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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Thu, 27 Feb 2025

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Chapter 1: What is Thursday Thunder and who are the key players?

16.891 - 24.814 DraftKings Network Announcer

Look out. Look out. It's Thursday Thunder. It's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The crown is yours. Juju, go ahead.

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26.167 - 50.909 Juju Gotti

Yes sir, Thursday Thunder, you dig it? You got to know, we always one leg away, you dig it? But this Thursday, we going full force, man. We going to start off with Air Gordon himself, the guy who was cheated out of a slam dunk championship himself. We're going over 13.5 points with him tonight because he's going to Milwaukee. And them boys got a lot of points to prove right now.

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50.989 - 79.854 Juju Gotti

A lot of chatter about who the best in the West. I think my brother Eric Gordon is going to get 13.5 for sure. Seven dunks. Seven alley-oop dunks. Yes, sir. Second leg, we're going to the Hollywood Lakers. You dig it? Rui, the rooster, Hachimari. I'm going with him over 14.5 points tonight. He low-key been one of their motors, you dig it? Like, when he's playing good, they're playing good.

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79.874 - 83.015 Juju Gotti

I mean, why are you laughing? Why are you laughing at him?

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Chapter 2: Why is JuJu Gotti's nickname for Rui Hachimura 'The Rooster'?

83.235 - 88.996 Mike

I know Juju made that up right now on the spot. The rooster? The rooster. The rooster? Hell yeah.

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89.577 - 91.077 Juju Gotti

You feel me? I'm in the booth.

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91.837 - 96.438 Mike

I reminded me of your dad. Your dad would just create these nicknames for people.

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97.138 - 120.864 Juju Gotti

The rooster is going to definitely get 14.5 points tonight, dog. When he's playing good, the L.A. Lakers are playing phenomenal. And for the last leg, I'm going to stick with those Lakers. Luka Vandross, a.k.a. Huka Doncic. The world is all over him right now thinking that Man, they're doing so good. They're the victors in the trade. Well, I think my boy Luka Doncic, a.k.a.

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Chapter 3: Is Luka Doncic expected to score big in the upcoming game?

120.924 - 131.667 Juju Gotti

Luka Vandross, will not get 26.5 points tonight. I'm going under on Luka Doncic. 26.5 points tonight, daddy. You got to dig it.

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132.467 - 140.87 Mike

Dad, what did your dad used to call James Harden? He had a funny nickname for him. The Running Beard. He just, he just, he wasn't.

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141.33 - 146.333 Amin Elhassan

It wasn't the most creative of nicknames, but he called him that for six straight years.

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147.454 - 148.255 Juju Gotti

Straight to the point.

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149.636 - 166.687 Amin Elhassan

Juju, your thoughts on today's show, the audience's thoughts on today's show. It was a bit of a grind today. I saw Jessica yawning several times. I saw Amin looking at his watch. It seems like a lot of people were inattentive today. Mike wasn't looking? No.

168.387 - 188.574 Juju Gotti

alex from twitter al19 he says dan is very clearly the evil cat and not billy gill and i agree brother nobody saw a mean looking at his watch except the shit stirrer himself without that shit stuttery you be stirring you sir are a shit stirrer all right i uh i put the turd and shit stirrer

Chapter 4: Why is Dan Le Batard accused of being a 'shit stirrer'?

190.234 - 210.791 Amin Elhassan

At Levitard Show, put it on the poll. Is Dan a shit, sir? I've been accused. The final word has been spoken. Yeah, it's been a show construct for 20 years. I'm stunned that you guys just noticed it. It works. Yeah. I could keep denying it if you want, but it would seem silly. I've been doing that for 20 years. Any other commentary?

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211.833 - 224.925 Juju Gotti

Okay, the buzzer beater from Brother Last Night, which we made the sound effects on, I think that sound effect sounds like Jose Altuve in the dugout realizing that a fastball is on the way.

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224.946 - 230.391 Amin Elhassan

The hitting of the trash can. Let's play that sound again.

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232.968 - 237.953 Jessica

Gillespie for three. Goal or no, Holloman looks the clock.

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Chapter 5: What are the reactions to Paul George's mid-season retirement?

238.193 - 244.198 Amin Elhassan

Half court for the win. Oh!

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244.218 - 264.407 Juju Gotti

Oh, my goodness! Holloman for the win. 1,000%, Juju. That was so good. Right down the middle. Also, Podcast P retiring mid-season. That's the Chris Powell meme where he hits a big three, cuts the lead to 42. The Sixers are terrible. You should have done this back in August, brother. But much salute, much power to my brother, Paul George.

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266.108 - 284.931 Amin Elhassan

That seems insincere. Salute and much power. filing the criticism that everyone else is filing. There's no one taking the other side on this, right? Paul George, there's just jokes here. There's no one supporting Paul George, hitting him on the back and saying, that's a wise move and a good sacrifice for you to make on behalf of your team.

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285.011 - 299.1 Mike

Like if he had just not said the word championship, if he said, I got to get my body right and I want to close the season stronger, we would have been like, man, this is a little too late, but like, okay. Help my team try to make the playoffs, right? Not even that.

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299.2 - 307.028 Jessica

The play-in tournament? Not even that. You can't even mention what a goal would be? Just, I want to get right and help these guys finish the season strong.

307.168 - 317.559 Mike

Just trying to finish the season strong. I need to get my body right and my mind right. That's it. That's it. The moment he starts introducing team goals, because it's like, what the hell? What are you talking about?

317.765 - 335.434 Jessica

Yeah, but that's where he needs to prove that dropping the podcast is worth it. I mean, he needs to show what his goals are. Because if it was just, I got to get my body right, who cares? Or just not, you know, also you don't have to announce anything. Just stop like Duncan Robinson did. Duncan Robinson just stopped doing his podcast.

335.554 - 342.351 Juju Gotti

We all had to ask a year later, hey, what happened to that? Right. It made the loss against the Knicks last night sting a little more. Nine in a row.

342.491 - 363.202 Amin Elhassan

We didn't talk at all about the Pistons today beating the Celtics by 20 last night. The Celtics being that far behind Cleveland surprises me even after a championship hangover like that. No one saw that one coming. Pistons? No, Cleveland – well, the Pistons are better than most people thought they were. They're a young team. They're a fun team.

Chapter 6: How did the Pistons manage to beat the Celtics by 20 points?

391.744 - 391.844 Dan Le Batard

Jeez.

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391.864 - 392.605 Mike

Look at me, Leroy.

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392.625 - 398.149 Dan Le Batard

What's going on here, man? Hey, hey, hey. Oh, oh, oh. Famously black Louies.

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400.23 - 404.951 Amin Elhassan

Louis Armstrong. Armstrong. There are white Leroy's. Satchmo. Name one. Leroy Neiman.

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406.491 - 414.733 Mike

Never heard of him. Got your ass. The famous photographer. I thought you were talking about Leonard Nimoy. Yes, that's what I thought too. Dan, you messed it up again.

414.753 - 419.654 DraftKings Network Announcer

Where did look at me Leroy come from?

419.674 - 423.855 Amin Elhassan

I thought Mike hit that wandering around the studio.

425.592 - 441.659 Juju Gotti

You were saying, Juju. The way I was also talking about Kevin Durant earlier, I feel like that's a smidgen off, you dig? Because I don't see him as a failure. I think it's some of what Mike is talking about with Lionel Messi. Here in America, we've been conditioned to see that.

442.179 - 467.249 Juju Gotti

if he doesn't win the mls championship he must be a failure well i like to point y'all attention back to last summer team usa versus serbia changed my entire life everybody who on that team usa roster is a winner to me a champion i don't give a damn joelle and bead is a winner to me you feel me some of these things are just that means so much to other people around the world we got other people celebrating the fact that they made it to the group tournament

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