The crew debates the etiquette of movie spoilers, a pants-related mishap at a baby shower, and why the name Christopher might be on its way out. Rusty shares a hilarious story about Will’s run-in with Kenny “the Jet” Smith, while Willy dives into the wild world of Meme Coin. They also discuss whether it’s okay to keep gifts from an ex, and Rusty tries (once again) to Family Guy Lauren. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. VISIT https://www.expressvpn.com/playdate TO GET UP TO SIX EXTRA MONTHS OF VPN FREE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON! GO TO HTTPS://WWW.LUCY.CO/FRIDAY AND USE PROMO CODE FRIDAY FOR 20% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. WARNING: THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NICOTINE. NICOTINE IS AN ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL. (00:00) Intro (00:34) Nashville (07:40) Everything is Shocking Rusty (10:20) Funny Sleep Scenarios (17:40) UnitedHealthcare Shooting (23:09) Hospital Bench Fart (28:56) Childhood Injuries (38:29) Scaling Buildings (43:30) Roadmap (47:36) Meme Coins (57:33) Pitch Submissions (01:13:26) Pitches (01:18:36) Teach Me Something (01:22:45) This Guy Rocks (01:30:01) AITA (01:40:07) Things We Wish Were Wrapped (01:45:00) Sayings that Don’t Exist (01:48:48) Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What hilarious mishap happened at the baby shower?
Sometimes, I don't know what kind of mood I was in, but I was talking in my voice memos just about something. Sometimes I'll journal by just talking out loud. Hmm. I don't know if that's, like, strange, but... It's not relatable, but I kind of find it interesting. I was talking to my voice memos, and then... Can we listen to it?
No. Is it bad?
No, it's not bad.
It's just, like... Is it, like, Will's... Like, Will looked hot today.
Yeah. That's all of them. Let's go. Yeah. Let's listen. It's pretty big for you. No, no, no. And I was talking, and then you can... But if it was, like, I, like... I shit my pants in the baby shower, and, like, everyone... You can hear the point.
Everyone was looking at my shit pants all baby shower. I shit my skirt at the baby shower. Yeah.
all right if you shit your skirt is that just regular pooping because it doesn't it doesn't hit anything yeah you underwear unless you're nude um no it was just funny because you could hear the point at which i was like dozing off to sleep and then i proceed to just it's like a four hour long voice memo because you fell yeah yeah and then i wake up and my phone was dead and i like kind of i had to go somewhere at 10 but yeah it was just funny to listen back to
Did you guys ever do the sleep cycle app?
Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What shocking story did Rusty share about his flight?
We were in like elementary school.
Yeah.
And they took everyone to the church. They took it very, very seriously. And I don't think they ever caught the guy, but we all like knew who it was. We think we know. Oh, dude, I was thinking about when Will said Christopher, there was a Chris in my school that there was this old man named Herbert that was like obsessed with him and was like definitely like a pedophile. Yeah.
But, like, no one stopped him. And, like, they would, like, hang out. Like, Chris and him would, like, hang out. And... He was a guy at your school? He was, like... No, Chris was... Chris went to my school. And then Herbert was, like, our neighbor. And we all called him Herbert the Pervert. And he would... Chris would, like, go... What? I don't know. Chris would, like, go to his house.
And then we would be outside. And you'd see Chris, like, run out of the house. And Herbert would, like, chase him on his... What? Isn't that insane? And they didn't, like, call the cops?
This is not real.
I swear to God. And I think there's, like, a story about it. But they, like, eventually caught him or something. But he... It was always weird. Like, this guy was a freak. He, like, whistled when he talked. We... I mean... Yeah, I can't tell... Like, he was an actual... We had our... Our neighbor was, like, a guy with a mustache that looked like he would be a pervert. This guy, Flanders. And he...
I know who Flanders is now.
No, mine's a real story. Wait, Google Herbert the Pervert Chris.
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Chapter 3: Is it okay to keep gifts from an ex?
Like if I like not necessarily the next one. Yeah. But there was a possibility for me to win the lottery. I like that a lot. Cuisine. I would like to know what type of cuisine I've eaten the most of. I think I might have had more tacos than anything else this year. It's possible.
I think... Yeah, Mexican would be okay.
Mexican or... Italian.
Italian, sneaky, I guess.
Yeah.
I don't know what a pizza is. I think it has to be... Just with Chipotle alone, I think I've had more burritos and tacos and bowls than anything. I think Mexican, yeah. Mexican food's really good. Mexican food's the best food in the world. I agree. Let me see. I would want to... Oh, I would want to know like people in your life that stalk your Instagram.
So I'd be like, these are the top five viewers of your Instagram this year. But it's like just for people that you know. I like that. So you can be like, oh, no way. Like that random person really is checking up on me. Bagel. I would like to know which type of bagel I've had the most of. Because honestly, this morning I had onion. Early in the year, I was everything. I had a cinnamon raisin phase.
I've had a blueberry phase. I had a few asiagos. I just want to know which one I've had the most of.
yeah and like how many pounds of bagel you've had that i don't want to know that would how many pounds you've gained from bagel how many bagel i've done um i want i want just a ranking of the outfits that i look best in oh i like that so because sometimes i feel like you get comfortable with your outfits but there is one that you don't wear a lot that to everyone else you look very good this might be the outfit i've worn the most this year
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Chapter 6: What are the wild stories behind meme coins?
In the ether, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. But anyway, then there was some other guy that apparently had been doing it just on the low in Georgia. He had figured it out like 10 years before.
ether dome what he had figured out like how to knock people out and do sir but he like didn't really tell anyone this is like a weird thing to keep to yourself i guess but i think he was discovering like time travel yeah and being like yeah i'm just gonna do it in athens yeah i don't know that's a good point i guess do it in houston i guess i like the idea that he was just like i'm just worried about like how i can best help people my community wasn't
i mean he's be there were probably like thousands of people that died in the time that he was you seen the guy playing the guitar during his own brain surgery yeah why why do they have to be awake for that i don't know it said it was something to like you had to keep the brain moving or else it'll like oh my god crazy um all right should we do this guy rocks yeah ready ladies and gentlemen
This guy rocks.
Okay, you know what I realized a few episodes ago? What? We used to only do the voice with Teach Me Something, and now we do it with This Guy Rocks, and I couldn't remember.
Oh, it's the same voice.
Yeah. We go, dun, dun, dun. Okay. It's the Teach Me Something.
Teach me something. This guy rocks.
We should do a new one for this guy rocks.
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