Today's Cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Roy, Billy, Mike, Tony. Didn't we say this was finally going to be the year we take off the Wednesday before Thanksgiving? Why are we here? Since we are here, might as well kick off the show with some Andrew Luck to celebrate. After that, we dive further into Stugotz's Personal Record Book (stugotzbook.com) and all of the madness that went into making this book a reality. Why is the audio book not out yet? Does Stugotz have any shame about the process that led to the book being published? Plus, Stugotz saved Mike Ryan's wedding and Thomas somehow doesn't have a key fob. Finally, the University of Miami remains in a good spot after the latest College Football Playoff rankings, and Mike Ryan explains why he's less concerned about the defense than some people may be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why are they working the day before Thanksgiving?
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Chapter 2: What is Stugotz's Personal Record Book?
scrolling through the channels old school scrolling through the channels and he comes up and he's like dan i got a top five top five movies i'll stop on every time if i'm old school scrolling through the channels now hold the phone here is this modern day scrolling on the guide or is this back in the 90s i'm going one channel at a time it's it's it's the new version of old modern
scroll right it's the modern reinvention of the scroll which is obviously we can't go I have a smart controller right so I can't go channel by channel do you go down the guide one by one or do you do page down no one by one so I'm on the guide on Hulu right I'm on the guide on Hulu I'm going down and I'm like squawk on the street okay no biggie all right MSNBC who cares whatever and then I get to a movie and I'm like ha
It's halfway through, but I will stop on it every single time, which made me think, what movies would I stop on every single time they're on?
Tony's worked hard this year. I feel like he shouldn't have to work today, and maybe he could just go home, get a long Thanksgiving break. This is the only day I'm on this week. No, I mean, but you worked hard. You've earned it. Tony's top whatever's in Tony Tonight.
Sunday Nights.
Yeah, Sunday Nights. It's not fair that Tony has to be in today. I feel like maybe... Thanks, Tony. We're so thankful for you. We're so gracious and thankful for you this year. Why don't you just kick it up? Put your feet up. You've earned this rest. But I like to work. I like working.
Yeah, we're from home. But if I go home, I'm not on the show, and then I can't give my top fives. I can't give my takes. I know, but you deserve a break. I have takes on Gladiator. I know Mike does. Wow. Yeah, but you've worked hard enough, man. You deserve a break. No, but see, that's the thing.
Recharge the batteries so you come back in maybe next Wednesday, next week.
You need it, Terrence. I'm ready to go.
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Chapter 3: Why is the audiobook not released yet?
The thing that I wanted to get to, because I genuinely don't know what happened here, and he doesn't want us too close to this, but the audio book was supposed to come out with the book. And I think what probably happened is he put it off to the end, started doing it the last two weeks, didn't feel good to him, and he's like, I'm not going to get this done in time, and then he blew the deadline.
I'm guessing that's what's happened. I've got no information. I wanted to talk to somebody at Random House because I thought it would be funny to explore this as content.
That's a bridge too far.
Well, it's just now there's something that doesn't feel good to him about this. It's just a weird time for quality control to pop up when you're writing a book.
It was actually Dan, and he said it yesterday. There's probably a better way to do an audio book, and he got me thinking. And so I thought about a better way to perhaps do the audio book. And I floated the idea past them.
We can't abide by this lie. Dan yesterday convinced you to stop recording an audio book that you stopped recording several days ago.
Weeks ago. Like, are you listening to me, Mike? Weeks ago. Dan talked about it yesterday. Mike, are you listening? This is not helping. What? Weeks ago, Dan said during a break, there's probably a better way to do the audio book. And so he got me thinking there's probably a better way to do the audio book.
Is there a better way to do the book?
Yeah, bro. No. I mean, the book is selling like crazy. I'm happy with the book. The book's great. I never wanted to write a book. Stanzik wanted to write a book. He wrote a book.
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