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Will & Rusty's Playdate

the christmas kiss heard round the world

Wed, 25 Dec 2024

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Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! Rusty realizes that people might be afraid of him, Willy is excited about his new Where’s Waldo coffee table book, and the boys propose building a bridge to Terabithia. They also discuss getting turned on at work, the LA food scene, and a Redditor who's banning alcohol this holiday season. The boys wrap up with two wonderful drafts of Christmas traditions that don’t exist and predict the hottest gifts of 2024. Strap in, Playmates, and we’ll see you next year! FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod BUY OUR HAT: https://almostfriday.shop/products/a-pleasure-to-have-in-class-hat JOIN US IN DRINKING FIREBALL DURING OUR GAME DAYS THIS SEASON https://www.fireballwhisky.com/. MUST BE 21+.  USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 THANKS TO THIS EPISODE’S SPONSOR TWISTED TEA. TWISTED TEA IS REFRESHING, DELICIOUS, AND TASTES LIKE REAL ICED TEA BECAUSE IT’S MADE WITH REAL BREWED TEA. DON’T FORGET TO PICK UP SOME TWISTED TEA FOR YOUR HOLIDAY PARTY OR NEXT GATHERING! GO TO HTTPS://WWW.LUCY.CO/FRIDAY AND USE PROMO CODE FRIDAY FOR 20% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. WARNING: THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NICOTINE. NICOTINE IS AN ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL. (00:00) Intro (01:11) The Irish Arrive (06:23) Stolen Packages (10:22) Office Nightmare (18:12) Rusty’s Gifted Sweater (22:01) Favorite Christmas Memories (27:03) How to Escape a Bear (34:54) Lexapro (37:21) Episode 69 (43:32) Christmas Roadmap (50:52) Pitch Submissions (01:00:23) Pitches (01:03:58) Boners (01:11:03) Teach Me Something (01:17:30) This Guy Rocks (01:24:13) AITA (01:31:37) Rusty’s Would You Rather (01:32:56) Christmas Traditions that Don’t Exist (01:36:45) Hottest Christmas Gifts of 2024 (01:39:55) Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What Christmas memories do the hosts have?

150.302 - 150.822 Rusty

Did it peak?

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151.082 - 154.323 Will

No. She's good.

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154.543 - 169.426 Rusty

She is good. What? I'll give her that. She's on top of it. So everyone's familiar with the Irish goodbye. I am starting this new thing called the Irish arrive. Okay. It's where you show up on invite.

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171.087 - 172.607 Chester

That's what my mom thought it was going to be.

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173.307 - 191.399 Rusty

Or she said, yeah, she was like, you show up without telling anyone. It's the opposite of that. It's when you have plans, and it doesn't work for one-on-one plans or even groups of three. It has to be plans where maybe you could go unnoticed. You just don't show up, and you don't tell anyone you're not coming. And it's the greatest feeling in the world.

191.519 - 191.799 Chester

Okay.

192.28 - 206.111 Rusty

Wait, that's... What? Bailing on plans without telling anyone. Everyone hates that guy. The Irish arrive. That's a fun spin on it. I don't think that's good. Because bailing is boring. They're like, oh, Jack Irish arrived. Yeah. Yeah.

207.174 - 234.618 Rusty

um i had something on saturday and i just got tired and i just went home and i didn't i didn't go and i didn't tell anyone what was the thing it's a friend's birthday party but but this makes you a piece of shit i went i went mini golfing with him right before it so it was like i got wait you're telling me i didn't get invited to joe's birthday party yeah yeah well closer than that it actually it was at it was like a four-way birthday joe who

236.797 - 248.826 Rusty

Sam's friend. That's fine. It was like a four-way birthday and it was at two other guys' houses that you haven't met. Alright, I can live with that then. Wait, did I ever tell you about how I've mastered the Irish goodbye?

Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the LA food scene?

Chapter 3: What are the hottest Christmas gifts for 2024?

Chapter 4: What are some funny Christmas traditions that don't exist?

1005.651 - 1007.672 Jane Doe

They built a rope swing and Lauren killed herself.

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1010.695 - 1016.96 Will

No, we just, in the corner of our yard, we had a big tree and we just made a huge... Swing and a miss.

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1019.041 - 1019.802 Jane Doe

No pun intended.

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1021.519 - 1023.26 Jane Doe

Ooh, what else do we got to talk about?

1023.28 - 1023.861 Will

Never mind.

1024.141 - 1025.702 Jane Doe

Isn't that what happened? It was stupid.

1028.825 - 1034.109 Will

Oh. No, she fell. What? It's not that dark.

1035.129 - 1037.811 Jane Doe

That whole book is super dark. It's all about grief, isn't it?

Chapter 5: How do you escape a bear?

Chapter 6: What was the funniest moment during the podcast?

Chapter 7: What is the significance of Episode 69?

281.006 - 281.827 Chris

Yeah, hot chee.

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283.038 - 294.083 Rusty

What were you saying? Elf Rudolph. They're doing something with him. Elf and Rudolph. Dude, there's this girl in my apartment complex that, yeah, right?

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294.584 - 301.367 Chester

That, oh, Lauren's doing fun lip gloss. Every time I look over, it's like a new thing. Every time we look over, you look a new thing. How did you even get that out that quickly?

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302.643 - 304.185 Will

I had it. I just have to do this.

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304.245 - 308.211 Rusty

It's like part of... Glad she's on top of it.

308.271 - 309.753 Will

I'm listening. I'm in the conversation.

309.773 - 310.915 Rusty

She's gristling. All right, let's go.

311.055 - 312.557 Will

Go, go, go. The girl in your apartment.

312.597 - 315.441 Chester

She has one headphone in and is doing her makeup.

Chapter 8: What are some impactful Christmas traditions?

1005.651 - 1007.672 Jane Doe

They built a rope swing and Lauren killed herself.

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1010.695 - 1016.96 Will

No, we just, in the corner of our yard, we had a big tree and we just made a huge... Swing and a miss.

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1019.041 - 1019.802 Jane Doe

No pun intended.

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1021.519 - 1023.26 Jane Doe

Ooh, what else do we got to talk about?

1023.28 - 1023.861 Will

Never mind.

1024.141 - 1025.702 Jane Doe

Isn't that what happened? It was stupid.

1028.825 - 1034.109 Will

Oh. No, she fell. What? It's not that dark.

1035.129 - 1037.811 Jane Doe

That whole book is super dark. It's all about grief, isn't it?

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