Marcelo
Appearances
Giggly Squad
Giggling about boob jobs, body scans, and stoner energy
He was, no, he was being so funny. He goes, so you said when the rumor came out that we were dating, I responded and said, fuck yeah? I've never said fuck yeah. Anytime in my, I would never say fuck yeah. I go, sorry, did you say kick ass? Like, what did you say exactly?
Giggly Squad
Giggling about boob jobs, body scans, and stoner energy
So he goes, how did you get my number? He did not say, fuck yeah.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about boob jobs, body scans, and stoner energy
He was having the best time of his life. He's like, he's like, my wife isn't around. We're getting ice cream before dinner.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about boob jobs, body scans, and stoner energy
And Skylar, so like he's busting balls with him. He's like, you're not going to let everyone in line touch it. You just throw it back. No, we took our sons to the game. So then Skylar starts laughing hysterically. They have a whole thing.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about boob jobs, body scans, and stoner energy
That was your practice to become a podcaster. I was like, mom.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about boob jobs, body scans, and stoner energy
And he goes, because my girlfriend, she was trying to open the car and something poked her. Punctured her? And she punctured, and it blew up her breast implant. And I was like, okay, noted. Thank you.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about boob jobs, body scans, and stoner energy
Imagine Chris just brings this fucking douchebag who's like, you guys aren't even funny and like heckles us on the ground. He's just heckling us the whole time.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about boob jobs, body scans, and stoner energy
Definitely not strifling. Definitely not. Wait, strifling is my life, though. Not important? No, I've been strifling.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
You led a horse to water.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
He wouldn't let me go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
There's a garbage can in our office.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Don Levitard. Greg, how's your birthday going so far?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Stugatz. That sounds like not a super nice night. The debate. Old people love that shit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
He just happens to remember where he was. It's different. I was probably at home.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Let's clarify. It's a where were you moment for fans of the NBA. Correct.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Is this on the top five? Ooh, I want to find out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
I agree with Chris. I was sad. I think like the entire trade week was pretty heartbreaking. And we saw this level of emotion from him then. So to see him come back, I think it adds weight because we already know how meaningful the city was to him and how he was really just taken aback and stunned by the trade. So when he came back, they played the video for him. He was emotional.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
And then he ended up having a... Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Marcelo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Wait, there's a comedian from Miami that we haven't had on the show that's on SNL that went to the same high school as Billy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
I'm trying to get the video team to put up side by side what I wore that day and what you wore that day. Because, Dan, it's difficult to dress stylishly when it's 106 degrees with the heat index. I feel you. But there's a way to do it. And unfortunately, you failed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Yeah, thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Yes. I'll teach you some pointers. Well, my wife has. F1's back in Miami in three weeks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Pun intended. I think the wheels are in motion for F1 Miami this year, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Yes. And now that I think about it, you started changing your personal style. It's not too far after this photo was on the Internet. Are those two things connected?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Chris was trying to blame Valerie back here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
There's also tequila in that bottle.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Actually, that's a great point, Mike. We've retired that shirt since, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
That's because your generation just pillaged the earth of all of its natural resources. We're trying to save it. One saved plastic bottle at a time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Was Stugatz out there?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Stouffer Stovetop.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
I wish we were doing this on April 1st so he could have gotten got by the Bevy April Fool's jokes, Chris.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
Is the tap water in Miami not safe?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Oat Creamer and Strawberry Lemongrass Water
His generation already has lead poisoning also, to be fair.