Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony (with a late-arriving Roy). Jeremy and Chris are in legitimate pain after yesterday's wiffle ball escapades with Kenny Mayne, but at least Jeremy got a new voicemail out of it. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul is TONIGHT, so it's time to roll through some of the funniest and wildest Tyson moments over the last few days including an interview with a 14-year-old girl that somehow became about about death. Then, will this fight be bigger than UFC this weekend? Dan, Tony, and Amin dive into the details. Plus, we listen to one of the all-time greatest Wheel of Fortune clips and dissect whether the contestant or Ryan Seacrest himself let out a disappointed exhale after the answer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the significance of ordering for the whole table?
Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table.
A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister.
Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Cuervo.
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Chapter 2: How should Jägermeister be properly enjoyed?
We have the voicemail.
Well, let's assume. OK, so it has been sent. It's been received. I told Jeremy, you know what the funny part about all this is? Nobody waits for the voicemail anyway. I'm calling you. Three, four rings you haven't picked up. I'm hitting end. I'm not waiting to hear the voicemail.
Sneaky good feeling when that happens. That someone doesn't answer your call? Just like, you know, like you're making a call and it's like, okay, I made the call. But if you're making the call, I want the other person to pick up. You don't want them to answer, Chris? No, I'm just saying. Of course you want them to answer, but it's not like you're like, oh.
It's like a level of procrastination that you get to fulfill of, hey, I had to make this call, specifically calling somebody back. But now three rings go and they're not near the phone. I'm going to hang up.
Love some phone tag balls in your court now. I'm with you, Chris. Hey, I love what I don't get.
Responsibility is gone.
I did it. I did my part. I reached out. It's like being the last person to send a text. You ever been in that situation? Like, you never text me. Open up the thing. I'm the last text, so the ball was in your court to send me a response or a good morning or whatever.
All right, just start the show so that I can talk about this some more, please.
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Chapter 3: What happened during the wiffle ball game?
No.
i'm sorry that's not it that is definitely him falling metaphorically to a knee that is him realizing that is his shame falling on his neck and him and the weight of it taking a few octaves out of his voice instead of the trap door that sends him to the core of the earth what it feels like is behind the podium is you know those like in the cartoons where you have the boxing glove that's on
What hits him there in the nuts is that box of glazing. Oh!
All right. Treat yourself a round of sausage.
I'm sorry, that's not it.
It is. It is the sound a runner would make when pulling their hamstring and falling to a single knee because it's the weight of immediate recognition that America is laughing at me and it's about to go international.
Unbelievable. So good.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of throwing a wiffle ball?
What's the insurance like for this?
He then said, talking's over.
So one of the things that I've noticed, because Jake Paul has been very good at the management of his career and in how he sells everything, not just his fights, he's been a lot more respectful. This one. Like, the wording has been a lot more careful. Like, he'll bring props to a press conference, but he is fighting someone who's a hero for him.
Like, all of this has to be surreal to Jake Paul to cash in on whatever it is he imagined at the start of this.
Whatever dreams he had at the height of what he thought was the best fighting could go for him, I'm not sure outside of actually winning the championship of a legitimate division that anything could feel as good as this payday done this way fighting this particular guy who's a hero to him and his father.
There has to be like Jake Paul, he's probably waking up about now, maybe he's been up for a little bit, 9.30 in the morning here. Like, he's been thinking about the money. Oh, it's going to make me more famous. Who can I box after this? He's waking up today. I have to get in the ring with Mike Tyke. To Amin's point, like, there has to be some fear with Jay.
I'm sure he gets scared before every fight, but, like, holy shit.
There's a moment when this shit becomes real, and Dan, you're like, oh, it must be such an honor to the guy I grew up with and whatever. Dan, it's not like having a catch with Dan Marino. This isn't that kind of, oh, I grew up all my life wanting to shoot hoops with Michael Jordan.
Like, oh, I played one-on-one against Michael Jordan at the Jordan camp, and then he hit a shot and said I was too little. Ha-ha. It's not those things.
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