The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Thu, 10 Apr 2025
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Chapter 1: What is the story behind tequila?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo.
Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
Chapter 2: Why do people grab fries from others' tables?
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching band to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Chapter 3: What embarrassing memories are shared about past events?
I'm realizing and sinking into the sewage that is looking at that photo and being terribly embarrassed. I am now remembering that Mike Ryan was taking me to that big popular race so that I could move and shake with hugely important people.
That's how I dress to be like hobnobbing in the most exclusive of areas with the celebrities because Mike Ryan wanted to show everybody how Dan Lebitard would look post ESPN. And that's how he looked, ladies and gentlemen. We showed him.
Yeah, I think Mike needs to take a little ownership of his admiring finger pointed at Tyreek Hill. Like, look at this.
Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Tyreek Hill photo?
That's not Tyreek Hill. Okay, this is, oh my God. All right, no, don't say it's your eyesight. I don't have my glasses on. Don't say it's your eyesight. I don't have my glasses on. Okay, get out of here.
There was no photo. Mike, just out, out, out, out.
Jesus. No, don't make it your glasses.
No, no, it is my glasses.
Don't make it your glasses. You weren't listening either earlier in the show. Get out. What was said? That Tyreek Hill photo wasn't put out publicly. You need to get out.
Oh, wow. I think it should be. I'll track it down and put it out.
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Chapter 5: What hidden treasures are revealed about old blog items?
You should break it. Mike, you should leak it to him. I'm trying to see if it was ever on my phone.
Random evidence of a cluttered blog item. Is that thing still around? No. Aw. What a run. When did that die?
I think it died. Like eight years ago, probably.
Pandemic casualty.
Around the podcast time. Now he does podcasts.
Chris, you are so disrespectful to knowledge about your father's career.
I know of it. I've seen of it. You thought it was still here.
But I'm not out here.
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Chapter 6: How did the discussion of fashion lead to personal stories?
Look, okay? I have found more photos of very clearly the SNL guy, though. That was cool because he was like looking at like, oh, look at these guys.
Wait a minute. And now he would be the biggest star there.
But can you guys, can you guys please, like what you're doing is really offensive. You say the SNL guy. Not only is he good, he's the one who did Immigrant Dad with Chappelle. He's representing Miami in Young Comedy. And he has a name, but I don't know it. And we're being really disrespectful.
Marcelo.
by not knowing it. This is a person in Miami who should matter to people as a funny person, funny person bringing Hispanic humor to SNL. And back then, he was just a young man looking up to his hero who was dressed that way.
He's wearing a Lebo hat in this photo, too. He was a big fan. We should have him on, Dan. Is that Daniel Tosh? Has to be. It's not.
Wait, there's a comedian from Miami that we haven't had on the show that's on SNL that went to the same high school as Billy?
That likes Dan?
Yeah, and he used to respect me, and I dressed that way. And there's photographic proof forever because the internet is forever.
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Chapter 7: What challenges arise when trying to get water?
Let's be honest. Mike, I don't know anything about style, and I'm sure that your style was a good one.
I came over from officiating intramurals earlier. Beetlejuice.
Actually, that's a great point, Mike. We've retired that shirt since, right?
It might get back in the rotation. I've lost weight. Were you wearing a blousey shirt, too? No, that wasn't blousey at the time.
Because that was my blousiest. Fill that sucker out. Look, I know Chris and his dad wore some of those shirts on that cruise. That was dinner. Whenever mom wants one night out, we're going to the damn cruise ship restaurant and you boys are going to dress up. I am certain that Chris Cody brought out one of the rumpled blousy shirts that fat man everywhere can identify with.
Where'd my dad go? I just realized that. He got kicked out.
It's the penalty box. Does he not know how this works?
He's just chilling watching the show.
Does he not know that the penalty box, two minutes for lying, how does he not know how the show works? How? What does he do? Please explain to me. Producer, son, explain to me. What happened with your father that he doesn't know a two-minute penalty for lying and for making the mistake that two black men looked alike?
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Chapter 8: What flavors are available in the soda dispenser?
You were about to send me out to get water, and then you go on a tangent. You're going down a side street here.
God, the voice. Well, he's the one agitating me. Chris, why is your father... You can stop it there. I don't know.
I will move on with the show in a moment. That Luka Doncic story is a cool one. Great story. I just want to understand. Someone who's trying to help us do the show, I send them to the penalty box. He wanders out and then sits on a couch for 10 minutes and watches our show. Watches us work.
Good segment. No, I enjoyed it.
Was Stugatz out there?
Where is Stugatz? I did not see him. That's a mystery to be solved.
Go get water. Mike, can we get an update? Go get water and let me get to this Lucas story. Thank you. I'm sorry to our audience that this has been this discombobulated. I really don't know where Stugatz went. And I'm confused.
Let's reset. Call yourself a co-host.
Stouffer Stovetop.
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