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Chapter 1: What are the hosts' latest updates and upcoming shows?
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Chapter 2: Why did Denise Richards' breast implants rupture?
You said a really important quote this morning. You said if someone sees a breakup and they immediately think, what did the girl do? That's mental illness, right? No, that's so scary. For relationships, it takes two to tango. In the history of anyone breaking up, when has the girl ever done anything?
No, but there's rarely one person that's the devil and one's great. Then why would you be together for so long? But I do have to say, I feel like also in terms of reflecting, I feel like girls after breakups will talk to their friends and be like, how did I end up in this? How can I do better? What's the thing?
And then guys will sit together and be like, who would win in a fight, a bear or a tiger? I do have to say for anyone going through a breakup right now, breakups to me are like corporate jobs. You're not actually going to get a raise unless you leave and get another job. You guys, I was 29, single during COVID, living with my mom, dad, and four cats. She looked at me.
She looked at me and she had that honest mom moment where she was like, do we want to, like, is there anything you could have done differently? And I looked her right in the eye and I said, nobody got away. Yeah, I feel like that too. Nobody got away.
Have you ever been broken up with?
The only times I've been broken up with have been like messy situationships. You know, the like two month there that like- Oh, a situationship. Oh, a situationship will fuck me up. Yeah, those are all, I've never, like someone said to me like, oh, are your exes reaching out now that you like got a Netflix special or whatever?
All my real relationships that have been like over a year have been like two people who know each other that I've gotten out of, thank God.
I one time mourned a situationship that was two months for three years. Wow.
those are the ones because you don't actually know them yeah so I made up a whole scenario about this man I don't think anyone's been upset about a breakup once you know the person because you're like yeah I'll miss that but also that I've had guys who I fully have been so into that my mom was like can you break up with them and I would be like okay and then you find someone else but I've definitely in the wise words of Kimberly Noel Kardashian I didn't come this far to come this far and not be happy
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Chapter 3: What are the health risks associated with breast implants?
I don't know if we have space for him to bring a friend. It's sold out. We'll have to talk to our people. Who's your friend? Who's your friend?
I don't know. I hadn't picked one yet. I don't know if I had that privilege yet.
Yes, of course you can bring a friend, but preferably not like bad energy.
Imagine Chris just brings this fucking douchebag who's like, you guys aren't even funny and like heckles us on the ground. He's just heckling us the whole time.
And I'm like, is that just Chris's friend that we told him he shouldn't bring? We're doing a Chris reveal for Radio City. Also, my Nana is coming. She already has her dress. She's so funny. I'm obsessed. She bought, she was like, can you get me these boots? Because I wanted to get her shoes for it. And she was like, make sure they're pointed toe or I won't wear them. I was like, you are Paige.
Same.
But like same Zs. Imagine being 83 and being like, I'm not wearing your not pointed toe boots.
Hannah, one of my favorite moments from your fucking wedding was Nana complaining about her shoes and how like she just was like, oh, I just can't believe I have to wear these.
Oh, yeah, because she had a stroke. She broke her hip. Like, she's had breast cancer, and she refuses to wear flats.
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