The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Reacting To Mack Brown's Firing And Weight Loss (feat. Steve Hely)
Tue, 26 Nov 2024
Greg Cote takes a Victory Lap after being very, very right about the Houston Texans, but it leads to a debate over Greg's weight and whether or not Dan could pick him up. Then, Mack Brown has been fired by the North Carolina Tar Heels, but instead of focusing on the details of his tenure at Carolina, we're back to weight talk. Whatcha think for ol' Mack Brown? 210? 220? More? Less? Does he weigh himself at Publix? Plus, Steve Hely is an author and comedy writer who wrote the book "How I Became a Famous Novelist," and he's here to give Stugotz a Top 5 Ways To Game The System And Land On The New York Times Best Seller List. Also, Urban Meyer doesn't seem to remember anyone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the details about Mack Brown's firing?
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Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Cuervo.
Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
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Chapter 2: How did Greg Cote get it right about the Texans?
Chapter 3: What are the best ways to game the system for a bestseller?
Chapter 4: How does weight discussion tie into sports commentary?
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff.
Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Cuervo.
Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Peloton in this episode?
Here's a quote from before the season. I'm feeling the best I have in 20 years.
Number three. Okay, B for old people. Like, young people are on TikTok. They're not reading books. If this is for kids, I mean, there is a kids bestseller list. You could go that way. Oh, I like that. Stugatz for the kids, illustrated edition. But other than that, you need to be hitting, like, a 55-year-old woman who reads a lot of books in a year.
And unfortunately for you, I don't think you're exactly positioned for that. Don't hit a 55-year-old woman, Stugatz.
No. Apparently the photo that we threw up there, though, was from the James Madison game this season.
Oh, wow. Yeah, that changes everything.
Wow, so the scoreboard at halftime was the second most embarrassing thing that game. Number two.
Okay, explain why everything's fucked. There's a lot of books on the bestseller list that are about why we're in the predicament we are, like what's going wrong with society. Don't know if you cover that, Stugatz. I don't think this is kind of your channel.
This is not shaping up great. He'll do well with 55-year-old men. You made it 55-year-old women, but it can be 55-year-old men, right?
Sadly, women read a lot more than men. I don't know if that'll sound like a shock to you guys, but women are cranking through books and men read like one book a year. So you're on an uphill battle if your target audience is men.
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Chapter 7: What are the humorous moments in this episode?
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff.
Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Cuervo.
Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
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