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Chapter 1: Where does tequila's story begin?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
Chapter 2: What is 'Against the Spread' on this podcast?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. All right, guys, it's time for Against the Spread.
Come on, Jazla.
Can we do it again? Come on, Jazla wants to do it again. Jazla didn't know how to do it. All right, guys, it's time once again for Against the Spread. And it's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Billy.
Chapter 3: How are the Miami Heat and Golden State Warriors performing?
I'm going to start on the hardwood. Wow. Right across the street, we got a big one today. The Golden State Warriors. What are they playing? Minus five and a half against the Miami Heat at home. Now, here's something not that many people are talking about. There's one person that's been mentioning it, but not many people are talking about. The Warriors are coming on, coming in.
0-1 in their last one. Big losing streak. The Heat, on the other hand, coming in 1-0. I told you, that's the headline I want tonight on TNT. That's what's happening right now. One team, losing streak. The other team, winning streak. Tensions are going to be high if there isn't kind of like an embrace at the beginning of the game, thank yous and all that.
The experts are saying that's probably not what we're going to expect. We're going to be looking out to see if one Jimmy Butler, who's coming back, gives a look to Pat Riley at some point in the game. But you know what?
I don't know that the Golden State Warriors, again, coming in on a losing streak, are going to be able to go up against the Miami Heat and the Heat culture and the pressure that comes with one of the greatest fan bases in the NBA.
So the fact that the line is minus 5.5 for the road team, again, coming in on a losing streak, facing the red-hot Miami Heat 1-0 in their last one, I'm going to have to take the Miami Heat plus 5.5 tonight against the Warriors. Against the Spurs!
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Chapter 4: What controversies are surrounding Jimmy Butler?
Tony. Hate to do this, but in that very same game, very juicy spread of minus 5.5 to a team that's lost 11 out of their last 12 games. 1-0, of course, but have lost 11 of their last 12 games. We don't know if Steph Curry's going to play, but we do know that Jimmy Butler's going to play. And I'm going to bank on... Jimmy Butler having a pretty good game tonight. You can't do this this way.
We're in a contract here with DraftKings. I know, but I'm trying to give people value.
We're not talking about the fact that Jimmy Butler completely allegedly trashed the place that he used to rent. What happens if the fuzz comes to talk to him before the game? They're going to know exactly where he is. The who? The fuzz. They come up. They talk to him. The police. 5-0. Popo. They say, you know what, Jimmy? There's been a complaint. We need to do an investigation here.
You trashed your former residence here. You guys hear about this? Zazzle, you know about this? I do. Yeah, what happens if there's an investigation and he ends up not being able to suit up? Five and a half's a lot.
How much do you think the security deposit is that they're threatening to keep? Is it a million?
I thought it was millions of dollars, wasn't it? It's a couple hundred grand. The security deposit's a couple hundred grand, like 250.
I thought, put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Over or under of the person who calls the police the fuzz. 100 years old, put the number at 100 years old.
You find a place with hundreds of thousand dollars, a million dollar security deposit, you find another place. There's plenty of places that you can live at that don't have a million dollar security deposit.
I go by Popo. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: Why is Juju Gotti considered a special talent?
Like, isn't that some form of, I know they're my friends and everything, but I'm tired of playing with these bums who have turned out in 11 games since, to appear like bums.
But he's saying that even if they gave him the money, he was at the point of no return, that he didn't want to play there anymore. And I think that's nonsense.
Okay, you can say that it's nonsense, and I would see how a proud athlete would be disrespected by, hey, do you know basketball's history on who does 40-point games? Eight games in the postseason? Like, no, get me better dudes.
You see, we're at the point in the saga where now you guys sound like people that have been dumped, and you keep wanting to rehash how the dumping happened. And I'm the friend who keeps having to hear about it. Thank you. Over and over and over and over again. And I'm like, hey, man, I know it was a really hard breakup, and I feel for you, but we need to move on now.
All right, but the girl that I broke up with is in front of a microphone being asked questions. Coming over to your house tonight. And she looks great. By other people. She looks great, and you're so upset. I get it. Talking about me. Oh, but she's going to look like shit in two years.
Am I right? She's going to look so bad in two years. You know, I have a breakup song prepared if you guys want it. Breakup song if you want it. Totally.
We don't want the breakup song yet.
The Heat were not wrong, by the way, and are not wrong in not wanting to give 37-year-old Jimmy Butler a ton of money. Like, that is crazy reckless irresponsible.
What is wrong with the Heat having wanted him to play out the contract they gave him?
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Chapter 6: Who is the goofiest team in the NBA?
You know what it is about the P.J. Tiger pickup? When he come in the middle of the year, it's not the same thing as when you spent a training camp with some young kids and stuff like that. He just came, and when I look at him, I feel like that. You're just here to collect a check. You're not ready to slap nobody. I need somebody that's ready to slap somebody. Wait, wait, wait.
Why we got a Knicks segment? I'm not understanding what's happening. Nah, I'm rolling out the red carpet for my dog. Nah, don't roll out the red carpet for me. This is what I'm talking about. And we can't come back at you because you got five teams and you're trying to act like you're a Celtics fan. You're not a Celtics fan. Come on, I'm a Celtics fan only. But with a Celtics jersey.
It ain't even hanging on me. It's right here.
Look, it's right here behind the juju. You don't make me. Broke my wall. Look, coming down on the juju. It's up there.
Broke your what?
Got me messing up.
You knocking down them, Mike.
But look, back to the niche, bro. Y'all got Tracy Morgan throwing up on the sideline, eating them weak-ass nachos in the Madison Square Garden, bro. Get some real cuisine in there, bro. That's a legend. Y'all got that boy throwing up, bro. I don't like it, bro. Precious Achua.
You can tell Juju's never been underneath of MSG. You know, he's never been into the Sky Mile set or the Delta Lounge because the food's ridiculous in the Delta Lounge. Don't give
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Chapter 7: What makes Evan Williams Bourbon a game day favorite?
Oops, oops. I can understand that. How you, like, can swing your arm and, you know, while a baton is in your hand, if the girl might have been too close to you. Did she hit her twice? She hit her twice.
She hit her twice.
A two-piece.
Chapter 8: How is Boost Mobile expanding its 5G network?
The double tap. Double tap game for the two-piece.
All right. Go Coleslaw. Fry on fry.
He's trying. He's trying to give her a little grace.
Damn. And with that being said, we're going to wrap it up, bro. Thank y'all for joining me. Trista, come on, bro. Round of applause for my sister. Josh, round of applause for my brother. And that right there is the alley-oop, man. Welcome back, man. Salute to all the producers. We see you, Miss Rebecca. We see you, Dylan. Catch us next week. Same bat time, same bat channel. You dig, Ski?
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