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Okay, na gut, ich bin froh, dass wir hier sind. Wir haben es geschafft. Warte, du lebst in der großen Stadt jetzt?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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It's insane. Walking around Brooklyn, you see people with like fitted babies.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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That's awesome. What were you going to say when I was introducing? Yeah, Lauren is distracting me.
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I like the can. It's kind of like cute to hold. I'm a big fan all around. And it's on Amazon right now. So go to Amazon. You get $10 off before the sale ends on April 18th. It's walking fuel. It's talking fuel.
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It's cotton candy for Andy.
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Go to Amazon, get yourself some cotton candy accelerator, and who knows, you might be dating MLB All-Star Paul Skeens before you know it. We love you. My father was an altar server back in the day, and he got in huge trouble because...
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Ja, ich habe neue. I guard S.C. It's for the South Carolina National Guard. Pretty cool.
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You didn't have to memorize it.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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What were you saying when I said 97? You said you want to do it. Do you know a number 97? Oh, Connor McDavid.
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Dude, you sing the coolest shit. Was ist in der Welt los? Was ist deine Lieblingssache, wenn du in L.A.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Er musste sich um die Rückseite des Waymos bewegen und die Leute um den Waymo wackeln. Ich dachte mir, wenn ich ein Polizist wäre, würde ich so verrückt sein.
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I actually didn't know. I don't really have any. I think they're kind of funny.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Is it the Cal Mooney movie?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Have you ever been to Edmonton?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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That is the big city. Dude, the medium city, Edmonton.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Because he seems nice in all the movies.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Steal the moon. But that's not like a villain.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Fuck, he's so nice to those little girls.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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He was in here. Sorry, I never saw him. Did you know this one?
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Als wir das Live-Show in Boston gemacht haben, haben meine Freunde gesagt, wir kommen zu deinem Drehbuch.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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That's great. I'm excited. Alright. We're the only podcast that gives our guests a ton of homework.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Amen. Because you're not about the clips.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Everyone else is about the clips.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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I'm crushing it, I guess, with my face game, everyone's been saying. And the handle on the razor, dude, actually, though, it's like a massage for your hand. I like it. It's heavy, it feels like a pistol grip. Yeah, it feels classy.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Ich fühle mich wie ein Diplomat.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Also we gotta pick who we are. We're all the judges. So I'm Randy. Paula. Mr. Wonderful.
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No. I don't remember. I always did the one that was like, a data bug into my heart.
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True. Yeah, because pick up one is not enough of a punishment.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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That's because your family was so soft growing up. Yeah. I'm sorry, Miss Hoagland, but you guys just, you were too soft on Laura. Now she doesn't know the rules of any of these games. No, I don't.
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Chili's. Can't remember Kevin Chili. Have you seen Kevin Chili from Office?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Oh, I've seen the office. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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I don't know. I think it was the... The Squirts? No, the Squirts haven't put out a record in a while. I think it was the Meat Squirts.
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Sorry, what was the question? I got distracted. I got this crazy phone call. Crazy.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Squirts. Yeah, Hershey squirts. Squirts. For context, I think one of the... Remember the episode I accidentally leaked my phone number? I've made an incessantly prank called with some sort of AI prank call software. Prank dial.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Ja, du hast meinen Hund geschlagen, also antworte ich und es ist so, als wäre ich in Charleston, der Moment, an dem ich lande, glaube ich, dass die Zeitung Glück war, ich bekomme alle diese Anrufe aus einem Charleston-Nummer, ich bin so, was zur Hölle, und ich antworte es, und endlich habe ich das fünfte, es ist so, yo Hund, bist du bereit?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Ja, ich habe die, du hast die Drogen oder nicht, ich komme.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Because then I get, then I'm like, whatever, and then I'm getting a call from a different number a few days later and the answer is like... Hello, I want to order two burritos. And so I just went along with it.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Denk an die Tage, an denen du die Zähne brust. Am Morgen bruchst du den Kaffee. Wenn du auf einem Date gehst, bruchst du deine Zähne. Vielleicht willst du vorher was trinken, damit du dich ein bisschen komfortabler fühlst.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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You get fucking hammered at night.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Sorry, I forget. I put it in my notes application. Floor fan. What's the worst part about a ceiling fan in your bedroom?
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I just wanted a guy to say it louder. God forbid. I thought you said the same name.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Du kennst keinen, der 31 ist? Das ist die richtige Attitüde.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Listen, comedy's all on timing, you know? I'm not afraid to steal a joke and say it louder. As long as you own it. Yeah, you were about to say something. Yeah, I was doing... Wait, I think I was doing my pitch. Uh...
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Burn. My fan's right in the middle.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Half of life is trying and the other half is following through.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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You're sitting there and you're not listening.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Oh, yeah. I know that. It's crazy there.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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My brother's in Greenpoint and I like walk to Prospect Park.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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So I think I probably went right through.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Und es hilft dir, eine bessere Version von dir zu werden. Und manchmal nur zu sprechen, jemanden zu haben, der ein Hörer ist, aber auch mit besserer Hilfe. Es gibt wirklich gute Therapeuten, die dir helfen, dich durch die Situation zu sprechen, die du durchgehst.
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Will & Rusty's Playdate
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He wants to groove on his own.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Oh, that's him when he's grown up?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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I'm looking forward to totally cracking up.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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No, Woody Harrelson. I went to, I was at Jameson's Irish Pub.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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It's kind of a very classic Santa Monica bar. Anyway, outside, this late girl comes running out and this guy is like chasing her. He's like, no, don't leave me.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Und er war so, nein, bleib nicht. Und sie war so, geh weg von mir, touch mich nicht.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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And then this really weird looking old dude comes out of the bar and he's like, come with me. And I had just like protected her from this hot guy. And then she's like, yeah, I'll go with you. And I was like, no. Okay, maybe Stu's do the hot guy then, even if he's a little weak, you know. And she gets in the car with the old guy.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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That was Woody Harrelson's brother. You don't know him?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Oh, yeah. I was just thinking about that recently. Juicester? The Coffee Shop. I saw Cash at the Coffee Shop.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Bills Mafia. Hey, hey, hey. He and his brother are both first-round picks.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Her mom produced Joe Rogan.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Das klingt wie ein Name eines Mannes. Hi, ich bin Jackson Motorsports.
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Wo ist er? Wo ist er in Greenville?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Yeah, I taught you that thing about Joey Bosa.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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But every place I lived didn't look like dog shit. Mine didn't. Really?
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Du hast es? Ah, jetzt habe ich einen Schmerz. Okay.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Sie hatten einen Mann im Raum, der das gemacht hat.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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I want to do whatever that guy's taking. Some opiate in the White Lotus. You watching that?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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That sounded like you did not watch it. Don't spoil it. I haven't seen the finale.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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No one spoiled it for you yet? No.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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You watched it? Yeah. I thought you weren't watching.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Wenn du abnimmst, hast du Mono. Oh, you weren't done yet? No. If you step on a worm, it'll burrow into your foot.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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So it makes my slime come off.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Janine, ich ging immer in den Naturkampf und Janine küsierte einen Schluck. Sie ist verrückt.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Zack and Cody are trapped in a doomsday cult. They believe the whole world has ended and that they are the only surviving folks left.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Chris Bryant's personality. I'm going to the Cubs-Dodgers game.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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She just said she killed an animal when she was a kid and she doesn't know how to tell anyone because that's apparently a sign of being a serial killer.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Oh yeah, where can people find you?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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I actually saw Barbenheimer, so I guess six.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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No, separately. I just saw both of them. I was like, I got into movies for like a week.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Ich habe diesen Text bekommen.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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She says, hey, it's Shaq. Save my new number. I'll send you the screenshot.