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Chapter 1: What happened during Memorial Day weekend?
Rajon Rondo. Yes. Or Matt Stafford. Yeah, and you said one last week. You said one today. Matt Stafford, can you look him?
Is that number nine?
Yeah, he's nine. You said one the other day, too, that was nine. Really? You thought he was eight, and you got upset that I said it was nine.
Nine. Well, why'd you say that?
Tony Romo. Tony Romo. Google Tony Romo naked. Okay, we are also getting into... I'm a Romosexual. It's just a fun play on words. We can probably start doing ages now, too. Oh, the Rizzler. How old is the Rizzler? Eight? Seven? Rizzler? That's not the way you spell it.
I know. He's nine.
He's nine. All right. The Rizzler app. This is our Rizzler app. Lauren, give me Deuce Tatum. Deuce Tatum. Is he that old? In my mind, he was like five. In my mind, the Rizzler was like five.
Who is this guy?
Six.
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Chapter 2: Who is Willy's new man crush?
Are you going to gatekeep him?
No. Dude, he's... I want everyone to experience this guy. I'm going to try and get him around as many people... Anyone that I know, I hope, gets the pleasure of meeting this guy. He's truly... I woke up... Have I ever listened to a podcast and they said...
one of the hosts had met me and they were saying these kind of things it'd be the best day of my life oh i thought you're gonna say it was it would be like creepy no no i i i understand it might be a little odd he's just he's the coolest guy so i ordered a round of drinks for everyone and jd said that he wanted whatever i was having cool guy move didn't know ask no questions when they all came out i was kind of handing them back and then i looked back and he didn't have one and i
I thought I was just like, oh, I'm sorry. My bad. Flan said that I turned around and realized that I forgot his drink. I was like, I am so sorry. I'm not normally like this. It was just like a mental error. I could have sworn I ordered it. He was like, oh, dude, it's completely fine. He's the nicest guy in the world. He's probably sitting somewhere with his friends right now.
He's like, that fucker didn't get me a drink. That guy Jack fucking blows. I met the biggest dick, dude. He purposely didn't get me a drink. Yeah. You had a big weekend, Willie. We had a viral weekend. Yeah.
Nick's lost on Friday. They won yesterday. They won yesterday. Then I won on a big boat yesterday. Yeah, I was on a boat. Or Saturday. On the marina.
Big boat. It was fun. It was... Yeah, Flan and her friends said they saw you out after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I... They were on my street. Yeah. Apparently Liam and Will were out smoking a cigarette and one of Flan's friends said that Liam and I look a lot alike. And that was like...
that's completely fine to me it's just i'd never made that yeah and then i don't agree but then that girl lost all all uh credibility because she was like trying to explain it she was like in the same way that like you and willie kind of look like and i was like okay the three of us look absolutely nothing like we're on a spectrum totally we're all on a spectrum but we my friends always mix you guys up
Me and Willie? I think it's just because we have the pod together, too. And we dress the same. Yeah. But that made me realize, okay, this person doesn't know what they're talking about. She just thinks all men look the same. If you think that me, you, and Liam look a lot alike. Yeah. And Lauren looks like us, too. We're the first three men. It's someone who just thinks humans look a lot alike.
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Chapter 3: What was the story behind Willy's stalker encounter?
I think I've heard this theory before.
When the Senate gets together, one of the planets... Sorry.
No, I said I think I've heard this theory before where people saw them in the background or something.
Pull up E.T. in Star Wars. If you zoom in on one of the pods, it's just a bunch of E.T. 's. Go to that first one. Oh, that's sick. Isn't that cool?
Ah! I love E.T.
Which that means that there are humans in... Except this was a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Oh, you think they outlived us? Well, I think these aliens lived long enough to then do E.T. But they occurred in different... That's pretty funny.
Isn't that interesting?
That's awesome. E.T. I gotta show you something crazy that happened. Scott and I got stalked.
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Chapter 4: What makes a great barbershop experience?
how could any judge be like i'm gonna side with the evil the evil guys it's like an old like 90s disney predicament where like big business is like putting the little and they're just like well that's how it goes i think that we should start a third ugg podcast okay and sue both of them am i picking up what you're putting down right now
I was on my phone for the first part of that. I was looking for this video to show you. I wasn't just hacking. And my neighbors just texted that someone broke into our yard. So I got a little distracted by that. This is Scott and I at dinner last night.
Wait, can I just before you play this alone? This is like how a guy with schizophrenia would tee up a video that like he was getting gang stalked. We're like, it's if it starts on the salad. That to me is like a nuts guy being like there were little guys. I had to reveal man.
He had three phones. It was filming us through the window while we were eating dinner.
Wait, what? Wait, what?
He's holding two phones, and then he has one on a tripod.
Are you on Main Street?
Yeah. That is... At the Library Ale House. Is that place good? I've never been there. So good, yeah. Wait, really, break this down for me. What, how, who, and when?
Last night, Scott and I, about 8 o'clock, we decided to go get dinner at the Library Ale House. The only seats they had were in the window. It was kind of fun for people watching.
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Chapter 5: What are some fictional plots from The Office?
also if he's facing the window why is it there's it's just glare against so that's the other thing he's like initially he was kind of filming like other people and we were like what the hell is that guy doing and then i think he caught on and i was just i was like this is the funniest thing i've ever seen and i think he caught on to how funny i thought it was it was like it's like if you give him a reaction then right that's what he wants if you give us i think if i had just not if i completely ignored him i might have been better off but i was laughing so hard that i think he came up and just really got into it
Oh, my God.
Isn't that insane?
That's insane.
I think that my – also, I like Scott's positive attitude towards it. I feel like if I was with you, that would get old for me. Oh, we were both just cracking up. In a second. Did you say anything to him? Like, stop.
No, we were like, what are you doing, man?
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Chapter 6: How do you ask someone to hang out?
Is he allowed to do that? You're in public, I guess.
So no party wanted to go outside and be like, hey, what's going on? No.
I don't know.
It was harmless. You should have spread your butt cheeks and put them against the window so all his streams got shut down.
No, I did do that.
100%.
Do you think he's... He must be making money off of this if this is like... What? Like, there are people that just go out. There's someone making money off of me and Scott eating white bean hummus. I think there are people out there that, like, don't go outside. And so they, like, get their fix by watching this.
live no i bet it's a lot i bet it's just a live stream you can just tune in it's like main street santa monica oh that's true people can like live vicariously through this bizarre bizarre i've been on tiktok and it comes up like we ho bars and it'll be random people like filming everyone walking into the bars i don't like this guy and i think that he should be put down okay dude
sorry um i i think i think that's a like you're making money off of this i kind of respect but you're willie you're an interesting person to this for this to happen to because you don't care about being filmed there are people out there that that would probably make them that would like ruin their night and they would like they would not feel comfortable this would be hysterical to me too i would be like i think that i would i think i would have to say something i'm shocked you didn't say something
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Chapter 7: What are the best ways to network and make new friends?
Talking to one of our friends. And I was talking to Scott, I think, Willie's roommate. Who? Oh, yeah. And I was like, I think that those people are going to make out in the next five seconds. And we were like, okay. And then we turn around. Our friend is no longer with Lauren's friend. I panned 15 degrees to the left.
And Lauren's friend and we can believe are giving everyone shit, giving each other a tongue bath in the middle of the bar. Then they were like grinding. No, I know. What is going on, man?
We were all talking about that.
They were living it up.
What was very funny is usually when you go out and you see a really drunk person, you don't have the context of what they're like sober. I got to see her. I saw her at Santa Monica Bruco.
uh like two hours before yeah yeah completely sober very very sweet innocent seeming and nice and then fast forward two hours later she was holding her by her ankles and they were spitting each other around the room yeah it was a name on everything everyone was being funny on friday yeah the the next game starting at 5 p.m just put put our whole crew on sort of a accelerated timeline um
so are they almost toast what nicks yeah no wait can i actually the photo the photo of me is kind of all the time you'll just have to blur yeah i will the girl this is a caught caught in action with my insane w riz i guess people were saying airdrop it you have to blur her though yeah that would be a violation i think
Are we going to get to see you rizzing in real life? Yeah. Let's go. You've become a little rizzler these last couple of months. All right, leave me alone. Me explaining. You're like, all right, so the crow's worth four points. She's like, I don't know how I ended up here. So this is the grassland habitat.
um yeah that was me was that night time or day that was the following morning that was me explaining wingspan to her it's very funny yeah so funny waking up at a guy's house and being like all right just gotta get out of here he's like all right very quickly i'm gonna explain the most complex board game of all time oh what else happened that night jesus christ oh i ate a bunch of taco bell oh i did too actually really yeah
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