Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, Jessica, Roy, and Tony. On today's shadow show: would you rather take the kick from Jon Jones that he delivered over the weekend or tackle Derrick Henry? And Stugotz delivers his Top 5 People In Sports With What Their Names Would Be If They Were Penises. Then, as the show starts, the crew discusses Give Miami Day, Denzel Washington admitting to both alcoholism and dabbling with heroin, and Dan's feelings after watching a Ted Turner Documentary. Does Dan know Turner is alive? Plus, Roy and Chris each had some horrible flubs while doing ad reads, and the rest of the crew wants to enjoy them for the rest of time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the risks of tackling Derrick Henry?
We've all done that noise where you're just like... What did the copy do to you? The copy just sat there doing what it always does. The copy didn't do anything to you. That's just the articulation of total self-loathing.
But I like... And then the very silent, it's a very quiet, you. It's not, it's not an emphatic, it's not full of rage. It's just, you know what? You can go yourself.
Let's listen to this with Chris Cody. And again, I ask you simply to see where it is that he's trying to summon something that sounds authentic, but you can tell his enthusiasm is fake.
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Glad we can make fun of Roy today.
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Chapter 5: How does John Jones' kick compare to other sports injuries?
Sheets and Giggles insanely soft eucalyptus sheets are a perfect gift for your wife or husband this year. And it's a heady play. That was actually, I think we're getting somewhere. That was a decent one. How did this turn on me? I thought we were laughing at Roy. You went last. That's how.
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That was my favorite part. When you're just, you're roiling in a lack of self-confidence. You're just falling apart, but you've got to summon televised. Broadcast energy. And you're not in the mood.
I'm just broken at that point.
You're not in the mood. I want to hear it all again, but I also want to examine. We do Roy's again? No. Well, yeah, sure.
H-O-H-O-H-O-H-O.
Do Roy's first, but then I want to enjoy just Chris Cody trying and failing to summon authentic enthusiasm for the product he's selling.
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Chapter 8: What does Jägermeister recommend for the perfect drink?
Dickie Thong.
That's uncomfortable.
You want more? Where are we? Bernhard Wenger. I think I'm good. Luol Dong. Oh, wow! Oh, man! Luol Dong.
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I don't know about the rest of you, but over the last four years, right about when the pandemic started, I feel like we started all as a group noticing more that people are just generally selfish.
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I don't feel like it deserved the fanfare. Robert Hackage. Was he working real hard on that for the last 24 hours?
Tommy Johnson. Mark Bolger.
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