The boys discuss losing your aura, living at the office, and putting mayonnaise on a donkey. Will shares the story of getting rejected from his dream school mid-haircut and his reputation as BC’s go-to guy for poorly-rolled joints. Rusty invents a car wrap that will prevent you from ever getting another parking ticket. Plus, Will Angus is summoned to talk about the social credit system in China and hear the boys draft made-up words and nicknames that you should be using for your SO. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod BUY OUR BUILDING DEPARTMENT SHIRT: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/building-dept-longsleeve HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ ACCELERATOR AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. UPGRADE YOUR ENERGY HERE https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate 00:00 Intro 03:14 Cauliflower Disasters 07:21 Will Lost his Aura 13:09 Childhood Lore 17:26 Getting Pulled Over 24:29 Rusty’s First Paycheck 28:21 Deciding our Colleges 38:29 Roadmap 41:37 Pitch Submissions 48:10 Pitches 54:29 Angus is Here! 59:28 Prank Call 01:03:17 Teach Me Something 01:11:34 This Guy Rocks 01:14:58 Words that Don’t Exist 01:21:21 Nicknames for your SO 01:24:18 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened during the cauliflower nugget disaster?
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Aaron Hernandez. Oh. Chad Ochocinco. Chad Ochocinco, that's a good one, that's a good one.
My hero. You know one time he gave a ref, like, cash?
Yeah. Like a bribe? Yeah, he tried to bribe a ref. He got suspended. Oh, nice. There's some insane stories of the shit he used to do. He only ate McDonald's when he was in the NFL. Oh, Kevin King, too.
Oh, good catch.
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Chapter 2: How did Will lose his aura?
Thank you. He slept in the facility for like two years. Yeah, hey, been there. Yeah. Do you remember that? Were you here for that, Lauren?
We've definitely talked about that when I lived in the office. I think that was like one of my first few weeks. I'm like, why is this kid sleeping at the office?
How long did you go before someone noticed? I love the game so much. I just wanted that Hollywood... How long did I go?
It was probably four or five days before... The thing is, people would walk in and be like, what the hell? I remember Max one day coming in super early and being like, what the hell are you doing? I was like, oh, I don't know. I got hammered. My excuses had to be like, I got drunk. It was blacked out, man. But the funniest part of it, I remember, is going out on the weekends.
and like being at the brig and then like it closing and everyone's like all right we're going home i was like all right i'm heading home and i just walk across the street and go pass out in the office crazy i remember uh you even have a blanket yeah there were some blankets but i also remember like uh talking to a girl at a bar one weekend night i was like i gotta close the deal here because i could use a bed tonight and uh i executed that's kind of messed up
That wasn't the only factor. I wasn't like, I'm going to do this just so I can sleep in a bed. She was like the worst person ever. She was great.
In case she's somehow listening to this and knows what I'm talking about. Rusty farted in Lauren's seat today.
I asked him to sit in my chair so I could focus the camera on me and he just rips the nastiest... Detonated. He goes, you might not want to sit there for a second. I didn't say that.
I said let it fester for a second. I had an entire bag of Sour Patch Kids last night and they are not sitting right with me. Does that make you fart?
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Chapter 3: What was the story behind getting rejected from UPenn?
I feel like they could have been good.
I almost threw them out of principle, but then I was like, that's messed up. They used to have buffalo cauliflower at somewhere.
So good. So good. Marijuana has good buffalo cauliflower.
I don't go in there. We're not like... It's not all about being seen for us like it is for you.
Right. We tend to go to like Ralph's or the gutter. The gutter. Sewer. Yeah. The sewer. You can catch. We're not like ritzy, fancy. We don't go to Erewhon. We go to the food pantry and tell them we need it. And we take stuff out of the food pantry. Yeah. Sorry, Will and I pretend we're homeless and go to the soup kitchen.
God forbid we eat at the food pantry.
We don't go to fucking Erewhon and get a hundred million dollar Danny DeVito smoothie like you do. Yeah, sorry we're not out getting the Kiki Palmer acai bowl. Yeah, or something. We go to the food pantry and tell them we're homeless and take a bunch of food.
awful wait speaking of um this morning that's a pretty good bit like the guy looks yeah sorry what no it's it's this is just a little side story this morning i was in my room i'm like on the third floor in my building so i'm kind of high up i can see and there's an alley next to it and i saw this woman clearly she was like on something but she was she looked super young probably like around my age like beautiful person like someone i could be like friends with and like she's
she looked just like me she was super young and hot no just like she it was just sad like clearly this was like i don't know but she was like walking in the alley and just like laughing and like smiling herself and then i think she like saw me in her window and waved up at me and i waved back that sounds like she was having a good morning no i know it was just like i thought it was like a cute friendly moment i wanted to i don't know i just like it made me sad because she's looked very young
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Chapter 4: What are some funny college anecdotes?
They looked just like wings or nuggets. And so we're sitting there and she was like, do you try what I brought? I was like, no, I'll pop over there. I'll pop over and try it. And I still think it's chicken. And so I bit into it. And if you're expecting chicken and you get like soft cauliflower, like the first place my brain went was like, oh, this is like rotten chicken.
or whatever and i threw it up like i like sprint outside and threw up off the you actually threw up like projectiled it out because it was so like like you spit it out or you vomited vomited and she she because she didn't know that i thought it was a confusion so she thought like i just hated what she made so much yeah that i threw it up and it was like i had to like really really apologize thank god you read the label last night and puking up a storm
I lost a bunch of aura this morning. Oh, no. How many aura points?
A lot. I hate my brain sometimes. Oh, dude, the other day. Sorry, before I get in. This is just also the pain of hating my own brain. I was laying in bed at night, like 10.30.
I should be asleep. And I'm watching on Facebook Watch top five impractical Joker's riz moments. Ha ha ha!
unironically i'm sitting there like like i was like i'm actually brain dead like i'm i'm like a my whole humanity is gone i'm just a little sitting there realizing what you're doing i was like what am i doing i sent it to scott i was like dude what the what the fuck am i doing he's like go to bed man i was like i'm going to bed Top five riz moments.
It was insane. This one with Sal did riz on the chick.
Why didn't you say all right? No, no, no. I'm sorry. Keep going.
No, it was just like with Sal did riz on this one chick. It was like insane. He riz'd her up. And then Murr. And then Murr goes, Murr's like, I guess I'm the goofball this time. And Q. And Q. Give her the big bearded Q. And Joe. Joe. I don't think Joe actually had any.
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Chapter 5: How can you avoid parking tickets?
Joe got Impractical Joker just three now. It just... Yeah, because Joe... And then what was Post Malone doing? Post Malone's on it? Sometimes. He replaced Joe? Sometimes. He was always doing side quests. Wait, what were you going to say about... How did you lose all your aura? Oh, yeah. So I'm biking to work. I like how we're like... Our brains suck. Yeah.
And then once we get out of it, it's like, okay, but... In fact, reality, how many aura did you lose?
I was biking to work this morning along the boardwalk, and, you know, I got my new pants.
Anytime I'm biking, I bike fast, and I've had my headphones in, so I feel like I'm fucking on top of the world. Sometimes I go no hands just to feel like it's awesome. Like...
Chapter 6: What are creative ideas for group travel planning?
i'm not really you know going going through a red light like this just being like hit me kevin costner and dances with wolves no red light so i could just whip it it's fucking awesome i can and i go like that and i listen to my music kids over yeah just taking kids out wait will do you ever stand up on like the middle thing what oh you've never done that
wait you've never done walking not on a bike no on a bike when you like put your feet on the middle uh metal part you've never done that the middle why would i make that while you're biking how would you do that you're like surfing on the bike kind of no what are you talking about it's just for like a second there's literally wait you're holding on and you just like
oh oh that's so i thought you meant your hands were off yeah i thought you were just like absolutely i was like you've never done that anyway so i'm doing that feeling like a million bucks and then i get then i get to the big hill right before our office where i have to gun it and there's this old guy that kind of slows down my momentum so i have to stop and start so i i get halfway up the hill and i'm just i can't make it up i have a single speed bike i can't
So I have to get off my bike halfway up the hill, which is already, like, aura points down. Yep. Then right when I get off, I'm like, what the hell? And my backpack's been open the whole time. Aura points down.
They're like coins flying.
Yeah. So I'm, like, at the top of the hill. I, like, zip my backpack up. I have it over one strap. And then I realize there's a car right behind me. So I just hop back on the bike with one strap on the backpack. Mm-hmm.
really unstable because now my weight's all off so like this guy's behind me and now i'm like wobbling and then the backpack falls off hits my headphones on my phone knocks them out in my ears and so then i grab the so now i'm holding my backpack in one hand my headphones are dragging on the ground i'm one hand on the bike trying to pedal and there's still a guy behind me i'm trying to look cool for for some reason like this point just stop and uh and then these like two pretty girls come by and i like hit the curb and uh
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Chapter 7: How do made-up words and nicknames enhance relationships?
Chapter 8: What’s the significance of social credit systems?
really unstable because now my weight's all off so like this guy's behind me and now i'm like wobbling and then the backpack falls off hits my headphones on my phone knocks them out in my ears and so then i grab the so now i'm holding my backpack in one hand my headphones are dragging on the ground i'm one hand on the bike trying to pedal and there's still a guy behind me i'm trying to look cool for for some reason like this point just stop and uh and then these like two pretty girls come by and i like hit the curb and uh
It was just, I lost all my aura points. Oh my God. So I'm loaded, I guess now.
I feel like you kind of got them back by wearing those pants. Thank you.
Maybe in all that, I was embarrassing myself and everyone was just like, damn, those are fire pants. I've had these pants. Jerry gave them to me a while ago. Those are very Jerry. Yeah, I guess they're Jerry or Joe Palm. Yep. And I guess they didn't fit him or something.
And he gave them to me and I've had them and I've just been looking at them every day for months being like, I can't pull them off.
But two for two on people saying they're pulling them off.
Dude, speaking of people biking on the way to work, there was like, some sort of like recreational bike race happening. Oh, sweet. On my way to work today.
And these guys were like, either they all had death wishes or like just didn't realize how dangerous what they were doing was. Like, we're on...
uh san vicente which is pretty like busy road and these guys were like using cars to like draft and like re like you know when they get up and the bikes going like side to side because they're like stand like they were flying like trying to pass each other there's one guy's using like my car to draft and like i'm trying to like not hit these guys and it was like what the fuck is happening right now they they
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