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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Boxing Is The Worst, Dude

Mon, 18 Nov 2024

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Nick Wright is bothering Dan about Buffalo Bills fans celebrating like they won the Super Bowl after beating the Kansas City Chiefs and Dan says he doesn't know anybody else like him in sports media that always wants to be heard. The gang gets deeper into the NFL weekend including glitching that Dan experienced with his RedZone that nobody else seems to have experienced. The Detroit Lions are just going to embarrass every team in the league, huh? How many chinstraps were needed for the game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Baltimore Ravens? After some football talk, the crew discusses the "cataclysmic" fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson that took place over the weekend. Where does Jake Paul go from here? What would happen if Greg Cote and Chris fought? What was the last Canelo fight you watched? And most importantly, why was Mike Tyson's ass on Netflix? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Why are Buffalo Bills fans celebrating prematurely?

0.973 - 18.928 Roy

Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table.

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19.268 - 42.509 Roy

A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great.

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42.649 - 52.573 Roy

Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister.

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53.013 - 57.955 Mike

Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.

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58.156 - 79.503 Roy

Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?

79.603 - 81.883 Tony

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

Chapter 2: What issues did Dan experience with RedZone?

99.484 - 99.984 Tony

Cuervo.

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100.244 - 102.746 Roy

The tequila that invented tequila.

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104.828 - 105.268 Tony

Cuervo.

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106.269 - 120.58 Dan Le Batard

Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...

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121.46 - 130.273 Chris Cote

Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

133.971 - 148.18 Unknown

Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

148.32 - 156.185 Tony

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?

156.325 - 162.009 Unknown

I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

163.146 - 191.734 Tony

I don't know how many people like this you guys have met in your life in this business, a personality type that is particular, that no matter where it is that they are on the text string, on the phone, on their show, they're doing show. They're always on, and they want their opinions heard everywhere. Nick Wright has texted me because he wants everyone to hear this opinion of his.

Chapter 3: Which teams are dominating the NFL this season?

249.627 - 254.19 Unknown

That's business. He's just, like, awkwardly pacing the house. That's what he does when he watches football games. Taking care of business.

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254.27 - 262.136 Tony

I came in today, and this is what it is that Solomon Wilcox had to say. That's C-O-T-S.

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262.236 - 263.097 Chris Cote

He's still at it, huh?

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263.137 - 277.668 Tony

He's still at it. I told you. It's coffee with a side of football in the morning. He said yesterday, listen to me. This is important because I don't think you guys know it. You knew it when you were watching, possibly. It came off of the screen on you.

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277.828 - 277.989 Jessica

Hmm.

278.769 - 304.202 Tony

But, Jessica, Wilcott said that Ravens-Steelers? Two-chin strap game. Oh, wow. Not one, but two. Two-chin strap game. Now, at one point I saw Zay Flowers was hit in the mouthpiece that he wears outside of his mouth. I think it seemed like he was wearing two of them outside of his mouth. He got hit by a laser beam by Lamar Jackson that he dropped on third down. Right in the face, yeah.

304.262 - 309.125 Tony

Yeah, but it was a two-chin strap game. That game was more violent than the other football games.

311.126 - 316.87 Billy

Did you see the interception that Peyton Wilson had? The linebacker. That play was insane.

316.89 - 318.511 Chris Cote

Not really sure it was an interception.

Chapter 4: What happened during the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight?

422.797 - 428.44 Roy

Wait a minute. Historically, analytics people hate the end zone fade. I can't stand it.

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428.52 - 429.621 Nick Wright

Good. See, I didn't know that.

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429.741 - 434.663 Roy

Yeah, but there are a couple of guys, like you throw an end zone fade to DK Metcalf, the math changes a little bit.

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434.823 - 442.345 Nick Wright

Right, but the field is working against you. You're throwing literally to a little corner. It's a terrible play, in my opinion.

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442.526 - 454.81 Tony

I understand why you don't like it, why other people don't like it, and why analytics don't like it. But man, in goal line situations, when the choice a quarterback and a coach can make is...

455.47 - 470.017 Tony

It's one-on-one over there, and I'm going to trust my guy to be bigger, stronger, and faster than your guy because we pay the wide receivers better than we pay the cornerbacks, and a disaster's not going to happen. I'm unlikely to get an interception in that spot.

470.397 - 483.444 Tony

I'm going to take one shot that feels like better than 50-50 to me because I've got my athlete being more of an athlete than your athlete. I feel like that math is being done all over the field in hunting mismatches.

483.524 - 502.374 Roy

No one has more data than these head coaches. I'm sure there's a way to quantify the success rate if I throw it one-on-one to Steve Smith. But to my original point of calling players, I'll be playing the probabilities that my guy, my DK Metcalf, my Steve Smith, my Cooper Cup is going to be better than your guy trying to stop him in this moment.

502.691 - 515.92 Billy

You know why Russell Wilson threw that interception in the red zone? Why? Because he could hear everyone today saying the Steelers won that game without scoring a touchdown. And he was desperate to not get three out of that drive. Well, they didn't because he turned it over.

Chapter 5: Is boxing losing its credibility?

618.297 - 629.544 Nick Wright

The other franchise hasn't won an NFL title since 1957. That's going to be an ideal Super Bowl match. If we get to it. Yeah. Right. Right. Big if. But is there a better likely matchup right now than that?

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629.744 - 638.732 Roy

I don't think so. I'm going to look it up, but I think probably the worst odds that you would get on a Super Bowl matchup would be Lions-Chiefs, even with last night's result.

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638.813 - 639.854 Nick Wright

I'd be curious. Look that up.

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640.714 - 644.738 Tony

I think that what has... They'll be on it. You don't have to tell them.

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645.759 - 646.32 Nick Wright

Friendly advice.

646.34 - 646.54 Chris Cote

Yeah.

649.222 - 670.129 Tony

I'm curious. I don't know how this went over with everyone in the crew. I don't know if you guys were having glitching problems with your red zone yesterday because a lot of people were making the glitching hour jokes. You don't want your witching hour distorted by buffering or by seizing.

670.65 - 684.925 Tony

The things that I have found interesting about the revolution, Stugatz, of how it is that customers consume sports content, the streamers getting in the game for sports and live sports changes everything.

685.305 - 704.802 Tony

And I am legitimately surprised that there is not more glitchiness in the transition because I didn't think that Amazon would just be able to up and get a football game up with all of those cameras and everything you need to happen so that nobody notices that you're doing it for the first time. There's gotta be some tripping around, some stumbling around.

Chapter 6: What was the outcome of the fight between Tyson and Paul?

862.713 - 884.64 Tony

But I will tell you, Chris Cody, early on as I'm watching, and Mike Tyson doesn't throw a single uppercut, Jake Paul is wise to let an old man's legs get old by simply avoiding him early. And there he just gets tired because It is an impossible emotional fatigue and drain to go up into that fight to fight again over your fears and everything.

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885.02 - 903.224 Tony

A lot of legs are giving, no matter what your stamina level is, because the fear grabs your legs. And the fact that Jake Paul knew enough to stay away from him early and the fact that I never saw an uppercut from Mike Tyson, never saw one throughout the fight because he wasn't close enough to do it. You knew early on.

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903.705 - 908.121 Tony

That there wasn't going to be anything in his legs if Jake Paul could just keep him away for a couple of rounds.

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909.423 - 931.389 Roy

Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff.

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931.689 - 953.513 Roy

Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.

953.953 - 958.014 Roy

Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold.

958.254 - 961.515 Mike

And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.

961.894 - 969.799 Roy

Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York.

973.401 - 978.024 Don Levitard

Don Levitard. Imagine if someone told you you couldn't have a Corvette. Stugatz.

Chapter 7: How did Netflix handle the live event broadcasting?

1055.016 - 1063.342 Roy

I thought it was 100% manufactured. They were trying to make a moment and do exactly what it did. For those people that weren't watching, have something on the internet that reminds you this event's happening.

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1063.542 - 1085.132 Nick Wright

I have a feeling if Christopher, under any circumstances, interviewing me and I'm, you know, bottomless, he's going to say, Dad, put on some pants. Right. You know, like, is it that inconvenient to put on some pants? You're going to ask Mike Tyson in that spot to put on some pants? Hey, you know, the sun. Hey, Dad, please. Just, you know, a pair of pants. But I didn't feel cheated.

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1085.392 - 1094.919 Nick Wright

Look, it was a totally lopsided fight. They had to have a split decision to create any impetus for a rematch, and it was not even close to a split decision. Rematch?

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1094.939 - 1096.06 Tony

It's not going to be a rematch.

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1096.14 - 1113.532 Nick Wright

Like I just said, if you were listening, a split decision, and there would have been impetus for a rematch. When you have a unanimous decision... There's nothing. It just dies. But the reason I didn't feel cheated is that anybody who had Netflix was watching it for free. It's not like I paid 70 bucks for pay-per-view.

1113.552 - 1135.015 Tony

Okay, you might not have felt cheated. I'm thinking that most people felt cheated by that. I don't think the event ends up meeting the expectations of whatever it is people thought they were going to get for four and a half hours of live programming. It's very difficult. But the test... What they pulled off successfully is, because this part's just crazy to me. It really is.

1136.462 - 1149.314 Tony

We're headed toward a duopoly in Hollywood. It just sort of seems like you've got Amazon and Netflix fighting to become whatever the future of television is with all of the money in the world to throw at the investment.

1149.654 - 1171.376 Tony

How do I get 60 million people around their television the way that it only happened when we had three networks and it was like the season finale of MASH or Cheers or Friends or whatever it is that... Or Dallas. Well, it wouldn't be Friends because that was after three networks, but there used to be a time. Look up for me, please. What gets a number of 60 million?

1171.396 - 1192.116 Tony

You may not believe the number from Netflix. You're welcome to question all of the ratings in the modern age. I don't know what's accurate anymore either, but... Netflix is saying that this is an unprecedented record-breaking success. They're just now getting into live sports. They're just now beginning to change what this entire model is.

Chapter 8: What can we expect from future boxing events?

1293.88 - 1317.98 Roy

in their defense they did like all of a sudden the paul fight was about to start and it was fixed yeah that was good they have unlimited resources they're they're gonna figure this out they're gonna get more people familiar with live sports broadcasts and i mean the stakes go up for them because they've been doing these things sporadically live activations beginning in january they get monday night raw live every week on their platform they're gonna have to get good at it quick

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1318.16 - 1330.226 Mike

I also don't really get giving them a pass of like, this is their first try, they don't know how to do it. They just buy everybody else that's done it for other networks before, right? It's not like I'm trying to put on a boxing match and figuring it out live.

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1330.246 - 1332.147 Billy

Yeah, I think they're outsourcing the production.

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1332.167 - 1334.428 Mike

Yeah, they have people doing it that do this professionally.

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1334.508 - 1343.315 Billy

I don't think they do have unlimited resources. They're a company that's not going to just spend an unneeded amount of money on something.

1343.335 - 1352.784 Roy

I meant it comparably. But I think that they were doing a lot of unconventional things, be it the manufactured moment with Mike Tyson's ass, which I think was 100% intentional.

1352.844 - 1357.328 Billy

So you think that was 100%? Yes. They were like, let's plan a bit with his ass.

1357.348 - 1372.782 Mike

I don't agree with him on that. You know the worst part about it for me? So, like, I tuned in for, like, not even two minutes. So I tuned in probably around nine, and I saw, like, all the, like, fake graphics that are there. Like, oh, how is this giant person floating in the air? Like, this is weird, right?

1372.802 - 1389.953 Mike

So, like, I tuned in to that, and then I see they're like, tonight we have, and it's, like, all of these fights that come up, and I go... I don't care about boxing. I'm not going to watch four hours of this to see one fight. I don't care about any of these fights. I don't really even care about the main event. Like, just sit around for four hours to watch Mike Tyson hopefully survive?

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