Tony
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
No, I would consider myself a non-confrontational person. That's why it was a tough position, too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, you have no idea, Gemma, by the way. This never happens to me. Like, if I'm out with my friends, no girls are approaching me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I usually repulse women.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Her name's Gemma. We actually met on a dating app. Nice.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah. Sorry, that might have been a little confusing. We went to this Mexican spot, and they have these giant, long, shared table things.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, exactly. We're like sitting with different parties and stuff like that. It's kind of social, you know, people are talking to each other and interacting. But I thought that I was being pretty clear to the rest of the restaurant that me and Gemma are not brother and sister. We were there on a date together.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
No, I don't think so. But it was more like the way we got treated, I guess, because we were I mean, we were flirting. We were doing the whole date thing. And the two girls were kind of across from us. And like I said, it was a social thing. And Gemma at one point got up and she went to the bathroom. And during that time, these two girls came over and sat on either side of me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
and just kind of inserted themselves into the situation oh were they asking about your date like you know i can see like two girls that are out together they're like oh look at they're on a first date let's go mess you know what i mean she thinks it's going bad i think it's going great you let us know was it like i don't know i don't know what it was but when jemma came back to the table she kind of sat
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Not in the seat that they were in, but a little away from me, like across from me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, they stayed there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
They were basically just paying attention to me. They were like laughing at jokes that I was trying to say and stuff like that. So it was weird.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I'm trying to play footsie with her. I'm trying to engage with her and let her know, like, hey, I didn't ask these girls to come over here. They just did it on their own. It's got nothing to do with me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
I think the only reason that they were even interested in me to begin with was because I was out with a really attractive girl. And that's the only time that that ever happened to me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, that's a good point.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
They were there for the rest of the date, but we didn't stay much longer. We awkwardly left, and she wasn't really talking to me at the end, and no kiss or anything like that. We just kind of hugged, and yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah, well, the girls were right there, so it was hard for me to address it at the table. I just waited until we were in the car, and I apologized for their behavior and said, look, I had nothing to do with me. I'm sorry. It was weird.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
She said she understood, but there wasn't much after that. Yeah. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
It was a weird social situation. So, I mean, I guess I should have asked for a private table, but that was kind of the whole experience of the spot was to do that with other people.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
No, I haven't gotten a response back from her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
Yeah. Well, first off, I just want to apologize for what happened. I had nothing to do with them coming over. Obviously, I didn't ask them, but I didn't know what to do, to be honest with you. It was a weird, awkward, like, just, it was our first date. I don't know these people at all.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
You've got to let it ride, Dan, because Duke is the favorite right now. Tennessee and baseball.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
So I was confused. I thought it was Tennessee baseball from this season, but it's from last season, so they already won. They won it in May of 2024. Gotcha, so it was last season.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
All right, Dan, so here's the thing. So the cash out, I just looked it up. The cash out for the guy is 50 grand. So if I tell my wife, look, baby, listen. We got 50 grand cash for sure. Obviously, Uncle Sam's going to take his piece. Things are going to happen, whatever. But Duke right now, I mean, his steamrolling teams, they are not close. They are just beating teams. Their third guy is great.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
You've seen Cooper Flagg, right? You get Cooper Flagg. He's like, oh, yeah, I saw him in the select thing and the thing on Max. I was like, yep, same guy. He's incredible. He's going to be the number one pick. Maybe the Wizards, maybe the Hornets. Who knows? Not the point. The point is, he's the best player in college basketball. Right now, Duke is churning.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
They're the best Duke team we've seen in maybe 20 years. A long time. It's been a long time since we've seen this guy. You know what's better than 50 grand cash? What's that? After Uncle Sam taking his piece, which, you know, we're going to leave him with like 30-something. Okay. You know what's better than that? What's better? 168 grand. What? That's a lot of money. I tell baby, hey.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
That's a lot of money. All of a sudden, Miami real estate, you know how it is.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
I think you have to wait until you get to the final and then just absolutely monster hedge on the other team, right? Because you're still waiting. Because right now you can't just pick Duke or the field for $50,000. I can't take a second mortgage, a HELOC out of my house. and then put it on the field.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Again, Cooper Flagg, you've seen him, Dan. You saw when they threw him that alley-oop and he screamed as he dunked. And then he got off and the crowd was like, ah!
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Right now he can cash out for $50,000.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
By the way, Con Canipple, another guy in the lottery. K2, very good from the outside, but can mix it in with the big boys inside. Big body. They got Malouk, who's incredible, too.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Cooper Flagg and Conn Knipple is exactly how you say it. So whoever that guy is, dork.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
We need the third one, though. That's where the money comes in. Red zone conversion.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
I work with the guy. That's his guy, though. He showed up to the funeral.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Who's on first, David?
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
What's on second? The fact of the matter.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I miss Greg Coney. You would love this episode. What was that? What was that?
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Him. Him.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Only 100 calories in this bag.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
I need the full context of that.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Again, Juju, we need the full context of what's going on here. This could be somebody else's noise that they're attributing to me.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
They throw a pass, gets bobbled eight times.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
That's the sound of the pass. That's the sound of the pass hitting the... They throw a pass, gets bobbled eight times. They throw a pass, gets bobbled eight times. What is that?
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
They throw a pass, gets bobbled eight times.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
I like it. It was a sound effect.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Framed. He was indeed framed.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Yeah, because when you throw it out of your hands, you really go— Exactly. Puts a mustard on it. I'm more of a— That's the sound of mustard hitting, you know, when you squeeze it out of the bottle and you're really... Yeah. Thank you.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Admit it. Admit it. You see a backdoor cut from a guy from Yale, you're like, yeah. Hell yeah. Right through.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Move on. Greg, how much of the NCAA tournament are you actually going to watch?
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Well, now three guys. He'll find out soon enough. Well, no, because they're not going to be on true TV by the time he starts watching.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Poor ACL. She's on the comeback tour now, though.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
To be honest, though, I don't think he can name a current male NCAA player right now.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Greg, so you're going to not be watching tomorrow. I actually love that. You know why? Don't look now. What? We got... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have said that. It's time for a new game. Don't look now.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Yeah, Greg, do not look. No peeking.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
You could just close your eyes. You don't have to cover your face like that. I got two hands and two eyes. Let me make sure I'm closing mine here. You can't hear you. All right. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
All right, so we've got a lot of watching to do, a lot of looking to do. In the next couple of days, we've got the NCAA tournament, we've got hoops, we've got a bunch of different things, right? But I'm telling you, don't look now. Nicole Hardman is a Packer. Wow. Anybody interested? Who knew?
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
He could be something. Don't look now. Greg, your eyes are open. Greg, the whole thing is don't look.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Okay. Good.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
I was sinking into my own shame. Well, Dan, don't look now, but after re-signing T. Higgins and Jamar Chase, Joe Burrow said, we've got the right guys. Wow, what a comment.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Yeah, exactly. Don't look now. BG, Brandon Graham officially retires from the Eagles. Wow. 15 years in the NFL. Why can't we look at that? Be respectful, Dan.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Be respectful. Dan's back. Dan, shut your eyes. Dan, do not look. Be respectful about BG and Brendan Gray.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Who's looking at that?
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Okay. Just making sure because you said that. I don't know how did you.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Okay.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Another one here, Dan. I think this one's really important. And the last one here, don't look now. Patriots signed free agent center Grady Bradbury filling a major need on their offensive line.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Greg, looky here. Did you see Tua partying at the club? I did not. Looky here.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
He hasn't considered that. Pick, schmick. Again, that's a totally different conversation. We're not looking at that right now. What we're looking at is making sure that they don't make the playoffs to then figure out whatever's next. A couple of years ago, they could have had Wemba and Yama, though.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Dan, to answer your question, yes, that was the original look.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I feel like throw-up's worse than a lot of the things you said.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
So like a screaming line drive foul ball, if you go back and look and they're on their phone, you're like, oh, we're clear. Some foul balls are like, I get you on like the lofty foul ball, but like a screamer down the baseline, you're like, oh, they're on their phone. We're good.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I'm picturing the bat like through someone's arm. That's a good deal for an impaling.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
It was said into my microphone to somebody who works in the back room. who's Lewis, and he was talking about how, wow, I can't believe it, all this time that we were going to these games, high above the press box, David Sampson looking down at somebody getting hit in the face with a ball and being like, meh.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
We'll give you two other bats.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
David, what if my mom slips in the bathroom and really hurts her back? What kind of shoes is she wearing? Heels to a game?
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Dave, what if I'm in the outfield? Home run's coming my way. I'm tracking it, right? I'm tracking in the bleachers. All of a sudden, I lean over the side, and then I fall and I tumble into the Clevelander all of a sudden, right? Or onto the field. Or onto the field or something. I fall 10 feet, 20 feet. What happens? Ejected.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Like I fall in, but I fall into that little back area. Lucky me.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
You can prove how little Tony's been to that ballpark by that scenario he painted.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Oh, I have full baseball uniform.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I don't want to leave you alone on this, Dan, but I'm kind of with my dad on this one. That is funny. Him in a uniform and a helmet. When you do the swing, you do the sound, too. What would your swing sound like? Yeah.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Not next to the screen, though.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Dad. Watch for the backswing, Greg, please.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
We don't have the space for this.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Did you see, David, where it was ranked? That's what we're talking about. There was a ranking of the MLB. I saw it. It was in the third column. 63 of 90.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
When it first opened, it had the Cuban little corner out there. That's gone now. Taste of Miami. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
David's right, though, but they bought it.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
And he's flying up the defensive player of the year rankings. And odds on, he's second odds on favorite right now to win At plus 650 on DraftKings, Evan Mobley's the only one ahead of it, minus 275. Maybe three weeks ago, maybe a month ago, he wasn't even on the board.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
the other thing too is having steve kerr in that locker room to kind of like get the tensions down a little bit obviously steve kerr does a lot of stuff with usa basketball has the ability and has the track record of coaching some of these monster personalities and monster players it's like all right jimmy this is steph's team you know you know that you're coming in but i can help you kind of fit in the way that you would if it was like a super team like a usa basketball something like that
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Well, I mean, that wasn't his fault, though.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Yeah, basketball for sure. Football's a very close second. What I used to do, Greg, as a kid, we had a sloped roof. What I would do is I would throw the ball on the roof, and it would hit the shingles, and then I'd go down and try and catch it. Oh, yeah, we've all done that. I would play against myself, and I'd be one team going one way on offense, the other team going the other way on offense.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
tiger woods won a major in 2019 point still stands though greg but i think it's all part of the issue that first take kind of put everybody in where it's like we're going to talk about lebron and skip is going to argue with steven a and we're just going to have this b debate culture and all of a sudden now we're seeing the seeds of that 10 15 years down the line where yeah all we can kind of do is talk about lebron right nick wright who's now one of these new voices of the generation continues the the
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
propaganda of talking about LeBron. When are we going to talk about Jokic? When are we going to talk about SGA? When is that going to happen? Who's going to bring that to the forefront where the casual fans are going to be able to understand that?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Theo Pinson played for the Dallas Mavericks, played a couple years in the NBA. Thank you. Just for those of you out there, like, Theo Pinson, I feel like I've heard that name.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Byron Scott has a podcast.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
You were shaking your head about something. Your head was shaking. I was reading something in the chat. No, shout out to the chat, by the way. It's a safe space, Tony.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Wow. Let's not do that. Corruption doesn't usually happen at City Hall. It happens outside of City Hall. So go to other places around and try to figure that out. They happen in the back rooms of restaurants and things like that.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
It's such a great point, Izzy, because their approach to these last few regular seasons is an affront to the uniform that they wear. It runs counterculture. And it's not what they sell us. And yet I can't see my best player play because rest day, maintenance. It's just get rid of those uniforms. Their approach for many of the most recent seasons has been, let's just get into the tournament.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Well, even the play in and then we'll figure it out there. Well, then I'm not going to check in on the regular season if you're going to check out on it.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Well, get out of here with maintenance programs. Do you guys remember what the Florida Panthers looked like after they lost to Vegas in the Stanley Cup? Do you remember? Like they were neck braces.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Aaron Eckblad played with a broken ankle, and I turn on the NBA, and I got guys on maintenance plans. It's ridiculous. I tuned into the NHL, and aside from Mark Stone or the Tampa Bay Lightning trying to game the salary cap, I'm guaranteed the best players trying to play, and frankly, a much more physically demanding and tougher sport.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
That's not the right gambit. The NHL totally replaced the all-star game with an international cup. You get to see four nations, and those four nations are putting on their best players regardless of the NHL season that they're having. This is not an apples-to-apples comparison. And to your point, yes, especially down here in this market, fair weather fandom, totally fair.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
But I do think that this team and its present run of form is making hockey fans that will like to go to an in-game experience – that if I actually attend, I'm going to see the stars play when they come to my town.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
You're showing your ass here, dude, because you don't know what players play. put themselves through during the regular season in hockey.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
No, I'm touting what they look like, but I can also tell you I've seen players' throats slashed. I've seen a main artery cut, and I've seen a guy come back two weeks later. You're pulling examples out of your ass. You showed it with the NHL All-Star Game, and you're showing it here by not knowing exactly what the NHL players put their bodies through during the regular season. Time out.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Why is everyone so defensive?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
What is happening, dude?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I'm not going to distract. I'm trying to have a level-headed conversation. 2017 All-Star Game. The John Scott one? Where the fans vote? They very clearly had to change the All-Star game, and that's why we have this amazing Four Nations Cup.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
It is when it's in Vegas.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
You're getting mad at the wrong guy. I didn't call it gimmickry.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
You said that right now.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I'm just opting out of this. I don't know what this is. You said right now. I have zero interest in this. Did he not say? You can run it back on the tape. I'm getting yelled at. You showed your ass at the All-Star game. Getting yelled at just because Joel Embiid doesn't play? Distract all you want.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Hold on. He doesn't love you.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I don't want to be live all the time.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Oh, wow. You go, too.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
He gave me like a pat on the side like we're good. I'm going to need a minute. But you love him and he's white and he's Hispanic.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I'm so straight. I'm so straight. All right.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Darvin Ham is a perfect 14-0 in the NBA Cup.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I felt like high school all over again. Care to share with the class?
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I think I know what you were laughing at before. Now I know.
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Luminaries left and right. It was actually a really cool occasion. It was.
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I think Bob Greasy was pissed. He was mortified.
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It's done, over, and gone.
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He's closing some loops.
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And we'll get to Izzy's fandom.
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Hey, remember when Dan asked Amin if he hates God? Crazy. It was so wild.
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You ever been to the ghost tour in St. Augustine, Florida though? Because that will convince you.
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You need to say better than fine, though. Fine gives you a connotation of, like, eh, he's okay. Jalen Hurts is very, very good. Solid. No, solid's still not good enough. Solid's not good enough either.
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No, that's too much. I do need to redo my Tony's QB tiers postseason. Now that we did a preseason, now we're doing postseason. Jalen Hurts may be climbing up the ranks.
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Thank you to the offensive line.
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New father observations in the style of weekend observations, which we'll do tomorrow.
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Nothing wrong with the name to me.
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There it is. 23% are liars. Should be a one.
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Nickel, also 14 cents to make a nickel. That can't be. Shocking. What are we doing there? We need to get rid of the nickel now, too.
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Damn, but you can close your eyes right now and think of the orange bowl and the smell and it's going to put you in a good place.
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That guy's pushing a little too hard over there.
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You didn't get it. No, you didn't get it. You didn't get it. You've never seen that. You've never smelled it off Chrome Avenue. That's the problem.
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And let's not forget that he has a best-selling book.
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Perhaps I should have said me. I don't know why I said Joe Biden.
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I got one prediction that's in there. Liquidity poop. Loop? Is that one? Maybe.
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With an elbow, yes. His hammer's on him. Dudley with his right arm, almost as if he's going to, you know what, I'm going to carry Shaq. I'm going to lift Shaq up.
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Chris Dudley wraps his arms around them. He gives Shaq a little how's your uncle.
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Look at his right hand here.
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Watch Dudley's right arm. I'm telling you, there's a little something. A little hup.
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I imagine in this video Shaq went whoop.
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That will increase retaining.
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That's always the answer. The answer is always Mike. Good job out of you. Yes, you're welcome. Good point by you.
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Ich meine, komm schon. Guter Punkt. Was bedeutet das? Frau-Gott, oder? Gott ist eine Frau. Mike, du hast ihm das gegeben, oder?
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Mike, you're asking the most inconsistent people on the planet to be consistent.
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I've never missed Jimmy Butler so much.
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Nein, die Antwort ist nein. Die Antwort ist nein.
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Mike is right about this. I mean, you have to show your wife that you love her 364 days out of the year. Not on Valentine's Day, though. Because everyone is doing the thing on Valentine's Day. Why compete with everyone when you can have your own day to yourself? You know what I'm saying?
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I did, yeah, Peyronie's Disease. I'm telling you guys about that, man.
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You've been telling us about that?
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Not only that, I've got that, which is very exciting, by the way. I've run it by a couple people that are Miamians, and they've agreed with every single one of them. So that's one. I've also got new father observations, if you want to get to those, in homage to Stu Gatz. Thank you. That's fully baked, fully done, ready to go. Really? Yes, absolutely.
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Very exciting, Dan. When you get the little social card, it's so tiny.
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Too bad they're taking it away.
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I have to remember this for the rest of my life.
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More things to remember. Elon knows it.
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Oh, a joke you were going for.
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I don't know what it is.
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I'm told it's been bitter. Smells great. Bitter experience. OLI number two. Not all these smells are good.
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OLI whatever. We're still on OLI. Yes, but again, not every smell is going to be a good smell. Robert says it smells like a mineral.
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The smell of the bathroom at the Orange Bowl. That's a top smell? It's a top smell of nostalgia, Dan. You used to walk by the Orange Bowl and you used to walk by the bathroom and be like, polarizing. But it reminds me of back home. Reminds me of a time that was simpler, Dan.
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Another OLI. The salty smell when your parents would roll down the windows after the toll to the Key Biscayne Bridge when you were going to have farito. Oh, wow. That's a good one. On a causeway, yeah. They lower all the windows of the car, and then all of a sudden you're like, salty smell.
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Number five, Dan, on the official list. When somebody in the neighborhood is doing a barbecue, but you can't really tell which house it is.
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No, you look over the fence. No, it's not him.
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You didn't even finish it. Cut the tape, buddy. Jeez. Classic Billy. Did this the right way. There we go. Atta boy. All right. Yeah. Number four. Yeah. A fresh, fresh, freshly made Cafe Cubano.
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Same with Palm Beach County. Right? That could be at the house. You make it on the stovetop at your house. Your grandma would make it. Your mom would make it. You get the pomita. You're there mixing it, right? Or if you're at the bakery, all of a sudden you open the door, boom, it hits you. But it also hits you with the combination of number three, the smell of freshly baked Cuban bread. See?
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You open that door of the bakery and it's like, is that cafe? Yes. That's my cocaine. The freshly baked Cuban bread, Dan. Number three.
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Number two. Huh? when it's a little chilly in Miami, right? And you're there, you're outside, maybe you're grilling a little bit, hanging out with the family outside, just enjoying the nice 60 degree weather we have for the first time in nine months. The last month has been really nice. It has been. And then all of a sudden, is that a bonfire? A bonfire coming from Chrome Avenue?
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What are they burning over there? What are they burning over on Chrome Avenue? All of a sudden, it's wafting over. And it's like, I don't know where the bonfire's coming from. I know it's coming from Chrome. But how did it make it all the way over here? And what's the smell? With the little chili. It's got to be a cold night. It's a cold night. It has to be a cold night.
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That's why it's a little high. I'm saying the bonfires are coming from chrome. Right. That's where... It's a different... You're saying it's different when it's coming from chrome?
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Number one. Huh. This is the one that really kick-started the entire list.
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No, this is huge, and everybody's going to agree with this. When you start... Walking, you get out of your car, okay? And you start walking towards a familiar sign. And you start smelling, oh, they're making chicken tenders in there.
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The Publix chicken tender smell that wafts out of that Publix when they're cooking the chicken tenders early in the morning is a smell that is uniquely, uniquely Miami. And I love it. It's my number one smell. Publix chicken tenders being fried.
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I was like, I don't know how that's connected.
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Pull it out and say it again.
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This thing, this is clearly sabotage. The reason why I know it is sabotage.
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It's Billy's, A. And B, your honor, there is a obvious screw missing that connects both of these little arms to this thing, right? And that's how you tighten the bolt here. The screw's missing, Dan.
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credit to Jalen Hurts because he's been at he's had to change his game so many times from the college level to the pro level where it was like all right we know you can't throw the ball you can only run to all of a sudden wait a second like he can start throwing the ball now now they changed their entire identity offensively now we have Saquon Barkley we're going to run the piss out of the ball and yet continues to make great throws the third he had A.J.
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Brown to start the game was incredible dropped it completely in a bucket got called back then he had the throw Devontae Smith like he's shown you his progression as a to now winning Super Bowl.
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It was an absolute booby trap. And Dan, I don't think I grabbed the mic any other way than everybody else does. Mike does the same thing. We both stand. We both grab the mic. I think that's something that you're heavy-handed with it.
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Mike has a lot on his plate at the moment. Like, what are we talking about? Tony has a baby. Thank you, Dan.
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But then why does Mike have so much stuff that he's dealing with?
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How long should paternity be? What's happening back there? Well, we get three months, Dan. I did a third of what I was allotted. So it should be, Tony, thank you. Let me get the sound. Let me see. Mm-hmm. No, put it through the, no, give me the screw. Taylor clearly doesn't know. He doesn't fix anything in his house. He's a guy that, he probably asked Mally to come over and fix stuff for him.
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You know they live in the same apartment building, Dave?
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Almost three times as much.
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Glad we're talking about the right parts of this.
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
and our panelists have been incredibly gracious i'm talking about specifically woody and bob and bill and jackie and tim and bill as we expanded that meant one fewer show a week two fewer shows a week for those incredible hall of famers
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So not only is that 25, now 30, now 35-year-old kid muting them on international TV, but also a new generation is coming in and taking a show away from them, two shows away from them. And the show evolved to a place where it became not the same people every day, you know?
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You know, I would certainly not answer that question in any way.
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Yes, of course. I will give Stu God's credit that he walked into a show that wanted to score him minus 500, and I couldn't. He just made me laugh so much that he had to get some ding, ding, dings. But I will also say only one person has played a mononucleosis spleen before. on Halloween, and that was Dugatz when he was Sam Donald Spleen, I believe. Or Zach.
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Who had the injured Spleen for the New York quarterback?
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Oh, Dan. I mean, we're going to have to. What are we doing? Well, I'll come down for a week. and hang out with you guys, and we'll do this. Yes, please. We'll do a full session, then we can unpack. How do I, I mean, what are you?
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Yes, I feel that too. I absolutely feel that. And I know our viewers feel that too. And I can talk about that. I can tell you how I processed it yesterday. I think I was listening to On the Wings of Love radio when I walked out of the meeting I went to because I wanted to listen to some of that. Or maybe I heard the Sabrina Carpenter song, you know, goes another.
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I mean, I'm going through like I told you, you know, I'm going to come on with you today because you're family and I'm going to open up to you. However, I mean, when I come, let's do this. I'll come. For a week, I want Jeremy to get out some keys or some drums. I want Cody's voice ready. We'll make some music, all right? I want to do that. You got me on that. You got it. All right?
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You know, of course, me and Pablo, we're going to chop it up, too.
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Yeah. It's all true, and I was waiting for Israel to pop in because I didn't mention his name specifically.
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You asked me, you know, who my favorite panelist is, and I do this bit where, you know, I say it's whoever I'm talking to at the moment, or what was my favorite mute, the next mute, this was my favorite mute, you know? Israel is very important to me.
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yeah i mean i felt every every minute of of it the last 23 years i i'm a present person dan you know this about me and i'm an intentional person you know that about me as well uh so i felt it throughout every show never felt like work still doesn't feel like work the next two months won't feel like work i enjoy doing it i enjoy performing uh i felt connection to the audience every day for the 23 years
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I said that last week because I was with her. Me and Israel grew up See, now I'm getting emotional and I'm 100% happy with this. And again, I wanted to show people, you know, we're riding waves here. We're all every day in TV and the jobs you have at home that aren't in this industry and just in life. You're riding waves, you're surfing.
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You're going to get knocked over by waves and you get up, of course. And I'm going to be on TV today and I'll be smiling and you'll know I feel happy and I also feel sad.
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but i mean i think of israel as somebody we opened each other up in a lot of ways as as the humans that we became the adults and the men that we became because we were on tv at very young ages you know and you know israel you sent me an email once 10 years ago, and it changed your life, but it changed my life too, and you need to know that, you know?
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And it changed how I thought about how I want to be publicly out in the world, you know? Because there was yet another reminder how what we do, I don't need reminders, but I got one there. We have a chance to be public in showing people how to treat other people, how to feel, how to emote. Who watches ESPN around the horn? What's our slogan? To meet people anywhere. But who watch?
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Young people watch. What is a safe space for young people to emote? Sports. You're not... Maybe some young men or young women didn't feel like they're allowed to show emotion in their younger lives. Oh, don't cry, don't scream. I cried about the Yankees until I was 20, probably, if I was being honest. You know? To save space, to show emotion. And then now you can apply that...
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safe space that sports gives you well let's let's let's extend it now you can show emotion and you show your full self in more more real ways and that became you know something that i wanted to do i'll just say this real quick tony um i was just in colorado recently and somebody said hey you recognize me and said hey i grew up on that i grew up on that show and thank you for doing that
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Yeah, but the word grow, the word grow works another way too, Israel, right? I mean, things end because they have to end, but they end because you have to grow again. Elsewhere, right? I mean, you have to, in order to grow, you have to move from that space, you know? I believe that. I mean, that's, you know, I will tell you this. I've told you this, Israel, Dan. I've told everybody, you know?
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I love doing the show. It didn't feel like work. I could have said goodbye, but I, you know, years ago, they could have said goodbye to the show whenever they wanted, you know? I understood that. I kept on doing it because I value, you know?
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what i was doing and i could have it that was discerning you know that i could have added the podcast and or the game show that i dreamt about or the anthony bourdain style show for sports that dream about or uh... american ninja warrior or the red zone all these amazing shows that i watch when i'm not watching p t i or you guys you know the shows that i watch my kids i want to do those things
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I also committed to doing this show, and I was happy. I don't have any regrets about that I didn't add the second or third or fourth show on. I liked hosting the show, but I liked writing the show. I liked putting together the show with Aaron Solomon and Josh Bard and Caroline Willett and Jeff Weiner and Tierney Corrigan. That's it. I just named the entire show.
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editorial team of Around the Horn, a show that does an episode every day for 23 years. Spy people, you know?
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Guys, I... You're going to get me for a full week in Miami. You guys can be Scorsese. We can cinematically shoot it any way you want. I just dropped off three kids at school. I only did two. Sorry. My wife dropped off, you know. But I also dropped off Antonella. I just walked through the streets here. 46 degrees. And you got me here. I got a right around the horn. I got to go to my busy season.
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So to see what happened yesterday in the release or the comments I need to say, I am overwhelmed, of course, because my goal is to respond to everybody. That's a goal of mine. I'll take the next two months and respond to everybody because that's how I feel. That's why I'm in the business, Dan. I know why you got into the business. To bang a drum on it.
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Today's Ash Wednesday. Right. So now you just got me on camera without an ad.
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That's a first. That's a first. You know, I've talked about that publicly, too. But that's, you know, something. I always wanted to be exactly who... I'm trying to give a one-to-one ratio. I don't advise that for everybody in the industry. There's certainly a place for people to dress up any way they like or perform any way they want. I'm a goofball. I'll dress up with anybody.
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But in the role of that show, if Woody Page is being amazing at being the crazy uncle, I want it to be...
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authentic you know that's a bad word because everybody uses that but i want to be one-to-one me and and and maybe you know i'll be a person who dresses up when i'm in miami next month in two months from now this segment is presented by linkedin jobs post your job for free at linkedin.com conditions apply
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah, well, he's an emergency substitute. Look at this, though. I mean, come on, Sarah Spain. Come on. Look at that. Look at Clinton and Tim. You take that screen grab, and that works, and then Logan Roy. Oh, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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So who knows what a spleen looks like, but that he would. And I think his first words that show were, let me spleen something to you, Tony. You know? I mean, that's true.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah, yeah. I'm proud of my 4% success rate, my hit rate, 4%. I hit one behind the back. It's somewhere a gif on Twitter. So I'm proud of that, too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I think it won't be an infinity and a half hour break for me, but this is – let me come down and see you guys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Since you started? Your first year? Yeah, I mean, I wore an ash on PTI when I was that boy. I'm sure of it. So, I mean, I've always, of course, been that person, you know? I go to church on Sundays. Why are you giving up for Lent?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I mean, I'm a spiritual person, and I believe, and I believe. So, that's part of it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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brilliant and you're a drummer, much like myself. You take these meetings, I march the beat to my own drummer and I am my own drummer because I play the drums and I thought of Dan doing that. But the whole point is, I got into the business to be with people, to perform. You got because you're an amazing writer, And intellectual and and you're gonna get to the bottom of stories.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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He's giving up around the horn for Lent. Oh, that's a good line. Yeah. I think someone else has given up, but, yeah, I would say, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Oh, no. I mean, I think, you know, we'll get to that week in Miami, and, yeah, let's do something really fun.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Cardinal Reale, what should I do? Well, I'm not Cardinal Pizzabola, who we've learned about. Have you guys done this bit? I'm sorry if I missed it. Pierre Batista Pizzabola?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Unbelievable. All-time greatest name, Pierre Batista Pizzabola. I get in trouble. I get in trouble with a couple of my communities. The Italian community wasn't happy with me when I spoke some things about Columbus. And my own church isn't happy sometimes when I've talked about how I... So if you're getting an ass, you're doing it right. If it's a drive-by and...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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And you have what I will broadly call the primacy of conscience. If I can speak in a catechismistic way for a second. I believe in the primacy of conscience. If you believe in your heart.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I believe in any prayer, as hasty as it could be, still counts as a prayer. You know, the boom, boom, boom, sign of the cross, pump it, I mean... You know, if you're doing it and it takes a second, that's fine. That's a good second you spend.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Gorilla radio. There we go. Oh, my God. That was amazing. So you're worried about my camera angle, and now you guys can't keep the lights on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
Well, that was to show you that one sign of the cross, one hand, walk away was enough.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I want to feel you know And that's what I tried to do on horn especially after by my first hundred episodes where I was just hanging on for dear life Now Tony I know you are a very humble person in real life, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
Thank you for saying that. Of course, that's on you. You did it all. I remember when your intern application came in. I remember that moment. Wow. Did we make a video congratulating you? You did. You made a video. That's one of my favorite things we always did.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I'll tell you what I need to go to confession for, okay? Is that...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I waited 32 minutes to do this. So what I get in trouble with at ESPN was giving tours to people on the street who would just recognize me. And I'd say, come up and see the show. And this is where I get in trouble because we didn't go through security. And I recognize what that is. And making videos. I would say yes. I would make...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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videos for bar mitzvahs and brises, which, you know, a bar mitzvah video is great because you get to sign off with saying, I hope this one goes better than bris, you know? I love that bit. And hockey teams winning, and I want to just give all that to people. But when an intern joins us and we get to send them a video and an email telling them they got the job, that's my favorite thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah, if you can find it. I'm sure it's not going into the broadcasting hall of fame.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
See you in a little bit. Thank you, guys. I love you all. All right. Bye now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah, I mean, I do. Like I said, I felt every bit of that. I'm not somebody who, you know. Doing a daily TV show, I mean, and watching every game or covering every bit of the research every day, it's like storming Normandy Beach, you know? I mean, every day. I've done 4,000. I mean, we're at 4,905 right now, I think, today. And I've done, whatever, 4,700 of them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
And then I did PTI every day, and I was doing double duty every day. I didn't come up for air, and I don't. I don't need to come up for air. My energy is just the same as it was the day I took over the show and my love for that sort of thing. What I evolved in is how I see my role maybe as host.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I was a sports brainiac know-it-all that wanted to demonstrate that and also score the debate like Judge Jury and all that to somebody who wanted to actually pull at the strings of what's behind the story. and have the most real moment on TV, if I can say that. It's got my name written right in it, right? Trying to be relatable and unpredictable on TV.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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That was the goal as I became aware and intentional of how I want to host. But no, of course I always knew that, I mean, I have shared the deepest moments with our viewers, both myself, but they've come right back at me. And I'm talking about, I've been in church in Accra, Ghana, and I've had people come up with me. And we're not just talking about LeBron.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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We're talking about a moment where I talked about my family, or we're talking about loss of Kobe Bryant, or we're talking about a FaceTime Woody Page had where he talked about suicide. I mean, that's what the show means to me. The fulfilling part of the show isn't just who you got debates. It's also some of the other stuff we were able to do.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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well yeah i mean that was i did take over the show uh a year in max was of course terrific at the way he wanted to host the show and i wanted to do a slightly different you play up the regions first right i mean that was something we weren't doing and tv in 2002 at the time you know we were having so so so let's lean into the regions but then at some point and maybe it's not in vogue to say now
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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i know we had a great stable people it was four old white guys for a little while and that wasn't the type of show i wanted to host again um if you want to be diverse in regions you want to be diverse and all the different type of people you had in the show that was important to me that was so that motivated me and fulfilled me through the and then the types of stories we were going to talk about it wasn't just going to be you know the cowboys every day even though that would be enjoyable for me in some parts of my personality um
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So pushing that, oh, there we go. I just reality.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Honestly, Dan, are you serious? I mean, let me see if I can get a tripod.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Everybody's got that, you know, Dan. Everyone has a crotch. It's true. Thank you. You have to say it. That's your pull quote.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Um, yeah, I mean, this is what you're getting right now. I wanted to make time for you guys because, like I said, Dan, you've been there for me and throughout many different things. We've been there. We've been through a lot. And your family. And this is the first of it. The New York Times wrote an article about me four years ago. And I said, I don't need to talk again publicly. It was so gushy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I don't need to talk to you publicly for a long time. But here I am today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Well, I'd be stat boy. I mean, I think first takes ratings are good in the last couple of years, and they may have beat us on the majority of days. I mean, I don't look at ratings. I'm a guy who's like, if you build it, they will come. I feel very confident. I know that this wasn't that decision. I mean, so, so, this is... We're all tired to say goodbye to a show at some point.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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And I recognize what that is. This is not about that for me. This is about me knowing that, well, me feeling the audience in the last 24 hours. That's part of it for me. And I mean, I'll say this. We did a story last week. I love Diana Taurasi. I love everything about her. When she's not dressed for games, she's wearing black leather like me. I love that about her too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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And she had this incredible line. I thought it was so great, Dan. When she retired, she said, I'm full and happy. Well, I can still eat. I'm hungry. And I'm happy. And I know everybody who I work with, they can still eat. Everybody can still eat. And there's a lot of food to go around. But I feel hungry. And I know I'm happy. I'm going to be happy.
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But I also want to, you know, this is why we talked this morning. Yeah, okay, I'll come on and talk to you. Because it's important for me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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to show people that that next day when you get the news that ever you get you still come up and you and you still approach the day however you want to approach it i was sad yesterday and and i can be full in that feeling of sadness and happiness and i'm still sad today and i can still be happy in other parts of me and i could still enjoy talking you know about the story we're doing today in the dodgers when they said sasaki was dirty and electric and nasty
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and loud, or whatever the quotes were. And I'm like, that's Black Sabbath, baby, in 1968, when they came out. I'm going to enjoy, you know, giving a Black Sabbath reference today on the show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Thank you. You know, I don't do interviews often, though I love talking. But when family calls, you pick up the phone on a day like today. Dan, you've done this has happened before. This has happened to all of you guys before. But there's a day when you open up Google and your face is on there and you're the top of the news story. Dan, you like you like saying things that get you in trouble.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Not the stat boy again. Not the stat boy again. So, I mean, how I got PTI is absurd. I was a researcher, which is a fundamental part of the show. But I say for all researchers, and I love researchers because, you know, we're doing lifting. And I got hired to do stat boy on PTI or, you know, moved into that position that they just created a week before PTI launched because of
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of the way I was operating with Tony and Mike and Eric and Matt and that type of energy. But the horn hosting, to be a host of an international television show at age 25, I may have filled in at 24, I got a phone call on a Sunday night. It was the Super Bowl between the Patriots and the Panthers. It was the halftime of Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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And I got a call saying tomorrow we don't have a host. Max is in contract negotiation. It might not go this way. It might go that way. Can you fill in tomorrow? So that's really when I took over the show was the day after Patriots beating the Panthers in the Super Bowl and wardrobe malfunction, one of the biggest stories we did for weeks after that. That's my first show. At that point, I'm young.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I'm very green. I'm wearing the only suit I have. And I'm sweating through it. And I don't know how to host a TV show. I had done sports calling in college. And I had done game calling. I love play-by-play, you know, for Fordham University. This was a dream of mine to host a show like this. This was a dream of mine to work in this capacity. But it came overnight. And I filled in one day.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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And I filled in the second day. And I had to put on my second tie. And by Wednesday, I was out of clothes. And I hosted the show. As best as I could on a day-to-day contract, I think, if I remember correctly, for months. I know ESPN, you know, maybe considered other hosts. I know they brought in a dream job contestant, Zachariah Selwyn, for a while. I know maybe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I never understood why they weren't bringing in Stu Scott, Rich Eisen, Linda Cohen, or somebody. Because I believed in the show. But that's how I got the job. I got a phone call the night before my first real-day hosting the day of the Super Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Well, no, I'm sure I was being paid. I was definitely being paid at a rate, and I think I was sure as happy. And I knew I wanted to stay on PTI.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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uh... but eric's list right on set the best advice i heard them on the list was keep your head down and just focus on porn so i think i took a couple weeks off pti and i just did warn for a while and i learned how to kind of bomb post the show in the way the show was written and constructed that moment but my next year or two while i was you know working to try to get a long-term contract and it's a probably a year i would say respectfully for everybody
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I was slowly trying to evolve what the role of the host was because I didn't want to host a show that I was judged during execution or in maybe the way it was initially, you know, I think the host was supposed to have the final opinion and I didn't want to really do that. So I wanted to kind of put the panelists in position to prove why their opinions are right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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And that happens from time to time. I'm not somebody that's courting that per se. So there was my face. Look at that.
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And and then have some fun with the with the play of the show. And then, of course, we we we evolved in any number of ways over 22 years with both our crew of people. And I mean, I know you're talking to me right now, but we have to talk about, you know.
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Woody Page and Bob Ryan and Bill Plaschke and Kevin Blackstone and Tim Kalashow, who did so much of the heavy lifting, Jay Adande, all those years and do all the heavy lifting every day. And of course, what we become, which I'm most proud of, you know, I'm most proud of the heart this show had, but that we introduced to the entire community in some ways, Mina Kans, who I...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Many times saying, there's a place for you on TV. And we got to a place where she was comfortable. That was Mina's art. Yeah, I know. We did Mina. And Monica McNutt. And Pablo Torre. Sarah Spain was ours. Pablo Torre.
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Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
I mean, I had real moments where I was tracking video of Bomani doing radio out of, maybe it was Toronto, the score, while he was doing that in North Carolina. Or Sarah Spain. She's ours, too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Thank You, Tony Reali
The first time I saw Sarah, I mean, it was her third show, and I was thinking, I need to get her on a big-ticket debate show we were doing on live because she was such a force of nature. And it goes on and on. You can keep Sarah, by the way. You can tell me anything you want. I know we had...
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
You mean the color cardinal?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
That's the name of their band mascot. It's like this little annoying tree that dances around and makes fun of everyone. He's a little jerk.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
He's creepy, though. He's killed a lot of people.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
He's creepy. So creepy. Pete's definitely got bodies in the closet. Yeah. He's got like witty vibes. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
I always thought of him as cartoonish.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Yeah, King Baby Cake.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
They had to get copyright, I think, permission, Billy.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
I saw a whole TikTok about this recently.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Counterpoint is the Bears.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
I've been saying it for 40 years with the Jets, the Jaguars, the Bears, those ones for sure. The Dolphins. The Dolphins. Stu, I like your coach, hire Aaron Watton.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Are the Raiders one of those teams, too, that you can kind of just be like, eh? Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
I'd say that teams you can sort of offhandedly dismiss are the Bears, the Raiders, the Jets, the Browns, the Jags, Carolina, the Dolphins, and the Giants.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
You have to imagine, can somebody use that voice? I live with a Giants fan who dismisses every positive thought I've ever tried to offer him about the Giants. I'm like, oh, but should I say, oh, Malik Nabors is really good. He's like, no, you're wrong. They're terrible. They've always been bad. Even the Super Bowl teams were bad. They were the worst team ever. I'm like, okay, fine. You're right.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
He wants Hurts and Will Shipley instead of Saquon and Kenny Pickett.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
And I'm just saying to myself, God, I'm going to miss hearing these guys throw to these new network shows so much. I think it's a Sherlock spinoff. It's like a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, but Dr. Watson spinoff. He's a lawyer, but he doesn't play by the rules.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
So Abe Gibran played for the Bears in the 50s, and then he coached for the Bears in the 60s and the 70s, but he also coached for a team called the Chicago Wins, which was a WFL team. Greg, do you remember the WFL in 1975?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Well, they tried to hire or tried to sign Joe Namath. That was like Chicago wins claim to fame. And I guess he said no.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Winds. Plural. It's like a windy city thing.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
That's what my Grammy used to say.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
She also said sugars instead of diabetes.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
You're letting the pet take the blame.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Has your dog ever farted, Greg, and your wife doesn't believe that it wasn't you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
He probably does, yeah. The exterminator's wife, Chris, is probably like, no fucking way. I know that was you.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Oh, all the time. But she has a very clean diet, except for the days when she comes to work and people feed her Chick-fil-A fries, and then all bets are off. No more of that.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Tony. Hate to do this, but in that very same game, very juicy spread of minus 5.5 to a team that's lost 11 out of their last 12 games. 1-0, of course, but have lost 11 of their last 12 games. We don't know if Steph Curry's going to play, but we do know that Jimmy Butler's going to play. And I'm going to bank on... Jimmy Butler having a pretty good game tonight. You can't do this this way.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Third liner on the Panthers, of course. The cleanup hitter for the Marlins.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
We're in a contract here with DraftKings. I know, but I'm trying to give people value.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
A fresh mozzarella when you got a nice Italian sub.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Oh, yeah. Oh, I love Munster cheese. That was it? Best cheese.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I like Munster, too. That's such a normal take. Okay, thank you. Thank you very much. When I go to Publix and I get my chicken tender sub, I get Munster cheese.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I thought it was millions of dollars, wasn't it? It's a couple hundred grand. The security deposit's a couple hundred grand, like 250.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I'm going to take Golden State minus five and a half.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Oh, wow. That's pretty good. It's in there.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I didn't realize we had a substitute complicated legacy. Brought to you by Headquarter Toyota.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
This Jimmy Butler shit is making everybody crazy. How dare you?
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
You just got there because you're tall.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
How did you get from the trajectory of good at school, Playing sports, giving you the confidence in sports, left turn animals. Where did that come from? Animals were the focus from the very beginning.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
So you go from working with other animals in a capacity that lands you on Salo de Gigante with Don Francisco.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
You've been recognized in a lot of places. What's the most special place to you that you've been recognized?
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
He became one of my biggest mentors. It's like meeting Dan. So like the same way that you have that with Jim Fowler, you're sitting there watching TV as a kid. I have that same moment with Dan where I'm watching him on PTI or whatever, and I'm looking at him. And then now all these years later, we're working together and he's one of my mentors. One of the most down to earth guys.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Mi gente, thank you for watching Tony Tonight.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Good to see you, Ron. This is hollow ground. It is hollow ground. Your name is on the wall. Well, you know what?
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Where'd you go to high school? Miami Palmetto. Palmetto. Okay, so we're already bitter rivals from the beginning because I'm a Killian guy. Oh, big cat trophy. I'll have you say that. I won it every year that I went to school. Really? I didn't win it once. The reason why, Tim Hardaway Jr. stopped me every single time. Oh, that's right. Can you take us back to the beginning?
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah. That's exactly right. Yeah. That's exactly right. Mm-hmm. Old people do love that shit. And I'm old now. I can't deny it anymore.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Thanks, Dan, for coming out. We're going to be here until about noon, so a couple more minutes here just hanging out at 2721 Bird Avenue, the Flanagan's here in Coconut Grove, as you can see. Toys have been dropped off. We've got a beautiful Woody. We've got some trucks. We've got some lip balms over here. We've got a football for football guys. Excuse me. We've got a Nerf gun.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
We've got amazing Spider-Man Uno. People have come through and brought some amazing gifts. I've had to transition from Santa with the mustache to a more Dagestani Santa with the no mustache look because the mustache was starting to get twirled and I couldn't speak without getting hair in my mouth.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Dan, yeah, no, I will update you on this, Dan. We've had people bring a lot of stuff, as you can see. We're very happy with that. One thing to report is that it did start raining, and the sun is out now, so it's making it very steamy. So that's one thing to report that's going to be tough for Cuban Santa to keep on his shirt and his beard, because...
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You know how it is when it gets steamy on the blacktop.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Luigi Mignogne. Nailed it. That's close. Yeah.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Salvador Dali, Dolly Parton.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
The Buffalo Bills, residents of Whoville. The Philadelphia Eagles, residents of Whoville. The Detroit Lions, still residents of Whoville. Kansas City Chiefs, residents of Whoville. Baltimore Ravens, resident of Who'sville. And just sneaking in, right into the gun. Dan? Oh, Dan, you're there?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stugats. It was hard to follow. Number two, Tony? No, I'm not doing that. Last resident of Whoville. Oh, Whoville. Not doing it. Yeah, last resident of Whoville. The Packers. Whoville population of six. Whoville, the Packers just snuck under the gun.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
They have that look. Packers are good. I've got a little future on them on DraftKings Sportsbook. Oh, wow. Packers to win the whole thing. Just a little sprinkling that I had in August, baby. Got a good little price on it. So, again, your Google population. All right, listen to me. Bills, Eagles, Lions, Chiefs, Packers, Ravens.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Absolutely, Dan. 2721 Bird Avenue. We're here at the Flanagan's in Coconut Grove. We're accepting all toys.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Tony, you there? There we go. All right, Tony, give it to us. All right, Walt, Tony's top five.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Tony's top five. Damn. Thank you. All right, Tony's top five is brought to you by Branches. Give that shirt a tug, Dan. You're going to hate that visual.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Untuck it. You might want to get up there. You're better now. Better now.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Do we have a Jeremy song we can play? All right, number five. Go ahead, Tony.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It was nice to see the vestiges of the Aaron Rodgers to Devontae Adams connection this week, like the ghost of Christmas past. It was fun.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Is Dan there?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It was just nice to see, like, oh, that's what it used to look like. That's right. That's what it was supposed to look like. Gotcha. Okay. It was fun.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Number four, Lions in the bad spot of losing not only the battle, but did they also lose the war? Makes you think. A lot of guys got injured during that Bills game. David Montgomery out for the season, a couple of D linemen, a couple of corners. All of a sudden, that team's not as deep as it used to be. It's a good loss, though, Tim.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Number three, Tony. Yes, yes, but not this one. All right, number three. I can't wait for the Chiefs to pull off a Christmas miracle by making Carson Wentz look like the MVP now that Patrick Mahomes is hurt.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Number two, John. No, I like that. Number two. You're tucked away in bed. It's Christmas Eve. It's nighttime. About 1130. Close to midnight. You hear a pitter-patter on the roof. Pitter-patter. You're like, what could that be? All of a sudden...
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
you kind of sneak out of your one out of your bedroom you're walking down the hall you hear somebody inside next to the christmas tree you hear some toys rattling you hear something you're like could that be there's no way you kind of like look over the corner of the wall right the hallway you kind of look over and you see the outline of jolly old saint nick and you're like oh my god i can't believe he's real you kind of take a step over to see is that really him and then he tells you
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
There's one for you right there, kid. Turn around. All of a sudden, a little tiny box right where you were. How did he know you were there? How did he know to put the box there? All of a sudden, you open up the box. What is it? It's a 40 burger. You look at it, you're like, a 40 burger? All of a sudden, Santa turns around. Guess who Santa is? Baker Mayfield.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
He tells you. Yeah. Here come the bucks. Ha, ha, ha.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Good team. Number one, Tom. He said they're on their way. Number one, we were talking a couple weeks ago about who's who, right? Were the Packers a who when they lost to the Lions? Who's who? Well, I'm here to tell you, the Whoville population is six. There are six people, six teams in Whoville, okay? My beard's getting onto the microphone. It's okay. There's six teams in Whoville right now.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Yeah, Dan, slow morning right now for the tour drive, but we're here accepting all sorts of toys. Hold on. Excuse me. Okay. My beard is getting a little bit into my mouth when I talk. It's that time of year. The hairs are a little longer than I would have liked. Yeah. So, again, we're going to be here on Bird Road at the Flanagan's, the best one of all time, by the way.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
We got this box, but we're going to need a bigger box when more people come and bring us stuff. You're going to bring something? All right. No? Okay. Well, thank you. All right. So, Dan, you can bring a bunch of unwrapped toys, whatever you want. We've got different ages.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
We've got younger kids that can go for, like, a Nerf ball or, like, an athletic ball or dolls or something like that to older kids in middle school and high school that could be gift cards, cash, like Stugatz said. I'll be able to take care of that. Cash? No, not cash. Tank toys.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Yeah, okay. All right. If you're out of town, go to branchesfl.org, and you can donate some stuff there, too. We'll be here hanging out till noon. Bring over any toys, any gift cards. No cash, but bring over that stuff. We'll be here hanging out.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
It keeps getting into my mouth.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
What's up, everybody? Your boy is back from paternity leave, and I have a very important announcement. UFC 311 MMA Hangout is back at Casa Tiki live and in person at the number one UFC bar on the planet, Casa Tiki. We'll be watching UFC 311. That's Islam Makachev versus Armin Sarukyan, number two.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
We've got the Bantamweight title also in line between Merab Dualishvili, and we've got Umar Namagomedov undefeated. Plus, we've got a banger to open all that stuff up, Yur Prohaska versus Jamal Hill. 10 p.m. Saturday night at Casa Tiki Live if you want to pull up on the boys or YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, wherever you watch the MMA Hangout. Support us. We love you. 2025, big year. We're back.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Uh-oh. That is amazing. Let me tell you something. It got grooved, Dan. More importantly, the pitch got grooved. Uh-oh.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I originally... I hope Chris is right, by the way. Yeah. I checked that one, man.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
But isn't the thing to do it as the number one guy, knowing that you're the face of the league, knowing that Adam Silver would have to crater the entire league to make sure that you don't get put on one of these lists? Dan, LeBron James is more protected than the president of the United States. I want you to know that. I don't think that's true.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I think so. I don't think that's accurate. I don't think so. He's more protected from PR, from all these different angles, than the president of the United States. Although the last president was accused of PEDs. He had to.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Greg, if I can, by the way, we thought the same thing about Sam Darnold, and now he just signed a $100 million contract, right? It's where you get plugged in, who you get plugged in with. All of a sudden, Zach Wilson starts looking really good in a system with Mike McDaniel, and then two years from now, somebody signs him to a $65, $70 million deal.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
It's not that bad. Heater one game up on the win column from the Portland Trailblazers.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
So vibes are bad. I'll tell you where it started. The game against the Pistons, Dan. You said that he would wake up 10 years from now in a cold sweat thinking about that timeout call, and all of a sudden that's the little domino, and what's the big domino going to be?
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I love that. Guys, so update me really quick. Obviously, I was locked in on the Panthers this past run, but so this guy is a guy from the Bruins, correct? That everybody hated. Mike called him a rat bastard, I think.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
You would. Okay, you would. So now he's a Florida Panther, and now he's talking about how much he loves the Florida Panthers, even though back like two weeks ago, he hated the Panthers and everybody on the USA team because of the Canadian USA thing.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
There's some mirrors that lie, though, because you look at some mirrors and you're like, ooh, I look good. And then you look at other mirrors and you're like, whoa, where did this guy come from? Not even the funhouse mirrors. Just a regular mirror. Sometimes the gym has some better mirrors.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I think you can work out with those mirrors. They do a workout, too.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
The thing is, he's the nation's foremost expert on Mac Holland, so any time that Taylor tweets something out, it's got to be right because obviously he's the number one guy for Mac Holland's news. When you send out the tweet and it says DTH instead of THE, it's like, oh, I don't know.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I've got an update on the Taylor situation. He said he had two typos posted, deleted, posted again, deleted again. Mike Garofalo posted, then I posted. That's just on him.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Problem was I went for a two-year deal to try to add the money involved, and that's how I got the mix-up and the typos.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I was going to say, Diablo took off. That's where I know the thing comes. All of a sudden, it's like, we're off to the races. This guy's gone. Can't you just edit a tweet in the first, like, hour?
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
It feels like if we want to get conspiratorial, the league has been turning a blind eye to people at that level taking things for a very long time. Like what we're just surprised that LeBron is at 40 years old now creeping back into the MVP race at 40 because he's had an incredible season all of a sudden.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I mean, he is fat. I mean. He's not.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Luca. And Chris. Bring him back.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Yes. I mean, I don't know. I'm saying it like I know, but I don't know. It just seems, it stands to reason.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
We were right about that, bud. Yeah, I was right about that. I don't want to take a victory lap, though, because I can't.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
But fire Nico is, right? Like, those fans do not deserve to be thrown out of a game for being fans. They're not happy with the move that Nico made. They took a 25-year-old generational talent who took them to the finals a year ago, and they traded them to the L.A. Lakers. Why would fans be okay with that when you factor in that Anthony Davis gave you the full Anthony Davis experience?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Best player in the world for a half, and he gets hurt walking, and he's out for eight weeks. I mean, that is Anthony Davis in a nutshell. And why can't fans walk in to their place of work where they're paying their good, hard-earned money and say, hey, I want to fire the GM without getting thrown out by the organization? Terrible job by the Mavericks. Terrible. He ain't wrong.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Fire Nico is benign.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
But Greg, wasn't there a part of the story where Mark Cuban is cursing back at those fans, telling them to sit the bleep down? Like, what are the Mavericks doing? What are they doing to their fans who care so much that they would bring a lame, ridiculous sign into the arena to say, fire the GM? Those are fans that care. Those are fans that you want to be. fans.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Let's get him back. Here's Anthony Davis. He's hurt. He's out for eight weeks and I have Luca back.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
We're giving them a take back. You think they underestimated the reaction?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Oh, I do. The Lakers don't have a say in this? It's just the Mavs?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
If Anthony Davis doesn't get hurt, are they still protesting outside?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
4 a.m. in New York.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
So the time you saw him be good, he wasn't good. That's correct. I just wanted to clear that up.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Oh, he is back. I'm hearing Coral Gables. Solid guard play. Don't be surprised if the Johnnies find themselves in the Elite Eight.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
So, racism and socks.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I got to be honest, he didn't drop the MJ name enough. I mean, my every answer to every question would have been Michael. I'm Michael's son. I'm MJ's son. Yeah. I'm number 23's son. Yeah. Have you heard whose son I am? Where'd you turn?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Yeah, it's not a wallet.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I'll phone it. That's right. Freddie's on it. But in this case, the picture would have been proof. So Greg is right. Right. Oh, you don't believe me here?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
It's not danceful.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That was the description of you originally for the Panthers game yesterday. It was Cuban-born Dan Levitard.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It also had to rhyme with pie.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh my God, new movie idea. Cuban-born. but jason born but cuban yes wow new tony character is right jess whatever happened to cuban pilot uh well you know all right good yes and billy good thinking on your feet i don't want to i don't want to get into the airline industry but uh
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, I haven't seen it yet. I need infidelity. Like, I need cheating. I need some, I need some sloppiness. I need them going to the honeymoon suite and then looking at the other ones that they could have been like, okay, like, here we go. This is what I could have had. Like, all right. Jimmy, okay, Jimmy. Like, that's what you need. Not like, okay, we love each other. Who Ich will das nicht.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, wenn du nicht im Bachelor bist, Well, I think America took your note. Entertaining television to come. Thank you, Juju. Juju gets it.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I can see it. You know who Greg could be? Greg, you could be like Alfred for Batman.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Vater, weißt du sogar, wer Alfred ist in Beziehung zu Batman?
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wer ist er? Der Vater von Batman? Sein Butler. Alfred Bond?
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Can I just jump in real fast? I'm sorry. I'm looking at our Radio Row feed, and it is just Radio Row in a nutshell. We're supposed to have Diana and Stu Gotts right now from Radio Row, and they are both behind the set just chumming it up. Yes. Just talking to people. They're supposed to be on air right now with us, and they're just both shaking hands, kissing babies.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Billy spends— Fuentes, get our talent!
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Send Gabe to New Orleans. I want Gabe in New Orleans tomorrow because Gabe would not stand for this.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Classic. As you're saying it, Stugatz has now made his way out of our shot. Just, I don't know where he went.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Can I close a loop from the first hour? My mom's mom's name is Mary Elizabeth.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
My bad. I asked my mom. I said, what's your mom's mom's name? My bad. I misspoke again. My mom's grandma's name is Mary Elizabeth. Chris.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Lucy seems like a great carpool buddy. Like, if I was ever carpooling somewhere, I'd be like, Lucy, you're with me.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Yes, he's got it set up. I made payments for him. You know, we're still working on him doing it without anyone helping him, but it's on his phone and the payments have been made.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Venmo sponsors our bucket, and they also sponsor the Lucy Super Bowl Challenge presented by Venmo. So we've got to figure out here, what is going to happen?
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Iguanodon. I could punch you right now.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I remember when Wayne Newton almost fell and Tony saved him. Oh, my God. We had these high top bar stool type chairs, so he kind of had to get up on it, and the chair started going, and Wayne was going. We almost had a Wayne Newton falling on our stage, breaking a hip probably, and Tony stepped in. Caught the man with his right arm.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Asshole. We all need to take a deep breath. Everybody. Don't make me fine the entire company again.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I got a little FOMO, but my liver is happy. I don't need New Orleans in my life. The Super Bowl, in my experience, is like I like everything. I got to work, but then I like to have fun. So you end up by the end of it, my voice is gone. I know. It's just to answer your question, I'm good not going. I had FOMO at the beginning of the week, but now I'm just like I'm tired.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
FOMO. No, I'm good. Have you ever had FOMO, Dad? I don't know what that stands for. Fear of missing out.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
That was very pejorative.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
Seven for 31 doesn't slap like over 16.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
He thinks he's crushing it. I'm telling you.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
Look at that smirk. He nailed it. That's the confidence that got him the job.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
He's like, you hear my Duval? You hear my Duval? I crushed it. Like, that's how he walked off that stage.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
This segment was fire.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
I had to do something light. He's like Kyle Mooney. I'm seeing so much of myself in this guy.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
Doesn't your heart stop when you sneeze? It's like everything is a brief halt.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
This is the visual of Jeremy using that technique, like closing his eyes and being like, now I see it. It makes sense. Golden retriever.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
Yeah, that's my guy. One of the grossest things I've ever seen in a movie when he shows what's happening to his leg late in his career. It's just like, ugh, gross.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
So I haven't heard, I'm trying to think of what I've ever heard Stephen A. Smith call people. Not a liar, I've heard him say stay off the weed. He said somebody was on crack. But never a liar. Lamar Odom. Lamar Odom, who was on crack.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
Dan, you guys are going to have fun. You got him winning? Yeah, I do. It's fan voting.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
I think the thing, too, that's weird is that LeBron put voice to it. It's different when other media people or people on the internet are like, oh, Brian Windhorst is so weird. He's always following LeBron. For LeBron to voice that in an interview, that's the part to me that was like, man, LeBron, you know Brian. You know what the deal is. He's been building your lore since you were 17 years old.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
And all of a sudden, now you're going to switch up and be like, oh, no, he's weird. He's trying to act like he's my best friend. I'm a big fan of Brian Windhorst. I used to produce his podcast. Very nice guy. Well, thank you. Friend of mine, actually.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
No, no, I'm saying other people are friends with people for a long time playing video games. I got Dan to do COD.
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Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower
But were there together, all three of us would be...
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
To answer your question, I mean, sometimes when you are just a spectator, you can tell when someone is not performing as well as their peers. Even in baseball.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
We're the kind of friends that's like, with friends like these, who needs enemies?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Can you do Kermit the Frog? Yes, I can. That was my favorite. I was telling Miss Piggy, I said, hey, Jason Benetti's coming on.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
That offers like catnip for Dan. A Norm MacDonald story? Yes, please.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Just quickly, before we go on to that, you were with your friend this morning before the show. The show starts before 9 a.m. You were hanging out with your friend?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
No one's going to make fun of you for going to the gym and having a trainer.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Jess. I wouldn't make fun of you for that. Jess.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Tony would make fun of you.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
The problem is you have to say it happened yesterday. Yeah. And then we don't try to dissect it.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
I mean, we are experts on it, considering that we are constantly also criticized on the internet.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Is Dan doing kickboxing so he can fight all of us? Zumba? Zumba. What's the funniest workout to picture Dan doing? You're right, now I do want to make fun of you.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
He's not going to throw his makeup artist under the bus. That's definitely what it was.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
That's like 30 minutes, isn't it?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
40 minutes.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
That's the most annoying impression I think you've ever done.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
My lord. He's got a sweeper. I mean, if I may segue this to Miami's pro day earlier this week. I was thinking similarly to you. Just give me a second. Similarly to you, there's athletic feats that sometimes you're watching and you're like, is this bad? This looks like it's still good.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
This specific 40-yard dash by Cam McCormick, who is famously the nine-year player who had a bunch of injuries and now he went to Miami. He was a tight end. He's been with Mario Cristobal forever. He runs his 40. This was the video that was put out of his 40. That's a jog.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Listen to the end of this video, please.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
The person filming was like, wait a second.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Again, a guy who's had like five season-ending injuries. He's like Jeremy's age. He's competing against like 21-year-olds. But I thought, like, this is a prime example of... Keep your thoughts to yourself because there's 15 people filming in front of you. And I don't know who this person was, but I'm with Tony. This has to be a Miami person at the end of this video.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. Like, you're not tailoring it to a particular name. You know, all that jazz. You know, you don't got to do that. Oh, that would be a great call.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
Whoa. Smoothies are for everyone, Dan. You already accused me of segregation yesterday.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Juju, I don't know how closely you follow NASCAR or how familiar you were with Ryan Blaney. I'm sure much of our audience is NASCAR agnostic. How'd you like that interview?
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What is the worst part of the life? So bad.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Uh, me, perhaps. Yeah, I guess. It depends on the friend.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm in the minority there.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, because driving to Miami, my expectation is you're never going to turn on your turn signal. You're messing with me. If you have it on and I'm making room for you, now I'm stuck in the in-between here. I'm overthinking this one.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Jeremy, what do you think about that number?
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
This is our audience. I'm worried about the 30%. What is wrong? We communicate for a living. We're doing something wrong. Three out of ten people don't know what highlight is. Never heard of it. Messaging is bad on this show.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Thanks, Andrew. Good stuff. Andrew, the Iceman. The Iceman says.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
Well, he was questioning whether or not he liked it, I think is really what's going on. Well, they were on X. They were on several things.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
I'm saying finally, Dan. We've got 47 games in the next two days. We've talked zero. Zilch. I thought you wanted mine. I got one, too.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
No, no, no, no. Don't do that to it. Don't diminish what we're doing here, okay? The NCAA tournament, everybody on the planet will be watching this. Maybe not everybody, but a lot of people on the planet will be watching this, Chris. I'm building out a DK lineup. I'm watching this one.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
So, Dan, what we're going to be doing is the top five guys you need to be watching during this NCAA tournament, right?
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Yes, completely different from what you said. I don't know what you said, but I didn't like it.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
The gamblers will be watching. That's what's most important. The gamblers will be watching and taking note of, again, these top fives.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
OLI, Tony. By the way, putting this out there, Tony Brackets may be live from Vegas for the first day of the tourney next year. Sure. All right, cool, perfect. All right, Dan, top five guys you need to be watching in the tournament. And again, it's a list of all guards because guards rule March. That's what we do here with Tony Brackets. We're going to start in the OLI.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Two OLIs that you need to be watching. Number one, from the Big Sky, the Grizzlies of Montana, Money Williams. Great name. We want him to be great just based on his name.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
His name is Money Williams, Dan. And he had a 30-burger against Tennessee earlier this season. Had 36 against Portland State to open up March. Montana lost both games. That's not the point.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
I'm going to call him Money.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
All right. Second OLI. This name you may have heard. Jace Richardson from Michigan State. Lefty guard combo, a little undersized, but the son of Jason Richardson. Wow. Good crafty guard. Has a nice little shot. Really came on in the second half of the year. Tom Izzo always has the boys ready in March. Jace Richardson, a name you need to be watching. Is he Columbus guy? No.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Starting to play a lot more now in the back half of the season. Izzo gave him the reins to the Spartys, and they've been playing really well. All right, starting off, number five. I don't think anyone calls him the Spartys. Spartys?
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Number five, Con Canuple.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Is there an apostrophe in there? No. Go ahead, Tony. Con Canupple, the other white guy at Duke, for those of you not following along in the NCAA, he's a freshman, five-star guy who's now starting to come into lottery draft boards as a guy who could be maybe a top-ten pick. Very tough inside, got a good shot, but another white guy at Duke.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
This Duke team is really good, by the way, so watch out for Con Canupple.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Wisconsin guard. Averages almost 20 points a game. Scored 25 points or more in eight games this season. Can light it up. Scored 41 against Arizona. Good little shot. Can create his own Zazzle. I know you like guards that can do that.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
It's super important. You always have been. Number three.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Can you create your own shop? Not anymore. I did an intramural with those Terry Cloth shorts. You should have seen me crossing people over.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Number three, Chaz Lanier. Tennessee guard transferred from North Florida. 18 points a game. SEC Newcomer of the Year. Taking the same path as Dalton Connect last year. Small school. Got up to Tennessee. Coach Rick Barnes and them boys. All of a sudden, Chaz Lanier, the next evolution of that guard that can light it up. Hopefully Tennessee can make a run.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Mike can have the podcast with Coach on Gearhead Podcast.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Number two. Speaking of the Florida Gators, Walter Clayton Jr., An incredible guard. Can get his own shot like Zaslow mentioned.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
He's an incredible shot maker. Has a great three ball. Leading probably one of the best teams in the country. Walter Clayton Jr.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
Number one, Cam Jones from Marquette. Probably the number one bucket getter of the tournament, Koozie Award finalist, left-handed. And you know when you get that left-handed bucket getter, you can get some different angles, finishing at the hoop, getting different angles in the paint.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
He does everything for Marquette, leads him in points, assists, second in rebounds, and a guy who can get hot at the right time and carry a team, kind of like Kemba Walker did back in the day. Cam Jones for Marquette, Shaka Smart and them boys.
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Hour 1: That's What's Best For Business
So you say she's not Hispanic but pretends to be Hispanic?
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
That kid's leg's broken, right? He hit the wall so right there.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
The perspective you're giving the common fan while also saying that, oh, Jimmy's coming to town. We should do it again and just kind of hang out and watch him. It feels like they can't both be the same.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
Is he coming over your house? Like, what's the deal?
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
NHL playoffs? We had an incredible game last night at the Kaseya Center. Another feather in my cap for the Cade Cunningham bandwagon. It was an incredible night.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
Just caught me sipping on a beverage.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
Zaz, the other thing is, Tyler and Bam both had a good game last night. Like, Bam's kind of been, like, turning a little bit of a corner.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
He still had 30, right? So it's like we don't see that from Bam typically. We see him with the 16, 11, and 7 game where you're like, ah, he left so much on the table. But last night, again, they just completely collapsed in the fourth quarter.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
But again, the Cade Cunningham shot. You get at the top of the key. He runs over. Bam covering him on the inbounds, by the way. He shoves Bam. with a chicken wing, okay? Pushes, I don't know, Haywood Highsmith out of the way, gets the ball, gets to the top of key, gets his shot off. Bank shot, he didn't call it again, but still.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
Oh, we were so close to Kobe. How about the third down where that guy from Georgia Tech wearing number 49 or whatever ran for like 27 yards and you're like, no!
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
leg kick yeah it depends on where you hit with the with the foot right spinning heel kick is what we saw the other day where bobby king green got knocked out by mauricio rufi which was an incredible like temple hit his heel like it was over um so yeah spinning leg kick but dan joe
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
He said both of those things right after he put himself into the Marlins Hall of Fame.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
I'm waiting for something funny to come out of his mouth.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
In David's defense, Darren did walk in and he said, hey, I'm Darren Revell. I mean, David wouldn't have to say that around here. And Stu Gott said, I know who you are. Right, yes. Well, I did say that. But I do.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
I would much rather negotiate with you, Darren. I got to be honest.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
There is no David Sampson, if not for Darren Rappel.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
That's the final stage. So right now, Samson is winning slightly, I think. He is? But we still have the memorabilia stage.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
But what is the thing that you have that you are proudest of, David?
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
It's not a pill box. What is that? Well, look at it. He's handing it to you.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
Read the name on it. It's a pill bottle that he's been handed. It's a bottle.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
Of course he can.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
Yes.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
I'm going to do that. I entertain you so much with my books. You pay me more.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
What do you think of that?
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
I don't associate that, though. I don't think food when I think Canada. I think hockey.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
There's one thing, you know, it's one thing to know it, Dan. It's another thing, and it's totally separate to actually see it. People don't want to be seen smoking pot. They don't care if you know it. They just don't want you to see them do it.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
If somebody earned it, it's Mad Dog. Do whatever you want.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Burpen ein Baby aus dem Arsch klingt wie ein Problem.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Never heard you burp. No, no, never happened.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
I made the imaging. I took a gold horn that the New York Islanders had in 1996 and then I spliced it together with Papi.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
It's presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
And there you have the imaging for the heart that broke out.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Das ist der Dan-Levatar-Show mit Stugatz, präsentiert von Venmo.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Just give me taste. I really just, I won't say no. So nothing, you will find no texture off. Put it in a funnel and I'll just devour it.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
I'm just saying. You know what I mean, Dan?
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
To Dirk? Yes. Dirk is a childhood idol of mine. I wore 41 as a kid because of Dirk. I was a bigger kid. That evaded answering the question. I'm talking to Childhood Hero really quick, though. I was a bigger kid that had a jumper, and I always looked at Dirk and be like, if I can hit a one-legged fadeaway in the JCC at five years old, I was the guy. I didn't hear an answer to the question.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
What was the question?
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
Do I get ball first or no? See, this is absurd.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
The one-legged fadeaway. And there it is.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
We're going to test the lateral quickness for sure, give you maybe an up and under, see if you can get around.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
It was a great joke.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
He could have spit in your mouth after that. Did he whisper in your ear? Oh, come on.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
I couldn't hear him.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Imagine if you did die and that's your last act. That's what I was, you know? Imagine.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
He died doing what he loved. Succumbing. What he really loved.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Necessary, because if you just said I had a friend named Andrew, how is he playing Jay Williams? What kind of network does this guy have?
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Tony with his neck bent backwards falling from the sky.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Don Libetard. That's not my favorite rejoin. Context needs to be applied. I thought the context was applied. We'd like to rip that out of context. I was going for a thing. And I have a family.
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Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
I don't love Matthew Kachuk more than my daughter. Stugatz. Now it's pretty damn close.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
I'm just talking to the boys. Yeah, he's talking to the guys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Yeah, in a world where women exist. The other part of next is too close. Like, not the lady part.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
So having read his book, Going to Cal, I read it with my ears. And so going to Cal, he was brought up very Christian. He had an interesting upbringing, and going to Cal really broadened his horizons in that, oh, these other deities, they're good people too. And he started questioning his identity with religion, and that led him to questioning pretty much everything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
And as the years went on, as he dated Olivia Munn around that time frame, he really changed his personality. And it's kind of like a line of demarcation where, yeah, he was able to conceal it publicly for some time. We had him on the show. He would allude to things, never go full bore into them. And then the pandemic hit, and it just all unraveled publicly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Like the Baron. What I liked about that clip is I felt like he was letting me inside. That's why he whispered. That's why he whispered.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
You know he's a performer, right? He's running bit there. He is a performer. He's a character. That's like being like, wow, Tom Cruise, did you really have to flex while checking your watch during that awesome volleyball scene in Top Gun?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
No, no, no. This, I actually respect this man. I'm afraid of him. It's just triggering for me. Paul Pierce sucks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Hey, folks, it's Mike Ryan. The holiday season is upon us. Christmas is coming next week. So what are you doing for it? I imagine you're going to have some family over. How do you entertain the family? How do you keep everybody happy? Well, I know one easy way. Make your holiday time Miller time. Bring out a nice silver platter of that beautiful white can. Or bottle whatever your preference.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Heck, do it on draft. As long as it's got that beautiful amber color and was Triple Hops brewed, you know it's going to be a hit. Why? Because Miller Lite has tastes you know you can depend on. No games, no gimmicks, just great beer for people who like beer. Take a sip, look around, see your family, and know you immediately made the best decision possible. Because Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
It hits different than other light beers. Simple ingredients. like malted barley for rich, balanced toffee note flavors in the iconic golden color. The original light beer since 1975, and still the best one. Making memories at year-end gatherings? Tastes like Miller time!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Go to MillerLight.com to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
I'm pretty sure I recognize one of the toys that Rose has there from yesterday's riff-rapping. A bit. That is actually the present that Greg Cody tried to wrap.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
That pays for it. One more toy and you skydive. One more toy and you skydive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Yeah, well, you know what? I kind of want to see it. Tell you what, I'll buy the toy. You're skydiving.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Tony did it once.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Come on here, dude. Just like whisper in his ear. Like pretend you're whispering in his ear.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Aaron Rodgers Enigma And Tony's Nestling
Meech, look at me go, Meech. He pulled your hair from the back, dog. That's when I had longer hair. He grabbed you by the forehead.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Are The Titans Soft? Feat. John Amaechi
And don't forget Juan. Juan McGill, Lon McGill.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Are The Titans Soft? Feat. John Amaechi
Double minor.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Are The Titans Soft? Feat. John Amaechi
Double minor.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
They realized they were the best defense ever.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
I saw a good stat. I believe it was something like this. There are four single-digit quarters in the NBA this season, and the Heat have three of them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
Why couldn't that have been a pee-pee?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
Have you ever peed yourself at work, Billy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
What's our second leg? Get the thunder.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
And all of this is going to be available Saturday, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
And today we decided, because again, this I hope you're aware of, you're gonna be hosting an event for the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, the Sunset Feast. And I'll give you a little bit more information on that now. Hopefully this isn't the first that you are hearing of this. But we decided to invite some chefs over because I know that you fancy yourself
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
We have to tank this one for Jose, right? We can't have him win. We have to have it come down to the last one. So no matter how good this tastes, you have to say it tastes bad. That's right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Tony, you're friends with him, but I think if you throw it up afterwards.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Let's do this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Vomit the food in his face.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
When he gets in here, let's just say it wasn't anything. Okay, good. Okay, good. I think this is going to work.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's headed your way. Don't worry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Exactly right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
And then here there's some tuna.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
talk show host on the television, a Carson of sorts. So I said, you know, what is this show missing? We're missing a cooking segment. So we decided we're going to bring in some chefs. We're going to bring in Chef Jose Mendin, a five-time James Beard Award semifinalist and co-founder of the Pub Belly Restaurant Group. Oh, that's good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I sense some soy. Can you have soy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Oh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Gluten-free soy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Well, you make the assessment. We're just telling you how it is. I'm not going to sway you one way or another.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
world-renowned chef Janine Booth, originally from Australia, now living in Miami, with her fellow chef husband running several restaurants, including the Stiltsville Fish Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's being taken from me. Can I leave this here?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
What's a rock and rib roll?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Come on, Janine. And you call yourself a chef.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Rockin' Rib Roll.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Okay, so this is made with sesame seeds. I don't know if you guys know this. Sesame seeds can come light or dark. It's not that they're burnt. And these were some of the dark seeds. Wait, he's not supposed to eat it in one bite like that, is he, Janine?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Not American lamb, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I think, Janine, based on what we know about your history, this is Australian lamb. Grass-fed?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
There's mango here. Mango chutney.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Well, different. Different events.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Thank you, Janine. Janine, I'm voting for you to win.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Incredible plate also, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I mean, this looks like a prank, if I'm going to be honest with you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
See, mine doesn't look the same. Ooh, is that shaved truffle?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Danny, get out of here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
These look like little mashed potato balls. Yum.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I've never been. I think I'm going to go this year. Check it out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Buttery. But not too buttery. Soft. But not too soft.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Hard enough.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Dan, you definitely can't eat this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Just right. Oh, yeah. Dan, you're going to like this. Creamy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
This is creamy. Whew. Billy said he was going to. A little too creamy, Jose, if you ask me. There we go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's gnocchi.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Jose, is it annoying when someone comes to your restaurant and they order and they're like, but no gluten, no this, no that, and you have to make 30 different dishes for everyone at the table?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Name names. Who do you hate the most?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I think you're hell-bent on chaos here. No, no falsehoods. Okay, so here's the thing. Both of these chefs are going to be serving their delicious food throughout the festival, and Dan, you, as you mentioned, you're going to be hosting a Sunset Feast event with Belkies Nere. Who's more famous, Dan or Belkies? Belkies, for sure. We're not, you know...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
We have toast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Against my people. I hated my people's accent, but I was delighted by hers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
SGA versus Jokic. Do you want me to come back in there? What do you want me to say? Someone that knows Dan yesterday. They were in a car accident together. Whoa. You okay? What's that story?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It wasn't Kip. I met someone that was in a car accident with you in a taxi in California when you were going to Cal Stadium, I was told. The taxi hit something or someone and kept going, and you and this person were... said, you gotta go back. You can't just leave the scene of this accident. This was years and years and years ago. Person now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
as this person says, and I hope that you don't say that this person is a liar, because they are a judge, who was the judge at my jury duty yesterday. And the judge also, apparently... Was it Judge Alex?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's not a competition, but Belkies does win that competition.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, I did. What? No one has it more. I have to keep calling through the end of next week in case I have to go back another day. Yeah, it's a whole thing. And the judge said, well, you know, what do you do? And you tell all the stories of this is what I do, that's what I do, this is where I work. And the judge was kind of making connections with everyone.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
And I'm like, well, you know, I work in the media. I do sports. And I'm like, who do you work with? I'm like, Dan Lepp. He's like, I know Dan. And I had a feeling. I had a feeling he knew because beforehand he told us that he was the Spanish play-by-play voice of the Miami Hurricanes. Oh, wow. Who is also a judge now. Wow. Lots of things going on. You know who it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
We don't have to embarrass you here. You don't know who it is. You guys are good friends. Old pals go way back. Anyways, I know about the taxi accident. I'll head out now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I mean, a hit and run and a taxi driver.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Belkies has top billing there. It's not a personal thing, Dan. It's just a matter of fact.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Check out Cal Stadium. You and him used to go to the stadiums beforehand to just get the sense, the essence of the stadium before he was telling us all. You remember that. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Not after Tony's food.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Wait a minute. She's got nachos there. She's got something that makes her go first there. What does she have there? She's an expertise.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's a nice linguine. Guys, here's the thing. This event is going to be February 22nd on Saturday evening.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Specifically Miami. Well, hold on. No, play-by-play person. I don't know anyone who's said anything about boosters. And let's remember, I have to continue to call for the next two weeks to see if I have to go back. So it's very possible that I end up in this person's courtroom again. So let's be on our best behavior, please.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Or into prison. Like, let's calm down, everyone. This is a serious case.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, like if he was the judge, you'd call him. He was like, hey, buddy, if I see you in court, we don't know each other.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I'm pretty sure he was just a lawyer at that time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, can I give you a piece of advice? If someone says, just always pretend you remember them, no matter what. They don't know the difference. They're like, oh, yeah, judge. Good to see you. Yeah, great scene. I miss you. What are you up to? Oh, and then you just repeat something they've already told you. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I heard that you were doing play-by-play in Spanish. Is that true?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
You're still doing that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It is a pasta, but you would understand why.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
How are you getting called for jury duty?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I pissed someone off somewhere in the government. It has to be because I've been summoned four times in a year. And every time they tell me, no, it's a different branch. So you still have to come.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I did civil. I did criminal. I did federal. And then I had also another criminal. And then they finally told me, like, you don't have to go to this one because you actually served on a jury. It's supposed to be a year. They're like, you served under jury 53 weeks ago. We'll let this one slide.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
You would think looking at us and my bloated face that I was the expert, but no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
He does look good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
You don't know what's going on underneath there. Winnie the Pooh? You ever see a picture and say, I wish the ocean won?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Bite with Belkies, Dan. Okay, so the point is, Dan, you ask why Tony's there. It's because we're going to be doing some tasting here of some of the dishes that they have made for us. Unfortunately, as you know, it's one of your burdens in life. is that you have a number of allergies.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
So we don't want you to have some sort of situation where you break out, where there's too much of this or that in there, and then your blood, something happens, and I don't know, you get sick, you get swollen, whatever it is you throw up. So Tony and I have decided the safest play is for Tony and I to both be in there, and I'll be here too because I have to kind of turn the levels up and down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Safe for whom? The safest for you, for you. Safe for you to make sure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Physical health. We want to taste the food, and we're going to describe to you what we're tasting, and then you can choose which one of the dishes you think tastes best based on how we're describing it. So it's the same dish, but we're getting two different descriptions. Exactly right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah. Wait, so it's not... And then they'll come in and they'll tell us what it is that we're eating. But we're going to, you know, with our sophisticated palates, I feel like it's going to be fairly obvious once they get in there what it is that they... But I'm not going to be able to eat any of this? Well, maybe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Depending on how we describe it to you, maybe you'll determine that this is safe for me to eat or not eat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
...tree nut-free... All right, well... They're professional chefs, so the food doesn't taste like shit, so you probably can't taste it, but...
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I think first we're going to have Chef Janine Booth is going to be taking the dish.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
All right, we're going to be tasting this. Chef, are these both the same thing or are these different?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's not soft. It's crispy. I don't know if we should just grab it. There's a crispy kind of wrapping here. I'm going to take a bite. Then there's what look to be some burnt sesame seeds from like a Burger King type meal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
No, this is healthy for sure. Depends how you make it. A little gluten-y maybe in here. I sense some gluten. My mouth is watering.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
A note. A slight note.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's kind of chicken-y tasting, you know?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Dan? This episode of the Dan Levitar Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Are you excited?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
We're all going to have a mess on our hands. Yeah, not me. Finger licking good.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Thank you so much. Dan, what did you think of that? Would that be something you would order?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
What did you think of the taste based on how we described it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I don't think so. Hold on a second. All right, there's some grass on the top, which you should be fine with, and then a piece of cheese. It would appear dairy of some sort, so you can't have the dairy. Okay, let me update. Our food has arrived over here. Some oils there, some essential oils.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Did he eat it in one bite? No, it's just he ate it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
He doesn't have any napkins. No koof. Look, this is supposed to be fancy food. These are gourmets here.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Throws them in her gullet. That's accurate. And she's the one who eats most. This is disgusting what you just did, Jeremy.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It's gluttonous. You did that to yourself.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
It has a pizza taste to it. Pizza? Yeah, there's cilantro in here.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Good try, though, Tom.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Oh, I knew there was tiger in here.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Chef, how do you milk a tiger?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Chris Cody just got into caviar.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, exactly. So who do you think won? Round one, Janine or Jose? Based on the description?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Well, Dan, I don't know if you're aware of this. Hopefully you are because it involves you. The 24th annual South Beach Wine and Food Festival presented by Capital One. Returns to Miami, February 20th through the 23rd. Tickets are on sale now at sobewff.org. So, sobewff.org.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
She's good with the wraps.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
So now, for those of you who are listening, there are little slices of lemon. Should I sprinkle the lemon or the lime on it?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Just like the chef intended.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
A little couturement on top.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
The mini Tabasco's a nice touch. There appear to be peppers on this, which I don't have a great relationship with.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I sense some malanga here.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Yeah, there's some malanga. There is some malanga in there. That's no Cuban in there. I sense malanga.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
It is, yeah. A little wordy.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
I love the wordiness. Everything is an acronym. I-D-A-G. There's too many letters. Still wordy.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Why does it have to be one or the other? I feel like we're being put in a spot where it's like, well, if he choked, he's going to be a choker forever. He didn't have a good game. He choked in this game. But I don't think anyone's questioning his greatness.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
They were in wildcard games. But he's also won three. Who cares? And he's probably going to win again at some point.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
And now it's happened to Michael Jordan. This is perfect, though, right? Because LeBron, his career coming to an end. He's 40. He's about to be done. So we're not having the act. Active LeBron chasing Jordan conversation. That's done and dusted. We need another active player chasing a ghost. Perfect insert. Pat Mahomes, who's now lost a Super Bowl and his chase against Brady.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
I mean, this could not be better for sports media.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Isn't he saying that they all had sort of a weak moment, weak game? The coaching staff, every player on the team, and Patrick Mahomes? That everybody came out and performed poorly? Because when that's the case, and it's the full team, and you're being pressured with four... you're probably not going to succeed. That doesn't mean you're a choke artist now.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Levitar choked in the big game. Who likes a 14-year-old coach? Football, of all things.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
You as coach is funny, man. Were you in a suit on the sideline? Did you have a clip?
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
How did this work?
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
I've got short shorts, tube socks, tucked in polo.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Respect the game, man.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
Bike the brand, not the activity. They're like cut-off baseball pants.
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The Big Suey: I Disagree With Your Analysis of My Analysis (feat. Nick Wright)
You weren't eager to get your hand in the dirt? I mean, at 14, most kids are trying to play this sport.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I'm supporting Billy. He's my EP. He's the captain of the ship today. He's the one that's driving from point A to point B. Again, talking about Smirnoff, talking about DraftKings, talking about all the sponsors, all the great sponsors that promote on this show. That's what we do. My captain is here.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
When I think of Westminster, I think of Alex Rodriguez, too.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Which just came out of nowhere. We're in the commissary. We're in the inn area. All of a sudden, I look down. There's a little dog. I'm like, we usually have the big dog. The big dog's not here. The little dog's here. Now, who's this little dog? Joe Rose?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
We're locked in, and we're excited to do the show today, Dan, even though I talked to Robert, and I was like, hey, look, What happened here, back here? So Billy, you weren't here yesterday. As you don't know, the screw, as you can see, like right here, this screw right here in the microphone. Oh, he knows, Tony. Right, I'm just saying, like, he doesn't know, so I'm going to explain it to him.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
He stopped himself. You committed a crime.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
How could I? Exactly. So all of a sudden, I went to start the show. I grabbed the mic to pull it towards me because it was a little far away. And because he's awfully handsy with the mic all the time. Okay. Some would say that. And then all of a sudden, the whole thing falls apart. And it exploded. And I had to hold it in my hand. And then Robert had to come in. We had to tape it.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Probably a little less. On sale, $50 probably.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
We had to do a bunch of stuff. And did they bill you for that? Didn't bill me. No, I billed the company. You billed the company? Yeah. No, Robert paid me.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I think the tough part is, obviously, the Eagles did a lot of great additions defensively with drafting a lot of guys. Cooper DeGene, they had Quinnion Mitchell, two incredible guys in their secondary. They were missing N'Kobe Dean, too, who was out. Zach Bond was an incredible pickup for them. Their defensive line is great. Fangs was able to do stuff.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
During the watch line that we had, Buffalo versus Kansas City, Mina said, hey, 5-12? Right. Like we're looking at a team that if things go the opposite way, this is a laughingstock of a team that doesn't make the playoffs.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
You worry about a lot of things. One thing you do not have to worry about is an asteroid hitting the world, okay? You don't have to worry about that. When we talk about asteroids and we talk about space, okay? They're like, oh, there was a near miss of an asteroid. It was 998 million miles away. It just missed us. We can't believe it.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
So it's like there's a 2% chance that a football field-sized asteroid is going to hit us, but it's going to miss us by 40 million miles.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
All right, OLI. Lucas, return to Dallas.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
You know, Max Christie not related to Doug Christie. Max Christie having a really good year for Dallas.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Okay, so he was on the Lakers. He got traded as part of the package. Now he's in Dallas. Good young player, by the way. Doug Christie loves sex. OLI number whatever. Kobe's 81-point game.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Not his 81-point game, Mike.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Yeah, I'm talking about the Toronto one from back in the day. Sorry.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
How many did he have in his final game? 81-point game? Oh, no. More on that in a second. Okay.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
kobe's final game wow 60 points final game 2016 it was a where were you moment it was the it was the moment that all right kobe it's finally done come off the achilles tear score 60 they let him lay out and shoot a million times he gets there and then obviously we know what happens as part of his legacy very sad that's a whole another where were you moment i was in thailand by the way when that happened when kobe passed away that's another list of another time
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Kobe's Achilles game where he tears the Achilles, goes back to the free throw line, sinks two free throws down.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Oh, yeah. Three Kobe situations. The OLI. Well, yeah. Two games. Number five.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Another Kobe game, but not for this reason. Okay. 2004 Western Conference semis. The Derek Fisher .4 lefty shot. Oh, yeah. That was a crazy.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Number four. Important distinction. D. Wade's This Is My House game.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
I was watching the game at home.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Number three. NBA Finals, Game 6, the Ray Allen game. I wasn't home there. I was at a Hooters. I was at Keck South. Oh, wow. Classic spot. I went there for many a dude.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
He played playoff games. I was in a Hooters in Daytona Beach because I was coaching a kid's team, and me and all the coaches went out after to catch the game, found it at Hooters, and then we went to Ale House right after that, Dan, so I wasn't home.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Where were you? Where were you, Chris?
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
There's two more, Dan. You want these. Number two. Number two. The game to save the blueprint. 2012 in Boston. Game six. 45 from LeBron with a scowl. Dan, where were you? I was at Bobby's house. Okay. You know where I was? Keg South. That's how it became a loopy spot. I was at my buddy Tommy's house, okay, watching the game at Tommy's house on his couch.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
We were terrified because the blueprint was over. Dan, I listened to you that day. You said the blueprint's over if they lose, and I was very worried.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Maybe, and you guys will remember this more than I will. But after game six, where Ray Allen hits that shot, going back to number three for a second. On the way back from Daytona Beach, I was listening to the show the entire time, and you guys were stoking fear in every Heat fan's heart.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
And I think Chris Cody went to go pick up Bill Simmons and bring him back because he did an hour that day because he was coming to the game game seven.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Another Where Were You situation. All right, number one of the Where Were You games, Malice at the Palace.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Watching my brother-in-law's district playoff game.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
It's more heat stuff, I think.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Still the same gesture. Be careful.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Thank you, Dan. Finally, that's what everybody's watching last night in a where were you moment. This is something that's the next generation of the NBA. Luka is on the Mount Rushmore of this next generation.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
And in 10, 15, 20 years, we're going to look back and be like, damn, I remember when the Mavs traded Luka to the Lakers and then he won four championships, whatever, like whatever that history ends up being. I remember the trade, not last.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
This year. No, this year for sure, but in this game, it will live in infamy. What will you remember more, the trade or the game? I remember him sitting up at the scoreboard looking up at the tribute video with tears in his eyes. But you'll remember that more vividly than the shocking news of the trade. Yes, because I was asleep during the trade. Do you remember when you woke up?
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Yeah, I do remember. But the game, I have more burned in my memory him crying.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
I was in my bed crying. I mean, not crying.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
Enter Miami. Well, this guy doesn't watch Hoops, so we should just eliminate him. I watch that game. You watch it on your third TV in silence.
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Hour 2: Another Big Moment for Dallas
No, I know you are. Thank you.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
To add to that, Amin, to add to that, according to OptiStats, only one NBA player all time has had over the course of his entire career in the same game or not a 40-point game with 10 made threes, a 40-point game with zero turnovers, a 40-point game on 70% shooting, a 40-point game off the bench, and a 40.10 rebound five-assist game. It was Peyton Pritchard who did all of it last night.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What a year Juju's having. Great time to be a Panthers, Eagles, what?
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Can I get a double cheeseburger?
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The portobello mushroom one is crazy. Crazy. It's crazy.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
But you'll get a shake at Shake Shack.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Dan was so wrong about that, by the way, with Tyler Lockett. I have a stat here that someone sent me. From 2019 to 2023, players with at least 400 receptions, 5,000 receiving yards, and 40 receiving touchdowns. Devontae Adams, Stephon Diggs, Tyreek Hill, Travis Kelsey, Cooper Cup, Tyler Lockett.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Assistant to the regional legend.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That's one of the more surprising results I've ever heard on the market.
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
I can't believe we're by 59 already. Yeah. Time flies. It does.
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
We're old. I'm old. Hey, you know what, Stugatz? I was thinking. Yes? Yes. Since football season's winding down, Super Bowl's coming up, Super Bowl 59, we've been celebrating football all year. I have an idea. What? Let's do a toast. Okay, wow. To football. Really? Yeah, me and you. Let's toast football.
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
I told you, I'm a good guesser.
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
No, no, no. I didn't say I found another job. I said I applied for another job. But again, a side gig won't take me away from here too much, but a side gig. And what is that side gig? I'm glad that Mike's here. So I was on LinkedIn the other day, just moseying around. I'm a father now. LinkedIn seems like an important thing for fathers and for older people. I don't know.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I'm there on the computer like, huh, I haven't checked LinkedIn in a while. Let me see what's going on there. Und dann, ich weiß nicht, Dan, ich weiß nicht, ob du schon mal auf LinkedIn gewesen bist. Es ist nicht so, dass ich ein LinkedIn-Kind bin.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Genau. Also, sie haben verschiedene Dinge, die poppen. Oh, diese Person hat das gesagt über den Stockmarkt. Ich sage, ja, wer kümmert sich. Und dann ist es so, oh, Jobs to apply for. Normalerweise schaue ich nicht auf das Tab, weil ich hier glücklich vertreten bin. Aber an diesem Tag... Aber an diesem Tag hat mir etwas aufgefallen. Dan, du warst so glücklich vertreten. Mir hat etwas aufgefallen.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Und ich habe gesagt, dass ich sofort anrufe. Also, auf LinkedIn gibt es natürlich einfache Anrufe, wo man einfach ein paar Knöpfe, boom, boom, boom, und plötzlich anrufe ich für diesen Job. Ich brauche Mike Ryans Hilfe, weil der Job, für den ich anrufe, der Hauptcoach des Miami-Footballprogramms war. Und es ist in, gerade jetzt.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich habe die Anrufe gesendet, also warte ich auf den möglichen Hauptcoach. Of the University of Miami. Assistant to the head coach? No, no, no. Assistant head coach. Miami, Florida? No, no, no. University of Miami, like my hat says, University of Miami Hurricanes, need an assistant head coach. I applied on LinkedIn. So again, my papers are in there.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I don't know if you can talk to whomever you can talk to up in the front office. So many questions. See if we can put my paper at the top of the stack. And then just have an interview. I can kind of give them a couple ideas of what I think offensively.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich habe es definitiv nicht gemacht.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich habe den Kopf gesehen. Ja. Aber Mike, ist das nicht ein echter Job? Das ist ein echter Job. Das ist verrückt. Das ist verrückt.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
It does say employment type full time, but again, that's a full time.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
No, that would be handler. It's a different position. Do not minimize my position, okay? This could be analyst. This analyst?
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich werde meinen Assistenten diese Frage beantworten lassen. Leute, es war toll, euch zu treffen. Andrew, ich bin ein großer Fan deiner Sachen. Hör auf, Vater, ich habe etwas für dich. In diesem Programm, was wir tun, ist, Leadership zu lernen. Was wir tun, ist, Accountability zu lernen.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
There is a lot of distractions, but you know what we do here? It's a family atmosphere. We take care of our guys, we make sure we got eyes on them. We got an incredible staff, led by me of course, that makes sure that everybody's doing what they gotta do to get to the next level.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I got something in the back of the trunk of the car. Deposit it. Ocean Bank, preferably. They're my people. You talk to Armando. Make sure everything's good. He'll get you a card.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Coach, Coach, Coach, I got you. I got you. Andrew, me and you will go to South Beach. I'll show you the town.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
You want a lightning one? Yes. You want a lightning one? That's the plug-in.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
We have incredible, incredible opportunities within the university that we can make something happen.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Andrew, listen to this. You like DJ Khaled, his production work? Nein. Okay, gut.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Bis zum nächsten Mal.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
441 Powerline Road. Second down to nine.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Sie hat neun Wochen, also zwei und ein paar Wechselmonate. Amin und Andrew, beide Väter, tolle Väter. Er war ein toller Vater für mich. Ich habe meinen Jungen 8 Millionen pro Jahr bezahlt.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Neun Monate. Das ist es, was sie mir gesagt haben. Neun Monate, um sich zu vorbereiten. Neun Monate, um zu schlafen. Neun Monate, um Bücher zu lesen. Neun Monate, um den Krankenhaus bereit zu machen. Neun Monate, um meine Meinung richtig zu machen. Und trotzdem... Als der Moment kam, war ich nicht vorbereitet. Nicht mal ein bisschen. Nicht für das Warten. Nicht für das Schreien. Oh yeah. Yeah.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
So powerful. So insanely bloody. That can only be described as the Super Bowl of human existence. Blood's redder than you think. It's like purple.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Except this time, I'm not Jalen Hurts. That was Jenny, she was the MVP. I'm not Nick Sirianni. That was Jenny's mom, who coached her through. I'm not Vic Fangio. That was Dr. Miranda, who gave a masterclass on delivery, by the way. I was literally the oxygen guy. I was giving a little mask to the players on the sidelines, who actually did something. The assistant head coach.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
The assistant head coach. Oh, there it is! In all seriousness, everyone at South Miami Hospital was amazing. Nurses, doctors, all the staff. I may start doing reads for them on our network, by the way. They can send me the invoice, and I'll make sure Middle Art gets their cut. 80-20 my way, of course. My kid. Sie haben auch gesagt, schlafe, wenn das Baby schläft. Guck dir das an.
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Das ist eine Lüge.
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Weil, wenn das Baby schläft, hast du ein Millionen Dinge zu tun, weil deine Frau es nicht kann. Dishs, Laundry, Diaperons, sterilisierende Bottles, als ob du ein CDC-Lab runnt. Oh mein Gott. Sprechen wir über Läden. Let me not do that. Really? Go to the pediatrician for a checkup. I really want it now. What a scam. Wait for 48 minutes. 90 second appointment. The doctor walks in. Checks the pulse.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Looks her up and down. Nods. Says looking good. Then hits you with a $300 bill.
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Ich liebe dich, Dr. D. Ich mache nur eine Sache. Ich respektiere den Hustle. Sprechen wir über den Hustle. Babygear. Lass mich nicht anfangen.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Fahrradseite. Erdbeer. Stroller. Erdbeer. Babywäsche. Was? Erdbeer. Was auch immer Frida ist. Ich weiß nicht, ob hier neue Väter sind. Frida. Das ist die Marke, mit der du alle kleinen Sachen bekommst. Erdbeer. Diapers.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Sehr teuer. Alles, was ich kaufe, kommt in 8000 Teile. Alles, was ich baue, hat drei extra Schrauben. Unbeschreiblich. Ich habe alle Schrauben benutzt. Warum gibt es so viele extra Schrauben? Alles, was sie sagen, dass das Baby lieben wird, isst sie. Und dann... Das Weinen. Das Weinen. Es ist langweilig. Es ist persönlich. Es passiert auch nicht, wenn deine Mutter dich hält.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Manchmal während dieser weinenden Fitts... Ich finde mich täuschenlos. Über leise NFL-Sundays. Driften auf zum Schlafen. An den Geräusch von Ian Eagle und Charles Davis. An den Geräusch von Broncos vs. Raiders.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Erinnerst du dich an die Sundays? Remember sitting on the couch for seven straight hours watching Red Zone? Yeah, those days. They're dead. Now I'm watching a different Red Zone. The one in Elle's diaper.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Bottles. Burp rags. A rotating lineup of onesies. Covered in mysterious stains. Blowouts, baby. Every single day. The same schedule. Feed. Change. Sleep. Cry. Repeat. The crying. Mostly from me. But it's fine. I love it. I'm obsessed with my little mommy. I'm tired. I haven't been to the gym or played basketball in six weeks. I smell like spit up and desisting.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
And yet, I wouldn't trade it for anything. I stare at her tiny face like Dan stares at the last croquette on the box.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Und plötzlich ist nichts mehr wichtig. Ich habe gemerkt, dass das alles um das Vaterland geht. Es ist anstrengend. Es ist wunderschön. Es ist ein totaler Desaster. Und manchmal ist es Hell. Sprechen wir von Hell. Dan, das sind die neuen Vater-Observationen.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Oh, he's using Skipper's glasses. Those are the ones that Skipper uses? I do believe you can use those. Yeah. They're prescriptions, so I can't see.
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Excellent. And by the way, Dan, I'm obviously listening through auditory mediums because I can't see. The show's working perfectly, by the way. Yeah. Just letting you know that because you're watching.
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I'm with them right now. I'm listening. So here's the thing. We have a lot of free agents, a lot of big names moving around. Could we see in the conversation that you were having about J.J. McCarthy, about Sam Darnold, should they sit McCarthy, should they pay Sam Darnold? Don't look. Don't look, though. What if a team signs? I know this is going to be crazy. What if a team in the top three signs?
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signs aaron rogers maybe the giants sign aaron rogers you draft cam ward you allow him to to sit a couple of years try to pick aaron rod the good football part of aaron rogers's brain man you let him kind of coagulate and mingle with him and figure out okay this is how i can be a great nfl quarterback and then you got your guy in a couple years don't don't it
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Couldn't have made it a lot easier than that.
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It's everybody's segment, Dan, by the way. But Hawk said he hated that take, so I was allowing Hawk to not look and give me the take rebuttal.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
I'm in on this. Dan, hold on a second. Dan, have you ever put a fry in a Frosty? Of course. Have you ever put a chicken nugget in a Frosty?
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But Hawk is a legend. We need to go into that.
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I'm talking about 2025. They got retro joints.
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No, no, I'm not.
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It was a simpler time, Dan.
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You didn't have insurance back then. Tony's just longing for the good old days. I'm just saying it was a simpler time. Dan, you're damn right it was a simpler time.
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He can only have the wing itself. He can only have the sauce.
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King eats first, pal. That's a legend. They should name him after Dan. Like a local legend.
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Yeah, he's also a free agent.
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It might actually be Devon Bass.
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No one out pizzas the hut. That's damn good. Look, look. That's damn good, Mike. Did you say look?
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We've been talking a lot of great football, and I've actually recused myself from talking because this whole segment, nobody should have been looking. I don't get why Hawk doesn't get it.
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Hawk doesn't get it. Don't look now, buddy. It's time for Don't Look Now. It's time for a new game. Don't look now.
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Oh, what's this? Oh, that's Mike. Dan, don't look now. But did you know that quietly... Somebody's cord there. Where's my mic? There it is. Dan, did you know quietly... The Kansas City Chiefs traded all-pro guard Joe Tooney to the Bears. It wasn't that quiet. Don't look now. Close your eyes. Do not look now. Don't look now, but...
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The Cowboys also restructured Dak's contract, who obviously we know just made $240 million last year. They're restructuring to add $36 million worth of cap to their budget. Thank you. I like this game. How long is that cord? I don't know. It's wrapped around me like six times.
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Well, no, here's the thing. Usually somebody else gives a take, they're looking, and then I tell them don't look. Because he can't look. That's a problem. I don't know who's going to talk, Dan. That's the thing.
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Local Hour: So... What Ever Happened With That Jimmy Butler Situation?
Everything's going around.
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Local Hour: So... What Ever Happened With That Jimmy Butler Situation?
And they would have been better with Jimmy. And the Knicks... Kind of better now. But Danny. Whatever it is. Danny, you went around about story about people crying and fathers dying and therapy. He did that. He did that to me by bringing up Jimmy Butler again.
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Local Hour: So... What Ever Happened With That Jimmy Butler Situation?
To close the loop, whatever happened to the FBI investigation with Terry Rozier? Did that just go away? Like, what happened to that? Because we can still get that in.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's the point. If you freak out and panic, then your judgment is poor because you're reacting too quickly. You're not thinking. You stay calm. You think, what do I know about this bear? Should I yell, hey, bear? Should I fight it? There's different things that you'd stay calm, think about it, remember your training, and maybe you'll have a better chance of surviving.
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That's why you're not the co-pilot. There's not a lot you can do.
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Roy is dying. He's already pissed that we're potentially spending money on the Olympics when he could be going on a trip to Edmonton right now.
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The catch is that you're the pilot and that's how we're saving money.
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Isn't that just spirit air?
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That you know of.
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Have you ever seen the pilot go into the bathroom in the middle of a flight?
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And there's just no one flying the plane?
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They're just going to end up price gouging the one pilot flights and you're going to end up paying the same amount.
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But Tony's like a marshal where he has to be on every flight.
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This isn't the movie Airplane, Greg. It's not that easy.
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But he's not in costume, right? So is he going to be really that upset? Do we consider being in the tub a costume? That's all Dan cares. He doesn't care about what he's naked in a tub.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
So we're already saying it doesn't count.
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Rubber ducky. Yes.
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It sounds like a Cialis commercial. You're just sitting watching the sunset holding hands in a tub.
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I'm not a fan of the pruning that happens in a bath.
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Yeah. And then your fingers are like wet and like mushy.
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Okay, sitting in the shower is different than a bath, though.
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The benches... He's looking for help.
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Really hot, like hot.
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I don't want to be awake right now.
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But you're going to get to a certain age where you wish you just had the bench installed. Because the portable shower benches for disabled people, they're an eyesore.
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A waterproof herald.
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Mine is Joe Chestnut for some reason.
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Chris, you're a Mondrian. Greg, you're a Matisse.
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That's on the Chicago dog, the celery salt.
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We were just talking about this on Mystery Crate last week because Billy had a couple hot dogs and was in tummy ache city.
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You should have put that in the notes on Uber Eats. Give them the nod.
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I don't think it's spicy at all.
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It just has seasoning.
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Uneven bars, perhaps?
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Let's just have you first walk on a straight line of tape on the ground.
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I thought it was like six inches.
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It's around four inches.
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The idea of the Olympics, Chris, was that we were going to compete against another show, right?
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We can do wetsuits. Wetsuits.
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I think the more important thing for swimming is coordination and not drowning.
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Length is probably secondary to that.
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Hurricane Harbor?
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Those are dangerous. Yeah. People that bring their kids into the wave pool at six o'clock.
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Was this when you hurt your toe?
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I was thinking the other day, I saw a competition where people were making a bed really fast against one another.
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Yeah, and then I was thinking, like, if you did that for the Olympics, or if you did people making, like, building Ikea furniture really quickly, I would be really into that.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Putting a duvet cover on. Yeah. I mean, I'm watching that every time. 10 out of 10 times.
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Oh, my God. People getting tangled up in sheets. That would be funny. That would be great. We should do that as a show.
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Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home
Bothering people in the office. You said you never see anybody bothered. Bothered. I mean, I like Willow. Everyone here likes Willow. No, I like her. I like her. I like her at Jess's house. She's great there, by the way. I've been at Jess's house, and the dog's been great. We've been hanging out and doing things.
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Ed Asner, dream on green.
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Juju. Your brother was at the office last week doing nothing. Again, I didn't approve of that. I don't know what happened there.
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The problem is my brother's like 60 pounds lighter than I am. That's the only difference. Better looking, too.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
They lost their conference tournament.
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If the goal sound is going to be there, we need a double bang in the one spot, I think.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Because in a diverse workplace, someone may have said, hey, this actually looks like a vagina.
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I mean, of course, it's political to celebrate women's inclusions in sports. It's political to have women included in the workforce in this country. We still have very backwards laws that don't really let women and especially mothers continue their careers in this country. Like we don't have a lot of things that other countries have. It's all political, Dan. Yes.
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Well, to be fair, we were cleansing the palate with the cute little oyster glove, and then Dan was like, what about the Heats Women in Sports Day?
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Yeah, I bring the energy, Dano. You know, it's my job to make sure that as the Heat are on a 10-game losing streak that that's not reflected in the broadcast. We're here for people to have a great time, to enjoy each individual game, and if I can put a smile on somebody's face, I'm going to do that with my energy and my smiling face.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Welcome to my world, my friend.
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The reality is to like the emotional baggage of all of this and Andrew Wiggins missing half the game since he showed up. They haven't been able to get into a groove and it's been one bad season. But to act like like Jimmy was maximized by this group and sort of the revisionist history because they didn't make certain transactions or
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
I think that's the weird part of this is Jimmy played the best basketball of his career and the most winning basketball of his career with Spoh as his coach, with Bam as his co-star, and with all of the surrounding pieces that they had. This isn't, this is just what happened.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
And so to look back at it now and act like he brought something to the organization and then took it with him when he left that was never there before.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Right. It was a great partnership. That's why there's so many people around the organization and within the fan base who are so frustrated by the things he said after the last Warriors game, sort of dismissing it as just like a cute little time that he had with some friends when... he still hasn't said anything about the guys that were his co-stars.
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I think most people are frustrated by the fact that he still hasn't said anything about a guy like Bam, who took every single bullet that you could imagine while Jimmy was there as sort of his shield, the way Draymond is for Steph.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
No, I mean, they built a culture around what they did. They maximized the player. They maximized all of the other guys around him. That work ethic never left those guys. And Jimmy was there working that way until they brought in his friend in Kyle Lowry. And then those guys separated themselves from the locker room. People don't work hard on other teams to make rosters.
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That's the part I don't understand about this. I mean, you can look around the entire NBA. There's nobody who has taken as many second round picks in the last decade and turned them into serviceable NBA players. They've gotten contracts elsewhere and with the team. It's silly to put it down as nothing, but also hyping it up as if...
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
It's the only thing that matters and that talent doesn't matter would be short-sighted. I am not saying that they don't need better players on the roster to be able to compete for championships, but it's been about the little things that allow you to be a five seed in the bubble that makes the run to the finals, that allows you to be an eight seed that makes the run to the finals.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
That's where you can hang your hat on it and you can laugh at it. And by the way, if you're nationally listening to this, you probably should because this will be the one opportunity to do so.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Where the hell is Cooper City? What?
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That guy's a pretty good scorer, huh?
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One team's hot, one team's not, Dano.
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That's not a good lead. Be fair.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Richard Petty was eating an apple. What color was that apple?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Dodging the tough question.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm still in on it. He'd look like the uncle in Arrested Development, probably.
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Wir haben nicht darüber gesprochen, aber ESPN und MLB haben sich sehr ruhig entschieden, nach dieser Saison etwas zu teilen. Wegen der Finanzen oder so. Ich habe nicht so viel Gewicht bei diesen Teilen, aber es klingt so, als ob MLB einen Broadcast-Partner benötigt. I feel like Tony is kind of setting a good resume. Maybe me and him knock out the MLB together.
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We get the rights to MLB games here in Meadowlark. Maybe we'll just pick a random day. Like, hey, we can get a Thursday game or whatever. You know what I mean? Then we air like the Thursday games. Just one Thursday game a month or week. Whatever it is, me and Tony tour the country calling MLB games together. He does it play by play. I'll do the color. What do you think?
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uh before we get you out of here coach uh tony's got a game for you how many uh shot for your life one shot for your life picking only from among the 38 years of players rick barnes is coach that's right and i've i've narrowed it down to the guys that he's put in the nba too because sometimes there's people that you haven't heard of that coach would bring back from like 1991 so this is going to be coach nba players that you've coached in college shot for your life so you can only pick one when i give you these sets of players you ready
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The guy. All right. Grant Williams or Avery Bradley? Shot for your life. Grant Williams.
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Wow. Okay. Real hoopers know. First is KD, obviously, Dan. Come on. What are we doing here? All right. This one's going to be tough because neither were known. Well, one's known for a shooting, but one wasn't. Dexter Pittman, Miami Heat legend, or Miles Turner?
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All right. We're going back to the old school, Dan. Greg, you'll remember some of these names. Austin Crozier or Chris Mim?
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Stretch four for his time, right, Coach?
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DJ Augustine or Boobie Gibson?
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Did you call him booby coach or no?
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We got a body on somebody.
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You really lured him out there, Tony. Come on. Real hoopers know that, Dan. You knew what was going to happen.
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Ah, gotcha.
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Are any of the personal effects as good as the one that Greg Cody brought in today? Because I will tell you that last week I thought one of the show highlights was Chris Cody going into the back row and being someone who maniacally squeezed juice until he got orange juice, almost half a glass, heroically.
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today his father has brought in and we famously cut his hair here months ago he didn't like the haircut we got it professionally cut one of tony's friends my barber here my personal barber dan i like the haircut no you didn't yeah it was good you didn't i just didn't like having to borrow 20 bucks to tip the guy you know you didn't like the haircut that much your wife didn't like the haircut that much it's okay it was a good haircut but you didn't like that it was that close yes earlene that's correct didn't like the
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Yes, but Greg Cody has brought in today, and I did not know that this was something that he had in his arsenal, a personal haircut kit. And so are we going to cut his hair with his personal haircut kit to see if his haircut, if he can do this? He's scared. He's a little bit proud of his hair, and he's scared of going home to Orlean with a haircut that looks ridiculous.
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Are we going to try to do this live? Well, we need a volunteer. What do you need?
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Right, but who would you like? Would you like to select whoever it is who's going to do this?
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Would you please support Greg Cody on a Greg Cody Monday? I don't need you saying this being the spot where you decide that you're going to say no.
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Okay, so this is just, all this is, is just, I mean, it's not, I thought it was going to be something other than a, this is just something. What did you think it was going to be? Oh, I don't know.
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I just thought that it's a self-shaving kit. You could do this for yourself. It's supposed to be something that you're doing for yourself.
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I need the payoff. Now somebody's got to do this. We've got to get somebody back there. We can't bring this up as content, have the kid out here, and then just bail on it. Now we've got to do it. The whole kit and caboodle. We're in too deep. I did also want to say to Greg Cody, who does do a lot of good work around here just to get promotion for his podcast.
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The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody has...
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A lot of nostalgia in it. And this week, because they do nothing better than self-involvement, they are reviewing the top 100 guests in show history. I'm stunned to hear that they've had 100 guests. Sure.
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How's that looking in?
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I want to cover the math of what it is that we're talking about here, okay? In the history of the show, he has had 138 guests. So all he's doing here is eliminating 38 of the guests.
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I don't know how many people do sort of the defensive metrics required to understand what Gobert was doing for Carl Anthony Towns in Minnesota. Everything, Dan. Well, but made that the best Minnesota team of my lifetime. Minnesota has fallen back, at least in part, because they can't pair those two guys together anymore, and they had to just get out from under salary.
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Well, batting 100 is bad. 100 out of 138 is not batting 100.
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All the threes are making it. What do you mean it's proprietary information? The podcast is out. No. That's next week's episode. We're previewing the talk.
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Do you know how much better, Roy? Roy, show them how it's done, please. Go into the other room. Don't do it now. Don't do it live. I will not put the pressure on you now. Close the segment. Go into the other room and make a better confirming than that using a voice that is funnier than the one that Ethan's using.
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Somebody else help me with the cutting of Greg Cody's hair. Greg, the top guest in show history, was it tough to come by who was number one?
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Okay, that's a big one.
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That's correct. As with all of the great art made throughout history, there will be much eternal debate about who should have been number one. Confirming. And how high Gary the Bag got up on the list of the guests in the history of the Greg Cody Show. That's a big one. Will he make it? Featuring Greg Cody. Have any of you watched the... With.
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Like, Minnesota, how often do you see that happening? in today's day and age, where a team doesn't feel like it could keep its best team together in basketball because Carl Anthony Towns got traded and all of us were like, we know he's a very nice player and that's exactly the kind of player that New York would want, but also that's a hell of a lot of money and I think he's a number two.
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No, it's not Rosemary. Next week's countdown is 100 guests.
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Yes, that's correct. Just so you know, the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody. It's a great show.
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Have you guys seen the We Beat the Dream Team documentary on Max?
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Let me just tell you some of the good things, because I'm a little bit stunned that in 2025, we still eat up the Michael Jordan mythology, okay? So... The We Beat the Dream Team documentary reveals a handful of things, including Coach K alleging that Chuck Daly purposely threw the scrimmage where the college kids beat the greatest team there's ever been, Magic and Michael.
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Among the revelations in this is that Michael and Magic were on the bench during this game when it happened. But one of the things that was mentioned that continues to improve the mythology of Michael Jordan, even as LeBron James is still putting up 40 points sometimes as a 40-year-old, At breathing.
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He got winded just giving those fractions. It was just 1 8th, 7 8th, 6 8th. He got tired getting to about 4 5th 8th. He just got tired.
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You want me to hold my breath for the rest of the show? I don't. But when I'm talking about Michael Jordan and suffocating somebody, Alan Houston talked about the next day after they beat Michael Jordan. Jamal Mashburn tells this story. He says Michael Jordan comes out and says he's not going to get his hands over his shoulders today for a shot.
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Alan Houston is going to come out here and he's not going to get his hands over his shoulders. And Jamal Mashburn is looking at us at the camera. He's like, this is the day I questioned whether I could be a pro. Alan Houston never got his hands over his shoulders in the next practice I was watching.
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And so they continue to create the mythology around Michael Jordan, even while telling you a bunch of college kids beat him.
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Spoiler alert.
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Well, you recommended something. I will tell you something I have not done before that arrived the other day at 56 years old. It's not a life or a feeling that I've had in my life. It's Saturday morning at 7 a.m. My dark princess of a wife decides Nosferatu is what she wants to watch. An artistic masterpiece, like just beautifully romantic and haunting and totally creepy. Did you like it?
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Yes, I did. Well, yeah, I liked it. But I would say I like it just because you're being transported to a different, like just a weird time with how it is that they're doing all darkness.
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The romance of it, though, and I don't think... Greg Cody, when's the last time you saw a movie of any kind? It's just aggressive. 7 a.m. on a Saturday is aggressive to welcome that kind of cold into your life.
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Have you read anything, though, about it's a SARS guard that does the role of Orlok, and you would never know it from watching?
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Yeah, but the voice work on that and the length that he went to to personify evil with his voice was like, was an actor as an artist really trying to get something right in the name of like, what I think most people would just dismiss as a vampire movie.
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No facial hair. No facial hair.
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You guys think that, I don't think Dracula or vampires is having mustaches. Yeah, I don't either. I don't believe anybody does.
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Have any of you watched horror at 7 o'clock in the morning on a Saturday morning?
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None of you are doing that with children? Greg Cody, I wanted to ask you, because you're our football expert around here, when the Bengals, a notoriously cheap franchise, historically cheap, laughingstock NFL cheap franchise before Joe Burrow,
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that was perfectly happy just making money every season as a mom-and-pop shop that was reputed in NFL circles as not caring about winning the way the other spenders want to spend. They are faced and say they're going to sign Hendrickson, T. Higgins, and Jamar Chase, all of them. Now, that would be signing everybody. Higgins was hurt this year.
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But that would be signing everybody from a team that wasn't good enough to make the playoffs. And that'd be the amount of money that it would take to keep all of those players now that you've had to give Joe Burrow money. The finances of all of that work how? Because...
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While it's very nice to say you will keep all of the players, and you can tag Higgins as well, I don't see how you can have those four players and then have other players when Jamar Chase is going to want $40 million a year, and now you're paying Burrow and Jamar Chase, and now you've got to pay all these other guys.
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Your defense was already bad last year in a way that it didn't matter how good Chase and Burrow were.
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It's unnecessary.
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How is this your comment when I ask you for your football expertise? Al Golden has put on a few LBs since being at Mike Collins.
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Mitchell Robinson, who Mike Ryan calls trash.
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Well, you're sort of obligated to, right? Because once you've gotten to the situation where you have the expectations of being a contender because of who your quarterback is, you have to do the things to keep your quarterback happy.
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My question to you is, as we talk about this, though, given that so many people are salary cap experts now, even though none of us are salary cap experts, even though we're obsessed with all of the money, I'm just asking you this generally. Are there a lot of teams that you know that didn't make the playoffs that you got to pay all four of their guys?
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A team that hasn't made the playoffs when what you got from that team last year was the rarest of things.
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You do remember the last time you thought about that guy.
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the great quarterback play who doesn't make the playoffs the healthy quarterback play that is great and also not great enough to make the playoffs because of how they started when you're being fiscally responsible when you have to win in the margins because even if they're advancing twenty million dollars on the salary cap you have to be better at the salary cap than other teams paying the four guys is what anybody would do
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What hurts is you have to get rid of somebody in order to have the rest of the team because the thing that's broken about the Bengals from where I'm standing is architecturally, if you get that season healthy from Burrow, you cannot fail to make the playoffs.
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You're broken in a way that doesn't portend well for your future when Burrow was having all the great games and you were still losing when he put up 30.
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Don't you just franchise him? He just gets a tag.
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Burroughs is saying the same thing. He's saying there's all sorts of stuff I can do with signing bonuses. There's all sorts of stuff I can do for cap relief.
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Oh, well, let's talk about this for a second. Because I mentioned the other day that Steph Curry hasn't had somebody who goes and gets the dirty stuff free throws that Jimmy Butler does to slow the game down. And he just hasn't had that in his lifetime. And now you have... Draymond Green guaranteeing a championship. And this is early for this one to happen. I don't know. Have you guys seen this?
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Tony has proclaimed, and I don't know who else has done this because this was a season of great expectations. Tony has proclaimed, and I don't know if he's first. the New York Knicks are cooked. Cooked. That you can watch Boston and Cleveland play and know that that team can't beat those two teams.
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Stephen A. Smith has said the Jimmy Butler trade that he dismissed as a nothing trade, he has tweeted, I may have been wrong. Whoa. It's been only five or six games. Only five or six games. And now he threatens to be wrong both times because he's willing to walk back based on the strength of six performances. They're four and one since requirement. And they're blowing people out.
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They're winning. They're winning easily. But it's five or six games. And you're talking about they're getting into the 130s and 140s. And the game looks like it's being made easier for Steph. That's interesting to watch, right? Because when... I don't know if when you were watching the Warriors, if all of us to the eye could tell how or where Klay was slowing.
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I don't know where the prime of careers are anymore because Ovechkin doing this at 39 is wildly confusing to me. Three goals yesterday, he's going to break a record I never thought was broken. He's 39 years old. How is any of that possible?
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I can't understand how all of aging has changed in sports that makes it so that I would think that Jimmy Butler going in there at that age isn't going to have all that much left in the tank, but maybe 35 with all that mileage. Thibodeau mileage, just all the mileage on that body. Maybe there is something there that Golden State has not had as it tries.
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The final furnace of fumes that there are on Draymond Green, on whatever all of that is, that Jimmy Butler can bring something to that team it hasn't had.
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When you're looking at the storylines in that sport and the young people are still vying for what has been LeBron and Steph's throne, you guys saw the stat that since 2020, LeBron is 0 for 21 on game-winning or game-tying shots at the end of the game. Since 2020, 0 for 21 at the end of games.
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Somewhere the oldest player in the league has to age even as he's putting up 40 points and triple doubles and they're still really good. And Luka finally has a game yesterday where you're saying to yourself, okay, that looks like something resembling Luka. But you guys don't think that the Lakers can do anything against OKC, do you?
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When you're looking at OKC putting up a point differential of 13 points a game, nobody's looking at that team and saying, I don't trust them because I haven't seen them do it yet. They're too young, right?
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And it's stark to see because when the Knicks had Mitchell Robinson, they destroyed the Cleveland front court in a way that took me totally off guard. The changes between those two franchises, when the Knicks have indeed elevated to see Cleveland elevate that much more, where you're like, holy shit, Boston's having all sorts of trouble keeping up with Cleveland.
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One of the things that I think that we can agree on is that Steph Curry is going to make the game easier for him, and he will make the game easier for Steph Curry, and I would imagine would enjoy the lightened load of being the second best player on a team. Because he doesn't have to be used the same way. It's not quite as exhausting.
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And so I don't want to underestimate that he's playing with the greatest shooter any of us have ever seen who's distorted all of the basketball. And one of the reasons that they look so good is because, holy shit, Steph looks so good playing with that guy because of how you pair those two things together.
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where jimmy we all know he's a savant he's not lebron in terms of wherever brilliance is but clearly he knows something about how to play basketball that is helpful to a lot of different people if they can withstand the furnace that his temper is i i think the the big difference is that jimmy butler accepts with understanding that he's the second best player on his new team and he never could in miami in miami he's like i'm the alpha dog
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I want to ask you guys, though, because all of the star power in this sport is going to change. You've got, over the weekend, two injuries that are pretty substantive. The Philadelphia thing... Seems to be something that is going to lose Daryl Morey the ability to get another job. The way that that blew out where Joel Embiid is now, you know, he's owed over the next four seasons $250 million.
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And it would appear that all of the pressures involved in getting him back out there are something that derailed his progress yet again. So the process has sort of ravaged this guy. And then you've got Wembanyama out for the season as well because of blood clots and the size of these human beings and what they're being asked to do around and during load management.
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There are things involved here with what the wear and tear on the body is. that make it so that we're like, where's Kawhi Leonard? I don't know where Kawhi Leonard is.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
Oh, the whole mystery doctor thing that made him change teams all over the place because it is kind of, we're in agreement now that the science has made it so whether you agree with load management or not, we now all understand that the athletes and their training staffs are all telling you these bodies need more conditioning than we're being allowed to have.
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I don't know if it's just because Mobley's usage rate is something that they're working around more, but the New York Knicks have a better team than they've had. This team is better than the last two Brunson-led teams. Like, I'd rather have Carl Anthony Towns and Bridges in this kind of offense, but they're not as good as the top of their conference. That part's obvious.
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I just need to understand more details. Is Woj selling some of his personal memorabilia in order to raise money as part of fundraising for his new venture as general manager of the Bonneys? Yeah, you got it.
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Ooh. Can we find out what some of the prices are on some of these things?
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What's dinner with Woj going for?
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
How do you verify what the phone is, though? Is there a text on there saying, like, Paul George, is it done? It's a dangerous game.
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Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning
It's not just that they have some problems at home. Those two teams, Cleveland and Boston, look better than them.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Mustaches are good, though.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Go watch the Alex Solana broadcast. Those are so much better. Just take some notes from Alex and then just redo it on your end. Because he comes prepared. He comes ready to go. He's got his hands going. And Billy, you've got to bring in a Picasso. After the media stuff is done, what are you going to do? The Picasso note is a good one. What is that? Solana? Yeah, what is this exactly?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
What's happening? I just saw his broadcast very professionally. Really, you watched the entire broadcast? He came in a suit? You didn't show up in a suit?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Greg, I'm absolutely 100% in agreement with you. And all respect to Gary Furman, that's his name? I just learned about Gary Furman today. I had no idea who Gary Furman was, obviously, but I come from a different generation of Miami Herald writers. I have a specific way that I know who a Miami Herald legend is. Dan, you're a Miami Herald legend, clearly, obviously. Greg Cody, you also.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
The way that I know. But if Furman was here, what would you say to him? I'd give him the same thing, right? I'd tell him exactly what I'm going to tell you guys. When I go to Flanagan's and I go to take a leak in the urinal. My dad. If your face stares back at my hog. Furman's name has been there, but not his face.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I've got a good one that plays a lot of different categories. Frank Gore. That's a good one. Yes. Played high school, played college.
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Lamar Jackson. Lamar Jackson? Yeah. Two-time MVP.
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Local Hour: In The Information Game
Ladies and gentlemen, that is the legendary expertise of Greg Cody. Gotta pick up my boy. Don, what's his name?
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Local Hour: In The Information Game
God rest his soul. Yeah. R.I.P. You thought better of doing what you were... Grant Wall was... You're just talking about the Herald. I'm talking about at the Herald. Yeah. It's very clear. Keep up, Dan.
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Local Hour: In The Information Game
It's so stupid. Who got it first? I knew it first. Oh, it's crazy.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
What? I agree. That's the take. No.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
It was a bar in the second quarter where he's just like, I've been down more than this. When they were down 17-0.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
There was only like one or two mistakes.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Anyone find it weird when the referee started the coin toss with, hi, I'm Ron Torbert? I was just like, do they always announce their names?
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
We're good. This is not about you, Ron.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Have you ever had a malort fart? What the hell is Harry Connick Jr. doing at the opening ceremony? You know he's famously from New Orleans. That's all it takes to be walking in the Super Bowl to us?
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
I guarantee you Harry Connick Jr. was like, I'd like to go to this Super Bowl. And they were like, you know what? You're from New Orleans? Oh, you can lead it. You can be the opening. It's ridiculous. When's the last time he did anything? He's a legend. A legend. Yes. A legend.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
If they put him in some part of the broadcast or show him he's from New Orleans, of course. But it's just like he was the first voice we heard. I was like, welcome to the Super Bowl. And then they panned down. And I'm just like, what?
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Like solo? Just you the whole time?
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
I'm glad you mentioned Master P because he was just shown. There's Master P walking in. Harry Connick Jr. was like leading...
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Represents to her. I think most people don't care about Harry Connick Jr.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
No, I didn't even know about his dad. If I knew he was a nepotism baby, I would have supported him. I'm just learning about his dad. Well, he's not technically a nepo baby because he didn't become a DA yet.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
But foot in the door, honestly, I'm not ripping that he is known for this area But it's just like there has to be more to the qualification than you're from New Orleans Okay, when the Super Bowl was here trick daddy wasn't our like number one person out. They was just like trick daddy's here He's from Miami.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Yes, but it's like he doesn't need to be the first singer at 620 when I'm tuning in My daughter's like who is this? I'm like, it's Harry Connick jr.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
She worked in 2023, but before that it was 2015.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Did anyone catch Kendrick walking up onto the stage right before they went to break to toss it to the commercial? I mean, to the halftime show? You see him behind Jimmy Johnson on their set just casually walking up the stairs. There's no way they wanted that revealed.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Well, no, no, but I told you, I prefaced it by saying it's a side gig. It's not going to take me away from here, but it's something that's very exciting and something that I hope somebody in here can help me with.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
There was context missing in what was played.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
There was context missing in a lot of those things.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Can I tell you what it is? I didn't say Pepto-Bismol. I said something that could maybe keep things out.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Billy, you're not going to show up to the house with that medicine, though, right? Because your wife already told you to buy the name brand one and you bought the off-brand one.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
say, you don't even know, right? You guys haven't done the investigation yet. You're still starting the investigation.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
For you to come out and say there was no foul play? Fishy, I don't like that.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
No, it was two dogs.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I'm surprised that the dog didn't start eating things that they weren't supposed to be eating because, you know, that happens, Dan. Elderly people pass away. They have a dog. All of a sudden, the dog's hungry. It's not getting fed. They take a couple bites. Things like that happen all the time.
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Because Ohtani's not getting hit every single time he touches the field. He's never getting hit, actually.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Did the president always have the ability to pardon Pete Rose? They just never thought of it?
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shutting off one part of his game or turning down an idea for him so i kind of just see it as like a political angle right now there's a lot of talk but he actually does it right like he was an excellent corner he was probably one of the best wide receivers in the country outside of jeremiah smith like he's a guy that can go on the field and make either of those happen i don't know if this is a report if i saw something where he's going to play a little bit more corner than he is wide receiver i think it's dependent on the team that he goes to but he's already done it
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Don't worry about his ticker. His ticker is doing just fine, clearly. Clearly, it's doing fine. But if they go to a 0-2 start, 0-3 start to start the season, there's a lot of deflation there that could happen. Deflation.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
We've got a penalty. Five minutes. Major asshole. Seven minutes? Wow.
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We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing. Therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.
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Whether you're facing a big life transition, feeling overwhelmed, or just want to grow, therapy can help. That's where BetterHelp comes in. With over 30,000 credentialed therapists, you can find somebody who truly understands you. It's fully online, making therapy accessible, affordable, and convenient. No waiting rooms, no long commutes, just the support you need.
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I did not accuse anybody of doing anything. I said that you came in today with a CVS bag of a medicine. I didn't know what it was, whether to keep things in or keep things out. I didn't know.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
How about you open what you need to open instead of telling us about the openness that you want to open?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I saw him with some medicine this morning. He came with a CVS bag. He had some medicine in there. I couldn't exactly read what the medicine was. Maybe it's something to stop or something to go. We don't know.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Well, two became one, though, Billy, so technically she's with you.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I'm telling you what I saw, Jack.
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Local Hour: The Moment of Silence for MJ's Drive
Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice.
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Local Hour: The Moment of Silence for MJ's Drive
This is like, oh, I like college sports. That's the college basketball purist voice who's like, it's better than the NBA because they try hard. They try hard every game.
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Local Hour: The Moment of Silence for MJ's Drive
I've been here this whole time. I've been saying wild shit the whole time. Why didn't you acknowledge me? Why didn't you run up on me?
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Local Hour: The Moment of Silence for MJ's Drive
I've heard it before, but I'm not quite sure what the Ark of the Covenant is.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
No, I've got a bit of an issue, Mike, and I think I need the boys to help me out.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
It's called having a newborn. That's what it is. Well, no, but I'm very usual. I'm very regular with my haircut, right? Like every week, week and a half, I get my fade with a two up top and I cruise. My issue is that my barber's out of commission for the next couple weeks until essentially another like 13 days. You got to cheat on your barber. So I got to cheat on my barber, but I don't want to.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Zaz, I know obviously it's been a while since you've cheated on a barber, but... More importantly, what do you think about cheating on a barber where I've been going to this guy for 13 years, 14 years? Well, how often do you go?
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I trust them. They're professionals.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
No. That's a good point. We're probably doing a place that we wouldn't hear about it. Maybe somewhere across the world it's happening, but you're back in wherever.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Could be in America or Portugal. Who knows? But the issue is I'm already grandfathered in with a price from... 15 years ago.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
You shamed me for being loyal to a guy for 15 years?
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
That's what I'm saying. We talked about it.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I know. We talked about it, too. He's like, hey, in March, I'm going to be out. I'm doing this and that. And I was like, okay, cool. All right. I'll worry about it in March. But now it's March, and now I'm worried about it.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Every 10 days. You won't go Ubaldo.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
I'm in relationship with my barber. I'm almost like an affiliate marketer for my barber. It's different with me. I have a different setup, right? I have so many people that I've recommended to go to him and that they pay a different price.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
He owns the barber shop, Five Star Cuts down in the Crossings.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
That's the thing, but you can't always get the Tony price. You've got to be there for 15 years. You've got to recommend a certain amount of people.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
See, Wes, that is so messed up, and he's your boy. Again, Chris, you're not understanding the part that me and him – have a long-standing relationship.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
How many times has he been on the show? Once. No. He cut my dad's hair. He cut Mike Ryan's hair. Okay, so that's twice.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Well, that's more of an issue with the fine bumps.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
That's why sometimes you shave baby's heads. All of a sudden, boom, they flow with hair. That's a very Latin thing. It is. Affiliate marketers ask. I take care of my people. They take care of me. And that's how we do it.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
That I haven't really... He's putting you in a bad position here. The issue is, so Mike Fuentes goes to the same barbershop I go to. He goes to the guy across from my guy Luke, JJ. Now, me and JJ are friendly, but I've never cut my hair with JJ. So when I got to text Luke, and he's in a different place, so maybe the time zones are off, so I got to text him, hey, can I go to JJ? Like, am I...
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Yeah, exactly. And be like, oh no, maybe use this guy or that guy or whatever. Or JJ. Right. Or go to JJ. Right. So I want to get my guys, like my doctor is going to give me the opinion and then tell me, hey, go to this specialist. I like this guy a lot. He knows what he's doing. How much do you pay for yours?
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
Mizzou. I mean, dude, Mizzou was the easiest call to fade. You said from two weeks ago, this team stinks. This team sucks. And then you sing the praises of Bennett Sturtz. You tell me how great Bennett Sturtz is, how he's the next coming of, I don't know who, Jimmer Ferdet, Jack Golke, whoever you want to mention. Okay, the secret sauce, by the way.
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The Big Suey: This IS Sports...
And then all of a sudden you go, no, I'm going to go Mizzou. And I'm like, dork, you don't know ball, buddy.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
This sounds like a toasted bracket update. Who did you guys have in your brackets yesterday? Any big losses in your particular brackets?
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
Taylor out here, like, everyone's taking Drake. I'm telling you, Mizzou's the play. SEC, I'm telling you, this year SEC.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
That toasted bracket update is sponsored by Jimmy John's. They're finally here and they're hot. Try the new toasted sandwiches at Jimmy John's. Order one today.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
That's just people trying to make themselves feel better.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
That's all I promise. Well, no, that's anything new. That's the whole thing here.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
If there was a Christian Cody out there, you got to keep it clean, pal, because we're associated with each other. I can't have you out here grooming people.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
I just saw a post, and I didn't read all of it, but I just saw somewhere in there, I'm sticking around. They'll still have local programming and local news.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
Talking sports? Yeah. I'm with it, man.
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
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Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
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Local Hour: The Yankees Beard Policy Reveal
Don Levitard. There is no question, Dan Levitard show included, anybody else, that this guy is the best player on the planet. Whether he wins the Stanley Cup or the Cotsmite this year, there is no question about it. Stugatz. Overrated? Wait, what's going on? Dan Levitard, how you doing? Living in an altered world?
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I see players. This is the whole thing.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
All right, it's that time of month. UFC 311, January, the first card of the year. MMA Hangout is back in a big, big, big way. Cup of Eternity leaves short because we had to preview a monster card with the one and only Conor Burks from the MMA show, from Uncrowned, from the boys in the back, from what else? You do everything, dude.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Insane, dude. It's been a crazy two weeks. She's two weeks old today on Wednesday before the card. A lot of stuff to get to in this fight card. Let's start with the maybe one of the best events this year, right? Like if we're forecasting kind of champions that have already fought and we're forecasting guys and girls that can potentially get matched up later on.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
I don't know if there's maybe a better matchup than Islam Makachev versus Armin Sorokin, right?
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Islam has such respect around the community, right? Around the UFC. It's because he's fought killer after killer after killer after killer. And like outside of the Volkanovski, the first Volkanovski fight were the last like couple of rounds. It was like, oh, wait a second. Like Volks kind of got him, right? He ended up winning that. He goes out, high head kicks him, sends him to the shadow realm.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
It's over. And Volk, obviously, we know kind of the end of the story there. But is he deserved of this much respect or is that he's just been able to stack wins in a way that in this division seems really, really good?
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
which is stacked division in and of its own right. Like, lightweight is incredible. Let's talk about Armin Sorokin for a second. Can you, if you're just getting into the UFC this year or maybe in the last year and some change that you've seen it, you've seen him fight Oliver, you've seen him be like, oh, wait, this guy is actually really good.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Can you put a little bit of a backstory behind Armin Sorokin?
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I mean, I saw the picture of him a week out and I was like, this is AI. This can't be real.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
It's almost like the thing that we talk about. It's like the way to become a star is by beating everybody else that everybody likes. Right. It's a very simple equation. Continue to beat everybody and you're going to become a star no matter what.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Can't bet against the boy, huh? Can't bet against him.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Co-main event, Bantamweight title on the line, Marab Dwalishvili versus Umar Numagomedov. Undefeated versus 11-fight win streak, like you said. Last time we saw Marab, he was just taking it to Sean O'Malley in a fight that all of us kind of saw coming where it was like, If Sean doesn't have an answer for the grappling, it's going to be over quickly.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
And it was over long but quick, if you know what I mean. It was a quick night at the office that ended up taking all five rounds. How do you see this one? Again, pretty similar as far as competency with wrestling, with scrambling, with being able to do stuff on the ground. What do you think about Merab and Umar?
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
And this is tough too because as the viewing public, as the casuals want to tune in for strikes, for the exciting holy shit moments that the UFC sells, and Marab sometimes doesn't provide that in a way that the casual would like, the person who isn't understanding like, all right, this guy is going to, have an endless gas tank, take you down 60,000 times, try to wrestle you to oblivion, right?
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Like, the intricacies of it, I feel like this co-main event is going to get buried a little bit, even by the fight that's before it. Because the fight that's before it is pure violence, too.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
That's the next one. We'll give it its proper due, and stiller and new.
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uh the light heavyweight showdown pure violence right before the two title fights Yuri Prohaska versus sweet dreams Jamal Hill pure violence pure hands being thrown uh how do you feel about this one because they've both they both suffered the same defeat to the to the the stone hands to Poetan are they going to be the same after fighting Poetan
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
aforementioned Benil Darius versus Manny Moicano, Renato Moicano, the boy.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
I mean, we're going to watch probably from the jump, from the early prelims, as we usually do. But this one's fun. I don't even want to look at 312 because we're focused on 311 right now. Because 312, I saw some of the names and I was like, ooh. Again, we always talk about it. Sometimes you have to sacrifice. For great cards, you got to sacrifice another card down the line.
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Strickland, DDP. Are you in for that one again? Or did you kind of see everything you need to see?
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MMA Hangout: UFC 311
Exactly. Exactly. Brother, thank you so much. UFC 311. Go check out. We've got dueling streams. So here's the plan. What I want you to do is I want you to have one of your screens on the boys in the back doing their thing on Uncrowned and then one of the screens on MMA Hangout so you can get two different perspectives, two different vibes from the boys. How do you like that?
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You got everything. You got the vibes. You got the intellect. You got the fights. You got whatever you're drinking, whatever you're eating, having fun with the boys. Connor, plug all your stuff on the way out, bro.
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Thank you, buddy. Thank you. Appreciate it. As always, Connor Burks, the boy, the man, the legend. Appreciate you.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Yes, but we can all capitulate. You mostly. Everybody can capitulate on you laughing me almost out of the room saying that the Pistons were going to keep an eye on the Pistons this year.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Last time he hurt himself. Yeah, he took a dive last time. All we have to do is say this. Cade Cunningham is going to be Comeback Player of the Year. He's already, I think, odds on favorite.
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I don't think that's true. By the way, not Comeback Player of the Year, but Most Improved Player of the Year. He's odds-on favorite to win.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
By the way, Dyson Daniels, second? So good.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Dyson Daniels, I put it over there.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Who's won? Lock him up. For Depoy? Yeah. Right now, it's Evan Mobley. Minus 225 on Drafting Sports.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Dyson Daniels plus 500. Been better. Jaron Jackson Jr., who's obviously hurt. He's hurt. Still plus 900 at three. Bam. Climbing in. Bam. Sneaking in. Draymond Green plus 900.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Is it small market? Is it that he was with the Clippers and kind of was like a backup?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Now the vegan is done. There's no more veganism.
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That's a meme. But to answer your question, is it that... Hey! Is it that Shea doesn't have a huge personality like Anthony Edwards? Is it that... I understand they're both in small markets. The AT&T Chet Holmgren commercial with Shea does not move the needle for anyone.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
But he is a three-level scorer, right? He's got the three ball. He's got mid-range. He can get to the hoop. He's a very all-around player. So when you say he talks about footwork and tries to deceive guys into playing, it almost sounds like Paul Pierce, right? Paul was very much like, let me slow down. Let me try and get something off one leg. Let me do something different.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Don't look now? Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Guys got to get ready. Sorry. Didn't see that coming.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
What's Taylor doing here? What's Taylor? All right, boys, don't look now. Izzy, I see you looking. Stop looking. I'm looking for a photo.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Taylor is literally taping him to the chair. Mike, stay strong, buddy. All right, boys, don't look now. Gardner Minshew is a chief. Whoa! How do we like that? I like it, man. Just in case something happens with Patrick Mahomes.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Oh, great for the vibes. Guy's an A1. He's that all-pro vibes guy. Him, Baker. We should make an all-pro vibes list. Tough Super Bowl loss. The vibes are down. You need someone to bring the vibes back up? Exactly right. You need jean shorts. You need Creed. You need the mullet. Everybody gets back on track. By the way, talk about an old face, new place. Joey Bosa is a bill. Ooh. Wow.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Wow, brother's connection would be nice on each side of the line. Bosa to Bosa.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
You cannot look. Cabinet broke back here. That's what I heard. Guys, don't look now, but are we not sure that Sam Darnold's best years are behind him?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Already. After signing a $100 million deal, KOC, now going to a new offense.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
He's got JSN, Jackson Smith and Jigba, who's a nice piece. They got to obviously do some, you know, watch for maybe Cooper Cup landing there.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Don't look at that picture. Everybody here, do not look at that picture. Last one here for Don't Look Now. Don't look now, but... The Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles, basically their entire defense has been gutted and is no longer there.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Howie Roseman's got to look. I don't know what's happening here. Hey, here's somebody tell me what's happening.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
No, because – I mean, they won it, and now all of a sudden – Roseman's got two Super Bowls to David Sampson's one World Series. Plus, they didn't do a fire sale. They were getting rid of guys that probably were going to be overpaid and free agency and guys who were maybe a little bit long in the tooth.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Well, the problem is that he starts moving, and then he's uncontrollable.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Cade Cunningham. Ah. What was that?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
When's your birthday, Tony? July 25th.
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This is from October, I want to say, 20-something. So the season had just kind of started getting underway. We were just getting ready for things to start.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
Where's Robert? Is he here? Robert is here. Let's play the video of where you can see Izzy kind of dismiss something that was said that obviously Real Hoopers knew at the time and now Real Hoopers know now. Keep an eye on the Pistons this year. Keep a little eye on the Pistons this year. Keep an eye. Cade Cunningham is special, Dan.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
I want you to keep an eye on Cade Cunningham and the Pistons this year.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
But what has he done this entire year? Elevate and brought all those guys with him. No, the guys are better.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now
They're damn near 500. Look it up! He had a putback slam on his own little Miss J last night, by the way.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
A little echoey in the air.
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That would have never crossed my mind, counting with hands and toes on how old I was.
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I would imagine they're playing big venues. What kind of venues do you think they're playing? Yeah, for Katy Perry, I would imagine they're big.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
You were thinking of just geographically what would be hardest to get hotel rooms if you needed to get them.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
Juan Soto was on a podcast with two other Hispanic guys and they were talking in Spanish. So Juan was able to actually like go through.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
It was 100% Juan Soto.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
It wasn't, because he was throwing in Dominican slang, which I thought at that time Paul Goldschmidt, that picture of him was Dominican, but it wasn't. So Soto's talking about an at-bat that he had against the Guardians in the playoffs or something. He's talking about how a guy threw him a slider this way and he waited. He hit a foul ball. He threw him the nastiest changeup he had ever seen.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
He swung and hit the foul ball. He knew at that point... OK, I got you. You threw me your best two pitches. There's nothing that you can do. So he's like, all right, I sat on the slider. It came back. He's like, the only one they hadn't thrown me was the fastball. So he threw it up and I smacked it out of the park. So he's talking about it with these two guys.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
And he's like, I knew exactly when he threw me that changeup. That was the nastiest pitch I've seen. And I hit it.
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Local Hour: People Forget How Good Barry Bonds Was
Is it an age thing, too? Like, him at 60 still being able to do it? Because, like, Dr. J famously on his birthday every year goes and dunks it to prove he can dunk it. Marcus Johnson, too.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
You lose, though.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
The whole thing is have fun, right? You're going against the greatest shooter who's ever lived. And you're going to go there and shoot around, have fun, hug at the end. Hey, this was great. All right, guys, let's go.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
I was trying to read fast. UD was on the team. Luke Jackson. Bobby Jones. The Matrix, Sean Marion. Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
I'm taking Don't Look Now to the next level. I'm actually going to cover my eyes.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
No, no, I've got it right side up.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Okay. Dan, you said don't look now, but in the spirit of don't look now, there's a couple things that I want to get off my chest that we shouldn't be looking at. As you can see, I'm not looking at it right now. I don't know if you guys are looking at me, Dan. Do not look at me, okay? I want you to... Don't look now, but I want you to imagine a future.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
It's a good question. You're holding up a piece of paper and you're reading it.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
I'm so committed to the bit that I'm not looking. Got it. Imagine a piece of paper for a fact.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
It could look like that if you were looking, but the problem is you should not be looking.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
You can't look, but Tony's wearing the blindfold and reading, but don't look now. Imagine a future with Drake May, T. Higgins, and Travis Hunter.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
But that's probably not something we should put in the... Maybe they can listen to it, but not look at it. We should take a look at all of that. All right, someone looks next. We should listen to it.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
after a $250 million contract? That would be amazing.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
I've got one more on my paper here, Dan. The paper you can't read because your eyes are covered? Exactly right, because I'm not looking. Don't look now, Dan. The Dolphins have negative $11.6 million in cap space.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Are you looking? I was looking. Okay, that's why you didn't know.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Yeah. Guillermo is William in Spanish.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Are we done? I have one more. Don't look now if you don't want to look. Ooh. This one's very controversial, very conspiratorial, if you will, Dan. Do we want to? Yeah, we do. We do. Okay. Don't look now, but the Giants have just hired Matthew Stafford's brother-in-law to be part of their coaching staff. Oh. What is that supposed to mean?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
There's people that find George Lopez funny. I'm not one of them, but I appreciate, you know, Hispanics going out there and making people laugh and stuff. I'm not looking now because obviously we're still playing Don't Look Now. You can take that off. Oh, I can take it off? Yeah, you can take the blindfold off. Let me see. I haven't seen George Lopez in a while. What does he look like?
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Can I describe what I think he looks like? In the picture in my mind, I have him like jet black hair. I got like the George Lopez of old, right? The George Lopez show. He's got the tan skin. He's looking good.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
hate to do this on valentine's day oh i really do like i don't want to do it but i'm i just want to pose the question don't look now don't look now but i can see this ending amicably right between the two lovers bill belichick and his girlfriend but then her still being part of his media savvy team and continue to help him throughout his days as a coach and whatever else is in this future
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
You hate that guy, by the way. You hate that guy. Hey, can my girlfriend come? It's like, buddy, do you see any other girlfriends here? It's a boys thing. What are you doing? The boys up in Canada right now watching Puck are not like, hey, can I bring my girlfriend along? No, you never want to be that guy. If the boys are going to be with the boys, you're going to hang out with the boys.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
If other girls are going, then other girls. Thank you, Ben.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
You wonder. What is it like? You saw him leaving the thing on the ring camera, and you're like, good-looking chest.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
No Indiana Jones either, Dan. One of the greatest action franchises of all time. No Bourne, please. What do you mean? Oh, Bournes are cool.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
If that's your premise for the movie, I'm watching it.
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The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Just friends here, man. Are you disavowed by the government?
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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I told you she's Greek.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Wow. Take my nonsense to noon, please. All right, good.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Yeah, you desperately want to win.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Because not on one of those emails do I have confirmation that it has landed wherever it is that it's supposed to land. Have you considered it's the content of the email? It might be. I can't tell. No. No, but around here, you can't tell. The way people infrequently answer stuff around here, I really have no idea.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
He drinks a lot of coffee, Dan. A lot of coffee. Oh, okay.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Right. That is what I'm saying.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Drinking a lot of coffee could also... It's both. I was insinuating dehydration.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
It's all saying just severe, severe dehydration, severe dehydration. So he was constantly getting IV drips to try to avoid that. But that seems to be it was literally brown. It's great. Reddish brown is how it's described.
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Local Hour: The Kerri Strug of Love
Why don't they teach us this in school? This is unbelievable. Why don't they teach us in school?
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And literally present. That's right. We're asking him to be in a conscious state of literally present. Thank you. Yes, we are asking him to reach enlightenment by being just simply present.
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Ocho, tell the people why you were late today.
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That's where the story falls apart to me. Because otherwise, we're good to go. 8 p.m. reservation.
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The latte doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
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That's one person who wasn't paying attention to the game because he was on a blind date.
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See, I thought the same thing. But then he started talking about a Thunder game against either the Bulls or the Wolves. I didn't know that. And so it made me think that this was not in reference to Super Bowl night because that was where it started confusing. Why would you have your reservation at 8 p.m. for a 630 game? But you get out in about two hours and you feel like you're making good time.
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But the sun pass part of it, that's where it really, really falls apart. Yeah.
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There's a full pizza in my dog's mouth because I was in my phone for five seconds.
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The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!
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You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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I thought we were going to reveal who the body on Poppy was.
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Don Levitard. Sugar daddies. These things, I'm telling you. I love sugar daddies.
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You can't chew them. They're like impossible to chew.
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Or Devon Best, I believe we figured out it was.
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I feel like golf, you don't have to play every week. You show up on Wednesday, play a few rounds of golf.
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Not fortune. Wyndham Clark is so cool. Oh, swag. You guys are just sleeping on Wyndham Clark. Wyndham Clark? He actually really is. His name, he's so much cooler than his name. Where are you staying, I mean?
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Is it? Yeah. Oh, that's his actual name. Yeah.
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So this is a clip of when Witty was with the show. And we're talking about Twitter. It's right when Elon took over. I don't really think it needs more context. Do you guys have the video? I'm filling time until I see it on my screen.
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There you go. All right. Well, there it is. April 13th. Go to Levitard AF if you want all the information.
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Profile picture square now. Now they're squared.
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It's gone! So I just wanted to get in with their profile picture's square now? So now they're square. I just wanted to like... Kind of like alley-oop myself, but I realized there was nothing on the second sentence, so I just repeated the first sentence.
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Dan was ready to keep going. Dan starts doing his next sentence, and then five seconds in, realizes the whole room's laughing. He's like, what were you trying to say? What were you trying to do? What were you trying to say? I was just trying to alley-oop myself. But what was the alley-oop? They're doing this. Now their things are square. I wanted to set myself up to be like, they're even round.
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Profile picture square now? Now they're squared. I was trying to follow Witty's platform, gone. So I'm just like, profile pictures, square now. That's how I should have done it. The headbob was immaculate. Profile pictures, square now.
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It's bizarre. Profile pictures, square now. Now they're squared.
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Pink suit club. He's. Okay. Do you remember?
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Also, while we're cleaning house, go send in a video for our March Sadness Tournament. If you would like to watch a game, the championship game of the college basketball tournament with Dan, send in videos. There's more information on the site. But please, we've got a bunch of good submissions. We're trying to get the best 64. And you're competing with other listeners to be funny. I'm telling you.
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I'm giving you a hint. If it's serious, don't tell us how long you've been listening. We're getting a lot of, like, been listening. Just get to it. Be funny. Be random. And you will succeed in this tournament.
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With all due respect, we don't care how long you've been listening. Or the other thing where they say... I do. Send those to me. No, I care. No, no. I care. Just not in this... Tweet me how long you've been listening. Send me your serious ones. But in this competition that you're sending in for, we're looking for quick. We're looking for funny. We want to make Dan laugh.
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And telling how long you've been listening is not a great start.
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Yeah, hot takes, people going after David Sampson. Oh, he said this. This is my take. It could just be general about the tournament. I would be great with Dan because of this. It can literally— Oh, can they plead their case as to why they should win? This first one, you're kind of introducing yourself, but you want to be— You can say your name. Just be quick. And get to it. Have something to say.
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You know, don't be 10 seconds of, hey, thanks for taking my video.
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It might not be private. Knowing Dan's awkwardness, like some other people from the show might be around.
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You're going to get at least Dan, which is... You're going to get a show. I think that's what everyone wants.
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The way I pitched it was the winner gets to be on South Beach Sessions, and Dan can just be like... That's great. Oh, wow.
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What was your lowest moment? That's awesome.
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Oh, no, I've heard him talk about it. He says he has as a father. Okay. As a father.
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They're like, you used to do the show with the old guy, right? I did, though. Something like that?
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Don't let him fool you. He said in the break that he's jittery.
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Just the one of me making a mistake that you randomly wanted to play, but we don't have to play that.
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That's always... Yo, Jeremy! I love Lewis twerking while a serious meeting is going on in the studio behind him. I did not need to know that was Lewis upside down twerking.
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I was not aware of the plagiarism stuff till yesterday.
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I saw him say that he has a helper that writes them, but that he comes up with all of them.
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I found the Woody Page quote. Mr. Around the Horn expert over here, Izzy. By the way, yesterday, Woody Page tweeted, for all those asking, no, I don't know why Around the Horn was canceled. I just show up with a blackboard. And then the next line, yes, I come up with the quote ideas. My associate, Natasha, writes them on the board, even though she thinks many of them are stupid.
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I feel like you started this trying to help his credibility.
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We've had one of these in each segment now. Izzy doesn't like this Woody Page topic. Amin didn't like the J. Cole topic. All right. Let's move on from both. Moving on.
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This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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So much. Domino tournaments, March sadness. What do you want to start with? I want to start with the domino tournament. Big reveal we got right here. I know no one can tell from this graphic who the celebrity former football player is.
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Maybe, he might be.
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I don't know, Jim. I don't know about that. There's been a lot of times he's selected a lot of the B-rolls.
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Coming up this Saturday, by the way. Oh, where at? New spot. Mm-hmm. American Social and Brickle on the water. The boys are going to be out at MMA Hangout.
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So we're going to be there. Presented by Cuervo. New look, by the way. New everything. Brought to you by Cuervo. UFC 313. Very exciting.
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Ding, ding, ding. It's like a Creed poster when he fights Jonathan Majors. Absolutely.
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A very good guy?
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The current player.
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That's what I thought it was. Clay is too good to be okay.
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But you're a maybe, though, so you don't know if you're going to be there. I'll let you know, though.
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That is intensity. To me. Is this goblin mode or demon time? No, he's on demon time right now. He's on demon mode. That's a face that I don't want to see ever.
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You almost can't even fix it from how little it is off. It's like.
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We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on. Therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system. It helps with positive coping skills, setting boundaries, and becoming the best version of yourself. Here's the thing. Therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. It's for everybody.
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Whether you're facing a big life transition, feeling overwhelmed, or just want to grow, therapy can help. That's where BetterHelp comes in. With over 30,000 credentialed therapists, you can find somebody who truly understands you. It's fully online, making therapy accessible, affordable, and convenient. No waiting rooms, no long commutes, just the support you need.
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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So Montel Jordan would be riding in a 6'4"? Or would he not be riding in a 6'4"?
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What's on the menu at the TGI Monday? Sadness.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Absolutely. There we go. All right, Tony, bracket challenge. Guys, Jimmy John's bracket challenge. I'm excited to say I'm perfect. What? The second chance bracket. I'm absolutely perfect. All number one seeds into the final four. I've got Florida on one side. I've got Duke on the other side. Duke winning. Me and about... I'm trying to think.
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So the top prize for the Jimmy Johns second chance bracket is 500 bucks. The problem is me and 500 other people are also perfect. So we're all splitting a dollar right now. So... I don't know how much I'm going to make, but hopefully we stay perfect throughout the entire thing. I'll make five bucks, six bucks.
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Crazy bragging. I'm updating what my bracket is. It's insane.
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Picking the best teams, yeah.
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No, no, yeah, I'm saying picking the best teams. That's literally all it is.
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Basically, like we've talked about on the show, March Madness as a collective is great. When you watch the individual games, you start realizing college basketball kind of sucks. But then you start looking at the great teams. Florida's got a really good player in Clayton. Duke is obviously incredible. Houston's a great team. Auburn. Auburn with Johnny Broom.
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it's pretty easy to see who the great teams are and now why they're in the final four. Obviously, there's only going to be two left, and at the end, only one left, and I think it's going to be Duke. But picking the best four teams usually doesn't work, except this year when they're so much far ahead better than every other team. Sounds good logic.
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Write that down.
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I mean, you're the only one.
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All right. As I mentioned before. Hold on, Dominique. There's a lot of stuff. You guys are looking way too deep into my boy right here. A lot of pocket watching on Amin. A lot of seeing stuff like that. A lot of pocket watching. You know what? What's up? Don't look now. But. Yes. Oh. It's time for a new game.
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Seriously, stop looking. Is there a liner? I can't see it.
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Don't look now, boys, but Joe Milton, Dallas Cowboy. What did you think of that trade, Dominique?
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Don't look at it. Don't look at it. Just think about it.
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No, the point is don't look. Okay, I close my eyes.
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Dak's injured every year. Bazooka Joe. They need a backup quarterback. Cooper Rush played like 65 games the last couple years. Don't look now. Cardinals just made Trey McBride the highest paid tight end in the league. Thoughts, I mean?
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Dominique, are you looking?
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Okay, thank you. Not now. How about K-1? How about throw the ball into the end zone with Trey McBride? He had three touchdowns. One of them was a fumble that he recovered in the end zone. Throw him in the end zone. How about that?
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Also true. You know what? K-1. You got to figure it out. Got a lot of weapons out there. What else you got? Geno Smith, $75 million extension with the Raiders. Shout out to Geno. Something or nothing. Also, Amin, a great call by Amin. Yeah.
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Do they know about that?
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Amin, tell them.
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I called his exact stat line the season before it happened. How?
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What I said is, do we know if Amin got home last night? Do we have confirmation of him getting into the hotel? That's where we're at. Because if Amin didn't get to the hotel, obviously it's premonition, something could have happened last night. The moment he steps in the hotel, he's fine. I know it.
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Let's literally dial it back a little.
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Not here.
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The differences between a black and a white funeral.
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Did no one just hear the segment we just did with Amin? We cannot be taking counsel from the local drunk on whether or not you should do the impersonation of a black man stumbling over his words. Like, you don't see the bad judgment in that. There was. Moses Moody?
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Moses Moody? It sounds worse.
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We cannot do this. It's too close to the line. This is where the line is. Something legitimately funny can't be funny because we're scared our ginger's going to do something racist by accident.
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Rachel. Dan, the line is where we feel alive, though.
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