The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Appreciate You, Hogsmash (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Tue, 25 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: Who is sponsoring this episode?
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Chapter 2: What is JuJu Gotti's role in the post-game commentary?
We're going to get to Juju here and his post-game commentary in a second. Our thanks to him for the lift on his new alley-oop show. We'll be hearing more from them throughout the playoffs and on the show here as well. It's going to be an assortment of different people from Juju's life. The The topics today, though, Juju, I don't know what caught fire or what didn't.
Chapter 3: Why is Zaslow considered a polarizing figure?
I imagine Zaslow is very popular and polarizing. What happens with this seat, the seat of stardom, the Stugat seat, he has now been formally asked to be a guest on ESPN Radio this evening as a featured component of their pregame coverage because stardom comes to those who are homerific around here. So congratulations, Zaslow, on your promotion.
Are you going to wear that same thing or no? Well, this is an audio medium tonight, so it doesn't really matter.
He's a radio legend, but a regional legend, not a national legend. He is now becoming a national voice with ESPN. But Juju, what has been the Zaslow commentary over the last couple of days?
First of all, Zaslow, you look incredible. I mean, tell the folks that once they put their name up on ESPN as a celebrity bracket picker, then they can comment on your wardrobe. You dig it? That's what I'm saying. Until then, everybody needs to take a step back and salute greatness. Also, too, I throw you a bone on the soap situation.
Chapter 4: How does JuJu Gotti handle hotel hygiene?
Not only do I take my own soap to hotels, I take my own towel, rag, pillowcase, and bed sheets. Because hotels are a disgusting place, bruh. Like, my skin is very sensitive, you feel me? And one time I was in a hotel not to be named in Miami, Florida. I pulled back the sheet. There was blood on my sheets, bruh.
Oh, no.
I was like... No Palacio?
Stadium Hotel?
It was blood on the sheets, dog. And it was also a booger melted into the towel. You know what I'm saying? You know, most people use those towels to step on once they get out of the shower. So I bring all of my stuff to the hotel because my skin is delicate, baby. So I agree with you, Zaslo. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And bring that soap that your wife used.
Well, I would also say, though, that generally speaking, the Cody's are on a cruise together and the Cody's together as a team are unhygienic, the both of them. And Juju is fairly often disgusted by just their lack of hygiene.
So I wouldn't call you a germaphobe, but I think Juju around here, you come a hell of a lot closer to Samson than you are to the Wolverines around here in terms of just making sure things around them are not disgusting.
I mean, we always say Samson is the standard. I don't see Samson as this clean thing. Samson is one of the most disgusting things I see as well. I think I may be further down the spectrum than him. He puts his hand in a bag of jelly beans and puts them directly in his mouth. I haven't put something directly from my hand in my mouth since Obama administration. I don't agree with how he live at all.
Salute to his germophobia. I'm not trying to get fired. I'm fine. Don't want to talk bad about David Samson, you know, but I think I'm a little bit more on the germaphobe spectrum
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Chapter 5: What are the listeners' reactions to Zaslow's food preferences?
That, my friends, is a whole entirely different subject. Yesterday, he became one of the most, he's popular everywhere he goes, but he was very popular for his ribs take, how he doesn't eat ribs. How about that? Offset. You dig it? No, it's very popular. Well, I should say polarizing.
Hogsmash from Twitter says, Imagine being so afraid of having some sauce on your face that you deny yourself the absolute culinary glory of wings and ribs. There's other foods. That's a true shame.
It's not a lack of food. There are other foods. Appreciate you, Hogsmash.
MrRich6183 says, Get him out of here. Straight to the point.
Because I don't want to eat your ribs? No, this is a different reason. But it is. You're just simply disgusted by anything that is finger food that's going to leave. It's not worth the trouble. I don't have to take a bath after I eat.
CeeLoBrown27 says, the funniest part is that he said he can eat pizza without making a mess because he's not two but can't eat a wing. Again, not worth the trouble. Mike Fizz says, worst take of all time on this show, and that's saying something.
People like ribs. People are willing to take whatever the mess is. Just get some wipes. Ken Silvano says, he's full of shit. So who's more full of shit, you or Jimmy Butler?
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Chapter 6: What impact did Juju Watkins' injury have on JuJu Gotti?
Definitely Jimmy Butler, because I'm telling the truth. I don't like wings. I don't like ribs. He's saying money wouldn't have made a difference. He's full of shit.
Tom Bobaldi says, I get the sensory issue of not wanting your hands to feel sticky, but as he kept going, sheesh. You know, these are our loyal supporters. You know what I mean? Let them be heard.
I need to hear your thoughts, by the way, before we get to some polls. And I didn't actually talk at all about that Maryland buzzer beater the other day. But you're wearing USC gear today, and I imagine you like Elle Duncan. I imagine someone who cares about the sport the way and people you do that you wake up with a little sickness in your stomach on last night's story.
Right, I was watching the game, dog, and everything stopped. I had action on a lot of NBA games, but I turned all that off. I couldn't breathe anymore. It was so disgusting to see my sister, Juju Watkins, go down with that knee injury. Cuz you know what she means to that city. You know what she means to that team. You know what she means to basically just women's basketball everywhere.
And to see her go down in the March Madness tournament, it's just so sad, man. Salute to Kiki for stepping up last night. Salute to her teammates for having her back. You feel me? But I can't help but just feel very sick in my stomach, which is, I think it plays into the Cooper flag conversation y'all was having yesterday.
Why he should take his ass on, I don't give a damn if it's the Wizards, the Hornets, and get that bread because your knee go out in one of these situations. Now, like Jeremy said, your career is pushed back a year and you don't get that option to have that Jimmy Butler contract that he just got.
Your career ends a little bit more like some of the guys who just had to go out, sadly, because of injury, man.
Salute to him, Barrow.
The best ending of the tournament has been the Maryland game, right? Maryland in their conference tournament gets broken by Michigan. Full court, last five seconds of the game against Michigan. That's how Maryland loses. Now Maryland advances to the Sweet 16 on a buzzer beater. Is that the best moment from both tournaments so far?
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