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Chapter 1: How did tequila become a topic on the show?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Chapter 2: What are the podcast's recurring themes and jokes?
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching band to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Lobitar Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The crown is yours. Yeah. A little background vocal for you there, Roy. Thank you.
I like that. It gives it depth. DraftKings.
You don't like the Lakers as a spicy team?
It's like Cholula, though. Yeah, it's hot sauce, but... I don't know.
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Chapter 3: Why is LeBron's reaction to Austin Reeves significant?
Austin Reeves has been playing some of the best basketball I've ever seen. He's about to cash out again. He's incredible.
I love your analogy, Chris.
Thank you.
And it is fun to see how he gets LeBron excited. Like, I could... Kind of like, he's like, I wish you were My son. There's a little bit of that kind of joy. Adopted son? Oh, when I see the look in LeBron's face and the way Austin Reed, when he had that follow-up dunk the other night, and he was like, his mind was blown.
That joy, I've never seen him have that with any teammate ever, at least of all Bronny. So it's like there's a level of like, man. No, that's not true. Come on, man.
That's not true. You can't actually show, like, it actually is the saddest thing in basketball that LeBron has to hide any excitement and emotion anytime Bronny does something good. Like he has to go out of his way to not show that he's happy about it. That's a sad thing, bro. Yeah. As a dad, man, it sucks. I don't like that.
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Chapter 4: How does parenting influence sports discussions?
That would be like if my dad, every time I said something decent on the show, was like, good job, Chris. Good job, man.
Doesn't he do that already? No, I did the opposite, actually.
Right. You got it.
How are you at your son's games? I'm locked in, bro. That doesn't tell me.
What is your... I am not a cheer dad. I am a like, yo, you got to get that weight on the balls of your feet, man. You're saying that in your head? You're waiting until step six to crank it. You got to do it at like step four, four and a half. Is this being communicated live or is this just internal monologue? No, this is being communicated live.
So you're yelling at your kid?
I'm not yelling at my kid. I'm coaching my kid.
He can't hear you.
You gotta be loud. Big distinction. Coaching and yelling. I am coaching. I am giving him the information.
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Chapter 5: What is the 'Don't Look Now' segment about?
Look at me, Luigi.
Or he plays all four at the same time. Just back to back to back. He has to get a look at me, Mike McDaniel in there. That way. That'll hit.
Can you tell the Mike McDaniel?
Mike McDaniel. Mike McDaniel is biracial as well.
Yeah.
How did you find out? I found out because he told me within the first three conversations I've ever had with him. Like, here's family pictures. I think he wanted to make sure there was context to what was going to happen in our relationship.
I could say it. Oh, okay.
There we go. Yeah. Does he say it? It wasn't that. No, Mike does not say it. Mike does not say it. Has not said it around me.
Would never say it around me. Have you ever seen Michael Jackson's kids?
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Chapter 6: Why is Billy's birthday a focal point?
But it's not for my birthday. We're not going for Mickey Mouse. It's a coincidence? No, it's that we got these Florida resident passes and they expire. So I have to use it before May.
So your birthday could have been June 30th.
And then we wouldn't have been able to do it.
You got to get the pin, though.
Get it done before May.
You got the passes.
The thing is that it's four days. We burned two a couple weeks ago, and we have to use the other two. So we've got to do it before mid-May. And April, Disney is already getting dangerous. It is hot. So we've got to get these done before it gets way too hot.
I've been to Disney World once as an adult, and that was in August. Yeah, we went to go open like the NBA cafe or whatever. We did the jump from there. And then as part of it, they were like, yo, you guys want to, and we got like the extra super duper VIP, the one where they drive you in an SUV. Oh, that's nice. And you walk in through the tunnels. Yeah, go ahead and hit that one.
All of them, hit them all.
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Chapter 7: How have sponsors shaped the podcast content?
Guess he doesn't want to play for the Steelers.
Hawk looks like Geordie LaForge from Star Trek.
Those are skippers, by the way.
I do declare. I do believe.
How are you laughing?
You don't know what we're talking about.
I know exactly what we're talking about because it's theater of the mind. I know the glasses that are in that room and Hawks opening them up. It's funny.
In theory, everyone listening to the show and not watching on YouTube, you guys play Don't Look Now literally three hours a day every single day.
That is a good look for you, Andrew. Thank you. I'm not looking, though.
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Chapter 8: What impersonations are featured in this episode?
Antonio Gates. Tony Gonzalez.
That's like the thing, right? Julius Peppers. If you're a good tight end, you play basketball. Yeah. Yeah, you can do it. You can do it. I think Kelsey, Travis Kelsey, not college, but played hoops. Played a little hoops. Yeah.
I mean, a lot of football players play hoops, but not at a high level. I meant well. Guys who don't play football at all and that are just playing hoops, it is an anomaly. But it's like if you are that star – that's why they tried to convert Draymond at one point. They put him on the spring, but it didn't go well. I'm going to tell you what.
I bet you you couldn't grab someone who never played basketball and put him in our league. Definitely can't.
No, it's too much skill. But you also couldn't grab – You know, someone to go golf that's never played golf. It takes time. Every sport takes time. Not football, apparently. It does. He has certain skills that transfer.
You get a guy who's never played the sport, all of a sudden he's one of the greatest to ever play it. It's kind of crazy, man. It is kind of crazy. Anything else that we should not be looking for? No, we can look now. Okay, we can look now.
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