Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Wed, 19 Feb 2025
This week, Will and Rusty argue about the moon landing and whether or not eating too many carrots will turn you orange. They also get into March of the Penguins’ legacy, shape-shifting, and how ten-slide PowerPoints got you anything you wanted as a kid. Plus, the boys draft their best excuses for being late, ways to say you have to fart, and reasons for breaking off a relationship. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod BUY OUR BUILDING DEPARTMENT SHIRT: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/building-dept-longsleeve HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. 🚨SALE🚨 ACCELERATOR ROCKET POP AVAILABLE ON AMAZON FOR $19.87 FROM 2/19 – 2/25 https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate SHOP SKIMS MENS AT https://skims.com/playdate AND SKIMS STORES. PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ 00:00 Intro 03:29 Driving a Cop Car 09:05 Pets 13:08 Club Penguin 20:35 Tucking Bird 26:58 The Bread Box 34:35 Caves & Whales 52:42 Roadmap 54:07 Pitch Submissions 01:05:27 Pitches 01:11:55 Teach Me Something 01:24:22 This Guy Rocks 01:28:27 Prank Call 01:33:50 Drafts 01:38:09 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the origins of the moon landing conspiracy?
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81, 81, 81, 81.
It's like they do one for every game. Do you see Google's like taking all the observances off the calendar? Yeah. They were like, we don't have enough like storage for it or something. What do you mean? Like holidays? Like they just like Black History Month, Jewish History Month, all the things. What about like Labor Day? Yeah, I don't know where they draw the line.
Because this morning, it also has birthdays of people that I've never written down their birthdays somehow. Do you notice that? Oh, like people you know? Yeah. It's when you text happy birthday. It goes into Google? Yeah. That's insanity. I think sometimes.
I think you can choose whether you want it to add or not, which I always do because I have become more.
Oh, wait, but that's Apple.
Apple, yeah.
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Chapter 2: How can eating too many carrots affect your appearance?
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And so after our thing... How are they all sleeping in your house? Two on the couch and we have an air mattress.
Oh, nice. Our house is like a fucking staging zone from like a crisis right now. But...
i got home and they had just like finished dinner and they had like everything out on the table it was like i felt like a dad coming home to like it was nice you know what i mean yeah we had like chicken parm did you make it they breaded it i didn't make it though i bet it was so much worse though why would you make it worse on purpose they're the guy it's honestly an insult by that one you could just eat out every meal no mine was better than ospy's i think
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Chapter 6: What are the best ways to say you have to fart?
Yeah, it's actually insane. I don't know how you're like alive. That's a lot.
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My friends were visiting and one of my friends texted you, I kid you not, yesterday and said, hey, can you bring some of those triple things home? I wanna try those. So I brought a case home, and we played Wingspan. And after the fourth one, it made some of the turns really confusing. I'll confess. But it was great.
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Chapter 7: Why do relationships sometimes end on Valentine's Day?
And I got a big thing of grapefruit, so I was grapefruiting it up all night long. Triple is born from a desire to blend THC's social buzz with the social ritual of sipping on a seltzer. Triple is currently available at grocery stores, liquor stores, bars, and restaurants in Missouri, Kansas, Iowa, Louisiana, Georgia, and Florida.
And... I'll say it. South Carolina. Looking at you, Charleston. It will be available in Illinois, Arizona, and Ohio by the end of the year. Okay.
Nationally, it is currently available online. To get it now, go to drinktriple.com and use code PLAYDATE to get 10% off your order. That's drinktriple.com and use code PLAYDATE for 10% off your order. Triple. Redefining triple. Let's get back into the episode. I had all these... I have all my friends visiting. It's just like three of them and Scott at my house. And they all had cooked a dinner.
And so after our thing... How are they all sleeping in your house? Two on the couch and we have an air mattress.
Oh, nice. Our house is like a fucking staging zone from like a crisis right now. But...
i got home and they had just like finished dinner and they had like everything out on the table it was like i felt like a dad coming home to like it was nice you know what i mean yeah we had like chicken parm did you make it they breaded it i didn't make it though i bet it was so much worse though why would you make it worse on purpose they're the guy it's honestly an insult by that one you could just eat out every meal no mine was better than ospy's i think
i haven't i went to ospie last weekend i haven't had their chicken parm it's vodka sauce parm oh my dang but then we played wingspan and for any of my spaniards out there they'll know
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100 points last night. First guy since I've gotten the game of any game I've played. Do you think you have pro-level understanding of it? No. Because it hasn't been out long enough. It's been out for five or six years. What do you not understand about it?
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