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Chapter 1: What is 'Against the Spread' and how do the hosts make their picks?
that's right it's time for against the spread can i uh can i put a disclaimer out there on against the spread given that i am telling you juju cares deeply about the picks he makes he researches them and more often than not he gets two out of three except when gary payton jr stinks and you can't even get an assist and a half out of dance talking about thursday thunder we are doing against the
I'm talking about his general gambling advice. Let's go over to Roy.
Chapter 2: What are Roy's predictions for the Florida Panthers vs. Toronto Maple Leafs game?
Round two, game five, Florida Panthers at Toronto Maple Leafs. The Panthers are the favorites tonight at one and a half goals.
Everyone knows that.
Yes. The underdogs have covered the puck line in each of the Panthers' last 11 games at Scotiabank Arena. That's not going to happen tonight because the Panthers are the favorites and they are going to win. They are the favorites at a goal and a half against the Spurs.
Billy, bring us home. I'm going to keep it at Scotiabank. And I'm going to take the Maple Leafs plus one. Oh, you dog. You dog. Now, the last time we were in this scenario, I proudly took the Panthers because Chris Cody and Mike Ryan told me Panthers bounce back. That's what they do. Hello, Dolly. Yeah, they did not cover that one and a half point spread that day.
Not saying the Panthers are going to lose. I'm just saying I don't think that they're going to win by two goals tonight. I got a lot of shit for that last time I did that. What are you doing? You were right. And I was wrong because I took bad advice. So now I'm... Roy, I think of you as my muse. So when you did that a couple weeks ago, my ideas mill of sorts...
And when you did that a couple weeks ago, I said, you know what? I should have gone with Roy. I shouldn't have gone against him. And I did. So I'm going to take inspiration from you last week, and I'm going to take your pick. And you're taking my pick, I know, as I'm your ideas, Bill.
The bet is over. And I lost last week, unfortunately. He's still going against me, though. Well, he's going against you. Against the world! Roy! He's going against you, but what he's also doing is choosing this sweet, cowardly spot where he picks against your team, but not enough that your team's going to lose.
Not his team. Our team. Our Ice Cats. I'm watching tonight.
All right, Juju, I'm sorry it's a big one tonight, and I don't know whether Juju cares about the Florida Panthers. A lot of times people care about stuff around here because we're caring about the teams. I want to apologize publicly to DraftKings and to Juju that I still don't know the difference between against the spread and Thursday Thunder. It's only been four years, Dan.
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Chapter 3: How did the hosts react to recent basketball playoff performances and injuries?
Yes, it hurts so very badly. It hurts even more having to see you guys kind of just jump on the Knicks bandwagon just because the Celtics are losing. It's like my brother Amin, who I love, who I shared a special moment last year with, tears were in my eyes as the Celtics confetti was falling from the sky. He was right there with me. And now look at him, Brutus. Look, this is a
LJ and seeing Zaz's ugly mugged his smile. He put his fingers in his face and made a smile just because he was so happy that the Boston Celtics had lost. And then you, Dan, I'll tell you, you hoped for an injury. It's been rough, but... Yes, yes. It's not a woe. This is what happened on television.
Yeah, I'm sorry. Well, but you did understand that I was just like a little pinky toe or something. I didn't I didn't specify what kind of injury. I didn't want a major injury. I wasn't rooting for him. Is there no distinction there?
No, not at all. No distinction. But for the last time, I may get to do this. We are the champions. It's been a great run. I'll see you guys again probably in 2027.
While we're burying former champions, the Nuggets are 2-5 in the playoffs when Jokic has a 40-point game. Non-Jokic Nuggets went 11-53 outside of four feet. That's that is defense, too, though. That is defense. Twenty point eight percent shooting and shooting in the fourth quarter. Jokic four for six. The rest of the Nuggets won for 15.
Terrible. The supporting cast has to step up. It's the Michael Porter juniors of the world. It's the Christian Browns of the world. Like you got to knock down those big shot and those shots in those clutch moments or else your hero is going to be a hero. But he's still going to get slain.
Player weed names. Surely you can do better than we did.
Yes. I like everybody to close their eyes and thinking about puffing on a pack of precious. That's a good one. Yeah, I think that would be a good one. Also puffing on a little bit of maybe a weed strand. The Haywood Highsmith.
He's better at this. You're good at this, Juju. Yes, he's better. He was listening and saying they're terrible at it. They don't know how to do it. Dry sidle, Dan? Really? Dry sidle?
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Chapter 4: What are some funny athlete names that sound like weed, according to the hosts?
Right, right. And of the last, like, 20 years, too. I'll add that on there. OLI, knocked up. Strong. Hell yeah. F*** you, hormones. Also, OLI, I love you, man. One of my favorite rom-coms ever. I love that movie. Hell yeah. Number five, Pineapple Express. Sorry, I undercut you there, Juju. I thought the hurricane season was over. Number four, the underrated, criminally underrated, Hall Pass.
How much ice does it take for a polar bear to, well, whatever.
Yeah, enough to break the ice. Number three, old school. It's part-time, dick. Jeez. Yep, you my boy, Blue. Number two, super bad. You got to know. And number one, the 40-year-old virgin. Classic.
I think we might have arrived in a new conversational space. I thought the wheelhouse of this show and sophomoric men in general was some form of 90s baseball. But sitting around talking about movies you like, staring at each other and just doing lines for each other, I believe is the greatest of the love languages.
Chapter 5: What are the hosts' top 5 favorite R-rated comedies?
It's the ultimate guy thing. Like girls never do that. It's pathetic. It's such a guy thing. Women also. Women.
Also, I think I would like to put on the record, Chris, you are an amazing EP. You have been doing a great job. I think no one's better for the job than you. You feel me?
Dang it. Thank you, Juju.
Hear that, Dan?
Whoa. You had to say kinda.
I mean, hey, just to answer my calls.
Thanks, Juju.
We're not done yet. We've got to get to polls. We've got to get to polls. Oh, yeah. Look at him. Look at him. Oh, we've got food outside. He's such a confident executive producer.
He's in charge.
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