The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Tue, 04 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: How does the podcast start with tequila?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Mike Ryan has that look in his eye for wherever it is that you get your Mount Rushmore fixes. For some reason, I think all of us, I think everybody here, this might be the new 80s or 90s baseball, what that was once upon a time, where we all liked doing Mount Rushmores around here. I think everybody likes doing Mount Rushmores. But happier than Mike Ryan today.
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Chapter 2: What is the Boost Mobile caller segment about?
I saw it as a streak across Jessica's eyes because... Being in the chat when the chat is competing to be clever at my expense is one of the funniest places to exist in the history of our show, where the creative community is enjoying being creative, mocking me. I miss that community. I feel like Jessica got, if not introduced to it, I saw it on her face as she was watching them be clever.
And I've been disappointed that those people haven't come over and helped our sponsor Boost Mobile when it comes to telephone calls. that those people have been better in the shadows, not performing, just sort of being anonymous and being in a YouTube chat. And it's easier to be clever there than when it is you have to perform. These callers have been disappointing to me, Chris Cody.
I have found that Boost Mobile has not got its money's worth sponsoring this segment as we've asked for better and better takes with a phone number that has been purchased and has Gatz's name on it. Why are you shaking your head no?
Because I couldn't disagree more. I thought the last montage we did of Callers had multiple funny hot takes on it. We have another one here. It's almost two minutes long, and I feel really good about it. It's presented by Boost Mobile, the boldest take from the weekend, and it's the newest 5G network in the country, Dan, so get it together.
And they're definitely getting their money's worth, co-founder Dan Lebitard. And, you know, I got to say, my notes with the last segment that we did is for you. I feel like you were just so defeated that you just assumed that it was going to be a bad segment, and the last one was really good. I think we turned the ship around.
Fatty veneers.
So let's get to our latest montage of callers giving their boldest take.
Greg, Billy was giving you good material there, and you were just giggling at it, it seemed like.
No, Paul, I was talking to the directors. Ha ha, that's a fine. Good thing we stopped there. All right, let's play this montage of the boldest takes.
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Chapter 3: Why is the NFL Combine being debated?
People did seem to like Steve as the guy who always got run over. And yeah, you're probably in the minority on not liking him, right? Miranda?
No, like, come on, Steve. You got a good thing. Like, what's going on here? But then in the reboot, which is apparently not canon. She's putting poor Steve through the wringer. You just feel bad.
It's like, oh, my wife left me because I'm deaf now. Like, that's tough.
He's just aging. It's awful.
Not canon.
Miranda?
Greg Cody has a take that I have not heard a lot of as I have seen football explode and any kind of football content to be something somehow that never gets old, that people cannot get enough of. Oh, Debo Samuel was traded over the weekend. Give me football information wherever it is that you have it. Greg Cody. is down on the NFL Combine. He says it's unnecessary. Right.
I thought it was interesting what Cam Ward said in explaining why he wasn't going to throw at the NFL Combine. And he basically said, y'all got five years of tape on me throwing. That should be enough. I'm paraphrasing, but that's essentially what he said. He's not wrong. I think it's a couple of weeks of content for the media.
I don't think fans particularly care to see whether somebody ran a 4.37 or a 4.4. You can't say that.
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Chapter 4: What's the story behind the corndog eating contest?
That's incredible by you.
Yeah, I got into it with Domino. I'm trying to find the time to make myself available to go see Domino wrestle.
Where was this event?
Maybe involve myself in a match. Who's to say? I haven't spoken to Domino about that. We'll see what happens. Where was this? This was actually at the grand opening of a restaurant that's coming out. That's why the burger meeting was there. We were tasting the burgers and the chicken tenders that they have. They also have homemade ice cream sandwiches. It was delicious.
All of it.
I want to be in a secret burger society. It's hard to get into. You have to subscribe to BurgerBee's Patreon. Domino will be at our Domino tournament, maybe.
Is that who your dad's fighting? No, it's an NFL legend. It's an NFL legend. Your dad is fighting this NFL legend.
He's going to destroy this NFL legend. In a fight to the death. I'm going to just say he's going to destroy this NFL legend, and you'll have to wait for more information on this subject. Is Domino indeed coming to our Domino tournament?
Is this the invite? Well, Domino, you're invited, friends. Come on down to the tournament.
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Chapter 5: Who is Domino and why is he important?
Good for him.
Gordo Howe.
So mean.
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