, fourth and inches when he can easily kick a field goal. Jared Goff then trips and falls, almost botches that play. Everyone was shocked that they actually ran a play.
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I kind of feel like that's where he's going to say is they had a chance to stop him from planting that flag during the game.
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Mike, what do you do if the team tries to plant the American flag? Oh, you let them. They ban the flag planting, but then they go and they're like, you know what? I see a flag over there, Old Glory. They plant the American flag. We know what happens at Notre Dame if they plant the American flag. They go and they just push the people over. They stomp all over.
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Ich muss sagen, dass ich mich ein bisschen ungewohnt fühle mit der Art und Weise, wie Mikey sich mit diesem Michigan-Hat auf Kyle vorstellt, wenn ich ganz ehrlich sein muss. Wir alle feiern etwas!
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Manche könnten auch argumentieren, dass, als Kyle weg war, er sich selbst mit einem Michigan-Hat ausgesetzt hat. Etwa.
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They just assumed he was trying to get them to jump off sides. And then... You know, we survived that one. Let's run it again one more, just to put it right in the spot where we want, on the field for a field goal, where anything could have happened there. You could have botched a snap, you could have turned, like, anything could have happened, but credit to Dan Campbell, because he won. But...
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Yeah, I feel like he might cost them one. I feel like we might be headed towards a repeat of last year's playoffs where we get a little overly aggressive and we end up costing our team a game.
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Kyle, wie unterschiedlich ist die Portal-Erfahrung, wenn man aus der Hochschule rekrutiert wird?
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So you're coming off one of your biggest wins. You eliminated Miami from the playoffs, essentially. A team that maybe slighted you, maybe didn't slight you. Now, when do you focus on the draft? Because you have a bowl game coming up. Is that something that you focus on after the bowl game?
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Or like, not to put you in a difficult spot, but do you say, you know what, maybe the bowl game isn't the right decision. Let me focus on the draft, not risk injury, anything like that. Where's your head at with all of that?
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Kyle, versuche es so viel wie du kannst. Ich sage dir, schau, ob wir ein extra Jahr irgendwo finden, ein Covid-Jahr, ein Redshirt-Jahr oder so etwas. Entferne die Schule so lange wie du kannst. Ja, du kannst ein First-Round-Draft-Pick sein, aber auch das kann ein Jahr dauern. Du wirst nicht wieder in die Schule gehen. Du willst nicht aus der Schule gehen, weil das ist, wo das echte Wort beginnt.
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Hold on a second. Kyle, is this like, I'm a top athlete. I can't put that in my body. Is this one of those situations? I can't drink soda.
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Oh, no. Kyle, you're amongst two other Jets fans.
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Well, I have good news for you, Kyle. They may be looking for a quarterback in the draft. Dreams might come true here.
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Nein, die kommen einfach zurück und sagen, wir müssen gewinnen, weil Fran riecht wie ***.
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Oh wait, hold on a second. He didn't change clothes either?
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Also at 12-1, you do have the luxury too of like, eh, if they botch it, okay, whatever. We lost one and that's the game that Stugatz has been saying they should lose for a while now. Even though you don't want to lose to the Packers.
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That's a big game. And by the way, Great game. We thought early on, me and Mikey were talking, we thought, oh, this one's a stinker. This is just a Thursday night. This one's going to get away from them in the first half. Classic. Tale of two halves yesterday. Yes.
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Es ist wie eine scharfe Cheddar-Honey-BBQ. Oh, das klingt gut.
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Du hast einen geflavorenten Chip. Du hast ein Radio-Show.
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Du hast noch nie Pizza probiert.
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God bless football, Stugatz. I was hoping you were going to say God bless football, Fuentes, even though we know he's not even in the Zoom. Even though we know he's not even in the Zoom. That game. Packers-Lions, huh? What a game. The Tim Patrick game, some are calling it.
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You know what? Mikey's convinced me. Some would say that this game against the Bills and this is a rare one. Some would say that this game against the Bills is a pull out all the stops game. I would say leave some stops in. Leave some stops for the Super Bowl. Leave a stop or two.
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Leave a stop or two in there, so then come Super Bowl time, they're like, man, last time we played McDermott's there and he's looking at game, I was like, man, they pulled out all the stops in the regular season, week 14, 15, whatever. And Dan Campbell, come Super Bowl time, if this is indeed the matchup, boom, here's a new stop. Boom, here's a new stop. Boom, boom, boom.
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Stops are back in play that we thought were pulled out during the regular season. Mikey? While it is a statement game, and while some think this might be a pull-out-all-the-stops game, this might be a stop game. Might be a stop game and might be a loss that then turns it into a revenge game.
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Hold on a second. But Buffalo is also telling their team the same thing. So this may actually be a stinker of a game where it's just full of stops. Both teams are putting stops in left and right because both teams want to have that Super Bowl revenge game. I think this could be a game potentially. Call me crazy. I think that this Lions-Bill game could be a game. Neither team wants to win.
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Neither team wants to win this one.
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How do we get to next week already? Time flies when you're having fun, man. That's what that game did. Start looking ahead to the calendar.
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Yeah, but we do have a great championship weekend in college, but if we're being honest, kind of a stinker of a week of NFL games. The Sunday night game's okay, but the other game, eh, what's the big game we want to watch? It was this one.
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Yeah, but one of them already passed. So we're already moved on to next week.
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I mean, Cowboys Bengals on Monday. No, thank you. Is that that's the Simpsons game, right?
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I guess. But like, aside from that, I don't even see a four o'clock game that I care about. I mean, there's Chargers. There's Chargers.
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The Bears kind of stink. They're out of it.
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4 o'clock slate, we're saying. Yeah, we're talking 4 o'clock. Everybody knows 1 o'clock is locked up. Keep an eye on the Panthers, by the way.
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I took them in sticky guts. I hate that we all agree. Oh, sorry. Oh, you know that means they're getting just...
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No, but I'm saying the fact that we all agree on it means that it's not going to happen.
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Right. Oh mein Gott, was ist das?
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Belichick is not going to coach there.
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Here's what I say if I'm the Bears. Have fun.
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I don't think he wants the Bears job. What job does he want? I don't think he's in a position... The Cowboys?
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Okay, can we... At what point... Hold on a second. At what point do we question? I guess it's happened, but at what point do we sit down and seriously question? You got lucky with Brady. That was lucky, right? He didn't see anything there. That was just, we need a quarterback in case Drew gets hurt. Who's still on the board? Oh, Michigan man. Okay, let's get that guy. But lucky, right? Well,
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Hey, can we start a movement right now? I'm getting emotional.
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I'm good. Can we start a movement right now? Sure. As a show. There's an opening down here in South Florida. FIU is looking for a coach. I think the funniest thing ever would be Bill Belichick coming to coach FIU. Recruit him. I'm getting emotional. Just thinking about it.
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So you want Ray Lewis? I would take Bill Belichick over Ray Lewis.
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He had a couple of seasons.
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Ich meine, wenn Belichick nicht... Belichick und Pitbull. Lass mich dir eine Frage stellen. Glaubst du... Wow, was für eine Kombination wäre das, wenn sie zusammen auf der Bühne wären? Belichick und Pitbull zusammen auf der Bühne. Oh mein Gott. Glaubst du, dass Belichick sich zu deinem Haus zu rekrutieren, als 18-Jähriger, ein Positiv ist? Du denkst dir, oh mein Gott, es ist Bill Belichick.
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Du denkst dir, was ist das? Ich weiß nicht, ob ich für diesen Mann spielen möchte.
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The Patriot way doesn't seem like it would work with the NIL environment going on right now.
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No, the idea that all of these dictator coaches are running for the hills and like, I gotta get out now before I get exposed. And then Belichick's like, now is the perfect time to get in the game, makes no sense whatsoever. This might be the worst fake leverage I've ever seen in my entire life.
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But either way, there's something there that we're not getting when we just say, oh, my God, I can't believe it was just Anthony Davis in one pick.
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No deal. No, that's when Rich Paul picks up the phone and calls LeBron. He doesn't call Bronny, by the way. He calls LeBron. I'm going to call his father. See you later, man. Good talking to you. All right. Kanye tweeted about it, by the way. That's how big a deal this was. You guys realize that?
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Kanye was in the middle of a rant, and then midway through, he's like, I don't watch sports, but apparently Luka just got traded. That's to tell you that this deal was so big, it cut through the sphere of ignorance. That surrounds Kanye West. And I mean that term in every way.
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Yes. His ignorance was pierced by this deal. Look, Miles Garrett ain't moving that needle like that.
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I honestly thought it was a baseball player. I was like, what baseball player? Did something happen in baseball where they got this guy coming on? I thought maybe, I don't know, maybe New Marlin or something.
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Well, first, I'd like to start off by calling you an absolute fraud because there's no way you go to the bathroom for number two and you're not on your phone. What are you doing? You're just alone with your thoughts during that time?
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A newspaper, maybe. If you told me, oh, wait, I still pick up the paper. No, there are books in the bathroom. There are physical books. Okay. Okay. I stand corrected. You're rereading these books? Have you finished them? Do they get new books? I'm in the middle of like seven different books.
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I mean, go ahead, please. OK, so, you know, obviously I got notified of this and my buddy who let me know said this is the biggest trade in NBA history. And I wanted to fight back and say, no, no, that's not true. We're just being prisoners of the moment. I thought about it like.
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This is the biggest trade in NBA history because we've never had two superstar players in their primes, and Anthony Davis, yes, is still in his prime, getting traded for one another midseason like that, let alone completely caught off guard for the entirety of the league. I want to thank...
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Rob Palenka and Nico Harrison for showing everybody that you don't have to whisper, hey, I think we're about to do this deal. You should go out and tweet and see what the public thinks. No. Do your business behind closed doors. All these leaks that we've accepted as this is just how things are nowadays in the internet age. Nope. There are still people who can keep secrets.
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And by the way, you know who one of those people are? Danny Ainge. Because he was the third person in this deal. Danny Ainge made this happen by being that... kind of stowaway zone where Jalen Hood Schifino ends up.
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I think this is the part where it gets complicated. It gets tricky. Because when you have a 25-year-old face of the franchise, maybe perhaps one of the faces of the league, cornerstone superstar player, It's not like dangling, you know, Duncan Robinson in a deal, where it's like, oh, my name's in the rumors. Like, ah, you'll be fine. It doesn't work like that.
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That is, you only get one shot of trading a guy like that.
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Because also, if, let's say the Lakers had said no, or if they had gotten to a place where the deal wasn't going to get made, You want to be able to walk back into that workplace and not be super freaking awkward because you tried to trade the face of the franchise. The need for secrecy means you cannot go around talking to a bunch of people.
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And when you think about it in that regard, I understand. Apparently they talked to two teams. One of them was the Lakers. We don't know what the other team is. My theory is it's Milwaukee and it's Giannis Antetokounmpo. That's, as I look through the caliber of players where this deal would work for Dallas.
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listening to what Nico Harris is saying he prioritized in coming back in this deal, and then a superstar that you had to have believed might be available.
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Denver with Jokic, San Antonio with Wemenyama, Milwaukee with Giannis. Look, I think Golden State probably says no with Steph, even though we'll say, well, Steph is 35 and this kid is 25 and that's 10 more years. I don't think you can... crater your franchise in that way. And then there's another level of this, Dan, where it's like, I'll say no because I don't think Luka will stay.
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And I think Milwaukee is one of those places. Milwaukee knows that Giannis doesn't have a problem with the market. He doesn't have a problem with the weather. He doesn't have a problem with the lack of endorsements. Giannis' big issue in Milwaukee, if he has one, is when are we going to win another championship?
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And so to have that and know all of those things is way more important than the unknown of maybe Luka will like it, maybe he won't. And so I think that there's a little bit of that at play as well. LeBron knows nothing. LeBron is at dinner and learns at dinner. Yeah. So like that, this is where it gets really complicated. He learned it at dinner. I don't believe LeBron learned from the Internet.
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I just don't believe that if the deal is done and the deal was done in the middle of the game, as I was told, they consummated that deal. Pretty much they agreed to the final terms in the middle of that game. Rich Paul had known for 48 hours at that point once it's a done deal. I think Rich tells LeBron. Maybe LeBron found out during dinner from Rich.
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I do, and I think, Dan, for you, you have a very bad habit. I've got to call you out on this. You lump Rich, LeBron, and Maverick together all the time. They are separate people. They're involved in separate business ventures. Sometimes they collaborate. Sometimes they don't. So in making a point about Rich Paul and LeBron, you said, and they're looking for $5 billion to invest in a rival.
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No, that's Maverick's thing. That's not Rich's thing, and that's not LeBron's thing. But these are lifelong... But wait a minute. I mean... Dan, Dan, should I associate...
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I think Rich Paul is a professional. He takes his job very seriously. And as such, I think he does look out for his client, Anthony Davis, over his friend LeBron James in that instance. Especially because the other part of this is not like they traded Anthony Davis for, again, something else. Let me stop picking on him, but like Duncan Robinson and Haywood Highsmith, right?
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Hold on, hold on. Do you think that LeBron benefited more from Anthony Davis than Anthony Davis benefited from getting traded to the Lakers to play with LeBron? Is that what you're implying?
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Dan, you're not answering my question. I'm asking you, do you think LeBron James benefited more in his life, his career, his legacy from the addition of Anthony Davis than vice versa, than Anthony Davis benefited from getting to leave New Orleans to go be a Laker and play with LeBron James? I do not. Okay, so it wasn't about helping LeBron. Sure, LeBron got helped.
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Sure, LeBron's interests were served. But it was about helping Anthony Davis. Rich Paul was servicing his client, Anthony Davis, in that regard, getting him out of a situation for a franchise that wasn't winning, from a small market, to play with a superstar... who was going to help elevate Anthony Davis. And as we look at it now, Anthony Davis is a top 75 player.
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Does that happen if he doesn't go to the Lakers? Because LeBron's still top 75. LeBron's still considered one of the greatest. We're still having LeBron versus Jordan arguments if Anthony Davis never goes to the Lakers. But is the opposite true? Does Anthony Davis get to be a top 75 player if he doesn't leave New Orleans?
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So on Basketball Illuminati, Ben Goliver just talked about Kyrie Irving being a Trojan horse. We're the ones that elevated to, and that's how Luka gets to be a Laker. And that episode dropped on February 23rd of 2023, I want to say. It was right after the All-Star game. And our whole theory about it was LeBron, me and George Sedano came up with this years ago on LA Radio.
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When LeBron first became a Laker... We warned the audience, the Los Angeles audience, hey, this guy doesn't leave breadcrumbs. He leaves whole loaves of bread. And so Tom and I and Anthony Mays, we went back and we looked at like the all-star drafts because LeBron leaves whole loaves of bread. Who does he draft high in these all-star drafts? It tells you who he likes, who he really wants.
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He took Anthony Davis number one overall in 2020 when Anthony Davis was a Pelican. There you go. That's a flag up. Now, Andy Davis is his teammate. He takes him number one in each one of these drafts. But the next pick he takes is Luka Doncic. And so we made that connection there. We read the tea leaves. We connected the dots. We kept our third eye open.
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And so two years ago, we predicted that Luka Doncic would be a Dallas.
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I am not. So Bomani said it best. we need to stop pretending like Anthony Davis is Dale Davis, which is a great call, great pull by Bomani. He's right. This is an elite defensive player, all defensive team perennial, who is also an elite offensive player.
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There are not too many players in the league that we can say with certainty this guy is both all NBA and all defensive team every year, barring injury or something like that. I'm just telling you, With regards to who helped who, LeBron helped Anthony Davis way more in terms of his legacy and how he's looked at than vice versa.
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All of it. There's something the Mavericks know about Luka that they're not telling us. There is something there that we don't, and I'm not saying it's like, oh, it's medical or it's physical. It might just be they felt strongly that he's not going to stay. And this isn't the first time we've had this. It's going to sound like a ridiculous comparison given what happened afterward.
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But once upon a time, Dan, Darren Williams was looked at as him and Chris Paul, who was the best point guard in the league. He was a franchise player. And the Jazz in the middle of the night, traded him to Brooklyn. We didn't even know he was available. And he had like a year and a half or two years left on his deal.
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So it wasn't even one of those, he's going to read a feed and we got to get something for him. And at the time the Utah jazz said, look, We are not confident that this guy is going to stay. And if he's not going to stay, we don't want to wait until we lose the leverage. We want to go out there and do the deal that we want to do ahead of time. And so they moved them.
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This is like that times a million. And so for me, I'm thinking about that part of it. There's that part of it. Is it a Darren Williams thing where it's like, we got to get out ahead of this? Or is this a... And this is an extreme example, again, Zion Williamson thing, right? Think about Zion Williamson after like his second year.
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if the pelicans were like he's great he's awesome he's this is an elite talent but i don't know i think we're going to be stuck in this cycle of him never getting in shape and and then you know playing and getting in shape and then playing great and then getting hurt again and then he's out of shape and we have to pay him all of this money and our franchise is stagnant because it all hinges on whether this guy is ever going to take that part of it seriously
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if the the pelicans had made the decision in year two we would have killed them for trading him now we look at it and we look at the crater that is new orleans And we're like, yeah, kind of in retrospect, hitching your sails to this guy may have hamstrung you from building something complete. And I look at Dallas and I'm saying maybe that's part of the equation as well.