Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
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Why is Greg Cote mad about his phone notifications?
I have a number of things that I have to get to, including Greg Cody just enraged by something that just happened on his phone. And it's not what Stugatz was saying that Greg Cody was complaining about. This part is lower on the list. Stugatz. was just saying that Greg Cody is being enraged by just his phone giving him notifications. Like he doesn't want any more notifications from his phone. He wants his phone to stop notifying him. But he is mad because something happened with the Venmo fine bucket that he was not expecting. And we'll get to that in a second. Before we do that, however, and before we get to Chris Cody and find out how much juice he has squeezed, because it doesn't seem like he's made very much juice back there, I am going to read a story right now. Hmm.
What happened to Carson Beck and Hanna Cavinder's cars?
that i could not have imagined i'm gonna say even four years ago as something that is just simply normal now around college sports okay this is what i'm about to read to you andy slater here locally does an exceptional job of reporting uh... local news and uh... apparently miami quarterback carson beck and hannah cavender i had three The basketball star, one of the Cavender sisters, they had three vehicles stolen overnight in South Florida, according to Andy Slater. And this is the sentence that really gets me. It's just a great sentence. Cavender's SUV was found, but Beck's Mercedes and Lamborghini remain missing. It used to be that you could get a quarterback with one car. It would cost one good car, and then everybody would be outraged, and we'd be offering, you know, Eric Dickerson an oil well to go to SMU. But I've never seen it before be a Mercedes and a Lamborghini for the cost of a college quarterback.
Don't look now at Stugazza's garage, okay? Because there might be a Mercedes and a Lambo in there. But also, while you're on the topic of Miami women's basketball, they're hosting the number one Notre Dame Fighting Irish tonight at the Wattsco Center. I will be there.
Nice.
But don't look now.
All right. I have been Venmo-fined by Stugatz because I was calling it Don't Look Up the previous segment. The Adam McKay movie?
Different thing.
Yeah. It's a difficult game. It's hard to understand, and I ruined it. Did you pay the fine? I have not yet paid the fine, but it is why I was talking to Greg Cody about the Venmo fine bucket. I will pay the fine right now. But, Greg, why are you mad at the Venmo fine bucket? What are you mad about?
Okay, I'm new to Venmo, and I absolutely love the app. It makes paying anyone super convenient. But being new to Venmo, I was shocked that one of the aspects of Venmo is that complete strangers can ask you for money. And so I get this Venmo request for 20 bucks from a guy who I don't know who says book fan. That's a heady play. As if he just read, you know, the Pride of a Lion book or perhaps Back in My Day book, either of my two recent books. But I didn't know that was a thing, that somebody could just say, hey, what am I, a GoFundMe page all of a sudden? Do I look like an ATM machine?
Why is Chris missing the USA vs Canada game?
People can just give you money. Like, sometimes people just give me money, and they'll say, like, thanks for putting up with David Sampson, and they'll give me, like, 10 bucks. Wow.
Wow. ATM machine is redundant. I learned that a few years ago. Did you know that ATM machine was redundant? I have just paid the dollar fine. But you were a lot angrier before than you were just then. You were pissed off and you were it's I. Greg Cody did not want what he thinks of as a panhandler interrupting his show. Venmo secret space. He felt invaded. He felt violated.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Why is Greg Cote mad about his phone notifications?
1:00–1:48
2
What happened to Carson Beck and Hanna Cavinder's cars?
1:48–4:17
3
Why is Chris missing the USA vs Canada game?
4:17–7:26
4
Has Nikki Glaser had the biggest star turn in comedy this year?
7:26–9:59
5
Is marijuana use still a 'gotcha' moment in the NBA?
9:59–20:09
6
Who is more credible in sports business, David Samson or Darren Rovell?
20:09–22:10
7
What are the credentials of Darren Rovell and David Samson?
22:10–44:12
Speakers
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