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Chapter 1: What happened at the Mets game and who is David Wright?
David Wright. Who's David Wright? One of the Wright brothers? Yeah. He would be 105. Was he? If he's not number five, I'm a really bad guy. Can you Google David Wright? I might be a really bad guy. Oh, thank God. Okay, yeah, David Wright. He wore five? Well done. He's the greatest man of all time. You don't know David Wright? No. He's the greatest man of all time. I find that hard to believe.
Of our lifetimes, for sure. Really? He was our captain. Wait, go back. It says his average is zero. In the 2018 season. I don't think he was on the team. Or he was, like, hurt that whole time. Yeah, he stunk in 2018. He was ass that year, man. Speaking of the Mets, Andrew, me and Willie went to a Mets game in the beautiful Chase Field in Arizona. Phoenix, Arizona. We were there.
Yeah, we just went to the Mets on Tuesday. Oh, dude, we were sitting on the first baseline. You know, there's, like, a woman... Or a man.
Or a man. Or a man.
Ball boys, ball women can be men. Yes. And she was like, if a foul ball comes, she gives it and then she gives it to a fan. And Will's cousin Evan was like, hey, the next one, can I grab it? And she was like, yeah, totally. And this little girl came down. who had already gotten one. She'd already gotten a fucking ball and asked for it again. And so Evan gave her the second ball.
And the woman was like, what do you say? And she was like, thank you, Evan. And it went up. And then the woman who had been completely normal and nice the whole time was like, she's pretty cute, a little young. And we were like, all right. It was like a child. It was like a seven-year-old girl. We were like, what? But then Jeff McNeil hit a foul ball. She scooped it up, dished it through the net.
I actually have it in our office. I should have brought it with us. It has stories to tell. It's got a scuff mark on it that Will's going to be able to tell his grandkids about. He's going to say, Jeff McNeil squibbed this one right off the bat. I'm going to put it right up here.
I think Will picked these seats because we were as close to Juan Soto as we could get, and he kept in Spanish being like, Juan, te amo. I love you. And I was in the greatest Spanish student. I always thought that was because there is... No, I was saying te quiero. Te quiero. And I always thought that was like the I'm in love with you one because it sounds like it's like I want you. Quiero is want.
Yes. So why in Spanish would it be? Like if I'm a man and another man around my age yells, Rusty, I want you. We're going to get it on. To me, that doesn't seem like I like you. That was the goal. I mean, I think they both mean I love you. It doesn't mean I like you. It still means I love you. But one of them is I'm in love with you romantically is what I remember from Senior Face.
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Chapter 2: How did Andrew hit his barista and what was the reaction?
The only time... It's a movie too, actually. The only time I... I used to babysit a kid with Down syndrome and he was really into Clue and Risk. And...
toddlers in general especially toddlers with down syndrome not not not very inclined to play by the rules yeah so we just played his way so i don't know how to play it the right way well i guess clearly you didn't know any of the guys from it right i used to play risk will's way and risk will's way meant it was just you would stack up like the coolest army you could and just go like oh
And I would always be like, hey, want to play Risk Will's Way? My brother's like, no, that game sucks. They're like, you're a junior in high school. Grow up. Dude, you live in LA. We have a meeting. Where are you?
Wait, what were we talking about there? Oh, your clean water bottle?
Oh, yeah. So I fill the water bottle up. Clean water bottle. Fill it up. Go to take a sip. Straight soap. It was filled to the brim with bubbly soap water. Someone had cleaned it and clearly not gotten the soap out. And so it just filled up with soap. And I just drank soap earlier. If I start acting weird or saying anything off color, it's because of the soap. Yeah.
I was a dishwasher for a little bit. Well, I was primarily a bar back. Blue collar. But if things started heating up, they're like, dude, we need you running dishes. Yeah. And the one thing the guy told me was that if you leave soap on the plate, someone can die. I think he was just really trying to get me to make sure to be diligent. But the way he phrased it was like, someone will die.
And so I was like really in there rinsing them. You know when you get a new job and you're trying to work really hard? Yeah, yeah. But like... To do the job effectively, you have to, like, cut some corners or whatever. Like, I'd be on a plate for, like, 30 seconds each. And they'd be like, all right, come on, man. That's enough. It's rush hour.
Yeah, I used to... I spent some time in the dish pit at Lewis Barbecue. And I had a funny thing, which is, like, you know, like, I'm... Listen, I'll be the first to admit, like, when I eat, like, I'll get shit on my face. And, like, I'm kind of, like... I know. I'll get shit on myself. Yeah. I'm no, you know... I get shit on myself.
I had a few shifts in the dish pit when the guy would call out and they'd be like, Willie, we need you because I lived around the corner. I would always end up sopping wet. My whole body soaked. I did that too. They would be like,
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