The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
Thu, 20 Feb 2025
Greg Cote is mad about notifications on his phone and the fact that strangers can just request money from him on Venmo. Carson Beck and Hanna Cavinder both got their cars stolen and while Cavinder's car has been returned, Beck's MERCEDES AND LAMBORGHINI are still missing. Plus, Chris informs us he has to miss out on the United States against Canada in the Four Nations Face-Off tonight because of a comedy show. Has anybody had a bigger star turn this year than Nikki Glazer? Then, we’ve flown in Darren Rovell for a sports business “jerk off” with David Samson after Samson claimed he was not only more recognizable but also more qualified to discuss sports business. Who has the bonafides? What sports memorabilia will Rovell inexplicably have with him? Who will become the victor? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why is Greg Cote mad about his phone notifications?
I have a number of things that I have to get to, including Greg Cody just enraged by something that just happened on his phone. And it's not what Stugatz was saying that Greg Cody was complaining about. This part is lower on the list. Stugatz. was just saying that Greg Cody is being enraged by just his phone giving him notifications. Like he doesn't want any more notifications from his phone.
He wants his phone to stop notifying him. But he is mad because something happened with the Venmo fine bucket that he was not expecting. And we'll get to that in a second. Before we do that, however, and before we get to Chris Cody and find out how much juice he has squeezed, because it doesn't seem like he's made very much juice back there, I am going to read a story right now. Hmm.
Chapter 2: What happened to Carson Beck and Hanna Cavinder's cars?
that i could not have imagined i'm gonna say even four years ago as something that is just simply normal now around college sports okay this is what i'm about to read to you andy slater here locally does an exceptional job of reporting uh... local news and uh... apparently miami quarterback carson beck and hannah cavender i had three
The basketball star, one of the Cavender sisters, they had three vehicles stolen overnight in South Florida, according to Andy Slater. And this is the sentence that really gets me. It's just a great sentence. Cavender's SUV was found, but Beck's Mercedes and Lamborghini remain missing. It used to be that you could get a quarterback with one car.
It would cost one good car, and then everybody would be outraged, and we'd be offering, you know, Eric Dickerson an oil well to go to SMU. But I've never seen it before be a Mercedes and a Lamborghini for the cost of a college quarterback.
Don't look now at Stugazza's garage, okay? Because there might be a Mercedes and a Lambo in there. But also, while you're on the topic of Miami women's basketball, they're hosting the number one Notre Dame Fighting Irish tonight at the Wattsco Center. I will be there.
Nice.
But don't look now.
All right. I have been Venmo-fined by Stugatz because I was calling it Don't Look Up the previous segment. The Adam McKay movie?
Different thing.
Yeah. It's a difficult game. It's hard to understand, and I ruined it. Did you pay the fine? I have not yet paid the fine, but it is why I was talking to Greg Cody about the Venmo fine bucket. I will pay the fine right now. But, Greg, why are you mad at the Venmo fine bucket? What are you mad about?
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Chapter 3: Why is Chris missing the USA vs Canada game?
People can just give you money. Like, sometimes people just give me money, and they'll say, like, thanks for putting up with David Sampson, and they'll give me, like, 10 bucks. Wow.
Wow. ATM machine is redundant. I learned that a few years ago. Did you know that ATM machine was redundant? I have just paid the dollar fine. But you were a lot angrier before than you were just then. You were pissed off and you were it's I. Greg Cody did not want what he thinks of as a panhandler interrupting his show. Venmo secret space. He felt invaded. He felt violated.
The request, now he can ignore the request.
Of course he can.
But he felt a violation in the request even being allowed to be made.
It surprised me. I was not warned of it. And now that I know about it, I don't object to it because I can just not... Pay it if I want. But you were objecting to it.
Request him back. Like, get him back.
Yes.
Actually, you pay me. You pay me $21.
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Chapter 4: Has Nikki Glaser had the biggest star turn in comedy this year?
It's a national dish of Canada.
I go syrup one. It's always syrup.
I don't associate Canada with good cuisine. London famously has bad food.
Canada has great food. Amazing food. Toronto is a great food city. Yes.
But I'm with Dan.
I don't associate that, though. I don't think food when I think Canada. I think hockey.
And so tonight, we have a giant game that is an exhibition, and Roy and Chris Cody are going to be how patriotic about wrapping themselves in the flag and hoping the Kachuks kick the poutine out of those crybabies from Canada.
And don't get hurt.
Burp the shit out of them.
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Chapter 5: Is marijuana use still a 'gotcha' moment in the NBA?
Universally, the two things that she's done, she's crushed by the consensus of every comedian watching.
I saw Nikki Glaser at the Miami Improv like eight years ago. So she has been going at this a long time.
I wanted to ask you guys something that we didn't cover today. And I'm just curious if times have changed in a way that I'm not totally understanding. Because a moment went viral here where Malik Beasley of the Detroit Pistons was just finishing doing a streaming hit with Neon, who's got his own set of issues. And this at the end is what happened. And people are reacting to it as if it's both...
Funny, but also gotcha when I thought we were past the gotcha on marijuana and the NBA. Let's watch this.
I love y'all. I'm going to see y'all. Peace!
So he just wanted to spark up and didn't know he was still on camera. And why is that? Like, I thought everyone understood that Kevin Durant is scoring 30 a game in a cloud of marijuana smoke, doing marijuana, you know, smoking marijuana during timeout huddles.
There's one thing, you know, it's one thing to know it, Dan. It's another thing, and it's totally separate to actually see it. People don't want to be seen smoking pot. They don't care if you know it. They just don't want you to see them do it.
Maybe I'm showing myself here, but this is just, let's go get a beer. Isn't that, this is no different than, hey, let's go get a drink after work. What are we doing here? This is a nothing story.
Yeah, hasn't it been pretty much decriminalized across the country?
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Chapter 6: Who is more credible in sports business, David Samson or Darren Rovell?
I was in 1A.
Yeah. Wow.
Why are you accusing him of being funny sort of and buying followers? Why are you doing that? We're welcoming him in to have a business off with you, and you're greeting him by way of insult.
By the way, what's behind you, that hotel? Do you think that's a collectible? Do you think that's something that has value?
What is that hotel? The motel behind you, David? Yeah, that was a Hanukkah present for my daughter, Kira, from Amazon because I love Schitt's Creek. So no, there is no value to that. Good show. Except my personal attachment to it and me trying to be a better father by putting it on set. Are you going to attack my fatherhood now? next?
I'm not impugning anything other than you're not as well recognized as I am. If you put our faces next to each other and said, who's who, people would be able to identify me and not you.
Why don't we post that? Where should we post that to let the world decide? It seems like we should let the world decide. Where does that go? It won't go on my Twitter feed because it'll accuse me of being biased, but where should that go? Is that on the Levitard page and
A vote on who it is that's more credible, more.
You're on Levitard every day. And I'll take that advantage that more people will know me unless it's rigged. And, you know, I don't know how we'll figure that out.
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Chapter 7: What are the credentials of Darren Rovell and David Samson?
Well, the credible part is just because there's not many voices out in the atmosphere that have the business experience that I've had. And I'm willing to talk about it in an honest way. That's what nothing personal is. That's what my time is with you on the show. And I don't know that there's a peer that can do it only because they haven't actually done it.
and in terms of being recognized i think survivor plays a part in that i think the marlins play a part you play a part in that dan obviously and stu gots so i think all in when when you forget the 1.9 million twitter followers which i'm happy to talk about at any time darren how that number happens and the work you did to get that because obviously we do it wrong at the levitard show but that said i think it's pretty much unanimous
that no one would recognize darren for being a business person other he's a reporter who did well and now is the founder of a company that i have great respect for but it's not like being the founder of metal arc you're putting me in a tough position here
Listen, I respect everything you do. I respect you as the longtime Marlins president. I actually do love your show and do listen to it. But but there is there is no no way that that you are more recognized than me.
I don't know why you're talking in that voice.
Well, it's helping. It is helping. I'm trying to stay calm. You put him in a tough spot, David. I did put him.
David Sampson put him in a tough spot. I didn't put him in a tough spot. We flew him in. I guess I put him in a tough spot. You did, yeah. Is this a business off? Is it a respect off?
It's a jerk off.
Yeah. Whoa. There's a lot of things this is, and that's not one of them.
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