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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Not So Fast My Friend (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Thu, 13 Mar 2025

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Chapter 1: What are the main complaints and critiques from today's show?

1.644 - 26.891 Dan Le Batard

You're listening to DraftKings Network. I want complaints. I want commentary. I want critiques. Juju Gotti is listening to the show throughout the show. He is listening to our fans throughout the show. What are they complaining about today, Juju? What did I get wrong today?

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Chapter 2: What is JuJu Gotti's perspective on Righteous Gemstones?

27.192 - 42.861 Juju Gotti

I mean, I would like to, I mean, first of all, it's good to see all of y'all. I'm always honored to be here. You dig it? I want to kind of go back a couple of days because how propaganda started just like this, this is a great example of how propaganda started.

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42.981 - 63.227 Juju Gotti

I listened to my beautiful, illustrious brother, Mike, and I listened to my beautiful, illustrious brother, Dan, and said, Righteous Gemstones, ah, P.U., that first episode. And so I was like, you know what? I'll wait till next week and watch it. But then after yesterday's show, Jessica and Amin was like, no, not so fast, my friendly Corso style.

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63.787 - 79.396 Juju Gotti

I watched it and I was locked in the entire episode. Bradley Cooper did a wonderful job of showing how this whole gemstone scam was started. Dare I say it was magnificent. Not just a war piece, an informative piece, sirs.

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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about dark comedies?

79.952 - 99.358 Mike

I appreciate the perspective. And I'm all for zigging while zagging. I like that they have occasionally done some episodes that are unexpected. It's just, you know, I like it because it's funny. And I know that they're trying to lay the foundation. I feel like you could do that and also tell a joke. It was funny. It was funny.

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100.058 - 102.459 Amin Elhassan

It was hilarious. It was a dark comedy.

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102.619 - 108.482 Mike

I like dark comedies. I know what they're going for. You would think it would work with me. I just didn't feel it. That's fine.

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108.522 - 110.863 Dan Le Batard

You watch too much hockey. Everything's so straightforward.

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110.883 - 111.503 Mike

Team Juju and Amin, though.

111.763 - 129.19 Dan Le Batard

I believe that all of the best stuff that gets made these days, I don't believe any of it gets universal applause. The people who are taking the chances are the ones that are getting those conversations going because we have a standard of expectation that is higher. Than most for the best things that are made.

129.27 - 147.618 Dan Le Batard

So it's only the greatest compliment I see that Danny McBride is making the rounds everywhere now doing interviews. Well, he is somebody who's graduate He's been wanting to make a more movie since Tropic Thunder like that So that's where he started to break out and that's what he did with the first first. Did we do a Thursday Thunder Day? We haven't done Thursday Thunder.

147.718 - 150.019 Amin Elhassan

Let's do it Dan. What are we waiting for? Tropic Thunder

Chapter 4: What happened with JuJu's Thursday Thunder picks?

157.628 - 160.551 Mike

That's right, it's Thursday Thunder, and it's brought to you by DraftKings.

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160.651 - 196.961 Juju Gotti

DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju? Man, if you tuned in to Thursday Thunder last week, I apologize from my heart to your heart. I had three leg parlay. Of course, two of them hit easily. The third leg of the parlay was a sham, a travesty. I demand justice. Brandon Podzemski over 12.5 points. He played 44 seconds into the game and went out with a back spasm not to return the entire game.

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197.502 - 225.219 Juju Gotti

And that's how we lost Thursday. I'm sorry, Juju. Exactly. I'm sorry, Maura. But this week, we're going with a single-game parlay, and we're traveling to Milwaukee, Amin's favorite town, where they dunked him in the tank over and over again. First leg, I'm going Giannis Antetokounmpo, 13-plus rebounds, over 13 rebounds against your Los Angeles Lakers. I like it.

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226.96 - 249.445 Juju Gotti

The second leg, I'm going with the tall brother, the twin himself, Brook Lopez, for over 12 points tonight against the center list, if you ask me, Lakers. Even though he's a big man that hangs around the three-point line, I think there's going to be a lot of cookies available around that monster of a goal tonight for Brook Lopez. Over 12 points for my brother.

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250.265 - 271.489 Juju Gotti

And the last leg, Heat legend, Heat, I was going to say Heat Mafia, but Heat Culture Mafia disciple, Gabriel Vincent. You dig it. We're going over 10 points for him tonight because they're going to need scoring from somewhere, and it ain't going to be Jared Vanderbilt. Watch it be Jared Vanderbilt.

273.459 - 284.966 Dan Le Batard

The Lopez brothers, I thank you. The Lopez brothers, I think, have a home on the Disney World property, which just seems magical as seven-footers who are giant toddlers.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Lopez brothers' connection to Disney?

284.986 - 285.886 Mike

They live in celebration?

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286.486 - 307.459 Amin Elhassan

So here's the deal. Before they ever made the NBA, they had a family trip to Disneyland every single year. Their mom and their brothers would go to Disneyland every single year. When they got drafted and they got money, it became a yearly trip to Disney World. When Brooke signed his extension, his rookie extension, then he read real money.

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307.479 - 314.938 Amin Elhassan

It was like, I'm buying one of them houses that's on Disney property down in Orlando. Not medieval times, though. Interesting. Not medieval times.

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314.958 - 334.524 Dan Le Batard

Did we find out how many medieval times there are in the United States? Nine. There can't be that many. Is that yes or no? Juju, do you have anything for us in the way of commentary on today's show? Any of the subject matter land poorly or well?

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337.538 - 353.269 Juju Gotti

Oh, you knocked your mic out, buddy. The last conversation we were having, uh-oh, the last conversation we was having, I'm going to be depressed on that for like the next two days, so sorry about that. It'll be cleaned up. I'm literally going to have a bad weekend because of that. It's okay. I was going to lean into it.

353.349 - 360.735 Mike

In which Dan's saying it'll be cleaned up will make zero sense. Well, I gave it to Dan. I told Dan, I'll clean it up, and I was trying to help, but then it got out on the air, and now here we are.

360.755 - 380.749 Juju Gotti

Now here we are. We're going to leave all of it. Leave all of it in. It's all of my fault, as usual. And just to remind people, if you listen to these post-game shows and you're taking anything serious, remember, I am a comedian. I identify as a comedian. So take my words with a grain of salt that you take Andrew Schultz's and you take Big Jay Oakerson's.

381.15 - 400.178 Juju Gotti

But I was listening to you guys' last conversation about Roe Rage. And I have the kind of opposite opinion of road rage. One of my New Year's resolutions is to not show road rage one bit at all this year. Because newsflash, we live in crazy times, bros and sisters.

400.539 - 423.749 Juju Gotti

Like, sometimes you road rage against somebody or you honk your horn to somebody who's having a worse day than you are, a worse life than you are, and is on the edge. So I think it means advice, while valuable, I don't agree with it at all. You honk your horn at the wrong person. You're getting your rearview mirror chopped off by a guy. Now you got to deal with that.

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