Aaron
Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Holy shit.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
1905.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Oh, weird.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Yes. Oh.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Wow.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Ah!
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Yes.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Wait, what's it called?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
That's not true.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Are you ready for some football?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Wow.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
This is the most democratized jersey.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
$795,000.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
That's how they're going to finally get Europe.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Oh.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Wow.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Okay.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Oh, my God.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Jess put that together. It's kind of a collage. She'll have to tell you the story of that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
of more charismatic of the two of us.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Where are you guys at? We're on Vashon Island, Washington State.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Well, we're going to tell you that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Technical matter. Jess, did you start recording?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Right. I mean, if I have it facing the window, it's usually just like a bright white nothing. All right, so I've been selected to start the story. So it's 1984. I'm 28, and let's say I'm between things. I've recently returned from a year of teaching English in the Canary Islands. Instead of staying in paradise for some dumb reason, I come back to the U.S.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
and then don't know what to do with myself. So I move into my mom's basement and start driving a taxi. I also start dating a German woman, Kirsten, and it gets kind of serious. But then she goes back to Germany for work. We decide, however, to keep dating and have a long-distance relationship.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Then one day in the local newspaper, I see an employment ad seeking sperm donors to help infertile couples. Okay. It turns out that infertile couples means lesbian couples about 95% of the time, but I only learned that much, much later. Since Kirsten and I are being monogamous, this jerk-off job, as it were, seems both like easy money and a good outlet for my sperm.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
I get hired, and I wind up donating. They pay me, so I don't know why they refer to it that way, but I wind up donating about twice a week for a year. Wow.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Despite that career profile, I went to Johns Hopkins, so maybe that helped. That definitely helps. Okay, so at the end of this year of donating sperm, I moved to Germany to be with Kirsten. That relationship doesn't last too long, but in any case, I go on with my life, and I don't give the sperm donation much thought.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
I'd signed a mutual confidentiality agreement with a sperm bank, and DNA testing doesn't exist yet. So I just assumed I'd never learn anything about any children born. I don't ever get involved in a serious relationship and have children the standard way. So fast forward 30 years to 2016, and I begin to see ads for 23andMe.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
I immediately understand that if I get a DNA test, I might be able to find my progeny and I'm intrigued. But I procrastinate signing up for about a year. But finally, I order the test, spit in the test tube and mail it off, having no idea what the odds of finding any of the children are. A few weeks later, I get the results back.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
I did do like a kind of back of the napkin calculation based on odds of conception. It seemed like 60 to 70 children might be possible. Yeah, this is wild already. Okay. So I get the results back and find exactly one child, a son named Bryce, age 20. who lives in New York. I was in Pennsylvania at the time. I see this result and I'm like, yikes, what do I do now?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
I spend about a week thinking about what to write to him. And he's also on 23andMe. So I wonder if he's noticed me or been notified about my existence. And I wonder if I'm failing some sort of unwritten test. DNA test results getting etiquette. I write to Bryce and let him know that I'm interested in connecting. I tell him a little bit about myself. He writes back to me in about five minutes flat.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
And he writes back with an email that starts, dad, exclamation point. Which is really alarming because I'm wondering what expectations does this guy have of me? But it turns out he's just joking around and having fun. Oh, okay.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Very smart and funny. We make a positive connection. And pretty soon he connects me with another of my kids, Maddie, who's also about 20, a daughter, who he found through a different service. In fact... He's found in total five other children. So I immediately go from one to six, except for Bryce and Maddie. All the other ones are younger. They don't really come into this story.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Bryce and Maddie and I wind up corresponding with each other. We have like a Facebook chat going. We get to know each other a bit. We exchange life stories and pictures. Our resemblance to each other is pretty striking. There was no doubt that the results were accurate. But they're young college students in their 20s. They have other things going on in their lives.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
So after not too long, things go dormant, and we occasionally like each other's Facebook posts. A few months pass, and then in early 2017, I get a kind of confusing message through 23andMe from a daughter named Alice, aged 11. But really, it's her mother, Jessica, that's writing. And this seems like a good place to bring Jess in to tell her side of the backstory. Okay.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
That seems impossible. When he learned this, I was like, oh, they just made a mix up at the Bureau of Boyfriends.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
We're both playing parents and yet we are actually the biological parents of one of the kids.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Only sort of. Alice should probably be here to speak for herself, but she has never considered me to be her father. Her other moms, her other parents, even if that parent hasn't been so great to her recently.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
They sold you expired sperm. I got expired sperm, man.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Wow. I've only met four. Does it stress you out at all? No. Whenever I discover one, I write them an email and tell them a little bit about myself and say I'm open to connection. Though, strangely, other than Bryce and Maddie and one other, Emily, who happens to live near us, I guess we had a Zoom meeting with one family of three, but... Most of them just haven't been that interested.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Absolutely. Yeah. After my piece was published in the New York Times, and Jess also had a piece published by the BBC, we did get some movie interest.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: DNA Testing
Oh, that's a clever title. That's not the title, though. It is the modern love column, and the title is First I Met My Children, Then My Girlfriend, They're Related.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Well, I need to know if it's something she's interested in. If her current score is low enough, then... You can build it? I see.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
It certainly is, but Jen, are you saying you are interested?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
If she would unblock me, then maybe we could talk about it between her.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
It could definitely turn into that. I'm open to that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
We don't even need to go out. I can send you a couple texts. We can see if you're into it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Oh, I'm doing good. I'm a little confused as to why I got blocked, but I was hoping maybe you guys could help me out with that.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Okay. So her name is Jenna. Okay. We matched on Hinge. Okay. and we went on one kind of date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
So as soon as we matched, we started talking, and then we were hanging out like an hour later.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Well, so she told me that she was taking her dog out for a walk. So I said, hey, I haven't got my cardio in yet today. Why don't I come with you? And we can just talk.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
It was mostly small talk. It was kind of more like a pre-date than anything where we were just getting to know each other.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
I thought I was picking something up. okay okay she didn't seem like she cut it off like how did it end so yeah we were talking about hinge and how are you doing on hinge and i ended up making a joke we're like uh yeah i ended up having to delete hinge because i just i had a full inbox and people kept trying to talk to me and get with me it ended not long after that that was supposed to be a joke
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Yeah, see, maybe I messed up and she just thinks I'm full of myself when I was just trying to be funny.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Uh, not real. It ended not long after that, so I don't know. Maybe she wanted to cut it short.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
I tried texting her maybe half hour later, and it didn't go through, so it seems like she blocked me almost immediately.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
I mean, yeah, hopefully that's it. But I had a good time with her. I'd like to see if there was something more there.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
I think he was kind of focused on the walk. He gave me a sniff. He touched me out, but he wasn't. That's not good.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
I'm sorry I made you feel uncomfortable. It's just in today's dating culture, I'm trying to find a long term partner and get right and not waste time.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Well, to be 100% honest, I was kind of asking to see if you'd be interested in like a no-strings-attached financial compensation thing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
It's awkward to talk about on the radio.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Pre-Block
Closer to what she said. I don't like that term. I don't see it like that. I would just be paying for companionship, not the weird stuff.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
And we would have, you know, it was kind of cute. On the day we'd have little competitions to see who could kind of like, you know, race the other, who could climb faster. And at the top, I had a bottle of Prosecco to share for both of us.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
That does sound really fun. You know, I just really enjoyed it. And we had the drinks. We headed back to our cars. But then after that, I haven't heard from her. And so I've been thinking about her. And I've texted her a couple times. Nothing too, you know, repetitive or what have you. But, yeah, I haven't heard from her. So I'm wondering what's up.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
Not really part of me. I'm a little bit nervous that, you know, there was one point when I was hiking and, you know, trying to race up in front of her that it was a little bit difficult. I had to stretch a little bit and I farted a little bit. And I was in front of her. It wasn't a big fart. It wasn't loud. I don't think it was that bad. But yeah, I don't know if I could exactly smell it.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
I don't know if she could, but maybe.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
No. And that's like, one of the things is that we, you know, we hit it off very well. I thought it was really rare to find a woman that's, you know, just very authentic. Um, she wasn't arrogant. She wasn't full of herself at all. She's a great listener. Um, and she just great storytellers. It was, uh, amazing to listen to her tell all these, all these tales of different adventures he's had.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
And so, um, No, I don't think she would be the type to be that standoffish about it. If that was the case, I really don't know.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
I was just trying to be coy and just not say anything about it. That was probably a good move.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
We were outdoors, so I'm hoping it was just the one toot. I don't exactly recall because I was so flustered by that first one. I don't know.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
Yeah, went up on a hike, a little bit of climbing, had Prosecco at the top of the hike and I'm worried that Maybe she's ghosting me because I might have tooted a little for being nice about it.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
I think it was just one time, but I'm trying to be, you know, fair and don't want to be overly conservative. That's not the case.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
I don't think so, but now you guys got me second guessing.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
I'm no, no. Okay. So I do have a good explanation for all the women. Honestly, they are all friends. And I mean that sincerely. Most of the women that I go on these hikes with, it just reminded me of them. And that's why I brought it up is because, you know, kind of situational memory kind of thing. Most of the women are all in relationships already.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
So, and that's the thing, that's why I was mentioning those names is because they don't mean anything.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
I'm not, I'm not. I, and I'd get kind of like, I do look out for those types myself because I try not to be that. I look, I was raised by a single mom. I have two sisters. I got an older sister, younger sister. So I really don't, I strive not to be that guy, and I don't want to be that guy ever.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
Sorry. Okay. So Michelle and I had a thing over the summer in high school. She is a friend from high school. Like, yeah, I've just known her a long time and that's why we just go way back.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
No, high school summer. And she has been married and has kids. Yeah, no, she's, she's just a friend. Okay.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
Yeah, no, of course. Okay, not only do I know all of the husbands, all the significant others of all these women, but no, I got my, I got, there's Caleb, there's Derek, there are a couple guys from work that we hang out, you know, get drinks every week after work.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
I thank you guys. I appreciate it. I'm glad to clear the air. Lila, thank you for I'm excited for a date. And, yep, you are welcome to talk about as many guys you want. I'll even throw in a free fart for you.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Lyla ghosting Aaron?
Well, I mean, I've been thinking about her ever since our date. You know, we met on a dating app, and I was excited to meet up with her because we both like adventure outdoors. You know, I saw her photos on the app, and she was climbing. I like climbing. So on the first date, we decided to go on a hike, and, you know, with a gorgeous lookout at the top of this hike that I know,
Health Chatter
Life Lessons About Death
Their cars even. Some people get buried in their cars on their motorcycles.
Health Chatter
Life Lessons About Death
Exactly. And if you don't like me, stay away. Don't come to my funeral either.
The Daily
He Was America’s Highest-Ranking Military Officer. Then Came the War on D.E.I.
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The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
So first and foremost, thank you guys for taking my call, man. It's, it's such an honor to speak to you guys today. Excited. Um, secondly, um, a little bit about me. I'm a 22 years old. I, uh, work for all team cells and more South Ohio. I make around 90,000 a year, uh, including profit sharing. And the only debt that I have is my mortgage. Awesome. What's your question?
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
My question is, given the circumstance, how would I diversify my portfolio given right now? My company also does a 10% match. Amazing. I'm only investing in the Roth right now.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
Right now, currently, I do 50% of my income after taxes, so that would be the Roth right now. I'm not doing anything towards the 401k.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
Right now, I'm currently doing American Funds. Just a couple of different growth index funds, a few different mutual funds. I think right now I have a couple separate stocks I'm also investing in as well.
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
Hey, thank you so much for having me on. It's a pleasure to speak with you.
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
I'll do my best to be brief and succinct here. But essentially, my wife and I have been presented with an opportunity by my in-laws, her parents. to take over a business that they've built, um, very successfully.
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
And the caveat to it that is making us a little uncomfortable is that they're offering half of the business to us, half to her brother, um, where they would essentially, um, gift us half of the value of the business, which has no debt. We would owe them back for the other half, but we'd be in partnership with her brother. Now we love her parents, love her brother.
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
As a family, there's no real issues, but we both come from family businesses that we've seen just create a lot of turmoil and a lot of pain kind of in both of our families. And so when we got married, we swore that we would never go into any type of family business. It would never be something that we would pursue. And then this opportunity came up, and we want to be wise.
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
We've worked really hard to get out of debt, have been longtime listeners and adherents to Ramsey's Baby Steps. And so we just feel like, man, are we going backwards by jumping into debt and going into a family business?
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
Yeah, they're essentially gifting us half the business, and then we would owe them back for the other half of what it's worth. Almost as if it was a...
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
Yeah, so we would owe mom and dad back for 50% of the appraised value of the business. And then my brother-in-law would own a quarter. My wife and I would own a quarter.
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
Yes, ma'am. That's correct. How much will that be? About... Yeah, it'd be about $4 million that we would owe back, and then they would be gifting about $4 million.
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
Yes, ma'am. If we decided to sell the day that the... But if you didn't, if you didn't, like, what's the projection on being out of debt? Like, have you run the numbers to see, OK, if we did this? Yeah. What's your cash position now? You and your wife? So not $2 million, that's for sure. Not whatsoever.
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
I mean, we're doing, you know, I think okay, but, you know, just maybe a couple hundred thousand.
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
Yeah, yeah. That's another that's kind of another piece of the conversation that that we're looking at. But it looks like they're leaning more towards because it's a family of business owners. I think they like the idea of giving us an opportunity to grow a business.
The Ramsey Show
Nobody Builds Wealth by Accident
No, truthfully, no. I wouldn't say that it's a passion, but we're passionate about the opportunity.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
I'd say true because we went through about $20,000 in savings since September.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
So we're paying it as we go, but my math tells me we're going to run out of money probably within like six or seven months.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Yeah, so I was looking at getting another job, so I'm working 40 hours a week as an estimator for a construction company. I was looking at picking up shifts at the Olive Garden, and I think I'd probably be able to bring in maybe like another... grand a week doing that.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
I think right now we're looking at maybe coming... I feel like we're going to be short.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Hi. I'm a 22-year-old. I'm debt-free. I just recently graduated from college, and I have a job I really like so far in the data field at a big tech company. Nice. And I essentially want to figure out how to make sure I'm – I'm putting my money in the right places and being smart with my money.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
So I'm about four months into it right now. The base pay, this is all pre-tax, is 78K a year. And then I never know whether to kind of include this or not, but there should be a 7,800 bonus around April. Awesome.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Yeah, so right now I kind of have it at 10% because I just don't want to throw too much money and then I'm planning to move out in the next couple months, so I don't want to have... nothing ready for that. And that will be into a rental probably around $1,800, $1,900 a month. Okay.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Yeah. I mean, I don't really know what kind of where I want to move permanently, but I definitely would like to invest in real estate as well at some point if I can afford it.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Hi. Uh, yeah. So, um, my wife and I have been kind of mulling over a decision that we're, we've been trying to decide whether or not to move is kind of what we're looking at. So I currently, uh, bring in probably about 130 ish thousand between two different revenue streams. Um, and, The salary from one of them sits at about 80 K and there's an opportunity, a couple opportunities.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
I have to bump that up to about a hundred K a year. The issue is we're still in baby step two. We still have about 90 K to pay down. And if we did make this move to this new job, it would require me to move. Um, and we're just not sure if we should do that because. We don't necessarily want to get out of the home that we already own.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
And we know that even if we did sell it, we most likely would not have the ability to purchase a home wherever we move to. We'd probably either have to rent it out or just do something else. By the way, really mature.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Yeah, it moves me in the right direction for sure. I work in IT, and this would bump me more into a network engineer versus just network admin, so kind of a move in the right direction for me as far as career path.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
We have a couple options because it would be, for government contract work, so I could either go north about an hour and a half from where we're at, and I'm not going to drive two hours each way. That just doesn't make sense to me. No. So you'd be moving there. And then another option would be moving there.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Or there are some options and opportunities with the same employer to go out to the Kentucky, southern Indiana area. What does your wife think about this? She's on board for moving. She's been wanting to get out of our townhome for a while now. Well, you buried the lead, man.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Well, we both wanted to get out. It's just the financial. So you don't like this home.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
This particular employer wouldn't, and I guess that leads me to a follow-up question. Should we keep the place we currently have and rent it out? No. We've thought about that. Don't do that.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Yeah, no, I get it. We've just been mulling this over for a while.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Yeah, we want to get out. We want to home for our kids to be able to grow up.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Yeah, I think she'd be happy with it. We'd be both very happy with it. It's a little ways away from family, which gives her some pause. That's her biggest thing. Mine was the money part, but she'd be totally on board. She wants the news.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
No, she's at home. I'm actually at work right now. All right, my friend.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
So I have been setting aside budgeting a couple of dollars every month the last few years here towards an engagement ring. I will not likely be spending that money anytime soon. And so I was wondering if there's a better option. I mean, I'm sure there is, but I was wondering what your thoughts are on a better option
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
or how to use this cash rather than just have it sitting in a drawer and losing value on rising rates and everything.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
I'm sure there are. Do you have any debt? Kind of. Oh, Dan.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Well, I have about $41,000 in vehicle debt, and I say kind of because it's technically under my – I have a full-time job, but I also have a side business cleaning gum from public roadways and sidewalks and stadiums and all that jazz.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
I totally understand. The reason I bought that vehicle as opposed to something used is just when I go to demos and meetings, I wanted a vehicle that was clean and looked nice.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
Hi, Ken. Hi, George. I don't know if anyone wished you Happy New Year yet, but Happy New Year. You get one more day. And one more day.
The Ramsey Show
Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
All right. So, my wife, she's in flight school. She has 100 hours. She's about to get her private pilot license. And she has... Oh yeah. She has a two years left. So, uh, we sold her house. We did the whole Ramsey thing, sold our expensive cars. Um, my wife and I are driving a, we have two cars, but you know, we have a nice 2010 Prius and you know, we're trying to be smart with our money.
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Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
But, uh, so I have about 50,000 left in savings. Um, we bring in 72,000 a year for flight school costs about 50,000 a year and And we had $80,000 in savings in September. So the money's going quick. And I don't know if I'm going to have to go into debt. We are going to have to go into debt to continue this flight school.
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Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool
So we pay as we go. It's about a grand a week. Every time she goes, she pays cash.
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Slow and Steady Wins the Race Every Time
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Slow and Steady Wins the Race Every Time
He... traded in a brand new car that we had just signed up for for a beater wow and that was one of the pivotal moments for me that was like okay he loves cars he just traded in this awesome car for this little beater car betting on the future baby yeah very much i love it so what took 17 years
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just messy on either end how'd you guys navigate that i mean i just always wanted to look back and say that you know with our son we had experiences with him that we didn't say you know at a later age we didn't do those things so that was the balance of figuring out we still are going to go on this trip but we're still working aggressively to get this house paid off yeah dude i love that and how much uh you guys being on track together on being super responsible how much of that did your mother know
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Yeah, I mean, we are constantly talking about Ramsey to anybody that we can.
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Slow and Steady Wins the Race Every Time
So we actually couldn't come visit Nashville until the house was paid off. She's asked us for years. Let's go to Nashville. And I said, I cannot do this until, I mean, we were paying off the house, but we have to have this paid off before we come visit. And here we are now.
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Slow and Steady Wins the Race Every Time
He is actually gone. We are empty nest now. So we're in a new stage. And so about a year and a half ago, we went on a bunch of recruiting trips for football in the car a lot. And we were listening to podcasts hours, hours and hours.
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Slow and Steady Wins the Race Every Time
poor kid he's like any college i'll take i'll sign up anywhere you just get me out of this car at one point he turned to me and he said do you realize that most families in america listen to music when they're on the strips mom can you spell spotify
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Slow and Steady Wins the Race Every Time
we're on spotify too yeah but i said you know i mean the knowledge that you are getting the community of people of ramsey you know people that are calling in this is so much more impactful in your life yeah that's fantastic well i'm proud of you guys well done and this is really hard for me as a guy as a lifelong red raider i'm going to do something i've never done before and that's to tell someone who graduated from texas a&m university well done
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
And so what should I put in place to take over her expenses, like her insurance, and just factor in paying for another person?
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
Well, she's pregnant. She's moving three hours from where she's at. So it'll at least be like a month or so, I think, before she.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
Well, the hope is that she will take on a position at our Christian school at my church, and that is a non-paying job. It's a volunteer position. But she's had her heart set on that, and I think it would be a good idea. And I can support both of us.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
Uh-huh. Well, I'll be out of debt before probably a month or two before we get married, so we won't have debt.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
My income is right at $50,000 a year. I just started a new job, though, so it's supposed to go up.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
Like if you had to project it. I've been told around $60,000 this year.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
Once we're married, saving up for a house is the first big goal. Okay.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
plan to go real intense for the down payment. Okay.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
Yeah, I should be able to put at least about 10,000 or so aside a year. Okay.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
You said the Christian school, Christian school. Okay. It's a day school. Yeah.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
And during this phase, that's another part of it, too.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
No debt, but hopefully about $5,000 or $6,000 worth of savings. That's her goal. She's putting money aside right now. Oh, she's working right now? Yes.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
Who's paying for it? It's kind of a mix of her dad and us paying.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
But I haven't paused to set the money aside from, I'm getting my emergency fund built up before I actually put the money on the ring.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
Well, she picked it out. I didn't actually pick it out. Even better, man. She hates it. That's her problem.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
It's rose gold. It's diamonds. It's got two bands on either side of the engagement part. and I think it's called a Halo set.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
Oh, yes. Okay. She hasn't been through Financial Peace University, but they taught the curriculum in her school, in her high school.
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Money Isn't the Problem—Your Behavior Is
Doing great. Awesome. How can we help? First, I want to say I love George's book. I just finished reading it. Oh, thank you for that. It means the world. So, I am looking to, I'm planning to be married within a year from now, and I'm working the baby steps.
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I'm having to rebuild my emergency fund right now because I had to buy a car, and so that kind of took a big hit, but I'm rebuilding my emergency fund and jumping back into the baby steps, but How should I plan financially to get married? Because when I get married, my girlfriend is most likely not going to be working.
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Jessel was, by the way, the breakout star of last season. And she is the one that got like all the articles written about her. So she's going to have her star moment. So in a rare moment, I will say, let her have her fucking glam.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
But also, why did it take you guys all season to get around to this? Because you guys are being assholes. But also, this show is infinitely better when Jessel is centered. And she's been really on the periphery all season long. She has some storylines here and there. But we've been mired in like... Kind of uninteresting storyline after uninteresting storyline.
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I don't agree with anything that they're doing, but I do appreciate that they finally looped Jessel in to some drama because guess what? Now I'm fired up. And it feels nice to get fired up with this show once in a while.
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Yes. Do you have mezcal? No. oh really what kind and then they like they're like erin like like okay they start making fun of erin's saying like oh yeah do you carry mezcaloom it's our mezcal that my husband and i created in our garage and then rebecca is like yeah use erin 15 you can get that discount like oh my god rebecca's talking shit cool i didn't think you had it in you
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Yeah, they all draw it. The producers give them all whiteboards to draw it, which is, you know, I mean, it is bizarre to think about, but this went on for too long, if you ask me.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
Yeah. So, um, uh, Jessica, I just didn't expect the Nalta platform so hard. Oh, by the way, what did you guys talk about by the pool? I missed it. So Bryn's like, well, so I heard that Jessel's like mad at me. Um, and everyone's like, well, it's not that she's like currently mad, but she was mad before. Um,
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You said she was more mad at you than she's ever been at anyone in her life.
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Yeah. And so Josh was like, don't you remember? She was like, no, but I heard you're upset. So like, cause you always love me, but I wasn't so upset. Someone asked me, have you ever been upset with Bryn?
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And I was like, never, except for this one time when she was just like a raging bitch, you know, I was waiting for the photographer and you stepped right in front of me and take those pictures without even telling me that you were going to go in front of me.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
Listen, the kids eat dinner at six, but they don't really eat dinner at six. That's just when we put the food in front of them and then they throw it around the kitchen. They do that at six o'clock. And then I have to go home.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
Yeah, image control. She's like, what are you talking about? Kid's birthday photography. I had a photographer at my kid's birthday. By the way, let's not forget that Jessel works in PR. This is kind of her thing.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
Yeah. I mean, if the issue were that Jessel was ignoring people, she wasn't answering the phone, she wasn't getting back to you, but then she's doing all this stuff and she's like, oh, it's gone to her head. But now we're this deep in the season and suddenly it's an issue that Jessel has glam and hires photographers. Come on. Silliness.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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Yeah, it's just... okay so um raquel is raquel's um does her thing that she does this episode what she does most episodes which is she goes i mean i think she's doing what she likes that's kind of like all raquel does all season it's like oh my god i can't believe she just knocked over that bicycle i don't know i think she was just walking there
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Yeah, and Jessel's like, I'm just curious. I mean, like, this is, I mean, like, you do boo, and I just never call you out. And Raquel's like, I mean, if Jessel wants to put on makeup and hire a photographer and take photographs of herself, let her do it. I mean, why the fuck do I care? Who gives a shit? I'm like, I still don't understand why Raquel is here.
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I mean, I'm done being like, oh my God, she's so interesting and nice. She is, but I really don't understand why she's here.
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Well, yeah, it's not a, it's not a Raquel over Brent. It's just like, I just want Raquel to contribute more than what she does.
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Serve it up. And Bryn's doing it too. I mean, which is the irony, right? And then we just see lots of photos of Bryn doing like Bryn and glam, Bryn doing like, you know, posing, runway shots and things like that. Like just as guilty as Jessel of doing glam and photography stuff.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
She's like, but I was asking a question. Have you been upset with Bryn? And I told the answer and that was it. It wasn't a big deal. Yeah.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
Yeah. I guess maybe Brynn is saying you're so annoying with photography all the time. And of course, the one thing that I got you mad about is that I took your chance to have a photographer when you have photos. That's what she should have said is you always have photographers around. So I'm sorry that I jumped in front of you the one time. Meanwhile, you have photo shoots every single day.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
So what's the big deal? That's what she should have said. But it's also
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Aaron's like, what's wrong with your brain? Why are you yelling at me? You always attack me instead of the people that are in it. The reason why you get yelled at, Aaron, is because you are the one who stirs this up. You dropped this in here. You said that this is the most angry Jessel has ever been at anyone in the group. And you wind up Brynn. And Brynn is wanting to be wound up, by the way.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
And you are as guilty in this situation as Brynn is.
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Exactly. So Rebecca's like, okay, guys, just to clarify, we asked, have you ever been mad at Brynn? And she answered the question and she didn't say I was like so mad or I was harboring or festering on this. And it's like the worst thing she ever did. And then like, no one listens to Rebecca.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
Literally not the situation. She's mad at you because you over exaggerated a situation yet again. So meanwhile, Uba, her stomach hurts. So she's not really eating. And so she's sort of like being chill on the corner and just like on her phone. And she doesn't feel well.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
So Jussel's like, what are you guys talking about? If you have something to say, and Aaron's like, just shh. Don't shoo me. Shh. If you have something to say, say it. I don't want to say anything to you, but I would never talk about you at the table like that. Shut up. I can't. I can't. Whoa, okay, here we go again with shut up.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
So Uba is like, it is still continue? And Jessel's like, of course. So Uba's saying she doesn't feel well. She's checked out and Brynn is being messy. And she's just like, I don't want to have to get into this, you know, because I'll get into it. I'm loyal to Jessel, but I don't want to get into it. I'm not in the mood. So what's the first thing that happens? She gets right into it.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
Stupid people play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I love that phrase. And she's about to win a big prize. So now Brynn's like, yeah, you're boring to me. That's what I want to know. I think Brynn is like her... I think her big insecurity is that like if people aren't like laughing at what she's doing or charmed by her, she sees them as like an enemy.
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And then she's going to like be really nasty to them when Uba is merely just like under the weather and just as tired and looking at her phone.
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And then we see a flashback where Uba was in the car and she had her light on. And Brynn's like, um, can you shut the light off? Brynn really has an issue with photography and photography equipment. If there's a lighting rig, if there's a lens, if there's a tripod, it's an issue for her. So she's like, no, I'm doing my face. And she goes like, um, but there's a man driving us.
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You don't need to put your light on. And she's like, he doesn't care. Like, he doesn't... Like, he doesn't, he's not there to have, like, or she says he doesn't, whatever. She's basically saying, turn your light off.
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She's a terrorist. She wants us to die. She's a terrorist. Get Uba. And then Brynn is like, oh my God, that like went from like zero to 1600 like so quick, which is what she always does. I mean, I think that she actually is on a mission to make Uba look like the angry black woman.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
I think that like when Uba spurned her advice earlier in the season, I think that Brynn is like now trying to punish her maybe and be like, fine, now you're going to see what it's like or something like that. I don't know. Maybe I'm out of pocket saying that.
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So that's the problem with Brynn. Nobody's safe. So Brynn's like...
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uber why are you here if you're just gonna sit on your phone why are you here uber who um as if brian when she's in a mood does not get all sullen and sulky and put her face into her phone terrible yeah so she's like stay you stay the fuck away from my oh uber's like you stay the fuck away from my side i have a headache i'm tired why are you here then go home go home man why don't you just go home
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It's none of your fucking business. It's not of any of your fucking business. Should I spell that out for you? Or is it not loud enough?
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She's like, it's none of your business what I'm doing over here. Go fuck yourself, Brynn.
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Guys, if this fight goes on any further, I'm going to urinate all over this floor. It's like, oh, Rebecca. So Uba's like mocking Brynn. She's like, oh, why are you here? Why are you here? Why? Get the fuck out of here. Uba has no patience for this gnat that is Brynn.
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Everyone around me knows that. So now they're going to go back to the Sprinter van. And, you know, Bryn is telling us like, why can't I just ask? Like, why are you here?
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And if you say anything that she doesn't like, she flies off the handle. You're not disagreeing with her. You're not having an argument about anything. You're being annoying. You're being obnoxious. You're being a brat. You're regressing to being a sixth grade bully to someone who is just tired and cranky and doesn't feel well. It's not an issue. You're not having a debate about anything.
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You're not disagreeing about anything. You're just being a pest.
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This is your show. I mean, Brynn literally just said that Uba can't hear a single thing that she disagrees with. She flies off the handle. And then here comes Brynn, who hears this and now is like, excuse me? And Uba's like, well, however the fuck you got this job, don't tell me what to do. She was like, don't say shit like that.
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To a woman. I'm like, oh, suddenly now the lady who's been trying to tear down all the successful women around her is now going to play that card. Right.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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So we've got a really packed few weeks coming up. And of course, we have many, many other cities to go to. And also stay tuned for a few more cities we may add to the tour. So we will have updates on that as soon as we have them. Also on Patreon this week. The Traders is back. So we have a two-part cast breakdown. We already released part one of that bonus episode.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
Oh, okay, so this is where, okay, got it, got it. But it's okay for Brynn to go around and spread rumors about Rebecca to other people that she knows are just rumors as part of a prank.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
At least Aaron clocks the other side of it, which is that she says at the same time Brynn knows that Uba gets hot and it feels like Brynn is intentionally poking at her. So she'll poke, she'll push her buttons until Uba has a big reaction and then she'll kind of sit back and be like, whoa, why are you acting like that? And that's exactly correct.
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And I wish that they were actually kind of confronted Brynn about that a little bit more because they can obviously see it happening.
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Yeah, exactly. Aaron's like, well, we can talk about it. Jessel, I didn't... And Jessel's like, I didn't even... I'm sorry. Aaron says, Jessel, I didn't even do anything, and you directed to me, and you just got so mad at me. And Jessel's like, well, but you did tell Bryn, and Bryn and I, we settled it that day, and I wasn't that pissed, and it's what you said. You know?
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
Aaron says, it's what you said, Jessel, in the moment, but it wasn't after the fact. Anyway... Listen, at the end of the day, I think you and I are in a good place and I don't want to go backwards. I want to go forwards. We had a little bump in the road. I guess Jessa was saying all that. Whatever. I can't read my own notes today. It's fine.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
And but Jessel decides she doesn't want to confront Brynn about this. Like, why are you saying something like this?
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
Yeah. So Uba's like, I don't think it's a good idea to have chocolate right now. So she's eating chocolate in bed and Jessel crawls in and Jessel's like, it really isn't, but you should do it anyway. Have that chocolate. She goes, you know what? Lion, don't worry what Chihuahua's talking about, which was her version of eagles don't fly with pigeons. And I appreciate it. I like that.
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It was like, no, you are the sugar daddy. I'd rather eat rice and beans and live in a 400 square foot thing than have a sugar daddy.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
So Jenna looks out the window to see what they're talking about. And Jenna tells Raquel it's Uber and everything there. And Raquel's like, why would she be screaming at Psy? And Jenna's like, I don't think she's screaming at Psy. Psy's just a beneficiary. So Sai is like, so how do you feel about her going after Jessel? And so Uba's like, I think that she's wrong.
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#2681 RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious
And why do you think that she came for Jessel?
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And Jessel's on the phone talking to Povit about the kids. And, you know, it's sort of like one of these reset moments. So now we go to the breakfast table. And Raquel and Rebecca and Jenna and Aaron are there. And Aaron's like, Can I just tell you guys I'm so excited for the beach? And they're like, yeah, great. And Raquel's talking about the beach.
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And Jenna's like, I think we're going to have to keep Brynn on a lounge chair over here and Uba on a lounge chair over there in my vagina here in the middle. Wasn't that so funny, that photo, guys? It was so funny last night.
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So then Uba says that she's like, you know, I played therapy for six months. I paid for therapy for six months for this girl. And she told you guys, right? Didn't she say how much I helped her? She talks about how Uba talks about last year when they were getting ready to go to BravoCon.
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She got a FaceTime from Brynn and Brynn was having a really hard time with her family and Uba had never seen her so broken. And, you know, she like Brynn needs to go home and take care of this situation. So Uba basically was like, I'll pick you up. I'll send you a car. You can call me like crying, whatever you need.
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So Uba kind of like swept in and helped out Brynn in her time of need around BravoCon.
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Real Housewives of New York. Isn't that fun? Isn't that fun to pivot into it? So we're back here. It's Puerto Rico day two. This is our third episode in Puerto Rico and Cy and Aaron and Brynn, they're just hanging out on pool chairs and they're just talking. Aaron's talking about babysitting. She's like, by the way, you can babysit my kids anytime.
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Yeah, because Erin hasn't told everyone that her dad also was recently diagnosed with lung cancer, so she's just going through it and super sensitive. And Uba's very sweet about it, and she's really comforting, and she's showing real contrition. I don't think Erin even holds it against her, but Erin is kind of... devastated because it was like a little bit too real for her.
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So they're, you know, they, they have a nice scene of reconciliation there a little bit. And Aaron's just saying it was really tone deaf. And Uba's basically saying she needs to be more mindful with her words. So we go back to the table and,
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Yeah. So Ty's like, well, you know, Erin, she may be sleeping. So, you know, you stood up for yourself last night, Jessel. That was good. And she's like, yeah, fuck yeah, I did. And Rebecca's like, well, I don't think it was fair that she said that shit to you. And Jessel's like, but I don't understand some of the points she was making. Like, oh, this is what you just said.
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She's like, I have absolutely not changed whatsoever. Do my teeth fit in my mouth? Not always, but I'm the same person still.
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It's like, Brynn, you have to stop with this photography thing. This is a losing cause in the world of The Real Housewives. You're just never going to win. By accusing someone of having too many photographers as if it's a bad thing. That is what people get on the show to do. They want to have that fame. They want to have the photographers.
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And Cy is like, yeah, she could, she should take Jessel's kids. And Aaron's like, yeah, good luck with that. Jessel's kids. Am I right? Yeah.
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Jessel's like, yes, you should see all my cousins or my kids. We just love dressing up. And so then Uber's like, oh, I can't wait for you to have a little girl. She's going to be a mini Jessel. And Brynn's like, yeah, it's going to be insanity.
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And part of me wondered, was that, like, a quiet, like, dig at, like, a subtle dig at Brynn, knowing that Brynn's trouble area is that she doesn't have kids. I couldn't tell if that was, like, Uba trying to give, like, a little thing. And if it was, I would support it. So Uba, um... So now they go into the pool.
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So in the pool with Sog and Uba, Uba is – they're being silly. She's like, is that dog poop? And they're just laughing, whatever, and they're just like – So they have fun moments, right?
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Uba didn't do shit to you. luba did nothing wrong it was it was a it was a it was it was a maybe a thoughtless and uba did uba went in and like oh we are talking about like uba apologizing to aaron or you talk about oh because of the woman you fuck somebody to get this job but she didn't even say no no brand needs an apology for that and for all women so then aaron's like oh gosh you know um
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So now they go, they head off to the beach. And Raquel's like, guys, ladies, we are going to Laquilo. This is one of my favorite beaches. Sand, white, as white as jewels, crystal clear oceans, emptiness, vastness, like you're in your own isolated, beautiful stretch of paradise. Is everyone excited to go to this beautiful, beautiful beach?
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Yeah, she was. I mean, the beach does not look great. There literally is like there's like a fish that's like flopping in like a tide pool. There are like dead birds around. It's not great. And actually, Uba went the nastier route. But then Uba is back. does become a total diva. She's like, I beg of you, please do not, do not swim. Everyone here, don't swim. I'm telling you right now, do not swim.
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I'm telling you right now. You know what, Ube? Like, okay, settle down. You sit on your chair. Let Brynn swim if she wants to swim. Let anyone swim if they want to swim. Like, we're on your side this episode. But like, don't push it.
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Well, to be fair, pigeons are like literally everywhere. Pigeons just like get into everything. And they die everywhere.
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I'll tell you, those dead pigeons in the water, it was, you know, Uba does have some points here. Yeah. She's not totally.
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It was like a very sad public beach. It was a perfectly nice public beach, but it wasn't like real housewives elegance. You know, it really got sold like it was in like the, the,
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All right, well, we'll see what happens next episode. We'll see how this beach situation pans out and further drama with the cast. We also get to see them synchronize swimming in a swimming pool next week, too. So it'll be another grab bag of activity.
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I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch.
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Why are you like this? Brynn is trying so hard and she just, she just loves being nasty. And then when it comes back to get her, she just gets so offended by it.
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And meanwhile, we just see Jessel's in her room. She's like, oh my God, Brynn used half my lotion. This is like not body lotion, it's face lotion.
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I was like, wow, great goals. Having like, whoever goes onto TV and says, I miss having, being part of like a Mean Girls clique. Let's have the Mean Girls clique back together.
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Aaron's like, it just doesn't feel sexual with these guys.
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I know. I try not to have like have like sexual visions of like Daniel Webster. And she's like, yeah, but it's like different with them. I'm like, well, you know, maybe I don't think of them being sexual because all last season was a story about how IVF was and giving birth was like deeply painful and traumatic for her.
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And she is like, it's just like being sexual is like not high on her priorities. So like maybe that's why I'm not picking up on that vibe. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know.
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They act like it's the worst in the world. They just seem like they're friends.
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Yeah, I would not think that Sai should forgive Povit for any of this stuff.
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And then we see flashbacks of her ignoring Povit. And it doesn't seem like he, except he seems totally unfazed by it. It's not like he's like trying to go up to her and say hi to her. He's just standing there staring off at a sconce. Like, okay, well, I guess I'm out of 40.
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What? What it has to be... What is... Where is the issue? What's happening? What is she holding back that you are demanding? Yeah, it's a lack of transparency.
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She's saying, like, yeah, apparently, like, you caught her in line at a photo shoot and she was supposed to be out. And, like, because she has kids and she had to go to the toddlers. And you were like, it's okay, babe. I'll just go first. And you, like, went before her.
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Yeah. Oh, the kids will be fine.
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Yeah. So she goes, by the way, you call me a social climber, and that's fine. And everyone's like, oh, yeah, sorry about that.
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Like any invite, she will say yes to. Like any invite. Like, how desperate. I'm like, you guys are all in the real households of New York. Don't act like you're not all thirsty bitches.
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And then we see a photo, like a professional photo of Jessel and the family. And it's fine. Burn her at the stake. I know. I mean, I think they sort of get to what really bothers them later on, which is that essentially they're like, it's just, she's getting annoying with having lots of glam and photos and just like, they probably all are waiting for her. So why don't you just say it? Say it.
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Like, why do you wait so long and saying like, she's not being authentic? Yeah. So she goes, I honestly, God, don't know anymore.
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Yeah, I know size. Cool. shoes by mayberry sigh who pulled up at like erin's house two years in a row with like a rack of looks to wear so that way she could turn the trip into a backdrop for her social media is now complaining that jessel wants to have photo op moments literally can't go five minutes without taking a selfie for instagram ridiculous
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I mean, I have often felt like glam has been one of the detractions of the Real Housewives. I often enjoyed the old Real Housewives because they would just put on their own makeup and go, and I really thought that was a little bit more... I always enjoyed that. But I just always think it's, but I think it's crazy that Aaron is like shocked, shocked that Jessel would have glam.
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And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.