Juju Gotti
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You were. They were. And the last thing I'm going to say before I get out of here, because you hit my heart yesterday with your fine bucket rant. You're like, if people aren't going to take it serious, why are we doing this? So I will have you to know that I put $20 in the fine bucket sent to me by Miss Cynthia, Queen Cynthia, of course. So I paid all my debts and we are on track.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm paying my big brother Greg Cody's.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, I mean, unfortunately, Nick Wright was right today, dog. Like, he had it spot on. Like, sometimes I imagine the little kids watching The Last Dance and being like, dang, how could you grow up in the 90s and not root for Michael Jordan? And I think this era will be remembered as that. And I'm sitting here as a Pacers fan rooting for damn Reggie Miller to get over the damn hump.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
year after year. I'm sitting here rooting for Patrick Ewing. I'm sitting here rooting for Utah Jazz and John Stockton and them boys when Jordan is still here doing his thing. So all hats off. That's why I took my hat off. I took my shades off. I'm not hiding behind anything. Sincerest salute. Nick Wright, you were right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right, absolutely. In the data, we talked about testicles and sickness. We just getting to the biggest story of the day to me. BG coming to Atlanta, dog. Atlanta, we have never really had that star power that I think we always deserve. And I think this is going to turn a big corner. This is going to light the city up and surround that sister with a lot of love.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I know she's been getting a lot of love in Phoenix. Don't get me wrong. Salute. They supported her and held her down for years and years. But I feel like Atlanta, we can take the baton and just say, hey, sis, we're going to embrace you with open arms. And I cannot wait, man, for this upcoming season. Salute to Atlanta Dream, man. Miss Morgan and Renee, y'all getting it done.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's on level, like on top level for sure. Because like you say, bro, it's been years where we had 16 people in the crowd and I was season ticket holder still. My seat didn't matter. I could have bought a $2 ticket, you feel me, and had the same seat. But I've been supporting these ladies since then. And it's like to see them grow and to see Ron Howard join Canada now. Big Al. Bruh, Big Al.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You remember, it moved me to tears when Big Al went to the All-Star game. and got the three-point contest and the skills contest because I felt like, dang, that's as big a stage as someone from Atlanta gets. And so I feel like now Brittany Griner coming and lending some of her star power to this city, man, it's just, I'm so excited. It ranks very top of my list.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, I mean, I think it's going to be... I think, like, they already put out videos because those sisters are already in the Unrivaled League playing together. Her, Ryan Howard, and Big Al, Alicia Gray, and Jordan Canada as well. So they're bonding right now. And I think that their bond that they're forming in the Unrivaled League, which is so important, which is...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Proof now they're they're gonna bring that bond back to the city with them And I think it's gonna be all of their team a big four if you will you feel me and when we got a new Coaches where I feel like the culture could not be changing at the right time. This is perfect time for the coach
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, I mean, outside of just being I mean, of course, like I feel like.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
my relationship with everybody is pretty much the same i just i'm a supporter like jeremy says uh earlier in the show bro i like talking to people i like being there and shaking hands and looking people in the eyes and telling them i appreciate them so outside of that just
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
her as an inspiration, as just a figure of just perseverance and not giving up on yourself and not giving up on your family, just her being able to come back with a smile on her face, not let it ruin her, not let it just, because she gets a lot of hate
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's just so much she has so many excuses to just give up and become a sour sap and just be Heartened by this experience and I feel like it's done the opposite She's filled with love and she just I can't wait for her to get an opportunity to show it more What are the criticisms that we got today?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Nah, the guest was spot on. I think you went a little too long on the jealousy portion. I don't think Travis Kelsey and Jason Kelsey have that dynamic at all. I got a little brother, you feel me? If my little brother became the biggest rapper ever, I would be so excited. I couldn't even think about being jealous. You know what I mean?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I think it's two types of people, and that's a jealous person and a person who can't even imagine it. Across the tracks, we have a hard time understanding each other. I don't think jealousy plays a part at all. But I do think Tyreek Hill showed his hand a little bit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He exposed his hand because I agree, him leaving out of Kansas City, he made that business decision because you don't get that guaranteed money in the NFL. One ankle and you're done. One bad tackle, you're out of here with your salary. So he secured generational wealth, hats,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
wealth hats off to my dog you feel me but at the same time you can't then at the end of the season be like I'm out change your meme to Antonio Brown leaving that's just that's a bit much so I do I agree with a lot of your sentiments on that topic well here's
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
uh what else do you have it's all good i had to remind myself that this week because like i'm like i'm not ashamed to give people my tears that bills game broke me in a way that i did not know i could be broken you feel me in a year when the celtics are the champions my eagles are in the super bowl But it broke me so much to a point to where I didn't even want to eat Monday. I was just so sad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
But I had to remind myself, man, Josh Allen is a multimillionaire. Josh Allen is good. Everybody on that team are multimillionaires, and they're going to be just fine this week in Cabo. You feel me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, I think a lot of people get caught up in wanting their take from years and years ago to be correct, that they lend more leniency to certain people than others. It hurt me so bad that Lamar went out like that. That's why I wish they would have had to play the Chiefs instead of us. But you're right, bro. I think the takedom takes over people's humanity.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Instead of lending grace, they want to be like, see, I told you, Lamar couldn't get it done. And then, wow, I've been praising Josh all year. Aw, the refs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Everything in life, if you just look at it, what could we have done better? What could I have done better in this scenario? No matter how fair the scenario is, what could I have done better? That's what I'm focused on. I think that that'll get a lot of fans a little bit more sleep at night. But you're right. Like my girlfriend, she doesn't subscribe to nothing I'm saying right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
She hates Patrick Mahomes. She hates Travis Kelsey. She hates the sight of every time they switch the camera up to Taylor Swift. Oh, shit, shit, shit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
muted she don't want to so i'm very familiar with it but i just have a different way of going about it so i can sleep at night do you have any polls to get to that are particularly funny we've had a couple of good days worth of polls here yes uh has ryan leaf taken the internet to a darker place it was a very strange place to end up 72 of the audience says yes he has
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ease up on Brother Leaf, y'all. Poe, does Bill Barnwell joke about football? 73% of the audience says no, that brother does not joke.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
was the death of retail the death of communication 70 of the audience says yes it was and back to that sentiment man like the communication is so important dog it's like me and jeremy before i took my little break me me and jeremy had a plan like sometimes sit down and just discuss like
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Mental health struggles and mental health stuff that we go through from different sides of the tracks You know I'm saying we're totally different kind of guys But we go through the same type of struggles and I found that if you just communicate with your friends if you out there today, bro Communicate with your friend, but you got a thing that you don't like about your friend Let them know man who knows don't hold it in because they just might surprise you and change that thing for you and
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
They're your friend, you feel me? So I feel like a lot of internalizing and looking at the social media is poisonous to us these days. We got to get back in each other's faces and hug each other and tell each other we love one another because that's what's going to progress us and take care of the next generation.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That's just offensive to me, what's happened with our... I was one of the people called in back in the day for the Michael Doliak submissions. Who could forget? Michael to the Doliak. Yeah! Yeah!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I feel like in a world full of ziggers, I'm the Zag Daddy, baby. I see it the exact opposite way. I see that Niko will come out smelling like roses at the end of this. We saw the game last night. I don't think he was ogling or ogling Luka in the beginning of the game. I think he was brave enough, number one,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Er hat seinen Arsch da rausgezogen und mich vor Gericht gesetzt, als viele GMs in der Skybox krepten und nicht gesehen und nicht gehört wurden. Er hat sich dort auf der Halbkörn-Linie gesetzt und geschaut nach Luca. Schaut nach Luca, du fattiges Arsch da drüben. Das ist, was ich dachte, was er dachte. Und Luca, außer dem ersten Quartier, war da draußen und fiel weg.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Der Ball hinter den Händen, der Jack Nicholson. Er hatte nicht so ein gutes Spiel, wie ich denke. Und die Mavericks haben die Jungs in die Brinke gedrängt. LeBron musste LeBron sein im vierten Quartier mit 12, 14 Punkten. Sie verletzten AD, Gaffer, Lively und viele Leute, die nicht genannt werden. Ich denke, die Mavericks werden am Ende des Saisons am Top kommen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich bin jetzt ein Fan von Dallas Mavericks, weil es so ist. Alle hassen Nico. Ich salute Nico. Ich sehe, was du gesehen hast, Nico. Ja, du kannst hier und da ein Angle finden.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich meine, die Nummer eins war Cynthia Cooper, verstehst du mich? Ich kann es nie vergessen. Cooper und Sheryl Swoopes und die Mädchen, Tina Thompson, sie haben vier in der Reihe gewonnen. Das war unglaublich damals. Aber Diana Taurasi, meine Damen und Herren, sie hat das schon so lange gemacht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Und wie du vorhin gesagt hast, jede Kobe-Mentality, für die wir ihm Kredit geben, hat sie das mal zehn bekommen. Ich war im Spiel in Atlanta, ich hatte ein Ryan Howard-Jersey an. Sie ist auf mich aufgewacht und hat gesagt, du solltest mein Jersey tragen. In der Runde voller Gangsters. Ich dachte mir, was ist da los? Sie ist so traurig. Und sie ist die letzte von einem sterbenden Kind.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Sie spielt Reveille für die baggy ass Shorts. Die letzte Person, die die baggy ass Shorts trägt. Salute Adam Sandler. Es geht los, Bruder. Salute. Sie ist eine der Götter, für sure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich denke, wir sollten auch mehr Respekt auf den Fakt, dass Hulu-Legend Amina Hassan neben uns sitzt. Das Show geht durch die Hütte jetzt. Es wird auf DVDs gedreht, Memes und Nightmares. Sorry, zwei Dollar für mich. Aber ich denke, wir müssen Respekt auf den Namen Amina geben, weil er nicht nur in dem war. Er war in dem. Jeden paar Minuten hörte ich von Amin.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Und zu Hulu, wenn du den Geräusch meiner Stimme hörst, schau dir Paradise auf Hulu an. Es gibt sehr selten eine Episode auf der TV, die dich die ganze Zeit auf Pins und Niedern befasst. Diese Woche war Paradise. Ich konnte die ganze Zeit nicht atmen. Es waren etwa 50 Minuten. Bitte schau dir Paradise an. Du hast es verstanden.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Emmy next year. Yes, sir. Und wie mein Junge Jeremy Salute zu meinem Junge, er hat ein paar von denen bis jetzt. Aber ja, ich denke, er sollte in Berücksichtigung sein, weil, du weißt, Opinionen sind wie Blutknöpfe. Wir haben alle einen. Greg Cody hat einen. Du hast es, du musst es selbst sehen. Verstehst du mich? Auch aus dem Chat heute. Glückwunsch an Anastasia Williams.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Sie ist einer unserer leistungsvollsten Zuschauer. Salute zu Sis. Auch Glückwunsch an David Sampson. Und Salute zu Becca Boo und Becca Boo Jr. Meine Schwester Becca Boo wurde schuldig verhaftet. Sie hat diese Geschichte heute im Chat geteilt. Und wir hatten sie alle zurück. Auch Wayne W., RX, Romo, Damo, ich meine, Jimmy Gibson, Brad Streets, Ray Gunn, Charles. Oh mein Gott.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Salute zu dem ganzen Chat. Sie halten immer das Show lebendig. Und ich respektiere alle von euch. You did it. Return of the Doliac. You know that he's not waxed. It's Michael Doliac.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Bruder, I think, I mean, I don't know the fine system, how it works, but I'm willing to bet a lot of my money that that is not Michael K. dancing in that video. I think you have it wrong there. We might need to get Pablo Torre to find out, but I'm pretty confident that is not Michael K., sir.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, sir. Before the polls, the take of the day though. Amin El-Hassan, your name is Ralph Fiennes, sir. You're not Ralph Fiennes. I don't know who you've been talking to. Just like Christian Brown from the Nuggets. Brother, your name is Braun. Neither here nor there. First poll. One second, let me get to it. Ralph Fiennes. Can you ever go wrong with the Honda Accord?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That should be 91% at the least.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Is the Honda Accord Cal Ripken Jr. ? 87% of the audience says, yes, you dig it, compiler. It's a little bit of a compiler.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And the whole video team got sent to the day penalty box. We'd like to put some respect on the video team name. Salute to Louis, salute to Michael Fuentes, salute to Gino Fuentes, salute to Jason, Kirsten, Grayson.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Kirsten been doing a phenomenal job with the Unrival League. We ain't putting no, we gotta put respect on Kirsten name. I mean, you feel me? Salute to Kirsten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Because that boy twerked in front of a hundred thousand bananas. Oh boy. Jessica, what are you laughing about?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
yes sir and also salute the jason granados too man the youtube breaks the the flashbacks oh my god they've been chef's kiss the whole crowd been loving it man i think the the only question to ask you dan right now as we look at the beautiful room look at him oh my god my brother danny i got one question for you dan how what's the hardest part of the life
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Also, good follow. Good follow. Also, Kristen Graceler, Roz Gold, they've been doing a fantastic job all year covering Unrivaled League, even though David Sampson hated on their commercial. That's another thing. David Sampson, you have a A whole segment committed to you every week where you get to just tell us how good nothing personal is. Let the ladies have their promo commercial.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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We don't have to do that to them. They've been doing a great job. Salute to the unrivaled champions, the Rose, the long in the tooth, no more, Chelsea Gray. She slayed all the haters. Oh, my God. And I see my sister Jessica Ann Lehman out there. What a perfect cherry on top to the unrivaled season.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Brother, we need to start putting some trigger warnings on David Sampson segments because just for meanie pants. So you mean to tell me if I pay hundreds of dollars to go to the baseball game and my mama texts me an emergency text and in that text a fireball cracks my cranium, the first thing he rushes into is your fault. You don't get nothing?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Man, the complaints. One complaint has been hitting my email, my text message, my DMs all weekend. Spoiler alerts with this show, y'all. We have to do a slight better job. This is how you do a spoiler alert. Hey, guys, I'm about to talk about White Lotus. So if you haven't watched this week's episode, fast forward.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
15 15 15 about two minutes give a pause and then you say how brilliant you think buddy was in the monologue then you say I saw a pp then you say all the things you want to say you open the show with now that's how it's done uh gemstones like whoa me and my wife had it skewed for later so I'm talking about I at least got 15 to 20 people saying, bro, you got to tell them for me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Do not spoiler alert this stuff. Back in the day, we had a segment on this. Stu Gatz was asking, when is the proper time to talk about Game of Thrones, GOT? And we landed on about Thursday was about politically correct to talk about that Sunday's episode. You dig it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Yeah, I think so, too. At least Wednesdays. Because, you know, people go on dates on Sunday nights. People work on Sunday nights. People work early Sunday mornings. Sometimes we can't expect them to see everything we see, you know what I mean, without blessed jobs. So just respect to the audience. They definitely had a big problem with that, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Also, before the polls, we got to put a little bit more respect on Theo Pinson's name. I heard you say they're giving everybody podcasts, but Theo Pinson, national champion Theo Pinson, went undrafted and still had a five-year NBA career, Theo Pinson. That's role model levels, you feel me? We salute people with way less on their resume than that, you feel me? So salute to the big dog, Theo Pinson.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Before we get to that, I'd just like to... Throw a celebration. Yes. Thank you to Jimmy Johns. I see you. Holy moly. Thank you. Sponsored, man. Oh, my goodness. Salute. Big salute to Jimmy Johns. If you're out there, you're hungry right now, I suggest you go get you a sub ASAP. Pronto like.
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I see you, big brother.
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I got to ease up on my blood, Tony. Ease up on my doubt. I don't know what happened, Juju.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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We only had one poll that I put up today. So I'm gonna recap the polls for the last couple of days. We also had one questionable poll, which, you know, sometimes we say stuff in our show, but when you read it online, it doesn't read as well. You know what I mean? That's why I'm more so of like a call person. I love a two minute call versus a text message.
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Because I want you to hear me put the right effaces on the right syllables. So we're gonna go to the poll for Monday. If you had 10 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups every day for 10 years, would they disgust you? I was shocking to learn about Coachella. 66% of the audience says yes, they would disgust them. Should they do playoff golf at a putt-putt course? 82% of the audience says, yes, they should.
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Do you remember the phone number of your original home? 88% of the audience says, yes, they do. Wow. Surprised. Do you know any phone numbers? 86% of the audience says yes, they do.
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I put it at one and a half, 1.5, with that one being their phone number.
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Does everyone have the sniffles now? 82% of the audience says, yes, they do.
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Or the Italian nightclub. That's my favorite. I love the Italian nightclub. Hey, me too, dog. Me too. But, yeah, dog, you know how we usually give out $2 fines? I think we should give $2 to whoever put the Iceman in Dan's notes because it made everything worth it today. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. Yes, way to go, Coogler.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Those are your polls. Thanks, Juju. For sure. The questionable poll I didn't read was, is the key to March Madness white guys? Yes. We don't need to come back either way.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Hell yeah, man. Speaking of Kenan, I also like to, I agree with y'all that the Saturday Night Live hasn't been what it used to be these days, you dig it? But it did inspire me to make my own top five segments from Saturday Night Live.
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Yes, sir. SNL Skits of all time.
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Yeah, OLI, the NPR, Sweaty Balls. Yes, sir. I love those sisters. Also, OLI, Debbie Downer. I love her. Nummer 5, Celebrity Jeopardy, no matter who's up there. Number 4, The Roxberries, Will Ferrell. Oh, you're going old school, you're going old school. Where else do you go with that show? Yes, sir. Number 3, I like the, what's up with that, with Kenan.
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If Juju says so. Also, für irgendeine Art und Weise ist es immer meine Fantasie, die Kalifornierinnen.
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Und Top 1, Nummer 1, keine Fragen zu stellen, mehr Cowbell. Das ist eine gute Liste.
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Also, Mike, I've done a lot of research, I've crunched a lot of numbers from yesterday. Asswipe is an onomatopoeia, just for your records.
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Also Jessica, we were naming our favorite basketball players. Mine right now is Ant-Man and Dalton Connect. You dig it? Neither here nor there.
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Ich werde nicht Judias Zufriedenheit vermitteln, aber Joker des Tages, Dan Levitard, für das Unwissen in der Black History Month.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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We heard it. There were your words. The audience was tuned in. You can't do anything about that.
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Oh, I have trouble picking between Tiffany Hayes and Ryan Howard. Those are my two gals. Same, yeah. Brittany Griner is my favorite.
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Why aren't they called Crackaholics? Ja, 73% der Zuschauer sagen ja.
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Mmmh, eine wichtige Distinktion.
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Ein größeres Wochenende in Daytona. Spring Break, Bike Week oder die Daytona 500. 39% der Zuschauer sagten, Spring Break.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Meine Freundin ist aus Daytona und sie sagte, es sei Bike Week gewesen.
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Kannst du ein vertrauter Tänzer sein, wenn du so flachfüßig bist, dass es so aussieht, als ob deine Beine aus Seemann sind? 69% der Zuschauer sagen, nein, du kannst nicht ein sicherer Tänzer sein. Salute to Kugler, though. I didn't know my brother had those moves. He had me over here jigging, you dig it? I love it. Are feet doctors weird? 82% of the audience says yes, they are weird. Dang it.
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Big Pole, this is a big pole. Which hurts more, an NFL career or a woman's period? This is a big one.
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Right. I bet they side with you.
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60% der Zuschauer sagen, eine NFL-Karriere. Was machen wir hier? Ich bin sorry, Jessica. Wenn Dalton Connect in deinem All-Star-Spiel spielt, ist es ein All-Star-Spiel. 92% der Zuschauer sagen, nein, es ist nicht. Und die besseren drei Wörter. Guys, strap it on, strap it in. First time this has ever happened in the history of the show. What? What? No.
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50% of the audience says first and goal and 50% of the audience says fourth and goal. I don't believe you.
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Juju, bring es zurück. Ich bring es nicht zurück.
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Absolut. Ich bin froh, wieder hier zu sein. Aber die Leute lieben auch PK Subban. Er hat es heute stark gekauft. Die Publikation hat gefordert, dass wir einen Top-100-Handsomer-Brother-List von PK Subban brauchen. Ich muss jeden Tag mit ihm einsteigen.
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Oh no, it's still there.
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You updated it? I updated it. Also before I go... Before I go, this is my only platform. Jessica, I got your back. Justin Tucker has been accused of seven more people have accused him of that heinous crime. So if he has done this crime, we need to chastise him and hold him accountable for this because it's not acceptable. That type of behavior, we don't allow that here.
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Dan, you are going to be pleased because that is not what the audience is ablaze about today, John John. So you're safe.
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Look, they're always ablaze about something or other. I just have I would like to start by
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just updating some polls first to give us some holiday cheer you feel me yes our office christmas party is a great time for enthusiasm and dreams or horrible obligations and 85 of the audience said a horrible ab obligation that's higher than i thought that's on me that's uh that's all right it's not really cheerful yeah okay how about this one okay do you like this company office christmas party all right 71 of the audience said no
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Happy holidays, everyone.
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That's the one that they send you. That's the two Americas. But also, it brought joy to my heart today that, because I know Greg don't listen to these post-game shows just routinely as I listen to the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody.
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You did me. But also, he said that he wanted to see the three-point layup. And if you refer to yesterday, I said, bro, three-point dunks. You feel me? If you dunk on somebody, three points.
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Yeah, but then we still got it to the point where we needed to say that, yeah, it still needs some workshopping, but I think me and you, Greg, can get in the lab and pretty much come up with something by, I say, top of the year. Hello, let's have a meeting.
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Hell yeah. Absolutely. I mean, they did a good, they tried to make it seem like he was in Vegas wasting time, but I was locked in to the tournament. It wasn't as, I didn't see the performance from the OKC that I assumed I would get, but at the same time, I was thoroughly entertained. Thoroughly.
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Yes, sir. Appreciate you, bro. And I want to shout you out, too, during this Christmas holidays, too. Like, during the break I took, like, bro, Amin is one of the funniest people in the world. So him sending me a little joke here and there or him just checking in with me, it lifts my spirit so much.
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So in front of the whole world, bro, I want to say thank you and I appreciate you and your friendship throughout, just since I've known you, bro. Now you made it awkward.
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I mean, crispy lineup. Crispy lineup.
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Dan, also, $100 fine for killing Michael K in front of Michael K for some odd reason.
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Whenever we find out a system, whenever we find out a new finding system, you're negative 100 already off the bat.
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You're too right. He was like, bro, did you hear something about me? And salute to that whole segment, bro. I had a smile on my face the entire segment. Even David Sampson asked. I was laughing at him today with the other brothers from the New York Brothers. Yeah.
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i don't know you know it's caucasian two americas but i love all three of them brothers it was it was a great great segment and the whole time bro i was like dang this this is what it feel like like this is what this is the feeling that i had when i came into the show like the hijinks and they're just a fun like without a 10-year funeral like that's
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I had said goodbye to them already.
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Michael K was like, if the Yankees would have did this or another, they could have easily went to L.A. and got their last game. And David Sands said, well, if I was age-feeding Kedunk, and Michael K was like, you won't and you won't.
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Yeah, that definitely set the chat on fire. People love seeing him, and me personally, I can't tell what's a bit and what's real anymore, so I didn't lend any kind of emotion to it. I just saw it as two brothers who are talking shop, you know?
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Well, all I know is I love that brother. Michael, if you can hear my voice, just know I love you. People still love you online. People love a meme. It was like a Team Edward, Team Jacob situation. And so I think it was a healthy banter. Sorry if anybody was offended. I'm sure that wasn't anybody's intentions. But just know that it was great content, and I'm sorry if anybody was offended in that.
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Much love, Juju. Thank you, sir. Yes, sir. Good luck in the playoffs, unless you play me. I got your son, Michael, first round. All right, go through him to get to me.
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They just started making those jerseys back available, actually. Oh, for real? Because they, like Mitchell and Ness and the people who make the Deons, they didn't do that.
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If I beat you in the championship, you help me publish my next book and vice versa.
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He is hot right now. Before we get out of here, before we get out of here, I'm bad about doing this. If you guys want to submit anything, any questions for us and want us to get to any topics, hashtag Spliff Notes on Twitter, and we will definitely give you some consideration and read those tweets and bring them here to the forum. Thank you.
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I think that's beautiful, man. Like my girlfriend as well. She's a Bills Mafia diehard. And so I just imagine that like, wow, like that's a great idea. I'm taking notes from brother because that was a good one. Like you say, Jeremy, I got chills, too, because that was the greatest day of her life. And she also got married. And you're correct.
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My girlfriend death-stared me for that entire conversation because she needed to hear it for some reason. So, yeah, but that's a testament to my love for you, Dan. I will answer your call no matter what.
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Yeah, I'm completely torn, completely heartbroken that this is how the schedule lined up. I was a fan of the last couple of games for the Bills. I didn't mind if we didn't get that two seed for this very reason, because here we are finna have the game of our year, the game of our life just for the opportunity to play. Potentially Patrick Mahomes again. And I think that his size of the schedule.
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Oh, my God. Like you say, he's benefiting from all those years that Tom Brady benefited from that first bye week and then playing Houston. Wow. So, yeah, I'm absolutely heartbroken because no matter what, the true test is still lies ahead next week.
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Not really in life, but on that football team, between those lines, I hope my brother has a few mistakes that propels DeMar Hamlin, prepares, like you say, Shakir. I just really hope that it's our time this year. But the caveat to losing to Lamar Jackson is like, well, at least it's Lamar.
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Yes, sir. The crowd, the listeners, they have been coming in in droves saying how much the 2025 version of the show has just been uplifting. We even had a brother reach out to us about Greg Cody Tuesday yesterday. He said, and I quote, Was having a pretty rough day, a really difficult day at work yesterday. But listening to Greg Cody Tuesday completely turned my mood around.
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Thank you for a great show. And that's Flash Gordon Cole from Twitter. Salute, bro. He was on fire the last couple of days.
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David Sampson set the internet ablaze yet again with his take about A.J. Brown. He set me ablaze as well, too, because I was like, what am I listening to? So I'm not going to say his take is bad. I'm just going to lay down the gauntlet of if A.J. Brown only gets one target next week. I'm not the great at calisthenics, and I know David is. So I will run three miles on film and die for you guys.
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And if he has more than one target next week, we need 100 push-ups from David Sampson on camera. I'm laying down a challenge.
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None. I'm talking about devoid of it, like the Bills defense. I have none. So you will see your brother struggle if this happens. And I think the take was just a little bit on the take. I think it's kind of crazy coming after, like, what, two weeks ago, whenever A.J.
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Brown was considered a stand-up guy all around Philadelphia for getting Buddy his first touchdown ball back by giving the fan his jersey off of his back. And I feel like... People in Philly love A.J. Brown, so yeah, I'm ready for this bet.
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that was so bad i didn't get the bad beat but my girlfriend saluted her today she had saquon anytime touchdown and he broke away and she grabbed me and stood up and he slid and now he's no longer welcome in his household you got a real one huh Yeah, she cooled his hair.
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Yes, sir. I have a couple of polls. But before lastly, before the polls, Pablo, you cannot be so arrogant when your Internet is cutting out every second, sir. Right. Get on that.
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The glitchy Harvard guy. So we should send somebody to wake him up like 30 minutes earlier for these things. He'd be rolling straight out of bed for us. But yeah, do you wear shoes in the house? 64% of the audience says no. 36% says yes.
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Yes, sir. Neither here nor there. But we have a very interesting split poll right down the middle. Out of 2,935 votes, are Funnians still popular? 51% of the audience says yes, they are still popular. But unhealthy. Very flammable. But unhealthy. Very unhealthy. Who cares?
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Yeah, first correction I have, if I recall correctly, the chickens were defeated by Jeremy Taché's video for Tony Reale last week, not necessarily Taylor. I know he didn't want to bring that up.
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Hell yeah, and Dan, my brother, please, just take it from certain wars. You gotta learn to take the L, brother. We sat here, I'm ashamed to be a part of this two days in a row. Amin had great points and checkmated you around minute three.
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but you kept it going for 25 more minutes like come on where is the magic create a content like does that button not work no more do we do we get rid of it because i thought we had a umpteen amount of times to press that button dan and the fans of the show today um they said
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Nathan Stacking from YouTube says, Juju, you can't tell Dan that the chat has been overwhelmingly positive about the show today. Dan is out here making a damn fool of himself with this LeBron take. NDA Vader from Twitter. Yo, Leviton show. Dan is too smart to play coy about this topic. Darth Amin is right to call him out about it. This show is moving to OAN the past few days. Whoa.
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I mean, the people have spoken, my brother. That's worse than calling me a God cynic.
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And they buy tennis shoes as well, in which you got on Michael Jordan for that, and LeBron did a great job of speaking up sometimes. So let's just try to keep it fair.
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Let's just try to keep it fair, because we did 25 plus 23 minutes yesterday on that, and not one mention of the Jokers' heroic revenge game against SGA and the Thunder, where not only did the Jokers step up, the entire team, the Oklahoma City Thunder team, not the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Denver Nugget team showed up. You feel me?
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From the first man on the bench to the last man on the bench, to the training staff, they was wrapping ankles good. Like, bro, we need to talk about nothing from that game, but we sit here with this propaganda for day two.
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Belt to ass. Also, Amin, you had a little bit of, I know you were disappointed in Stephen A's first take response. But like you said, you were armed with the full story and information after the weekend. And so was Stephen A. Once Richard Jefferson and LeBron had their powwow with the hot mic, that's when Stephen A was able to say, wait. That wasn't about no damn LeBron. That was about Bronny.
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That's why we got what we got from Gil's Arena yesterday. Scorched earth, Stephen A. So I think that's why you may have been disappointed on that Friday.
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you feel me and also the joker of the day goes out to my big brother i rocked his jersey today shaquille o'neal the shack fool himself how dare you sit next to charles barkley while he scores the espn staff for not talking about the great teams we're talking about the lakers we're talking about who to sell the popular teams and we're not giving credit to the cavaliers bro and teams like the pistons who are having a great year and then you
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do a disservice to Chauncey Billups as well as J.P. Bickerstaff by not mentioning the importance that the Pistons are having. And the Trailblazers, who the Chauncey Billups are coaching right now, they're actually doing a good job right now. So you do a disservice for both of those teams by being flippant, talking about you don't watch this. That's what's the problem with this media.
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That's the big problem right there. I love you, Shaq Fu. I love you, Shaq Gnosis. But come on, big brother. Build a bridge. Get over yourself and tune in to some Pistons games because them brothers are doing a great job right now.
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Yeah, well, I think that that's what's wrong with the NBA coverage. That's why we have people around the world saying, I don't watch basketball no more. Combine that with these super teams. You tune in to the Orlando Magic playing the Toronto Raptors. You couldn't give a damn because you got to love basketball, and all these stars are so clustered up together. Don't get me started.
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You know what I mean? That was great. I couldn't have said that better. I would definitely attend your funeral. I don't give a damn if it's overseas in Australia. I'm getting my behind on the plane. I would attend all of you guys' funeral, by the way. I don't take it lightly. This means a lot to me. I know y'all don't have to answer if y'all would come to my funeral. I know the answer to that.
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But I would attend all of you guys' funeral, 100%.
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yes a brother named ronnie h hit me on instagram dm and i won't read this message you feel me but i think i'll just share the advice i was giving him bro friendships friendships are not easy man some like even the best friendship in the world marriage starts off with a hey better or worse now Like, you feel me? It's a part of that contract. Your wife, she's gonna fart under the covers, bro.
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You gotta get through that Dutch oven. And the same thing with friendships. Sometimes we go through things with our friends and sometimes we internalize them instead of going to that friend and saying, hey bro, do you mind changing this? Sometimes we go to, we'll be offended by your friend and we'll go to 12 people, 13 people and be like,
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that person guess what that person did that's not necessarily friendship if you want to call somebody yourself a friend to someone you gotta be one and give them an opportunity to be a friend back to you say hey brother like how you did that to me can you change that and that person now has the option to say hey no screw you get out of my face and you don't have to waste time with that friend anymore go your separate ways or that person may surprise you and say oh my goodness I'm so sorry let me not do that again
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and your friendship grows stronger forever and ever, and you know now you can depend on that person even if you drop the ball. Communication is key in every scenario, and just allow your friends to be friends, and they might surprise you and actually give you what you need.
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Yes, sir. Is the person who says shant an asshole? Hundred and one percent. Ninety one percent of the audience says, yes, he is. Hey, Toss, do you long for the day when you let off steam by dancing in a warehouse? Sixty four percent of the audience says, yes, they do long for that day.
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I threw this on the poll because you guys were lingering on this. I thought you were about to ask it, so I just threw this for S's and giggles. Kevin Bacon's career is equivalent to Chris Bosh, Kenny Smith, James Jones, or Tracy McGrady. 37% of the Instagram audience says... Tracy McGrady.
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Those are your polls. Thanks, Juju.
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Also, Jalen Hurts was clearly hung over at Disney World. You feel me? Going to Disney World right after you win the Super Bowl, it might be a bit challenging. I challenge the reporter to ask a better question from a guy who's hung over after the Super Bowl. You feel me?
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Shout out to BG. Right. Shout out to Tony for being back. Welcome back, brother. You've been kicking ass with Lewis and the MMA Hangout. The numbers are going skyrocket. You dig it? So glad y'all got a chance to highlight my boy today.
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Happy Black History Month. Speaking of that, a major salute award today for Jeremy Taché for when you got into the plantation talk. He said, that's a town in Florida. You dig me? And we needed that out there, Jeremy. Thank you, sir. Hats off.
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Yesterday, Mike said that if the Mavericks could go back in time, they probably would change up there the way they did things with Luka. I'd like to also present that Dan Hurley. Wow. If he could go back in time and get a time machine and accept that Lakers gig instead of being high and mighty back in UConn, he wouldn't be having to hurl insults at people after the game.
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He went on a rant yesterday. He was mad. He was saying two rings after the game. Oh, man, this is getting bad.
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Yeah, I like it. Also, two minutes whenever David Sampson comes back down to Miami for snitching and reading Chris's private text messages live on air.
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Yeah, it was real good. I mean, I don't know if he, him and Darren Reveal have a beef or whatever, but I think the overall is good that he, you know what I mean, holds himself in such high regard and thinks he is the businessman of the year. You feel me? We supposed to all think that, but if it's true or not, that's neither here nor there. The chat had a lot of opinions about that.
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Salute to the chat as well. Becca Boo, Adam Jamison, Bruce Go, Chris, David from Toronto, all the people who just support us every day, man. Salute to y'all, man. Hats off. I'm going to get to the first poll now.
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Yeah, for sure. I mean, they say a lot during this. Like some people show up to the chat before we even start. And then they're there at the end of the chat whenever we go on black screen. And I think that support, you know what I mean, deserves a shout out, bro. It's like the middle of the morning, they at work or whatever they're doing, they still giving us a piece of their day.
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Yeah. You guys said people aren't giving Jalen Hurts credit. And I think that just watching the wrong TV shows, because the shows I watch, they're giving them tons of credit. So I think it is time to, you know what I mean? Maybe give some new shows a try.
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So much love to you guys.
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Hell yeah. Salute the Lauer Rangers. Go, go. You dig it. I think it's people. First poll.
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Do you value pennies? 79% of the audience says no, they do not value pennies.
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What's going on there? Big Po, do you know what cocaine smells like? 64% of the audience says, no, they do not. Neither do I. Same.
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Can a bad smell put you in a good place? 68% of the audience says no, it can't. Damn. The orange bowl. The orange bowl.
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You guys, you know, we love Greeny, but, you know, it's just a lot of new and upper incomers out there who are giving Jalen Hurts a lot of credit.
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And lastly, I have Invisalign as well, and it has never made me say that word that Roy said. So we got to give my boy some kind of retroactive fine or penalty box or something, because wow.
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Uh, shoot. I mean, this show, how about we just start off by giving him credit and then we can just watch it back later on. You dig me?
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Brothers and sisters, it's March Madness, one of the most magical times of the year when somebody gets crowned to be the ultimate winner on each side, men and women, you feel me? But guess what also happens? Someone has to lose, man. As a matter of fact, a lot of people has to lose. Whenever you take a loss, bro, that's just a loss on that aspect. That's just a loss right there in that arena.
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Exactly. That shit, it be turning up the whole Atlanta. I be in certain parties, like, going to NBA events and stuff like that. They'll play that not knowing what they playing. I'm like... I'm finna actually turn up the whole thing.
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Right. That and a couple of other songs. Rest in peace to Shawty Low. Rest in peace to Young Scooter, man. How you feeling today, bro?
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Hell, yeah. It's a great time of the year. But, bruh, it's not a great time for my dog, Ja Morant, and his pockets. I mean, it's always a good time for his pockets when you got that much money. It's just not good. But, man, those gun gestures, the NBA done gave my dog a warning. And he came right back with two of the bazookas. Next game.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Yeah.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
A lot of these losses be shaping us to be the person that we need to be for the next W we going to get. You feel me? All the people who take losses in these tournaments, bro, you will never see them say, okay, cool, I quit now. Well, we lost. We didn't win a championship. I quit now. You don't see Steph Curry. They didn't win a championship last year. He didn't quit now.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Aw.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Russ is my guy, but bro. I got two reasons. Number one, you're only up one point. So go in and lay it up. Maybe I see the point or the angle you're trying to get them to real quick, but you got to dunk that home at least. You got to make sure you get that one.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Right. You're going to have to be a hero tonight to kill Alexander Walker. Big knob. Right. We went for that to Steph Curry being – I don't know if he's turning back the clock or that's just his time. And that's the problem I kind of got with Ja a little bit.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Brother, you shoot the guns whenever Steph Curry ain't around dropping 52 on your head, but you're going to shoot him against Tyler Hero in the game? Don't do it like that because I feel like you can't allow – I don't care how great you are, 52 – When playoff seating is this important to your team and that team, bro, like talk about how Steph Curry himself is like Jimmy Butler, the arrival.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
I never thought that they was going to look this good, this fast on that team. You feel me?
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
You know who had an incredible performance last week that's not getting talked about enough, in my opinion? Giannis Antetokounmpo. Bro put up, what was his stat line the other night? 100, 100, and 100. Bro, no damn time, no real help for real on that bench. Kind of weak roster a little bit if you squint. But bro putting up historical numbers, dog.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
I don't think he get the respect he deserve in this day and age. What you think, bro?
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
That boy just dropped 52 this year in a regular season game. So just remember, out there, when you going through life's ups and downs and catch an L here and there in life, bro, that L is really what... Let that be a lesson. Turn that loss and make that stand for a lesson, you feel me? And keep it moving and push that to the front of the agenda for that next W you're going to get.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Moving on, bro. We got some people. We got a hotline here on the show, man. And we allow the fans of the show to give their calls in and just give us their takes, their wacky questions. So, Ms. Rebecca, cue some of those calls up for us right quick so we can go through some of them. You did me.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
How early is too early to watch the movie Rush Hour? We got a guest. I'm going to let my dog Tyler hit that one first. What you think, bro? How early is too early to watch Jun Tao on the board?
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Exactly. You know what I mean? Because neither one of them is cool for that.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
you know modern political climate or whatever you want to call it exactly and that's how i feel too you feel me like bro go ahead and turn that rush hour on in the crib brother let him play it right now because like he said it was respect put on all cultures in that rush hour and it was like he said the most important thing be funny man don't be fighting out here the pope be out here trying to fight for the right to say what they got to say and don't be a damn lick of funny bro
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
You feel me? Yeah, so yeah, man. Go ahead and turn them on, man. My mom and dad let me watch Friday, and I think I was too young. I went to the movie theater. I had that on VHS, dog.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Because, bro, somebody got to win. And next time... Why not be you? You feel me? Let's celebrate the L's because that's going to make us who we need to be to get them W's. You dig us? Hey, you got to know, you got to know, you got to know.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Hell yeah, brother. Well, that's been another great episode of the alley-oop, dog. Bro, this episode was made 100% fantastic by my dog, dog. Like, check him out on Jenkins and Jones, you feel me? One of the best podcasts out there with flavor, with us, you feel me? Come on, bro, tell them. You got anything you want to say before we get out of here?
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Yes, sir, man. Shout out to you ten times more, man. And that right there was the alley-oop. Catch us again next week on the same bat channel at the same damn bat time. You dig us.
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Alley Oop Ep. 4: Ja Morant’s Finger Guns, Giannis Goes Gonzo, and No One Can Stop Steph Curry (feat. Dragonfly Jones)
Man, everything cool, man. Like I said, bro, I'm so happy and so proud to live in an era where my dog, young L.A., is really like actually rising from the ashes like the phoenix. With the black boy, white boy swag. With the haircut boy, with the crosses on me everywhere. Oh, my God, I'm blessed.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
what in the yeah bro you that's like asking Gregory Hines hey can you come over here and give us a little soft shoe yeah like yeah you don't do that that's why you need friends from all walks of life in your life to be able to say hey bro don't ask that to the black don't do that here's a crazy here's the crazy part the friend who was that in that story was David Sampson
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Hey, Chris Cody, can you give me a little Michael Jackson kick? What are we doing? I almost did it.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Do you use the word croaked when talking about death? 57% of the audience says yes, they do. Wow. That's high. That is high. We got an old-ass audience. Does everyone have a crotch? 96% of the audience says yes, everyone does.
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And that one guy, the wrestler. Oh, yeah. Those are your polls. Thanks, Juju. Thanks, Juju. Thank y'all.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Yeah, like they're saying, when it comes to the time hops, it's from the same people who made This Is Us. And if you watch This Is Us, they got nothing but time hops telling you about how the dad was going through this or that. And long story short, after you watch that first episode, the last scene, I feel like universally around the globe. You're in. You just say.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
And then the next scene you go from that boat and then go to Greg Cody's belly button surgery and then you go back to freedom. And it's like, ah.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
I'm in. No! Exactly, Juju. Oh my God. I'm in.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
I think they got a little carried away with the White Lotus conversation, which makes me want to jump in as well. I think the other couple of days ago, you was like things that are best to take a nap to. I would urge people to see season. I mean, episode three of White Lotus, very peak nap taking vibes.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
the water hitting, you'd be like, oh man, then you hear the birds chirping, and then you hear a phone vibrating, but it's like, oh, that's not my phone, that's Draco Malfoy's dad phone. I can stay asleep. And speaking of Draco Malfoy's dad, his accent could use a little WD-40. I'm not sure if he's from Texas, Australia, London, I don't know.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
But I love the White Lotus, just the franchise, but this season is made of filler. Thank you. Just made of it.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Right, bro. The same way White Lotus is made of filler, my shirt is made of boyfriend material. If my baby wants...
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
any i don't give a damn if she wants me to fly to the moon and just say hey bro we gotta go she has chosen to spend her the rest of her life with me and if baby say she want to renew her vows in front of her friends dare i say i'm willing to give her the moon i'm willing to give her the world i will invite all the people thanks for saying this i know who to leave off the invite
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Because, bro, whatever my baby want, I'm going to surround her with love for the rest of my life. So I think that the vows got a little bad rep. But we're talking to David Simpson, a proud divorced man. He calls what the devil he knows the rare. We can't we can't ask people like him about the vows. I think that vows are to be celebrated.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
And it's amazing thing to live that long and celebrate your love.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Right. And you got to treat every day like you just started courting.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Oh, yeah. You got to keep it courted. Ask your wife, hey, do you mind if I take you on a date this Saturday? Are you free? Like, keep the spice in your love life. Write her a note. Tell her, hey, meet me at this restaurant. I'm going to act like I don't know you, and I'm going to try to see if I can pick you up sometime in the night.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Like, keep your relationship alive, and this is some of the stuff that helps do so.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Right. I think it's something to having LeBron and Luka on your team when you are a Showtime Laker. I think it motivates everybody to treat every single game like it's a new relationship. Like, man, there's Joe, there's Denzel Washington. Man, I got to do my job. Like, they are so efficient right now. Jared Vanderbilt, the enforcer. Like, you said it a couple weeks ago. I laughed at you, Dan.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
I was like, yeah, sure, Jared Vanderbilt. I told my girlfriend, Dan said a funny joke today. Jared Vanderbilt is an enforcer. No, you were right. They bring the pressure to every single game. And I think that they're rising to that occasion. And if you're out there, listen to my voice. If you want a team to do bad, send me an email.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Tell me to praise them and watch their season go down the toilet that day. Thank you, Nico shirts right now available.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Yeah, man. I think Jimmy Butler, he just opens up the floor so well. And the combination of him and Draymond's veteran leadership, it allows players like Brandon Podziemski, Moses Moody, last night, Buddy Hill to do what they're actually good at versus trying to do what Steve Kerr would like for them to do. He's allowed every player on that team to actually settle in to what they're good at.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Before we get to that, I want you to put a question on the poll, Dan Lebitard. Worst year, Nico Harrison or Aubrey Drake Graham for tomorrow's polls? Oh, wow.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Poll number one. Will they? From Billy Gill. You know what I mean? 57% of the audience says yes, they will.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
All right. Walter Goggins with that look in his eyes. Poll number two. Are renewed vowels one of the stops on the train tracks to divorce?
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
79% of the audience says yes. Those are two good ones. Exactly. Speaking of divorce, David Sampson earlier, this has been like hitching my giddy up. At the party, they asked Saquon, could you hurdle? Yeah.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Mally took a huge shit earlier.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That's just his stomach again. Juju, do you have any experience? You've stayed at the Elser a bunch of times with the vultures flying around. No.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'll give him an award for only making the show awkward like twice.
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Your personal best.
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Second best shoe possible. Good job, guys. There's only two options, 50-50. Am I right?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Hey, way to go, team. See you tomorrow, everyone. See you again tomorrow.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The only one, but... You don't have to point that out.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You dig it?
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That's what I just said. I don't think they have a tanking problem, but I think Adam was right. Whenever the fans, they get the brunt of the stick most of the time, you feel me? And they be like, well, the ticket price ain't going down. When you heard David Simpson, they don't give a damn about you. You feel me? I think it could be a little met in the middle.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I also think he was a little harsh to my sister, Shamia Moore, the Atlanta Hawks in arena announcer. She don't know what the hell to do, brother. Brother, knee jab popped out of their damn body. And what can she do besides look in the camera?
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I know, but you act like she Katie Couric delivering the world news. She is in that Nana Hawks arena. Endgame.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, just a lot of dams.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ragman. Right. He the joker of the day, bro. You can't keep shooting layups and putting tic-tac-toes down.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, sir. It was a great show today. It was great to meet my brother Jason for the first time. You dig it? Great legend. You feel me? With the Bulls, you be kicking ass, bro. Congratulations on the newborn. Big fan of your work, my brother.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Speaking of Anthony Jason Mason, we forgot to ask him, bro. How bad is your eyesight? But you need them glasses on the track.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah. Oh, man.
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Do I? I'd like to give the Get Well Soon Award to my dog Taylor, man. That was a rough segment, brother. Get well soon, brother.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I made a couple polls, you know what I mean, as equipment managers do, you feel me? I appreciate that. So I took it to the streets. Does the NBA have a tanking problem? And this is the Instagram poll. They're available on Instagram stories now. 77% of the audience says yes, they do. The audience is the audience. Should every MLB player use a torpedo bat? 78% of the audience says yes, they should.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You got some more polls for us, Juju? Yes, sir. Can you sue a baseball team for causing your divorce?
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You want to be saved. Don't save them. 55% of the audience says, yes, you can sue that baseball team. The last poll inspired by Dom and my dog Charlie's relationship. Are your work friends your actual friends? 69% of the audience says no they are not.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got another one. I forgot it was a late entry. From Evan Williams, you feel me? Sponsored by the good folks over at Evan Williams. If you're going to drink some bourbon, I prefer to get you a glass of that Evan Williams bourbon. When it comes to the NCAA Final Fours, do you prefer chalks or do you prefer the Cinderella's? This is big.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
52% of the audience say they prefer the chalk. I love it.
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Okay. Looking so at the content. Juju's the man. Okay.
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Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What did you think of the show today, man? It was good, man. We got off to a rough start. I know my brother Amin is ambassador of the league, and he's a gatekeeper and a protector. But I don't think that necessarily the league has a tanking problem specifically, but they definitely have a I just traveled 9,000 miles to see Steph Curry, and he in street clothes problem every now and then.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
If you drive into a parked train, have you been in a train wreck? 52% of the audience says no, you have not. Close vote. That was close.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No matter what your job title is, do you want to be named Eberflusse? 93% of the audience says no, they do not. Wow. ENT, though? I mean. I would like to throw in some great coaching names. I jotted down myself. Jack Del Rio. Fantastic. He had a great head of hair. Excellent.
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Butch Davis as well. Wow. Chuck Pagano. Great names.
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Yes, sir. Can you flatten a car tire with a cigar? 76% of the audience says no, you cannot. Have they ever tried?
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little dewey have you ever blamed a bodily odor on an animal 77 of the audience says yes they have hell yeah right surprise is that low i mean also billy went on a rant or two earlier And I know sometimes he gets a little worried about these. But, sir, the audience was on your side today. AJT says, salute to Billy. Brian S. says, Billy, you are the GOAT. Mike Mitt says, Billy, you are my hero.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Keep doing your thing, Billy. The Duke.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Thank you. Vinay S. says, you are the GOAT as well. Next poll. Does Mike McCarthy look more like Mardi Gras or Key West?
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Excellent. 69% of the audience says Key West.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Upset. That's an upset. Yeah, I think they're right. That's an upset.
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When there are 40 people on one side of the plane, will they allow 18 others to be on the other side of the plane? No. 66% of the audience says no, they will not allow that.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, it was inadvertent. I think there was a kick saving a butte by a young Christopher Cody that saved all of that. Because once he got in, the audience turned into how good of a son he was and saved his dad. So I think we avoided all catastrophe.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Go ahead. Is the wins a good name for a football team? 90% of the audience says no, it's not. Good. Happy birthday to NBA champion Peyton Pritchard. I see you. See you guys next time.
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Postgame Show: Appreciate You, Hogsmash (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I was like... No Palacio?
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Postgame Show: Appreciate You, Hogsmash (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It was blood on the sheets, dog. And it was also a booger melted into the towel. You know what I'm saying? You know, most people use those towels to step on once they get out of the shower. So I bring all of my stuff to the hotel because my skin is delicate, baby. So I agree with you, Zaslo. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And bring that soap that your wife used.
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Postgame Show: Appreciate You, Hogsmash (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I mean, we always say Samson is the standard. I don't see Samson as this clean thing. Samson is one of the most disgusting things I see as well. I think I may be further down the spectrum than him. He puts his hand in a bag of jelly beans and puts them directly in his mouth. I haven't put something directly from my hand in my mouth since Obama administration. I don't agree with how he live at all.
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Postgame Show: Appreciate You, Hogsmash (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Salute to his germophobia. I'm not trying to get fired. I'm fine. Don't want to talk bad about David Samson, you know, but I think I'm a little bit more on the germaphobe spectrum
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Postgame Show: Appreciate You, Hogsmash (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Don't get me started on the soap in the shower that's nailed to the tile. Don't get me started on that soap. Please, Zaslow, I feel you.
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Good support there.
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Postgame Show: Appreciate You, Hogsmash (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That, my friends, is a whole entirely different subject. Yesterday, he became one of the most, he's popular everywhere he goes, but he was very popular for his ribs take, how he doesn't eat ribs. How about that? Offset. You dig it? No, it's very popular. Well, I should say polarizing.
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Postgame Show: Appreciate You, Hogsmash (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Hogsmash from Twitter says, Imagine being so afraid of having some sauce on your face that you deny yourself the absolute culinary glory of wings and ribs. There's other foods. That's a true shame.
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MrRich6183 says, Get him out of here. Straight to the point.
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CeeLoBrown27 says, the funniest part is that he said he can eat pizza without making a mess because he's not two but can't eat a wing. Again, not worth the trouble. Mike Fizz says, worst take of all time on this show, and that's saying something.
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Tom Bobaldi says, I get the sensory issue of not wanting your hands to feel sticky, but as he kept going, sheesh. You know, these are our loyal supporters. You know what I mean? Let them be heard.
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Postgame Show: Appreciate You, Hogsmash (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right, I was watching the game, dog, and everything stopped. I had action on a lot of NBA games, but I turned all that off. I couldn't breathe anymore. It was so disgusting to see my sister, Juju Watkins, go down with that knee injury. Cuz you know what she means to that city. You know what she means to that team. You know what she means to basically just women's basketball everywhere.
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And to see her go down in the March Madness tournament, it's just so sad, man. Salute to Kiki for stepping up last night. Salute to her teammates for having her back. You feel me? But I can't help but just feel very sick in my stomach, which is, I think it plays into the Cooper flag conversation y'all was having yesterday.
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Why he should take his ass on, I don't give a damn if it's the Wizards, the Hornets, and get that bread because your knee go out in one of these situations. Now, like Jeremy said, your career is pushed back a year and you don't get that option to have that Jimmy Butler contract that he just got.
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Your career ends a little bit more like some of the guys who just had to go out, sadly, because of injury, man.
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Yeah, it could be. I think so. Even though I had heavy action on Colorado State, that shot sent an arrow straight through my heart. Oh my goodness, just like Rip Pitino heart. But credit the queen, you feel me? The debate started online, though. It looked like he might have taken an extra step.
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I'm not going to look, Tony. I'm not going to look. What you think, bro? What you think?
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But it was.
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he's saying okay stop the steel don't let the zebra steal it finally somebody look that's proof zazlo i love you brother you are the biggest celebrity i know thanks but you gotta understand that that was a travel to call it in that place i get you don't want to ruin the game reps but that was absolutely a travel and that's what's wrong sometimes with today's society kids watch that and they mimic that
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Oh, Queen at the buzzer, one, two, three, and they're going to take that to their rec league. No, I think the referees should bite down, you know what I mean? And dare I say, throw the little whistle in there and help Papa get his action from Colorado State.
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I'm in a Survivor League where I think it's like 18 out of the last 22 people had chose Maryland. And the cash is exponential right now. And I was about to be right there at the cash. Now we're all back in it.
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Yeah, I'm going to check you out too. I also want everybody to make sure you check out Jimmy John's, you feel me? Go check it out. I keep my most valuable possessions in there. Some little confetti from the 2024 champions, the actual confetti. Just making sure that my brother's celebrity Zaslow sees that.
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In the words of my missing brother, what have you done for me lately? Stugatz, I see you. Catmount96 says, Al Duncan should be on the show weekly. And I support that as well. My sister bring it every time. Salute to Al. Salute to my dog, Tony. He tried to get Kilmokey in there. I don't know. That divided the world. But you knew about the DAP? Of course I knew about the DAP. Okay, thank you.
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But that divided the whole internet chat. That divided the back row, it feels like.
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It is, brother. And as a person who's going through, like, I've been seven months of straight just therapy. I've been in the gyms, therapy and counseling. I suggest you guys, you know what I mean, love each other. Everybody just love each other. No matter your Mokies ties or no matter your whatever ties you have, just love each other, especially on air. You dig it.
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First poll. What is the smarter animal? The dolphin or the octopus? 54% of the audience says the dolphin is smarter than the octopus. Sheesh. That was close. Hell yeah. Second poll. Is the fight won by the first genital biter? I would tap out. 85% of the audience says yes it is.
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Probably people in wheelchairs. Salute to them. Over under the age of the person who caused the police the fuzz. 78% of the audience says over 100 years old caused the police the fuzz. And those are y'all poles.
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Thank y'all.
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First of all, Zaslow, you look incredible. I mean, tell the folks that once they put their name up on ESPN as a celebrity bracket picker, then they can comment on your wardrobe. You dig it? That's what I'm saying. Until then, everybody needs to take a step back and salute greatness. Also, too, I throw you a bone on the soap situation.
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Not only do I take my own soap to hotels, I take my own towel, rag, pillowcase, and bed sheets. Because hotels are a disgusting place, bruh. Like, my skin is very sensitive, you feel me? And one time I was in a hotel not to be named in Miami, Florida. I pulled back the sheet. There was blood on my sheets, bruh.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
They said he wasn't flying to the game with the team. He flying on his private jet only to make one of the goofiest trades in the goofball history of the goofy America. Andrew Wiggins, you thought Andrew Wiggins was actually finna come back and make a difference? I don't know, bro. What y'all think? Who's y'all choice for goofiest team in the league right now?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Fuck. This just hit my mind right quick because I see something on TV. Randomly, y'all seen the baton girl who was random and she hit the girl with the baton?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Damn. And with that being said, we're going to wrap it up, bro. Thank y'all for joining me. Trista, come on, bro. Round of applause for my sister. Josh, round of applause for my brother. And that right there is the alley-oop, man. Welcome back, man. Salute to all the producers. We see you, Miss Rebecca. We see you, Dylan. Catch us next week. Same bat time, same bat channel. You dig, Ski?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I ain't never met nobody in the world that's done hate on Blue's Clues, bro. Great nomination. Like, who don't like Blue's Clues, bro? If you don't like Blue's Clues, you're a loser. Stugatz. Look, you get one paw print, that's the first clue. You put it in a notebook. Now what do you do? Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues. Sit on the chair and think about it.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Look, it's right here behind the juju. You don't make me. Broke my wall. Look, coming down on the juju.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Every time I go to church, I'd be like, sorry, I got to wear the jaw tonight. I got to wear the Luca to the Mavericks, motherf***er, to Sunday service. Look at Josh.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
We're going to get to these damn Knicks because every time I see Josh, I see him saying Michael Jalen Brunson. You feel me? The Knicks is this to this. Brother, Dante DiVincenzo turning over his damn grave right now. Y'all got rid of that man for this. Y'all boy lost to the Spurs. The tanking Spurs. Them boy tanking like Silk the Shocker. Them boy tanking like Mia X, sir.
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We are right. People like that. Like, you're trying to avoid people like that. Let me newsflash. The Bucs is about the sixth, seventh best team in the league.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
It's not my Memphis Grizzlies. I'm just fresh. That's all it is, bruh. I just got Swayver. Sway plus flavor.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Exactly. That boy going to cry to the locker room. Who else on the team?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Look, it's right here behind the juju. You don't make me. Broke my wall. Look, coming down on the juju. It's up there.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
But look, back to the niche, bro. Y'all got Tracy Morgan throwing up on the sideline, eating them weak-ass nachos in the Madison Square Garden, bro. Get some real cuisine in there, bro. That's a legend. Y'all got that boy throwing up, bro. I don't like it, bro. Precious Achua.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
What do you need, my friend? My friend? What do you need, my friend? Hot gossip. Do you want to talk life? Do you need some advice? You want to talk basketball? Yes.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
You want to phone a friend? Well, guess what? I can be that friend. Hello? Hello? What are you waiting for, man? What are you waiting for, woman? What are you waiting for, family dog? Call right now. Who is the goofiest team in the NBA thus far? I got the Miami Heat slash the Sixers. Now, the Sixers, of course, we all know. They spun the whole bag on Paul George, Podcast P, you feel me?
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Who just realized two weeks ago that, wait a second. This podcast thing is a little distracting. Maybe I should put that down. Only the disco located February 2 weeks later, now he out for the season. And then the Miami Heat, I'm not sure what they thought was going on. They kind of put Jimmy Butler out there. They exposed all of his bad habits. They didn't want to pay him.
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The Emirates Cup. No? That's right, Billy.
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I mean, yes. They're trying their hardest. And I think I found a way to fix the NBA All-Star game. So we take it back the old school way. East versus West. You feel me? But the East are playing for the Children's Hospital. And the West are playing for St. Jude's Hospital. And now... Courtside at the All-Star game, we sit St.
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Jude's children, the children who are able, strong enough to get there, and the Children's Hospital people on courtside. Now, jump ball, Shay Gilders-Alexander. You see little bruh sitting here with the breathing apparatus. We finna play hard.
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Either way, put them courtside.
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All right. I think Chris Cody asked a question earlier. What is the Cadillac of cars these days? And I think it's the Honda Accord. Never go wrong with the Honda Accord.
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Today's show was good. Like I said, I think we just dove into the creators. We give the creators a little bad rap. They're trying their best, Jennifer. You dig it. I do think that the foul play show from Anthony Davis, You can't come after Ashton Kutcher's punk and have me at pranks. You feel me? They pranked Jared Vanderbilt by thinking he killed some goats.
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It's like, okay, what's the real prank? The best prank was the Mookie Betts reverse prank on Anthony Davis, which he thought he ruined Mookie Betts' wrist before the playoffs. That was a good prank. But even my sister Cameron Brink, her prank on, what's the buddy from the Clippers now, the Hawks? The pranks are a little bit meh. Maybe they'll get better as the season progresses.
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nah man we're not he's not alone bro i think we should pour as much money as we can into greg coley pilot a 20-minute episode of just him being the star maybe he's seinfeld maybe he's martin lawrence i don't know what it is but remember we're talking about a a member of the wu-tang clan you That's true. Also, Wu-Tang going back on tour. They announced their final tour starting June 6th.
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You feel me? But I think that we give Cody enough credit sometimes, but sometimes we don't give him enough. Put my boy in front of the big screen. You feel me? Mike Sher, get on it.
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everybody should if you are in love over hip-hop or if you love uh also run the jewels is going to be there i think it's just going to be a historic event so just tell your kids or whoever get out there june 6th i think that's july 18th i think everybody should go man because that that group really started a lot of people like careers like as far as influencing hip-hop so i think that we should pay homage by getting a ticket as long as the tickets are negotiable you feel me because
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beyonce salute but yeah bro and also too uh during the show tony tonight oh man that was a great interview with um ron mcgill dog my boy tony had the the uh the button up fresh as hell you did i never heard that story from ron mcgill so i think that was a good story bro
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Yeah, for the first time in history, we only had one poll today, and it was a buzzer-beater poll. You dig it? Our chicken tender is something that can be delicious from the gas station. 68% of the audience says yes, they can.
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yeah dan i think you are a little bit wrong when it comes to the importance of the the hockey tournament the four nations tournament the uh the mls cup whatever that messi just won i think that we give it a bad name and we we piled on a little bit too much you feel me because like At some point, everything was just made up. You dig it?
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Some of these things were made up hundreds of years ago, so we consider them normal now. But at some point, the Dan Lebitard show was a made-up thing. But 20 years later, we're doing the oral history of its importance. You feel me? I feel like just because we're living in the times of the day and age of the thing being made up, that doesn't mean we should scoff at the significance of that thing.
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You dig it? I think instead of scoffing at the creators of shit like the in-season tournament and the MLS Cups or whatever, we should just salute them folks for daring to create because they're the real innovators, you dig? So we should stop chastising and get our ass out here and create something ourselves, you dig?
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Yes, sir. You feel me? And salute. I'm glad to be here. But yeah, man, I've been supporting these ladies for a while now, and it's beautiful to see that their work is finally being rewarded. You feel me? Especially like Brittany Griner getting in that trouble overseas because she has to make money during this time of the year and missing out on her family.
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And Unrivaled League is giving these ladies a
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great opportunity to stay home keep their family they got daycare facilities they got makeup they got everything in that facility so i'm so happy and honored to be even like a inch involved uh the unravel league i should tell people that skipper is one of the part uh owner investors in that league and i went out there and saw juju this weekend over by the airport you were surprised that a facility has sort of grown out of nowhere right you're not uh
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Yes, sir. I thought I was somewhere ducked off. You feel me? And it was right around the corner from the – I don't even want to call it just a gym because it's like a fairground almost where you got attractions outside. You can shoot your own hoops. You can do so many activities if you have kids with you. It's just all around a great place to be.
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And I urge everyone to go check it out at least once this year.
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Yes, sir. And speaking of Brittany Griner right quick, she's testing free agency for the first time in her career. So look out. You dig me. First poll. Should Ohio State fire Ryan Day anyway? 78% of the audience says yes. You can't lose to Michigan. I love it.
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And speaking of Ryan Day, I don't know if this was caught on TV. I was blessed and fortunate to go to the game last night. In the fourth quarter, they put Lou Holtz on the screen. And you would have thought they put Satan himself up there because I heard so many boos. I was on the Ohio State side, of course, but wow, that was amazingly funny.
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It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life because he's so old. Salute to my boy Lou Holtz, though.
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Yep. Hey, yo. Number two, hey, Mark Andrews, can you meet the media afterwards? 54% of the audience said yes. Yes.
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It was so sad. That was so sad.
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Yep. The same way they wanted Jessica Tears, but you can't get them, man. You can't get them. We got real adults around here, man. Third poll. Who has been better for the last 25 years, the Steelers or the Ravens? Oh, this is a big one. 65% of the audience says the Ravens. Wow.
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Hell yeah. Next poll. Bigger Barkley in Philadelphia. Saquon or Charles?
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Salute to Sir Charles. Saquon took it. 55% to 45%. No. No, you disrespectful people. No.
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Hey, man, the audience has spoken. Those kids.
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Patrick Loomis, Dust Dye, Barry Lieberman, Mitchell Carter, Evan Clark. We all see you, Cloud Feet, and all the other people. Just a quick shout-out to the audience. Next poll, were the Lions saving Eminem for the NFC Championship? 95% of the audience says yes. And $2 to me because I put we're instead of were.
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Yes, the last poll. Should the Lions trade for Stafford? 66% of the audience says yes. That's a great question. The audience is right.
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Yes, the Joker of this week, unfortunately. Congratulations, brother, as well. But Ben Johnson for trusting Jameson Williams to make a throw in the fourth quarter down 10 points off his back foot, by the way. Like, sir, I don't know who or. what you were doing in the locker room at halftime, but it wasn't plotting perfectly. So salute to Brother Ben Johnson. Congratulations for your job.
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But, man, you broke the hearts of a lot of people that love Detroit in that instance. So be well soon, brother.
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Did you see him hunching the ground? He put two pumps. Yes, he did. He was one pump away from a flag.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
I'm Juju Gotti. Alex on the camera, man. Welcome back to Unrivaled Coverage. We're going to take y'all through a couple of experiences today and, of course, highlight these beautiful, wonderful athletes in this Unrivaled League. Let's go, baby. Don't turn the TV off just yet. Unrivaled is live in the face, baby. No crowd has been like this Unrivaled crowd.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Brothers, sisters, every fan in here is screaming to the top of their lungs. Unrivaled league. Got a lot of haters, but them haters ain't got me. We had to step outside because there's too much action going on inside, man. This is my favorite player in the WMEA history of all time. How has this experience been for you guys so far?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Let's go, Angel. If I catch a t-shirt, I'm going to go crazy. Oh. 10 yards away, 10 yards short. The vinyl pulled it out, man. Ain't nothing better than the winning score, bruh. AKA the Elo ending. That gave these girls a chance to get back in the game, bruh. Every fourth quarter gonna be interesting as hell moving forward, man. Salute to the vinyl.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Salute to all the, look at all the love in the building, man. It's a packed house. Unrivaled League is taking off like a rocket. So I suggest you get your seatbelt and a ticket yourself. You dig me? Come on, man.
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Yes, sir. I got to ask Trey Young stuff, Kyrie Irving, Jason Tatum. It's a lot of clips that we're going to put out this week whenever we get to it. But yeah, the festivities were a little bit way better than the game. You did because, man, even like during the game, it was a lot of empty seats.
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So, yeah, the build up around the All-Star game was way better than the actual product that they put out.
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I mean, yeah, the highlights was you're basically talking to, you know what I mean? I got to talk to Dalton Connect. You dig? I told him I was praying for him. You dig it? There's a lot of people that you don't necessarily get the access to and you just get to ask them and ask them a lot of good questions and stuff that you've been mulling over during the season.
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Like I say, we'll get some of that out later this week. But I think with the All-Star game, I think Adam Silver is taking a lot of the blame. And I think he's like, you remember when CJ McCollum was like, I'm trying, Jennifer. I think... Adam Silver is trying his best. He trying new ideas. It's just not nothing sticking to the wall because like it's so different.
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The format this year was way different. I'm seeing the attempt, but I think that this era of players, it's a social media era. You feel me? Like they get their gratification from Instagram. They get their gratification from Facebook. and all those different things, brand deals and stuff. So when it's time for them to put that effort towards the actual game, I don't think they care as much.
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You know what I mean? Like the culmination of go play outside versus playing on your phone. I feel like this generation of players just don't have that – thing inside of them that will make them want to try hard for some reason. You dig it?
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Right. And it's about the fans as well. We come from the generations of players band together to lock out because they weren't making enough money. Now, these days, they got so much disposable income that they scoff at the importance of how we see this. They don't even think the fans' opinions sometimes are important.
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Add that with their tiredness of people, parlays, and they just don't have a lackluster attitude when it comes to these type of exhibition events.
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but like you said you know where you do not get this non-caring attitude the unrivaled league holy moly salute to the one versus one tournament champion nafisa collier i feel like you put those brothers out there in that scenario one versus one then you'll see oh okay yeah your pride on the line for real and i don't i think the women have it figured out when it comes to that you dig it
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Is the restaurant Hooters tamed compared to Instagram? 96% of the audience says yes. Big numbers. Yeah, okay, next poll. Are all convention centers vast? 86% of the audience says yes, they are. That place is huge in Miami Beach, man.
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Orange juice. No pulp, little pulp, or maximum pulp? This is big. 53% of the audience says no pulp. Wow.
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What came in second place there? What was last? Second place at 35%, little pulp. And at 12%, maximum pulp. You are all here little pulp?
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The last poll is from my perfectly oriented brother, Grant Cody. Do you approve the price hike of eggs? 82% of the audience says no, they do not.
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Yeah, I'm an old school guy, and my friends hate it. Everybody probably hate it. I prefer calls.
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Like, I hate text messages, bro, because it could be read a certain way, and their voice that they're putting on there versus the voice I said it in, versus... And so that birthday is tricky, because you're right, you get a hundred of those, and then I think you have a perfect platform to be able to just... Answer them all right now. On camera, live. You know what I mean?
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Everybody who sent me the shout out, thank you so much. Thank you.
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We'll put it out on social for you. You know what?
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Okay, a lot of the audience says that we're a bit heavy on the Luigi's.
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Because Rose was sitting there. Salute to Rose. Rose is sitting there answering you. Say it again, Rose. Luigi Mangione. Say it again.
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Tony was mad as hell. See, I know Tony in real life. That was a mad Tony we saw.
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She just helped Tony make the segment perfect. That's all. They just needed a little bit of dash of Tony and a little scoop of Rose today. That's all it was. Speaking of Rose, right now, Levitaraf.com, Justice for Rose shirts are available right now. You feel me? And Angel, he got a lot of new designs. Check them out right now, Levitaraf.com.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I think it was more so the mustache getting all in his mouth. It was a lot going on, so we're going to get my boy Mulligan on that one. He'll be back. You feel me? MMA Hangout did great this weekend. He got 100 bounce backs. You dig me?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Well, actually, a little less funny, but just a little. That number two was long as hell with Johnny Manziel with the 40 burgers.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Salute, man. He got the goods, though. Also, moving on. Bro, some of us out here actually love the NBA Cup, for real, for real. Like, I think the NBA Cup is extremely awesome. I think it's fun. You get an extra 500 if you're a player in your bank account instantly. And I know that sometimes, like... We get it. We get bought out in the weeds.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We just got to remember to support our brothers and sisters. Amin was at the Cup. Let's give him some support.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right, exactly. I think that those people got to remember that I don't necessarily give a damn about FIU baseball, but I tune in. Whenever Chris there and Billy there, I tune in. I don't give a damn about camping out all weekend for Mickey Cabrera's 5,000th bunt, but hey, my brother loves it. I'm going to love it. You know what I mean? So we can't just keep poo-pooing stuff that we don't like.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It goes up to the top when it comes to the politics. Just because we don't like it, that don't mean we got to poo-poo it. Especially, look, if DraftKings like it, we love it, remember? You did during the contract year. Let's not poo-poo the Emirates Cup, especially when we show Pitbull Stadium a lot of attention. We show it, you know what I mean, and we don't give a damn. Sorry.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Other top... Masked Singer, Masked Singer, Forged by Fire, Below Deck. Oh, bro, I done gave a damn about a lot of stuff my boy give a damn about. So I just want the same energy return when it come to us, man. We love hoops, man. But I do got a solution for the casual fan. NBA, I think that it is a bit much to see them three-pointers getting marched all day game, bro.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Like, it gets a bit boring, especially for the casual fan. So I think we should make dunks on somebody, worth three points. You dig me? Follow me. If you are in the painted area and somebody dunks the ball, three points. Because guess what? That's going to make the high flyers get back to flying. And it's going to sometimes make the defenders get up in there.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's going to cause for way more exciting posters, way more moments where you can see the cowardice of someone running out. I think it's make dunks great again, make them worth three points on somebody's head.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Today, do you feel fancy when you say the name Zach Carbonet? And 82% of the audience says yes. They feel very fancy by saying that name. Also, do you shout free play? In your living room, whenever someone jumps off sites, 81% of the audience says yes. Who are those 19%?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, for the first time in history last night, Skorogami made a mistake. Skorogami put out some stuff. I don't know if this was real or not. Maybe I got catfished. But I think Skorogami put out an update that 12-0 never had been scored. The community note has came around. I'm pretty sure I'm probably being...
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right. It's saying this information is incorrect. The Minnesota Vikings beat the Chicago Bears 30-12. And my thing is, if Scorigami now is making mistakes, like, what is this world I live in? I do not recognize the oxygen in this consciousness anymore if Scorigami is going to get it wrong. Because I trust them more than I trust, like, family. You feel me?
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Yes, sir. Thank you all.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Oh, man!
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
He's doing his own. It's unbelievable.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
I mean, he asked me to look it up.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Wait for it. Hold on. Hold on a second. Oh, yeah! Yeah! Be free! Yeah!
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Broken tackles. So many broken tackles in the open field. Oh, no. Joe Mixon.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Please do that for me. Just go somewhere. Look, at the end of this segment, I want nothing but a gladiator in the room. Nothing but a gladiator. I want you to go cut up for me. What Greg Cody asked is a question. So bored is he by the daily doing of our show that he's gassed by the third hour of doing it.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Were you not going to tell anyone?
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
We are back.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
I think you should.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
You did not even finish the thought. You belched out four syllables of bored, muttered commentary that just gets in the way and isn't a complete thought.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
The mutter.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
I murmured. You spoke into a mic. He shot his cannon on. Do it till you're satisfied.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
That is such a man. Product placement. That is so good. People want to know how to have one catch for four yards.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Look, glad to be here. And what a segue, because yes, I have been positive, but not today, Jack. Today was the most reckless speculation in the history of recklessness. You guys trafficked in propaganda to lead the show off to. This platform is way too big to be going off and speculating off the word of Chels, honey.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich meine, wenn ich denke, es war ein Weirdo, es war ein Tempo-Hat, und ich denke nicht, dass der Juiz die 23-Minuten-Schnauze wert war. Was machen wir? Minor Penalty. Zwei Minuten.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wo ist die Mysterie-Box, die du brauchst? Scheiße. That is maybe on me.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Also, next, I want to put some positive spin on it right now. Angel Resto, he has done it again. He has the Huka Doncic shirts available right now on levitaraf.com. What a talent, what a mensch. Please, go get you one of them t-shirts, wear it outside, and I bet you people are going to pull up on you and be like, where did you get that?
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And you should tell them, Angel Resto, go get one of these shirts from BlebetarAF.com. You dig it. Also, today during the show, we did a little segment on the reality shows of all time, which made me want to do a top five reality shows of all times list, if I can, really quickly. Let's do it. Number five, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Strong, strong. You dig it.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
A lot of stars have been born from that show. Number four, 60 Days In. Okay. Send them on, if you believe it. Number three, Flavor of Love.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
New York, come on, man. A lot of legends have been born. Hoops went on to marry Shaq. Can you dig that? Number two, Jersey Shore. I love Jersey Shore. Salute to Snooki, man. Salute to the Situation and all the guys, man. Love Vinny. Great show. Exactly. Salute to Vinny. And number one, Real World slash Real World The Challenge. Come on, man. Don't get no better than that. You got to dig it.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Und auch, okay, wir gehen weiter, seit Dan nicht hier ist, muss ich das Ding weiter machen. Ich mag Mikes Liste von Leuten, die er nicht liebte, die zu seinem Team getradet wurden. Und Tonys Liste von Leuten, die in der Off-Saison gewonnen haben. Ich möchte ein Message an die Buffalo Bills schicken. Ihr Jungs, ich meine, ihr wisst manchmal das Problem mit euch Jungs.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ihr Jungs denkt, dass ihr einfach in den Draft gehen könnt und Geniöse werden könnt. Letztes Jahr habe ich mich für die Aufmerksamkeit, dass sie Xavier Worthy zu den Kansas City Chiefs getradet haben, verabschiedet. Kurzum, zehn Monate später hat Xavier Worthy in der AFC-Championschaft gespielt. Come on, guys. We don't need Josh Palmer. We don't need a new snack machine. We need DBs.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We need defensive backs. God bless the player of the comeback player of the year. Snub, DeMar Hamlin. But please get that brother some help. Please.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich weiß nicht, man. Die Eagles haben den Superbowl gewonnen, also ich lasse sie es für jetzt haben. Ihr habt es. Ich meine, ich verstehe keine dieser Bewegungen. Ich hätte gearbeitet, um jede Person zu sichern, die einen Ring auf den Finger gelegt hat. Wenn du es hast, dann hättest du einen Ring draufgelegt und sie haben es gemacht. Also vielleicht haben sie etwas gekocht. Ich weiß nicht.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Das defensive Line ist noch ziemlich intact.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Salute to Zach Vine, you gotta dig it. But hey man, above my pay grade when it comes to the Super Bowl Champions. Juju, what polls did we have today? Oh yeah, for sure. Also Mike Ryan reminded me to highlight, the polls are now also in IG as well, in the IG stories.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
If you're tired of going to Twitter, getting cussed out, getting called racist names, just trying to vote on these polls, come over to Death Row, come over to IG, where the polls are more fun. I get to put a little bit more creativity into the polls. And live polls on YouTube stream as well. Shoutout Jason, the director. Yellow Jackets, those girls be trippin'.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
93% of the audience says, yes, those girls do be trippin'. Should anyone who consumes Peeps be jailed? Yes, 89%. 76% of the audience says, yes, they should be. And throw away the key. Slip to Jessica Smetana.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, I've never had one. Someone who uses the word doobie to describe marijuana. Over 65 years old or under 65 years old? 92% of the audience says over 65 years old. Dang. Salute to the Ronkula. Does a corndog taste better at a carnival than anywhere else? 89% of the audience says, yes it does. Greg, when it's hand dipped like that, you put a little ketchup, a little mustard on top. Oh yeah.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh baby. Oh. Especially mustard. Does anyone ever use the term gallivanting positively? 76% of the audience says no and those are your polls. Sponsors, wherever you are, come here, come far. Remember, these polls are pretty much sponsored by Juju and the Hood right now. And the haters. Right, and the haters.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I know this is a bit look at me, Louis, but hey, you know what they say, being too humble sometimes will get you overlooked and underbooked. So sponsors, holler at us.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You can never talk enough vampires, so that's crossed off the list. We're good there. I think the Jimmy Butler thing has grown on the audience just a little bit much, but hey, I'm here for it. And me.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Did we? Speaking of new information, Tubby from YouTube says, new Greg shirt alert. Is it a new shirt?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I agree with Stu Gatz, man. Dallas Mavericks organization, shame on you, man, for charging all that money to these games, and then you're going to kick somebody off of what's in their fandom? Ah, man. Joker of the day goes to you guys.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, for sure. Absolutely. 100% agree with Mike. Speaking of that, those take backs and everything. I don't think we discussed this. This also keep my brother Dalton connect in our prayers because it has to be a mental gymnastics to go back to a place that, you know, people don't want you and don't. necessarily think the world of you, and you still have to perform at a high clip, man.
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Prayers to Dalton Connect.
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I mean, I think God, first of all, we are never doing that. I mean, it's not wrong of me to pray for someone. I don't think. I mean, I know that some of this stuff gets sent to God's voicemail, but hey, he'll get to it.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, no. He's just a rookie, so I just give him a little bit more grace than that. You feel me? You never know how these rooks come into the league, and he's had a pretty rough onboarding. But neither here nor there. You guys are right. I think God is more so concerned with the tragedies going around.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
How thoughtful of you. First poll. Do the New York Jets have any experiments that are not failed experiments? 95% of the audience says no. Salute to Aaron Rodgers. Is Howie Mandel now America's biggest prankster? 64% of the audience says no, he is not. Wow. Ashton Kutcher would like a word, BD says on Twitter. Do you believe that there is such a thing as a 50-pound rodent?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
68% of the audience says yes, they do. I guess they were listening live. Well, Dan sees them at 4 in the morning.
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Are you in such bad shape that it is a sense of accomplishment when you sit down or get up from something?
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58% of the audience says yes, it is.
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Do you pee in the ocean? 88% of the audience says yes, they do pee in the ocean. Salute to Aquaman.
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That's fair. It's a big one. If you're an animal and they yell your name out loud, are you in fact dangerous? 80% of the audience says, yes, you are, Mike.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
car again you're bringing back the car it is something you would yell if you saw a car in the ocean yeah because somebody would be in it drowning right i mean and the last poll the biggest poll of the day was the movie billy madison a classic 76 of the audience says yes it is a classic thank god
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
What's going on, brother? I'm happy you made it back safely. You feel me? That's taken for granted these days on these airplane rides from coast to coast. Glad to see you made it back here in your family. You feel me? Thank you. Yeah, great. Great basketball over the weekend. Like you said earlier, the women's tournament. Hey, man. The UConn Huskies showed up and they showed out.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
They didn't make it entertaining at all what they did to South Carolina. It was an open and shut bookcase on that one. And I was last night, you see me on represent today. You know, they say beside every good man is a great woman. And my woman, she has she put on a Matthew Katuk. Kachuk jersey with my Florida Panthers one this year.
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She threw on the Jalen Brown jersey whenever my Boston Celtics won. She actually went to the Eagles bar with me and threw on my cousin jersey for the Eagles. And she's a Bills fan for sure. And so today I'm representing her. She graduated from the University of Florida. It was crazy pandemonium in here last night. She was on every, I'm talking about eggshell the whole game.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
I think it was a good game. You know what I mean? Maybe I'm biased. But seeing those brothers come back from that deficit, if it wasn't for the first half or Richard, like they would have been in a lot of trouble because Houston, they smother their opponents. Like, you know what I mean? That's the MO. They smother the teams and they make it a boring game. They drag you out.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
And for them brothers to get it, muster something up in that second half and get the job done. Man, my baby was the happiest I've seen her since we got together. So I'm representing for her today.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
Yeah, I was so happy when they beat Duke because it's just something about seeing Duke. Like, I don't know, man, like certain crops and they don't give you enough time to fall in love with the players no more. They won and done. And so I'm looking up and down Duke's roster. I'm not rooting for Conniple, if I'm being honest with you. I was so happy to see Houston win. And I thought that...
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
the game that happened last night, I was assuming it would be like that, but I just, it was just overwhelming to see it happen in that scenario. And I did, if you know, like the brother who messed up the last two plays, the man was sharp, bro. If you know that man, if you, that man's a family member of yours, reach out to him today, man, because he could use a lot of love.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
He going to turn on his TV and see everybody saying how he did bad in those last two plays. If you love that man, reach out and let him know he is worthy. He is loved and you got his back.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
Right. I did not think that's how you said it when I read it. I went with the announcers. I was like, well, they call him Clay. I'm going to call him Clay.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
Oh, man. David Sampson on that last segment with Carlos Alcaraz, brother. You're my brother. I love you. You feel me? Some people define winning in different ways. Some people define winning as being able to provide for their family, being able to first person to get their mom a new house, getting their parents out of a situation they've been in forever.
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Some people define winning as being an inspiration to people and just being a positive influence to someone who is just on the verge of giving up on themselves. We can't always take winning for like winning the game as, well, you're not good in life because sometimes That's just it's not a good way to be. You feel me? I understand that's how he is. And I salute. I love him.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
But he definitely can't have those takes wearing that shirt. You feel me?
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
Right. Katelyn Clark didn't win the national championship. Newsflash. You feel me? And my sister Paige Beckers, she dealt with injuries that would have broken a lot of people. ACL, the same thing Juju going through right now. She dealt with an ACL injury back to back years with UConn. Could have given up on herself because she wasn't the best in those years.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
It's just a testament to your character to be able to keep it going. Look at my brother Ovechkin. He'd been playing for the Nationals, but when they was ass, and now look at him in the spotlight being able to break the Great Ones record. So I think it's just something that goes inside of your body. Don't give up on yourself just because you didn't win today or you lost yesterday.
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I think it's just a testament to the strong people out there. Just keep going no matter what.
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Is John Mulaney a sex symbol? No. 83% of the audience says no, he is not. Dang.
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Our audience is predominantly awesome as well, though, so salute to them. Is a tank street legal? 62% of the audience says no, they are not.
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I don't think it's a coincidence either. The last time we saw Jay Leno, he was beat to shreds, and now he pull up in a tank like, yeah, try me now. Seems to be healing. Does South Florida lead America in butt implants? 95% of the audience says yes, you guys do. Dang. Would you fear getting a jaw implant? 87% of the audience says yes, they would.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
89% of the audience says, yes, you do. Salute to Mark Wahlberg. Was Tampa designed by someone who was drunk? Salute to my sister, Lucy. 93% of the audience says, yes. And which do you feel more safe in, a car driven by someone or a self-driving car? Oh, this is an important one. This is an important one. Let's see what we got here.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
81% of the audience says a car driven by someone they feel safer in. And those are your polls. Juju, would or could you live in Sydney, Australia? Oh, yes. I could live in Sydney, Australia. But would you? Would I? Absolutely. Oh, they got big insects and bats down under. Yes, I would. I'd try to get out of here.
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Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
Right. It's been called the Hollywood of Australia in certain circles. So, yeah, I would live in Sydney. I lived outside in the real deal streets for six months of my life. So, yes, sir, Sydney, Australia, thumbs up.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, the Kenny and Drake touchdown where Gronkh's screws fell out trying to tap him at the buzzer.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich glaube, wir haben das klar gemacht. Ich glaube, Karl war der rassistische, wenn ich mich nicht falsch erinnere. Verstehst du mich? Und ich stimme dazu, Bruder. Kannst du dir vorstellen, dass Michael Strahan in der Nachbarschaft Beirut versucht hat, unvergesslich zu sein? Ich glaube nicht, dass ich das glaube. Through the grace of God, you are a TV host.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And through the grace of Tiki Barber, you are a TV host.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Exactly. I'm here for accountability. I got up here last week and said, Nico will be right. The Mavericks will win. What the hell was I thinking? I have never been more wrong. And I just want to raise my hand and say out of bounds on me, Coach. Man, get well soon, Kyrie Irving. But it has been tough. Es war ein schrecklicher Wettbewerb seit dem Wettbewerb gegen Dallas.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich will den Wettbewerb für ihn bleiben, aber es wird sehr schwer. Kyrie Irving kommt bald wieder. Wie gefällt dir der Zeitpunkt, als Dallas den Ticketpreis erhöht hat? Juju, I'm starting tonight.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Absolut, man. Ich spreche von Pins and Needles die ganze Zeit. Und das Finale letzte Nacht, wir haben bis zum Mittwoch-Release gehalten, um es zu sehen, weil ich mit den Spoilern online nicht umgehen konnte. Mann, großartig.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Und es wurde für eine weitere Saison erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut erneut I love my sister Mina. That thing does not pick up. I mean, the whole season of Love is Blind is as boring as watching paint dry. Everybody's too even keel. Everybody's too responsible.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We don't have any drama, no scandals. There's only one guy who's kind of a deuce because he doesn't want to tell the girl that he's with that he doesn't like her because she messed with her Freund, his friend previously, he has no balls, but that's not, that's boring as well. It's like the prenup was an episode. It's like, oh, do not watch this season if you love, love, love.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Billy, do you have any defense of this?
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, sir. I get it. I also get what Greg Cody was saying earlier. Fantastic English accent, British accent, Greg Cody. You're my big brother. I can see you playing a James Bond-like character. Almost Austin Powers-ish. You feel me?
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Probably. I like that. I love it. You know who could be a good James Bond? Who? Ich? James McAvoy. Er hat in Split gespielt. Und er hat den Hund oder den Pferd gespielt. Was auch immer der Film war. Narnia. Ich denke, er wäre eine gute Person. Und Barry Keegan wäre ein guter Villain. Von Saltburn. Er wäre ein guter Villain. Mach einen seiner Augen eine andere Farbe. James Bond, lach uns an.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wir haben dich.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Keine Ahnung.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Bruder, du hast so einen tollen Job gemacht. Ich glaube, es geht um die Energie, die du mitbringst. Ich glaube, du hast die Energie mitgebracht. Du hast den Moment kennengelernt. Salute zu Ron McGill, mein Sohn. Tolle Cinematographie. Ich war die ganze Zeit am Ende meines Sitzes, Mann. Zu den Leuten, die sagen, du bist zu schnell oder zu langsam gegangen. Schau dir das an.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Er hat die Energie mitgebracht. Was willst du tun? Schiller? Whenever the beat kommt. Er ist, wer er ist. Wir können das nicht erwarten. Und für die Journalisten, die sagen, Journalismus ist tot. End of your seat, huh? During that video?
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Did everyone look like Mike Ditka in the 90s? 79% of the audience says yes, they did. That's a funny question. Should Adrian Brody ever work in this town again? 73% of the audience says no, he should not. And take your stinking speech with you. Better name for your last reliever, Bob Save or Al Closer? 77% of the audience went Al Closer. Of course, it's the obvious choice. Yes, sir.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Will Willow eat Jessica if Jessica died near her?
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
She knows what to do with it. But maybe she would.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
In the last poll, can you have more than one corndog? 65% of the audience says, yes, you can. Those are the polls.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We will talk to you tomorrow. Yes, sir. Thank you.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I want you to do whatever makes the world happy, whatever makes you the boss, brother, so if you want to play it, let's play it. My opinion does not matter one bit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
This feels like... Hey, Juju, hi. Hey, it's Pablo.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What's up, Pablo? How you doing? I love your podcast, man. You kicking ass.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
This is a bad spot for Juju. You know what? I'm going to say it. Also, happy Black History Month, by the way. I don't know if I can still say that. All right, Juju, I'm just going to ask you.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, the misery has already happened, bro. Like, I don't know if you saw the Grammys last week. He won five awards, five Grammys, and he won them not necessarily just for him being a great artist. He won them for not like us, being a song of the year. He won them for all the stuff that we thought, like, dang, would they really play that part?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, they played that part and put the camera on Taylor Swift, and she said... out loud you dig me you feel like so and beyonce they put like the whole crowd in unison went crazy so i feel like these last these these two weeks right here are just two weeks for drake to just stay offline stay in australia you mean call your mommy remember who you love you feel me
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I feel like at the end of the day, I've reached a threshold with Drake. You feel me? I don't even like saying his name out loud no more because he is like...
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
he benefited from that same system for so long and then when somebody else got the benefit of that same exact thing that he's accusing him of i'm not saying that he he's not right his case that umg didn't do what he said they did but they've done it for drake countless times and now when you hurt you turn into a karen and now you want to report and sue everybody and i like how umg has stood on business they say look man
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Nah, bruh, we not doing none of that. And so I'm a fan of what Kendrick Lamar has done. And he warned you the whole time. He's so, hey bro, don't tell no lies about me. I'm not gonna rap y'all now. I know y'all don't understand too much of that. But I'm saying Drake was the one who baited Kendrick into this. Countless songs after song. And then when you, it's like whenever Chris Cody hit the ball.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm a fan of sometimes, you know what?
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Like, you know? Right, I mean, but he did that to, he did the same thing to Meek Mill. He did the same thing with people he beefed with before. He went back to back on Meek Mill, and that was a cool record.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Once you AI Tupac's voice and you put Snoop's voice on your own, like Drake went a lot, he did a lot, you feel me? You can't walk up and punch a bully in his nose and get mad when you get slammed on your head. But salute to everybody involved.
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Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I mean, I don't know if it's important or not, but I get in tons. I feel like thousands of Ubers. Like, I'm always traveling. So it surprised me whenever y'all was talking about it. I was like, damn, let me check my rating. I'm like, oh, your boy is in the percentile.
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Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What's up, my brothers? How y'all doing? It's good to see y'all in the building. You feel me? I'm going to kick it off by saying I'm a 4.97. Strong. And I know what happened that one time. I got scooped up from the club. Hey, you said it. I got scooped up from the club. And the entire ride, the driver kept letting down the windows. It was like, whew, you guys smell like marijuana.
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Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, Juju. So we're from today's show. What you got for us? I got some notes. Y'all was talking about a comparable athlete to John Lennon. I want to enter. I think John Lennon may be Magic Johnson's career. You feel me? Because we all know Magic was magic. But circumstances were circumstances.
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Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Hell yeah. This is what you do. I also want to give some love to the women's final four. You did UConn, Texas, UCLA, South Carolina. Them girls from the get it, get it popping this Friday. So, you know what I mean? Tune in and support women's sports. You got to know. Absolutely. Hell yeah. And also. Oh, yeah, Paige. Paige is the queen. So, you know what I mean?
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Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
In the game, y'all have me, which I think today was a great game. I think yesterday was a great game. You know, Kenan, you know what I mean? We're going to get it together. But I feel like I'm the equipment manager in this situation. And I'm not going to wait until Coach tells me to go fill the water bottles up.
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Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm going to keep them things filled up so I can quench some thirst whenever the thirst needs quenching. You feel me? So I took it upon myself to make some poles out of the stuff y'all was talking about. You feel me? Way to go. So should the tush push be banned? 52% of the audience says, you know, it should not be banned. That's insanely split.
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Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Should the forward pass be banned? Okay. Is that down the middle? 59% of the audience says, yes, it should be.
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Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Now I don't trust the first poll. So who will win in the foot race? Dominique, Hawk, or Taylor? If Taylor wins, I might flip the desk again. 52% of the audience says Hawk would win. 27% of the audience says Dominique would win. And Taylor caught the scraps. Look at my boy. That boy is ambiguous. I don't know what my dog is, but I love it.
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Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Also, salute to the chat today. Cloud Feet, Maloney Baloney, Greg Fox, Juan Dominguez, Raygon Charles, GBC Boy, and the Cafecito Crew Gaming. I see you guys. Last poll. It's a Caesar wrap, a salad. 67% of the audience says no. As a matter of fact, it's not the last poll. I have one more poll. Sorry about that, guys. Can everyone play the bongos? That's got to be a yes.
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67% of the audience says yes, we can. Back to you guys.
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You know what I mean? Yeah. And so... I was like, you picked me up from the club, big brother. Brother left me one star.
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Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I would like to give the smoltering sex symbol award also to my boy Charlie in the back with the platinum button.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Today we are traveling to the association, ladies and gentlemen, the association. And I'm going to start off with my brother from USC, Isaiah Collier. You dig me? He's going to get 7.5 points tonight. Above that, you dig, we're going to go over 7.5 for Isaiah Collier of the Utah Jazz tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Second leg, we're going to go with Danny Adria.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You feel me from the blazing hot Portland Trail Blazers right now. They are hot. They are hot. Tom Haberstroh. I don't know if you guys are paying attention, but those brothers are getting it done. I think my boy Denny will get over 16.5 points tonight, John John. And the last leg, we're going to go with Franz Wagner from that same game, you feel me, of your Orlando Magic.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Over 23.5 points tonight, ladies and gentlemen. We're going up. Say that name again. Franz Wagner. You feel me? Not to be confused with Hans Wagner. You dig me?
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Franz Wagner. You dig me? We're back. Also, is nifty an old person's word from the polls today? You dig me? 87% of the audience says yes, it is. Back to you, Dano.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Meadowlark schedules their meetings during the shows these days, so I haven't had a lot of time to digest the polls today, unfortunately. But I will be back in full effect Monday morning.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, we did yesterday. Yeah, we got to it, man. I told them yesterday, dog. It made me so happy that Atlanta is being put back on the platform, dog, for the stardom. Like, you can have little kids come to the game, and the wins and losses won't be as important as they get to see a superstar in Brittany Griner. It's like every game will be just as exciting for the children. So I'm so happy.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm on cloud nine. Juju goes to a lot of Atlanta Dream Games. I know. We talked about it yesterday.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
Let's go.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
With the LeBron conversation. I think it's just, I think we're taking it a little too serious. I think it ain't no fun when the rabbit got the microphone. Imagine how many times LeBron been walking through the kitchen in the house. He just look up on the TV and somebody saying something ridiculous about it. He like, okay. What in the world?
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
And then, more than that, imagine he in the kitchen in Savannah coming up to him like, uh, LeBron, I thought you said you flew to Akron yesterday. These folks got you in Miami discussing a return to Miami. What? You know I just put a bid in on a house in San Domingo or wherever the hell, San Fernando. Ha ha. He got to deal with that. Now he got to expose you calling people in Akron.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
Did you see LeBron? Now he got to just, okay, baby, dang, I was in Vegas shooting crabs. I'm sorry. We was headed to Denver. I didn't want to let you know, but now he got to get exposed to that. And them folks be like commenting on how much money he spent on his body. Come on. Savannah, see that on TV? So you can spend a million dollars on your body, but you can't open a youth center.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
I've been telling you about for my auntie. And now LeBron, like, ah, Windhorst, you. Here, baby, go ahead. Here. Got to rediversify the whole funds.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
I know people who know people. Call my people and then I get in touch with some of my other people and we can talk after lunch. You feel me? But third leg on this Thursday Thunder. I'm going tomorrow. Tomorrow we're going to have our feet kicked up by this time. Tomorrow we're going to go with Trey Kauffman Ren, you feel me? For over seven rebounds for them Purdue Ski Boilermakers.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
I mean, I still think it's, we don't know what that man be seeing. We see why we see Brian Wentworth at the finals whenever we see him. We don't know what the inner work is. I know, but I know what Brian be saying. That's my point. But what I'm saying, we look, brother, you have screamed at everybody on the show today. We get it, how you feel about it.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
But what I'm telling you is, like, for example, early in the show, you said that Cam McCormick's body was a little gelatinous. Dare I say, if metal art media interview Cam McCormick next week, he can give his true feelings and he has to afford within his rights to say exactly how he feels about Akbar Domingo or whoever the hell. First of all, domestique. Domestique. We can't be mad at him.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
You made him Dominican, Juju. Yeah, he's not Domingo. Everything that's on this show is Dominican, but neither here nor there.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
Yes, I think it ain't no fun when the rabbit got the microphone, bro.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
He never done that to you is my thing. Not about to me. I just think that the world.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
No, no, no, no, no, no. I said nothing about a G word. Rabbit got the microphone.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
Like as an example with Dan, he wouldn't take the L with the cookie situation earlier. It's just like people, as a people, as a whole, we just have to be more objective listeners. We need to stop hearing rumors and believe in them. No matter if it's LeBron, no matter who it is, we have to be more objective, especially on the lower level when we have people's numbers.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
You got to know it's a big game. He gonna need seven boards and he's gonna get them. You feel me? You're very confident, Juju. Oh, yes. I'm confident in that. But guess what? This week, there's more. I'm going. You know I love my ladies. I got nothing but ladies jerseys around me. We're going to the ladies tournament as well. Tomorrow, UCLA versus Ole Miss. I'm taking the points. What do they got?
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
Like if you hear something about somebody, and you just go with the rumor and you just believe it, you're making Middle Earth worse. Like you're playing a part in the world that's terrible. I think we should just all do ourselves a favor and start researching, do our own research.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
So we just be more objective because we live in a country where we hear the most ridiculous stuff coming from up top every day. You feel me? So I feel like, This is some more of that stuff where we as fans, we as listeners, we as friends, we just have the right to be objective and just say, you know what? I'm not going to just believe everything I hear.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
I'm going to check my resources and check my sources. You feel me? And if that man say, hey, this is how I feel. I think he's well within his rights to say how he feels. You feel me? Nothing personal with David Sampson every single morning at 8 o'clock a.m. I'm so sorry for wasting your time there, bro.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
Thursday Thunder is among us yet again. Last week, of course, two out of three, same bat story, same bat channel. But this week, March Madness is on the rise. And I'm going to start with the first leg with my brother, the SEC champion, the All-American, the girl dad, Walter Clayton Jr. for over 15 points tonight. It's a big game and he gonna need them. Them stars gonna have to come out and shine.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
8.5 points. Scooby Snacks. They're going to drag Ole Miss by 8.5 points. Lock it in. Second leg. Second leg. I see my sister, Jessica Smetana. And you also know who else I see? Hannah Hidalgo and them girls. They're going to also cover against TCU. Salute to the Horned Frogs. Salute to Haley Van Lith. Powerful story this week. But tomorrow it's over with. You feel me?
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
Notre Dame is going to slay them and drag them over 6.5 points. You feel me? At the end of that game, for sure. Last leg, I'm traveling to Storrs, Connecticut. I'm traveling to see my big brother Gino. I'm traveling to see all the stars that he got aligned on that team. And so you got to know UConn girls minus 14.5 points. Lock it in. Six legs this week. Choose three.
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Mismatch some of the three because You know, one or two might be stragglers. You dig it.
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11.
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I've never been on the inside of an airplane bathroom before in my entire life. I just can't fathom that. I always go in the airport. I use the TT. I go TT in the number one in the airport before I get on every plane ride.
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Hey, nothing personal. Every single day, 8 a.m. with David Sampson and Matthew Coca. Lock it in now.
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I go into the water part, but I'm not touching the towel. I bring my own towel to sit around on every bench I sit by. And I don't even I'm not touching the water because kids go pee pee and TT in those pools all day long. No, thank you.
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I have not, but that may be the I can't swim side, but we're not going to go with stereotypes, so I'm just going to say no.
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And he's the brightest star they got. So lock my brother in right now. You dig me? Leg two. I'm going with my dog, Trayvon Brazil. Calipari and them boys. You feel me? Another big game. Trayvon will dunk on you right where you stand. I hope you know that. But ladies, gentlemen, I hope you know Trayvon will dunk on you right where he stands. But I'm going with his rebounds tonight.
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
man that's the most disgusting thing in the world do you want scabies do you want the uh hepatitis b vaccine i'm no thank you that's that's up there again 10 10 in my book david i am tied with you juju that is a hard never and i have been as you in hundreds of hotels thousands of nights and i am at zero and will die at zero i'm learning that i might be a germaphobe
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Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
Oh, man. I got to wash my hands 100% of the time first. But I'll go get a tissue and roll it together and then get up there. I won't actually touch my nose with my finger.
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Zero ever in my entire life. My girlfriend be mad at me behind that. Like, I love you, baby, but I don't know what you've been sipping on earlier. I take my own straws with me every single where I go. Wrap straws, by the way. I don't trust people. No, never. Ten.
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Never in the history of Julian.
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I take plastic silverware with me. Every restaurant I go to, I ask for to-go silverware, even when we're sitting down to eat, because I don't want the water spots. Yeah.
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Never. Never done it? Nope. Juju? I am never. I second that emotion. Not one time. I don't even sit on my couch without taking off my outside pants. Me too. Juju.
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Yep, me too. I'm impressed thoroughly. Nothing personal. Every day, 8 o'clock a.m., you feel me, Matthew Coca, I see you. Typing on another person's computer, Juju. Oh, man. That scenario actually just hasn't never come up in my life. But now the more I think about it, people are gross. People dig boogers and keep going. I saw you and Matthew Kugler in the kitchen just not too long ago.
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I wouldn't do that. So I put it on like a six out of the Richter scale.
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Oh yeah, that goes back to my second answer. The kid can't swim, so I'm never really in lakes or ponds or beach water to even require that shower. So I just never done it before. David?
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Seven rebounds, of course, for my dog tonight. Amin, I saw you with your hand. What you got for me, bro?
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Juju. The bathtub was pretty high on that list. Sitting down in that bathtub, especially after watching the movie Salt Burn, I just don't want a bathtub anymore at all.
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No, I never won bowling shoes, maybe because I'm poor. But I went bowling one time before and I refused to stick my fingers in the balls because I'm not even playing those games. I rolled a bowling ball like without the fingers in it. Not to say, not to mention, well, it goes without saying, I'm a terrible bowler.
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I'm going to use this opportunity to respond to something earlier on the show because I love you, baby. I'm not going to answer this question. My girlfriend listens to this show. I would never be in an orgy, not even with the hottest of women. But I mean, it'll happen. You feel me? On the LeBron side of things.
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Luka Vandross, will not get 26.5 points tonight. I'm going under on Luka Doncic. 26.5 points tonight, daddy. You got to dig it.
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Straight to the point.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
alex from twitter al19 he says dan is very clearly the evil cat and not billy gill and i agree brother nobody saw a mean looking at his watch except the shit stirrer himself without that shit stuttery you be stirring you sir are a shit stirrer all right i uh i put the turd and shit stirrer
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Okay, the buzzer beater from Brother Last Night, which we made the sound effects on, I think that sound effect sounds like Jose Altuve in the dugout realizing that a fastball is on the way.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, my goodness! Holloman for the win. 1,000%, Juju. That was so good. Right down the middle. Also, Podcast P retiring mid-season. That's the Chris Powell meme where he hits a big three, cuts the lead to 42. The Sixers are terrible. You should have done this back in August, brother. But much salute, much power to my brother, Paul George.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes sir, Thursday Thunder, you dig it? You got to know, we always one leg away, you dig it? But this Thursday, we going full force, man. We going to start off with Air Gordon himself, the guy who was cheated out of a slam dunk championship himself. We're going over 13.5 points with him tonight because he's going to Milwaukee. And them boys got a lot of points to prove right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We all had to ask a year later, hey, what happened to that? Right. It made the loss against the Knicks last night sting a little more. Nine in a row.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You were saying, Juju. The way I was also talking about Kevin Durant earlier, I feel like that's a smidgen off, you dig? Because I don't see him as a failure. I think it's some of what Mike is talking about with Lionel Messi. Here in America, we've been conditioned to see that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
if he doesn't win the mls championship he must be a failure well i like to point y'all attention back to last summer team usa versus serbia changed my entire life everybody who on that team usa roster is a winner to me a champion i don't give a damn joelle and bead is a winner to me you feel me some of these things are just that means so much to other people around the world we got other people celebrating the fact that they made it to the group tournament
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Group stage, I mean, for the first time since the 40s. South Sudan, you feel me? They did a great job. I think that was to be commended. So I feel like if we look at the scope through those lenses, I think that Kevin Durant is definitely a winner. You dig it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
A lot of chatter about who the best in the West. I think my brother Eric Gordon is going to get 13.5 for sure. Seven dunks. Seven alley-oop dunks. Yes, sir. Second leg, we're going to the Hollywood Lakers. You dig it? Rui, the rooster, Hachimari. I'm going with him over 14.5 points tonight. He low-key been one of their motors, you dig it? Like, when he's playing good, they're playing good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, man. Like I said, Timothy Chalamet, man, people going to hate on greatness, man. It just highlights their mediocrity. You know what I mean? They're going through their days thinking that, man, I wish I could do this, but I'm not as secure as I want to be at this. So, yeah, let me tear down the brother, Timothy Chalamet. Absolutely not here in my household. I salute that brother.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I think his words are so encouraging and to get behind. You feel me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
86% of the audience says yes, it can. And so can Salutes. Lose a step. Dang it. The 14% didn't watch the show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, that one had a lot of votes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Here's a poll from yesterday. The last poll we didn't update. Can you trademark slap dick? 61% of the audience says no, you cannot trademark that, sir. Just 61? I mean, she gets a trademark.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I like to think he's a fan of the show. And he called Michael by the first name. He said, Michael, you dig? So I think he was locked in.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Have you ever been so embarrassed that your feet began to sweat? 53% of the audience says yes. Jeremy, you know what I mean. It's Hoosiers and Gene Hackman's top 10. The movie Hoosiers. 80% of the audience says yes, Hoosiers is in Gene Hackman's top 10 movies. Dorks. Which do you fear the most for an athlete you love? Eating too much or too much beer and hookah?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
57% of the audience says eating too much. Sheesh. I wouldn't have guessed that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, look at Aminah Hassan over there. He can't barely get through walking across the street without falling over. Did you know Max Scherzer was a Blue Jay? 68% of the audience says no, they did not. And those are your polls.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I mean, why are you laughing? Why are you laughing at him?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You feel me? I'm in the booth.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The rooster is going to definitely get 14.5 points tonight, dog. When he's playing good, the L.A. Lakers are playing phenomenal. And for the last leg, I'm going to stick with those Lakers. Luka Vandross, a.k.a. Huka Doncic. The world is all over him right now thinking that Man, they're doing so good. They're the victors in the trade. Well, I think my boy Luka Doncic, a.k.a.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
Yes, sir. Salute to everybody who got money with us last week on Thursday Thunder.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
We broke the drought, you feel me? Let it rain on America and everywhere that DraftKings are available. You dig me? This week... Many men wished death upon he. Blood in his eyes, dog, and he couldn't see. He just trying to be who he destined to be. And brothers tried to take his life away. I'm going with the Wolverine, a.k.a. Bryan Robinson Jr. over 9.5 carries for the first leg.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
Yes, sir. Thank you so much, Jeremy. We got to collaborate on one of these songs one day. I've been hearing you. You don't have to ask twice, dude. That's happening. Yes, sir. Next leg, my brother who's shocking the world, the rookie of the year guarantee, Jaden Daniels. I'd say he will get over 10.5 carries against your E-S-G-L-S-E egos this week.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
Let me hear you all say E-L-D-S-E-S, Eagles! Let's go, Bird!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, you know, a little weight jump situation. And the last leg, I'm going to travel. You know what this week? I'm going to go commando all the way this week. You dig me? Tell her I see you. I'm going Dayami Brown over 44.5 yards. Receiving this week against the ESGL ES Eagles. I say get it done. Wow.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
People do love my brother. And the first time he came on, people call him this, people call him that. But guess what speaks louder than words? Actual factuals. And my brother just been reporting and reporting all these years. And a lot of the stuff he's been reporting has been ringing true. So people have showed their brother a lot of support online.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
I think it's like the movies. We do them a bad job of injustice in these movies. Independence Day, Men in Black. They always come down with horrible intentions. Like you said, maybe they want to come down and see Patrick Mahomes play Josh Allen this week. You never know.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
Stipping around the candied broccoli.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
I also, I know what agnostic means, but I don't think my brother Jeremy knows what it means.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
I have to know that. Oh, man. Actually, which of these cars would you be most likely to buy? I'm going to read them off. The Volkswagen Boletnikov. the Ford Tagliabue, the Chrysler Concepcion, or the Chevy Taurasi, which were very easy for a brother like me to spell. But 39% of the audience chose the Chevy Taurasi.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
Yes, sir. Should we all be so lucky to live Betty White's life? 93% of the audience says yes, we should. And people know how I feel about Betty. Salute. Rest in peace. Who are those 7%?
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
That's a compliment. He was there. We didn't see it. He saw it with his own eyes. There you go. Me and Betty. Studio 54.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
All right. Edit that out. Has there ever been a good show with a colon in the title? 57% of the audience said no, it has not.
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
yeah it was i mean we had we had some critiques over the last week this week there's been some some rumblings people want people to pay their fines man so we got to get this fine system down pat now i think we should stop wasting time i don't know send a code out to everybody because i owe like 14 myself and i got it for you i'm ready to send it but i don't know where to send it i paid my seven dollars
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Postgame Show: Scott Van Pelt Responds To Line Skipping Allegations (feat. SVP and JuJu Gotti)
That's a good one. I say he goes yellow with the hello, but with a Y on the front of it.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You got to know it. Lock them in.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It was good. It was fun. He was his microphone. I think the NASCAR microphones, they don't work as well as the regular people's mics. Something going on there.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I think it was a wonderful segment. He was a great sport. He leaned in. He even answered Dan's awkward question that shocked the world yesterday. Hats off to Buddy. And he does look fantastic in a hat. Oh, he can rock a cap.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, man. And I'm so happy to see we got a celebrity in the building today. One of the most popular celebrities, Andrew Zaslow. Oh, my God. That's why Andrew's atop that celebrity pick-em board. You dig it? My bad. His close friends call him Andrew. Y'all call him Jonathan. But yeah, bro. And I agree with you, bro. White Lotus this season, absolutely nothing has happened, bro. Nothing, nothing.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, sir. It's required. It's in my contract. You have to salute them after taking a page out of the devil's book and saying they're going to get the tar beat off of them. All right. So, yeah, you got you got to. And the last piece about White Lotus, so much of nothing has happened. Like it's beautiful scenery, wonderful scenery. But so much of nothing has happened that you guys are like.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I would say the word, but I can't say the word. You guys are fawning over a Sam Rockwell monologue. That's the most boring thing in the world. The monologue needs to get over itself just a tad bit. Neither here nor there. It was very freaky. Spoiler alert.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Man, man, man. The best Thursdays in the world. One of them today starts right now. And I'm going with some March Madness picks. You got to know it. You got to dig it. First off, I got to say the beautiful show today, guys. Beautiful show. But neither here nor there just yet. With these Thursday Thunder this week. I got five on it. I'm going with all five seeds, you got to know.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, because today is legally contractually the first day that we were allowed to talk about White Lotus because it's been the allotment of days. But speaking of hoops, I saw that you guys had a segment at the end of the segments discussing the Boston Celtics trade. I mean, the sale of the Boston Celtics. And I heard my brother Andrew Zaslow talking about how they're relocating. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, they need to relocate. And I just want to just, you know, just put some accoutrement in the air just to remind my brother that the Heat still have a ways to go before they even matter. You know what I mean? Some would say that that Jimmy Butler trade rivals the Nico Harrison trade. And if they said that, they'd be wrong.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Speaking of being born and alive during the 70s and 60s, happy birthday, Pat Riley. I don't know if we got to that today, but happy birthday to the big dog.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Some would say that this might should be the last birthday that he occupies this position because the Heat are definitely not in the right place. I don't put too much stock into the draft positioning and all of that because you only get one Cooper flag per draft. You only get one victory win beyond that you missed out to go to the play in the championship. So, yeah, get well soon. Tony was right.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You feel me? Yep. Congratulations. Yep. What did it cost you? Everything. But now, but back to Tony, though, speaking of the season of basketball, I got my top five March Madness moments in the history of Middle Earth. Oh, let's do this. Yes, sir. Oh, well, I because it was the Big East Championship. Kemba Walker crosses up a buddy from Pittsburgh fadeaway.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
But he does have the golden vocal cords. You know what I mean? He's blessed up with some bangers. Salute to Jeremy Taché and the singing voice. Number five, Chris Webber's timeout. Yeah, man. Fab five against North Carolina. That timeout heard around the world. It ended one of the most epic runs in the history of basketball.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Number four, Jimmy Valvano's NC State slays Houston at the buzzer for the national title. And he runs around the court. Oh, my God. I see that every day almost. But what a moment for the world.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right. Luscious locks, too. Just flowing in the wind. Just flowing. Number three, Christian Laettner from Grant Hill. Touchdown, Duke. Yeah. What a moment. Unless you hate Duke. I'm sorry, Taylor Vipolis, but that was a great moment.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
First five seed I'm going with, Michigan, Moneyline. To win the game, you got to know it, you got to feel it. If you don't, get lost. The second seed, or the second number five seed I'm going with is Penny Hardaway and them boys, Anfernee Hardaway, or as my dog Tony like to call him, Anfernee. What you like to call him, Tony? Afreeny. Afreeny Hardaway, you got to know.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Number two, Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. The Tony Yayo heard around the world. That will go down as one of the biggest moments in women's sports history. It sparked a new age of WNBA basketball, now unrivaled hatred. Like, oh, my God. Salute to all the sisters around the world who made their rivals last. You dig it.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And number one, you can't deny this, Chris Jenkins, buzzer beater versus North Carolina.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Jeremy was scraping Cheeto juice off his thumbs. Neither here nor there. Juju, we got any polls today? Hell yeah, Dan went crazy on the polls. I think he was trying to make up for the polls yesterday about only having one. So I'm going to go through them. Do you know why anyone was putting feathers in their cap? 86% of the audience says no, they do not.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Will you always stop on someone falling on a treadmill? 92% of the audience says yes, they will.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Big win for Dan. Huge win for Dan. Right? Oh, man. Huge loss for Dan coming up. What is a penguin more of? A fish or a bird? Unbelievable. 83% of the audience says a bird. It literally has feathers. Come on, man.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's dance burners. What annoys you more? No turn signal or someone who forgot to turn their turn signal off? This is big. 76% of the audience says no turn signal.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Hell yeah. Do you think a NASCAR wedding is more debaucherous than a regular wedding? Someone maybe had to Google how to spell debaucherous, but neither here nor there. 87% of the audience says, yes, it is more debaucherous. Yeah.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Big poll coming up. Is Sunday the end of last week or the beginning of this week? This one shook the world. 69% of the audience says the end of last week.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Nice. The Best Sports Thursday, sponsored by Jeremy Fist pump. Not sponsored by Jeremy Fist pump. The Best Sports Thursday, sponsored by Evan Williams bourbon. Go get you a taste. Thanksgiving, NFL opening night, the Masters first round, or the start of March Madness? Come on, Masters. 52% of the audience says the start of March Madness.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm going with the Memphis Tigers to win money line. Yadigski. And with the last leg of this Thursday Thunder, I'm going to the Women's League. I'm traveling all the way to Tennessee to my sisters. I think they are going to drag USF tomorrow. I mean, they're going to beat the tar off those ladies. Salute to USF. But I'm taking number five seed Tennessee to win by 19.5 at least tomorrow.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Delicious. Do you know what highlight is? 70% of the audience says yes, they do. Salute to my new always.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Is the sports anchor profession dying? 74% of the audience says, yes, it is. Man, Christine Lisi tapped in and said no with like 5,000 O's. So salute to my sister, Christine Lisi. And the last poll, the most important poll some would say, are you good at foreplay? We know Jeremy is. 67% of the audience says, yes, they are.
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Postgame Show: Top 5 March Madness Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We needed two more percent. Those are your polls. Thanks, Juju. Thank y'all.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You got to dig it. Let's go, man.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Juju, what's some of the feedback you're getting on the show today? Man, the show was magnificent today. Tony, bro, that was a good segment, the Don't Look segment. Yeah. Bro, I can't wait to hear more of that. You dig it. Salute, salute all the way around the board. Also, we didn't get to mention Bobby Portis has been suspended 25 games for PED substances. You know what I mean?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Neither here nor there. I keep my brother in my prayers. You dig it? So Jessica was right. You feel me? If the heat were good, y'all would love the NBA. Y'all went through 20 pounds of Jimmy Butler trade rumors, so much so that y'all was alienating the audience. But in the same breath, y'all be like, oh, but the NBA is uninteresting. Well, you got to choose one. Is it uninteresting?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Let's stop the Jimmy talk. If it is interesting, let's full force ahead and love it. But neither here nor there.
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Absolutely. I think they're going to probably do how they did a couple years ago because I think people got Jokic fatigued for some reason.
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Right. But I think that Jokic, he definitely deserves it again, man, because I don't know what he's doing with that team consecutive over the years. Now he got Russell Westbrook on the team. I think he deserves at least a co-MVP award. But you can't deny what Shea Gildress and them boys are doing at OKC. Need to do it in the postseason, though, right? That's the next step for them, though.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I only like the Eagles and the Bills when it comes to the National Football League. Go Birds. I just happen to have a lot of merch, you dig it? I support everybody. And I like the fact that they're rumored to be getting Shador, so I'm trying to show a little support, you dig it? Nice. Yeah.
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Great energy, my brother Roy.
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So everyone is speculating that he wants to go to Cleveland, right, Juju? Right, right. And I speculate that it's a little bit of BS in there, but hey, you got to fake it till you make it. You dig it. Do you have polls for us? Yes, sir. I got some polls. Can a goal be both gorgeous and should have been stopped at the same time?
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Seventy nine percent of the audience says yes, it can. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. If you want to focus on the task at hand, can there be doughnuts around? 59% of the audience says, no, there cannot be donuts. All right. Fun show. Big winners today. Right. Salute to Homer Simpson. Do people still associate Florida with oranges? 76% of the audience says, yes, they do. Wow.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm going to start off in the association tonight with my brother, Stefan Castle. I think you will get over 13.5 points against your Phoenix Suns tonight. Yeah. Next, I'm going to stay in the association and travel to the world champions, the Boston Celtics, your reigning world champions. Let me repeat that. Over on Derek White, 13.5 points.
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And a couple other people say they associate Florida with a couple other things, but neither here nor there. Cocaine. Garbanzo beans. Like them, don't like them. 54% of the audience says they don't like them, guys. All right. I wanted a bigger number than that. Here's a big poll today. Pause. Does Dan need a little in his life?
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Please come back, yes. That's got to be 100%, right? 91% of the audience says yes. Wow. My dog needs some.
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S-H-H-H-H-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-P-P-P-P-P. Excellent. That's exactly how I would have spelled it. Perfect. Hey, Canada, your ham is not bacon. 96% or 90% of the audience says yes. Go to hell, Canada. Especially today. Do you like to fart? 88% of the audience says yes, they like to windows. Pet letters. Does anyone have 400 friends? 91% of the audience says no. No one has 400 friends. Dang it.
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And 9% are lying. Right. You ain't lying. It's crybaby redundant. Oh, my goodness. Okay, I got to update this. What happened? It's crybaby redundant. This has never happened in the history of this show. I promise to God. I do not believe you. 50% of the audience says yes. 50% of the audience says no. Get out of here! That's a first.
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Man. Are you doing it wrong if you are burping the shit out of a baby? 55% of the audience says, yes, you are doing it wrong. Split vote. And the last poll, which is kind of like the earlier poll, do you like poutine? Yeah. I guess it's a spelling on that. 64% of the audience says, yes, they like poutine, but they do not like Canada. How'd you spell it? Back to you guys.
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I mean... Yeah, P-O-U-T-I-N-E. Okay, correct. Very correct. Hell yeah. But yeah, screw Canada for tonight. I'm all in on Team USA tonight. Let's go! Yeah, everybody, that's my flag.
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USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Let's go States! Yeah.
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He will get over that tonight against the Philadelphia 76ers, who are struggle-ish, but struggle-ish. And then for the third leg, I'm going to stay with the world champion Boston Celtics and go with the hero, one of the best big men in the history of the entire world. Thank you. Al Horford. Yes. You feel me?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You know what Stu Gott said. If you have a team full of Al Horfords, you don't need anything else. Right. He will get over 5.5 points tonight, Daddy. We got to believe it. And the last leg. Tell him, Juju. Chris Cody. Tell him. I'm staying in the United States of America. I am being patriotic, you dig it? I'm taking USA, Team USA, in the Four Nations Cup Championship to beat Canada tonight.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yes, I'm happy to be back. Last week, Thursday Thunder was a poop on the street. A stinking turd. Sponsored by me. So I take accountability. I'm sorry, America. What was I thinking? But tonight... I see Justin Herbert throwing to my brother Stone Smart. The biggest, the baddest since Will the Thrill Dishley has been out with an injury.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Stone Smart has stepped up and I dare I say he will catch over 3.5 catches tonight against your Denver Broncos.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yes, and you can also catch this fade, you know, or not catch this fade. It's up to you, ladies and gentlemen. Moving on to the league that needs a three-point dunk instituted some kind of way in the paint. Walker Kessler, gangster, the biggest gangster in Utah, Walker Kessler. He will get over 10.5 points tonight against your Detroit Pistons.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
You know what that is? That's an early birthday present for our big brothers and sisters at DraftKings, baby. On the spot. You just witnessed a live miracle. So, yes, over 9.5 points tonight from big gangster Kessler. You dig me? And the third leg. The third leg, we gon' travel, we gon' stay in the association, but we gon' visit my brother, Tom Haverstraw Land.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Because if you didn't know, Tom Haverstraw is on the call for the Portland Trail Blazers every day. Check my boy out. So you got to know, I'm going with my dawg, Toumani Khmer, tonight, over 8.5 points. Because, bruh, he from Georgia, he went to Georgia with Ant-Man. I always love his game, and I know that after this break, he is invigorated. He wanna give us nine points tonight, so...
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Over 8.5 points tonight for two money. Come here. All right.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Ass on the line. My ass is on the line. And guess what? Gambling problem, hope NY. Dial it right now because guess what? We gamble responsibly around here.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
That was a shocker to a lot of people today. Also, too, before I get to this, I mean, great point with the go Paul George thing with the underdogs you did. Oh my God, off the top rope, frog splash. But the question that has the internet ablaze today is does college Mike have abs? Rumor. Holy moly. Without working out, 75% of the audience says no, he does not. I'm sorry, Mike.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yeah. I think those are abs, especially coming from a sit-downer like myself. Those are abs. I wish I had those abs. Really?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
If you live in an ab house, don't throw stones, however that works. What else you got for us, Juju? Well, sticking to the code, can you have six-pack abs without working out? 72% of the audience says no, you cannot.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
I got a homeboy named Saul Solomon. He had the house. He had six-pack abs his entire life, and he hasn't worked out a day, and he drinks more than everybody. So that person does exist, but, yeah, he's just not as common.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
That is a hater meme. Oh, jealous.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
There's nothing going to top that, bro. I feel like I know the hour we got one. You're welcome.
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Postgame Show: Snack Fixations
Those are the days. Remember when Dan would just unplug an interview light?
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Postgame Show: Snack Fixations
Although he might come back to the Browns. Will you go back to the Cornuts?
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Postgame Show: Snack Fixations
I asked you this question last week, all fair, though. Given how incredible he was at playing the position, so what if his hands are small? He's not catching. Why is that an issue?
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju? Man, if you tuned in to Thursday Thunder last week, I apologize from my heart to your heart. I had three leg parlay. Of course, two of them hit easily. The third leg of the parlay was a sham, a travesty. I demand justice. Brandon Podzemski over 12.5 points. He played 44 seconds into the game and went out with a back spasm not to return the entire game.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And that's how we lost Thursday. I'm sorry, Juju. Exactly. I'm sorry, Maura. But this week, we're going with a single-game parlay, and we're traveling to Milwaukee, Amin's favorite town, where they dunked him in the tank over and over again. First leg, I'm going Giannis Antetokounmpo, 13-plus rebounds, over 13 rebounds against your Los Angeles Lakers. I like it.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The second leg, I'm going with the tall brother, the twin himself, Brook Lopez, for over 12 points tonight against the center list, if you ask me, Lakers. Even though he's a big man that hangs around the three-point line, I think there's going to be a lot of cookies available around that monster of a goal tonight for Brook Lopez. Over 12 points for my brother.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And the last leg, Heat legend, Heat, I was going to say Heat Mafia, but Heat Culture Mafia disciple, Gabriel Vincent. You dig it. We're going over 10 points for him tonight because they're going to need scoring from somewhere, and it ain't going to be Jared Vanderbilt. Watch it be Jared Vanderbilt.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I mean, I would like to, I mean, first of all, it's good to see all of y'all. I'm always honored to be here. You dig it? I want to kind of go back a couple of days because how propaganda started just like this, this is a great example of how propaganda started.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, you knocked your mic out, buddy. The last conversation we were having, uh-oh, the last conversation we was having, I'm going to be depressed on that for like the next two days, so sorry about that. It'll be cleaned up. I'm literally going to have a bad weekend because of that. It's okay. I was going to lean into it.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Now here we are. We're going to leave all of it. Leave all of it in. It's all of my fault, as usual. And just to remind people, if you listen to these post-game shows and you're taking anything serious, remember, I am a comedian. I identify as a comedian. So take my words with a grain of salt that you take Andrew Schultz's and you take Big Jay Oakerson's.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
But I was listening to you guys' last conversation about Roe Rage. And I have the kind of opposite opinion of road rage. One of my New Year's resolutions is to not show road rage one bit at all this year. Because newsflash, we live in crazy times, bros and sisters.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Like, sometimes you road rage against somebody or you honk your horn to somebody who's having a worse day than you are, a worse life than you are, and is on the edge. So I think it means advice, while valuable, I don't agree with it at all. You honk your horn at the wrong person. You're getting your rearview mirror chopped off by a guy. Now you got to deal with that.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I listened to my beautiful, illustrious brother, Mike, and I listened to my beautiful, illustrious brother, Dan, and said, Righteous Gemstones, ah, P.U., that first episode. And so I was like, you know what? I'll wait till next week and watch it. But then after yesterday's show, Jessica and Amin was like, no, not so fast, my friendly Corso style.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The unfortunate solution is to just be the change you want to see in the road. You got to refer back to your life and just think about how blessed you are to live the life you live versus the life of a construction worker. or a forklift driver. Salute to the forklift drivers and construction workers, but those brothers have it hard. We get blessed to talk in the microphone these days.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, my goodness. Imagine that happening to you.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You do it in therapy. You go to therapy and you talk to your therapist about this stuff. You work out these problems. You don't have to have a release. You don't have to let it out on someone one day and then regret letting it out later. But you are right about pedestrians, though, because even if you have the right away as a pedestrian, if I hit you with my car, your life goes right away.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
So just please don't. Look both ways before you cross the street. There you go.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Today's polls are, did Witty slurp? That seems obvious. Chris slurping him. 94% of the audience says, yes, he slurped. Dang.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He did a fantastic job yesterday, too, man. You too, Jeremy. More embarrassing, a Jeremy Taché fist pump or a Whittingham slurp? 53% of the audience says a Whittingham slurp. Oh, thank God.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That's too wet to be an inhale. Hey, yo. Would you rather your partner always talk in medieval old English or pirate slang? 56% of the audience said pirate slang. Arr. Arr. Arr. The eyes hurt. And are people leaning on the horn more these days? No. Well, this just never has happened before in the history of the show. No, no. 50% of the audience says yes. No, that's not possible.
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And 50% of the audience says no. That's not in any way true. Those are your polls. What?
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Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I watched it and I was locked in the entire episode. Bradley Cooper did a wonderful job of showing how this whole gemstone scam was started. Dare I say it was magnificent. Not just a war piece, an informative piece, sirs.
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Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
And the Heat, obviously, you know, those first three quarters, real fun against the Thunder. The first three quarters were great, and then all of a sudden it was like, oh. And then the Thunder realized they were the Thunder, scored 24 straight points.
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Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
That's right. Two of them are in their last two road games. That's good. Cool. Yeah, it's less than ideal.
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Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
He's running around playing basketball.
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Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
Yep. Thursday Thunder music's playing. You did the read. I read the picks. So Jujugati has put together his three best prop bets for Thursday night. Yeah. Here they are. You ready? And he's going to be at All-Star.
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Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
He passes on to you and then you're passing it to us. Exactly right. First leg, Anthony Edwards over 28 and a half points.
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Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
Second leg. Yeah, you got to hit the thunder. Oh, that's what I was waiting for. Oh, perfect. Okay. A guy who I actually like as a part of the deal between the Mavs and the Lakers, Max Christie, who's been playing really well. Juju has him. Max Christie over 14 and a half points. And who do they play tonight? Your Miami Heat. Dallas Mavericks versus the Heat. All right, last leg.
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Postgame Show: Thursday Thunder
DeMar DeRozan over three and a half rebounds. Very low number there. All that parlayed together plus 581. Anthony Edwards over 28 and a half points. Max Christie over 14 and a half points. And DeMar DeRozan over three and a half boards. Wow. Second night of a back-to-back for both the Mavs and the Heat tonight. Big game from the Mavs last night. Kyrie with 42. Ridiculous win.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
What you think about his curl? What you think about the little afro curl he got going on? I think he the first white jerry curl. If he's white. I'm not sure. Don't sue me, y'all.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
Bro, like you said, Taylor Jenkins, wow, that was a little much. But this is a spicy meet the ball.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
Right before the playoffs. Do you think the Joker or anybody on the team may have had a hand in this or may have just said, hey, bro, I don't like how he called me Brucey B last year.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I think Big Honey might have crossed his desk, and then he was like, I don't give a damn. These ain't my horses.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
We're going to move on to the game heard around the world last night. Houston versus Florida, man. Houston had them clowns. clamps on Walter Clayton last night. They had the clamps on the whole team pretty much, except Will Richard, the first half, which was a hero. I think he might should have got the MVP of the game last night. How do you feel about that game last night, bro?
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
You gave me so much motivation and encouragement by... You know what I mean? By dealing with me, bro, that I never necessarily had in myself, bro. You gave me the confidence to want to do this in the first place, dog. And I'll always be grateful for you, bro.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
Right. I feel so bad for Sharp as well, bro. If you out there, you love Sharp, bro, send my boy a text message today, man, because the last two possessions, off his knee out of bounds, couldn't get a shot up. Oh, man, I know that's going to stick with him for the rest of his life, bro.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
Because I'm not sure how much of a prospect he is for the NBA or whatever. So, man, it's got to be rough. Let's travel to the women's side of the tournament. Geno and them girls, they made it real boring for us to watch. Sure. They spanked that baby all game long. What do you think about Paige Beckers and them girls getting it done? Sarah Strong, I see you.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
Miss Rebecca, cue some of those callers up for us right now, sis.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
Look, you're going to make my mama cry. I know. I know. Give us a second. We got to start. It was a wonderful game last night. We taping this on a Tuesday afternoon after the national championship. But we just got earth shattering news from the NBA. Mike Malone and company out in Denver. What is going on there, brother?
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
What a coink-a-doink, you feel me? And all these Warriors guards. Look, I can see that happening as well, bro. Them boys like, what, 15-2-3 since Jimmy got there? Don't quote me. Something like that. And I think that... The veteran presence they got with him and Draymond being kind of like, not necessarily all the way enforcers, but they do the dirty work.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
They do the stuff that's needed so that Moody can go and be who he wants to be. Bob Zemski can be who he wants to be. You feel me? And Steph, bro, I don't know if he's turning back the clock or this is just the time that he's always on. He has been magnificent over the past couple weeks. I think the playoffs for them have already started. What's your thing, bro?
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
What should they buy this curl? What should they buy the little Afro curl he got going on? I think he's the first white Jerry Curl. If he's white, I'm not sure. Don't sue me, y'all.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
Moving on, brother. You are one of the hosts of one of my favorite podcasts in the entire world, Cinephobe, man. Talk to them people. If they don't know what Cinephobe is, tell them what it is right now.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
In that sentiment, I'm going to put you on the spot. All right. What are your top five basketball movies of all time? Oh, okay.
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
Appreciate that. That was fine, bro. That concludes another great episode of the alley-oop, man. Thank you so much. Like I said, bro, without Zach Harper, this alley-oop thing don't happen. I promise to God, you feel me? So thank you for always believing in me, bro. Thank you for always supporting in me. I want to get your flowers in front of folks, you feel me?
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
You got anything to say to them folks on the way out, bro? You know what?
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Alley Oop 5: Malone Gets Fired, New Nickname for the Joker, and Will the Warriors Take It All? (feat. Zach Harper)
Thank you, brother. And we're going to see y'all next week at the same bad time. Look, I can't even speak. I'm emotional. I'm getting choked up over here. Same bad time, same bad channel. You dig us.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
So five and a half catches over for my brother AJ Brown this weekend. And what else you got? Also, Saturday, George Pickens, 3.5 catches. Uh-oh. Over that. If George Pickens cannot get 3.5 catches Saturday. You trust him? I trust Dangerous because I know how mad George Pickens will be if he don't get four balls. And I know that they're going to be pretty much trailing a lot in that game.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
So, yeah, I don't think the Boston Ravens defensive coverage is as good as it used to be. So I think, yeah, over for George Pickens, 3.5 catches.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
One of the main criticisms was, first of all, good to see all you beautiful people. One of the main criticisms was, Grant Cody, if you say you look better with no eyebrows, put your money where your mouth is, brother. You can't challenge or say, I will beat Michael Jordan, and then he walk up and you not checking the ball. Okay, that's fair. You're going to have to save those brothers.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Name-dropper. Oh, jeez. Hold on a second. Name-dropper.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I love Greg Cody. I love Greg Cody. He can talk the whole time.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, I mean, you guys pretty much covered. I feel like at this point, it's safe to say we have covered every angle of the Jimmy Butler, Pat Riley saga until this Friday on South Beach Sessions. But I think we have covered it as far as the Internet is saying. We'll have more tomorrow.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, sir. In sports, if it happened in the 1950s, did it really happen? 68% of the audience says no, it never happened.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Is Earl Woods a funny name? I'm going to get crucified on this one. 56% of the audience says yes, it is.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
As far as polls, that's pretty much it. We've got a lot of people who didn't like my super rule from yesterday. Salute. So I'll take accountability. Maybe I need to go back to the drawing board on some of my super rules.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Well, just for the regular season of football, the NFL regular season, in overtime, instead of allowing the first team that scores, if the first team scores a touchdown, game over instantly, we don't get to see Michael Penix become the star we think he is. So I think if you go for two as well as score that first touchdown, now game over.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And as well as, hey, you went for two, now all we need is a touchdown and an extra piso. You dig, Moe? It's not bad. What do you think? It's not bad.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
This Thursday, or this Thursday Thunder, we'll be traveling to the NFL. So I'm taking my game ball, and with this ball, I will never lose. It was given to me by Lucy Rodin. She is so perfect that my picks are now about to be the same. Look at this. So I'm starting off with Ladd McConkie. You feel me? From your Los Angeles Chargers. Who has it better than Ladd this weekend?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Nobody, because I think they will march into Houston, get the job done, and I think he's one of Justin Herbert's top targets all year. So why not six catches? Why not now?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, this is victory football given to me by Lucy Rodin. Salute to her 1,000%. My second leg, A.J. Brown, over 5.5 catches. I mean, you see in the media, whenever he goes and says a couple of things to Jalen, that gets under his skin, he's going to make sure he gives him the ball. And I feel like we're still in that radius of weeks where he wants to make sure AJ is fed.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And OG, he's definitely the guy to give it to them. You feel me?
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah. Prayers with Kyle Anthony Towns and Jordan Woods right now. Prayers to them right now. Much prayers. You'll read it online. But the last leg of the parlay, we're going to go with the king, the iron man, the iron king. Some of them are calling these days. Some of them are just me. LeBron James over 7.5 assists tonight. My boy going to be hee-hee.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right. I think everything is in it for Travis Scott. I think Travis Scott sees what San Benito, a.k.a. Bad Bunny, has going on. He sees whenever he come out and his theme song goes and the crowd just go crazy. If you another star, you got to revel at that. And I think he's aiming for what Bad Bunny has, in my opinion. Biggest stars in the planet? What about you, brother?
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right, brother. I don't know, man. Heels be healing these days. That's all I can think of because that was definitely a Bushley move for one of the heroes of us Americans and Cuba as well.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Come on, man, you disrespecting two countries with that eardrum punch. Get better, Cody.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What it dooski wooski. Fresh off another L last week. Holy moly. I'm so sorry, audience. Please bear with me. If you don't like my picks, please think about this question. To fade or not to fade? That is the question. But we're going to start tonight in Golden State with the brother with some of the most luscious curls that I've ever seen. Underrated curls, if you ask me. Brandon Podzemski.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Double P's, man. Salute to the NBA champions, man. If you don't know, now you know. This isn't just like accoutrement. This isn't Christmas ornaments that are sitting right here next to me. These are the Stanley Cup champions in Florida Panthers. This is the NBA champion Bucs. Austin Celtics. And this is the NFL champion, Philadelphia Eagles, who I like to partake in all three.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
So, man, that's just more power to the brothers. Salute to Peyton Pritchard. Salute to the bald-headed wonder. You dig, Derrick White? Man, keep up the great work. I love that.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right. The Atlanta Braves, you feel me? They're going to get it together. Not far off.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, yeah. Salute to Manu. Salute to Manu. Always salute to Manu.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Atlanta Dream? Absolutely. Atlanta Dream, maybe? Oh, yeah. Maybe this year? Brittany Griner, welcome. We got aspirations this year, Daddy.
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Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I mean, I don't have any OLIs this time because, you know, I just like to keep it short and sweet on these post-game shizzles. Get straight to it. You dig it. Number five, just because all the hoods around America, what would I be without the ghetto? And what would I be without leaving the club at 2.30 in the morning? Wendy's burgers always hit the spots. You got to dig it. Strong.
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Yeah, salute to Dave Thomas.
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Throw one in the sky for my dog. Number four. Coming up next, number four. It's a niche one, but I've been there before, so I'm putting it on the list. Culver's. Salute to Culver's. They got some good burgers. I've never had.
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Thought it would be buttery. I can dig that. Definitely entitled to that one. Number three, I went to Houston this summer and it was amazing. Salute to Bun B. Salute to Pimp. Trill Burgers. You got to dig them. How was that? Man, they are so soft. The buns, man. Do yourself a favor and do yourself a favor.
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Joel Embiid, American hero as well. Court of Gold, watch it. Exactly. You're forgiven everything you've ever done. Number two. Number two. Five guys. You got to. Strong. Yeah. I think they speak for themselves. Uh-huh.
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Salute to that brother's temp fate. I see you, brother. We're going to go over 12.5 with my brother Brandon P. Tonight against, who they playing against? It doesn't matter because he's going to get 12.5.
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And number one on the list is... The illustrious Shake Shack. Oh, so good.
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Sometimes I get the one with the peppers on it. Oh, yeah. Oh, the smoke shack. Yeah, the smoke shack with the red peppers.
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This casual over here.
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No, I wouldn't do that at all. But salute to Mark Light. You got to know the U legend, Mark Light Shakes. Go get you one today as well. Speaking of the U.S., I'm going to keep it in Miami right now. The nutritionist on the plane with LeBron and D-Wade. Sir, who the hell do you think you are?
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I mean, I think you, sir, are one of the most embarrassing things that's ever happened to the Heat franchise. You know the rules. You never touch a black man's radio and you never touch a black man's cookies or ice cream. I don't care if it's fruit by the foot. Don't touch it. I'm LeBron damn James. I see you sitting over there with your little Reeboks. Don't touch it. Or else.
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instantly tonight juju i got a question for you though uh gilly said that he could beat pajenski one-on-one is that true we know my brother gilly fresh off the fly eagles fly w he feeling invincible right now but absolutely not but be part of turn he'll probably win him i think about 11 to 0 if you ask me wow they're playing the nets tonight by the way good oh yeah juju
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Also, put Dwyane Wade's statues in the box and put whoever Tex and Dan's statues in the box. I'm going to believe the legend. He says they were cookies. They was damn cookies, and that's the reason he left. Moving on. What are the polls? Right before we get to the polls, shame on Woody Page as well. He claims it wasn't Riley.
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Right. And before we get to the deposed, same on Woody Page. You, sir, are a joker. That was the most racist thing I have heard. If it was the worst racist shit thing I have heard all day until I heard. Look at me, Leroy.
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What was that? Neither here nor there.
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Won't stand. All right, the polls. Who is having the worst year, Nico or Drake?
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Right, guys. Do we have an answer? This has never happened in the history of the show before. 2,282 votes. 50-50 down the middle. Wow. Wow. It's got to be Nico, though, right?
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And Tyler Lockett. And Tyler Lockett.
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62% of the audience says, no, there's no hype requirement on this ride.
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What else do you have? Is Tyler Lockett a legend? 74% of the audience says no, he's not. Losers. They're wrong. Seattle legend.
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The audience is being disrespectful. Is 57 grand enough to pay a fall guy? Salute to my brother Tony. 70% of the audience says no, it's not enough.
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The Chris Cody portion of the polls today are red potatoes the worst potatoes? 68% of the audience says no, they are not, Chris. You're alone on this one, brother. It's the worst potato. Right. It's a good potato. Are red apples inferior to green apples?
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59% of the audience says no, they are not. What?
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Best starbursts, red, yellow, pink, or orange? Pink's gonna win. 51% of the audience says pink.
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Lock those 12.5 in right now. Second leg of the parlay, we gonna travel all the way to the land of the stars, Hollywood, Luca Land. I'm gonna tap in with my brother, OG Ananobi, over 16.5 points tonight. They're going against the Lakers, and they're going to need everything. They're going to have the Knicks. They need a little bit, what is it, a little spark, a little whatever.
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Is there any better feeling in the world than a 23-year heater on the craps table? 75% of the audience says no, there is not.
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Also, before I get out of here, go to levitaraf.com. Angel is doing magnificent work over there. A lot of Panthers gear, a Zagak shirt. I put a Thank You Nico shirt out there. Travel to www.levitaraf.com today. Those are your polls. Thank you, Juju. Thank y'all.
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the Slimmer Reaper, a.k.a. Slimmer Ferdet, a.k.a. Skinny Batman, a.k.a. Devontae Smith for over 51.5 yards in the big game. You feel me?
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You feel me? Third leg. Come on, man. I don't like to doubt people on these. I like to give folks confidence because I know they all watch this show and specifically this segment. Last leg. I'm going with Xavier Worthy for over 5.5 catches because they're going to be losing. Oh, wow. Is that a prediction?
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That's my heart and dreams because it's, you know, we got a lot going on this year. We got planes falling out the sky. We got devastation hitting the world right now. So I feel like the chef's kiss for that devastation would be for Patrick Mahomes to get yet another win three in a row. No, sir. No, thank you. I'm going with my Eagles. Fly, Eagles, fly. You dig, Ski?
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I mean, David Sampson, ladies and gentlemen, wet blanket award goes to him. Oh, yeah, we're doing awards. Please don't bring that energy to this as well.
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I'd like to give Israel Gutierrez the $2 fine award for saying that you can't be a hip-hop artist and have a southern accent whenever Andre 3000, Young Thug, Future...
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Killer Mike, Ludacris, Quavo, Lil Wayne, 21 Savage, Pastor Troy, Bun B, Rest in Peace, Pimp C, Juvenile, Scarface, The Ghetto Boys, Big K.R.I.T., 2 Chainz, Rest in Peace, DJ Unc, Rest in Peace, Young Dolph, Rest in Peace, Charlie Lowe, Moneybagg Yo, Kevin Gates. I know this ain't the type of show we doing, but $2.
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All right, yeah. I'd like to give Pat Riley the Great Guy and Business Before Pleasure Award for not sending Jimmy Butler to New Orleans like I would have sent his ass. Good job. There you go, Pat. Yeah.
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Get ready to learn Pelicanese, buddy.
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I also want to give an award for also another $2 for everyone in the building for no one saying deadline day. Yeah, good job.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, pecker checker. Checking pecks. Also, Chris, you get a may not be there when you want them, but you dare right on time award.
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Hey, the audience, look, let's just say there are some days where we make the audience forget that how we are all, I want to dress it up. I don't want to say the things that, David Sampson had a rough day on the YouTube channel. That's what I'm saying. So I'm going to take this time, instead of digging into that, I'm going to send a salute to my brother and tell you some appreciation.
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You came to Atlanta and you made me a part of your show. You shared the stage with me and you made me feel like a genuine brother. I thank you so much, David Sampson. Hats off to you. Thank you.
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Oh man, it is Super Bowl week, Daniel and Dano, you feel me? So I'm going straight to the game. We got a lot of things happening this week. But I'm going straight to the Super Bowl. First leg, we got Dee Jizzle, a.k.a. Dee Greasy, a.k.a. Dallas Goddard, for over 4.5 catches this Sunday against your Kansas City Chiefs. Second leg. Okay, cool. Second leg, I'm going with the Slim Reaper, a.k.a.
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I don't know if y'all see what I see, but she see that championship. You got to know it. Paige Buechers for over 25 points easily against UCLA. Jaime Hot Cats little sister, I see you, but not this weekend. Paige is going to light you on fire. You got to see you. They call her Paige Bukits. There we go.
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Before we get into anything else, I'd like to start the show by saying this. Lift every voice and sing. Till earth and heaven ring. Ring with the harmony. You don't have to stand, Cody, if you don't want to.
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Thursday Thunder March Madness. I see you. You got to know if you don't. Last week, we took an elbow in the eye. We took a fist to the nose. We took a knee to the damn stomach. And look, out of bounds on me, coach. That was one of the worst picks ever for Thursday Thunder. I think I might have went one for four. But today, we back, daddy.
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Brent Williams. Where the hell is Carl? Carl, bring your behind. Oh, yeah, Carl out there.
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I'm not going to lie. Like, today was a – bro, I'm not going to lie. We started off – they had us in the first half. We was down 17 points at the half. Like, the crowd was booing. The YouTube chat was fighting each other. What happened here?
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No, that's not – I mean – No, we were up. We were up. I don't think he was paying attention to the score when you left, brother, because we was down. That's when we subbed Jeremy in.
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Because we came out in the third quarter scared. Touchdowns. You know what I mean? Whatever sport we playing. Go from the corner kick. I like how Jay said it. Corner kick.
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Then my dog Charlie hit the half court buzzer beater with, I have you drunk and away. Oh, my God. I'm going to tell you right now. Good pass. Good pass.
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Great crochet. I know what tertiary means, but I don't think my brother Roy know what it means.
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You direct that to Chris.
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Oh, I got to get all the walk-ons on the floor, baby. Juju, do you have any polls update for us? I got some polls, but I got a couple of notes before we get to that. I know you said earlier, like, you know what I mean? Like the NBA and we, the NFL, they be so innovative and they be willing to change some of these rules. Like the overtime rule is changing next year. You feel me?
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Because it's a lot of complaints. Hear me out. I know it's going to sound crazy upon hearing it, but three-point dunks, brothers and sisters. Make it just as important as them long heaves and make the late-game scenario. Now you got to D up because if I dunk and get the three from Giannis or I can pass it the dang time from the logo. Hear me out.
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It might need some ankle grease or some WD-40, but just hear me out. I like it.
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Johnny Broome, the oldest man to ever grace a NCAA basketball court. We going to go 11 rebounds for my dog. He had 11 rebounds in the first half last week. And you got to know he going to get 11 in the full game against Florida and them boys. Salute to my dog. I see you. Juju, quick question.
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You know what I'm saying? Cooking with hot grease. I like it. Cooking with grease. Also, we got to put a trigger warning on the screen before we throw Greg Cody Toes up on the screen. Yeah, what are we doing? I was eating breakfast.
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Nah, we got a lead. Nah, we went up by 20 around Tito Horford. Tito Horford. I said that. Sorry about that.
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I mean, I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna get to the polls. Do you know what a word processor is? And these polls are coming from Instagram story feed. 68% of the audience says, yes, they do know what it is. They think it's Word.
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Would you like to never get hangovers, not need sleep, and not need coffee? 83% of the audience says, yes, they would. Said it was an irrelevant talent. Like, what are you talking about? It's not a talent.
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Yeah, I mean, that's fine. That's fine. You already showed me who he was. Let's pose. Does David Sampson wake up in search of things to be mad about? 92% of the audience says, yes, he does. 92%, yo.
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When someone says, with all due respect, is the disrespect on the way? 100%.
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Priority delivery. And the last poll, has Paige Bukers ever seen Paid in Full? I'm going to say no.
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What was the poll result for that, Juju? 80% of the audience says no she hasn't. I can't believe that at all. Do you hear this woman talk?
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He older than Ossie Davis Jr., Jr. My dog is old, brother. I've never seen Ossie Davis young. I've never seen a young Ossie Davis. Like Morgan Freeman. Yep. Right. Second leg, I'm going with Thomas Hawk. Some people call him Thomas Hawk. I don't know. H-A-U-G-H. All I do know is my dog going to get more than one three in the game against Auburn this Friday. You feel me?
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Look, before we get out of here, I want to show some love. My dog, Jeremy, he always take a beating and I want to make sure we always let Jeremy know we love you, bro. I'd mess with you heavy. Also, my sister, Jessica, you know, I got love for you, Charlie.
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great job and my dog chris of course you know i mean bravo i just want to make a statement brother like if you out there listening or watching this show what you see on this screen right now aside from me amin dominique jason and roy these are positive male influence positive male black influences that we don't necessarily get to see too much we see the rappers or the
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the killers or whatever, the athletes who get all the praise, but these brothers got it out the mud and did it the right way. So if you got a kid out there, point them in these directions and you can see a positive black man example and dare I say role model amongst the crowd today. Thank you, brother.
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So we taking my boy for over one three. You got to know because they don't need it when they facing such a old and experienced team. Salute to them boys in Auburn. Last leg, you got to know, I'm going with the biggest gangster in the NCAA. On the women's side, you got to dig it, Paige Buechers. My sister got that look in her eyes these days.
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Man, I'm not mad at anyone. I think that we dropped the ball around the trade deadline. You know what I'm saying? We were supposed to sure up our defense, you know, our DBs and our cornerbacks. And we did land Amari Cooper. But as you can see last night with Kier Elam, he was on the island all night. You feel me? And he's had that reputation with us Bills fans pretty much all year.
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You know what I mean? When he's out there, we – Hail Mary. And so I think that's where the game was pretty much lost. I know that, you know what I mean, the world would be harping on the line, the judges and stuff like that. But I'm not going to do that. You know what I mean? I think we dropped the ball and we're responsible for getting our act together. Nobody's responsible but us.
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I mean, yeah, they should make some change and take the defensive side of the ball seriously. Like, we should go after some of those key free agents. Like when Marshawn Lattimore went to Washington, it seemed like an awesome job. It didn't prove so yesterday.
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But moves like that, make a splash move on defense, I think that will help us sure up just the production because you have to play perfect football against those brothers. And it was a lot. When I saw the schedule line up, Lamar, then Pat, It's like, dang, it's going to be an uphill battle having to play perfect football two weeks in a row.
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And that's why I think it's always good to get that coveted number one seed so you can play the Houston Texans and just get the winner of the real battle. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, I mean, people online seem to pretty much love it. You know what I mean? It's pretty much all that was going on outside of politics and some of the tragedies going on around the world. I think this was the most pressing thing to talk about. And the crowd was, I mean, the audience did a great job today. It was locked in.
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It was arguing, like, a lot of people was like, dang, does Dan know that the Chiefs won the game last night? Because he was pretty much saying that, you know what I mean? A lot of calls went their way. But overall, the audience loved it.
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Yeah, I mean, I think you were perfect. That's why sometimes I don't like to read somebody's comments because, you know, it's just constructive criticism. But sometimes it's some guys are just goofballs in the chat at times. I think today was wonderful.
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Right. Like you said, that one play where you saw the referee coming in, he was on the first downside and this other referee was paid by the Chiefs. It was like, oh, well, you could see if those calls go differently, then of course. But I'm not here to complain about any of that stuff. We got to get better, man. We got to look ourselves in the mirror and say, how do we slay this dragon?
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Because it hurts.
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And does the person, like – Does one ref say, no, you get a penalty if the clock runs out, the play clock runs out before the two-minute warning, or does the other referee come and say, no, it's a blended clock. You know, from the meeting we had when we first became refs, we can blend this. It's a lot going on. So I'm not going to focus on the referee.
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I'm just going to focus inward and say we can do a better job.
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Yes, well, we have a couple from the day that we pretty much went through all of them last week. And side note, I don't think we ever talked enough about, like, I'm also half of an Eagles fan as well. My cousin, Darius Lay, is going back to the Super Bowl. That's my third cousin.
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So it's like I'm not all the way sad, but it's just we were one win away from the juju bowl, and that would have been, I would have put up billboards. But neither here nor there. Greatest coach in Eagles history. Andy Reid, Doug Peterson, Dick Vermeule, or Nick Sirianni? And 65% of the audience says Andy Reid.
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I do think you were right, too. Nick Sirianni, or Stu Goss was right. Nick Sirianni is one loss away from being fired by all of us, neither here nor there either. Were people tougher during Stallone's days? 74% of the audience says yes, 26% says no.
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But if you hear the sound... Do you guys watch Tulsa King?
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Does Zach Ertz lead the league and still got it? 82% of the audience says yes, he does. What are those other 18% doing? He played amazing yesterday, Zach Ertz. Like, he's a testament to, like, bro, never give up. Remember the Eagles? You know what I mean? Let him go for a while back. He went with the Cardinals and now the Commandos. Like, bro, he still got it.
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Yes, sir. Are we still making Marvs? 87% of the audience says, no, we are not making Marvs anymore.
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Yes, one of the rule changes that I was advocating for, which is being able to review some of these penalties and some of the stuff that's not reviewable, just why not make those reviewable? I've seen that Shefty put out a tweet that said, moving forward, some of those things are going to be reviewable now. So I think that'll progress the game a lot.
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But outside of that, you know, still, I'm still having a tough time realizing who's home and who's away in the NBA. That's pretty rough for me, but nothing of note.
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Yeah. I mean, it's just unfortunately I've had to, like I said, during my brief time off, I went to therapy and I got all of the good juice of therapy. And I know that everything that happens in this world, you just assume it's your fault. That's my New Year's resolution. Everything this year is my fault. So I'm extending that to the Bills. Man, let's get 11 yards for first down.
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Let's not leave it to the referee's opinion or judgment. We know we're playing Patrick Mahomes at home to go to the Super Bowl. So we got to be kind of overwhelming. So I'm just going to take responsibility for the Bills, man. We got to do it. We got to get better and not leave it in their hands.
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Yes, sir. I got a half-and-half Buffalo Bills Eagles jersey, and I get rocks thrown at me from Buffalo fans and Eagles fans, so I didn't wear that one today. Yeah, I'll be wearing this a lot, and it doesn't go over well, not never.
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Yes, sir. I appreciate the warm welcome. You feel me? Alley-oop show. You know what I mean? A little snippet show. We did a little quick pilot with my sister, Trista Crick, who could be seen on It Is What It Is. And my dog, Josh Smith, Stephen A. Smith, little nephew, who's taking the internet by storm right now. My dog's from, you know what I mean, from a couple of years right now.
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So I appreciate that. And check it out tomorrow when we put it up. And it's good to see my brother, Johnny Z, back in the studio today. You feel me? Great to see you. I rearranged it. The house I put the Florida up for you, my dog. Ethan Badowski, you dig me? I also brought something for you as well for you to make sure. That's not for me.
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But, yeah, I want to chime in on the comment y'all were talking about Cooper Flagg. And I agree with Billy. Like, if Cooper Flagg draft dodges this year, it's a surprise. The Wizards are going to be waiting for him with open arms next year. So, no matter what you do, you can stay an extra year and play with your Achilles tendon if you want to.
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And like Jess said, Duke is not a walk in the ballpark. You got to wake up and do your job at Duke. So, I agree with y'all on both sides of that.
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Hell yeah. And they said the same thing about Cade Cunningham when he got drafted by the Pistons. And you see that franchise has been turned around slowly but surely. And I think Tony said this word earlier. Those players believe in themselves to be that person who's going to change that organization around.
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I definitely feel both sides of the argument, as well as I think that that's a big component of why college basketball rivalries aren't what they used to be anymore. You feel me? Like imagine Dalton Connect on this Tennessee team. It'll be crazy. Imagine Jason Tatum playing with Zion. I feel like that's what we got back in the days.
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And the one and done scenarios, although lucrative, have robbed us of that great college basketball rivalry.
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Right. And those rules for the women, the ladies, you got to stay like three years or either be 22 years old. We might need to meet halfway somewhere with that with the men because a lot of these ladies get to develop. And I saw a video of Haley Van Lith yesterday after winning the game, just describing her testimony like, man, some of her first years, although exciting and flashy.
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She was super-duper depressed and was going through a lot of mental hurdles. And so now that she's with TCU, it has shown her and gave her a little plateau of enlightenment. So I think that the growth of these college kids, it's something to be studied for, like she say, staying a couple of extra years to develop yourself instead of going straight into the professionalism.
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I mean, it wasn't poo-pooed. It was just, you know what I mean, a little smell on it. So I made my own top five list of sounds that you guys forgot. Okay. You dig me. OLI, the PlayStation 2 load screen. Starting up in the little galaxy. OLI as well. Sega. As soon as you open the Sega, turn it on. You dig it. Number five, the Netflix opener. You feel me? I think Jessica said this one earlier.
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Number four, might bring bang. Double bang. Chef's kiss. Also, this is for the old heads. Mortal Kombat 2, Mortal Kombat, uppercut, toasty.
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you love to hear it you dig it and number two whenever you outside and you in a just a little great little night spot or a club or a day party and you hear you know it's about to get live you feel me and the number one sound in the impossible universe that we live in is the From Price is Right, Loser Game Show. Yes. I've got it here. There you go.
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Anyone outside of here? Yes, sir. And I think my dog Johnny Z can back me up on this one, dog. Bob Hurley, what are you doing? Take your L and walk off the screen. Crocodile galore. No gator tears, just crocodile tears. What you think, Johnny Z?
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So earlier you said Robert De Niro was on a movie on Netflix. It was an actual TV show. Not here nor there, but it's called Zero Day. And it wasn't necessarily awesome, but I understand the sentiment. You feel me? I feel you. And let's get to the polls. The first poll of the day was, can Santa be 5'5"? 67% of the audience says no, he cannot.
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Salute to my brother Danny Benitez, though, in the back, doing a great job as always.
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It's got to be big enough to look down at the elves, however tall they are, just a couple of inches. In the last poll, did Ed Asner play bigger than 5'7"? 84% of the audience says yes, he did. Oh, Lou Grant.
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Today was a funny ass show, bro. The whole show straight through. Even up until Tony's game with Rick Barnes, bro. He pulled out some facts that I never knew. I didn't think it was going to be such a puzzle for him. TJ Ford, Kevin Durant. I liked the whole show, bro.
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His NASCAR opinions were very revealing as well, too. Salute to NASCAR.
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Right, and you can also catch the Greg Cody show featuring Derek Greg Cody right now, available on our podcast. Not the top 100 guests of all time. That's next week. Juju, very high on that list.
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Auch Ariana Grande. Ich denke, sie könnte mit den Lamar Jackson's of the world, Südflorida, betrachtet werden.
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The beards. I think Brother Hal, bro, I think it was a little more like step forward, progressive than y'all giving him credit for. I know it don't take too much of his time and courage, but I seen my brother Chris Cody without a beard in Utah. You don't want that.
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Right. If he chose between Cincinnati Reds and the Yankees during Utah, I think he would go to Cincinnati, in my opinion.
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Ich denke, Greg Cody sollte seine Haare Michael Bolton-Style ausbauen. Wir fädeln es auf, bekommen Wind und machen ein Fotoshoot mit ihm. In acht Monaten, verstehst du?
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Rob Ryan ist definitiv jemand, der sagt, Slapdick. Oh, for sure.
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Okay, propose. Can it be a big story if it involves college baseball? Before I give this answer, salute to my brother Billy. Bravery Award. He's doing a great job. I thank the world of you, brother. I tuned in and everything. Keep doing your thing. Bravery. Why bravery, Juju? Don't take away my award. Er kommt aus dem, dass ich Billy kenne. Er ist nicht unbedingt der sprachlichste Mensch.
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In diesen Räumen wird er der lustige Typ. Ich denke, dass er diese Rolle sehr gut wahrnimmt. Er ist ein Showman. Ja, er macht einen guten Job. Ich würde es gerne sehen, wenn er seine Hand auf Stand-Up-Comedy macht.
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77% der Zuschauer sagen, dass es keine große Geschichte sein kann, wenn es um College-Baseball geht.
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Is over the urinal at Flanagan's the highest journalism standard? Eighty nine percent of the audience says yes, it is. Tony, that's a killer. We rarely have consensus around here.
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Not a long time. It's faded. But it was there, which is why I know. Jeremy Adams from Twitter says, Tony's repeated use of the word hog made his day. Salute to Jeremy. Congratulations, Tony. Excellent work by you. I do what I can. Does Hal have it going on? Hal Steinbrenner, that is. 53% of the audience says, yes, that brother does.
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Have you ever called someone a slapdick? 60% of the audience says no, they have not.
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Yes, UntouchableCaz1 from Twitter says, white guys, lol. And that's the end of his comment.
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Yeah, also... Also ein großer Salute zu Cane's Insight für die News dieses Wochenende. Du hast es verstanden. Ich war auch verlockt. Wie ist es mit Gary Furman?
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Salute zu Gary Furman, aber ich bin immer mit meinem kleinen Hund Greg Cody. Und wenn Greg Cody sagt, dass er Kittrocks macht, kann er ihn in die Straße schießen.
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Richtig, endlich. Das war ein Beispiel, was es sein könnte. Und ein Beispiel, ich denke auch, dass der Joker kinderlich Koi spielte, die Nacht. Er hatte nur... two field goal attempts at halftime. I think it was a fill-out game for the Denver Nuggets moving forward.
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So I think that as good as that game was for the Lakers, they're in trouble come playoff times because I think that those guys, you can't rely on that performance every game from them people. So yeah, I think it's good for now, but not for the future.
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thank you brother first of all happy birthday and also let the people know I sat there and had that entire conversation and I let you know as a caveat at the end brother you know I love you because the bills are playing that's right you did nothing wrong you didn't do anything wrong I did the wrong thing by not checking the schedule when I was calling you It's all good. But, yeah, it feels good.
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But, man, that defense is so trash that it's hard to, like, just have the, well, we're going to confidently breeze through the playoffs. If we can stay healthy, Matt Milano groin went out again yesterday. DeMar, we had, like, all our pieces missing yesterday on defense. So it definitely looked that way. But my fear is even when they're back, ugh. You know what I'm saying?
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Like, if I'm another coach or an opposing coach, I'm running a two-minute offense all game on the Buffalo Bills because sheesh.
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Right, I definitely feel better, though, that we played against Dan Campbell, man Campbell, excuse me, pardon me, who does the onside kick whenever he feels like it. And he has to let us know. I appreciate that one. I felt great at that moment. You talking to me during the year where my Boston Celtics have slain the dragon.
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You talking to me during the year that my Carolina Panthers have, not my Carolina, not my Carolina Panthers, my Florida Panthers have slain the dragon. You feel me? So I have, you're looking at championship city over here. So I feel like. It's that or bus, and they haven't shown me exactly what I need to be completely confident in their championship aspirations.
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And I'm only a Panthers fan because of Chris Cody and Michael Ryan. So they are my big dogs. You can't separate us, Dan.
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I will not bully my brother Jeremy. Jeremy, you did a phenomenal job, brother. Thank you, Juju. It's like a rapper, bro. They told you, hey, bro, go make a song. You came back with another one. You came back with another song. You did a good job. Now, they weren't necessarily, I don't know if they were Christmas songs specifically. That part is left up to debate. They were all Christmas songs.
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But at the same time. They were all phenomenal, bro. You did a great job each time. Because that's pressure. Thank you, Juju. We live. You know these folks are going to judge you on that. And you came back each time.
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Two words, Jeremy. Christmas album. I mean, if you can turn them around that fast. By the end of the week. You feel me? Come on now. Great. Yeah, you got it. Thank you.
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the criticism it wasn't that much today because of course it's one of the most special days of the year your birthday so most of the comments are coming in on that bro like people love you we got some people hold on let me uh see it's some people who like been listening for 20 years uh well this person says they would die for billy gill by saying tyreek hill is washed neither here nor there salute to the percolator
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but everybody's sentiments are just showing showing up saying how much they support you and how much you've gotten them through a tough time or you know what i mean same as me bro like since i'm here like bro happy birthday you're one of my best friends in the world i'm the oddest friend that you could possibly have and like you showing me friendship and kinship through times where bro you hired me during the pandemic whenever i had no kind of like
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choice I had no idea or plan for my future and you show love to a young black kid with tattoos on his face and said nah bro come come get on our ship and ride with us and sometimes I've been at the bottom of that ship turning but man bro I'm so happy to be a part of your family and I appreciate you coming in my life bro it's like thank you Dan like you know what I mean thank you so much Dan I love you bro
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And also, too, just out there, before we get out of here, just remember, this season is so, like, lonely. It's a happy season, for sure, but for the people who don't have people, it's the loneliest time of the year, man. So if you got a good family or a big family or just supporting your friends, bro, don't forget to send a text, bro. It takes two seconds out of the day.
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Send a text to your friend that you know that may not have been... had the best year or had the most family. It's so important, bro, because this time of the year, myself, bro, I got a mom, I got a daddy, but for some reason, the way I live my life, I be so alone and I shut down. So I appreciate every single time that somebody reach out and be like, bro, Merry Christmas, bro. Roy got me a gift.
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I couldn't believe it. That's why I leave with so much gift giving. I don't buy everybody in their gift shoes and all this kind of stuff because that's my love language. You feel me? So just make sure you reach out to your loved ones during this holiday season and let them know, bro, you are appreciated and you are loved.
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Two, will you please just get down?
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Exactly. The fact that you would ask this question to your listeners, Dan, is hilarious to me in itself. But 78% of the audience says throw it away ASAP.
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man this was close as heck 51 of the audience says yes 49 say no out of 1022 votes thus far uh juju i think you pronounced it pack and i think it's peck i think uh i think i understand why uh you would think it pack but it is it's a the way that nanny doogie said it nana not nanny It's a fine. A peck. That's a fine for me. A fine on me for the Venmo. I got to send the Venmo over.
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All right, get on Venmo. Yes, I'm going to wait for the polls. I'll revisit some of the questions from the show earlier. I think that the point of the Steelers season where it went wrong, that people ain't necessarily documented. As soon as these hard knock cameras came around, the season kind of went downhill. I don't think they got a win since HBO started following them, if I'm not correct.
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Right. Also, over the weekend, my brother Marcus Freeman, congratulations to a brother getting to the mountaintop, you feel me? But at the same time, I like to throw...
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the red challenge flag on him not using beijing in his hair because i've seen some damning photos over the weekend and i know my brother mike is the expert in this i am just a humble servant but i think that brother is using beijing neither here nor there because i salute my beijing brothers and users out there but a spade is being called a spade
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And I think that the Beijing brothers, hey, if you use Beijing, like when I get to that point, hey man, don't throw me a Beijing layer or lacquer or something, but I'm gonna promote it. I'm doing it. I'm gonna be like, bro, I'm not only the owner, I'm a client. You feel me? That vibe of energy. And so I think we need more people just to admit that y'all here on the scene. You feel me?
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Ain't no problem with it. Salute to Cooper. The Steelers.
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You're right about that, for sure. Also, over the weekend, I had one of the worst bad beats ever. It's not technically a bad beat because it has to be close to hitting our Thursday Thunder for this weekend. I think it's made a bad beat because now everyone, like... I was wanting A.J.
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Brown to get five and a half catches, and now he's known for reading a book while I was needing five catches from him. It was just so sad. So I feel like that's a bad beat. I owe the crowd and the audience something for losing again Thursday Thunder. You guys have my heart in your hands. Crush it. Thumbs up or thumbs down.
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juju do not uh you do not have to take this as hard as you yes i do yes i do this is serious draft king is trusting us to give the people good picks and i keep letting them down time well no two out of three if they bet them individually is good enough two out of three is good but it
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One catch. Oh, my goodness. Great cleats, though. Great cleats. I also think Billy was right as well early in the show where he was like NFL Network is getting away with some tricks. I was putting my parlays in, you know, right before I think Texans and Chargers getting ready for it. Turn the TV on. I seen Steelers, Raiders. And for two seconds, my heart dropped to my stomach.
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But I realized what was going on instantly. But I think he is right. They got to cut that out. Y'all can't do that, man. Dirty tricks by the NFL Network. Exactly. Dirty trades, man. Dirty trades. And I think it was also just enough football from the weekend. A lot of the people from the audience said it as well. It's not that we need to overload all the time.
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It's just some I had a good time watching the commercials. Like you say, you did. I'm learning about new shows. I'm using the restroom more than once every seven hours. So I think it was just the right amount of pace of football over the weekend.
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I think as we get older, we find ourselves longing for nostalgia. And I was just nostalgic about, dang, I have a game every single night until Monday, until Tuesday to look forward to. And that started last Wednesday with two fabulous NCAA games. I think, bro, this was the perfect weekend. And it's going to get smaller and smaller. So I loved it. Neither here nor there. Yeah.
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Right. And to echo that sentiment from YouTube, our YouTube audience, RX Damo says, the games were boring, but stakes. You feel me? And we had a couple of different opinions. Cloud Feet Creation said, feed him football. That's all he wants. So we got people all over the spectrum on that one. And to answer Stu Gotts' question earlier about Nick Sirianni, I think that...
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I watched the Eagles play with Eagles fans pretty frequently. And I'm here to tell you, they were firing Nick Sirianni after the win yesterday, big bro. Like, there's nothing Sirianni can really do to appease these fans because at a certain point, he start looking goofy. You know what I mean? Him and Jalen at the Super Bowl when Jalen seemed to be the more mature of the two.
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And then arguing with the fans. It's been a couple of things that they think now. Yes, our team is great. But if you attach a better coach with that and not, quote unquote, the goofball, you feel me that I've heard people say these are not my words. This is just I didn't I don't know anything or didn't talk to anybody.
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But the people who said this, they think that someone with an improve or Bill Belichick, they will make the Eagles legendary.
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Heute war ein wunderschöner Show, verstehst du mich? Twitter hat heute ein paar Fehler gemacht, also konnten wir nicht alle Posen aufnehmen. Bleibt dran, sie sind gleich da, sobald Elon sie zusammenhält. Aber ja, ich denke, Greg hat es auf den Kopf. LeBron hat jedes Recht, verrückt zu sein. als Stephen A., wenn du sagst, als Vater, Herz-zu-Herz-Part.
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Aber gleichzeitig ist LeBron James ein professioneller Basketballspieler. Er ist auf der Bühne gestanden und hat seine Hat aufgemacht. Er hat Adam Silvers Hand geschlagen. Das bedeutet, du bist, weißt du was ich meine, nicht unbedingt Kritik, aber dein Spiel kann durchgeführt werden.
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Und wenn wir so eine große Sache machen wie, oh, Bronny, er hat seine ersten Punkte gespielt, so eine große Sache machen wie, guck, der erste Vater-Duo, Vater-Sohn-Duo, um das Tor gleichzeitig zu nehmen. Einige dieser Dinge sind nicht unbedingt die Behandlung, die ein normaler G-Leaguer bekommt. Verstehst du mich? Also ist die andere Seite davon, sie zu kritizieren, wenn es nicht so gut aussieht.
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Ich wollte auch eine Frage für alle Mädchen im Haus stellen. Wie fühlst du dich bei der Situation von LeBron James und Stephen A.?
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Ja, ich verlinke auch die Posts in den Instagram-Feed. Ich habe die auch, aber wie gesagt, mit dem E-Line auf X, hat es mir ein bisschen Zeit genommen, es zusammen zu machen. Und mein Internet-Bildungs-Internet ist heute ein bisschen weg. Es ist ein verrückter Tag in der Jujugati-Haus-Haus-Haus. Es ist ein verrückter Tag. Ich bin froh, hier zu sein.
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Ja, er hat einen. Über den Wochenende habe ich viele Leute gefragt, ob sie den TV-Show Paradise angeschaut haben. Und sie haben gesagt, dass sie das danken, weil es ein tolles Show ist. Es hat mich dazu inspiriert, meine Top 10 TV-Shows von 2024 zu geben, die ich mir vorstellen kann. Okay.
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Nice. OLI, Top 10 TV Shows. Bad Monkey. Great show, great comedy from my brother Bill Lawrence. Vince Vaughn, I see you. Another OLI, The Landman. Pretty good show. Check it out if you can. Last OLI, Yellow Jackets. Those girls be trippin'.
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Number 10. Dark Matter. Apple Plus. Number 9. Different universes. Different worlds. Number 9. Disclaimer from Apple Plus. Oh, I thought you were making a disclaimer.
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Yes, sir. Number eight, Mr. and Mrs. Smith from Hulu.
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I'm still waiting for a CBS show over here. What's going on? Number seven. Showgun. CBS had the Landman and Yellow Jackets as well. Ah, there you go. I do dig it. I do dig it. Nummer 6, Lady in the Lake. Apple TV, I see you. Nummer 5, Fallout. Great show. Nummer 4, The Penguin.
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Nummer drei, presumed innocent. That one's good. Hell yeah.
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Yes, sir, I did.
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It stays together, in my opinion. It's eight episodes, you feel me? The guy re-upped for season two, so I think they gotta get in the lab and get it going, but it hasn't fallen apart just yet.
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Nummer 2, Paradise. Hast du das verstanden? Und Nummer 1, der Top-TV-Show von 2024, den ich mir vorstellen kann... The Day of the Jackal.
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Yes, sir.
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Not at all. Buffalo lost, you feel me? And I don't have to keep reminding you, Darius Slay is my third cousin, so I'm naturally an Eagles fan as well, as well as Leotis McKelvin. The only guy to ever make it from my city was an Eagle and a Bill. That's how I became a Bills and Eagles fan, you dig me? So it's pretty awesome. The Bills got to do their work, you know what I mean?
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There's no excuses for them. They got to get the job done, and they did not.
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Yes, sir. Absolutely. I have a half and half jersey like Dana Jacobson that wears that she got criticized for. And every time I wear that jersey, I get chastised from Bills fans and Eagles fans. So it's not it's not fun. But, hey, here we are.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, that's the thing. I didn't root for the Bills my entire life, only when Leotis McKelvin was drafted. And then Leotis McKelvin got his house TP'd, and he had a bad game one day, and Buffalo fans tore up his house, so they traded him to Philadelphia Eagles. So I'm like, yeah, they riding with my dog. You feel me? And then my cousin go, neither here nor there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I can be a fan of whoever y'all want me to be.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, sir. I have no criticisms at all. I'm all peace and love. Did you find it weird when the referee said, hi, I'm Ron Torbert? 82% of the audience says yes. Very weird.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Is Harry Connick Jr. a legend? Tight one. 54% of the audience says, no, he is not. Good. Look at Chris Cody.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Good job on the audience. Okay. Warren Corpus from Twitter says, Harry Connick Jr. is to New Orleans as Billy Gill is to Cartersville, Georgia. So, yeah. I don't know. Whoa, a fraud New Orleans person?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Also, congratulations, Billy. They took shots at you last week when you was at Super Bowl Road. I think it was very fantastic for you to have a day and people come up and show up for you, bro. Salute hats off. Who took shots at him?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Billy does, you know? Yeah, and it was raining a lot. Like, here in Atlanta and Cartersville that day, it was raining cats and dogs. So the fact that anyone showed up is a big salute. You dig?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Would you ever eat a chicken wing right after eating ice cream? This is a big one for me. If I hit this one, I'm three for three.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's a bad choice. 51% of the audience says, yes, you can. What a day.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Are you doing it all wrong if you're having ice cream in the second quarter? 51% of the audience says no, you are not. Holy shit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
At Tony Tenderoni from Twitter says, this is America, Jack. So I guess he voted no. You've got a right to, what does that mean?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Does Alex Smith win that game? 55% of the audience says no, he does not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Did Jimmy Johnson retire yesterday?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
76% of the audience says yes, he did.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, that's tomorrow. I'll bring up that story tomorrow. Happy Black History Month. Is Cincinnati a great American city? 69% of the audience says no, it is not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
did anyone enjoy bourbon street more than john ham 84 of the audience says no no one didn't 48 hours god bless football god bless football Unfair angle. Unfair. Yeah. Hey, Super Bowl, enough with the Roman numerals. 70% of the audience says, yes, enough is enough. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, Mike does have a good watch. I've seen that watch in person before. He has a couple good watches. So salute to Mike's wristwear. You dig it. If Jason Kelsey celebrated with his ex-teammates last night, is he a bad brother? That's a good question. That's a good question. It's a great sports radio.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
83% of the audience says no, he is not a bad brother. Oh, wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ha-ha as well. Move along.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah. Yeah, speaking of fines, the Joker of the Week, a quick Joker of the Week, the Dan Patrick Show cast, y'all can't do that after Dan's gone. No, no. Y'all talking behind folks' backs like that. Right, and they posted that clip. Why post that clip at all? It seemed a bit in poor taste, but salute to the Dan Patrick Show. Wait a minute.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
So look at Jessica. You've been holding it down, too. The last couple weeks, Jessica's been holding it down. Y'all been at the Super Bowl. She's been holding it down with cast mate after cast mate. So hats off to you, sis. Hats off. Everybody's hats off.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
His pickleball just glorified ping pong. Thank you. 84% of the audience says, yes, it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Congratulations to Josh Allen for winning MVP. Neither here nor there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Vernon Sage in der Kante ist ein super Heel-Move. Ich mag das für ihn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Hell yeah, but with the other fight that happened as well, Tank Davis versus Lamont Roach. Man, what a shame, bro. Lamont Roach got screwed over, man. Tank Davis was, he took a knee-mid fight. Usually in every other situation and circumstance, that's counted as a knockdown. He got to take a knee and say, oh, yeah, my hairstyle has put too much grease in my hair. Time out, time out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Come on, time out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Was machen wir? Was machen wir? Was machen wir? Zuerst einmal, warum würdest du es verurteilen, Sis? Sie war im Haus, watching the fight. Und sie hat wahrscheinlich gesagt, was ist das für ein Meme von dem Tim Robertson Show? Was zur Hölle? Du verurteilst mich für das? Das war so Busch League. Ich denke, Lamont hat sich auf das gemacht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Hell yeah, man. Everything that Tank threw at Lamont, he had accounted for it the entire fight. Maybe the first couple of rounds Lamont was filling them out, which Tank usually does. But around the 7th through 12th, Lamont was clearly the better man in that fight. And I think it does a disservice to the game of boxing, the sport of boxing, when you let results like that come about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Damn right. Nah, the audience loved it, man. I think the audience tuned in to David Sampson and Adnan's broadcast last night, which is still available online. Go check it out on YouTube if you missed the fellas. But yeah, I think Mike was definitely right, bro. Adrian Brody, build a bridge and get over your damn self. Like, sir, you don't tell the music man to stop. I've been here before.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
And then go on with two more minutes of boring, boringness. Like, you, sir, are the joker of the Oscars. Alongside, I think her name was Claremont, Duke Hall and Camille for singing the last 20 seconds of their Oscar-accepted speech. Salute, sis. Congratulations. But sis... Sis, come on, let's get off the stage.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
I think a couple of other good moments was when the Fire Chief had the Joker Part 2 joke. That made me pretty much laugh like hell. It was a lot of great moments for the Oscars. I think you gotta just stay patient with them, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Right. Justice for the Dune 2 producer who got cut off by the music and respected it. Justice for him. You feel me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Ja, ich denke, er war der glückliche Teil des Show. Wie Jessica gesagt hat, wenn er gesagt hat, dass wir nicht Zeit verlieren, warum verlieren wir Zeit? Viele seiner Transitions fühlten sich so an wie das alte Conan O'Brien-Show, einfach großartig zu sehen, verstehst du mich?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Ja. Wow, that was a great speech.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
What? I think integrity was out the window around Richard Simmons' costume. Like, I feel like, here we are, sir. We're in 2025. That's a point. Whole question updates, please.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Also Juju Watkins, Salute to Juju Watkins, going crazy against UCLA this weekend, dropping a 30 ball on their heads. Neither here nor there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
It's everywhere. It's a part two ever Oscar worthy. 52% of the audience says no it is not. Dang. Is Thunderball sharks with lasers on their heads? 76% of the audience says, yes it is. You guys were really disrespectful to the 007 franchise.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Is it rude to speculate on another man's tummy? 78% of the audience says, yes, it is very rude. Jessica, speaking the truths around here, yes. Rude boy. Is your spouse lying if they say that you are their best friend? This is amazing. I couldn't believe this. 61% der Zuschauer sagen, ja, sie lügen. Du bist nicht der beste Freund. Das ist immer ein guter Lied.
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Natürlich bist du mein bester Freund. Würde dein Hund dich essen, wenn du gestorben wärst? Rest in Peace zu Angie Stone, übrigens. 59% der Zuschauer sagen, ja, ihr Hund würde sie essen, wenn sie gestorben wären. Should be higher than that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
I'm no health expert, but people seem sicker. 86% of the audience says yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
And those are the polls.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
People were not upset, Dan. It's good to see all you guys, so beautiful people. People weren't upset, man. The breaking news is the breaking news, you dig me? Like, everybody was locked in. It's rare that we go so many days. These things be happening throughout the weekend, and they be wanting your responses on things. So people were very patient with you guys today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
However, JPNT17 says, Dear Levitar Show, y'all are on crack if you think the Celtics would trade Tatum for Luka.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Nice. Also, too, I think this has happened before, Dan. I remember on Radio Row a couple of years ago, I asked Justin Fields, how did he feel about the blockbuster trade sending Kevin Durant to the Suns? So I think that there hasn't been nothing of this magnitude, but the NBA has been playing with this week for a couple of years now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, I mean, I can send you the video. Okay. Me and Justin Fields, where we at in the Kevin Durant being traded. All right. Right on the spot. All right, my bad. You feel me? It's all good. No, nobody's bad ever. That's the thing. It's New Year. That's not true at all. Nobody's bad. Nah, nobody's bad at anything. Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Aye, aye, aye. Also $2 for calling me Guillermo the other day, but that's neither here nor there. Did you know that Nico Harrison was the Mavs GM before you realized his incompetence? 86 of the audience said no. Oh, wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Also, has the iPad replaced the newspaper as the thing that you bring into the bathroom? 75% of the audience says, yes, it has.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right. I don't think that he doesn't have plans on being there for 10 years. That's what legendary coaches do and plan for. So I think that the GM was a little bit goofy in that moment. But salute to him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Did we not? Yes, sir. Absolutely awkward. The look on Jason's kid's face was priceless. You dig me? Are you a fan of the Pro Bowl? 92% of the audience says no, they are not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Is it wrong if a Jim Nance interview takes place anywhere other than in front of a fireplace? 90% of the audience says yes, it is very wrong.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm glad we got Mike Ryan here today. What's up, brother? You're looking beautiful as always. Someone from Twitter, however, says Mike Ryan is skating on the Eagles won't make the playoffs this year take.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, salute to you, Mike. Accountability at its finest. Man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He did warn us all. He did warn us all because some of that Wimby stuff be looking like, okay, this brother didn't even jump. I'm like, okay, what are we doing? Neither here nor there. Is the number 77 the opposite of slimming? 85% of the audience says yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right, and they didn't have to give up the rookie castle or Vassell. I think that the Spurs just put themselves in the conversation for that championship. Sometime soon, maybe not this year, but they have a bright future in San Antonio.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right. That's scary. So scary. Is the Impractical Jokers somewhere on your TV at all times? 64% of the people says yes, it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right. That and ridiculousness.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
How is that possible? It is ridiculousness. I don't know, brother. America is happening right now. Everything is happening. And speaking of happening, salute to Kendrick Lamar for a clean sweep last night at the Grammys. Beyonce with album of the year. Oh, my God. The Grammys was so entertaining. I came into the Grammys thinking, oh, here we go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm going to have to get chaperoned over the head to death. But I'm like, dang, chaperone is a cool person. She spoke and advocated for people. Sabrina Carpenter was everything. Hats off to the Grammys last night. It was phenomenal.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I mean, like Mike said, Chris said, the outfits were pretty crazy. I think that Kanye and his wife, they definitely took a chance last night and got the heck on. I don't know. It was a lot... I don't want to be critical of these people because they live in their own lives. But when you've got kids walking around those red carpets and everything, it's kind of hard to stomach some of that stuff.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
But salute, hats off to everybody. Hats off to also just the production, Dolce. It's just a lot of names who just really stepped up last night and just did a great job.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, man. So somebody throw the dead fish in Dan's lap. I'm actually on the way to a funeral after this shortly. And the timing was a little different. You feel me? I threw on the Mexico hat just to show my brothers and sisters support. You feel me? I'll take off my hat.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's all good, brother. I love you guys. See you later, Drew.
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People were not upset, Dan. It's good to see all you guys, so beautiful people. People weren't upset, man. The breaking news is the breaking news, you dig me? Like, everybody was locked in. It's rare that we go so many days. These things be happening throughout the weekend, and they be wanting your responses on things. So people were very patient with you guys today.
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However, JPNT17 says, Dear Levitar Show, y'all are on crack if you think the Celtics would trade Tatum for Luka.
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Nice. Also, too, I think this has happened before, Dan. I remember on Radio Row a couple of years ago, I asked Justin Fields, how did he feel about the blockbuster trade sending Kevin Durant to the Suns? So I think that there hasn't been nothing of this magnitude, but the NBA has been playing with this week for a couple of years now.
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Yeah, I mean, I can send you the video. Okay. Me and Justin Fields, where we at in the Kevin Durant being traded. All right. Right on the spot. All right, my bad. You feel me? It's all good. No, nobody's bad ever. That's the thing. It's New Year. That's not true at all. Nobody's bad. Nah, nobody's bad at anything. Okay.
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Aye, aye, aye. Also $2 for calling me Guillermo the other day, but that's neither here nor there. Did you know that Nico Harrison was the Mavs GM before you realized his incompetence? 86 of the audience said no. Oh, wow.
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Also, has the iPad replaced the newspaper as the thing that you bring into the bathroom? 75% of the audience says, yes, it has.
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Right. I don't think that he doesn't have plans on being there for 10 years. That's what legendary coaches do and plan for. So I think that the GM was a little bit goofy in that moment. But salute to him.
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Yes, sir. Absolutely awkward. The look on Jason's kid's face was priceless. You dig me? Are you a fan of the Pro Bowl? 92 percent of the audience says no, they are not.
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Is it wrong if a Jim Nance interview takes place anywhere other than in front of a fireplace? 90% of the audience says yes, it is very wrong.
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I'm glad we got Mike Ryan here today. What's up, brother? You're looking beautiful as always. Someone from Twitter, however, says Mike Ryan is skating on the Eagles won't make the playoffs this year take.
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Yeah, salute to you, Mike. Accountability at its finest. Man.
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He did warn us all. He did warn us all because some of that Wimby stuff be looking like, okay, this brother didn't even jump. I'm like, okay, what are we doing? Neither here nor there. Is the number 77 the opposite of slimming? 85% of the audience says yes.
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Right, and they didn't have to give up the rookie castle or Vassell. I think that the Spurs just put themselves in the conversation for that championship. Sometime soon, maybe not this year, but they have a bright future in San Antonio.
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Right. That's scary. So scary. Is the Impractical Jokers somewhere on your TV at all times? 64% of the people says yes, it is.
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Right. That and ridiculousness.
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How is that possible? It is ridiculousness. I don't know, brother. America is happening right now. Everything is happening. And speaking of happening, salute to Kendrick Lamar for a clean sweep last night at the Grammys. Beyonce with album of the year. Oh, my God. The Grammys was so entertaining. I came into the Grammys thinking, oh, here we go.
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I'm going to have to get chaperoned over the head to death. But I'm like, dang, chaperone is a cool person. She spoke and advocated for people. Sabrina Carpenter was everything. Hats off to the Grammys last night. It was phenomenal.
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I mean, like Mike said, Chris said, the outfits were pretty crazy. I think that Kanye and his wife, they definitely took a chance last night and got the heck on. I don't know. It was a lot. I don't want to be critical of these people because they live in their own lives. But when you've got kids walking around those red carpets and everything, it's kind of hard to stomach some of that stuff.
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But salute, hats off to everybody. Hats off to also just the production, Dolce. It's just a lot of names who just really stepped up last night and just did a great job.
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Oh, man. So somebody throw the dead fish in Dan's lap. I'm actually on the way to a funeral after this shortly. Oh, no. And the timing was a little different. You feel me? I threw on the Mexico hat just to show my brothers and sisters support. You feel me? Thank you. I'll take off my hat. You feel me?
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It's all good, brother. I love you guys. See you later, Drew.