The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Great Billboard Compromise of 2024
Wed, 01 Jan
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The Florida Panthers reportedly canceled on Jason Taylor in order for Jack Nicklaus to bang the drum tonight. Was that the right decision? This sparks a debate in the room... Drive for your life: Jack Nicklaus at 84 years old or Chris Cote? Then, Netflix is a winner all of a sudden as the streaming wars continue to dominate the future of television. Plus, Greg's neighborhood parking situation, Against the Spread, and a compromise on the "McOverrated" billboard in Edmonton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why did the Florida Panthers choose Jack Nicklaus over Jason Taylor?
Yeah, bullshit. Okay. My man, Greg, came around. But Greg thinks it's a brilliant idea, and Greg badly wants to do it because Maximum Me.
Thank you. It's a great billboard, too, especially because the likeness of me is from, like, 1985. That's what's great. I look youthful.
Well, it's just a musty, musty photo. It's me, Maximum, by the way. All this is dumb. The Oilers are really good after a three-game losing streak. It's just as funny after. It's not funnier. They got to win. They got to beat a good team. You wake up in Edmonton and the billboards are there.
They got to beat a really good team. A team that's hard to beat. A team that, on the balance of the entire series, probably shouldn't be down 3-1. It's a good team. This show is playing Panther-like defense right now. Swarming. The show's forecheck right now is overwhelming.
Edmonton should wake up to that billboard after the Cats raise the cup tonight. That's what should happen. And you know it. And you know it.
But they can't unless Dan puts the order in now. That's the point.
But the order in now is contingent on the Panthers winning. And if they don't win, you eat the deposit. You eat the deposit if the Cats lose. Eat the deposit?
I've seen the quotes. We'll live. Okay. They're not that expensive. It's fine. Trust me. It's like a fourth of your four stops on a flight to Edmonton. Oh, good. Great. We're good. Greg, I do want to celebrate how pathetic your mustache is one week into this experiment. You're going to keep it up, right? This has been met. Your wife hates it. She must hate what's happening.
Well, she's mocking it right now more than hating it. Give her time to hate.
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Chapter 5: How does DoorDash enhance the game day experience?
These could go up in a way that if the Panthers lose tonight, people streaming into Edmonton for Game 6 would be seeing billboards of Greg Cody saying Greg Cody was right. But that's not funny. If they lose game five, I don't understand.
I think it's funny. Because we're the idiots? Yeah, but at the end of it, I just want to understand what you guys think. You guys are of the belief that what is going to happen here is we're going to put up billboards, and then 40 years from now, somebody's going to say, do you remember that time that the Levitard show cost Florida money?
And the Panthers, the Stanley Cup by putting up a billboard. Yeah, that legacy will be carried on through my children. That's funny. Because I would hold you personally responsible. That's funny. It's not funny. Okay, because you take this very seriously. Yeah, well, I'm sorry. It's only the hardest trophy in sports to win, damn.
My daughter will be impressed that, wait, this guy that everyone hates, he used to be your boss? Like, yes, honey. The thing that I'm laughing about is that you guys think that we have any control over how the hardest trophy in sports is won. Like, that's the part that's funniest to me. Okay, yeah, superstitions are stupid. The second funniest part to me is that this particular person.
This hockey expert is saying something that we could say as the most common sports radio argument that we present to the aliens as what's the dumbest things humans do. They take something that's great and they argue about whether it's underrated or overrated or properly rated when everyone rates it differently. It's almost the dumbest sports argument ever.
This guy who's clearly great at skating on razor blades faster than everyone else and doing things with the puck that change the way the sport is played, even though Barkoff is on the other side, that we can affect it by putting an old man's picture up who's got bronchitis and can't get through a segment without whistle wheezing.
You're only going to make Greg Cody and fans of just anarchy happy. You're going to make most of this market upset. You're certainly going to make all the other markets upset by being so brash. It's going to be a terrible look for us if they lose tonight. Go back to Edmonton while you have celebratory billboards up. You're doing it for a small fraction of folks.
we're looking you do you not care for us most we're asking you to not do this most people won't get the joke it'll just make us look unorganized and be like why did they do that before they won like no but like we we're the three biggest panther panther fans that you know we're all looking at you asking you please maybe don't do this maybe your brand and all that maybe you can do all those hijinks after we actually win but on the front end maybe just maybe let's see if we can do something for the first time in franchise history please
The man said that Conor McDavid plays seven minutes a night.
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