Tony
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
No, I would consider myself a non-confrontational person. That's why it was a tough position, too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, you have no idea, Gemma, by the way. This never happens to me. Like, if I'm out with my friends, no girls are approaching me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I usually repulse women.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Her name's Gemma. We actually met on a dating app. Nice.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah. Sorry, that might have been a little confusing. We went to this Mexican spot, and they have these giant, long, shared table things.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, exactly. We're like sitting with different parties and stuff like that. It's kind of social, you know, people are talking to each other and interacting. But I thought that I was being pretty clear to the rest of the restaurant that me and Gemma are not brother and sister. We were there on a date together.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
No, I don't think so. But it was more like the way we got treated, I guess, because we were I mean, we were flirting. We were doing the whole date thing. And the two girls were kind of across from us. And like I said, it was a social thing. And Gemma at one point got up and she went to the bathroom. And during that time, these two girls came over and sat on either side of me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
and just kind of inserted themselves into the situation oh were they asking about your date like you know i can see like two girls that are out together they're like oh look at they're on a first date let's go mess you know what i mean she thinks it's going bad i think it's going great you let us know was it like i don't know i don't know what it was but when jemma came back to the table she kind of sat
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Not in the seat that they were in, but a little away from me, like across from me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, they stayed there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
They were basically just paying attention to me. They were like laughing at jokes that I was trying to say and stuff like that. So it was weird.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I'm trying to play footsie with her. I'm trying to engage with her and let her know, like, hey, I didn't ask these girls to come over here. They just did it on their own. It's got nothing to do with me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I think the only reason that they were even interested in me to begin with was because I was out with a really attractive girl. And that's the only time that that ever happened to me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, that's a good point.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
They were there for the rest of the date, but we didn't stay much longer. We awkwardly left, and she wasn't really talking to me at the end, and no kiss or anything like that. We just kind of hugged, and yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, well, the girls were right there, so it was hard for me to address it at the table. I just waited until we were in the car, and I apologized for their behavior and said, look, I had nothing to do with me. I'm sorry. It was weird.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
She said she understood, but there wasn't much after that. Yeah. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
It was a weird social situation. So, I mean, I guess I should have asked for a private table, but that was kind of the whole experience of the spot was to do that with other people.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
No, I haven't gotten a response back from her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah. Well, first off, I just want to apologize for what happened. I had nothing to do with them coming over. Obviously, I didn't ask them, but I didn't know what to do, to be honest with you. It was a weird, awkward, like, just, it was our first date. I don't know these people at all.
Dateline NBC
Talking Dateline: The Room Downstairs
I introduce myself. I say, you know, my name is Tony. I'm Sophie's husband. Can I come in and talk to you? He was like, okay, yeah, sure. So I walked in.
Dateline NBC
Talking Dateline: The Room Downstairs
He has to stay a little bit, but, you know, he invited me in.
Dateline NBC
Talking Dateline: The Room Downstairs
That's the end. I'd like to find out what's going on first.
Dateline NBC
Talking Dateline: The Room Downstairs
No, what I gained from the visit, I gained the knowledge of who this person is and how this person's going to behave later on. He's not a bad guy.
Dateline NBC
Talking Dateline: The Room Downstairs
No, he did. And how did she react to that? Of course, she's yelling. And I tell her, you know, I tell her the same thing I'm telling you right now. I don't know how you can...
Dateline NBC
The Room Downstairs
They took me out of there, got into my temples, slammed me against the wall. What the heck?
Dateline NBC
The Room Downstairs
Tony said he wasn't looking to menace Rob or fight him. He just wanted to understand. What do you two talk about? First, we'd like small talk, just family stuff.
Dateline NBC
The Room Downstairs
Yeah, a little bit. He talked about his, I made a comment about his stove. We had a lot in common. We both like foods, obviously. We both love Sophie's.
Dateline NBC
The Room Downstairs
I'm confronting someone who's having a affair with my wife. Might as well see the rest of it.
Dateline NBC
The Room Downstairs
I guess in a way how he treated her. I remember I was... A little upset.
Dateline NBC
The Room Downstairs
Yeah. You took Sophie down here? What the hell is wrong with you? You can't go to a hotel? Before I left, he said, what do you want? I was like, well, I'd like to just stop seeing my wife. What did he say? He said, I can't answer you right now.
Dateline NBC
The Room Downstairs
Well, he is who is more worried, but I think his wife is still living there.
Dateline NBC
The Room Downstairs
Why do you need to ask a friend in Texas for that? It's like a conversation starter. He's in Texas.
Dateline NBC
The Room Downstairs
No, this is something else. Like, oh, yeah, by the way, you're from Texas. Aren't these things a little cheaper over there?
Dateline NBC
11 Minutes
I want to remember Michael the way he was, you know, smiling, having a beer, kicking back with their guitars and just playing music.
Dateline NBC
11 Minutes
You couldn't go around town without him being recognized. He'd worked his way up from paramedic to fire chief and then mayor. Everyone knew him, knew him as a leader.
Spotlight: Snitch City
EPISODE 1: Officer Pastillas
This fisherman, Tony, says he's had multiple run-ins with Santos. And that everyone down here knew the officer by a nickname. Pastillas.
Spotlight: Snitch City
EPISODE 1: Officer Pastillas
He stopped you? Everywhere. Everywhere. When they stopped, when the cops stopped, you know, he said, hey, Jimmy's driving, he's not, you know. He put the windows down and looking for pastillas. What the fuck, man? What are you fucking doing, you know? He's looking for pastillas, you know, just like that, you know. It's incredible, man. Everybody is scared, you know.
Spotlight: Snitch City
EPISODE 1: Officer Pastillas
And he push, oh, you go to the jail, you got a lot of drug, let me know who move drug, let me know who do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
I can put my hand up and say I was wrong.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Um, I can pick my spots if I really wanted to, that I could play.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Oh, and the baby's just chillin', like, allowing you to play games. The first month, obviously, and for the first couple of weeks, they're very tired, Saslo. They sleep a lot. Yeah, they don't move a lot. They sleep a lot. Okay? Und, weißt du, die Mutter hat ein Brot, also... Sie essen, sie schlafen, sie machen ihre Sachen. Honey, ich werde Video-Games spielen, während du ein Brot trinkst.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Ich dachte, ich werde mehr Zeit haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Ich werde das verraten. Aber, ähm, durch die letzten, sie wird jetzt vier Monate sein, äh, am 1. Mai. Du wirst das vermissen. Danke. Was ich nicht vermissen werde, ist, dass sie jetzt anfängt zu weinen. Und jetzt ist mein Leben sehr schwarz und blutig geworden. Wie so? Weil sie wächst? Nein, weil sie sehr blutig ist. Es wird so viel schlimmer werden. Ja, danke, aber es ist jetzt schlimmer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Das ist das Schlimmste, was es je gewesen ist. Es ist bereits schlecht. Es wird schlimmer werden. Ich verstehe das. Aber jetzt ist es schlecht. Warte, bis die Prankrufe beginnen. Again, I'll enjoy that when it gets there. Because I enjoy the Prinkles. Not that they cost me 100k. So you know what I was thinking? I was like, man, I'm kind of in a sour mood. I'm in like a whatever mood.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Like my wife is doing a lot with the baby. There's just a lot of things going on in life. And then I heard a song. You need to cheer yourself up. Ja, und dann hörte ich ein Lied und dachte mir, wenn ich dieses Lied höre, fühle ich mich glücklich. Ich kann nicht verärgert werden, wenn ich dieses Lied höre. Who Let The Dogs Out? Ist das dein Lied?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Willst du das als deines anzeigen? Es ist das erste Lied, das mir in den Kopf kam.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
You might not know my song though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Bad Bunny? It's a Bad Bunny song. Oh, Bad Bunny! Oh, thank you. Okay, so DTMF. Oh, I gotta hear it. Sing a little. Sing a little portion. That's one of mine too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Ich zeige es dir nachher. Wir können es jetzt nicht spielen, weil... Das ist in deinen Top 5?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Wisst ihr was? Ein Kind zu haben, ist hart. Ich wusste nicht, wie viel es dauern würde und wie viel wir mental durchgehen würden.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Tony's Bad Mood
Ich hoffe, dass ich zu diesem Punkt komme. Ich hoffe auch. Wo ich 100.000 Euro zu einer Liga geben kann.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The House Was a Different Color
okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch money and dude, it's a financial wake up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The House Was a Different Color
It's basically your money command center puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments into one place. So you're not guessing anymore. And listen, I found stuff I didn't even know I was paying for. Since I started using Monarch, I'm tracking my spending, actually saving
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The House Was a Different Color
And yeah, even having money check-ins with my wife and we're looking at each other and we're like, yeah, okay, we're all good. It makes the hard stuff way easier. And over a million households use Monarch. It was named the best budgeting app of 2025 by the Wall Street Journal. So it's not just me hyping up. It's legit. It's real. Real deal Holyfield.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The House Was a Different Color
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The House Was a Different Color
The white W. I don't think we're going to have the white W, but a white W would be great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The House Was a Different Color
I was expecting like an Eastern Conference Finals 2004.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The House Was a Different Color
Something about us people. We love people in uniforms. Somebody's got a vest on. Somebody's got a hat on that says something. You're in charge, buddy. What do you want me to do? You want me to pull the car around? Sure. And he's like, I just found this in the Goodwill.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The House Was a Different Color
Oh, my God. We're watching cinema right now. Absolute cinema on General Hospital. Stephen A. Stephen A. Hitman just shot somebody in a hospital bed. Bricksback? With a silencer. With a silencer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
That's why she ran. She knew.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Yeah, I think that's one of the things, you know, David, like they said, you're bringing that up as consistency. something supporting your argument, you're actually supporting Jeremy's argument that like all these teams are just chickens chasing their tails without their heads cut off and the reality is. Chickens have a tail? Yeah, chickens have a tail.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Yo, chicken time. There it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
But, yeah, the point is there is a value to organizational stability. And when you know that the people doing the job are not bad at their job, right? We know that Pat Riley is good at his job.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
We know Eric Spolstra is great at his job, one of the greatest ever. Why are we going to say, well, someone's got to go? That's just such a reactionary kind of way. To me, that's kind of where the Phoenix Suns are, where it's just like, Oh, it didn't work. Everyone, you get out of here and trade some more people. And all that kind of panicky is why it's not what it should be.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
This is what I would say. The players is a different story. Because players, you could say this player is great and he's done a lot of things for us, but the only way for us to get better is for us to acquire someone else. So in the case of Bam and Tyler, and Slash or Tyler, if Giannis is on the table, You can't be like, oh, but I like Tyler.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
You've got to go because Giannis is something special, something elite, something rare, right? But when you talk about the personnel who are making decisions, I totally don't believe in just, well, it's not working, so ew, it's your fault. That doesn't make sense to me, and I think a lot of teams find themselves in a lot more hot water doing that than the teams that...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
succeed because they made Samson.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
I mean, to me, I lock up Tyler here a long term when I feel like the value is going to be delivering, meaning where's the salary cap going? What are the deals that are getting signed for guys that are kind of his comps? Can I get value on that? If not, I don't see a need to commit super long term because I want to remain flexible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
No, Bam is absolutely worth it. There's a market for Bam. The reason you don't trade Bam is not because no one wants to give up anything for him. It's because whatever you get back has to be good enough to continue or propagate the organization.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
That's it. So if Giannis comes available, there's no part of me that says, well, not Bam. No, Bam's got to go if that's what gets it done because he is of that level.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
That's small. That's small. You did that wrong.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Let him do it. Infinitely better. I'm going to tell you why, David, because there's two things. Number one is the simple one that we all recognize. Giannis is a billion times better than Bam. A billion times better, right? And that's not a knock on bam. That is respect to one of the greats.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
It's not a knock. A billion times. Dan, would you call Shaq a wealthy individual? Would you call Shaq a wealthy individual? Okay. Is Bill Gates not a billion times richer than Shaq? Not a billion times, no. Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
He's a billion times better. He's a billion times better. And it's not a knock on Bam. It is a knock on Bam.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Well, that's wrong.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
So let's not get sidetracked. Okay, so once we start with that, all right. automatically you're better just because you have a, first of all, you have a player that commands the respect of the opponents at all times in a way that right now, the Heat don't, right? Number two, though, and I know where David's gonna go. He's like, well, if he's so great, why is Milwaukee where they are?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
That's a great question. But the answer there is because Milwaukee's front office and Milwaukee's coaching is not as good as Miami's. Miami can find the supporting cast people. This is what I always like to say.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Yeah. So I'm going to tell you right now, David. I used to always say this. The easy part is the hard part, and the hard part is the easy part. The easy part is identifying the stars. He's great. Giannis is great. Okay, we can all see that. But the hard part is there's only like three or four of those guys. How do you get them? It's so rare. Then the hard part is the easy part, which is... What?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
The hard part's the easy part? What?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Let him go. Come on. He's cooking. The flip side of that is, right, where you say, well, we just got to get the right supporting cast. Well, that should be easy, right? There are millions of these guys everywhere. All these, like, you know, run-of-the-mill basketball players who end up getting mid-level deals and all that. Very dangerous.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
There's so much more of them than there are of the Giannis', right? Yes, you're right. It's easy. They're everywhere. But it's not because you actually have to do the work to identify, to develop, to give them chances in the right moments, to give them in the right situations, and then you get the right supporting cast. Miami is incredible at that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
And Dan, they've done it throughout the history of this organization. Ike Austin, Vashon Leonard, right? Billy is so done with all of us right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
That's the hard part. The easy part is saying Giannis is great. The hard part is getting him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Say no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
That's why there were shortages during the pandemic. I mean, he's the worst. It's him. He's the worst.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Hold on. Hold on. I have some follow up questions. David, you said the tickets were distributed an hour and a half before showtime. Who distributed the paper tickets?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Well, that's your fault. Because if it were someone else, I would say, well, they wouldn't know any better, but you knew better, man. You gave Dan a physical ticket. You trusted Dan in that, really? KYP, know your personnel.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
KYP, man. If I want to give Dan something, I give it to Valerie. I give it to Mike. I give it to anybody else. I don't give it to Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Hold on, Dan. Were you paralyzed with fear or was there any other substance that was paralyzing you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
David, you have a law degree. I'm sure you're familiar with the Supreme Court case. People versus Maxwell Santos. Finders, keepers, losers, weepers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
How do we know he didn't flip the ticket? Maybe the guy that you guys are talking to was in that seat actually bought it off of someone who scalped it. How are you so sure that it wasn't?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
I just want to reiterate, again, this is all David's fault. You don't hand Dan something. You don't hand Dan something.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
No, I mean, something happened before you lost it, which is David handed it to you. Clearly, David is a Genesis.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers (feat. David Samson)
Okay, now here's my question. Let's assume for a second that David's magic with the security wasn't gonna happen. Like, hey, no ticket, no entry, case closed. What were you going to do as a group?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
Like, why am I taking shots? I didn't say you. For supporting the greatest hockey team in the land.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
Okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like, how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch Money. And dude, it's a financial wake-up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app. It's basically your money command center.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
Puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments into one place automatically.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
so you're not guessing anymore and listen i found stuff i didn't even know i was paying for since i started using monarch i'm tracking my spending actually saving and yeah even having money check-ins with my wife and we're looking at each other we're like yeah okay we're all good it makes the hard stuff way easier and over a million households use monarchers named the best budgeting app of 2025 by the wall street journal
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
So it's not just me hyping up. It's legit. It's real. Real deal, Holyfield. And get control of all of your finances with Monarch Money. Use code DAN at monarchmoney.com in your browser for half off your first year. That's 50% off your first year at monarchmoney.com with code DAN.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
I didn't say you. Is it you? Was that you? I don't see it that way. I'm allowed to like more than one team here in South Florida.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
I feel how soft this is. It's so comfortable.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
There is no piece of Glenn Rice memorabilia or clothing that will ever leave the Zazzle Mansion.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
She knows we don't do ultimatums like that in my house.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
You probably know Glenn longer. Are you trying to get me in trouble?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
Do you remember what happened at my wedding? Where, okay, so at my wedding, so this is back 2007, and Dan's at my wedding, and Dan did a great thing. Like, he helped, he got the Miami Heat to put together a wedding video. Okay, the players, you know, and it was really, really nice. And you were going to get Glenn Rice part of the video, and you were gonna show it to me at the wedding.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
but your better judgment decided not to show me at the wedding because you thought that that was going to be what I was excited about instead of getting married on my wedding night.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
Well, I think that was like in the... I think he thought about doing that as well and decided better of that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
I'd have been so excited if you showed up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
I actually think what happened was, I think you wanted to go forth with it, and I think Boog Shambi talked sense into you that this, I think Boog said, this is not a good idea.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
They won championships when I was on their broadcast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
What is this guy doing? He's trying to ruin everybody's marriage? It's wild. Okay, this is what he's doing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
No, but you've been trying to attack three marriages today. Lourdes and Poppy. Zaslo and his wife.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
No, he implied that my wife would like me to throw them in the trash can.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
Don't set that precedent, Dan. Do not set that precedent, Dan. Start it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
Who owns that sound? That's public domain.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
We test things now, Billy. That's got to be 99 years old past that, right? This is 100 years old. That sound's been tested.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
I mean, I don't know. I'm just going to say, would he have been in trouble? A fan on the court like that, it's trespassing. And maybe Giannis, he doesn't know who that is. That situation could have went so different.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
If you want me to be honest, though, on Pops Halliburton, he stood on business. What? He stood on business. I will say that. He shouldn't have been on the court. He shouldn't have been taunting Giannis. But when Giannis walks up to you and he walks up and basically goes nose-to-nose with Giannis, if you have sans context of what's going on there, you're like, what are they going nose-to-nose for?
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
That guy was ready. Here's the part that is the weirdest to me about that situation. Obviously, it's ridiculous behavior from the father. But the father's super excited. His son was amazing, had the game-winning basket. When you're watching your son perform like that, and it's maybe the biggest win of his career at that point, wouldn't you run over to celebrate with your son?
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
Wouldn't that be the first thing you think of as opposed to, I'm going to taunt that guy, or I want to go celebrate with my son who's standing on the scores table posing for the crowd.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
I like the idea of there's a big commotion in the crowd after the game while the Pacers were celebrating. What's going on over there?
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100 John Halliburton's versus the gorilla.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
I think I brought in some good ones, but when I told my wife yesterday, Dan wants me to bring in the clothes you hate washing, you know, because I keep bringing them. She goes, we've given so many away to Goodwill, you know?
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
These are important artifacts, okay?
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
She I can't even describe. I don't know. Like you guys are married over there on the other side. I don't know. Do you have this experience? I come home. I was on the Miami Heat broadcast radio broadcast for 12 years. So every single time they had a shirt on the chair, I'm always bringing a shirt home. And my wife gets so mad at me.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
Can we guess which ones they are from the great years that they would give the stuff away? There's got to be a white W shirt where it's like they would spell like white hot. So it would put like W-H-I-T-E.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
I have a, I think I got you guys beat. I have a Glenn Rice Charlotte Hornets jersey.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
But a retro one that they redid or like an original OG one?
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
That I bought when the Heat traded him to the Charlotte Hornets.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
I mean, that's what you said about Brady and then he won two Super Bowls, right? He's having his best statistical season ever.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
He's lost to he. Okay, because he's missed playoff games. He has lost 10 of his last 11 playoff games. Like, that's pretty nuts for a player as great as he is. Can't win a playoff game.
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Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
I've learned this show has stolen some stuff.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
You've got to let it ride, Dan, because Duke is the favorite right now. Tennessee and baseball.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
So I was confused. I thought it was Tennessee baseball from this season, but it's from last season, so they already won. They won it in May of 2024. Gotcha, so it was last season.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
All right, Dan, so here's the thing. So the cash out, I just looked it up. The cash out for the guy is 50 grand. So if I tell my wife, look, baby, listen. We got 50 grand cash for sure. Obviously, Uncle Sam's going to take his piece. Things are going to happen, whatever. But Duke right now, I mean, his steamrolling teams, they are not close. They are just beating teams. Their third guy is great.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
You've seen Cooper Flagg, right? You get Cooper Flagg. He's like, oh, yeah, I saw him in the select thing and the thing on Max. I was like, yep, same guy. He's incredible. He's going to be the number one pick. Maybe the Wizards, maybe the Hornets. Who knows? Not the point. The point is, he's the best player in college basketball. Right now, Duke is churning.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
They're the best Duke team we've seen in maybe 20 years. A long time. It's been a long time since we've seen this guy. You know what's better than 50 grand cash? What's that? After Uncle Sam taking his piece, which, you know, we're going to leave him with like 30-something. Okay. You know what's better than that? What's better? 168 grand. What? That's a lot of money. I tell baby, hey.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
That's a lot of money. All of a sudden, Miami real estate, you know how it is.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
I think you have to wait until you get to the final and then just absolutely monster hedge on the other team, right? Because you're still waiting. Because right now you can't just pick Duke or the field for $50,000. I can't take a second mortgage, a HELOC out of my house. and then put it on the field.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Again, Cooper Flagg, you've seen him, Dan. You saw when they threw him that alley-oop and he screamed as he dunked. And then he got off and the crowd was like, ah!
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Right now he can cash out for $50,000.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
By the way, Con Canipple, another guy in the lottery. K2, very good from the outside, but can mix it in with the big boys inside. Big body. They got Malouk, who's incredible, too.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Cooper Flagg and Conn Knipple is exactly how you say it. So whoever that guy is, dork.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
We need the third one, though. That's where the money comes in. Red zone conversion.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
I work with the guy. That's his guy, though. He showed up to the funeral.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Who's on first, David?
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
What's on second? The fact of the matter.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I miss Greg Coney. You would love this episode. What was that? What was that?
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Him. Him.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
I just got out of a blast and forgiven him hell down in West Virginia. And here you get a hell of a job right here today. Good job! Three class guys. And you pick them out and single them out. You can't get that. Shut up. I'll kill you. You remember that. When I see you, I'm going to kick your ass. Kick your ass.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
That's hostile. That's very hostile. That's March. Your reaction to that was the same as it was to the Orca hitting a bottlenose dolphin in midair.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Und wenn ich dich wieder sehe, werde ich dir den Arsch schlagen.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Es klingt wie ein Auto, das anfängt. Wie ein wirklich schlimmer Auto.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Weil ich denke, es sind viele Pull-Ups. Pull-Ups sind nie eine Stärke für mich gewesen.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Leckerer John Collins, Mann. Wenn du denkst, dass Collins schlecht ist, warte, bis du gesehen hast, was mit Austin Reeves passiert ist.
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Postgame Show: Buden It!
I don't think it's just as... But it's been done to women so long, we're evening it out is what we're doing. We're balancing it. Equality? Let's give them a little taste of their own medicine.
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Postgame Show: Buden It!
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
I need the full context of that.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Again, Juju, we need the full context of what's going on here. This could be somebody else's noise that they're attributing to me.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
They throw a pass, gets bobbled eight times.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
That's the sound of the pass. That's the sound of the pass hitting the... They throw a pass, gets bobbled eight times. They throw a pass, gets bobbled eight times. What is that?
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
They throw a pass, gets bobbled eight times.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
I like it. It was a sound effect.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Framed. He was indeed framed.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Yeah, because when you throw it out of your hands, you really go— Exactly. Puts a mustard on it. I'm more of a— That's the sound of mustard hitting, you know, when you squeeze it out of the bottle and you're really... Yeah. Thank you.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Admit it. Admit it. You see a backdoor cut from a guy from Yale, you're like, yeah. Hell yeah. Right through.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Move on. Greg, how much of the NCAA tournament are you actually going to watch?
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Well, now three guys. He'll find out soon enough. Well, no, because they're not going to be on true TV by the time he starts watching.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Poor ACL. She's on the comeback tour now, though.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
To be honest, though, I don't think he can name a current male NCAA player right now.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Greg, so you're going to not be watching tomorrow. I actually love that. You know why? Don't look now. What? We got... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have said that. It's time for a new game. Don't look now.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Yeah, Greg, do not look. No peeking.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
You could just close your eyes. You don't have to cover your face like that. I got two hands and two eyes. Let me make sure I'm closing mine here. You can't hear you. All right. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
All right, so we've got a lot of watching to do, a lot of looking to do. In the next couple of days, we've got the NCAA tournament, we've got hoops, we've got a bunch of different things, right? But I'm telling you, don't look now. Nicole Hardman is a Packer. Wow. Anybody interested? Who knew?
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
He could be something. Don't look now. Greg, your eyes are open. Greg, the whole thing is don't look.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Okay. Good.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
I was sinking into my own shame. Well, Dan, don't look now, but after re-signing T. Higgins and Jamar Chase, Joe Burrow said, we've got the right guys. Wow, what a comment.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Yeah, exactly. Don't look now. BG, Brandon Graham officially retires from the Eagles. Wow. 15 years in the NFL. Why can't we look at that? Be respectful, Dan.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Be respectful. Dan's back. Dan, shut your eyes. Dan, do not look. Be respectful about BG and Brendan Gray.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Who's looking at that?
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Okay. Just making sure because you said that. I don't know how did you.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Okay.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Another one here, Dan. I think this one's really important. And the last one here, don't look now. Patriots signed free agent center Grady Bradbury filling a major need on their offensive line.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Greg, looky here. Did you see Tua partying at the club? I did not. Looky here.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
He hasn't considered that. Pick, schmick. Again, that's a totally different conversation. We're not looking at that right now. What we're looking at is making sure that they don't make the playoffs to then figure out whatever's next. A couple of years ago, they could have had Wemba and Yama, though.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Dan, to answer your question, yes, that was the original look.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I feel like throw-up's worse than a lot of the things you said.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
So like a screaming line drive foul ball, if you go back and look and they're on their phone, you're like, oh, we're clear. Some foul balls are like, I get you on like the lofty foul ball, but like a screamer down the baseline, you're like, oh, they're on their phone. We're good.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I'm picturing the bat like through someone's arm. That's a good deal for an impaling.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
It was said into my microphone to somebody who works in the back room. who's Lewis, and he was talking about how, wow, I can't believe it, all this time that we were going to these games, high above the press box, David Sampson looking down at somebody getting hit in the face with a ball and being like, meh.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
We'll give you two other bats.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
David, what if my mom slips in the bathroom and really hurts her back? What kind of shoes is she wearing? Heels to a game?
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Dave, what if I'm in the outfield? Home run's coming my way. I'm tracking it, right? I'm tracking in the bleachers. All of a sudden, I lean over the side, and then I fall and I tumble into the Clevelander all of a sudden, right? Or onto the field. Or onto the field or something. I fall 10 feet, 20 feet. What happens? Ejected.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Like I fall in, but I fall into that little back area. Lucky me.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
You can prove how little Tony's been to that ballpark by that scenario he painted.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Oh, I have full baseball uniform.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I don't want to leave you alone on this, Dan, but I'm kind of with my dad on this one. That is funny. Him in a uniform and a helmet. When you do the swing, you do the sound, too. What would your swing sound like? Yeah.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Not next to the screen, though.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Dad. Watch for the backswing, Greg, please.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
We don't have the space for this.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Did you see, David, where it was ranked? That's what we're talking about. There was a ranking of the MLB. I saw it. It was in the third column. 63 of 90.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
When it first opened, it had the Cuban little corner out there. That's gone now. Taste of Miami. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
David's right, though, but they bought it.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
And he's flying up the defensive player of the year rankings. And odds on, he's second odds on favorite right now to win At plus 650 on DraftKings, Evan Mobley's the only one ahead of it, minus 275. Maybe three weeks ago, maybe a month ago, he wasn't even on the board.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
the other thing too is having steve kerr in that locker room to kind of like get the tensions down a little bit obviously steve kerr does a lot of stuff with usa basketball has the ability and has the track record of coaching some of these monster personalities and monster players it's like all right jimmy this is steph's team you know you know that you're coming in but i can help you kind of fit in the way that you would if it was like a super team like a usa basketball something like that
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Well, I mean, that wasn't his fault, though.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Yeah, basketball for sure. Football's a very close second. What I used to do, Greg, as a kid, we had a sloped roof. What I would do is I would throw the ball on the roof, and it would hit the shingles, and then I'd go down and try and catch it. Oh, yeah, we've all done that. I would play against myself, and I'd be one team going one way on offense, the other team going the other way on offense.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
tiger woods won a major in 2019 point still stands though greg but i think it's all part of the issue that first take kind of put everybody in where it's like we're going to talk about lebron and skip is going to argue with steven a and we're just going to have this b debate culture and all of a sudden now we're seeing the seeds of that 10 15 years down the line where yeah all we can kind of do is talk about lebron right nick wright who's now one of these new voices of the generation continues the the
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
propaganda of talking about LeBron. When are we going to talk about Jokic? When are we going to talk about SGA? When is that going to happen? Who's going to bring that to the forefront where the casual fans are going to be able to understand that?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Theo Pinson played for the Dallas Mavericks, played a couple years in the NBA. Thank you. Just for those of you out there, like, Theo Pinson, I feel like I've heard that name.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Byron Scott has a podcast.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
You were shaking your head about something. Your head was shaking. I was reading something in the chat. No, shout out to the chat, by the way. It's a safe space, Tony.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Wow. Let's not do that. Corruption doesn't usually happen at City Hall. It happens outside of City Hall. So go to other places around and try to figure that out. They happen in the back rooms of restaurants and things like that.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
It's such a great point, Izzy, because their approach to these last few regular seasons is an affront to the uniform that they wear. It runs counterculture. And it's not what they sell us. And yet I can't see my best player play because rest day, maintenance. It's just get rid of those uniforms. Their approach for many of the most recent seasons has been, let's just get into the tournament.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Well, even the play in and then we'll figure it out there. Well, then I'm not going to check in on the regular season if you're going to check out on it.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Well, get out of here with maintenance programs. Do you guys remember what the Florida Panthers looked like after they lost to Vegas in the Stanley Cup? Do you remember? Like they were neck braces.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Aaron Eckblad played with a broken ankle, and I turn on the NBA, and I got guys on maintenance plans. It's ridiculous. I tuned into the NHL, and aside from Mark Stone or the Tampa Bay Lightning trying to game the salary cap, I'm guaranteed the best players trying to play, and frankly, a much more physically demanding and tougher sport.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
That's not the right gambit. The NHL totally replaced the all-star game with an international cup. You get to see four nations, and those four nations are putting on their best players regardless of the NHL season that they're having. This is not an apples-to-apples comparison. And to your point, yes, especially down here in this market, fair weather fandom, totally fair.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
But I do think that this team and its present run of form is making hockey fans that will like to go to an in-game experience – that if I actually attend, I'm going to see the stars play when they come to my town.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
You're showing your ass here, dude, because you don't know what players play. put themselves through during the regular season in hockey.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
No, I'm touting what they look like, but I can also tell you I've seen players' throats slashed. I've seen a main artery cut, and I've seen a guy come back two weeks later. You're pulling examples out of your ass. You showed it with the NHL All-Star Game, and you're showing it here by not knowing exactly what the NHL players put their bodies through during the regular season. Time out.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Why is everyone so defensive?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
What is happening, dude?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I'm not going to distract. I'm trying to have a level-headed conversation. 2017 All-Star Game. The John Scott one? Where the fans vote? They very clearly had to change the All-Star game, and that's why we have this amazing Four Nations Cup.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
It is when it's in Vegas.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
You're getting mad at the wrong guy. I didn't call it gimmickry.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
You said that right now.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I'm just opting out of this. I don't know what this is. You said right now. I have zero interest in this. Did he not say? You can run it back on the tape. I'm getting yelled at. You showed your ass at the All-Star game. Getting yelled at just because Joel Embiid doesn't play? Distract all you want.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Hold on. He doesn't love you.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I don't want to be live all the time.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Oh, wow. You go, too.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
He gave me like a pat on the side like we're good. I'm going to need a minute. But you love him and he's white and he's Hispanic.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I'm so straight. I'm so straight. All right.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Darvin Ham is a perfect 14-0 in the NBA Cup.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Hey, folks, it's Mike Ryan. The holiday season is upon us. Christmas is coming next week. So what are you doing for it? I imagine you're going to have some family over. How do you entertain the family? How do you keep everybody happy? Well, I know one easy way. Make your holiday time Miller time. Bring out a nice silver platter of that beautiful white can. or bottle whatever your preference.
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Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I felt like high school all over again. Care to share with the class?
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I think I know what you were laughing at before. Now I know.
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Luminaries left and right. It was actually a really cool occasion. It was.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I think Bob Greasy was pissed. He was mortified.
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It's done, over, and gone.
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He's closing some loops.
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And we'll get to Izzy's fandom.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. Juju Gotti)
I was like, yeah, but you gotta name all the names just so, you know, you don't just care about Eddie. Matt and Matt.
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It's a fun game watching Chris trying to find something. Because he's got a lot of plates being spun, man. He's got a heavy tongue.
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So what time did you get to the actual curb?
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That was a sprint. That's how he did it.
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That's a bit unfair, man.
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I have Juju doing what I do when I go to the airport, which is smoke weed in the garage. And you just take it right up to the last possible minute. Thank you.
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Postgame Show: Good Day! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Hey, remember when Dan asked Amin if he hates God? Crazy. It was so wild.
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You ever been to the ghost tour in St. Augustine, Florida though? Because that will convince you.
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You need to say better than fine, though. Fine gives you a connotation of, like, eh, he's okay. Jalen Hurts is very, very good. Solid. No, solid's still not good enough. Solid's not good enough either.
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No, that's too much. I do need to redo my Tony's QB tiers postseason. Now that we did a preseason, now we're doing postseason. Jalen Hurts may be climbing up the ranks.
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Thank you to the offensive line.
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New father observations in the style of weekend observations, which we'll do tomorrow.
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Nothing wrong with the name to me.
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There it is. 23% are liars. Should be a one.
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Nickel, also 14 cents to make a nickel. That can't be. Shocking. What are we doing there? We need to get rid of the nickel now, too.
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Damn, but you can close your eyes right now and think of the orange bowl and the smell and it's going to put you in a good place.
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That guy's pushing a little too hard over there.
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You didn't get it. No, you didn't get it. You didn't get it. You've never seen that. You've never smelled it off Chrome Avenue. That's the problem.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
And let's not forget that he has a best-selling book.
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Perhaps I should have said me. I don't know why I said Joe Biden.
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I got one prediction that's in there. Liquidity poop. Loop? Is that one? Maybe.
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With an elbow, yes. His hammer's on him. Dudley with his right arm, almost as if he's going to, you know what, I'm going to carry Shaq. I'm going to lift Shaq up.
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Chris Dudley wraps his arms around them. He gives Shaq a little how's your uncle.
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Look at his right hand here.
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Watch Dudley's right arm. I'm telling you, there's a little something. A little hup.
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I imagine in this video Shaq went whoop.
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That will increase retaining.
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. This episode of the Dan Labattard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
That's always the answer. The answer is always Mike. Good job out of you. Yes, you're welcome. Good point by you.
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
Ich meine, komm schon. Guter Punkt. Was bedeutet das? Frau-Gott, oder? Gott ist eine Frau. Mike, du hast ihm das gegeben, oder?
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Mike, you're asking the most inconsistent people on the planet to be consistent.
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I've never missed Jimmy Butler so much.
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
Nein, die Antwort ist nein. Die Antwort ist nein.
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Mike is right about this. I mean, you have to show your wife that you love her 364 days out of the year. Not on Valentine's Day, though. Because everyone is doing the thing on Valentine's Day. Why compete with everyone when you can have your own day to yourself? You know what I'm saying?
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I did, yeah, Peyronie's Disease. I'm telling you guys about that, man.
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You've been telling us about that?
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Not only that, I've got that, which is very exciting, by the way. I've run it by a couple people that are Miamians, and they've agreed with every single one of them. So that's one. I've also got new father observations, if you want to get to those, in homage to Stu Gatz. Thank you. That's fully baked, fully done, ready to go. Really? Yes, absolutely.
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Very exciting, Dan. When you get the little social card, it's so tiny.
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Too bad they're taking it away.
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I have to remember this for the rest of my life.
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More things to remember. Elon knows it.
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Oh, a joke you were going for.
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I don't know what it is.
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I'm told it's been bitter. Smells great. Bitter experience. OLI number two. Not all these smells are good.
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OLI whatever. We're still on OLI. Yes, but again, not every smell is going to be a good smell. Robert says it smells like a mineral.
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The smell of the bathroom at the Orange Bowl. That's a top smell? It's a top smell of nostalgia, Dan. You used to walk by the Orange Bowl and you used to walk by the bathroom and be like, polarizing. But it reminds me of back home. Reminds me of a time that was simpler, Dan.
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Another OLI. The salty smell when your parents would roll down the windows after the toll to the Key Biscayne Bridge when you were going to have farito. Oh, wow. That's a good one. On a causeway, yeah. They lower all the windows of the car, and then all of a sudden you're like, salty smell.
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Number five, Dan, on the official list. When somebody in the neighborhood is doing a barbecue, but you can't really tell which house it is.
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No, you look over the fence. No, it's not him.
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You didn't even finish it. Cut the tape, buddy. Jeez. Classic Billy. Did this the right way. There we go. Atta boy. All right. Yeah. Number four. Yeah. A fresh, fresh, freshly made Cafe Cubano.
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Same with Palm Beach County. Right? That could be at the house. You make it on the stovetop at your house. Your grandma would make it. Your mom would make it. You get the pomita. You're there mixing it, right? Or if you're at the bakery, all of a sudden you open the door, boom, it hits you. But it also hits you with the combination of number three, the smell of freshly baked Cuban bread. See?
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You open that door of the bakery and it's like, is that cafe? Yes. That's my cocaine. The freshly baked Cuban bread, Dan. Number three.
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Number two. Huh? when it's a little chilly in Miami, right? And you're there, you're outside, maybe you're grilling a little bit, hanging out with the family outside, just enjoying the nice 60 degree weather we have for the first time in nine months. The last month has been really nice. It has been. And then all of a sudden, is that a bonfire? A bonfire coming from Chrome Avenue?
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What are they burning over there? What are they burning over on Chrome Avenue? All of a sudden, it's wafting over. And it's like, I don't know where the bonfire's coming from. I know it's coming from Chrome. But how did it make it all the way over here? And what's the smell? With the little chili. It's got to be a cold night. It's a cold night. It has to be a cold night.
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That's why it's a little high. I'm saying the bonfires are coming from chrome. Right. That's where... It's a different... You're saying it's different when it's coming from chrome?
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Number one. Huh. This is the one that really kick-started the entire list.
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No, this is huge, and everybody's going to agree with this. When you start... Walking, you get out of your car, okay? And you start walking towards a familiar sign. And you start smelling, oh, they're making chicken tenders in there.
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The Publix chicken tender smell that wafts out of that Publix when they're cooking the chicken tenders early in the morning is a smell that is uniquely, uniquely Miami. And I love it. It's my number one smell. Publix chicken tenders being fried.
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I was like, I don't know how that's connected.
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Pull it out and say it again.
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This thing, this is clearly sabotage. The reason why I know it is sabotage.
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It's Billy's, A. And B, your honor, there is a obvious screw missing that connects both of these little arms to this thing, right? And that's how you tighten the bolt here. The screw's missing, Dan.
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credit to Jalen Hurts because he's been at he's had to change his game so many times from the college level to the pro level where it was like all right we know you can't throw the ball you can only run to all of a sudden wait a second like he can start throwing the ball now now they changed their entire identity offensively now we have Saquon Barkley we're going to run the piss out of the ball and yet continues to make great throws the third he had A.J.
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Brown to start the game was incredible dropped it completely in a bucket got called back then he had the throw Devontae Smith like he's shown you his progression as a to now winning Super Bowl.
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It was an absolute booby trap. And Dan, I don't think I grabbed the mic any other way than everybody else does. Mike does the same thing. We both stand. We both grab the mic. I think that's something that you're heavy-handed with it.
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Mike has a lot on his plate at the moment. Like, what are we talking about? Tony has a baby. Thank you, Dan.
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But then why does Mike have so much stuff that he's dealing with?
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How long should paternity be? What's happening back there? Well, we get three months, Dan. I did a third of what I was allotted. So it should be, Tony, thank you. Let me get the sound. Let me see. Mm-hmm. No, put it through the, no, give me the screw. Taylor clearly doesn't know. He doesn't fix anything in his house. He's a guy that, he probably asked Mally to come over and fix stuff for him.
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You know they live in the same apartment building, Dave?
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Almost three times as much.
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Glad we're talking about the right parts of this.
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
and our panelists have been incredibly gracious i'm talking about specifically woody and bob and bill and jackie and tim and bill as we expanded that meant one fewer show a week two fewer shows a week for those incredible hall of famers
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So not only is that 25, now 30, now 35-year-old kid muting them on international TV, but also a new generation is coming in and taking a show away from them, two shows away from them. And the show evolved to a place where it became not the same people every day, you know?
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You know, I would certainly not answer that question in any way.
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Yes, of course. I will give Stu God's credit that he walked into a show that wanted to score him minus 500, and I couldn't. He just made me laugh so much that he had to get some ding, ding, dings. But I will also say only one person has played a mononucleosis spleen before. on Halloween, and that was Dugatz when he was Sam Donald Spleen, I believe. Or Zach.
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Who had the injured Spleen for the New York quarterback?
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Oh, Dan. I mean, we're going to have to. What are we doing? Well, I'll come down for a week. and hang out with you guys, and we'll do this. Yes, please. We'll do a full session, then we can unpack. How do I, I mean, what are you?
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Yes, I feel that too. I absolutely feel that. And I know our viewers feel that too. And I can talk about that. I can tell you how I processed it yesterday. I think I was listening to On the Wings of Love radio when I walked out of the meeting I went to because I wanted to listen to some of that. Or maybe I heard the Sabrina Carpenter song, you know, goes another.
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
I mean, I'm going through like I told you, you know, I'm going to come on with you today because you're family and I'm going to open up to you. However, I mean, when I come, let's do this. I'll come. For a week, I want Jeremy to get out some keys or some drums. I want Cody's voice ready. We'll make some music, all right? I want to do that. You got me on that. You got it. All right?
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You know, of course, me and Pablo, we're going to chop it up, too.
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
Yeah. It's all true, and I was waiting for Israel to pop in because I didn't mention his name specifically.
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You asked me, you know, who my favorite panelist is, and I do this bit where, you know, I say it's whoever I'm talking to at the moment, or what was my favorite mute, the next mute, this was my favorite mute, you know? Israel is very important to me.
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yeah i mean i felt every every minute of of it the last 23 years i i'm a present person dan you know this about me and i'm an intentional person you know that about me as well uh so i felt it throughout every show never felt like work still doesn't feel like work the next two months won't feel like work i enjoy doing it i enjoy performing uh i felt connection to the audience every day for the 23 years
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I said that last week because I was with her. Me and Israel grew up See, now I'm getting emotional and I'm 100% happy with this. And again, I wanted to show people, you know, we're riding waves here. We're all every day in TV and the jobs you have at home that aren't in this industry and just in life. You're riding waves, you're surfing.
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You're going to get knocked over by waves and you get up, of course. And I'm going to be on TV today and I'll be smiling and you'll know I feel happy and I also feel sad.
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but i mean i think of israel as somebody we opened each other up in a lot of ways as as the humans that we became the adults and the men that we became because we were on tv at very young ages you know and you know israel you sent me an email once 10 years ago, and it changed your life, but it changed my life too, and you need to know that, you know?
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And it changed how I thought about how I want to be publicly out in the world, you know? Because there was yet another reminder how what we do, I don't need reminders, but I got one there. We have a chance to be public in showing people how to treat other people, how to feel, how to emote. Who watches ESPN around the horn? What's our slogan? To meet people anywhere. But who watch?
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
Young people watch. What is a safe space for young people to emote? Sports. You're not... Maybe some young men or young women didn't feel like they're allowed to show emotion in their younger lives. Oh, don't cry, don't scream. I cried about the Yankees until I was 20, probably, if I was being honest. You know? To save space, to show emotion. And then now you can apply that...
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
safe space that sports gives you well let's let's let's extend it now you can show emotion and you show your full self in more more real ways and that became you know something that i wanted to do i'll just say this real quick tony um i was just in colorado recently and somebody said hey you recognize me and said hey i grew up on that i grew up on that show and thank you for doing that
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Yeah, but the word grow, the word grow works another way too, Israel, right? I mean, things end because they have to end, but they end because you have to grow again. Elsewhere, right? I mean, you have to, in order to grow, you have to move from that space, you know? I believe that. I mean, that's, you know, I will tell you this. I've told you this, Israel, Dan. I've told everybody, you know?
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
I love doing the show. It didn't feel like work. I could have said goodbye, but I, you know, years ago, they could have said goodbye to the show whenever they wanted, you know? I understood that. I kept on doing it because I value, you know?
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what i was doing and i could have it that was discerning you know that i could have added the podcast and or the game show that i dreamt about or the anthony bourdain style show for sports that dream about or uh... american ninja warrior or the red zone all these amazing shows that i watch when i'm not watching p t i or you guys you know the shows that i watch my kids i want to do those things
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I also committed to doing this show, and I was happy. I don't have any regrets about that I didn't add the second or third or fourth show on. I liked hosting the show, but I liked writing the show. I liked putting together the show with Aaron Solomon and Josh Bard and Caroline Willett and Jeff Weiner and Tierney Corrigan. That's it. I just named the entire show.
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editorial team of Around the Horn, a show that does an episode every day for 23 years. Spy people, you know?
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Guys, I... You're going to get me for a full week in Miami. You guys can be Scorsese. We can cinematically shoot it any way you want. I just dropped off three kids at school. I only did two. Sorry. My wife dropped off, you know. But I also dropped off Antonella. I just walked through the streets here. 46 degrees. And you got me here. I got a right around the horn. I got to go to my busy season.
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So to see what happened yesterday in the release or the comments I need to say, I am overwhelmed, of course, because my goal is to respond to everybody. That's a goal of mine. I'll take the next two months and respond to everybody because that's how I feel. That's why I'm in the business, Dan. I know why you got into the business. To bang a drum on it.
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Today's Ash Wednesday. Right. So now you just got me on camera without an ad.
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That's a first. That's a first. You know, I've talked about that publicly, too. But that's, you know, something. I always wanted to be exactly who... I'm trying to give a one-to-one ratio. I don't advise that for everybody in the industry. There's certainly a place for people to dress up any way they like or perform any way they want. I'm a goofball. I'll dress up with anybody.
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But in the role of that show, if Woody Page is being amazing at being the crazy uncle, I want it to be...
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authentic you know that's a bad word because everybody uses that but i want to be one-to-one me and and and maybe you know i'll be a person who dresses up when i'm in miami next month in two months from now this segment is presented by linkedin jobs post your job for free at linkedin.com conditions apply
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Yeah, well, he's an emergency substitute. Look at this, though. I mean, come on, Sarah Spain. Come on. Look at that. Look at Clinton and Tim. You take that screen grab, and that works, and then Logan Roy. Oh, yeah.
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So who knows what a spleen looks like, but that he would. And I think his first words that show were, let me spleen something to you, Tony. You know? I mean, that's true.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm proud of my 4% success rate, my hit rate, 4%. I hit one behind the back. It's somewhere a gif on Twitter. So I'm proud of that, too.
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I think it won't be an infinity and a half hour break for me, but this is – let me come down and see you guys.
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Since you started? Your first year? Yeah, I mean, I wore an ash on PTI when I was that boy. I'm sure of it. So, I mean, I've always, of course, been that person, you know? I go to church on Sundays. Why are you giving up for Lent?
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I mean, I'm a spiritual person, and I believe, and I believe. So, that's part of it.
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brilliant and you're a drummer, much like myself. You take these meetings, I march the beat to my own drummer and I am my own drummer because I play the drums and I thought of Dan doing that. But the whole point is, I got into the business to be with people, to perform. You got because you're an amazing writer, And intellectual and and you're gonna get to the bottom of stories.
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He's giving up around the horn for Lent. Oh, that's a good line. Yeah. I think someone else has given up, but, yeah, I would say, yeah.
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Oh, no. I mean, I think, you know, we'll get to that week in Miami, and, yeah, let's do something really fun.
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Cardinal Reale, what should I do? Well, I'm not Cardinal Pizzabola, who we've learned about. Have you guys done this bit? I'm sorry if I missed it. Pierre Batista Pizzabola?
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Unbelievable. All-time greatest name, Pierre Batista Pizzabola. I get in trouble. I get in trouble with a couple of my communities. The Italian community wasn't happy with me when I spoke some things about Columbus. And my own church isn't happy sometimes when I've talked about how I... So if you're getting an ass, you're doing it right. If it's a drive-by and...
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And you have what I will broadly call the primacy of conscience. If I can speak in a catechismistic way for a second. I believe in the primacy of conscience. If you believe in your heart.
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I believe in any prayer, as hasty as it could be, still counts as a prayer. You know, the boom, boom, boom, sign of the cross, pump it, I mean... You know, if you're doing it and it takes a second, that's fine. That's a good second you spend.
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Gorilla radio. There we go. Oh, my God. That was amazing. So you're worried about my camera angle, and now you guys can't keep the lights on.
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Well, that was to show you that one sign of the cross, one hand, walk away was enough.
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I want to feel you know And that's what I tried to do on horn especially after by my first hundred episodes where I was just hanging on for dear life Now Tony I know you are a very humble person in real life, right?
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Thank you for saying that. Of course, that's on you. You did it all. I remember when your intern application came in. I remember that moment. Wow. Did we make a video congratulating you? You did. You made a video. That's one of my favorite things we always did.
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I'll tell you what I need to go to confession for, okay? Is that...
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I waited 32 minutes to do this. So what I get in trouble with at ESPN was giving tours to people on the street who would just recognize me. And I'd say, come up and see the show. And this is where I get in trouble because we didn't go through security. And I recognize what that is. And making videos. I would say yes. I would make...
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videos for bar mitzvahs and brises, which, you know, a bar mitzvah video is great because you get to sign off with saying, I hope this one goes better than bris, you know? I love that bit. And hockey teams winning, and I want to just give all that to people. But when an intern joins us and we get to send them a video and an email telling them they got the job, that's my favorite thing.
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Yeah, if you can find it. I'm sure it's not going into the broadcasting hall of fame.
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See you in a little bit. Thank you, guys. I love you all. All right. Bye now.
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Yeah, I mean, I do. Like I said, I felt every bit of that. I'm not somebody who, you know. Doing a daily TV show, I mean, and watching every game or covering every bit of the research every day, it's like storming Normandy Beach, you know? I mean, every day. I've done 4,000. I mean, we're at 4,905 right now, I think, today. And I've done, whatever, 4,700 of them.
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And then I did PTI every day, and I was doing double duty every day. I didn't come up for air, and I don't. I don't need to come up for air. My energy is just the same as it was the day I took over the show and my love for that sort of thing. What I evolved in is how I see my role maybe as host.
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I was a sports brainiac know-it-all that wanted to demonstrate that and also score the debate like Judge Jury and all that to somebody who wanted to actually pull at the strings of what's behind the story. and have the most real moment on TV, if I can say that. It's got my name written right in it, right? Trying to be relatable and unpredictable on TV.
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That was the goal as I became aware and intentional of how I want to host. But no, of course I always knew that, I mean, I have shared the deepest moments with our viewers, both myself, but they've come right back at me. And I'm talking about, I've been in church in Accra, Ghana, and I've had people come up with me. And we're not just talking about LeBron.
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We're talking about a moment where I talked about my family, or we're talking about loss of Kobe Bryant, or we're talking about a FaceTime Woody Page had where he talked about suicide. I mean, that's what the show means to me. The fulfilling part of the show isn't just who you got debates. It's also some of the other stuff we were able to do.
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well yeah i mean that was i did take over the show uh a year in max was of course terrific at the way he wanted to host the show and i wanted to do a slightly different you play up the regions first right i mean that was something we weren't doing and tv in 2002 at the time you know we were having so so so let's lean into the regions but then at some point and maybe it's not in vogue to say now
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i know we had a great stable people it was four old white guys for a little while and that wasn't the type of show i wanted to host again um if you want to be diverse in regions you want to be diverse and all the different type of people you had in the show that was important to me that was so that motivated me and fulfilled me through the and then the types of stories we were going to talk about it wasn't just going to be you know the cowboys every day even though that would be enjoyable for me in some parts of my personality um
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So pushing that, oh, there we go. I just reality.
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Honestly, Dan, are you serious? I mean, let me see if I can get a tripod.
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Everybody's got that, you know, Dan. Everyone has a crotch. It's true. Thank you. You have to say it. That's your pull quote.
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Um, yeah, I mean, this is what you're getting right now. I wanted to make time for you guys because, like I said, Dan, you've been there for me and throughout many different things. We've been there. We've been through a lot. And your family. And this is the first of it. The New York Times wrote an article about me four years ago. And I said, I don't need to talk again publicly. It was so gushy.
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I don't need to talk to you publicly for a long time. But here I am today.
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Well, I'd be stat boy. I mean, I think first takes ratings are good in the last couple of years, and they may have beat us on the majority of days. I mean, I don't look at ratings. I'm a guy who's like, if you build it, they will come. I feel very confident. I know that this wasn't that decision. I mean, so, so, this is... We're all tired to say goodbye to a show at some point.
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And I recognize what that is. This is not about that for me. This is about me knowing that, well, me feeling the audience in the last 24 hours. That's part of it for me. And I mean, I'll say this. We did a story last week. I love Diana Taurasi. I love everything about her. When she's not dressed for games, she's wearing black leather like me. I love that about her too.
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And she had this incredible line. I thought it was so great, Dan. When she retired, she said, I'm full and happy. Well, I can still eat. I'm hungry. And I'm happy. And I know everybody who I work with, they can still eat. Everybody can still eat. And there's a lot of food to go around. But I feel hungry. And I know I'm happy. I'm going to be happy.
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But I also want to, you know, this is why we talked this morning. Yeah, okay, I'll come on and talk to you. Because it's important for me.
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to show people that that next day when you get the news that ever you get you still come up and you and you still approach the day however you want to approach it i was sad yesterday and and i can be full in that feeling of sadness and happiness and i'm still sad today and i can still be happy in other parts of me and i could still enjoy talking you know about the story we're doing today in the dodgers when they said sasaki was dirty and electric and nasty
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and loud, or whatever the quotes were. And I'm like, that's Black Sabbath, baby, in 1968, when they came out. I'm going to enjoy, you know, giving a Black Sabbath reference today on the show.
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Thank you. You know, I don't do interviews often, though I love talking. But when family calls, you pick up the phone on a day like today. Dan, you've done this has happened before. This has happened to all of you guys before. But there's a day when you open up Google and your face is on there and you're the top of the news story. Dan, you like you like saying things that get you in trouble.
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Not the stat boy again. Not the stat boy again. So, I mean, how I got PTI is absurd. I was a researcher, which is a fundamental part of the show. But I say for all researchers, and I love researchers because, you know, we're doing lifting. And I got hired to do stat boy on PTI or, you know, moved into that position that they just created a week before PTI launched because of
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of the way I was operating with Tony and Mike and Eric and Matt and that type of energy. But the horn hosting, to be a host of an international television show at age 25, I may have filled in at 24, I got a phone call on a Sunday night. It was the Super Bowl between the Patriots and the Panthers. It was the halftime of Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake.
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And I got a call saying tomorrow we don't have a host. Max is in contract negotiation. It might not go this way. It might go that way. Can you fill in tomorrow? So that's really when I took over the show was the day after Patriots beating the Panthers in the Super Bowl and wardrobe malfunction, one of the biggest stories we did for weeks after that. That's my first show. At that point, I'm young.
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I'm very green. I'm wearing the only suit I have. And I'm sweating through it. And I don't know how to host a TV show. I had done sports calling in college. And I had done game calling. I love play-by-play, you know, for Fordham University. This was a dream of mine to host a show like this. This was a dream of mine to work in this capacity. But it came overnight. And I filled in one day.
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And I filled in the second day. And I had to put on my second tie. And by Wednesday, I was out of clothes. And I hosted the show. As best as I could on a day-to-day contract, I think, if I remember correctly, for months. I know ESPN, you know, maybe considered other hosts. I know they brought in a dream job contestant, Zachariah Selwyn, for a while. I know maybe.
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I never understood why they weren't bringing in Stu Scott, Rich Eisen, Linda Cohen, or somebody. Because I believed in the show. But that's how I got the job. I got a phone call the night before my first real-day hosting the day of the Super Bowl.
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Well, no, I'm sure I was being paid. I was definitely being paid at a rate, and I think I was sure as happy. And I knew I wanted to stay on PTI.
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uh... but eric's list right on set the best advice i heard them on the list was keep your head down and just focus on porn so i think i took a couple weeks off pti and i just did warn for a while and i learned how to kind of bomb post the show in the way the show was written and constructed that moment but my next year or two while i was you know working to try to get a long-term contract and it's a probably a year i would say respectfully for everybody
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I was slowly trying to evolve what the role of the host was because I didn't want to host a show that I was judged during execution or in maybe the way it was initially, you know, I think the host was supposed to have the final opinion and I didn't want to really do that. So I wanted to kind of put the panelists in position to prove why their opinions are right.
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And that happens from time to time. I'm not somebody that's courting that per se. So there was my face. Look at that.
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And and then have some fun with the with the play of the show. And then, of course, we we we evolved in any number of ways over 22 years with both our crew of people. And I mean, I know you're talking to me right now, but we have to talk about, you know.
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Woody Page and Bob Ryan and Bill Plaschke and Kevin Blackstone and Tim Kalashow, who did so much of the heavy lifting, Jay Adande, all those years and do all the heavy lifting every day. And of course, what we become, which I'm most proud of, you know, I'm most proud of the heart this show had, but that we introduced to the entire community in some ways, Mina Kans, who I...
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Many times saying, there's a place for you on TV. And we got to a place where she was comfortable. That was Mina's art. Yeah, I know. We did Mina. And Monica McNutt. And Pablo Torre. Sarah Spain was ours. Pablo Torre.
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I mean, I had real moments where I was tracking video of Bomani doing radio out of, maybe it was Toronto, the score, while he was doing that in North Carolina. Or Sarah Spain. She's ours, too.
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The first time I saw Sarah, I mean, it was her third show, and I was thinking, I need to get her on a big-ticket debate show we were doing on live because she was such a force of nature. And it goes on and on. You can keep Sarah, by the way. You can tell me anything you want. I know we had...
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You mean the color cardinal?
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That's the name of their band mascot. It's like this little annoying tree that dances around and makes fun of everyone. He's a little jerk.
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He's creepy, though. He's killed a lot of people.
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He's creepy. So creepy. Pete's definitely got bodies in the closet. Yeah. He's got like witty vibes. Yeah.
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I always thought of him as cartoonish.
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Yeah, King Baby Cake.
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They had to get copyright, I think, permission, Billy.
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I saw a whole TikTok about this recently.
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Counterpoint is the Bears.
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I've been saying it for 40 years with the Jets, the Jaguars, the Bears, those ones for sure. The Dolphins. The Dolphins. Stu, I like your coach, hire Aaron Watton.
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Are the Raiders one of those teams, too, that you can kind of just be like, eh? Yeah.
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I'd say that teams you can sort of offhandedly dismiss are the Bears, the Raiders, the Jets, the Browns, the Jags, Carolina, the Dolphins, and the Giants.
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You have to imagine, can somebody use that voice? I live with a Giants fan who dismisses every positive thought I've ever tried to offer him about the Giants. I'm like, oh, but should I say, oh, Malik Nabors is really good. He's like, no, you're wrong. They're terrible. They've always been bad. Even the Super Bowl teams were bad. They were the worst team ever. I'm like, okay, fine. You're right.
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He wants Hurts and Will Shipley instead of Saquon and Kenny Pickett.
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And I'm just saying to myself, God, I'm going to miss hearing these guys throw to these new network shows so much. I think it's a Sherlock spinoff. It's like a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, but Dr. Watson spinoff. He's a lawyer, but he doesn't play by the rules.
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So Abe Gibran played for the Bears in the 50s, and then he coached for the Bears in the 60s and the 70s, but he also coached for a team called the Chicago Wins, which was a WFL team. Greg, do you remember the WFL in 1975?
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Well, they tried to hire or tried to sign Joe Namath. That was like Chicago wins claim to fame. And I guess he said no.
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Winds. Plural. It's like a windy city thing.
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That's what my Grammy used to say.
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She also said sugars instead of diabetes.
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You're letting the pet take the blame.
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Has your dog ever farted, Greg, and your wife doesn't believe that it wasn't you?
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He probably does, yeah. The exterminator's wife, Chris, is probably like, no fucking way. I know that was you.
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Oh, all the time. But she has a very clean diet, except for the days when she comes to work and people feed her Chick-fil-A fries, and then all bets are off. No more of that.
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Dímelo, mi gente! Alex, felicidades, tío. ¿Cómo está la cosa?
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Okay, so vamos a jugar un juego que se llama Refran del Día.
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All right. I know where it landed. Excellent. How do you like that? Alex, can you please let the people know what Me Cago en la Leche means? Oh, my God.
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Ich verstehe nicht, was der Ansatz ist. Wir haben erwähnt, dass er verletzt wird. Das ist das, was ihn verkauft. Zwei Stanley Cups zuvor, wo er zurückkam und einen gewonnenen Punkt hatte und den einen Sieg gegen Vegas hatte, als sein Körper durch einen Auto-Karriere verletzt wurde. Es hat ihm viel gekostet. Schau dir Matthew Kachuck an. Das ist legendarische Sachen.
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Aber wenn er auf dem Eis ist, werden viele Leute getötet. Und wenn du mit dem Puck schlapp bist und dein Team getötet wirst, dann wirst du nicht in All Black für ein Feierabend und spielst dein schlechtes Spiel der Saison.
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Und Zaz, die Panthers gewinnen dieses Jahr in verschiedenen Wegen. Aber wenn du dir die letzte Konferenz-Wettbewerbsserie gegen Carolina anschaust, und du siehst, dass das Matthew Kaczuk gegen diesen Matthew Kaczuk ist, Glücklicherweise brauchten die Panthers ihn nicht. Sie brauchten nur Sam Reinhardt. Aber Matthew Kaczuk war in der letzten Saison gegen Carolina der Boss.
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Total anders als Matthew Kaczuk. Vielleicht wegen der Mannschaft, aber auch wegen seiner Gesundheit. Ein Hockey-Spieler hier, Dan.
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Okay, fair enough. Everyone's got an opinion. We're the type of show that will cater to one comment and be like, God damn it, we can't get it right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Greg, is it fair to say that this is all an overthink? I mean, nobody beats the Carolina Hurricanes 16 games in a row. Everybody knows that's very tough. It's very difficult to do in the Eastern Conference Finals. You had a team who's a good team, whose season was on the line, who wants to finally win for their head coach in the Conference Final. Who was due. They were in a rock fight.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Aim for a consensus opinion here.
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That was 1-0 until Kachuk makes that sloppy play.
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Whole different ballgame. Es war ein Team, das versucht hat, sich nicht zu schlagen. Und sie haben die Bälle so beantwortet, wie es war.
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Ich glaube, es ist fair zu sagen, dass du zu unseren Kritikern von Matthew Kaczuk überreaktierst, was absolut wahr ist. Wir wissen, wie hart er ist. Er hat viel mit seinem Publikum gespielt. Du kannst sagen, dass er ein schlechtes Spiel hatte und anerkennen, dass er verletzt wurde. Das kann ein Beitrag sein, aber er ist auf dem Eis. Du wirst zuerst sagen, dass sich jeder dieses Jahr verletzt hat.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
I've seen some mentions. I don't know. Engagement is difficult on social media these days. I don't know what's what. But people generally like Zazz. Greg's here. Yes, Greg is walking in.
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Ich meine, der Stanley Cup Final vs. Vegas sollte genug sein, um ihm diese Favoritabilität zu bieten.
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Das ist der Grund, warum er dich bezieht. Ich verabschiede mich einfach von den Leuten.
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Nein, er ist klar immer noch verletzt. Und es gab auch Mal, in den Playoffs, wo er nur ein Körper war. Aber seine Offensiv-Skillset ist, vor den Kreisen zu stehen und Rebauen zu machen.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Das ist ein guter Punkt, Dan. Sie haben einen sehr guten Winger, der sich nicht für Spiele in Mackey befindet. Sie haben gezeigt, wie tief sie sind. Jesper Boquist geht von sich nicht zu der ersten Linie mit Reinhardt. Das ist absolut das, was mit Reinhardt passiert.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Die Florida Panthers waren gegen die Elimination, Sam Reinhardt würde es geben, aber die Panthers haben entschieden, wir haben einen einfachen Zeitraum mit diesem Gegner hier. Lass uns ihn retten.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Es ist keine Lüge. Sie haben ihn für Spiel 3 gesetzt. And they won that game. Their decision was rewarded.
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Man, you knew he would show up for that empty net. Sebastian Ajo, one of the great frauds in that sport. You knew at 6'1", that dude was going to be pin hunting.
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It's a long weekend on a Tuesday. I'm here, man. Congratulations on being here. Don't direct your frustration to me.
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Ja, es wäre wie der Running Man. Ich denke, die Leute würden sich während des Pre-Games anpassen. I think people would tune in and be like, alright, two teams playing for their lives. I'm like, is that the dude that used to run the... I can't do it with this show. They'll never get it right. They're dying their hair on that, Deus.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Sie mögen ihn. Gibt es noch jemanden, der eine Meinung hat?
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If we're making me playing for my life a television spectacle, do not invite Bob Myers.
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I don't want him there. I don't need his insight. Don't want him there. What are the stakes for a Game 7?
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You see how he added empirical to make his math dorks more impressive? Hedgefund empirical analytics.
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And by the way, that sounds like a guess. Zero times. Sounds like a guess. How about this? Shooter's Touch.
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What about all the bravado from Sue Gotts? We have the better team. They're this close from being up 2-1 in that series. They're also this close from being down 3-0. They saved their season with another 20-point rally. That's not hugely inspiring to me. It's great that they fought to save their season, because then this series would have been done and dusted.
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But the confidence oozing from you is a little perplexing.
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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So far you've just named two podcasts.
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That was several years ago. The one with Grant Wall? Ja, gute Rivalen. Das war gut. Ja, es war gut, aber es hat den Sports-Emmy nicht gewonnen.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Well, Sam Reinhardt not being in the lineup, that affects your offense, your defense, your power play and your penalty kill. And the power play went 0 for 4. So, yeah, that definitely affected things. And the way that Nico Mikula has been playing lately, he's been joining in on the offense. That affects your offense and your defense, too.
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That wasn't a sweep?
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Das war Carolinas erstes Lead in der ganzen Serie. Carolina ist sicherlich viel komfortabler mit einem Lead. Das lässt sie spielen. Sicherlich sind da die Verletzungen. Und wenn du einen Tipp nimmst zu diesem Panther-Rund. Sie haben es zu tun, die Teams zu Hause zu lassen, wenn sie die Möglichkeit haben, sie zu eliminieren. Ich denke, in diesem Lockerraum
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Du siehst hier ein Team, das gegen die Edmonton Oilers 3-0 gewonnen hat und das fast ausgelöst hat. Du siehst hier ein Team, das 6-0 gewonnen hat gegen Serrano und auf der Straße für ein 7-0-Spiel gespielt hat. Sie haben in diesem Rundum Miss-Opportunitäten verpasst. Sie sind normalerweise zurückgewandert, aber du musst dir vorstellen, dass das mit ihren Händen ein bisschen anfängt.
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Leute lieben Zaslow.
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Bad lazy giveaway at the opposing blue line. Kachucks is good for those turnovers occasionally. You got excited. Was it game two where he played really well and you thought, oh, Kachuck might be back. But he's still not right. He's still not moving well. He's going to be able to deliver something on that power play, especially when he gets behind the net in his happy place.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
But he's always looking for Reinhardt in that high slot. He doesn't have Reinhardt there, which might attribute to the power play struggles that they've had. And Barkov, too, by the way, last night. Too bad.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Ich habe nicht wirklich die Internetseite geschaut. Was für ein Spot ist das? Die Leute issen dich, Kumpel. Du bist dumm. Schau nicht auf die Reddit. Ich habe einfach alle Kommentare verloren.
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Nein, es hat uns gesagt, dass er nicht der gleiche Spieler ist, aber wir haben auch das Spiel 2 wiederentwickelt, wo er, obwohl seine Geschwindigkeit nicht der gleiche war, das Spiel dominierte. Er hatte mehrere Punkte, er war der beste Vorwärter, der erste Star der Nacht. Also hat er dir gezeigt, dass er gut spielen kann.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Und wir sprechen nicht, wie... His injury affects his straight line speed, his agility. The problem that we had with him last night was the sloppiness with the puck.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Tony. Hate to do this, but in that very same game, very juicy spread of minus 5.5 to a team that's lost 11 out of their last 12 games. 1-0, of course, but have lost 11 of their last 12 games. We don't know if Steph Curry's going to play, but we do know that Jimmy Butler's going to play. And I'm going to bank on... Jimmy Butler having a pretty good game tonight. You can't do this this way.
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Third liner on the Panthers, of course. The cleanup hitter for the Marlins.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
We're in a contract here with DraftKings. I know, but I'm trying to give people value.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
A fresh mozzarella when you got a nice Italian sub.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Oh, yeah. Oh, I love Munster cheese. That was it? Best cheese.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I like Munster, too. That's such a normal take. Okay, thank you. Thank you very much. When I go to Publix and I get my chicken tender sub, I get Munster cheese.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I thought it was millions of dollars, wasn't it? It's a couple hundred grand. The security deposit's a couple hundred grand, like 250.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I'm going to take Golden State minus five and a half.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Oh, wow. That's pretty good. It's in there.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I didn't realize we had a substitute complicated legacy. Brought to you by Headquarter Toyota.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
This Jimmy Butler shit is making everybody crazy. How dare you?
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
You just got there because you're tall.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
How did you get from the trajectory of good at school, Playing sports, giving you the confidence in sports, left turn animals. Where did that come from? Animals were the focus from the very beginning.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
So you go from working with other animals in a capacity that lands you on Salo de Gigante with Don Francisco.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
You've been recognized in a lot of places. What's the most special place to you that you've been recognized?
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
He became one of my biggest mentors. It's like meeting Dan. So like the same way that you have that with Jim Fowler, you're sitting there watching TV as a kid. I have that same moment with Dan where I'm watching him on PTI or whatever, and I'm looking at him. And then now all these years later, we're working together and he's one of my mentors. One of the most down to earth guys.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Mi gente, thank you for watching Tony Tonight.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Good to see you, Ron. This is hollow ground. It is hollow ground. Your name is on the wall. Well, you know what?
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Where'd you go to high school? Miami Palmetto. Palmetto. Okay, so we're already bitter rivals from the beginning because I'm a Killian guy. Oh, big cat trophy. I'll have you say that. I won it every year that I went to school. Really? I didn't win it once. The reason why, Tim Hardaway Jr. stopped me every single time. Oh, that's right. Can you take us back to the beginning?
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah. That's exactly right. Yeah. That's exactly right. Mm-hmm. Old people do love that shit. And I'm old now. I can't deny it anymore.
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Postgame Show: My Voice Does That To People (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
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Local Hour: The Bash Brothers Invented Weightlifting
This is our metric system. They can't play fast and loose with our metric system. We're not trying to... Wait, unless we are. Are we trying to tell them what a kilogram is?
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I feel no shame. I don't understand what you continually try to do. I don't like Brad Marchand. That's fine. He's a key contributor on a team that's in the Eastern Conference Finals. I move on. My team is in the Eastern Conference Finals for the third consecutive year. I don't have to like the guy, nor do I have to make it a thing.
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Viele Leute, die in Hockey arbeiten, die ich nahe bin, sagen mir, dass ich Brad Marchand absolut lieben würde, wenn ich ihn jemals treffen würde. Und ich möchte ihn nicht treffen. Ich habe keinen Interesse daran, jemanden zu treffen. Ich würde sagen, Brad ist ein sehr guter Winger auf der am meisten konsistentesten Linie in Florida für drei Playoffs.
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Wenn du jetzt sagen möchtest, dass er Florida's best player of the playoffs ist, das ist eine starke Hand, dann würde ich das nicht sagen. Ich denke, er ist ein guter Winger auf der anderen Seite der Linie. Luster Reinen ist phänomenal.
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Es hat immer die Linie gewesen, um jemanden zu starten.
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Ich denke, wenn es um Erwartungen, Salarien, Vertrauen und Konsistenz geht, ist die dritte Linie Florida's beste Linie für drei Playoffs. Und was ich tue, ist ein bisschen ein rhetorischer Trick, weil alle anderen Linien ziemlich unterschiedlich sind. Während du weißt, dass in der dritten Linie zwei Namen in Sharpie geschrieben werden. Unless Barkov's injured and then they move Lundell up.
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It's Lundell and Listerainen.
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Du solltest es nicht mehr nennen. Ich weiß nicht, was ein Cakewalk ist. Wir haben das schon gemacht.
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Let's not put that poll up that we just asked for.
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I can't believe grandfathered is racist.
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Well, generally, you know what?
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Ich würde sagen, dass sie eine große Vorstellung zu dem Baseballstadion in Durham in den letzten 30 Jahren gemacht haben.
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Genau. Wir kriegen den nächsten, Junge.
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Die Zazzle-Männer bekommen Vertigo.
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It's like a roller coaster. No, they can prepare you for the first time that you do that. I almost fell out? I was sitting there with a bottle of wine. It was a bottle of red. Huge mistake. Wow.
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Oh, we like it when the cars go fast. Memorial Day Weekend is here and so is one of NASCAR's crown jewel events, the Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte Motor Speedway, happening Sunday, May 25th at 6pm Eastern and for the first time ever, it's streaming live on Prime. This track is fast, demanding and built for drama.
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And when it's 600 miles under the lights, you're in for a marathon of non-stop strategy and speed. But it's more than just a race, it's a moment. The Coca-Cola 600 marks the culmination of NASCAR salutes together with Coca-Cola, an annual tribute to honor our nation's heroes. Looking to add even more to your race experience? DraftKings has you covered.
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Are you not going to tell anyone? Wait a minute.
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Wir sehen uns beim nächsten Mal.
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Wenn ich Schmerzen rieche für mich selbst, werde ich sagen, okay, das bestätigt vorherige Berichte. Könnte wahr sein.
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In Greg's defense, Billy is moving very quickly. It's hard to follow.
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Sie sind nach der Verletzung in Vancouver auf dem Boden gefallen. Sie hatten viele Füchse, mehr als die meisten MLS-Spieler, weil der tiefen Rundfuss. Sein Vertrag endet am 31. Dezember.
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Wenn man die Begeisterung sucht, hat sein Freund Jordi Alba, der in Miami zusammen mit einem Barcelona-Teammate zusammengearbeitet ist, bis zum Jahr 2027 gestiegen. Ich habe noch keine Beratungen von Messi gemacht, seit ich die größte Geschichte in der Geschichte von Südflorida-Sport verbreitet habe.
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Yeah, he's getting older at a time that they're about to move into the stadium that's been put off for several years. You'd like to open that stadium with Lionel Messi. But they have a relatively unproven head coach that got off to a really fast start. And there's a little adversity here. Now Orlando is a good team inside the Eastern Conference. But what a difference three weeks make.
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Miami was cruising atop the Eastern Conference. And now they're right in that area of like struggling to make the playoffs. But it's a long season and they'll usually figure things out.
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That's alright. I'm just trying to boost my own credentials by putting the story over. If I say it's the biggest story, then I make myself look better because I broke it.
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What did you think it was? Lance Stevenson getting drafted by Big 3?
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He was not consulted on this Lance Stevenson draft pick and he's like, I'm out of here. Is that what happened? Yeah, because it's on site with Lance Stevenson. They're playing one-on-one. I like it. I don't like this one bit. Lance Stevenson, you don't make that kind of acquisition in Miami. I like it. Where is Big 3 leadership? This is right up there with Marshan.
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This is not something that you do. You don't bring Lance Stevenson to Miami.
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Credit to Michael Beasley. Who I believe is also a champion. Is he not? Was he not on one of those teams? I don't think so. He wasn't? He wasn't on one of the LeBron teams that made it? He was. He was on 14 that lost. Aww.
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Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
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Oh, du meinst literally, nicht wie Edward oder Types.
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Er präsentiert sich sehr gut. Keine Ahnung, dieser jüngere Fitness-Kick von ihm. Ich glaube, fünf Jahre lang. Es ist nicht so jünger. Es ist nicht mal ein Kick an dem Punkt. Ja, das hat sicherlich seine Job-Sicherheit geholfen. Keine Ahnung.
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Oh. Wie ist das Website? Ist das Sugatz? Hat Sugatz einen von ihnen bekommen?
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Nein, nein. Warte bis 2000. Nein, nein, weil an bestimmten Punkten hat er einen vierjährigen Streak von Übungen und wir wussten es nicht.
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We got a sicko's delight inside the ACC. The ACC Baseball Tournament is underway. Classic ACC matchup between Cal and Miami. This game, the first pitch was at 6 a.m. Pacific time for those watching at Berkeley. We got underway with a Bund single. I am locked in. Positively dialed.
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This is at the Durham Bulls. Well, no, it's in Durham.
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Yeah, East Coast. But Cal, ACC member.
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This is a 6 a.m. start for their natural... So 9 a.m.
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For their body clocks, yeah. They probably pulled up to the stadium. Their bodies thought it was like 4.30 a.m. Looks like there's 63 people there.
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It's a major difference between 6 and 9.
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Late May is always great for the sickos. You got the baseball conference tournaments going on and pretty soon we have Roland Garros. So your boy is going to be knee deep in action by the time 4.30am rolls around.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Thanks, Dan, for coming out. We're going to be here until about noon, so a couple more minutes here just hanging out at 2721 Bird Avenue, the Flanagan's here in Coconut Grove, as you can see. Toys have been dropped off. We've got a beautiful Woody. We've got some trucks. We've got some lip balms over here. We've got a football for football guys. Excuse me. We've got a Nerf gun.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
We've got amazing Spider-Man Uno. People have come through and brought some amazing gifts. I've had to transition from Santa with the mustache to a more Dagestani Santa with the no mustache look because the mustache was starting to get twirled and I couldn't speak without getting hair in my mouth.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Dan, yeah, no, I will update you on this, Dan. We've had people bring a lot of stuff, as you can see. We're very happy with that. One thing to report is that it did start raining, and the sun is out now, so it's making it very steamy. So that's one thing to report that's going to be tough for Cuban Santa to keep on his shirt and his beard, because...
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You know how it is when it gets steamy on the blacktop.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Luigi Mignogne. Nailed it. That's close. Yeah.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Salvador Dali, Dolly Parton.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
The Buffalo Bills, residents of Whoville. The Philadelphia Eagles, residents of Whoville. The Detroit Lions, still residents of Whoville. Kansas City Chiefs, residents of Whoville. Baltimore Ravens, resident of Who'sville. And just sneaking in, right into the gun. Dan? Oh, Dan, you're there?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stugats. It was hard to follow. Number two, Tony? No, I'm not doing that. Last resident of Whoville. Oh, Whoville. Not doing it. Yeah, last resident of Whoville. The Packers. Whoville population of six. Whoville, the Packers just snuck under the gun.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
They have that look. Packers are good. I've got a little future on them on DraftKings Sportsbook. Oh, wow. Packers to win the whole thing. Just a little sprinkling that I had in August, baby. Got a good little price on it. So, again, your Google population. All right, listen to me. Bills, Eagles, Lions, Chiefs, Packers, Ravens.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Absolutely, Dan. 2721 Bird Avenue. We're here at the Flanagan's in Coconut Grove. We're accepting all toys.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Tony, you there? There we go. All right, Tony, give it to us. All right, Walt, Tony's top five.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Tony's top five. Damn. Thank you. All right, Tony's top five is brought to you by Branches. Give that shirt a tug, Dan. You're going to hate that visual.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Untuck it. You might want to get up there. You're better now. Better now.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Do we have a Jeremy song we can play? All right, number five. Go ahead, Tony.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It was nice to see the vestiges of the Aaron Rodgers to Devontae Adams connection this week, like the ghost of Christmas past. It was fun.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Is Dan there?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It was just nice to see, like, oh, that's what it used to look like. That's right. That's what it was supposed to look like. Gotcha. Okay. It was fun.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Number four, Lions in the bad spot of losing not only the battle, but did they also lose the war? Makes you think. A lot of guys got injured during that Bills game. David Montgomery out for the season, a couple of D linemen, a couple of corners. All of a sudden, that team's not as deep as it used to be. It's a good loss, though, Tim.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Number three, Tony. Yes, yes, but not this one. All right, number three. I can't wait for the Chiefs to pull off a Christmas miracle by making Carson Wentz look like the MVP now that Patrick Mahomes is hurt.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Number two, John. No, I like that. Number two. You're tucked away in bed. It's Christmas Eve. It's nighttime. About 1130. Close to midnight. You hear a pitter-patter on the roof. Pitter-patter. You're like, what could that be? All of a sudden...
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
you kind of sneak out of your one out of your bedroom you're walking down the hall you hear somebody inside next to the christmas tree you hear some toys rattling you hear something you're like could that be there's no way you kind of like look over the corner of the wall right the hallway you kind of look over and you see the outline of jolly old saint nick and you're like oh my god i can't believe he's real you kind of take a step over to see is that really him and then he tells you
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
There's one for you right there, kid. Turn around. All of a sudden, a little tiny box right where you were. How did he know you were there? How did he know to put the box there? All of a sudden, you open up the box. What is it? It's a 40 burger. You look at it, you're like, a 40 burger? All of a sudden, Santa turns around. Guess who Santa is? Baker Mayfield.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
He tells you. Yeah. Here come the bucks. Ha, ha, ha.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Good team. Number one, Tom. He said they're on their way. Number one, we were talking a couple weeks ago about who's who, right? Were the Packers a who when they lost to the Lions? Who's who? Well, I'm here to tell you, the Whoville population is six. There are six people, six teams in Whoville, okay? My beard's getting onto the microphone. It's okay. There's six teams in Whoville right now.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Yeah, Dan, slow morning right now for the tour drive, but we're here accepting all sorts of toys. Hold on. Excuse me. Okay. My beard is getting a little bit into my mouth when I talk. It's that time of year. The hairs are a little longer than I would have liked. Yeah. So, again, we're going to be here on Bird Road at the Flanagan's, the best one of all time, by the way.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
We got this box, but we're going to need a bigger box when more people come and bring us stuff. You're going to bring something? All right. No? Okay. Well, thank you. All right. So, Dan, you can bring a bunch of unwrapped toys, whatever you want. We've got different ages.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
We've got younger kids that can go for, like, a Nerf ball or, like, an athletic ball or dolls or something like that to older kids in middle school and high school that could be gift cards, cash, like Stugatz said. I'll be able to take care of that. Cash? No, not cash. Tank toys.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Yeah, okay. All right. If you're out of town, go to branchesfl.org, and you can donate some stuff there, too. We'll be here hanging out till noon. Bring over any toys, any gift cards. No cash, but bring over that stuff. We'll be here hanging out.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
It keeps getting into my mouth.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
What's up, everybody? Your boy is back from paternity leave, and I have a very important announcement. UFC 311 MMA Hangout is back at Casa Tiki live and in person at the number one UFC bar on the planet, Casa Tiki. We'll be watching UFC 311. That's Islam Makachev versus Armin Sarukyan, number two.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
We've got the Bantamweight title also in line between Merab Dualishvili, and we've got Umar Namagomedov undefeated. Plus, we've got a banger to open all that stuff up, Yur Prohaska versus Jamal Hill. 10 p.m. Saturday night at Casa Tiki Live if you want to pull up on the boys or YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, wherever you watch the MMA Hangout. Support us. We love you. 2025, big year. We're back.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Oh, you better believe it.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Well, it's both because I don't think I'm being hyperbolic when I say... Because of those two things, Tatum's injury and what it means for the future, not just this series, what it means for the future of the Celtics, and the fallout of Dallas getting the number one overall pick, I don't think I'm being hyperbolic when I say I think the landscape of the league changed last night.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
I think the landscape of the entire league changed last night.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
And by the way, Tatum is likely out at least half of next season.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
It's that noticeable, the sound of
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
They were not winning that game.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
They were not going to win that game.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Oh, I don't think it softens the blow at all because their team is never going to be the same.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Oh, I don't think it's that Tatum's not going to be the same.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Bing bong! I'm so in on this. I'm straight up rooting for the Knicks. Let's go, Knicks! I've been rooting for the Knicks from day one.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Why didn't Missoula just yell for him to get up?
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
That's the worst part. They were supposed to be this unstoppable team again this year, even though they're the two seed. It was going to be back-to-back champions. And now, if we're being honest... Are the Celtics winning again anytime soon?
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
And as a huge Knicks fan, you love it.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
The Knicks have not hurt me and also have not hurt you in over half of my life.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Billy, why do you have such a hard time understanding what's happening here?
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
I'm rooting for them. We're rooting for the Knicks. When it's the World Series, okay, and two teams are playing whoever it is, there's one team maybe that you're rooting over the other because you'd rather them win. You're not all of a sudden a Dodger fan just because you wanted them to beat the Yankees last year.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
That's a fun home court advantage. The crowd, they're right on the court. Larry Johnson's jumping around. All of a sudden, I don't care that he was punching Alonzo Mourning.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
The Celtics winning back-to-back... Greg, let me ask you something. The Celtics winning back-to-back championships... You think I need that shit in my life?
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Oh, it's a little bit of Rock Hogan, WrestleMania 18.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Did you find yourself mad last night when, you know, it was, I guess, we learned that that would have been the Heat's pick? Like, the Heat weren't in the draft lottery. It's not their pick.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
It doesn't bother me.
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Why is there no other team that has that? Where the former players sit courtside and not just sit there and watch the game. They're on the floor cheering and jumping around. No other team in sports.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
I'm saying it doesn't bother me when I learn that that would have been the Heat's pick. It's not the Heat's pick because they weren't in the lottery.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
You say this is not the right way to do it. That's a bad system.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Someone asked me this recently. I was like, I think it's a dollar.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Wait, you didn't believe her?
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
She sees him giving cash. I know it's a lot more expensive.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Then you've got to decide, do you do the lump sum, or do you do the yearly payout?
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Bunch of suckers doing that yearly payout.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
I think the big question there with what you just said, that they have a chance to close out a team, the Mecca, for the first time since 1999, are there still enough balloons and confetti in the Raptors since they seemingly used them all in that one win they had against the Miami Heat? Are there enough balloons and confetti left over?
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
There's some good irony last night, right, where before the game they're showing the Mavericks room celebrating it, getting the number one overall pick, and it's like, Oh yeah, they could have had Brunson for $55 million. Not $55 million a year, mind you. $55 million for the duration of the contract extension.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
It's like when the guy shoots from the corner and it winds up grazed in the backboard. He goes, that's bullshit. He didn't mean to do that.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
I'm totally rooting for the Knicks also, but... When the Knicks advance, because, I mean, Cody, three in a row without Tatum. What are you talking about?
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
When the Knicks advance. I'm not rooting for the Knicks anymore. Like, next round, it's over for me.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
But you don't want the Knicks to win the championship.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
That's what I'm talking about. You got Chalamet, he's all excited. You got Ben Stiller, he's excited. Tracy Morgan's puking on the court, he's excited.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
It's about hating the Boston Celtics.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
I actually went to bed last night knowing that the Celtics were down 3-1. I went to bed with a smile on my face. Literally, I was like this.
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Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
I fell asleep like that.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Uh-oh. That is amazing. Let me tell you something. It got grooved, Dan. More importantly, the pitch got grooved. Uh-oh.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I originally... I hope Chris is right, by the way. Yeah. I checked that one, man.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
But isn't the thing to do it as the number one guy, knowing that you're the face of the league, knowing that Adam Silver would have to crater the entire league to make sure that you don't get put on one of these lists? Dan, LeBron James is more protected than the president of the United States. I want you to know that. I don't think that's true.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I think so. I don't think that's accurate. I don't think so. He's more protected from PR, from all these different angles, than the president of the United States. Although the last president was accused of PEDs. He had to.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Greg, if I can, by the way, we thought the same thing about Sam Darnold, and now he just signed a $100 million contract, right? It's where you get plugged in, who you get plugged in with. All of a sudden, Zach Wilson starts looking really good in a system with Mike McDaniel, and then two years from now, somebody signs him to a $65, $70 million deal.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
It's not that bad. Heater one game up on the win column from the Portland Trailblazers.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
So vibes are bad. I'll tell you where it started. The game against the Pistons, Dan. You said that he would wake up 10 years from now in a cold sweat thinking about that timeout call, and all of a sudden that's the little domino, and what's the big domino going to be?
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I love that. Guys, so update me really quick. Obviously, I was locked in on the Panthers this past run, but so this guy is a guy from the Bruins, correct? That everybody hated. Mike called him a rat bastard, I think.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
You would. Okay, you would. So now he's a Florida Panther, and now he's talking about how much he loves the Florida Panthers, even though back like two weeks ago, he hated the Panthers and everybody on the USA team because of the Canadian USA thing.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
There's some mirrors that lie, though, because you look at some mirrors and you're like, ooh, I look good. And then you look at other mirrors and you're like, whoa, where did this guy come from? Not even the funhouse mirrors. Just a regular mirror. Sometimes the gym has some better mirrors.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I think you can work out with those mirrors. They do a workout, too.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
The thing is, he's the nation's foremost expert on Mac Holland, so any time that Taylor tweets something out, it's got to be right because obviously he's the number one guy for Mac Holland's news. When you send out the tweet and it says DTH instead of THE, it's like, oh, I don't know.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I've got an update on the Taylor situation. He said he had two typos posted, deleted, posted again, deleted again. Mike Garofalo posted, then I posted. That's just on him.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Problem was I went for a two-year deal to try to add the money involved, and that's how I got the mix-up and the typos.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I was going to say, Diablo took off. That's where I know the thing comes. All of a sudden, it's like, we're off to the races. This guy's gone. Can't you just edit a tweet in the first, like, hour?
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
It feels like if we want to get conspiratorial, the league has been turning a blind eye to people at that level taking things for a very long time. Like what we're just surprised that LeBron is at 40 years old now creeping back into the MVP race at 40 because he's had an incredible season all of a sudden.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I mean, he is fat. I mean. He's not.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Luca. And Chris. Bring him back.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Yes. I mean, I don't know. I'm saying it like I know, but I don't know. It just seems, it stands to reason.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
We were right about that, bud. Yeah, I was right about that. I don't want to take a victory lap, though, because I can't.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
But fire Nico is, right? Like, those fans do not deserve to be thrown out of a game for being fans. They're not happy with the move that Nico made. They took a 25-year-old generational talent who took them to the finals a year ago, and they traded them to the L.A. Lakers. Why would fans be okay with that when you factor in that Anthony Davis gave you the full Anthony Davis experience?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Best player in the world for a half, and he gets hurt walking, and he's out for eight weeks. I mean, that is Anthony Davis in a nutshell. And why can't fans walk in to their place of work where they're paying their good, hard-earned money and say, hey, I want to fire the GM without getting thrown out by the organization? Terrible job by the Mavericks. Terrible. He ain't wrong.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Fire Nico is benign.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
But Greg, wasn't there a part of the story where Mark Cuban is cursing back at those fans, telling them to sit the bleep down? Like, what are the Mavericks doing? What are they doing to their fans who care so much that they would bring a lame, ridiculous sign into the arena to say, fire the GM? Those are fans that care. Those are fans that you want to be. fans.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Let's get him back. Here's Anthony Davis. He's hurt. He's out for eight weeks and I have Luca back.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
We're giving them a take back. You think they underestimated the reaction?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Oh, I do. The Lakers don't have a say in this? It's just the Mavs?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
If Anthony Davis doesn't get hurt, are they still protesting outside?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
4 a.m. in New York.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
So the time you saw him be good, he wasn't good. That's correct. I just wanted to clear that up.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Oh, he is back. I'm hearing Coral Gables. Solid guard play. Don't be surprised if the Johnnies find themselves in the Elite Eight.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
So, racism and socks.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I got to be honest, he didn't drop the MJ name enough. I mean, my every answer to every question would have been Michael. I'm Michael's son. I'm MJ's son. Yeah. I'm number 23's son. Yeah. Have you heard whose son I am? Where'd you turn?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Yeah, it's not a wallet.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I'll phone it. That's right. Freddie's on it. But in this case, the picture would have been proof. So Greg is right. Right. Oh, you don't believe me here?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
It's not danceful.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Ah, Dano, kein OLI. Wie ihr seht, ist es heute ein ruhiger Tag. Wir hatten einen langen Wochenende, wir hatten den tollen Sonntagsservice, der von den Jungs von GodBlessFootball gebracht wurde. Wir hatten einen Hangout, wir hatten Sonntagabend live gestern Abend. Also eine Menge von Dingen, die wir dieses Wochenende gemacht haben. Also heute, ruhig im Pool. Kein OLI, wir gehen direkt in die Top 5.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Dano, bist du bereit?
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Nr. 5, Dano, ich schicke es eigentlich an dich für einen Dealer's Choice. Okay, Dan, du bist mein Dealer. Hier ist der Dealer's Choice Coach of the Year Update. Ich werde dir drei Namen geben. Dan Campbell, Kevin O'Connell, Mike Tomlin. Dealer's Choice, wer wählst du?
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Eagles keep winning, but there's trouble in paradise between number 1 and number 11. Dan, I don't know if you saw, Brandon Graham yesterday said that there was a little bit of a situation going on in the relationship with QB1 and wide receiver 1.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
I think he's injured.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Nummer 3, como coño. Okay, Dan, you can translate for the audience. Como carajo tu puedes tocar la pelota on that punt. The punt got blocked and you touch it trying to pick it up. What are you doing? Not only did you cost me money, you cost me fantasy position, you cost me everything, 27. Jerry Jones, his hand was shaking at the booth when they panned over to Jerry during that situation.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Dan, that's the stupidest thing I've seen in a long time.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Nummer zwei, Dan, er ist nicht in den Top 10 in Passing Yards, er ist nicht in den Top 5 in Touchdowns thrown, aber wenn du Josh Allen aus den Bills genommen hättest, wären es 4 und 13. Das sagt mir eine Sache, Dano. Wow. Number one. Nummer 1, Dan. Jags-Titans. Ich dachte nicht, dass du das hättest. Das kann nicht Nummer 1 sein. Aber Jags-Titans, 10-6.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Das Spiel wird in jedem TV, in jedem Sportbar in Hell gespielt. Speaking of hell, Dan, our Prials. Those were Tony's Top 5 for Week 14. Every TV and every sports bar in hell is playing Jags Titans 10-6 with Mac Jones and Will Levis.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That was the description of you originally for the Panthers game yesterday. It was Cuban-born Dan Levitard.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It also had to rhyme with pie.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh my God, new movie idea. Cuban-born. but jason born but cuban yes wow new tony character is right jess whatever happened to cuban pilot uh well you know all right good yes and billy good thinking on your feet i don't want to i don't want to get into the airline industry but uh
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, I haven't seen it yet. I need infidelity. Like, I need cheating. I need some, I need some sloppiness. I need them going to the honeymoon suite and then looking at the other ones that they could have been like, okay, like, here we go. This is what I could have had. Like, all right. Jimmy, okay, Jimmy. Like, that's what you need. Not like, okay, we love each other. Who Ich will das nicht.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, Well, I think America took your note. Entertaining television to come. Thank you, Juju. Juju gets it.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I can see it. You know who Greg could be? Greg, you could be like Alfred for Batman.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Vater, weißt du sogar, wer Alfred ist in Beziehung zu Batman?
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wer ist er? Der Vater von Batman? Sein Butler. Alfred Bond?
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Can I just jump in real fast? I'm sorry. I'm looking at our Radio Row feed, and it is just Radio Row in a nutshell. We're supposed to have Diana and Stu Gotts right now from Radio Row, and they are both behind the set just chumming it up. Yes. Just talking to people. They're supposed to be on air right now with us, and they're just both shaking hands, kissing babies.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Billy spends— Fuentes, get our talent!
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Send Gabe to New Orleans. I want Gabe in New Orleans tomorrow because Gabe would not stand for this.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Classic. As you're saying it, Stugatz has now made his way out of our shot. Just, I don't know where he went.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Can I close a loop from the first hour? My mom's mom's name is Mary Elizabeth.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
My bad. I asked my mom. I said, what's your mom's mom's name? My bad. I misspoke again. My mom's grandma's name is Mary Elizabeth. Chris.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Lucy seems like a great carpool buddy. Like, if I was ever carpooling somewhere, I'd be like, Lucy, you're with me.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Yes, he's got it set up. I made payments for him. You know, we're still working on him doing it without anyone helping him, but it's on his phone and the payments have been made.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Venmo sponsors our bucket, and they also sponsor the Lucy Super Bowl Challenge presented by Venmo. So we've got to figure out here, what is going to happen?
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Iguanodon. I could punch you right now.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I remember when Wayne Newton almost fell and Tony saved him. Oh, my God. We had these high top bar stool type chairs, so he kind of had to get up on it, and the chair started going, and Wayne was going. We almost had a Wayne Newton falling on our stage, breaking a hip probably, and Tony stepped in. Caught the man with his right arm.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Asshole. We all need to take a deep breath. Everybody. Don't make me fine the entire company again.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I got a little FOMO, but my liver is happy. I don't need New Orleans in my life. The Super Bowl, in my experience, is like I like everything. I got to work, but then I like to have fun. So you end up by the end of it, my voice is gone. I know. It's just to answer your question, I'm good not going. I had FOMO at the beginning of the week, but now I'm just like I'm tired.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
FOMO. No, I'm good. Have you ever had FOMO, Dad? I don't know what that stands for. Fear of missing out.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Number five, Jameis Winston continues to be the most entertaining man in the NFL on the field. First player in NFL history to have 450 passing yards in a game with multiple pick sixes. The Jameis Winston experience, ladies and gentlemen.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Number four, Dan, three teams in the NFC North with nine-plus wins, and if the season ended today, all of them would be in the playoffs. But I've got something to report. I know you haven't looked at the schedule for next week. We've got Green Bay versus Detroit Thursday night. Dan, do you know what that is? I don't know what that is. It's a who's who game.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Oh, I thought we might be putting kids to bed. We're not putting kids to bed? No. No, I want the kids to watch this one. The kids want to see Jordan Love. The kids want to see Jared Goff. They want to see Knuckles. They want to see Sonic. They want to see all these people. So it's not a put-the-kids-to-bed game.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
It's a who's-who game because I've got a little flyer on DraftKings Sportsbook for Green Bay to win the Super Bowl. And if they beat Detroit on Thursday... It'll tell you who's who in that division.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Well, one of them are who, right? But then if the Green Bay Packers beat the Lions, then they're also who.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
He would behoove them. Exactly right. And the NFC, obviously, very strong. There's a lot of who's to be had. And one of them could be the Green Bay Packers if they win on Thursday.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Fake who? Fake who? I don't think so. Fake who? I don't think so. They're a fake who. Yeah, they're a fake who.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Number three. Number three. The Chiefs can't keep getting away with this, Dan. I agree. I know you guys talked about it yesterday, how they may be the worst 11-1 team win in history, but the way that they're winning their games, something's up there, and I don't like it, and they can't keep getting away with it.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Stu got his minor penalty.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Number two, Dan, speaking of who's who's, I think this is a real who. The Eagles feel like legit Super Bowl contenders.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
He didn't. He didn't, no.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Number one, Dan, I'm very sad to report this, and it's going to be a shock coming from me. But I'm also declaring it over for Kirk Cousins in Atlanta. Whoa! I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. I've been the biggest proponent and biggest champion for Kirk Cousins, probably in media history. I still think in the last two minutes of a game, he's still a Hall of Famer. But...
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Right after this game, I had to throw up the shoe on the power line and be like, you know what? It's over. We need to chop it up. We need to get Michael Penix in there because it's over for Kirk Cousins. Dan, did you know he didn't have one throw over 36 miles an hour? I can throw 36 miles an hour with my left hand. Something's off there. I don't like it.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
It's better. You think I haven't been practicing? Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
441 Powerline Road. Second down to nine.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Dan, thank you. Today we were at Bayfront Park right here. As you can see over my shoulder, we got the Port of Miami. Shout out to Rick Ross. We've got Bayside right next to us. People would say that the best time to be by the water is when it's sunny and when it's hot and you can go in.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
I would say, contrary to popular belief, like you were saying, Dan, actually being on the water during a colder day is better. Being on the boat, getting the breeze going, you got a little light jacket on because the chop is making it a little bit breezier than you think. That's the best time to be. I'm going to give you that one for free. Thank you. That's fine.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
Speaking of lucrative, Dan, Tony's Top 5 is presented by DoorDash. Get all your game day faves delivered. Head to DraftKings.com slash DoorDash to play for free. Restrictions apply. Void where prohibited. We start off only one OLI this week after the free one I gave you about being on the water is nicer when it's cold. Yep.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
That was the first OLI. This is the second and last. I don't want to talk about it, but the Ravens need to quietly let go of their Hall of Fame kicker. Mark my words, it's going to cost them in the playoffs.
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The Big Suey: Wild Week In The NFL (feat. Dianna Russini)
I mean, news dump on a Friday, kind of kick him out and be like, all right, we're Zane Gonzalez right now.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
That was very pejorative.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
Seven for 31 doesn't slap like over 16.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
He thinks he's crushing it. I'm telling you.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
Look at that smirk. He nailed it. That's the confidence that got him the job.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
He's like, you hear my Duval? You hear my Duval? I crushed it. Like, that's how he walked off that stage.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
This segment was fire.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
I had to do something light. He's like Kyle Mooney. I'm seeing so much of myself in this guy.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
This is the visual of Jeremy using that technique, like closing his eyes and being like, now I see it. It makes sense. Golden retriever.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
Yeah, that's my guy. One of the grossest things I've ever seen in a movie when he shows what's happening to his leg late in his career. It's just like, ugh, gross.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
So I haven't heard, I'm trying to think of what I've ever heard Stephen A. Smith call people. Not a liar, I've heard him say stay off the weed. He said somebody was on crack. But never a liar. Lamar Odom. Lamar Odom, who was on crack.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
Dan, you guys are going to have fun. You got him winning? Yeah, I do. It's fan voting.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
I think the thing, too, that's weird is that LeBron put voice to it. It's different when other media people or people on the internet are like, oh, Brian Windhorst is so weird. He's always following LeBron. For LeBron to voice that in an interview, that's the part to me that was like, man, LeBron, you know Brian. You know what the deal is. He's been building your lore since you were 17 years old.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
And all of a sudden, now you're going to switch up and be like, oh, no, he's weird. He's trying to act like he's my best friend. I'm a big fan of Brian Windhorst. I used to produce his podcast. Very nice guy. Well, thank you. Friend of mine, actually.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
No, no, I'm saying other people are friends with people for a long time playing video games. I got Dan to do COD.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
But were there together, all three of us would be...
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
To answer your question, I mean, sometimes when you are just a spectator, you can tell when someone is not performing as well as their peers. Even in baseball.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
We're the kind of friends that's like, with friends like these, who needs enemies?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Can you do Kermit the Frog? Yes, I can. That was my favorite. I was telling Miss Piggy, I said, hey, Jason Benetti's coming on.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
That offers like catnip for Dan. A Norm MacDonald story? Yes, please.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Just quickly, before we go on to that, you were with your friend this morning before the show. The show starts before 9 a.m. You were hanging out with your friend?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
No one's going to make fun of you for going to the gym and having a trainer.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Jess. I wouldn't make fun of you for that. Jess.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Tony would make fun of you.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
The problem is you have to say it happened yesterday. Yeah. And then we don't try to dissect it.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
I mean, we are experts on it, considering that we are constantly also criticized on the internet.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Is Dan doing kickboxing so he can fight all of us? Zumba? Zumba. What's the funniest workout to picture Dan doing? You're right, now I do want to make fun of you.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
He's not going to throw his makeup artist under the bus. That's definitely what it was.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
That's like 30 minutes, isn't it?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
40 minutes.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
That's the most annoying impression I think you've ever done.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
My lord. He's got a sweeper. I mean, if I may segue this to Miami's pro day earlier this week. I was thinking similarly to you. Just give me a second. Similarly to you, there's athletic feats that sometimes you're watching and you're like, is this bad? This looks like it's still good.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
This specific 40-yard dash by Cam McCormick, who is famously the nine-year player who had a bunch of injuries and now he went to Miami. He was a tight end. He's been with Mario Cristobal forever. He runs his 40. This was the video that was put out of his 40. That's a jog.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Listen to the end of this video, please.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
The person filming was like, wait a second.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Again, a guy who's had like five season-ending injuries. He's like Jeremy's age. He's competing against like 21-year-olds. But I thought, like, this is a prime example of... Keep your thoughts to yourself because there's 15 people filming in front of you. And I don't know who this person was, but I'm with Tony. This has to be a Miami person at the end of this video.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. Like, you're not tailoring it to a particular name. You know, all that jazz. You know, you don't got to do that. Oh, that would be a great call.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
Whoa. Smoothies are for everyone, Dan. You already accused me of segregation yesterday.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
If the Tua conversation was a pool, this is what you just did. That was the cannonball button. That's not my fault. That button says cannonball. Back to you, Dan. All right, good work.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Like AI, I'm getting better at detecting it. I got fooled by Paul Maurice videos were circulating during the Panthers playoffs that were clearly fake. Panthers never won. One or two of them may have got me, but like AI, I'm improving at recognizing it.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Just jogging in a park. Yeah. All right. So far looks real to me. I'll be the judge of this. He's jogging in a park. Pick up hoops game going on.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Totally fake. Right into the hoop. 100% fake. That's real.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
He's standing at a three-point line. Someone tosses him the ball, and in the air, he one-time kicks it. Yeah, lovely drop. The length of the court into the other hoop, and that is 1,000% fake. What? !
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I think this is the one out of the stadium. Here you go. Go deep. Go long. Oops, I overthrew it. It's out of the – yeah. All right. Still going.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
You know when they throw in front of the sideline before the game and the receiver catches it and tosses it to the quarterback? That's what they were doing. It's a checklist.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Depth perception. Did Blake Griffin jump over a Kia?
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Here we go. Look at him. He's getting ready. He's got a ball. He looks like he's a running back. He's running, running towards a car.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Don Levitard. You have some hot takes today. Joe Chestnut's a fraud. Oh, he's on fire. He called Connor McDavid overrated before the show.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I'm afraid of some host at WFAN. We're going to play again. We're going to play a clip.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Why are you terrified of Sal Licata? Why are you terrified of Sal?
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Maybe Mike McDaniel feels like he controls all of this. And he's like, okay, Tua, you think you're worth 50? This season, the offense is going to look different. You think you're going to have those stats? And they try to have a successful season while undermining Tua. So they're going to tank just to not pay the quarterback. No, try to win, but try to... tank their offensive quarterback stats.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I don't want to get confused here. I think it was they're down by three. Judge hits a double. Soto hits a double. And now it's the guy was saying, should you have walked Judge? But that would have brought the tying run to the plate.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I think after Soto's double, if Kevin would order a walk to Judge.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
It's a good idea. I'm obviously joking a little bit, but what spot are the Dolphins, in all seriousness, what spot are the Dolphins in if they have Tua in a contract year? You don't want him. If he has the year he has last year, he's gone. No, you can sign him.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Tua kind of did that, at least in this generation.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Let him play out the contract. Run the shit out of the ball.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
It's a body of work thing. Giant infant.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
who's tony i'm just kidding i'm making a joke but like my mom was just like whoa we can't have everybody go okay it was silent back here what day is that but i mean to be fair like she did not say who's tony there are certain people that if you invite one you have to invite the other like if you invite tony then you have to invite you know chris and well chris obviously he's going but roy has to go and then if you invite roy then like this person has to go if you invite jeremy he's part of the hee-haw three now does yeti have to go i i mean yeti yeti should be there yeti will be there in
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
But if you invite Roy, then you have to invite Billy, obviously.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
But should she have to cut someone off her list for Mike Fuentes?
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
And Mike Fuentes did save your life once, so point in his favor.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
For a guy that's worn deck shoes every day for 30 years.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
Hmm. Chris is on to something. Where's my money at? If Rex is sitting in the Stugas chair, he should have to do weekend observations, not back in my day. That's a good point. So I'm excited for that segment later.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
Wait, Greg, can you do a limited fake Stu Gotts laugh next? That was pretty good. Not bad.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
You can spot a woman faking it. Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Tony Reale, möchtest du hier einen Verdikt machen? Wir denken, dass Stu... Ich bin nur überrascht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
You're not giving the people the authentic heartbreak that they want today. New York, Stugatz, they dared to hope. I'm not saying that it's hopeless. It can't start worse than that.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
It's all self-protection. He won't show us his real feelings. This is caveman male behavior from him. He's wrapped in armor.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Wie fühlst du dich als jemand, der New York liebt, würde ich sagen?
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Kann ich dich als New York Knicks-Vorsitzender als Sam Morrell hiren, um etwas nach Around the Horn zu tun?
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
I thought he said he wanted to work around the Knicks. He's going to miss it so much. Not for us.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
You're making the media rounds these days. I'm reading a lot of things about you all of a sudden.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Yeah, your hair was terrible in it. You looked unprofessional. I dropped the phone onto my crotch in the middle of it. It was embarrassing. As an audition for America, it was embarrassing. You seemed nervous as well. You did that to me. But now look at you. Now soaring through the sky, turning down job offers. Have competition for everyone.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
All of a sudden everyone's like, look at this positive television sports person who can do live things well. Perhaps he's been in a cage at ESPN and is now going to soar freely through the cosmos.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Okay, well Pleaser, you've made the media rounds here recently on a show that had more episodes. I saw Pablo wrote this the other day. More episodes than Oprah, more episodes than Jerry Springer. There was somebody else, I'm forgetting.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Das war ein guter Rundum. Art of Conversation ist das, mit dem du mich getroffen hast. Es waren zwei. Es waren zwei. Es waren zwei Episoden. Riley und Ricky. Oh, Ricky.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
It was unnecessary. We're celebrating this man.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Well, but no, they're making fun of the art of conversation. A two episode show that I have.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Die Spannung ist viel Spaß. Und das ist auch viel Spaß, Stugatz, weil du sagst, dass ich all das mit Nummern versuche, dass mich und Jeremy mit all dem Mathematik Spannung haben. Wie ist es mit Spaß? Würdest du gerne einen koreanischen Broadcast hören, der den größten Verlust in der Geschichte von New York Knicks feiert?
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
He was faking it. He can do that. He's a professional television person. He can roll with anything. He has no idea what the art of conversation is. It was a joke you made to cut me. And it was funny to the people in our audience who saw either of those two episodes or have heard us talk about it.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Didn't get a prime time slot. First of all, Van Talk had a longer run. Wasn't given a real shot. Not the point, when I'm talking about Around the Horn, one of the great success stories in the history of ESPN and in sports television.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
And he now leaves the job, and you guys should know the conversation around it, by the way, because your last show is next Friday, Tony, and then you're going to come down.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Verzeih mir für das. Ich bin sehr in Ordnung mit deinem Leben, wie du weißt, in den letzten Monaten. Und du bist gegen diesen Springboard mit... Trepidation and excitement because it's an entirely new life for you.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
But while you're making these media rounds, I'm seeing someone who is my friend, an exceedingly kind person, a light all the time, having to make arguments against Jay Mariotti about your show or ESPN being too political or too woke when all I've ever seen you to be politically on air is kindness and decency.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
How does this work for you in terms of being surprised?
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Can you take us through here when you're talking about how great this week has been, whatever goodbye is going to be, and however you want the punctuation on this thing to look tomorrow, I am certain that you will get emotional. I know I did. And I did a show that I was very proud of that didn't have a third of the run of your show.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Du hast etwas in deinem Legacy, das sehr wenige Leute bekommen, das ist eine Gemeinschaft von einer Generation von Leuten, die sich um etwas kümmern, was du auf der TV gemacht hast. Was passiert also morgen, als du sagst Tschüss? Was überlegst du, als du reinmachst und was verlässt du?
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Chris, is this him dinging? Who's dinging around here?
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Ist das ein Copyright jetzt, dass ihr euch bezahlt? Wenn ihr später hierher kommt, wenn ihr hierher kommt in einem Monat, 5 Dollar, ihr zahlt uns. Ja, sorry about that. Das ist nicht erlaubt.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Sam Darnold-Spleen, meine Damen und Herren, das sind die beiden Herren, die den Start haben.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Ich habe gehört, Tony, als du in den Broadcast kamst, habe ich gehört, dass jemand gesagt hat, dass du deine Hände vor dem Anrufen schlägst, weil jemand etwas darüber gesagt hat, was Mental Fortitude angeht. Wer war es? War es Stugatz, der über Mental Fortitude gesprochen hat?
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
That is correct, because no matter what the critics would say about that show, it did do it differently and it made things smarter. It was... Er wurde als politisches Fahrzeug beobachtet, weil Tony stolz auf diverse Stimmen eine Chance gab, an einer Stelle zu sprechen, an der ESPN in dieser Bereiche wundervoll defizient war. Das waren grundlegende Shows, die Eric Rideholm übernommen hat und seine
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Das hier endet und ich lese Berichte damit, dass sie Tony und Mike zweimal die Show machen wollten, aber die Berichte sagen, dass sie ihnen nicht mehr Geld geben wollten, um mehr von den Shows zu machen. Aber klar, was dort gebaut wurde, wird ausgelöst. Weil du noch nie eine gute Erklärung bekommen hast von jemandem.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Weil normalerweise, wenn es so auf dem Rimmel klingelt, kannst du heute nicht als besser als Dame Lillard und der beste Spieler in dieser Serie gefeiert werden. Ich bin erinnert. Weil er Glück hatte. Weil er Glück hatte. Ja.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
You've always been very cool about being publicly vulnerable and honest. So I am legitimately curious about this because I haven't asked you this off air. In what tomorrow will be for you at the punctuation of an incredible run, do you think you'll have 100% gratitude without any of the hurt? I think I'm there. I think I'm already there.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
And you've been on the other end of the call many times. Hold on, Tone. But hold on. If I just may, right? Like you're putting a brave face on them. Yeah, it's business. Nobody has to care about you. You're not owed anything. That's what the money's for. They paid you. But it sounds like what you're saying is some form of, hey, does someone over there want to give me a hug?
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Because we did a nice thing here together for 23 years. Okay.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
But just so you know, and I know you know this, because I know you know the power of television, I know you know the power of feelings, just so that you know, Jeremy Tasche says that you are his greatest inspiration. Now that is a lovely compliment and also an insult.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Yes, please. Here, the floor is yours. TonyReality.com. No, but hold on. If I may, I look to support everything that unspools in Tony's future here, and so...
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Es war so pure, dass es völlig vertikalt fiel und wie wenn man einen String drückt, um das Herz aller New Yorker zu zerstören.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Alright, we're going to put it up here for you. We're going to put the graphics up for you. There's a YouTube page too, but Stugatz has an important question for you as punctuation.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Good seeing you, Tony. We'll see you in a couple of weeks.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Was er sagt, ist, dass das in jedem Fall ein Fehler war. Das ist das Gegenteil des Resultats.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
I like what he's saying, because a mistake and luck knocks Neesmith off of the news. Six threes, not as important as the one that wasn't a three, but he thought was a three and almost ended up with an eternal choke sign, because he couldn't put his foot in the right place.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
For reasons I don't understand, Stugatz has a top five list of people who have scored more than Reggie Miller. He would like to do that in a second. But before we do that, I have been remiss. Mike blew so much NASCAR breath in my face when I got in here today and IndyCar too. Have you guys been getting this?
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Mike's obsession with... All day yesterday. Got it for 30 seconds.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
30 Sekunden zu lang.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Bist du ein Idiot? Bist du ein Idiot?
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
I appreciate our sponsors. And we got this clown show back here. One in a vest, the other one just, I'm a renegade. I can't be controlled. I got so many funny impersonations.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Can you explain this for a second? Because don't speed through this. I know we don't give you a lot of time here, but this has been tried before and he couldn't do it the last time he tried.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Ich möchte noch kurz darüber reden. Ich möchte zu einem Punkt Stugatz' Tränen. Weil wenn er letzte Nacht gesagt hat, dass er gebrochen ist, weiß ich nicht, ob er sich noch so sehr interessiert, wie man sich interessiert, wenn man sich nur um Sport interessiert. Und ich bin nicht... We've been in this business a long time, Stugatz.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
I understand how it is that Ben Stiller, for example, would be just a child around the neck. Still, like a child. And that being in this business would harden you in a way that wouldn't make you break anymore after 25 years of suffering. Because you're an adult now and you're not... You're not consumed and obsessed with sports being your entire life like when you were in your early 20s.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
And so it doesn't hurt for you if you don't care as much as the next person does.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
I feel like I should owe the audience some apologies here for Amin's general disrespect of Jim Irsay and Stu Gotts not giving the people what they want today on the New York Knicks tears. He's a very public Knicks fan and all of a sudden he doesn't care about the Knicks anymore. We're two hours into the show and people are here for your tears and you're not giving it to them.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Ich fühle mich immer noch so, als hätten wir ein besseres Team. Das, woran ich mich überrascht fühle, ist das Einzige, woran ich mich überrascht fühle, wenn es sich darum handelt, ob Stugatz es schafft oder nicht. Ja, das ist die Perspektive, die man haben sollte, wenn jedes Team, das der Lieblingsspieler ist, Spiel 1 zu verlieren. Aber die Art, wie sie verloren haben. Richtig.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Die Art und Weise, wie sie verloren haben, von jubiläumig bis jetzt erschreckend. Sie gehen jetzt in die gleiche Arena, in die sie letztes Mal gespielt haben, mit dieser Angst, die durch New York fliegt, weil man so hoffen durfte, was für eine lange Zeit unerwartet war. Und so, in den kreierenden Emotionen von dem, kann ich mir vorstellen, dass das aufhören wird.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Du zeigst die richtige Perspektive, aber es ist nicht... Es wird aufhören, wenn wir die Serie verlieren.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Okay, so do you believe in the idea of this kind of loss means something? We're having some conversations about, do you think Karl-Anthony Towns was relieved this morning because Brunson shot the airball and he merely ticked the front of the rim? So it wasn't two straight airballs while you're choking from your two big guys.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Karl-Anthony Towns is waking up and raising a fist to the air because he's like, Brunson didn't even hit the rim. I came closer.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Game one, give me a break, celebrate the Pacers.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
Ich denke, es ist eine Maske. Ja. Ich denke, du spielst Lügen, wie immer.
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Hour 1: The Final Face Time (feat. Tony Reali)
You're saying, have perspective, Knicks and Sixx.
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Local Hour: The Choke 2.0
Stugatz. No, you are. Yeah. Feels good. This is the Don Levatard Show with the Stugatz.
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Local Hour: The Choke 2.0
I knew it. The moment it went up, it went straight down. I knew it.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Juju, I don't know how closely you follow NASCAR or how familiar you were with Ryan Blaney. I'm sure much of our audience is NASCAR agnostic. How'd you like that interview?
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What is the worst part of the life? So bad.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Uh, me, perhaps. Yeah, I guess. It depends on the friend.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm in the minority there.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, because driving to Miami, my expectation is you're never going to turn on your turn signal. You're messing with me. If you have it on and I'm making room for you, now I'm stuck in the in-between here. I'm overthinking this one.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Jeremy, what do you think about that number?
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
This is our audience. I'm worried about the 30%. What is wrong? We communicate for a living. We're doing something wrong. Three out of ten people don't know what highlight is. Never heard of it. Messaging is bad on this show.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Thanks, Andrew. Good stuff. Andrew, the Iceman. The Iceman says.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
Well, he was questioning whether or not he liked it, I think is really what's going on. Well, they were on X. They were on several things.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
I'm saying finally, Dan. We've got 47 games in the next two days. We've talked zero. Zilch. I thought you wanted mine. I got one, too.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
No, no, no, no. Don't do that to it. Don't diminish what we're doing here, okay? The NCAA tournament, everybody on the planet will be watching this. Maybe not everybody, but a lot of people on the planet will be watching this, Chris. I'm building out a DK lineup. I'm watching this one.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
So, Dan, what we're going to be doing is the top five guys you need to be watching during this NCAA tournament, right?
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Yes, completely different from what you said. I don't know what you said, but I didn't like it.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
The gamblers will be watching. That's what's most important. The gamblers will be watching and taking note of, again, these top fives.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
OLI, Tony. By the way, putting this out there, Tony Brackets may be live from Vegas for the first day of the tourney next year. Sure. All right, cool, perfect. All right, Dan, top five guys you need to be watching in the tournament. And again, it's a list of all guards because guards rule March. That's what we do here with Tony Brackets. We're going to start in the OLI.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Two OLIs that you need to be watching. Number one, from the Big Sky, the Grizzlies of Montana, Money Williams. Great name. We want him to be great just based on his name.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
His name is Money Williams, Dan. And he had a 30-burger against Tennessee earlier this season. Had 36 against Portland State to open up March. Montana lost both games. That's not the point.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
I'm going to call him Money.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
All right. Second OLI. This name you may have heard. Jace Richardson from Michigan State. Lefty guard combo, a little undersized, but the son of Jason Richardson. Wow. Good crafty guard. Has a nice little shot. Really came on in the second half of the year. Tom Izzo always has the boys ready in March. Jace Richardson, a name you need to be watching. Is he Columbus guy? No.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Starting to play a lot more now in the back half of the season. Izzo gave him the reins to the Spartys, and they've been playing really well. All right, starting off, number five. I don't think anyone calls him the Spartys. Spartys?
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Number five, Con Canuple.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Is there an apostrophe in there? No. Go ahead, Tony. Con Canupple, the other white guy at Duke, for those of you not following along in the NCAA, he's a freshman, five-star guy who's now starting to come into lottery draft boards as a guy who could be maybe a top-ten pick. Very tough inside, got a good shot, but another white guy at Duke.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
This Duke team is really good, by the way, so watch out for Con Canupple.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Wisconsin guard. Averages almost 20 points a game. Scored 25 points or more in eight games this season. Can light it up. Scored 41 against Arizona. Good little shot. Can create his own Zazzle. I know you like guards that can do that.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
It's super important. You always have been. Number three.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Can you create your own shop? Not anymore. I did an intramural with those Terry Cloth shorts. You should have seen me crossing people over.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Number three, Chaz Lanier. Tennessee guard transferred from North Florida. 18 points a game. SEC Newcomer of the Year. Taking the same path as Dalton Connect last year. Small school. Got up to Tennessee. Coach Rick Barnes and them boys. All of a sudden, Chaz Lanier, the next evolution of that guard that can light it up. Hopefully Tennessee can make a run.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Mike can have the podcast with Coach on Gearhead Podcast.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Number two. Speaking of the Florida Gators, Walter Clayton Jr., An incredible guard. Can get his own shot like Zaslow mentioned.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
He's an incredible shot maker. Has a great three ball. Leading probably one of the best teams in the country. Walter Clayton Jr.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Number one, Cam Jones from Marquette. Probably the number one bucket getter of the tournament, Koozie Award finalist, left-handed. And you know when you get that left-handed bucket getter, you can get some different angles, finishing at the hoop, getting different angles in the paint.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
He does everything for Marquette, leads him in points, assists, second in rebounds, and a guy who can get hot at the right time and carry a team, kind of like Kemba Walker did back in the day. Cam Jones for Marquette, Shaka Smart and them boys.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
So you say she's not Hispanic but pretends to be Hispanic?
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
That kid's leg's broken, right? He hit the wall so right there.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
The perspective you're giving the common fan while also saying that, oh, Jimmy's coming to town. We should do it again and just kind of hang out and watch him. It feels like they can't both be the same.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
Is he coming over your house? Like, what's the deal?
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
NHL playoffs? We had an incredible game last night at the Kaseya Center. Another feather in my cap for the Cade Cunningham bandwagon. It was an incredible night.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
Just caught me sipping on a beverage.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
Zaz, the other thing is, Tyler and Bam both had a good game last night. Like, Bam's kind of been, like, turning a little bit of a corner.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
He still had 30, right? So it's like we don't see that from Bam typically. We see him with the 16, 11, and 7 game where you're like, ah, he left so much on the table. But last night, again, they just completely collapsed in the fourth quarter.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
But again, the Cade Cunningham shot. You get at the top of the key. He runs over. Bam covering him on the inbounds, by the way. He shoves Bam. with a chicken wing, okay? Pushes, I don't know, Haywood Highsmith out of the way, gets the ball, gets to the top of key, gets his shot off. Bank shot, he didn't call it again, but still.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
Oh, we were so close to Kobe. How about the third down where that guy from Georgia Tech wearing number 49 or whatever ran for like 27 yards and you're like, no!
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
leg kick yeah it depends on where you hit with the with the foot right spinning heel kick is what we saw the other day where bobby king green got knocked out by mauricio rufi which was an incredible like temple hit his heel like it was over um so yeah spinning leg kick but dan joe
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
He said both of those things right after he put himself into the Marlins Hall of Fame.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
I'm waiting for something funny to come out of his mouth.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
In David's defense, Darren did walk in and he said, hey, I'm Darren Revell. I mean, David wouldn't have to say that around here. And Stu Gott said, I know who you are. Right, yes. Well, I did say that. But I do.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
I would much rather negotiate with you, Darren. I got to be honest.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
There is no David Sampson, if not for Darren Rappel.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
That's the final stage. So right now, Samson is winning slightly, I think. He is? But we still have the memorabilia stage.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
But what is the thing that you have that you are proudest of, David?
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
It's not a pill box. What is that? Well, look at it. He's handing it to you.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
Read the name on it. It's a pill bottle that he's been handed. It's a bottle.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
Of course he can.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
Yes.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
I'm going to do that. I entertain you so much with my books. You pay me more.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
What do you think of that?
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
I don't associate that, though. I don't think food when I think Canada. I think hockey.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
There's one thing, you know, it's one thing to know it, Dan. It's another thing, and it's totally separate to actually see it. People don't want to be seen smoking pot. They don't care if you know it. They just don't want you to see them do it.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
If somebody earned it, it's Mad Dog. Do whatever you want.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Burpen ein Baby aus dem Arsch klingt wie ein Problem.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Never heard you burp. No, no, never happened.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
I made the imaging. I took a gold horn that the New York Islanders had in 1996 and then I spliced it together with Papi.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
It's presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
And there you have the imaging for the heart that broke out.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Das ist der Dan-Levatar-Show mit Stugatz, präsentiert von Venmo.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Just give me taste. I really just, I won't say no. So nothing, you will find no texture off. Put it in a funnel and I'll just devour it.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
I'm just saying. You know what I mean, Dan?
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
To Dirk? Yes. Dirk is a childhood idol of mine. I wore 41 as a kid because of Dirk. I was a bigger kid. That evaded answering the question. I'm talking to Childhood Hero really quick, though. I was a bigger kid that had a jumper, and I always looked at Dirk and be like, if I can hit a one-legged fadeaway in the JCC at five years old, I was the guy. I didn't hear an answer to the question.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
What was the question?
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
Do I get ball first or no? See, this is absurd.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
The one-legged fadeaway. And there it is.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
We're going to test the lateral quickness for sure, give you maybe an up and under, see if you can get around.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
It was a great joke.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
He could have spit in your mouth after that. Did he whisper in your ear? Oh, come on.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
I couldn't hear him.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Imagine if you did die and that's your last act. That's what I was, you know? Imagine.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
He died doing what he loved. Succumbing. What he really loved.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Necessary, because if you just said I had a friend named Andrew, how is he playing Jay Williams? What kind of network does this guy have?
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Tony with his neck bent backwards falling from the sky.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Don Libetard. That's not my favorite rejoin. Context needs to be applied. I thought the context was applied. We'd like to rip that out of context. I was going for a thing. And I have a family.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
I don't love Matthew Kachuk more than my daughter. Stugatz. Now it's pretty damn close.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
I'm just talking to the boys. Yeah, he's talking to the guys.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Yeah, in a world where women exist. The other part of next is too close. Like, not the lady part.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
So having read his book, Going to Cal, I read it with my ears. And so going to Cal, he was brought up very Christian. He had an interesting upbringing, and going to Cal really broadened his horizons in that, oh, these other deities, they're good people too. And he started questioning his identity with religion, and that led him to questioning pretty much everything.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
And as the years went on, as he dated Olivia Munn around that time frame, he really changed his personality. And it's kind of like a line of demarcation where, yeah, he was able to conceal it publicly for some time. We had him on the show. He would allude to things, never go full bore into them. And then the pandemic hit, and it just all unraveled publicly.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Like the Baron. What I liked about that clip is I felt like he was letting me inside. That's why he whispered. That's why he whispered.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
You know he's a performer, right? He's running bit there. He is a performer. He's a character. That's like being like, wow, Tom Cruise, did you really have to flex while checking your watch during that awesome volleyball scene in Top Gun?
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
No, no, no. This, I actually respect this man. I'm afraid of him. It's just triggering for me. Paul Pierce sucks.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Hey, folks, it's Mike Ryan. The holiday season is upon us. Christmas is coming next week. So what are you doing for it? I imagine you're going to have some family over. How do you entertain the family? How do you keep everybody happy? Well, I know one easy way. Make your holiday time Miller time. Bring out a nice silver platter of that beautiful white can. Or bottle whatever your preference.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Heck, do it on draft. As long as it's got that beautiful amber color and was Triple Hops brewed, you know it's going to be a hit. Why? Because Miller Lite has tastes you know you can depend on. No games, no gimmicks, just great beer for people who like beer. Take a sip, look around, see your family, and know you immediately made the best decision possible. Because Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
It hits different than other light beers. Simple ingredients. like malted barley for rich, balanced toffee note flavors in the iconic golden color. The original light beer since 1975, and still the best one. Making memories at year-end gatherings? Tastes like Miller time!
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Go to MillerLight.com to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
I'm pretty sure I recognize one of the toys that Rose has there from yesterday's riff-rapping. A bit. That is actually the present that Greg Cody tried to wrap.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
That pays for it. One more toy and you skydive. One more toy and you skydive.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Yeah, well, you know what? I kind of want to see it. Tell you what, I'll buy the toy. You're skydiving.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Tony did it once.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Come on here, dude. Just like whisper in his ear. Like pretend you're whispering in his ear.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Meech, look at me go, Meech. He pulled your hair from the back, dog. That's when I had longer hair. He grabbed you by the forehead.
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Local Hour: Are The Titans Soft? Feat. John Amaechi
And don't forget Juan. Juan McGill, Lon McGill.
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Local Hour: Are The Titans Soft? Feat. John Amaechi
Double minor.
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Local Hour: Are The Titans Soft? Feat. John Amaechi
Double minor.
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Hour 1: Amin's Week Long Observations
You can't split yourself, right? And that's the thing. If you're going to be a wide receiver, you need to be committed to being the best wide receiver you can be. If you're committed to being a cornerback, you have to be at the cornerback's meeting and the DB's meeting and do all the things you've got to do. Hawk said it the other day.
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Hour 1: Amin's Week Long Observations
You cannot split yourself and try to input all that information and then on top of that go out on the field and then practice on one side and then practice on the other. You're just running back and forth, back and forth.
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Hour 1: Amin's Week Long Observations
I think the caveat here and the grab for content is doing a live stream with Zaslow on our YouTube channel where all of a sudden it's Zaslow at the Zaslow Mansion, of course, ready to watch the game. Why not here? I didn't want to take him all the way from the Zazzle Mansion back down.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
but they can't hear the podcast, right? Like you do the podcast, but then nobody else can listen.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Dan, I have written down here the two scenarios in which Heat win, Zas gets. Heat lose, Zas gets. Oh, I like this. So Heat win, Zas gets both nights of the Pearl Jam tickets. Great seats, obviously, like you said. And gets paid for work. And gets paid for work. It's already written down. All right. All right. Let it be written. Let it be done. Now we're cooking. Heat lose. Okay. I don't like that.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Pearl Jam tickets both nights, plus paid work if they win. If they lose, no Pearl Jam tickets, indentured servitude, unhappy wife, kids hate you.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Oh, no.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Zaz. No Pearl Jam tickets. Either. Either show. And indentured servitude. Holy shit. Hold on a second.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
It's insane behavior, for sure. I think a weak man, that would happen to him. Like, Billy's not, like, stomachly very well. A weak man? Yeah. Nobody gets dehydrated and goes to the hospital. That's crazy.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
It's every language, right? Every language. What do I care about what a crocodile thinks?
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
But you could speak every language ever. And just go and just... Hobnob and shake hands, kiss babies.
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The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
Are you going to get bored of talking to animals at some point? You're going to be like, oh, okay, this guy.
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Local Hour: The Greatest Play-In Team in The History of the NBA
Nice skin. You sure you got a good sleep last night?
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Local Hour: The Greatest Play-In Team in The History of the NBA
Das war's für heute. Bis zum nächsten Mal. That's code DAN for new customers to get 300 bucks in bonus bets if your bet wins when you bet just 5 bucks only on DraftKings.
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Local Hour: The Greatest Play-In Team in The History of the NBA
Because Tyrese Maxi is so much better. We had this conversation like the Wenbenyama conversation two or three years ago. I was like, Tyrese Maxi is clearly the better player.
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Local Hour: The Greatest Play-In Team in The History of the NBA
Tony, it's not fair. I told you what the game plan was yesterday, Dano, during against the spread. All you gotta do is kick this game down the road. It's the Bulls. Let them have something. Who cares? Alright, you focus on 2%. You focus on 9.4% to get a top 4 pick. All of a sudden, now we're gonna be playing Atlanta. Oh, you beat Atlanta, then you go to Cleveland. What are we doing?
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Local Hour: The Greatest Play-In Team in The History of the NBA
47 Rebounds, it's never happened before.
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Local Hour: The Greatest Play-In Team in The History of the NBA
And look at him, he's become the best player in the NBA almost. The shoulder thing, the blood clot, who can see that coming? But, again, we thought it was going to be an ankle, we thought it was going to be a knee, a hammy, whatever.
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Local Hour: The Greatest Play-In Team in The History of the NBA
But I'd rather it be something here than be something somewhere else, right? So now I implore you guys again, one more time, okay? Mal sehen, was wir hier sehen. Ich weiß gar nicht, was die Chancen sind, aber es ist 1000% besser, um Cooper Flag zu bekommen, als wenn wir Wemben-Yama machen würden.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
NFL schedule dropped yesterday, which is actually a super exciting day for not just fans of certain teams, but also free agent fans like myself that like to travel to the biggest games of the regular season. All the primetime standalone games seem really fun. I think I know where I'm going to be week one, and that's in Denver.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
I think that's a good dismount.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
What are you feuding? You just told him to suck a dick. I almost saw him, and I didn't. Should have been funnier.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
We've needed it recently.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
That is huge for Greg as well.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
You have bad ideas sometimes. Sell a paddle? The honest to God, helpful paddle to let you know when we're on air should not be sponsored and I'm really regretting them walking in during that interview specifically where we set a record for F-bombs.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Let's put a little DK logo on that for the time being. It's added value. Sponsored by DK. DraftKings. The crown is yours.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
A little added V right there.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Thank you. There's plenty of bad ideas.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
I disagree with you. So does our editor.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Guys, I have to stop us, okay? Because as funny as it is to laugh at Knicks fans, we just came off a heater of an interview where we were laughing directly in one's face and he got really mad.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
We've been sitting on this sound of Steve Dangle, a Maple Leafs fan that was doing a live watch along with the Maple Leafs, and quite honestly, we should have came out the gates with this because there is nothing better. Now, I do this postgame. I'm known to do that. When Boston loses, I run to W-E-E-I. I want to soak up all those tears.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
There was a live in progress watch long with a huge Maple Leafs fan in a game that they went down 6-0 in. So you gotta believe for a team that hasn't made it past the second round but once in the last 24 years. All right. They absolutely got devastated and realized that, oh no, we've been counting on Mitch Marner and the Toronto Maple Leafs to take care of business.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
This was a moment in time celebrated with me. Mitch, what was that?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
He took it off and threw it onto the ice during the game. How are Maple Leafs fans trying to spin that into a win after last night? Do you understand what happened to that crowd midway through the second period? No, no, no. If that had happened in South Florida. First goal. No, no, no. I understand that they went silent.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
I'm talking about evacuating the premises and making it so that it was like an eighth full of what it was before the game. They left. They quit on their team. They got up and left.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
They're not just frightened of the Florida Panthers, though. They're frightened of the weight of the leaf on their sweater because that team is a loser franchise.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Yes, and we kind of knew it the whole time. You went up 2-0, but the Panthers have just been sloppy. You haven't been playing well. When we get our game right, you're toast. Why? Because you're the Toronto Maple Leafs, and you're counting on Mitch frickin' Marner.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
I don't understand why the swaggering bravado from Maple Leafs fans. They were chanting, we won Florida a year after they tried that. How about Twitter after game two? You turn into TNT and Biz is confident. It's like, are you guys not aware? With the Knicks, they feel like the bottom's going to fall. How do you not know who you are? I'm from South Florida. I know who I am.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
I didn't see snow until I was like 34 years old. How do I know who you are better than you?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
It's a shame that you were listening on radio while it had some benefits. This play that he is right to flip out over this play. Well, no, Marner, bad turnover, but Reinhardt, patience with the pass. It's incredible. And by the way, Sam Reinhardt would have had one of the coolest goals of all time if that goal actually went in, that he kicked up from his skate and in midair slapped his stick at.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
And it did generate a goal, so it was a smart hockey play. And one thing that you can count on Sam Reinhardt to do, because the offensive game hasn't been there in terms of results. But that dude on the defensive end, he's somehow turning it up when his team needs him. Mitch Marner is a really good defender, and his defense yesterday was pathetic.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
It was a pathetic effort from somebody who's going to cash out this summer. He's going to make max money in that sport, and he's someone who people have openly questioned in the playoffs. Austin Matthews as well. For those two stars... We'll worry about Austin Matthews. He needs to score goals. But at least he's a captain. He was showing effort in that last two minutes.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
What Mitch Marner was doing last night was so pathetic. The fact that that guy has two shots in his last four games is insulting to anybody that's ever worn blue in Toronto.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
This is the best American hockey player by consensus, Austin Matthews. Well, he's supposed to be. He's supposed to be.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Don't forget that Four Nations final. Who led Connor McDavid? Connor McDavid wide open in the high slot. It was Austin Matthews.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
I don't even think Matthews is the best Kachuk.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
You better be careful saying that. I love Matty. Matthew Kachuk is my favorite hockey player of all time.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
He's not better than Brady Kachuk. Brady Kachuk is unbelievable. He's better defensively. He's bigger. He's more dependable and consistent goal scorer. Brady Kachuk is a superior player. I love Brady Kachuk. We're all Americans here. Come on. What are we doing?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
And that Maple Leafs fan, if you read the lips, he is going hard. He is wearing all six of those goals that are on that scoreboard. There are F-bombs flying out of his mouth. He is saying vile stuff.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
I didn't know I worked for the Panthers. It does look like you a little bit. One person that I don't question on the Maple Leafs, though, is William Nylander. When he's out there, he gives it his all. William Nylander has had like four straight rushes at the net unopposed. And Sergey Bobrovsky, over the last two games, has been so dynamite. Those are massive. Standing on his head.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Let's not forget the Matthew Nyes breakaway. against the Panthers that could have put the Panthers in a 3-0 hole. Sergei Bobrovsky deserves more praise in this playoff run, I think, so far than he got last year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
It's a hockey thing. It's you're making goal saves while on your head. It's something that is exclusive to attendees and keeps.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Live odds, Florida minus 1,000 at the time, too, is a nice little touch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
As everybody with a pulse is probably going to take Bo Nix and the Denver Broncos in their survivor pool, I'm going to be back in Cam Ward and the Tennessee Titans. That seems like a hard ticket to get. You know where I'm going to get those tickets? Where? The Game Time app. Download the Game Time app, create an account, and use the code DAN for $20 off your first purchase.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Hopefully that purchase is to watch Cam Ward and the Tennessee Titans. Terms apply. Download Game Time today. Last minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Sam, is there a part of your Knicks fandom that once Tatum went down, you're like, oh, now we might actually lose because the expectation is that we're going to win. This might actually work against us. Also, it just means more Derek White, and I almost fear him more.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
That is a little weird. Like, they're not even on a Thursday night?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
You can't see it because we're not on air yet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
You can also request me at 10 Day Tony. I was going to say, what about my code? Do you use my code? I don't just guess what everyone's code is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
Yes, he was. And he's often late. And I've criticized him. I don't think he leaves early enough. And everyone gets mad at me when I say it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
I mean, another Stan situation? Lobster roll. What's a Stan situation? Remember the BAM text last year that you denied it was Stan?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
He's got this smirk to him that I think he's actually really mad. When he's playing along, he'll, I don't know. Zaz never knows. Look at him. I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
They realized they were the best defense ever.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
I saw a good stat. I believe it was something like this. There are four single-digit quarters in the NBA this season, and the Heat have three of them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
Why couldn't that have been a pee-pee?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
Have you ever peed yourself at work, Billy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
What's our second leg? Get the thunder.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
And all of this is going to be available Saturday, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
And today we decided, because again, this I hope you're aware of, you're gonna be hosting an event for the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, the Sunset Feast. And I'll give you a little bit more information on that now. Hopefully this isn't the first that you are hearing of this. But we decided to invite some chefs over because I know that you fancy yourself
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
We have to tank this one for Jose, right? We can't have him win. We have to have it come down to the last one. So no matter how good this tastes, you have to say it tastes bad. That's right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Tony, you're friends with him, but I think if you throw it up afterwards.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Let's do this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Vomit the food in his face.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
When he gets in here, let's just say it wasn't anything. Okay, good. Okay, good. I think this is going to work.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's headed your way. Don't worry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Exactly right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
And then here there's some tuna.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
talk show host on the television, a Carson of sorts. So I said, you know, what is this show missing? We're missing a cooking segment. So we decided we're going to bring in some chefs. We're going to bring in Chef Jose Mendin, a five-time James Beard Award semifinalist and co-founder of the Pub Belly Restaurant Group. Oh, that's good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I sense some soy. Can you have soy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Oh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Gluten-free soy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Well, you make the assessment. We're just telling you how it is. I'm not going to sway you one way or another.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
world-renowned chef Janine Booth, originally from Australia, now living in Miami, with her fellow chef husband running several restaurants, including the Stiltsville Fish Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's being taken from me. Can I leave this here?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
What's a rock and rib roll?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Come on, Janine. And you call yourself a chef.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Rockin' Rib Roll.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Okay, so this is made with sesame seeds. I don't know if you guys know this. Sesame seeds can come light or dark. It's not that they're burnt. And these were some of the dark seeds. Wait, he's not supposed to eat it in one bite like that, is he, Janine?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Not American lamb, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I think, Janine, based on what we know about your history, this is Australian lamb. Grass-fed?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
There's mango here. Mango chutney.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Well, different. Different events.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Thank you, Janine. Janine, I'm voting for you to win.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Incredible plate also, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I mean, this looks like a prank, if I'm going to be honest with you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
See, mine doesn't look the same. Ooh, is that shaved truffle?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Danny, get out of here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
These look like little mashed potato balls. Yum.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I've never been. I think I'm going to go this year. Check it out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Buttery. But not too buttery. Soft. But not too soft.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Hard enough.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Dan, you definitely can't eat this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Just right. Oh, yeah. Dan, you're going to like this. Creamy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
This is creamy. Whew. Billy said he was going to. A little too creamy, Jose, if you ask me. There we go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's gnocchi.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Jose, is it annoying when someone comes to your restaurant and they order and they're like, but no gluten, no this, no that, and you have to make 30 different dishes for everyone at the table?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Name names. Who do you hate the most?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I think you're hell-bent on chaos here. No, no falsehoods. Okay, so here's the thing. Both of these chefs are going to be serving their delicious food throughout the festival, and Dan, you, as you mentioned, you're going to be hosting a Sunset Feast event with Belkies Nere. Who's more famous, Dan or Belkies? Belkies, for sure. We're not, you know...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
We have toast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Against my people. I hated my people's accent, but I was delighted by hers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
SGA versus Jokic. Do you want me to come back in there? What do you want me to say? Someone that knows Dan yesterday. They were in a car accident together. Whoa. You okay? What's that story?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It wasn't Kip. I met someone that was in a car accident with you in a taxi in California when you were going to Cal Stadium, I was told. The taxi hit something or someone and kept going, and you and this person were... said, you gotta go back. You can't just leave the scene of this accident. This was years and years and years ago. Person now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
as this person says, and I hope that you don't say that this person is a liar, because they are a judge, who was the judge at my jury duty yesterday. And the judge also, apparently... Was it Judge Alex?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's not a competition, but Belkies does win that competition.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, I did. What? No one has it more. I have to keep calling through the end of next week in case I have to go back another day. Yeah, it's a whole thing. And the judge said, well, you know, what do you do? And you tell all the stories of this is what I do, that's what I do, this is where I work. And the judge was kind of making connections with everyone.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
And I'm like, well, you know, I work in the media. I do sports. And I'm like, who do you work with? I'm like, Dan Lepp. He's like, I know Dan. And I had a feeling. I had a feeling he knew because beforehand he told us that he was the Spanish play-by-play voice of the Miami Hurricanes. Oh, wow. Who is also a judge now. Wow. Lots of things going on. You know who it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
We don't have to embarrass you here. You don't know who it is. You guys are good friends. Old pals go way back. Anyways, I know about the taxi accident. I'll head out now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I mean, a hit and run and a taxi driver.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Belkies has top billing there. It's not a personal thing, Dan. It's just a matter of fact.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Check out Cal Stadium. You and him used to go to the stadiums beforehand to just get the sense, the essence of the stadium before he was telling us all. You remember that. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Not after Tony's food.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Wait a minute. She's got nachos there. She's got something that makes her go first there. What does she have there? She's an expertise.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's a nice linguine. Guys, here's the thing. This event is going to be February 22nd on Saturday evening.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Specifically Miami. Well, hold on. No, play-by-play person. I don't know anyone who's said anything about boosters. And let's remember, I have to continue to call for the next two weeks to see if I have to go back. So it's very possible that I end up in this person's courtroom again. So let's be on our best behavior, please.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Or into prison. Like, let's calm down, everyone. This is a serious case.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, like if he was the judge, you'd call him. He was like, hey, buddy, if I see you in court, we don't know each other.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I'm pretty sure he was just a lawyer at that time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, can I give you a piece of advice? If someone says, just always pretend you remember them, no matter what. They don't know the difference. They're like, oh, yeah, judge. Good to see you. Yeah, great scene. I miss you. What are you up to? Oh, and then you just repeat something they've already told you. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I heard that you were doing play-by-play in Spanish. Is that true?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
You're still doing that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It is a pasta, but you would understand why.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
How are you getting called for jury duty?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I pissed someone off somewhere in the government. It has to be because I've been summoned four times in a year. And every time they tell me, no, it's a different branch. So you still have to come.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I did civil. I did criminal. I did federal. And then I had also another criminal. And then they finally told me, like, you don't have to go to this one because you actually served on a jury. It's supposed to be a year. They're like, you served under jury 53 weeks ago. We'll let this one slide.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
You would think looking at us and my bloated face that I was the expert, but no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
He does look good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
You don't know what's going on underneath there. Winnie the Pooh? You ever see a picture and say, I wish the ocean won?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Bite with Belkies, Dan. Okay, so the point is, Dan, you ask why Tony's there. It's because we're going to be doing some tasting here of some of the dishes that they have made for us. Unfortunately, as you know, it's one of your burdens in life. is that you have a number of allergies.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
So we don't want you to have some sort of situation where you break out, where there's too much of this or that in there, and then your blood, something happens, and I don't know, you get sick, you get swollen, whatever it is you throw up. So Tony and I have decided the safest play is for Tony and I to both be in there, and I'll be here too because I have to kind of turn the levels up and down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Safe for whom? The safest for you, for you. Safe for you to make sure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Physical health. We want to taste the food, and we're going to describe to you what we're tasting, and then you can choose which one of the dishes you think tastes best based on how we're describing it. So it's the same dish, but we're getting two different descriptions. Exactly right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah. Wait, so it's not... And then they'll come in and they'll tell us what it is that we're eating. But we're going to, you know, with our sophisticated palates, I feel like it's going to be fairly obvious once they get in there what it is that they... But I'm not going to be able to eat any of this? Well, maybe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Depending on how we describe it to you, maybe you'll determine that this is safe for me to eat or not eat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
...tree nut-free... All right, well... They're professional chefs, so the food doesn't taste like shit, so you probably can't taste it, but...
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I think first we're going to have Chef Janine Booth is going to be taking the dish.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
All right, we're going to be tasting this. Chef, are these both the same thing or are these different?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's not soft. It's crispy. I don't know if we should just grab it. There's a crispy kind of wrapping here. I'm going to take a bite. Then there's what look to be some burnt sesame seeds from like a Burger King type meal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
No, this is healthy for sure. Depends how you make it. A little gluten-y maybe in here. I sense some gluten. My mouth is watering.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
A note. A slight note.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's kind of chicken-y tasting, you know?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Dan? This episode of the Dan Levitar Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Are you excited?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
We're all going to have a mess on our hands. Yeah, not me. Finger licking good.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Thank you so much. Dan, what did you think of that? Would that be something you would order?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
What did you think of the taste based on how we described it?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I don't think so. Hold on a second. All right, there's some grass on the top, which you should be fine with, and then a piece of cheese. It would appear dairy of some sort, so you can't have the dairy. Okay, let me update. Our food has arrived over here. Some oils there, some essential oils.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Did he eat it in one bite? No, it's just he ate it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
He doesn't have any napkins. No koof. Look, this is supposed to be fancy food. These are gourmets here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Throws them in her gullet. That's accurate. And she's the one who eats most. This is disgusting what you just did, Jeremy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's gluttonous. You did that to yourself.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It has a pizza taste to it. Pizza? Yeah, there's cilantro in here.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Good try, though, Tom.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Oh, I knew there was tiger in here.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Chef, how do you milk a tiger?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Chris Cody just got into caviar.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, exactly. So who do you think won? Round one, Janine or Jose? Based on the description?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Well, Dan, I don't know if you're aware of this. Hopefully you are because it involves you. The 24th annual South Beach Wine and Food Festival presented by Capital One. Returns to Miami, February 20th through the 23rd. Tickets are on sale now at sobewff.org. So, sobewff.org.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
She's good with the wraps.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
So now, for those of you who are listening, there are little slices of lemon. Should I sprinkle the lemon or the lime on it?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Just like the chef intended.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
A little couturement on top.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
The mini Tabasco's a nice touch. There appear to be peppers on this, which I don't have a great relationship with.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I sense some malanga here.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, there's some malanga. There is some malanga in there. That's no Cuban in there. I sense malanga.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
It is, yeah. A little wordy.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
I love the wordiness. Everything is an acronym. I-D-A-G. There's too many letters. Still wordy.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Why does it have to be one or the other? I feel like we're being put in a spot where it's like, well, if he choked, he's going to be a choker forever. He didn't have a good game. He choked in this game. But I don't think anyone's questioning his greatness.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
They were in wildcard games. But he's also won three. Who cares? And he's probably going to win again at some point.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
And now it's happened to Michael Jordan. This is perfect, though, right? Because LeBron, his career coming to an end. He's 40. He's about to be done. So we're not having the act. Active LeBron chasing Jordan conversation. That's done and dusted. We need another active player chasing a ghost. Perfect insert. Pat Mahomes, who's now lost a Super Bowl and his chase against Brady.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
I mean, this could not be better for sports media.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Isn't he saying that they all had sort of a weak moment, weak game? The coaching staff, every player on the team, and Patrick Mahomes? That everybody came out and performed poorly? Because when that's the case, and it's the full team, and you're being pressured with four... you're probably not going to succeed. That doesn't mean you're a choke artist now.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Levitar choked in the big game. Who likes a 14-year-old coach? Football, of all things.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
You as coach is funny, man. Were you in a suit on the sideline? Did you have a clip?
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
How did this work?
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
I've got short shorts, tube socks, tucked in polo.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Respect the game, man.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Bike the brand, not the activity. They're like cut-off baseball pants.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
You weren't eager to get your hand in the dirt? I mean, at 14, most kids are trying to play this sport.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I'm supporting Billy. He's my EP. He's the captain of the ship today. He's the one that's driving from point A to point B. Again, talking about Smirnoff, talking about DraftKings, talking about all the sponsors, all the great sponsors that promote on this show. That's what we do. My captain is here.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
When I think of Westminster, I think of Alex Rodriguez, too.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Which just came out of nowhere. We're in the commissary. We're in the inn area. All of a sudden, I look down. There's a little dog. I'm like, we usually have the big dog. The big dog's not here. The little dog's here. Now, who's this little dog? Joe Rose?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
We're locked in, and we're excited to do the show today, Dan, even though I talked to Robert, and I was like, hey, look, What happened here, back here? So Billy, you weren't here yesterday. As you don't know, the screw, as you can see, like right here, this screw right here in the microphone. Oh, he knows, Tony. Right, I'm just saying, like, he doesn't know, so I'm going to explain it to him.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
He stopped himself. You committed a crime.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
How could I? Exactly. So all of a sudden, I went to start the show. I grabbed the mic to pull it towards me because it was a little far away. And because he's awfully handsy with the mic all the time. Okay. Some would say that. And then all of a sudden, the whole thing falls apart. And it exploded. And I had to hold it in my hand. And then Robert had to come in. We had to tape it.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Probably a little less. On sale, $50 probably.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
We had to do a bunch of stuff. And did they bill you for that? Didn't bill me. No, I billed the company. You billed the company? Yeah. No, Robert paid me.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I think the tough part is, obviously, the Eagles did a lot of great additions defensively with drafting a lot of guys. Cooper DeGene, they had Quinnion Mitchell, two incredible guys in their secondary. They were missing N'Kobe Dean, too, who was out. Zach Bond was an incredible pickup for them. Their defensive line is great. Fangs was able to do stuff.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
During the watch line that we had, Buffalo versus Kansas City, Mina said, hey, 5-12? Right. Like we're looking at a team that if things go the opposite way, this is a laughingstock of a team that doesn't make the playoffs.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
You worry about a lot of things. One thing you do not have to worry about is an asteroid hitting the world, okay? You don't have to worry about that. When we talk about asteroids and we talk about space, okay? They're like, oh, there was a near miss of an asteroid. It was 998 million miles away. It just missed us. We can't believe it.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
So it's like there's a 2% chance that a football field-sized asteroid is going to hit us, but it's going to miss us by 40 million miles.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Nicht nur finanziert, sondern auch persönlich. Wir sind alle finanziert. Er macht 10 Millionen. Du hast nicht erwähnt, dass er nicht 10 Millionen pro Jahr macht.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Das war viel mehr wichtig, Mike, weil, erinnere dich, mit Alabama, die Spieler wurden nicht wirklich bezahlt, außer für ein Auto-Kommerz einmal in der Zeit. Sie wurden alle bezahlt. Also, sie zu holen, um in die NFL zu gehen, war nicht nur die Pinnacle der Profession, sondern auch, um Geld zu verdienen. Sie wurden alle bezahlt. Aber sie werden alle viel mehr bezahlt.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Are you scared of him? Or what if North Carolina made an announcement that the coach was someone you never heard of, but the money was going to 70 million?
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Wer würde das überhaupt sein? Ich habe alle Trainer gehört. Okay, gut.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
He got five years, 50 million dollars. So you think that that's... At 73. There are not a lot of 73-year-olds who are able to monetize. And you just said, oh, McAfee gives him a million just for showing up. A million is not 50. And he sets up where it can be a family. And don't forget, always pleasing your dad. So there were a lot of factors. He didn't just wake up and say, oh, I'd go to Drexel.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
So what the schools do is they're now saying to their donors, they're saying it used to be that we'd give and we'd spread it across maybe some players. How about some facilities? We want to improve our facilities. We haven't really seen it leak the way it has from coaches maybe the last five, ten years. But now just the numbers are bigger. That's really all we're talking about.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Willst du einen Preis hören? Weil jetzt versuchen die Leute, die Teams zu kaufen. Wenn du also über Boosters sprichst, werden sie eigentlich die Anwohner von College-Football-Teams sein. Du wirst also nicht raten oder überdenken, was die Teams wert sind. Jemand könnte sich in die North Carolina-Football-Team einladen. Was ist das Team heute wert? Nun, ich weiß nur, dass sie große Kosten haben.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Ich habe noch nie einen konkurrenten Aufwand gesehen. Sie haben nicht in den CFP eingeladen, sie bekommen Konferenzmoney.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Das ist mehr als Drexel. Hast du Rant gesagt?
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
I didn't know he was going to do that one. That's a repeat.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Sounds like Life Wallet.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Not a lot of options.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Believe me, there is no end to your low lack of subtlety. Does he have any more?
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
There is no way that we know, and I'm going to tell you why, the 20 million, which you just sort of threw away, that's a big, he has a payroll. He's going in with the GM, he's going in with the payroll, and he's basically forming a pro team. So that's what we should be talking about, is what is the reaction that college sports, it's not college sports anymore.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heels
Ich meine, Jessica wird jetzt Pro-Sport-Expertin sein, weil... David, es ist bereits Pro-Sport.
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
I remember where I was every time I've seen it.
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
I like what he put on.
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
Yep, so we got MMA Hangout this Saturday at Casa Tiki presented by Cooler. Cuervo, the tequila that invented tequila. We love Cuervo at the MMA Hangout. We're going to be live at Casa Tiki. By the way, the fights are in Miami, so if you're not going to be at the fights, you know where to be. Casa Tiki is the place to be if you're not there. I'm going to watch the prelims, Dan.
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
I don't know if you're going to go. Maybe you're going to go. Maybe you see me. Maybe not. Whatever. Maybe you'll be at Casa Tiki. Who knows? But I'm going to be at the prelims, and then I'm going to fly over back to Casa Tiki, watch the main card there. Presented by Cuervo, Saturday night, 10 p.m., MMA Hangout with the boys at Casa Tiki Live. Dan, are you going to go?
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
Oh, my goodness. That's a walk-up three.
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
I heard Izzy making the argument earlier that you're down by five there. Even if you hit a two, you're going to need a three on the next possession. That's a good shot. With the math of today's game, Izzy was arguing that that's actually not a terrible shot there.
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
You were watching the game?
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
I was at Tony's house.
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
16-17 from the line.
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
What are we doing here?
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
More of our audience was like, I know exactly what Dan said there.
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
I haven't talked to anybody.
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Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
That's right, it's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Jujugati, what do we got?
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
All right, OLI. Lucas, return to Dallas.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
You know, Max Christie not related to Doug Christie. Max Christie having a really good year for Dallas.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Okay, so he was on the Lakers. He got traded as part of the package. Now he's in Dallas. Good young player, by the way. Doug Christie loves sex. OLI number whatever. Kobe's 81-point game.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Not his 81-point game, Mike.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Yeah, I'm talking about the Toronto one from back in the day. Sorry.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
How many did he have in his final game? 81-point game? Oh, no. More on that in a second. Okay.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
kobe's final game wow 60 points final game 2016 it was a where were you moment it was the it was the moment that all right kobe it's finally done come off the achilles tear score 60 they let him lay out and shoot a million times he gets there and then obviously we know what happens as part of his legacy very sad that's a whole another where were you moment i was in thailand by the way when that happened when kobe passed away that's another list of another time
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Kobe's Achilles game where he tears the Achilles, goes back to the free throw line, sinks two free throws down.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Oh, yeah. Three Kobe situations. The OLI. Well, yeah. Two games. Number five.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Another Kobe game, but not for this reason. Okay. 2004 Western Conference semis. The Derek Fisher .4 lefty shot. Oh, yeah. That was a crazy.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Number four. Important distinction. D. Wade's This Is My House game.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
I was watching the game at home.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Number three. NBA Finals, Game 6, the Ray Allen game. I wasn't home there. I was at a Hooters. I was at Keck South. Oh, wow. Classic spot. I went there for many a dude.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
He played playoff games. I was in a Hooters in Daytona Beach because I was coaching a kid's team, and me and all the coaches went out after to catch the game, found it at Hooters, and then we went to Ale House right after that, Dan, so I wasn't home.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Where were you? Where were you, Chris?
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
There's two more, Dan. You want these. Number two. Number two. The game to save the blueprint. 2012 in Boston. Game six. 45 from LeBron with a scowl. Dan, where were you? I was at Bobby's house. Okay. You know where I was? Keg South. That's how it became a loopy spot. I was at my buddy Tommy's house, okay, watching the game at Tommy's house on his couch.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
We were terrified because the blueprint was over. Dan, I listened to you that day. You said the blueprint's over if they lose, and I was very worried.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Maybe, and you guys will remember this more than I will. But after game six, where Ray Allen hits that shot, going back to number three for a second. On the way back from Daytona Beach, I was listening to the show the entire time, and you guys were stoking fear in every Heat fan's heart.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
And I think Chris Cody went to go pick up Bill Simmons and bring him back because he did an hour that day because he was coming to the game game seven.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Another Where Were You situation. All right, number one of the Where Were You games, Malice at the Palace.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Watching my brother-in-law's district playoff game.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
It's more heat stuff, I think.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Still the same gesture. Be careful.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Thank you, Dan. Finally, that's what everybody's watching last night in a where were you moment. This is something that's the next generation of the NBA. Luka is on the Mount Rushmore of this next generation.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
And in 10, 15, 20 years, we're going to look back and be like, damn, I remember when the Mavs traded Luka to the Lakers and then he won four championships, whatever, like whatever that history ends up being. I remember the trade, not last.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
This year. No, this year for sure, but in this game, it will live in infamy. What will you remember more, the trade or the game? I remember him sitting up at the scoreboard looking up at the tribute video with tears in his eyes. But you'll remember that more vividly than the shocking news of the trade. Yes, because I was asleep during the trade. Do you remember when you woke up?
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Yeah, I do remember. But the game, I have more burned in my memory him crying.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
I was in my bed crying. I mean, not crying.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Enter Miami. Well, this guy doesn't watch Hoops, so we should just eliminate him. I watch that game. You watch it on your third TV in silence.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
No, I know you are. Thank you.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
The idea that I'm here for an acting class is a bit demeaning in the sense that you go back to 1980. Okay, I'm a Miami Herald writer for my whole career. A very, very popular film called Absence of Malice is being recorded at the Miami Herald building. You were an extra.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Paul Newman. Not you. The late, great Sidney Pollack. I have a big scene in a near background shot. And the rest is history. And so 40, 50, whatever, 50, 45 years later, I'm here to take an acting class just for fun.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
They look fantastic as is. How do you enjoy them?
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
I feel like you wanted bigger. I feel like you wanted pineapple size.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Yes. Is that possible? Is that true? Because I heard that rumor. You're the doctor.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
It was like non-movement.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Okay, I can't do it because I'm the father. No!
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Oh, I'm the bad guy now. Cute. You bring me in here, stare me down like I'm gonna break. Spoiler alert, I don't crack, Jack. I was home, cold pizza, listening to the Greg Cody Show podcast. Hey, I'm being honest with you here. But yeah, sure, let's pretend this is all on me.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
I would think I'm either feeling guilty because I know I've done something to attract the police, or I'm feeling apprehensive because I know someone who knows something that may involve me in this.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
You're coming at me like I'm guilty of something. I'm not accused of anything. I mean, you come into my house. I could have come down to the station later today. You come into my house. You treat me like I'm going to break and start sobbing. I don't break. Okay? I'm telling you the truth when I say it was around 8 p.m.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
I mean, I was home last night eating cold pizza, watching Law & Order by myself, alone with my thoughts, doing nothing wrong. But you're pretending all this is on me.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
I loved it. I thought it was great. I loved some of the information you provided as far as bringing something into the scene, something more than just what's written on the page.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
It was amazing. It's more than I expected. Like, you know, I'm not a dancer, so the dancing beforehand was a little weird.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
I wanted you to take it and... Okay, I threw in a Greg Cody show reference, podcast reference, so that's about all I could do. You're tired.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
I forget what that line was. I don't crack, Jack, was the line.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Ron, what is an example of an animal that is gravely endangered, near extinction, or threatened with extinction, largely because of man's abuse, where you would be in favor of bringing that animal back?
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
I mean, they're similar in context. They're often used interchangeably. Thank you, Dad. But a grave situation is a situation where peril... Where I might end up in a grave? Is that what we're doing there?
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
No, see, you're looking at the word literally. A grave situation is a situation with danger, with peril involved. The author has spoken.
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Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Right. I mean, it had been since Dan Marino where the Dolphins actually had a guy who you go, this is the best player in the league at his position. We have what everybody else wants. That was Tyreek Hill after the first season. And at that time, it's almost a feel-good story in the sense that, okay, he had these problems when he was pretty young in college. It's been a few years now.
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Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
He seems to be clean. We're going to forgive, right? We're going to forgive.
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Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Plus, there's a distracting sticker on the upper right corner of the mirror. Kind of an operation you guys run around here. Lewis, just be the prop.
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Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Look, I can filibuster on this for a second, if you want, to give Mike a chance to give you lines. When the Dolphins signed a trade for Tyreek Hill, I wrote a column, probably predictable, as you all might say, approving of the trade, cheering the trade, while also noting in the column that this guy's got a little bit of baggage. I can't believe you would do that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Okay, he's got baggage, and we all knew it. And, you know, America is all about... second chances and forgiveness. We love to think of ourselves as a country, as a people who give second chances. As a small example, in the Masters tournament beginning this week at Augusta, there's a player in the field, a former champion, who just got out of jail. He spent two years in prison for abusing women.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Okay? That makes him... A bad guy to a lot of people. And in reality, this guy did time. But does he deserve a second chance? Does he deserve to be in the Masters field? And there's controversy about that right now in golf. It's the same thing with Tyreek Hill. He's a troubled person. I don't know if that makes him a bad person. A year ago, everybody loved Tyreek Hill.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
We were overlooking a lot of stuff. And now, in the context of him coming off a bad season that suddenly makes him seem like an old retread player, this has magnified what just happened. He's going through a divorce. I feel bad for him. I feel bad for anybody going through a divorce. But this is the bet he made. I'm not apologizing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Well, you couldn't get on Pit Row. They require long pants and hard shoes. The F they do. Hard shoes. At Homestead? Don't they? No. NASCAR does. You can't get on pit row in short pants. Look it up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
It really is awful. But I love the fact that you're holding a water bottle as a prop to imply I take care of myself despite what I'm looking like.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Yeah, I love that he planned a sickness, though, that he told you yesterday. I think I feel a sickness coming on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Yeah, it's a bad shot because he missed it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Yeah, there's a lot to unpack there. His trade value, I think, is cratering because of his age, because of the incidents that you mentioned, because of the bad season he's coming off, where his speed no longer seemed extraordinary. The year before it did, last year it didn't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Well, this goes back to college, of course, with Tyreek abusing women and recidivism. What's the word?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
It happens. It happens, right? It's a real thing. It's why people who are in jail tend to go back to jail. You know, and he gets no benefit of doubt now. That's the only thing I feel a little bit uncomfortable about now. When his house catches on fire, that's not necessarily him doing a bad thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Last year before the season opener, when the cops stop him and he's in handcuffs before the Dolphins game, because of his past, you assume that he did something wrong. That's the first instinct. It turns out he didn't. The cops apparently were overly aggressive. In this case here... His wife files for divorce. He apparently did something wrong, but we're looking with a magnifier at this, okay?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
There's usually two sides to a divorce. I'm not apologizing for whatever he did or whatever his wife says he did, but because of his past, he gets no benefit of doubt. I'm not saying he should, but that's the situation he's in, and that's a situation that he's built for himself.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
I thought it was a common word.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Don Levitard. What do I got here? I got a Magnum condom. Um, we won't get that out. That's shocking. Stugatz. Here's a picture of Christopher when he was like three years old.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: All The Whiteys at the Ballpark (feat. The Kid Mero)
Unlike Danny Boone. Oh wow, Dale Murphy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
To add to that, Amin, to add to that, according to OptiStats, only one NBA player all time has had over the course of his entire career in the same game or not a 40-point game with 10 made threes, a 40-point game with zero turnovers, a 40-point game on 70% shooting, a 40-point game off the bench, and a 40.10 rebound five-assist game. It was Peyton Pritchard who did all of it last night.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What a year Juju's having. Great time to be a Panthers, Eagles, what?
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Can I get a double cheeseburger?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The portobello mushroom one is crazy. Crazy. It's crazy.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
But you'll get a shake at Shake Shack.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Dan was so wrong about that, by the way, with Tyler Lockett. I have a stat here that someone sent me. From 2019 to 2023, players with at least 400 receptions, 5,000 receiving yards, and 40 receiving touchdowns. Devontae Adams, Stephon Diggs, Tyreek Hill, Travis Kelsey, Cooper Cup, Tyler Lockett.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Assistant to the regional legend.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That's one of the more surprising results I've ever heard on the market.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
I can't believe we're by 59 already. Yeah. Time flies. It does.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
We're old. I'm old. Hey, you know what, Stugatz? I was thinking. Yes? Yes. Since football season's winding down, Super Bowl's coming up, Super Bowl 59, we've been celebrating football all year. I have an idea. What? Let's do a toast. Okay, wow. To football. Really? Yeah, me and you. Let's toast football.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
I told you, I'm a good guesser.
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
No, no, no. I didn't say I found another job. I said I applied for another job. But again, a side gig won't take me away from here too much, but a side gig. And what is that side gig? I'm glad that Mike's here. So I was on LinkedIn the other day, just moseying around. I'm a father now. LinkedIn seems like an important thing for fathers and for older people. I don't know.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I'm there on the computer like, huh, I haven't checked LinkedIn in a while. Let me see what's going on there. Und dann, ich weiß nicht, Dan, ich weiß nicht, ob du schon mal auf LinkedIn gewesen bist. Es ist nicht so, dass ich ein LinkedIn-Kind bin.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Genau. Also, sie haben verschiedene Dinge, die poppen. Oh, diese Person hat das gesagt über den Stockmarkt. Ich sage, ja, wer kümmert sich. Und dann ist es so, oh, Jobs to apply for. Normalerweise schaue ich nicht auf das Tab, weil ich hier glücklich vertreten bin. Aber an diesem Tag... Aber an diesem Tag hat mir etwas aufgefallen. Dan, du warst so glücklich vertreten. Mir hat etwas aufgefallen.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Und ich habe gesagt, dass ich sofort anrufe. Also, auf LinkedIn gibt es natürlich einfache Anrufe, wo man einfach ein paar Knöpfe, boom, boom, boom, und plötzlich anrufe ich für diesen Job. Ich brauche Mike Ryans Hilfe, weil der Job, für den ich anrufe, der Hauptcoach des Miami-Footballprogramms war. Und es ist in, gerade jetzt.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich habe die Anrufe gesendet, also warte ich auf den möglichen Hauptcoach. Of the University of Miami. Assistant to the head coach? No, no, no. Assistant head coach. Miami, Florida? No, no, no. University of Miami, like my hat says, University of Miami Hurricanes, need an assistant head coach. I applied on LinkedIn. So again, my papers are in there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I don't know if you can talk to whomever you can talk to up in the front office. So many questions. See if we can put my paper at the top of the stack. And then just have an interview. I can kind of give them a couple ideas of what I think offensively.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich habe es definitiv nicht gemacht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich habe den Kopf gesehen. Ja. Aber Mike, ist das nicht ein echter Job? Das ist ein echter Job. Das ist verrückt. Das ist verrückt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
It does say employment type full time, but again, that's a full time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
No, that would be handler. It's a different position. Do not minimize my position, okay? This could be analyst. This analyst?
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich werde meinen Assistenten diese Frage beantworten lassen. Leute, es war toll, euch zu treffen. Andrew, ich bin ein großer Fan deiner Sachen. Hör auf, Vater, ich habe etwas für dich. In diesem Programm, was wir tun, ist, Leadership zu lernen. Was wir tun, ist, Accountability zu lernen.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
There is a lot of distractions, but you know what we do here? It's a family atmosphere. We take care of our guys, we make sure we got eyes on them. We got an incredible staff, led by me of course, that makes sure that everybody's doing what they gotta do to get to the next level.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I got something in the back of the trunk of the car. Deposit it. Ocean Bank, preferably. They're my people. You talk to Armando. Make sure everything's good. He'll get you a card.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Coach, Coach, Coach, I got you. I got you. Andrew, me and you will go to South Beach. I'll show you the town.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
You want a lightning one? Yes. You want a lightning one? That's the plug-in.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
We have incredible, incredible opportunities within the university that we can make something happen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Andrew, listen to this. You like DJ Khaled, his production work? Nein. Okay, gut.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Bis zum nächsten Mal.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
441 Powerline Road. Second down to nine.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Sie hat neun Wochen, also zwei und ein paar Wechselmonate. Amin und Andrew, beide Väter, tolle Väter. Er war ein toller Vater für mich. Ich habe meinen Jungen 8 Millionen pro Jahr bezahlt.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Neun Monate. Das ist es, was sie mir gesagt haben. Neun Monate, um sich zu vorbereiten. Neun Monate, um zu schlafen. Neun Monate, um Bücher zu lesen. Neun Monate, um den Krankenhaus bereit zu machen. Neun Monate, um meine Meinung richtig zu machen. Und trotzdem... Als der Moment kam, war ich nicht vorbereitet. Nicht mal ein bisschen. Nicht für das Warten. Nicht für das Schreien. Oh yeah. Yeah.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
So powerful. So insanely bloody. That can only be described as the Super Bowl of human existence. Blood's redder than you think. It's like purple.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Except this time, I'm not Jalen Hurts. That was Jenny, she was the MVP. I'm not Nick Sirianni. That was Jenny's mom, who coached her through. I'm not Vic Fangio. That was Dr. Miranda, who gave a masterclass on delivery, by the way. I was literally the oxygen guy. I was giving a little mask to the players on the sidelines, who actually did something. The assistant head coach.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
The assistant head coach. Oh, there it is! In all seriousness, everyone at South Miami Hospital was amazing. Nurses, doctors, all the staff. I may start doing reads for them on our network, by the way. They can send me the invoice, and I'll make sure Middle Art gets their cut. 80-20 my way, of course. My kid. Sie haben auch gesagt, schlafe, wenn das Baby schläft. Guck dir das an.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Das ist eine Lüge.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Weil, wenn das Baby schläft, hast du ein Millionen Dinge zu tun, weil deine Frau es nicht kann. Dishs, Laundry, Diaperons, sterilisierende Bottles, als ob du ein CDC-Lab runnt. Oh mein Gott. Sprechen wir über Läden. Let me not do that. Really? Go to the pediatrician for a checkup. I really want it now. What a scam. Wait for 48 minutes. 90 second appointment. The doctor walks in. Checks the pulse.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Looks her up and down. Nods. Says looking good. Then hits you with a $300 bill.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich liebe dich, Dr. D. Ich mache nur eine Sache. Ich respektiere den Hustle. Sprechen wir über den Hustle. Babygear. Lass mich nicht anfangen.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Fahrradseite. Erdbeer. Stroller. Erdbeer. Babywäsche. Was? Erdbeer. Was auch immer Frida ist. Ich weiß nicht, ob hier neue Väter sind. Frida. Das ist die Marke, mit der du alle kleinen Sachen bekommst. Erdbeer. Diapers.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Sehr teuer. Alles, was ich kaufe, kommt in 8000 Teile. Alles, was ich baue, hat drei extra Schrauben. Unbeschreiblich. Ich habe alle Schrauben benutzt. Warum gibt es so viele extra Schrauben? Alles, was sie sagen, dass das Baby lieben wird, isst sie. Und dann... Das Weinen. Das Weinen. Es ist langweilig. Es ist persönlich. Es passiert auch nicht, wenn deine Mutter dich hält.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Manchmal während dieser weinenden Fitts... Ich finde mich täuschenlos. Über leise NFL-Sundays. Driften auf zum Schlafen. An den Geräusch von Ian Eagle und Charles Davis. An den Geräusch von Broncos vs. Raiders.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Erinnerst du dich an die Sundays? Remember sitting on the couch for seven straight hours watching Red Zone? Yeah, those days. They're dead. Now I'm watching a different Red Zone. The one in Elle's diaper.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Bottles. Burp rags. A rotating lineup of onesies. Covered in mysterious stains. Blowouts, baby. Every single day. The same schedule. Feed. Change. Sleep. Cry. Repeat. The crying. Mostly from me. But it's fine. I love it. I'm obsessed with my little mommy. I'm tired. I haven't been to the gym or played basketball in six weeks. I smell like spit up and desisting.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
And yet, I wouldn't trade it for anything. I stare at her tiny face like Dan stares at the last croquette on the box.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Und plötzlich ist nichts mehr wichtig. Ich habe gemerkt, dass das alles um das Vaterland geht. Es ist anstrengend. Es ist wunderschön. Es ist ein totaler Desaster. Und manchmal ist es Hell. Sprechen wir von Hell. Dan, das sind die neuen Vater-Observationen.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
We're stronger, healthier and more resilient when we have people to lean on. Therapie ist einer der besten Wege, um dieses Unterstützungssystem zu bauen. Es hilft mit positiven Kooperationsskillen, die Grenzen setzen und die beste Version von sich selbst werden. Hier ist die Sache. Therapie ist nicht nur für diejenigen, die eine große Trauma erlebt haben. Es ist für jeden.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Oh, he's using Skipper's glasses. Those are the ones that Skipper uses? I do believe you can use those. Yeah. They're prescriptions, so I can't see.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Excellent. And by the way, Dan, I'm obviously listening through auditory mediums because I can't see. The show's working perfectly, by the way. Yeah. Just letting you know that because you're watching.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
I'm with them right now. I'm listening. So here's the thing. We have a lot of free agents, a lot of big names moving around. Could we see in the conversation that you were having about J.J. McCarthy, about Sam Darnold, should they sit McCarthy, should they pay Sam Darnold? Don't look. Don't look, though. What if a team signs? I know this is going to be crazy. What if a team in the top three signs?
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
signs aaron rogers maybe the giants sign aaron rogers you draft cam ward you allow him to to sit a couple of years try to pick aaron rod the good football part of aaron rogers's brain man you let him kind of coagulate and mingle with him and figure out okay this is how i can be a great nfl quarterback and then you got your guy in a couple years don't don't it
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Couldn't have made it a lot easier than that.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
It's everybody's segment, Dan, by the way. But Hawk said he hated that take, so I was allowing Hawk to not look and give me the take rebuttal.
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The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper-independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.
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We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. Therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing, therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
I'm in on this. Dan, hold on a second. Dan, have you ever put a fry in a Frosty? Of course. Have you ever put a chicken nugget in a Frosty?
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
But Hawk is a legend. We need to go into that.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
I'm talking about 2025. They got retro joints.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
No, no, I'm not.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
It was a simpler time, Dan.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
You didn't have insurance back then. Tony's just longing for the good old days. I'm just saying it was a simpler time. Dan, you're damn right it was a simpler time.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
He can only have the wing itself. He can only have the sauce.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
King eats first, pal. That's a legend. They should name him after Dan. Like a local legend.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Yeah, he's also a free agent.
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The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.
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We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. Therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing, therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Whether you're facing a big life transition, feeling overwhelmed, or just want to grow, therapy can help. That's where BetterHelp comes in. With over 30,000 credentialed therapists, you can find somebody who truly understands you. It's fully online, making therapy accessible, affordable, and convenient. No waiting rooms, no long commutes, just the support you need.
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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It might actually be Devon Bass.
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No one out pizzas the hut. That's damn good. Look, look. That's damn good, Mike. Did you say look?
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
We've been talking a lot of great football, and I've actually recused myself from talking because this whole segment, nobody should have been looking. I don't get why Hawk doesn't get it.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Hawk doesn't get it. Don't look now, buddy. It's time for Don't Look Now. It's time for a new game. Don't look now.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Oh, what's this? Oh, that's Mike. Dan, don't look now. But did you know that quietly... Somebody's cord there. Where's my mic? There it is. Dan, did you know quietly... The Kansas City Chiefs traded all-pro guard Joe Tooney to the Bears. It wasn't that quiet. Don't look now. Close your eyes. Do not look now. Don't look now, but...
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The Cowboys also restructured Dak's contract, who obviously we know just made $240 million last year. They're restructuring to add $36 million worth of cap to their budget. Thank you. I like this game. How long is that cord? I don't know. It's wrapped around me like six times.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Well, no, here's the thing. Usually somebody else gives a take, they're looking, and then I tell them don't look. Because he can't look. That's a problem. I don't know who's going to talk, Dan. That's the thing.
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Local Hour: So... What Ever Happened With That Jimmy Butler Situation?
Everything's going around.
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Local Hour: So... What Ever Happened With That Jimmy Butler Situation?
And they would have been better with Jimmy. And the Knicks... Kind of better now. But Danny. Whatever it is. Danny, you went around about story about people crying and fathers dying and therapy. He did that. He did that to me by bringing up Jimmy Butler again.
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To close the loop, whatever happened to the FBI investigation with Terry Rozier? Did that just go away? Like, what happened to that? Because we can still get that in.
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Hour 2: College Football Stuff But Not Exclusively The College Football Playoff
And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
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Everybody. You're going to send that to me. For the culture, Dan.
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Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
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What up, Jennifer?
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Stugatz always skates on this, too.
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Boo. So happy for you. Yeah, never happiness. Reaper, come over here. I like doing it with my right hand. I've got a great streak going, Chris, and because people aren't made happy by this, I have not lost yet this season.
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You're not made happy by this. I'm not.
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I heard the commish was threatening me. You guys should all know she's bringing on an enforcer and she's really mad that no one's paying their penalties. Are you taking that, Tony? I think I'm going to put it back.
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They're on a bye. It already went in? It's gone. By the way, I owe two penalties already.
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Thank you. Lions, Bengals, Bears. We'll go back to you. You can decide in a second. So look at the Lions, Bengals. You know how this works. I got the Jaguars. I used to say Jaguars, and now Mike Ryan called me out on it, so now I go the other way. It's Jaguar. Jaguar. I'm putting that back. I don't even have to look what they're playing. I got the golden helmet of life.
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Congratulations. No one is happy for you. I'm looking to get the swap helmet, so I can take that from you.
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I've got the Lions. I'll keep that. I don't know who they're playing. The Lions. They're a three-and-a-half point favorite.
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Best game of the week. You have mentioned it's a who's who game, and it is the Packers going to the Lions. I do not want to talk about that game. I do want to promote a couple of things that we've got coming up here. Is a Bengal a tiger?
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It wasn't a nice break for you?
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Lakers, Jess. But here's the thing. Jessica just articulated something that made me palpably sad last night on my television, where I'm like, man, Lakers, LeBron, Miami used to be something a little while ago. Where's my Maction? Because I'm not interested in 10-10 Miami heat season that doesn't matter for 60 games. Exactly.
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Okay, but Florida Panthers can't even get on the show, and they're the defending Stanley Cup champions. We'll get to it. Okay.
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You say this. You say that we're going to get to it, and I've got to get to the Thursday Thunder, and I've also got to tell people what we've got going on this weekend, because, Tony, you've got the MMA Hangout, which has become very popular.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
Give people the information they need if they want to hang out with you on Saturday because you really could spend the whole weekend with our show if you wanted to. And one of the things that I want to do over the coming month is I want to have a toy drive. So I don't know, Tony, if you can attach this to what you're doing. I know I'm going to attach it to what we're doing on Sunday.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
I want anybody who's coming out to bring toys because every time we've done toy drives at this time of year, we are overwhelmed by our audience. And then you can make some kids happy even though Jessica hates them.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
As part of what it is that I'd like to do over the month, okay, because I'm just thinking this out now as we talk, but the toy drive is something we are going to do in December. And so on Sunday, we also have a watch party. And while I'm always telling you how appreciative I am for your appreciation and how I'm always telling you,
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that your support is the reason that we can do all of the things that we're doing. I'm asking you to bring in the form of appreciation a toy as part of what it is we're doing, and we'll thank you, and we will spend time with you watching these football games. It's what we're there to do. A lot of people get uncomfortable asking for photos, but it's what we're there to do.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
So we want to have this relationship with you, and we want that relationship to come with toys. and we want it to be in a Miami party on Calle Ocho, where toys and children usually aren't, at a bar where this is not a child's play bar. It is not. It's an adult gathering.
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It's an adult gathering that you are having on Saturday night, and then you can spend time with us on Sunday, too, if you want to spend time with our show. I meant for you. Thursday thunder, Chris Cody. That is good work by you in a small window for inefficiencies and mistakes. Rare art. Thursday Thunder, Chris.
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The exchange is going to be that transactional. Bring me a toy, I will talk.
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Oh, you got a jump rope? Alright, what do you want to talk about?
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I will give you a sports take in exchange for a toy.
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Thursday Thunder, sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear all about what DraftKings has to offer all throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Tony, give it to us. Guys, I've been given the
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thing that the virus the thing that infected the show and so there are a number of things i haven't gotten to yet the useless sound montage that's a always popular wonder and we get to it later and later every week it needs to be earlier in the week i'm going to start cracking the whip around here after the holidays are you still allowed to use that expression cracking the whip
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We haven't won one of these in a while, have we?
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Okay, but I was close is the lament of the loser.
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Mike Ryan has had a good gambling year if you've been behind his Twitter paywall or his ex-paywall.
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A big Laporta game. He wasn't good in the last one. He's been a little streaky this year. I love betting tight end overs.
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Well, this is part of what it is that we're selling around here for our sugar debt.
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What happened, Chris? Why did you make a face? The graphic on our screen says plus 350.
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Okay, that just happened. There was a lot of planning that went into all of that.
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We're going to contract you. You guys got to get this right.
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Wait, what do you mean? The sound effects.
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Chris, I would like for us to get to Behind the Bit, please, as part of our 20-year celebration. Nostalgic as it is, what is the topic matter on what it is we're presently doing here? Oh, Charles Barkley. Charles Barkley Bikini. All right, good times. Oh, I stuffed a tube sock in my... I'm revealing that for the first time. Wow.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
Come on. Small tube sock. Terry Bradshaw story. Look, I'm coming out in a Speedo. There is not going to be an internet imprint of anything happening down there that's going to hang very loosely over my head. Like that's not going to be something that I'm going to live with over the course of my life. So there was a tube sock. I'm admitting that for the first time.
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judges all alone siren thank you i appreciate that i saw samson stopped dead in his track on stortus he got scared he got panicked i saw it on his face too yeah it swept over him which rarely happens then i know but well he's getting old and he's an old white man and can be dangerous for them at the moment too that's why they voted the way they did
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Don Libetard. While there's nothing official and conversations are still ongoing. Was that a fake Schefter?
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I tried at the beginning and then I lost confidence in it.
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There's nothing official and conversations are still ongoing. Stugatz. It is trending towards Nick Sirianni remaining the head coach of the Eagles.
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Top five day of my life. That made me wildly uncomfortable.
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I was really confident that LeBron would dominate J.J. Barea in the post. I feel like I had a position of strength. I didn't.
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think there was any circumstance under which the bet would end that way i thought for sure the way that bet would end with charles barkley never calling us back because he'd lost the bet and he wasn't going to do this it was the 2012 nba final so i think they had a bet on that and of course dan took the heat he was not going to take
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I don't think he got any of the facts right on the details of what happened in that series. The end result is that's the end result, and I didn't think I would ever be in that position.
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Didn't he have Charles Barkley on his butt?
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The best I could do is have my brother paint me to cover up all of the places to distract. A lot of optical illusions so that people wouldn't look at anything happening in my mid region. As a recollection, it looks like a lot of fun. I will tell you in all honesty, That's as scared as I've ever been. I didn't want to be in front of people in that way. And there were a lot of people there.
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And Stugatz delighted in my discomfort.
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There was some fasting involved, some juice cleansing. Yes, it didn't do enough good. But yes, I do think also, and this is something I'll only reveal here, pretty sure there's a tube sock in my Speedo just to avoid any imprinting.
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Greatest day of his life. He was pretty happy. Yeah, he was pretty happy in our shame. But who doesn't like to be right? And usually when you get to be, you know, like he knew I was not wanting to look like that. So I threw as much distraction as I could at the situation.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
I know, I know. It was a tube sock, though. I don't think, do you think Charles would have paid that bet? I don't think Charles would have paid that bet.
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Speedo Man, Speedo Man. Barkley's picture right on his can. Packs it in nice and tight. I wish I lost my sight. Look out! Dan is the Speedo Man.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
It is such a good quote at the end of that. The Jameis experience continues to echo. None of us want it on our football team, but we just want it around football.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
And I want to see that on the injury report. That has to happen routinely on Thanksgiving dinner nights in the NFL where some guy just ate poorly during the day and blew it, right? They're not all nutritious hounds who know the clinical science of what it is that every Sunday or Thursday requires, right?
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
You mentioned Thanksgiving. I had my most epic Thanksgiving leftovers ever this year. I did it differently. Usually, I've always just been a real boring leftovers guy. Put it all on a plate, zap it, and eat it the way you did. Boring sex of Thanksgiving. The boring sex. Just give me the same style of plate. Just zap it up. But you know what? The old zap.
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Tony, you just judge the sensuality of Chris.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
You're just like, all right, let's do it. Well, zapping implies microwave, and that is very sad. At least I did. I would air fry it at least. Oh, most people microwave the leftovers. No? Not nowadays. If I can air fry it, I air fry it. If there's meat involved, meat gets very rubbery. Depends on how lazy you want to be.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
So this year, I was like, all the social media algorithms, I saw people making Thanksgiving egg rolls. I was like, I want to do something fun. My dad makes a soup. I was like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get a hoagie. Like a 12-inch roll. And I'm going to have a Thanksgiving sub.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
No, but I'm telling you, this is not just a turkey sandwich. This is every single thing you would have on your plate in this roll. It was so delightful. I cut it in half. My wife's like, I'm not eating that. I'm like, all right, I'll have both.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
We started with a base of mashed potatoes. That's the base. I was lathering it like it was mayo, actually.
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Like it was like a schmear.
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So the mayo on your carbs is mashed potatoes.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
Right. And then we go with a little green bean casserole. That's your salad with mayo. Which at this point is just mush. You know what I mean? She got mush on top of mush. Yeah, mushy mush.
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It had the crunchies on it, but those aren't crunchy anymore. So now it's just mush. The crispy onions.
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And then. That's your vegetable. Now you're thinking, this is a little rich. This is like, there's a lot of. A little. You know what? We're going to sweeten this up a little bit. Put a little cornbread in here. So now we're going to put a little cornbread in here. Cornbread in the bread? Cornbread. Wait a second. Like dusting, I'd say almost. Like the way Salt Bae does. An innovator. Wait, Chris.
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Did you? I was crumbling up my leftover cornbread. Cornbread shake?
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Sandwich-ception. And then on top, good old turkey. My dad's fried Cajun birds, leftovers of that. It's good turkey. Sprinkle that on top. So now the top, you see the meat. It looks like a good sandwich, all that mush underneath it. And then, of course. Just gravy. Just gravy on top of it. So then I cut it in half, and I got this. I'm telling you, it looked like Food Network quality.
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Did you take a pic? No, I don't think I did. You could see the layers of mashed potato, and I just bit into that thing. It was so mushy. Cranberry sauce? It was so good. I didn't have cranberry sauce. I would have added that.
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But it was delightful. That's disgusting. How'd you leftover?
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Dan? I'm going to get back to that in a second. Tony was sort of nodding his head, and I don't know whether he was disgusted or not. Oh, come on.
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You're going to give me ham and sugar it up? Sure. And burnt crispy on top.
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You are hitting that with some Latin sensuality, and it's making Jessica make a face. It doesn't seem... Jessica seems to find more appetizing that monstrosity that Chris Cody described, which is a horror, by the way, because none of that stuff's holding up very good, and that casserole's dripping. Like, you're not doing this cleanly. You're eating...
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You're eating a sloppy sandwich. It was like pouring out. It would bite. It would like pour out of the back end of it.
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That sizzle. That sizzle again. Which I do think does add something. Cheese is not a Thanksgiving thing, though. I don't associate that with mac and cheese.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
Put it on the poll, please. Does every sandwich need cheese, Dan, at Levitard Show? Absolutely. Every good sandwich needs cheese.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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I do enjoy several Thanksgivings in a row. Yes, it's pretty good. I don't feel great about it afterward. Monday's hard to come into work after four days of football. That's the holidays. It was slothy and gross, but delightful.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
I have not been able to get to all the things in the show over the last couple of days that I want to get to, so I'm just going to combine them all now, okay? The Bucket of Death has to be in play, so let's get that going. Let's do Thursday Thunder as well.
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
I have a number of different things that I need to get to behind the bit we need to get to, so let's just combine a bunch of things here, and let's start with the Bucket of Death. Go around the room, and we will combine... that.
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Well, I was like, there's thunder music, there's death music.
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I know you've got a lot of different music, but I need to get all of this out of here at the same time because it's too much. And this is like the sandwich you were just describing. We've just got this. Where's La Plancha? What ingredient am I?
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Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
This segment is the green bean casserole that's spilling all over the place that I've hated for years that shouldn't be in the sandwich, shouldn't be in Thanksgiving.
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Okay, yes, the Bills are... It's a weird one.
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Why is that weird? Tough one.
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Bills clinched the AFC East. I still think the Rams are good. What am I doing?
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The Rams are 500. The Rams are probably pretty good, but the Bills are one of the best teams.
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Jaguars. Ooh, I'm so sorry. Putting that back. At Titans. At Titans. Three and a half point. Mac Jones is starting. Three and a half point. Turn of the Mac.
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I just don't understand how we can spend every single season saying it's so good for the sport when Miami is good because they're one of the biggest brands in the sport. and then at the same time act like a mid-major. Like some team that, oh, you know, plucky Miami. Like it's not a big brand just like Alabama is.
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Ever in the history of the college football playoff. It's never mattered ever Okay. The record? Like, we're acting surprised. It's never mattered. It is an invitational, like you just said. There are teams that they prefer to have over others, but it's based off resume. And they have told us year after year after year after year, if you're going to lose games, you need to have great wins.
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And Miami had zero of those.
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Well, you guys have listened to Oral History and you know that the origins of this show were once just a dream for Dan and for Stu Gatz. And that dream turned into the show and now the business of Metal Ark Media and the show that you're listening to today. But starting your own business is a dream that lots of us share. Too many of us let it remain just a dream.
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The thing last night is that LeBron was great. Like, LeBron was great from the jump, offensively, even defensively. He was making plays, causing havoc on that end. Anthony Davis was the issue in the last two games that they've played. He's been abysmal. It's his two lowest scoring games of the season, 14 points and eight points and blowout losses to Minnesota and Miami.
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And in both of those games, he's going up against two of the better defending big men in the league. And last night, what it was is it was Miami double teaming him every single time he touched the ball and early in the game.
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It led to so many turnovers, fast break points for Miami to where even when they were struggling, Tyler Hero actually wasn't that strong offensively until the third quarter when he hit seven threes in the quarter. But it was fast break points, and that's always been Miami's recipe for success. It's just the Lakers' defense last night that was...
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Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
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Local Hour: Notre Dame Game Inception
There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the US population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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Local Hour: Notre Dame Game Inception
Come on, anyone would do that. There's rockets flying. It's going to happen with the next guy, too.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
It just feels like they wanted to do that with John Morant, and then the gun stuff happened, and then they kind of doubled down on that, and then all the stuff with his dad happened. It's like, oh, that was supposed to be you. Hold on, let's just refocus over here to Anthony Ambrose.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
Dan, did you see the Netflix special on the, I don't know what they're calling themselves, the Redeem team or the next Dream Team, the gold medal game? Did you see in the first episode how Anthony Edwards was talking to former President Barack Obama? Like, he was talking to him like me and Izzy would talk. Like, yeah, no, you, like, well, whatever. Like, completely normal.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
Completely unaffected by the caliber of person that was in front of him.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
Okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch Money. And dude, it's a financial wake-up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app. It's basically your money command center.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
Puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments into one place so you're not guessing anymore. And listen, I found stuff I didn't even know I was paying for. Since I started using Monarch, I'm tracking my spending, actually saving money. And yeah, even having money check-ins with my wife and we're looking at each other and we're like, yeah, okay, we're all good.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
It makes the hard stuff way easier. And over a million households use Monarch. It was named the best budgeting app of 2025 by the Wall Street Journal. So it's not just me hyping up. It's legit. It's real. Real deal Holyfield. And get control of all of your finances with Monarch Money. Use code DAN at monarchmoney.com in your browser for half off your first year.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
The rally monkey, yeah. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
He had a rally cap on that was also rallied. The monkey had a rally cap.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
That's all it is. By the way, a quick note. Rally Monkey did not have a rally cap, but he had a tiny uniform.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
Izzy, he has looked better, way better than he did in Minnesota, at least in these first couple of playoff games outside of the disappearing act he had in the first game. But it's like, is this the transition to what we all thought Cat would be? Like, is he starting to turn the corner? Well, you almost would have to.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
Speaking of Anthony Edwards, a little jump off point. He's become my favorite player in the NBA, and I think the NBA needs him. More so than just being the face of the league, more so than being the next young player. It's like the NBA needs a villain. And it feels like Anthony Edwards can be that villain. He's yelling at people in the crowd, saying that his is bigger than theirs.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
You know, all the stuff that we hear from Anthony Edwards. and then we have this from last night after extinguishing the lakers luca lebron the blueprint all that stuff this is him outside the crypto.com arena for whatever reason we don't know why he's walking where he's walking to he has this to say about lakers fans
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
Dan, that is the perfect villain for the NBA. The guy who can do anything, say anything he wants, kind of get away with anything you want if you look at some of the stuff that's in his personal life. He just runs the entire league at, what, 25, 26 years old? He's younger than that.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
Yep. 43 the game before. Played pretty good the game before that.
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Hour 1: Smokin' Dope and Bad Mouthin' His Country
Until I say it, it hasn't been said. Me, Maximum. Me, Maximum. Me, Maximum.
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Hour 1: Smokin' Dope and Bad Mouthin' His Country
But back then, it worked.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Again, he stood on business. This was prior to the whole Giannis thing and obviously the immigrant family and the humbleness and all the great syrupy things that happened there. All I'm saying in Stugatz's mind were let my family celebrate the way my family wants to celebrate.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
The problem is when that family is celebrating basically on top of the grave of Giannis Antetokounmpo, that's where I have the issue.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Yeah, I was acting on bidness, too. I didn't like that one.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
The problem is you've got to do it quick and with confidence, Paul. Act on business. Boom. Stand on business. Boom.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
That was third degree business that I was quoting.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Maybe with some Viagra. Okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like, how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch Money, and dude, it's a financial wake-up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app. It's basically your money command center.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments, into one place automatically. So you're not guessing anymore. And listen, I found stuff I didn't even know I was paying for. Since I started using Monarch, I'm tracking my spending, actually saving. And yeah, even having money check-ins with my wife and we're looking at each other and we're like, yeah, okay, we're all good.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
It makes the hard stuff way easier. And over a million households use Monarch. It was named the best budgeting app of 2025 by the Wall Street Journal. So it's not just me hyping up. It's legit. It's real. Real deal, Holyfield. And get control of all of your finances with Monarch Money. Use code DAN at monarchmoney.com in your browser for half off your first year.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Pablo, I know you do great work on PTFO. I'm going to catch one of those episodes one day, I promise. But I have a theory for you. If we want to do something together, collaboration, me and you, I can be on the episode. I have a theory that Bill Belichick has been hypnotized. Unsubstantiated.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Dan, I got the worst playoff winning games with the worst three-point shooting percentages. So 13 teams are tied for the lowest three-point percentage in a playoff game at 0%. So they made zero threes.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
The first three are the Miami Heat, the Memphis Grizzlies, and the Denver Nuggets. The Heat, it was a game in May, I want to say first or second round against the Pacers, where they won 95-86. So all 95 points the hard way.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
I have OLI, Dan. Yeah, I got seven.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Narrow it down, maybe.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's the point. If you freak out and panic, then your judgment is poor because you're reacting too quickly. You're not thinking. You stay calm. You think, what do I know about this bear? Should I yell, hey, bear? Should I fight it? There's different things that you'd stay calm, think about it, remember your training, and maybe you'll have a better chance of surviving.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's why you're not the co-pilot. There's not a lot you can do.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Roy is dying. He's already pissed that we're potentially spending money on the Olympics when he could be going on a trip to Edmonton right now.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
The catch is that you're the pilot and that's how we're saving money.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Isn't that just spirit air?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That you know of.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Have you ever seen the pilot go into the bathroom in the middle of a flight?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
And there's just no one flying the plane?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
They're just going to end up price gouging the one pilot flights and you're going to end up paying the same amount.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
But Tony's like a marshal where he has to be on every flight.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
This isn't the movie Airplane, Greg. It's not that easy.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
But he's not in costume, right? So is he going to be really that upset? Do we consider being in the tub a costume? That's all Dan cares. He doesn't care about what he's naked in a tub.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
So we're already saying it doesn't count.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Rubber ducky. Yes.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It sounds like a Cialis commercial. You're just sitting watching the sunset holding hands in a tub.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I'm not a fan of the pruning that happens in a bath.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yeah. And then your fingers are like wet and like mushy.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Okay, sitting in the shower is different than a bath, though.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
The benches... He's looking for help.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Really hot, like hot.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I don't want to be awake right now.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
But you're going to get to a certain age where you wish you just had the bench installed. Because the portable shower benches for disabled people, they're an eyesore.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
A waterproof herald.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Mine is Joe Chestnut for some reason.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Chris, you're a Mondrian. Greg, you're a Matisse.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's on the Chicago dog, the celery salt.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
We were just talking about this on Mystery Crate last week because Billy had a couple hot dogs and was in tummy ache city.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You should have put that in the notes on Uber Eats. Give them the nod.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I don't think it's spicy at all.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It just has seasoning.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Uneven bars, perhaps?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Let's just have you first walk on a straight line of tape on the ground.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I thought it was like six inches.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It's around four inches.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
The idea of the Olympics, Chris, was that we were going to compete against another show, right?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
We can do wetsuits. Wetsuits.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I think the more important thing for swimming is coordination and not drowning.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Length is probably secondary to that.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Hurricane Harbor?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Those are dangerous. Yeah. People that bring their kids into the wave pool at six o'clock.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Was this when you hurt your toe?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I was thinking the other day, I saw a competition where people were making a bed really fast against one another.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yeah, and then I was thinking, like, if you did that for the Olympics, or if you did people making, like, building Ikea furniture really quickly, I would be really into that.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Putting a duvet cover on. Yeah. I mean, I'm watching that every time. 10 out of 10 times.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Oh, my God. People getting tangled up in sheets. That would be funny. That would be great. We should do that as a show.
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
We've said all. Everyone has said everything. First time hearing you this, Greg.
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
Well, well, well, well. I mean, Cam Ward got Warren Moon's number. Warren Moon just gave it to him. That's a different story. You're saying, I mean...
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
LeBron James. Ja, das ist ziemlich gut.
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
Anthony Ciccolo, Nummer 56.
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
Wow. I haven't seen it very often. Can I ask you guys a question? Because I am actually confused about the rules. So, when does the ball going in count? Is it when it goes through the hoop or when it leaves his fingers? You've got to let go of it, right? Because if he's holding onto it and goes through the hoop, is that a shot?
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
Jeden Teil davon. Ich glaube, die meiste davon muss in den Hupen sein. Weil ich den Replay gesehen habe, war ich super verwirrt. Ich dachte mir, ob seine Finger noch da sind, aber es ist durch den Hoop gegangen.
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
Er hat einen Dumpf-Kontest gemacht. Er hängt von dem Ring. Er ist immer noch auf dem Arm. Das wäre super krass. But it went through, that still counts.
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
Verstehst du mich?
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like, how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch Money. And dude, it's a financial wake-up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app. It's basically your money command center.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments into one place so you're not guessing anymore. And listen, I found stuff I didn't even know I was paying for. Since I started using Monarch, I'm tracking my spending, actually saving money. Das ist 50% off your first year at monarchmoney.com with code DAN. Das war's für heute. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Tschüss. 300 Bucks in Bonusbets.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
If your bet wins when you bet just 5 bucks only on DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Back in the day, you used to do the prank call for you and your buddy. That was it. You would make the call, you'd put it on speaker, you'd laugh. Haha, look what we did. All of a sudden, now people are doing it for the clout. I mean, I don't like that.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Er sagte ein offenes Ipad. Als er in eine Wohnung ging, sah er das offene Ipad und schlussendlich war Shadur's Nummer drin.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Mein Vater macht das. Das ist mehr, weil er eine Low-Carb-Taste macht. Ich denke, wenn du eine Low-Carb-Taste machen willst... Lass die Kruste weg, nicht den Käse.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Er nimmt die Pizza, die Peperoni und den Käse und isst sie. Du verpasst den ganzen Teig.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Trump ist immer noch wütend vor der NFL. Er hat sie gesucht. Er hat gewonnen, aber die NFL hat ihm einen Dollar bezahlt. Wirklich?
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Um ehrlich zu sein, wenn du so viele Quarterbacks hast, Dan, was hast du? Du hast keine Quarterbacks. Sie können alle gewinnen.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
I think the other thing too is Anthony Edwards proved that he was him. Shador Sanders has been told that he's been him the entire time. When he had him on his team, Travis Hunter, who was that guy that went out and said, I'm going to play both sides of the ball, I'm going to play Heisman-level football, and here we are getting drafted, traded up for in the first round to prove that.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stuckatz Podcast.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
The NFL has been clueless for 50 years when it comes to evaluating quarterbacks. Clueless. They have no idea what they're doing in terms of evaluating quarterbacks. That's proof. There's proof of that. We know exactly what we're talking about with quarterbacks. They don't.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Ja. Ich weiß, was sie tun. Ich weiß, was sie tun. Ich kann es jetzt sehen. Sie sprechen über das, was die Apex der Saison ist. Einfach es aufsetzen, damit sie, wenn sie Indy gewinnen, nach Boston gehen, vielleicht einen auf der Straße in Boston bekommen. All of a sudden wird das die Apex der Saison. Also setzen sie es auf, um es auf der Straße zu setzen.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Aber das ist am Freitag. Das Spiel war gestern.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Mit 0,3 Sekunden noch Gustav Forsling mit einem Klapper, um es 3-1 Florida zu machen. Es steht da 0,3 Sekunden. Das könnte auch in Mandarin sein für mich. Ich weiß nicht, wer es ist.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Wie Gustav Pass to Forsling with a Clapper to make it through one.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
A Clapper, yeah, I have no idea what it is. It's a Slapshot.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Er reboundet an einem Clip, wo er sieht, als wäre er 6'10". Und dann merkst du, er ist 6'4, er ist nur über Biggs, über alle, um Rebounds zu bekommen. Du kannst ihn für Doppel-Digit-Rebounds locken, jede Nacht von dieser Position, das ist verrückt.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Oh, Dan, I thought you'd never ask me. So this goes back, the beef between me and the Catholic clergy goes back to Easter, the day before Easter, right? So I'm at a Catholic service because my... Wife's cousin is getting married in the church, but they were doing it kind of different, whatever. So we're at this huge Easter Mass. And Dan, I don't know if you've ever been to an Easter Mass before.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
They were getting all of the sacraments in at one time. So we had kids doing First Communions. We have kids getting baptized that are like two years old. We have people getting... It's a show.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
4-Hour-Mass. Welcher ist der große? Weihnachten oder Ostern? Ostern. Von dem, was ich sah, Ostern. Weil ich da für 4 Stunden war.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Oh, ja. Geh nicht da hin. Rookie mistake. I was promised, hey, hour in and out, we're gonna see them tie the knot, everything's great, I'll see you guys later, we're gonna go to the ale house. Like, whatever, right? So, as I'm sitting there, hour one goes through, they sing like 40 songs, hour three goes, like, I'm at a place where I'm like, alright, we gotta get out of here.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Es ist alles. Es ist jeder in einem. Du bekommst Gemeinschaft. Du bekommst kleine Braten. Du bekommst Dinge. Die Babys werden in das Ding gedunkert. Die alten Leute werden in das Ding gedunkert. Es war verrückt, richtig? Also sie kommen zu einem Punkt. Jess, vielleicht kannst du mir helfen, worauf es geht.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Also, Dan, lass mich die Szene setzen. Es gibt 400 Leute in dieser Kirche, richtig? Es ist ein bisschen muggig, um ehrlich zu sein. Es ist ein bisschen heiß in der Kirche. Sie singen Lieder, die Lichter gehen auf und auf, Leute stehen hoch und runter. Ich bin es nicht gewohnt, richtig? Was auch immer.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Ich bin da, habe die Reise genossen, um sicherzustellen, dass wir sehen, was am Ende das letzte Ding ist.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Ja, ich hatte noch am Sonntag. Das war mehr um zu sagen, hey, sie haben ihre Geburt gebeten, wir müssen es sehen. Also die ganze Familie ist da. Und an einem bestimmten Punkt machen sie die Spritzung des Heiligen Wasser für die Leute, richtig? Also die Leute kommen hoch, sie bekommen das Heilige Wasser.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Korrekt. Es ist nicht Spritzung, es ist mit den Chains und... Also, alltags, der Papa, oder wer auch immer es war, der Kardinal, ich weiß nicht, die Namen...
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Er bekommt so etwas wie eine Moppe, aber eine kleine Moppe. Sie hat diese Stränge von Stoff oder so etwas. Er geht also um die Leute herum und ist wie P.D. Pablo, mit seinem Schirm auf seinem Kopf wie ein Helikopter. Er macht es also zu den Leuten. Er geht so. Ja, richtig. Die Leute werden mit dem heiligen Wasser gebeten. Schaut euch das Bild an. Die Kirche ist fast auf der Kante.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Er geht also nach oben. Stadionsegen.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Er wackelt sich um und alle sagen, ja!
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Ich sitze am Ende, weil wir zu spät sind. Ich sitze also am Ende des Stadionsegens. Er dreht sich um die Kante. Er schaut mich an, ich stehe da, wir sind alle da. Ich bin da so, ja komm schon, lass uns das machen. Dieser Kerl kackt sich zurück. Leute, ich schwöre euch. Er kackt sich zurück mit dem Ding und sagt... Wirklich?
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Wenn er mich schießt, Leute, meine Gläser... Es war wie Wasser, das meine Gläser ausbrach. Ich hatte ein grünes Shirt an.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Dude, he hit me with a gallon of water. Like my glass. I needed windshield wipers for my glasses. They were pouring. My entire family laughing.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
A little bit like incense. I took a shower in it.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Dan, he hit me with such a stripe of water that I was sitting underneath an air conditioning vent. Again, muggy, but hot air hitting me, and it was just my glasses started fogging up. Now you're damp and swampy. They do it again. Another guy comes by about to do it, and I had to like... Ich hab gesagt, ich bin gut! Ich bin gut! Also, ich weiß nicht, ob ich... Du bist extra unheilig.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Das war genau das, mit heiligem Wasser. Das hat mich absolut geschmückt. Also, ich weiß nicht, ob ich wieder zurückkomme. Ich habe Fleisch mit der katholischen Kirche. Sie werden es mir irgendwie machen müssen. Ich weiß nicht, wie, aber wir werden es herausfinden.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Er hat sich zurückgekackt mit einem Krowhop. In der kleinen Dress. Er hat sich zurückgekackt und dann...
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Sie haben ihn in den Tunnel gefolgt, als ob er im Spiel spielen würde. Weißt du, wie sie die Inserts machen? Hier ist Steph Curry, der in den Garten geht. Es war wie Reggie Miller, der im Broadcast ist. Ich war so, äh.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
That's a shit job. There's no way they actually review it, right? They get that paper with all the links and they're like, eh, just don't worry about it.
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The Big Suey: GIVE ME THAT THEME MUSIC!
Me and Billy told you, don't worry about it until they get to the Stanley Cup Final. Then we're gonna get locked in, but right now... You're nuts not paying attention.
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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home
Bothering people in the office. You said you never see anybody bothered. Bothered. I mean, I like Willow. Everyone here likes Willow. No, I like her. I like her. I like her at Jess's house. She's great there, by the way. I've been at Jess's house, and the dog's been great. We've been hanging out and doing things.
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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home
Ed Asner, dream on green.
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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home
Juju. Your brother was at the office last week doing nothing. Again, I didn't approve of that. I don't know what happened there.
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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home
The problem is my brother's like 60 pounds lighter than I am. That's the only difference. Better looking, too.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
They lost their conference tournament.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
If the goal sound is going to be there, we need a double bang in the one spot, I think.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Because in a diverse workplace, someone may have said, hey, this actually looks like a vagina.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
I mean, of course, it's political to celebrate women's inclusions in sports. It's political to have women included in the workforce in this country. We still have very backwards laws that don't really let women and especially mothers continue their careers in this country. Like we don't have a lot of things that other countries have. It's all political, Dan. Yes.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Well, to be fair, we were cleansing the palate with the cute little oyster glove, and then Dan was like, what about the Heats Women in Sports Day?
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Yeah, I bring the energy, Dano. You know, it's my job to make sure that as the Heat are on a 10-game losing streak that that's not reflected in the broadcast. We're here for people to have a great time, to enjoy each individual game, and if I can put a smile on somebody's face, I'm going to do that with my energy and my smiling face.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Welcome to my world, my friend.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
The reality is to like the emotional baggage of all of this and Andrew Wiggins missing half the game since he showed up. They haven't been able to get into a groove and it's been one bad season. But to act like like Jimmy was maximized by this group and sort of the revisionist history because they didn't make certain transactions or
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
I think that's the weird part of this is Jimmy played the best basketball of his career and the most winning basketball of his career with Spoh as his coach, with Bam as his co-star, and with all of the surrounding pieces that they had. This isn't, this is just what happened.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
And so to look back at it now and act like he brought something to the organization and then took it with him when he left that was never there before.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Right. It was a great partnership. That's why there's so many people around the organization and within the fan base who are so frustrated by the things he said after the last Warriors game, sort of dismissing it as just like a cute little time that he had with some friends when... he still hasn't said anything about the guys that were his co-stars.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
I think most people are frustrated by the fact that he still hasn't said anything about a guy like Bam, who took every single bullet that you could imagine while Jimmy was there as sort of his shield, the way Draymond is for Steph.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
No, I mean, they built a culture around what they did. They maximized the player. They maximized all of the other guys around him. That work ethic never left those guys. And Jimmy was there working that way until they brought in his friend in Kyle Lowry. And then those guys separated themselves from the locker room. People don't work hard on other teams to make rosters.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
That's the part I don't understand about this. I mean, you can look around the entire NBA. There's nobody who has taken as many second round picks in the last decade and turned them into serviceable NBA players. They've gotten contracts elsewhere and with the team. It's silly to put it down as nothing, but also hyping it up as if...
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
It's the only thing that matters and that talent doesn't matter would be short-sighted. I am not saying that they don't need better players on the roster to be able to compete for championships, but it's been about the little things that allow you to be a five seed in the bubble that makes the run to the finals, that allows you to be an eight seed that makes the run to the finals.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
That's where you can hang your hat on it and you can laugh at it. And by the way, if you're nationally listening to this, you probably should because this will be the one opportunity to do so.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Where the hell is Cooper City? What?
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
That guy's a pretty good scorer, huh?
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
One team's hot, one team's not, Dano.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
That's not a good lead. Be fair.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Richard Petty was eating an apple. What color was that apple?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Dodging the tough question.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm still in on it. He'd look like the uncle in Arrested Development, probably.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wir haben nicht darüber gesprochen, aber ESPN und MLB haben sich sehr ruhig entschieden, nach dieser Saison etwas zu teilen. Wegen der Finanzen oder so. Ich habe nicht so viel Gewicht bei diesen Teilen, aber es klingt so, als ob MLB einen Broadcast-Partner benötigt. I feel like Tony is kind of setting a good resume. Maybe me and him knock out the MLB together.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We get the rights to MLB games here in Meadowlark. Maybe we'll just pick a random day. Like, hey, we can get a Thursday game or whatever. You know what I mean? Then we air like the Thursday games. Just one Thursday game a month or week. Whatever it is, me and Tony tour the country calling MLB games together. He does it play by play. I'll do the color. What do you think?
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
uh before we get you out of here coach uh tony's got a game for you how many uh shot for your life one shot for your life picking only from among the 38 years of players rick barnes is coach that's right and i've i've narrowed it down to the guys that he's put in the nba too because sometimes there's people that you haven't heard of that coach would bring back from like 1991 so this is going to be coach nba players that you've coached in college shot for your life so you can only pick one when i give you these sets of players you ready
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
The guy. All right. Grant Williams or Avery Bradley? Shot for your life. Grant Williams.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Wow. Okay. Real hoopers know. First is KD, obviously, Dan. Come on. What are we doing here? All right. This one's going to be tough because neither were known. Well, one's known for a shooting, but one wasn't. Dexter Pittman, Miami Heat legend, or Miles Turner?
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
All right. We're going back to the old school, Dan. Greg, you'll remember some of these names. Austin Crozier or Chris Mim?
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Stretch four for his time, right, Coach?
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
DJ Augustine or Boobie Gibson?
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Did you call him booby coach or no?
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
We got a body on somebody.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
You really lured him out there, Tony. Come on. Real hoopers know that, Dan. You knew what was going to happen.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Ah, gotcha.
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The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. Therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing, therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Are any of the personal effects as good as the one that Greg Cody brought in today? Because I will tell you that last week I thought one of the show highlights was Chris Cody going into the back row and being someone who maniacally squeezed juice until he got orange juice, almost half a glass, heroically.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
today his father has brought in and we famously cut his hair here months ago he didn't like the haircut we got it professionally cut one of tony's friends my barber here my personal barber dan i like the haircut no you didn't yeah it was good you didn't i just didn't like having to borrow 20 bucks to tip the guy you know you didn't like the haircut that much your wife didn't like the haircut that much it's okay it was a good haircut but you didn't like that it was that close yes earlene that's correct didn't like the
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Yes, but Greg Cody has brought in today, and I did not know that this was something that he had in his arsenal, a personal haircut kit. And so are we going to cut his hair with his personal haircut kit to see if his haircut, if he can do this? He's scared. He's a little bit proud of his hair, and he's scared of going home to Orlean with a haircut that looks ridiculous.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Are we going to try to do this live? Well, we need a volunteer. What do you need?
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Right, but who would you like? Would you like to select whoever it is who's going to do this?
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Would you please support Greg Cody on a Greg Cody Monday? I don't need you saying this being the spot where you decide that you're going to say no.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Okay, so this is just, all this is, is just, I mean, it's not, I thought it was going to be something other than a, this is just something. What did you think it was going to be? Oh, I don't know.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
I just thought that it's a self-shaving kit. You could do this for yourself. It's supposed to be something that you're doing for yourself.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
I need the payoff. Now somebody's got to do this. We've got to get somebody back there. We can't bring this up as content, have the kid out here, and then just bail on it. Now we've got to do it. The whole kit and caboodle. We're in too deep. I did also want to say to Greg Cody, who does do a lot of good work around here just to get promotion for his podcast.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody has...
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
A lot of nostalgia in it. And this week, because they do nothing better than self-involvement, they are reviewing the top 100 guests in show history. I'm stunned to hear that they've had 100 guests. Sure.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
How's that looking in?
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
I want to cover the math of what it is that we're talking about here, okay? In the history of the show, he has had 138 guests. So all he's doing here is eliminating 38 of the guests.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
I don't know how many people do sort of the defensive metrics required to understand what Gobert was doing for Carl Anthony Towns in Minnesota. Everything, Dan. Well, but made that the best Minnesota team of my lifetime. Minnesota has fallen back, at least in part, because they can't pair those two guys together anymore, and they had to just get out from under salary.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Well, batting 100 is bad. 100 out of 138 is not batting 100.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
All the threes are making it. What do you mean it's proprietary information? The podcast is out. No. That's next week's episode. We're previewing the talk.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Do you know how much better, Roy? Roy, show them how it's done, please. Go into the other room. Don't do it now. Don't do it live. I will not put the pressure on you now. Close the segment. Go into the other room and make a better confirming than that using a voice that is funnier than the one that Ethan's using.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Somebody else help me with the cutting of Greg Cody's hair. Greg, the top guest in show history, was it tough to come by who was number one?
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Okay, that's a big one.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
That's correct. As with all of the great art made throughout history, there will be much eternal debate about who should have been number one. Confirming. And how high Gary the Bag got up on the list of the guests in the history of the Greg Cody Show. That's a big one. Will he make it? Featuring Greg Cody. Have any of you watched the... With.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Like, Minnesota, how often do you see that happening? in today's day and age, where a team doesn't feel like it could keep its best team together in basketball because Carl Anthony Towns got traded and all of us were like, we know he's a very nice player and that's exactly the kind of player that New York would want, but also that's a hell of a lot of money and I think he's a number two.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
No, it's not Rosemary. Next week's countdown is 100 guests.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Yes, that's correct. Just so you know, the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody. It's a great show.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Have you guys seen the We Beat the Dream Team documentary on Max?
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Let me just tell you some of the good things, because I'm a little bit stunned that in 2025, we still eat up the Michael Jordan mythology, okay? So... The We Beat the Dream Team documentary reveals a handful of things, including Coach K alleging that Chuck Daly purposely threw the scrimmage where the college kids beat the greatest team there's ever been, Magic and Michael.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Among the revelations in this is that Michael and Magic were on the bench during this game when it happened. But one of the things that was mentioned that continues to improve the mythology of Michael Jordan, even as LeBron James is still putting up 40 points sometimes as a 40-year-old, At breathing.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
He got winded just giving those fractions. It was just 1 8th, 7 8th, 6 8th. He got tired getting to about 4 5th 8th. He just got tired.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
You want me to hold my breath for the rest of the show? I don't. But when I'm talking about Michael Jordan and suffocating somebody, Alan Houston talked about the next day after they beat Michael Jordan. Jamal Mashburn tells this story. He says Michael Jordan comes out and says he's not going to get his hands over his shoulders today for a shot.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Alan Houston is going to come out here and he's not going to get his hands over his shoulders. And Jamal Mashburn is looking at us at the camera. He's like, this is the day I questioned whether I could be a pro. Alan Houston never got his hands over his shoulders in the next practice I was watching.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
And so they continue to create the mythology around Michael Jordan, even while telling you a bunch of college kids beat him.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Spoiler alert.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Well, you recommended something. I will tell you something I have not done before that arrived the other day at 56 years old. It's not a life or a feeling that I've had in my life. It's Saturday morning at 7 a.m. My dark princess of a wife decides Nosferatu is what she wants to watch. An artistic masterpiece, like just beautifully romantic and haunting and totally creepy. Did you like it?
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Yes, I did. Well, yeah, I liked it. But I would say I like it just because you're being transported to a different, like just a weird time with how it is that they're doing all darkness.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
The romance of it, though, and I don't think... Greg Cody, when's the last time you saw a movie of any kind? It's just aggressive. 7 a.m. on a Saturday is aggressive to welcome that kind of cold into your life.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Have you read anything, though, about it's a SARS guard that does the role of Orlok, and you would never know it from watching?
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Yeah, but the voice work on that and the length that he went to to personify evil with his voice was like, was an actor as an artist really trying to get something right in the name of like, what I think most people would just dismiss as a vampire movie.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
No facial hair. No facial hair.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
You guys think that, I don't think Dracula or vampires is having mustaches. Yeah, I don't either. I don't believe anybody does.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Have any of you watched horror at 7 o'clock in the morning on a Saturday morning?
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
None of you are doing that with children? Greg Cody, I wanted to ask you, because you're our football expert around here, when the Bengals, a notoriously cheap franchise, historically cheap, laughingstock NFL cheap franchise before Joe Burrow,
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that was perfectly happy just making money every season as a mom-and-pop shop that was reputed in NFL circles as not caring about winning the way the other spenders want to spend. They are faced and say they're going to sign Hendrickson, T. Higgins, and Jamar Chase, all of them. Now, that would be signing everybody. Higgins was hurt this year.
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But that would be signing everybody from a team that wasn't good enough to make the playoffs. And that'd be the amount of money that it would take to keep all of those players now that you've had to give Joe Burrow money. The finances of all of that work how? Because...
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While it's very nice to say you will keep all of the players, and you can tag Higgins as well, I don't see how you can have those four players and then have other players when Jamar Chase is going to want $40 million a year, and now you're paying Burrow and Jamar Chase, and now you've got to pay all these other guys.
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Your defense was already bad last year in a way that it didn't matter how good Chase and Burrow were.
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It's unnecessary.
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How is this your comment when I ask you for your football expertise? Al Golden has put on a few LBs since being at Mike Collins.
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Mitchell Robinson, who Mike Ryan calls trash.
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Well, you're sort of obligated to, right? Because once you've gotten to the situation where you have the expectations of being a contender because of who your quarterback is, you have to do the things to keep your quarterback happy.
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My question to you is, as we talk about this, though, given that so many people are salary cap experts now, even though none of us are salary cap experts, even though we're obsessed with all of the money, I'm just asking you this generally. Are there a lot of teams that you know that didn't make the playoffs that you got to pay all four of their guys?
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A team that hasn't made the playoffs when what you got from that team last year was the rarest of things.
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You do remember the last time you thought about that guy.
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the great quarterback play who doesn't make the playoffs the healthy quarterback play that is great and also not great enough to make the playoffs because of how they started when you're being fiscally responsible when you have to win in the margins because even if they're advancing twenty million dollars on the salary cap you have to be better at the salary cap than other teams paying the four guys is what anybody would do
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What hurts is you have to get rid of somebody in order to have the rest of the team because the thing that's broken about the Bengals from where I'm standing is architecturally, if you get that season healthy from Burrow, you cannot fail to make the playoffs.
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You're broken in a way that doesn't portend well for your future when Burrow was having all the great games and you were still losing when he put up 30.
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Don't you just franchise him? He just gets a tag.
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Burroughs is saying the same thing. He's saying there's all sorts of stuff I can do with signing bonuses. There's all sorts of stuff I can do for cap relief.
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Oh, well, let's talk about this for a second. Because I mentioned the other day that Steph Curry hasn't had somebody who goes and gets the dirty stuff free throws that Jimmy Butler does to slow the game down. And he just hasn't had that in his lifetime. And now you have... Draymond Green guaranteeing a championship. And this is early for this one to happen. I don't know. Have you guys seen this?
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Tony has proclaimed, and I don't know who else has done this because this was a season of great expectations. Tony has proclaimed, and I don't know if he's first. the New York Knicks are cooked. Cooked. That you can watch Boston and Cleveland play and know that that team can't beat those two teams.
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Stephen A. Smith has said the Jimmy Butler trade that he dismissed as a nothing trade, he has tweeted, I may have been wrong. Whoa. It's been only five or six games. Only five or six games. And now he threatens to be wrong both times because he's willing to walk back based on the strength of six performances. They're four and one since requirement. And they're blowing people out.
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They're winning. They're winning easily. But it's five or six games. And you're talking about they're getting into the 130s and 140s. And the game looks like it's being made easier for Steph. That's interesting to watch, right? Because when... I don't know if when you were watching the Warriors, if all of us to the eye could tell how or where Klay was slowing.
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I don't know where the prime of careers are anymore because Ovechkin doing this at 39 is wildly confusing to me. Three goals yesterday, he's going to break a record I never thought was broken. He's 39 years old. How is any of that possible?
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I can't understand how all of aging has changed in sports that makes it so that I would think that Jimmy Butler going in there at that age isn't going to have all that much left in the tank, but maybe 35 with all that mileage. Thibodeau mileage, just all the mileage on that body. Maybe there is something there that Golden State has not had as it tries.
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The final furnace of fumes that there are on Draymond Green, on whatever all of that is, that Jimmy Butler can bring something to that team it hasn't had.
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When you're looking at the storylines in that sport and the young people are still vying for what has been LeBron and Steph's throne, you guys saw the stat that since 2020, LeBron is 0 for 21 on game-winning or game-tying shots at the end of the game. Since 2020, 0 for 21 at the end of games.
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Somewhere the oldest player in the league has to age even as he's putting up 40 points and triple doubles and they're still really good. And Luka finally has a game yesterday where you're saying to yourself, okay, that looks like something resembling Luka. But you guys don't think that the Lakers can do anything against OKC, do you?
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When you're looking at OKC putting up a point differential of 13 points a game, nobody's looking at that team and saying, I don't trust them because I haven't seen them do it yet. They're too young, right?
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And it's stark to see because when the Knicks had Mitchell Robinson, they destroyed the Cleveland front court in a way that took me totally off guard. The changes between those two franchises, when the Knicks have indeed elevated to see Cleveland elevate that much more, where you're like, holy shit, Boston's having all sorts of trouble keeping up with Cleveland.
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One of the things that I think that we can agree on is that Steph Curry is going to make the game easier for him, and he will make the game easier for Steph Curry, and I would imagine would enjoy the lightened load of being the second best player on a team. Because he doesn't have to be used the same way. It's not quite as exhausting.
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And so I don't want to underestimate that he's playing with the greatest shooter any of us have ever seen who's distorted all of the basketball. And one of the reasons that they look so good is because, holy shit, Steph looks so good playing with that guy because of how you pair those two things together.
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where jimmy we all know he's a savant he's not lebron in terms of wherever brilliance is but clearly he knows something about how to play basketball that is helpful to a lot of different people if they can withstand the furnace that his temper is i i think the the big difference is that jimmy butler accepts with understanding that he's the second best player on his new team and he never could in miami in miami he's like i'm the alpha dog
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I want to ask you guys, though, because all of the star power in this sport is going to change. You've got, over the weekend, two injuries that are pretty substantive. The Philadelphia thing... Seems to be something that is going to lose Daryl Morey the ability to get another job. The way that that blew out where Joel Embiid is now, you know, he's owed over the next four seasons $250 million.
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And it would appear that all of the pressures involved in getting him back out there are something that derailed his progress yet again. So the process has sort of ravaged this guy. And then you've got Wembanyama out for the season as well because of blood clots and the size of these human beings and what they're being asked to do around and during load management.
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There are things involved here with what the wear and tear on the body is. that make it so that we're like, where's Kawhi Leonard? I don't know where Kawhi Leonard is.
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Oh, the whole mystery doctor thing that made him change teams all over the place because it is kind of, we're in agreement now that the science has made it so whether you agree with load management or not, we now all understand that the athletes and their training staffs are all telling you these bodies need more conditioning than we're being allowed to have.
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I don't know if it's just because Mobley's usage rate is something that they're working around more, but the New York Knicks have a better team than they've had. This team is better than the last two Brunson-led teams. Like, I'd rather have Carl Anthony Towns and Bridges in this kind of offense, but they're not as good as the top of their conference. That part's obvious.
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I just need to understand more details. Is Woj selling some of his personal memorabilia in order to raise money as part of fundraising for his new venture as general manager of the Bonneys? Yeah, you got it.
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Ooh. Can we find out what some of the prices are on some of these things?
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What's dinner with Woj going for?
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How do you verify what the phone is, though? Is there a text on there saying, like, Paul George, is it done? It's a dangerous game.
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It's not just that they have some problems at home. Those two teams, Cleveland and Boston, look better than them.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Mustaches are good, though.
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Go watch the Alex Solana broadcast. Those are so much better. Just take some notes from Alex and then just redo it on your end. Because he comes prepared. He comes ready to go. He's got his hands going. And Billy, you've got to bring in a Picasso. After the media stuff is done, what are you going to do? The Picasso note is a good one. What is that? Solana? Yeah, what is this exactly?
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What's happening? I just saw his broadcast very professionally. Really, you watched the entire broadcast? He came in a suit? You didn't show up in a suit?
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Greg, I'm absolutely 100% in agreement with you. And all respect to Gary Furman, that's his name? I just learned about Gary Furman today. I had no idea who Gary Furman was, obviously, but I come from a different generation of Miami Herald writers. I have a specific way that I know who a Miami Herald legend is. Dan, you're a Miami Herald legend, clearly, obviously. Greg Cody, you also.
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The way that I know. But if Furman was here, what would you say to him? I'd give him the same thing, right? I'd tell him exactly what I'm going to tell you guys. When I go to Flanagan's and I go to take a leak in the urinal. My dad. If your face stares back at my hog. Furman's name has been there, but not his face.
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I've got a good one that plays a lot of different categories. Frank Gore. That's a good one. Yes. Played high school, played college.
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Lamar Jackson. Lamar Jackson? Yeah. Two-time MVP.
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Local Hour: In The Information Game
Ladies and gentlemen, that is the legendary expertise of Greg Cody. Gotta pick up my boy. Don, what's his name?
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Local Hour: In The Information Game
God rest his soul. Yeah. R.I.P. You thought better of doing what you were... Grant Wall was... You're just talking about the Herald. I'm talking about at the Herald. Yeah. It's very clear. Keep up, Dan.
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Local Hour: In The Information Game
It's so stupid. Who got it first? I knew it first. Oh, it's crazy.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
You can Google. That's not the point of... It's not Googling the answer. It's having a conversation about it and then pondering about it.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
I want to ask you about the other tight end in the Super Bowl, because while people look at the box score and don't necessarily... Yeah, for George Kittle, because if you look at the box score, minimal impact on that game. Yeah, but George Kittle, I don't know, there's highlights making their way around. Yeah, what he did against Aiden Hutchinson was insane. There's videos all over social media.
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Is George Kittle the greatest blocking tight end of all time? Wow. Of all time? Of all time.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Legereus Sneed war eigentlich nur 17. gelangt, laut Pro Football Focus, seine letzten Ranking-Cornerbacks. Er war eigentlich hinter McDuffie, seinem eigenen Mann. 17?
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Aber ich meine, sie knacken Film und so weiter. In der Tat, wenn du zu ihm gehst, ist es wie... Das ist Film, aber du musst auch mit Leuten sprechen. Sein Rekord ist sogar in den 30ern. Also, ja, ich fühle mich nicht, dass ich dir das, was du willst, geben werde. Oh nein, ich wollte nur wissen, wer Nummer 1 ist. Das ist alles.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Er ist so richtig. Dieser Kerl ist ein Nerd, Alter. Worry über das, worüber du dich kümmern musst. Lies Bücher, mach etwas anderes. Dieser Kerl ist ein Nerd. Du kaufst alles auf der Farmlande. Warum?
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Du willst fake Plastik-Food essen? Korrekt. Wenn es nicht melkt, ja. All right. Dies ist Bill Gates, mein Bad.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
You're a Mac guy, Dan. I can see it in you. He's got an AOL email address. I imagine he's been playing Minesweeper this entire break.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
I'm going to put this back in the Ponder file, by the way. So we're still pondering. There's still some meat on that bone.
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I believe Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins is also a Freemason. I've always wanted to be part of a secret society.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Du kannst nicht einfach einen Finger schießen und sagen, was ist los, Jungs, was machen wir hier? Bill Gates kann das. Nein, nicht wirklich.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Ich glaube, es war ein Geheimnis.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Ich habe eine unglaubliche Geschichte darüber. Mein Großvater, also mein Großvater, war ein Freemason. Und in Kuba waren sie alle aufgeräumt. Und Castros Waffen waren dort. Er war auf einer Wand. Und er gab einen geheimen Handshake.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Ja, auf einer Wand von einem Führungssquad. Der Kerl kam her und machte sicher, dass niemand seine Waffen anhatte. Er ging, um seine Hand zu bewegen und gab ihm einen freemasonischen Handshake. Und der Kerl ließ ihn laufen.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Werden wir herausfinden, dass es eine verrückte Freemason-Kontroverse gibt? Ich weiß es nicht. Es gibt eine Menge davon. Ja, 100 Prozent. Ist jemand in einer Geheimdienste, bevor wir weitergehen? Will jemand das beurteilen?
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I said crypts because I meant like tombs.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Very clever way to advance the deal.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
Got one more, Dan. We're out of time.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
The answer, of course, is yes.
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Hour 2: Now We're Pondering, Boys!
What a great idea. We've got seven different things in the folder. Here, let me see. We've got AI. Question mark? I'm just giving you a little bit of a flavoring.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Tony, aren't you trying to buy a car now? Dano, I'm the person that people call when they want to buy a car. So I love the car buying experience. Like there is something so satiating to me. You sit across from that car salesman and be like, I'm not paying that. I want you to know that. This is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed that you would bring this to me and ask me to pay this.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
That's right. Louis wird bald ein Auto kaufen. Ich werde es mit ihm machen. Meine Frau, mein Bruder, mein Bruder-in-Law, jeder.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Dan, das Ding ist, ich bin ein bisschen ein Dork, wenn es um die Fahrer-Buy-Erfahrung geht. Also ich weiß Dinge, die der Verkäufer versuchen wird, um dir zu zeigen, wie dein Onkel ist, ohne dir wirklich zu sagen. Es gibt ein paar Dinge, Residual, der Kapitalkost, der Geldfaktor.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Es gibt Dinge, besonders wenn du eine Lease negotierst, die du schauen kannst, wo der Verkäufer versuchen wird, Geld zu verstecken. weil sie es auf der Rückseite wollen. Aber wenn du weißt, was du suchst, kannst du es bekommen und sagen, hey, das hier ist absolut Bullshit, ich bezahle das nicht, du musst runterkommen.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
I think it was the hip thrust. A couple of those hip thrusts. He was a little tired.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Es gibt nichts stärkeres, als zu sagen, hey, Dealership of the Roads bietet mir das und ihr competiert mit ihnen, richtig? Für mein Geschäft, richtig? Und ihr matcht nicht mit ihnen? Ich gehe einfach da hin. Und sie sind so, warte mal, ich denke, wir können mit dem Manager sprechen. Der Manager weiß alles, richtig? Er ist derjenige, der das Gehirn der Operation ist.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Hier ist das Ding, ich werde es ihnen 30% machen. Ich glaube, dass sie es lieben, wenn du zu einem Fahrradfahrer gehst. Sie sagen, oh, das ist einer von denen.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Zwei Jahre her, während der Pandemie, hättest du ein Auto für Steal gekauft. Ich habe gesagt, ich gebe Autos während der Pandemie weg. Das ist nicht wahr. Okay, also du weißt.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Ja, neue Autos. Das ist nicht der Punkt. Der Punkt ist, ich werde diesen Mann 30 verschiedene Male zur Managerin machen. Wir werden den Preis kämpfen. Und am Ende wird er sagen, du hast einen Arbeitskontrollen-Diskount, Buddy. Ich weiß nicht, was ich dir sagen soll.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Yes or no? Paul Pierce, sicher. KG, ich weiß nicht so viel. Aber Paul hat schon lange darüber geredet. Du sagst, er würde nicht gegen KG kämpfen? Ich glaube, es gibt ein bisschen mehr Liebe zwischen KG und OG, als es mit OG und Paul Pierce gibt.
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Local Hour: Top 5 Underrated Pains
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Local Hour: Top 5 Underrated Pains
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Er hat nie gespielt für sie? Ich dachte, er wäre ihr All-Time-Leader oder so. Ich bin auf dem Kühlschrank, meine Frau hat ein Baby, wir sind draußen. All of a sudden, kommt dieser Kerl aus dem Kühlschrank, fängt an, auf die Seite des Set zu gehen, und dann beginnt er, eine Flasche zu schalten. Meine Frau hat weniger Hockey als ich. Sie sagt, das ist dein Teil. Ja.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Und ich schaue auf mein Telefon und denke mir, du Arschloch! Das ist mein Arschloch! Können wir bitte zoomieren, was dieser Arschloch Nasty macht? Er leuchtet Kugeln an, die sehr ähnlich aussehen wie Dan Levitard zu einem sehr besonderen und einzigartigen San Bocelli Bellita. Schau dir das an. Ich weiß nicht, wer diese Jungs sind, aber sie sind Impostoren. Schau dir den originellen Kugel an.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Schau dir das Original an und ich habe es im Studio aufgelistet. Und das hat sich verdächtigt, das Sambocelli. Die Jags waren 21 zu Null. Wir haben das Sambocelli gelistet und bam, die Jags haben gewonnen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like, how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch Money. And dude, it's a financial wake-up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app. It's basically your money command center.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments into one place so you're not guessing anymore. And listen, I found stuff I didn't even know I was paying for. Since I started using Monarch, I'm tracking my spending, actually saving money. Das ist 50% off your first year at monarchmoney.com with code DAN.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Dude, was his eyeball out? What happened there?
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
He's just like, what's up, Dan?
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
You're two for two on those, by the way. You found those buttons really well. I'm learning.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Also, he said the first five, I knew that was BS.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
It's a sacrificial one though, Dan. That's where it's like... Es ist schmerzhaft, weil jedes Mal, wenn ich aufhören lasse, machen sie es gut. Jedes Mal, wenn ich auf dem anderen Team bete, gewinnen die Panthers. Gestern war ich auf dem Spiel, Dan. Das erste Spiel, das ich gesehen habe, bis zum Schluss, außer für ein bisschen. Und ich erkläre, warum.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Meine Frau guckt mich an und fragt, was für ein Abendessen es ist. Ich sage, ich weiß nicht, was du willst, ich muss etwas holen. Ich sage, okay, während des ersten Intermissions, ich gehe raus, ich bekomme etwas, ich komme zurück. Das erste Intermission war schnell, es waren 20 Minuten schnell. All of a sudden, ich bin zurück, drei Tore gespielt, weil ich nicht aufhören lasse.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Weil ich nicht schaue, richtig? Also ich schaue den ersten Teil. Bam, bam, bam. Schuss geht rein. Auf die Seite. Auf die Seite. Auf die Seite.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Ich habe noch einen Beispiel von mir, der ein guter Charme ist. Ihr seid pathetische Narzissisten. 2 Minuten später. Thank you, Tony! I don't know who he is. Damn, I'm just getting into the sport, buddy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
Okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like, how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch Money. And dude, it's a financial wake-up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app. It's basically your money command center.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
Puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments into one place so you're not guessing anymore. And listen, I found stuff I didn't even know I was paying for. Since I started using Monarch, I'm tracking my spending, actually saving, and yeah, even having money check-ins with my wife and we're looking at each other and we're like, yeah, okay, we're all good.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
It makes the hard stuff way easier and over a million households use Monarch. It was named the best budgeting app of 2025 by the Wall Street Journal. So it's not just me hyping up. It's legit. It's real. Real deal, Holyfield. And get control of all of your finances with Monarch Money. Use code DAN at monarchmoney.com in your browser for half off your first year.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
That's 50% off your first year at monarchmoney.com with code DAN.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
That's I mean, that's a grading scale that goes really high.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
I imagine there was more than a few times where there was a bad foul call and Tony and the ref were nose to nose. That's what I think of.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
Deep down inside, when you know that ref shouldn't have made that call, it was the other ref's call and then he made that call.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
Knicks are in trouble. I'm going to put that out there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
On this show, nobody said the Knicks are in trouble yet. Stu hasn't been here in six years.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
That's not true.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
The playoffs started. The lineups are set. Everything is set. I'm the first one to say it. Knicks are in trouble.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
Tony, I'm a new dad. My daughter was born January 1st, and I find myself crying. Thank you. I find myself crying a lot more than usual. I've only cried like three times in my life, and I've cried like 14 times a month. Is there any new advice you can give a dad? Three months, she's starting to turn over now. The problem is she can't turn back. Now she gets on her stomach.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
She can't go the opposite way. Any advice for a new dad?
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
I think the tough part is when you have a fiery coach like that is super emotional, super like screaming that that coaching style only has such a shelf life. And it's usually to win you a championship. And then it kind of flames out like people have been talking about this earlier. Smart basketball people have been talking about earlier.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
Hey, the Mike Malone situation in Denver, there's something up there.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
And it goes to show you when your star players kind of tune you out and don't really care about what's going on. Jokic's last games with Michael Malone, 61-33-41.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
The issue is, too, like, Jimmy now being hurt with a contusion in the thigh after colliding with Kawhi midair. You got Steph, whose thumb is hurt, right? Had a lot of turnovers. Again, had 18 points in the fourth quarter. Looked incredible. Draymond is Draymond. He had that neck.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
I don't know if you saw that play, Dan, where he kind of went in for a steal or something and then got hit in the neck, had a stinger or something. So, like, they're banged up as it is, and they already don't have a good track record in the play-in as that goes. So it's like... There's a lot of things happening right now where they could get bounced possibly.
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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
Mike, I feel like I'm going to lock you in here for a second, okay? Now go back to a couple of seasons ago when we said, hey, there's a percentage chance that all of a sudden... There could be somebody very interesting in town if you tank the play-in game. The Heat need to tank the play-in game. There's a 2% chance for Cooper Flagg. 2% chance.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort, specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John just recently sent some of their product to those of us in the shipping container, and this is my first time wearing Tommy John underwear. I was really blown away by the comfort, by the stretch that was available within the design, by the texture.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
There's a genuine comfort, and I can tell that they put in effort to make sure, specifically in our case with men, that we would feel comfortable. Honestly, Tommy John's changed the game for me. I know it's going to be a good day now when I walk out the door and I've got Tommy John on. No distractions, no adjusting, just all-day confidence.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands, something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
You know your role you play well? I know my role. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Local Hour: The Last Real Florida Panthers Fan
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Local Hour: The Last Real Florida Panthers Fan
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Local Hour: The Last Real Florida Panthers Fan
Well, he wasn't letting me. But do you do it, Dan? Wait, wait, wait.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
What? I agree. That's the take. No.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
It was a bar in the second quarter where he's just like, I've been down more than this. When they were down 17-0.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
There was only like one or two mistakes.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Anyone find it weird when the referee started the coin toss with, hi, I'm Ron Torbert? I was just like, do they always announce their names?
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
We're good. This is not about you, Ron.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Have you ever had a malort fart? What the hell is Harry Connick Jr. doing at the opening ceremony? You know he's famously from New Orleans. That's all it takes to be walking in the Super Bowl to us?
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
I guarantee you Harry Connick Jr. was like, I'd like to go to this Super Bowl. And they were like, you know what? You're from New Orleans? Oh, you can lead it. You can be the opening. It's ridiculous. When's the last time he did anything? He's a legend. A legend. Yes. A legend.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
If they put him in some part of the broadcast or show him he's from New Orleans, of course. But it's just like he was the first voice we heard. I was like, welcome to the Super Bowl. And then they panned down. And I'm just like, what?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Like solo? Just you the whole time?
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
I'm glad you mentioned Master P because he was just shown. There's Master P walking in. Harry Connick Jr. was like leading...
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Represents to her. I think most people don't care about Harry Connick Jr.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
No, I didn't even know about his dad. If I knew he was a nepotism baby, I would have supported him. I'm just learning about his dad. Well, he's not technically a nepo baby because he didn't become a DA yet.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
But foot in the door, honestly, I'm not ripping that he is known for this area But it's just like there has to be more to the qualification than you're from New Orleans Okay, when the Super Bowl was here trick daddy wasn't our like number one person out. They was just like trick daddy's here He's from Miami.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Yes, but it's like he doesn't need to be the first singer at 620 when I'm tuning in My daughter's like who is this? I'm like, it's Harry Connick jr.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
She worked in 2023, but before that it was 2015.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Did anyone catch Kendrick walking up onto the stage right before they went to break to toss it to the commercial? I mean, to the halftime show? You see him behind Jimmy Johnson on their set just casually walking up the stairs. There's no way they wanted that revealed.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
That's a different thing than the disrespect that was thrown at those guys, basically calling them nothing players.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Er hat den siebten höchsten Batsch-Average in den letzten 80 Jahren. Batsch-Average.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Sie sollten in der Wand im Clippers-Spiel gerettet werden.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Und dann, wenn es ein Sieg über dieses Team ist, dann bekommt er entweder Jokic oder Shea. Das ist ein totaler Kampf im Westen für den Gesicht der Liga.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort, specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John hat vor kurzem einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John Unterhaut trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Texture.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Es gibt eine echte Komfort. Und ich kann sagen, dass sie den Eindruck gelegt haben, um sicherzustellen, speziell in unserem Fall mit Männern, dass wir sich komfortabel fühlen würden. Ehrlich gesagt, hat Tommy John das Spiel für mich verändert. Ich weiß, es wird ein guter Tag sein, wenn ich aus der Tür gehe und Tommy John aufhören werde. No distractions, no adjusting, just all day confidence.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands. Something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist. Also muss ich hier einen Moment von den Lachen nehmen und meine ernsthafte Stimme aufnehmen, weil ich nie, nie über eine 5G-Netzwerk-Netzwerk-Netzwerk-Netzwerk-Netzwerk-Netzwerk-Netzwerk- Not even once.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. Greg, how's your birthday going so far? I invented it.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
It's like a home run but it's not even a bat flip. He just lays the bat down because he's so certain this one's gone.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
That's a 15.9 three-point percentage.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
watch the game i will say in that game seven that you're talking about dan where you say oh buddy healed players not named durant green curry or thompson had 11 points for the warriors they won by nine because again seven for 44 yeah it's crazy kobe has a championship just because ronard test decided that was the day he was gonna make the threes yes trevor ariza oh for nine eric gordon two for 12 james harden two for 13.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Well, no, no, but I told you, I prefaced it by saying it's a side gig. It's not going to take me away from here, but it's something that's very exciting and something that I hope somebody in here can help me with.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
There was context missing in what was played.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
There was context missing in a lot of those things.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Can I tell you what it is? I didn't say Pepto-Bismol. I said something that could maybe keep things out.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Billy, you're not going to show up to the house with that medicine, though, right? Because your wife already told you to buy the name brand one and you bought the off-brand one.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
say, you don't even know, right? You guys haven't done the investigation yet. You're still starting the investigation.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
For you to come out and say there was no foul play? Fishy, I don't like that.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
No, it was two dogs.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I'm surprised that the dog didn't start eating things that they weren't supposed to be eating because, you know, that happens, Dan. Elderly people pass away. They have a dog. All of a sudden, the dog's hungry. It's not getting fed. They take a couple bites. Things like that happen all the time.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Because Ohtani's not getting hit every single time he touches the field. He's never getting hit, actually.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Did the president always have the ability to pardon Pete Rose? They just never thought of it?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
shutting off one part of his game or turning down an idea for him so i kind of just see it as like a political angle right now there's a lot of talk but he actually does it right like he was an excellent corner he was probably one of the best wide receivers in the country outside of jeremiah smith like he's a guy that can go on the field and make either of those happen i don't know if this is a report if i saw something where he's going to play a little bit more corner than he is wide receiver i think it's dependent on the team that he goes to but he's already done it
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Don't worry about his ticker. His ticker is doing just fine, clearly. Clearly, it's doing fine. But if they go to a 0-2 start, 0-3 start to start the season, there's a lot of deflation there that could happen. Deflation.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
We've got a penalty. Five minutes. Major asshole. Seven minutes? Wow.
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The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.
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We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing. Therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I did not accuse anybody of doing anything. I said that you came in today with a CVS bag of a medicine. I didn't know what it was, whether to keep things in or keep things out. I didn't know.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
How about you open what you need to open instead of telling us about the openness that you want to open?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I saw him with some medicine this morning. He came with a CVS bag. He had some medicine in there. I couldn't exactly read what the medicine was. Maybe it's something to stop or something to go. We don't know.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Well, two became one, though, Billy, so technically she's with you.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I'm telling you what I saw, Jack.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
I'm just throwing it out there.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Does he belong there with Chalamet? Is he on that level of celebrity?
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Ja, letzte Zeit, als ich auf dem Show war, Stu, warst du in Dan's Seat und ich war in deinem Seat. Wirklich? Ja. Valhalla. Ja.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
You're in charge, Billy. We're all just gonna stare at you and see where we go next.
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No, no, I'm with you here.
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Also du hast einen Mann, der seine Leben trainiert hat, um ein Schauspieler zu sein und die Leute zu unterhalten, einfach nur im Publikum mit allen anderen zu sein, nicht aus der Branche zu stehen.
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My favorite, Sidney Sweeney's Bathwater Soap. Oh, wow. I saw that.
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You want him to paint a detailed picture of Sidney Sweeney taking a bath?
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Was hoffen wir hier, Jeremy, mit dem Bathwater-Ding? Hoffen wir, dass wir die Essence von Sydney Sweeney bekommen? Ist Bathwater nicht dreckig?
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You go into work that day, you know you're either getting fired or promoted.
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If I see it in one of those lines, that's what I buy.
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Jeremy ist immer noch auf dem Weg, weil er über Saltburn sprechen möchte. Billy, ich bin froh, dass du das mitgebracht hast. Könntest du mir die Szene von Saltburn erzählen, die du noch nicht gesehen hast? Ich habe es noch nicht gesehen. Ja, klar, was passiert ist.
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Die Grund, warum wir über Badwasser sprechen und es zu Saltburn belegen, ist, dass es eine Szene in Saltburn gibt, in der dieser eine Charakter in einem Bathtub masturbiert. Und als das Badwasser gedraht wurde, hat jemand, der mit dieser Person beschäftigt war, der im Bad masturbiert hat, das Wasser um die Drainung des Badezimmers gesuckert. Ich musste diese Szene mit meinen Augen beobachten.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Es war die schrecklichste Sache, die ich jemals in meinem Leben gesehen habe.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Wie weiß er, was Face Value ist? Es gibt keine physischen Tickets, die dir die Dollar-Ammount zeigen. Was er dir sagt, ist das, was er dir sagt. Das ist es, was du glaubst. Was ist, wenn es ein Freund ist?
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Nerds. Wie soll ich das sagen wie Jeremy?
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Direkt in die Lockerung. Nicht mal für die Zeremonie.
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Ja, er will jemanden töten.
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So, dass du dann irgendwann... Ja, ich weiß genau, was du meinst und ich habe ein bisschen Angst. Nein, ich würde dich nicht töten. Ich würde niemanden töten, natürlich.
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It's a girl! The pink stuff makes you take your clothes off, is what you're saying?
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Normalerweise sind die Sachen, die sowohl pink als auch purple sind, in Double Styrofoam-Köpfen. Mit Liquid. Es wird nicht überall verbreitet. Purple drank? Oh Gott. Ja, nein, er hat recht. Ich habe gehört.
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Ich liebe diese Konversation.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Was ich, wiederum, nicht tue, wenn jemand hinter mir ist. Richtig. Can I offer it is something of a safety situation, like it's safer? When you're backing into a parking lot, you're good, right? Like a parking spot, you're good. You're hoping there's not any people around you, whatever.
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When you're leaving and you don't have to back out and do all that maneuvering, and you don't know who's... If you just get to go forward and get out of there, it's a little bit easier to get out. So it's safer for everybody around.
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Weißt du was? Ich war früher kein Back-In-Guy. Ich war früher genau wie ihr. Aber Anthony ist ein ehemaliger Feuerwehrleiter, also führte er den echten Truck, oder? Oder den kleinen... Was ist das? Der, wo die Leute gehen? Der Feuer-Truck?
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Der kleine, wo du Leute fährst. Der Ambulanz? Der Uber. Er war ein großer Back-In-Guy. Und dann habe ich angefangen... Mit meinen Sideview-Mirrors, wie man sie benötigt, anstatt mit den anderen Tricks. Ich dachte mir, das ist lustig. Es ist ein guter Weg, den Kopf zu testen. Oh, habe ich alles richtig gesehen? Okay, ich bin drin.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Habt ihr jemals etwas so effizient gemacht, dass ihr euch gedacht habt, ich glaube, ich könnte Krimen verurteilen? Was ist denn mit Billy? Er will Krimen verurteilen? Billy Kill? Nein, das habe ich nicht gemacht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Ja, die guten alten Tage. Weißt du, was der beste Zeitpunkt ist, um nach hinten oder parallel zu parken? Wenn du andere Leute in deinem Auto hast, versuchst du sie ein bisschen zu beeindrucken. Außer du es schlecht tust. Das ist genau das, was du nicht beeindruckst.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Not if you're paying attention to how smooth it is. It's one, two, three, bam, we're in here. You open your eyes and you're just like, wait, how did we get in this spot so quickly? I was just away this weekend. I don't know why your eyes are closed.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
And if there's people watching, just buy a new car. Sometimes I just go home.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Ich denke, du hast recht. Er ist kein guter Getaway-Driver. Er ist zu groß, wie in und aus zu kommen. Wenn er in die Fahrt muss, wird es nicht passieren.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Der Typ in der Getaway-Fahrt bleibt im Getaway-Fahrt. Chris, wenn er fährt, folgt allen Regeln. Er sagt, dass Verbrecher nie wohnen. Das ist alles verrückt. Er kann nicht der Fahrer sein.
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Auch wird es irgendwie schwieriger, dass Roy die Polizisten auslässt. Ja. Ich kann nicht erklären, warum.
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Just historically, numbers-wise. I know we're a numbers podcast. Numbers, not so good for him.
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Well, if you're the NBA, that's actually a great question. Do you just want the right now of, hey, give me one big market, one series, let me get those ratings? Or do you want everybody to be talking about how two small markets are the NBA Finals and any team can win the NBA Championship so all the fan bases should be tuned in? I honestly don't know the answer to that question.
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Local Hour: The Moment of Silence for MJ's Drive
Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice.
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This is like, oh, I like college sports. That's the college basketball purist voice who's like, it's better than the NBA because they try hard. They try hard every game.
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I've been here this whole time. I've been saying wild shit the whole time. Why didn't you acknowledge me? Why didn't you run up on me?
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I've heard it before, but I'm not quite sure what the Ark of the Covenant is.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
We'll put it on the TV, this grainy-ass footage. Some people put that on YouTube, and then there end up being people like me that never get to see someone in concert, and I'm watching some dude's shitty video of a two-hour and 45-minute concert where I can't hear half the songs, and they're $770.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
I love how you're like, I pulled one over on him. His eyes are closed. He's not looking at anything. It's really amazing the fact that he's not even looking.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort, specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.
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Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John just recently sent some of their product to those of us in the shipping container, and this is my first time wearing Tommy John underwear. I was really blown away by the comfort, by the stretch that was available within the design, by the texture.
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There's a genuine comfort, and I can tell that they put in effort to make sure. specifically in our case with men, that we would feel comfortable. Honestly, Tommy John's changed the game for me. I know it's going to be a good day now when I walk out the door and I've got Tommy John on. No distractions, no adjusting, just all-day confidence.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Maybe you don't do it from the start because it's like a nice thing to be able to rely on if you can't sleep. Ooh, here's a second option that I can go out. I can change my routine. I can go do this thing that helps soothe me and get to sleep rather than if I start the night with this thing that's supposed to help soothe me, then what? Then what happens if I can't fall asleep?
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Yeah, but some nights maybe you could just fall asleep. You're exhausted. You're able to go to bed. But this is just a break glass in case of emergency type of thing.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
They don't sleep for six months. There's school every day of the week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
And just people just don't. It's just chaos. No routine anywhere.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
So you have certain shows that you recommend to eight-hour sleepers, certain shows to seven-hour sleepers, certain shows to six-hour sleepers.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
You have a couple of extra hours than the person who gets the right amount of sleep. And so in those couple of extra hours, here's something you should waste your time with. It's not wasting your time because you have enough of it is what you're saying. You're someone that has 18 hours in a day as opposed to someone else who might have 20 hours in a day or 16 hours in a day.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
And in turn, I'm going to adjust my recommendation based off how much time I think you have. You say that like it's a strange thing. No, I think it's a good thing. But that's exactly what I do. I think it's great. It's a perfect scale.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Yeah, I think that's a great way of doing it, where you're thinking of wasting people's time. Because the worst thing is when...
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
someone has like highly recommended a show because then I'm not someone again we talked about the pleaser thing last hour but if someone's told me like this is great and you I know you you'll love this I'm certainly never going to just watch one episode and give it up I'm gonna watch the season that they've told me to watch here and sometimes that'll feel like a waste of time so if you have a good barometer of I know the amount of time you have in a day and so I'm gonna cut it off here I think that's like one of the most empathetic things I've ever heard you
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
In a sense, because when we brought up Pittsburgh and it was sort of like this tepid response of, well, maybe and that that would be probably the highest place that that shooter could go.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Is that not a little bit on your lead guard and your coach to get Cat involved, though, as a big man? He doesn't have the ball in his hands at all times. They are... especially in game two, just spamming Jalen Brunson, Jalen Brunson, Jalen Brunson, Jalen Brunson, ISO, pick and roll, ISO, pick and roll. Like, is it not their offense? They don't run a very complicated offense.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
They don't run an offense that involves much more than Jalen Brunson and Kat in the pick and roll. And if you're not getting him involved, if you're the lead guard, this is what's going to happen. There's going to be stretches, particularly with big men that operate around the perimeter where they're
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
there are entire halves where they disappear because there's not a concentrated effort to get them the ball. We saw it's not the same skill set. It's not the same offensive game, but we saw something not that dissimilar with using Bama to bio as a facilitator in game two for Miami and not getting him the ball in positions to score.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Now in this game, there was clearly a concentrated effort coming back for New York to say, hey, we need to get cat involved because our offense completely falls apart late in the game if he's not an option for us so to me it's it's fully up to Thibodeau and Brunson to get that guy to be the player that you expect him to be with the talent that he has that's who he's been his whole career
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
But was he not really good last year for Minnesota? He had really good moments, but I think the consistency is what he's talking about. Right, but I think your point would be like, and this is, again, the same thing we kind of do with Bam, which is, depending on the perception that you have of the player.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
No, not on the same level, it's not the same conversation, but it's the perception that you have of the player that dictates how you respond to what performance. Carl Anthony Towns, last year, the perception coming in was he won't show up. He won't do anything. And so when he had big moments, we were all caught off guard. So now he gets traded to New York. He has to be the guy.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
And it's almost as if we forgot those things that you just mentioned, which are occasionally there are going to be games where he doesn't have 35 points in the game and he kind of disappears. And that... Is because what? He's not one of the 10 best scorers who's ever lived? I don't understand how we're supposed to react necessarily.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
But I think at this point, like more people would feel confident in the Pacers than they would feel in the Knicks. And I think people look at obviously Cleveland and Boston and then whatever team comes out of the West. And maybe you feel more confident in New York than you do than Indiana.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
I think Indiana has proven the second half of the year to be a better basketball team during that stretch than New York was. They're really, really good and they're dominating a good team in Milwaukee. But I don't know what the odds would say. According to DraftKings, they are tied for seventh.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Net neutral, basically, for the trade. The interesting thing is really just the way that these front offices have managed things the last few years. Because you can look not just at New York, that now is in this kind of stuck position, potentially, if this doesn't work out. But the way Milwaukee and Denver...
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will end up feeling about the way that they've managed their franchises post-championship around literal legends of the game and putting those players in Jokic and Giannis in position to be potentially unhappy. It's shocking the way that those two franchises have kind of failed to build around those generational players.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Maybe. Guys, they'll win a game, but they're not going to win anything.
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I just don't know how much that has to do with him falling versus it's a warning that, hey, he's going to fall, right? Like, I don't know if the media influence is there. Like, if public perception, any of that makes a difference as much as it's someone like Diana or anybody else becoming informed and saying...
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Well, ironically, the the comparison that I just started thinking about, as you were mentioning all of this and we're talking about Travis Hunter and some of the media hype around the quarterback.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
different character thing because I agree with you I think Shadur might be cocky confident not definitely cocky but not a bad I know the idea of he might be that but that doesn't make him a a bad guy or an inconsistent character to show up in a locker room but how dissimilar is this from Johnny Manziel and Mike Evans at Texas A&M where you had this generational receiver who
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who when we're watching it in college, we're giving both guys the credit and saying, you have this electric quarterback who's running around and doing all these things. You have this singular wide receiver who we think is great. Not sure who to give the credit to, but when it came down to the draft, Johnny slipped a little bit, ended up being taken by Cleveland.
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
Mike Evans taken in the top 10, a generational receiver has been one of those guys with a thousand yards for like 10 straight years. He's a hall of famer. And now, Travis Hunter at the top of this draft, is this the same thing of the teams doing the scouting and realizing more of this was Travis Hunter than was Shador Sanders?
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
By the way, he might not be the first quarterback taken here. Like when we were talking to Diana yesterday, she was talking about the momentum for Tyler Shuck to potentially even be a first round pick. Sheesh. So there are teams out there as well that has all of the measurables that would make you think, hey, if if we're willing to take a project, why not take him?
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The Big Suey: Down The Middle Dart
So and the opposite hype on Milrow.
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And then all of a sudden it's like, oh, wait, this guy's incredible. Yeah, because he has all of those measurables that everybody freaks out with at a combine. So it's a different type of thing, Chris. Quick update. I peed during the break. Did you really?
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Local Hour: I'm Still Standing
Still in your system? How does this work? Just not showing up on the test?
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Local Hour: I'm Still Standing
And just force feed them water until they piss themselves?
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Nicht, ah, das ist nicht wahr. Weil dann, natürlich, wirst du es fangen.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Weißt du, was lustig ist? Wenn du das jetzt machst, weiß ich nicht, wann du den Clip spielst. Oder wenn jemand... Jeder hat so gut gemacht, dass er nur einen Eindruck macht. Nur einen falschen Haken. Ich liebe es, Mann. Ich mag ihn.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Ja. Das sind die M-A-2s, nicht die SP-1s. Okay, ja.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
These are the what? The M-A-2s? M-A-2s, man. The Ma's? M-A-2s, man. Y'all ain't up on it so good.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Ersthand. Ersthand-Erfahrung.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
The Tush Push Lives. You know what I read, Tony, before I could not look? You listened to it on a podcast. There you go. Someone said, you know, they play the Packers, I want to say Week 10. They need to tush push like the entire first quarter. Just every play.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Er hat den Finger ausgestrahlt.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Jody LaFleur. One thing I did look at. Hawk is black?
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Das klingt echt familiar. Woher denkst du, dass Nick Wright das bekommen hat? War es von mir? Nein, es war von Chris Finch. Nummer eins, ja, immer. Es wird immer von jemandem verkauft. Nummer zwei, es ist von Chris Finch. Wir haben das am Oddball-Tag gespielt.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Nein, das werden sie nicht.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Weißt du, was ich denke, wenn ich über die 2006er NBA Finals denke? Ich denke über sie, die 2 zu 0 sind und sie haben es verloren. Das ist das, was ich über Dallas denke. Dallas, die 2 zu 0 sind und sie haben es verloren. Ich denke über Avery Johnson, der mitten in der Serie war, der sich entschieden hat, in Aventura oder wo auch immer zu bleiben. Ja.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Are we going down? Where are we here? What's the angle? That's a big one, man. Also, you find out Taylor's last name is Vipulus. That even makes it more confusing.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
What the hell is that? What's the deal with tears when you're loving?
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
But Taylor, the mention of Taylor reminds me of something. It reminds me of North Carolina, which reminds me of Der eine und nur. Michael Jordan. Nein, Bill Belichick. Michael Jordan, vielleicht. Hast du mit Michael Jordan geredet? Nicht seit dem Hall of Fame, als er... Also als er in den Hall of Fame eingeladen wurde, vor einer Dekade?
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Jeremy, to your point, there's two things. Number one is the reason why people can't Fathom it is because SGA, like Luka Doncic, like James Harden, like Jalen Brunson, they're all great at something I don't think people are used to thinking about, which is deceleration. Everyone always thinks about first step, being fast, being explosive.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Their ability to stop while you keep moving and using your momentum against you, it's almost like Jiu-Jitsu. It's artful. That's what people don't understand.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Like deceleration like that. The other part of it is what you're talking about, owning the corner. To me, that's Oklahoma City Thunder defense. Yes, they're physical as hell. Yes, they get away with things. You know who else does? Every other great defense in the history of the NBA. They talk about that constantly. There's never been a great defense. You know what I like about them?
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
They do it clean. Everyone who plays great defense in our league Sie haben einen Vorteil, wenn sie mit den Referees zu tun haben. Sie können auch physischer sein. Und wie Hawks gesagt hat, weißt du, wer am meisten darüber klagt? Die Verlierer! Die Verlierer sind diejenigen, die am meisten darüber klagen.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Ja, ich würde sagen die 04, 05 Pistons, die Ära von Chauncey, die haben alle verteidigt. Das hat sie so furchtbar gemacht. Rip war wahrscheinlich der schlechteste Defensivspieler und er war nicht schlecht. Er war anstrengend.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
This is what I would say. Much like what people say, oh, you know what's in now? Big threes. What's out now? What does that mean? Because people thought, oh, because they had a big three, everyone wanted... Oh, big three. Sorry. And when they say that, I say, no, that's not a thing that's in now. Wir wollten immer so viele tolle Spieler wie möglich. Es ist einfach wirklich schwer, das zu tun.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Das selbe hier. Ich glaube nicht, dass das eine Evolution ist. Wir wollten es immer, aber es ist wirklich schwer, ein ganzes Roster so zu machen. Zu deinem Punkt, der Mann, der das mit Nismith gemacht hat, Back in the day, if it wasn't Tracy McGregor, it'd be someone like Eddie House.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Meaning, this guy can catch fire at any moment, but also, Eddie's not gonna be able to lock up the best player on the ground.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
Er hat mit ihm zu seinem Feierabend gesprochen, als MJ war. Er hat ein paar Wörter gesagt. Nicht seit Jay Adande in den Hall of Fame. Und ich... Wie, oh, das ist der Mean? Das war Michael Jordan. Bruder, ich wünschte, es wäre so. Ich wünschte, es wäre so. Wir haben dieses Spiel gespielt.
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The Big Suey: The Future of the Thunder
There's a lot of stuff. The short answer is yes. The longer answer is yeah, but it took a lot of steps.
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So the way it happened, they traded Paul George for Sabonis and Victor Oladipo. Und dann wurde Sabonis für Tyrese Halliburton gekauft. Sie haben auch von Russell Westbrook gekauft. Es gibt also viele Dinge, die Indiana über die Zeit gemacht hat, um uns hierher zu bringen. Aber ja, man könnte Paul George anmerken. Sie haben Paul Georges als Anfang von dem, was uns hierher gebracht hat.
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Aber das war, was war das, acht Jahre her?
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OKC, ja. OKC, ja, absolut. Paul George setzte es auf. Paul George, erstens gab es SGA. Das war die SGA. Dann gab es Zillion Picks, die noch nicht fertig sind.
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Es ist verrückt, dass sie Draftpicks haben, die sie nicht mehr haben.
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Aber sie sind auch viel weniger anstrengend. Ich dachte gerade, ich würde dich ausbrechen. Hör auf zu reden.
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Aber wenn die Musik gespielt hätte, würde ich dich für immer reden lassen. Ich wäre bereit, zu gehen. Aber ich denke, also zum Beispiel, ich gebe dir genau das, was sie für ihn bekommen haben. Sie haben Danilo Gallinari, den sie dann irgendwo anders gewechselt haben. Sie haben Shea. Sie haben einen ersten Rundspieler, der Trey Mann wird, der jetzt wirklich gut für Charlotte ist.
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Sie haben einen ersten Rundspieler, der Jalen Williams All-Star wird. Sie haben einen ersten Rundspieler, der Jaime Jaquez wird, der jetzt in Miami ist. Und ein 1. Rundspieler wird Dylan Jones sein, der in ein paar Jahren gut sein wird. Und dann haben sie die Möglichkeit, dieses Jahr Flip-Flop-Picks zu machen. Und dann haben sie auch ein 1.
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Hey, all I gotta say is I didn't try to talk to him. He stopped me. He stopped me. And you know what? Shout out to MJ, man. Are you wearing Jordans right now? Of course I'm wearing Jordans right now. Let me see. These are... Team-Jordans? Nicht Team-Jordans. Oh mein Gott.
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behalten würde. Für welche Gründe? 2016 gab es bereits viel Tänzung. Es war schon so, ich weiß nicht, ob das jemals funktionieren wird.
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I also think KD's evolution, personality-wise over the years, versus... In Oklahoma? Ich glaube, wir wissen die Antwort. Ich weiß nicht. Ich glaube, ihr habt die Meinung. the show anytime you'd like to. Please.
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Das sind nicht Team-Jordans, Sir. Du weißt nicht, was das sind. Genau. Was sind das? Genau. Du zeigst dir gerade deine Unwissenheit. Warte auf die Ende-Line für dein Paar.
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Ich schalte die Aktion ein. Yeah, alright, there you go. I don't see, I don't think they saw it. They're zooming in on it right now. What are they, seriously? They're SP1s, I want to say. What are SP1s? You don't need to worry about it. You don't need to worry about what's happening at high levels.
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Nobody likes him. You remember in the playoffs, I know it was the Warriors, and someone was complaining and I was like, you don't need to concern yourself. Durant said that to CJ McCollum. I knew I was going to get there sooner or later. By the way, I'm looking at Hawks screen, I swear to God, he's got the SBJ 40 under 40. Ein Anruf auf dem Bildschirm. Das ist kein Anruf, das ist ein Ritual.
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Ihr habt Rituale? Ja, wahrscheinlich.
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Also, bevor wir auf dieses ganze Michael Jordan ist mein bester Freund-Ding sidetracken, möchte ich über Pablo sprechen, der diese Investition in Jordan und Belichick nimmt. zu einem anderen Niveau. Wir erinnern uns an das Video von Belichick, der dieses Haus verlassen hat. Ich habe es jeden Tag gehört. Warum ist das so wichtig? Es ist großartiges Audio. Es ist großartiges Audio, zum einen.
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Aber zum anderen... Sie versuchen immer zu negieren, richtig? Und Pablo, als er mit dieser Geschichte rauskam und sie sagten, er sei falsch und falsch und all das, kam er mit einer sehr kryptischen Botschaft, so wie, hey, lass mich nicht wieder in die Archive gehen und etwas mehr holen.
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Kept doing some digging and guess what, guys? He done dug. Let's let him tell you. Okay, I'm about to say, Jeremy.
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Welcher, übrigens, das Standard in den meisten Staaten ist, dass der höchstbetroffene Arbeitgeber der Football-Gruppe ist.
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Wenn wir uns mit dem Fall handeln, dann wählen wir jemanden anderen. Wählen wir jemanden anderen, der keine a public nature of their relationship, right? Then it's different, right? Like, then it's like, hey, man, you guys, but they invite, they open the doors, they come, come look at my private life.
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Here's the deal, like, they... Du machst es so, als würdest du es verurteilen. Sie verurteilen es, sie suchen es. Und das ist, wo es gefunden wird. Weißt du, wie es ist? Es ist wie, als Britney Spears, ich habe die Britney Spears-Dokumentation gesehen, und sie hat überlegt, man, ich bin nach Starbucks gegangen, und dann habe ich gesagt, Baby, Mädchen. You can't go to Starbucks anymore.
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Did they not tell you that? You've reached a point where going to Starbucks, someone goes to Starbucks for you. You don't go in the drive-thru anymore. Same thing here.
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Baby Boy. Hey, Baby Boy.
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Es ist nicht, dass es kompliziert ist. Für mich ist das Alter das kleinste. Es ist bei Belichick, es ist das kleinste. Es ist, wo es angefangen hat. Es ist bei Belichick. Es ist das kleinste.
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Das ist das, wieso ich finde, dass es besonders seltsam ist. Belichick hat immer dieses Fortress gewesen. Du kannst diesen Jungen überhaupt nicht kennen. Wir hören Geschichten, dass er wirklich lustig ist. Wir wissen das nicht. Seine Spieler wissen das, weil er immer drinnen war. Jetzt ist er plötzlich der versteckte Mann im Sport. Ich habe ihn das ganze Leben gesehen.
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Natürlich, dass das Fragen stellt. Das andere ist, wenn du dich, das ist das, was ich gelernt habe, Mann, wenn du dich befasst, sagst du, hey Mann, du hast mich. Das Protesten ist, oh, du weißt nicht, worüber du sprichst. Es scheint, dass wir wissen, worüber wir sprechen. Das ist der Teil, wo du die Frage fragst, ob du denkst, das wird Pablo mehr oder weniger berichten.
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Ich denke, es ist eine Sache, um zu sagen, Yeah man, but this is kind of an invasion of privacy. In which case, I think Pablo will probably get shamed and back off. But when you say, you're wrong, that ain't true. Pablo's like, oh, you don't think it's true? Oh, you wanna see this?
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The turn and wait. The turn and wait. I can't wait for this shit to drop.
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Hawk, es gibt so viel davon.
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Es gibt so viel von dieser ganzen Sache, die mich immer schreit, dass ich klein bin, um große Dinge zu tun habe.
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Und sie versteht nicht, dass er etwas größeres hat. Und das ist das, was viele jüngere Generationen jetzt finden. Sie können es sich nicht vorstellen. Es gibt Leute, die sagen, dass Sabrina Carpenter die größte Star ist, die es je gegeben hat. Dog, you haven't seen Michael Jackson. When I tell you like, yo, people were fainting.
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They were fainting at his shows and crying and ripping their clothes off. Like, you don't know what that looks like because your metric for fame is, I got a bunch of likes and follows and all that. So that's the kind of thing. She's approaching it from a very like Instagram famous thing, which is like, yes, you do leave a comment on the thing because that's how you gain the clout.
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But you don't understand. No, no, no, man. We don't leave paper trails around here. We don't wear Jordans from the finish line rack or whatever.
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You're in the main chair. Zu all of that I say, look man, the easiest play for her from the beginning was, this is a gross invasion of our privacy. Like look, we're private citizens, we're allowed to post on Instagram, we're allowed to like... Das ist nicht anders als du oder was auch immer. Das Teil, wo du in mein Leben reinkommst, ist ein bisschen unangenehm. Das ist die Art, wie du es tust.
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Wenn wir über Celebriten reden, möchtest du deine Helden kennenlernen? Shout-out Jacob Jeffries. Jacob Jeffries, Mann. Shout-out Jacob Jeffries. Wir sollen dich als Gast auf dem Show haben. Big Panther-Fan. Echt? Lass uns auf dem Show sein. Können wir uns auf Banger-on-the-Track anschauen?
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We got demonetized like a MF for today.
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Tony, du bist der jüngste Vater von uns. Welche Musik- oder Fernsehserie hat jetzt deine Rotation begonnen?
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Sie ist vier Monate alt. Chris, du weißt, was der nächste Schritt ist, oder? Tony macht seine MMA-Hangouts. with pictures of himself that his child drew behind him. You know about this? Dominique Foxworth. This guy does his hits, his TV hits or whatever when he's doing it remote from home. And behind him he's got a bulletin board of portraits painted by his children.
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Habt ihr jemals dieses Phänomen gehabt, dass die Leute, die den Arbeitsmanns-Vest tragen, die sind da, um die Werkzeuge zu halten, sie tragen das, aber sie tragen das nur für die Rekreation. Sie haben keine Werkzeuge drin.
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Oh ja, da ist er. Das ist Jalen Rose auf der linken Seite.
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Ich lasse meine Kinder das machen. Das ist das, was die Kinder machen. Und wirklich, das ist er. Das ist er. Ich würde sagen, seine Haarfarbe sieht gut aus in diesem Shot.
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Das ist das, was ich weiß. Meine Kinder, was sie tun, ist, dass sie den Topf meines Herzens inspektieren und sagen, Ich habe ein bisschen mehr verloren. Das ist so, was Kinder tun. Sie sind nicht nett. Sie sind nicht süß.
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No, they were just chilling. Like, hey, what's up, man? I'm like, why are you going to a work site right now? Like, why do you have this on?
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A lot of pockets. This is like definitely a grenade in one of them.
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Let's do it. Wir haben einen Mann, der viele Jahre lang professionelles Fußball im NFL gespielt hat. Auf meiner Seite haben wir einen Mann, der viele Jahre lang professionelles Flagg-Football gespielt hat. Bist du bezahlt?
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Das ist gut genug für diese Diskussion.
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Er ist am höchsten Niveau des Flagg-Footballs. Also, zuerst und vor allem, Hawk, als ehemaliger NFL-Spieler, war das für dich eine Möglichkeit in der Mitte deiner Karriere? Würdest du es haben versucht? Gute Frage. Man, ähm... Und wenn man sich darüber nachdenkt, warum... Am anderen Tag hatten wir David Sampson, über den wir ein bisschen geredet haben.
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Aber der Name, den ich mehr als immer bringen wollte, als ich das gehört habe, war Robert Edwards. Ich weiß nicht, wie viele von euch Robert Edwards erinnern. Robert Edwards hat an der University of Georgia gespielt. Er ist eigentlich der Cousin meines Freundes aus der Schule. Robert Edwards war der Typ. Ich erinnere mich an ihn, als er zurückkam. In Atlanta hängten wir alle zusammen.
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99? Etwas so. Und dann ging Robert Edwards zum Pro Bowl in Hawaii, um zu hangen, weil sie all diese Sachen hatten. Und eines der Events, die es früher gab, war ein Flagg-Football-Spiel. Und Robert Edwards hat ihn absolut zerstört, bis es zu dem Punkt kam, dass sie ihn fast amputierten. Ich kann mich nicht erinnern, wie schlecht du dein Knie auslösen musstest.
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Und danach haben sie das Flagg-Football-Ding entfernt. War es auf der Turf? Es war in Hawaii.
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So, okay, but now that I've given that backdrop, Es ist Gras, es ist die Olympiade. Andrew Hawkins, jung, nach Jahren Kampf, hat endlich seinen Weg in die NFL gemacht. Er ist ein Rotationsspieler. Er hat Highlights, wo er so... Und sie sagen, Hawk, wir machen eine Olympiade. Bist du interessiert?
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Haben sie gewonnen? Ich kann es nicht erinnern. Ich denke, bei Rugby 7 gibt es genug Wettbewerbe, bei denen es nicht garantiert ist. Bei Flagg-Football müssen wir die Welt waschen. Das muss wie Dream Team vs. Angola sein.
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Yeah, exactly. It's because the Hulk wasn't there. Aber auch die Idee, was du gerade beschrieben hast, Leute zu nehmen, andere Spiele zu spielen und ihnen zu erlernen, Rugby zu spielen. Versus dort, das ist das, was sie gerade spielen. Aber jetzt ist es das Gegenteil. Für uns, für Flagg-Football, könnten sie Rugby-Spieler nehmen und versuchen, Flagg-Football zu lernen.
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Mittlerweile, hier oben, spielt jeder Flagg-Football, glaube ich. Also Izzy, ich möchte dich als Flagg-Football-Experte fragen, wenn du ein Team mitnehmen würdest, um in die Olympiade zu gehen, würde... Do you just grab the best NFL players available and just say, ah, they got it?
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Um klar zu sein, der Talentpool, den wir hier sprechen, ist nicht Chris Cody. Wir sprechen über den Talentpool von NFL-Spielern. Ich mag Jalen Waddell auf dieser Mannschaft. Wirklich? Ich mag ihn. Ich mag ihn.
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Bill Polians Traum. Er sieht, worüber ich rede. Ich hab gesagt, er könnte Receiver spielen.
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Wer sind die Jungs, die... Ich meine, Travis Hunter ist die einfache Antwort, aber wer sind die Jungs, die du vertrauen würdest? Das war meine Antwort, also das tut weh. Wer sind die Jungs, die du sagst, hey, weißt du was, ich denke, du kannst beide Wege spielen?
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Ich sage dir jetzt, ich glaube nicht, dass Menschen wirklich fliegen können. Aber wenn sie es können, war Jason Richardson einer davon. Weil die erste Zeit, als wir Jason Richardson in der Praxis erbaut haben, war er immer auf dem Break. Er würde dunklen. Weißt du, wie Leute springen und dann gehen sie direkt hoch und dunklen und landen?
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Und dann kommt er runter. Und dann checkt er sein Fahrrad und macht einen Telefonruf. Ja, Junge, ich werde später wieder da sein. Oh, ich muss wieder runter. Und ich dachte, wie ist das möglich? Das ist das verrückteste, was ich je gesehen habe. Er sah so aus, als würde er... Ich dachte, du könntest eigentlich fliegen, aber du wolltest es ein Geheimnis halten.
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Es würde nicht so aussehen, als würdest du springen. Es würde nicht so aussehen, als würdest du springen. Es würde nicht so aussehen, als würdest du springen. Es würde nicht so aussehen, als würdest du springen. 18 Monate. Definitiv nicht zwei Jahre alt. Ja. Hatte er irgendeinen Screen-Time? Ich zeige dir, was er hatte. Er machte Windmühlen und ein Zweijähriger.
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Er machte... Es war das Phänomenalste, was ich jemals gesehen habe. Ich hätte ein Kind mit einem Fischer-Price-Hoop und einem Notepad kaufen können. Ich hätte es auf dem Spot gefordert. Wenn ich Tom Izzo auf dem Spot wäre. Kommt in die Familienzimmer. Seht euch diesen Jungen an. Volle Reise.
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Ich habe in meinem Leben noch nie ein Kind gesehen, das so vorangig war.
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I was in college. Every single football player had that look. They were walking around. By the way, that was, we're dressed up. They put on a sweater vest, no shirt. I'm like, this isn't dressed up, man.
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Nein, das war 2007 oder 2008, als ich das gesehen habe. Und jetzt, und natürlich war er ein hochwertiger Prospekt, der aus der Hochschule kommt. Er geht nach Michigan State. Er hat dieses Jahr wirklich gut für Michigan State gespielt. Und jetzt ist er im Draft Combine. Und ich bin so, ja, ich habe das gesehen.
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Wir haben das mit Tim Hardaway Jr. geredet. Es kommt wirklich darauf an, ob der Junge das liebt. Wenn er es liebt, ist er gut.
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Die Thompson Twins. Eddie House hat Twins. Um die gleiche Ära. Eddie House hat Twins. Terroristen. Terroristen. Sie waren diejenigen, die auf Feuer gesetzt wurden. Ich liebe es.
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Es ist eine tolle Intimidation. Wenn du in Argentinien bist und du sagst, okay Jungs, wir haben das. Und sie gehen raus und sehen Miles Garrett und denken, fuck man. Wer ist dieser Kerl?
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You know what I'm saying? You know what it's like, Hog? It's like the Redeem Team documentary where Kobe said to the guys, I'm gonna hit Powell really hard the first play. And then it's gonna mess him up. And the same thing. You just have one guy come out there and the first play clean takes someone's head off.
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Er hat keine Medaille. Das ist das seltsame.
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Ich meine, ich sage es gleich. Ich habe keine Goldmedaille. Wenn ich Coach K denke, denke ich an dich. Da ist er. Das ist großartig. Jerry Colangelo, Grüße an Mr. C. Danke. Weißt du, wer ich auf dem Flagg-Football-Team wollte?
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Desmond Watson. Ich glaube, das war sein Name. Keiner hat dir das gesagt. Ich erinnere mich an ihn. Und dann der Typ aus Baylor.
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Ich sag dir was, Desmond Watson... Weil sein Vater war 27. Und sein Vater war ein Körner. Das ist süß. Desmond Watson sieht aus, als würde er zurück zum Buffet gehen.
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Sie hätten das Shirt, kein Shirt, und dann... Leather. Ja, Leather. Military Boots. Untied.
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I'll throw another name for you. The Rock on Ballers. Er hatte ein Stiefel für jede Szene, egal was sie machten. Kein Jacket, Stiefel, Kleid, aber das Kleid war unbuckert. Und dann alles in seine Jeans. Und ich dachte immer, das wäre ein interessanter Look.
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He's always in the bathroom. Skeeter was black.
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Das ist auf deinem Bildschirm. Es ist noch nicht da. In einem Sekund wird es da sein.
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Jemand hat mir auf Twitter gesagt, dass ich die Kombination aller Rennen sehe. Wenn sie das AI-generierte machen, ist das, was die Welt wird.
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Conor McGregor, Justin Bieber, Drake, Tony Reale, Barack Obama. That's a wide berth.
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That's definitely a brother. What were they doing? Mosquito Valentine, that's a brother.
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Come on, man. Mosquito Valentine. Oh my God. Hey, a game happened last night. Oh, that's right. Yeah, Hurricane Panthers. I wish Mike was here. Hockey hat keine Auslösungen, weil sie so viel zahlen. Sie zahlen zu viel. Das ist die Unterschiede zwischen Hockey und anderen Sporten. Das ist eine gute Meinung. Weißt du was, Mann? Für Schitts und Giggles habe ich die Ratings angeschaut.
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Guck mal, wer die Ratings hat. Wir haben höhere Ratings. Unsere Athleten sind mehr erkennbar. Sie sind höher bezahlt. Unsere TV-Deal ist größer. Why does he think hockey is a superior thing?
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Aber Izzy, das ist mein Punkt. Mein Punkt ist, du verliebst dich mit den 86 Celtics. Womit sprichst du in 86? Den 86 Lakers. Yeah, you were talking to the Lakers and Sixers, sucking you guys... Exactly, you wouldn't do that. You wouldn't start like, hey, other sports. You would not do that. You would not do that.
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Das ist nicht eine Highlander-Situation. Das ist nicht eine Highlander-Situation. Es war nicht nur Mike. Alle kritisierten das Regular-Season-Produkt. Du hast alle Rechte.
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Ich muss argumentieren, weil er heute nicht hier ist. Wenn er heute hier wäre, dann... Ich liebe es. Ich liebe es.
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Yeah, exactly. You know it when you see it. You know he's an MF-er versus he's just an EO, right?
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Alright, so the 90s called. They want their show back. What's up with the vests, man? Is that a 90s thing? Vests are a 90s ass thing, man. Maybe turn of the century. I'll give you like up until like 2004, 2005.
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I want to say it's the Wolves. Aber Ant ist der König der Mutter Ephraim.
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I think Halliburton's a mother-effer. No, no, no. I think he's an asshole. What's the distinction there? You know when you see it. You know when you see it. Nem Hart?
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Ich denke, ein Arschloch macht es, wenn sie... Frontrunning fast ein bisschen, wo ein MF-er... Es ist schwer zu töten.
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Ich zeige dir ein anderes Beispiel von dem, was du gerade gesagt hast. Kawhi Leonard geht zurück in die 2014 NBA Finals. Und LeBron sagt, das ist nicht er.
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Dieser Typ. Dylan Brooks ist eigentlich das Gegenteil. Er sagt, bring ihn her. Ich werde dir ein Beispiel geben.
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SGA ist ein MF-er. MF-er. SGA ist ein MF-er. Oh, Caruso.
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Die anderen Jungs sind echt gut. Harnstein, Jalen Williams, Kenrich Williams, Isaiah Joe, Kacen Waller. Die sind echt Arschloch. Was ist Josh Hart? Oh, Josh Hart ist ein MFer.
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Ja, M.F.R. Ja, M.Heart, das gleiche. Was war der andere, den wir vorhin gesprochen haben?
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Das war die gleiche Zeit. Es ist egal, welcher Kanal es war. Es ist die gleiche Zeit.
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Vielleicht habe ich es früh gesehen.
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I'll tell you a show that legitimately has crazy music, like yo, you guys are actually killing it in a way that's not normal for like a cartoon, is Teen Titans Go. Ich weiß nicht, ob sie... Sie haben Bangers.
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Local Hour: Mosquito Valentine
Yo Gabba Gabba with the DJ, what was the DJ's name?
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I'm gonna tell you one more, man. The Beats. One more, as a youngish parent, right? How old was your kid? 10 und 13. Okay, also definitiv. Sheriff Callie, remember Sheriff Callie? It's on Disney Channel. I didn't get into Sheriff Callie. Callie and I'm the sheriff. Got a badge here on my chest. I'm riding and roping and I'm making friends. Some say I'm the best in the west. Yippie-ki-yo.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
No, I've got a bit of an issue, Mike, and I think I need the boys to help me out.
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It's called having a newborn. That's what it is. Well, no, but I'm very usual. I'm very regular with my haircut, right? Like every week, week and a half, I get my fade with a two up top and I cruise. My issue is that my barber's out of commission for the next couple weeks until essentially another like 13 days. You got to cheat on your barber. So I got to cheat on my barber, but I don't want to.
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Zaz, I know obviously it's been a while since you've cheated on a barber, but... More importantly, what do you think about cheating on a barber where I've been going to this guy for 13 years, 14 years? Well, how often do you go?
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I trust them. They're professionals.
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No. That's a good point. We're probably doing a place that we wouldn't hear about it. Maybe somewhere across the world it's happening, but you're back in wherever.
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Could be in America or Portugal. Who knows? But the issue is I'm already grandfathered in with a price from... 15 years ago.
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You shamed me for being loyal to a guy for 15 years?
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That's what I'm saying. We talked about it.
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I know. We talked about it, too. He's like, hey, in March, I'm going to be out. I'm doing this and that. And I was like, okay, cool. All right. I'll worry about it in March. But now it's March, and now I'm worried about it.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Every 10 days. You won't go Ubaldo.
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I'm in relationship with my barber. I'm almost like an affiliate marketer for my barber. It's different with me. I have a different setup, right? I have so many people that I've recommended to go to him and that they pay a different price.
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He owns the barber shop, Five Star Cuts down in the Crossings.
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That's the thing, but you can't always get the Tony price. You've got to be there for 15 years. You've got to recommend a certain amount of people.
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See, Wes, that is so messed up, and he's your boy. Again, Chris, you're not understanding the part that me and him – have a long-standing relationship.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
How many times has he been on the show? Once. No. He cut my dad's hair. He cut Mike Ryan's hair. Okay, so that's twice.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Well, that's more of an issue with the fine bumps.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
That's why sometimes you shave baby's heads. All of a sudden, boom, they flow with hair. That's a very Latin thing. It is. Affiliate marketers ask. I take care of my people. They take care of me. And that's how we do it.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
That I haven't really... He's putting you in a bad position here. The issue is, so Mike Fuentes goes to the same barbershop I go to. He goes to the guy across from my guy Luke, JJ. Now, me and JJ are friendly, but I've never cut my hair with JJ. So when I got to text Luke, and he's in a different place, so maybe the time zones are off, so I got to text him, hey, can I go to JJ? Like, am I...
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Yeah, exactly. And be like, oh no, maybe use this guy or that guy or whatever. Or JJ. Right. Or go to JJ. Right. So I want to get my guys, like my doctor is going to give me the opinion and then tell me, hey, go to this specialist. I like this guy a lot. He knows what he's doing. How much do you pay for yours?
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Mizzou. I mean, dude, Mizzou was the easiest call to fade. You said from two weeks ago, this team stinks. This team sucks. And then you sing the praises of Bennett Sturtz. You tell me how great Bennett Sturtz is, how he's the next coming of, I don't know who, Jimmer Ferdet, Jack Golke, whoever you want to mention. Okay, the secret sauce, by the way.
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And then all of a sudden you go, no, I'm going to go Mizzou. And I'm like, dork, you don't know ball, buddy.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
This sounds like a toasted bracket update. Who did you guys have in your brackets yesterday? Any big losses in your particular brackets?
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
Taylor out here, like, everyone's taking Drake. I'm telling you, Mizzou's the play. SEC, I'm telling you, this year SEC.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
That toasted bracket update is sponsored by Jimmy John's. They're finally here and they're hot. Try the new toasted sandwiches at Jimmy John's. Order one today.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
That's just people trying to make themselves feel better.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
That's all I promise. Well, no, that's anything new. That's the whole thing here.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
If there was a Christian Cody out there, you got to keep it clean, pal, because we're associated with each other. I can't have you out here grooming people.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
I just saw a post, and I didn't read all of it, but I just saw somewhere in there, I'm sticking around. They'll still have local programming and local news.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
Talking sports? Yeah. I'm with it, man.
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Folks, listen up. They're here and they're hot. Get ready because Jimmy John's is turning up the heat. After years of perfecting the cold sandwich, toasted sandwiches are finally here. Try one of their three all-new toasted creations.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
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Local Hour: The Yankees Beard Policy Reveal
Don Levitard. There is no question, Dan Levitard show included, anybody else, that this guy is the best player on the planet. Whether he wins the Stanley Cup or the Cotsmite this year, there is no question about it. Stugatz. Overrated? Wait, what's going on? Dan Levitard, how you doing? Living in an altered world?
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Local Hour: The Yankees Beard Policy Reveal
I see players. This is the whole thing.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
Folks, listen up. Smirnoff knows there's no I in football. Football's a we thing, an experience that is best joined together with good drinks and good folks. Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is the official vodka partner of the NFL. And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way. So this holiday season, when you're enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure you drink responsibly. Take a minute, make a plan, never drive impaired. Smirnoff, we do game days. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff, number 21 vodka, distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume.
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The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anyone under legal drinking age.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
Shadow Show. Shadowin' it. Shadowin' it.
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Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
The stat of the day is presented by Miller Lite.
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Local Hour: I Know Exactly What Charlotte Pickles Looks Like
Make that a gif right now.
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Local Hour: I Know Exactly What Charlotte Pickles Looks Like
I would think, though, that This group in particular, Steven Adams, Dylan Brooks and Fred Van Fleet, who was on a championship team that beat the Warriors in the finals. I know that's the year where everybody gets hurt. Right. But he's gone head to head with these guys before in the biggest moments. You would think that that group might be the right group to actually just boost up.
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Local Hour: I Know Exactly What Charlotte Pickles Looks Like
The most talented players who are going to be the difference makers, who are Smith and Thompson and Green, those are the guys who are going to have to play well for the Rockets to be able to pull this off. And I think there is a difference than when we're talking about late in games with a lead and you're the Grizzlies versus you're the Rockets. Those are not the same teams.
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Local Hour: I Know Exactly What Charlotte Pickles Looks Like
The Rockets are rockets. way, way better than that Grizzlies team. And it's not to say that they're going to win this series because I do think that if you have a five point game with five minutes to go and you not only have Steph Curry, but you have Jimmy Butler, who we've seen in those moments do some amazing things, you're probably not going to win a lot of those games. At the same time,
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Local Hour: I Know Exactly What Charlotte Pickles Looks Like
If you can be so great, which the Rockets have been all year, that you can win some games handily, which is still possible. The Warriors are not this infallible object. You can beat them, not just beat them in the final moments late. That might be how a six-game series happens because the Warriors win a couple of close games late.
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Oddly enough, Sean John doesn't exist anymore there, though.
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The timing couldn't have been better for Resurgence.
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Something about your build.
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I was working behind the scenes, workshopping with Lewis, trying to figure out how I could do a racist Joe Zagacki about rhinos as compared to the elephant. We were getting there. I just needed you guys to keep the ball in the air for another minute or so.
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God damn.
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All right. That's a good exercise. I can't believe we spent this much time talking about the Rockets and the Warriors when they're playing games tonight with some teams that have some opportunities to have some special.
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post-season performances well of course the the late game is the mavericks against the grizzlies which is actually you know pretty interesting i'd love to see the maps if you saw these two games on a tuesday in like january are you what i care league pass are you just like well no i'm turning on my local network uh post lucatrade let's go let's say january no
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Yeah, March, you might not want to watch any of these teams. But Heat Hawks, early game. Oh, yeah, that's right. Look, are we allowed to care? Are we allowed to want to watch that game? Are we allowed to be entertained? Are we allowed to care that the team you root for makes the playoffs? Or is that something that's not cool anymore?
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Local Hour: I Know Exactly What Charlotte Pickles Looks Like
Yeah, the Rugrats Passover episode. For every young Jewish kid, this was a cultural moment being shown Rugrats Passover for the first time. I think it came out the year I was born. But the Pickles family, which is unsurprising based off the name, Jewish. And Tommy Pickles and co., his grandfather, the way that that story goes, I think they all get trapped in an attic, which is ironic.
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what it's all about for the last three years.
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I think that there is no theory in which. I think that no matter what.
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It's going to be a less percentage chance than they have of getting a top four pick. I don't know that it's less of a chance.
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Remember when we had this exact same conversation two years ago? My greater conversation than winning the championship, because this is actually like a basketball ethics conversation that I'm intrigued by, which is like. If they go two rounds, it's fun. Or is there value in playing one round?
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Is there value in Tyler Hero as a lead guy having a good six-game series against Cleveland and that meaning something to him? Is Kahlil Ware getting the experience? Maybe Pella Larson, the rookies, getting experience in playoff games against playoff performers. Not something that's valuable for you in the long run.
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Local Hour: I Know Exactly What Charlotte Pickles Looks Like
15th pick. I'm not talking about the random chance that they might maybe because of a ping pong ball jump into the top four. And if they do, I will be as happy as anyone in talking about how great the future can be because of it. But I'm wondering what the value is of playoff experience and a pick next year instead of an extra pick this year.
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Local Hour: I Know Exactly What Charlotte Pickles Looks Like
And they end up hearing the story of Passover for the first time from their grandfather, who has a thick Russian accent and animated... However you think an animated Jewish grandfather looks, that's what he looks like.
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Local Hour: I Know Exactly What Charlotte Pickles Looks Like
Here's what I'll say. They're going to play their damn hardest tonight, right? This team has played hard all season long, despite what would have been the easiest season ever to just say. all right, time to tank and get the highest pick possible.
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Oh, but if you watched any of those games, you saw they blew those games, not because they weren't trying to win, but because they were playing awful basketball. Those third quarters. And what I'm saying is they actually tried for 82 games when we talk about the concepts of ethical tanking, which is teams competing and losing.
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But they've played hard all the way through, and in turn, they should get the look of the ping pong balls. That's why I want to go to the playoffs, because I don't care.
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No one answered my question about what the value is for players to play in the postseason.
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Who would ever wrap everything in the NBA around their one team?
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It's a great show. It is. It taught you a lot. I mean, look at what you're seeing on the screen right now. We're looking at an actual Torah, and in that episode, you know, the Maccabees, it was a Maccababy's got to do what a Maccababy's got to do.
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I feel like that says a lot about your psyche, and I kind of like it.
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I know exactly what Charlotte Pickles looks like. While they pull this up, I was telling Jeremy...
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Local Hour: I Know Exactly What Charlotte Pickles Looks Like
I know exactly what he means by full picture.
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We're going to hide it. You guys got a whole show. We got our two episodes, Passover and Hanukkah. And that's how it worked for us. And only on Rugrats. But it was well worth it because we're going to see a little more Charlotte Pickles again.
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Like high school running back with a football around the high school.
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what you're talking about. Three seconds later, just goes, yeah, he's got no jumper. Turns off the mic and says, oh man, I just stole that right from Tony.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
All right, it's that time of month. UFC 311, January, the first card of the year. MMA Hangout is back in a big, big, big way. Cup of Eternity leaves short because we had to preview a monster card with the one and only Conor Burks from the MMA show, from Uncrowned, from the boys in the back, from what else? You do everything, dude.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Insane, dude. It's been a crazy two weeks. She's two weeks old today on Wednesday before the card. A lot of stuff to get to in this fight card. Let's start with the maybe one of the best events this year, right? Like if we're forecasting kind of champions that have already fought and we're forecasting guys and girls that can potentially get matched up later on.
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I don't know if there's maybe a better matchup than Islam Makachev versus Armin Sorokin, right?
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Islam has such respect around the community, right? Around the UFC. It's because he's fought killer after killer after killer after killer. And like outside of the Volkanovski, the first Volkanovski fight were the last like couple of rounds. It was like, oh, wait a second. Like Volks kind of got him, right? He ended up winning that. He goes out, high head kicks him, sends him to the shadow realm.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
It's over. And Volk, obviously, we know kind of the end of the story there. But is he deserved of this much respect or is that he's just been able to stack wins in a way that in this division seems really, really good?
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which is stacked division in and of its own right. Like, lightweight is incredible. Let's talk about Armin Sorokin for a second. Can you, if you're just getting into the UFC this year or maybe in the last year and some change that you've seen it, you've seen him fight Oliver, you've seen him be like, oh, wait, this guy is actually really good.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Can you put a little bit of a backstory behind Armin Sorokin?
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I mean, I saw the picture of him a week out and I was like, this is AI. This can't be real.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
It's almost like the thing that we talk about. It's like the way to become a star is by beating everybody else that everybody likes. Right. It's a very simple equation. Continue to beat everybody and you're going to become a star no matter what.
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Can't bet against the boy, huh? Can't bet against him.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Co-main event, Bantamweight title on the line, Marab Dwalishvili versus Umar Numagomedov. Undefeated versus 11-fight win streak, like you said. Last time we saw Marab, he was just taking it to Sean O'Malley in a fight that all of us kind of saw coming where it was like, If Sean doesn't have an answer for the grappling, it's going to be over quickly.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
And it was over long but quick, if you know what I mean. It was a quick night at the office that ended up taking all five rounds. How do you see this one? Again, pretty similar as far as competency with wrestling, with scrambling, with being able to do stuff on the ground. What do you think about Merab and Umar?
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
And this is tough too because as the viewing public, as the casuals want to tune in for strikes, for the exciting holy shit moments that the UFC sells, and Marab sometimes doesn't provide that in a way that the casual would like, the person who isn't understanding like, all right, this guy is going to, have an endless gas tank, take you down 60,000 times, try to wrestle you to oblivion, right?
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Like, the intricacies of it, I feel like this co-main event is going to get buried a little bit, even by the fight that's before it. Because the fight that's before it is pure violence, too.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
That's the next one. We'll give it its proper due, and stiller and new.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
uh the light heavyweight showdown pure violence right before the two title fights Yuri Prohaska versus sweet dreams Jamal Hill pure violence pure hands being thrown uh how do you feel about this one because they've both they both suffered the same defeat to the to the the stone hands to Poetan are they going to be the same after fighting Poetan
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
aforementioned Benil Darius versus Manny Moicano, Renato Moicano, the boy.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
I mean, we're going to watch probably from the jump, from the early prelims, as we usually do. But this one's fun. I don't even want to look at 312 because we're focused on 311 right now. Because 312, I saw some of the names and I was like, ooh. Again, we always talk about it. Sometimes you have to sacrifice. For great cards, you got to sacrifice another card down the line.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Strickland, DDP. Are you in for that one again? Or did you kind of see everything you need to see?
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Exactly. Exactly. Brother, thank you so much. UFC 311. Go check out. We've got dueling streams. So here's the plan. What I want you to do is I want you to have one of your screens on the boys in the back doing their thing on Uncrowned and then one of the screens on MMA Hangout so you can get two different perspectives, two different vibes from the boys. How do you like that?
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You got everything. You got the vibes. You got the intellect. You got the fights. You got whatever you're drinking, whatever you're eating, having fun with the boys. Connor, plug all your stuff on the way out, bro.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Thank you, buddy. Thank you. Appreciate it. As always, Connor Burks, the boy, the man, the legend. Appreciate you.
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The Big Suey: The Dumbest Thing We Do In Sports
Gehe runter, ist Rookie-Move.
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The Big Suey: The Dumbest Thing We Do In Sports
Du magst nicht ein kleines Spiel von Gewinnen und Verlusten? Dolphins, 6-2 Start, ein schwieriges Ende der Saison.
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Panthers do that every game.
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The Big Suey: The Dumbest Thing We Do In Sports
It's a douche yourself. If you put your hand out and that's the first, like, no, no, just have, maybe small talk is fine. Don't be like, hey, I'm Jeremy. You put your hand out? That's wild.
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The Big Suey: The Dumbest Thing We Do In Sports
Und dann sitze ich zurück und genieße den Flug. Before we take off, guys, are you willing to help in an emergency? You're sitting in an exit row. I need you to both... Can you take your headphones off, please? I need you to hear me. Are you guys good to, in case of an emergency, help out?
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Es ist die Klappe, verdammt.
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The Big Suey: The Dumbest Thing We Do In Sports
This is Spirit Flight 666 straight to...
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The Big Suey: The Dumbest Thing We Do In Sports
Me and all the people like the other season ticket holders that are like my high five buddies at Panthers games, we have a competition. Because the way it works at Panthers games, somewhere in the first or second period, the video starts. Where you know it's alright, we're doing the thank you to service. So it's this guy, it's his story, I did this, I fought here. It's a cool video.
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And the game is, you have to be the first person to stand up after the video. Start clapping. So it's just like, you don't want to be midway through the video, so it's that perfect timing of like, you can tell, because we've been watching so many Panthers games, you can tell when they're crescendoing and getting to the end of the video.
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The Big Suey: The Dumbest Thing We Do In Sports
Also, ich möchte einen Shoutout geben. Kann ich einen Shoutout auf X an Kevin Brooks geben, der uns tweetet, dass... Navy Seals sometimes fall out into the water. A technique called Hello Casting or Hello Drops. But nobody can find video of this. It's Navy Seals, right? They're very hard to track.
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The Big Suey: The Dumbest Thing We Do In Sports
There's a boat there and then there's also a helicopter. A lot of times when there's people doing it on the boat, a helicopter will come in and there's people that are going there too.
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They get down onto the little bar and they're sitting there, they're talking their thing and then once they're ready to go, they fall back.
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A single mom, long distance.
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The Big Suey: The Dumbest Thing We Do In Sports
Yeah, the falling back thing might be on the boat. Just tell him he's right so we can move on.
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Mein Punkt war wirklich nur, dass die Lauf-Helikopter in die Wasser fallen. Das passiert nicht. Es wäre lustig, wenn das Tweet endet.
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Du hast verabschiedet, dass Leute aus Helikoptern fliegen. Ich habe gesagt, dass viele Leute aus Helikoptern fliegen.
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So it's always a race in our section to stand up and clap as fast as possible.
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HelloDropping also.
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Well, no, that's, then you give it away, then everyone else, the other people, all my high-five buddies, they see I'm getting ready. But they all know. Sometimes I'll even be like, oh, I'm checking my phone, and then I'm up real fast. Like, it's... Wenn ich mit den Händen auf dem Platz bin und bereit bin, dann beurteilen alle, dass ich bereit bin, aufzuholen.
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Put up the video of me being right.
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Danke! Los geht's!
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Das ist komplett falsch, was du gesagt hast. Das ist nicht wahr. Sie hat schon Monate trainiert und sie macht es endlich. Und wir sehen das Kurschenndo ihrer Trainings. Es sieht aus, als wäre es ein Failed-Video. Ich glaube, du hast recht. Das sieht aus, als wäre es ein Failed-Video.
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Oh shit, we're still on an airplane. Oh wow. I'm gonna turn that off. Don't look now. Oh, we're up in the sky.
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Es ist wie das Kenny-Race.
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Don't look now. Presented by Smirnoff. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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Nein, seit drei Jahren sind John und seine Frau neben mir. Da ist Kyle auf der rechten Seite. Da ist Alex auf der linken Seite. Da ist diese Familie. Ich weiß nicht, wie die Namen sind. Die Familie, der Vater. der Bruder und die Schwester und dann haben sie immer eine vierte Person.
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Und dann... Ja, manchmal rechne ich runter, weil meine Seite, das ist die Seite, die sie für Konzerte zurückdrücken. Also meine Seite hat keine Kuppenhäuser. Das ist das eine schlechte Ding. Ich habe, wie ich würde sagen, das beste Seat im Haus. Hast du einen Discount für diese Seats? Nein. Aber es ist nur meine Kuppe, mein Bier, meine Trinken sind immer zwischen meinen Beinen. Dangerous Game.
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Kyle gibt eine tolle Hand. Es ist Fisting. Ich und Kyle, wir high fiven und dann gibt es meistens einen Schmerzbumpen. Wir lieben Kyle am besten.
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Ich liebe die Idee, dass sie ein Pitch-Meeting für die Titans haben. Und einer von ihnen sagt, okay, schedule Rizzy. Das ist meine verrückte Idee. Er sagt, okay, hast du Sky Rizzy gehört? Sie werden nie zu diesem Thema sagen.
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How boring did the Dolphins pitch meeting have to be? For like the one that they're like, guys, we are cooking.
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Und dann, just ignore it. The Dolphins should have done, remember the Titans a couple years ago had the funny one, where it was people on Broadway, like the logo. And it was like, they're playing the Mean Birds. Yeah. Ja, ja, oh ja, ja. Oh, das wäre cool. Ja. Ja.
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Bring Joy Taylor auf die Linie, lass uns fragen. Ich habe den Clip noch nie gesehen.
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Hast du es gefunden oder nicht? Ich habe es. Das Internet funktioniert für mich. Es funktioniert. Es findet nichts.
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Der letzte Jahr war schrecklich. Der letzte Jahr war schrecklich. 18% im letzten Spiel. Der zweite Ad ist Will Ferrell.
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We did. What, you guys met him?
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I can't believe he doesn't have people.
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Dieses Episode wird von DraftKings präsentiert. DraftKings, der Krone ist... deiner.
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Wenn ich ein Verkaufssignal sehe, dann muss ich mal sehen, was die darüber reden. Das ist es! Ich erinnere mich noch an die Finals in Cleveland 2015. Wir waren in der Stadt und die Stadt wurde revitalisiert, weil LeBron zurück ist und so weiter. Und als wir nach dem Hotel gingen, gab es einen Verkaufssignal, einen verlassenen Verkaufssignal. Ich liebe das.
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Und es war ein Verkaufssignal, also habe ich gesagt, lass mich mal schauen. Es war etwa 65.000 Dollar. Ich habe gesagt, ich werde gleich einen Beton reinlegen. Weil ich wollte nur... Ich wollte nur... Und ich werde es wie Ghostbusters machen. Lass mich mal antworten. Alles, was du denken kannst, ist ein Verkaufssignal. Of course!
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Are you telling me it's... Hold on. Put this in the sui revelations. PEDs? Are you telling me... dass die Polen nicht so festgestellt sind.
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Warte mal. So helfen sie ihnen in der zentripeten Kraft, das hier zu machen.
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Was, du bist gay? Ja.
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Weil ich über die Thunder-Sache gesprochen habe. Hey, Mann, es ist nur ein besserer Team. Es ist egal, was Jokic macht und all that shit. Hey, Mann, es wird passieren. Das ist ein Team von Destiny. Sie werden ein Champions-League-Spiel gewinnen. Und ich verstehe, es ist nicht vorbei. Game 7 ist in Oklahoma am Sonntag. Wir werden alle eingeladen.
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Aber ich wollte nur nicht, dass ich Dan für ein anderes Show hören muss.
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He's got three kids. Three children. Sounds like a pretty good dad. You know who thinks he's dad of the year? Dominic Foxworth.
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Nein. Chris? Egaler Vater, würde ich sagen. Chris ist, was ich sagen werde. Are you guys ready for this? I don't think those are his kids' paintings. Wow. He did them himself. I think those are his. But he puts it up there.
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Nope. He's like, oh, I need a backdrop for SportsCenter or Get Up or whatever. Hey, kids, can you paint my picture? And the kid's like, shut up, Dad. Right? That's what they did. They left, they rode their bikes, played video games, did whatever kids do, right? And then he said, what? Man, ich kann nicht nur einen blanken Hintergrund haben.
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Ich kann keinen Helmet machen, denn das macht jeder andere Fußballer. Dann geht er zur Arbeit. Er geht zu Michaels Crafts oder wo auch immer. Ich liebe das. Und dann fragt er sich, wie ich mich ausdrücken würde, wenn ich auch acht Jahre alt wäre. Ich mache es mit meiner linken Hand. Do it with my left hand. There you go. Now we're cooking, right? So then he paints this, posts it.
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Now, notice, I know this about every kid. Whenever they paint a picture of their father or of their mother or whatever, they always caption it. Dad, Mom, something. Don't they usually put themselves in it also? Also put themselves in it. They never do portraits. Take a look at this picture, ladies and gentlemen. Where do you see, anywhere it says Dad?
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It's just a picture and he's smiling in all of them. And it's like, oh, he's a green shirt here and a blue shirt here. Get out of here.
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Look at the look on his face. He knows it too. That's the pained look of someone who's been living a lie for years. And he wants to say, someone release me from this lie, please, please. But he can't, right? Because he knows he's in too deep. So he has to keep going. He has to keep forging. And that's why if you see, there are newer and newer pictures every single time.
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He's going to add pictures because he's busy painting. But by the way, he doesn't paint these during regular hours. He does this at night. In der Mitte der Nacht kommt er auf, knallt sich aus, will die Frau nicht wachen lassen, geht in den Wohnzimmer, mit der linken Hand, wie Chris gesagt hat, und bekommt das Bild.
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Die Angelegenheit ist, dass er performativ ist. Ich habe auch ein paar abstrakte Teile da. Lass mich dir etwas fragen.
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Sie sind so präzise geworden. Komm schon.
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Diese arme Frau hat genug, um sich zu kümmern. Ich weiß nicht, woher diese Begrüßung kommt. Sie hat viel zu tun. Sie muss die Kinder kümmern.
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Wann hat er gesagt, hol mir ein Bier? War es vorher oder nachdem er den Dunk verletzt hat? Es war während. Es war während. Das hat mich verletzt.
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Er geht nach Miami, um eine Woche Show zu machen. Und dann geht er nach New York.
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Sind sie hier im Studio? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
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First of all, I approve of that as well. Well, you were talking.
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Yeah, you got suspected. So somebody tried to run that through Chris. Okay, so let's talk about this. Wer wäre genug narzisstisch, um sich mit einer besseren Haarfarbe zu verkleiden als jemals? Greg Cody. Greg Cody hat gewonnen. Aber Dominique Foxworth ist auch sehr hoch auf dieser Liste. Es ergibt sich alles. Weißt du, was meine Kinder für mich tun?
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Jedes Mal, wenn sie vor mir stehen oder so, sagen sie, oh, der Ballspot wird größer, Vater. So sind Kinder. Sie sagen nicht, oh, ich liebe meinen Vater so sehr, ich gebe ihm drei mehr Inch von Haarfarbe. Wir werden pretendieren, dass das die Arbeit eines Kindes ist?
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Let's make it seven. That's how they do. They're not saying, oh, no, come on, guys, that's not right.
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We're not doing that. Hey, you know what? Never meet your heroes. That's a villain right there. Dominique's a villain. Met him.
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Do we have that list? Is Rory McIlroy on that list? Has anyone here met Rory McIlroy?
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Okay, so the first half of it sounded a lot more playful than what you meant. It was like, but I'm not, I'm not forced. I was like, oh, that's kind of a funny answer.
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Just say something nice. You know what?
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Er genießt Fine Art, Sport, Mountainbiken, Technologie und meistens auch das Leben in Austin mit seiner Familie. Was bedeutet das? Er genießt Sport, er kennt mich wahrscheinlich.
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Greg Cody, that's the answer that you guys are looking for, people who don't like technology.
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What was Kato doing in Milwaukee? Dude, Kato Kaelin, man. Okay, so the younger listeners, viewers.
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So when OJ may or may not have murdered Anna Nicole. Allegedly. So Kato Kaelin was living in the guest house. So he was one of the star witnesses in the OJ murder trial. And that's him right there. I mean, he's... Every bit of the goofball he looks. Like you might think, oh, he just looks goofy because of the 90s. No, he was a goofy dude on trial as well.
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And so for that to be the guy who won the 50-50 raffle.
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Was ist ein interessanter Verständnis? Ist es... dass es zwei Jalen Williamses auf dem selben Team gibt, die auch im selben Draft sind. Oder dass jeder, der in der NBA einen Porter nennt, ein Porter Junior ist. Kevin Porter Junior, Michael Porter Junior, Craig Porter Junior. Ist das ein Prereq?
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The other guy's selling million dollar homes. The other guy's hooping.
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Ich hasse es, es ist die Schuhe, nicht ich, Chris. Aber das ist wie dein Vater, der denkt, er hat das 100-Punkte-Spiel gesehen. Das ist genau das gleiche, wie ich es jetzt sehe.
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Hast du ein Video gesehen?
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Oh my god. That's not real. Oh my god. No, no. This is Dan getting pulled by the internet. Can we run it back? Run it back, please. Run it back.
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Ist das das, was du gesehen hast, Chris? Okay, es ist wirklich die Tür. Ich brauche das, das für den Rest des Shows in der Runde ist. Just put it in the corner.
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Es ist immer noch überraschend, dass Sedano aufsteht. Hollywood Sedano, Mann, das ist ziemlich... Ihr habt das erlebt, oder? Green Juice Sedano. Er ist der Beste. Er kümmert sich um uns. Er ist ein hospitalierter Typ. Aber es ist lustig, den Switch zu sehen.
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Normalerweise ist es so, dass wir in der Gemeinschaft sind.
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Billy, du hast viele Leute, die aus einem Helikopter springen.
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Chris, you've seen that on boats. Put it on the pole. Have you ever seen a Navy Seal fall backwards out of a helicopter? Just fall.
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Ja. Und da war ein Helikopter mit dabei. Die Frage, die ich jetzt habe, ist, dieser Israel Gutierrez, der in Mexiko hoopt, muss er wirklich hassen. Wie viele Male hat er gesagt, oh, es ist Israel Gutierrez. Nicht der. Ich glaube nicht. Ich glaube nicht, dass ich in Mexiko groß bin. Nein? Nein. Ich weiß nicht, warum, aber ich glaube nicht, dass ich in Mexiko groß bin. Wie? How do we do that?
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Well, first of all, Tony just came back from Mexico. King of Mexico, basically.
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Izzy. Well, now it's in Spain, that's in Spain.
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Muss es sein. Keine Ahnung. Vielleicht der, der Basketball spielt, weil er noch spielt. Dieser Typ spielt noch. Ja, aber er ist auch etwa 6'10, glaube ich.
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Wie sein Bild.
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Hände auf den Hüften.
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Wir haben die Ruffles auf der Schlaufe. Vielleicht ein Piraten-Shirt. Bist du bereit, es wiederherzustellen? Okay.
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SalsaCongress? Ich dachte, du hast das von ChecksandBalances.com.
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Das ist wie Hitsch. Du bist in der Box hier. Lass dich nicht verlieren. Geh nicht aus deiner Box. Geh nicht aus deiner Box. Ich meine, denkst du, du bist der erste Amino Hassan? Nicht der erste, aber sicherlich der bekannteste. Ich habe das Google-Search schon gemacht. Es gibt ein paar Ärzte und solche Sachen.
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Das ist nicht rückwärts.
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Ich sagte, dass sie nicht nach hinten fliegen. Chris, wir reden über das, was du gesagt hast. Du hast gesagt, dass sie nach hinten fliegen. Wir sagten, dass das aus einem Buch kommt. Ich kann das auch finden. Ich habe es schon gesehen.
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Billy sagte, dass die Leute, die aus dem Helikopter fallen würden, nicht respektvoll sind. Ich fragte Billy, ob er viele Leute aus dem Helikopter fallen würde. Ich dachte immer an die Leute auf dem Frühstück oder so.
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Hold on. Slow your roll. So then everyone's like, yeah, that happens. And you're like, yeah, they go backwards. And that's when we pounce on you.
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So we're forgetting that you... Let's just go. Semantics. Semantics. No, it's not semantics. You understand what a recap is? Anti-semantics.
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Verstehst du, was ein Recap ist? Ja. Ein Recap, es ist wie, ich kann Spider-Man nicht stoppen, bevor er von den Spidern getötet wird. Sieh, er ist ein Highschool-Student. Der Recap muss enden. Also, Billy sagt, ich sage Billy, du hast viele Leute, die aus Helikoptern fliegen.
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Warte, warte. Billy sagte, warte, Billy sagte, ja, sie tun das. Ich habe es gesehen. Und dann hast du gesagt, ich habe ein Beispiel gegeben. Du hast gesagt, sie fallen nach hinten. Und das ist, wo jeder in diesem verdammten Raum sagte, Chris, was zur Hölle redest du?
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Es ist ein seltsamer Argument, weil der einzige Grund, warum jeder in der Raum dich ein Idiot genannt hat, Chris, ist, weil du gesagt hast, sie fallen nach hinten. They have.
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This is the Dan Levitard Show. Okay. It's always a better show when Dan is here and sitting in this chair. I want to make that clear. I don't want to make anyone feel like I think I'm better than Dan Levitard. Always? Always a better show when he's here. Always a better show. Having said that, I cannot express you how happy I am that he's not here today.
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That's what you were set to search the first time. That's what you were set to search the first time.
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No, you've got more than 20 years in the field. Ah, but 20 plus years in real estate, a little bit more... No, it's not. ...financial... Yeah. No, it's not. You don't know what he's selling. He was selling bullshit out there. Did you hear the website? Text us. I mean, this guy's a... He's creative. He's very creative. He's pretty creative. Speaking of creative... Transition.
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Wow, that's good. Okay, alright, now you might be in trouble. I'm telling you. You might be in trouble. You know, yesterday, or was it yesterday or two days ago, we had Sam Earl on, right? Yesterday. Feels like every day. Great interview. Oh, Billy, you missed a good one. I doubt that. By good do you mean funny or just good? It was amazing.
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He dismounted by telling Tony to eat shit, Dan to eat shit.
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Well, again, when a recap happens, guys, let me explain it again.
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Aber er sagte, er hat Jalen Brown kennengelernt. Und eines der Dinge, die ihn überrascht hat, war, dass Jalen Brown so ein netter Kerl ist. Und es hat mich gedacht. Weißt du, wie sie sagen, nie deine Helden treffen? Treffe deine Villen. Und ich frage mich, ich habe zwei Namen von Leuten, die ich vorher geliebt hatte.
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Und dann habe ich sie kennengelernt und ich war so, ah, Scheiße, Mann, warum musst du so ein netter Kerl sein? Nr. 1 war Dan Marley. Wow, Thunder Dan. I hated Dan Marley, because I was a Knick fan when I was growing up. So Dan Marley was just fouling people. He was a dirty player. He was all the way in Phoenix most of that time. Or you're saying with Miami as well. With Miami.
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With the whole kind of like Allen Houston thing. This guy's a jerk, man. I don't like how he plays. This white guy, man. All you can do is hold. All you can do is hold. And then I met Dan Marley. Damn, he ain't the coolest dude, man. I was gonna say. Und dann habe ich mit ihm gearbeitet. Das war für mich ein Eindruck, weil ich so sicher war, dass er ein Jerk sein wird.
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Er ist einfach der schönste Kerl der Welt. Und die andere Person, die sich nie als ein Jerk präsentiert hat, aber ich ihn einfach nicht mag, weil er gespielt hat, ist Steve Kerr. Oh Mann, ich hasse Steve Kerr. Hast du seine Hintergrundgeschichte kennengelernt?
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Das ist ein schwieriger Typ, den du hassen kannst. Ich wusste es nicht, Mann. Okay. Ich liebe Steve Kerr. Ich wollte einfach nicht, wie er aussieht.
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Ja, ich meine, es macht dich schlecht, wenn du dich hassen kannst. Ja. Lass mich dich einfach hassen. Sei einfach eine schlechte Person. Wer sind die Leute, die du von weitem hasst?
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Anthony Mason.
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I'm watching that Thunder game and I'm like, oh, I'm about to hear this shit tomorrow. And then like... Ich habe mich überlegt, morgen ist Freitag. Und ich habe die E-Mail geöffnet, die einen Talent-Schedule hat. Wer ist da? Wer ist da? Nein, Dad! Oh, ja! Was wartest du für Angst?
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Das ist ein anderes Spiel. Das ist ein anderes Spiel. Wir spielen, wir dachten, du wärst ein Arschloch, haben dich kennengelernt, oh mein Gott, du bist so eine tolle Person.
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Du glaubst nicht an Lotion? Er hat einfach nur Babyöl verwendet. Babyöl. Iron Winderman kann das bestätigen. Vor seinem Zeitpunkt? Have you guys seen the details of that?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Yes, but we can all capitulate. You mostly. Everybody can capitulate on you laughing me almost out of the room saying that the Pistons were going to keep an eye on the Pistons this year.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Last time he hurt himself. Yeah, he took a dive last time. All we have to do is say this. Cade Cunningham is going to be Comeback Player of the Year. He's already, I think, odds on favorite.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
I don't think that's true. By the way, not Comeback Player of the Year, but Most Improved Player of the Year. He's odds-on favorite to win.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
By the way, Dyson Daniels, second? So good.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Dyson Daniels, I put it over there.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Who's won? Lock him up. For Depoy? Yeah. Right now, it's Evan Mobley. Minus 225 on Drafting Sports.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Dyson Daniels plus 500. Been better. Jaron Jackson Jr., who's obviously hurt. He's hurt. Still plus 900 at three. Bam. Climbing in. Bam. Sneaking in. Draymond Green plus 900.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Is it small market? Is it that he was with the Clippers and kind of was like a backup?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Now the vegan is done. There's no more veganism.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
That's a meme. But to answer your question, is it that... Hey! Is it that Shea doesn't have a huge personality like Anthony Edwards? Is it that... I understand they're both in small markets. The AT&T Chet Holmgren commercial with Shea does not move the needle for anyone.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
But he is a three-level scorer, right? He's got the three ball. He's got mid-range. He can get to the hoop. He's a very all-around player. So when you say he talks about footwork and tries to deceive guys into playing, it almost sounds like Paul Pierce, right? Paul was very much like, let me slow down. Let me try and get something off one leg. Let me do something different.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Don't look now? Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Guys got to get ready. Sorry. Didn't see that coming.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
What's Taylor doing here? What's Taylor? All right, boys, don't look now. Izzy, I see you looking. Stop looking. I'm looking for a photo.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Taylor is literally taping him to the chair. Mike, stay strong, buddy. All right, boys, don't look now. Gardner Minshew is a chief. Whoa! How do we like that? I like it, man. Just in case something happens with Patrick Mahomes.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Oh, great for the vibes. Guy's an A1. He's that all-pro vibes guy. Him, Baker. We should make an all-pro vibes list. Tough Super Bowl loss. The vibes are down. You need someone to bring the vibes back up? Exactly right. You need jean shorts. You need Creed. You need the mullet. Everybody gets back on track. By the way, talk about an old face, new place. Joey Bosa is a bill. Ooh. Wow.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Wow, brother's connection would be nice on each side of the line. Bosa to Bosa.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
You cannot look. Cabinet broke back here. That's what I heard. Guys, don't look now, but are we not sure that Sam Darnold's best years are behind him?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Already. After signing a $100 million deal, KOC, now going to a new offense.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
He's got JSN, Jackson Smith and Jigba, who's a nice piece. They got to obviously do some, you know, watch for maybe Cooper Cup landing there.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Don't look at that picture. Everybody here, do not look at that picture. Last one here for Don't Look Now. Don't look now, but... The Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles, basically their entire defense has been gutted and is no longer there.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Howie Roseman's got to look. I don't know what's happening here. Hey, here's somebody tell me what's happening.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
No, because – I mean, they won it, and now all of a sudden – Roseman's got two Super Bowls to David Sampson's one World Series. Plus, they didn't do a fire sale. They were getting rid of guys that probably were going to be overpaid and free agency and guys who were maybe a little bit long in the tooth.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Well, the problem is that he starts moving, and then he's uncontrollable.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Cade Cunningham. Ah. What was that?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
When's your birthday, Tony? July 25th.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
This is from October, I want to say, 20-something. So the season had just kind of started getting underway. We were just getting ready for things to start.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Where's Robert? Is he here? Robert is here. Let's play the video of where you can see Izzy kind of dismiss something that was said that obviously Real Hoopers knew at the time and now Real Hoopers know now. Keep an eye on the Pistons this year. Keep a little eye on the Pistons this year. Keep an eye. Cade Cunningham is special, Dan.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
I want you to keep an eye on Cade Cunningham and the Pistons this year.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
But what has he done this entire year? Elevate and brought all those guys with him. No, the guys are better.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
They're damn near 500. Look it up! He had a putback slam on his own little Miss J last night, by the way.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
A little echoey in the air.
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That would have never crossed my mind, counting with hands and toes on how old I was.
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I would imagine they're playing big venues. What kind of venues do you think they're playing? Yeah, for Katy Perry, I would imagine they're big.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
You were thinking of just geographically what would be hardest to get hotel rooms if you needed to get them.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
Juan Soto was on a podcast with two other Hispanic guys and they were talking in Spanish. So Juan was able to actually like go through.
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It was 100% Juan Soto.
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It wasn't, because he was throwing in Dominican slang, which I thought at that time Paul Goldschmidt, that picture of him was Dominican, but it wasn't. So Soto's talking about an at-bat that he had against the Guardians in the playoffs or something. He's talking about how a guy threw him a slider this way and he waited. He hit a foul ball. He threw him the nastiest changeup he had ever seen.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
He swung and hit the foul ball. He knew at that point... OK, I got you. You threw me your best two pitches. There's nothing that you can do. So he's like, all right, I sat on the slider. It came back. He's like, the only one they hadn't thrown me was the fastball. So he threw it up and I smacked it out of the park. So he's talking about it with these two guys.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
And he's like, I knew exactly when he threw me that changeup. That was the nastiest pitch I've seen. And I hit it.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
Is it an age thing, too? Like, him at 60 still being able to do it? Because, like, Dr. J famously on his birthday every year goes and dunks it to prove he can dunk it. Marcus Johnson, too.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
You lose, though.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
The whole thing is have fun, right? You're going against the greatest shooter who's ever lived. And you're going to go there and shoot around, have fun, hug at the end. Hey, this was great. All right, guys, let's go.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
I was trying to read fast. UD was on the team. Luke Jackson. Bobby Jones. The Matrix, Sean Marion. Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
I'm taking Don't Look Now to the next level. I'm actually going to cover my eyes.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
No, no, I've got it right side up.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Okay. Dan, you said don't look now, but in the spirit of don't look now, there's a couple things that I want to get off my chest that we shouldn't be looking at. As you can see, I'm not looking at it right now. I don't know if you guys are looking at me, Dan. Do not look at me, okay? I want you to... Don't look now, but I want you to imagine a future.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
It's a good question. You're holding up a piece of paper and you're reading it.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
I'm so committed to the bit that I'm not looking. Got it. Imagine a piece of paper for a fact.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
It could look like that if you were looking, but the problem is you should not be looking.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
You can't look, but Tony's wearing the blindfold and reading, but don't look now. Imagine a future with Drake May, T. Higgins, and Travis Hunter.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
But that's probably not something we should put in the... Maybe they can listen to it, but not look at it. We should take a look at all of that. All right, someone looks next. We should listen to it.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
after a $250 million contract? That would be amazing.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
I've got one more on my paper here, Dan. The paper you can't read because your eyes are covered? Exactly right, because I'm not looking. Don't look now, Dan. The Dolphins have negative $11.6 million in cap space.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Are you looking? I was looking. Okay, that's why you didn't know.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Yeah. Guillermo is William in Spanish.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Are we done? I have one more. Don't look now if you don't want to look. Ooh. This one's very controversial, very conspiratorial, if you will, Dan. Do we want to? Yeah, we do. We do. Okay. Don't look now, but the Giants have just hired Matthew Stafford's brother-in-law to be part of their coaching staff. Oh. What is that supposed to mean?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
There's people that find George Lopez funny. I'm not one of them, but I appreciate, you know, Hispanics going out there and making people laugh and stuff. I'm not looking now because obviously we're still playing Don't Look Now. You can take that off. Oh, I can take it off? Yeah, you can take the blindfold off. Let me see. I haven't seen George Lopez in a while. What does he look like?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Can I describe what I think he looks like? In the picture in my mind, I have him like jet black hair. I got like the George Lopez of old, right? The George Lopez show. He's got the tan skin. He's looking good.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
hate to do this on valentine's day oh i really do like i don't want to do it but i'm i just want to pose the question don't look now don't look now but i can see this ending amicably right between the two lovers bill belichick and his girlfriend but then her still being part of his media savvy team and continue to help him throughout his days as a coach and whatever else is in this future
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
You hate that guy, by the way. You hate that guy. Hey, can my girlfriend come? It's like, buddy, do you see any other girlfriends here? It's a boys thing. What are you doing? The boys up in Canada right now watching Puck are not like, hey, can I bring my girlfriend along? No, you never want to be that guy. If the boys are going to be with the boys, you're going to hang out with the boys.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
If other girls are going, then other girls. Thank you, Ben.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
You wonder. What is it like? You saw him leaving the thing on the ring camera, and you're like, good-looking chest.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
No Indiana Jones either, Dan. One of the greatest action franchises of all time. No Bourne, please. What do you mean? Oh, Bournes are cool.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
If that's your premise for the movie, I'm watching it.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Just friends here, man. Are you disavowed by the government?
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We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing. Therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
I told you she's Greek.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Wow. Take my nonsense to noon, please. All right, good.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Yeah, you desperately want to win.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Because not on one of those emails do I have confirmation that it has landed wherever it is that it's supposed to land. Have you considered it's the content of the email? It might be. I can't tell. No. No, but around here, you can't tell. The way people infrequently answer stuff around here, I really have no idea.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
He drinks a lot of coffee, Dan. A lot of coffee. Oh, okay.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Right. That is what I'm saying.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Drinking a lot of coffee could also... It's both. I was insinuating dehydration.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
It's all saying just severe, severe dehydration, severe dehydration. So he was constantly getting IV drips to try to avoid that. But that seems to be it was literally brown. It's great. Reddish brown is how it's described.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Why don't they teach us this in school? This is unbelievable. Why don't they teach us in school?
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
And literally present. That's right. We're asking him to be in a conscious state of literally present. Thank you. Yes, we are asking him to reach enlightenment by being just simply present.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Ocho, tell the people why you were late today.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
That's where the story falls apart to me. Because otherwise, we're good to go. 8 p.m. reservation.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
The latte doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
That's one person who wasn't paying attention to the game because he was on a blind date.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
See, I thought the same thing. But then he started talking about a Thunder game against either the Bulls or the Wolves. I didn't know that. And so it made me think that this was not in reference to Super Bowl night because that was where it started confusing. Why would you have your reservation at 8 p.m. for a 630 game? But you get out in about two hours and you feel like you're making good time.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
But the sun pass part of it, that's where it really, really falls apart. Yeah.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
There's a full pizza in my dog's mouth because I was in my phone for five seconds.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
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The Big Suey: Roy's Smoldering Blaze Alibi
Jack Della Maddalena Jack Della Maddalena. Ja. Von unten runter. Jack Della Maddalena.
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Jack Della Maddalena.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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I thought we were going to reveal who the body on Poppy was.
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Don Levitard. Sugar daddies. These things, I'm telling you. I love sugar daddies.
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You can't chew them. They're like impossible to chew.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
Or Devon Best, I believe we figured out it was.
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I feel like golf, you don't have to play every week. You show up on Wednesday, play a few rounds of golf.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
Not fortune. Wyndham Clark is so cool. Oh, swag. You guys are just sleeping on Wyndham Clark. Wyndham Clark? He actually really is. His name, he's so much cooler than his name. Where are you staying, I mean?
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
Is it? Yeah. Oh, that's his actual name. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
So this is a clip of when Witty was with the show. And we're talking about Twitter. It's right when Elon took over. I don't really think it needs more context. Do you guys have the video? I'm filling time until I see it on my screen.
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There you go. All right. Well, there it is. April 13th. Go to Levitard AF if you want all the information.
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Profile picture square now. Now they're squared.
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It's gone! So I just wanted to get in with their profile picture's square now? So now they're square. I just wanted to like... Kind of like alley-oop myself, but I realized there was nothing on the second sentence, so I just repeated the first sentence.
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Dan was ready to keep going. Dan starts doing his next sentence, and then five seconds in, realizes the whole room's laughing. He's like, what were you trying to say? What were you trying to do? What were you trying to say? I was just trying to alley-oop myself. But what was the alley-oop? They're doing this. Now their things are square. I wanted to set myself up to be like, they're even round.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
Profile picture square now? Now they're squared. I was trying to follow Witty's platform, gone. So I'm just like, profile pictures, square now. That's how I should have done it. The headbob was immaculate. Profile pictures, square now.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
It's bizarre. Profile pictures, square now. Now they're squared.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
Pink suit club. He's. Okay. Do you remember?
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Also, while we're cleaning house, go send in a video for our March Sadness Tournament. If you would like to watch a game, the championship game of the college basketball tournament with Dan, send in videos. There's more information on the site. But please, we've got a bunch of good submissions. We're trying to get the best 64. And you're competing with other listeners to be funny. I'm telling you.
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I'm giving you a hint. If it's serious, don't tell us how long you've been listening. We're getting a lot of, like, been listening. Just get to it. Be funny. Be random. And you will succeed in this tournament.
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With all due respect, we don't care how long you've been listening. Or the other thing where they say... I do. Send those to me. No, I care. No, no. I care. Just not in this... Tweet me how long you've been listening. Send me your serious ones. But in this competition that you're sending in for, we're looking for quick. We're looking for funny. We want to make Dan laugh.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
And telling how long you've been listening is not a great start.
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The Big Suey: As A Father...
Yeah, hot takes, people going after David Sampson. Oh, he said this. This is my take. It could just be general about the tournament. I would be great with Dan because of this. It can literally— Oh, can they plead their case as to why they should win? This first one, you're kind of introducing yourself, but you want to be— You can say your name. Just be quick. And get to it. Have something to say.
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You know, don't be 10 seconds of, hey, thanks for taking my video.
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It might not be private. Knowing Dan's awkwardness, like some other people from the show might be around.
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You're going to get at least Dan, which is... You're going to get a show. I think that's what everyone wants.
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The way I pitched it was the winner gets to be on South Beach Sessions, and Dan can just be like... That's great. Oh, wow.
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What was your lowest moment? That's awesome.
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Oh, no, I've heard him talk about it. He says he has as a father. Okay. As a father.
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They're like, you used to do the show with the old guy, right? I did, though. Something like that?
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Don't let him fool you. He said in the break that he's jittery.
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Just the one of me making a mistake that you randomly wanted to play, but we don't have to play that.
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That's always... Yo, Jeremy! I love Lewis twerking while a serious meeting is going on in the studio behind him. I did not need to know that was Lewis upside down twerking.
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I was not aware of the plagiarism stuff till yesterday.
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I saw him say that he has a helper that writes them, but that he comes up with all of them.
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I found the Woody Page quote. Mr. Around the Horn expert over here, Izzy. By the way, yesterday, Woody Page tweeted, for all those asking, no, I don't know why Around the Horn was canceled. I just show up with a blackboard. And then the next line, yes, I come up with the quote ideas. My associate, Natasha, writes them on the board, even though she thinks many of them are stupid.
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I feel like you started this trying to help his credibility.
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We've had one of these in each segment now. Izzy doesn't like this Woody Page topic. Amin didn't like the J. Cole topic. All right. Let's move on from both. Moving on.
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This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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So much. Domino tournaments, March sadness. What do you want to start with? I want to start with the domino tournament. Big reveal we got right here. I know no one can tell from this graphic who the celebrity former football player is.
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Maybe, he might be.
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The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.
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We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing. Therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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I don't know, Jim. I don't know about that. There's been a lot of times he's selected a lot of the B-rolls.
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Coming up this Saturday, by the way. Oh, where at? New spot. Mm-hmm. American Social and Brickle on the water. The boys are going to be out at MMA Hangout.
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So we're going to be there. Presented by Cuervo. New look, by the way. New everything. Brought to you by Cuervo. UFC 313. Very exciting.
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Ding, ding, ding. It's like a Creed poster when he fights Jonathan Majors. Absolutely.
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A very good guy?
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The current player.
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That's what I thought it was. Clay is too good to be okay.
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But you're a maybe, though, so you don't know if you're going to be there. I'll let you know, though.
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That is intensity. To me. Is this goblin mode or demon time? No, he's on demon time right now. He's on demon mode. That's a face that I don't want to see ever.
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You almost can't even fix it from how little it is off. It's like.
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Ran had. The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Who's in your support system and how have they changed your life? Think about your favorite leaders, mentors, idols. They don't all have the answers, but they do know when to ask for help. In a world that glorifies hyper independence, we sometimes forget that we thrive with support.
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We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. Therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing. Therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.
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Whether you're facing a big life transition, feeling overwhelmed, or just want to grow, therapy can help. That's where BetterHelp comes in. With over 30,000 credentialed therapists, you can find somebody who truly understands you. It's fully online, making therapy accessible, affordable, and convenient. No waiting rooms, no long commutes, just the support you need.
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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So Montel Jordan would be riding in a 6'4"? Or would he not be riding in a 6'4"?
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What's on the menu at the TGI Monday? Sadness.
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Es ist wirklich ein tolles Ort, um zu sein. Wir sind beide geboren und geboren in Miami mit 305 Kindern. Du bist zehn Jahre älter als ich, also hast du ein bisschen ein anderes Miami erlebt, als ich. Was sind die Erinnerungen, die dich gemacht haben?
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Wie hat sich das in die Struktur der Kampfsport, egal ob Boxing, MMA oder was auch immer, entwickelt?
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Es ist so, dass je schlimmer du bist, desto mehr hast du auf der Straße. Weil du weißt, dass es in zwei, drei Sekunden übergehen wird. Aber mein Schicksal, dass wir dich jetzt zum Sonnenschein gebracht haben. Becci, kann ich dir was geben? Ja, danke, Becci.
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Er hat hier vier Runden Sparring mit mir. Ich weiß nicht, ob Palacio de los Ruyos eine Sauna war.
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In der Gefängniszeit hattest du jemanden, der dir die Rippen gezeigt hat? Einen Lehrer, einen Mentor, jemanden wie das? In sechs Monaten.
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Ich komme zu einem interessanten Teil meines Lebens, wo ich ein Vater werden werde. Meine Frau ist krank. Sie wird im Dezember dieses Jahr sein. Und es ist wie all die Dinge, die ich über Elternschaft gedacht habe, wie ich von meinen Eltern und den Leuten um mich herum gesehen habe. Es ist völlig anders, wenn du merkst, dass du jetzt am Ende bist und du das Kind kümmern musst.
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Was war die schwerste Part, um ein Vater zu werden? und Dinge, die du in deinem Leben mit deinen Kindern durchgemacht hast.
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Wir haben viel mehr im Gemeinsamen, als du weißt. Als ich fünf Jahre alt war, wurde ich mit Stage-4-Hodgkin-Lymphose behandelt. Wow. Ja, und ich habe das Gleiche erlebt. Als ich fünf Jahre alt war, habe ich für 28 Runden Chemo das Gleiche erlebt. Und wenn ich meine Eltern sehe, und jetzt werde ich ein Vater werden, denke ich an dieses ungeborene kleine Baby in meinem Weißen Stomach.
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Und ich denke mir, wenn ich durch das, was meine Eltern mit mir durchgingen, hätte, weiß ich nicht, wie ich es machen würde. Es ist wie die Kraft, die meine Eltern gezeigt haben, Das hat mich für das Leben eingestellt, weil ich ein Kanzlersurvivor war, als ich fünf Jahre alt war und dann wieder 28 Jahre alt war. Ich bin also ein zweimal Kanzlersurvivor.
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Wenn du all diese Dinge in verschiedenen Ängsten durchfährst, dann bildest du die Perspektive, als ich ein Kind war, wusste ich nicht, was passiert ist. Wir sind einfach ins Krankenhaus gegangen, ich hatte einen Schmerz. Ich weiß nicht, ob du es hier sehen kannst. Ich habe einen Schmerz irgendwo hier. Ich hatte so einen Schmerz. Oh, mein Lymphknochen. Hast du auch einen Geburten?
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Ich zeige dir die Skate. Ja, mein Sohn hat die gleiche Skate. Also, wenn du fünf Jahre alt bist, weißt du nicht, was da los ist. Du bist ein Kind, du denkst dir, hey, warum gehen wir in dieses Krankenhaus? Es riecht seltsam. Ich muss sie in Maschinen befestigen. Ich weiß nicht, was da passiert ist. Und für mich waren meine Eltern so eine... so eine Heilung.
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Ich hoffe, dass ich ein Prozent der Stärke, die sie hatten, ermöglichen kann, weil... Für dich ist es einfach inspirierend, wenn du nicht hilflos bist, wenn es um dein Kind geht. Danke. Danke und Glückwunsch, dass du zweimal gespielt hast. Das war toll.
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Erzähl mir etwas über deine Mutter. Wie wichtig es ist, eine latinische Mutter zu haben, die alles weiß.
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Die Miami-Fighter von Mount Rushmore. Bist du bereit?
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Ich freue mich auf dich, Bruder. Danke, Bruder.
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Okay, wir sind auf Bird Road am berühmten Palacio de los Jugos in Miami und ihr wisst, wir mussten durchkommen, um das gute Zeug zu bekommen. Ich bin hier mit Uli, lass uns kurz was bestellen. Okay, für mich eine Cola, wenn ich kann. Und ein Jugo Melón, bitte. Wann war das letzte Mal, dass wir ein Jugo Melón hatten? Es war eine Freude, ich habe es genossen. Gracias. Gracias.
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Most of the team will be out there. We'll be starting off the show at 10 o'clock for UFC 310, which is stacked top to bottom as usual. Come hang out with us. The drinks are awesome. Miracle on Calle 8 at Casa Tiki, UFC 310, MMA Hangout, presented by Cuervo.
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Uli, was macht Miami so besonders?
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There's going to be some heartbreak. I'm fully hoping that the Super Bowl is Buffalo versus Detroit, because both those teams have that. So at least one of those teams can shed it.
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Auf Panay Sewell. Du solltest in der MVP-Konversation diskutiert werden. Okay, du bist trank. Das ist kein Hot-Take.
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Er ist der erste Spieler in der historischen NFL, der nicht einen Sack verabschiedet hat, aber einen Sack verabschiedet hat. Nur wegen der Spielrunde, die sie an Thanksgiving hatten, wo sie den Panay Sewell-Pass genannt haben. Ich dachte, dieser Typ sollte in der MVP-Konversation sein. Lane Johnson würde so wütend werden, wenn das passiert.
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Er bekommt einen MVP-Sack. Es ist ein Wettbewerb, das spezifisch für offensivere Spieler ausgestattet ist und einen randomen Wettbewerb. Aber ich denke, wenn du dein Team anschaust und sagst, dass sie keinen Superstar haben, dann ist derjenige, der am besten auf seinem Job ist, auf dem Team, und sie haben viele gute.
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Besonders jetzt, dass Hutchinson raus ist, ist es sehr klar, wer der beste Spieler auf dem Team ist. Es ist Panay Sewell.
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There were a couple of years ago where I would have argued, Justin Tucker deserves at least some consideration. Weil ihre gesamte Identität war so, okay, Justin, gewinne diesen für uns.
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Ich denke, es wäre gut gewesen, wenn sie eine neue Verkaufsvergabe gemacht hätten. Sie waren im Spiel für Damian Lillard, sie fehlten. Nun, das könnte nicht funktioniert haben, aber ich denke, du verkaufst Boston Short, wenn du es nur an diese Jungs nimmst. Sie haben Marcus Smart auch entfernt. Sie bringen Derek White ein.
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Sie haben eine Menge Verkaufsvergaben rund um den Core 3 gemacht, weil dieser Core 3 mit dem, mit dem Miami sich jetzt befindet, was dein Core 3 nicht gut genug ist. So they tried desperately to get a more representative sample just to see if that high-end expectation could be there. And they succeeded, where Miami has failed in recent years, in acquiring that talent.
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Internet doxing resources are all tied up right now. We're focusing on what happened in New York City. We'll find out this guy later.
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If I may, I wasn't allowed into Harvard. I'm going to put it out there. Cheese is overrated.
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Schau, sie würden mich nicht in einem Hard Rock Stadion mit einem Zinn erlauben. Wie hat dieser Typ einen Käsegrater?
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Du hättest gesagt, wann jetzt. Jemand hatte eine große Pasta vor ihm. Das Unendliche ist zurück. Es ist?
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Die Internet hat diese Person gefunden, übrigens. Der Cheese-Guy. Ich wollte sagen, was? Der Cheese-Guy.
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Nein, nein, nein. Dieser Typ hat sich damit entfernt. So the cheese guy, we found him. Although he's got a very political name, so I'm not going to go with it. Block of cheese was in a clear bag. Hang grater was in my jacket arm. I don't like to sweat, so I took off the jacket as I entered. Had the grater stuffed in my arm. They asked me to shake my jacket while it was in there.
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That's how he snuck it in.
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No, again, the more I see Detroit, the more I think that team desperately needs a loss. Das ist ein schlechtes Spiel, um zu gewinnen.
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Are you kidding? You never watched ECW in the 90s. Let me tell you something. You grate my face? Just ask Abdullah the Butcher what that could do.
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You haven't watched The New Evil Dead. There's a whole scene with a cheese grater. Skin everywhere, bro.
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We have a picture of his face and yet the internet still hasn't figured out who this person is. But we... Aber warte, ich muss Leuten sagen, dass ein Healthcare-CEO in der Straße verurteilt wurde und es nicht so viel...
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Guck mal, ist dieses Team einfach nur ein Spiel in der ganzen Saison zu verlieren? Sie brauchen den kleinen Wachstum-Kall. Sie brauchen den Wachstum-Kall.
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Wir hatten noch nie etwas wie das, wo die Internet-Solutions nur eine große gemeinsame Zielgruppe haben. Aber wir haben nur diese Bildung, laut Kaitlin Collins, weil, als er bei diesem Hostel nachgesucht wurde, gab es eine sogenannte Flirtation. Und die Person, die am Tisch arbeitete, sagte, hey, steig deine Maske ein bisschen. Und dann hat er ein bisschen für die Kameras gescheitert.
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Und jetzt scheint er, er könnte am College-Game-Day am Samstag spielen, um ein paar Spiele zu wählen. Weil das sieht so aus wie Timothée Chalamet. Ja. Oh, he's handsome.
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That team set a record for wake-up calls in a season.
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Das ist meine Schuld.
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That's not real cheese though. That's like fake plastic. If he likes the fake stuff, he likes the real stuff.
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I'm not a Frito guy either.
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But it does go well with chili. I'll give it that.
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But wait a second. They put cheese on spaghetti, but not you?
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Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
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Heute ist die Folge von DraftKings. Bleibt dran, weil ihr mehr über DraftKings hören werdet und alles, was es sich um die Show handelt. DraftKings, der Krone ist deins.
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Well, I didn't tell the audience because we weren't on the air, but I'll tell the audience right now. As reported by the Bill Simmons Podcast, Jesse, the body Ventura, is returning to the WWE announce table. Speaking of unthinkable, the way he delivered that news in my headset was to say Jesse Ventura confirms. I'm like, what did Trump do now? Yeah, I thought it was the cabinet.
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I was like, let's see what the body is going to do. In the last oral history episode, we did a super cut and our interview with Jesse Ventura was included. Not that shocking anymore. His conspiracy theory wasn't really a conspiracy theory. It was the Saudis funded 9-11. But we felt the need to push back. Whoa, you can't. And then like a couple of years later, that doesn't look too kooky.
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Credit to this country for looking like a lot crazier since that interview happened.
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Und Vince McMahon war so, du machst das nicht. Aber dann wurde er Präsident und er wusste, dass er mehr Geld machen kann. Also brachte er ihn in den Referee Summer Slam in New York. Du erinnerst dich an das. Ich glaube, es war Undertaker, Stone Cold, Steve Austin. Es war ein Who's Who Match. Ja, wir haben herausgefunden, wer das war. Ja, also jetzt ist er zurück und es ist großartig.
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Ich bin so glücklich.
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It still hasn't happened yet.
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And then they partnered up with the company that owns the UFC and they're like, we are going to be so good at not allowing unions.
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The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.
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Es war hier unter der Brücke, unter hier. Es könnte ein Flüchtling gewesen sein. Nicht alle Flüchtlinge reagieren zu einem Feuer. Wahrscheinlich ein Katz in einem Baum.
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Did Hawk say no one's a good leader? Weren't you in the Patriots camp for a little bit?
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You had Tom Brady and Bill Belichick?
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Das ist mir immer, wenn ich mit meinen Highschool-Freunden in einem Bar verabschiede.
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The coach is a star. That's an all-time line. As a recovering former Browns fan, they need a loss thing is a legit thing. I hate how good the vibes are right now.
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Now, I know you have to hurt. It's a little different in the NFL. In the NBA, you definitely have to have pain. And this franchise did have pain last year. The Brandon IU catch in the NFC title game. But I don't know. There's just like a... There's just something that goes over this franchise and that sports town that I just, back in my mind, I'm like, this isn't gonna work out.
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Absolutely. There we go. All right, Tony, bracket challenge. Guys, Jimmy John's bracket challenge. I'm excited to say I'm perfect. What? The second chance bracket. I'm absolutely perfect. All number one seeds into the final four. I've got Florida on one side. I've got Duke on the other side. Duke winning. Me and about... I'm trying to think.
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So the top prize for the Jimmy Johns second chance bracket is 500 bucks. The problem is me and 500 other people are also perfect. So we're all splitting a dollar right now. So... I don't know how much I'm going to make, but hopefully we stay perfect throughout the entire thing. I'll make five bucks, six bucks.
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Crazy bragging. I'm updating what my bracket is. It's insane.
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Picking the best teams, yeah.
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No, no, yeah, I'm saying picking the best teams. That's literally all it is.
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Basically, like we've talked about on the show, March Madness as a collective is great. When you watch the individual games, you start realizing college basketball kind of sucks. But then you start looking at the great teams. Florida's got a really good player in Clayton. Duke is obviously incredible. Houston's a great team. Auburn. Auburn with Johnny Broom.
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it's pretty easy to see who the great teams are and now why they're in the final four. Obviously, there's only going to be two left, and at the end, only one left, and I think it's going to be Duke. But picking the best four teams usually doesn't work, except this year when they're so much far ahead better than every other team. Sounds good logic.
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Write that down.
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I mean, you're the only one.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
All right. As I mentioned before. Hold on, Dominique. There's a lot of stuff. You guys are looking way too deep into my boy right here. A lot of pocket watching on Amin. A lot of seeing stuff like that. A lot of pocket watching. You know what? What's up? Don't look now. But. Yes. Oh. It's time for a new game.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Seriously, stop looking. Is there a liner? I can't see it.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Don't look now, boys, but Joe Milton, Dallas Cowboy. What did you think of that trade, Dominique?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Don't look at it. Don't look at it. Just think about it.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
No, the point is don't look. Okay, I close my eyes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Dak's injured every year. Bazooka Joe. They need a backup quarterback. Cooper Rush played like 65 games the last couple years. Don't look now. Cardinals just made Trey McBride the highest paid tight end in the league. Thoughts, I mean?
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Dominique, are you looking?
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Okay, thank you. Not now. How about K-1? How about throw the ball into the end zone with Trey McBride? He had three touchdowns. One of them was a fumble that he recovered in the end zone. Throw him in the end zone. How about that?
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Also true. You know what? K-1. You got to figure it out. Got a lot of weapons out there. What else you got? Geno Smith, $75 million extension with the Raiders. Shout out to Geno. Something or nothing. Also, Amin, a great call by Amin. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Do they know about that?
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Amin, tell them.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I called his exact stat line the season before it happened. How?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
What I said is, do we know if Amin got home last night? Do we have confirmation of him getting into the hotel? That's where we're at. Because if Amin didn't get to the hotel, obviously it's premonition, something could have happened last night. The moment he steps in the hotel, he's fine. I know it.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Let's literally dial it back a little.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Not here.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
The differences between a black and a white funeral.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Did no one just hear the segment we just did with Amin? We cannot be taking counsel from the local drunk on whether or not you should do the impersonation of a black man stumbling over his words. Like, you don't see the bad judgment in that. There was. Moses Moody?
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Moses Moody? It sounds worse.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
We cannot do this. It's too close to the line. This is where the line is. Something legitimately funny can't be funny because we're scared our ginger's going to do something racist by accident.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Rachel. Dan, the line is where we feel alive, though.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Cuervo.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Next up, we have Karen.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Next up, we have another Tony.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
The day of Tony.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Great. Okay. Yeah, another Tony. I'm also another coach. I'm a business coach. And just to give you some context, I've been coaching in the offline world for many years. And I'm about to launch myself into a membership group coaching program. And I've created a funnel.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
And it's the first, I've created funnels before, so technically I'm okay with funnels, but I've never created a funnel where I'm actually going to try and sell off the page. The funnels I've done in the past have just been simple funnels where I've modeled what you've done with leads, lead funnels, things like that. So in terms of like the selling complexity, it's a big leap for me.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
So I'm about to show you probably the number one expert in the world, a funnel that I've created and I'm a pretty amateur on it. So this could go horribly wrong. But I don't mean go easy on me. In fact, quite the opposite. But just to give you the context, right? This is the first time I've done a funnel of this, for me, this level of complexity. So is it okay if I share my funnel?
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Yeah, I'd love to see it. Kind of just get the quick overview, you know, from the experienced eye that you have. For sure. Okay. So this is my above the fold. And my membership is called Gold's Accountability. For context, I'm an expert in transformation for corporates and project management, program management, delivering large change management type things.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
And what I'm offering is to do that similar, but for companies. you know, solo entrepreneurs or smaller business businesses.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
So the same skills and the same frameworks, but instead of applying them to people who can afford consultancies and consultants like me, I'm looking to sell it into a group program for, you know, a fraction of the cost that they would normally, well, they wouldn't even be able to afford it or contemplate it normally. Yeah. If that makes sense.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Yeah, it's a good question. So I'm hoping that they'll join just from this page.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
So I take you through all of the funnel before I get to the price point at the bottom. And that's a question in itself. Like, is that a good way to do it? And the price point in answer to your question is for the first 50 members, $47 per month. Okay.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Okay. Yeah. Well that's, that's easily fixed. Well, you know, yeah. So you think instead of having this, just a static picture of, I would have a video there. Yep.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
When we get to it, that's another question really is what to split test against, like what to vary on the split test.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Well, over time, obviously, I've got a lot of testing to do on the price. But for now, I just want to get people in. So I'm just really going to test one thing above the fold.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
There's a lot of different headlines that I've got that I could use here, you know, pain-related and benefit-related and, you know, different angles on it. So there's plenty of things to try there before I go further down into the funnel.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Yeah, I can see it now.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Yeah. Okay. Well, that was exactly my question. You know, what am I really emphasizing in the video, I guess, is the problems they've got and the solutions that I can offer.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Yeah, I've gone through it. It's great. I've looked at maybe doing a video around the five minute perfect webinar. I don't think me being such an expert, obviously, that I want to put a video on here for an hour. I was thinking maybe like a ten minute video or something like that, maybe even less.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
I've got some videos already that I've done for about to promote this page via YouTube ads. So I've created a lot of, well, not a lot, but some variations of scripts and videos that could work. So what I could do is launch it with a video or I might just create a new one over the weekend and then test different videos over the course of the next few weeks.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
You know what I mean? That makes complete sense. Well, I'm a little bit confused, Russell, only because I'm kind of new to this as you gather. So the headlines I've got are there, but they're not big enough and they're not explanatory enough from what you were saying. But the bit that's confusing me is, are you putting the video above the call to action?
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
So they see headline, video, then call to action. And is all of that going above the fold? Or is the call to action? It is.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
So I could have a lot of the, are you saying that the text on the right-hand side here is, can be used, but I want a bigger headline over and above it all.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
I hate the way you can do this. Like my story, even better than I do it. Like way better than I do it.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Yeah.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Well, you know, I've been using ChatGPT more and more, and it seems to get better and better every day almost. Yeah. It's like crazy, really. So you have to get better and better at what you're asking and how you're asking and go deeper and deeper and deeper. And the deeper you go, like the more, Yeah, the better it gets. It's just phenomenal.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
At the end of the day, it's all fantastic, but you can't beat talking to the real Russell. So I appreciate it. Well, thank you.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Yeah, no, that's been great. Thanks very much. Awesome. Thanks, Tony.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
I think we do. Uh, Susan, uh, I'm, I'm, I know you wrote out your question. If I can sum it up like super fast, so Russell can just hop in. It's basically, she's purchased a lot of things over the years. Um, some things held her back, but she's ready to get going now. Where should she start? Should it be one funnel away?
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Should it be some of the prime mover coaching she's purchased some other people's programs? Where does she begin after having that long pause?
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
So much. Thanks.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Awesome. Cool. Well, we also have Tony here. Tony has his expert funnel ready to go. And he was kind of curious if you could take a look at some of the pages.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Awesome. All right. Thank you. I'll share my page. Russell, it's a pleasure. Great to see you. If I can get this up here for you. So, yeah, it's just a pleasure to have you look at my funnel. So I'm a functional medicine provider, coach. But I don't know, just some feedback would be awesome. So this is the webinar you're doing, right? Correct. And what's the webinar about?
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
It's about helping people, the barrier of their health, stopping them from their purpose God has given them. So whether a mother, father, parent, businessman, we're going to help them get healthy so they can fulfill their purpose.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
35 to 50. I've gotten a good mix of men and women on the calls. We've done a live webinar for three weeks now on Thursdays. The first week, Zoom shut down and had a problem. And then I did StreamYard that worked okay the second week. The third week, that had an issue. So last time I did Zoom, it was smooth. Everything worked tech-wise.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
I am running ads, but through my email list. I have about 2,500 people on an email list that I've collected over the years running ads when I was with another company. Then I switched to you guys just last month or so. Cool.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Uh, I, you know, I did, I just, I was trying to figure out how to get the pixel in there. And I was talking about with Jess today. So I don't have, the ads aren't doing very well. I'm just on a $20 a day budget right now. Um, and I'm trying to fine tune them. And again, we had some issues, so I don't have the tracking for them yet.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
So whatever their health issue is, that's going to be gone so that they can now fulfill their purpose. So their health is blocking them for fulfilling whatever their purpose is, whether it's a parent, a teacher, coach, whatever it is, what's standing in the way health wise. Gotcha.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Yeah. So like, yep. Like gut health, hormones, stress, anxiety, those types of things.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Yeah. That's now that you say that, I'm like, yeah, that's me. Yeah.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Well, hello, everybody. Welcome, Russell, to the call. Russell loves to come on on Fridays when he has the availability to talk all things expert. So for the next hour, we're going to focus specifically on the expert track.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Gotcha. And do you think it's important? Do I need to focus on like, I have the, you know, I've got health, I have hormone balance and anxiety and,
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
I will do that. I appreciate that, man. You're awesome. Hey, I hope your biceps are doing better. They look like they're doing better.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Good. Good. That's happening for you. I appreciate it, Russell. Thank you. All right. Thank you.
The Russell Brunson Show
The Simple Shift That Took Me Out of Stress Mode and Into Sales Mode | #Success - Ep. 36
Perfect. All right. Next, we have Sarah. Welcome.
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