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Chapter 1: Who is sponsoring the episode?
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I have still not been able to shake my Iceman mistake. I am still suffering from Tell Us About the Life. Jujugati, please soothe me. I'm sure the internet was very kind about my vulnerability and my awkwardness.
Before we get to that, I'd just like to... Throw a celebration. Yes. Thank you to Jimmy Johns. I see you. Holy moly. Thank you. Sponsored, man. Oh, my goodness. Salute. Big salute to Jimmy Johns. If you're out there, you're hungry right now, I suggest you go get you a sub ASAP. Pronto like.
You dig it. That turkey avocado sandwich they have is divine. Oh, yes. I'm a Club Lulu fan myself. Club Lulu. Yep.
Or the Italian nightclub. That's my favorite. I love the Italian nightclub. Hey, me too, dog. Me too. But, yeah, dog, you know how we usually give out $2 fines? I think we should give $2 to whoever put the Iceman in Dan's notes because it made everything worth it today. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. Yes, way to go, Coogler.
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Chapter 2: What is the discussion about Juju Gotti's presence?
All right. Juju, any other thoughts on today's show or anything from the week? We have missed you for the post-games the last couple of days. You've done an exceptional job covering the Unrivaled. Thank you to all of you who suggested, bombarded me with us being bought and paid for by John Skipper's investment in Unrivaled. It is not that. Juju has loved it.
We just love good sport around here.
Also, good follow. Good follow. Also, Kristen Graceler, Roz Gold, they've been doing a fantastic job all year covering Unrivaled League, even though David Sampson hated on their commercial. That's another thing. David Sampson, you have a A whole segment committed to you every week where you get to just tell us how good nothing personal is. Let the ladies have their promo commercial.
We don't have to do that to them. They've been doing a great job. Salute to the unrivaled champions, the Rose, the long in the tooth, no more, Chelsea Gray. She slayed all the haters. Oh, my God. And I see my sister Jessica Ann Lehman out there. What a perfect cherry on top to the unrivaled season.
What is the critique of the Samson segment today? Anything good or bad come out of that?
Brother, we need to start putting some trigger warnings on David Sampson segments because just for meanie pants. So you mean to tell me if I pay hundreds of dollars to go to the baseball game and my mama texts me an emergency text and in that text a fireball cracks my cranium, the first thing he rushes into is your fault. You don't get nothing?
Well, first of all, Juju, those tickets don't cost hundreds of dollars.
Marlins. Seriously. The Marlins should pay you to go to those games. That's kind of his point.
Where Greg Cody would be batting cleanup. Exactly.
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Chapter 3: Why is Dan apologizing?
I have to get used to this because I thought we were a live show that talked about the things that had just happened. I thought that's how we were doing this. I must be some sort of dinosaur trying to do something that reacts to whatever it is just happened. That's not how we're doing it anymore.
Maybe we'll play this before spoilers. Spoiler alert. Sorry.
But we have to react to the sports that are live. And oftentimes that means we can't get to the scripted content that is also airing on the same day, right? I thought Billy's spoiler alert Wednesday was a good idea.
Yeah, I think so, too. At least Wednesdays. Because, you know, people go on dates on Sunday nights. People work on Sunday nights. People work early Sunday mornings. Sometimes we can't expect them to see everything we see, you know what I mean, without blessed jobs. So just respect to the audience. They definitely had a big problem with that, though.
I will take it under advisement. Polls, please. I will try to do better. We will see. I was defiant yesterday.
I'm looking at your eyes right now. It doesn't seem like you're going to try that.
Whose apologies were Stan's, Greg's, or Draymond Green's?
I will try to do better.
Anybody who says I will take that under advisement doesn't give a shit.
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