Greg Cote
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
It sounded like you were speaking aloud. My bad. Totally on me. That's 100% on me. Stugatz. But that goes without saying. Right. That it couldn't have happened.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Greg, why?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
My apologies. Greg, why? Greg. Yeah. Greg. He apologized. Greg. Sincerely. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Lass ihn wissen, dass er für den großen gewonnen hat und sieh, wie er aufgeregt ist. Es ist eine Ehre, nur für den großen gewonnen zu sein. Du musst wirklich aufgeregt sein.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Well, the problem there is I would never be that eager.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Oh, you're dead. He deserves better. You gotta call him back.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
They're the only nominee right now. Well, you said it. Unopposed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
But if everyone's nominated... Everyone's eligible, not everyone's nominated. Is it just podcasts or like MMA Hangout eligible? Yes, yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Geht er selbst ins Spiel oder bekommt er einen Plus-1? Jetzt können wir eine Situation ermutigen, wo ich rausgehe und sage, hey, Tony. Willst du in dieses Rode-Game gehen? Schick mir Trash! Und dann bin ich plus eins. Keiner wird verweisen, wer den Trash geschickt hat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Das könnte ein innerer Job sein, wo seine Freunde Trash an ihn geschickt haben und jetzt hat er freie Tickets für ihn und seine Freunde.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Oddball is up for the big one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Smitten Chicklets.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Ist dieses Show nominiert, oder ist da ein Bias hier, weil du der Besitzer des großen ist? Greg Codys Show, sehr glücklich, dass ich nur in der Konversation bin.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Wow. Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Statues have great butts. They got great butts, man. Creating a lab, almost. You never see a statue where you're like, like that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Und je größer, desto kleiner. Willkommen bei Pablo Torre Finds Out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
No, that's not the case. We just said that when the decision was made to go on this Belichick Trail, that might cost him the Peabody. And maybe a potty also.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Yeah, we're taking shots at us. You bought new clothes like two weeks ago. It's a weird acceptance speech.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
It's like chicken strips. Five chicken strips, too many. Three is okay, four sometimes. You guys got me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
It's a little creepy, right? The Belichick situation now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
Really championing Pablo in this thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
The big one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: THE DAN LE BATARD SHOW HAS WON THE BIG ONE!
How does that work? Is there one big one or are there subcategories to the big one? You gotta win the big one. So it's just best show? What is the big one?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
That's true, but a loss is a loss.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
Ich bin überrascht und überrascht von dem Ergebnis. Ich habe es respektvoll nicht geglaubt, aber ich akzeptiere es. Und was kann ich noch sagen? Ich meine, das ist ein klassischer Verlierer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
Yeah. Yeah. My look had a little bit of WTF in it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
Yeah, it was over seasoned. It was good. I ate this whole cup. It's good popcorn. But for me, it's too much seasoning.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
It's an absurd amount of seasoning.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
Yeah, but I'm done with this kitchen. No, no, come on. No, no, no, we're done. 0 for 2. A man's ego and emotion can only take so much. No, I've retired from the Meadowlark kitchen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
After losing 4-0. You know, it's all a matter of taste, right? That's all it is, aren't you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
It was... Ich würde sagen, extrem übergezaubert. Für mich. Wow. Ich denke, es ist wie, und ich konnte in der Küche sehen, als du einfach literally all diese Sachen auf den Korn gebraten hast. Der Korn muss der Star des Popcorns sein. Und dein Popcorn erlaubt nicht, dass der Korn den Stag zu sich selbst hat. Du tust das nicht? Das ist das, was wir tun.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
Nein, ich will den Nachos probieren.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
Weißt du, wenn du einen Grilled Cheese Sandwich isst, willst du den Toast, den Brot und den Käse gut verbinden. Du willst beide probieren. Mit Popcorn willst du den Korn stehen lassen und du willst, dass die Ersatzteile den Support-Aktor sind.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
No, for my palate, it was extremely over-seasoned. This is pretty damning evidence. I went to go grab popcorn. That is Exhibit A of my contention.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Greg's Post-Pop Off Press Conference
I tried my own popcorn. I'm like, ridiculous, unanimous judgment against me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Certainly I do. Yeah, absolutely. It's tried and true. I tinkered with it a little bit last night. We had a taste test involving my wife. I gave her a couple of different options. You know, do I want to use oil? Do I want to use butter? Do I want to use ghee?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Unless your missing ingredient is the popcorn itself, I don't want to hear any more excuses.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
That is so nice. That's a good visual. Oh, live line.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
That bruises the popcorn when it hits the lid.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Yeah, that was planned by me. The whole thing was contrived. This is the Dan Leventhal Show with the Stugats.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Einige von ihnen. Du wirst sie in ca. 30 Sekunden hören. Du machst mehrere Packungen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Ja, sie sind nicht geheim, sie sind visibel. Ich benutze Blue Jewel-Popcorn, das ist das Beste. Ich benutze Irish Butter, das ist das Beste. I'm using kosher salt. I'm falling asleep as I'm saying it. Which is the best. Which is the best. And parmesan, grated parmesan cheese.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Well, I mean, it's not a blind taste test. Oh, the power dynamics? Yeah, our panel of judges. That's fair. I mean, earlier today, I overheard Dan in a coterie, you know, talking about career advancement and everything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
This is not true in any way. I can't offer someone a raise or a promotion if they vote for my pop.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Ich habe mehr von deinem gemacht, als von meinem eigenen. Du hast meinen fertig gemacht. Greg hat meinen Popcorn verbrannt. Ich habe eine Kritik, aber... Oh, okay. Das ist gut, Greg. Das ist wirklich gut. Wow. Ich denke, der Geschmack war exzellent. Ich denke, du hast es über die Saison für mich gemacht. Der Käse und deiner, Greg. The lemon bites a little too much though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
My sole reason for bringing it up was to avoid overlap. The last thing I want is to have two competing popcorns that are eerily similar.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Thank you for asking, Michael. The hull is the portion of the popped corn that you really don't want to eat. The one that gets stuck in your teeth. What's it called? The hull. Like Brett. Like Bobby? Popcorn hull.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
I want to hear everyone's vote. I'm telling you how Stugatz is going to vote.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
And it's the truth. Meiner ist völlig unterschiedlich. Es ist wie nichts, was du jemals getastet hast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Es ist schwer zu... Zuerst einmal beginnt es mit dem Korn selbst. Und ich benutze einen Premium-Korn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Ja. Gib es nicht weg, Greg. Nein, nein, ich würde es nicht. Ich meine, an einem Punkt werde ich alle Details erläutern, die vorhanden sind. Ich bin gespannt auf das. Es beginnt mit dem Korn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Ich meine, der große Fuß ist wunderschön und die anderen vier Füße sind eher unbekannt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Well, Toeman is the nickname I've just developed for him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
You know, sometimes you don't want to think too hard. Greg Brackets?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Because Toeman lends itself to a Batman-like sing-along. Toeman! Toeman! Das ist ein neues und verbessertes Levitationsshow mit Stugas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Pop Off!
Well, I think he is going to get and deserves some credit for doing it old school. Doing it old school. I'm using a microwave without apology, but I will get some points deducted by people who prefer the old school method. So we'll see if I can overcome that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Charlotte, es ist schwer für mich zu glauben, dass Bill Belichick für dieses Projekt akzeptabel war. Was glaubst du?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Ich denke, Wilkins hat das, was er verdient hat. Und was ich hoffe, die Dolphins hätten gefeuert, um ihn zu halten. Aber ich denke, sie haben den Rest ihrer Verluste und Gewinne in Ordnung gebrochen. Ich denke, Jordan Brooks wird ein guter Linebacker für sie sein. Sie haben ihm das garantierte Geld von jedem gegeben. Ich denke, das Sneaky Goods-Signal ist John U. Smith, der tiefe Ende.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Ich glaube, das ist eine wirklich gute Saison, weil Tight End seit zwei Jahren wirklich unterperformiert ist in McDaniels Offensive. Ich glaube, der Kontext hier ist wichtig. Wenn man sich nur die Namen, die wir verloren haben, und die Namen, die wir geändert haben, anschaut, dann ist das nicht eine gute Offseason so far.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
You want to give people some of that? 30 years in the making.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
I don't. It's March. He's right. I spent so much energy thinking about my bracket, preparing a popcorn recipe. There was just so much going on in my life this past week. It's March. It's March. Preparing a bracket. I was preparing my bracket. A popcorn recipe? I don't fly by the seat of my pants here. I prepare
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Wie ich es für meine eigenen Podcasts mache, die Greg Cody Show, die jetzt überall ist, wo auch immer du deine Podcasts bekommst. Featuring Greg Cody. Ja, mit. Aber ja, das Popcorn-Ding und das Bracket, ich will das Bracket knallen, ich will 100% bekommen dieses Jahr. Es kam letztes Jahr nahe. Greg, was machst du da?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Only because I did a charity 5K a couple of years ago.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Don't underestimate me. That's all I'm saying. I may not look like it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Greg, I'm gonna underestimate you on getting 100% of your NCAA picks right. I said almost. And running a six-minute mile. I'm gonna go ahead and feel very comfortable underestimating you there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Ja, weniger so in den letzten Jahren. In den letzten Jahren hat sein Spiel gestiegen. Und er wurde oft verletzt. Ja, er wurde oft verletzt. Ich war nicht besonders überrascht, als sie ihn für Kap-Gesetze geöffnet haben. Aber Christian Wilkins ist derjenige, den du nicht weißt, ob er es hat oder nicht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
It's an unbelievable mistake. I understand why Chris Cody was trying to move right past it, but it's a flatly unbelievable mistake. What is that playing against?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
I could feel the chill rush through the door.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Almost 100%. Yeah, two syllables. Fits. You know, if you wanted to chant it, the chant would remain the same. That's always my first thought when crafting a nickname. How did the chant go? Bracket, Bracket, Bracket. Seems a little fast. We want Bracket.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Brackets, Brackets, Brackets, Brackets, Brackets.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Oh I like that. Greg Bracket. Greg Brackett. Oh, I thought we were going to keep going. Sorry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Stugatz is saying that Belichick is just going to go to Philadelphia games this year and start chants. At Sirianic.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
I mean, Nick sucks, I suppose, is what they could do if you want to make it very simple. But you need it to be two syllables. Sirianni is too wordy. Sirianni is going to hurt you in that haiku challenge as well, because it's too many syllables.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Yeah, four syllables on one name. I did it with Laraniega, though. Laraniega weeps. Right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Give us a second. I mean, I don't cover the Dolphins full time, as you may or may not know. I did in 1990 and 1991, if you're being exact.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Right, and you're yelling at me because I don't know how full or ranked are the PFF rankings of quarterbacks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
I'm yelling at you. I am yelling at you because... You don't know either. I am... Das ist nicht das Ranking, das ich möchte.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Wenn ich die Stats schaue... I think it's close to a push. Xavier Howard is a big name guy, okay, but he's not as good as he was three years ago. The same with Jordan Poirier, the safety they got from Buffalo. He's a big name player who's no longer a big player. That's why they get him on a cheap one year deal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Greg? Well, jeez, I've memorized the entire list, but I've forgotten it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
I know. You are a flabbergasting delight. You happen upon genius comedy by accident.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Bracket
Christian Wilkins ist eine große Verletzung. Diese Verletzung ist ein Krater in der Verteidigung. Ich weiß nicht, ob du das beurteilen kannst. Das ist eine der größten Verletzungen, die jede Mannschaft in der Freien Agentur erlebt hat. Aber... Er ist auch einer der overpaidsten Leute in der Freien Agentur. Ich glaube nicht, dass er overpaid ist. Robert Hunt war großzügig überzahlt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
What? Walk to the ocean. I really have no money. Get out of here. Get out of here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
We've got our pop-off later in the show. Greg Cody, the Corn King against my popcorn. That'll be probably in the post game. We've got some local hour stuff that I want to do in the next segment. But Ron McGill is with us now. And before we get to stuff with Ron McGill. 007 Vielen Dank, Stugatz. Viele Leute kritisierten Daniel Craig, aber sie haben sich auf ihn geworfen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Ich frage dich, wer war der beste 007 bei Levitard Show? Deine Wahl ist Daniel Craig, Sean Connery, Roger Moore und Pierce Brosnan. Wer war dein Wahl, Ron McGill, der beste von allen 007s? Definitiv Sean Connery.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
War er vor Roger Moore, Sean Connery? Er war der Original. Absolut. Er war der erste.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
I didn't remember his name. I do remember the hat. For those of you who do not know, the nemesis of 007 was an Asian man who flung a hat that had like knives on it or blades or whatever. Who throws a hat? Like a Peaky Blinder? Ja, genau. Einer von diesen Hats. Ein wunderschöner Waffen, wenn du es richtig nennst. Ja, es ist ein dreckiger, wenn du es nicht nennst.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Du musst sehr richtig mit dem Hats sein, sonst nimmst du jemandem einfach eine Rennflasche. Ich möchte spielen. Wir werden hier einige Dinge mit unserem Wettbewerb veröffentlichen. Ich denke, wegen Billy haben wir gestern einen sehr schlechten Job gemacht. Es war nur ein generaler, schrecklicher Schmuck.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Und ich weiß nicht, ob etwas wie dieses unser Wettbewerb von Ungewöhnlichen gemacht hat, aber ich möchte nur einen der mehr erinnerbaren Momente spielen, die wir mit Ron McGill hier hatten, wo er mit jemandem gesprochen hat, der er als Arzt dachte, aber tatsächlich Adam McKay war. Warte einen Sekunden.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
I don't know if that made the tournament in any way. I hope it did. We were just talking before you came on, Ron, about the blue whale's tongue being 2.7 tons, which I simply couldn't believe that something like that could, like, what is a mathematical fact that you could give us that would top that one? If you were just trying to impress us, the blue whale's tongue weighs 2.7 tons.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
And how impressive is that as a limb compared to the other limbs that animals have? Is that the most impressive of all the limbs?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
What do all of those things do?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
You seem stunned by that, Greg.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Gibt es da irgendwelche guten Theorien, Ron, die Sie gehört haben?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
What's the deal with owls? He's suffering the punishment of being Jerry Seinfeld today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Can you guys find the video for that, please? Because it was a great moment and we can all relive it right now. Incidentally, Tony, every time I look at you, I see someone different. Right now, it's 1960s-era Beatles. Yes. Get your ass! The Beatles win. Ich werde das in einem Sekunden, Mike, entschuldige dich.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Ron, in some sad news, I've got some video to play for you here, but it was national news, sad news, a young giraffe at Zoo Miami died from a broken neck after running into a fence. What happened there? Because you guys are very careful about how you protect every animal there, but the giraffes especially.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
I will be on Thursday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
The plural of giraffe is giraffe?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Plural of giraffes. Giraffes or giraffe? Let me play for you from the Fort Worth Zoo here. Elmo the gorilla is released back into his enclosure. You've told us the stories about this happening occasionally at zoos all over. There were two zookeepers already in there. So what happened?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
What happened in this situation and what was going to happen in this situation? What do you do in this situation when the gorilla comes running out and there are still zookeepers in there? Was that gorilla about to do something bad?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
More recently on the National Geographic show Queens, we've got Sophia the Killer Whale, a 60 year old orca, a grandmother, captured on camera killing a great white shark. How rare is this video? You've told us before about the Killer Whale being able to do this, but I have not seen it before. So how rare is this footage?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
How about this orca doing this to a bottlenose dolphin? It's a short video, but what do you make of this video?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Okay, let's do this. That was an elite level slur right before.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
How about this animal video of an owl trying to attack something that would become a wildcat? Owl trying to attack something? That's your cue video to play the John Chaney video.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Schreibt es bitte in die Kommentare. Ist Stugatz' Stimme 45 Kilo? Auch unser March Madness Tournament, das wir mit allen haben werden, lebitardaf.com ist dort, wo ihr geht. Es ist Merch Madness und es wird interaktiv sein, wenn ihr das mit uns machen wollt. lebitardaf.com, macht das jetzt. Es ist aktiv jetzt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Wir werden sehen, ob das Video den Lächeln, über den ich spreche, aufmerksam macht. Es ist Muttley. Ich habe es bestätigt. Roy ist gut daran.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
I have a lot of local stuff to get to. I'm wondering if Mike and Roy suffered any sort of post-traumatic stress disorder from losing at home to the Tampa Bay Lightning and watching five goals scored by the Lightning, which isn't something we've seen happen a whole lot to the Panthers this year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
You're saying basically that someone else this year, the Panthers barely made the playoffs last year and then end up in the Stanley Cup Final. You're saying that can happen again, that there are enough good teams that an 8 can wipe out a President's Trophy winner?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
I believe that I can stun both Greg Cody and Stugatz by asking them, do you know who the AAU College Hockey Division 3 National Champion is? Huh. Either one of you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Yes, I do. Really?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Say it again, what is it? The AAU College Hockey Division 3 National Champion. It's wordy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
I wanted to circle back around because Cody mentioned this earlier and I know Mike has been wanting to talk about it. Mike has gotten very close to the University of Miami women's basketball team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Mike, and I don't know if I've already betrayed you by saying this on air, but when you get angry at the University of Miami basketball, the men's basketball team, you have accused them of quitting because they just were so terrible in a way that was confusing, right? Because Miller and Wong were important last year, but not...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
dass es so wichtig ist, dass die Hurricanes alle ihre Spiele für sechs Wochen am Ende der Saison verlieren und nicht wirklich kompetitiv sein. Aber eines der Dinge, die ihr erwähnt habt, ist, dass, ja, die NCAA beantragte, dass Miami das Nummer-Ein-Overall-Siege für die WBIT ist. Und es gab eine Presseerklärung, die Miami als das Nummer-Ein-Team erklärte.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Stony Brook beantragte, dass sie Miami spielen, und dann verabschiedete Miami die Anrufung. Also ist James Madison zusätzlich und hat das Nummer-Ein-Overall-Siege gemacht, nachdem er nicht da war, oder? So you've got a one seed that wasn't even in the tournament because Miami's just like, never mind, we're not gonna do this.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Halt, halt. Begrüße dich und lass uns nur Mutley lachen. Begrüße deine Stimme, begrüße deine Kraft.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Er ist ein bisschen ein Savant. General Leipzig. Greg, willst du es noch mal probieren?
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Warte, lass uns von Laranega hören. Lass uns einfach hören und dann deine weisingen Gedanken danach haben.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Ich bin verwirrt von ein paar Dingen hier. Ich dachte, Poplar wäre viel besser. Und ich dachte, dass man die Wong-Miller-Verlust aufsetzen könnte, indem man Cleveland von FSU bekommt. Ich dachte wirklich, dass das irgendeinen Unterschied machen würde.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
You couldn't lose more than 10 times in the 10 times that they played.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
See Niner's son running around on a diamond somewhere? Did you see what Edrin James' son in Cincinnati, what his name is? Jizzle. Jizzle James.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
They're not good. Put it on the poll, please. Do you know what a Boilermaker is? Hmm.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Greg Cody hat es mir gerade auf seinem Computer gezeigt. Er hat es mir vorgestellt und es war nur die Satz, der blaue Haustür ist 2,7 Tonnen. Das ist, was es wiegt. Schreibt es bitte auf die Post, das Levitard-Show. Wisst ihr, dass der blaue Haustür wiegt, was ist das, 8.000 Pound? Das ist verrückt. Ja.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Ich kann das nicht glauben. Ich kann das nicht glauben. Ein Fisch. Etwas mit einem Fisch, weil es kein Fisch ist.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Das ist verrückt. Das ist verrückt, dass eine Stimme so schwer in der Ozeane existiert. Was ist das?
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Aren't these people who should be looking over their shoulders?
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Do you realize that Stugatz's greatest fear as a head coach would be a backup quarterback who has a two-syllable name because he's terrified of the chance?
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Wechseln Sie Ihre Namen zu zweisprachigen Namen für eine konkurrierte Vorteilung.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. Without being present, will Bill Belichick be at every Eagles game next year?
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Really? An upset.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Why do you like that, Greg?
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Greg, Greg. Will you quit? Just quit with you hear a word and then the first thing that comes to your head becomes cabbage. Cabbage Patch Kids.
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Hast du einen Top-5-Athleten, der Korn im Namen des Pop-Offs genannt hat?
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. If you close your eyes and concentrate, can you smell Augusta?
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Es ist der einzige Weg, um es über Jokic' Finger zu bekommen. Dan, weißt du, was Mike Tomlin mit Justin Fields tun wird?
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The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Das war's für heute. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Das ist der Code DAN für neue Kunden, um 300 Dollar in Bonusbetten zu bekommen.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
I like it. Herschel Walker should not be that fast for how big he was.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Dan, ich war unglaublich traurig. Ich war traurig und ich sagte Mike, bevor das Show begann, ich war sehr traurig, als ich Ameen's Jumper sah. Ameen ist wie ein Bruder zu mir. Ich liebe Ameen. Wir haben ein paar tolle Sachen zusammen gemacht. Als ich den Jumper sah, war ich so, wow, okay, wir müssen wieder evaluieren, was wir hier tun. Ich denke, Ameens Basketballtipps sind großartig.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Aber wenn du so einen Jumper hast, dann stellt das in Frage, was da passiert. Ich denke, auf Social Media gibt es viele Leute, die sagen, hey, wie können wir ihn ernst nehmen, wenn er einen Jumper hat, der so aussieht, als würde er mit seiner Hand schießen. Hast du noch nie einen von ihm entfernt? Nein, nicht so. Das ist ein kleiner Sample.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Oh, das war schrecklich zu sehen. Es hat mich traurig gemacht, also habe ich mir gedacht, weißt du was, ich will nicht dieser Typ sein, aber ich denke, wir müssen eine Art Limit und eine Art Test zusammensetzen. Erinnerst du dich an die Präsidenten-Szene in der Kinderhochschule, wo du die Präsidenten-Liste machen konntest? Du konntest sechs Pull-Ups machen. Du konntest deine Beine berühren.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Ja, es gab rote und blaue Stücke. Das war Arnold Schwarzeneggers Sache. Genau. Ich denke, wir müssen etwas wie das für die Sportmedien machen, wo, wenn dein Jumper eine bestimmte Art sieht, You can't really talk about people in the NBA.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Also, es war ein Dunk. Er hat seine Hand auf dem Rimm. Es ist ein Dunk.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
The bounce back of the ball is where he dislocated his finger. So if you watch him dunk it, the ball goes through the rim and then it comes back and then hits him in the hand. So it's actually on the throw in. He keeps his hand out. The ball hits him and then that's where he dislocates it.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
I was trying to read fast. UD was on the team. Luke Jackson. Bobby Jones. The Matrix, Sean Marion. Stoogatz. Zo, Shaq, Smush Parker. Chris Quinn. D-Wade. Jason Williams, they're alright. I mean, stacked roster. This is the Dan Levatar Show with the Stoogatz. Ich habe sechs verschiedene Übungen für den Präsidenten Fitness-Challenge.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Wir haben Sit-Ups, wir haben einen Shuttle-Run, wir haben den V-Sit-Reach, wir haben einen Meilen-Run, Pull-Ups und einen rechten Angeln-Push-Up.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Also, wenn wir es bei der nahesten Zeit zum Exit machen, was 17 ist, das ist der Cut-Off für den Präsidenten Fitness-Challenge, eine sechs Minuten Meile, 6.06 ist, was du runnen musst. Du musst 53... Ich kann da hin, aber es wird mich töten. Ich gehe den ganzen Weg runter. Du musst 55 consecutive Sit-Ups machen. Wow. Du musst einen 8,7-Schuttle-Run machen. Du musst einen 7-Inch-Sit-Reach machen.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Du musst einen 6-Minuten-Mile machen, 13 Pull-Ups und 53 consecutive Push-Ups. Ich kann dein Gesicht sehen. Ich mache das nicht. Nein, aber du kannst einen 6-Minuten-Mile machen.
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Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Ich habe gehört, ich war Dennis, der Jerry Seinfeld von Always Sunny spielt. Das ist das Derivative.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Nein. Wow, Greg. Nein, es ist ein Cartoon, oder? Nein, es ist nicht ein Cartoon. Es ist ein Cartoon. Es ist ein Titel wie ein Cartoon. Es ist ein Porno.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Er ist auch jüdisch. Er ist 98. Sorry, Mel. Der Sport ist stark in ihm. Ich denke, wenn du über 90 bist und noch lebendig bist, sollte es nicht gut sein. Ja, du bist tot. If you're over 90, you're alive. I'm not saying that. Craig's right. Dick Van Dyke is still alive. If I mistook him for dead, could he blame me?
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Aber wenn jemand mir sagt, ich werde dich kaufen lassen.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Ich wurde für einen Emmy nominiert? Ja, du warst Teil davon. Du bist willkommen. Ich erinnere mich nicht mehr darauf.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Too many Emmys. Nick Saban won an Emmy yesterday.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Yeah, no blind people play the piano. Keith knows his way around the keys. You know, I know what I know. Yeah, that's right.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
It's how long you stretch out that say. It's like the national anthem. You bet on it.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Ich sage Chicago, weil das der hometown Dog ist. Nein, das sind zu viele Kondimente auf dem Dog. Es ist in Indianapolis. Windresistenz.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Wird er etwas Interessantes sagen, ist die echte Frage. Wahrscheinlich nicht.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Aren't these hot dogs gonna tip over on the bank? That's what I was asking. I'm wondering. You have to go fast enough.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
And a shout out to the Wiener Circle, ladies and gentlemen. That's a real thing, though. Let's go.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
I was not aware of that. Not a keeper of her schedule. I was just told that my firstborn was off today.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Ich habe nichts über das zu tun, um ehrlich zu sein. Co-Arbeiter.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Ja, der Art von Sieg, den ein echter Panther-Fan wirklich feiern möchte. Ich sage nur, dass ich nichts davon beitragen will.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
I'm on the record as saying, I believe my son, when he simply told me neutrally, I'm off today. Well, he's right about that, he's not here.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
Really? Dan showed no signs yesterday when I saw him of being ill. You know, again, implying nothing. Big Panthers win, man. That's a good question.
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Hour 2: The Yacht Dog
With a C, I'm with you. C, I'm telling you, someone's lying. Totally different Mark. Are Stein names always Jewish? I'm asking that neutrally. I don't know. Based off my own personal experience, yeah, for the most part. Okay. Learn something new every day.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Wir waren auf der völlig anderen Seite. Jemand hat einen Brandenburg-Panthers-Jersey mit dem Spiel gegen die Maple Leafs gewonnen. Das waren nur Tricks.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Das andere an Mikula ist, dass er mit dem Rutsch, mit dem A.J. Greer-Goal, mitgekommen ist. Das war großartig, das große Mann hier. Es war ein 3-on-2, aber es war ein 2-on-1 auf der blauen Linie. Er war ein Playmaker auf dem Spiel. Ghost wird seinen Block aufhören. Keine Ahnung.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Ja, ich habe die Logik der Konflikt-Situation nicht verstanden.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Das sollte ein Sportspieler sein, der den Puck und Marshawn verletzt hat. Er hatte nur einen Ruffing-Penalty, Gott sei Dank, in dieser Situation. Zwei separate Ruffing-Penalties und die 10-Minuten-Miss-Kontakt, die Marshawn verletzt haben. Das macht keinen Sinn.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Ja, das zweite Tor war gigantisch für die Florida Panthers und das hat gezeigt, wie tief dieses Team ist. Thomas Nosek, der auf der vierten Linie war, musste auf die dritte Linie gehen, weil Marshawn das Spiel ausgelassen hat, weil er das Fehler gemacht hat. Er hat den Assistenten auf der losen Linie gewonnen.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Zwei Powerplay-Goals für die Panthers, ich erwarte das nicht, dass das wieder passiert.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Roderick. I know a Rod. What about Rod Thorne?
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
He is a Rodney. Rodney King Thorne. Rod Brindemar. His name was Rodney King? Rodney, his middle name is King Thorne.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Do you know how hard it is to be the idiot on a day we have a giant photo of Greg and Mike nose to nose? And incidentally, Greg still wants to defend. He spent the entire break looking up why it is he shouldn't be using Eskimo anymore. And he wants to double down on it.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
It's a mouthful. But the or whatever, it makes it more of a mouthful to make it the or whatever there.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Well, first of all, Juju, those tickets don't cost hundreds of dollars.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
No, that sounds like you.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Is that what the pass sounded like?
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
That's disconcerting. It's disconcerting.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
The best move is always make Dan look like a fool. Yes, a universal joke that will pay until the end of time.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Now, wait a minute. Isn't there a disclaimer in fine print on the back of a ticket that says, essentially that says, if you get hit by a foul ball, it ain't our fault?
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
OK, so you have never you never contested. one of that such claim?
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
And what's a typical settlement?
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I was probably like, that kind of thing. Something. Okay, no. The home run call was that kind of swing, that kind of thing. Stugatz. Oh. That's a good call. Thank you. And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. Like, you're not tailoring it to a particular name. You know, all that jazz. You know, you don't got to do that. You just do a generic call. Oh, that would be a great call.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
You do mind it when I do it, when we're in it. But afterward, I'm laughing out loud at the whole absurdity of it.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Yes, a John Birdie autographed.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Right. I don't think I've ever failed to catch it, though, and sent that to my wife.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Wow. So if I slip and fall on a soiled diaper that hasn't been picked up, I get to bat forth in the next game.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
It's visual humor. When I say that, you have to picture me at my age in a ridiculous batting helmet.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Full uniform, yeah. Stirrups. I won No. 9, which was my first number in Little League because it was my mother's favorite number. Fun fact. But it's the visual. It's the visual. Me batting against a 98-mile-an-hour fastball is funny.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I got bat speed. I tell you that. I may not make contact, but I got bat speed.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I mean, I think it's a great little ballpark. That's condescending. No, I think the capacity is just the right size for this franchise right now. I think the retractable roof was necessary and smart. I think the look over the outfield wall to the downtown skyline is gorgeous.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
I think there's a lot good about it, and I'm not going to retrofit that because I object right now to the way the club is being run by the cheapest owner in all of sports, Bruce Sherman. I could go on and on about that, but I think the ballpark itself is perfectly fine. I like the location as well.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Well, it's the lack of a plan. They're building toward a future that never gets here. They're fielding a minor league lineup this season. A month from now, they probably will trade their only star, Sandy Alcantara, once he proves he's healthy with four or five starts. And their minor league system, I saw the pipeline ranking, they're only mid-pack right now.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
It's not as if they have a top three minor league system where the immediate future is guaranteed. He is spending egregiously low. They lose 100 games last year, and the payroll falls by $36 million. If I were MLB or the Players Association, I wouldn't stand for the inexcusably low spending that Bruce Sherman is doing.
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
David, I have a specific question to ask you. But first, I have to hark back to something you said and make a point of clarification. When you use the phrase bet your bippy, what is the etymology on that?
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The Big Suey: You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Why did you say yes? No, because he's right. Sweet, Bippy. And it reminds me, it's from Laugh-In.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
I know what I think you spent too much time on.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Me versus Dave Hyde.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yeah, with. Thanks, Juju.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
You know, a couple of them.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Well, we have to. You can't do it by phone. You've got to meet. You're going to have an executive meeting.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Yeah, that kind of thing. I mean, we move on with life. We grow. We expand. I wrote a Back in My Day book. You want to hear Back in My Days? There's about 100 of them in here. Maybe 150 of them.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
No, you haven't, because some of them are original. Some of them have not been heard in 10 years.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
This is the 10th anniversary book of Back in My Days.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Well, that's a good question.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
That's my all-time favorite. See, he should rerun some of the best ones, but he won't do it. This guy.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
I know. It was funny.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
If you and I meet in the championship game, we got to make a bet or something like a friendly bet. I'm with it. Yeah.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
Okay, I was thinking of something a little bit less involved and serious, but we'll see what we can do.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
I'm going to have my people get with your people, and we'll get it done. Yep, over lunch.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Zoe hated me. Yeah, but still, it was a good interview.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
He can be. That's the beauty of editing. We tighten it up.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
What did you ask him that he didn't prefer? Oh, Greg.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
No, he's not setting me up. He has no clue.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Yeah, you'd think that he would have been prepared to answer that rather than make an issue of the fact that I had asked. I am prepared. We're making fun of you because you can't answer it.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
The best thing on my podcast was Alonzo Mourning talking very emotionally about how terrified he was, thinking he was dying, and all that he went through, and why he's coming forward now. to alert people to do the same and to get checkups and to be aware of their health.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
He talked a lot about the Overtown Youth Center that he founded 20 years ago and about his work in Miami to promote affordable housing. in areas that need it.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
It's a very good question. It's a very good question.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Yeah, no. You know what? Damn it, I didn't. Oh, get him back on. Man.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Not a Bears fan. Plus, his friends aren't technically in the Hall of Fame yet. I mean, that's being a little presumptuous. Yes.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
What? They've got a long way to go. They are playing their way out of it. They've got to win a couple more rings.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Are we overcomplicated this, though, with Aaron Rodgers? If he's the king of New York right now, if his time with the Jets has been a massive success and they're headed to the playoffs and they're really good, are we still talking about how unhappy he is?
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
He was doing some good work out there.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
A little heavy on the tape, but that would be my only critique.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
You know, I complimented his rap game.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
I thought it was great. I would accept that gift. And I don't even know what was in there. But because he rapped it, I would accept it.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Oh, I look down on badly wrapped gifts. Really? Yeah. I'm going to be very honest with you. My wife is a wonderful person. She sort of goes really quick with the gift wrap.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
At least. She has a lot to wrap. No. But they're all coming in cardboard boxes on the doorstep. No.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Sure. I have a new nickname for Roy this week only. Can I unveil it? Roy Jingle Bell-a-me. I like it. Thank you. I do, too. So does Roy. Thanks, Greg. You get it, Dan? You're welcome, Roy.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Yeah, he is. Yeah. And he's gone through a really rough year with health issues. And he's been very forward and out front with talking about what he's gone through. And we talked to him about it at length on the podcast. It's actually a pretty serious interview. We get nutty and everything because Christopher is a part of it. And he's asking inane questions that upset Zoe.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
Wow, I love it.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
I was thinking just Nick.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
He is struggling with the wrapping of this gift. That's why he's so great at it, Dan. You've got to take your time with these things.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
And a sad Jets helmet.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
It's football season.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
My God, it's Kane. I'd be interested in Nick's feelings on Michael K. Does he talk too much? Michael? Yeah.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
Those are choices Michael made, by the way.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
Michael K., would you attend Dan Levitard's funeral?
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
Or gets me out of work.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
So good. I love the throwing of the bat. It's great.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
He's not ending anything. He's just moving to earlier in the day. I mean, from afternoons to middays.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
Apologies, yes. That is a big difference, and I apologize. I should have known better, Michael.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
Early afternoon drive, Dan.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
I would like Nick to have the ability to join us whenever Nick feels like joining us.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
Hold on, Dan.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
Go home now.
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Hour 1: Nick Turturro's Yankees Fan Rage With David Samson And Michael Kay
He's telling Bob to dial it back. That's what Nick is saying, and I agree with Nick.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Right. No, I think I'm above him. I do. Right. If he and I were having that conversation, I would be like, dude, I'm older than you. I've been in the market longer than you have. What would Hyde say? He'd probably say, why are we having this silly conversation? Right. And he'd be right, by the way. He'd be right. Which loop was that that we closed?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Well, he is in my class as a columnist, and you could argue he's a better columnist than I am. But you'd be wrong. I don't think so.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Dave Hyde has been in the APSC top ten more often than I have. Wow, but who's counting? Well, I know I've been, I think I've made it three or four times. I think he's made it probably ten times. Wow. No, he's good. He's really good at what he does. I probably have a higher national stature largely because of this show. So, you know, there's different ways you can weight it.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I think because I'm a protege of Edwin's more directly than Dave is and longer, I think I deserve that stature in this market. But you could make an argument for Dave.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
it's weird comparing us. It really is. You know, it's like... Be a wrestler. Let's go lean into this. You're like trying to be all... No, it's because I know Dave. I like Dave. I admire him. He's very good at what he does. You know, I think I'm very good at what I do.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Very nice. Thank you, Izzy.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Yeah, the NBA is struggling to reinvent itself in a way with the NBA Cup in-season tournament. Now they're talking about making a tournament of a single-day all-star game. It's full of gimmickry. They're losing ground. The Miami Heat have been spinning wheels for two or three years. They need to break up this big three right now.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
You know, trade Butler if you get anything for him before the February 7th deadline because why not?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Yes. Why not? Blow it up, why not? He's 35 years old. If he has any value and you can get anything for him before February 7th, trade him and move on without him. They have to. The thing about the Panthers, I was at the championship parade in a pouring rain. The crowd there was astounding, given the weather. It was astounding. This is not a niche sport anymore.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
The Panthers are a big deal in town and getting bigger all the time. Five years ago, they've had five years of sustained competitiveness and being really good. Kids born five years ago are just now growing up to become sports fans. What do I want to cover? What's a good team? The Panthers are the best choice in town right now.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
No, don't explain it.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I think it's ridiculous.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
It's awesome if it's hockey because you guys won the cup. If we're talking about all-star games, they're all terrible. The Pro Bowl should be eliminated. It has been.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Right. And caring. I'm a caring person. And I've tried to explain it before. My wife is very charitable. She gives to, I would say, easily a dozen causes.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Too charitable, you could argue.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Yeah, they did have a proclamation from the city, though, calling it Edwin Pope Night or something.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
This is where I come in on this. Can he rap? There you go. Rap, rap, rap.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Okay. Merry Christmas, Greg. You're entitled to your opinion.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Yeah, it's a little tight, yeah. I should probably be out there on an open desk
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I can tell you what's what. Dave Hyde— No, Dave Hyde and I are friends. I mean, he's... Debatable. You know, he's taller than I am.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Did you invite him to your 70th? I did, actually. He couldn't make it. He was out of town. Some friend? Yeah. Were you there, Stu Gatz? I can't remember. No, I wasn't. But seriously... I'm surprised you remembered that. He'll hold on to those. I keep notes. They're all up here.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
We do charitable work in the Cody household. I don't sign the checks per se, but my wife's a big giver, and since I married her, I get credit for her big giving.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
That's not a wrap-in, so now I've got... Half-assed at that bag. Whoa, what's that? What is that, a slab of ribs?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Not a real Christmas bow. Okay, I don't know. Which one is it? The brown one. It's the one that looks like it's meat from a butcher shop.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
By the way, the rhino is actually a white elephant. What does it say?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I give away nothing. The to, if it is indeed a gift from me, which I'm not acknowledging.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
It says from Rudy Martinez. Ah, big difference. That's a fine. It is a fine. Who's Rudy? Who's Rudy Martinez? That's for you to figure out. Does he work here?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Video department, Dano. Who is Rudy Martinez?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
No, he had one last year.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I'm a fan of Dave Hyde's. I don't know why it has to be either or.
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
I was probably like, that kind of thing. Something. Okay, no. The home run call was that kind of swing, that kind of thing. Stugatz. Oh. That's a good call. Thank you. And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. Like, you're not tailoring it to a particular name. You know, all that jazz. You know, you don't got to do that. Oh, that would be a great call.
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
And fumbles.
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Wow. Good contribution. Vinny Testaverde, 35. Vinny the T, UM. Go Canes. Frank Tepuca.
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Sid Luckman.
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Yes. The broadcaster from the movies. Go on, keep going. Played by?
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
There's a moment associated with the Burgundy character.
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
I was happy to be fine. You're great at what you do, though. I'm honored. You're welcome. Career highlight.
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Yeah, my top 100 guests. Dan, unfortunately, just missed the top 10.
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
You know what? You got that right. That's true. That's true. Erlacher magic.
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Already?
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Well, yeah, not Florida. I mean, Florida is merely taking advantage of what the NCAA has allowed. But do you agree? I mean, we've had more than 2,000 transfers just in this window. And...
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Hour 2: The Cowboy Hat Made of Bacon (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
I want to ask Roy that as much as it benefits the good teams, the rich get richer now because of the transfer portal. But it's been bad for the sport, I think, because it's just it's chaotic now. You had players transferring from teams that made the Sweet 16 this year during the tournament. It just seems ridiculous to me.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Gretzky just has 900 more assists. Ovechkin had two work stoppages in COVID to deal with as well. I mean, no one's arguing. You don't want to hear about two work stoppages in COVID? I think his point is right, though. No one is arguing that Ovechkin's a better player than Gretzky.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
You can't say he's a better goal scorer just because he has more goals. Correct.
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Hour 1: Moisés Kangalou
Of course, he replaced the woman. Number two, Jess.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
This is largely performative, but we need to establish some reasonable doubt. Yes, exactly. Stugatz. I always like leaving Dan on high. Because he's so vulnerable, I just unfairly fade down the chickens and just leave him by himself. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Yeah. He spent his career like that, playing middle linebacker, not being Brian Erlacher, getting 1,000 tackles and taking 10 years to make the Hall of Fame. I didn't realize you were going to take out Zach Thomas. Is there bad blood here? What's going on? No, I love Zach Thomas.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
He's been on the Greg Cody Show podcast several times.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
No, I milked that for like three columns because I was pushing for the game for years. And you do a comparative of his career stats and Brian Erlacher's, and Zach Thomas has the upper hand. It's ridiculous that he isn't seen as Brian Erlacher, except his teams famously were mediocre.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
So David, this is a conference where there's only one dominant team, and if you're Denver, you're allowed to think, you know what, we're underperforming, we could still be the second best team in this conference. You don't think that firing an unpopular coach, even now, even with this timing, is going to provide some sort of a spark? You don't believe in that spark theory based on sudden change?
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Now, David, you didn't try to talk Loria out of firing this manager just because the manager had yelled at him and told him to shut up? That doesn't seem like a firing offense to me unless the owner is especially thin-skinned.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
You know, he was stout. He was in the middle somewhere. Number 54, maybe? That would have been great if I'd thought to do that. That would have been terrific. Nice knowing his number, by the way. Most don't, I'm sure. Especially those people on the plane. They have no idea.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
After last night's event, we went by an unnamed local bar. What event? I might have hit it pretty hard. You know, I went to an acting class, Dan. Did you really? Yeah, you know, I'm not. Wow. Most people know that I was in a major motion picture in the early 80s, Absence of Malice, but I'm not content. You know, I believe in life. You got to grow. You got to inch forward. You got to move.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
You got to advance. Got to want to know. Got to want to grow. Yeah, exactly. I want to know. I want to grow. I want to learn. I want to earn. And so I find myself last night. Let's start the show. Among amateur actors.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Oh, you know, I hate to talk about myself, but it came up that I was in an acting class last night. Even though I've appeared, you know, in a film, I was among beginning actors, which was refreshing for me.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
I was a student. You could teach the class, though.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Yeah. What can I tell you? Like I say, I want to immerse myself in learning. I want to learn. I want to earn. And so... I was in a class. It was very enlightening. The instructor, I don't know what you'd call an acting instructor. You nailed it. She was excellent. She opened my eyes to stuff.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
You know, when I was in Absence of Malice, Sidney Pollack, the acclaimed late great director, didn't have a lot of personal dealing with me. You know, I dealt with subdirectors. And so this time I felt like I was with a real acting coach. And she was great.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
That's a good point. By the way, you all make a note, Dan. Meadowlark needs to spring for coffee sleeves, because when I first started drinking this coffee, it was almost too hot to pick up, but now it's fine.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Yep. you know what i mean yeah i do know what you mean easy street yeah thank you very good good coffee though i gotta say it christopher was supposed to get me some uh brand name coffee uh outward and he reneged on his deal And so I'm left with whatever brand this is.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Were you yelling in acting class?
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
There was some yelling in acting class. I was asked to read scripts and do roles that required me to raise my voice and character. And so I'm paying for it today. This is the price of being an actor. And raising your voice.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
I mean, not only is the season not over, they could still win home court advantage in the playoffs. It's crazy to fire them when... They fired him.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
They do, for sure. But when I hear a coach question his players' pride, that's a red flag. I don't think any player, and it isn't just this generation, I don't think any player ever wants to have their pride or their effort questioned. You can question the physicality of their play or something they're doing technically wrong.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
But to say that you don't have any pride or you're not trying hard enough. Sarcastically saying, oh, they don't watch film.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Those last two sentences were not necessary. They were in the book, Dan. I mean, it's just different, though. It's not your father.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
When are we going to start telling in the oral history all of those stories?
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I'd like you to come up with a top five list of things that you heard about. Things that just people, I don't know about these things.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Shockidence! Don Levitard. But it's just his titties are sitting on the shelf that is his belly. Stugatz.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I'd like to know more because you shield me from some of this stuff. Greg Cody is now clamoring in. He has missed all of that, thankfully, because otherwise Chris would have had to imagine his own father in some of the same positions that you guys just forced me to imagine my father.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
But I do have it right that Greg Cody was in yesterday and he called the University of Miami loss an epic embarrassment. And Mike Ryan flip-flopped over the course of two days from, we deserve to not be in the playoffs because of the epic embarrassment, because you lose two out of three, you lose to Syracuse, you're a big favorite, nobody regards Syracuse the way Mike regards Syracuse. And then...
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Mike just goes off the deep end yesterday and becomes a shilling ambassador for all things Canes, bought and paid for integrity in tatters because, you know, I'm alleging, no one has said this publicly except the hand at the end of the show yesterday, that Mario Cristobal threatened to twist the nipples of Mike Ryan if he didn't get out there and change his tone on things.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
And so the University of Miami... is nationally getting more than BYU is. BYU is suffering because it's not the program name that Miami is and because Miami conjures, even now still, a certain thing in the country, even though they haven't mattered in football this way for 20 years. the country at large is having a good argument about Miami versus Alabama, correct?
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Because Alabama got in just because of the regard for the SEC. The same thing that Mike Ryan has been yelling about, which is I understand that conference's earned reputation, but it hasn't been that this year. It's just echoes and fumes, like that everyone in that conference has been proven to be beatable by any number of conferences.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Shadow show. Shadow in it. Shadow in it. Stugatz just dropped something on the floor here and picked it up and said, and the words were less painful than the wheezing way he said it. Mm-hmm.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Georgia did lose all my respect with that Georgia Tech game, though. Yeah, but I don't think they're... Georgia Tech's good, dude. That's what I've been trying to argue. No, but all I'm saying is that if Georgia Tech can beat Georgia, if Georgia Tech can beat Georgia, then you can't make a convincing... They can't because they can't score two points.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I want to talk about that in a second, but Jessica, you wanted to get in here.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I am, but I'm doing a great many things to basically just avoid pain. Everything that I do right now is just to make sure that I'm not in pain. But you're the young one here in this room today because Greg Cody's on his way, but he is stuck. And I don't know if Jessica has felt this or not.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I will tell you again, it's a made for television event. And while I would want to watch, uh, the best offense in the sport and cam ward play one more game, uh, the nation will have its regard for Alabama. And there's a whole generation that doesn't have any understanding that Miami used to be good, uh, entire generation, 20 years.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
So Alabama is getting a lifetime achievement award on a made for television event because the argument I would make and Jessica, uh, You tell me if you think I have this wrong, because at the time that Northern Illinois beat Notre Dame, I said to myself, even not knowing anything because it was too early in the season, OK, that's a giant upset.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
That's probably the biggest upset there's going to be in the sport this year, winning at Notre Dame. It was the most confusing result of the season, but it was so early that I'm like, OK, well, Notre Dame must not be good if that's happening. I still don't have a sample on who everyone is.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
i've got a sample on alabama and the most confusing result to me this season i didn't see the game how the hell did alabama lose that way to oklahoma how was the offense neutralized what don't i know about uh... the importance of nick saban's coaching that would make it so that alabama and that quarterback That Milrow wouldn't be able to do anything in a game against a terrible Oklahoma team.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Where were the most confusing results of the season? Because that one, I just didn't understand. And it was so recent that I can't believe they got forgiven for it, even though Alabama's been forgiven for any number of losses over the last few years, just because people know to put them on television.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
This is the single worst time of year in South Florida if you want to get around because Art Basel and money is in town. December's terrible. Look, under all circumstances, Miami is overcrowded, more overcrowded than it's ever been. We are not equipped for what is here. Our transit system is not equipped for everything that's here. But what's here this week? is totally insane.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Yeah, but I also think also is that people were watching the end of that game and people must not have been watching what happened in Oklahoma, Alabama, because you can't know what happened in that game and say to me that that's a team that deserves to be among the 12 best.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
And I was moderately relieved, though disappointed, to hear that Stugatz and Greg Cody's book signing tomorrow isn't going to happen because I simply don't want to drive at 6 p.m. to Coral Gables because it's going to take me two and a half hours to get there from the beach, and it's only like 10 miles.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Don Levitard. Surely every time you're watching this, you recognize that your wife is laughing that she married Larry David.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I do, yeah. One of the great characters in the history of television, in my humble opinion. And to my credit, my personality... In my humble opinion, followed by to my credit. To my credit. It's amazing. My personality does predate Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I'm not going to say Larry David patterned himself after me.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
All right, put it on the poll, please, Jude. You did, Greg Cody, copyright being an asshole long before Larry David.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
It should haunt you for years, and it should haunt Mario Cristobal for years. Because... They blew it, Miami, right? Like, I want to have righteous indignation on behalf of Miami. They should be ranked ahead of Alabama. And you can make a good argument that, oh, their only two losses were by nine points to good teams. That's true.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
But the timing of those losses was disastrous, an absolute disaster. When they blew that 21-point lead, they had no chance. There's no room. I want to have righteous indignation on behalf of Miami. It's very, very difficult the way that season ended.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
The other part of that, though, because you're talking about the late-game situation there. The reason I would have gone for it on fourth and goal, because people assume if you get an incompletion there, you're still giving them the ball at the 10-yard line.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
No, I'm calling a play that gets me even closer to the goal line if I get the completion so that perhaps I've got the possibility of them starting from their own one or their two or their three.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
We will find out whenever it is that Greg Cody gets here. We promoted it so well yesterday, too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Here's what's happening here to me that's so funny, and I can't believe it's the Miami team that gives us this gift. You guys are sitting here trying to make arguments based on merit as if merit matters. To me, it's fascinating that we keep doing this stupidity when the point of this particular season is the argument. It's not about the merit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
So you come at me with the timing of this was disaster. Timing is not about merit. How good is your football team? Timing. You're coming at me with how it looks that they lost with a 21-point lead and the fourth and goal and the botched ending at Syracuse. The merit is what are their records and what have they done against the others? Unless when you got a bunch of murkiness.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
You can just make it a made-for-television event, and everybody would prefer to have Alabama, even as we make the arguments on behalf of Miami because we're myopic and because we love Cam Ward and this generational team that isn't as television-friendly as Alabama is because a whole generation has watched Alabama be great at football that hasn't seen Miami be great at football.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I think that you guys didn't have the ability the sigh from Greg Cody there I don't think that you guys had the ability during the course of this segment to make me long for my father talking about Fifty Shades of Grey but you managed it
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Who calls them slacks? Because I thought it was just my dad. I thought it was people my dad's age.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Put it on the poll, Juju. Do people still call them slacks? Because I'm not sure about that. Have you guys all been running into this traffic yet? Because what is... Miami, you can look it up. It is, however it is they measure these things empirically, it is past Los Angeles as a bad traffic town, however it is they do those measurements. Jessica has felt that for a while down here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
It hasn't always been like that. But do you feel it now? Because I don't want to go anywhere. Like, I don't want to go anywhere that is, you know, 12 blocks away because of how congested everything is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I'll get into National Signing Day in a second because I'm really surprised, Stugatz, that since the days when we have mocked this stuff. Yes. We have now become this stuff that we used to mock in terms of the trafficking in high schoolers that was such an obsession when Joel Buxbaum was a regular on sports radio. In fact, can you find me a clip?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
There is a clip somewhere of one of these experts being faked out by a show that was just asking about fake high school prospects. And then the expert went into whatever the spiel was. on a player that didn't exist.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
But I have wanted to talk to Jessica for the last couple of days, wanted her here because she gets 200-yard interception returns to get her into the playoffs clearly to defeat USC, but also she has the added joy of seeing...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
miraculously, amazingly, the very first time the playoff system goes to a professional format that is 12 teams and allows more than any, as Miami does, all of the things before the season that would have been considered a successful season, if not for the way that this ended in disaster so that, correct me if I'm wrong, Miami's the only team anyone's really arguing about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Miami is in the spot where they're the 13th team, where the argument is about Miami or Alabama, but most people listening to this would say if the playoff were somehow 13 teams that Miami would likely be in, or is there someone else being argued about more than Miami?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I wanted to talk to you about how good Notre Dame is or isn't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
USC was playing with, was in your field position playing for the tie. They were playing for the tie with one of those interception returns on their side of the field.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Two of them were in the last couple of minutes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I can't tell you how not funny that is to me. So good. We have about a dozen. Play them all.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
One more. Liquid and smoldering?
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
I mean, that is not what is bad about this for me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
What you've just conjured is something that I haven't thought about in about 47 years, which is the time that I was very scared in my childhood. I didn't want to sleep in my own room. I snuck into my parents' room. I snuck in under their bed, and something started happening that I didn't really have. Huh? Baby! Yeah, I was 36 years old.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
It's very unpleasant what you have just done there in terms of just conjuring sort of an, you know when you move things in an attic or basement that haven't been moved a lot and there's like dust and cobwebs and stuff? You just did that around a memory that's horrifying to me that I had buried like deep, deep down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
And Netflix is going to turn this chestnut versus Kobayashi thing into an annual thing or into something that continues as a franchise, just the way they did in golf with that thing where once a year they have the four celebrities play a round of golf. That's going to be the same thing with eating now. They swooped in and they're going to own this. Netflix is now going to own competitive eating.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
It's my latest pet peeve. And I introduced it on my podcast. And it's become a real thing in my neighborhood. Okay. Neighbors are parking their cars on their lawns. Okay. You got a driveway, but there's a couple of cars in the driveway, three cars in the driveway. You need more room. I don't know how many cars you got at your house. Maybe it's eight, nine.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
People are parking on their lawn, not on the swale. But on their lawn. Wow. And it's ugly. I don't know where privilege comes in. It's ugly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
picture of it and show you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
You have to do what you have to do. And the biggest perpetrator happens to be the guy I've already got a beef with because he's the holiday besmircher who's putting up his Halloween decorations in late August.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Okay, this guy has a driveway. He's got a swale. But he's parking his cars willy-nilly all over the grass, never in the same spot twice in a row. Smart, because if you do that, the heat of the engine is going to burn a patch in the grass, and the tire marks are going to kill the grass as well. So he's doing the right thing. But I'm going to take a picture and show you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Every time I drive by, he happens to have a couple of big, giant pickup trucks parked. Big giant pickup truck.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Get a bigger driveway. What? Stu Gatz is right. It's an eyesore. It's an eyesore.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
I did. I got the horse out back. Parked in the front would have been funny. Yeah, parked on my lawn. I'd rather have a horse parked on a lawn than a big-ass pickup truck. It's ridiculous.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
I see a big pickup truck on his grass when there is a spot in the driveway.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
His wife's not home yet. That's her spot. I'm going to go to City Hall. I'm going to speak to my commissioners and see if I can get this done. You're not doing that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Well, I said seven minutes a period. No, you said seven minutes a night. I knew what you meant, Greg.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
All right. As the star of the billboard. Thank you. As the star of the billboard, let me propose a very simple compromise. The billboard goes up in Edmonton tomorrow morning if the Panthers win tonight. Deal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Good. Dan doesn't want that.
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Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Thank you. It's a great billboard, too, especially because the likeness of me is from, like, 1985. That's what's great. I look youthful.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Edmonton should wake up to that billboard after the Cats raise the cup tonight. That's what should happen. And you know it. And you know it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
But the order in now is contingent on the Panthers winning. And if they don't win, you eat the deposit. You eat the deposit if the Cats lose. Eat the deposit?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Well, she's mocking it right now more than hating it. Give her time to hate.
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Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Right. That's right. No, I feel that it's coming in. I don't like to look at it because it makes me sad, but I feel like it's coming in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
It's my playoff stash.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Oh, yes. Yes, I would have. And it takes me five holes to get over that. I mean, I'm fuming if nobody gives me a two and a half foot putt because secretly when I'm standing over that putt, I'm worried that I'm going to miss it. And apparently Rory McIlroy was, too. That's the amazing thing. That's a big, Stu Gatz, tell me if I'm wrong.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
The biggest difference between an amateur golfer and a professional golfer isn't the distance off the tee, although it's that too. To me, the biggest difference is these guys on a 15, 18, 20 foot putt, they expect to make it. Yes, or at least get it down in two. Right, whereas I'm nervous over a three-foot putt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Yes, so to see a Rory McIlroy choke over a two-and-a-half-foot putt is an amazing thing to me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
I don't know. It's just a tough name for me. I mean, given the fact that he hasn't won a major in 10 years and this was his opportunity, it doesn't surprise me that he— Are you wheezing? It sounded like wheezing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
I think we did three out of five. We want a big sample here. We're not just doing one time. Best three out of five?
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
Well, I believe it was best two out of three, and then the loser was a sore loser, so the winner was like, fine, we can do three out of five.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
What are some other Olympic events that might come later in the summer?
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
We're not doing that one. It was a bad joke when you made it on the pod.
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
No, I'm saying we listed a bunch of random stupid events like a staring contest, and I was like, here, let's tee that up so the audience can see what's down the road, and you just made the Snapple joke.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
Another one that, and maybe we could do this one here. Another one that we're going to do is my dad wants to do, my dad wants to do this one, arm wrestling. Yeah. He thinks he could beat me. Oh, I'm worried about Greg there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
That's another one I don't want to do.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
We did this one on this week's episode.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
Nobody's loudest on their first clap, though. Look it up. I know. You got to build up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
We struggle with the one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
Chris Cody, go ahead. Like I said, I'm a five-pack guy, but all right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
I think Billy's winning. All this buildup for a guy that's known for clapping. As a Ute.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
No. That's a fine clap. Oh, that's a fine clap. You're disqualified. Known for clapping, huh? When he was a kid. As a youth. As a youth. That was like his golf shot. That was really bad.
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
So clap off. What are we doing here?
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
I want to take my ring off, though. I want to take my ring off, too. All right, everybody go again.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
Yes. I thought I was pretty strong. Remember, I'm a Cody. Oh, that was good.
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
There's a pace to this thing. I watched Dan Marino. For the final, they like to bring in the biggest names they can get. Last year, Marino came in. I don't know which game it was, one of the games, and he just was off. And it just kind of gets, the whole crowd reacts weird. It's a big moment right before the game. And I'm just worried.
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
I kind of need to see Jack Nicklaus send in a video of him doing the beat before he does it.
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
There's a pace to it. It can really, it just gets the whole crowd. There's murmuring start. Like the crowd, when there's not a good drum beater, it affects the crowd. And I just don't need the crowd affected on this huge night. I love the Golden Bear, but it's just I do love the Golden Bear. I don't know. Is he a Panthers fan? Is he going to be wearing a jersey? I'm not really.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
He's a Panther fan. They'll give him a jersey. But I'm just, yes, I have my concerns.
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Hour 1: Mike Schur's June Observations
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 8
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10 Days of Gregmas: Day 8
I can't believe we're working on January 1st right now, Jeremy.
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Postgame Show: The Countdown
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Postgame Show: The Countdown
Yeah, sure thing. Hey, you sold that car yet?
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Postgame Show: The Countdown
Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
He would have been, had he accepted the offer, the eighth highest paid coach in the NBA. It tells me, Dan, that the Lakers, for whatever reason, never really wanted him to be the head coach.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
Because if you really wanted him to be the head coach and you want him to move away from an area of the country where he has spent his entire life and really has given no indication he's ever going to leave that area of the country, then you make him the offer that Woj originally reported, which was north of $100 million. Right.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
It seems to me what would make them look bad is handing J.J. Redick one of the most coveted jobs anywhere in sports. And so I think you have to at least give the appearance that you're going after more qualified candidates, bigger names.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
Does he need the leverage? I'm asking you. Does he need the leverage, really? Like, if he wanted to raise an extension, he could have just asked UConn, right? He's won back-to-back national championships.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
I'm just asking if he needs leverage. This is a guy who's won back-to-back national championships.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
They find ways to stay relevant.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
Not a... I went back and checked those A's teams. He was right about Raleigh Fingers. I thought he got caught up at Raleigh Fingers' mustache and thought the whole team had mustaches, but... Ron was right and I was wrong. Catfish Hunter, Gene Tennis, they all had mustaches.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
10 per year, Dan. OK, thank you.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
Not just baseball. I think young people in general are just going with mustaches. They're back in. I see them everywhere. It's crazy.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
Rough. Hit those photos when the eyes turn red. Yeah.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
But at least someone dressed properly for the magnitude of that event. Thank you. Well done, Greg.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
This is a dad who coached at St. Anthony's for 51 years, a high school coaching legend, and both his kids coach as well.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
They go through a lot of coaches, though, I'll tell you that. At least recently.
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Hour 1: The Return Of The Mustache
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Yeah, I think one minute will just about do it. I'm over-medicated right now. I try to take a victory lap every 30 years or so, and I took one in the early 90s for my Dan Trade Marino column. Proved to be accurate because he never won a Super Bowl.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Now 30 years later, Connor McDavid, Connor McOverrated, has never won a Stanley Cup, so I'm taking a victory lap for that too because at 2-0 down, doesn't look like he's gonna win one this time either. Also taking a victory lap for the latest Greg Cody show with Greg Cody podcast, because it's a killer. Wow, I cry talking about my own dad. How embarrassing. But anyway, enough about me.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
I'm going to schedule another victory lap for about 30 years when I'm turning 100. I haven't decided yet what the topic's going to be, but I'm going to figure out how to be right again in about 30 years.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
That kind of thing. That's how you stick the landing.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
So I said, let me ask you a question. And he said, nobody ever asked this question. And it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT. Very smart. He goes, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you're in the boat. And you have this tremendously powerful battery. And the battery is now underwater. And there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Do you notice that? A lot of sharks. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren't really that angry. They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were not hungry, but they misunderstood who she was. These people are crazy. He said, there's no problem with sharks.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
They just didn't really understand a young woman swimming now who really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted?
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer. He said, you know, nobody's ever asked me that question. I said, I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I'll take electrocution every single time.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
I'm not getting near the shark.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
It's a heady play. I have a question and an answer. The question is, what dentist gives leg massages? That is a great question. And the answer is, get a different dentist.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
I think I'm just making noises like, oh, yeah, man. Yeah, you got to diffuse it. I mean, the last thing you want to do is get into an argument with someone. Well, you can't argue. Well, even if you could, though.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Yeah, she could. If she finds out that, you know, you don't believe in flying saucers, she's likely to, you know, have an accidental slip in your mouth.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Is he alive or dead? I mean, tell us the answer. Is he alive or dead?
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
That's what I care about.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
I don't know about the rest of you, but I have not talked politics with a stranger for about eight years because I've had divisions in my own extended family, like deep divisions, relationship-breaking divisions within my own family talking politics. I avoid it like the plague.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Yes. Not worth it. I don't make political small talk with strangers because all it can do is lead to them saying, you know, I love RFK because he believes in this and he doesn't believe in that.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
I was probably like, that kind of thing. Okay, no, the home run call was that kind of swing, that kind of thing. Stugatz. Oh, that's a good call. Thank you. And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. Like, you're not tailoring it to a particular name. You know, all that jazz. You know, you don't got to do that. Oh, that would be a great call.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
George, I'm appointing you president and official spokesman for NAIT, the National Association of Tight Ends. I have to ask you in all honesty, y'all are a little bit tired of Travis Kelsey, right? Just all the publicity, all the attention.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
All the celebrity, Travis this, Travis that.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
I would much rather have Panthers than Everblades. What an awkward play on words, Everblades. But to Dan's point... I'll tell you...
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
It feels like a minor league name, though. Yeah, Everblades.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Well, they have weirder names. I'll give them that. But Panthers is a classic. And the Panther is indigenous to this area. At one time, it was a rarity. It was endangered. But this is how close the arena is to the Everglades. Panthers fans show up on airboats. They come right into the parking lot. Go sit in the penalty box.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Well, you know what? I can't comment. I'm in the middle of the story. I have to let it play out.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
No, no, no. I want to stay in the background like a journalist should. Professional. That kind of thing. But the USA chant, to Stu Gatz's point. Terrible. Okay. You're chanting USA, obviously, because you're playing a Canadian team. Your own team is coached by a Canadian. The goaltender is Russian. The captain is Finnish. We have two Americans, Kachuk and Akposo.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
The people who have scored the seven goals in two games are five Canadians and two Finns. You barely have an American presence, even by NHL standards, and yet you're chanting USA for your nearly all-foreign team. It's just weird. It's a melting pot, you know? Yeah, well, you know, start chanting, go Finland.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
More like a melting pot. They have a great... Fondue. Yeah, I really like that. I used to like that. I haven't been there in about five years.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
It has, but it continues.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
War on war. Star on star crime.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
You never thanked him.
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The Big Suey: George Kittle Lives On The Dance Floor
Where do you want to go?
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I thought that was interesting.
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Holding down the fort. For the record, who's talked to Bobrovsky the most in that room?
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Not yet. Not yet. Give Trump a minute. I'm not sure who's had a better week, Greg Cody or Bobrovsky.
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Did the Five Reasons guys say you could tell this? Hell no.
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Do you think he let up when he felt the tap? It's just like natural? Like, okay, maybe too much.
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say star on star that's actually like if it was a bruiser that doesn't play anything going in there then that's like oh that's clear this is just Dreisaitl it's a dirty play I'm not defending the play but did you have the same energy for Bennett in the Boston series because I feel like you're just doing the Homer thing like if this was Barkoff on Dreisaitl I don't feel like you'd have the same energy okay if
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But that's one of their best players. If they were just going to be thuggery, they wouldn't pick him. I understand that. You're saying it's star on star, making that seem like it should be more penalized. Star on star, it's like two guys going at each other.
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No, he's saying if it was reversed, would he call for the suspension?
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I'm not even saying you're wrong, Greg. I think he should be suspended for a game. I would be okay with the league saying if Barkov can't play, Dreisaitl suspended. If Barkov can play, Dreisaitl can play. Eye for an eye. So do you bench Barkov so Dreisaitl doesn't play? No. You say he's hurt. That is honestly interesting because Dreisaitl is their second best player. That's what I'm saying.
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So announce it early. Announce it right now. Barkov is that important to stopping McDavid that I would keep Dreisaitl. That's funny.
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Against my dad's point, that's why they usually send a bruiser out there, someone they don't give a shit if they get suspended. That's why this may, like the fact that it's Dreisaitl, is less of a reason for me that he should be suspended.
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He still comes with a good quote. The angriest he seemed after a game. Oh, he was totally different. We're up 2-0 in the final, and he just had a vibe.
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You could tell. They asked him about it, his heritage. He's just like, yeah, my dad's Portuguese. I don't speak Spanish. It's nice to be embraced. He was just kind of like... Thanks.
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The last four periods, the Panthers have been the better team, I think. The third period in game one, the Oilers forwards had four shots on five versus five last night. The Panthers' defense versus the penalty kill for the Panthers and the Panthers just smothering them, not letting anything inside. Everything's coming from the outside. The Panthers are just impressive so far defensively.
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I think you're going after the wrong star in this series so far. Dreisaitl, not only is he— No, no, no. He has chosen the right star, Chris. I'm just saying, in this series, though, McDavid, even though he hasn't scored yet, McDavid is flying around. Like, McDavid's playing much better than Dreisaitl in this series so far.
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I just want to know, though, in the last two games, how many times, just alone in your thoughts, you've just had the thought of, holy shit, he's good.
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This was the narrative before the Rangers series. That power play they have is unstoppable, and the Panthers stopped it. The narrative needs to switch to the Panthers' power penalty kill is just amazing. That's the story of this series. The power play hasn't been great. They scored their first power play goal last night. You're dealing with Edmonton's power penalty kill is the best in the league.
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Panthers is second. So you're not going to see a lot of power play goals.
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Last night, Mikula almost gets an own goal. And then Bob almost gets an assist from the almost own goal. Mikula never scores. Just what a team. What a time. The barn was rocking last night, Dan.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It was just a lot of valuable information there. I was hanging on every word. Not really. Jeremy, what do you got?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Del Rio's a Hall of Famer.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, I mean, in the cockpit, they have the methodology to figure all that out. They can tell whether the plane is listing in one direction or the other.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's not true at all. If you're taking a small plane, and this has happened to me, they do ask you your weight. Yeah. Okay.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, I didn't mean to.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
They were egging me on. What are you doing?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Why do we egg people on?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
If you survive a plane crash, you deserve a little bit of credit.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
But also what an airline would offer. It goes above the airline, because when you survive a plane crash, you are no longer a human being. You become supernatural. You become a superhero. You're right. To the degree that I think anyone who survives a plane crash should immediately become a cardinal in the Catholic Church. What if it's not their religion? It doesn't matter. You become like a deity.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
The Catholics need all the help they can get.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Change from within.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Baker Mayfield tearing up Tampa Bay, 38 for 45. Stugatz. Shred them. This is the Don Levatard Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
If you drive into a parked train, you haven't been involved in a train wreck.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Train wreck is better.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
You're welcome.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
It was a bit sensual the way he said it, I thought.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Mm hmm. Yeah. Shimmy.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Are you allowed to say we're the freaking New York Jets when you haven't won anything in 55 years? I'm just asking. You can't say that.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
I am. I am hearing this for the first time. This is why the director of media relations was created. The whole job exists. So you can tell somebody like Jerry Jones, hey, Jerry, Google glory hole and never see the phrase again in public.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
It meant exactly what I think it means now.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
No, he's the most powerful owner in the NFL, I think. And still, and they're still America's team 30 years after their A-Day. They own a niche with the New York Yankees and very few other franchises in all of sports. You know, they're unbeatable. No matter how much they lose, they're the Dallas Cowboys. They're always going to be the most valuable franchise. Always.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
I don't know why, but Jerry Jones realizes that. And quite frankly, if I was a billionaire who owned a pro franchise, you'd have a tough time keeping me away from a microphone. I think I would, I'm surprised there aren't more owners like Jerry Jones. I'm surprised he's the anomaly.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
I mean, to make sure I wasn't wrong, I did Google glory holes just now. And what comes up is what we all think.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Let's not do that.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
A glory hole is a hole in a wall or partition, often between public lavatory cubicles or sex video arcade booths and lounges, for people to engage in...
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
You know, a bad word being bleeped by me.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Self bleeping.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Sounded good to me.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Yeah, survived a plane crash. the guy wow really just as an aside yeah go on he's a good guy i mean you know You know who hated what I did was Eric Reid hated it when I used to make fun of him and do an impression. He came up to me once on a road trip, not real thrilled about that.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
think anyone who survives a plane crash becomes a great person. Really?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Even if you're a bad person to begin with, huh? No, no, I would make an exception to that. Really? Didn't Ric Flair survive a plane crash?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Well, let's hear Greg's stance. Right. Simply that until I survive a plane crash. I have nothing but respect. What are you doing in the plane? Well, other people are panicking. You're doing something different. You've got an angle going. You're burying your head a little more.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
You've got survivor secrets. Who knows what goes on inside a plane plummeting to earth. And so Zygacki can live to tell the tale. Now, granted... It was a small plane in his case. It's not like he's in a Boeing 767. That's more impressive.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Do it in a big plane. The survivor of a big jet airliner accrues more credit from me than the survivor of a small plane crash, quite frankly.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Yes, there were planes when Hitler was around.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
No, they were biplanes.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Yeah, Zeppelins. No, if Hitler survived a plane crash, I would accept...
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
My father will go on Google and be like, hey, I googled your name the other day. Oh, don't do that, please.
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15 is one thing, 16 is a whole different ballgame.
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Warte mal, lass mich kurz zurückgreifen. Ja, ich glaube, Kachuk ist wahrscheinlich nicht auf 100 Prozent. Aber Mikola und Greer waren gestern eigentlich Spielzeit-Decisionen. Und es fühlt sich wirklich so an, als ob sie sich auf die Rio gesetzt hätten, um sicherzustellen, dass sie okay sind. Wenn Kachuk wirklich verletzt ist, warum hat er nicht mal ein Spiel gespielt wie diese Jungs?
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
They're in the Stanley Cup, third straight season. Let's celebrate it. Stugat, should we only talk about the game if it goes to game seven?
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Oh, and it was such a charity goal. He was past the puck in front of the net. Why didn't the other guy show up? Here, here's a little gift for you, you Ajo.
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Das ist gut, take that ass, man. This is the Dan Leventhal Show with the Stugats.
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Welches Spiel würdest du sagen, das sie für ihre Leben spielen würden? Der höchstwertigste Spiel in der Geschichte der Spiele. Es wäre großartig. Wie MASH, oder? Ein Spiel für dein Leben? Es würde MASHs Rating in ihrem letzten Spiel vergleichen, oder?
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I think he could have done it again.
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Hast du gehört, wer die gewinnende Tore im letzten Mal gewonnen hat, als die Hurricanes die Konferenz-Finale gewonnen haben? Rod Brindamore.
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Ich glaube, wir waren auch letzte Nacht uncharakteristisch schlapp, wirklich von Anfang an. Ich glaube nicht, dass die Panthers letzte Nacht schlapp waren, aber sie waren wirklich von Anfang an schlapp. Kachuck, ich meine, zwei Tore haben Kachuck schlapp gemacht. Das ist einer meiner größten Schmerzen in allen Sporten.
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Wenn du den Torwart drückst und die andere Mannschaft sofort schießt, kriegst du niemals eine Chance mit dem extra Skater. Und das ist das, was gestern Abend passiert ist. Chuck hat den Puck weggegeben. Wir hatten keine Chance. Es war so viel Zeit. Es waren 2,5 Minuten übrig.
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Carolina's defense was really good last night.
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Well, what is the definition of buy him something? Like, what is it not buying him? We're not sitting here mother effing him.
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Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Yeah, that has nothing to do with being injured. Him giving the puck away without looking at the blue line has nothing to do with anything.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Don Levitard. Greg, how's your birthday going so far?
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Stugatz. That sounds like not a super nice night. The debate. Old people love that shit.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
He's a thespian, Dan. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah, that would have been terrible. No, you guys would have pretended it was less cool.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
The most common reason for transportation was theft. This included pickpocketing, shoplifting, stealing horses and sheep, highway robbery, housebreaking, and receiving stolen goods. Billy.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
She was supporting your... No, I was saying that, like, these are very pickpocketing. You get sent to Australia, and then, like, 300 years later, Billy calls you a criminal.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yes, you should do God bless football from Australia with two guys.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
And traffic was cut down for like three hours.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
There was reporting in the Rolling Stone last week that... some of the cut positions in the FAA were, quote, lawyers who help keep drunk or reckless pilots out of the skies, employees who track potential new flying hazards like cranes, and staffers in charge of medically clearing pilots. And the flying hazards like cranes
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
cranes did sort of my ears perked up because this is right next to the airport and that was one of the reasons that um people in you know the at the airport and officials were concerned about the location because there's going to be all this tall construction material right next to the runway but you know luckily all of those people may have been laid off now so they can continue construction you guys don't trust our infrastructure in south florida do you no less now
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Mike, there's reports like every month that's like a new building has sunk in four inches into the ground on Miami Beach.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Every month there's a new like, this building has sunk in so far into the earth. Engineers are shocked. And then there's just never a follow up.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Cristian Overnaldo is actually what Chris Cody thought his name was.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
There were people that were there.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
You offended a few million people, that's all.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
No, they already heard it.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
You know, that's actually a good point.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I hope they aggregate it first.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah, there were already people there.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I may be the only person that was enjoying it other than Kugler because Jeremy Taché texted me. I'm genuinely embarrassed by them when I think of that analysis being the perspective from Miami that reaches a national audience. You can tell them this on air or off, LMAO.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Right, the trout has the wig on.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Very old-timey insult.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Well, men are allowed to age and women aren't.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
No, the Conclave doesn't appeal to me. I don't want to, you know, Vatican based, I assume, you know, Catholicism. I don't care too much about that.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Way too many. You don't care, though. Way, way too many.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
But it was a digestible number. Like, when it was five, there was a chance that I could name all five nominees, and I would therefore have an interest. You're smirking because you just know he's right. No, 10 is too many. I mean, they're doing that to get people to the movies.
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Don Levitard. He has been great. He's made great hires. I said all. We've said all of this. He said all of this. We've said all of this. He said everything.
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Everything you're saying. It's all been said. It's all been said. Okay, you got to understand one thing. Stugatz. Me maximum. That's right. Until I say it, it hasn't been said. Boom. Okay, understand that. You're the mayor.
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Well, I couldn't direct a film. Could I star in a film? You've got to be shitting me. That's what I'm saying.
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Hold on. There are different skills for different things, right? Could I hit a 105-mile-an-hour fastball? Probably not. Probably not. I'd make contact, but it wouldn't go out of the infield probably. Could I take a handoff and run in an NFL game? Yeah, but I'd lose three yards. But acting, to me, is an art form, a skill that is attainable. If you have any talent for performance at all.
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I'm watching White Lotus last night. Good series, by the way. Movie, whatever you call it.
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The second one. We just watched the second one. I'm watching that thinking to myself, frankly, these are some roles that someone like me could play.
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Oh, that. She's not in it anymore.
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Okay, because he's referring to someone who was in last season's White Lotus, not this season. I love that they completely changed cast every year. Which is the role you think you could play? I can play the guy who's not the main guy who's in trouble and always on the phone.
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The other man. Walton Goggins? Who's always in a bad mood. Wait a minute. You think you could be Baby Billy? Yeah, yes.
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Yeah, like a sour individual. I can play that. That's me.
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And may I be frank? That was an amateur actor. Really?
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Let's do that. I totally could. All right. What's the end game? Whatever your line was. Spence. Nailed it. Spence. What's the end game? Spence with a fake cigar in his hand. It was a real cigar. All right. That was hilarious.
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So all Greg has to do is beat a D. Right. I can do that.
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It's called self-confidence. Try it sometime.
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Because I haven't attempted to act. I've never given it a chance.
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Okay, here's the thing. I need to say this because he's painting me as the guy who thinks he can win an Academy Award the first time he walks on a set. All I'm saying is that relative to other skills such as we see in sports, I don't think acting is that tough. It's not... you know, playing tennis against, you know, Jacob Skinner or whatever his name is. It's not. I love you trying to find stuff.
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Well, I was going to say McEnroe, but it would have been a dated reference.
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Yannick, Jacob Skinner, whatever his name is.
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I don't follow men's tennis.
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He's more of a WTA guy.
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You could have said Venus Williams.
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You know what? Venus is 44. I think I could stay in a set with her. Oh, you shut your mouth. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That was a joke. That was a joke. Wow, that's good acting. You acted like a sexist. That was good acting.
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I'm just saying acting is easy relative to hitting 105 mile an hour fastball. That's all I'm saying.
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I would be a character actor.
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Character actors have range. I'm not delusional. I don't think an inexperienced guy my age stars in a movie.
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You don't hear many references to the Wood brothers anymore.
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Yeah, they're suddenly a team in a franchise that doesn't matter. I saw a list of the top 15 most watched NBA games this season. Heat, not among them. Like there's no interest. Other than the Jimmy Butler trade drama, this has been a nondescript season that isn't even really worth talking about.
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I don't think that the Heat for the first time in a long time don't have what I would call a star player.
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And Ware has had a good rookie season. Last time I looked, he was among the Rookie of the Year frontrunners, so they've developed him pretty quickly.
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Even when they were making the finals. I said... Oh, here we go. No, no. I said, if Jimmy Butler is your best player, you're going to be good, but you're not going to compete for a championship in this league. And Jimmy Butler is gone now, and their best player is, you know, a guard who scores 40 points one night and then is four for 14 the next night. Bam out of Bible.
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Relative to what they could have gotten. A relative home run. If they didn't trade him, what would they have gotten for Jimmy Butler? It's not a home run. No, tell me. Take it back.
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Yeah. They did the best they could at the trade deadline to get something.
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Durant was never going to come here.
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I'm not denying that. But what I said two years ago is true, that if Jimmy Butler is your best player, you're not a championship contending team. I don't care if you just made the luck to make it to the final.
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He's been around for a decade. We know what he is. He's a starter caliber player though.
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It's an excellent sports radio question. I think Bam, Hero, and Ware are keepers. I think you build around them. They need a star. Bam.
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Rocket Man. Okay. A couple of years ago.
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Harlan Williams? It was. And before that, it was Swing Boat. Not Harlan Williams.
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Is Malik the guy who played Freddie Mercury?
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Yeah, all that talk about trailers, trailers for Sailor Wren. That's right. Oh, for the love of God, okay.
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Because I've seen trailers that are like... About 15, 20 feet. They shouldn't be more than a minute.
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Yeah. Sailor Wren. Trailers should not be more than a minute. They used to be short, now they're like five minutes. They're like many movies.
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For sure. We saw that in the unrivaled league where they barely let fans in. They don't need fans. But I've always said long before the streaming age, one of my complaints about going to a stadium is that you learn less at the game than you would watching it on TV in instances such as injuries. If a player is injured, you're asking the guy sitting next to you, what happened to him?
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Postgame Show: Fist Me
Okay, yeah, I'm sure you don't. Doug Fister? There you go.
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Okay, all right. You're in the neighborhood. You're getting close. Getting warm. No, I'm not going to go into details. You could look it up. You all are just trying to embarrass me. I didn't know that Christopher, oh, Fist Me Tea. I like that. You can't buy that in the Greg Cody Show merch store, nor will you ever be able to.
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I'm not going to go into detail on what it means. You're not going to get that out of me.
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Yes. I don't know about this. I just Googled a word, and it comes up on Wikipedia. Okay.
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I need yoga right now because I need to center myself after all this derailment.
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Fisting. Also known as fist f***ing. Handballing is a sexual activity that involves inserting one or more... One or more? Into someone. Breathe out.
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I'm not going to go into details. He doesn't want to be quizzed. There's a second meaning to that. Please go on. That is a little bit less, you know. What does it mean?
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You're going to have to look that up because if you think I'm going to explain it in detail.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
Zurück zu Magnus. Okay, zurück zu Magnus von Magnus. Und das geht so gut, wie es geht. Danke, Billy, wieder für das Lachen in meinem Gesicht. Stugatz! Ich meine, das ist das Schlimmste. Können Sie mich hören?
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And you know it, baby, and you know it. How's jumping Charlie? Was the greatest of the emotional intimacies he shared with his wife.
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And the sex. That's an attitude. That is an attitude. You are telling others. Do you know what you're telling others about yourself? When you give them this photo and I'm Greg. Only he can navigate these tough political times.
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Everyone knows what he means. There's nothing behind the word bitch other than he's Greg. You got that right.
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I thought that we were going to lead each segment today with him singing us into the break like we were going to be some, like a thing, a show. Like a show that does things with a musical act. A rising star musical act.
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Du kannst nicht gewinnen, wenn du 60 Millionen Dollar an deiner Kappe hast.
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Das ist eine Sache, die mir so far sehr interessant ist. Denn es fühlt sich so an, als ob es endlich für Giannis sein könnte. Und du hast all diesen Schatter. Und als es hier Schatter gab,
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In der Mitte dieser Saison, mit einer super secretiven Organisation in der Miami Heat, die keine Gerüchte über diese Art von Sachen beantwortet, hat Pat Riley ein Statement ausgesprochen und gesagt, wir sind nicht Jimmy Butler. Und jetzt habt ihr all diese Gespräche über Giannis. Und es fühlt sich so an, als wäre das es. Und niemand drückt wirklich zurück. in Milwaukee von all this conversation.
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So it kind of feels like this is a real thing that's about to happen.
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It'd probably be the biggest haul in NBA history, right? What they could get.
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Kompliziert es nicht ein wenig, was in Dallas passiert ist? Milwaukee muss in irgendeiner Art und Weise Yannis auswählen, weil mit dem, was in Dallas stattgefunden hat und Nico Harrison die Franchise zu zerstören... Nico Harrison hat nicht gewonnen, das ist blindes Glück. Aber man hat gesehen, wie die Fans reagierten und so weiter. Im ersten Sommer danach wird Milwaukee das gleiche machen.
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Ich habe gestern auf Twitter gesehen, wie die Toronto Maple Leafs die Division gewonnen haben. Guck dir das an, es sind schon zwei Jahre her und das sind zwei Jahre zu lange. Du kannst auch das Arsch nehmen. Oh, wir nehmen zwei Arschlöcher. Das ist das Dan Levatard Show mit den Stugats.
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You know, I don't normally come out with the reports, you know, but I put on my journalistic hat, Greg Cody, last week. And I came out with the report. Is that the hat? The journalistic hat? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You're taking me off of my point here. And the point is that Giannis' people have already reached out to the heat. I told you that. And now...
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He's asked on Twitter, of all the cities you've ever been to, which city would make you the happiest to be there? And he could have said any city. Und er hat gesagt, Florida-Cities.
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Nein, nein, nein. Oh, okay. Janis hat das gesagt. Du weißt nicht, ob ein Report etwas ist, was die Person tatsächlich macht. Ich versuche, mich heute zu halten. Journalismus, Greg.
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The Big Suey: The Buck Stops Here
Heute ist Panthers-Game-Day. Du trägst keine Panthers-Geräte mehr. Was ist hier los? Ich war nur früh aufgewacht und habe das, was ich haben wollte, genommen. Du sagst nicht.
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Natürlich habe ich es gekauft.
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Mein Weib macht mich zu Goodwill, nach so lange. Was soll ich tun?
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Okay, vielleicht ist das Teil davon. Trendierter Spot. Du kannst Del Rey in Milwaukee nicht anpassen.
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Du denkst nicht, dass jemand von einem Garlic Festival gekommen ist und gesagt hat, hey, wie ging's mit dem Garlic Festival? Und sie sagten, ich sollte Slade machen. A lot of bad breath going on there.
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It's so hard to believe he's going to say anything. And by the way, He's gonna be like on Zoom, right? He's not gonna be in the studio, right? Zoom, that would be funny.
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Was ist Michael Jordans größtes Anliegen?
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Ich kann nicht warten, um zu finden.
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Jede Frage, die er sich stellt, ist völlig fair. Aber ich würde sagen, die Exekutiven bei NBC... They've thought of that too and they've decided to go forward with it. Yeah, you know, we think this is a good idea.
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Like just being coach count, player coach?
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Ich meine, ich dachte immer, Danny Podfin war exzellent.
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What is he attempting to do? No idea.
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Er schafft seine Energie. Er fährt die ganze Zeit.
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Es ist interessant, wie er spricht, wie er es gerade gemacht hat, mit, you know, Fans gotta stay with us, it's hard, yada yada. Has he ever spoken to the media before this? He does.
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They never make him available. No.
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I don't think it's about Messi saying something interesting. I think it's about, you're in MLS now and you're in a new country. Maybe, you know, get in front of the fan base every now and then and say a couple things.
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I was getting it for free with my season tickets, but I didn't renew this year.
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Judge Zaz? I love him so much, but he is so full of shit. I mean, we're talking something that was over 30 years ago, so it's definitely like a game of telephone.
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And he would never make that claim if that man, David Stern, were still alive, alright? Because David Stern doesn't even have to be the commissioner anymore to call Shaq into his office after he says that.
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Look, Shaq was a big time prospect. We knew he was going to go number one overall. But how does it benefit David Stern or the NBA to send Shaq to the exact location he wants to go to? Don't forget, Shaq did no winning at LSU. None. How does it benefit the NBA or Shaq? Shaq, where do you want to go? Got it. Wie hilft das der Liga?
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Es hat immer eine wirklich gute dritte Linie gewesen. Ich will Mike nicht in diesem Spot verteidigen, weil Gott weiß, er ist sehr off-base, wenn es um Brad Marshawn geht. Aber diese dritte Linie, wir können sagen, dass Marshawn diese Linie geholfen hat. Das sind zwei super junge Spieler in London und Leuchtturin. Sie werden weiter besser werden.
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Okay, so what is he saying? That sweeps are usually blowouts for four games? Like, who came up with that explanation?
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Yeah, no problem.
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Das ist ein Cakewalk. Es hat mich nur fünf Spiele gedauert.
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Er hat gesagt, wir wurden gewonnen, aber wir haben nicht verloren. Was? Ich weiß nicht, was da los ist.
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Es waren sieben Spiele.
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Okay, but then that's not what Brandon Moore's doing there, because the season's over, because he got swept.
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Angesichts der Anzahl der Leute, die da sind, oder der Anzahl der Leute, die da nicht da sind, glaubst du, dass sie nicht den Home-Run-Ball fangen, weil sie wissen, dass der Ball irgendwann näher kommt?
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So you're like telling a story almost.
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Ich verstehe nicht. Billy geht nicht in die Filme? Nicht in die Theater, nein.
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Nein, aber ich gehe in zwei Filme in die Theater. Wir gehen in all die Superhero-Filme, die Zaslomen. Wir gehen in die Theater. Und wir gehen in all die... Horror-Movies in den Theatern auch. Alle? Warum sagst du das so? Alle. Weil wir Horror-Movies lieben.
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Nein, nein, weil ich Vertigo habe, also kann ich das nicht machen. Und ich tue auch nicht 3D.
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Nein, nur ich. Nur ich. Ja, ich muss vorsichtig sein. Bist du auch sehnsüchtig?
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It's partially schools fault because they were always drills. So I assume this is a drill.
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Nein, das ist, wenn du getroffen wirst. Oh Gott. Kannst du dir vorstellen, nur Feuer zu sehen und stopp, drop und rollen zu lassen? Du bist draußen, hier gehen wir.
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Warte, also siehst du einen Szenario, in dem er nicht mal ins neue Stadion geht?
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Ist es nächstes Jahr eine Option im neuen Stadion?
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I think I'm going to push back on it being the biggest story in the history of Miami sports. Okay. You don't think Messi coming to town is up there? Oh no, it's up there. You said it's the biggest story in the history of Miami sports.
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Okay. I don't agree with it being the biggest story.
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No, it's not like that at all. Marshan's a champion.
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Aber ist es nicht krank, wenn man sagt, guck mal, heute, der eine Tag, bin ich krank, ich kann Peloton nicht machen.
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Well, but you know what they do, though? You get the update on the Peloton. Okay, congratulations, 1900 days. And there's that clip on the bottom where it's share with your Twitter. And so we clicked on it.
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I mean East Coast, though.
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Yeah, okay.
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local, but 6 a.m. back there.
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But they're not getting up at like 10 to 6. They're preparing.
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Das ist fünf Jahre alt, das Bild. Die ganze Übergangskultur, weißt du. Ich würde gerne sehen, welchen Meilen er ist. Weißt du, es ist nicht wie LeBron, wo er auf der ersten Seite des Buches ist?
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Postgame Show: Let's Get Toasty
Greg, you feeling toasty? I am. I'm wearing a zip line or whatever you call these. It's a quarter zip.
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Quarter zip. Is this a sweatshirt? I don't even know the word for this. No, it's a zip line.
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A zip line? Yeah. I haven't filled out a bracket yet. All right.
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I start with when the 64 begin playing. I'm thinking of not filling out a bracket in memoriam for Miami Hurricanes basketball, which doesn't have either team in the NCAA.
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That's not toasty. I will fill out a bracket. Okay, good.
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You've got to take an 11 to beat an 8, right? As we mentioned earlier. Six. If an 11 played an 8, that would be probably... It would be later in the round, probably. Super helpful in this segment so far. I've got all the 16s beating all the ones. I don't know if I'm alone on that, but it's just a hunch. Yeah. I also have the Dodgers finishing 162-0. Wow.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
Okay, they get in. Correct me if I'm wrong. They get in if they win that last game against a team with a 3-17 record.
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Okay, so zip your lip, Governor. There it is. You had a chance to get in. Just one of the lips. And you blew it.
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The worst possible apology, quote unquote, is when you say something like he did, which is, oh, that's not me. That's not part of my character. That's not who I am. Yeah, apparently it was because you did it. He's not 15 years old. Okay, if somebody in high school does that, they have the immaturity excuse. Five years later... That card doesn't play as well.
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He might not have even lost his virginity yet. Okay, let's talk about when everybody else lost their virginity.
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You were a junior at 19? Yeah, something like that. Did you skip your sophomore year or what?
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I feel bad for the person two seats down who paid, you know, $1,800 for courtside seats. That's a great story, though. And all of a sudden he's smelling the vomit of a famous person.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
Don Levitard. Quiet man. Yes. You know, I'm a married man. I don't cheat on my wife, despite that gratuitous line back in my day. Stugatz. I wish you were here, my wife. I really miss her. No, I don't. That's the thing about being married. You know, you're not allowed to say, I don't miss my wife. I've been gone two days. I haven't been gone long enough to miss my wife. I'm sorry. I call her.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
All right. All right. We'll see you. All right, and then, you know, I'm going to see her in two days. How's jumping, Charlie?
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The Big Suey: The Block M
I appreciate that. I was in that thing. A hologram of me was sitting here.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
I actually remember the phone number of my childhood house, 1440, which I haven't lived in in 55 years.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
Well, do you agree with me, Elle, because when I hear what she said, I think that's an odd attitude for a coach. I think most coaches would say, I don't worry about who we're playing. Bring it on. Bring them on. We're going to beat whoever's in our path, or something to that effect, as opposed to complaining about, oh, we've got a tougher road.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
I agree with Jess. I think it's an embarrassment to the university. I mean, maybe if the athletic director wants to say that or the head coach, that's their domain. But the governor, hey, governor, you don't have anything more important going on in your state that you need to worry about than one of your college teams not making the tournament?
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The Big Suey: The Block M
Yeah, that's beneath the governor's office. It really is. I'm not even saying that as a bit.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
And here's one more thing for the governor of West Virginia. If I'm on the selection committee and it's a tiebreaker, this school or that school for the last invitation, gee, it's a no-brainer that you're going to take North Carolina, which has a rich history in college basketball, over West Virginia. So West Virginia blew this on different levels.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
So chances are I'm hinting that she might have been one of the final five balls.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
What I confirmed was that there's more pressure in this seat, being the second guy instead of the third guy. It's like there's more pressure batting third in the lineup than batting eighth. You know, that kind of thing.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Yeah, stay the course is sort of an odd thing to say. Right.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Not much difference. Lead off. The only pressure spots in a baseball lineup are batting first, third, and fourth.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
That just doesn't make sense. Everything else is gravy, you know. That kind of thing, because, you know, if you're batting 7th or 8th, you're on a holiday.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Don Levitard. What do I got here? I got a Magnum condom. We won't get that out. That's shocking. Stugatz. Here's a picture of Christopher when he was like three years old.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
That's a subtle reminder. Never forget. This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugatz. I do give him credit for honesty because, as you said, you rarely hear any coach at any level in any sport say something to the effect, I'm out of answers. We've tried everything and nothing's working, which is essentially what he said.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Well, that's true. You know, the guy batting 8th could bat 4th that inning.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
When did that happen?
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Really? What's the rationale behind that?
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
I would think so, too. But that's... No, you're right. I mean, we're on the same page on that one. Second, that's an easy spot. If the leadoff guy gets on, you're in a no-lose situation. You're bunt. Anybody's still bunt. The sacrifice bunt used to be a thing.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Yeah. Back in the day, if you batted a home run hitter leadoff, you were laughed at. You were laughed at in the league. It never happened.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
it's amazing that the league was this successful after they tried so hard and and gave the moon offered the moon to caitlyn clark to play and she's really the one prominent player who said no thanks but it was a great season anyway Good for the league that the Lunar Owls lost because most of the regular season, it looked like they were going to waltz to the championship almost uncontested.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
They were 13-1. The next best record in the regular season was 7-7. They ran away with it, and the fact that they lost in the semis was great. But that place seats 850 people, and I don't know how they can sustain that formula because the bigger they get, the more popular they get. There's going to be a demand beyond the 850.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
I don't acknowledge it. I don't think it's true. Is there any quantifiable proof to that? Name one team with the best hitter batting.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
No, you can't. I mean, it's ridiculous, the Marlins.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Yeah, long enough to have earned a Hall of Fame vote.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
I don't know Kill Tony from Adam. I assume it's a very popular person or thing. So if you're buying, if you're Netflix buying that, why would you change what you know to be successful? If I'm Netflix, I'm saying, hey, kill Tony. Not only don't change, turn up the volume. I don't think they're saying that. I mean, why wouldn't they? They know what they're buying.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
I'm just saying it's good for business, right?
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Attention? Controversy?
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
A cruise ship, for those who haven't cruise shipped. Long hallways. Yeah, long ass hallways. And depending on what flight of stairs you walk up, you're never quite sure. Are you a starboard? Are you the other?
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
We're going to the Caribbean. Be more specific. St. Kit. Kits. Whatever. St. Kits. Okay, that sounds like a small island. That's a name that implies it's a very, very small island. Well, you nailed it. Okay, St. Kits and something. Tobago. Nevis.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Nevis doesn't even sound like the name of a country.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
I don't know what you're talking about.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Yeah, it's an estimate. Who can remember that far back, to be honest with you?
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
You know, I could have been off by a year. I think I might have been a year younger than I estimated.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Well, we have a March Madness special that dropped today. Yesterday. Yesterday. And by that, I mean we don't talk about college basketball at all, but I do my Mount Gregmore, which, as everyone knows, is a top five, not a top four. I do my Mount Gregmore of marches, brackets, baskets, and balls. And under the category of March. Those top five marches of all time.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Yeah, I happened to lose my virginity in the month of March, as I recall. And so that was one of the five marches. And there's a poll online today under my Twitter feed. It's always Twitter to me, still not X. That includes a vote on which of the five should be the number one seed march. March 77, running away with it.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
No, I was in my early 20s. It happens. I don't lie like most people. Well, everyone else is lying. I mean, I think most. Why would I be embarrassed about that? I hadn't found anybody, or should I say no one had found me. I was playing Stratomatic baseball when I should have been dating in high school. What can I say? I'm living my life. I'm doing the best I can.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Well, Christopher was howling with laughter as if it was like abnormally old. Maybe it is. I don't know. But see, I don't I'm not swayed by whatever anybody else thinks. Like you say, I should be embarrassed by that. I didn't.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Well, way to psychoanalyze me, you know, without it.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
I was somewhat surprised by Christopher's reaction, because to me, I have never and and still don't think of it as abnormal. You know, somebody. So it was the FAU dorms.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
It took me a while. Keep in mind, I worked for the Miami Herald. They had me work 39 hours a week so that I was essentially full-time, but they didn't have to pay me like a full-time employee or start my benefits clock.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Yeah, but back then, it was the heyday of journalism. Are you kidding me? 70s and 80s? That's when we were king.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Is it hay? No, because it's H-E-Y. It's not H-A-Y. So what is a hay day? A hay day is the best of times. I know what a hay day is.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
That's crazy. I probably get about $78 an article, a column.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Yeah, final five marches, brackets, baskets, and balls.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
No, I'll give you an example. One of my top five brackets is the, carpenters know it well, the angled bracket, which is a classic 90 degree bracket which affixes together two different types of wood. I was making my, I once had a tall table around my avocado tree and I used angled brackets to attach the tabletop to the four by four legs.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
That's an example of a classic bracket that nobody ever gives respect to. Nobody knows what an angle bracket is.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
I believe that, I think one of them was the short-lived television show called Brackets. Yep, that was on there. Okay, Jesus.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Well, keep in mind, it's tough to make a final five. It's tough to make a Mount Gregg five.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Well, he's my executive producer. I pay him as such, and sometimes I rely on him to fill in the details.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Well, he's feeling a little bit entitled. If I ask Christopher how much time he devotes to the Greg Cody Show podcast on a weekly basis, I don't know whether he's going to exaggerate it or not. I'm saying some weeks it's maybe an hour.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Wow, isn't he? Stu who? I'm kidding. I don't deflate. However, it is more pressure in this seat. You know, I'm used to steering the show because of the Greg Cody Show podcast, which has my name in it, so it indicates that... Twice, the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody. With Greg Cody, right. But no, I'm thrilled to be in this seat, honored to be in the Stu Gotts seat.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
We have a phone meeting. We don't have a meeting where we're all in a room. Here's the meeting. Nobody's saying anything that's worthwhile.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
That's a tough answer because Christopher is the second in command on air. Like he's my Robin to Batman. But Yeti does most of the producing work, most of the social media work and stuff like that. So I need both. So Yeti.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
I think all four of them came out fabulously. The idea for this was Christopher's, but my execution was top notch. And I would not say that if I didn't believe it. Will Lucille Ball appear in top five balls of all time? You know, she was very important in my life. I love Lucy. I mean, Lucy and Ricky. You know, that was ahead of its time.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Ricky, a Cuban guy, speaking in a very thick accent, almost like Poppy, maybe more so. And that was a time in TV when there were very few people of color or, you know, foreign nations on TV. So that was trailblazing. Lucille Ball, one of the great women, dynamic women of the entire 20th century. Politics, screen, No matter what the category is, she was just fantastic.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He's like, ah, it's... I said Lorne Green instantly. Lorne Green? I mean, Lorne Green is the former actor.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, I just mistook their names. Is Lorne Green Bonanza? Is that Bonanza? Correct. Second greatest Lorne ever. Okay. Just faking it on SNL.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
By the way, I want to thank you for not being on the air yesterday because whenever the Levitard Show isn't on Monday, my podcast skyrockets in terms of downloads when we come out on Monday. So thank you very much. Continue to take Mondays off. We're live with Christopher from Montreal. Once again, not live.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's live in the moment. It's live in the moment. Isn't everything? We also unearthed on my latest episode of The Greg Cody Show with Greg Cody an audio from several years ago when a whole stadium of Dolphins fans were chanting my name. I don't believe that. Yeah, that was real.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Anti-chicken. Terrible. Support the chickens.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Shout out to Mike's chickens.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Well, you have to listen to the episode to find out for sure. Why is Yeti chanting Greg Cody's name at the stadium? No, come on now.
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
He said, I'll be off the air a long time. That's more than several months.
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
I thought it was good advice when he said, be a basketball player. I think that's something all basketball players should be able to relate to.
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
Mistaking his son for a brochure vendor. Unbelievable.
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
I thought that was funny. I think you should Venmo Jarrett Payton a boatload of money right now.
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
If it's your boat, you let me drive it. That's the way kindness works. I can't afford my own boat now. This boat happened to be mine. I'm allowing you to drive it. If it's your boat... If it's your boat...
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Hour 2: Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Find A Bathroom?
If it's your boat and we're having a nice excursion on the water and you say, hey, Greg, you want to steer the boat or whatever, pilot the boat, whatever boat drivers do, then it's a kind gesture. Thank you. I think you captain a boat. Captain or drive a boat?
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Ist es besser, eine Bowl-Game zu skippen, Oder ist es schlimmer als die erste Halbzeit von einem Bowl-Spiel und nicht die zweite Halbzeit? Ja, es ist viel schlimmer.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Es gibt eine große Unterschiede zwischen dem Wert eines Quarterbacks und dem Wert eines Widerhälter. Egal wer es ist, Restrepo hat eine tolle Karriere. Ich glaube nicht, dass er ein großer Star in der NFL sein wird.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Okay, they win that game without Restrepo. They also win that game if Cam Ward plays the second half.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Maybe it was a boat captain.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Could be a Jared Payton impersonator.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Aber ist das nicht wahr, dass Carson Beck, um es ehrlich zu sagen, ehrgeizig war, hierher zu kommen, weil seine Freundin auf dem Frauen-Basketball-Team spielt? Er wollte hierher kommen.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Genau, aber das hat seine Meinung verändert. So wie Cam Ward. Es ist schwer zu glauben, dass Mario Cristobal einen erfolgreichen, gewonnenen College-Quarterback für Emery Williams aufrufen wird.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
No, I find orange juice to be too tart or too sweet. I've never had an orange juice that walks that line. Really? It's one extreme or the other. By the way, thank God Cam Ward had a good first quarter in his first game or else they might have benched him. That's why they call him Cam Quarter. Exactly.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
But you still need a plastic straw. Yes, that I do. Oh, ridiculous. Go back to paper straws. I mean, plastic straws. You sound like us in Canada. Well... You know what? Don't get me started on that. By the way, put on the poll.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Put on your poll if you approve of the price hike of eggs. Because I defend the price hike of eggs. Okay, I'm in Publix the other day. I wander by the egg aisle. I see the eggs are, I think, $6.49 or $5.99 or something. Sizeable hike, warranted. Okay, respect the chicken. They do a lot of work. You know, I mean, eggs are, you can cook them four or five different ways. They're all great.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Eggs have been underpriced for years. Let's quit complaining about the price of eggs.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Yeah, but that doesn't start with the chickens, right?
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
The bird flu emanates from non-chicken birds flying overhead, dropping all their stuff and that infects the chickens. Chickens get a bad rap. People think bird flu started with chickens. What did it start with? It starts with, McGill will back me up on this. Not today. It's not in today.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Okay, you got a crow flying overhead, the crow takes a shit, the crow has bird flu, he takes a dump, it hits the chicken, or the chicken pecks the dung on the ground after it heats up a little bit.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Ich mache eine Regelung, schreibe den Namen des Gästen und ich schreibe, ob oder nicht, wie es sein muss.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Ich muss sagen, nach diesem Build-up, Mann, es sollte ein großer Payday sein.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
No fine, cough button. Good job. Thank you. Continue with your story. I downloaded Venmo, by the way. I'm all hooked up. So easy, right? Damn right. Hell yeah.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
When I see that app in my phone, it delights me. It's a beautiful logo. Yeah. Great V. Blue background.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
You did. Have I changed my number yet?
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
It was a wild guess. Wild Dan, Cody. I Venmo'd Gary the Bag $100 just to be kind. Really? Yeah. Did you leave a note? You know you can leave notes. No, I didn't know that.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
Gut, lasst es uns so sein. Okay, es wurde bezahlt. Es gibt nichts, was wir tun können. Kannst du Venmo weniger als einen Dollar zahlen? Kannst du Venmo 20 Cent zahlen? Ja. Ich wusste das nicht. Ja.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Yeah, I thought it was segwaying right into the Shadow Show.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Ja, ja, Conor ist Silamuk-overrated, by the way. A great man once said that, I can't remember who. The great thing about the Panthers is that... You can remember who. This is sustainable. They've been really, really good for three years now. Kachuk, one of the great trades in South Florida sports history. Kachuk just turned 27. He's absolutely in his prime.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Yeah, Jonathan Martin, when he did the TED Talk der den Entree zu dieser Geschichte führte. Er hat das gar nicht erwähnt. Ich meine, das ist das, was er am meisten bekannt oder berühmt ist. Er hat das gar nicht erwähnt in der ganzen TED Talk. Nun, Netflix versucht eine Geschichte darüber zu machen, ein Dokumentarfilm. Und Jonathan Martin, wie ich gehört habe, kooperiert nicht.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Du weißt, dass die Dolphinen nicht kooperieren würden, denn das war für sie ein enormer nationaler schwarzer Auge damals, als es passiert ist. Yeah, I agree with Mike. There's no winners here. May the story just go away, because that was just a terrible time for all concerned.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Ja, es war wundervoll. Und es ist nur ein Exemplar von diesem Event. Was das NBA All-Star-Weekend geworden ist, ist komplette Trash. LeBron James ist größer als die NBA, der einzige Spieler, der ist. Und für ihn, nicht in Uniform zu sein, für dieses Team-Foto, Quote-unquote, es ist nicht mal ein Team, warum brauchen sie ein Team-Foto, war furchtbar, glücklich furchtbar.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Ich dachte, es war großartig. Gut für LeBron. Gut für LeBron. Ja. Weil... Weil er... Es ist ein mittlerer Finger zu einem verrückten Wochenende von Non-Events. Sie müssen einfach explodieren. Nehmt eine Lektion aus der NHL, wenn ihr das braucht. Sie müssen einfach ihr ganzes All-Star-Weekend explodieren.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Das ist zweimal, dass du es als Nightmare genannt hast.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Es sagt, Gäste für Dan's Story. Ich habe keine Ahnung, was das bedeutet.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Ja, es war unglaublich, dieses letzte Wochenende zu sehen, denn Hockey hat Basketball in den Arsch geschlagen. Und es war unglaublich, dass Basketball versucht hat, sein ganzes All-Star-Weekend zu rejigern und es schmerzhaft verfehlt hat. Diese drei Spiele sind jetzt von der Zeit entfernt, die Spieler hassen es, erst zu 40, 40 Punkte. Es ist ein Schmerz.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Du hast einen G-League-Mann, der immer den Dunk-Kontest gewinnt, weil niemand in dem Dunk-Kontest sein will. Die 3-Punkte-Kampagne ist jetzt superflüssig.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
What did I do? I touched my microphone.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
It's the holidays, a time for peace, for love, for presents. And do I have one for you. It's Poppy's 50 Shades of Christmas. You're welcome.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Thank you, Papi. See, Greg? That's how it's done.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Okay, time to start the show.
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
Right. No, I'm certainly the journalist here who's got the most experience at being a journalist. What have you done for me lately? I'm not claiming to have better sources than him or than Mike about UM football.
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Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
Fake Knicks Fan. Ich weiß nicht, was das ganze, nein, für jetzt ist es eine der Dinge, die ich am meisten in meinem Leben kümmere. Lass mich dir etwas über die Knicks Fans erzählen, Fake Knicks Fans. Hier ist Hopen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
Was ist so lustig daran? Weil, wenn es national berichtet wird, dass Giannis offen ist, mit jemandem zu sprechen, weit offen mit jemandem zu sprechen, und dann jemand in der Mitte davon sagt, meine Nachrichten sagen mir, dass die Heat einer dieser vielen Teams ist, die Interesse an Giannis haben, Nein, nein, nein, das ist nicht das, was ich gesagt habe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
Journalism 101 ist, um zu verstehen, dass Agenten Kompetenzen unterstützen wollen. Es dient dem Agenten und es dient Yannis, um zu sagen, wir sind interessiert in diesem Team und diesem Team und diesem Team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
If I covered the Miami heat, I would be really upset that I didn't break that story. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
Although it's still a marginal story break.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
Let me tell you how I define a big story. What's the degree of surprise? When Shams reports that Giannis is open to every team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
First of all, I don't know that it's true, and I don't think you know it's true at this point.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
Das ist eine sehr gute Frage von Billy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
Es wird nicht als eine News-Story aussehen. Quoting Zaslow. I can promise you that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
It's not a definitive enough report.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
That's what I'm telling you. He's feeling you. You're one of the dozen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
Dass sie beide zu Miami gerufen haben. Ich schaue auf die NBA-Homepage der ESPN gerade.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
Okay... No, what happens there, what happens then, what happens then, is that if it's a big enough report from MetalArk Media... So Shams gets to decide that and ESPN gets to decide that? ESPN regurgitates the news break.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: What's So Funny Over There, Chuckles?
I didn't say that. You'd like me to. I mean, I don't think you have it in you. I don't think you feel the need to. I don't want you to do anything that you don't feel the need to do. Was ist das?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Boy, did you turn that around.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
I think it might be, though. It can be. I guarantee you when Tatum went down, he knew instantly what the injury was. And I would bet big that the thought goes through his mind. This could really wreck me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
The Knicks have not hurt me in over half of my life.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Well, that's why people hate the Knicks. They haven't won anything since 1973. Spike Lee was 15 years old. And a half a century later, there's an entitlement to a Knicks fan's attitude. There's no magic.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
They're always excited. They think they're going to win every year. They think they're better than everybody else every year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
No. No, I don't. All right. No, I don't. One of the reasons I love being a sports fan is that I can't lose here. As a neutral sports fan, I can't lose here. If the Knicks win this series, and it looks like they might be relevant, nationally, national championship relevant for the first time in 50 years, wonderful story. If the Knicks lose yet again... Also a wonderful story. I can't lose.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
I'm a neutral sports fan. I'm waiting for a good story, and there's a great story here whether the Knicks win or lose. I can't lose. What's the number on the Celtics' rest of the series? Greg may want to get in on that. That would be a great story, though. You've got to admit, if they win three in a row without Tatum, oh my God, what a great story. No, I'm not in on that story.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
But they weren't in the lottery. That's a non-story. I agree with Zazzle.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
It looks rigged. The whole lottery system is ridiculous. But is it rigged? 1.8% can win this grand prize. Well, that's how a lottery is. That's a lottery. I know, but there has to be a better way to reward teams on a system where the worse you are, the more chances you have to win. If 1.8% can win the grand prize, that's a bad system. Well, when someone wins the Powerball, $500 million.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
That's a bad system for the NBA. I don't care about the Powerball.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Are there any rules about this? Hall of Famer?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
I don't play the lottery, but I'm wondering if there are any rules. Example, what prevents Jeff Bezos from buying $10 million lottery tickets? $10 million lottery tickets. Nothing. So all of a sudden, the billionaires are winning the Powerball.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Well, to watch Jason Tatum in a wheelchair sobbing with his head in his hands was heartbreaking. I don't care if you're a Knicks fan. It was heartbreaking. Doesn't the wheelchair mean he's going to come back in the game?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Yeah, okay. That's fair. That's fair. I am the exception to your unified bandwagon theory. Okay, the best story in sports is going to be Boston winning three in a row without Jason Tatum, if that happens. That's the best story in sports. I continue to be a closet Celtics fan because they were my first team. Sam Jones, Havlicek, Bill Russell. Packers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Okay, Bill Russell, the greatest champion in the history of sports and later a champion off the court. Sam Jones with those bank shots off the glass from the corner. What a player he was, underrated. John Havlicek, hondo. they just had a wonderful team back then. This was decades before the Miami Heat. It made me fall in love with basketball.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
So yeah, to this day, I go back in my day as an original Celtics fan, and I still root for the Celtics. Unlike yourself, Dan, I don't change my allegiance just because somebody had a big game. And by the way, Jason Tatum, last night I believe had 42 points or something. So he's capable of leading that team to a championship. But will he get the chance? Of course not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Will the Celtics win without him? I wouldn't write them off.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Okay, when I say a bank shot from the corner, I mean the corner-ish. Okay, like he was not obviously... It's like the wing. Yeah, the wing, but the point is he would take intentional bank shots. That was his style.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Yeah, Sam Jones, though, was a bank shot artist. Believe me. And so the Celtics are going to roar back without Tatum, win three in a row.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Okay, somebody has to save the NBA and NBA fans from a Timberwolves-Pacers final. Somebody has to save the league. And that guy's Peyton Pritchard. And the TV network. What a player. Sixth man of the year. Now, fifth man of the year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Yeah, it'll happen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong
Bing bong. You all are a bunch of non-Knicks fans. What a bunch of fraudulent Knicks fans you guys are.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You know who was happy about that segment? Aaron Eckblad.
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Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Juju, gehen wir zur anderen Hälfte deines Splitt-Jerseys. Deine Philadelphia Eagles, die Superbowl-Champion-Philadelphia Eagles. Sie haben Josh Schwett verloren, Milton Williams verloren, Isaiah Rodgers verloren, Darius Slay erwartet, James Bradbury genauso, C.J. Gardner-Johnson hat Houston gehandelt. Die gesamte Defense ist plötzlich evaporiert.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Sie haben auch Zach Bond gesigniert.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
I was probably like, that kind of thing. Something. Okay, no. The home run call was that kind of swing, that kind of thing. Stugatz. Oh. That's a good call. Thank you. And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. Like, you're not tailoring it to a particular name. You know, all that jazz. You know, you don't got to do that. Oh, that would be a great call.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Yeah, my problem with it was, and no offense to whoever procured the corn dogs, but I don't like a store-bought corn dog. I have to eat a corn dog on a midway, on a carnival midway, calliope music playing in the background.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
No, they're home, they're handmade. Yeah, they dip them into the cornmeal and they put them into the fryer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
That's exactly right. I want to see it made. I think we bought like 20 frozen corn dogs. Yeah, see, that's not going to work for me. I need it to come out of the oil. And dipped. Yes, and dipped. Tony knows.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
I'm holding out for handmade, homemade corn dogs that I see dipped and extracted from the earl. That's what I want.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
What do you think the reaction would be if you broadcast an entire game as the ESPN voiceover guy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Deep question.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Yeah, a midway. A carnival midway with calliope music.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
They need help at everything. Especially now that they've lost Javon Holland. But they got Zach Wilson.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Quit calling it a Ren Faire. Use its full name, please. Ridiculous. Festival, not a fair also. Yeah, it's a festival. Ren Fest. Yeah, I dress like a minstrel when I go to a Ren Faire. I don't know what that means. The time of the month? A minstrel. Like a minstrel show?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
That when he said, let's move on. Okay. All right. Innocent mistake by me, if indeed it was a mistake.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Oh, I thought it was a period. A medieval, hence Renaissance, a medieval singer or dancer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
I'm going to Google it. I think you should Google it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Not real good. It's education. But again, medieval musician. Let's stick to medieval musician.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
I don't like any of this. I don't want to learn. I do want to learn. I do want to earn. I was referring to a medieval. Okay. All right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
Funny word.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
I'm not gonna say Larry David patterned himself after me.
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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
Die Amine-Saison. Eine Saison, weniger gut als vor zwei Jahren. Er hat es mit einem anderen guten Jahr verfolgt. Er ist solid. Ich will das nicht beurteilen.
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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers ist jetzt versäumt. Er hat nicht viele Möglichkeiten. Ein Monat her, zwei Wochen her, ich glaube, alle haben festgestellt, dass er mit den Raiders signieren wird. Und sie sind andersherum gegangen. Ich denke, Aaron Rodgers wird jetzt den ersten Start-up-Quarterback-Job nehmen, den er gefordert hat, weil die Möglichkeiten wundern.
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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
Es sind nicht so viele Teams übrig, die aktiv shoppen und einen Quarterback suchen. Und die Idee, dass Aaron Rodgers nicht eine Offerung bekommt, die er gut genug fühlt, wächst am Tag.
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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
Und zu deinem Punkt, dass niemand für die Giants spielen wollte, sie haben nur Javon Holland gesichert, der ein großer Freelancer für Miami verloren hat. Also, ich denke, dass die Giants Geld anbieten, ein Team zu machen, das die Leute spielen wollen.
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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
Yeah, and if the Giants end up being Aaron Rodgers' last option, he will play for the Giants. He's not going to sit out the season at his age. He still has the ego and the need to sign and start somewhere, and he's running out of options.
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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
right away if he got fired. Right, he would, but it's been a long time since the Steelers' last Super Bowl. You know what else has been a long time? Since Aaron Rodgers' last Super Bowl. Career underachiever. One Super Bowl at age 42 is, he's great, don't get me wrong, first ballot Hall of Famer, but when you win one Super Bowl with that talent and that longevity, that's a career underachiever.
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The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
Okay, but would Aaron Rodgers be an upgrade over Daniel Jones, for example? Yeah, yes he would. For one year, Aaron Rodgers is a good stopgap one-year quarterback for somebody. But he hasn't been. Well, he hasn't been for the Jets. He was on a bad Jets team and he couldn't elevate it. But it's a fact that no matter the competition, it's a fact that his second half of last season was good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
The defense was considered okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
Well, Levitard is. Well done. By the way, does the winner of that contest get to not only watch the game with you, but sit on your lap? Well, no. No?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
Turn the switch up a little bit every day so that we're 100% going into the season, but at the same time staying healthy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
I don't like the idea of reality TV being so real that they're all of a sudden in a therapy room when Alec Baldwin is going through counseling. I think that's too much. I don't want to know that much about Alec. I wish him well.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
I think there's a difference between what reality TV used to be, right? Reality TV, I think it started off by putting 10 people on a deserted island and make them do this, that and the other. It shouldn't involve... Someone's personal therapy, someone's mental health being splayed out for all to see. I'm just uncomfortable with that. Someone's never watched the Kardashians.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
Well, I don't like that either.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Jilted Lovers of Aaron Rodgers
A reality show, right? I mean, that's the Paul Brothers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
To answer your question, would I be surprised if all of a sudden it came out that LeBron James has used HGH? No. Just as I was not surprised late afternoon yesterday when my wife said, hey, did you hear about Aaron Eckblad? It isn't a shock when any professional athlete, to me, tries to get better or tries to get healthier sooner. by using medicinal means. It's against the rules.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Maybe it shouldn't be against the rules. I don't know, but it doesn't surprise me. The only thing that I don't like is to assume that Chael Sonnen is right and to assume that LeBron James is not quite the angel that we've known for two decades.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Okay, and then when it's too close, it's like... We hear you breathing. Quit breathing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Thank you. God, isn't that the truth? All right. Go on with the show. The show must go on, as they say.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Yeah. Well, not only that, but... The mirror is open to interpretation. Like when I see myself in a mirror, I see myself differently than when I see my photo on TV or, you know, something else.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
You didn't think it was Russell, maybe?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Damn it is. I hoped it was Russell. Now that would have been a good signing. No. Yes. I'll take Zach Wilson over Russell Wilson.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Well, the Dolphins needed a proven veteran backup quarterback behind Tua. Zach Wilson ain't that guy. He's a draft bust. That's true. He's not proven. I'm not arguing he's proven. He's played three seasons, and he's got more interceptions than touchdowns.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Yeah, I mean, if you're trying to flatter a dubious free agent signing, that's the thing to say. Well, what about other quarterbacks who we wrote off three years into their career and they bloomed and they turned out great? Yeah, if you want to believe that, go ahead. Well, the Dolphins believe it. Of course they do. They also got him cheap.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
right but like yeah he's a worse option than russell wilson if the two of them like if i had russell wilson and zach wilson i would take russell wilson and they also signed zach wilson to a one-year contract which isn't believing that this is a guy who might actually be your quarterback if tua peter's out with his health it's them signing a backup and chris to your point like we know what russell wilson is yeah i know that russell wilson is better than zach wilson right
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Yes. Let's just refer to it as an unflattering caricature.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Yeah, I noticed that. Journalist Chris Cody. He's a fan. He's a season ticket holder. I mean, I expect that from Christopher. But as someone who's not a season ticket holder and doesn't cheerlead for the team, I love the signing. I mean, they got him for next to nothing, potentially a second round pick.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
You know, for the stretch run to have him as your second line or whatever, I think it's a wonderful deal. Bill Zito continues to amaze with some of the things he's doing. He had a great team, wasn't satisfied, made it even better. Paul Maurice is one of the all-time great coaches. I mean, they're just state-of-the-art right now in the NHL and have been for the past three seasons.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Why are we acting all surprised that a player traded to a team would speak glowingly of that new team? This is what traded players do.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Right, well, if you're going to be traded, you want to go to the defending Stanley Cup champion that might win again. No duh. I mean, no brainer on that one, Brad Marchand. He made a good career decision.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I'm not a slave to that. I don't have to say Jack every time I say Jack. It's your thing.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
That's what I called my grandfather. He's right about that, yeah. He has said that on multiple occasions. Thank you. I'm in reruns.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Because I'm not a slave to them. We heard you say that the first time. They're on my terms. Please stop saying that phrase.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
You're the one who was lifting him up into the rafters. I'm the one. I just put ropes under his armpits for the visual of him rising into the rafters. Let's start the show.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Yeah, I do that all the time. I have to take down tweets and redo them. It's tough not to make an error. Matt Collins, I think number 57 on the Greg Cody Show, all-time list of all-time guests. So is Ekblad, number 85. All my guys are moving. They're being traded. They're being busted for dope. I mean, all kinds of things are happening.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I wish that Ekblad, or any athlete suspended for PEDs, would just instantly own up to it instead of implying, oh, inadvertently, you know, I took a medicine, I didn't know this. Ekblad, he's 29 years old, okay, he hears the career clock ticking a little bit, no longer the best defenseman on his team, and he wanted to get a little bit of an edge. It's human nature.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
It's illegal, but it's human nature.
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
I do wonder, when they made the deal a couple of weeks ago for Seth Jones, did they have an inkling that this might be coming?
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Oh, that's crazy. Live video. Who knows around here?
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Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
Yeah, but what does that mean, though? I mean, retroactively, are we now suspicious about Tom Brady's longevity and success? I don't throw any shade on LeBron James based on something an ex-UFC fighter says. I think he's built up too much credibility to assume that just because he's still great at 40 that he's on performance matches.
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Hour 2: The Child Vampire
I gotta go to Buffalo with Bernie Bumbley I will always remember that quote from a Dolphins coach named Gary
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Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Well, Dan, a fight we had led us to a divorce But that's okay, cause how could you know that, of course? Me and Bianca didn't make it this time But that's okay, Dan, because I have a new wife I didn't come here to discuss my divorce, but that's fine Now you know that I have a new wife
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Hour 2: The Child Vampire
It's 11 a.m. on a Thursday. The media crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sitting next to me, smoking cigs as we ask our questions. He says to us, who needs me, dummy? As the dolphins head to play the bills. But he's talking to me, I am young Greg Cody. Writing columns with takes that'll kill. La, la, la, that kind of thing. La, la, di-di-da-da-ding.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
That's my favorite. It's mysteriously vague. I love it.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Is that Tony on the left? That is not Tony.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I mean, you spend money for a ticket, you should be able to express yourself.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Well, it's not exactly benign.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Yeah. I particularly enjoy the chant, they'll bring him back as if there's any mechanism by which that could happen or would happen. Like Nico's like, you know what?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I'm going to get him back.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
We've changed our mind about that deal. Hello, Los Angeles. Hello?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Don Levitard. The elephant went into a 7-Eleven and bought a pack of cigarettes. But my question to Ron is this.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Valid question. Is it? Didn't answer.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
What would you guess? I don't know. You've been swimming in the Hudson? Yes.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Yeah, he's a vampire, Levitar.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I can't prove that, but somebody who doesn't sleep, keeps odd hours up at 4 a.m. looking at 50-pound rodents. A dampire. That's vampire behavior. A dampire. I like it.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I'm Air Jordan's son. Was that Jordan Street? Plus, you've got to have a photo of Dad in your wallet, don't you?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
I know. Everybody should have photos in their wallet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
He's got a wallet attached to his phone, this guy. Unbelievable. That's weird.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
It's not a wallet. It's not. What's next?
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
It's a picture of Marcus and Dad with their arms around each other's shoulders, ducking it up. Cutting a turkey.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Singing songs together, perhaps caroling. Perhaps, yeah.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Yeah, the two of them, because they're close. They're tight. He's not just dropping a name. It's Dad. Yeah.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Right. Yeah, I'm sitting on my wallet right now. It's reassuring to feel your ass and the wallets. Also back problems. Yeah. Well. You know, it's normal.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Yeah, of course I do. But you'll say it for anything. Getting up, getting out of the car, that's the one. Well, it's a sense of accomplishment. Right. When you either sit down or get up, you feel like you've done something.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
People ask me, do you exercise? I'm like, yes. I get up and down probably 20 times a day.
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Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
Don Levitard. I want to address Tony and all men who would wear that shirt in public.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Kommen wir zu Juju Gotti. Schau, wie glücklich Greg Cody ist, sobald er Juju Gotti sieht. Und das Gefühl ist mutuell. Schau, wie glücklich Greg Cody ist.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Nicht persönlich mit David Sampson. Juju, was hattest du heute? Was bringst du hier her? Hast du einen Kommentar über Jamie Foxx? Ich freue mich, das zu sehen. Ja, ich bin gespannt, wie es aussieht. Ich habe es letzte Nacht angefangen, aber ich konnte nicht aufhören. Ich bin gespannt. Die Spiele gehen so spät.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Also ich werde dir sagen, dass Louis Black gestern hier war, um eine Session auf der Südbank zu machen. Und eines der Dinge, das einfach super interessant ist, was alle diese Leute tun, ist, It's almost always a costume. Andrew Dice Clay didn't understand how people didn't get that he was playing a character. He thought that the character gave him immunity.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He thought that everyone understood, look, it's not me, the person, who's doing this. This is an actor coming out here to make you laugh, playing a character. Comedians think that we should understand that. And Juju's asking for something underneath. Hey, Jamie, can you tell us the truth about this so we don't have to guess about what's real? Yeah, my...
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Das ist mein Schicksal. Freunde mit Andrew Schultz, mein Schicksal. Gehen Sie, Juju.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You saw like Adam Silver. We're working on getting a new fine bucket that's different and improved and legislated better. Before we get out of here, Juju, what from the show today did people find objectionable? What did they like? What's worth revisiting?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Please drink responsibly. Cuervo. I mean, I was curious, we'll get to Juju in a second, but I'm really interested in this Jamie Foxx special that's gonna come out on Netflix today. I think it's December 10th and I've been looking forward to it for a number of reasons. First of all, I think he's as talented as anyone in Hollywood.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It is. And you need to get out of here. It is. It's all real. It's all real. Give me my board here. My board's not working. Chris, you gotta do your executive producer job when I hit something. You gotta... Thank you.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Get out of here. It's all real. It's not any bit. Get out of here.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Salute though, I love you. Juju, thank you for being on with us. Do I have this right though? You just saluted somebody for winning a bet?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The range that man has as a comedian, an impersonator, actor, stand-up, everything. Singing, like, it's just unbelievable, the talent that he is. And he almost died. And we haven't really heard very much about the details. Like, we've heard some things from his daughter. And there are a lot of whispers around everything.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Everything involving Diddy and allegations and he's going to address it artistically and I'm looking forward to whatever that looks like because he's so creative.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
I don't know if it was the CEO of any other type of Fortune 500 company that could have been murdered and would have the same kind of response that came out here. What impact do you think is going to happen on the health insurance industry as far as any changes because of their fear of, hey, look, the people are pissed. How pissed are they?
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Well, one of them murdered one of our guys and the rest of them were like, yeah.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Dylan, ich möchte noch auf das Cavs-Hoodie denken. Die Cavs haben einen historischen Start in dieser Saison. Aber sie hatten eine schlechte Verletzung in Miami. Und Evan Mobley hat sich einen Ankel gesprayt. Welche Gedanken hast du darauf, wo die Cavs in dieser Saison gehen werden?
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Is it a leap? He's turned a corner. He has not taken a leap. Dylan, this is my point about the Cavs. When everyone was going crazy about the start, I said... I think they can be better. And everyone said, how? They're already amazing. I said, because Evan Mobley still hasn't taken that leap. He said he's taken a mini-leap. A mini-leap is just a step. It's just a step. It's a step in disguise.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Put it on
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
He was yelling at Dylan about the jokes being made at the internet. He goes on this long spill and then at the end he says, and I know that's not a question, like, well...
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Es war unglaublich.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Für den Balance? Warum haben wir zwei Hände? Um eine andere Hand zu haben. Es ist nicht für das Gleichgewicht. Das Gleichgewicht von einhändigen Leuten ist einfach gut. Sie brauchen nicht die zweite Hand. Das ist wahr.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Das ist wahr. Es war nicht ich.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
All of a sudden you've got... To be fair, none of them look... I looked at the three people on the screen right there. It's supposed to be Mina, Dan Orlovsky, and I don't even know who the third person is. None of them look like any of the people they're supposed to be.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Alright, let's counter Simpsons.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Greg sieht aus wie ein Simpsons-Charakter. Ich glaube, es wäre ziemlich einfach, dich zu simpsonieren. Ja, weil du dich umschauen musst.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Is this Stephen A. Smith? That can't be Stephen A. Smith. That's Prince. You got nothing but the forehead right.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Well, to be honest with you, Dan, it's not just Miami. In Arizona right now it's about 75 degrees during the daytime. At night it gets cold, but right now I can sit by my pool.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Ja, das ist es. Nummer vier. Nummer vier.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
You're coming off IR just to create a controversy for your team during an interview. That is not good work by that guy. You're not even in the building. Number three.
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Greg, wie geht euer Geburtstag so weit?
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Hour 2: America's Fascination With Luigi Mangione (Feat. Dylan Scott)
Das klingt nicht so super schön. Die Debatte. Alte Leute lieben diese Scheiße.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
I think there's another obvious alternative, which... Well, we don't have us all yelling at one. Okay, if you want to include females, women as well, it should be, are they human? Right.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
I mean, that's a big deal. Das ist eine Cody-Familie-Tradition. Und übrigens, ich bin alle vorbereitet und ungewöhnlich bereit. Das war mein Weihnachtsgeschenk für Sie, also erwarten Sie nichts anderes. Nein, Face Rubbing ist eine Familie-Tradition. Mein Vater hat es gemacht. Er hat gesagt, dass sein Vater es gemacht hat. Wir sind Deep Rubbers. Wir sind Rubbers. Es funktioniert.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
You just said you do miss her. Ich werde sie in zwei Tagen sehen.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Ich möchte es nicht jetzt machen.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Die Leute können es visualisieren. Jeder rüttelt ihren Gesicht. Aber ich mache ein Ritual davon, weil es eine Familien-Tradition ist.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
No, no, no. That would be odd. Yeah, that's an intimate thing. Like when I'm rubbing my face, I'm giving myself a self-massage. And it's just, it's invigorating.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Ich meine, ich denke, es gibt eine größere Frage in Bezug auf die Heizung. ESPN, die Ranking liebt, hat nur jedes Teams-Korps, jedes Teams-Big-3 gewählt. Und die Heizung, partly because of Butler's age, wurde gewählt, was ich als erstaunlich niedrig war, wie 19. Meine Frage ist, Jimmy, Bam, Tyler Hero. Wirst du damit auch gut sein? Kannst du einen Wettbewerb für ein Wettbewerb ausüben?
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Müssen sie das nicht aufhören? Trade Jimmy, mach etwas, um das Ganze wirklich wieder zu starten.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
I want to do a stat of the day here before we go back to David Sampson that I found fairly shocking.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Meine Großvater nennt die Farce als Toots. Sie hat nicht einmal das gemeinsame Vertrauen zu sagen, Pets. Er lehrt sie nicht richtig, weil man sagt, wer hat ein Pett gelehrt? Und sie tut das nicht. Also, du weißt, die Face Rubbing hat keine Chance. Every time I do it, Christopher acts like it's some horrific ritual that I'm going through. It's almost like a self-gratification.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
You know, I think it's an age thing. I think Dave Barry could relate to it. He's older than I am. I love having guests on my show that are even older than me. Looks younger. He does look younger, you're right. It's rare, huh?
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
A rational human being who keeps sports in place. I love the chucking of the bat at the end of it.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
I mean, I don't date my shirts. I have no idea when I bought this, but I will say it's been in my closet a while and I haven't worn it in a while.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Really? I didn't realize that. Technically the Miami Herald still exists, by the way. Nein, ich mag dieses Shirt persönlich. Klar!
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Nein, es ist ein wunderschönes Ding. Ich werde es Christopher bequemen. Er wird es in ein Dishrag verändern. Das ist der Dan-Levator-Show mit dem Stuckatz-Podcast.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Aber ist er richtig? Ist er richtig? Ich denke, dass eine Mehrheit von Teams auf dem hohen Niveau des College Football bereits das, was er sagt. Schau dir an, wie viele Spieler Georgia in der NFL jetzt hat. Ohio State, Alabama, alle die Top-Programme tun, was er sagt. Und meine Frage ist, alles geht um das Rekrutieren in den Portal jetzt. Nennt Belichick Wow-Kinder, die 18 oder 20 Jahre alt sind?
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Impresiert ein solcher Junge wirklich die Leute, die er sucht?
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Right, but doesn't every top program offer that same pipeline?
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
I think two things about Belichick are fair to say. Number one, he didn't win without Tom Brady. in Cleveland, und er hat nicht ohne Tom Brady in New England gewonnen. Der zweite Punkt, den ich machen würde, ist, dass Bill Belichick etwa zwei Saisons, vielleicht drei, von dem All-Time-Rekord für die meisten NFL-Koaching-Werkungen ausbreitet.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Wenn du nicht denkst, dass Bill Belichick in der NFL kochen würde, bist du verrückt. Und wenn er in North Carolina endet, garantiere ich dir, dass er einen Kontrakt hat, der einen Out-Clause hat, wo er in der Mitte eines Spiels gehen kann, wenn er es will, wenn er eine Offerung von der NFL hat.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Al Matt. No, it just doesn't exist. But Matt Patricia's first name probably is Matthew. So technically I think you're right.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Matthews. No, I think there's singular Matthews. Name one. I can't offhand, but that doesn't mean there aren't. I'm not going to take a quiz. Just like there's McDaniels and McDaniel. There's Matthews and Matthew.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Ich mag, wie du die Emphasis auf die Grammatik von Anne Historic nimmst.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Sam, ist Brunson der beste Spieler in der Serie? Als Knicks-Fan fühlen wir uns so.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Das ist eine Frage. Ja.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Sam, wenn du die Wahl hättest, würdest du in die Met Gala gehen oder in das Knicks-Rode-Playoff-Spiel?
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Could this person be watching right now?
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Sie lernen hier nichts Neues. Aber du ermittelst, dass du nie zu dieser Person antworten willst.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Warte einen Moment. Ich musste am anderen Tag nach Hause aus Atlanta.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Wenn ich fliege. Das Ticket für das Ein-Weg-Zuhause von Spirit war 35 Dollar.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Versteck es nicht. Ich bin hier. Ich bin hier. Ich bin hier. Ich bin hier. Ich bin hier.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Nein, ich denke, ich habe es gemacht. 35 Dollar. Ich habe meinem Sohn gesagt, hey Mann, wir fliegen im Geist. Er war sehr überrascht. Er fragte, ob wir auf dem Wagen sitzen.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Und wie hat CPS reagiert? He's a big boy. You're gonna be alright. You sit right there. I'm gonna sit over here. Shout me out if you need me.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
And let me also add a little bit of context. So it was either taking the $35 flight home or the next cheapest flight at the time that I needed was $250. Yeah, that's the one I take.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
I gotta take the spirit flight.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
But he's saying it's not like you're being tortured.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Ich sage dir, Mann, wenn ich irgendwo hin muss und eine 35 Dollar Flugzeuge sehe, muss ich sie nehmen. Ich wusste nicht, dass es so etwas gab.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Total schlecht. Ich bin nicht international auf Spirits geflogen.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
They have bathrooms?
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
35 bucks, man. Had to do it.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
I love it. I saw him crawling into the studio before. I didn't know what it was. I only saw the tip of the hair. I thought a dog was in the studio.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Why is he diabolical?
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Es war wahrscheinlich einer der größten Momente oder die größten Tage seiner Karriere. Harden geht zurück, sie schreien nicht für ihn. Durant geht zurück, sie schreien definitiv nicht für ihn. Sie geben ständige Ovationen an Westbrook und er war genau in der Mitte des größten Moments des Spiels und er macht den richtigen Spiel, wenn niemand anderes ihn liebt, um das Team zu gewinnen.
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
Es war wahrscheinlich einer der großartigen Momente seines Karriere.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
Brian, wir hatten gerade den Miami Grand Prix hier. Wie würdest du die Beziehung zwischen deinem Sport und F1 beschreiben? Und warum ist NASCAR besser?
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
And I told you that. Can I make one thing clear? These are not reports saying he will not be suspended.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
Okay, instead of telling us you don't believe, how about telling us when you know?
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
That's funny. By the way, should Aaron Gordon get a statue?
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
You reported that based on what, though?
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
That's my report. That's already been exposed as a fraud.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
The sources are telling them we don't expect them to be suspended.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
Ich gebe dir das 100 Dollar Geld, das ich nicht Dan geben musste, wenn ESPN berichtet, dass du das Geld verbraucht hast.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
Und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, und, He gave his opinion. Should I do it again? I'll do it again to clarify.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
There wouldn't even be an opinion.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
First of all, the way the NHL usually works is that if he's not suspended, they're not going to report he is not being suspended. If he were being suspended, that is something they would announce officially.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
I don't call it a report when I'm just giving my opinion. I didn't report that he would be suspended.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
It hasn't been announced yet. It's not known yet.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
Okay, but in journalism, if you cite a source, even if you don't name him or her. I would never do that. Right, of course, because you're a journalist. I would go to prison before I name someone. But it's still usually, it's de rigueur in journalism. Now you're using words I don't understand.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
When you're citing a source, generally you say a source within the NHL front office, or you say a Panthers source, you cite someone. I do things differently. Okay. That's fine. And by the way, I want to make it clear, I have no vested interest in this. I'm fine if Sam Bennett doesn't get suspended.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
Wenn er einen Hügel mit dem anderen Torwart schießt und nicht aufgehängt wird, dann hat er mehr Kraft.
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The Big Suey: Gotcha Journalism with Ryan Blaney
You said onboarding, I'm like all aboard. Ryan Blaney steppt auf den SS-Levatar.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Are you here? Dad, we can't start the show without you. We need you to hurry. What happened? Why are you late? Okay, I'm hurrying as fast as the traffic will allow me.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
I was trying to think of the last time I've eaten a corn dog. It's been decades.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Wow, what a great play by him. Heady play, as the saying goes.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Good for him.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Mina, the example I gave was Cam Ward declining to throw and explaining that y'all have five years of tape on me. That should be sufficient to know about me. Is he wrong?
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Mina, as a respected journalist, do you think that Levitard has abdicated all claim to journalism integrity by sacrificing his integrity, banging a drum, and cheerleading at a Florida Panthers game?
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Integrity. That's what integrity sounds like, Dan.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
I thought it was interesting what Cam Ward said in explaining why he wasn't going to throw at the NFL Combine. And he basically said, y'all got five years of tape on me throwing. That should be enough. I'm paraphrasing, but that's essentially what he said. He's not wrong. I think it's a couple of weeks of content for the media.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
I don't think fans particularly care to see whether somebody ran a 4.37 or a 4.4. You can't say that.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
I would ask Mina Kimes this question and be interested in her answer, because I think that NFL front offices and scouting departments would be just fine without a combine. I think if all of a sudden the NFL said, nope, we're going to save millions of dollars, no more annual combine in Indianapolis, the draft goes on as scheduled.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Everybody's fine because everybody's had years to scout these people. Everybody has them at their private visits. To interview in person, you don't need the combine.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Yeah, but the smaller school players are known, right? I mean, nobody, you know, the Division III player is going to be drafted if he's good enough.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
And so you think his entire draft stock changes, flips, because of a bad combine performance?
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
But then they show the tape of Will Howard in an actual game against an actual good opponent kicking ass.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Al Closer. That was good, too.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Yeah, I remember that.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Es heißt Make-up.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
I can't recall what face I made, but it had to be one filled with incredulous wonder that you would place Levitard clowning himself in front of America among a momentous occasion. It's just, he'll never live it down. So you're not going to make the face, thanks. I don't know what face I made. You're beating the drum, that's a privilege, that's an honor.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Yeah, huge honor. Ron, you should do that, have you been asked?
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Du bist in der R-Betters Hall of Fame. Ich kann nicht glauben, dass du nicht gefragt hast, die Drümpfe langsam zu schlagen. Und du hättest keine moralischen Schwierigkeiten darüber, wie er es hätte. Dieser Kerl. Vorherer Journalist. literally cheerleading for the Florida Panthers. He'll never live it down. Dolph and Danny, some are saying. Dolph and Danny, exactly. Wearing a big funny orange hat.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Who just raised ticket prices? They did. Isn't that amazing? That's crazy. That's insane.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Ja, das ist für dich ein Doppelschlüssel. Ich verstehe das. Dan's Journalistische Integrität.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
ist, dass du die letzte Botschaft deiner Journalismus-Integrität abdeckst. Nicht nur figurativ, sondern literally. Für einen der lokalen Themen. Du würdest vielleicht auf dem Payroll sein. Ich glaube nicht, dass er als Journalist gedacht wird. Er ist ein ex-Journalist, der sich jetzt im Bereich des Unternehmens befindet. Auf einem berühmten, populären Podcast.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Ich glaube, es ist schon lange her, dass er für den Miami Herald geschrieben hat. Ich weiß nicht, es ist nicht so, dass Leute sagen werden, wow, er ist ein Journalist, der den Drummer für die Panthers drückt. Ich glaube nicht, dass jemand das denkt. Sie denken nur, hey, er ist einer dieser berühmten Leute, der den Drummer drückt.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Yeah, pretty much.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Go ahead. It was a great video. Hell of an edit. It was a great video. I'm going to say that. The production, the interviews were all great. You know, a lot of me got left on the cutting room floor. Not a great decision there. But, you know, like I keep saying, you know, you dug your own grave and People will never forget the image of you in a Panthers jersey banging a drum. But you wanted that.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
You embraced it.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
I thought the highlight was an apparently drunk Dan Levitard referring to a human cat. That's just, it will never get better than that.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
No Meg White, I'll tell you that.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Und dann ist er völlig auf Rhythmus, als er den Trophäen zerstört hat. Du hast auch die fünfte Runde gefordert. Nein, er hat gesagt. Ich weiß, aber bis dahin war der Let's Go Panthers ausgedrückt. Es wurde am Ende schmerzhaft, wenn ich sehr ehrlich bin. Das ist wie Carson, der den Comic an den Tisch bringt.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Who are we playing today, Rammer? I anticipated being turned away, that's why I didn't show up. Same, that's what I'm saying.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
I'd have been wearing a Greg Cody Show T-Shirt.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Du hast Jessica definitiv falsch bezeichnet.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
50-Tore-Saison. Giancarlo Stanton?
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Best Play, Ray Allen, Corner 3.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Former Greg Cody Show Host.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
That was terrific.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
I'll go with the board. Really? Over Kachuk? That is an underrated play in hockey.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
How about Bob Save? Oh, Bob Save. Against the lightning. Yeah.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
And they've also been very smart as a franchise to align themselves with Fort Lauderdale, to build their whole training facility there, to align with a bigger city, because let's face it, they would rather be playing in downtown Fort Lauderdale than in Sunrise, but as it is, it's sort of the best of both. They are Broward's team, proudly.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
And I think the last four or five years, they've been as good as any team in hockey. Bill Zito has had a master class in how to build a roster other than an aging goalkeeper that they're going to have to figure out how to replace.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
I mean, slow down. He's still great.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
No, you're right, because Tampa's got, I think, the best goalkeeping in the league, right?
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Where's your skirt? Pom-poms. No, it's pom-pon.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
I thought it was pom-pom. It's P-O-M-P-O-N. I could be wrong. Here we go. I could be wrong.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Is that where pompano comes from, Greg? You know, I'm not sure, but it's a good question by you. I've never thought of that. It's really not a good question. Like Boca Raton.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Boca right on. Yeah. That's what we used to say when I went to FAU. Boca right on. Rats mouth. And you know it. And you do know it. And you know it. But anyway, getting back to you as a cheerleader, there have been positive reviews. I was looking at Variety, the trade magazine today, and I think the headline was something like, Levitard takes boffo turn at cat skin or something like that.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Yeah, the Four Nations was a big part of the NHL just absolutely having a moment now. You've got Ovechkin chasing Gretzky. You just had the stadium series game that drew 95,000 people to Ohio Stadium. It's a big time for NHL hockey, for sure. Oh, but I wanted to ask you, Dan, Dolph and Danny. Transition. When you were in the speakeasy, were there any actual stars there other than a former player?
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
If my wife, who is a hockey fan, could have made it, I would have possibly gone with her.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Ah, you know, I'm a hubby.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Yeah. Hubba hubba hubby hubby. Um, no, I considered going. Would you take it as a personal insult that I didn't go watch you wearing a cheerleader outfit banging a drum? Come on. I saw the video. You know, a little quick on the pace, but as has been said, better that than a little slow. Uh... You did the best you could. By the way, are you missing something? Oh, here it is, your integrity.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
You know, those variety headlines are always weird. But, you know, you beat the drum pretty well, I thought. A little fast on the pace. A little fast on the pace. At one point, it looked like you were about to faint. I would have paid to see that. But, you know, overall, it's something you've got to eat now. It's something you've got to live with. You know, you wear it on your shoulders.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Well, it's probably like 20 minutes in fairness, particularly if it's early rush hour on a weekday. What was I doing? I was living my life. I don't trail in the perfume of celebrity. You know, I was living a normal man's life. I was in my backyard getting ready for bulk pickup, which is Thursday. Got a big, beautiful pile out on my swale. Wow. You know, I'm doing regular guy things.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
I'm a man of the people. I always say that. Yeah, speakeasy. You know, had you told me it was a speakeasy with an open bar? I might have gone. You know, I might have gone.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
She could not, no. Because I'm with you.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
You're like an ox with a big yoke now. You've got the yoke of having been a Panther cheerleader on your shoulders. It's invisible. You feel it. And the rest of us see it. That's it.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
And where would, after the speakeasy, once the game starts, where would I have been seated?
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Well, had it been a 7.30 or 8 o'clock start, I might have gone. I made a quick call to the Panthers saying, hey, any way you can delay the start of the game by a half hour, they wouldn't do it. They were very uncooperative. Dan did the same thing.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
I remember well, just after Prohibition, those things bloomed like a flower all over the country.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Yeah. I could see you turning down the heat parades. It's good you did that.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Go ahead, Greg. Well, I'm going to break news. I hope you don't mind me revealing this, but this is just the beginning of a Levitard cheerleader tour of South Florida. You know, this coming football season, old Dahl fans remember Dahl fan Denny. Dolph and Danny. He's going to be beating a drum on the sideline at Dolphin Games. He's going to take a turn as a heat dancer.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
He's going to wear the Miami Marlins fish head. He's just, you know, this is a new lane for Dan. And I think, you know, he's going all in. I've got to give him that. You know, he's cheerleader Dan, and it's just something we've got to get used to.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Dolphin Danny. No, I meant Dolphin Danny. I mean Denny. Superimpose Dan's face under that hat.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
By the way, happy Fat Tuesday. But seriously, that's all I got.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Didn't you think he was just a little fast?
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
I'm telling you. You know what I would have paid to say? Remember a few weeks ago on the golf course, you had me hit an exploding golf ball? Yes. I would have paid to have an exploding drum, where the first time he beat it, the drumstick went right through it because it was made out of paper tissue. That would have been good. That would have been great. He probably would have injured his arm.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Come on, Greg. I'm turning it off right now.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Yeah! Dolph and Danny.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Shadowin' it. Shadowin' it. Go ahead, Craig. Homer Dan. Oh, do I delight. Do I delight in this, the number of times you have called me a homer over the years. Never again. The next time you call me a homer, and it will slip. I want them to cue up the video of you in a cheerleader outfit holding a drum, literally cheerleading for the Florida Panthers. Where's your pom-pon today?
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Craig's right about that. What?
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
Yeah, like he exposed himself as a cheerleader and then proved to be a bad one by not even staying for the entire game. If you're going to go all in, go all in. Right? Nobody who's ever banged that drum, not even Jack Nicklaus, has dared leave before the game was over. I don't think you know that. Yeah, well, I have it on good authority.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Okay, when we were playing golf Sunday, Christopher was shocked and flabbergasted that Kendrick Lamar and that song in particular happened to be on one of my Spotify playlists. I liked the song. I thought it was a very clever parody. by Jeremy, but I respect Juju's opinion. I value it. And if he thinks it was offensive or in any way not right.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's a fine Venmo. If I'm being truthful, I was trying to get off my plate a loose end. Again with the loose end. A quick text Miami Herald related, but I apologize. I didn't know that my soft typing was audible.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Did a song about sad, sad Radio Row that everyone's afraid to play.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Well, it's online if anybody wants to read it in its entirety. But I think what I wrote reflects how desperate the Dolphins should be right now because they made the playoffs the two previous seasons to this past season when they were 8-9.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
This team is nowhere close to being a contender in a packed AFC behind Kansas City, behind Baltimore, behind Buffalo, and another handful of teams as good or better than Miami.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Their defense was the best in 22 years empirically by some standards. It was not a big play defense. They had 35 sacks, which was in the bottom five of the league. They didn't have many interceptions. They were not a big play defense. They don't have any player, even with Jalen Phillips and Bradley Chubb healthy,
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
They don't have a player who's going to change the way opposing offensive coordinators prepare to play Miami. They don't have anyone who's the best at his position. Tyreek Hill maybe was for his first season. He isn't now. The Dolphins have to be desperate. They have to be bold and desperate because right now they are not close to being competitive on a Super Bowl level.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And if they don't make big swings like Miles Garrett, They're not going to do it with luck and good health and 13th overall picks.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, no. I think quite the opposite. Now you've gone too far. Very quickly, I think you oversold Cooper Cup. Not that bold. Not that desperate, you're saying. Cooper Cup is not a Hall of Famer. He isn't yet, at any rate. He had one extraordinary season. He's completely overshadowed by Puka Nakua with good reason.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
As I said, he had one extraordinary season in his seven or eight year career. That was the only season he made the Pro Bowl. He's a very good receiver who is not a Hall of Fame receiver.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
No, I know what it stands for. I know modern acronyms.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I know, but I'm a guinot. Just say what you're going to say and don't... Make a phrase out of it.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Look. You run a loose ship here. You're letting Rodin get away without, you know, go to New Orleans despite, you know, ruining the bet with the Iguanodon. You know, now you're kowtowing to Samson on financial matters. I mean, it's a loose ship.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
The longest two sentences I've ever heard in my life. With a K. Not enough people know that word. Does it have a hyphen? Does it not have a hyphen? There's some dispute there on countering.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
David's getting caught in the weeds here.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Mom's mom's mom. Okay, they're both Mary's then.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Don Levitard. Quiet man. Yes. You know, I'm a married man. I don't cheat on my wife, despite that gratuitous line back in my day. Stugatz. I wish you were here, my wife. I really miss her. No, I don't. That's the thing about being married. You know, you're not allowed to say, I don't miss my wife. I've been gone two days. I haven't been gone long enough to miss my wife. I'm sorry. I call her.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
All right. We'll see you. All right, and then, you know, I'm going to see her in two days. How's jumping, Charlie? Good. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugats.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
It's not only what is happening in the NFL and the NBA and everywhere else. When Miles Garrett sees what LeBron James was able to do and start a revolution of players under contract being able to steer their way out, and now you have pro players seeing the transfer portal in college where college players, you know, all of a sudden Carson Beck is with the Miami Hurricanes.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
And if you're Miles Garrett, you're trying to get out of that hellhole, which is Cleveland. Why not leverage whatever you have? And despite what the general manager is saying, how can you keep him if he's blatantly unhappy not being there?
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I had a feeling that was coming. I did not write the column because Taylor told me to. I was writing something else when Christopher called me and says, hey, Taylor says this and this and this. I had not heard the Miles Garrett news yet, okay?
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
When I was done, the other thing I was doing, and I found out that Miles Garrett was saying, hey, trade me, I absolutely would have written that column without a prod from anybody else. Wow. No credits. for Taylor and I. No. In this case, no.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
When somebody like Miles Garrett says they want to be traded and I think there's a plausibility that the Dolphins could be in the market, I'm going to write that call.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I didn't at the time that he told me because I was writing something else. I was concentrating on something else.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
This is exhausting. No, I wrote the previous column and then I went to Miles Garrett.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
All right, I want to review the last 30 seconds to one minute of this show because Dan Levitard, the man constantly calling me disoriented, just betrayed himself as not remembering that he was on Sad Sad Radio Row slightly less than one year ago. That's the man calling me disoriented. Like I said before, I'm perfectly oriented. I've got nothing going on but love and best wishes for everybody.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
If I'm given a chance to speak into a mic for five minutes in a row without being interrupted and admonished. But you have a button-down shirt on. It's a beautiful button-down shirt that my wife bought me. I've taken to wearing shirts over T-shirts lately. I don't know whether that's a thing. I don't know whether that's proper, whether people do that. What are you hiding? I'm not hiding anything.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Sores. The veins on his feet? No, I don't have open sores anywhere on my body, by the way.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
And if I did, they're not sores. They're jumping Charlie Cutts.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I do. It was Lucy dressing up as a dinosaur and walking through a mall. What kind of dinosaur?
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
An uprightosaurus. No, of course I know what it was. It was an iguanasaurus.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
That's ridiculous. No way. Her in an Iguanodon costume haunting Sad Sad Radio Row would be Super Bowl gold. You know, forget them all. The Radio Row thing, other podcasts would be interviewing her. She would be a sensation.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Would have been better for the show. No, really. I mean, Wayne Newton falling off a high chair. You can't do that. No, it would have been better. You can't do that.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
You can't do that. I don't mean him injuring himself. You mean death. I just mean him taking a pratfall.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Of course not. I love Wayne Newton. Danke, Shane. Are you kidding me? Old men don't take pratfalls. Well, I take a pratfall. You're getting to the age where you can't be falling.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
No, I've taken a pratfall since then. You have? Yeah, just a few months ago. Remember the face thing? My whole face was bruised. He doesn't remember that either. The guy calling me disoriented doesn't remember me having a bruised face and wearing a half a mask covering half my face just several months ago. But Wayne Newton pratfalling at Moss, Miami or Vega, whatever it's called.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Get out of here. See you later. You're disoriented today. You're hitting the wrong button.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Okay. No, I didn't know it. I didn't know the acronym. I mean, does everything have to have an acronym? Can you just say four words in a row without coining a phrase for it? Come on. Exactly. Just say what the f*** and don't worry about what the acronym says.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Somebody said WTF. And you rolled with it.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Where? I'm rolling like a big wheel.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Don't use the word disoriented because I'll bring up all the things you've done wrong.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
S-T-F-U, Dan. How's that? Got your ass. Stands for something. I don't know what it stands for.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I know what it stands for. Don't make me say it.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
It's a Peloton class. It's weird. Plus, Billy's dressed like he's about to go duck hunting. I want to make clear that that beautiful expert video is courtesy of the Greg Cody Show podcast. We actually sent a special correspondent to Cartersville. And on my latest podcast episode, we actually interview the throng of nearly a dozen fans was there. And we interviewed. Oh, really? Yeah.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
And we really some of them. Yes.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
No. Well, my normal array of pills in the morning. Yeah, they're kicking in now, though.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
We've always pronounced it gala, not gala. It's just an annoyance to me when somebody mispronounces that.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
That's a grammatical thing.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
With what in particular?
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Oh, yeah, for sure. The conversation.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Well, we were talking about several things. Okay. And you're continuing to mispronounce the name of the PFBI gala. I'm simply wanting to correct you.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Don Levitard. I heard that as a woman faking pain. I didn't think that sounded real. I really didn't, you know. It was not fake. It was in no way fake.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Stugatz. Yes, I can, Jess. Expert. I've been married 40 years. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Jesus. He's striking me. Literally, he's hitting me on the chin with a microphone. And this guy is supposed to be the professional? By the way, Samson, let me give you a quick tip. When you're giving someone a pep talk, you don't start...
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
pep talk by referring to open sores on their arms when he doesn't have any open sores you know i'm having a bad arm life granted that's why i've been wearing long shirts lately but i am perfectly fine i'm not disoriented i'm an oriented person i lead the i'm a professional at orienteering which is a little known sport i i am the opposite of disoriented and uh and all i need is an opportunity i'm no gabe but i'll tell you what you put me behind a mic again you're gonna get fire out of my mouth
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
And that's just 21 years in the modern era. What do you mean? Well, PFPI began in the late 60s. This was actually our 29th season overall, but our 21st continuing season.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
It's in the archive, the PFPI archive. We're a professionally run operation. Wait a minute, there's an archive? Yes, of course. In Canton, Dan. The Google Doc. No, it's an archive, and we're professionally run. I take my job as commissioner very seriously, even though people love to mock me. It's a family tradition.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
It's been going on in the modern era since 2004, but overall since 1968, I believe. And so... You know, I think after all of that history, after all of that heritage, we've had 10 members over the years. I think it's time to honor the pivotal members of PFPI in a newly formed PFPI Hall of Fame.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Now, like baseball with its Hall of Fame vote, we need a 75 percent majority, meaning we need six of eight current team members to vote yay. So will that happen? I don't know, but I'm proposing that. I'm also proposing a penalty for late picks every week. Just me and Michael. Always.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
To the membership. Six other people sitting in his living room. To the eight teams.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Well, that's to be determined.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I didn't even know this was referred to as a blazer. He's talking about a video. Oh, okay. Oh, man. I'm sorry, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
You delayed the game. Samson delayed the game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
It was Jess who made that remark. She was complimenting my blazer. I thought she was looking at me right now. I thought this shirt. You look good now, too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Oh, that's a family heirloom.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I had it. It was your mother's grandmother's. I should have known that. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
No, I forgot mom's grandmother's name. Her mother's name was Mary Alice, but I don't know her grandmother's name. I barely met the woman. I literally barely met her. I saw her like once or twice, and she passed away. Coincidental. I had nothing to do with it. And so, no, I don't know her name. If it was told me, I would go, oh, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
No, text your mother. Ask what her grandmother. I'll ask for three options.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I know my mother's side of the family very well. I don't know. I never met my father's father.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Samson ratted me out here. He is right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
He looks like a snitch. You look up snitch in the dictionary, you see Samson's picture.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
That was supposed to be a private conversation. We're not getting to that now, but that's just a little tease for the show.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Well, just the yings and yangs of it. I don't know what that means. Okay. Please talk into the mic. I'm talking into a mic. The world's most giant microphone. Bring it closer to your face. God. Okay. How are you still an amateur at 70? I'm not an amateur. I'm a professional. The haircut thing is just the numbers thing, the fade thing. You start at a 2 and go to a 4.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Well, I've just begun doing it. You've got to keep in mind, my first haircut was my dad putting a cereal bowl over my head and cutting around it. Is that true? Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
A PFPI Hall of Fame, yeah. The laughter when I said that was ridiculous. Particularly... Christopher's wife, my daughter-in-law, howled laughter as if I weren't serious. It's because we all know the writing on the wall. Who should be the first entry into the Hall of Fame, Dad? That's up to the voters. I'm the commissioner. I'm not lobbying for anybody.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
The guy is whispering in my ear, distracting me.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Am I close enough to the microphone?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Al Jarreau over here. Sounds way better than this. Yes. Okay, sorry about that. All right, I'm going to eat the microphone for the rest of the show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Yeah, it was instructive. I support David. Thank you, Greg. How about David talks less about that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, you're at the top of your game now, but it wasn't always like that. And I'm wondering, when you were starting, when you were working your way up, and you had an opening act that was a little too funny, before you got as self-confident and as big as you are, did you ever think, you know what, I've got to have a new opening act who bombs a little bit? No.
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
It's this Thursday, December 5th, 7 to 9 p.m. at the Coral Gables Congregational Church, 3010 DeSoto Boulevard, Coral Gables, which is a beautiful suburb of Miami for those of you who don't live down here. Join us.
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
What was it called again? My podcast?
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
And we do a lot of talking about this event Thursday night, why it's so special to us. I praise Stugatz for his great project. This book is a big deal.
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Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Look at that. Of course, they're self-serving stickers, though. They're not advertising anything. Are there any of the kind for you?
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Weekend Observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Great taste, just 96 calories available for delivery. Dan, this university. has a proud football history and tradition. Legendary names such as Jim Brown, Ernie Davis, Larry Zonka, Floyd Little, and of course, David Tyree. Later on, Dwight Freeney, Donovan McNabb, Daryl Johnston, and Harvin Marison. But Dan, that was a long time ago.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
They haven't been relevant in over two decades until Saturday. Because on Saturday, Dan, they sprung the 42-38 upset over Miami and kept the Hurricanes out of the playoffs. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it, Syracuse football is back.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
College football. Chippy. Dan. You know what the C in college football stands for? Chippy. Good guess, but no! It stands for chaos.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Yeah, it is. I would take a play-in game, Alabama-Miami, would you? I mean, that would be great. Do away with the conference championship games and just have a weekend of play-in games.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
It turns out. Syracuse and Mario Cristobal was just too much for Cam Ward to overcome. The Philadelphia Eagles and Vic Fangio. It just feels right. It does. Fangs. Yeah.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
It does feel right. Thank you. Wink Martindale was born to coach defense. Top five guys who were born to coach defense. Number five, Wade Phillips.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Just the three of us. Me, you, and Greg.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
The wool. Yeah, the wool. Number four, Buddy Ryan. Number three, Wink Martindale. Number two, Monty Kiffin.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
No, no, I'm just saying. The fine buckets, we've done away with it. So we can kill anyone now? Yeah, welcome. Tic-tac-toe, right? Wink Martindale. Does it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Yep. Number one. Spags. The Chiefs didn't win that game. The Raiders lost it. Joe Burrow said he needs to do more. Joe, I have to be honest with you. You don't. And I don't think you can. He's done enough. He's fantastic. The Chiefs, to Dan's point, are the worst 11-1 team in NFL history. Don't you dare hit that button. I'm supporting you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Good. If I didn't know better, I would have thought Andy Reid was purposely trying to lose that game. Chicago Bears, great loss. Lions, bad win. What? The Lions need a loss, I'm telling you. They're peaking at the wrong time. They are. You need a loss. Dan, you need to reset. You need to reset.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
They need a loss.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Like the Ravens, Dan. They're losing at the right time. This is the time to lose. Good point is what you said.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
The Patriots. Sorry. The Patriots lead the NFL in great losses, but I'm not certain any team in NFL history has had two better back-to-back losses than the Carolina Panthers. So good. They found out that they have a quarterback, Dan, and they lost games they needed to lose, needed to lose. Wow. That is a good job by them. Drew Locke can scoot.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
27 points, 14 assists, 5 rebounds, 2 blocks, and grinding out a win in Utah on a Sunday night at the age of 39. Tip of the cap to LeBron James.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
That's what he does. The Red Rifle. Whatever he has to do to help the team out.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Bryce Young should pay for all the things that happened to Dalton during that accident, right? That's correct. If there were tickets, hospital bills, whatever you need, right? Yes, yes.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Speaking of, a tip of the cap. Damn, we lost one. Let's tip a cap for Luke Cardaseca. I mean, Luke Karnaseka passed away. One of the great coaches in college basketball history.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I still can't believe that losing to a bad Michigan team at home was the second most embarrassing thing to happen to the Ohio State football team on Saturday. Ohio State, next time you lose at home to a 6-5 Michigan team, do me a favor. Take your medicine and walk off the fucking field. Thanks. Sorry. Too aggressive? Enough of them. Seriously. Here's a rule.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
If you don't want a flag planted on your field, install turf. Rivalry week. What? You're scared of that word. I hate that word. Rivalry week. Delivered. Nothing says rivalry week. Quite like Miami and Syracuse.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
If we gave out MVP awards... Just based on cool plays, it would be Josh Allen's award to lose death, taxes, and our nation's annual reminder of the greatness that is Gus Johnson.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
If we gave out the MVP just based on cool plays, Josh Allen would win it in a landslide.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Only Gus Johnson can make a 13-10 game seem like a shootout. He is so good. So good, man. Gus Johnson has the rare ability to make me believe that any game he's calling is the greatest game I've ever seen. I love him. Harvard and Yale. Hope you did what you do best. Take notes. Because that was the game. Harvard and Yale is what I tried to say, Dan. I was doing the audio book yesterday.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I'm a little bit tired.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Well, I finished it up yesterday, so good for you. Somehow Ryan Day looks like an avatar of Ryan Day. Please let Ryan win the national championship and get fired the next day. I need that to happen. We all need that to happen. It could happen. It might happen. I mean, he really lost his national championship. Winning one would not replace that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Ryan Day is the Michael Jordan of James Franklin's. That's good. Stash this away in the Something to Ponder file. Did the Canes pluck the wrong quarterback out of the portal? No need to discuss now. Just stash it away for a rainy day. That's why I call him Honda McCord. Nothing flashy, Dan. Nothing fancy. All reliable. You know what I'm talking about? Get you to point A to point B.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
And it doesn't get you to the playoffs.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Up by my place. Here come the Capitals. They're good, Mike. They are.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Yep. For those keeping track at home, Mike Norvell now has to spell his last name with 10 L's. What a bad season, man. Had he played by Indiana to beat Purdue 66-0, hoping people forget about their Ohio State game. It's a good job by them. In honor of my book signing this week with Greg Cody. StuCatsBook.com, by the way. Top five athletes.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I mean, it's ridiculous.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Not really, just athletes and what their name would be if they were authors. Marcus Allen Poe. Marshall Faulkner. Bobby Orwell. Stanzik Van Gundy. George Dickens. Dan Henningway. A.J. Hawken. Watch out for the Grizzlies. Also very good. Mike McDaniel. Do it against a team with a winning record.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
If you're a team that has to play in Green Bay or Buffalo when it snows, skip the game, take the L, and move on. Not worth it. Someone gets injured, you're going to lose, you're going to lose big.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Jets, don't you dare bench Aaron Rodgers. He gives us the best chance to lose. Duke and Kansas played last week in college basketball.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
and not a peep i remember the time when that game would have let us show we would have started with number one versus number two kansas duke i could name every player not now but back then milton that's crazy what he's saying though right that uh in our lifetime that's something that happened where that game uh now obviously regionally it still matters uh a great deal but nationally
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Everything looks better when you win, except for Marcus Freeman.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I'm not certain anything will force you to grow up faster than Mike Tomlin telling you to grow up. I'm growing up, I mean, if he tells me to. When Jim Harbaugh is playing a game in the teens, he's got you right where he wants you. 1713, otherwise known as Jim Harbaugh. Leonard Williams, revenge game. Hey, Rob Manfred, wonder where you got that golden at bat idea.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
You know what the R in Rob Manford stands for, Dan?
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
It was the magic at bat that's not a fine for you. We've eliminated the fine bucket, but it was the magic at bat. And you see what he did? He twisted the words around. I mean, he just changed the words up, you know? Golden at bat is not as good as magic at bat, Timmy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I know. Thank you. The Jets didn't score the last 40 minutes of that game. I hate them. When you think it can't get worse, the season from hell continues, Dan. Speaking of hell, our priles. Dan, those are the weekend observations. That was a quick dismount because I'm just so tired of the Jets. I'm tired of talking about them. I'm thinking about bailing on the Jets for the first time in my life.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I'm thinking about a new team. The old Fireman Ed? Well, that's the problem, Billy. The biggest story every year is some riff that Fireman Ed has.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
So you're going to pull that move? I'm thinking about quitting.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
So some of the players you root for. Ever.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Well, I'm broken in a different way. I'm just tired of the losing.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
If they win this weekend, I'll start looking at playoff scenarios.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I mean, he didn't win. In a loss. He didn't win. I reserve the right. He still got his revenge, though, Billy. I'm with you.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
I think they're going to like it. We owe them one. I kicked the table.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
This is what I wanted.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
Yeah, we'll talk to him about that on God Bless Football this week.
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Hour 1: College Football Playoff Closing Arguments
You're going to rest your case, huh?
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Hour 2: The D.C. Plane Crash Tragedy (feat. Jeff Wise)
All of this is going over my head. I've never heard of Brewski. I've never heard of Speed.
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Hour 2: The D.C. Plane Crash Tragedy (feat. Jeff Wise)
Okay. The Beast.
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Hour 2: The D.C. Plane Crash Tragedy (feat. Jeff Wise)
And to continue Amin's metaphor, the new owner of the restaurant is also firing all of his best chefs. That's what I think of when I read that they're firing 3,000 air traffic controllers, coincidental with this kind of a thing happening.
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Hour 2: The D.C. Plane Crash Tragedy (feat. Jeff Wise)
Yeah, for me, it's a nonpartisan issue. And as Jeff Wise intimated, there are going to be more air traffic problems related to firing 3,000 air traffic controllers. It's just axiomatic.
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Hour 2: The D.C. Plane Crash Tragedy (feat. Jeff Wise)
Everything is partisan now, right? Everything is partisan. You said 10 minutes ago, this is a nonpartisan issue for me. He believed it should be. You did say that. No, what I said was, this should be a nonpartisan issue, but it isn't. Why aren't Republicans standing up and going, wait a minute, we fly planes too. That's hilarious. Republicans fly planes, too. Taking responsibility? What?
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Hour 2: The D.C. Plane Crash Tragedy (feat. Jeff Wise)
Republican? Accountability?
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Hour 2: The D.C. Plane Crash Tragedy (feat. Jeff Wise)
Is it smart that we're firing 3,000 air traffic controllers? That should be a bipartisan issue.
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Hour 2: The D.C. Plane Crash Tragedy (feat. Jeff Wise)
I invented it. It's going fantastic. My wife and I are staying home tonight. We're watching the debate on TV. We're going to do something special for dinner. It's a nice day for me so far.
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Postgame Show: All Due Respect
It's ESPN's list. Man, they love rankings, ESPN. And they rank the top 100 professional athletes of this century since 2000. And due respect to Michael Phelps, one of the great swimmers of all time, they had him number one on the list. And I'm just wondering aloud, can you be the number one professional athlete of your century when people only give a shit about you two weeks once every four years?
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Postgame Show: All Due Respect
Again, if you're an Olympian, great. I mean, I have, you know, Simone Biles, fantastic. Katie Ledecky, love all of these wonderful Olympians. But as LeBron James proves, you can have a full-time job in basketball and still be an Olympian. Jessica's horrified by you right now. First of all—
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Postgame Show: All Due Respect
like insanely harsh but like out of nowhere harsh again I preface it by saying all due respect to Michael Phelps respectfully exactly and I'm just thinking aloud here you know and and and I think that's true whether it's you you know Usain Bolt used to be this person in track and field we care intensely two weeks every four years about track and field
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Postgame Show: All Due Respect
And I do respect that, and that's why I love the Olympics, because I give a shit about sports that I normally don't give a shit about.
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Postgame Show: All Due Respect
The thing about the Olympics is this. Too many oddball sports now. Okay, now breakdancing. Although they call it breaking, which is ridiculous. What are we, in a car? It's a breaking contest. I'm in a car. That's not how it's spelled. It's called breaking. We should have a breaking contest. But it's breakdancing. Come on. I'm just getting used to skateboarding.
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Postgame Show: All Due Respect
You know, anybody over the age of 21 on a skateboard.
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Postgame Show: All Due Respect
I don't think that's going to happen. Dad, you can do it with your party.
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Postgame Show: All Due Respect
I had to check with my wife and party organizer. I don't make any autonomous decisions. I'm a team player.
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Postgame Show: All Due Respect
It could be. The same with the Miami Herald. I mean, you know, blankety blank isn't getting invited. Oh, no. Sorry about that. What about Dave Hyde? Barry Jackson? Dave Hyde. Okay.
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Postgame Show: All Due Respect
I'm not going to take a quiz. Come on.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
There you go. Thank you. Not even 1%. No, I hit a bunch of bushes, though. They have a wall of bushes. And so, yeah, and you're driving and you hear the car go thwap, thwap, thwap, thwap, thwap. Because it's hitting all these bushes. Didn't you clip something in a parking garage, too? Yeah, we had a minor mishap in a parking garage.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
You have to drive a Fiat to park in the parking garages in Ireland. They're six feet wide. I'm driving an SUV. I have zero chance.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
My wife and trip organizer does that for me. Well, pie chart? 80-20. That's even higher than 80-20. Well, she did rent that. There you go. It wasn't her fault that we got a lemon and we had to go back for it, which caused all the satchel incident.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
It's been a lovely cruise. Oh, man. That's my outro. That's, you know, as my casket is being lowered. Jesus. You know, I'll have been cremated a week before, but we'll do the casket thing just for show. And as my casket is being lowered. Empty casket? Yeah.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
You know, I mean, we're going to put on a public display.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
You're going on a lovely cruise. Exactly. Maybe we'll throw them over. My wife will throw them overboard. I would assume. She's nicking with her new husband.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
he was sent yes that's why they comped our room there was some uh... you know aberration in the lock that prevented me from unlocking my own deadbolt you know i'm unscrewing it doing the the work of the maintenance crew i'm unscrewing my own deadlock or deadblock You got it. Neither. Deadlock.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
Two things. Number one, I'll take a driver if you're buying. Number two, this is going to sound like I'm bragging. I'm going to out-drive everybody in these two rooms. Really? Okay?
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
I'm a daily driver, okay? I'm a daily driver. And I haven't had a speeding ticket, just as an example, in who knows how long.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
Yeah, and another thing was everything in kilometers over there, of course. So all of a sudden you're going 100. You see a sign that says the speed limit's 140. And so mentally you're like, I can't go. I don't want to go that fast. When, in fact, that's probably, what, 80 or whatever the thing is. But fabulous trip despite all the harrowing. How was the food?
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
We'll bring you along, Jess. Awful? The food was awful? It was really bad. It was so mediocre. And everything on the menu is like, you know, beef and Guinness and fish and chips and potatoes, potatoes. A shepherd's pie? There were a couple of topped beef and Guinnesses with the topping.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
Listen, your wife, who's hard to please, a little shy with her compliments. What did Christy say about mine? She said it was good.
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Hour 2: Your Wife Is Hard To Please
No, she hated my shrimp. Oh, man. Yeah.
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Yeah, she can get over that.
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You know, if you've had my shrimp. Exactly right. You're going to forget the allergy because it tastes so good. She's never tried Greg's shrimp. That's right.
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I had the worst steak I've ever had at the Castle Hotel Restaurant. You don't eat at the hotel restaurant.
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Where else are you going to go? It was a beautiful restaurant, and they had a nice menu. I ordered a filet. You shouldn't screw up a filet, okay? You give it a nice, crusty, hard sear on the outside, and a beautiful medium on the inside at most, maybe medium shading to medium rare. It was tough. They overcooked it like crazy. In my own country, I'm going to turn that back. Jack.
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But in Ireland, I played the polite. I didn't want to be the ugly American. I ate it. Now, later at the Shelbourne, one of the great hotels in Ireland.
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terrible for the podcast no one can hear it i mean we hear it the audience might continue your story greg i'm sorry no no no that reminds me of the latest greg cody show podcast episode where christopher is his lawn is being cut as we're recording so the entire time we're recording chris cody's lawnmower is going in the backyard you got a lawn guy chris I do. Wow.
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You think he's going to cut his own lawn? He doesn't know which end of the lawnmower to hold. That's not true. So back to the Shelbourne? The Shelbourne is one of the great hotels in Dublin. In fact, I forget how it was. It might have been mentioned on the podcast, and I get a text from Dave Barry saying, yeah, we stayed there. Beautiful hotel. They...
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They served me one of the great fillets I've ever had in my life. Okay, so you can do it, Ireland, but you've just got to be more consistent. My only complaint about Irish food is that it's a lot of the same. You know, the menus all sort of read the same, unless you're at an upscale restaurant, and then they're... They know how to do it. You never got that authentic Irish pizza, I guess.
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I think it's pretty close to one-to-one.
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Yeah, Lucy should have been taught the bay call. Because I guarantee you, that's a beautiful trainer. That's Willow, right? That's a handsome dog. You go, and they're going to do that thing where the ears go out a little bit and the head cocks. That's what you want, because that's the dog listening to you when the head cocks like that.
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It's the classic First Ballad Hall of Famer, the musical fart. Okay. Where it can be a creaking door. Right. It can be an orchestra tuning up before a concert, and the bassoon is a little bit off key, and it comes out like that. Stugatz. The musical fart. It's a beauty. It is a beauty. F*** me.
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It's wonderful. And so many of them are, like, destroyed. But I think there must be, like, a law. Like, you can't knock down the remnant of an old castle or something. It's great.
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Well, that's a different thing, though, because, you know, you go from newspapering to radio. To a nap. And the original incarnation of the podcast was an audio only. And so now the video element, you know, it's confusing.
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It's very, very bright. Unnecessarily bright. All right, let's turn off all the lights, guys, if you can.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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All right, no, I mean, this is the way it should be. Yeah. Okay, I feel like I'm walking into my bedroom closet. Whoa. I'm surrounded by, you remember the first podcast I ever did with The Greg Cody Show was in my closet. Because back then I thought all of the sound would have a great sound room by doing it among all my closet. My wife's clothes take up literally 70% of that closet. Podcast.
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Always been unfair. But anyway, I love it in here right now. This is how it should be. It's how it used to be before. I have a ghostly quality there as well, which is perfect. Ooh, a scary story. You got any? No. Hell no. Way to play the improv game. I don't tell scary stories. Nah. My life is a scary story. Believe me. Ooh, I like that. The silhouette. Look at Dan. Wow. Look at him.
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Right. Let me look dark. Why can't I do that?
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Yeah, close that up a little bit. Hang on just a second. Yeah, hold on.
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Hitchcockian. Now that's television. Or YouTube, whatever the hell we're on.
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Yeah. It's invigorating. Yeah.
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Wow, that's a good question. I'm still not getting email on my new phone. I've got to get that taken care of. Oh, no. But the texts kept coming. You know, I'll give them a glance. I mean, I look at the texts every day, you know, that kind of thing. But I don't answer all of them. You know, the work-related texts, they know better than the text me. You know, Hugo from Mango.
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calls me texts me you know about the the deadline on the back of my days and everything so we get back to him but uh for the most part man when i'm on vacation i am on vacation okay i'm doing it up i'm uh i'm leaving work behind you know looking for looking for dimly lit places like this which is another reason it's beautiful remind me of vacation can you turn the light towards dan a little so i can get a read on them because i'm terrified do you come back reinvigorated greg
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I do, but you know what, Billy? I've never been on a vacation that I wasn't glad ended.
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Yeah. It's true, especially the longer the vacation. Like, if I'm away seven, eight days, by that sixth or seventh day, I'm looking at the watch I never wear symbolically to say, I'm done. We've had a good time. I'm ready to get back into my routine. You know, I'm a creature of habit. I'm a creature of routine.
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I do. Yeah, I do. Do you miss Chris?
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yeah somewhat he misses bed yeah yeah no jumping charlie jumping charlie i i miss uh what was old jc up to you know we bored him oh no wow wow that is you make they send him to like a some lady's house it's like the best he's like i get pictures from my mom all the time like look how much fun charlie's having i can only imagine how much they charge you for that it's you know it's a fair amount of you come back and he's like shit
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You know what? He exerts himself so much on his vacation at this woman's house that he's like a zombie for the first couple of days he comes back. But when I saw a picture of Willow on that picnic table, it warmed my heart because dogs love to jump on... Top of picnic tables.
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And Charlie does that. And the woman who's hosting them always texts us photos of Charlie at play.
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Well, Charlie has such a beautiful disposition.
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She really is. That's why you can't stay angry at her. Him. Whatever. Charlie is a name that can work both ways.
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There used to be a perfume called Charlie. I think so. Let me look it up. I think there was.
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Aimed at women, if I remember correctly. Is Dan awake?
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You bit me. I heard that that is the most popular dog's name. Really? Yeah, it shocked me.
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Well, you know, I mean, I named my kids Christopher and Michael. I mean, how original are we?
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Hello. That's what I'm talking about. Yes.
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Thank you, Jess. I miss you, too. We'll take you next time we go to Ireland.
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Let's all go together. She invited you to her birthday? I think there's a pretty good chance of that.
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Well, it's a little bit of a boutique hotel in that I think there were 44 rooms. And Dan would be like, they're all mine.
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Right. Yeah, it was pretty impressive.
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I'm a good bad driver. In other words, you violently scrape a stone wall and yet you don't lose control. You never have the feeling that you're going to swerve. You're not going to hit anybody head on. You're not going to rebound back into the wall. You're going to go about your merry way, balling the jack to Galway. It was a beautiful thing. Eventually, we pull over and we look at the damage.
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My wife's shaking her head like a bobble doll and bobblehead the whole time. They usually go up and down.
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Yeah. There's the famine wall. That's the one? Well, that wasn't the exact one. Most of them aren't that big. People know from history the story behind the famine wall, right? In the potato famine of the 1840s, which caused 5 million Irish people to move to the United States.
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The ones that didn't move were left behind in poverty to earn pennies a day by creating all of these stone, jagged, ragged stone walls that lined the countryside. Of Ireland. And the problem is they're all right next to narrow roads. And so, you know, if somebody swerves to avoid a head-on collision, you literally have to scrape a famine wall.
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That's exactly what happened to me. Someone swerved at you or you just hit the wall? I just hit the wall. It seemed like they were swerving.
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And Ireland now, as a nation, is obsessed with potatoes. Aren't we all? On every menu, you see some sort of a featured potato dish.
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Can that be my heaven on earth?
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Yeah. Badaida. What? As my nana, Nellie Doogie, used to say, she didn't pronounce it potato. For some reason, she said badaida. That's always stuck with me.
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It just reminded me, you know. Potato. Fond memory. Fond memory of my nana, Nellie Doogie.
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Yes. She was the one. I've also mentioned she cooked in 100-year-old oil. She never threw out oil. Might have been lard. Lard was big back then. Yeah. But she never, you know.
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There you go. Yeah. But, you know, you can strain that. You can cook 100-year-old oil. I never do that. Like, oil costs more than the turkey, right? So I deep fry a turkey. I spend 50, 60 bucks on oil. You use it once, then you throw it out. The bird costs a third of that. Where do you throw oil? That's a good question.
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you do it every year where do you i'm asking you i down the sink down toilets you can't put it down any of those things i know fatberg see brewing down there i disagree with that though okay and here's why it it cleans the gullet of the toilet not sure if that's true i believe it does it's always worked for me let's look at that i don't have stuffed up toilets
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No, it's cold by then. Yeah, we have to do it responsibly. We let it cool off. Yeah.
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I don't know. She died around the time, I barely remember her, to be honest, because she died around the time of Beatlemania, like 64, 65. So you just forgot everything about Natalie because of the Beatles? She died of diabetes, but back then they all called it sugar diabetes.
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There you go. Mine called sugar diabetes. I'm learning a lot today. To this day, if I'm referring to diabetes in front of your mother, I say the phrase sugar diabetes because it drives her nuts. She corrects me every single time.
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Before both. But I'm going to tell you this, and I tried to explain this to her. I had to be very, very careful. Anybody in a relationship knows that if you're telling your partner something that might not hit the right way, you've got to be very, very careful. How did you say it? I explained to her that there's a little bit of a pie chart going on here in terms of whose responsibility it was.
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Blamed her. No. No, what I said was, it's my briefcase, it's totally on me that I left it in the rental car we had to turn back in. On the other hand, you might have said, are you sure you got the briefcase? Did you check that? And she didn't do that. So, yes, it's my fault, but, you know, a little slice of the pie.
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I'm going to take 80-20. Yeah, that's fine.
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Well, it's not a briefcase. I say briefcase. It's one of those... There it is right there. It's one of those satchels.
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It's a laptop bag. That's exactly what it is.
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Oh, it took me all afternoon to make. First of all, just harvesting the meat takes a while. I bought like a big four-pound chuck roast.
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So what I do is I let it marinate. He didn't ask you that. By harvesting the meat, you've got to cut off the fat, and that's tough. It's a combination of knife work, kitchen shears. Other examples. When I came back from Barcelona, Barcelona. Thank you. I had to make a pizza with pineapple on it, only because that's what I tasted over there when I was there for the Olympics.
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Known Spanish delicacy. The Olympics. Early 90s.
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Let's hear him out. By the way, I came home from Rome and made paella. There you go. I had an Italian paella. When in Rome. That's right. In Barcelona. Had a Hawaiian pizza. And I don't make many pizzas from scratch, by the way. That's difficult. I admire the pizza flippers.
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If I eat it in Spain, it's a Spanish dish.
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Yeah, very. Keep in mind, driving on the wrong side of the car on the wrong side of the road so i'm not used to the it's really discombobulating me it took days to adjust to the fact that i'm i'm doing the opposite of what we get in the states my whole driving career i've never driven a car in europe until this trip and so it was an adjustment and so i want to hug
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The left side, so that I don't head on somebody, and my wife must have said a thousand times, Greg, move over. You're about to hit a wall. You're about to hit a curb. Greg, move over, move over. And it's just so annoying. He's right. I only hit one wall. You were hurt. I drove for eight days. I hit one wall. In fairness, one wall. That's pretty good. How many did you pass? Hundreds. Exactly.
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Good for him. Is that good?
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Yeah, he's flexing, man. He's playing it. This is a free market, and he's out there earning it, leveraging it.
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I think they were deck and deckle, weren't they? Okay. Deck Cody and Declan Cody. Yeah, Deck and Decl, something like that. They're buried in the backyard.
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I still have my deck shoes, though. But they're relegated. They're not number one anymore. They're number three. Wow. And so that's a major change in my closet. What happened? Well, I have new dogs on my feet. Oh.
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They're beauties. I don't want to advertise shoes, but...
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I was shocked how expensive shoes are nowadays. And these are lightweight, too. You're not getting a lot of heft for the money because they're so lightweight. They're comfortable. Yeah.
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I did. I sure did in Ireland. I climbed all the way up past the sign that said, danger, you may fall into the cliff and kill yourself. And there's actually a plaque there for all the people who have died at the Cliffs of Moher. But these shoes.
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I think they cost like 75 or 80 bucks.
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year they should be i think yeah like big work boots no i disagree lighter they should be lighter they should be comfortable they should be those shoes look comfortable i'm walking on air in these shoes they're beauteous seriously i don't brag about shoes even deck shoes is that a word is beauteous a word it is now sure is that kind of thing uh eous i guess on the end of butte But they're great.
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The older I get, the more pleased I am with life's simple pleasures. And to me, when you buy a pair of shoes and you actually think to yourself, these are the best shoes I've ever worn in my life. I was grinning like a mule eating briars for three days.
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And I surveyed the entire line of shoes. Yeah. Because what I was looking for was an upscale, a handsome pair of sneakers. Oh, and you found it. Walking shoes. Yeah. Yeah. But are these even considered walking shoes? Let me see. What are these? Sneakers?
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Kitchen workers?
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The backbone of our society. I have. I work in a kitchen every day. Made a beautiful meal last night. Made a sandwich called the Gerber. Ooh, go on. Not named after the baby, but it was in a famous St. Louis deli. It's a St. Louis sandwich. I could give you the recipe right now, but it was good.
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Yeah, I honor the country I've just been in. And I think they appreciate that. Thank you. Do you have a Guinness? Yeah, beef and Guinness. And controversially, the mashed potatoes were on the side. The mashed potatoes were also boxed.
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No, not these. Really? Christopher just ratted me out. They weren't from scratch. They were boxed.
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I wasn't doing it surreptitiously. It was there for everyone to see. But I make it my own, and here's how. Put a little S&P on there. Okay, a little S&P goes without saying, but also I used Kerrygold. Oh, Kerrygold. Nothing but the best. Yeah, and then you mix it real good. You whip it good, and it was lovely. I mean, it was beautiful.
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Yeah, come on. On Thanksgiving, he, you know, real potatoes. Well, that's a special holiday. And your mother, who doesn't lead the league in kitchen, your mother makes the mashed potatoes every Thanksgiving. No, she would admit that. She'd admit it.
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and I never had that conversation because I did reach out to him and got zero response. That's not true. I can show you my text right now.
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All right, show me that text.
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In my defense, I am working. I'm doing show research. I'm fine-tuning the question that I plan on presenting to Ron.
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I was too busy not doing another back in my day. Could be a good question. That took a long time.
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You know, I take things in order. I'm not a great multitasker. I take them one at a time, that kind of thing. On the latest Greg Cody Show podcast episode, I talk a lot about my Ireland trip. I don't want to bore your listeners because, you know, we did have some calamity over there. I'm not going to pretend like we didn't, but overall it was a beautiful experience. Did you get out of the castle?
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Eventually. It took like 45 minutes of harrowing back and forth. Thank you. Back and forth between what? I mean, they... You've got to listen to the podcast. He got locked in his hotel room. Well, it was a castle hotel.
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They had to take a pole and put keys up to the second floor. No, not keys. That would have been too easy. They set up a screwdriver. I had to, from the inside of my room, I had to remove the deadbolt. Harrowing. That didn't work.
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You know eventually they you know the king of England comes over and breaks down the door with his right foot We got out eventually and they copped us the room Wow so my whole ruse about being locked in worked now I'm just kidding was there a moat there was not a moat No, that sort of disappointed me, but you know what there was Ron I don't know if you know this Greg mo this breed the the Irish Wolfhound
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Big, tall, very wire-haired dog. Very tall. It almost has the face of a lion. I'm going to have to, I'll send you a picture and you'll see what I mean. One of the most majestic animals I've ever seen. So we pull into this Castle Hotel and there standing alone was a beautiful Irish wolf hound just looking at my rental car. And eventually he moved, but man, what a beautiful sight that was.
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I want to get me one of those. I've always talked about having a greyhound or a whippet. Now, my sights are on an Irish wolfhound, but can you even get that dog in the States?
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Yeah. Yeah, that's why I say it. They reminded me of a lion. I tell you, it has a certain face.
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I showed the photo.
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I showed a photo of my wolfhound to the bartender at Toners. Really? One of the literary pubs we went to. And without prompting, he said, it looks like in an Irish brogue. It says it looks like a lion.
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What's a literary pub? You know what? They have pictures of James Joyce all over the place. The umpire? Double J. No, not the umpire. That's Jim. A famous writer of the 19th century. Or was it the 20th century? The guy who ruined Andres Galarraga's... Yeah, that guy. Yeah, he's famous in Ireland, apparently. But, um... None of those names are right.
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Salmon color.
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By the way, Ron, I just texted you a photo of that wolfhound that looks like a lion. Wow. Tell me if I'm right. Can you confirm? Text to the video team?
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I'm doing it right now. Christ almighty.
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I thought it was crocodiles that couldn't stick out their tongue.
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It says crocodiles can't stick out their tongues. I'm doing a show. It just said that.
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I'm telling you.
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Yeah, the Irish Wolfhound entranced me. It did. It had me under a spell. So your listeners paid for your and Ron's trip to Africa? Yeah. How does that work? Is that what happened? He said thousands and thousands of dollars were donated. It's amazing that that kind of a scam going. I paid for my own trip to Ireland. Unless the listeners want to donate.
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We were there eight nights. I mean, you know, 12.5% of my stay.
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Yeah, I mean, that's his ego talking. He didn't want to be a role player at that point in his career, I guess. What Wade just said, though, that didn't happen right away. I think it was the second season when Wade finally said, it's LeBron's team.
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Hour 1: With Great Power Comes Great Responsi-billy
Yeah, and Wade did exactly that, right? Wade sacrificed himself to fit with LeBron. And it took a minute to get there for him, I think, but he did. And that's part of Wade's great legacy, I think, that isn't talked about enough, is how he sacrificed his ego and his structure in the pecking order to be second fiddle to LeBron, and rightly so.
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Hour 1: With Great Power Comes Great Responsi-billy
What's a white lie is complimenting somebody just to make them feel good. Like what? Like if I'm dining at someone's house and they've made me a meal and I think the chicken is really overcooked and it's a little bit dry and I'm like surreptitiously pouring gravy on it to just moisten it, I'm going to say to my host, this is a beautiful chicken.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: With Great Power Comes Great Responsi-billy
No, that's perfectly. I've named a glass of ice water as the rock star of the place.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: With Great Power Comes Great Responsi-billy
It doesn't even have to be something eaten with a fork.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: With Great Power Comes Great Responsi-billy
You know, let's not get into my personal idea.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: With Great Power Comes Great Responsi-billy
Don Levitard. If you lob a 30-mile-an-hour fastball to a major leaguer, of course they're going to hit a home run. The worst major leaguer in baseball is going to hit 10 or 12 home runs under that format, being pitched that way.
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Hour 1: With Great Power Comes Great Responsi-billy
Those were my deck shoes of long standing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I do, yeah. One of the great characters in the history of television, in my humble opinion. And to my credit, my personality... In my humble opinion, followed by to my credit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
My personality does predate Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I'm not going to say Larry David patterned himself after me.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Right through the... What are you going to tell me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
What the hell was that, Greg? Yeah, no. I love it. Stugatz. Roy, let me explain it to you. You know more about hockey than I do. And this is coming from a guy that's watched Connor play six times. Right. If that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Don't you kind of say that, though? Don't you have to say that? I think if you're Clay Thompson, it makes you look nothing but good to say that. when even knowing that Steph Curry behind the scenes may say, hey, we need to keep Clay. Let's get this done.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I just think it makes Clay Thompson look nothing but good to say that. It's like if I, on a microscopic level, if I'm looking for a raise from the Dan Levitard show, I tell you, I don't want you to make this happen. I want somebody else to value me and do that. When in fact, I do want you to make it happen. But it makes me look good to tell you I don't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
All right, he's an unusual— He could walk in here in uniform, and my dad would be like, who are you? Right, with the name Fairbanks on the back. I still wouldn't know who it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
No, I think they have them everywhere now. Do they? Yeah. Humidor. For cigars, not baseballs. Come on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Ever since switching to T-Mobile, something weird has been happening. I get to cut lines.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Who, me? I can stream shows at 30,000 feet. And I was able to buy reserved tickets for my favorite band.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Okay, if one of them is Goff, then it should be noted that Jared Goff is making $53 million a year, the second highest paid player in the history of the NFL at the time he signed that contract. Okay, if he's not that good... And if he's not worth that money, well, guess what? That's the market right now. That's what the Dolphins have to deal with.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Trevor Lawrence got paid. You could make an argument, and I would, that Tua is as good or better. Jordan Love, who's really done very little in Green Bay, is about to get his. And Tua's over here going, what about me? When's my payday? And I don't blame him. And the Dolphins have to blink or else a year from now.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Which is what he's in charge of.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
When you say it's not pro-management, it is pro-management when you're saying it's just business. They're not disrespecting him. It's just business. The fact of the matter is there's one flawless quarterback in the NFL. It's Patrick Mahomes. You can have a criticism of every other starting quarterback in the league, including the ones making $50 million a year.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
The market has spoken loudly in just the past year or two. OK, where every quarterback who signs an extension is practically destined to be the biggest paid player in the league until the next contract. I don't think Tua is asking to be the biggest paid, but he's looking at eight or nine quarterbacks making 50 million a year. And he's going, I'm better than that guy, that guy and that guy.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Top 5 Things She'll Miss In Miami (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I didn't like that news. I was taken aback by it. I did not expect it. I think it's a major bummer.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Top 5 Things She'll Miss In Miami (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Well, but what's the reason for that, though?
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Top 5 Things She'll Miss In Miami (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I mean, do you think the club...
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Top 5 Things She'll Miss In Miami (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The AFC Championship game with Blake Bortles. Electric.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
Yeah, Oxford University in England does this. They've been doing it, I think, 20 years, not that long. But, you know, they measure, you know, mental health and income and crime and all these different factors.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
whether it's legit or not i don't know but finland wins every year finland okay but the united states this year ranked lower than it's ever ranked before which was twenty fourth and and i just find that interesting because you know when i look around the country and every arm happy personally like when i look at happiness through the micro the draft is tonight well i'm sure i mean i'm not as happy as i can be unfortunate but when i look at happiness through the macro
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I see it, and I don't want to get too political here, but I'm not quite as proud to be an American as I once was for various reasons.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
And I wonder if that factors into the World Happiness Report ranking America lower than it's ever ranked.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I mean, normally they're in the 10 to 12 range or something like that, because I think the major industrial countries never rank super high. Scandinavia dominates this thing.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I don't know.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I love Finland.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I've never been. What do you know about Finland? You know, they produce great NHL players.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I think they lead the league in most hot tubs per capita. I think they love their hot tubs there. Barkov. Actually, I'd love to go to Scandinavia. My wife is like, no, no way. I've also mentioned Japan. She didn't want to go to Japan. She got very strongly opinionated on where she wants to visit.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I am very confident in my first five or six. But the problem with that is that one surprise has a domino effect. Can I hear the first five or six? Yeah, in order, Cam Ward, Travis Hunter, Abdul Carter, Will Campbell, the tackle to New England, and Mason Graham, by far the best interior D lineman.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
Well, I'm not going to take it because I don't change. If I were, I'm very nervous about, as Diana said, I'm very nervous about Shador Sanders to the Saints at nine. So if you could, if you could, I would I would drop Shador Sanders. I'm not sure if I would keep Will Johnson, the cornerback from Michigan, as the Dolphins pick at 13.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I think the Dolphins are getting a little bit nervous that he had sort of a down senior year with an injury. His sophomore and junior years, he was the best DB in the country. He would have been like a top five guy. Absolutely.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I'm sticking with Will Johnson because that's who's in my mock draft.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
Right, but I also have five names on my list of players that they would consider if available at 12. 13. 13. And those players are Houston tackle Kelvin Banks, Alabama guard Tyler Booker, South Carolina safety Nick Amonwori, Texas cornerback Jade Barone, and defensive lineman Walter Nolan from Ole Miss. The last 12 seconds are why I hate this week. What? They're J-ing off.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I'm reading names that I think the Dolphins could possibly pick.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I'm sorry I'm not perfect like you.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
There is no way Mason Graham drops to 13. Put that in the bank. No way.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
Zero chance. I would go right into my bank right now and say, I want to deposit Mason Graham going higher than 13. And they would say, yes, sir. Where is he going? Checking or saving. Where do you have him? He's going number five to Jacksonville.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
First of all, does Athlons even still make a magazine? They do. Okay. I haven't read Athlons in 30 years. It's not plural. Athlon? Okay, whatever. Bad name. Then again, I thought The Athletic was a bad name, and that worked out pretty well. I purposely, especially the closer it gets to the draft, I purposely do not read other drafts because I don't want to be overly influenced.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
Do I read drafts in the buildup like a month ago? Of course I do. And certain people I respect, like Field Yates of ESPN, who's a guest on The Greg Cody Show. Check it out. He's got some good intel. I really respect him. I read his draft. But mine are different. Mel Kuyper and I have 10 of the same 32 picks, meaning 22 of our picks are different, so we'll see.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
And you think the odds of us picking 32 same picks would be what?
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I read a half a dozen drafts that I respect. But when it comes down to it, I think mock drafts are the most overthought process in sports. When it comes down to it, you pick a team's draft needs and best available at that position.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
I think it's a great night, and trafficking in hope is the number one drug of sports fans. It's what sports fans do.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
One thing I think is that there's not much difference between somebody speculating about Giannis' future and somebody speculating about who the Giants are going to take at number three. It's the same thing. And in this draft, because it isn't a great draft, because there isn't a surefire quarterback, I think there's going to be a lot of drama tonight that's unexpected.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
When Shador Sanders starts falling and all of a sudden it appears he might not even go in the first round, that's a huge story. That's going to dominate the draft. Somebody's going to take a guy in the top 10 or 12 that nobody had going in the first round. That's a good story. Travis Hunter is going to be picked number two. His dad's prison sentence was delayed so he could attend the draft.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
That's a human interest story that draws me in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
The NBA and the NHL playoffs last for two months. They've just begun. No game played tonight is going to decide anything, whereas the NFL draft is a once-a-year enterprise. They call it the off-season Super Bowl because it is mammoth in terms of interest, in terms of the intersection of NFL and college football, America's two favorite sports. It's going to be highly rated for a reason.
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Hour 1: You Wanna J-Off With Them? (feat. Brad Williams)
People adore it and should. I'm looking forward to it.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Peter Schrager had more exactos than anyone last year. He had 12 exactos. He was the winner. Wow. Oh, that's great. Good for Peter.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Quietly slink off with no mention of it.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Hey, are you paying my dad minimum wage? Ich hatte nur, glaube ich, einen 11-Jährigen oder einen 12-Jährigen, neun, zehn. Wirklich? Ja. Die Antwort ist nein. Aber bist du? Nein. Mehr oder weniger? Es kann weniger sein, Jeremy. Er wird bezahlt. Es kann weniger sein, Jeremy. Wow.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Such an old coach that gave you that.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Nein, es kann nicht sein.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Put it on the poll, have the Jags ever been electric at Levitard's show?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Das war so ein Wunsch, ob wir den Shot bekommen können. Ja, Fans auf Zoom war das, was ich erinnern kann. Es war schrecklich traurig. Es waren hundert Screens von Vrabel.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
I'm considering a whole lot of sweeping changes.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Wer ist der Wahrnehmende? Ich meine, Jerry Jones würde es am meisten bedenken. Aber wer ist der Wahrnehmende, der heute Abend die Möglichkeit hat, alle seine Leute zu zerstören?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Das ist viel. Was ist mit dem, der es ausschließt? Was ist sein Problem? Seine oder ihres Problems? Verdammter Verkäufer.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Ich würde denken, dass alle es als ein Spiel behandeln. Und alle lieben die Idee, einen Kriegsraum zu überwachen. Von Generälen und Soldaten.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
My vote would have been Woody Johnson's kids, would have been my vote.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Yeah, that's one of the many reasons kids shouldn't be around here.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
But Mike Ryan's gonna get emotional tonight. Mike Ryan, do you even remember seeing a University of Miami player with the number one pick?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
She's very busy multitasking. She's very busy gathering information and giving information.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
You were being talked to privately there, Greg. Mike Ryan wasn't talking on air. All that happened was you cut her off. That's all that happened in the middle of the answer. You're confused by the show that we're doing.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
I'm sorry. We all would actually, except for Greg.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
We may agree on something, Webitar. I think Diana might agree with me too. As somebody whose job would be made a lot easier if she didn't have a couple of kids throwing her cell phone in the microwave. Diana, thank you for joining us. I was made angry.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
How often do you get shaky on that stuff, Diana? Because I've seen your confidence grow over the years. I would imagine credibility stuff is wildly important to you. When did you get confident enough that a firm, loud, angry denial in public didn't shake you on your information?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Ist Ashton Jente der beste Rennverteidiger seit Saquon Barkley? Und wo gehen du und Greg Cody mit ihm?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Auf behalf of Shador Sanders, that the anonymous quotes have begun like they do every year on these quarterbacks, if I give you the shocking prediction of Jackson Dart goes ahead of Shador Sanders, what are the percentages of chance you think that is?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
That's what Cody has. Cody has him going number six to the Raiders.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Okay, so I will now quiz Zaslo and Mike Ryan, who have seen the movie Draft Day, to see how good their memory is from 10 years ago. Yes or no, gentlemen? Mel Kuyper was in that movie. Yes or no? Yes. Bill Belichick, yes or no? No. Mike Florio, yes or no? No. He is in the movie.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Jerry Jones, yes or no? Yes. He is not in the movie. John Gruden, yes or no? Yes. Er ist im Film. Roger Goodell, ja oder nein? Deion Sanders, ja oder nein? Er ist im Film. War Diddy im Film?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Diddy was in the movie. That's regrettable. I have not seen, Diana, your mother's character in a while around here. Your mother was hassling you a lot when you would impersonate her about being single and dating. Has she stopped all of that now that you are a happily married mother with children? I have not seen or heard from your mother in a while or the impersonation of your mother.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Diana, ist deine Mutter Marissa Tomei? Sie klingt sehr ähnlich. Kannst du uns die Vorstellung von ihr geben, während du deinen Job machst? Können wir hören, was dein Soundtrack ist? Du fliegst das Swingset, du sprichst klar zu Doug Peterson und du sprichst nicht so wie du sollst.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Du sprichst zu Ken Wisenhut.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
It's nice seeing you, Diana. It's a crazy day for you. Is this the craziest day? Number one Diana Rossini crazy day in football is blank.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Nice to see you. As always, enjoy the day.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
You're talking to me, right, Jess?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Put it on the pole, Juju. Are there dumbass teams out there at Levitard Show? I would say that we have some dumbass around here. We are at the draft sort of tonight in Tennessee, which isn't at the draft. I've seen these crazy people in Green Bay outdoors doing shows about transactions on ESPN. I've seen Mike Greenberg try to order an almond milk latte in Green Bay and have everyone laugh at him.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
The thing that we're doing tonight is going to be Billy Gill and Walter Hawkins tonight at the draft in Tennessee, where it'll be Cam Ward, right? You're reporting that two through four, they've all received offers. Browns, Giants, Patriots, two through four teams are interested in moving up to a specific player. But number one's decided, correct?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
So, Diana, the Giants, Cleveland, Saints and Steelers are the four teams that could draft a quarterback.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Er ist in der Präsenz, sobald sein Rookie-Kontrakt vorbei ist.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Greg, you're just mining for your own mock draft here. You're not just trying to collect information to form your own picks. Wait, Greg does a mock draft? He's got nine exactos last year. Who's your number two pick today? What do you have? One, two, three? Because it's clear that you're just totally delving into your own narcissism with your questions.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Nate Tice hat gesagt, Shador ist mehr ein Day-Two-Guy, ein Round-Two-at-Best-Guy.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Ted McMillan According to Mina Keim, she says the Cowboys should take him if he's there at 12, but he says he doesn't watch football and doesn't like to study film. What do you do with that?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Who's the most respected mock though? Like if by consensus, if you had to take a vote, who's the king of the mock-offs?
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Diana Rossini is going to join us here in moments to talk draft. I think, and I don't want to sound too terrible about this, because I don't think this is a very popular opinion, but I think we have to end Bring Your Kids to Work Day, at least in part, because I don't want to walk into our studio anymore and hear from the sun that of Carl, Metalarks Head of Audio.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Greg got nine exactos last year. He beat Mel Kuyper.
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The Big Suey: Greg Cuts Off Dianna Russini
Well, I do for me. He does just for him. He is pretty consistently maximum me.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
David, uh, the nut mobile. Hey, how do you listener? Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind. Anyways, weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller light. That's right.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Make these moments even better with Miller light, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
David, as you know, there is a controversy surrounding The Brutalist and its use of post-production AI to refine some of the Hungarian accents, which affects the performance and how we perceive them of some of these actors directly. And it may actually cost The Brutalist a best picture because it seemed like all the momentum was going towards that.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
But now you're going to have an AI debate surrounding one of the most critically acclaimed films of the year. What's your take on this?
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
It's a good question. We're on it.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Oedipus. So in the 1930s, dip didn't just mean like dipping something into something. It also was a slang term that meant fool or simpleton. So it was just basically combining that. So a fool dipped in shit.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Number nine.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Nit comes from the Dutch word meaning nothing or not combined with wit, which is, you know, No wit, you got it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Honestly, AI has made this so much easier.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
I've got the origin of Mother Bleeper. So it's not actually bleeping one's mother. It was used like, you know how you have a huge battle, the mother of all battles. This Sunday we have the mother of all AFC games. So what this signifies is you are essentially the mother of all bleepers.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
I'm a little conflicted morally because of how great ChatGPT is in terms of an efficient search engine. But with every question that I ask it, it only gets more powerful.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
And I was like, yeah. I asked it, hey, can you give me some great television shows with a comma in it? And it gave me Friday Night Lights. And I'm like, ChatGPT, you're wrong. ChatGPT was like, you're right. I do have that wrong. I'm like, hold up. So it's like Greg Cody. It's just like, look it up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Just Google it. I read an article. Some lonely people are falling in love with AI boyfriends because they just need a companion.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
That's close. That's good. It's close. Tags is still on top of that one. Can I add one? A Dodge Durant?
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Taurasi, I guess because it's so close to Taurus, but Tagliabue. I don't think we beat Tagliabue yet.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
David, what's going on with this Amelia Perez thing? Because, look, for the record, I haven't seen it yet. I haven't been moved to see it. A lot of people whose opinion I value told me, like, this is not nomination worthy. And it's one thing to be nominated for a Golden Globe, but now it's nominated for Best Picture. It's got the lowest Rotten Tomatoes score by far.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Not that that's going to be the end all and be all. by it but I've just seen like isolated clips of this film and it's kind of confirming to me that it's probably not that great surely there had to be a better film to round out this nomination field for best picture no well actually
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Don't you think that the film itself didn't do the score any favors? Because in a vacuum, I loved the score too. But by the end, it was almost used comedically. And I found myself literally laughing at the score and the way that the film was using it. I guess that might be an argument for why it should be nominated. Yes, I agree. That's the best score ever.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
It's just like a horny alarm that goes off. Like anytime it gets horny, we play this music. It's awesome. But it's making me laugh at the end and not taking it as seriously. But I guess that's the point. I'm not supposed to take it seriously.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Well, editing's up there, but you ain't lying, especially for certain genres. For horror, there's certain movies that you can't even imagine, like Psycho or Jaws, you can't imagine without the score. I guess the score in this film becomes a character in its own right, so again, more arguments for it being nominated.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
An almost heart attack.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
Because of the stressful situation...
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
that i assume happens underwater keep in mind final reckoning it was supposed to be it well the original thing was mission impossible dead reckoning part one and they've just gotten rid of that and they're just calling mi8 the final reckoning but it is almost a well it is a direct sequel from the events that what happened in from what happened in dead reckoning part one
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
which, as you know, has a submarine submerged in the Arctic waters. Ethan's going to have to go down there and get something. So I imagine he's going to drown and die for possibly the third time in this franchise.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
No, it's the greatest action franchise of all time.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
To be clear, it was a film that excited me the most. The best movie that I think I've seen all year from 2024 is probably Enora. But I have to get around. I haven't seen the bulk of the Best Picture nominations. I'll get around to every single one of them. I am a little disappointed that Nosferatu didn't crack some of the 10 best films, I thought.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
It did get nominated for cinematography, which I thought was just jaw dropping in this film. So I'm happy that I'm getting you out of your comfort zone. And as you might agree, that horror is really pushing some of the most creative boundaries in cinema right now.
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Hour 1: Getting Right To The Meat With David Samson
No, it's not that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
Why do I deserve the crown for this year's March Sadness? Well, if I've learned anything watching the show, it's always side with Greg Cody. So I spent a lot of money on Cameo for this endorsement. I hope you like it. Who needs me? It's the manager of the Lobos. Just want to support this guy because he gave me money through Cameo.
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Local Hour: Mark's Wife Emmy
And I do want to say in all seriousness, back in my day, we used to take our alley. It's Dan, Stu, and Greg Cody on ESPN Radio.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Was wir hier fragen, was bedeutet es, wenn du mich nur ein Baby nennst? Wir wissen alle, wenn du mich ein Weibchen nennst, weine ich. Was bedeutet es, wenn du mich nur ein Baby nennst? Du bist nur wie ein Kind, ohne zu weinen. Ich bin mit Dan, wenn du mich ein Baby nennst, nehme ich es als ein Weibchen.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Mein Burp-Spiel war stark, ich kann den Scheiß aus dem Baby burpen.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Es ist immer die Mutter da. Sie versucht es zu machen. Gib sie mir. Sie wird burpen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
She generally says, excuse me. Tony said it.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Meine Frau hat angefangen, einfach aus der Wohnung zu gehen. Ich wache in der Mitte der Nacht auf und meine Frau ist weg. Sie ist im Gastraum, weil ich im Schnurren war.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Oh, das Bett ist leer. Sie hat mich verlassen. Das ist das beste Gefühl, übrigens. Ich kann die Angst fühlen. Ich kann den Resentiment fühlen. Auch wenn sie nicht da ist, fühle ich den Resentiment.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
I'm imagining the Lions using the Luka deal as negotiating. Like, look what they got Luka for this. I mean, we can... Three first rounds, you're crazy. They got this for Luka. They only did one first round pick.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
I've never wanted that trade to happen more. Wir werden das auf Telefon machen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Für mich ist Hard Network Out nur ein bisschen wie mein Vater auf diesem Show, weil es etwas ist, was der Publikum immer gedacht hat, dass es falsch ist, aber es ist nur mein Vater, der nicht wirklich versteht, was wir hier tun. Und deshalb ist er einer der besten, ich denke, der beste, noch mehr als Stu Gotts, der beste Charakter auf unserem Show, weil es kein Charakter ist.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Ich fühle mich einfach so ein guter Beispiel für dich auf diesem Show. Du bist einfach, du bist dich selbst. Du bist kein Charakter. Ja. Du wirst nicht lernen. Selbst nach dem zwölften Mal, dass wir dich in sechs Monaten bekommen haben, wirst du nächste Woche einfach wieder aufstehen. Und du wirst es wieder vergessen.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Ja, das war ein Ereignis. Dan war raus. Wir haben selten historische Momente, wenn Dan raus ist. Und das war einer davon. Stu Gotts fährt den Show, fährt dich direkt rein. Das ist nur ein Alltimer, weil das eine schreckliche Zeit für uns war. War das vor der Surgery? War das, als du den Tumor noch in dir hattest? Ich versuche es zurückzudenken. Nein, ich glaube, das war nach meiner Surgery.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Also du hattest die Surgery. Wir fühlten uns dann besser in seiner Gesundheit. Aber ich erinnere mich, dass es zu spät war. Zu spät in diesem Segment. Oh Gott, Stugatz beginnt dieses Thema. Und es war so, dass alle unsere Augen, alle von uns im Hintergrund, wir hatten eine Kombination von begeistert, dass, oh mein Gott, das wird ein ewig hartes Netzwerk sein.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Und eine kleine Kombination von, ich hoffe, mein Vater ist in Ordnung damit, weil es ein sehr sensibeles Thema ist.
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Hour 2: Have a Gold Day (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
Comcast Business helps turn the PGA Tour into a game-changing golf experience. It's how courses become automated turf-tending, never-look-so-amazing tournament backdrops, how 18 holes becomes up-to-the-millimeter ball-spotting technological marvels. and how the fan experience gets turned into mobile device paying unforgettable moments.
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Hour 2: Have a Gold Day (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
This feels like a gold. This is a gold. Come on. This is a goal. Which one is that again? Wait, Asia's better than Bam? I'll give that a goal. You know what?
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Hour 2: Have a Gold Day (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
I am leaving here in a worse mood than I walked in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Have a Gold Day (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
Yeah, she gets the game. That's how you play the game. If you got the game better, then maybe it would have worked. I don't know. But it's a good game. Dan, we're still on air.
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Hour 2: Have a Gold Day (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
With leading networking and connectivity, advanced fiber solutions, and expert partnership, Comcast Business is powering the connectivity of the PGA Tour. Powering possibilities.
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Hour 2: Have a Gold Day (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
He's not more bloated than Sugatz. They're equally bloated. No, Sugatz is more bloated. You guys are doing a nostalgia thing, remembering Sugatz from another time. Sugatz is very, very heavy now for his precedent.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Thank you. I like that. It's like one of those things at a golf tournament where they hold up a little sign. Family show.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Also, Knicks fans right now have zero excuses available to them. With no Tatum, with a shell of Porzingis, and we all talk about Tatum, nobody talks about Porzingis, 20-point scorer, a shell of himself. If you blow a 3-1 lead to a team missing two of its stars... You're an embarrassment.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Okay, he's losing that title as we speak. Overrated? Overrated? Exceptionally overrated. Exceptionally overrated.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
He... Yes, he's supposed to be the best U.S.-born player in the league. Obviously, it's Matthew Kachuk, but he's a puddle on the ice right now, Austin Matthews. He's done nothing for that team in this series. If I'm a Leafs fan looking for a scapegoat, I start with Austin Matthews in this series. I start with him.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
There you go.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Don't say that out loud. He's better than Brady. Take it back. No, he's not better than Brady.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Yeah, it'd be embarrassing with no Tatum and no Porzingis. I mean, how can you lose to that team?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
Not a good look, Dan. Ouch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Like, I'm the guy. I'm telling you what it is. Did you take it to a jeweler with the thing on his eye? No.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
No, that's not true. I just don't wear mine. 24-time champion columnist.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Dan, I get it.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
You're welcome.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Good work on that. Thank you, Greg.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Right. And to me. But I'm used to it.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
No, it's a memory of mine. My Auntie Arlene and my Uncle George, particularly my Uncle George, now that I think about it, used to sing Robert Goulet songs in French. I can't name a single one of the songs. I was never a Goulet fan. But he was popular in his day. G-O-U-L-E-T. Robert Goulet. He was a bilingual, obviously. Sang beautifully in French. W-T-E-R. It's just a memory of mine.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
David, you know Robert Goulet.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Oh, I get it now, yeah.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Yeah, I was late with cause. So is that the same as judging with prejudice?
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Late with cause is the overall... Overruled! Oh, please.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Yeah, of course. Yeah, I mean, everybody remembers Sam Jones. But, you know, the older you get, the more you cherish distant memories, in my opinion. And one of mine is to hear my uncle and my aunt singing Robert Gallet in the kitchen in French. It was so exotic, you know? Like swaying side to side, like in Catch Me If You Can.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
It was just, they would duet together, and neither one of them were trained singers, but it was sweet. It's a sweet memory. You know, they're both long gone. My uncle was extremely overweight. That side of the family has had... What does that have to do with anything? Well, you know, the Cody's are blessed.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
You're not going to say you're a writer. When the music plays, you clear out. The Cody's are blessed. My brother and I, Uncle Dick, talk about this all the time. Both of my folks live to be very long. I'm filled with gratitude. The other side of the family, my auntie Arlene and Uncle George, although my aunt did live into her early 90s, I almost said low 90s, like golf.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
I wish I could shoot low 90s.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
No, my other side of the family tended to.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Yeah. Oh, yeah. We all know that. Must be a French thing. Yeah, I mean, it's obvious. You know, you're on the air. Everybody sees it. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Look at that look. You know, come on. Self-evident.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
That was my nana. Nana Doogie? Yeah, Nana Doogie. Didn't she die of undercooked pork or something? Yeah, that's right. Others in my distant relatives did. There's nothing to laugh at, by the way. No laughing matter. I mean, back then, it's like... Sugar diabetes killed people back then.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
And nobody just called it diabetes, though. It was always sugar diabetes. So to this day, I tend to say sugar diabetes. But pork poisoning was also a big thing back then. And unfortunately, it affected a couple of people in my family, not my aunt, not my grandmother, Nana. You know, she cooked in 100-year-old oil. I think I've talked to you about that before. So she lived a short life as well.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
She died of sugar diabetes. A hundred-year-old oil.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Oil lasts forever, as long as you strain it.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Yeah, that we know of.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Yes, that's the family legend.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Right. We don't realize how close the Depression is. My father's father used to drive around in a horse-drawn cart selling blocks of ice, big giant blocks of ice that he would carry in black steel tongs. Yeah. And that's the way you earned money back then.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Yeah, not my day, thank God. Times have changed. Wow.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Four three. Four three. Yeah. But Butler was pretty good when Curry was healthy. I mean, you've got to admit that.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
This is my kind of David Sampson segment, by the way. He's on, but we don't hear him. That's perfect. Thank you, Greg.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
I didn't know you were still here. I forgot you were still here. You put the T in team, Greg. Can I ask you a quick question? I don't mean to derail the show because you know this firsthand. OK, what are the levels of championship rings? Obviously, the players and executives get the top of the line.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
If you're giving out a championship ring to, say, a broadcaster or, you know, an assistant trainer or something like that, How much lower does it go in terms of the value of that ring, if you're willing to be that honest?
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Your Honor, I rest my case.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Hell yeah, David. The C-ring's made out of tinfoil, but still, it looks fantastic.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Yeah, call your source. See if Pat picks up.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
I would think Eric Reid would get a big-time ring.
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The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
Well, I don't know what Zazz's role was. The guy who broadcasts the game is naturally going to get a better ring than the guy who does the pregame show or something like that, I would think.
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Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
And all the other engines blew out on the track. Look, I'm the biggest Celtics fan. You'd find. And even I'd be the first to admit we got wicked lucky over the last few years. Packy. Remember Max Truce? Let me tell you something. His foot was inbounds. We got lucky.
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I can say that as a Boston fan. You would never say that. I'd be the first to admit it.
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That's ridiculous. We'd be the first to admit it. You wouldn't be.
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It's happening. Yeah, Greg, you're wicked smart. I would say that while you're close, you're getting warmer. But that ain't exactly what's at play here. This is a hater's dream scenario, now that Tatum is out of the way, for a Miami Heat fan, which I'm purported to be, but not actually, because I'm a Seas guy now.
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Please rule on whether or not a franchise that is constantly avoiding the luxury tax is cutting Kiwanis.
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You think? Yeah. Yeah. I do. Have you seen that? Have you seen the rings? I have not. You've seen them? I've seen them. They're pretty heavy duty. Okay. Those are expensive-ass rings.
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Yeah, look out for number one. I love this bossing me potty over there.
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Realize what's going on over here. I'm backing you up.
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That was a flying knee. The camera didn't get it. Guys. I mean, come on, guys. You never know when you're going to hit the sound. Dan, you've got to be looser. I know I've got to be looser. He's going to do it every time. He's going to be what you need. W-D-E-I.
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He's doing the chop. All right, every time that plays, play it again. Play it again. W-T-E-I. See? You got Tony doing his thing, but you never know when the old time is going to, like... Spill some tea all over his computer.
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Yeah, but I put that hand up. You got no moves.
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Coffee. It's like what happens when Tatum goes out. You just get more Derek White. That's a bad thing.
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Easy with the proven. Plenty of questions about our last championship reign because we got so lucky with all the injured players. The best player on every team that we played got hurt. Very fortunate.
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What? A self-aware Boston Celtics fan? I'm like manna from heaven.
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I mean, he probably netted a goal everybody else did.
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He's not a fan, though. He's a two-time champion broadcaster, and he knows exactly what it takes to get to that mountaintop.
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That's a wicked good word. Hold on. Hold on.
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Can you guys get back to breaking down the game? We were talking puck, and it wasn't one of the three and a half talking points that Dan has. He was so happy to get that half one with Brad Marsham, but now that I'm on board, we're good.
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I'm just a truth teller. I live and die with my C's. But, I mean, you look at that title that we won, you closely inspect it, you look under the hood, and you realize, okay, we got very, very fortunate for a team that never had to actually prove it.
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I am fully terrified. They're in the West. Champion. Well, he means the Panthers.
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Last night was wicked awesome. That's some good stuff happening.
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Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
What time you get this text? What time? It was after that game. It was after that game? Well, we can rule out Pat the Rat because that guy ain't up there. Hey, this isn't the time to do that. Oh, no, this guy's already going with the propaganda. What did he do for Jimmy? Come on, man. Jimmy carried their ass.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
You got two coaches that are friends. One pushed the other one out. It's got to be awkward for you. I hate your accent so much. I don't know what you're talking about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
Don't discount the heart of a champion. And also, you forgot a name. You didn't mention Luke Cornett, the White Howard. Bubbler. Derek White... Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
We didn't know this. Top 100 player. We didn't know this. No, no, no. I told you he was your best player. We tried to tell you. We tried to tell you. We tried to tell you yesterday. You laughed at us. I said games that I saw with my own eyes. Derek White is your best player. I asked him about other people's eyes. He said he didn't know. We got that Kobe cosplay out of the way now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
Specifically because they're missing Jason Tatum.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
Where's the pushback that you're getting? We organically flipped last night watching the heart of a champion over there with Derek White finally getting more volume because we got Jason Tatum out of the way. Efficient Derek White. This is exactly how he turned organically. Now we realize with Tatum out of the way, the narrative can push forward that he's not a good basketball player.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
And now we want New York to be embarrassed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
We're no longer Knicks guys over here. We want the Knicks to be embarrassed because it's funny. W-U-T-E-R.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
Yeah. Precisely. With one pop of an Achilles, we got a dream scenario over here. This is really lining up perfectly because you set up the Knicks with all this hope. They're already buying the tickets on game time for the NBA Finals because they think that Jason Tatum being out is a bad thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
But we here on the show have always known he's a massively overrated player, and we've always known that Derek White is the key to their success. This is perfect. Don't forget about Luke Cornett. The White Howards.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You see what's going on in Newark? Sean Duffy, man. In over his head. It's wicked wild. It's bad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
Yeah, there's a point of no return when it comes to Greg Cody, that you lose him for the day. And I think we're already over there. And his head already seems to be spinning. I cannot wait for him to find out that we're a Celtics show now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
Oh, wait, how about that Brad Marchand?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: WDEI | 305 AM
How about that Brad Marchand last night? Chirping? You want to chirp? All players, Brad Marchand. You're skating to the bench not so fast. Not so fast. You don't chirp a Florida Panther.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Today is going to be fantastic. We're going to do a little bit of breathing. Let's breathe. And warm up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
and then a little bit of an intro.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Breathe in. Breathe out.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Thank you so much, thank you so much, thank you. Part of the class, we're gonna do a little drama.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
You have to give that life to the character. So let's imagine. How did you wake up this morning?
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
OK. So let's say that you, let's choose the second one. You are worried. Let's do it. Let's do it. Now I'm making sandwiches.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Okay. What did you think?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
I was trying to get to the joke.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
I'm like, Dan doesn't know what that is because he's never won one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Some of you never saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, The Secret of the U's, and it shows.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
There's no underwater T-Rex, man. Did they swim? They could swim. That's a misnomer because of the small arms. It would be hard to swim.
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Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
No, it just makes it a reptile.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Greg Cote Takes an Acting Class
Yeah, but you're not making a ruling on an entire species based on him, you know, having a few readers in the surf.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
It says watermelon. That's the only... I said earlier water is not anywhere on the screen other than in the word watermelon.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
You can't do that. Of course, it's got a drain. Wow, it says vitamin boost. Look at that. Take that for a walk. Okay, if I press sparkling... What do you think will happen? Ha ha ha! Let's find out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
It's good water, I'll tell you that. Now, how'd the water change? Ooh, that's too much sparkling. It might be too much vitamin. Let me go light sparkling.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Why not?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Thank you. Light sparkling.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Okay, but again, we don't know this is water.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Yeah, I think Mike needs to take a little ownership of his admiring finger pointed at Tyreek Hill. Like, look at this.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
That's great. Arnold Palmer. What a great interview I had with him years ago. I'd like to hear that. He wouldn't let me go.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Seriously. He was talking into the cup. Arnold Palmer wanted to be interviewed. Anyway. I'm out of material.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Christopher will tell you one of the first parental tips I ever gave my kids was don't litter. Which is why I left the cup inside. Because do-gooding starts at the ground floor.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
In fairness, there should be a garbage can in every stairwell. There we go. There really should be.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
No, no, it is my glasses.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Oh, wow. I think it should be. I'll track it down and put it out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
I invented it. It's going fantastic. My wife and I are staying home tonight. We're watching the debate on TV. We're going to do something special for dinner. It's a nice day for me so far.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Yeah. That's exactly right. Yeah. That's exactly right. Old people do love that shit. And I'm old now.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
That was a moment. You're right. I didn't see it live. I've seen it on replay two or three times. And that is the power of sports. And the Dallas fans should be proud of themselves. for the reaction they gave to him, which moved him to tears.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
You know what I loved about that last night was that it changed everyone's perception about Luka. It humanized him. It made him likable. What are you doing with Luka?
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
I'm with Greg.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
I wasn't wearing my glasses, which I now have on. By the way, my favorite part of the segment that I missed was you uttering the phrase, the worst of my brother's hats. What's wrong with that hat? Why is it the worst of your brother's hats?
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
I mean, I'm out of water here. I can't get a water in this place. There's no bottled water. You got to drink it out of a tap. Greg, there you go.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
I'm in favor of that. Soon have less fluoride. You're in favor of plastic. Finally. No, I'm in favor of water.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Greg, let's do this.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
No real reason.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
You were about to send me out to get water, and then you go on a tangent. You're going down a side street here.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Good segment. No, I enjoyed it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Where is Stugatz? I did not see him. That's a mystery to be solved.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Yeah, okay. First of all, I'm looking for bottled water. I don't see any. I see oat creamer. Can't see Rose at all. baby oat creamer ridiculous i see coke sprite miller light that's tempting um goat milk Oat milk. What is it? Half and half. Yeah, we don't need to read every item. You don't need to read every item. There's no water in here.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
I mean, there's tap water, like I said.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
No ice cubes in here either.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Well, this thing here, it's got flavored sodas or something, cucumber, watermelon, strawberry, lemongrass, but no water. Okay. What's your favorite flavor there?
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Yeah. All right. Well, do you know how to work the soda dispenser?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
No. I just press a button, right? What'd you pick, Greg? You just pushed it. Strawberry lemongrass just out of... Ooh, lemongrass. Now, is there any, like... It says pour. There we go. There we go.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
He didn't hold it down. He just tapped it. I think it's touch sensitive. The little guideline says hold to dispense. But again, no water. Okay? What do you mean that's water? It's lemongrass. Strawberry lemongrass. You should try the pineapple butter.
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The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Okay, strawberry sunshine, black cherry, coconut, cucumber, key lime, lemon, strawberry lemongrass, and watermelon. Key lime water.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
I mean, it says sparkling, light sparkling, cold, ambient, hot. Who would drink hot water?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Or oatmeal. Oatmeal. Oat milk is more like it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Nothing here says the word water. Nothing on this screen says the word water. Did you just try to talk into your cup?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
I forgot about the boat incident. The back of the head slap.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
than anything. I'm just making sure I don't, you know?
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Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
The outfit? Yeah, the white shirt with those black shorts. It was a bad look.
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Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
White guy. Secret sauce. By the way, Dan, Secret Sauce made a huge, huge statement in the National Championship game.
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Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
Mike, I think every generation has had bad athletes. It's just now the rise of social media, now the rise of the media. You can open your phone and see them tweeting or them putting up a podcast.
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Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
That's a subtle reminder. Never forget. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
I still look ridiculous, but we're getting there.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
Nine people working on me right now. I don't know what's going on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
I have no eyebrows. What happened? What the hell happened to my eyebrows? Ridiculous looking.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Also, $1.5 million sounds like a pretty small number for a major college program to cover, right? For college basketball?
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I mean, with everything happening now, if you're at a major school like Michigan or Texas, $1.5 million is nothing.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
No. Oh, yes it is. You know what happened? I blame the show because here's what happened. My phone was off to begin the show, but then when I was sent into the penalty box, I almost said the game room.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
No, I would not. It invalidates the entire fine, quite frankly.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Forward $10 to the fine bucket. Thank you.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Is that a note to yourself? That's not how it works.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Venmo, cover me here. Now you got it.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
The fine print of that says if someone is under the weather.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
No, because I pressed the red button.
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Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah, he did. Thank you. That's true. You owe money for the fine bucket for misrepresenting me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
I am going to pay it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
If he's reaching for the cough button... Why is there a cough button there if it's not to be depressed?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Mark Zuckerberg's New Look (feat. Pablo Torre)
You should worry for me. What?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Greg Cote Explains Journalism
Do you get annoyed every time Dan Levitard pontificates about the sports media industry? Well, too bad, mother******. He knows he don't give a damn about what he's gonna say. It's time for Sports Media Talk today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
I knew this was going to happen. You know, for Mike's next birthday, somebody ought to buy him a giant wooden cross because the burden you bear, the burden you have to bear as the self-appointed world's biggest Panthers fan who apparently has already given up on his team.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
That's the part. That's the part that infuriates me. Shove this crucifix up your ass.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
You thought he played seven minutes a game. If you believed in the Panthers, you would not be nearly as upset right now. I would want to be the Panthers.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
You don't? We've spent two weeks on it! I wrote two paragraphs. on Conor McDavid, okay? And the idea that I wrote this for clicks, let me bring you into the analytics a little bit. I have written three columns this month that have been more read than the Conor McDavid column. which ranks for the year, the year's not even half over, that is the 19th most read column I have written.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
The idea that I wrote two paragraphs. What did that say?
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
I want people to know that I didn't write this. Which one was the 12th rated? I could tell you if you want me to.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
It's doing good numbers. Yeah.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Okay. And I don't think I even mentioned Connor McDavid in my last podcast.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Yeah, that was a couple weeks ago.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
I feel like I deserve it. Why is this a mockery? Oh, please. No, I'm asking you. Please.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Right. Why is it a mockery for anybody, not just me, to have the opinion that until Connor McDavid wins a Stanley Cup, he has not lived up to the hype?
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
I would have said it with the qualifier, until you win an NBA Finals, you have not lived up to your hype. to your potential, and that you have underachieved based on expectations. Yes, absolutely. I think that's consistent across sports. Dan Marino was a great quarterback. The fact he never won a Super Bowl matters.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Marino underachieved based on his talent. Did you ever go to Nike Town and see the cleat he was playing with?
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
I'm not going to say yes or no.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Who all of a sudden has respect for something.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Look, the words overrated and underachiever are incendiary, okay? In this case, perhaps they were intended to be. They certainly were attention-getting, which is part of it. I'm not going to shy away from the fact that as a writer, I love it when I write a column that becomes a conversation piece. That's a good thing, okay?
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
This is not life and death, despite the rant you just heard from Mike Ryan. This is not life or death. This is sports. Pretty close. You found your lane.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
You're the overrated guy now. Look, okay.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
When you call yourself McJesus.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
He didn't stroll into the league and say, I'm McJesus.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
LeBron, he comes into the league the king. He lived up to it eventually.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
This guy comes in as the next Wayne Gretzky. His nicknames include The Chosen One and McJesus. Okay? He's a great player. He scores a lot of goals. He scores a ton of assists. But it hasn't translated to making Edmonton a powerhouse in the league. They're in the final. Stugatz. What's your nickname for him? McOverrated. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Okay. I don't mind anyone disagreeing with anything I've written. And I'm used to it, and I have thick skin for it. And I would say, and I don't read comments, social media comments, if somebody I don't even know calls me an idiot, who cares? When somebody I do know calls me an idiot twice, how about you control your emotions? No, I'm serious.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Oh, that's what I want to hear right now is calm down.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
No, I'm not going to apologize. I wouldn't expect you to apologize. You're a giant infant. You have no control over your emotions. You have no control over your emotions. When you're calling someone you know an idiot, I don't deserve it. I don't deserve it. And you're a fool for saying it. You're a fool for calling somebody else an idiot.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
You owe me everything. You have added 10 years to my career. Yes, I have. This man has. You haven't. That man. Who the hell are you? Let me tell you. I am! Who the hell are you? Bullshit. Me! You're a rude young man. You're a fool. You're a fool. I already called you a fool. You can't call me a fool. You're an idiot again.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
You have no thick skin. I literally put together a freaking stage for your toenail. I am your career right now, pal.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
I understand you're a voice actor as well. Is that right? When you quit Meadowlark in May, you're going to become a voice actor?
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Mike can't control himself. He's an immature man. He wouldn't admit it, but there's a real immaturity to someone who calls his boss a dick, who calls an older co-worker an idiot. You just don't do that in polite society.
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I know the feeling. I mean, seriously. It's like... This is not a working condition.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
I wrote two paragraphs three weeks ago. I take responsibility for that. What else am I responsible for? The Panthers losing two in a row?
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That's all you did? Those are not for sale in my merch store.
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Because Dan didn't call me an idiot. He's more polite than that. To your face.
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Well, the great ones, they tell their body, not today. And so, rest assured, I have the control over my own body. I will not cough today.
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How about don't get doubled up on special teams for the series? Well, listen. Five on five, the Panthers are a better team. And I don't care who argues that. It's after that when the trouble begins. If they stay out of the penalty box, they win tonight. They win the series. All is well. People don't hate me anymore. It's perfect. If they get in the penalty box a lot... People still hate you.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Okay. Us. Who do you mean by us, Roy?
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Yeah. So by us, though, do you mean fellow Panthers fans?
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Okay, I don't think Roy would call himself a journalist. Maybe he would.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
The Panthers are doomed. If Roy is one and two on the road, it's a jinx. It means the Panthers are doomed. Roy, get the hell out of there. Fly back. Save the Panthers.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
Roy is a Panthers fan. Which disqualifies him from being considered a neutral journalist. He's going to have his picture up in the press box. He covers that.
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That's not true. Tell him, Hawk. I have been behind the scenes campaigning for Roy Bellamy to be added to the Wall of Fame.
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In that press box. I've never heard that. I have.
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I'm going to ask Jason.
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Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot
He probably plays, what, seven, eight minutes a game?
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What? Oh, crap. I mean, how many minutes does Conor McDavid play?
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McOverrated. This guy comes in as the next Wayne Gretzky. His nicknames include The Chosen One and McJesus. And this is coming from a guy that's watched Connor play six times. Right. If that.
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Don't make me laugh, then. Quit referring to me as mustachioed.
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Doesn't a stare down require two people looking at each other?
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Well, I forgot Zaz was in the room.
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Yeah. There's two people on earth who are going to blame me if the Panthers lose this series, Zaslow and Mike Ryan. Because what an ultimate conceit to think that something, anything I wrote, and by the way, it wasn't a whole column, it was two paragraphs in a column, to think that that has a scintilla of effect on the outcome of this series is beyond the pale of ridiculous.
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beyond the pale of ridiculous. It's just, it's anti-logic, it's anti-intellect, superstition is in thin air. You're choosing to be superstitious, you're choosing to believe in jinxes, none of it matters. What matters more is if a fourth line panther falls asleep for five seconds and gives up a goal tonight. Look, Mike Ryan is a super fan.
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Super fans, Zaslow and Mike Ryan, have zero effect on their team winning. What a writer writes has zero effect on a series. To think otherwise is just patently absurd. But it can't help.
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Yeah, you know what happened? Yeah, when Dad and Conor were speaking, the way that conversation ended was, you know what, Dad? I wasn't particularly excited about this series. I mean, granted, it's my first final ever, and winning it is going to take such a burden off me. It's the biggest series of my entire life.
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But I needed that little extra incentive from a Miami writer I'd never heard of calling me overrated. Now, now I'm ready to do something.
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I wrote what I wrote. Maybe it didn't, but maybe it did. I wrote what I wrote before the series. So what happened in those first three games?
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Yeah, and they were 0-3.
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Don Libetard. This guy comes in as the next Wayne Gretzky. His nicknames include The Chosen One and McJesus. Okay? He's a great player. He scores a lot of goals. He scores a ton of assists. But it hasn't translated to making Edmonton a powerhouse in the league. They're in the final.
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What's the backward cap thing, the upside down thing?
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You know what would be a good trend for hats? Instead of the upside down declaration on the front there, wear the cap upside down. Like a rally cap? Yeah, the dome of the cap goes on your head and the bill is up here. Try that just for a second. That's okay.
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See, nobody can explain that.
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But it's not just the Panthers. I mean, there's a lot of upside down.
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But what is the origin of that? What is the reason for it? Nobody can explain that to me.
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Technicality. Catcher, Dan. Exactly.
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Well, I was just about to remark that it looked like the guy in the red shirt next to him had that bodyguard look about him. He had a little entourage with him that was there for allowing him to be his boyfriend. Does he have the glasses on? Could be a bodyguard.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
So... I'm happy about it.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
I didn't even know I'd been nominated. I have no idea what columns won. I just, they told me and... You sound like a champagne bottle opening.
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Okay. No, Florida Society of News Editors, FSNE. Duh. I believe I mentioned that. Roll back the tape.
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I'm pleased, but I'm not going to oversell it.
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Yeah, perhaps you would have Googled it and got it right. But you know, that's you. That's not on me.
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Like Greg Cody.
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That was a great reference.
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Well, you know. I had to explain that she was a former actress. I don't know how, you know, I'm aging myself. I don't know if Farrah Fawcett is well known anymore, but Farrah Fawcett was her sister.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
Well, first of all, that's not true. Anything you just said, I didn't lead with that. That was like the eighth or ninth item on my list of topics. Let me tell you exactly. One, two, three, four. Go ahead. It was fifth. It was the first item.
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The Big Suey: Millionth Annual Independence Day Beach Bash 2001
01.
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A 25-year-old shirt. He's opening with 2001. That's strong. Wow.
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Should I get to number two?
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No, there isn't, which is why I'm only pleased and not ebullient.
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That happens to me when I get agitated.
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Well, the first one was I have a bag of old shirts and I'm not quite sure why. The second one was Lionel Messi and Inter-Miami imploding in an embarrassing ouster from the CONCACAF Champions Cup. Just embarrassing the way they lost that. And all of a sudden, Lionel Messi and that team looked very, very old. And Vancouver ran all over them and around them.
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My third item, we've talked about this a lot, was the Florida Panthers declaring with intent and ability that they can repeat as Stanley Cup champs. And I'm the one who prefers Toronto in the second round, not Ottawa. Ottawa would be the great brother versus brother. Toronto Maple Leafs fans are chirping loudly all over social media. We want the Panthers. Are they saying that? Yes.
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And you know what? Two things. Number one, how about you get past Ottawa first? And number two, the Panthers rolled you out of the playoffs last year. And the Panthers would love to play Toronto again. The next item is the Miami Grand Prix is Sunday in Miami. And the only two F1 drivers that anybody can name are not the favorite, which is good for the sport.
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And then comes my award, which is a state award, and I'm not overselling it. Just pleased. What came after the award? Goals. Oh, the Belichick girlfriend drama getting better and better. I mean, this is great.
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It actually has a name. It's the FSNE. Talking to the mic. Florida Society of News Editors. It's just a state award, but they named me the column writing winner. And the reason that that means something to me is that it's not just sports columns. It's, you know, metro columns and all sorts of columns.
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Two things. Number one, Stu Gatz, in the next edition of your personal record book, you need to give Giannis a second championship just for that class he displayed.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
And we're not even into the second round yet. All these players, gone. Not playing. Stu has never been more right.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
this one time now now he's a human now the Sanders family has a human son you prank called him a great prank like it just can't be disputed now but also immoral and cruel it's less of a great prank because he got drafted so late like if he would have just got drafted in the second round it would have been like ah they got his ass but now you feel terrible for him and it's just like oh the prank was a bit much isn't it it's
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And Mel Kiper Jr. is refereeing the event.
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They led the league in goals this season.
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And they shut them down. Then you've got Cooper saying it's basically the Panthers' time now. Congratulations. There's nothing we can do about it.
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Can I tell you what happened last night? He capitulated. Wow. Did he? He had no choice. I mean, Marchand had that one. He had that one that just stopped. dead in his tracks, and then had to feed, who was it, to... Ansel Lundell. Lundell. I knew it was a little bit of puck luck. I think it went off a couple of skates and went in. But Mike actually said in the group chat... Okay, that was good.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
Florida continues to come across as bullies. It's not just the physical play. Hagel at one time for the Bolts was trying to get into a fight, was basically telling Carter Verhage, hey, you and me, right here. And they just basically laugh it off. We broke them. They laugh it off, and then Kachuk takes a dude out. No suspension, nothing.
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And then after they take them out in five, a gentleman's sweep. Matthew Kachuk's basically saying, it's not really a rivalry, is it? And it's not, because since he's got here, it hasn't been. And it's really fun to be a part of just that whole flip.
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I thought he was going to take that a little further than the best personnel guy in South Florida sports. That's not really that big of a compliment, is it?
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Man down, hands down. How about that? Bar none means without exception, of course. It's believed to have originated in the 18th century with bar potentially used as a preposition, meaning excluding from consideration, accepting, save, but for.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
So is this the equivalent of, speaking of Luka, of Nico Harrison winning a couple of championships and the Mavs being good five or six years from now because defense wins championships and they made that trade? Not so fast. No.
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Probably Barkov, but after this Luka Doncic trade, there's nothing that's going to compare. Like, it's going to be a while before you can say, wow, that was such a bold move because this one was the boldest of the moves. Like, Huberdeau, okay. It was a solid number two on your hockey team. That's like trading, I don't know, Kyrie Irving. It's not the biggest deal in the world.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
It's the approach to the game I get. Number one offense to being this defense. And that is what's so crazy impressive additionally of what they're doing is they weren't good at the end of the season. They weren't playing their guys at the end of the season. They turn it on. They bring the guys right back. Boom. They look like that dominant team again. Rest versus Russ. Rest is winning.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
But every season that ends with Luka Doncic looking fatigued, maybe hurt, kind of holding his back, Nico Harrison's just going to pull a Jeremy Taché fist pump like every single time. That's fair. It doesn't matter what round it ends in. That's the ending that he has predicted. And so far, he's one for one.
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Local Hour: Pecan Rolls
I don't blame him. Like if you had to choose between pick and roll and thinking about a pecan roll.
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You've got to pick your battles there. You just need more bags is all you need if you're dead.
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I'm trying to figure out what, is it the grace that you're talking about with Giannis? Like how, what he said?
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I turned the game off as soon as that ball went through the hoop when Giannis scored in overtime and they were up seven.
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You think there's a lot of guys who would have mixed it up with John Halliburton? Because I don't think there's a lot of guys, and I'm not disputing what you're saying here, I just don't think there's a lot of guys who even would have gone face-to-face with him. They basically would have shoved him away and asked security to come get him.
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Giannis was face-to-face, and I do give him credit for, in that moment, looking down on him, feeling like I could do anything at this moment and be okay with it, and the world would be okay with it because he approached me and not really going off, and then having very, wise, I guess, things to say afterward. That is something to give him credit for.
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But I do believe that everything that you're saying is all part of the reason why he needs to be in a bigger market.
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
Taylor, thumbs up or thumbs down? You're in better shape? Oh, okay. He thinks he can run.
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
That's a thumbs up from Taylor. That's a thumbs up from Taylor. Who's in the best shape here? I do see Taylor. He goes to the gym. He does trainer stuff. I don't know. I'm not saying you don't. What do you mean he does trainer stuff? That is very confusing. He does. He's not just going to the gym. I've seen him doing workouts with a group and a trainer. Does he do the rope? Good tee shot as well.
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
Good tee shot. Good tee shot. Yeah.
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I mean, Greg Cody was doing the thing of like, oh, it's one of the worst fouls I've ever seen. I thought it was just like it was a hard foul.
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
I handpicked the roster. I handpicked the roster. Wow.
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Figure it out. I feel like it's like our show throwing stones like we've been showing our ass on this stuff as much as anyone.
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Well, he found her. Can't you just say, like, okay, we're new to this, too. Like, he had to, like, get all defensive about it. Giving the stats.
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It's also not the first time he's mocked the trouble on WWE Raw later that night.
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I mean, he was like the number one thing trending. So like I imagine in his mind, maybe he was just like, I got to say something. But I would not be surprised if someone was like, yo, because that didn't seem very sincere. So it almost felt like a force.
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Did he, like, text you, like, please let me come on and talk about it? He did not.
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Well, no, if you listen to what he was saying, because he was saying she's the one drawing all the attention. He was trying to... I'm not defending him, but I'm saying he was trying to speak positively of her, but he just said it in a terrible way. It just seems to be kind of like... By calling her a bitch. No, I mean, because he was saying she's the one drawing all the attention, not...
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
He almost said it in the context of, like, she's a badass. No, I understand it. I get it.
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Mandatory minicamp. Even better. They've got to be there.
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But it's a strange defense. Caitlin Clark needs to win a championship. That's this bread and butter right here.
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Well, in hindsight.
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She wasn't even criticizing Stephen A. She was giving him his flower. Like, yes, you've had us here, but you could have been doing it three years ago. And he's just like, I'm going to go film a whole podcast about this.
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
I'm just saying, I think he has made efforts to improve his image, but you're right. What he did a year ago with the documentary and stuff, there's a lot of questionable stuff there, but I just think he's trying to fix it.
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
I just think it's really about, this is Tatum versus Luka. Like... And maybe I'm disrespecting Jalen Brown, but for me, Tatum is just the face of the expectations of this Celtics team. And Luka, consensus top five, probably best scorer in the league. I think this is like a legacy-changing series for both of these guys.
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
And I just think, and I am rooting for Luka big time because I want the Celtics and Tatum, I want this all to get louder. It's because of your hatred for Boston. That's true. Right. And I'm not hiding that. I'm just saying I think that the noise is going to get really loud for Jason Tatum. Because they're kind of like we were talking about the Panthers. They're the favorite here.
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
Like, you're supposed to win this series if you're Jason Tatum. And I want that noise to get ratcheted up for him.
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To the point of parody, last year the Heat make it as an eighth seed. Like, are we seeing a shift? Because this has always been the most predictable of all the sports, right? Like, we know the one or two seed are going to make it.
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And Porzingis. Is the NBA more predictable now, or is it just an outlier? Is it all the three-point shooting that you can make up these big gaps in scores? I don't know. I don't know the answer to the question, but it does seem the last couple years that it's less predictable.
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Right, but both can be true. They were the best team in the regular season, and every star that they played against in the playoffs got hurt.
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Kyrie's the oldest of the group, right? Yeah, he's 32. Based off age, I might go, I don't know.
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I think just off age, you've got to go with the Celtics, guys. Brown's the oldest. He's 27. I think Billy was going to... No, it's fine. I don't care.
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Hour 2: Have Men Ever Watched Women's Sports?
Let's see those abs. Stop picking on him. Stand up.
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Hour 1: I've Been a Nerd My Whole Life
There is, actually. What?
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Hour 1: I've Been a Nerd My Whole Life
Okay, here it is. Adultery. We are back.
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The thought occurs that if I'm going to cheat on my wife, the last thing on earth I'm going to do is leave an electronic trail of my misbehavior by going on a website. How would you do it? Well, you do it by going to a bar and saying, hey, can I buy you a drink? You're not sending a Venmo.
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There's certain things you don't use a website for. Cheating! If I plan to rob a bank, I'm not going to go to a website to look for instructions.
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That is the last thing on earth I would do is go to Ashley Madison to cheat on my wife. It's absurd. It's laughably inane. You go to landlubbers. You go to a bar, you smoke a cigarette at the bar, blow some smoke, buy a drink.
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Oh, that would be terrible. I mentioned earlier I've been a nerd my whole life. I've always been awkward at conversation. That's the best thing about being married. You don't have to be clever in conversation anymore. You don't have to impress anybody. So, although my wife would probably... You know, not agree with that, but I couldn't do that. I wouldn't know what to do.
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Hour 1: I've Been a Nerd My Whole Life
Like, I'd end up using old country music lines. Like what? You know, if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Wow. What country song is that from? It's a lyric, that kind of thing. We hope. See, that's why I've never cheated on my wife, because I use lines like that. And she's a lawyer, so.
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Don Levitard. The elephant went into a 7-Eleven and bought a pack of cigarettes. But my question to Ron is this.
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Hour 1: I've Been a Nerd My Whole Life
Wow, what are the odds that fish survived the encounter?
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Ron, a dumbass in New Zealand was fined over a video that showed him jumping off a boat trying to body slam an orca. Now, how dangerous was that? An orca is called a killer whale. Is that a misleading nickname, or could that guy have been actually killed by this orca? Did you say body slam, like more of an elbow drop from the top rope? No, from the top rope.
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Hour 1: I've Been a Nerd My Whole Life
Like he was going like a, you know how you do a full body frog splash?
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You know what? I think we're about to. My book with Ron, Ron's book with me, our book, The Pride of a Lion, is part of a Father's Day promotion going on right now through June 15th by my publisher, Mango Publishing. Yours. Along with The Pride of a Lion, there is a wide selection of other books that are also discounted and make for perfect gifts for all the dads in your life.
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What? It came off like I was reading? No. That was totally extemporaneous.
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Hour 1: I've Been a Nerd My Whole Life
Randy, I want you to speak for all of Canada. Is this the kind of situation where the entire nation gets behind Edmonton now? Except Calgary. Or is it a situation where Calgary, a rival, is like, I ain't rooting for Edmonton. I don't care against who.
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Hour 1: I've Been a Nerd My Whole Life
Okay, okay. All right, hear me out, and I may be alone on this. Okay, I say overrated in one context. Okay, he's called McJesus, the chosen one, the next Gretzky. It's been nine years. Great stats, but are they empty numbers? Nine years, and this is his first Stanley Cup. He hasn't raised the Cup yet. In that context only, is he overrated?
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The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
I'm on the phone with her for 30 seconds. You know, what am I? Hello.
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Hour 1: Giannis Antetokounmpo's Chicken Problem (feat. Joe Posnanski)
Aber diese Frage stört mich, weil diese Hockey-Spieler so akkurat sind mit ihren Schrecken, dass sie einfach einen Korner pinkeln können und es über den Fußballspieler übernehmen können.
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Hour 1: Giannis Antetokounmpo's Chicken Problem (feat. Joe Posnanski)
Ja, du kannst rausgehen und einen Puck spielen als Goaltender.
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Hour 1: Giannis Antetokounmpo's Chicken Problem (feat. Joe Posnanski)
Oder auf dem Eis. Genau. Ein Torwart kann nicht auf dem Eis fliegen. Das wäre ein Problem.
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Hour 1: Giannis Antetokounmpo's Chicken Problem (feat. Joe Posnanski)
Absolutely. I'm surprised you can use your phone, Greg.
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Hour 1: Giannis Antetokounmpo's Chicken Problem (feat. Joe Posnanski)
Cuervo. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. This episode is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
Okay, so I thought I was good with money. Turns out I was really good at ignoring it. Like, how am I spending this much on delivery or Uber or that one shoe store that I buy too many shoes from? Then I started using Monarch Money. And dude, it's a financial wake-up call. Monarch's not just some budgeting app. It's basically your money command center.
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
Puts everything, accounts, credit cards, investments into one place so you're not guessing anymore. And listen, I found stuff I didn't even know I was paying for. Since I started using Monarch, I'm tracking my spending, actually saving money. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Das war's für heute. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Bis zum nächsten Mal.
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The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
I mean, you know, we talk about Shador Sanders going in with the headphones and being like, I'm the man, I'm him. And then we get to a guy like Abdul Carter and you're like, yeah, I want Lawrence Taylor's number. Let me have that. That's some balls, man. But that's okay. We're all good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who is No. 7? (feat. Elie Mystal)
18? Es ist TB12, oder? Er hat die ganze Methode ausgemacht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Jeder Läufer kennt diesen Moment, wenn es einfach klickt. Wenn deine Beine einfach mitgehen, der Schmerz nachlässt, die Zweifel weg sind und du nur noch das Runners High spürst. Das ist der Grund, warum du so früh aufstehst. Warum dich ein bisschen Regen nicht aufhält. Warum Laufen zum Ritual wird. Also laufe und fühle das Runners High. Go Wild und erfahre mehr übers Laufen auf puma.de
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Er hatte, er hatte, sie waren um seinen Nacken, also waren sie nicht über seine Ohren. Er hatte ein Entourage, sie kamen mit ihm, sie fragten ihn Dinge wie, wo sie sich in fünf Jahren sehen, und er würde Dinge sagen wie, ich werde der Bürgermeister sein. Und dann würden sie einfach, wie sein Entourage, lachen an ihm. Supposedly the one with the Giants went very poorly, even though Dable came out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
I think the thing, you know, beyond everything else is, there's only a handful of teams that needed a starting quarterback, right? And once Pittsburgh elected not to get him, really once the Giants went with Jackson Dart, it became a thing of, okay, well, he could beat Pittsburgh, you know, maybe next round. Then Pittsburgh didn't get him. And then it became a fall.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
And when you didn't bring him in to be the starting quarterback, then every team who either... interviewt oder nicht interviewt hat oder sein Vater gesagt hat, dass er ihn nicht spielen möchte oder was auch immer, wie viel wirst du in jemanden investieren, um dein Backup-Quarterback zu sein, mit dem du nicht wirklich weißt, was du bekommst, wenn er die Interviews tankt?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Yeah, but you're not drafting Dion to come coach your team or play for your team. You're drafting Dion in a LeVar Ball role.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Aber Dan, du fragst für die Giants zum Beispiel, wo Dayball seinen Job verlieren wird, um seine Zukunftskarriere auf Shador Sanders zu verkaufen. Und wenn sie sich in der Interview befinden, warum würde er das tun?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Es ist alles Spekulation. Keiner der Teams wird das beurteilen. Was ist der Grund, wenn du durch den Draft gehst? Sie machen es anonym. Aber auch das ist nicht der Grund. Keiner der Teams hat ihn gewonnen. Und er endete in einem ziemlich guten Spot für ihn. Es ist ein Team, an dem man spekuliert hat, dass er es sowieso gewinnen wird. Das ist kein guter Spot für ihn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Nein, es ist ein schrecklicher Spot für ihn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Ja, dass er für einen Startjob auswählen kann, Dan. Sean Watson wird nicht da sein. Joe Flacco wird jedes Mal verletzt. Es gibt zwei Rookie-Verteidigungsräume. Er könnte einen Startjob gewinnen. Er könnte einen signifizierten Spielzeit haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Okay, aber sein Vater, es wurde beobachtet, hatte nicht so viel Macht.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Er ist ein erster oder zweiter Runde-Talent, der in die fünfte Runde gefallen ist, den sie stehlen konnten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Do it till you're satisfied. Greg, I have an idea. You heard of tablets? You know about tablets?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Weißt du, wie jetzt Laptops, Tablets, wie die Tablet, die du vor dir hast. Ich denke, und das ist eine Business Opportunity, auf die ich gerne mit dir eingehen würde, wenn wir es machen können. Weil ich fühle mich, als wäre du der Gesichter dieses Produkts. Foldable Tablets mit Bildschirmen auf allen Seiten davon. Und jeder ist wie ein Newspaper.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
He also just got there, because he was like the Jets interim head coach. Like, this isn't a first year mistake, Jeff.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Also du hast eine Seite auf der Front, dann öffnest du es, du hast eine neue Seite, eine neue Seite, eine neue Seite auf der Rückseite. Dann, wenn du fertig bist mit dem, öffnest du es wieder, vier weitere Seiten, Refresh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
In fairness, when they did it to him, they didn't know he would fall like two days and continue to plummet to the fifth round. It was, I think, a first round prank and it's like, hehehe, alright, he's gonna fall to like end of the first round, but we got him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Videotaping, I don't understand, this isn't a crime, but I don't understand people videotaping felonious activities and putting it on the internet. It's the wildest self-snitching stuff that people do now that's crazy. Name never mentioned on this show before today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Er war letztes Jahr Jets Verteidigungsvorsitzender und sie haben Robert Salah gefeuert. Ich glaube nicht, dass... Wir haben gesprochen, wie sexistisch er mit seinem Haar war letztes Jahr. Er ist ein gutaussehender Typ. Jetzt weißt du, dass es wahr ist.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Ich bin nicht sicher. Jedenfalls, der Punkt ist, Jack ist sein Sohn. Bruder, all you have to do is like not do that. Und du wirst einen Job und eine Karriere in der NFL haben. Dein Vater ist schon ein Trainer. Vergesst nicht, dir Videos zu erzählen, die mit Draftprospekten, berühmten Draftprospekten, in der Mitte eines historischen Wachstums sind.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Und du wirst eine Koordinatorin werden und du wirst deinen Weg öffnen. Und dann, boom, Lane Kiffin.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Das ist so. Wenn es eine gute Pizza ist, fällt der Käse einfach weg. Du musst es nicht wegnehmen. Es fällt einfach aus dem Pie.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Es muss das Geräusch eines riffligen Papiers sein. Es muss das Geräusch eines riffligen Papiers sein.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
That put people in a corner, right? Where Trump is like, you guys got a draft shit doing. It's like, oh, wait. Was wollen wir jetzt?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Yeah, no, I'm just confirming that we're talking about Shador Sanders, because I was so thrown off by this idea. Do you think Shador Sanders would want to sign up for that draft night again? Because again, he landed in a spot where he could end up starting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Dan, they drafted a tight end and two running backs. They have Jerry Judy. This is a good spot for him. He could start here.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Ich verstehe nicht, wenn er in der zweiten Runde von den Browns gedraft wird, würden wir es feiern, aber der Fakt, dass er in der fünften Runde von den Browns gedraft wird, ist es ein anderes Team?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
So are the Browns with any of them. Okay, but if you would have gone to the Titans, are the Titans a better option for him? The bad teams are the ones that draft the quarterbacks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Sie werden einige von ihnen entfernen. Und dein eigenes Argument ist Shador's incredible value right now. You have him locked up for how many years? For what? He's getting paid nothing on this rookie deal. You're incentivized to keep him on your roster.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Ich meine, es ist nicht ganz fair für Shadur. Shadur ist ein 5-Star-Rekrutierer aus der Hochschule. Er hat Scholarship-Offers von jedem da draußen bekommen. Jeder Team wollte ihn in der Schule. Zu dem, was Dan gesagt hat, Cam Ward war ein 0-Star-Rekrutierer. Cam Ward war ein 0-Star-Rekrutierer, vor allem wegen des Schicksals, das seine Hochschule durchführt hat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
So he wasn't getting the offers because they thought that he was more of a runner than a passer. And then you had Incarnate Ward who took a chance on him. And then he repaid Incarnate Ward because he signed with them. And then their coordinator goes on to Washington State. He follows them to Washington State.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
And then he proves that he's a star, ends up in Miami, becomes the number one pick in the NFL draft. Which he also did because he decided to stay an extra year in college. Where last year he wouldn't have been the number one pick in the draft. So Cam Ward had it. They didn't see it because of the style of play that they were doing in his high school. But he proved that he was. Shador...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
ist jemand, den jeder auf seinem Team wollte. Und er hat einen anderen Weg genommen, indem er seinen Vater nach Jackson State und dann nach Colorado gefolgt hat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Es ist wie ein Lion und ein Gladiator. Das waren keine Co-Arbeitgeber. Das waren Gegner. Sie waren in einem geschlossenen Raum zusammen, aber sie wollen einander töten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Okay, gut. Wir überleben. Newspapers are so damn expensive. Now I went to get one as a prop for a video that I had to do for DoorDash. One paper and it was akin to a pamphlet. It was two sections and then the second section, the first page was the sports section and then inside was like culture and everything else.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
It has to have been maybe, and shout out to all the people who are still writing for newspapers, I love and respect you all, but it was maybe like 22 pages total. The thing was like a pamphlet, $3 for a Wednesday newspaper. Yeah, $3. It was insane.
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Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Das Problem ist, dass die Fernseher, die Leute verstehen nicht, wie versichert sie sind. Sie denken, ein Fernseher ist nur, um News zu lesen. Nein, Fernseher sind, die man aufbaut, wenn man Dinge baut, um Dinge mitzupacken. Man kann Fernseher für fast alles benutzen. Ich würde sagen, ich nutze Journalisten für mehr Dinge, als ich Journalisten gelesen habe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Ich glaube nicht, dass ich so viele Journalisten-Artikel gelesen habe, wie ich Journalisten für 1.000 andere Dinge gelesen habe. Wir verlieren Rezepte, Leute. Wir verlieren Journalisten. Wir können das nicht sterben. Aber ich bezahle nicht 3 Dollar dafür. Wahnsinnig.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
I had a bird, Polly, running out of newspapers, couldn't put Greg Cody at the bottom of the cage. You know what that bird became? An upset bird.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
You know what? That's what you get for watching the draft. Alright? Now, once again, what kind of a f***ing loser just sits there? Sie schauen Runde nach Runde. Die Jets sind nächstes Jahr da. Ich denke, sie brauchen einen Torwart. Sie brauchen einen Torwart, um die Laufbahn zu verbessern. Das ist wie... Das ist wie eine Hochschulzeremonie, wo du niemanden weißt, der auf der Hochschule ist.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Sie sitzen einfach da. Sie werden den ganzen Rekord am nächsten Tag haben. Sie werden alle haben, wer was gemacht hat, wer wann. Du musst da sitzen und das gucken. Diese dummen Interviews. Hey, you're a member of the Buffalo Bells. How does it feel?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Shedeur Sanders Saga
Ich meine, haben Sie gesehen? Ich meine, es sind nur Berichte, die nicht bestätigt wurden, aber wie einige der Berichte gingen, weil sie ziemlich komisch waren. Und wir wissen nicht, dass das wahr ist, aber die Berichte waren, dass er reingegangen war, er hatte Headphones an, er hatte Musik, die die ganze Zeit gespielt hat.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I thought it was fine the whole time.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Just pooping on everything.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Wieder einmal, Pooping auf eine andere Sache. Ja. Oh, Pooping.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. God, I hate that picture.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Das war so ein Verlust. Greg Cody bringt einen Haarabdruck und kann ihn nicht benutzen. Das ist ein toller Geräusch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Meine Mutter würde das hassen. Es ist lustig, ich bin mit Juju, es wäre lustig, aber meine Mutter hasst es, wenn sein Haar so lang ist, wie es jetzt ist.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
We all look at each other like, yeah, that's the highest form of flattery.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Was that the origin of it? That's the first name we did that with on this show, I think.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Wow.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Yeah, you have to.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
I'm a grown-ass man who's not filthy rich. I can't afford a Lamborghini. Well, I probably can, but that's beside the point.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Yeah, big.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
I had a three. I had a one.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
I mean, you've stood next to Bryant McKinney.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Can someone tell me whether or not I was ever on SportsBank?
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Because I don't remember. I think at least twice, maybe.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Wow.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
How was it to feel that a chant you tried to start fell flat immediately?
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
There is, actually. What?
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Okay, here it is. adultery.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Drift Better Left Uncaught
This is the Dan Levatar Show with the Stukats. Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day. Eeeeeeeeee
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Hour 1: A Drift Better Left Uncaught
Standoff. It is time to take a trip down memory lane. Here's your guy, Greg Cody, with Back in My Day. Too many papers here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
A penny saves a penny earned, Greg.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Isn't that a great feeling? Even though you leave without something that you need in the car, just getting up and walking out and saying, this deal is not going to happen because of me. Now you then need to figure out a new car situation and go through the whole rigmarole elsewhere. When you get up and you have that power, tell them to go, nope. And then they come chasing you down.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
You have to hold strong. You're not getting a car from that dealership. If they don't throw those floor mats, you're not getting a car there.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Sie sprechen nicht mit dem Manager oft. Natürlich, Bill. Sie sagen, hey, ich gehe mit dem Manager sprechen und dann gehen sie, sie haben einen Kaffee, sie trinken Wasser aus dem Wasserfall, sie kommen gleich zurück und sie reduzieren es.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Nein, sie lieben es, wenn du da gehst. Nein, sie lieben es, wenn du da gehst. Und er denkt, er kriegt ein W. Dann werden wir ein paar Flurmatten anziehen und alle werden weg. Sie sehen dich und denken, weißt du, was dieser Typ heute braucht? Er braucht ein Auto und er braucht einen Winn. Und wir geben ihm diesen Winn. Aber wir werden so hoch anfangen, dass sein Winn unser Winn ist.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Es gab eine Unabhängigkeit von Autos. Es war unmöglich, Autos zwei Jahre her zu kaufen.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Before the show, for some reason, Dan, he was wearing his hat on top of the wig and we were confused as to why he was doing that. And we were saying in this room that he looks like the middle-aged adult in Spanish television that plays the role of a child, like an adolescent. Die Shows, in denen alle Middle-Aged-Adulten 10-Jährige spielen, sehen so aus, als wenn er diese Hatte anhatte.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Und wir wissen nicht, warum er diese Hatte anhatte. Ich habe immer die Hatte an.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Ein bisschen Respekt zumindest, würdest du denken. Könntest du dir vorstellen, ESPN oder TMZ zu verabschieden? Und es ist einfach so, Udonis hat sie und Kevin Garnett beginnt zu kämpfen mitten in einem Grocery-Store. Der Grund war, dass sie sich nicht von ihren Spieltagen lieben. Die Idee ist verrückt. Sie sind beide sehr erfolgreich. Sie sind Geschäftsführer.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Du kannst nicht einfach gehen und beginnen zu kämpfen mitten in einem Grocery-Store.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Hoffentlich. Sie können nicht sein, wenn es so weitergeht.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Auf der Plusseite kamen sie unter den Luxury-Tacks. Auf der Minusseite waren es 21. Minus 21, als Terry Rozier auf dem Platz war.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Hast du nur über die Suns gelernt? Oh, they're just getting healthy right now.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
Please do. Hold on, everybody get out of the way. Dan, at the time it was boring, so he was bored with the song. Everybody get out of the way.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
That's right. You should request being burned at 1440. You know what I mean? To honor your family.
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Local Hour: She's a Hoarder, Aunt Bonnie
It's Larry. I hate to do this, but as you know, I rule with an iron fist. Larry did that in a white uniform, so this doesn't count.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
Yeah, but first I want to describe it to you so you're not too shocked. My navel is a small round circle like the kid in Home Alone. And then above my navel is what looks like a broad, wide nose. I have a nose above my navel. Now, can I show it to you and you tell me what's wrong with me?
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
My whole life. Like I can not remember not having it.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
It's always there. And as Mike Ryan can tell you, it's uncomfortably squishy. Like, I feel like if I pricked it, pus or something would come out.
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Local Hour: The Corporate Cleansing
It does. That hurts me when you do that. Stop. Here it's squishing.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Why are you staring at him like that? Would you like to live without a head for any amount of time? It's an excellent question.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
You have no head.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
He doesn't have any details.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Put it on the poll, please, Juju. Is Mike a strange name for a chicken?
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Those are the worst ones. Yes, of course, the flying ones are the worst.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Really? I'm with you.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
I want to kill it, but... You're less afraid of the flying ones?
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
You couldn't be bothered for two more seconds to just properly kill it? Nah.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Does everyone listening to this, because forgive me, I don't know what's regional here, what's national and what's international. Am I surprising anyone in our audience with the idea that there is a flying cockroach? Or is that something that is global? Does everyone listening to this know that there's such a thing as the cockroach that flies? I don't know the answer to my own question.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Perhaps we can look it up. We can answer it at the end of this segment. when Stugatz is done with his weekend observations.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Would you sign Jaden Daniels right now? Would you try to give him giant money even though the game in football lately has been... You have him on the rookie contract. Yeah, have value at quarterback. Yes, but I'm curious there whether they offer it and whether he would take it. Why would you do it now?
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Just because you know you've got a great quarterback and you would be able to have him at value for a while if you did it now, whereas two or three years from now it might be more complicated to have him at value.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
He's just another, when he takes his helmet off, he's one of these people, another one of these Frankensteins where you're like, what is anyone supposed to do with that running across the middle?
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
It's such a strange dyslexia.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
I mean, he works for Omaha. He works for the Mannings now.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Yeah, you could be someone who can still get stuff from him.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
That seemed not worth writing. That seems like an observation not worth making.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Swaggy P says he's a traitor. Swaggy P told him, get the hell out of town because of all of their past together.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Jessica and Mike wouldn't let me have that last week.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
I didn't say it was awful. I didn't go awful, but I'm like, I don't confuse great games with great endings.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Yesterday's games were not good. The last one was good. The weekend's football games were not good football games. Agreed.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
He is going to get fired, you're saying? I mean, if he doesn't win this one. Again, since December 21st, he's beaten two of the top three SEC teams and the number one team in the country. Lost to Michigan.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
You're going to keep making that joke. You're going to keep calling the Kansas City Chiefs the former Dallas Texans.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Put it on the poll, please, at Levitard Show. Do you love screaming fake at your TV at a fake punt? Boy, Sean Payton was feeling good about himself on that one, huh? Sean Payton, they had that queued up on television. Let's go right back to halftime after the Super Bowl halftime and let's show Sean Payton's onside kick.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
You know what's funny about that? How about Tom Brady yesterday trying to pull his best Romo? God, he stinks. Brady's terrible. But he's like, this is for sure going to be a pass here. Nope. As they ran the ball.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
He's terrible. He's terrible. It's not even that he's mediocre.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
I am curious. I know that many of you are, you know, fed up with how much I talk about the violence in football. I saw yesterday there were a couple –
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Yeah. But but the reason I want to bring it up, OK, is just because not just because of the amazing sort of word salad that I got yesterday, which is DeMar Hamlin suffered cardiac arrest and needed CPR. Third and eight from the Bills' 44-yard line. The same thing happened with Al Michaels.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Al Michaels was talking about the fires, and then he's like, he's just brutal, awful, loss of humanity at home. Third and four from the Baltimore 34.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
But when we're talking about the national championship game and the season of Jessica's life that can be made... Even more amazing if they pull an upset as what I believe will be a double-digit underdog by the time the game is played. It just seems wrong for Notre Dame to have to play 15 games.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
And because they've played 15 games, they've got nine or ten guys who are out with season-ending injuries. And the point spread in this game wouldn't be that if they weren't playing so many games. I'm watching Green Bay against Philadelphia. Philadelphia didn't play particularly well, but Green Bay is so hurt.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
at the end of the season, that it's like they've got a guy on fourth and short or whatever, Heath, catching the ball, and he can't catch it in bounds because they've got so many receivers out. Jordan Love is throwing a normal fourth and two out. It's Jordan-like.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
is taking more shots per minute than anyone in basketball since
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
wilt chamberlain in 1965 and not a single one of them is a shot that anyone's going to remember because he's doing it at the nowhere regional franchise ruined by michael jordan he's getting his though he is getting his um more shots per minute than anyone since uh wilt chamberlain uh billy you never finished saying what you were supposed to say about the listener league you just kept talking and then didn't say what needed to be said which
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Chris Cody, you never finished telling us what the origins were of willy-nilly and how it is that that became a phrase.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Stugatz, you never got off when we were talking about Mike Rabel, your hot... Mike Vrabel take.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Roy is just delighted because there was a Hank Stram reference. I did it just to say Hank Stram.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
I do in general. I mean, what are we doing? Well, hope trafficking, I would say. Generally speaking, very often we put too much importance in whomever is the next leader who's going to fix everything, whether he has a quarterback or not. Drake May, it's a good spot because I think most people believe that Drake May is going to grow as a quarterback.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
I think that's a good take by you. I think that's well said.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
I would go further than that. I would say all of us believe that his teams play tough and hard and he overachieves with teams that we didn't expect much from. And in that game that Mike is talking about, he exploited a rule. while playing against Belichick that got them extra time and outsmarted a coach in a way that we're not used to seeing when it comes to knowing how to milk a clock.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Made a coaching move that all of us were like, wow, great coaching move. But I think all of this stuff tends to be overstated in how it is that someone arrives anywhere. He's done it the perfect way, Stugatz. He's not actually following Belichick.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Cut his teeth. Help me with that, please. I don't know when. And forgive my ignorance here.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Mike Malarkey. I don't know. You guys know what cutting your teeth means. It's like popping one's cherry.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
No, no, no. I actually know what cutting your teeth means.
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I just don't know the expression. Is it a horse that cuts its teeth?
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Put it on the poll, please. Was Willie Shakespeare overrated?
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Another thing that I have not yet brought to completion here, A.J. Brown, as I was mentioning before, was reading a book on the sidelines during the game and has posted on Twitter because the name of the book is Inner Excellence. He is showing on Twitter that he's got a lot of passages highlighted and underlined. And he says, this game is 90% mental and 10% physical for me.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
I bring it to every game in this book and I read it between each drive. I use it to refocus and lock in despite what may transpire in the game, good or bad. People tend to create controversy when they don't know the truth. I'm surprised that this was the first time we were seeing this, if he's doing it all the time between drives.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
He did. He did. He set himself up for a joke. At the expense of his son. He threw himself an alley-oop and dunked on his son with a fat joke.
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Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
That earns a promotion of Greg Cody's podcast, The Greg Cody Show, featuring Greg Cody. It's a treat. In this week's episode. Stunningly enough, Greg Cody chronicles a chicken that lived for 18 months without a head. A literal chicken with his head cut off.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
He's not getting that job. That's crazy.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
The frustration is whiffing on Zach Wilson and getting it right with Sam Darnold, but he gets it right in Minnesota and not New York. Right.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
We can't develop quarterbacks.
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I mean, he had 208 yards.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
How about the Camarillo touchdown that prevented them from going winless? I mean, that was a big one.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
I think he's 29 or 30. Do you think the guy who monitors Deshaun Watson was so thrilled? Don't put on the boot. Dance without the boot. Please dance without the boot. And then he dances without the boot and they're celebrating. Are they not? Yes. Because that's what they want. That's what they've been looking for. Whoever has that job has been waiting for that moment for a couple of years now.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
We finally got it.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
A Georgia quarterback.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
They are. But the big difference is I saw Cam Ward play in college. I knew Cam Ward was good, and I thought the Canes would make Cam Ward even better, and they did. I'm not certain about Carson Beck.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Don't read into the money as well, because the money just continues to go up. Yeah, that's exactly right. And it's going to continue to go up.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Emory Williams is white, huh? I haven't been this shocked since Khalil Green.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
You okay? Greg, I had an idea here that I wanted to get your thoughts on. It's an idea I haven't shared with anyone yet. What if the fans, right before the playoffs, could vote out a team that is limping into the playoffs and vote in a team that got really hot at the end of the season but didn't make the playoffs?
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Wow. I mean, you can. You have a vote. You can vote. Well, no. If you win the division, it has to be a wild card team.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
I was asking Chris Sims if he'd be surprised at certain AFC teams and if they made it to the Super Bowl, and he said he would be surprised by all the teams with the exception of the big three, the Chiefs, the Ravens, and the Bills. And then I asked him, what if the Bengals made it? Would you be surprised if they made it to the Super Bowl? And he said no.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Joe Burrow wins that game. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
They lost at Baltimore 38-10. There you go. Yeah. Sorry, Billy.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
He was available to anyone. Yes, he was. It sounds like we're putting the Ravens in the Super Bowl. They have to go to Buffalo and Kansas City.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Lamar Jackson does have a chance here, Dan, to erase everything. Meaning if he can do this on the road against Josh Allen, on the road against Patrick Mahomes, go to the Super Bowl, beat the Lions or the Eagles, let's say. It doesn't matter who he beats once he gets through that in the AFC. He has a chance to get rid of all the doubters. No one will ever say do it in the postseason again.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
I don't think he's going to get it done, but there is a massive opportunity for Lamar Jackson here.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Yeah, we're not last.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
As a kid I used to play Mahjong, which is also a tile game. And so there's an affinity there, you know.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, Mahjong is one of the most difficult games in the world. Four crack, three bam. I mean, even the terminology is like...
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich denke, es macht einen Comeback. Ja, das glaube ich auch. Aber ich habe gelernt, das zu spielen. Also Picking Up, Dominoes, wäre... Put it on the poll at Levitard Show.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I can't agree that he didn't ask for any of this. I think Bronny in effect asked for all of this. Because when he chooses to follow his father's footsteps, knowing who his father is, he knew exactly what he was getting into. He knows that if he's not a superstar instantly, that there's going to be the Stephen A. Smith type comment. You can't say he didn't know what he was getting into.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ja, und ich verurteile, dass mein Twitter nicht funktioniert. Es wird immer Twitter für mich sein, das sage ich dir. Aber er ist richtig. Ist das eine Lieder? Er ist einfach weg.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Okay. Just so you understand.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
He's bound to fail, right? Bronny is. And he must know it more acutely than anyone does. Two years from now, he may be playing on a team in China. It doesn't mean he's a failure. He's only a failure relative to the impossible footsteps of his father. If Bronny James is in business school right now, studying to be a CPA.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
If he's studying to be a CPA and wants nothing to do with basketball, it's not like Stephen A. Smith is criticizing him then by saying he's afraid of the footsteps. He should be in the NBA. No, he's in the NBA or trying to be, so it's valid criticism.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Me? I want a happy player. A happy player who I trust to perform and to be in shape enough to perform. I'm not going to make him go on a scale once a week so that he doesn't gain three pounds. If he's performing on the court, do your thing.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
I mean, Bush did not endorse the Republican candidate in the last election, which is in and of itself is a pretty jarring statement. But getting back to Luca for just a minute, the time to worry about his health habits and his future conditioning is when you're negotiating the contract and signing him.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
It's not after you lavish him with this deal and then you're second guessing, hey, you look a little chubby, Luca.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
But my point is, when you negotiate any contract, especially a bigger one, that's what you put into the contract. You can't go skydiving. Please don't ride a motorcycle. Stay healthy. Do this. Do that.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
You can negotiate anything in a contract.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
You just love that hookah rhymes with Luca. I do love that. That's where it begins.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
too many numbers being retired in sports. I really believe that, and I think basketball's a bigger culprit than most sports. I'm looking at the career record of Kevin Love. He made two All-Star teams with Cleveland. His best years were with Minnesota. I just don't see that he's an all-time great for the Cavaliers. I really don't.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Yeah, eight seasons, two All-Star games. To me, that's not Jersey retirement. In the case of UD, that's the father of heat culture. That's the embodiment of heat culture. And heat culture has become such a brand with this franchise that you've got to honor the guy who you think embodies that.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Well, tough shit for the rest of the country. He's also the all-time rebounding leader, I believe. He is. And so that's not nothing.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
They're not even covering second, so. They understand the assignment from Billy Gill. And it's ball one here from Rundy. Must be blasting through the speakers today, you know? These guys do hear what we say. Oh, no. They go back and listen to the broadcast. Both teams do. Uh-oh. So bear that in mind. You guys are all trying your best. Amazing how the tone switches.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
He goes from the guy's not a threat to run to, wow, tremendous effort. Yeah. A little thing called accountability. Good double, Dylan. No betting. The mathematics of three more than one, but no betting. Yeah, baseball. Pete Rose learned that the hard way, Corey. Yeah, he sure did. Yeah. Sorry, he's going to get pardoned. Or whatever. Pay off pitch. Ildi goes after it.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Littman's got back-to-back Ks. Crowd roaring.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
You can dive in more if you want. I think you nailed it. Pardoned or whatever. Last week we were talking about the new FIU Vice hat. Okay, that's different. Which carried over to the midweek game where we had a conversation about the Vice hat. Ball one. So in reality, we're discussing caps probably about half the games to this point in the year. Yeah. And that's no cap. What's that mean?
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
You know what, Corey, if you don't know. Yes, I'm just old. I'm not going to tell you. It's all right. Fortunately, I do know what cap means. Do you? I do. Cap, Riz, skibbity toilet. What? Knocked down by Andrews. A little PFP work right out of the gate. One pitch, one out. Andrews helping it himself. Well, PFPI gala, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's true.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Sorry, he's going to get pardoned. Or whatever. Hmm.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Sorry, he's going to get pardoned. Or whatever.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
First home run. That kind of swing, that kind of thing in Florida Atlantic. A power surge on getaway day.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
That kind of swing, that kind of thing in Florida Atlantic. A power surge on getaway day.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
I guess the lead would have to be eight-time PFPI champion. Okay.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Maybe the back of the tombstone. Hell yeah. Near the dirt. Yeah, that's a good place for it. I wasn't even thinking of those terms. You weren't, were you?
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Whisper it, and that way it won't be as bad. Yeah, you can say that.
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First pitch swinging. Driven to center. With pace. The foul owl on the prowl, John Schroeder. Yeah. His first home run. That kind of swing, that kind of thing in Florida Atlantic. A power surge on getaway day.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Yeah, Mike's full of shit. He's going to cheer Marchand at the top of a mountaintop the first time he scores a winning goal for the Cats. And you know it. I mean, come on now.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
I think there is no line. I think everybody in this case is right. Stephen A. Smith has every right to criticize and say what he did, not thinking that Bronny James is ever going to amount to anything. I mean, it's harsh. But if it's his truth, he's allowed to say it. It's his job to say it. I think LeBron James is perfectly entitled to get his back up because it's so personal.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
And I would feel the same if the role was involving myself and Christopher. I also think Bronny James is perfectly entitled to give basketball his best shot despite his father. We're going to see the same thing with Tiger Woods' kid in a couple of years as he advances in golf. People are going to write and say he's never going to beat Tiger Woods. The kid's still allowed to give it his shot.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
And it's up to Bronny to prove him wrong, right? I mean, it's up to Bronny to prove him wrong. That's why I get the feeling of all three principals in this matter. I don't think Stephen A's wrong. I don't think LeBron's wrong for getting his back up either because he's talking as a father, not as a teammate.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
I am extremely excited about the Cats. They're good and not satisfied with winning one Stanley Cup. I think Marshawn is a statement that, hey, we're winning it back-to-back, Jack. And Seth Jones, not a sexy name, the defenseman, I think was just as big a signing as Marshawn, who hopefully, like Kachuk, will be back for the playoffs.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
I would like Jess's opinion.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
I disagree with Mike. I think it's a very valid conversation to have. I think it interests a lot of people, fathers and non-fathers, parents and non-parents. And the rule of thumb with athletes, right, is always my family's off limits. Okay, criticize me all you want, but don't bring my family into your whole media circus. Not when they're on the roster. Well, that's the thing.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
That's where the line changes. That's my point. He's more than just family. He's a teammate. He's trying to be an NBA player. He's volunteered to follow in the biggest footsteps in sports. So it's way beyond family, LeBron.
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Hour 2: Best Of Ron Magill
Okay, FAU, nine seed. They're the interloper in this final four, right? Half of the, 90% of the country is going, saying, FAU, what? So here's the chant. Are you ready?
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Hour 2: Best Of Ron Magill
The owl in FAU Owls is the burrowing owl, which is a very small owl. But I think of all owls as being mean and ornery. What can you tell us about the burrowing owl?
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Hour 2: Best Of Ron Magill
Don Levitard. The elephant went into a 7-Eleven and bought a pack of cigarettes. But my question to Ron is this.
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Hour 2: Best Of Ron Magill
Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Boy, all hell is breaking loose here. Yeah, it just killed the microphone.
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Hour 2: Best Of Ron Magill
He ran right through the door. There's an outline of his body on the door right now. Franklin, let him come in. Let him come in.
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Hour 2: Best Of Ron Magill
Ron, in Ohio, a zebra attacked its 72-year-old owner and bit the man's arm before the zebra was fatally shot by a sheriff's deputy. How do you feel about killing animals that basically are just exhibiting natural behavior?
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Hour 2: Best Of Ron Magill
Ron, if you were at the scene, is there anything you could have done or said to that sheriff to save the zebra's life?
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Oh, here we go. Okay. I was thinking in terms of two championships versus five.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That Popovich is white and Don Staley is black? Yes. That would be very accurate.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
But what are you implying there? I'm using numerics. I'm going two championships versus five.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Does she? So she's getting close. She's getting closer. She's going away. She's getting closer. Would I give three? No. If Eric Spolster had won all three championships for the Heat, does he deserve a statue? Not yet. Three championships. Not yet. Hmm. In my opinion. I'm just giving my opinion. You took Wade's statue away last week. You did.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I want a statue of Wade that looks like Wade.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I said last week that he didn't. And I didn't mean that as an insult to Dwayne Wade.
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Verstehst du mich? Ja, und ich denke, dass das argumentierbar ist. Ich denke, du hast einen tollen Punkt gemacht.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Was er gerade gesagt hat, was eine Statue angeht, ist argumentierbar, aber ich denke, er macht eine gute Argumentation.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich denke, es ist eine Kombination von allem.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich denke, für mich ist Statue, dass du ein Erfolg und ein Einfluss für die Ewigkeit bist. Du verdienst, dass du in Statue-Form in drei Generationen von jetzt, für immer erinnert wirst.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, I'm not. I just think there are too many statues in sports. I happen to use her as an example. I think it's premature. I don't think it's not deserved. I think... Years from now, at the end of her career, when you should look back for a statue, not during a career, I think she may well deserve a statue. Do I think she does right now?
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I don't, but it doesn't mean that she's any kind of a failure at all.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I don't think so. I agree. How about Rocky? No, again, that's a good example of who doesn't deserve a mythical statue. A mythical figure is getting a statue. What about Ted Williams? You could make an argument for Ted Williams. With or without the head? Jackie Robinson, Babe Ruth. Hank Aaron deserves a statue.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm not sure. There's no record of it. Okay. Now you guys are being silly. I'm just saying... Let it play out. He needs to see the overall body of work. All I'm saying is there's too many statues in sports. Yeah, you said that a couple of different times. I didn't think it was controversial. I think if you put it on your poll, most people would agree with me.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
As far as you would admit that.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I would love it if the percentage was 93% of the people knew that was a real place.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah. I felt a little bad last week, and I appreciate the chance to maybe clarify a little bit. I use Dawn Staley as an example to say that in sports, I believe we have too many statues in sports. I think the statue should be reserved for the elite of the elite. And Dawn Staley is very good. South Carolina loves her. She's a great basketball coach. Sie hat, glaube ich, zwei Wettbewerbe gewonnen.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Heisenberg, Breaking Bad. Winston Churchill, der berühmte Holmberg. Fred Durst. Solid.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He wore a hat too, actually.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Das ist unglaublich. Wenn du sagst, du weißt, wer ich bin, dann kauft der Polizist das nicht? Oder wie funktioniert das? Barack Obama's White Sox Hat.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ich glaube nicht, dass du eine Statue für zwei Wettbewerbe gibst. Ich glaube nicht. Das Beispiel, das ich benutzen würde, ist Pop, Greg Popovich. Fünf Wettbewerbe und jetzt verabschiedet, nur für gesundheitliche Gründe.
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Postgame Show: WOOP! WOOP! (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, because you gotta draw the line somewhere. You gotta draw the line somewhere. I think Popovich, to me, is a statue.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
Well, yes. Dan almost pulled off to the side.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
Die Bewegung, wo du auf die Seite gehst, denkst du, sie werden dich überlassen, aber dann ziehen sie dich hinterher und du denkst, oh, warte, was?
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
I have an outstanding ticket. Everyone does. I feel like everyone's got some outstanding ticket.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
My wife will pay it for you. I get a bill every month for like some pass. It's like, you owe us. It's like, I paid you.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
Er liebt es, Leute zu zerbrechen. Er hat es die andere Nacht im Hotel gemacht. Ich, mein Bruder und mein Vater warten auf das Hotel, wo wir uns verändern werden, bereit sind für das Gebäude. Er schreibt mir hier ein schlechtes Porträt. It was supposed to be ready at 1. They kindly told us, hey, sorry, it'll be ready at 1.15. And just my dad huffing and puffing. We're a wedding guy.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
We're on the top. People checking in. He's like, they're not staying in a suite. Those people are not staying in a suite. Why do they get their room before us?
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
You should have seen him huffing and puffing. I was puffing, I was not huffing. Giving looks, making people uncomfortable, not even speaking. I shamed him out of going up there and physically speaking to them. So he's just like steam coming out of his ears, just staring at them.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
It's a big day. And it was a mistake by them, but they were apologetic. They were like, it'll be 15 minutes. Just the idea of He wants the room. He doesn't want apologies. Look, it's how you handle these things. He needed to let them know that he was frustrated. I handled it with applause. They acknowledged the mistake. They said it would be ready in 15 minutes and that wasn't good enough.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
He had to keep pacing by the desk, letting them know how angry he was.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
I walked into the room and I could just see it on your face. I'm like, what's wrong? He's like, we're supposed to be in the room by now. It's one o'clock. They said 1.15. They've apologized, but it's not good enough.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
Leave a tip. This feels like a mistake.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
I'm shocked that you're good with 20. Because we've done the whole thing here with valets, where you have... He's trying to break a five.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
Schau dir Jeremy an. Er ist so glücklich.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
Jeremy macht das mit den Basketball-Games. Versteht Jason Jackson seine Rekorde? Das ist mein Winner. Das ist mein erster Major-League-Winner.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
This episode is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
Ich bin wirklich stolz auf das. Okay, aber du wirst bezahlt. Lass uns einfach weitergehen. Ich bin bezahlt, um die Mannschaft zu besiegen.
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Hour 2: Dan's Bicycle Incident
Ich denke, Stugatz hat es auch gut gemacht, aber Jeremy hatte keine Zeit dafür.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Well, this is our big fifth anniversary show. Our first show ever was March 2nd, 2020. We're five years old. We're celebrating by revealing the top 100 countdown of all time greatest guests. And it's been fun. It's been controversial. People are eating it up. We're doing good traffic, unusually good traffic.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Yeah, I didn't remember you were on the show either.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Princess Claire, I don't recall that she made the top 100. Wow. Holy shit. Daddy did. Dad made it. Wow.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I forgot I thought you had a son. I could be wrong. Princess Claire may have made the top 100. Is Dan on the top 100? Not to give anything away, but Dan sort of had a disappointing rank. In fact, Dan used an expletive when we called him to congratulate him on where he had ranked. He used an expletive because he happened to have ranked one spot below Gary the Bag Rosenfeld, which I can say.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
But Gary is like a Greg Cody Show Hall of Famer once we institute the Hall of Fame.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Yeah, but the PFPI Hall of Fame is going to happen. Greg Lobos, too, have a great shot, in my opinion, to be a first ballot Hall of Famer there. We'll see. You know, I can't control fate.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
No, we did. We went from 100 to number one. Wow. We did have an omission that I'm embarrassed about that I can't even reveal it.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Blow it. That team blows some leads, doesn't it?
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
It's a heat broadcast that you just did. It was funny. What? That was your heat broadcaster voice. Yeah, my generic broadcast voice.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
They are blisterous tonight. Fun. I'd love to do a whole game in my worst possible announcer's voice. Yeah, you should try that, Billy.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
No, he didn't. That's what I was looking for. He's afraid of me, obviously, because he sold me a bill of goods. He told me the Levitard show is going to have its own suite, which reads open bar, if I'm being honest. But you should have a... Dan Marino had a suite.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I know, but your team has to negotiate a better deal than four free tickets.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
But it's silly. Everybody else had a suite except Levitard.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
But that's not my choosing on that. That's how the Panthers do this. No, they don't. No, normally when you bang a drum, they give you a suite. You didn't negotiate the right deal.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Greg Cody Rhodes. No, I don't. I'm still mesmerized by Billy's performance on the air. It's unlike any other I've heard when he's broadcasting FIU baseball. I think what you need, though, you need to pipe in a little fake crowd noise because it's very, very quiet.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Peter, ich habe eine Frage für Peter, wenn er noch nicht weg ist. Ich bin hier. Die Jokebox im Hintergrund, ist das eine funktionierende Jokebox? Und wenn es ist, wundere ich mich, ob Sie Shirley Bassey's Goldfinger haben.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
I'm enjoying the show. Somebody says something funny, I laugh.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Yeah, well, you are doing journalism right now to put a microscope on the validity of the actual phrase Vamos Gatos. So that's journalism. I think before you bang the drum, you should give a little tutorial to the 15,000 fans gathered there getting ready to... hier let's go Panthers, because you need to instruct them. You need to be informative.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
You need to bring out all of your Hispanic knowledge of the language and learn people. You know, they don't want to learn. They don't want to earn. You got to teach. He's right about that.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
You'll get it. It'll be a number one jersey with Levitard on the back.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
First of all, the Panthers are too polite to have told you this, but you're auditioning. If you blow it, then you'll never be heard from again in that arena. If you're pretty good, they might invite you back for the playoffs. If you bang the drum in the playoffs, then you've arrived. But It's an all lose situation for you. Everything could go wrong. You could be offbeat on the drum.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Instead of chanting, let's go Panthers, they're going to chant Coca-Cola. The whole thing could end up being a nightmare. I was just really worried.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Es muss die Zeitung richtig sein. Du kannst keine Iota ausmachen. Es muss perfekt sein. Sonst wird eine Arena voll von Leuten lachen, wenn es nicht perfekt ist.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Okay, I got it. James Bond 25. Good film. That was the one.
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Hour 2: The Sphere of Ignorance (feat. Amin Elhassan and Felipe Esparza)
Correct.
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Hour 2: The Sphere of Ignorance (feat. Amin Elhassan and Felipe Esparza)
How many of you believe that racism and misogyny played a role in Vice President Harris's defeat? Okay. Okay. So that's good. You all pass.
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Hour 2: The Sphere of Ignorance (feat. Amin Elhassan and Felipe Esparza)
Greg Werber here. Thank you. I can't believe we're here. This is incredible. I'm walking on a cloud. We love you, Trump.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
That's not my sister. Not only would she not give him the wedding ring back, she probably would have thrown a Molotov cocktail in the house on her way out.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
I asked him point blank, Dale, what do you think about your wife? I'm still missing. She just disappeared in thin air. And he said to me, well, it could be a little faster, but I think they're doing a good job. And that's when I told him. I said, you know what? You're a liar. And I told him, OK. You told him that? Yeah.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
It hurts a lot every time.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
Call it gut feeling if you'd like, whatever you'd call it.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
You can see there's a silo right over there. That's the location of where the buildings were.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
We used a drone to fly not only this site, but every site we could find around here. We flew a couple thousand acres of drone footage.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
I began searching and searching.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
There's basically three or four major sites that bother me.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
Where is it? It's right around the corner here.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
And then... It was pretty crazy because we had a meeting with the prosecutor the same day, and she gave me no indication.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
Five, six, 700 acres. We all went on foot.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
Yeah, you know, I sort of haunt you.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
And how did she die? They're not sharing that with me.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
The tank was in this agricultural storage building right behind me. And was the cylinder right in here? Yeah, it was parked here.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
All these things point in one single direction, clearly, without any question. And that's a Dale. That's correct.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
The one thing that she knows for sure, that was her mother there. That her mother didn't leave her. It was real.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
The first thing I did was call her number. If she was somewhere, she would answer my phone call. And then I text her. And did you? And nothing.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
I did. We were worried because of everyone's report of her emotional behavior.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
The crescendo was building up.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
There's no chance that she would not drive the Escalade to wherever the hell she was going. Not my sister.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
No. She had a desire for success.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
I believe that's what her attraction was. I really do.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
We all went on foot, and we walked probably 500, 600, 700 acres. Wow. We came up zero.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
She'd had a bad migraine headache. She was laying on the floor. He gave her a massage. She went to sleep. He picked her up and put her on the couch about 12.30. He got up around 6, 6.30. He left, but she was snoring on the couch.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
We'll talk about the rent and trade in a second. There's some speculation now about maybe Colorado being a potential destination for him. They could use him to play behind McKinnon on the second line. But it's harder to trade him. Elias Pettersson's trade protection doesn't kick in until the summer. He has a massive contract. He's not played up to standards this year.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Maybe it's because he's got a guy he hates on the team and he's not feeling it right. So they're going to have to be really careful. Like, you know, they'll get a decent return from Miller. He's an older player and with a limited, like I said, marketplace. Pedersen, they've got a nail.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Pedersen is a trade that you cannot make unless you get a lot back that's going to propel you to whatever the next phase of your team is, because that's a player with an incredibly high ceiling. 100-point centers don't grow on trees in this league. Even with diminishing returns, he still has a ton of value and could turn a number of other teams in this league around.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Yeah, I mean, but I think it comes down to change of scenery, right? You know, you always see players that aren't maybe performing up to snuff that have in the past that maybe have hit their ceiling with a team or maybe just need to get out of a market and go someplace else that's maybe a little quieter. I don't know if you boys noticed, but the Vancouver...
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Yeah, the Vancouver media could be a little boisterous sometimes with its coverage. I think teams look at the history of a player, their ability, what their scouts see, and aren't going to be turned off necessarily by... outside forces or beef with a teammate that might have affected a player mentally. I think both those guys have a lot of value around the league.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
It's just going to be a matter of if Vancouver finds the asking price. And it's also a matter... Listen, if I was Vancouver, I'd trade Miller tomorrow. Without question. you know, if you can get a decent return for him. And then I see if Pedersen's okay.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Then I see if without the, if you suck the poison out, if he is back to being his normal self, because I think that guy is more talented than Miller. And I think he has a chance to be one of the best offensive centers in this league when he's on his game.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
So Colorado had to make a choice here, which is that you're either going to sign Ranton into what he's looking for, and he shares an agent with Leon Dreisaitl of the Edmonton Oilers, and Dreisaitl just signed the richest contract in salary cap history over the summer last year. And so he's looking for that kind of money on the open market.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
He's looking to make more than Nathan McKinnon on the Colorado Avalanche. You know, Ranton said in a couple of interviews, I was willing to take less to stay. We don't know what less means. Less still means probably like $13 million. So the issue that they had is...
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
They have to pay Kael McCarr, who is the best defenseman in the world, I think, if it's not Quinn Hughes, within the next two years as his contract is up. That's going to be massive. They're already paying McKinnon. And they made the calculated risk that, one, the totality of their roster was not deep enough and talented enough to challenge for a Stanley Cup.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
So you need to open up money to be able to make the rest of your team better. And you can't do that if you're paying like 35% of your cap to three guys. And then two, the other gamble they made was you mentioned Martin Natchez. They're making the gamble that Nathan McKinnon can make anybody like 85% of Miko Rantanen. And so far, they've been smart.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
I mean, Natchez has had a great start for Colorado. And so those are the gambles they're taking. You know, if you ask around the league, I had a story on ESPN.com about the kind of behind the scenes of this deal. There's some people that feel like they were never going to pay Rantanen the money he was looking for. So I get it. But I mean, he's kind of a unicorn, man.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Like he's a really hard player to replace in your lineup. But I understand their logic there and not wanting to be too top heavy. Yeah.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Well, first off, I checked the voting totals from the presidential election last November, and I will say that Nassau County is a safe haven for Tony D'Angelo. Okay, well, there you go.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
He will work cheap. He is a guy that is clearly looking to play wherever he can. They were able to sign him for a league minimum kind of contract at a time when they had other defensemen that were injured. He is... The old saying about left-handed pitchers in baseball will always find a job, you know what I mean? It's the same thing with puck-moving defensemen in the NHL. He can put up points.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
He's not an untalented player. The question always is, is that worth all of the other stuff? And Again, this was a player who had played himself out of the league to the point where he had to go to Russia to play for the first part of the season before coming back and finding a home with the Islanders. So, again, it all eventually sours. It soured with the Rangers. It soured with the Carolina.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
It soured with the Flyers. Maybe it'll sour again with the Islanders. Who's to say? But, again, it's a risk-reward thing. And if I'm a general manager, no matter how desperate I am to address my blue line problems, I'm not taking the risk. But... So far, so good, I guess, for Tony D'Angelo and his latest stint in the NHL.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
No, I don't disagree. I mean, like, I think hockey overall has always had a problem broadening the tent to bring in more people into hockey fandom, to get more people playing hockey. And I don't disagree that when you have somebody that has that kind of history, and for those that don't know, I mean, he was suspended as a junior player.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
for usually using racially insensitive language when he was a younger player. To have guys like that get fourth or fifth chances in this league is not necessarily a good thing. I don't disagree with you.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
And it's two things. I mean, it's two different issues, right? Like on the one hand, it's, you know, what can the NHL do to to help influence that and help change the culture? And I think that they've definitely made some mistakes, in my opinion, in recent years. I'm pretty well on the record about the pride jersey issue. And then the other thing, too, is just hockey culture writ large.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
I mean, that's the other part of it, too, is what happens behind closed doors. I mean, I don't think in any way that Tony D'Angelo is an outlier in this league. I think there's probably a lot of those guys that are in this league that we just don't hear a lot about mainly because they don't decide to make podcasts. But yeah, that's the other issue, too, is like, what is the hockey culture?
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Like, if you're a young player that wants to, a young athlete that wants to get into hockey, you know, what does it look like on those lower levels insofar as making you feel welcome, making you feel like you have a path, and making you feel like you're not gonna be ostracized? And that's always been a challenge for the sport.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
I was going to ask you about that. I saw you mention that. When you talk about them sucking, and I agree, I think they struggle because most of the jerseys that they make for Team USA are based on the Miracle on Ice team or the other team that won gold back in the 60s. And then whenever they try to modernize it, it ends up sort of looking like...
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
I don't know, like something from a video game where they don't have the rights to the United States of America, so they have to come up with something. In your mind's eye, what would you like a Team USA jersey to look like if these are unsatisfactory? I would have to go traditional in this situation.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
I would like there to be a couple variations. First of all, I would like to see what happens if we don't use the letters USA. What if we just put America?
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
The Empire, maybe something on there. And then the other thing I'm wondering, too, is like, I think part of the problem is that if you have your primary colors are blue and red and white, right?
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Like, you could have a white jersey, and every other jersey we've ever made is blue. We've never had a red jersey, and the problem is that those bastards in Canada have covered the market on red, right?
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Don't want to be like the Ruskies. Yeah, two of our greatest enemies, both, you know, economically and in hockey, Canada and the Soviet Union. Like, they've cornered red for years and years and years. So, you know, if we wanted to kind of, like, change it up a little bit, I don't think that we're allowed to because those two sworn enemies of freedom are the ones that wear red all the time.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Well, it's a personal beef that has gone on for years. Like Bruce Boudreau, who coached Vancouver a few years ago, said that it was something ongoing when he arrived. So like there's been friction between these two. You know, I think we forget that this is a workplace, right? These are companies. It's like not liking the guy three cubicles over when he's over at the snack machine.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
You're not going to the snack machine because you literally hate this person's guts and makes you feel terrible coming to work every day just because of something that happen between you or just a personality conflict. And that's kind of where Patterson and JT Miller are. I think it's probably a little bit more JT Miller than Elias Patterson.
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The Hockey Show: Trades, Fifth Chances, and the Spicy Ramen Challenge (feat. Greg Wyshynski)
Miller has a reputation for being a little prickly behind the scenes. Where it ends up, I don't know, because Miller has a full no movement clause. And so even though a trade with the New York Rangers came very close in recent weeks before kind of falling apart, You know, he's going to be able to control his destiny. And so, you know, Carolina obviously off the table.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
I think they're going to be much better than people think. The betting over under of six, six and a half wins.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
As a matter of fact, the Dolphins are the most bet over team in terms of exceeding the win projection. Levitar, two minutes.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
No, no is the answer.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
His career ultimately is going to be seen as a disappointment. As somebody who was so great individually, but ultimately underachieved.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
And it couldn't be further from the truth to say that he was silent until he was out of work all last season. He was not silent. I think he means as a starter. Right.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Yeah, absolutely. Right? No doubt. Yeah. The trouble with this whole, is he being blackballed? Is he being ostracized? Of course he's being ostracized, but the blackball argument is just impossible to prove, especially with a quarterback... who's in that gray area of, is he good enough? He's pretty good.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
I agree with that. And I would like Roger Goodell to step out front and say, I wish a team would give Colin Kaepernick a chance. Just that.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Well, because he's saying publicly that he doesn't think there's anything wrong going on here. Does he really believe that? Because it's hard to think that he really believes that when he sees some of the other quarterbacks being signed. You know, 64... More than that, because some teams keep three quarterback positions, three quarterbacks on the roster.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Let's say there's 75 quarterback jobs in the NFL. Colin Kaepernick, who just a couple of years ago was seen as one of the great rising young multidimensional quarterbacks in the league, now he's out of work. It stretches credulity. It just doesn't make sense.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
The weird thing is it's going to take the team most likely to need Kaepernick is the dysfunctional team, the really bad franchise. But I think the team most likely to sign him is going to be the franchise with a backbone in its ownership, with a strong coach like a Mike Tomlin.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Seattle would have been a perfect landing spot for him, I think, for a bunch of reasons.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
I'm curious, where were you when you first heard that you'd won? And what did that mean to you exactly?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Yeah. That explains why he didn't attend.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
Don Levitard. Quiet man. Yes. You know, I'm a married man. I don't cheat on my wife, despite that gratuitous line back in my day. Stugatz. I wish you were here, my wife. I really miss her. No, I don't. That's the thing about being married. You know, you're not allowed to say, I don't miss my wife. I've been gone two days. I haven't been gone long enough to miss my wife. I'm sorry. I call her.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
All right. We'll see you. All right, and then, you know, I'm going to see her in two days. How's jumping, Charlie?
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
Yeah, I'm getting some icy stares. There's no question about that, especially from the men. You know, because fewer men than women tend to make the golden oldies. So, like, I'm here to take somebody's job is what they're thinking.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got to have new blood. Because they're old. Well, no, because they made it back, right? All of them.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
When the Golden Oldies are performing, there's a hearse outside.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
Don Levitard. What do I got here? I got a Magnum condom. We won't get that out. That's shocking. Stugatz. Here's a picture of Christopher when he was like three years old.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
How are we doing, Greg? How are we feeling? Sore? Already? This is not what I do. Is he stuck?
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
I'm as excited as I can possibly be. I really am. It's just a thrill. I feel young. I look around, I'm like, I'm not that old. Do you want to make this team? No, it's good.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
At the end of the day. Not at the beginning, but just at the end of the day.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
They really remember him from the old days.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
I'm in favor of a special treatment. I really am. I think I deserve it. And I'm the kind of guy who cuts in line when possible. That kind of thing.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
I don't want to waste whatever the hell these are called.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
You know what? I feel like I've had my exercise already. I'm winded. I'm ready to go home. You know, do a couple of 12-ounce curls. But, look, I'm here, man. I'm here to win it. I'm here to win it.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
Because of the excited gin in here, I can barely hear you guys.
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Hour 2: This Is Not What I Do
Well, that's a fine line, though. A couple, and I'm good. I'm loose. I'm more gregarious. But four or five, and I'm like.
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Hour 1: Worst Mistake and Raheem Mostert
You can see him mother-effing it. Can we bother? Are we bothering you right now? Turn on your microphone, Greg.
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Hour 1: Worst Mistake and Raheem Mostert
Are you thinking about the tennis guy? Yeah. Zarek? Is that what you're thinking about?
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Volare. I have no idea the words of that song. Volare.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Good. And then I'm disqualified from auditioning. Don't make marks. Best of both worlds. We have time to get your shoes. I'll do it barefoot. I'll dance barefoot. I don't care. Problem solved.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
We have Mario Cristobal on, the Miami Hurricanes football coach. He's unusually candid. It's a very good interview.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
And then we finished the interview on the phone. It was weird. The Father-Son Olympics are coming to a crescendo. Wow. And we are trying to settle on a final... Tiebreaker. Ooh, there was a tie? Yeah, it's 5-5. We need a tiebreaker. I have a vote online. The categories are putt-putt golf.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
And then Matt Stafford threw him 25 and 2. Oh, there's a brand new kid in town out of BYU.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
I would only consider doing this if the Heat know about this ahead of time. They're not surprised because five people from the Levitard show are walking in. We have a good relationship with them.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Right in front of us the whole time.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Who's going with me to insulate me?
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
I want to know. Chris, you should have to go. I'm going to stay here. We'll figure it out.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
That's what I would like to know. What am I getting myself into here? What do I have to do? I'll keep reading.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
You have to guarantee me that there will be no media there. Well, you'll be there. If Ari Odds are from NBC6 is there and I'm on the 6 o'clock news doing this, it will be mortifying. It's Will Mansell. Great name choice.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Please. No. Don't you dare. Because Ari would show up. He would.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
He'd show up without being tipped. Now he might be 60. Maybe he's dancing.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
That's how it is. Good reference by Amin. Thank you. Christopher, you do have to promise me that the heat will be forewarned about this, that we're not just going up. I'm texting Jeremy right now.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
I don't, though. I put my pants on two legs at a time. Do you? Yeah, I do. Sit it down? You sit it down and do it, huh?
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
And it has to be exact. Right. One leg, pant leg can't be leading by more than three inches. They have to be even the entire time. What if one leg gets caught in that thing with the shorts? That happens. Yeah. Especially with a new pair of pants.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
That might work with the big fat-legged bib overalls or something. I've never worn a bib overall in my life. Really?
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
My dad used to wear bib overalls. Wild Bill? Yeah.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
No, he wore a shirt. Oh, yeah? Flannel.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Yeah, we don't like the no shirt look under any circumstances. Ever? No. I shower with a shirt on. No, you don't.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Well, I wash my hair in my pool. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
I assume that the people auditioning today would be newcomers, right? Like they're first-time auditioners.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Maybe King of the Road. Wow. That's a good one. Dance to this?
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
I wish I knew more about what I'm getting into. Like, am I just in a line kicking my leg with other oldies, or am I doing a routine all by myself?
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
So the best ones are probably like former Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Inherently, I am going to be embarrassed and embarrass myself, but not willfully. Okay. Just by lack of dancing talent. Okay.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
All spent. That's all my material. See, I don't have to audition now. Just send that tape to the Golden Ole Organizer.
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Well, hold on. If it doesn't start till noon, can I get there at like 11.55?
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The Big Suey: We're All Pawns
Sounds like a hand lotion. Olave. You're right.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
I think that's a fair number for the Dolphins because you have to factor in how passionate the fan base is about the actual team. I don't know if Atlanta cares that the Hawks haven't been good. But I know Dolphin fans are upset that Dolphins haven't been good in a long time. I know Leafs fans are upset that Toronto hasn't been good in a long time.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Some of these fan bases, I'm not certain they even care enough.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
I didn't hear it. You didn't hear the last seven dings? Ten.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
I'll sell you the money.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
I never loved Mike White.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
If Mike White started the entire year, we'd be in the playoffs right now. Dolphin fans made such a big deal about getting Mike White from the Jets, and I'm like, guys, are you kidding me? He's not that good. Shut up.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
I think Tannehill is such a big upgrade there. Backup quarterback has become increasingly important in the NFL. Joe Flacco last year. Joe Flacco possibly this year with the Colts. I think having Tannehill. There's no insecurity with Tua. It's his job. They just paid him over $200 million. But it's good to have Tannehill backing him up in the event Tua does get hurt.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
That's the important thing about a backup. It's not, you know, they will lose a step if they go from Tua to Ryan Tannehill. Tua is better than Ryan Tannehill.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Can he win you a game or two? Can the backup quarterback win you a game or two? And Ryan Tannehill can.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Does Carson Wentz have an illusion? Because he's the backup now in Kansas City.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
I think Mahomes has total job security. I don't know.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Yeah, he loves the game. It's a coach's call. He loves it.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
It means you don't have one.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
By the way, Ryan Tannehill has made nearly $200 million. He's fine on the money front.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Are you saying Tannehill has too much pride where he will not allow himself to be a backup? He has to wait for someone to get hurt?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Were you not going to tell anyone?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
So Poppy's not here. Dan is up in New York. He is covering Jets and Giants training camp for us. Hold on.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
That's just a technicality. No, that's shocking to me. I imagine Greg Cody to be a great dancer. Yes. Really? That's odd. I don't know why. I hide on a dance floor.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Wait, can you paint that picture for us, hiding on the dance floor? Like, how do you do that?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Yeah, but you're on the edges, and people could judge you, and that's what he's trying to prevent.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
And that's it?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Oh Tannahill, oh Tannahill, your future makes us swoon. You throw when summer days are bright. You throw when winter snow is white. Oh Tannahill, oh Tannahill, sidestep, tip, passes, and we'll love you. Oh Tannahill, oh Tannahill, you give us so much pleasure. You're not Cleo Lemon on the run. You're not lame Joey Harrington. Oh, Tannehill, oh, Tannehill, please bring us NFL treasure.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
You actually think that I'm going to be a season-long golden oldie?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Showing up at 41 games to dance? I don't think they're at all of them.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
What if he's a great dancer?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
So, Greg, if this helps at all, Greg, they only perform 10 games per season. There you go.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Greg, that's right up your ass, man. I've been waiting for this your entire life.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
No, I think this is a side hustle. I think you can have the Golden Oldies out to, like, a birthday party. Can you imagine? Yeah.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Greg, you show up to this thing. Mike is right. You show up, okay? It starts at 12, but you're done at 12.05. You just show up and tell them you want to be on the team. You're on the team.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Oh, Tannehill, oh, Tannehill, you fill our hearts with music. Okay, you aren't RG3. Okay, you aren't Andrew Luck. Well, we, well, we don't give a darn. We love you, oh, Tannehill.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
That'll make me smile. G.J. Harrington.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Right. I would say Cleo Lemon is actually the name that makes me smile in that song. It does. Yes. It's just the perfectly ghastly name for a professional athlete to have.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Are you asking?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
No, but I love that you have a flurry of Stugatz takes at the very end of that. I think that's what it means talking about. It made me feel good. You lowered the bar. Listen. People around here think perhaps I had a bad year. Go listen to best dismissals, okay? I had a year. Oh, did I have a year? I dismissed at the highest of levels.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
I mean, he did. I was like, oh, my God. First Ballot Hall of Famer, please. Information that would have been helpful yesterday.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
I am rattled, Amin, because I walked in today, and every Tuesday I could bank on a couple of things. A smiling Greg Cody and a hug from Greg Cody. And today I walked in, and for the first time that I can remember, Greg Cody was in a bad mood. A bad mood. A sour mood. And I thought he was mad at me. He didn't get up. He barely said hello. There was no hug. There was no embracing.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
And so I don't know if you experienced the same Greg Cody as I did, but I am wondering what is going on this morning with Greg Cody.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
It's like House of Cards. That's Chopra right there. How many yeses do I need to get?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
It's not fair. I mean, no one wants Greg out of the league. He's the star of the league.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
So you created this misery index and you have to look it up. You don't know the five teams.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
I mean, you owe $50. All right. Here it is right here.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
Do you want to explain your misery index? I mean, I know you explained how you went about it, but is it the most miserable fan base? Like, what is it?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote. Golden Oldies. Collision Course.
So the fan bases that have the right to be the most frustrated with their teams. Okay. Right. All right.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I'll look it up for you, Greg.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Who knows a year of their clothing? It's not an automobile. Okay, that hasn't been ironed in a decade. I'm driving a 1989 shirt. You know, nobody knows a year of a shirt.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
The only interesting thing about this shirt, it's not made out of cloth. It's actually made out of paper.