Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Roy, Izzy, Jeremy, and Tony. The crew is trickling in on a Friday, so we need a trickling sound, but it's an ominous one... Are we in a horror movie? Is this a Subway or a hallway? Is there a dead body? Then, Lamar Jackson and Joe Burrow continue to amaze the entire NFL world after an all-time classic Thursday Night Football game. Plus, Jeremy tries out a new Gametime read, gets roasted by the crew, becomes insubordinate like Lucy, and Dan kicks him out for the rest of the show. Is there...real tension brewing between Dan and Jeremy? Also, Amin is headed toward being a maximum asshole at this weekend's game between the Miami Hurricanes and Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the trickling sound about?
Roy, I feel like we're doing the Shadow Show all wrong. My original incarnation idea for the Shadow Show is just something for the early arriving YouTubers that is just us sort of talking to them as we trickle into work and get makeup done. It shouldn't have a Shadow Show open. It should just have like... Can you get me some trickling sounds? Some sounds of trickling?
It's just us trickling into work. Because right now I've got a studio. We're about to start a show, internationally famous show. And I don't know who's on it. I thought Jessica was here. I thought Izzy is here. I'm looking into a room where I only see you and Jeremy. And I've got Amin sitting down right now next to me. They haven't trickled in yet. Just give them a chance to trickle.
Correct, but are these people here? I don't know who is here today on a Friday. I thought Jess and Izzy were here, but all I see in the room are Jeremy and Roy and we start in five minutes.
I do know that Izzy will be here. He's just stuck in what amounts to about two hours of traffic driving from where we live.
He's been getting a lot of that the last couple of days. He's been getting a lot of two and a half hour commutes in. I should tell the YouTube listeners and others that Billy and Stugatz are in Arizona. I shouldn't tell them now because this is there. That's good. This is more like a dripping.
Sounds like a horror movie. Yeah, it's like I'm walking down an alley, maybe down in the basement of a building. In 1988. There are pipes, right? Exposed pipes. That water's not clean.
It's not falling into clean water and it's not coming out of the pipes as clean water. There's a rat scurrying around.
You might be in a sewer, like with a flashlight.
Flashlight, yes, absolutely.
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Chapter 2: Why is there tension between Dan and Jeremy?
Video tends to have visual accompaniment. Right now you guys are creating a scenario. Okay, sorry, you're looking for your hand in it.
Oh no. I don't know if that's much of a threat. I thought you were saying it was going to be me. Yeah, it's going to be us.
I thought, Roy, boy, you better get on that dripping suit. Okay. Well, but I can threaten you guys and say that you will be gone and your termination will result in both life termination and employment termination.
One of those is scarier.
But it's also bad for you to have career termination if I die. We shouldn't be doing this in a way that kills me. I think we'll survive. You do. We'll march on. You think the Dan Levitard Show survives without Dan Levitard.
Only in the case of a Dan Levitard death. Dan Levitard quits, we can't survive that. I agree with you. Dan Levitard dies? We're never going off the air. Really? It's in his memory. At that point, everyone who's hated on you and shouted written mean things, they feel bad after that.
And no one can abandon ship after that.
Then they pity. Like, oh man, I can't be like that. That makes me an awful person. So then they have to support the show. Guys, I think I just found out how we saved the show.
Hey, good job, Amin. The show didn't really need saving unless I thought I died, but you're just saying that my death results in a lifetime contract for all of you. You just said that my death not only is being miscalculated by me, you're saying it's most egregiously miscalculated that you will have lifetime security the moment you guys kill me.
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Chapter 3: What happened during the Ravens and Bengals game?
That can't be true.
14 Touchdown Passes in the last 17 days. That's from StatMuse. And it's not the craziest stat from last night. There have been two instances. This is from OptiStats. Two instances in NFL history where QB had 30 plus completions, 300 plus passing yards, 4 plus TD passes, 40 yard TD passes, no more than one interception and yet still lost.
Chapter 4: What are the stats shared about Lamar Jackson and Joe Burrow?
Those two instances were Joe Burrow the first time he played the Ravens this season and Joe Burrow the second time he played the Ravens. Let's check in real quick. Es sieht aus, als ob Tony von einem Ravens-Fan-Mobus gefangen wird, um ihn zu fangen. Yes, Tony is doing a victory lap in the other room. This is brought to you by Peloton.
Go ahead, Tony, give us your victory lap, because you told us that game was going to go that way.
Thank you, Dan. Yeah, absolutely. When you know ball, you know ball, Dan. So, brought to you by the Peloton app. I'm actually going to do a little something different this morning. I'm going to do a HIIT workout in German here with Marcel. Thank you, Marcel. Jesse, our amazing makeup artist, is going to hold it while I try and reenact everything that Marcel is doing on screen. So, give me a second.
Press play here. It's in German. I don't really understand it. No biggie.
Now we're going to start some squats. Shouldn't you be on a Peloton though? Wouldn't that make more sense? I know this segment is called Victory Lap, but shouldn't you be on a Peloton?
But here's the beautiful thing about the Peloton app, Dan. You don't need to just have a Peloton. You could do HIIT workouts. You could do yoga. You could do a bunch of stuff. I got to do 25 air squats here for a second. So, all right, getting back to the game. We knew it was going to be offensive firepower. Why? Their defenses aren't that good. Ravens... Das ist hart. Die Squats sind hart.
Sie fangen an zu brennen. Ja, das ist schlecht. Er wird etwas holen. Er wird wirklich geniös sein.
Jetzt muss ich... Oh Gott. Ich kann das nicht machen. Ich werde nur mehr Squats machen. Wir wussten, dass die Defense auf beiden Seiten nicht so gut ist. Wir haben James Winston und die Raven gesehen. Wir haben alle die Bengals gesehen. Du wusstest, dass es ein offensives Spiel werden wird. Eine Sache, die wir nicht erwähnt haben, war... Das ist nicht wahnsinnig.
Nein, ich weiß. Du solltest die Squats stoppen, denn das wird nicht besser werden. Dein Atmen wird nicht besser werden. Du solltest die Squats stoppen und uns den unberuhigenden Sieg zeigen. Nein, Marcel macht es.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Choque de Gigantes tournament?
Chapter 6: What does warming the cockles of your heart mean?
You know what really warms the cockles of my heart? Baseball. And tonight begins the first edition of the Choque de Gigantes tournament right here in Miami. This six-game tournament will run from tonight through Sunday at Lone Depot Park featuring the best leagues from Venezuela, Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic. And game time!
Ist offering 10% off on Choque de Gigantes tickets until tonight. Terms apply. Download GameTime today. What time is it? GameTime. Come on, man.
I'm trying. Do you know what you just read? No. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay. I just knew this would happen. Well, okay. Just wait a minute. Choca de Gigantes, if it's going to be said by somebody who's allegedly a Miami Hispanic, has to be said differently than that and has to be said by someone who knows what they're saying.
So, just let's back up for a second and quiz Jeremy on what he thinks Choca de Gigantes is. means. Or how he said it first. Don't google it, don't google it. Don't google it. You cheater! I'm gonna kick you out.
I did it, I did it. Wait, hold on.
You did not just try and stugatz that.
I know what he gantes is.
No, wait a minute. Tony, Tony. Jeremy, shut up! Shut up! Tony, hat er versucht zu schießen, damit er nicht dumm aussieht auf unserem Show? Ist das das, was er gerade gemacht hat?
Oh, ich weiß, wie dumm ich bin. Hat er versucht zu schießen? Dan, ich... Ich sage ja.
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Chapter 7: Why is Jeremy being kicked out?
Es war George Jefferson, als ich ein Kind war. Jetzt als Erwachsener denke ich an Cosmo Kramer. Oh, es wird immer George Jefferson sein. Ich meine, die Arme sind über seinem Kopf.
Okay, ihr Jungs, aber Conor McGregor macht es jetzt, richtig? Die Art, wie er in einen Raum geht und es ist die Art, wie Vince McMahon in den Ring ging, korrekt? Nur exagerierte, kackige Schwäger. Das ist, wie Amin heute reingewachsen ist.
Je nachdem, wie du dir den schmutzigen, schmutzigen Menschen vorstellst. Ich stelle mir Denzel Washington, Spike Lee und Malcolm X vor. Sie haben Zoot-Suits und sie wissen, dass sie schlecht aussehen. Und sie laufen und sie haben ihre Arme nach vorne und zurück. Das ist, was ich für schmutzig finde. Okay, exzellent.
Das ist eine gute Kombination von Dingen. Das ist, wie Amin kam und was er singt, in einem eckigen Weg, war Ah, der Glück der ignoranten Fandom. Because he is a Georgia Tech fan. He is wearing his identity today on his jersey.
Georgia Tech has a chance to ruin this show's happiness by beating Miami this weekend and instantaneously ending the national conversation around Miami, even if they make it to the playoffs.
Or making a good percentage of the people here a lot happier.
Korrekt, weil eines der Dinge, die hier in den Divisionen passieren, und ich dachte, Jess wird heute hier sein, damit ich das Georgia Tech-Miami-Spiel brechen kann, ist, Amin weiß nichts über dieses Team.
Nichts.
Ich dachte, der Quarterback war schwarz. Bis gestern. Haynes King. So tell the people about the bliss of ignorant fandom because he noticed something that doesn't exist in his life day to day.
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