The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
Thu, 27 Mar 2025
It's time to determine who in our universe is the biggest germaphobe, but somehow it leads to David being invited to an orgy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is Thursday Thunder?
All right, it's time for Thursday Thunder presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju.
Chapter 2: Who are JuJu Gotti's March Madness picks?
Thursday Thunder is among us yet again. Last week, of course, two out of three, same bat story, same bat channel. But this week, March Madness is on the rise. And I'm going to start with the first leg with my brother, the SEC champion, the All-American, the girl dad, Walter Clayton Jr. for over 15 points tonight. It's a big game and he gonna need them. Them stars gonna have to come out and shine.
And he's the brightest star they got. So lock my brother in right now. You dig me? Leg two. I'm going with my dog, Trayvon Brazil. Calipari and them boys. You feel me? Another big game. Trayvon will dunk on you right where you stand. I hope you know that. But ladies, gentlemen, I hope you know Trayvon will dunk on you right where he stands. But I'm going with his rebounds tonight.
Seven rebounds, of course, for my dog tonight. Amin, I saw you with your hand. What you got for me, bro?
Amin is trying to fix my headset because I could barely hear you, Juju. And I'm also just fixated on your gear. I don't know how you got that. Everyone is trying to get the gear you're presently wearing. I'm sure they can find the sound of David Sampson saying tetas as awkwardly as David Sampson does it. Where did you get that gear?
I know people who know people. Call my people and then I get in touch with some of my other people and we can talk after lunch. You feel me? But third leg on this Thursday Thunder. I'm going tomorrow. Tomorrow we're going to have our feet kicked up by this time. Tomorrow we're going to go with Trey Kauffman Ren, you feel me? For over seven rebounds for them Purdue Ski Boilermakers.
You got to know it's a big game. He gonna need seven boards and he's gonna get them. You feel me? You're very confident, Juju. Oh, yes. I'm confident in that. But guess what? This week, there's more. I'm going. You know I love my ladies. I got nothing but ladies jerseys around me. We're going to the ladies tournament as well. Tomorrow, UCLA versus Ole Miss. I'm taking the points. What do they got?
8.5 points. Scooby Snacks. They're going to drag Ole Miss by 8.5 points. Lock it in. Second leg. Second leg. I see my sister, Jessica Smetana. And you also know who else I see? Hannah Hidalgo and them girls. They're going to also cover against TCU. Salute to the Horned Frogs. Salute to Haley Van Lith. Powerful story this week. But tomorrow it's over with. You feel me?
Notre Dame is going to slay them and drag them over 6.5 points. You feel me? At the end of that game, for sure. Last leg, I'm traveling to Storrs, Connecticut. I'm traveling to see my big brother Gino. I'm traveling to see all the stars that he got aligned on that team. And so you got to know UConn girls minus 14.5 points. Lock it in. Six legs this week. Choose three.
Mismatch some of the three because You know, one or two might be stragglers. You dig it.
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Chapter 3: How germaphobic are JuJu Gotti and David Sampson?
I am surprised by the level of confidence you are showing. Uh, David Sampson seems delighted here. We are finally at our germ off our germ of phobe off. I don't know exactly how to do this because we haven't done it before. I'm going to need honesty from the two participants. So, uh,
in order to keep this authentic what i'm going to ask both of you to do is give me a number from one to ten ten being the worst of how you feel about what i present to you and you tell me uh honestly how you feel about the scenarios i have here so that your objective is to just be honest not win the contest because juju says david that he's more of a germaphobe than you are
So let's begin with Juju and let's begin with using an airplane bathroom. One to ten, Juju, on your disgust of using an airplane bathroom.
11.
David, where are you on this? You got to leave some room, Juju, and I appreciate absolutely the promotion of nothing personal. Airplane bathrooms are F.E.U. for emergency use only. But I only have them at about a seven point five.
Wow. Number one or number two?
Oh, any of them. Of course, number two would be a 7.75. And that in my life of travel, and I can keep count, it's not even on one hand, including trips to Asia and Australia, that I've actually done that. And it was always based on sickness.
Juju, how many times have you used an airplane bathroom?
I've never been on the inside of an airplane bathroom before in my entire life. I just can't fathom that. I always go in the airport. I use the TT. I go TT in the number one in the airport before I get on every plane ride.
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Chapter 4: Why does David Sampson avoid water parks?
He could smell it. That was Yankee president Randy Levine. Please put his photo up the way we did last time to embarrass Randy Levine for stinking up a bathroom airplane. I don't know whether he denied it. Did he deny it? I don't remember. Did he deny it, David? Do you remember?
I have. It doesn't matter. There is no denying facts. It doesn't mean he's a bad guy. It means he had a bad taco. It's not the end of the world. It was just hard to ever forget. It's the only thing about losing smell and taste that actually is redeeming.
Hey, nothing personal. Every single day, 8 a.m. with David Sampson and Matthew Coca. Lock it in now.
Roy, how does David Sampson say the word on Juju's shirt? Teitas. Water parks, David Sampson. Water parks. How do you feel about water parks?
That is a 6.9.
Nice. How about you, Juju?
I go into the water part, but I'm not touching the towel. I bring my own towel to sit around on every bench I sit by. And I don't even I'm not touching the water because kids go pee pee and TT in those pools all day long. No, thank you.
So I think it's important. To add juju that when I had little children, I had to go to water parks with them in my efforts to be a fake good father. And I would attempt and would go in the water park. But since my youngest got bar mitzvahed, I can tell you I've never been to a water park and I will never go again.
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Chapter 5: What are JuJu Gotti's habits regarding personal hygiene?
And I've alerted my children, should they have children, that I'm not the grandfather to take them to said water park. So I'm done with them forever.
All right. But can you give me a number of times you've been in the water at a water park, David?
At least a dozen. Remember, I had three kids and so at least a dozen. How about you, Juju?
Have you ever been in the water at a water park?
I have not, but that may be the I can't swim side, but we're not going to go with stereotypes, so I'm just going to say no.
All right. I don't know if this applies to this question as well, but taking a bath at a hotel. Taking a bath at a hotel.
Can you clarify bath? A bath. A bath. Yes, not a shower. A bath.
man that's the most disgusting thing in the world do you want scabies do you want the uh hepatitis b vaccine i'm no thank you that's that's up there again 10 10 in my book david i am tied with you juju that is a hard never and i have been as you in hundreds of hotels thousands of nights and i am at zero and will die at zero i'm learning that i might be a germaphobe
Because I'm with them on all this stuff. Okay, picking your nose, Juju.
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Chapter 6: Do JuJu Gotti and David Sampson share food or drinks with others?
David? Yep. It depends on the length of my fingernail. If there's any risk of a bleeder, I won't put the finger up there. But if there is not and I'm in private and I've got something that needs to get taken care of, I will do it. But of course it requires obviously sanitizer, both pre and post.
Juju, number of times in your life you have taken a sip from anyone else's water bottle? I already know the answer to this one.
Zero ever in my entire life. My girlfriend be mad at me behind that. Like, I love you, baby, but I don't know what you've been sipping on earlier. I take my own straws with me every single where I go. Wrap straws, by the way. I don't trust people. No, never. Ten.
David? So for me, during marathons, during some athletic endurance events, and on Survivor on the island, I had to do that. But that's what it takes. It's either to be on Survivor or to be in the middle of some crazy event where I would have no choice but to do it. Other than choosing death, I would not prefer to do that, but I would not die to not do it.
Juju, allowing another person to feed you a bite of their food from their fork.
Never in the history of Julian.
I don't care. I don't care if it's my child or my lover. That is a hard never. Hard.
I take plastic silverware with me. Every restaurant I go to, I ask for to-go silverware, even when we're sitting down to eat, because I don't want the water spots. Yeah.
Getting in bed after a long day without taking a shower, David Sampson.
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Chapter 7: What are the personal routines of JuJu Gotti and David Sampson at home?
That's about a three because I have sanitizer with me at all times, so I'll do a post-sanitize if I have to do that, but that one is only a three for me.
Any objections, Juju, to the outdoor shower?
Oh yeah, that goes back to my second answer. The kid can't swim, so I'm never really in lakes or ponds or beach water to even require that shower. So I just never done it before. David?
Yeah, I have no problem with the outdoor shower. You do it to get the sand off your feet because I don't want one grain of sand in my car, in my house. So I'll use that to get rid of any sort of dirt, sand or anything just to get me to the shower in order to get my inside clothes back on. So I would have that as a one or even a zero.
I have for you here one that I think is the best one I'm asking you. But from among those that I've asked you about, which is the most disgusting one for you, David? Of all the ones that I have asked, which is the one that repulses you the most?
The airplane bathroom. It is absolutely disgusting. I find it to be hard to fathom when I have to use the bathroom and I have a whole system. I've got wipes and I've got tissues and I've got paper towels. I don't actually touch anything inside the bathroom, including the handle on the outside of the bathroom, right outside the cockpit. It's a whole thing that I do.
And I really try not to do it even to go pee pee.
Juju. The bathtub was pretty high on that list. Sitting down in that bathtub, especially after watching the movie Salt Burn, I just don't want a bathtub anymore at all.
So yeah, bathtubs are gross. So Juju, I would only add that it's not just bathtubs in hotels. My hotel situation is I have towels and I put towels down everywhere in the room because I don't want to sit anywhere where there is a couch, because believe me, the blue light gets to the couch faster than the bathtub. So I don't touch remotes. I don't use TVs inside hotel rooms at all, ever.
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