Cason
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Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Oh. Whoa, this is like really bringing me back. Not that. I don't know what that is. There was one where you had to like... There was like...
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Culver City. Stand up! We got to talk about Lila Nelson.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
We prank called her parents last week. Oh, yeah, yeah. And said we had to take the roof down a little bit. And her dad called me back after and was like, I got it. I'll play the voicemail. It's actually really funny.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Oh, wait, but that's Apple.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Well, I didn't. I am not going to show... her video i don't think but the the dad called me back i think i like kind of convinced him he's from minnesota minnesota minnesota uh hey i received a message from this number today about a garage you feel free to call me back Yeah. But she sent a video of her telling them that it was because of this. And Lauren's like Snapchatting over there.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It'll be like, it's like,
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I literally just watch you like take selfies.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Sorry, continue. Um... Yeah, she just told them, and her dad immediately went on the offense and was like, we should prank them back.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Nobody fucks with us. But yeah, big fan of Lila Nelson. Thank you for sending us those videos. It was very funny.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Do one? I don't really want to today.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
You don't want to ever do one. We had to do two. Will and I have this new thing we're doing called Cold Cases where he gives me a mystery and us and our friend Cason try and solve it over 12 beers and I've done it twice this week.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
like today is riley doll's birthday i she was a good friend so obviously i've written it down at some point but i never like put it into google birthday on valentine's day is kind of brutal yeah i was lauren and i were talking about i was like god scrolling through instagrams making me want to fucking lose it huh and she was like no i love it for the record we're recording this on valentine's day yeah wait why does it make you want to lose it
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
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Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
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Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
And so after our thing... How are they all sleeping in your house? Two on the couch and we have an air mattress.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
i got home and they had just like finished dinner and they had like everything out on the table it was like i felt like a dad coming home to like it was nice you know what i mean yeah we had like chicken parm did you make it they breaded it i didn't make it though i bet it was so much worse though why would you make it worse on purpose they're the guy it's honestly an insult by that one you could just eat out every meal no mine was better than ospy's i think
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
i haven't i went to ospie last weekend i haven't had their chicken parm it's vodka sauce parm oh my dang but then we played wingspan and for any of my spaniards out there they'll know
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
100 points last night. First guy since I've gotten the game of any game I've played. Do you think you have pro-level understanding of it? No. Because it hasn't been out long enough. It's been out for five or six years. What do you not understand about it?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
don't i have there's things i haven't tried there's a lot of different ways to play the game like risky yeah like there's stuff that like i've never i don't think i tuck birds enough i think tucking birds can be sort of goaded because there's no cap on it tuck tuck bird sounds like a euphemism for something i know like yeah like put like closing your fly yeah tuck your bird man uh i think i need to explore my wetlands more and focus on tucking birds oh
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
do not want to hear about you exploring your wetlands oh when was the last time you explored your wetlands it hasn't i've never really done it i've always focused sort of on eggs and food and
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
without of you exploring your wetlands do you want to explore my wetlands not at all not i've never i've honestly never wanted to explore anything less all right lauren when was the last time you explored your wetlands um never i was telling lauren i ate while we were playing wingspan i ate an entire bag of baby carrots
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
well it's just like because he wants what they have i want what they have that's so interesting i feel like when i before i had a girlfriend i never saw like another relationship and was like envious no well that's what i'm saying though it's not like i'm like envious of the relationships it's like you look at enough and i'm like that would be nice to have too right right ah stay stay single as long as you can
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Yeah, I think... What was the other one? It was, like, if you, like, jerk off too much or go blind. Like, if you eat a pumpkin seed. If you eat a watermelon seed, it'll grow on your stomach. That one sounds like one of those, but it's not. I guess, like, who would be trying to prevent you from eating more carrots? I know. I feel like I'm calling bullshit because it would have happened. Big fruit?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
But it looked like it was maybe mostly baby. mostly i don't think that that's enough carrots i ate a whole bag of baby carrots how big of a bag yeah it's like i feel like half a bag could be a serving yeah you had two servings of carrots you doubled up one day i don't think you probably have a bag i don't know if you want to go ham
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
We don't need to know that.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
13. Okay, that's definitely not. It was definitely not 13 carrots. Will had 26 carrots and is fucking losing his mind. That's like a normal amount of carrots. That's not the packaging I had.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Well, I don't know if they make those in bags. You know, it'd be crazier if you did the bigger ones.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Do you guys like carrot cake?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Can you get a carrot cake for your wig party?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Carrot cake. Just get a ginormous carrot cake. I want a different kind of cake. You don't like carrot cake? It's not my favorite. Do you like pineapple on your pizza, Lauren?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
i'll eat it but i don't i will see i like it and uh we're making pizzas tonight for valentine's day oh you and shardy yeah and i was like i was like you know we should do three mini ones yeah you know because she was oh she was like no pineapple on pizza and i was like okay cool what do you want and she goes uh pepperoni mushrooms and green olives yeah i go
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
green olives black olives not green that's what i'm saying green all black olives on pizza all tolerate so good she's she was like i was like it feels like feels like you're kind of throwing stones from a glass house right now if you if you don't if you think my topping is crazy but you say one that no one's ever done i've never seen green olives on pizza it's not it's not a thing she was like no we did it all the time growing up and i was like you are out of black olives
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
black olives on pizza so good i used to sneak black olives out of the when it was taco night i would like come up and be like wait same yeah same oh out of the thing but in hindsight what the fuck were we doing with the black olives on taco yeah oh that's a good point no but i have memories of doing it was on taco night too i'd grab a little thing of cheese and a little thing of black olives and like scurry into the counter yeah i think i think we had those on tacos hide in the i could fit in the bread box until i was like 16
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Google counter bread box. It was built into the cabinets. You slide it up. It slides up like that. I've never seen that in my life. No, no, no. It slid.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
it was honestly for anyone listening about the size of a microwave we need to call we need to it was it was literally that size we need to i i i will get an expert on the phone i believe you you could fit into this clearly it wasn't that size no it was literally that size it wasn't that one it was the first one until you were 16 until you were 16 you fit in a microwave essentially i
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
There should be like two side tables and it's like, are you wearing a wig? If yes, have a piece of candy. Yeah, yeah. If not, put on this mustache and take a shot of Malort or a turnaround. Malort. Malort or turnaround. Do you have Malort? No, but I don't know.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I just think don't... If you don't have a wig... If you want to come to the wig party, wear a wig.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Yeah. No, I like my girlfriend. Yeah, no, I just... It's not like I'm like, God, I want that. That would be nice. Let's role play. I'm your girlfriend. You, it's Valentine's Day. What are the things that you would want to say to me? What are the things that you would want me to say to you? What would we do? Baby, when your eyes look into mine...
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Yeah, I think I hate when people are... Thomas Jefferson. I hate when people are too cool for school.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
That makes me so... I was like Mikey Goulter in high school, dude. He never dressed up for Spirit Week. Yeah.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
yeah that that it just grinds my gears no it's so dumb we're like themed parties everyone's wearing their cool outfit and they're just in like a sweatshirt i'm like we look so stupid like when when it's halloween and someone's like fucking stupid boyfriend is like like thinks it's cool to like kind of mail it in yeah it's like nope yeah nope you're boring sometimes i mail it on halloween i hate halloween that's my least favorite holiday
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
i think same i always want to be someone that tries harder and plans ahead like mia loves halloween yeah i just don't care i don't even i don't think it's like you don't even need to try super hard i just feel like the same people that you cannot can't count on to wear a wig would be the same people you can't count on to do like basic stuff you know what i mean like i don't if you're if you're gonna have has it there like you're probably not gonna come to something if i'm like counting on you you know what i mean
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
okay yeah like i think that's frustrating when they're they're i've like really good friends where i'm like if i was in a bind like i don't think i could i don't think that guy would be of any help yeah like jerry oh here we go yep hey when how old do you think i was when i could stop fitting in the bread box wait what'd you say how old do you think i was when i could stop when i could no longer fit in the bread box
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Okay, I said 16, but 12... That's way different. No, not 16.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
But that's still crazy. How big was the bread box, you think? Like, it was an impressive feat. 21 questions asked.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Yeah. That makes... No, I swear to God, it was, like... It was, like, insane. It was a one-by-one... All right, thank you, Casey. It was a...
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
what you said possibly you want to get lunch with me and mom if we come to you what time whatever we don't really have plans we're on a hike right now okay let me look one second let me look at my calendar can i come to lunch yeah you want to come to learn no i have to i'm too busy today i can't either i could do i could do lunch at uh two o'clock one o'clock
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
all right we'll talk later i'm on the podcast but dude that makes no sense no that's like my that's my no not that was my no nonsense sister too that's admitting it was one by one one foot by one foot do you realize how big that is it's yeah you fit in i swear that couldn't even fit a loaf of bread bread is more than one foot long
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
We grew up in America. I don't know. This is like a foot. Bread is longer than that.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I swear, I swear to God, I could fit in the bread box until I was 12.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I did. A one by one? You slid it open. It was like, dude, people in my family called me Houdini. You couldn't even fit one of your legs in there. Wait, that? On my mother.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
It wasn't that exact one, but it was built into the cabinet and you would slide up a door on the side. So like that. Yeah, kind of like that.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
i just you just heard it from my sister until i was 12 years old i could fit in the bread box all right can you get a picture of it do you still live in the house we don't live in that house anymore but i might know the people that do we can look at it if i can get a picture of it i'll put the picture right here yeah please it might be on earth you know what let's go on zillow go on go look up uh okay we're like
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
That's like a very main house. Yeah, that's the bread box. That's the bread box. Where? In the corner. In the corner. No, it's right there. Yeah, you'd slide that door up. I could fit in that bread box until I was 12. That's the exact bread box. That's crazy.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Yeah. I mean, there's no... Well, that's like a little bigger. That's a little bit bigger for sure. That's not a foot. Okay, it's six.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
It also looks like it kind of fans out.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Damn, I haven't seen the inside of this house in forever. But you're impressed, right? Yeah. I fit in the bread box until I was 12. I am impressed.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
that are like cave divers and they squeeze through these tiny that freaks me out so much i don't want to sound insensitive i think if you do that and you get stuck that's like i don't feel i don't feel bad for those people yeah except when we waste like it was like kids what like the highest profile one that when it was like a youth soccer team No, that was, like, that happened on accident.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I thought they fell into, like, a mine shaft.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Like, the Peruvian kids or whatever. They were in, like, Thailand. And they... Well, I'm thinking... I watched this documentary about... I think Lauren's talking about, like, people, like, cave diving. Oh, yeah. And, like, spelunking. I mean, either or, or just... These kids were, like, in a cave, and, like, rainstorms came, and it filled up, and they got cut off.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Oh, that's... And they were in there for, like, days and days. Did they survive? They survived. Again.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I watched this documentary about it. It was insane. Did you ever see that kid that, like, fell down a well?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
and they firefighters couldn't get down there and so they like this like hero neighborhood kid was like i'll go down and they strapped him to him and they lowered him in there and he got because everyone else you could fit in there yeah hero pull this up like kid saves baby from well i could be a hero baby yeah oh dude i think i have crazy they send him down 14 year old boy how the hell like how did that even happen
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I think we should see other people. And then I would get her a car. I would get her a Tesla. Dude, getting a girl a car would be the coolest thing in the world. One day, one day. Everyone like and subscribe.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
How'd the baby get down there?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Walked in. Thirsty. Thirsty baby. Did you see that kayaker get swallowed by a whale the other day?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
you got all sorts of tidbits i guess yeah the dude i'm getting really into instagram reels there's some crazy stuff on there like you'll like i learned a new thing every day but this guy this people these people are kayaking apparently this happens like kind of often this car this whale just breaches swallows him whole goes under his friend is like
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
what spits him out spits it out because they don't eat people or anything besides like krill and so it's like spits him out they call me and he the guy is just like cannot believe what happened that uh wouldn't that would be really fun I don't think so. There was a guy. We were talking to a guy that claimed that that happened to him. Judas? In Boston.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
He was saying he got swallowed by a whale, and he was in there for like 45 seconds, and he was just sitting there kind of punching the roof of the mouth.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Absolutely no way. No way to prove it, but... Like he was by himself? He was at a bar, and we were like... He was at a... What?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
He told me and another guy. Liam might have been there as well, but we were at a bar in Boston. And he was like, you know I got swallowed by a whale? And we were like, okay. I will hear this one. I'll listen. And he was like, yeah, I just kept punching the roof of its mouth and it spit me out. They say enough sucks at the roof. Yeah. Punches at the roof of the mouth will open anything.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Was I allowed to go on email?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Who were you emailing? We would email each other.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
They had Gchat. Yeah, I remember. Google Buzz.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
The OG was like Google Buzz. Oh. Yeah, I was more of a... I had Hotmail, I think. I remember getting it... It was originally jack51.kelly, and then I immediately forgot the password, so I had to switch it to jack52.kelly.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
You have a car. I have a new car. I've never seen anyone else with your car. I was talking with Rick about this the other day.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
What are you doing?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
But I didn't get Google Buzz because it was like a business account. So I missed out on all the fun. You should have made it like gmail at wildenellen.com. Yeah, I don't know if they do that. That would have been sick.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
You should have it.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Birds. I own rustyfeatherstone.com, but I don't know what I'm going to do with it. Yeah. Is there an ihatewildenellen.com? Or what's it called? Wildenellenhater.com? No, Willie Denellen. Go to williedenellen.com.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
He thinks it's a one of one. Or maybe Ed. I was talking with someone and I was like, Lauren has like, it's like traffic in a video game hasn't fully rendered yet. So it just has like a generic car.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I like to think that you guys all have to come up with things that he could say but no one wants to say it so it's like kimnelsonsfat.com it felt like an episode of Parks and Rec or something I was like what the fuck what is going to happen if he owns kimnelsonsucks.com isn't it like a pretty quick process What? To buy? He was, like, going, like, GoDaddy and buying.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
A really funny thing. There's the loudest applause happening.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
My 2010 Ford Taurus. Yeah, like that's not a thing.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
And that's the year the Celtics won the finals, I believe so. $19.87 for a 12-pack is, like, ludicrous. If you try this and you tell me that that is not a fair price... Yep. You're a liar. I will say I was terrified of energy drinks. Yep. Until very recently. I now don't, I don't drink coffee anymore. I drink the orange ones or the rocket pop or the cherry one. Yeah. These ones are gas.
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I was, I was going to say, even though our coworker Travi lost, we stay winning guys. It's zero sugar. It gets the metabolism going. It's 100% natural caffeine. And there isn't an energy drink that tastes better. I will say, I don't, I don't have any science to back this up. Yep. Other caffeine makes me anxious. Yep. I do not feel anxious on this. I just feel stoked. Goated. All the time.
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I feel goated. I don't know if we're allowed to make that claim, but I'm 99% sure it'll make you feel goated. Yeah, fuck it. I'll say it. It makes you goated. Yeah. Hey, other podcasters are afraid to say this. We're not. This energy drink will make you goaded. If you needed a sign to go try it, this is it, my friends. Hit the link in the bio to go get it before the sale ends on 225.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
So you've got less than two weeks. Amen. This podcast is brought to you by Skims. Look who's wearing them right now. Show them for the camera. I've been wearing skims for a lot longer than we've been sponsored. And so this has been a dream come true. Right now I'm wearing the more boxery ones that are a little bit looser. And they have like a fly and stuff. But the tight briefs are my jam.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Wait, did you ever see that video of like... It was cheap.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I got a green pair. And here's the thing. I bet this is happening to a handful of guys listening to this right now. You're in the car and your freaking briefs are riding up. Yep. And you have to all day. It's this. The Rusty Rearrange. Have you seen me rearrange since we've got sponsored by Skims? No. This episode you haven't done it once. This used to be me all day.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Skims ones, I actually don't know how they do it. They like stay where it is. Where you pull them down to is where they were going to stay all day. I wear Skims boxers. Yep.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
sweatpants pajama pants pajama shorts yep and i have a i have a crew neck and i got chester on the crew neck he's on the way because i was wearing the uh i have one that's phoenix colored yep and chester walked by and he was like what color is that and i lied and i told him it was a different one so we wouldn't have the same one Shop SkimsMens at Skims.com slash played it and Skims stores.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
It was a guy like... We all make the same amount.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Well, I want to say one thing first. Please. While I was in the bathroom, I got in... Just now I ran to the bathroom. I just got a notification. Man swallowed by humpback whale. Isn't that insane? That's weird. Tony, you get your news from Playdate before you get it from... Where'd you get that from? New York Times. Yeah. Lib. Dumb. Lib news source.
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That is so not true.
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Did I tell you my mom got... Playdate... Sorry, Playdate beat you to it again. Did I tell you my mom got rid of the New York Times? Because they're too lib? No, because they, like... They, like, put... Like, I think that they weren't lib enough or something. Through your mom's tits? There was some article. Like, it was related to something happened. She was, like, pissed off.
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I am such a wealthy man.
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They gained four more viewers because of me. Yeah. Her protest went completely awry. Yeah, that's interesting. I don't know. I hope... I'm curious how long I can stay out of this. Obviously, I'm very fortunate to not care about politics, but I'm saying at some age... Or like there was a point in our lives where I think our parents probably didn't care a ton about politics.
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And I think you hit some point in your 20s where you're like, oh, yeah, I do. I do. I'm getting like the heebie jeebies lately. Like, I think it's going it's getting scary. And I don't know how long I can just. Yeah, I should adapt where I do. What? Head in the sand. Yeah, but... Like, my life is awesome.
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There was a video... You know I have less than $200 in my checking account right now. So I'm not a rich man.
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I don't think that's... The only thing I'm worried about right now is the meteor that's going to hit us in 2032. I know, but there's, like, real people's, like, lives and stuff on the line, you know? Right. But, like, you worrying about it doesn't feel like it does anything. Exactly. So doing something is more important. But you... Do you do anything? No, that's what I'm saying.
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That's what I'm saying. Like, if we're not going to take action... Which I know I'm not going to. I don't know that I'm not going to. I used to do that. And also we have a platform and I feel like I never use it. to talk about the things I believe in. I would be bummed if you did one way or the other. Why? Like, I don't know. I just feel like this is a place people come to.
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I think that we're going to look back on this time in American history and be like, damn, we were all really apathetic to like some pretty awful shit happening. Yeah. Like I genuinely feel, I don't know. I think that, yeah, I don't want to get too, too into it, but I think that if you, if I like, I know my approach to getting other stuff done.
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Yeah, I guess you can't claim poverty just because you spend it all. Or because you don't... You have others... You have it in savings. Yeah, that's true.
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So I can't imagine I would ever be doing anything to, to fix what I was worried about. So I would rather not be like worried about it. And I will, I will concede that I'm very lucky that, that I can live my life without having anything to worry about except for the asteroid. But that right now is the only thing that's on my mind.
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I mean, I, yeah, I guess they don't, there's people in my life that would be affected by it. So I feel like it's hard to remove myself entirely. Yeah. I don't even know what you're,
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what you're referring to but i'm i don't know i just think i think that um my life is killer right now yeah and i think because that's partially because i just don't read anything fair enough i think i would work myself into a tizzy if i read stuff that wasn't nautical i guess i just feel yeah especially in like the media space hear that pitter patter again
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no it is it was like a it was like a rat no it was too heavy to be a rat cat is a cat oh we have cats we've got a cat infestation i don't know but i am definitely worrying about it a lot not gonna lie i like kind of missed the beginning of that conversation so i don't know like how that even started i was saying like uh i think it started because i said you'll get your news faster from playdate oh yeah the new york times
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Yeah, I don't know. No, I don't know.
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yeah sure i'd map it up yeah now i'm getting all bummed out again right but that's what i'm saying is like if you said you're not gonna like if you're not gonna do anything i am like what are you talking i don't know you just said you just said that you're not or i don't know i'm not doing anything and that's what stresses me out that's exactly what i'm saying okay are you doing anything i said no that's why i'm stressed out about it
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Yeah, it's like... That would be like... How much do I have in my Venmo?
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What do you want to do?
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I, I don't know. I think, I think if you're, if yeah, you should, if that's something that you want to do, you should do it for sure. But I don't think like wording about it without doing anything does anything. Agreed. Yeah. That's sick. We're on the same page. All right, we got a fantastic episode for you guys today.
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I'm so irresponsible with my finances that I have to have a middleman.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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We're going to hear your pitches, followed by our pitches, followed by the permitting division of the building department.
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I've decided I'm going to do it. All right, let's go. Then we're going to do everyone's favorite segment, Teach Me Something, followed by This Guy Rocks, This Guy Rocks, This Guy Rocks Today. Followed by ways to say you gotta fart and excuses for being late that you can use next time you're late. Oh, is ways to say you gotta fart? You have to fart, yeah. What'd you put? Ways to say smoking weed.
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Oh, yesterday you told me fart and late. Oh, I think you're right. And I wrote it down because you said that. And then I looked back at the board. Did you take fart off the board then?
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yeah because we were using it today oh so it's no longer it's so funny like this being like a thing to worry about it oh you said i thought we were doing i thought we were gonna smoke weed yeah you know what we're gonna do ways you have to fart and ways you have to smoke weed and we're gonna just go we're gonna rapid fire hopefully hopefully some of them hopefully some of them are um gonna overlap
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It'd be funny if you couldn't tell.
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I like that a lot. Wait, this is crazy that we talked about this unrelated.
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That's literally... He actually said that? That's awesome. That sounds unreal. Can you imagine going to the pizza shop? Yeah. Making your own pizza in the thing. I would go straight into that secret agent side quest. I'd go right to the mines. That would be a fucking blast. Oh, my God.
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The window is like maybe a year younger than us to like... five years older than we were definitely very late yeah yep we were the last people that got to enjoy it yeah i love it let's hear another pitch i guess oops all right i love it wait is she has she successfully pitched before i think she has but i didn't read it i didn't see it a regular clayton kershaw
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uh fucking figuring out like what all the other things mean like cc bcc yeah how to oh how to like format it because like not like sometimes i'll be writing a really short one but i still follow the like return thing i'm like this looks odd what do you mean Like, you know, you're supposed to be like, hi, Will, comma, return. Oh, yeah, that's what you're saying. Body of it, return best, Rusty.
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I feel like I... Yeah, I've phased out of that. I feel like no one really expects that anymore. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I probably sent... In the last 10 years, I've probably sent 10 emails. Yeah, honestly, I've probably sent not that many.
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I sent one today, actually. I sent one today as well. Really? Yeah, I sent one to my... I emailed my dad, which felt really funny. Because I'm getting Lauren some peanut butter. Woo! Ayo! I emailed the, like, plant woman.
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I still think it's all time that your dad is an almond butter company that recently expanded into peanut. Well, the thought was to serve kids with peanut allergies. Or people with peanut allergies. And it's healthier. Yeah.
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Can you Google US police car in Europe? I like to think that an investigation he was doing in Houston... Oh, Sacramento. That's what it was. A Sacramento investigation got, like, way out of hand. Yeah, well, that's what they were... He had to, like, take it to Italy. It'd be a good movie.
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but then they are like well if you couldn't they couldn't stay away from the king maker well if you if you if you want to expand into peanut butter yeah you have to like they had to build a whole new plant because even if it's in the same building as the almonds you're technically not a peanut free facility yeah so like someone could die Yes.
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They're probably going to.
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We keep vaccinating our kids. I signed Reese's Post once. It was a whole thing.
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Oh, yeah, you told me that. He's told us this. Oh, your roommate had it in college. Yeah, I realized right as I was saying that.
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No. What do you think? Well, I was going to say Lauren hopes that her kids won't have peanut allergies, but they're going to if we keep vaccinating our kids at this rate. Right. They're going to have autism and peanut allergies.
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What is... We're throwing curveballs. People don't know where we stand.
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I love that because I will triple check. Yep. Files. I'm trying to think of like when this happened. You know when you have to import them, but you can't really preview them?
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Yep. Been there. I think I told this already, but I was convinced I accidentally put a picture of my penis while pooping in one of our reels. I wish you had done that. Sometimes I will be... Also insane that you poop out of your penis. If I was... It comes out like Play-Doh through that mash thing. When I was... Actually, I guess I still do this.
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If I'm on my phone naked, I check every social media and make sure I didn't actually post a picture of myself naked on it.
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I think I actually do... I wouldn't post anything if I was naked. Right. Cause it's like, I would never post a story of my face if my balls were out.
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Oh my God. Can you imagine the fucking nightmare of that? There was a, I think I've told this before, but there was a kid that stood up on zoom naked and didn't know. In college. Yeah. There was like first couple of weeks of COVID and stood up and was like walking around naked.
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naked and everyone was like oh no and he was like in the clearly not paying attention to the class and i thought his camera was up it was just like ass balls that's insane it wasn't a class i was in but i saw the video that is oh someone was like filming it right away well yeah he had oh my god my can you obviously i'm on the podcast can i call you later why did you answer yeah
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Okay, I'll see you at lunch. Bye. That's crazy. My mom recently moved to...
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to la for the winter and it has just been i like forgot what it's like to have like family around like everyone's here now yeah and so it's just a no it's just like they just all gang up on me like i like fucked up i'll concede i we were supposed to have dinner last night i fucked it up and we had a thing to do she's can she cancels 50 of the time we have plans and it was like the end of the world yeah that
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Or they acted like I was the dumbest guy ever. And it was like, you do this. The reason we were eating dinner last night was because we were rescheduling when she canceled. I think I don't want to live in the same place as my parents right now at this point in my life.
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i love that she's here but i will but when the when casey is also when one of my when my other sister is also here then it's like we have to we i have to somehow figure out how to fit you in in these three days and she's also like not like right here right she's like an hour away she's yeah she's like four she's like 30 minutes from here but i live in brentwood so it's like an hour you know what i mean it's like a whole thing yeah sorry what were we talking about before i rudely answered the phone on our podcast
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I think he's in Poland. Poland? I believe it's illegal to drive a cop car here.
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Can you imagine if Stephen A. Smith was talking about LeBron? He's like, hi, love you. Remember the viral phone call prank I did on you guys? That was the IRL version.
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I could hear it otherwise. When my phone buzzes, specifically a call, the most stress I have ever gotten... Like mine is a... Here, call me and listen to this. It's like... Lauren, call my phone. For some reason, mine is like terrifying buzz. Should I just hold it like this?
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Put it up to the mic.
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it is yeah it's like it's like irregular mine is mine is like not consistent mine is like uh it is what anxiety sounds oh my god will and i were walking around nashville the other morning and there was a guy playing drums to the exact the exact pattern that like anxiety feels like and we were like kind of hung over so he was walking he's like
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I'm going to put you guys all on. Put me on. But you can't tell anyone this. Put it on me. Because I'm worried that it's going to get out and that there's going to be no more of it. What you're going to do, you're going to get the SoCo original. You're going to get yourself root beer, mug, barks, anything. Lots and lots and lots of ice. Biggest cup you can find. Two shots of SoCo, rest root beer.
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That sounds fantastic. It's so good, dude. I haven't coined the name yet. Yeah. But I think there's like opportunity for a funny name.
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Yeah. Maybe it's as simple as that. Evil Knievel. Evil Knievel. I like that. Guys, no matter the moment, Southern Comfort is ready for anything, packed with flavor, mixes with anything, and it's easy to drink. We challenge you all out there to find your comfort zone. Try out some SoCo mixed drinks and send us your favorites. Pick up some Southern Comfort today.
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But for now, let's get back into the pod.
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Lose the flavor. Can't eat it.
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Gum you can swallow. That's my pitch.
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We haven't figured out a way that you can swallow gum. I mean... We didn't. Buzz Aldrin literally says we didn't. You don't think we landed on the moon? No.
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no wait we've been back like many times i don't think we have been to the moon yeah we have no no i think we may have gone the other times i don't think the one in 69 we did we just like had to say we did because the russians were gonna get there first And Buzz Aldrin in multiple interviews was like, we didn't go. What other evidence would you need besides the guy who went?
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Yeah. They were like, what's your favorite part about going to the moon? He's like, well, we didn't. Oh, so it was like a weird, like out of context. No, he said it multiple. And then there's one, they, one guy's like, I remember watching it. I remember, I remember watching it on TV and he was like, well, you didn't watch it. It was, that was a CGI or that was like a recreation.
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He said that was a recreation. Yes. Can you Google him saying that, Lauren? Buzz Aldrin said moon landing was fake. What? Why are you having... Sorry, that was... Wait, do you want to just... Can you Google Buzz Aldrin said moon landing was fake?
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And the cops, yeah. I'm really glad we didn't... I don't know what has to happen to you as a child. Were you like... One of my best friends is kind of one of those people where he's like, cancel me if you want. This is what I believe. Dude, no one can... You're only saying that because... I don't know. No, I agree.
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He's saying why would we... Why would we... He said he wants to know why they said that because we didn't go.
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I mean, everyone's saying it was taken out of context. We just watched the whole thing. The kid goes, why have we not gone back to the mood? He goes, that's not an eight-year-old's question. That's my question. I want to know why we haven't gone back, and it's because we didn't go. I mean, if he had said we had gone, you would have been like, yeah, you just said it.
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Yeah, because there's also video of it.
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I mean, we literally just watched him say we didn't go. I mean, I don't think that's indisputable proof that the moon landing is fake. Yeah, it's fine. Whatever. But if he had said we had gone, you would be like, that's indisputable proof. Because there's a million other reasons to believe that, too. I don't know. I think if the guy who supposedly went said we didn't go.
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There are multiple other times he said that. Neil Armstrong won't swear on a Bible that he went. I didn't know this about you, that you don't believe in the moon. Yeah, because you react like this whenever I tell you something about myself. What? No, no, no. If I have a theory, you make me feel dumb.
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the moon landing being fake do you expect people to just go along with that i mean the guy who went said it buzz aldrin or neil armstrong says he went i don't care armstrong says that we'll never say that we went on a bible okay someone offered him five thousand dollars if he swore on a bible that he went to the moon he wouldn't do it it's crazy all right that's interesting anyway i don't know anyway the pitch uh what were you what was your pitch
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Oh, gum that you can swallow.
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Because he said we've gone to the moon, but we haven't figured out how to make gum that you can swallow. Yeah. So, okay, we've done other technologically impressive things. And, yeah. Gum that you can swallow?
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I like that. What's different about it? Because you can already swallow gum. Yeah, but doesn't it grow on your stomach? It grows into a watermelon? You should poop it out in a couple of days.
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What has to happen to you where you're like, I'm waking up and I'm like, I want someone to be very upset with me. I want that smoke. I don't know. I think it's just a want to be like...
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Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to do it. Refridge drawer. Okay, hit me. What's the worst part about having a mini fridge in your room? It's not built into your drawers? It's like childish...
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like if you're an adult and you had a mini fridge in your room it's like takes away from the decor it's childish you know people would be like why don't you just walk to the fridge this is the refrigerator okay it's a drawer sized fridge so you don't have to be the guy with the mini fridge in your room it slides out from under the bed or it like connects to your desk or whatever it's like you would have it would look like you just have a normal drawer under your bed you roll over ice cold gatorades in there
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I think that would be great. Wouldn't that be fantastic? I was just thinking about we should get a mini fridge for our little office that we can put Diet Cokes in. Yes. And stuff that other people can't take unless they ask. Should you take your Diet Cokes? What?
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Should we do teach me something?
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Ten-year-old Lewis and six-year-old Temple Abernathy. have decided to cross America by horseback without adult supervision from Oklahoma to Manhattan. How old are they? Ten years old. Ten and six. Oh, my God. They crossed over 2,000 miles. Louis Budd Abernathy and Temple Abernathy were the sons of Jack Abernathy, a U.S. Marshal and good friend of President Roosevelt.
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Jack was appointed by Roosevelt to keep peace in the Oklahoma territory. We'll put a picture of them right here, but for your own bookkeeping, that's them. In 1910, the boys wanted to meet their dad's friend and former president, Teddy Roosevelt. So they rode on horseback approximately 2,000 miles from Oklahoma to New York City to meet Roosevelt as he returned from an African safari.
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draw attention and yeah it's really i guess this is these are two guys that are filming themselves well yeah i think we have the same need we just maybe are like lucky to be very like social and stuff and so we can get it through social interactions but i think people maybe who struggle socially right would then go down the path of other ways to get attention which is like
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They traveled without adult supervision, facing harsh weather, river crossings, and wild animals. Word of their trip lit up telegraph lines all across the East, and eventually the Abernathy Boys were famous everywhere they went. Once reaching New York, they rode their horses behind President Roosevelt in a parade celebrating his cavalry regimen, known as the Rough Riders. This is them doing that.
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Wait. They just rode behind the Rough Riders? yeah in sick in 1911 the brothers bought an automobile and drove it back home themselves making them the youngest cross-country drivers ever this is them in the car
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Wait, how do they like feed themselves? I'll tell you. Some of the people who had, this is a quote from them. Some of the people who had the least to give were the ones who gave us the most along the road food, shelter, and friendship. And when we looked for some good in everyone, we usually found it even in the bandits we met in New Mexico. Isn't that fucking crazy? Yeah, those kids sound awesome.
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That was actually about a different trip. That was their first round trip to Santa Fe and back prior to their New York journey. But, like, that's insane.
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What do you think they grew up? Like, I feel like they blew their load too early.
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You barely remember it?
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That's actually crazy. Were you in kindergarten or preschool? Kindergarten, right? I have no idea. So I think first grade maybe? No.
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Yeah. Catherine Jean's class was six through nine, I think. But that to me still feels hilarious. Like when I was nine... You're still a child, but I remember being like, six-year-olds are still like babies.
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Yeah, it was definitely. There was a power dynamic there. That's so funny. What do you think Catherine and Gene are up to now? Were they young teachers? No. Or they were younger. I don't know. No, they were older. Sorry. They were old. They're definitely both retired. I saw... I had multiple teachers that taught my dad. Really? That's cool. That's very cool.
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My first teacher ever taught my dad, like my preschool teacher. I went to a different kindergarten than he did. And then every other school we went to all the way through the end of college were the same schools. Yeah. And so like I had... Probably had five to 10 teachers from first grade to college that taught my dad as well. That's pretty insane, actually. It was wild.
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And we look a little bit alike. So like some of his classmates now like taught at some of these schools. Yeah. And so like we knew each other. I walked into a theater class, and the new teacher, she had just taken over for this guy that retired, was like, are you- Jorgis Malt. Son? Like, before I even, like, said a word. Huh. I was like, yeah. Bleep my dad's name. Replace it with this.
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um and then i had i had a t there was a teacher who's i think first year at rollins was my dad's first year and retired when i like i was his last class and i think one of his first years was with my dad that's crazy crazy you remember that he was like really fucking old but like do you ever think about like teachers like i feel like i would forget every he didn't he always i was like i was like my you actually had my dad and told him the name and he like played along but yeah but i don't
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I mean, dude, when you're retiring college, you're like, yeah. He craps himself.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Some of the classes I took at liberal arts school were just... It's not a real... Unless you choose to make it a real place. Yeah. Boys to Men. There were some classes where I'm like, I don't even remember what that could have possibly been about. One of our assignments was to watch Moonlight. I don't... What is it? It was a one like... I've never seen that.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Didn't it win Best Picture? Yeah, I didn't... I thought it was just kind of boring. What was it about?
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
No, it was about like growing up as like a black kid who's gay. It was just like... It was the most like 2019, 2017 movie of all time. Interesting. Like he's black and gay and... He's like... They like also like make him like live in the hood. It was just like, I thought it was too... Two on the head. You know what I mean? Two on the head.
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Yeah, he was like, no. Oh, they were the one who got fucked. They announced La La Land and it was Moonlight. Yeah. Well, I guess that more fucks La La Land because Moonlight got their stuff. That's true. How does that even fucking happen? It was the... The card was wrong, right? It was the best actor one or something, I think.
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Yeah, I think, I mean, that's just, he had like Asperger's. probably yeah i don't yeah like he was like very he was a very um emotionally intelligent autistic person yes who got extremely sidetracked it uh that would suck that's my biggest fear is to spend my life's work on something and then it sucks i think that's so much better so much better than the alternative
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
spend my or no sorry the the opposite obviously is the dream but the middle ground of like not at least trying something and it's like yeah you didn't live an interesting life like that at work that at least is like hilarious he gave it a shot yeah um living your life not doing
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Is just being like, Lauren lived a five out of ten life.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I'd rather... It's terrifying. Yeah, I'd rather have completely fucked it up, like gone down in flames than like... Swing for defenses. Sit in a... Sit in like a...
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
cubicle and do just do nothing yeah i agree which obviously you can do stuff outside of work i just meant like in some facet of your life i would i would i would like to think that um people have like funny things i would way rather have them be like dude he was way off base than yeah not talk about you I guess a robot Jesus would suck though.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Do you ever go to someone's funeral and then you're like, you're like, Oh, if I like, everyone has all these like interesting, like cool things to say about them. You're like, I don't know if like I need to, I need to like start making some moves. Yeah. They obviously lived a lot more life.
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you know alfred nobel the nobel prize yeah he invented dynamite it's awesome and then his brother died and they newspaper got confused and wrote that he had thought that he had died and wrote his obituary so he got to read his own obituary and it was like this horrible human invented dynamite this weapon that's killed all these people
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When he really invented it for, like, collapsing buildings and shit. And he was like, oh, my God. Like, if I die, everyone's going to, this is going to be my legacy. Because he got to read his own obituary. So, then he created the Nobel Prize as a way of, like, restoring his legacy.
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Well, he still has a chance.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Kind of crazy, man. Do mine. Do mine. Do your obituary? Jack Kelly didn't run from life.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
His body's still nuts. His body's still nuts. Even though it will soon decay in the ground, his body is still nuts. Everyone gets one touch on the pass-through. It's an open casket with touching.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
At my funeral, my wife and kids and everyone's going to be around, and then there's going to be like a clearly gay guy crying way harder than everyone else, and I'm going to hire him before I die to have everyone question it. I like that move.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Can we say twink? Yeah, I can.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Yeah, there's going to be a just flaming twink. You're going to hire a twink for your funeral? Yeah, and he's going to be crying way louder than everyone else, and they're going to be like, it's odd. I like that. There's going to be a twink, a bear, and an otter crying at my funeral, and a cub, a couple cubs. Otter. I'll be the otter. All right. Should we do this, Guy Rocks?
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
We do yours first, really.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
You check back in about an hour and there's going to be the meanest comment in the world.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
All right. Here you go, Lauren. This is a video of... A guy walking, they're in Australia or New Zealand or somewhere, and one guy's walking an alpaca down the street. Oh, I just realized alpaca sounds like saying alpaca in Australian. Like alpaca. I don't know. What's alpaca? It's not a word, but I was saying like after I... Whatever. Alpaca?
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There's a guy walking an alpaca down the street and another guy pulls out his phone and they have a brief exchange.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Is she trying to family guy us?
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Is this scripted? No. So he goes, I think there's something so funny about the harmless comment. It's a pretty big dog, mate. Yeah. And the guy goes, fuck off. Or shove the camera up yours. And then the guy behind the camera has the funniest line of all time, which is, like, get real or whatever. Like, look at yourself. You're walking an alpaca. Or what do you expect?
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
You're walking an alpaca down the street. Yeah.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Just saying the name doesn't... You have to get a family guide.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
um all right like i feel like if you're walking a llama down the street you want someone to talk to you well clearly he he has to get it from point a to point b you know what i mean like why does he use a zipline that's true that was a camel i mean he kind of looks like he works at the zoo that's what i'm saying like he's he clearly this isn't where he would prefer the alpaca to be yeah but that's where it is fuck off you fuckwit you fuckwit
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Look out. We don't have... Also, what, like, machine... Like, this guy... The guy who's filming is on, like, a forklift. Oh, is he? Like, watch from the beginning. Like, start it over. He gets out.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Are you doing your prank? Oh, yeah.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
My friend Meg's coming to my wig party. Oh, nice. Get family guide.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Wait, no, no. I have it right here. That's the wrong number. It's this. I have it in front of me. What should we say we have to do to the shower? You're not allowed to have hot... Wait, it's an outdoor shower? Yeah. Say the faucet has to... The faucet has to be at the bottom and shoot up.
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Wait, this is not the outdoor shower we did last time, right? No, it is, but you left a voicemail for the wrong... Oh, the wrong... I'm sorry, sorry.
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Or the... No, it can only be at chest height.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
And let's just spray up.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
We're going to say... I'm one of the cool guys from the building department. I'm obviously not going to say that, but I... Basically, I'm looking for a way to get around this for him. Okay. And if we move the faucet to the bottom, it's technically a sprinkler. Okay.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
oh i see what you're saying yeah you're like throwing him a bone yeah yeah i'm like yeah you know there is something we could do yep we've had people do this in the past where they actually just move the faucet to the bottom and it's technically now zoned as a sprinkler yeah that's good yeah and then he does so then he doesn't need permits or something yeah okay and then he says all right who am i you say spamble
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oh man we have to you should have said like i know i didn't know what i've never seen her without a beanie on well yeah the pressure she's the dog um what else what else what oh my god uh i was thinking about i've been thinking a lot about my old dogs because one of my dogs passed away the other day she did Oh, I didn't tell you that? Yeah, Callie went to the big field in the sky. Legend.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Do you have a second to talk? Yeah. So not, you know, not the end of the world, but we got word that maybe you built like an outdoor shower at the house. So, honestly, man, like, I don't really care. It's not the end of the world for me. But we checked the file. Did you file any permits for it?
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Oh, okay. So unfortunately it's a kind of a lengthy permit process and like, it's brutal for you. It's brutal for us. And one thing that we've seen people do that they've had success with is if you like, do you know how high up the faucet is that the water comes out? Like give or take.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
oh okay so honestly that's like pretty close we've had people move it down um on the ground and it's technically like reclassified as a sprinkler and so it'll just spray it would spray up at you okay um and we could honestly handle the No, where the water comes out at. So it would be like shooting, it would be shooting like up at you. It's kind of, it's right.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
So like if we can, we can re, we can reclassify it as like a sprinkler and then you don't have to file any of the, uh, any of the permits. We don't have to do any work on our end. um honestly we're we have guys that can do it for you we have like in-house plumbers um if you want to work with us if you want to do it with someone else uh that's fine too
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81, 81, 81, 81.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
No, we have companies that we like to work with. Okay. But we could recommend those for you. I will say I have tried using some of these showers, and it's not the most enjoyable experience. No. Yeah, I mean... It doesn't sound like it. No, honestly, it's pretty brutal. It's kind of hard to get any of the soap off. But...
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
All right. Will do. Have a nice day. And what was your name? Mark.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
All right. Thank you.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
okay i definitely i was in and out that was a good one meltdown i was just like yeah it doesn't sound like it doesn't sound like what i was like it's not honestly it's not i've done it it's not like an enjoyable experience to like have it like shooting up at you and he was like yeah it doesn't sound yeah he was like it doesn't sound like it at all
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Will you tell Gigi? I did. Tell her to film his reaction, though. I was like, I couldn't believe how long it was going on. Dude, that guy was so chill. He was so nice. He was just like, oh, damn, that stinks.
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It's like they do one for every game. Do you see Google's like taking all the observances off the calendar? Yeah. They were like, we don't have enough like storage for it or something. What do you mean? Like holidays? Like they just like Black History Month, Jewish History Month, all the things. What about like Labor Day? Yeah, I don't know where they draw the line.
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kind of the name of the game with this segment yeah um all right should we start with excuses for being late or ways to say you have to fart slash smoke weed let's do excuses for being late all right okay willie let's do let's do these ones like no phone rapid fire so or what so we can edit it that way cool yeah Oh my god.
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wait wait what's the one that you were gonna do so i did i did ways to say you have to fart and excuses for being late and will did um will did ways to break up with someone and ways to smoke weed perfect we can just do all of them all right and then we just do a round robin we might not be able to make a great clip out of it but we can try
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We'll put a picture of Callie right here. But I was thinking about just, like, funny... It's so funny just having, like, a creature that, like, lives in your house. Mm-hmm.
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wait no let's just try let's do let's do these are these are ways to say you have to fart and then you fire all all four of yours off and then you do all no no just ways to say you have to fart and ways to say you're smoking weed it's just a fucking mess okay these are ways to say you have to fart and or ways to say smoking weed no because that implies that both of us knew about the other one i feel like
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Should we just rip them off single file? Yeah. Alright, these are ways to say you have to fart. It's not funny if I can't build off of you. This is my fault, 100%. I apologize.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I don't want this to be a clip.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
The barking spiders are back. Want to see a magic trick? All aboard, stink train! I'm gonna go to the gas station. Anyone want anything? I like that a lot. Did you know I play the trumpet? That's good. Better than shitting myself. I like that.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
No, because I wanted to do these ones too.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
They were on his list. I know.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Pounding plant. Torching lung. Yeah, we're going to get a torch lung in Brian's ass.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
We can't use any of these. I'm sorry. My wife shrunk the kids. I got trapped between a black cat and a ladder. I forgot how to tie my shoes. I'm hammered. I hate it here. Okay, tell me ways to break up with someone on Valentine's Day. These are ways to break up with someone.
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It's kind of the same thing, right? Where it's like, we just, but like that one's not okay. You know what I mean? Like we willingly bring this thing into our house, like from nature. And like, I think if you tried to explain that to someone who, like if there was a world where pets didn't exist and you explained the concept of it to them, it would be very bizarre. Like you get used to...
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Lauren's... This weekend.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Can you just bleep it?
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
I'm stealing... Barry Bonds because I'm swinging for the fences. Nice.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
the one where she can time travel Prisoner of Azkaban Chamber of Secrets whatever one it was because I because I have made because she has to go to two classes at one time and I've made multiple plans that overlap with each other so I'm just gonna hope I can figure that out that would be nice to have that thing yeah All right.
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I will say, it's so shocking how easily you can convince someone. I know we say this all the time, but I didn't even know his name.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Yeah. I just said I'm Mark from, I didn't know the name or the town. I think it's just like anytime like the risk of like pushing back would make it worse for you. People are going to fall in line.
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Yeah, I don't either. I'm so nervous. It's going to be like.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Or like, I feel like I constantly, I'm always anxious that I did something wrong. And I feel like if someone, like I don't want to ever be able to get caught off guard. Like I want them to have to show their hand. Oh, like via like voice. You know what I mean? Seriously. All right.
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Coming home and there's, like, this little, like, creature that just, like, bops around your house. But I remember we were watching March of the Penguins one time. The most boring movie in the world. Is that, like, a documentary?
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Have a great Tuesday and we'll see you guys. No, sorry. Yeah, wait. Have a great rest of your Monday, Tuesday.
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And then have a great Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Take some time to relax and care for yourself. And I would have, I think you should get something really yummy for dinner tonight because you deserve it.
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yeah wait and also spam spam Lauren dub in the chat common Lauren dub no I don't like those comments I never know like what it means comment bird flu in the comments comment comment rare rare Lauren rare Lauren Q comment if you did anything fun for Valentine's Day okay and then everyone follow Lauren on Instagram
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Yeah. It was just, like, it was excruciating. I was, like, an eight-year-old just truly, like... Yeah. really boring because i thought it was going to be happy feet it was like i think they came out around the same time yeah and i thought it was going to be a similar vibe and it just wasn't and uh my dog Addie was at the foot of the bed and like, just let this fart go.
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Like I had never heard her fart and she farted and we were all like, Oh no. Like if she, like if this is her first fart in 10 years, like that's like 10 years of gas in one thing. Yeah. And it just cleared out my parents' bedroom and we all had to like take five, but it was like nauseating.
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wait i have a question why was that like a that was like a big movie like everyone's seen march of the penguins it's like the penguin documentary i think it was just like like i couldn't think of a documentary that everyone's seen but that in yeah that's interesting well maybe that's not true well i don't know this is my guess it was the first thing to come out about penguins
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Like, I remember that, yeah, it was like the mom. These are all animated. It's like penguins were hot for a little there.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
March of the Penguins. When I was a kid... Happy Feet 2. And Surf's Up came out. McDonald's... Batman Returns. Was putting... Listing movies. When I was a kid... And I remember when Surf's Up came out, the Happy Meal toys were the characters. Yeah. And I just, like, desperately wanted one. But we were, like, not at McDonald's house.
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Like, my mom just... I don't think I had McDonald's for, like, a while. Same there. And my dad and I were alone. And I was just like, this is my shot. And I just, like, pleaded with him. Like, I won't eat. I won't even eat the Happy Meal. Like, I just want the toy. Thinking he was going to be like, no. No. But like looking, he was immediately just like, oh yeah, cool.
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Yeah, we can just, we can do that. And like you, it's funny like now that we're kind of adults.
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Being able to be like, oh, that was probably so funny for him that like this was like the end. Like I thought this was going to be the end of the world.
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Please, please. Or like asking for like a pro membership on Club Penguin. It was like 25 bucks. Yeah. We had like a full sit down negotiation of like, you know, what, what they were going to get out of it. Yeah. It did like, did like probably like hundreds of dollars worth of like manual labor. I remember making like a 10 slide PowerPoint on why we should get an Apple TV.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
You're like 19.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Really? I used to run that shit.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Because I remember I, like, inherited my brother's account. Yeah. So I had, like... He had the big igloo, like, the whole nine. Well, it was more like... They kind of, like, more and more started putting, like, paywalls in and stuff. Yeah. And so early on, you could get, like, cool, like, shirts and stuff for, like, free. But, like, we never put money into it. So I would have, like, shirts.
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That they would be like, oh, shit.
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
Because this morning, it also has birthdays of people that I've never written down their birthdays somehow. Do you notice that? Oh, like people you know? Yeah. It's when you text happy birthday. It goes into Google? Yeah. That's insanity. I think sometimes.
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Like, I had an 06 Ice Jam shirt. Right. And that was, like, status. And, like, that would... Yeah. Like, other people have to, like, thrift those now. Yeah, exactly. They can't even get... What did your guy look like? He was a blue penguin. His name was O.C.
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The navy or the light one? The navy one. Yeah. His name was just O.C. Umaniora, who was a defensive lineman for the Giants. I remember mine was like, or maybe I'm... Maybe I'm thinking of someone else's. I just remember someone's being like emo. Like it had like swoopy, like hair over the eyes. And it was like, how did you get that?
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Did you remember like the, like there was a game where you had to like solve clues. I love that one. I was big into kart racing where you would like tilt and grind. In the mine. Yeah. I really didn't like this tubing one. Yeah. The pizza one stressed me the fuck out.
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Yeah. And you remember like the place you go and play the arcade games?
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professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother
The thin ice one. I really liked that one. Sam Barrett was just telling me yesterday. It's so funny when like one thing gets brought up. You're like, oh, I was talking about that yesterday. What were the odds? Sam and I were talking about Club Penguin yesterday, and he was talking about how he got banned from Club Penguin.
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For chatting people.
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wait posting up on the beach like dude looking like hot like how did you know how did you know which penguins are a little fin yeah i don't know i just was like looking at all the shown pouch flashing pouch yeah oh my god wait where was i want to do this now this is this is some of the best times of my entire life this was the beach what was dude they fucking nailed it with this game this they hit the nail on the fucking head with this thing