Juju Gotti
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Dan, you are going to be pleased because that is not what the audience is ablaze about today, John John. So you're safe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Look, they're always ablaze about something or other. I just have I would like to start by
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
just updating some polls first to give us some holiday cheer you feel me yes our office christmas party is a great time for enthusiasm and dreams or horrible obligations and 85 of the audience said a horrible ab obligation that's higher than i thought that's on me that's uh that's all right it's not really cheerful yeah okay how about this one okay do you like this company office christmas party all right 71 of the audience said no
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Happy holidays, everyone.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
That's the one that they send you. That's the two Americas. But also, it brought joy to my heart today that, because I know Greg don't listen to these post-game shows just routinely as I listen to the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
You did me. But also, he said that he wanted to see the three-point layup. And if you refer to yesterday, I said, bro, three-point dunks. You feel me? If you dunk on somebody, three points.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yeah, but then we still got it to the point where we needed to say that, yeah, it still needs some workshopping, but I think me and you, Greg, can get in the lab and pretty much come up with something by, I say, top of the year. Hello, let's have a meeting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Hell yeah. Absolutely. I mean, they did a good, they tried to make it seem like he was in Vegas wasting time, but I was locked in to the tournament. It wasn't as, I didn't see the performance from the OKC that I assumed I would get, but at the same time, I was thoroughly entertained. Thoroughly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yes, sir. Appreciate you, bro. And I want to shout you out, too, during this Christmas holidays, too. Like, during the break I took, like, bro, Amin is one of the funniest people in the world. So him sending me a little joke here and there or him just checking in with me, it lifts my spirit so much.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
So in front of the whole world, bro, I want to say thank you and I appreciate you and your friendship throughout, just since I've known you, bro. Now you made it awkward.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
I mean, crispy lineup. Crispy lineup.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Dan, also, $100 fine for killing Michael K in front of Michael K for some odd reason.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Whenever we find out a system, whenever we find out a new finding system, you're negative 100 already off the bat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
You're too right. He was like, bro, did you hear something about me? And salute to that whole segment, bro. I had a smile on my face the entire segment. Even David Sampson asked. I was laughing at him today with the other brothers from the New York Brothers. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
i don't know you know it's caucasian two americas but i love all three of them brothers it was it was a great great segment and the whole time bro i was like dang this this is what it feel like like this is what this is the feeling that i had when i came into the show like the hijinks and they're just a fun like without a 10-year funeral like that's
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
I had said goodbye to them already.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Michael K was like, if the Yankees would have did this or another, they could have easily went to L.A. and got their last game. And David Sands said, well, if I was age-feeding Kedunk, and Michael K was like, you won't and you won't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yeah, that definitely set the chat on fire. People love seeing him, and me personally, I can't tell what's a bit and what's real anymore, so I didn't lend any kind of emotion to it. I just saw it as two brothers who are talking shop, you know?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Well, all I know is I love that brother. Michael, if you can hear my voice, just know I love you. People still love you online. People love a meme. It was like a Team Edward, Team Jacob situation. And so I think it was a healthy banter. Sorry if anybody was offended. I'm sure that wasn't anybody's intentions. But just know that it was great content, and I'm sorry if anybody was offended in that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Much love, Juju. Thank you, sir. Yes, sir. Good luck in the playoffs, unless you play me. I got your son, Michael, first round. All right, go through him to get to me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
They just started making those jerseys back available, actually. Oh, for real? Because they, like Mitchell and Ness and the people who make the Deons, they didn't do that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
If I beat you in the championship, you help me publish my next book and vice versa.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, I'm an old school guy, and my friends hate it. Everybody probably hate it. I prefer calls.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Like, I hate text messages, bro, because it could be read a certain way, and their voice that they're putting on there versus the voice I said it in, versus... And so that birthday is tricky, because you're right, you get a hundred of those, and then I think you have a perfect platform to be able to just... Answer them all right now. On camera, live. You know what I mean?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Everybody who sent me the shout out, thank you so much. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We'll put it out on social for you. You know what?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Okay, a lot of the audience says that we're a bit heavy on the Luigi's.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Because Rose was sitting there. Salute to Rose. Rose is sitting there answering you. Say it again, Rose. Luigi Mangione. Say it again.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Tony was mad as hell. See, I know Tony in real life. That was a mad Tony we saw.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
She just helped Tony make the segment perfect. That's all. They just needed a little bit of dash of Tony and a little scoop of Rose today. That's all it was. Speaking of Rose, right now, Levitaraf.com, Justice for Rose shirts are available right now. You feel me? And Angel, he got a lot of new designs. Check them out right now, Levitaraf.com.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I think it was more so the mustache getting all in his mouth. It was a lot going on, so we're going to get my boy Mulligan on that one. He'll be back. You feel me? MMA Hangout did great this weekend. He got 100 bounce backs. You dig me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Well, actually, a little less funny, but just a little. That number two was long as hell with Johnny Manziel with the 40 burgers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Salute, man. He got the goods, though. Also, moving on. Bro, some of us out here actually love the NBA Cup, for real, for real. Like, I think the NBA Cup is extremely awesome. I think it's fun. You get an extra 500 if you're a player in your bank account instantly. And I know that sometimes, like... We get it. We get bought out in the weeds.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We just got to remember to support our brothers and sisters. Amin was at the Cup. Let's give him some support.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right, exactly. I think that those people got to remember that I don't necessarily give a damn about FIU baseball, but I tune in. Whenever Chris there and Billy there, I tune in. I don't give a damn about camping out all weekend for Mickey Cabrera's 5,000th bunt, but hey, my brother loves it. I'm going to love it. You know what I mean? So we can't just keep poo-pooing stuff that we don't like.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It goes up to the top when it comes to the politics. Just because we don't like it, that don't mean we got to poo-poo it. Especially, look, if DraftKings like it, we love it, remember? You did during the contract year. Let's not poo-poo the Emirates Cup, especially when we show Pitbull Stadium a lot of attention. We show it, you know what I mean, and we don't give a damn. Sorry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Other top... Masked Singer, Masked Singer, Forged by Fire, Below Deck. Oh, bro, I done gave a damn about a lot of stuff my boy give a damn about. So I just want the same energy return when it come to us, man. We love hoops, man. But I do got a solution for the casual fan. NBA, I think that it is a bit much to see them three-pointers getting marched all day game, bro.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Like, it gets a bit boring, especially for the casual fan. So I think we should make dunks on somebody, worth three points. You dig me? Follow me. If you are in the painted area and somebody dunks the ball, three points. Because guess what? That's going to make the high flyers get back to flying. And it's going to sometimes make the defenders get up in there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's going to cause for way more exciting posters, way more moments where you can see the cowardice of someone running out. I think it's make dunks great again, make them worth three points on somebody's head.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Today, do you feel fancy when you say the name Zach Carbonet? And 82% of the audience says yes. They feel very fancy by saying that name. Also, do you shout free play? In your living room, whenever someone jumps off sites, 81% of the audience says yes. Who are those 19%?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, for the first time in history last night, Skorogami made a mistake. Skorogami put out some stuff. I don't know if this was real or not. Maybe I got catfished. But I think Skorogami put out an update that 12-0 never had been scored. The community note has came around. I'm pretty sure I'm probably being...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right. It's saying this information is incorrect. The Minnesota Vikings beat the Chicago Bears 30-12. And my thing is, if Scorigami now is making mistakes, like, what is this world I live in? I do not recognize the oxygen in this consciousness anymore if Scorigami is going to get it wrong. Because I trust them more than I trust, like, family. You feel me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, sir. Thank you all.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yes, I'm happy to be back. Last week, Thursday Thunder was a poop on the street. A stinking turd. Sponsored by me. So I take accountability. I'm sorry, America. What was I thinking? But tonight... I see Justin Herbert throwing to my brother Stone Smart. The biggest, the baddest since Will the Thrill Dishley has been out with an injury.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Stone Smart has stepped up and I dare I say he will catch over 3.5 catches tonight against your Denver Broncos.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yes, and you can also catch this fade, you know, or not catch this fade. It's up to you, ladies and gentlemen. Moving on to the league that needs a three-point dunk instituted some kind of way in the paint. Walker Kessler, gangster, the biggest gangster in Utah, Walker Kessler. He will get over 10.5 points tonight against your Detroit Pistons.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
You know what that is? That's an early birthday present for our big brothers and sisters at DraftKings, baby. On the spot. You just witnessed a live miracle. So, yes, over 9.5 points tonight from big gangster Kessler. You dig me? And the third leg. The third leg, we gon' travel, we gon' stay in the association, but we gon' visit my brother, Tom Haverstraw Land.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Because if you didn't know, Tom Haverstraw is on the call for the Portland Trail Blazers every day. Check my boy out. So you got to know, I'm going with my dawg, Toumani Khmer, tonight, over 8.5 points. Because, bruh, he from Georgia, he went to Georgia with Ant-Man. I always love his game, and I know that after this break, he is invigorated. He wanna give us nine points tonight, so...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Over 8.5 points tonight for two money. Come here. All right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Ass on the line. My ass is on the line. And guess what? Gambling problem, hope NY. Dial it right now because guess what? We gamble responsibly around here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
That was a shocker to a lot of people today. Also, too, before I get to this, I mean, great point with the go Paul George thing with the underdogs you did. Oh my God, off the top rope, frog splash. But the question that has the internet ablaze today is does college Mike have abs? Rumor. Holy moly. Without working out, 75% of the audience says no, he does not. I'm sorry, Mike.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yeah. I think those are abs, especially coming from a sit-downer like myself. Those are abs. I wish I had those abs. Really?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
If you live in an ab house, don't throw stones, however that works. What else you got for us, Juju? Well, sticking to the code, can you have six-pack abs without working out? 72% of the audience says no, you cannot.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
I got a homeboy named Saul Solomon. He had the house. He had six-pack abs his entire life, and he hasn't worked out a day, and he drinks more than everybody. So that person does exist, but, yeah, he's just not as common.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
That is a hater meme. Oh, jealous.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
There's nothing going to top that, bro. I feel like I know the hour we got one. You're welcome.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
thank you brother first of all happy birthday and also let the people know I sat there and had that entire conversation and I let you know as a caveat at the end brother you know I love you because the bills are playing that's right you did nothing wrong you didn't do anything wrong I did the wrong thing by not checking the schedule when I was calling you It's all good. But, yeah, it feels good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
But, man, that defense is so trash that it's hard to, like, just have the, well, we're going to confidently breeze through the playoffs. If we can stay healthy, Matt Milano groin went out again yesterday. DeMar, we had, like, all our pieces missing yesterday on defense. So it definitely looked that way. But my fear is even when they're back, ugh. You know what I'm saying?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
Like, if I'm another coach or an opposing coach, I'm running a two-minute offense all game on the Buffalo Bills because sheesh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
Right, I definitely feel better, though, that we played against Dan Campbell, man Campbell, excuse me, pardon me, who does the onside kick whenever he feels like it. And he has to let us know. I appreciate that one. I felt great at that moment. You talking to me during the year where my Boston Celtics have slain the dragon.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
You talking to me during the year that my Carolina Panthers have, not my Carolina, not my Carolina Panthers, my Florida Panthers have slain the dragon. You feel me? So I have, you're looking at championship city over here. So I feel like. It's that or bus, and they haven't shown me exactly what I need to be completely confident in their championship aspirations.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
And I'm only a Panthers fan because of Chris Cody and Michael Ryan. So they are my big dogs. You can't separate us, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
I will not bully my brother Jeremy. Jeremy, you did a phenomenal job, brother. Thank you, Juju. It's like a rapper, bro. They told you, hey, bro, go make a song. You came back with another one. You came back with another song. You did a good job. Now, they weren't necessarily, I don't know if they were Christmas songs specifically. That part is left up to debate. They were all Christmas songs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
But at the same time. They were all phenomenal, bro. You did a great job each time. Because that's pressure. Thank you, Juju. We live. You know these folks are going to judge you on that. And you came back each time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
Two words, Jeremy. Christmas album. I mean, if you can turn them around that fast. By the end of the week. You feel me? Come on now. Great. Yeah, you got it. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
the criticism it wasn't that much today because of course it's one of the most special days of the year your birthday so most of the comments are coming in on that bro like people love you we got some people hold on let me uh see it's some people who like been listening for 20 years uh well this person says they would die for billy gill by saying tyreek hill is washed neither here nor there salute to the percolator
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
but everybody's sentiments are just showing showing up saying how much they support you and how much you've gotten them through a tough time or you know what i mean same as me bro like since i'm here like bro happy birthday you're one of my best friends in the world i'm the oddest friend that you could possibly have and like you showing me friendship and kinship through times where bro you hired me during the pandemic whenever i had no kind of like
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
choice I had no idea or plan for my future and you show love to a young black kid with tattoos on his face and said nah bro come come get on our ship and ride with us and sometimes I've been at the bottom of that ship turning but man bro I'm so happy to be a part of your family and I appreciate you coming in my life bro it's like thank you Dan like you know what I mean thank you so much Dan I love you bro
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
And also, too, just out there, before we get out of here, just remember, this season is so, like, lonely. It's a happy season, for sure, but for the people who don't have people, it's the loneliest time of the year, man. So if you got a good family or a big family or just supporting your friends, bro, don't forget to send a text, bro. It takes two seconds out of the day.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
Send a text to your friend that you know that may not have been... had the best year or had the most family. It's so important, bro, because this time of the year, myself, bro, I got a mom, I got a daddy, but for some reason, the way I live my life, I be so alone and I shut down. So I appreciate every single time that somebody reach out and be like, bro, Merry Christmas, bro. Roy got me a gift.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
I couldn't believe it. That's why I leave with so much gift giving. I don't buy everybody in their gift shoes and all this kind of stuff because that's my love language. You feel me? So just make sure you reach out to your loved ones during this holiday season and let them know, bro, you are appreciated and you are loved.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes with JuJu Gotti
Two, will you please just get down?