Hannah
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Maybe that's a good thing. I mean, are we going to have a date on television this time? No.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
If it's a tie.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Okay, okay. I'll do rock, paper, scissors for a date. Okay. You will?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Who's calling?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
It is. How can I help you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Wow, there's a lot of you on the line there. Hi. We're a radio show.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, wow. How'd you hear about that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Is that what I heard? It was more of an O, but yeah, we can go with ugh.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I'm not quite sure what he told you, but it's most of what I just said. Sounds like everything. Well, I guess the news thing was kind of the issue.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
That part's true, but I don't know if he told you that he actually noticed the news people first and kind of ran over to them because he said it was his dream to be on the local news.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I mean, I don't know if it was fame hungry, but just like the whole thing was just really like just too much.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
So apparently the local news was doing a story about some kind of purse snatcher, an event that had like literally just happened that night. Oh, no.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
No, it was not generic. And apparently this has been happening repeatedly in the area. Okay. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
And this is where it gets really creepy and weird. Creepy? Yeah. Yeah, he mentioned that he saw the guy, the purse snatcher guy, while we were walking into the restaurant for our date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I don't know. I mean, he said he's, like, giving the guy, the news reporter, a physical description. Like, this guy's got shifty eyes. He might have had something under his jacket. What?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Or is that what you're thinking? That's what it seems like. And then, like... He goes through this whole description of this purse snatcher person and then looks right into the camera and says, and if you don't believe me, just ask my girlfriend and then kind of pulls me into the frame.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
he did mention that you were on tv for a bit but i didn't realize that was how no he like yanked me into the frame i was kind of standing off to the side like deciding whether or not i should just dip so did you show off your man or what uh this was our first date and i i mean the park was nice the date was nice but at this point i'm like wait you're talking about me like i'm your girlfriend we've only known each other for like three hours
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
And the best part is afterwards, he tells me that he's super proud of me and I did great on camera. Oh, you did?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
No, no, no. He made it like I'm his girlfriend and that if the news people don't believe him, then he can just double check with me because I saw the guy too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Ask my boyfriend.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Thanks for the chat. Hey, Hannah. Hey. Hey, big guy. How's it going? Oh, big guy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
We saw a guy, we saw lots of guys, but that doesn't mean that he's the purse snatcher and that you have to go on camera.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Yeah, he looked a little sketchy, but I don't know that that's the purse snatcher and I'm not going to go accusing him of being the purse snatcher on local TV.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
No. Was he holding several purses? That's the key. No, he was just walking by quickly in a dark outfit.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
He's good at his craft. He wasn't wearing a trench coat or anything. It wasn't like he was hiding stuff under the coat. So he's like a normal person.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Yeah, you were describing him, and I was trying to help you find the word. I was like, you mean, you said he had something on his head. I'm like, oh, do you mean a bandana? Wait, did you say that on television? Yes.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
By the way, 10 minutes ago, I go up to Paige and I go, have you tried this Charlotte Tilbury like blush stick thing? It's so good. And she's like, yeah, we've known about it for four fucking years. Where the fuck have you been? And I was like, okay, I was just recommending a product. No, that hive, it is good.
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So bad. Wait, that's incredible.
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Yeah, they're like, I drank my Lumify. No, you guys, we're going to say it again and we shouldn't have to say this. We are not doctors. Also, you were in Miami and you were going out to dinner with people who were not me. I knew you were going to bring this up. I don't mean it in a negative way. I just want to know, how was it?
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Back to the OG days when we drive to the Hamptons on like a Thursday and you'd be just in sunglasses like about to puke. And I was like, what did you do Wednesday night?
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And you used all your eye drops on your pimple.
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Hot take. Ich will, dass der Miami-Airport besser ist. Because when I go to Miami, I love Miami. The airport, I don't know if it's because they don't pay income tax. I don't know what the science is. But they've left it for debt.
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Miami Airport gives everyone retired, and they're in Boca right now, who ran it.
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You can't even walk. Like there's nowhere to stand. Walk?
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I bought three of those little things of olives, which was a bad choice, but I panicked. And I was like shoving olives in my mouth for a snack. So yeah, like when we've traveled to a lot of horrific airports, Miami, you could do better. Miami can do way better. And I know we're like cocky because we have fancy LaGuardia and Newark, which took years of our lives.
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It's good and it's like fun to put on. No, I was talking to someone Und sie sagten so etwas wie, oh ja, Big ist so heiß. Und ich so, Hot Take, ich bin nicht in ihn. Ja, er sah müde aus, was ich glaube, ist heiß. Und er hatte einen Fahrer.
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We take it for granted.
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Like I'll be somewhere and I have to fly somewhere else. And they were like, you can't. And I'm like, it's a plane. No, wait, no.
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That's why we drive five hours to places because there's no direct flights. No. And I'm not stopping. One thing about me.
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Even though planes have been falling out of the sky, I've had this real, like, if it's meant to happen, it's meant to happen vibe about it. I was on a flight yesterday, and these two... Talk about karma. This one woman in the front... You're supposed to check your bag. She gets away with it somehow and I watch her get around the guy and she doesn't have to check her bag.
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Gets there, they're like, ma'am, you gotta check your bag. And then the bathroom starts to flood and she's in the first row and the rug that you're on is literally getting wet. And I'm sitting there just watching this and she's losing her mind. And I was like, that's what happens when you don't check your bag.
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Side note, why do they feed you like you're in Little League? I do not need pretzels and a cheese stick. Give me hummus. Give me popcorn. Give me something nice. I don't know.
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Wo fuhrst du immer? Nein, ich liebe, dass er einen Fahrer hatte. Das gab Rich. Es gab Rich.
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Where are we missing? Apparently there was a Shake Shack one and people were like complaining like I don't want my... Also, like, I'm not asking for much. What about a Pop-Tart? Just like a s'mores Pop-Tart. I'm not asking for the craziest things. I don't want mustard pretzels at 7am. Or they're either too healthy or too unhealthy. I don't need a quinoa with a tarragon sauce.
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It's a literal brick.
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It's literally that. Or it's like the saltiest 500 calorie two pretzels you've ever seen. Anyway, I'm not happy about it. So anyway, that's why... Oh, I have one more note. If you're a pilot, don't practice your material on me on the plane. When it's 8 a.m. and these guys start trying their one-liners, start your own podcast or crash the plane. I don't want to be a part of this. It's 8 a.m.
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and I want to be asleep and not worry about things. The only people that can be funny are actually the steward-eye. Weil sie diese verdammten Frauen oder Gays sind. Sie können lustig sein. Absolut. Eine weitere Frage. Ja. Ich habe viele Gedanken. Ja. Ich bin gerade immer in einer Tipping-Kultur. Ich bin... I know what you're gonna say. Have you ever tipped a stewardess?
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I'm like, we literally have to tip an iPad. But no one ever tips a stewardess when they're literally like waking people up, which they shouldn't, that should be illegal. But like, they talk about one-on-one. Yep.
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Wait, now I'm upset. Do they stand there when you're walking off because they want to be tipped? I've never seen a tip. No. But then sometimes I wonder, am I insulting someone if I give them a $5 bill? Yeah. If you're tipping, you're throwing a 20.
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And at the end I was like, I don't have any cash, can I Venmo you? Oh yeah. And then he's like, I don't have Venmo. And I was like, no problem, I'll Zelle you. And I get out the car, try to Zelle him. Doesn't work. Text him, hey, how can I pay you? Cash up. I tried to download Cash App.
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Das ganze Ding. Du musst deine Karte reinlegen.
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Es ist gut, aber es ist so viel intimer, wenn man Venmo hat.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Es ist so schön.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Ich will nicht sehen, dass du deinen Freund für einen Long Island Iced Tea verwendet hast letzte Woche.
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Und jetzt muss ich mit dir freundlich sein. Ein neues Venmo kann invasiv sein. But it is good if you're bored.
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It's inappropriate, but if you're dating a new guy, find his Venmo and just, you'll learn more about him than if you're just like scrolling his Instagram for sure.
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Oh my gosh! Thank people for editing, going to get a haircut, more drinks. Oh, you pay your barber through Venmo?
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He's got a guy. He's got a guy. I love when guys have a guy.
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I'm bumping back up the weekly.
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Chris, on your birthday, we're going to get a guy to come and give you a haircut during the pod, okay? Wait, I love that. Chris just got so excited. I literally love that. This is what dreams are made of. How are your eggs doing? Are they scrambled? Are they sunny side up?
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Wait, so you're, sorry, you're doing your own shots.
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Okay, but you don't have to do it until you have your period.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So you only do shots for a week?
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I literally don't know what I'm going to have for breakfast tomorrow.
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They literally take up rent in New York City. Is it more expensive, I wonder, in New York City than somewhere else?
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And so that says it all. Also hot take, neither. Like literally there's more men in New York City. Why are we having to pick from two? Yeah. That's what I always tell my friends when they're in a pickle. I said there's more men in New York City.
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Or be like, why do I have these weird mental demons and my mom can't explain them to me?
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What if your brother's wife can't get pregnant? Well, that would be incest. My brother's sperm could not make a baby with my egg. That would be so highly illegal. I literally spent three days in Alabama.
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I was thinking about my friend's My Becca, who's a lesbian, I was like, do you want to use your brother's egg and put it in sperm? And you guys, I don't understand any of it. No, I understand. I just haven't talked about it. I think it's so good that you're explaining this because we don't know the details unless you like sit down.
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Also, I feel like our parents generation, this like wasn't as popular.
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Yeah, it's funny. I don't know anything about my eggs. Yeah. I say eggs weird.
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Well, are we synced up? Because I'm supposed to have mine on Tuesday. Okay, don't be jealous. Tuesday as in like tomorrow? Oh yeah, I'm like so PMS-y right now. I cried. Oh my, I'm crying over everything.
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He's never failed you.
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Ich habe Ravioli in meiner Ordnung. Das freut mich mit so einer 6-jährigen Scheiße. Was hat sie gemacht, um es zu verdienen?
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Kann ich sagen, dass das der größte verdammte Witz ist, den ich auf der Bühne nicht mache? Ich habe es einmal gemacht und es hat nicht so eine gute Antwort bekommen, also habe ich dann Verwirrung verloren. Okay, toll. Es ist wirklich unabhängig. Es müsste ausgeschlossen werden.
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Ich möchte einen Witz machen, warum es besser wird, wenn man älter wird und wie es besser wird, wenn man älter wird, weil wenn man in einen Pädophilen rennt, dann ist man so, oh, ich bin sicher. Ja. Because if you see any other man, you're scared unless he's a pedophile and you're like, phew. Yeah, wait. That might have legs. There's something there.
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Pedophiles are really scary unless you're in your 30s and all the other men are scary. Yeah. I didn't even get to all the things I've watched. Have you watched the Gabby Petito... I thought we were going to say the same thing.
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I wasn't a fan. I don't think it was that well done of a movie. Do you remember the apocalyptic one with Julia Roberts and stuff? It was on Netflix. It was called The End of Something. Oh, when they couldn't see. Oh no, that was different.
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Yeah, but it was really bad, but like...
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Ja, ja. Aber die Hamptons waren nur 20 Minuten weg. Es hat einfach keinen Sinn gemacht. Aber dann, als alle Teslas angefangen haben zu schrecken, und dann, als das große Boot angefangen hat, hat es mich angefangen zu schrecken, um zu sagen, ob sie uns für etwas beurteilen. Oh, wir starten Konspirationstheorien. Nein, lass uns nicht.
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Someone was talking about, what are they called? Preppers who are like prepping for the end of the world. And I was just thinking about like, I'd literally rather kill myself than talk to a doomsday prepper about Joe Rogan for like 24 hours.
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Like you don't want to be stuck with people who are preppers.
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Unless they have Pop-Tarts, I'm not going. Okay, so you're familiar with the Gabby Petito case. I am. Because we're journalists. Thank you. So this, if you're like, oh, I remember when it happened, because it happened pretty recently. They have so much footage and interviews from Gabby's like family of Gabby Petito. She falls in love with Brian Laundrie. I think that's his name. Yeah.
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And then they head to Florida. You get all these new details. His mom hated her. Like kind of thing where she didn't like that she was taking attention from him. Like real boy mom vibes. And she even had sent him a note at the end being like, I would bury a body for you. Like all this stuff. The mom? Yes. A note basically being like, if you killed someone, like I will protect you.
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I'll do anything you need. But Gabby, it shows how she started talking to her ex-boyfriend being like, I have to get out of this. Like, You can hit a man. Well, first of all, it's legal. But also, no girl hits a man for no reason. But they literally put him in a hotel for domestic... Violence. No, for people who were domestic victims, abuse victims. And she's stuck in the van.
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Because they think she did something. They could have saved her life that day.
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I don't know, my husband's ACL is torn and like I feel like I could run away from him. A hundred percent. But no, I know. In reality, he's 6'5". Yeah.
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I mean, I thought it like I could Ja, sie war verrückt. And they believe him. And then, weeks later, she's murdered. But this is the crazy part. No one knows where she is. The parents of her are texting the parents of his, being like, where's Gabby? I haven't heard from her. Your son isn't texting me back. What the fuck's going on? The parents aren't responding.
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Wer weiß. Shoutout zu Chris DiStefano, der mich fast in Probleme gebracht hat, weil er uns beim Knicks-Spiel gefilmt hat und ich ihm den Mittelfinger gegeben habe. Und dann hat er es gepostet und es sah so aus, als ob ich dem Mittelfinger einen Giggler gegeben habe, einen randomen Giggler, der mich filmt. Ich habe gesagt, nein, das war ein komedischer Mann, Ja, er hat es verdient.
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So police go up to Brian's parents and they go, hey, where's Gabby? And they go, you can talk to our attorney. And they're like, whoa, we're just checking in. Unpopular opinion.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. But this is the conspiracy theory. So everyone's looking for Brian Laundrie. And the parents are like, he's here. But like, the cops don't have the capability. Mhm. Mhm. And then the parents in one hour find him, I'm putting that in quotes, and his body was already decomposed.
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This is what they're saying on TikTok, that to identify him, they brought the teeth to a dentist, and that dentist was the mom's brother. There's a conspiracy, I don't know if this is accurate, but there's a conspiracy theory that he's still alive in South Africa. I mean, sorry, South America. Wow. No, like, it's a lot to process. How big is his tooth, though?
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Das Problem ist, es war wahrscheinlich nicht sein Teufel. Oh, I was still hung up. I'm like, so he took out all his teeth and he's in South America with dentures? That's a crime in itself. No, so that her brother, who's the dentist, was like, yeah, that's Brian. So that she could hide him in a different country.
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It's a rabbit. I was like, this is a real Scooby-Doo thing. She changed him into a rabbit with a magician and now he lives in her flower beds. So that's fucking horrible and scary. But one thing I did like about the documentary, it really shed a light on the victim. I hate when they're obsessed with the man and how fucking crazy he is.
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It was literally just being like, Gabby Petito was an amazing fucking person.
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Imagine texting the parents and them not responding to you when you say, do you know where your daughter is?
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Then we're wondering, why are the parents not in trouble for... Whatever it's called, like hiding a fugitive. Which is crazy. An accessory. They should be in jail too. Apparently he wanted to get her away from her friends and family kind of. So he brought her in a van to be like, let's do a van thing. Because that was kind of her dream.
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And she goes, I'm going to do a, then I'm going to make money and do like a YouTube van vlogging thing. And he didn't believe in it. He made fun of it. And now her vlog has millions of views.
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Posting him doing something?
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It's very interesting because it's like when you're in... Okay. Sorry. You don't know where my algorithm has taken me. Okay.
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See you in small claims court. We were so excited to announce the Vanity Fair thing purely because we knew the gigglers would be pumped the fuck up.
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Honestly, if any man's voice gets raised even slightly, I'm calling the police.
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I'd be like, okay, this is the fucking tea.
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No, yeah, because obviously you told on him if he's in trouble. Right. It's a very, very... Oh, sorry. I just, like... That was your inner... That was my inner child.
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Weird Transition, have you watched Babygirl? Yes. Okay, it's very controversial. Wait, this is controversial. What are your thoughts?
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You love choking.
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No, Nicole. So Gabby Bryan, one of my good friends, had the funniest response. She was like, first of all, no one's believing that Antonio Banderas has never given you an orgasm. No, that was wildly inappropriate.
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No, because in my head I'm like, wait, your husband's hot as fuck. Also Antonio Banderas will make you come just pronouncing his own name.
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So we have to leave. I leave tomorrow. You leave tomorrow. I leave Wednesday. This is my question. I got a spray tan a week ago.
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And then she was saying how she kept licking milk Ich dachte, er wäre so heiß. Er war so heiß. Aber dann sah ich ihn selbst sein, der britisch ist, mit einem seltsamen Haarschnitt. Und dann habe ich das... Ich liebe ihn und seine amerikanische Version.
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Um, but there's, there's theories that make it like a little more interesting. I thought it was fun. I just think there's like two types of people, people who were like, this was too much. And then people who were like, like, okay, you like made her drink milk, like do more.
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I was just like, it reminded me of the Barry Keoghan movie. Yeah. Like, They love getting a baby girl boy dancing to music awkwardly long.
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Can I get a spray tan again, even though this spray tan is not fully gone? Yeah, you just have to exfoliate it off. That sounds so intense.
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So, I want to say a spoiler. Okay, I'm going to say, spoiler alert. It's been out for so long. Fast forward, like the Charlotte Tilbury... Fast forward, but what makes it a little more interesting is, you know, it kind of doesn't make sense that like the dog attacks her and then he brings the dog back. And it seems just like very planned.
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And she's like, you just like get people like you understand me. You like saw me. Apparently, he's always been dating that girl. And that girl knew what she was like. And that girl told him the whole time. um das so zu machen, dass sie am Ende sagen könnte. Aber es ist lustig, dass sie am Ende nicht sagt, mach mich CEO. Sie sagt, lass mich in den YouTube-Videos sprechen.
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Das ist mein Ding, aber ich denke, es gibt einen Alter der Frau, in dem du... You kind of forget what young guys are like and you're like, wait, it would be fun to teach them.
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And I do have to say, I feel like in your 20s going a lot older, there's a weird power dynamic, but you're kind of prime time for Azadi right now.
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You're financially independent. You know who you are. You know what you want. An older man is not gonna like... A crisp 44? No, but also let's discuss how 44 is when their faces become like their men. Yeah, they're men. Like, no offense, but like, I see a 35-year-old guy now and I'm like, okay, you still have to call your mom. You still have to call your mom.
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How do you know when it's off? Like, my apartment's pretty dark.
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Wait, someone comes up and I look at you and you're like, no. And I'm like, sorry, we can't interview him right now. She's not interested. Sorry.
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What is interview... I'm not available. What is interesting with meeting these A-Listers that we're going to do is you know them, but then when you interview them, first of all, you get their vibe and you also see their actual height. I'm nervous that some celebs, I feel like I'm never going to be able to enjoy their movies again because I'll be friends with them now. Here's the thing though.
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Yeah, who's calling the shots? Yeah. Because you're a puppet. A little puppet.
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No, it'll be interesting. It'll be interesting. So to wrap this up, I caused some drama in an Elite. Amongst? Elite Daily posted a video of Fuck, Marry, Kill, Italian food. I saw. And... The cancellation was close. I wanted your opinion. Because at first I was like, I don't know if I said the right thing and I thought about it and I go, no, I'm going to double down. I think I was right.
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Tell them, fuck, marry, kill, lasagna, pizza or chicken parmesan and why?
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People fuck up lasagna.
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Also like, you always feel like it's too much lasagna. Not like too much, it's just, it's like the soup of pasta.
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I hate to say it, but lasagna is what people make when there's too many people at the party and you just want people to be fed.
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It's a casserole.
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Every kind, turn me around. Every hole, let's go. But chicken parmesan, like I respect, like I respect its mind.
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Dez has like a really good comedy bit about, about pizza.
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So know that. Des, I'm gonna ruin it, but this is one of my favorite jokes. He jokes that when people say like, oh, I don't like pineapple with pizza, and then he's like, why? And they're like, I don't know. It's like, oh, so you don't like something... Have you ever tried it? And they're like, no. And he said it's giving. When guys are like, oh, I would never date another man.
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It's like, what are you afraid? If you tried it, you'd like it. I've tried it though and I don't like it. I would never order it out of the blue. Yeah, and I would never order it over things.
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You have so many beauty accessories. Oh my god. It's insane. It's insane. But no, we're excited about Vanifair. We've never been on a red carpet and you bring people together. Never. So... I don't like... Tell your truth. Let me tell my truth.
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Unless it's kind of Caribbean.
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Yeah, and some people are obsessed with sweet and salty together.
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We have to promote two shows. Vegas and Salt Lake City with the Mormons. Who knew the Mormons were not buying tickets? I'm just kidding. We have actually a couple tickets left and we love the Mormon community. We take back everything we've said.
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I do have to say shout out to interviewers who do all these award shows, because you have to know everything about everyone, every movie they've done, any reference, what they're wearing. And I did ask that in the meeting. I said, no, if I forget a thing or two. But it's an after party, so they said that everyone's like, this is the last award show, they're just partying.
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So we're just there for literal vibes. Like only bringing a certain energy to the function, which we don't know what energy it's going to be yet. It's certainly not knowledge.
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You've done a gown before. You did the Caroline Herrera. I did Oscar de la Renta. Oscar de la Renta. Oscar. Oscar. I watched the SAG Awards to get us going last night. Live on Netflix. It was really good.
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Did you see that?
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Let me preface this by saying, I'm a huge Timothee Chalamet.
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We love Timothee Chalamet. Also, he's so New York, and as a New Yorker, I love him. When they said he won, he was like, ooh, yeah, what's good?
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Him and Kylie, we support. Yeah. Ich denke, er ist auf dieser verrückten Presse-Tour gewesen und er hat nichts mehr zu sagen. Denn er ist wirklich gut im Presse. Ich denke, er war auch ein bisschen aufgeregt. Hast du das gemerkt, als er seine Announcment gemacht hat? Er hat es kaputt gemacht und sagt, er hätte es zur Rehe gemacht. Vielleicht hatte er einen Tag. Er muss müde sein.
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Ich meine, die wütenden Mädchen halten sich bei einem Thread. Nein. A literal thread. I mean, they're Judy Garlanding themselves.
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Hello my galactic gigglers, this week is gonna be out of this world. Sorry, that was so millennial.
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I've never felt more aligned with the Wicked cast than I do right now. And we don't even have to hit any notes. We're not being chucked into the sky. So Timothy, honestly, I loved how he started it. He was like, let me just say, some people make it look effortless. It's not effortless, at least for me. I worked five years on this role.
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Und dann stoppt er und sagt, ich will nur sagen, ich bin hier, um der Größten aller Zeiten zu sein. Es gab einen Rapper. Aber wenn ein Rapper das sagt, bist du so, ja, Respekt.
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Er war so, ja, ich bin MVP. Ich bin hier, um der Beste aller Zeiten zu sein. Ich bin noch nicht da. Das ist ein Schritt. Ich will Viola Davis, Marlon Brando sein. Ich will der Beste sein. Und er geht raus.
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Fuck all you untalented fucks, I'm better than all of you. Was ich mit Timothy sagen muss, ich wünschte, dass er es beantwortet hätte. Ich bin so dankbar für dieses Wettbewerb und es ist so motivierend für mich, das Beste zu sein. Und ich bin so gespannt, so hart wie möglich zu arbeiten, um so großartig wie möglich zu sein und zu erfüllen, was auch immer. Und einfach zu sagen, danke euch so sehr.
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Du musst ein bisschen Respekt vor dem Publikum haben. Du bist vor Harrison Ford.
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Ich habe mich für meinen Starbucks gewartet, wie man es macht. Und dieser Kerl neben mir schaut, wie die Frau es macht. Und er sagt, weniger Foam. Oh, oh. Oh, never. But no one reacted. He was just like, hey, less foam. No one reacted. And like, I just thought if a woman had said less foam, she would have been arrested. Arrested.
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And it's not even me. And I would say, thank you so much. We've all been there where I'm like the color and shade of Macchiato is going to ruin my day. Yeah. But that's when you just say thank you and you move on.
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You take the L. Yep. But it's like, if he just added a please. Yeah. Or excuse me, can you add more foam?
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So sorry. Yeah. He literally just goes, more foam, please. No, no please. More foam.
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And I looked over like.
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A girl, of course. And she just kind of like nodded.
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The call is coming from inside the house.
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And he didn't even say thank you when he got it. How old was he? It was just a middle-aged white dude. Yeah, like 30s, 40s. This is my thing with Timothy. Then I thought about it again, because I was upset. He's manifesting.
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I know some comedians will write on their promotion, they'll be like, your favorite comedian, or that kind of thing, because people start thinking, oh, that's my favorite comedian. You say it to people, and then people start believing it. He literally was manifesting by saying, I want to be the greatest of all time. I just don't Sag das deinem Therapeuten.
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I'm like, can't do that, that's millennial. Yes. See, I identify as Gen Z, so I'm allowed to call people out as millennial. But also... I love my little millennials. We've been through so much together.
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Es gab keinen Bedarf dafür. Ja. It does remind me though, which one of my favorite speeches of all time was Snoop Dogg, when he goes, I want to thank me for getting me there. We're like, no girl can ever do that. No, we could never. There was one tennis girl that was like, I want to thank me, and it was like really cute, but everyone was like, okay, calm down.
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This is my thing. As a tennis player, I was always coached. And did I always do it? No. But I was told, speak with your racket. Es gibt viel Trash-Talk, es gibt viel zu sagen, ich bin besser als du, du verdienst das, was auch immer. Sprich mit deinem Racket. Und für ihn ist es so, sprich mit deinem Talent, welches er hat. Er ist auch, er ist, oh, ich liebe ihn.
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Er ist der lustigste, lustigste, süßeste Kerl. Ich denke, er fühlte sich nur in diesem Moment. It's just in front of all the most talented other actors. Like, I'm coming to be better than all of you sitting here. It felt like he was like, I'm gonna be better than all of you, just watch me. It was a very rap video. Yeah, it was. Which, you know what? New York, you're shit out.
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But let's keep an eye on him. Yeah. That's what I'll say about that. Side note.
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Oh yeah, oh fuck.
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I just think it was unnecessary because I actually think he can be one of the greatest of all time.
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Side note, just some tea. Friend Drescher comes up and I'm like, I miss her. What is going on with her? Because she's the president of SAG, which is a really tough job. I googled it. First thing I see is, you know her high school boyfriend, she married for like 20 years and he came out as gay. If you see the photos, you're like, well. Fran, that's on you.
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And they're like best friends. Obviously.
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No, but they were together for 20 years and then he came out as gay. But she's remarried, right? Yes, I believe so. But she found out because a tabloid was exposing him.
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Was? Grace, korrigiere mich, wenn ich falsch bin. Eine violette Beziehung. Blasphemie. Blasphemie. Periwinkle. I was so close. A lavender relationship, which is kind of fucked up because people see couples online instead of, because I guess it's not socially acceptable to be like gay. They just write lavender relationship.
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I'm only attracted to like very toxic couples. straight men. Yeah. I feel like life would have been easier. I love a toxic gay. I'm obsessed with a toxic gay. Some girls always end up with like gay guys.
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Which is like, I'd love to know the science behind it. Is it like, is their dad gay? I'd also love to know the science behind it.
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I do have to say, when I see a hot gay, I'm so turned on because I'm like, You hate me. You loathe how I was born. That is my biggest fucking turn on. Also I think it's my own insecurities because I'm like the gayest straight girl ever. Yeah. I want a man to make me feel like a little dainty girly flower without having to change myself. Yeah. So that's why I've
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What did I write?
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Hello, my grand gigglers. Oh, how fancy. We're having fun with character acting.
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And that's self-control and that's boundaries and that's self-control.
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i do have to say this is a random thought but about children um i've never both your dad and your brother's name is gary i've never seen a baby named gary
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It's just where are all the there's adult Gary's, but I've never seen a toddler Gary where it's like, hi, little Gary. Like, it's not a thing. It's like Greg. You've never seen a baby named Greg. No, no, that's so true. Honestly. Yeah. It's funny, my brother and my dad have the same name too, Dan. But my dad was Danny and my brother was Daniel. What did you guys do? Gary Jr. ?
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I know because it's like we can't get the last name. Can we get the first name at least? Right.
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Are women even allowed to talk in 2025? It's so crazy. I wore the sorry I'm on voice rest sweatshirt and I've worn it before at the airport because it's like my favorite sweatshirt. I am getting bad luck this trip. The second I got to the airport.
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No, a guy just is like, what does your sweatshirt say? And I'm like, oh no. And then they read it and they go, oh, are you on voice rest? And I'm like, this conversation is like 10 minutes too long already. Like you're just like, shh. And then like I got on a flight and someone stopped me. What is your switch?
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And because it's like a sentence, they like look at you for like, it feels like three minutes too long.
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And I was like, do I have to flip this sweatshirt inside out? Because I'm getting like harassed.
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What are you searching on your phone?
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Okay. And normally I defend Taylor. But what I will say is Taylor Swift herself does not want that title. Taylor Swift is like, I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm interesting. I've never tried to be a fashionista. Why are they trying to put that on her? Mm hmm.
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You're like my dad when he sees a tall person who never played basketball and you're like, you had so much potential.
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oh i hate it i hate it i'm like no one wants to work these days no one wants to work these days but not to defend taylor because i want to have my career um with i at least think she she likes her outfit like she's wearing and that's all that matters And she's surrounded by yes people clearly. Like they're like, yes, this red lipstick should never come off you forever because you like it.
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And if she likes it, I'm happy. I don't like when you could tell a celeb feels uncomfortable in it and looks bad. Like that's my biggest pet peeve. Because sometimes you guys hate on celebrities. And I'm like, you know, she got in a fight with her stylist. And the stylist is like, I swear this is going to work. And then she walks out and just got attacked.
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And the thing that's annoying with Taylor is that she has the body of a model. Model body. Model face. I can't pull off a hat. And it's a choice when you know all the cameras are going to be on you to be like, I want to wear my condom hat tonight.
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You know, some people make comments, obviously, when I I don't not brush. OK, sometimes I don't brush my hair. It's just that I air dry it. So it looks crazy. And then if you don't wake up with the back of your hair going straight up, you don't have a good sleep. So it's giving haters like it's giving like your jelly that like I had like four hours of REM last night and you didn't.
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Yes, she's always wearing a blazer, right?
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Yes, you describe your style in three words or something, yes.
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like switch it up and like what her vibe is because you know there's those girls that's like all they wear is the row and like that's like very tailored where give me a give me something quirky i do appreciate a risk obviously we both love a watch choker do you want to explain yourself because people were very worried that i was i'd kidnapped you and i put a gun to your head and made you wear a watch choker
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Oh, no, that makes me so happy. And then Grace posted breaking news. Watch chokers now page and Hannah coded. So all the pages started freaking out, freaking out, freaking out. But look, we got to keep them on their toes.
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Have you ever ordered clothes online that took like really long by the time that it arrives? You're like, I have no idea who that girl was. Yeah, absolutely. What did I see? Like what was trending during that time?
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How do you know your nervous system is regulated? Because I don't think I've ever it's ever since I came out of the home. I came out like unregulated.
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Wait, now I'm going to cry again because like that's all I wanted to hear for like so long.
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no stay find your alignment i have no advice us weekly i have no advice okay do you know what woke me up this morning not to brag but my period stop i okay i did eat a whole charcuterie board to myself last night which i think is illegal you think that the dairy brought it on Well, I was starving after the show, so I'm like, I'll have a snack and get a charcuterie board.
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So if you see my hair standing straight up in the back, just know she's well rested.
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But when you're alone, I'm going to finish it.
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Yeah, so I finished it. And then at like 8 a.m., my stomach was fucking killing me. And I'm like... I didn't take a lactate, but still it's never happened. I eat like that most nights. And then you woke up with just like a crime scene, a crime scene. But also then I do. I am one of those girls that they say God chose me because I only have three day periods.
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But they're like the first two days are like I'm out of commission.
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no i'm like okay i just popped an ovary well the problem with the big ones even if you get them in eventually they'll get all wet and start trying to come out like and then start turtling and that is the most painful feeling in the world no have you ever like had to stick it back up like with your finger and you're just like okay yeah and then if you're wearing gel x then it's like okay well now i have a red french yes wait speaking of vaginas oh we do love a segway
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Oh, wait, that's huge. Huge. What made you make that decision?
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now i'm like oh so now it's different i'm like i i need it as like a security i think but it it is like making me relax a little bit though knowing no 100 it's like a mental health thing too i know though like people have said like you you don't feel like yourself during it because you are injecting yourself with hormones
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That's like when you're doing your own like fake tan. Do you do your back?
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I feel like sometimes we'll be like, let's wait to talk about it on Giggly. And sometimes I feel like I ask you questions because I want to know your honest answer in front of the gigglers.
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Oh, I love that. I have this new hobby where when I look for clothes, it stresses me out. But if I see something I think Paige is going to like, I send it to her. So like I like to feel like I'm shopping for someone who has long legs.
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What are your reactions? Honestly.
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When I just I'm sending you stuff I want you to buy.
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I do send you a lot of vintage risks that I don't think you'd consider, but I'm just trying to broaden your horizon. But like, I feel like I could style you.
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I don't think I do. I think it's because I'm waiting. I don't need it for the winter and I'm not a farmer. Yeah.
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I don't have cows, but I need a milk. It's funny because in the Midwest, that's just like everyone has a... That's just a jacket. Like every dad has it.
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I finally bought expensive jeans and they're like crazy expensive. But like I was like, I, I realized some jeans look bad on me because they're literally $45. I bought a gold barrel jeans. Okay. And they're fucking great. I highly recommend. They were like 200 something ish.
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Okay, so that's our... Sam's Club was our Costco. Sierra Post, hey, I want to get something from Costco. Does anyone have a card? I don't know if this is illegal, but I was like, girl, I got you. Yeah. And then my Nana has had to get ear... What is it called? For her to hear better? A hearing aid. You can get those at Costco? You can get them at Costco. Shout out Costco. They were amazing.
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They got her like... really great ones she walked around the store and i think your nana asked my dad if he wanted to try it at giggly radio city well yeah my nana was like if you do it i'll do it and apparently she was like try my hearing aid he was like i can't apparently like 10 years ago it was really clunky and big and the technology's gotten really good in nana you guys wow
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Nana's going to get hearing aids finally. And it was actually, she writes a lot on Instagram and she told me she likes to write a lot because she has trouble hearing and she feels connected with her community on Instagram because she could hear everyone. No, I'm crying. I can't like, I'm, I'm on my period.
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I also, okay, wait, kind of a big deal, but like it's such a big deal, but also not a big deal at all.
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Yeah, like, have you ever gotten a table at Costco?
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As you guys know, I'm a grandma, so I don't know what's going on in the city, but I've seen all these TikToks of girls just being like, if you're going to go out and you don't want to be at the club, like, you have to go to a members club where they have dinner. Yeah.
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what's your opinion of all these member clubs popping up is it worth it are all of them equal is it the vibe as someone who has a pulse on the scene in new york city of cool people what's your take
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It's the least important huge deal. So Des and I have been like auditioning a little bit for stuff and he had like an audition and I was giving my two cents as his wife and manager has his wife a juror. And he was like, why don't, why don't you talk to me when you get one call back? Like maybe one call back. And I was like, okay, first of all, who knows?
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It gives me anxiety too that I have too many subscriptions going on that I'm not going to use.
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So just long story short, just make friends with someone who's a member. Yeah. Okay. Like it's like the friend with the boat.
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Yeah. OK, I feel like I understand it more.
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Are you excited about the Oscars? Do you have any opinions about the Oscars? For whatever reason, I'm so excited this year.
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I could be getting callback for all these auditions I did the last couple months. They're sifting through. It takes time.
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do you know what i hate ones because they do well in the blocks office it makes it like less artsy for some reason when it's like no this movie was art can i tell you why i'm really rooting for wicked even though i didn't watch it and you didn't yeah you didn't support it i didn't support you publicly were like this is not something i stand for you denounced it you're so
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Also, they probably saw it and were like, wow, that was a lot to take in. I need to process that. And they're probably like, star her. We have another project for her that would be perfect. They were like, wait, I have a much bigger role in mind. So I was like, that's not even the case. And he's like, you'll know pretty quickly. And I was like, that's made up.
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Cynthia Erivo was being thrown across a room while hitting a note while keeping her face looking decent. I can't even do that while jogging. Yeah.
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But there was there is drama going around with A.I. Have you heard about that?
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The Brutalist with Adrian Brody, which is supposed to be incredible. They found out they used AI to make his accent, his Hungarian accent better. No way. And then apparently in Amelia Perez.
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I've heard people obsessed with it and people like so mad about the amount of nominations.
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yes so they're saying that one of the actresses to hit the one who got nominated for everything um to hit some of the high notes they used AI and they were like how could she win over Cynthia when Cynthia hit the notes while flying so there's drama but it hasn't been confirmed so I don't want to spread I think it was confirmed um
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also i'm back on my challengers bullshit please please elaborate look i saw i was nominated in the golden globes and i did not say anything negative i said yeah i support women in the arts like it's it was for the like music in the background i'm like maybe you protected your own piece you protected it's none of my business it's none of my business my business
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Maybe it was when I was on the airplane watching. The music didn't hit how it did in the theater. Did it make any fucking sense? No, but it's not for me. It's not my business. Yeah. But then it didn't get nominated for an Oscar. And then Andy Murray, who's like one of the best tennis players who ever lived, a clip popped up because my algorithm knows me where he was like...
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as a tennis player this movie was like almost disrespectful like bonkers like this made no sense to me i don't know what it was and he goes maybe i it's like artsy and that's good but like as a professional tennis player this missed the mark was insulting i love an artsy thing that misses the mark but not when also the care i'm still yeah i'm back on my bullshit
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So he literally that day was like, talk to me when you get a call back. But that's, you know, that's our humor. That's a little negging. So I get a call back, but I didn't know it was a call back because it said like directors, like they called it something different. So in the email, I thought I was just like having to meet with like a director for like a coffee or something.
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when the characters have they're like if you know what it actually is my business there's no character development you're not rooting for any of them no i didn't know what happened the whole time if i want to watch house music i'll watch house music i don't watch bad acting with bad storyline over it and yes am i never going to get hired in a role with lucas gualdano no and you know what it's i can't even get a little role so i'm fine with that
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You can't get a call back. I'm back on my bullshit. But challengers did not get nominated. And I said, it might be my fault because I spoke out.
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Also, the whole movie is baiting. It's gay baiting. It's threesome baiting. It's players can play tennis baiting. No one actually did what they advertised the movie was going to do.
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But also what I would say is she can do so many things. Why pick the one thing that she can't do?
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Yeah. like i want to see her dance i want to see her sing i want to see her if she had a concert i would go to it is there a new molly may episode out i don't know i think there might do you know what i'm watching tell me severance Hannah, you started from season one. I, okay. So I watched season one a while ago.
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It comes out and we start playing the next season and immediately I'm like, Des, pause. I go, I have no fucking clue what's going on.
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He looks at me, he goes, you don't remember? And I'm like, no. Not for a second. No.
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I love things that are like a different kind of otherworldly make you think complicated.
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we've never seen a show like this and it's so crazy that like nothing could happen and you still have so many conspiracies about what's gonna happen like it's not one of those movies where they just show you it like we're learning every episode more about this world that we're so confused about i love that they keep it secretive but anyway do not feel ashamed re-watch season one of severance so you get back in the groove i haven't watched episode two yet but des says it's like amazing and ben stiller directed it i didn't know that
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And they were like, no, it's a call back. So I called Des and I was like, go fuck yourself. But I get this call back. I'm so excited.
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for two roles love it an assistant and like a marketing assistant in this thing and like when i tell you it was like less than two lines less than two lines and i'm trying to memorize it but you know when it's like you almost wish it was more lines because it would help you try hard it's like when you're late somewhere because you're so close
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And I do have to say with the casting, what's his name? Adam Scott. who I knew from Step Brothers as the asshole brother.
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And he's a genius. Apparently, Ben Stiller was like, this is what I want to do. Apple TV. We have to hire this guy, Mark Scott, who apparent isn't Mark Adam Scott. And they were like, what's he up to right now? And he wasn't really up to anything. And they were like, can we get someone bigger? And Ben Stiller was like, no, I want him. And they were like, well, he has to audition.
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And Ben Stiller called him. I was like, hey, I'm so embarrassed. But like, you have to audition for this. He came in.
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I keep asking actors I know and I don't know a lot, but everyone I've asked like for advice about auditioning, they were like, I haven't auditioned in four years. And you're like, what?
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I guess a lot of the time like they'll write something around you or they'll be like, oh, this is so this is so I can't think of one actress.
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yeah like didn't actually denzel just like said a thing he was like i haven't auditioned in 40 years or something what's your take on this which i saw on tiktok they said um someone goes i'm sick of in all these what are those things you like to watch that are like different time periods period pieces period pieces people with botox and fillers can't be in a period piece if you have botox and fillers in your face i don't want to see you in oppenheimer i don't want to see you in gladiator i don't want to see you on bridge
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get out of gilded age if you have your lips done it's not for me honey no i stand by it i stand by it no matter the makeup the hair the anything the filler just like comes out it's like you're from 2025 get out of here that's why nicole kidman just plays like stuck up business women who are getting paid really well and her filler looks fucking amazing for the role well
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I think you can pay for it on like Amazon Prime or something. I need to watch Baby Girl. I watched Onora, which I liked.
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You guys, we have so much homework. We have so much homework.
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No, truly. Side note. When I saw Lady Gaga and A Star is Born, the filler distracted me because I wanted more expressions.
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Like, what the fuck are you talking about? I feel like I told this story before, but a while ago I need to tell it. One of my ex-boyfriends, he took me to a play, a Broadway play. And the whole time he was like, I know what's going to happen. I know what's going to happen. And I was just enjoying the play. I'm like, OK, like he's he was like smart. So I'm like, OK, maybe he knows something.
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I don't know. And then during halftime, halftime, this is a sports podcast. And don't you forget it during halftime. He looks at me. I'm like, okay, what, what is so obvious it's going to happen. And he goes, he's going to kill himself.
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and i was like i thought this was a comedy like i was enjoying it so the whole time tell me that he doesn't the guy never killed himself so the whole time i'm watching this play of this guy being so sad like oh my god he's gonna die this is the last scene of him he's gonna never killed himself i look over at him after i'm like you sick depressing fuck you're like hey can i talk to you for a second i think you need therapy that was dark you guys
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This is crazy. I do feel like that's a psychological test to watch half a movie and ask everyone how they think it's going to end. And you'll learn a lot about a person.
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So, if anyone needs their futures read, my DMs are open.
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You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.
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Then the auditions in New Jersey.
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So I have to like drive to New Jersey. Oh, who's calling me? Oh, my husband. He knew we were talking about him. He knew. Mom is working. Okay. Okay. So I get there. Oh, yeah. And the end of it, they said, like, you could do a one minute improv on your character. So I was like, that's where I'm going to shine.
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that's just me living life that's me at a starbucks in the morning i'm like can i improv for you for one minute that's all i want to do is improv for one minute get out that's longer than one minute i'm gonna lose you you know what i mean no picturing you at starbucks being like i have a bit i want to see if you think this is funny give me one minute that's all i do
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But the funny thing is, I literally fuck up the first line, which is so funny. But I get it back. Also, I did take a beta block. Because you must. You must. Also, this is the day after Radio City, mind you. You're a masochist. So I went from playing Radio City to going to New Jersey, waiting two hours. So I do my lines. And they were like, thank you. And I look at them and I go...
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wait do you want to see my improv because in the audition they were like no no and the guy was like oh did you prepare an improv for this two line character and i was like yes i actually came up with a whole background her mom her mom was you know she has a tough relationship with her mom of course and i i came up with a whole world of this assistant and i love
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I was like, should I look at the camera? And they were like, we don't care where you look. It doesn't matter. I'm like, bitch, if I were to come all the way to New Jersey, which is cross country at this point. Truly.
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I've been trying their white noise and sleep sounds, which helps me fall asleep faster and sleep better because it quiets all the chaotic voices in my head.
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however i did see a tiktok saying that when you shop you should unless you're you you should try to avoid shopping for like the idea of you or like aspirational versions of you because like you're never gonna wear that those clothes like i shop like i'm someone different like i'm like oh if i wore so it's like try to shop for the person you are in that moment
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Speaking of depression, we have a problem. What? We got an email last week saying we have to record our audio book. Oh. And you responded, great. And I was like, you can't read.
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Grace had to cut out all of your coughs. And those were like... Deep. Deep. They were coming from like a dark place in your soul.
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That's not my business. I'm like, why would the algorithm ever show me that? That has nothing to do with me.
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She did what? No, I see something. I forget. You're my best friend.
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But I do like to see like people's lenses of how they describe something like even like that article, like what page was doing behind the scenes on Radio City. I was like, what did we do? And I clicked it and I said, romanticize it for me because I'm pretty sure we were, you know, just scared.
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I do have to say I never hate myself more than the way I sound.
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in a quote on an article because there's no tone and every now and then i'll see a sentence and it's in quotes which i said and i'm just like i sound like just i don't know that girl stupid i sound uneducated yeah if they put all the likes in it i'm like oh why did you do that and sarcasm doesn't doesn't work it doesn't hit i learned that though in a people article way back when
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when they were like asking me about my husband she was like you're with someone who's in his 40s like what is that like and I was like Every day I'm afraid he's going to die. And the headline was like, Hannah afraid her husband's going to die. And then we got a prenup.
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And things have been pretty good so far. We have to get this audio book figured out though because one, I feel like the girls are like the audio book is going to be. No, we have to do it. And we have to put our all into it. Like we have to speak every sentence from our hearts. But like. Mm-hmm. Do you think you can read off a page and like not fuck it up?
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Oh, so you might actually thrive in this environment.
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Like, whenever you see those behind the scenes, like, famous people acting it out, you're like, I want that to be me.
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If one day we get older and we have kids, should we make a cartoon called Little Giggly Girls? And it's us running around somewhere.
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That the moms will know all the little inside jokes that we're doing for the moms. Yes. Yes.
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So this is, I'm so happy you brought this up because I've been, I've been so terrified because standup comedy is a male dominated field. And like, while my, my career is gaining momentum, my eggs are losing momentum. And I'm competing with these fucking men. And if I have kids, I'm afraid like I'm going to fall behind them.
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And then I was thinking about like other careers that I think women would dominate if like the last, you know, hundreds of years we weren't just like forced to procreate before we wanted to. mm-hmm first of all chefs chefs being it's giving it's giving like it doesn't make sense that not that it's so male dominated when so many women are amazing at cooking
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Period. We always talk about this, the FBI. You've never called your dad when you lost something. Never once. Not once. You're like, you know who will know where this is, who can find it? My dad. Never. Then there was the pilot stuff, which I'm not going to get into. Then I was thinking, why are we being suppressed? I'm just working out thoughts with you guys.
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I wrote down, I think men are worried about women being more successful than them. Not because they'll lose power, but because then men will have to start being hot.
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Just think about it. Most guys are ugly and they're like, oh shit, if girls make their own money, then I have to start going to Pilates.
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it's so cringy to me it's the men have the men have tried to like take our hot girl role it's like you don't belong in pilates get out if you're that hot i'm fine if you're not making money it's the guys who are not hot and not making money that it's like what are we bringing to the table don't get mad at us because we're bringing something to the table yeah but i am the table
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Manifest that shit.
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Wait, I love how she has to make eye contact during the pee.
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No, it was like a harassment ritual. Wait, what's the word? It was an embarrassment ritual. Yeah. It was a... Humiliation. Humiliation Ritual. No, it is. It literally is. Like you walk out and everyone goes, don't buy that.
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Oh, that's interesting. Like that's what I'm getting from everyone. It's like, I'm not trying on my wedding dress.
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This isn't a town hall meeting. No. When I try something on, I don't need a group... Like, forum.
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So what they say is that it helps sell stuff because you have to walk out and then a salesperson has to say, I like it on you.
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No, that's what I did. I thought that there was something defunct in my room and I was like, oh, I got a room that had no mirror. The mirror fell off or something.
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Und dann gehe ich raus und... Nein, ich finde es so unabhängig. Die Verletzung, die du haben musst, wenn du etwas probierst. Außerdem, ich trage nicht das gleiche Outfit. Ich habe keine Make-up drauf. Ich fühle mich schon wie ein Rat. Wie ein hairlesses Schmuckrat.
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Ich habe es online bestellt und habe es zurückgebracht, wie eine normale Person.
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No, literally you have one job. One job. I'm sorry. And so I'm just waiting for it. Periods are so funny because you want to get it so bad. And then when you get it, you hate it so much. Yeah. And that's called the life of a woman.
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What's going on? I know how sad. I mean, all their clothes is in landfills. Are they actually bankrupt? Are they just announcing bankruptcy?
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Ich denke, wenn du etwas mit Sicherheit sagst, und die Leute wissen, was du gemeint hast, dann ist das die Sprache. Das sind die Männer, die so weit gekommen sind. Sie sagen verrückte Sachen, sie sagen sie nur störend. Wenn du etwas mit einem Zeitpunkt sagst, bedeutet das, dass es ein Fakt ist. Deswegen wollen sie mich nicht mit einem Mikrofon.
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I think they're done, yeah. But keeping it online?
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I think done, done. Maybe they should charge more than $2 for jeans.
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Also I feel like Gen Zs have strong opinions on fast fashion.
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Es war der erste Ort, den wir haben konnten und du konntest einfach auf Forever 21 gehen. Aber jetzt gibt es so viele Fast Fashion Plätze, wie Shein und all die anderen. Es gab zu viel Wettbewerb.
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Und das war mein Sommer-Wardrobe. Weißt du, wer Bebe liebt? Wer? Meine Nanna. Nein. She's obsessed with Bibi.
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Did you ever just for fun walk into Hot Topic? Yeah, like in Spencer's. Yeah, just to be like, do I want to have a goth day? And then you're like, wait, I'm scared. No, my mom would have screamed at me. Oh my god, mall?
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And you know what that means. I love that you do, because normally you blame it on tour, and now you can just blame it on yourself. I have an eye twitch, which means a man is about to die soon.
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I personally feel like spring is the superior season, especially for style. I feel like summer, I'm hot. I don't want to wear any clothes. Yeah, winter, I'm wearing too many clothes. It's too much. Spring is the perfect amount of clothes. And that's why we're excited to get into this special segment presented by Nordstrom and ACAS Creative.
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It's your go-to destination for spring as you look to add the latest trends to your wardrobe this season. But we need to know from Paige, what trends from Nordstrom are people getting?
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Sie wollen uns mit einem Mikrofon, weil wir plötzlich laut sind. Wir nehmen Raum. Ich war in deiner Heimatstadt. Ja. Alle Wochenende. In Albany. You just really saw the sights. I was at the True by Hilton. Across the street from Maggie McFly's and the mall. Not a great area, but... I wouldn't say it's like scenic route. No. By any means.
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I'm also loving Kendrick Lamar's Jeans. Und die sind in Stil. 70s-inspirtes Denim. Volle Skirte.
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I hate when I put on a jacket that just ruins everything that I created.
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Yeah, I also used to live by Nordstrom and what people don't know about it is they have really good like beauty. They have skincare, eye patches, tools, moisturizers, serums. So they have like fun extra stuff too. And there's thousands of options under $100. So it's affordable and trendy.
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See, I'm panic packing. Nordstrom makes it easy to get what you need within your daily routine through fast delivery, risk-free shopping, the option to return. So I love Nordstrom for last minute things that I need on a trip.
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They have free store pickups. You buy online, pick up today or pick up tomorrow for a wider selection. Choose curbside. We love that. At Nordstrom Stores or in-store at Nordstrom and Nordstrom Rec, both options are quick and convenient.
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I get so much stuff online that takes forever to get there. I forget why I bought it and then it doesn't fit me and then I'm too lazy to return it because you have to pay money for it. Nordstrom makes it so easy in and out.
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Back to me. Oh, I love saying that. Wait, I went to the gyno for the first time in like a long time. Yeah. To the point, you guys, I never lie.
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I never lie. They go, when was the last time you went to the gynecologist? And I just said, three years ago. Yeah. Lied. Even longer? I don't even think, I don't think I've been. Like, I don't have... Good insurance. And I like use that. You just like haven't been going. You never get a UTI? No, like I have a very healthy pH balance in my pussy. I'm so proud of you.
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And I also would say that I do... I wouldn't say you were hitting the face with culture. But... But the highlight was... Paige hat gesagt, dass sie am Freitag an ihrem Show kommen wird. Und ich dachte, okay. Und es ist in einem Mall. Ich mache Material. Es ist in einem Mall. Es ist in einem Mall. Es war früher der größte Mall jemals. Und jetzt ist es traurig. Es ist so ein trauriger Mall.
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Also I feel like when your pussy is this little, you don't have to get it checked up because it's like not even there. It's like nothing can even go in there. It's literally not even there. You can't even find it.
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Nein, meine Mutter hatte eine Intervention. Sie sagte, jetzt bist du zurück von der Tour. Du musst eine Papier-Schmerze abschalten. Und dann habe ich auch dieses riesige, fattige, glöckige Lipoma. Alle Gigglers haben mich über Lipomas gefragt. Was sagten sie? Ist das dein 30er? Warte, was sagten sie über dein Lipoma? Eine Mädchen sagte, mach sicher, du bist ein guter Arzt.
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Eine andere Mädchen sagte, es ist definitiv gut, eine Konsultation zu machen.
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Ich sagte, aber ich bin literally beschäftigt. Ich habe keine Zeit für eine Konsultation. Aber ich habe einen Papier bekommen. Es war schnell. War es? Ich erinnere mich daran, dass es etwas schneller war.
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Crazy. Like, they literally just shove something in you. And I was like, I'm not, I wasn't in the mood for it.
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Crazy. So how often do you do that? Well, you go once a year. Once a year, yeah. So anyway... Everything was fine. I know you guys were nervous. Good. But we're fine.
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Thank you for raising awareness and making people feel less alone who have abnormal PAPs.
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Chris, you're so freaking lucky. I hope that someone sticks something up your butthole. I hope someone literally when you cough and they're feeling your... Anyway, that's not gonna... I'm gonna get fired. Chris, you don't fucking get it. No, Chris has actually learned a lot from us. A question I wanted to ask you. Because I put on Smartless for the first time. I never listened to them.
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But Adam Scott was on and I'm into Severance. And their first initial conversation was like what they need when they sleep. And I was like, I actually don't really know what you need when you sleep. Actually, I kind of know what you need when you sleep. You like it to be dark. Then you need to be watching something. And you need your phone in one hand.
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And then you kind of just let the night take you where it goes.
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So one thing that Paige hates about me is I do have Stanleys, but I don't put ice in it. So I just have warm Stanleys all the time.
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War das das, wo du zuerst in einem Mall eingefangen wurdest? Is that the first place I got fingered?
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Yeah, but I don't like it. I feel like it's dirty. It sometimes smells... You know what it smells like? Old water. Does anyone?
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And that's pretty much it. Do you like blackout curtains?
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See, this is the problem with marriage. Oh, you could never have a blackout curtain. No, Des needs blackout curtains. Oh, he does. So Des is like much more involved. Temperamental. So temperamental. Where I just want it ice cold. Mm-hmm. And that's it. You can punch me in the face.
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You'll lay your head wherever. I just don't want to feel hot and that's it. But I really like the sun coming in because I won't wake up. Or when I do, I'm going to be in a dark, dark, depressed state. And then that's bad for everyone in my vicinity. No, I like a blackout curtain, but I...
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Do you remember in the movie The Holiday, when Kate Winslet goes to the L.A. mansion, and when she wakes up, all of it all automatically, all the windows open, and there's, like, a beach outside? I was like, okay, goals. Yeah. Manifest. Yeah, I love that. Des does this annoying thing where... If I make a movement, he wakes up so easily. And he says it's because he's a hunter.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know what kind of military operation is over here. Is it Handmaid's Tale over there? What the fuck are you talking about? You just have to sit there with your thoughts. He doesn't let you have a TV in your room. We just don't, and honestly, it's because of my... Don't make excuses for him. No, it's because of my parents.
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Like, my parents are like, there's no TV allowed in your room.
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What are you doing in there? Okay, so first I watch TV on the couch until I'm like about to pass out. Which is like what time though? Give me a time frame. It can vary from 10 to 1. Okay, okay. And then I try to roll myself in bed, try not to wake up Des, but he's always like, oh, I'm a hunter. Yeah. And then I'm like, okay, please stop.
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For sure. Are you kidding? Wait, how were guys even supposed to finger you in those theaters? Like, that's insane. I feel like I had the worst experiences with guys in theaters. Like, did I unzip my jeans like a freak? I think, like, we thought they were fingering us, but they weren't.
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And then I get into bed and then I go on my New York Times crossword app. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But he knows he snores sometimes. And he said I'm allowed to wake him up if he's snoring. So when he snores, I poke him and he goes... There's nothing I love more than waking a man up when he's snoring. I'm like, you're ruining the experience for everyone.
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I do have to say, snoring husbands, I think it ruins marriages. I could see that.
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And imagine, and I think about it actually an odd amount of times throughout my adult life where I'm like, what if I never shave? You're just representing the 80s.
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Do you know, like men who grew up in the 80s, a lot of them like bushes because that's the porn they saw. Right. And they think it's weird when girls have to shave.
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Ihr Jungs, ich habe gerade einen Bomben auf dem Giggly Squad Pod geschlagen. Ich weiß, ihr werdet uns jetzt anders anschauen. Warte, aber ich liebe es, wie eure Eltern ihn nennen. Sie nennen ihn Big Gare oder Little Gare?
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Mauricio. Wie Kyle. Kyle hatte einen Bracelet-Stack. Of stretchy Taylor Swift bracelets? Kind of. I think it was a combination. A man wearing stacked bracelets and everyone was like, he's going through something. This is a weird stage. Men with too many accessories, you're trying to distract me from something. I don't trust men who wear a lot of accessories at all. A stacked bracelet moment
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What are Dez's accessories of choice? Oh my God. Well, his first birthday, I almost bought him a watch. And I bought him this watch from like this vintage place. They give it to me. There's no watch in it. They just gave me an empty box. And thank God I didn't leave the store or they would have thought I just like stole a watch. And then I wasn't able to get it for him.
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And I was like, I was going to get you a watch. And I got him something else. And he was like, I've never worn a watch in my life. Why would you ever get me a watch?
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And I was like, I don't know, because you look like a guy that should wear a watch.
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He doesn't wear watches. He doesn't wear necklaces. He really is bare bones. He just wants like sporting equipment. That's nice. He doesn't, oh my God, I bought him a wallet once. He was like, I don't need a wallet. Where's he put his stuff? Where's he put his ID? I don't know. You've never asked? It's just like, they don't even have, they have nothing. And they just have it.
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I think he might have a clip or something.
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Can I ask, what are cool girls doing for wallets?
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What do you use? So I've actually had a Comé des Garçons. Oh yeah, like little, like short wallet. Eight years. Yeah, you've had that wallet for a minute. It has a zipper, because I don't trust anyone.
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Or myself. I used to have like a long, like mom wallet. It's too big. It's too big. It's too big. So I have that, and I was just wondering, like... I think there's so many good, like, cute vintage wallets going around.
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Ich liebe, wie dein Vater gesagt hat, er kriegt keinen vollen Namen. Er kriegt keine numerische Sache neben seinem Namen. Aber meine Eltern kamen zu Hannahs Show. Oh ja, Paige, du kommunizierst nicht. Nein, ich kommuniziere nicht. Du bist ein literarischer Mann. Du textest mich, ich werde dich heute Abend sehen. Ich habe keine Ahnung, wie du da bist.
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Ja. Ja. Das ist für mich mehr auf dem Brand.
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Wait, explain it to me. What about the summer makes it bracelet weather?
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Buy yourself one in my size. Thank you.
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I also, I want to call out the New York Times. What do they do? What do they do now? Well, I love the New York Times. I get a lot of great emails from them. But one, I just want all the gigglers. This is our mental health moment.
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I don't remember subscribing to anything, but I am. I am Business Insider. Ich glaube, dass wir alle daran erinnern müssen, dass niemand weiß, was sie tun. Alles ist Schmuck und Fenster und jeder spricht aus seinem Arsch und fliegt. Ja, weil die New York Times, jemand hat diesen Artikel geschrieben, als ob sie wirklich etwas an etwas waren.
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Ich bin so, du bist in New York City, was redest du? Ich stehe auf dem Mall, sie steht direkt draußen im Mall. Hallo. Mit ihrer vollen Familie. Hey. 100 Italiener. Wir sind hier. Sie weiß nicht, dass Stand-Up-Comedy in den Clubs nicht so glamourös ist wie Theater-Life. Und das weiß auch Peach. Alles, was ich weiß, ist Theater-Life. Alles, was sie weiß, sind verkaufte Theater.
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Ja, sie haben etwas herausgefunden, sehr passioniert darüber. Ich schwöre Gott, das ist der Artikel. Chef recommends chips in sandwich. Like it was some groundbreaking discovery. I've been putting chips in my tuna fish sandwich since I was fucking six years old.
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And they literally wrote this whole article like he highly recommends the texture and saltiness of the crisp. No shit, Sherlock!
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What the hell? At least I give credit where credit's due. It's us when we're six years old. Don't give it to this... This guy didn't have to go to France and work for a Michelin-star restaurant to tell me chips taste good in a sandwich.
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It has to be homemade. Yes, 100%. I didn't think people ate sandwiches without chips in them. Yeah.
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But I really love that they were like, we figured it out.
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My mom, who's like a health buff, cannot have pizza without Coke. That was it.
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Pizza, you need a Coca-Cola. Because the soda gets through the fatty ass.
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It's a scientific thing. You literally need a... I don't know. Maybe I should read the New York Times to figure out. No, but I do have to say, the New York Times has incredible cooking. The recipes are insane. Really? Yeah, New York Times recipes, people will be like... Fancy people would be like, oh, this is a salmon recipe from the New York Times. Like, it's very regal.
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That's why when I saw a whole article about putting chips in a sandwich, I was like, who, what kind of layoffs did they have at the New York Times?
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Also, ich bringe sie nach hinten. Und es ist wirklich die kleinste Grün-Ruhe mit einem Frat-Leather-Couch.
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Yeah, and Vogue. I already planned out your whole weddings PR tour.
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I was supposed to be the last of my friends to get married. Also du bist nicht der Letzte? Keiner unserer Freunde ist verheiratet?
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Works for us. Not our actual, doesn't want to be our friend.
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You're literally contractually obligated to be here right now.
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Ich denke auch daran, als ich jünger war und wir mit Männern zusammengehalten haben. Ich weiß nicht, wenn du 30 bist, ist es so anders. Wie, überstehen? Ja. Ja, es ist so, ich stehe nicht überstehen. Und dann sind deine Ruhepartner da, wenn du rauskommst.
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Sorry, but also like the roommates were fun. It was part of the hang.
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You're like, Jeff, don't give me that look, Jeff. Your life sucks, Jeff, and your room is ugly. I don't like the decor.
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Und Kim sitzt da und sagt, okay. Okay.
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When he wakes up in your bed and won't leave. See...
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See, I like being able to be like, bye, bitch, I'm out. Than having to awkwardly wake him up. Or he's chatting, chatting, chatting. And you're like, I don't... I do that before. I'm like, okay, this was great, see ya. Once I was talking to this guy who lived with his parents in Connecticut.
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Und ich war nicht sicher, ob seine Eltern reich waren oder nicht. Weil Connecticut, es gibt viele verschiedene Städte.
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Also war ich noch nicht sicher. Aber anyway, er kam in die Stadt, um zu hangen. Und dann sind wir zurückgekommen zu meinem Ort. Und es war wie Mitte des Tages. Und dann sind wir aufgehängt. And then he just was sitting there and I was like, I have shit to do. And he was like, I'm just hanging out. And you didn't have a TV in your room, so he wasn't watching TV.
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And I literally was like, I'm gonna go to the gym. And I left, went to the gym, came back, he's still there, took a shower. And he was like, I have something in the city later tonight, can I just chill?
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It had nothing to do with that. Actually, I would love to be with that man, because I could just fart all the time. I literally also actually forget his name.
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Do you know what's not fun about your 20s? Going to guys' places and them... Having something on TV that you have to watch and pretend you like. I have a lot of memories of hanging out with a bunch of guys who put on The Big Lebowski or something. I'm like, I don't need to see this again. Chris is laughing because he just did that last night with someone. He's like, wow, The Big Lebowski.
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There's so much stuff I didn't want to watch.
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They love showing you something they like. And then you have to sit there and be like, because I'm going to be fake.
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That's you literally severing yourself.
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How many guys disappointed? They're like, she fell asleep at 7pm. We didn't do anything. I was just so comfortable with you. Get the fuck out of my house. I feel like we have to go to places in our mind to remember those weird 20s. No, I can't. They would just, like, look out for me.
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I wasn't, like, constantly, like... Yeah, how... Wait, how nice, though, like... Cory and Dave literally raised me.
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I mean, every now and then I'd wake up and they're both fucking passed out on the ground with, like... You're, like, okay, well, you're not defending anyone. And I'm, like, you guys have jobs and I have to wake them up to make sure that they don't get fired. But regardless, they definitely did cockblock a little bit because people would think that I'm, like, with them.
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Yeah, they're like massive bagels with every Italian thing you could put on it. You have olives, you have pepperoni, you have all kinds of pepperoni. You have the meats, you have the... Banana Peppers, I don't know. It's basically a sandwich. It's a subway sandwich for the mafia. That's what it is. That's what it is. And so she's got the food. Your dad is pushing the food on us. Pushing it hard.
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But they would benefit from me because there's that whole, like, if a girl sees another girl hanging out with guys, it's, like, animalistic where she thinks they're safer. So, like, because I was with them, girls would approach them more. Got it. Guys wouldn't approach me. But think about your interactions. Like, I feel like 89% of the interactions are bad when you go out with men or more.
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And I was able to just, like, have them, like...
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Des hat eine wirklich gute Lüge, wo er sagt, du hättest dich zu deinem Gesicht verletzen müssen. Yeah. Like, you had to go up to girls. I would have loved to live then. He's like, you had to get the balls and then she would tell you her number and you had to remember it and, like, repeat it in your head over and over again.
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Yeah, I'm like, I don't remember what the joke actually was, but something along the lines of, like, you'd ask a girl, like, are you interested, whatever, and she'd say no and then you'd go to her friend and then you'd just, like, go down the line. But, yeah, guys, now, like, it's all about the swiping.
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Das Einzige, was mir passiert ist, dass es wirklich seltsame und unabhängige Orte gibt. Ich erinnere mich, dass ich in einem Buchstaben war und ein Mann fragte, ob ich mein Telefon haben kann. Das war in einem Supermarkt. Unabhängig. Ich konnte es in ihrem Kopf sehen.
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Sie denken, es ist romantisch, aber es gab einen Mann, der einfach in der Buchstabe ging und Frauen fragte, ob er sein Telefon haben kann. Und ich war so, ich will nicht hier sein.
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Jemand, der mir einfach nur mein Telefon gefragt hat, war ein Problem. It's been a police report. Okay, so then I'll just decline. I think it's more like a guy starts up a conversation with you.
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Which actually could work out. Stay open-minded. The only thing I'll give the Gigglers to watch on, I believe it's HBO, there's this case about Karen Reed, which is about eine Frau, die einen Polizisten in Boston verheiratet hatte. Sie war trank und sie kamen in einen kleinen Kampf, weil sie nach der Party gehen wollten. Er ging in die Nachparty, um alle Kopenfreunde zu treffen.
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And she was like waiting on him and he like wasn't responding to her. So she got pissed off and just left. And the next day it's reported that he's found dead in the snow. And immediately they said that she hit him with her car. And she was like, was I drunk? Like, I'm pretty sure he was not there. I don't know where this is coming from.
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And then they're trying to lean in to be like, was it the cops trying to frame her?
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He's like, Al, you're not going to have a salami.
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It's like the craziest concept. If I deep-throated a salami before getting on stage, I'd be on TMZ for just imploding from the inside.
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That was really good. That was really good. Thank you guys for giggling with us this week. We love you so much and talk to you later.
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And she's probably like, you're gonna be hungry.
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All she had today was breakfast and lunch and a snack.
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Sie sagte die verrücktesten Sachen zu meinen Eltern. Wenn ich vor euren Eltern bin, versuche ich ein bisschen zu reagieren. Ich versuche, F-Bomben zu drücken. Ich will nicht, dass sie zu Hause sagen, das ist nicht gut für unsere Tochter. Ich will mich repräsentieren. People are catching strays. She's being hilarious, doing full stand-up.
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Sie ist so süß. Und ich sah, ich war eigentlich leidenschaftlich. Ich dachte, ich hätte auch mein Bestes gemacht, aber ich dachte, wir wären in der Familie verpflichtend. Und sie geht roh und er sagt, sie ist so süß wie ein Knopf. Ich dachte, ja. Dann macht sie einen lesbischen Joghurt-Stage und schreit meinen Vater aus. Dann dachte ich mir, was ist da los? Sie sind jetzt beste Freunde, Freunde.
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Ich war ein bisschen traurig, aber ich dachte, es ist okay, es ist okay. Das ist so, wie ich mich fühle, wenn dein Vater von jemand anderem lacht. Yeah, like imagine I bring a new friend and my dad's obsessed with her and you're sitting there and you're like, I thought I was blood related to you. No. And also I was like, you wouldn't even have met her if it wasn't for me. I brought her here.
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She's my friend. Gary. Gary. And Kim, innocent throughout the whole thing. And Kim's just enjoying life, making sure I'm okay. You guys... Shout out, Albany sold out, five shows, let's go. No, Albany was a crowd. But you guys couldn't sit, so you guys stood in the back and watched my whole show and it was really cute. And I laughed so hard. And I called you up at the end and that was really fun.
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That was really fun. Speaking of not fun, the next day, Paige is like, I'm gonna pick you up and I'm gonna take you to my... Das war so hochschulisch.
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Wir sind aus dem Auto gegangen und du hast gesagt, nimm deine Schuhe weg. Nimm deine Schuhe weg.
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Ich dachte, das sind Klappernacken. Habt ihr die jemals gesehen? Also gehen wir rein und Kim verursacht uns. Wir haben einen vollen Kaffee-Lunch gemacht.
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Sie sagte, das ist nur ein Lunch. Und Allie ist einfach flabbergast. Sie hat nie so etwas getrieben. Also haben wir gossipiert, wir haben all das Essen gegessen. Und dann war ich so, können wir Lord Daphne sehen? Ja. And you were like, yes, she's upstairs. Let's see what she's doing. And I'm like, Ali's like, I'm not really a cat person. I'm like, Ali, you're gonna fucking love this cat.
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I was like, you're gonna love this cat. Also, I'm gonna convert you to cat person. Like, you're gonna love this cat. Daphne, similar to Gary, obsessed with Ali.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
I would say she actually disliked me. And I was like, Daphne, you wouldn't even fucking be here if it wasn't. But then part of me loved it. I was like, I love that she doesn't like me, because then I want to earn her affection. Well, Daphne is extremely vain. Oh, hast du geschlafen?
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Es ist so lustig, wenn Pferde jemanden klar lieben. Das war verletzend. Und ich meinte, Ali, du solltest nicht hier sein. Ich habe dich eingeladen. Und du hast all die Aufmerksamkeit und Gravitas. Ja.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
As I was saying it, I was like, I don't know if this is going to work. But no, we love Ali so much. And I'm also one of those people. Not to brag. I want other people to have fun. I'll take the hit. I'll take the hit. You do. I actually do get obsessed. To the point that it gives me social anxiety. Like I can't enjoy myself if I think someone is not having fun. Really?
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Yeah, like if I told her, hey, we're going to lunch and then I'm noticing her not having a good time, like I'm stressed.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
If I throw a party the whole time, I'm stressed. That's like why weddings are stressful. Because it's like everyone like canceled their plans to come to your wedding. It better be fucking fun. When's the last time you threw a party? My Netflix party, which honestly... Ich liebe, dass sie mit dir freundlich ist.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Yeah, I was trying to explain to Allie, who's a lesbian, our relationship. And she was, we left the house and she's like, she's your partner.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
What up, my ganache gigglers? What's a ganache? It's a kind of dessert. Ganache? You never said, can I have a ganache?
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
We would leave and be like, they think they're fun.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Well, Allie was like, I love to hang out with you guys because I love being like a third wheel. And I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, I love hanging out with couples. And I'm like, what do you mean? And she's like, you guys will talk with your eyes all the time. You're an extension of me. And then Allie kept telling me like really good gossip. And at one point she stops and she's like,
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Are you gonna tell Paige all of this? And I was like, yeah. And she paused for a second and I was like, first of all, Paige doesn't know all these niche people we're talking about. Second of all, Paige doesn't remember anything. Third of all, Paige has her own shit going on.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Yeah, so she was like, you have a full partner. And I was like, I know. And I was like, I am the man one.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
And she was like, that typically happens in a lesbian relationship. Sometimes one of them wears the pants more. And so yeah, okay, this is the funniest part, is Allie in front of Paige's parents, who she just met, jokingly turns to the parents and goes, Paige and I have to tell you something about our relationship.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
This Allie is so cute too, but honestly, I feel like you'd be with a blonde. Das ist das, was ich für dich sehe. Oder für uns und unsere Threppel. Ja, das wollte ich gerade sagen. Ich glaube, du würdest eine Frau nicht wollen, die dir ähnlich aussieht.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Yeah. Or you just want a girl... Kim, stop listening. You just want a girl with huge boobs so you can see what it's like and then decide if you want a boob job or not.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Can you turn around? Can you move your arms in it? I don't know.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
They're like, this is a Wendy's. Please leave.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
I'm like, yeah, I still have room. Wait, the dressing room is so traumatizing. Especially at Aritzia, where there's no mirrors.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I love that. I feel like Megan, we forget, she always wanted to be an entertainer. And now she's just like, this is... But it's funny because... She's an actress. It's very Martha Stewart, except she doesn't start off with being like, I particularly have a skill for this. She just kind of was like, fuck her and find out. Yeah, like...
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Yeah, it seems like while the world is burning, you can have a beehive.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
There's so much crap in this room and Paige somehow saw the tiny kitten heel of... Is that a vintage shoe?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Sorry, I had a friend who I love, but she did the most annoying thing where whenever she'd start dating a guy... Wait, I just realized your name starts with H. I was like, why would I call you that? You go, wait, Hannah starts with an H? I had this friend who whenever she would start dating a guy, like they'd be a week in, and she'd be like, me and J. And his name was like Jason.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
She'd be like, J and I... Und dann würde sie einen anderen Mann namens Patrick treffen. Sie würde sagen, ich bin P. Und ich war so, das ist, ich fühle mich, dass du überkompensiert bist, weil du, ihr habt eigentlich noch nie darüber gesprochen. Ja, ihr habt noch nie miteinander gesprochen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich würde sagen, wie von ihrem eigenen Namen. Ich habe einmal einen Mann getroffen und ich würde sagen, wie Baby. Und er war so, nimm mich nie. Und ich war so, okay, ich packe mich in Therapie.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
What's your go-to when you were in a relationship and had someone who loves you?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
What is it? That is so... It's literally under a pile of garbage and she's like, cute. Wait, cute. Cute. No. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. We've been praying for a weekend free and then the whole time I just watched TV and missed Paige.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
It could be, in case I forget your name, babe, honey buns. Yeah, like... Yeah. I like to say what's cooking good looking.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Like I like being called Paige. Say every fucking syllable of my name including the silent H at the end. When Des is my name fully, I'm like, okay, stop flirting. You're literally obsessed with me.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Okay, when you made that kind of thing, that was so intense. Well, yeah, then Des will say Han sometimes.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I don't think you did. I do have to say, if they want to Frankenbite it, it looks the same off the lip. Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige. Your mom called you a bitch. And then the doctor thought it was Paige and wrote it down. You know when you have a sibling and you're too lazy to say their name fully? My brother's name is Daniel, but I always called him Denil.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I watched everything that's ever been made this weekend. I finished it.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, my mom convinced herself that she has the same taste in shows as you, so whenever you watch something, she watches it. No, we talk about shows a lot. No, we love a period piece. Okay, then I'm gonna bring it up. Wait, did you see? Sorry. Okay, I just took so much courage to say the last sentence. What did I see? What did I see?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
He heard you talking about him on the pod and he was like, I have a girlfriend.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Well, I'm sorry about that. Thanks. It's a tough way to start the week, for sure. For sure. It seems like an attack on you. That was like when... Als Charlie Puth mit mir verheiratet wurde, war ich so traurig. Er hat das Bild zu weit genommen. Ich habe gesagt, ich folge dir nicht mehr. Wie soll ich das sehen? Ich habe es noch nie gesehen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Okay, ich bin über das Dokumentarium auf Hulu, das du mir gesagt hast, zu sehen. Ruby Franky.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Nicht, dass du dich mit Anne Frank verwirrst. Ruby Frankie.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Das ist wirklich der Plot von Mulholland Drive. Nein, ich bin nur verrückt. Also, das ist eine Sache. Es ist eine so komplexere Geschichte als nur... Ich dachte, es war nur ein Mami-Vlogger, der verrückt ist. Nein. Sie ist nicht nur eine dreckige Mutter. Ich meine, ich denke, sie ist. Ja. Aber lasst uns ehrlich sein. Es gibt Mormonismus. Mormonismus und Gehirnwaschung.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I do have to say... weil ich einen älteren Mann habe. Jedes Mal, wenn ich seine Kultur erlebe, sage ich ihm, was ist ein Film, den du von früher geliebt hast, den ich noch nie gesehen habe? Und das ist eine lustige Erfahrung für uns. Weißt du, wie es ist, wenn wir nur die Schauspieler kennen, aber wir wissen nie, wie sie aus der 90er- oder 2000er-Jahre aussehen?
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Mormonismus und Gehirnwaschung. Also, sie hat angefangen... Der Mann... Well, he was interviewed the whole time. The husband has something mental. He loves the embarrassment, the pain.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
You should be arrested, too. Well, stop acting like the father just was absent and had no idea of the family... Oh, okay. Sorry. Sie wollte Amerika's Mom sein. Sie liebte die Ehre. Und dann ging sie so weit wie... Amerika's Mom? Du hast sie nicht gefüttert. Das ist die einzige Sache, die uns gefüttert hat. Ich bin besessen mit Influencer-Kultur und dem, was hinter den Szenen passiert.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Das Unglaubliche an diesem Dokumentarfilm ist, ist, dass sie hunderttausende Minuten von Fotos von ihr filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, As Ruby. Mhm.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Und dann, der Sohn, einer der Söhne, ist so süß. Und sie hat gemerkt, dass er der Grund war, warum sie so viele Zuschauer hatten, weil er so süß war. Und dann hat er... Und diese Kinder sind einfach Teenager geworden. Sie waren einfach so, Mama, ich will mit meinen Freunden spielen. Ich will nicht Stunden von YouTube-Video-Brand-Deals mit dir machen. Und sie war so, er ist besessen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Er ist verrückt geworden. Also es ist eine Kombination von religiösen Sachen, von diesem Therapeuten,
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich habe letzte Nacht Mulholland Drive gesehen. Hast du das je gesehen?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Well, the whole concept of filming your kids and you see it a lot. Like people get, I think, addicted to they put the phone on their kid and they immediately get likes. So they think, oh, my God, I want likes. Who gives a fuck?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I'm like, you want to go to school? You have to pay for it. And at one point the kids were like, I don't want to film. And she's like, I'll give you ten dollars if you film. There are laws in California now that says something like if your kid has to get a certain percentage... Child labor laws. Yeah. Which, as there should be.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
There's famous kids who... Never saw a dime. Yes. Like literally were broke at the end of working their whole childhood. Yeah. I'd also argue that... Like Shia LaBeouf, like his family always took...
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I do have to say, there's something we said about kids doing chores and kids having a goal and stuff, but having kids have a full career is not healthy to their development.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Es ist in der Zeitgeist. Es ist Naomi Watts Breakout Roll.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
You're gonna be one of these crazy bitches that is like, Paige leaves her entire estate to die for you when you pass away. Und deine Kinder werden sagen, was zur Hölle? Du willst etwas wissen?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ja. Keiner von uns kann Zeitgeist sprechen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Wenn du es deinen Kindern nicht geben wirst?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I watch a lot of, you know, celebrity documentaries. I think some of them who are self-made feel like they want their kids to work hard like they did and not just have tons of money. I couldn't have a more different mindset.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I saw this on Instagram. Someone said, you know when you're a kid and you have to sharpen your pencil? So you get up to the garbage and you just like sharpen it and it feels kind of nice. And you'd also get to like, you take a break. Oh, that's a version of a cigarette break as a kid.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Okay? It's so funny, because now you deal with me. Paige will literally be like, this hurts, this hurts. And I go, you're going on stage, bitch.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I'm feeling a slight tingle in my throat. Better call my mommy. I feel like my past life when my children died of cholera is coming forward today.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
We are the Zeitgeist. Giggling is Zeitgeist. We just start using it inappropriately. This movie, you should watch it. Sorry, I can't get comfortable.
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung. BR 2018
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That was on Zoom. That was on Zoom. I was like, nothing to see over here. So Mulholland Drive, it got famous for this like sex lesbian scene with Naomi Watts and the other actress who I forgot. But it's like hot.
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung. BR 2018
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung. BR 2018 Das war's für heute.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
You know what, out of respect, Chris, because I know you're regularly googling the lesbian scene, you creep. Can you tell? He's playing it right now. What's the name of the other actress? Sorry, what was the movie?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Can you do your job for a second? What's the name of the actress?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich, und natürlich nach Pilates, was ich den ganzen Tag gemacht habe, saß in einer seltsamen Position, die Detroiters für die nächsten acht Stunden zu sehen. Also kam ich auf und ich war sofort so, ich habe meinen Rücken rausgeholt.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Oh, don't tempt me. Don't tempt me. But I googled it and they were like, the one thing you shouldn't do if you've pulled your back is like sit in the same position for too long. And I was like, well, that's the only thing I'm gonna do. So what if you've already done that? I was like, it's too late for me. And I had already pressured Grace the next morning to do Pilates with me.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, we can't spell Mulholland. So look, I love movies that trick me. Like I want to be tricked. I love a twist. I really wasn't expecting that. This movie. ist so ein erstaunlicher Trick, dass du den ganzen Film anschauen wirst und es beendet wird. Und du denkst dir immer noch, das könnte der schlechteste Film, den ich je gesehen habe.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
So I wake up in the morning and not only am I fighting my own demons, but I have sweet, sweet Grace, who looks forward to this with me. It's like pretty much, she doesn't have a lot of other things going on. Sie hat so viel. Sie ist hier mit Arbeit. Es ist das Highlight ihres Tages. Ich mache ein paar Lachen. Sie ist lachend, weil es wahr ist. Ich mache Lachen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Wenn es ein hartes Exercise ist, schaue ich mich an sie und wir haben einen Moment zusammen. Es ist so lustig. Sie sagt, ich liebe meinen Job.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
So, this was like literally me being insane. And I'm going to pull it up. So I send her a long voice note. Grace? Hasn't she endured enough?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, before the class, I send her a whole thing. I'm like, I'm so sorry to ruin your day. I'm not going to be able to make it to class today. I pulled my back out. So she goes, OMG, Godspeed, we'll miss you. Looking back at it now, I think she just said it to say it, but when I saw it, I go, oh my god, she's gonna miss me. Get it together.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
So then I'm like, I can, Hannah, just go. Because I started googling, can you do Pilates with a bad back? And they were like, oh, Pilates is actually good for a bad back. And I'm like, that's crazy.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
10 Monate später sage ich mir, dass meine Brust zu viel schmerzt. Oh mein Gott. Weil ich aufstehe und dachte, nein. Weißt du, was jetzt schmerzt? Graces Kopf. Okay, ihr Gehirn. Also das ist um 11.15 Uhr. 11.16 Uhr sage ich, JK kommt. No. What time was the class? 11.30, so like, I have to leave. So she goes, someone is at war with their brain. Someone is at war with their brain this morning.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
And then the best part is after that I go, JKK! Oh mein Gott.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Und dann googlst du es und sagst dir, ich war komplett gezwungen, das war der beste Film, den ich je gesehen habe.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Until it's too late and you can't feed your own cat because as you bend down to give her water.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Du schnappst nicht zurück. Du schnappst einfach nicht zurück. Wenn ich dir sage, dass ich nur eine stürmische Scheiße in meinen Zwanzigern nehmen musste und ich war so, okay, schnapp. Nein, wirklich, wirklich. Sprechen wir über Körperschämen. Ja. Hab ich dir jemals gesagt, was mein Nickname war? Ja.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
through high school into college no quadzilla what quadzilla hannah which i'd quite literally dig my own grave that's why i'm funny that's why i have a good personality i had huge i still they're not as strong but i used to have like my quads were like what is a quad Es ist so über dein Knie. Meine Quads waren so stark, die Muskeln bluten über meine Knochen. Also über deine Knochen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich konnte so viel Squat. Und ich war wirklich schnell auf dem Tor. Und literally Hot Guys würden sagen, was ist mit Quadzilla? Nein. I'm like, sorry, I'm just like trying my best. They're just like not creative, you know, just like not a good nickname. Quadzilla? No, the kids were so lazy with it and it stuck. Vorher hieß es Elf-Eier, also war es zumindest in einer Art mächtig.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Zumindest hattest du an Weihnachten und Freude gedacht.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Aber ich habe euch gesagt, ich habe immer Männer gesagt, hey, was machst du für diese Kälber? They want my calf workout.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, men look at me like a horse. They check my teeth. Why are men always trying to treat you like they're breeding with you? Yeah, and they're like, what's your vert? What? They're like, do you want to race?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich habe zu sagen, ich habe in der Schule angefangen zu wachsen. weil Division-I-Babys ein Thema waren. Also, viele Athleten würden Frauen kürzen. Und dann würden sie mich sehen. Und sie würden sofort eine Nike-Sponsorin für ihr Kind riechen. Ja, du kannst mit der Sorority-Girl gehen, die nicht in einer rechten Linie gehen kann. Oder ich könnte einen Fußball 100 Yards schießen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
What do you want for our child? Do you want your child to dunk? Right. With these calves? Yeah. So it's just like a matter of what kind of DNA you want.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I think you'll have a gay son who, let's just say, could palm a basketball with your fingers.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Wait, do you think your son's gonna be gay?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Okay. And some would argue maybe that's a bad movie if you don't get it. No one gets it. It's very artistic.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich habe gehört, dass... You've been cracking me up on the road about the boy mom's joke. Which we're not doing anymore. Can we please do it? So I found a photo of Paige dressed up like...
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Xylophon. Und du hast Flanelon, und du hast deine hohen Schuhe, und du hast deinen Starbucks-Order, der so kompliziert und unnötig war.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
You literally show this outfit and Paige is like, this is an outfit of a boy mom who wants to fuck her eldest son. And that is so real. It's so real. I might think you having a daughter would be too powerful. The alliance you guys would have. Maybe the universe...
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
But the ending makes you realize, oh, what I was thinking the whole time wasn't true. And now I have to rethink everything I thought about this movie.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I'll cry. I'm so proud of her. So she wasn't even hissing or anything? She literally was just like, look at this.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I'm obsessed with her so much. We had a Zoom recently. We're both butter. And Daphne, we're on the Zoom. Yeah. And so they kind of met. They did. They didn't make eye contact, but like. But they were like. They're on a work call together.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Divorce. Jessica Simpson has new music inspired from her divorce. Have you seen it? Wait.
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She was with a hockey player, so we knew that was going to happen. Oh, he was? I think so. I don't think so. Can we google who Jessica Simpsons ex was? Are you thinking Carrie Underwood? It's possible. Was he a businessman or was he a hockey player? I think he was a businessman. Well, he had a blockhead. What is a businessman? Again, something men made up to feel important. What is... Oh.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Football. Oh, Football. Oh. Okay.
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But also they shamed her voice, which like, I'm sorry. People were always mean to Jessica Simpson. Can you guys sing better? Then shut the fuck up. Also, I loved her voice.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
We found out bananas are actually berries on the burner phone pod this week. I think you guys should listen to it. It was a very fun episode. What? Yeah, so that's, my world's been crushed. I have to rethink everything. Do we have the name of the actress yet?
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That's what they say, though, when you're having a panic attack, to look at something and say the color, the smell, whatever, you know how it is. Well, I'm glad that you're really connecting to colors right now.
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Wait, why does this make me more worried for your well-being? Wait, what are you searching for that you don't have right now? A husband. You dabble in and out of being like, if I have to see a man. I do have to say though, it just takes one man. And for everyone listening, we joke about de-centering. We don't joke, it's very serious de-centering.
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But you want to de-center while finding that one person.
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Wait, I'm so proud of you. Are you ever worried that you're gonna clog all your pores with too many masks? Okay, first of all, have you been texting my mom? No, I just... Are you drowning yourself?
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Because sometimes when you're dry I feel like it adds more oils which can clog it more. Like I kind of made that up but like No, I mean, it sounds right, but I didn't... I also do feel like pimples have a natural life cycle that sometimes you just have to let them live.
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Wait till you read the newsletter this week. What is the spray that you use for, like, um... for weeds?
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Laura Haring. Shout out, Laura. Laura, we hope you're doing well. She crushed it.
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Oh. She goes, I use my Roundup and I give it a little spritz. Honestly?
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Ich muss sagen, das war das erste Wochenende, das wir frei und für immer hatten. Und ich war wirklich gegen Dämonen, weil ich dachte, oh mein Gott, das fühlt sich so gut an. Und dann in vier Stunden wäre ich so, bin ich depressiv? Und dann wäre ich so, nein, wir genießen uns selbst.
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Nein, Reste sind so wichtig, was wir von meiner Rückseite vorhin gelernt haben. Ja, das stimmt. In diesem Episode. Ich bin noch nicht ein voller Erwachsener geworden, weil meine Mutter mich angerufen hat und gesagt hat, du bist noch nie zum Gynäkologen gekommen. Und ich war so, ich sage, ich habe keinen Gynäkologen und niemand hat mich mit einem eingestellt.
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Und sie war so, das ist nicht so, wie es funktioniert. So I went on ZocDoc. And this is the thing, ZocDoc for gyno is wild. But I found, I honestly liked her energy from her photo. You have to go on vibes because there's nothing else on ZocDoc to go by. Whose forearm do I want in my pussy? So she was cute. She seemed nice. Because you're never going male.
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I don't remember being so quick though. She literally just like in and out, shoved it, felt up my boobs. I do have a lipoma. I have like a big fat cell on the side. Have you seen it? Of course I have. No, I have like a huge fat globule. You have to go to a dermatologist and get that taken out? I just searched on ZocDoc Lipoma Doctor and I just set up an appointment. So we'll see what happens there.
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This is my Super Bowl. No, but this is my problem is that I want to go in and be like, can you cut it out? Thank you. Where I think it's going to be a whole thing.
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Okay. How did they get the Lipoma out? They literally chop it off. Okay, well, do you think somebody would do it the first time? Because I really don't want to go back and forth like a hundred times.
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What if I just give them a 20 and I'm like, can you just cut it off?
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There's like different, anyway, it's growing. And honestly, like the summer's coming and I just feel like. Yeah, and then you need it off. I need it off. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. So, but she said it's not breast cancer, so just wanted to let you guys know. Oh, good. I didn't even know that was something that... It's just like, it's close to my boob. Got it, okay. Wow, the pod has gotten crazy.
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No, we went in so many different directions, who even knows? Honestly, and the final thing, final celeb I want to bring up, who I've honestly... Never respected more. And she gets torn apart for everything she does. Taylor Swift. What'd she do? She was paparazzi'd with Travis Kelsey. And the back of her hair. A mess? A complete mess. Not her business. None of her business.
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It's starting to make me realize the gag has been on us the whole time. I think she loves people being like, her style is not great, her whatever is great. Because she's like, I'm a billionaire and I still do whatever the fuck I want. And I'm not going to conform to whatever societal pressure you think a female celebrity should be.
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And her walking on this date where she knew it was going to get photographed. und ihr Haar ist ein verdammter Mist im Hinterkopf.
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Sie dachte wirklich. Sie war so, es ist windig draußen. Habt ihr den Wind gesehen? Ich weiß nicht, ob die Straßen gecancelt wurden. Ein paar kurze Updates. Our book comes out in less than a month. And I know you guys thought this was a bit. So did we. It's not a bit. It's done. The book is done. And a lot of you have already pre-ordered it.
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See, I've never seen a movie before. Like, I miss... Everything Des says, I'm like, no, but he's like, are you fucking kidding me?
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However, I looked at the numbers of the people who listened to the pod and the people who have pre-ordered the book. Some of you haven't. Okay. No, I'll find you. Some of you haven't. This book... Yes.
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Yes. A longer pod. A longer pod. Where we like... Anyway, yeah. I'm trying to think of something. Also, I have shows in Albany this weekend. Are you coming? Oh yeah, when? Thursday, Friday, Saturday? Do you want to come Thursday? Yeah. We'll talk about it.
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But I also just announced shows in New Haven, Connecticut, Providence, Rhode Island, Brooks, California, Highland, California, Richfield, Connecticut, Red Bank, New Jersey and West Hampton Beach. Those are all my new hour. Yay, I'm so excited. Paige is gonna see my new hour this week, give me notes. I'm so excited for it. She might actually do her own 10 minutes, we'll see.
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I'm not doing that, ever. I quote Paige Sorbo, she said, I would never stand for that long. I couldn't, I'd pass out. Literally, I've been watching Amazon Live sometimes when I miss you. I have to say. You're doing full stand-up. I'm doing full stand-up. You're doing full stand-up. Literally, I was kicking my legs. I was like... We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. Talk soon. Bye.
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I do have an uncle who's, like, obsessed with James Bond, so I've seen, like, a lot of the James Bond movies, but I wouldn't say that really brings any value to the community.
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Hey, cool. In Erlangen gibt es ein neues Tapas-Restaurant. Sieht super aus.
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Seit wir accomplished Journalisten sind, werden wir die Quote richtig nehmen.
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Das ist so lustig, aber eine Teil von mir ist so, okay, Spion, von wem gehörst du?
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Ich verstehe diese Anonymität. Aber dann leben einige Celebs ihre Leben, wo sie wollen, dass alle wissen, was sie tun, mit wem sie sind.
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Well, she's been in, like, Marvel movies.
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The Marvel movies ruined it for her, probably.
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Ein Mädchen kommt zu mir auf dem Flughafen, nimmt ein Foto und ich schaue sie an und sage, ich bin so entschuldigt für das Foto. Manchmal sehe ich sie so entschuldigt, wie schlecht ich in das Foto schaue. Sie sagen, ich kann das Foto nicht benutzen, Hannah.
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Wenn du dir das vorstellst, siehst du nicht so viele Selfies mit Kardashians. A-List-Selbstständigen. Du siehst nicht, du siehst nicht. Wo sind alle die Selfies? Wann war das letzte Mal, dass du Kim Kardashian mit jemandem ein Selfie gemacht hast? Ich denke, es ist einfach so, dass sie so verteidigt sind.
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Und vielleicht... Vielleicht machen sie das an Presse-Tagen, aber wo auch immer sie reisen, müssen sie niemanden sehen.
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Nun, es gibt einfach irgendwelche Arten von Menschen, die... Don't think like, oh, this is a human person who may, if everyone asked her to get a selfie every time they wanted, that she couldn't live her life. But some people see a celeb and think they're the first person to ever see that celeb. Right. And are like, oh, my God.
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No. You know, it's. Ich glaube, manche Leute wählen ihre Grenzen anders. Ich denke, wenn man ein bestimmtes Niveau von Celeb ist, wenn man mit einer Fotos startet, dann wird es ein volles Meet and Greet am Kaffeeshop. Weil dann die Leute sagen, oh, du hast eine Fotos mit ihnen gemacht, warum nicht ich? Und am nächsten Tag weißt du, wie du rauskommst.
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Und dann hat es mich, wenn ich über Celebrity denke, Sorry, I watch a lot of celebrity documentaries. Niall Horan. Did you hear when he was on One Direction that he had a point where he got so big he couldn't go anywhere? But looking back, he's like, I also dealt with some paranoia that I thought that I would get swarmed anywhere I went.
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And he's like, looking back, I might have not been swarmed, but I was so scared of the possibility of getting swarmed that I started hearing things and I couldn't leave my house. Stop. And that's what happened to Justin Bieber. No way. Well, I just added that at the end. I don't know if that's true. But fame definitely hasn't helped. No. No.
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And go full circle, Mulholland Drive is about Los Angeles and fame. It really is.
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Und ich würde sagen, ich will einen Mann, der es ist, Ich möchte einen Mann, der mehr mit dem Kochen und dem Kleinen beteiligt ist. Ich möchte nur einen Hausherrn. I just realized I want an assistant. Some of these girls who have done it right, they marry chefs. The one thing though is chefs are like a lot of the time crazy people.
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Because their job is just like being in hot places, yelling at people, snorting cocaine, tattoos. Like chefs are crazy. And then sometimes they go home and they're like, I'm not going to cook you a meal. It's like me coming home and having to do a stand-up set for Des. I'm like, you have to pay money for that. Like I don't do it for free.
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I do have to say, I've dated guys in the past who have cooked and it's been so hot and so fun. I've never like dated a man that like... The energy they put into barbecuing, put it into everything. Put it into sandwiches, put it into pasta, put it into steak. Get them like really into making steak. You have to trick them to be like, oh my god, I love... That Salmon you made. Yeah.
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And then they like get passionate about it and then it gets part of their ego and then they're like obsessed with it. That's what it is. Make it a part of their ego. Yes. Chris is smiling. You tricked them. Right? And the second you make it and I go, oh my, wait. Baby, I love your barbecue chicken. It's so good. I go, my ex used to make it. Das ist schrecklich.
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Look, I'm trying to get creative here. Did you blow your hair out today? I did do a little Dyson. Wow, looks nice. Thank you. And I am wearing glasses today. No, you look really pretty today. They're fake glasses.
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Ich habe ihn vor meinem Bruders Geburtstag ein Steak gekauft. All diese Steaks. Und er kommt wirklich dazu, oh, wie wie hochwertig diese Steaks sind. Und dann kaufe ich ihm immer Sachen, um Steaks zu machen. Sie lieben Schotschkis. Wenn du ihnen einen neuen Knife bekommst, kannst du mit diesem Knife einen Teig schneiden, den du machen kannst. Das macht sie wie Hunde, weißt du?
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Deswegen denke ich, wir sind so viel klüger. The joke of men used to go to war is so funny to me, just to wrap this up, because my final thought is men literally used to go to war.
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Also this whole time I can't see. I've been fighting for my life with these fake glasses because I like the aesthetic, but I feel blind, I can't hear, I can't talk, I feel, I have nothing left. Men used to go to war, men used to have their arm blown off and still run and do what they had to do.
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Nowadays, a man's going down on you and sees you're spotting slightly on your period and he's like, I can't do it. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
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Ich bin Tim und du bist Sam. Ich dachte eigentlich, das ist so seltsam, aber in einem anderen Universum, das sind ich und du. Es ist einfach so lustig.
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Zu der Meghan Markle Show habe ich angefangen zu schauen, wer ist Jackie Schimmel? Sie hat das ganze Video in ihren Kommentaren gesehen. Sie hat einen Kommentar gemacht, in dem sie gesagt hat, dass sie noch nie jemanden gesehen hat, like, be with her friends, but act like she just met her friends. Like, the lack of chemistry she has with, like, her uncle in it. And I kind of loved it.
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Oh. It's funny because we got in the cab and the taxi driver was so excited that we were like visiting.
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It's just an unfamiliar... I don't understand the hierarchy. I don't understand all the codes going on. I'm here to have a good time. But there's so much history and stuff going on. And Paige is looking at me like, don't you fucking embarrass me in front of my cool fashion friends. Okay.
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They don't have taxis. Sorry, I live in the 1600. We've got in a horse and carriage. Er war so, was bist du hier für? Und wir waren müde, also sagten wir nichts. Wir waren so, um Freunde zu besuchen.
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And you're fine as long as people come to you and sit down almost like a cat. Smell my finger, my hand first. And then we'll chat.
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And I felt so bad because I only went to one fashion show this week and it was Michael Kors. And I was running late. Mein einziger Job war es, dort auf der Zeit zu kommen. Und ich habe es mit meinem Haar und Make-up gemacht.
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Ich habe gegoogelt, ob Fashion Shows auf der Zeit starten. Und sie sagten, ja. Sie starten immer auf der Zeit. Und ich war so, ich schreibe den Michael Kors Leuten und ich bin so, erzähl Michael.
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Ich war überrascht, weil ich wusste, dass du ohne mich da warst.
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Also it's crazy because there's like insane celebrities there. Like Kerry Washington.
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Ja. Das ist, wenn du weißt, dass du eine Minute lang in der Fashion warst, wenn das nicht für dich passt.
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Ich will, dass die Leute wissen, dass ich mit der Mädchen vorne stehe. Ich stehe in Solidarität mit ihr. Ich weiß nicht, wie sie sich nennt. But I respect her and I believe she should be treated with kindness.
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And he was so excited to tell us all the places we can go. But anyway, we're in the middle of fucking tour right now, like literally in bed at the Hard Rock Hotel, looking onto a pool.
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I walked in exact opposite energy to the other spectrum where I was just apologizing to everyone and they were like, why are you apologizing? I'm like, I thought the whole show was waiting for me. I thought Michael was holding it up for me.
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Ich lebe von sozialen Butterfly. Du bist ein sozialer Butterfly. Oh, hallo.
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Okay. No, when I come to a party, I'm giving 100%. Yes. Also, Rachel Zegler was walking by. Yes. But again, this wasn't like people weren't socializing. Like, everyone was sitting down at this point. And I yelped. Like, I barked at her.
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And this is the thing. I felt like I was...
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Because that's the kind of human I am. Yeah.
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Ich habe sie für 20 Minuten mit ihr gesprochen. Sie guckt mich in die Wände, weil sie sich in ihr wichtigstes Seat verabschiedet hat. Ich habe sie nachher ge-DM'ed, was schrecklich war. Ich war eigentlich froh, dass sie mir gesagt hat, dass sie mich und mein Team wegwerfen soll. Ich war so überrascht, dass ich bei der Michael-Core-Show lacht habe. Du lachtest wirklich an ihr?
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Nein, ich war so... Und dann hat jemand gesagt, hol deine Chihuahua zurück in ihre Tasche. Und sie war so, oh mein Gott, ich liebe dich. Weil ich wusste, dass sie Giggly Squad liebt. Und ich war mit dir sitzen. Es hat nicht funktioniert, wie ich es wollte.
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Wenn ich anstrengend bin, spreche ich mehr. Ich werde größer.
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Also zusammen ist es sehr, sehr lustig. Ich bin wie die Mutter und du bist der Tochter, der die Beine der Mutter hält. Und du denkst dir, dass sie normalerweise eigentlich ziemlich ausgehend ist, aber sie hat einen Tag. Nein. Das ist literally you at social events and people will be like, Paige is so quiet. And I go, you should see her when she gets comfortable. When we're home.
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Also speaking of toddlers, I'm not wearing pants right now.
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I go, can you wipe me? No, I'm wearing no panties. I'm wearing a long shirt, though. Let's just... I don't want people to think I'm... Also, I'm wearing full granny panties.
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Sieh, in meinem Kopf bin ich zum ersten Mal Gen Z. Sie sehen mich und sagen, ich bin die Königin von Gen Z. Ich bin auch ohne Alter in meinem Kopf. Yeah, that's actually probably good. Like, I walk around, I'm a soul. I'm a soul that you can take or leave.
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Aber es ist lustig, ich sehe sie als andere Kreative im Bereich. Ja, ich sehe sie als eine kleine Schwester.
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Aber ich bin nicht dein Alter.
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I'm in like dad joke mode. I'm turning into my dad. Like at the brunch place yesterday, I ordered a beer. Wir sind einfach müde. Ich kaufe einen BLT auf Sourdough Brot. Denk an den größten Sourdough Loaf, den du jemals gesehen hast. Es war verrückt. Und dann haben sie es geschnitten. Und sie haben es nicht mal halb geschnitten. Es ist einfach der größte Sandwich, den ich jemals gesehen habe.
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So the nice lady puts it down and I look at her and I go, I give myself, I think I'm an actress. So I give the tone, I go, oh, I actually was expecting a bigger sandwich. She looked at me dead serious. I looked at her, Paige is like, Hannah, stop it. She's embarrassed. So I'm literally a dad. And then later on, the girl was like, by the way, I like Giggly Squad.
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And I'm like, you could have told me instead of leaving me high and dry. Yeah, I'm my dad joke. You could have acknowledged my dad joke. And by the way, I was at the point with the girls at the Michael Kors show where we had said hi to each other and then we were still talking and I felt pressure. I had to bring something more to the conversation.
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Du bist ein Inni und du bist die Audi. Und dann hat einer von ihnen gelacht. Der andere war so, was redet sie? Hat sie mir einfach ein Bellybutton genannt? Und dann war ich so, ich muss zurück in mein Seat. And it was great chatting with you. Have a great show. And I did do a follow-up DM, by the way. And I said, hey, I hope you watch Severance. It's a really good show.
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What are you, running home and DMing everyone that we've met?
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What do you think I have in my notes app? All the people I need to DM to make sure that they don't hate me. Weil ich versucht habe, weil das meine Sache ist, ich versuche, einen Lächeln zu bekommen. Und der Lächeln, einerseits ist es riskant und zweitens ist es nicht immer geeignet für die Umgebung, in der du bist.
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Und wenn ich ständig auf der Straße stand-up mache, dann muss man den ganzen Tag riffen. Also ist es schwer, sich manchmal aus dieser Mode zu entfernen, um Leute zu lachen, was super erstaunlich kann.
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Auch wenn wir fliegen und der Pilot so schlecht war, dass ich ihn ein Zaddy nennen wollte. Und ich dachte mir, das ist kein Stand-Up-Show. Das ist ein Mann, der nur seinen Job macht. Du brauchst keine sexuellen Verbrechen.
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Wie kann man sagen, Dads sind immer schlau? Er war schlau.
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Was that a smooth ride for you?
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This is a big plane, wasn't it?
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Ich habe immer noch über Mädchen-Piloten geredet, obwohl die Mädchen-Piloten-Gemeinschaft mich furchtbar macht. Wenn ich da wäre, würde ich einfach sagen, seid ihr furchtbar mit mir? Tut mir leid, tut mir leid, mein Schmerz. Kommt bitte zurück. Ist die Energie merkwürdig? Okay, danke. Kommt mit dem Lautsprecher, ihr seid einfach so, seid ihr alle okay?
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Ich muss eines sagen über soziale Situationen, die mich besser fühlen haben. everyone feels like they made an ass to themselves in some way. So I realized when they leave, they probably thought that they could have been... Or they didn't.
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I actually, I get... Aber das Schlimmste ist, dass ich eigentlich weiß, was ich mit dem Gym zu tun habe. Oh. Ich habe literally professionelle Trainer in der 1. Klasse, die mir erzählen, wie ich alles machen kann. Es ist mehr so, dass ich mich sehr überstimuliert fühle, weil ich alles um mich herum habe, bis zu dem Punkt, dass ich das nicht machen kann. Und ich muss alleine sein.
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Das ist das, warum ich Pilates liebe. Ich bin schon in meiner Pilates-Ära. Nein, wir sind Pilates-Maschinen. Wir werden Pilates-Socken machen. Wir danken euch wirklich. Wenn ihr euch fragt, was ich tun sollte, weil ihr während des Workouts liegen könnt.
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Well, because I came in, no, I came in with a handshake. Oh, you did? I didn't even notice that. Well, I was like overcompensating because of last time I felt like he didn't see me for me. So I came in with the hand. But right before we were about to take a photo with him, one of the marketing girlies we were with was like, do you know Michael has a cat?
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Was sie mir nicht erzählen sollte, weil das frisch in meinem Gehirn war. Also als ich ihn gesehen habe, habe ich ihm gesagt, wir lieben Katzen auch.
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He wanted to take it, he could.
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He didn't give anything back. Do you know what I have to say though? But he wasn't rude about it.
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He was matter of fact. And he said, thank you. No, he didn't say anything. He literally said nothing. I didn't even feel weird. I just felt like another time. You know what?
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Have a good night. Michael, if you're listening... He's not. To all the marketing girls at Michael's Coors listening, let Michael know that we have cats.
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People were going nuts over my pantsuit. My people, Kim DeSorbo, sent me a text and said, hey sweetie, you looked amazing in the Michael Kors outfit.
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Also habe ich eine neue Ära angefangen, meine Haare zurückzuziehen, aber die Haare nach unten zu halten, weil ich denke, ich sehe wie ein hartgebratenes Ei, wenn ich voll zurück bin.
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Why are you yelling? Sorry, yeah.
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I'll tell you why, because in middle school, you know when kids say stuff that, like, they're not even trying to be funny, they're just stating facts. They're matter of fact. They're matter of fact. I wore my hair like that, and some girl was like, you look like Legolas. And this was during prime Lord of the Rings. Is it Lord of the Rings? Yeah. Yeah, Lord of the Rings. Like, Orlando Bloom. Yeah.
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Who, by the way, gorgeous, but not the look I was going for. Okay. So immediately I was like, and if I do that, I look like a killer elf. And I don't want to do that. One kid was like, you have big ears. Yeah, they said I have elf ears. And they weren't joking. So then I've taken that with me. You carried that. But I was super brave and I did it for the Michael Kors show. And it looked so good.
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Everyone liked it. Shout out to Kat Thompson. She did my hair. She's amazing.
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But then I tried to do it myself last night. We had a couple meltdowns.
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I'm working on it. I'm figuring it out. Then we had to go to the Lactaid show. Yes. Which was so funny. This is what dreams are made of.
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Ah, well, you know, comedy is meant to be in like a club environment. Shout out, if you weren't able to make the show, they have this lactate sweeps where you can go to their Instagram and they're sending out like lactate merch and stuff. Oh, cute. So check that out. I'm obsessed with lactate, one, because it's real milk, but just without the lactose. And as a woman in STEM...
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Ich weiß nicht, wie sie es machen, aber sie machen es. Du trinkst nicht seltsame, gemachte Sachen. Wir lieben echte Milch. Ich liebe echte Milch. In dieser Stadt.
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Also Lactaid, wir hatten so viel Spaß. Und ich liebte meinen Outfit auch.
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Und ich weiß, dass einige Leute sagen, oh, sie denken, sie gehen zu verschiedenen Events. Nein. Zuerst mal, es ist unser Event, also haben wir das Event gemacht. Zuerst mal, nein. Zuerst mal, äh, äh, äh, nein. Weil wir unterschiedliche Ästhetiken haben, das gleiche Event. Ich kämpfe nicht mit diesem menschlichen Menschen.
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Period. But then you did buy a shirt from Instagram shop that everyone's losing their mind over, which...
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Cut out the middleman. Why am I searching? Tell me what I want.
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Yeah, and I think it was really, really cute and really, really fun.
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Um... I was on The Bachelor. Did you know I was doing The Bachelor? I had told you.
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No, we're blending. We're blending. Well, I did this interview recently where they were asking about us and our friendship and I realized like I'm a comedian who low-key like loves fashion. Like I like creative stuff.
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Oh yeah, so I was on The Bachelor last week. Everyone should watch if they haven't.
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I was going to say, the only time I text you about your outfit is to just be like, do you like your outfit? Because I just want to see the mood you're going to be in for the night. You know me so well. Because I literally, I don't care what you're wearing. I just go, is it good? And you'll either be like, it is so good. Like, I'm obsessed.
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Leather hot pants. I'm sorry.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Do you prefer hot pants or underwear? Hot pants. And you heard it here first.
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I like that better. My labia be swinging. She be out there. Yeah, so The Bachelor. I was wearing a vintage Moschino suit. Shout out Tabitha. Yeah, you looked really cool. And then they were like, things changed. We're doing like a finance thing. And it was like possibly going to be Barbara Corcoran. And I was like, Barbara is literally my best friend. So that's great.
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Somehow I end up on a finance date. Mit Daniel von Shark Tank, der großartig ist und so süß und witzig ist. Aber ich dachte mir, warum bin ich hier? Warum bin ich hier für das Finanzdatum? Und sie sagten, wir haben keine Ahnung. Geh' dir Spaß machen. Und ich sagte, okay, ich trage einen Stift. Ich werde die Boss-Bitchen umdrehen. Es gab all diese Regeln, weil sie diese Spiele spielen.
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Du würdest gerne Hairstylist sein, weil du Gossip liebst.
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Ich habe die Regeln des Spiels nicht verstanden, aber ich musste ihnen erklären.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Mein Job war, wenn die Mädchen die Antworten richtig hatten, war es, sie Geld zu geben. Ja. Wie Fake-Deal. I'm not not giving a girl money. No, that's like illegal. No, they were basically like, give the girl certain girls money and not girls money if they're wrong. And I go, I'm sorry. In this town, in this economy, every girl is right.
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And then the girls were so funny because I know I'm a people pleaser. They'd be like, Hannah, give me more. And I'd be like, yes. So I gave everyone, they were like, the game has gone awry. You need to like, we need one winner. And I said, okay. Sie sind alle Sieger. Sie sind alle Sieger. Sie sind alle hier, für ihre Leben zu kämpfen.
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Das lustigste an Filmen von The Bachelor ist, dass es einen Punkt gab, und ich weiß nicht, ob ich zu hart gurgelte, aber einige von den Mädchen waren Giggler. Ich glaube, sie haben vergessen, dass Grant da war.
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i don't care if you're on the bachelor we'll stone a man no we we were shooting for hours and there was a moment where like they were we were all just like kicking yeah and i was like guys aren't you shouldn't you be talking to grant yeah because like you have to get grants the name grant I do have to say, beautiful man. Beautiful man.
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But being... I watched The Bachelor like in college. I was so into The Bachelor. I actually had to take a break from it.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und dann haben sie The Bachelor in Paradise begonnen, was bedeutet, dass alle diese Leute, die auf The Bachelor verloren waren, in diesem Ort sind. Und um dort zu bleiben, musst du dich verbunden machen. Ich habe es verstanden. Ich bin wirklich eine Psychologin. Ja, weil du magst, wenn sie sagen, Villa. Yeah, I love it.
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But The Bachelor was interesting because I don't know what happened the previous night, but the girls were tired. They were like, we had like an intense date or like the rose ceremony lasted. Like they keep them up like crazy hours.
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The girls walked in and I was like, okay, we're gonna keep it light and fun. No one's fighting today. You're gonna keep it in. And then at the end they were like, do you want to do a confessional? I started feeling PTSD. It started to rise and I said, you know what, bring it back. Roll back the tapes.
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I go, what are you all here to talk about? So I made some confessionals in it, which was really funny. No, you did really good. It was funny. Und ich denke, ich hatte einen guten Quote über das Geld der Mädchen, also bin ich froh darüber. Ja, ich habe das gehört, ja. Also, ich bin zurück auf Reality TV. Du hast es hier zuerst gehört.
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Ich habe mich letztens gefühlt, sprichst du von Alter, ich fühlte mich wirklich alt, weil ich mit dieser Mädchen gesprochen habe und ich habe etwas über High School und deine Locker erwähnt.
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Und sie war so, oh, wir hatten keine Locker. Und ich war so, oh, was für eine Schule gehst du zu? Und sie sagt, wir hatten iPads. Und ich war so, was? Du gehst einfach mit einem iPad rum? Du hast keine Lackerschmerzen? Du wirst nicht in einen Locker gedrückt? Du vergisst nicht deine Kombination und bist schmerzhaft zu spät in der Schule? Das ist, was mich als Frau gemacht hat.
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Also sind alle ihre Textbücher auf dem iPad? Ich denke so. Aber dann ist es so, dass du keine Entschuldigung hast, wenn du sagst, dass du deine Textbücher vergessen hast.
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Und dann wurde der eine Junge, der witzig war und ihn in einen Rolli-Bag steckte, brutal verabschiedet. Brutal. Weil das sozial unvorstellbar war, als sie eigentlich nur nach ihrem L4 und L5 suchten.
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Oh mein Gott, erinnerst du dich an die Zeit, als Päckchen populär geworden sind?
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Ja, ich erinnere mich darauf.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ja, auch da sind die Jungs, bei denen ich denke, er hat keine Bücher in seiner Tasche und er geht heute nicht in die Schule.
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We had such different school lives. I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. It was mayhem. Mayhem in a good way. You just have best girlfriends, but then also insanity.
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Ich erinnere mich daran, dass es eine Frau gab, I don't know about you, but I never noticed girls boobs. That's my friend. I'm looking her in the eye. That's my friend. I was with some guys and they were talking about how hot my friend was. I was like, okay, don't sexualize my friend. They were like, have you ever seen her yawn in class? I was like, what do you mean?
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Whenever she yawns, she stretches her arms and she has this Und ihre Brühe, sie streicht ihre Brühe ab. Die Männer sollten bis sie 32 Jahre alt sind. Und ich war literally so, wie kannst du das? Sie ist müde. Und dann sehe ich sie weinen in der Klasse und ich bin so, wie ihre Brühe sind. Aber ich erinnere mich, als ich in der Klasse dachte, oh nein, Camilla wird wieder weinen.
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Oh nein, sie hat keine volle 8 Stunden.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Es gibt viele Fälle, wo Mädchen überrascht werden, wenn sie ihre Hand hochheben und etwas sagen. Aber dann würde ich argumentieren, dass du noch nicht deine Hand hochgezogen hast. Absolut nicht.
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Ich denke, ich habe es vorher gesagt, wie verrückt ich bin. Aber ich war in einer Tennisakademie. Wir sprechen nicht darüber. Ich habe zwei und eine halbe Jahre nach Hause geholt. Es war verrückt. Wir sprechen nicht darüber. Es war eine Florida-Online-Klasse und ich war in einer Tennisakademie in einem Haus und wir mussten um 7 Uhr zur Schule gehen. Und ich stelle das in Quotationen.
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Für zwei Stunden und dann spielen wir Tennis für drei Stunden, Abendabend, noch drei Stunden Tennis und dann Gym.
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Als meine Mutter besucht hat und sie mit uns verabredet hat und ich im Gym war, hatte ich einen vollen Körper-Krampf. Ich lag da und es sah so aus, als hätte ich einen Schmerz.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So, long story short, I definitely was burnt out and it was the middle of the school year when I got back to New York and I started working as a hostess at a Korean restaurant in Parksville, Brooklyn. And I had to go into a school and that's how I started going to Beacon. But I showed up middle of junior year. With the lore. The lore. Period. But this is how crazy I am.
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I showed up to a history class, sat down, middle of the year, guy asked a question, raised my hand. No. That's so you. No, the homeschool actually was not good for my math. Like I definitely fell behind in math. I mean, I was at regular school and I fell behind in math. Because there was a lot of cheating. Like we do online quizzes and we just be like, what's the answer? And you just Google it.
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I just always was very like into school. I come from a family of teachers. Like school was very priority. And I like to express myself through the art of raising my hand. Yeah. Und dann erinnere ich mich an Beth. Shout out, Beth. Es war so, dass der Zeitraum endete und sie kam zu mir und sie ist so wunderschön, diese Frau, wunderschön, aber so wunderschön. Ist Beth mit den großen Brüllen?
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Eigentlich hat Beth auch große Brüllen, aber das ist neben dem Punkt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Die junge Frau war ehrlich gesagt zu cool für mich. Aber so kommt Beth zu mir, so wunderschön, aber so wunderschön, dumm, auf der Erde. Und sie war einfach so, hast du jemanden, mit dem du heute zu essen gehst? And I was like, actually I don't, because I literally just walked in three minutes ago and she was like, come to lunch with me. And that's the kind of thing, you never forget.
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Shout out Beth. To this day, I fuck with Beth. But my crazy lore was that Sie haben mich genommen, weil ich für das Tennis-Team für die Jungs spielte. Der Tennis-Coach sagte, diese Frau hat gute Grätschule, wir müssen sie holen, wir wollen ein Wettbewerb gewinnen. Tennis ist eine kleine Welt, also wusste ich die Jungs auf dem Tennis-Team.
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Und wir sind weg. Wir waren nur hier, um zu tanzen.
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Als ich in die Schule kam, hatte ich schon Freunde mit all diesen jungen Tennis-Jungs. Dann ging ich zum Prom mit einem der jungen Tennis-Jungs. Wir haben nicht getroffen. Wir haben nicht getroffen, weil wir Freunde waren. Aber das war die Geschichte.
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No, shout out to Beth, who I still keep in touch with.
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Ich bin auch, auch recently, wenn ich etwas sehe, oder in den letzten paar Jahren, wenn ich Hate oder Negativität habe, wenn ich jemanden für mich stehen sehe, wenn es nicht cool war, werde ich das nie vergessen. Und ich werde fahren.
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Ich denke auch, dass Menschen dir mehr gemein sind als ich, weil du vormittiger siehst als ich. Ja. Ja. Ja. Das sind nur Fakten.
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Aber du hattest gute Gespräche bis zu diesem Punkt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich bin wirklich die gleiche Person, wie ich in der Hochschule war. Wir sitzen zu Mittagessen und sie geht durch eine Verabredung. Und Beth und ich sind Besties, wir sind besessen mit uns. Und sie holt eine Zigarette. Ich sagte, Beth, was ist das? Ich bin besessen mit Beth. Ich sagte, Beth, was ist das? Und in ihrem Kopf, sie ist so... Beth leuchtet in der Cafeteria?
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Nein, nein, wir sind so, weil wir in Manhattan essen wollten. Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott. And I grabbed her cigarettes and I threw it in the trash.
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And I thought I was saving her life. Meanwhile, next day she had cigarettes. I don't know where she got them from. I don't know who kept giving Beth cigarettes. Wait, that's crazy.
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eat since fourth grade i feel like in the suburbs they lock you in there no in fourth grade public school ps321 we all could go out to eat we go to pinos across the street and we get our pizza for a dollar fifty or less the only time they'd let you leave is if you literally begged the nurse which i was always in there
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No, you text her and be like, can we have a plant parmesan waiting for me when I get home?
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See, not to brag about how cool I was in high school. Because honestly, I always had swag. But I did wear pads. I was wearing a full diaper. When it would get full, I weighed 10 more pounds because I was wearing a pad. What year did you start wearing tampons? In my freshman year of college when I was going out and my friend was like, we only have tampons.
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And I was like, I can't lose my virginity right now. And she was like, do you want me to do it for you? And I was like, no, I'll figure it out. And then I rammed it in to the side wall of my vagina and then cried and then walked to a party.
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I was like, I'm an adult. Do you think tampons should have lube? I guess you're lubed up with the blood. Okay. And that's it for us. And that's our time. That's all we've got for today. And we've been cut off today. That's all we can leave you with. Thank you guys for giggling with us. We love you so, so, so much. And we have shows in two weeks. Our last leg of the tour in Salt Lake City. Tacoma.
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Vegas. And someplace else. I don't know. You guys have to check the website for the surprise date that we're going to. Talk to you later. Bye.
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Augustine Gigglers? Well, we're in Hollywood, Florida.
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In all of America, I think. Books are being banned. So all we have is podcasts now. All we have is us, which means it's going downhill quick. Side note about Florida. We were so excited for our Is He Trash segment because we were like, we're going to get some primetime Florida garbage.
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Und weißt du was? Ich höre immer meine Intuition, wenn es mein Job ist, den Mann auf der Bühne zu wählen. Und was in Florida passiert ist, dass ich zu gespannt wurde, weil der erste Mann, den ich gesehen habe, hatte einen Mannbund. Also war ich so, der Talent hier ist einfach unglaublich. Überraschend. Überraschend.
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Und ich hätte mit meinem Gehirn gegangen und mit ihm gegangen, aber ich habe gesagt, I got greedy. I said, I want to see more. So I'm going in the crowd. I literally got greedy. I was like, you motherfucker, you motherfucker. What the fuck is that hat? Why are you wearing your sunglasses on top of your hat?
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Ich war zwischen den beiden und sagte, wir gehen mit dem Mullet, okay? Weil in meinem Kopf, ehrlich gesagt, zwischen mir und dir, war es ein Win-Win. Einer von ihnen war für uns ein Slumdunk. Und der Mann, der eine riesige Bierkante hält, er trägt eine weiße Shirt, Jeans, wir waren in Nordflorida, das ist quasi der Süden, also war er quasi in Cowboy-Booten. Ich dachte, das ist ein Win-Win.
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Oh, okay. Er war in blauen Boots.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Sie meinte das nicht, aber sie denkt nicht, dass es in Oklahoma City Luftbedeckung gibt. Ihr könnt ihr das separat messen. Ich habe es nicht gesagt, sie hat es gesagt. Letztes Mal, als wir nach Oklahoma City gingen, sagten sie, wir müssen mit Paige sprechen. Also, der Typ kommt auf die Bühne, und ich war so, ich war so, ich war so, ich war so, ich war so, Christian sounds too smart.
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Or something really weird, like a Gerald. Like that, like, because they're great grandpa. Yeah. I don't know. It's just Christian was already throwing me off. Yeah. So we were already like, okay. Unsure. And then he was speaking and he didn't have like any accent. No, no twang. No twang. And I don't even know what northern Florida twang is, but there's something. Yeah.
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And then I go, okay, let's start this off easy. What do you do for a living?
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Ich muss sagen, wir wussten nicht, wo St. Augustine ist. Es ist in Florida, eine sehr süße Stadt. Süß.
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I thought he said urologist, but you reacted to it and I was like, there's no way she knows what a urologist is.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ein Gehirnschmerz. Also sind wir sofort nervös. Und dann hat er das Wort verabschiedet auf der Bühne.
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She's like, we met in med school and I go, this is, what the fuck is going on right now? My head's starting to get hot. It's all backfiring in my face. And then I was like, where are you from? And he goes, California. I said, how dare you culturally appropriate Florida culture and dress like this and look like you punch walls if you watch your kid lose in a flag football game.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, immediately I'd be worried.
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Not to throw him under the bus, because we said his name and I don't want him to get fired. But we did ask him how a girl pees with a tampon in and he said, take it out. He didn't know. He didn't know. He didn't know.
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So süß. Wenn wir nicht in New York sind, wenn wir etwas sehen, dann sehe ich literally ein Stoppsign und sage, okay, süß.
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Wir sagen nur, dass Ärzte nicht Frauen studieren. Selbst Gehirnschwerdungen. Selbst Gehirnschwerdungen können deinen Klick nicht finden.
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Wenn du Gehirn bist, musst du nicht nach dem Krankenhaus gehen?
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Sie studieren nur männliche Körper.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Everyone was worried. Everyone was scared. I was scared. I was scared. But then we asked him if you could overdose on beta blockers. He said yes, which you didn't listen to.
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Do you want to give the gigglers a beta blocker update?
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Okay, you're sounding like your mom right now. Like, Paige, stop. It's not your fault.
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Okay, yeah, you were not in alignment. I was not aligned. Okay, but I just don't want you to be mean to yourself, because that also... Anyway, continue.
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So, I listened to one Mel Robbins pod. Continue.
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Ich wollte nur vor allem zu der Akademie verabschieden, weil ich fühle, als hätte ich irgendwo gesagt, wo ist St. Augustin? Weiß ich noch nicht. Aber es ist wirklich eine historische, süße Stadt mit großem Brunch.
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And that's on healing, because you know when something is consuming your brain so much, I honestly feel like the whole day you'd be like, okay, I'm going to take my beta blocker. When is the beta blocker? Everything was about the beta blocker. You know when you feel in your life, you're like, my life will always be about beta blockers.
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So I need to get more beta blockers. Wir sind alle an einem Punkt in unserem Leben, an dem etwas uns konsumiert. Und dann denkst du dir, wie könnte ich ohne das leben? Und dann wachst du einen Tag und es ist nicht mal ein Thema. Und es ist nicht mal ein Ding. Und es ist nicht mal, dass du etwas übernimmst. Es ist, als ob du dich nicht mehr interessierst. Ja, ich bin nicht mehr interessiert.
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Wir haben Fotos gemacht, weil wir Fotos machen, bevor wir auf die Bühne gehen. Und du rennst in die grüne Raum. Und ich bin so, oh nein, was ist da los? So I go over, I think you're like having a freak out or something. And you just go, I forgot to take my beta blocker. And I couldn't have been happier. And again, if next week you have to take it again, that's okay.
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Yeah, it did. Just keeping it chill.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I took a Blader Blocker for the roast. I took one for my Netflix special. And it was helpful. So yeah, you've been great on stage. Silly, goosey, funny. I've been?
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No, they're all risking everything. But I guess they're at the point where they're like, I'd rather be fired and expose her. Oof. Yeah, I'm just upset because now I feel like all the Swedish stereotypes I had in my head are wrong.
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We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
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I watched an amazing documentary called Child Star on Hulu produced and done by Demi Lovato.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's fucking incredible. Is it like Drew Barrymore is on it. Raven Simone's on it. The girl from the Missy Elliott videos on it.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Yes. So, and this kind of reminded me, Demi Lovato sits down with one of the child stars she was with and how like the first season of Camp Rock, like they had so much fun. And then Demi Lovato blew up and the next season she was like, she's staying at the Ritz or like somewhere fancy. And there was like this disconnect between her and her old friends.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And the girl basically was like, you, people were scared of you. Like you watched the moment of her being like, you traumatized me and like you were a monster.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Yeah, but you later learned that Demi Lovato was bipolar. She had like 350 shows in a year, and she's a kid, so people are just like, you have to keep working, you have to keep working. And it was very interesting, but it's hard to be like these kid stars being like, I made millions of dollars and got famous as a kid, and it was really hard.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
What's up, my gotcha gigglers? I'm saying it again. Because it's never not funny. It's never not funny. Someone was like, can you guys stop saying gotcha? We said it for one and a half episodes. Buckle the fuck up. Imagine living with me.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But someone like Raven Simone, who is a giggler, by the way, she's honestly one of the reasons I went into comedy. Like That's So Raven changed my life. Like her facial expressions, everything.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I do feel like subconsciously boys were like, I like this for many reasons.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I feel like when I watched Drake and Josh, like you knew that Drake was hot.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
You knew that like, you knew he was hot, but you weren't like, I want to give him a hand job. You just were like, Oh, he's, I want to stand next to him. Let's go back to that. Let's truly go back to that. I'm not touching your dick.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Wait, can I tell a traumatizing story? Trigger warning.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
My like first boyfriend in high school. This is such a New York story.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
His dad invented toaster strudel. No, but we were like in we couldn't go to anyone's house because it was like our parents house and like no one knew we were dating. So after school, we like went to like Sheep's Meadow Park and we were like kind of kissing. And I remember that I felt he I felt he had like a little like a boner and I was so embarrassed for him.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I was like, oh, my God, is he embarrassed right now? Like, that's so embarrassing.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
like or like like they farted it's like that's what i thought it was like i didn't realize that that was the point of it all i thought it was just like a side thing i can't remember i feel like i've just like blocked out anyone like before a certain age i'm like you didn't like literally exist they fingered the side of your leg until we were like 26 and that was that's something else we have to work on in society
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Back to Raven. Shout out Raven. You're like literal number one fan right here if you're listening. But you're probably busy. She started working at 16 months old. And then she got on The Cosby Show and just did not stop working from then on. And she...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
she was very clear that like it was a job it was always a job and during that so raven she was like i hated it like i didn't sign up for this i i just wanted a normal life like she didn't enjoy it and it's so crazy to something that brings us so much joy was causing so much pain for these people and then a lot of them would like just turn to drugs and stuff and and then long story short
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
there's control in Hollywood. Cause there used to be this, the first like famous kid ever back in the day, apparently his parents just like took all his money that he made. So he was like, he made millions of dollars. And then by 18, like there was nothing left. So there's a rule homicide would ensue. A hundred percent.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
There's like a law now that like a certain percentage has to go into the child's trust. But you know what? That there isn't a law to organize. Everything is, is child influencers. So these kids are now doing the same thing. Like they get born, the parents are working and working and working and working. I'm traumatizing them, forcing them to work. And the kids aren't promised any money.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
So it's like, they're just making a ton of money for their parents and, And let's be honest, we've done reality TV. We do performances. When you're in front of the camera, that's not real life.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Once a camera is on, you are performing. Maybe that's why Daphne shit in my bed.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
She's like, I saw your ad two days ago. She's like, stop putting me in your fucking grid dumps, bitch. She goes, talk to my agent before you fucking take a photo.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I think all cats do. They said someone says a cat's face always looks like you just asked them to pick you up from the airport.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
oh god no we're so old i literally all we do is laugh about cat stuff and kanye west to be like a little more um oh my god someone said something funny yesterday i was at the hollywood improv and they were like you know the year's been crazy when kanye west hasn't speaking he's like i'll sit out on this one hasn't speaking I am in Hollywood. I was, Des and I really failed at vacationing.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
So the reason why I think Des and I work so well is because he's lived this life before and now he's just tired. So everything I'm going through, he's been on that side and knows how it feels. So he's lifting me up and empowering me. But it sucks because Des and I were like, we want to travel at some point. And I know you're like, honey, you're always traveling.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But we're like, we've never been on. I've never been to Asia before.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
so like two months ago we're like let's go to thailand two weeks industry's dead in december let's fucking go yeah long story short we cancel we're like we're not we're not going to thailand you cancel but you book a different trip you're like it's too big of a trip to do right now we can't do two weeks it's too crazy 24 hours of flying we're tired let's do a simple trip
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
yeah let's let's we were like let's go to cartagena let's go to colombia um medellin and oh yeah just a simple trip to colombia nothing well we were like let's do city culture and then we're like no so we can't we don't cancel we don't even book that and then we go let's fucking just go to the caribbean for four days
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
so we're so excited we're like we're gonna go to the crib for four days I get an email middle of the Caribbean trip I get invited to do a gig that like I personally didn't want to say no to yeah and Des was like I get it like we don't have to go on vacation you do this it's so important it's so important
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
such a fine line and it also does depend on your age like if you're in your early 30s like yeah you gotta fucking answer the phone and like you're so right and for people listening who are entrepreneurs you kind of get that like there's no schedule so it could be slow sometimes but then like on a sunday something crazy happens and you need to do it to make money
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But I've also been, like, on a ski trip with Des once, and I got an offer for something that was, like, exciting but not great. And we had, like, a long talk to be, like, where are our priorities here? Like, you can do that, but, like, we're going to just try and do it. I mean, I fucking hated skiing, so I was trying to get out of it.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I think it's one of the greatest shows ever made.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
She plays... She plays... She's actually my favorite character. I saw her in the airport once.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
You've literally thought yourself into some like insane spiral that's given you every reason to question or not believe in yourself when it's like this is like one of my favorite quotes is like at the end of the day, the only thing that could really calm you down is that no one cares and you're going to die.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
When I, I've gotten really anxious places and yeah, it's always cause you're like overthinking everything. And the really only way to calm you down is that it doesn't matter. And it's sad that like nothing matters at the end of the day. But if you can find solace in that, like for example, giggly squad, sometimes I'll get nervous and I'll be like, I want this to be the best fucking episode ever.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But if you force stuff and want it so bad cause you care too much, like you actually aren't yourself. Okay.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
you know and started laughing because we were like we miss each other but we can't call each other because then like we'll say all the good stuff that we have to say for the pod and also we're both like so respectful of each other like you're like i think i know you're like working and i'll like come up with something like you know she needs a second she's stressed but like we become full codependent on each other even though that's not it's not our personalities and here's what i know
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, wait, you can call me anytime. I was like... i was like no she's busy she's doing things i feel like me and you are actually two people who like we do have intimacy issues you think like and people and i hate when they make it like girls are like we're boy crazy and all this stuff but like i'm gonna be honest me and you like we are so the men
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
sometimes stereotypically but yeah i would go after guys who had intimacy issues because i didn't want to connect with a man like i wanted to protect myself you know sometimes when it comes to dating and i would literally i've never admitted this to anyone or publicly or to anyone in my life but i will say it on the pod because no one listens because no in my head no one listens i'm like no in my head four girls who know everything about us listen
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But we love the new Gigglers. We love the new Gigglers. You're all welcome. Anyway, what were you going to say that you said you never told anyone and then you veered off? Is this the audition for Pippin?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, but the concept of like that's what guys would do is like socially constructed. Like that's just what we've been like raised to think where we just are trying to like have some power.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I always love, like, I don't talk too much about, like, Des and I, but I do love the moment in our relationship where, like, I was pretending I was, like, cool and didn't care. And I think I might have posted something that was, like, a little bit, like...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
could potentially make him jealous or something like very early on yeah and that was when he literally i remember he called me and he was like hey if you're not like if you're gonna do this kind of stuff like i'm actually like i'm not attracted to that stuff and like i don't want to play games like that so that's great
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Yeah, and he was like, I like you, I feel like I made that clear, so if you're gonna be weird like this, I'm good. I literally put my tail between my legs and was like, that was the first, I was like, oh my God. And it was so mature of him and hot, but anyway.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, well, I'd do something and then a guy would try to up me and make me feel worse, and then I would, and next thing you know, it's just two egos battling each other and it's a competitive fucking stupid situation. But I do have to say, rounding to what you were saying in the beginning, your 30s, it stops being about like being the most successful or finding the best guy.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's about finding like your authenticity, which is full of, yeah, you question yourself. Yeah, whatever. But at least you're being you. And I'd rather like be sad authentically being me than like pretending to be something else.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
What do you think about me? What about me? I didn't tell you about what happened during Thanksgiving. I talked about it on Burner Phone. Shout out Burner Phone. You guys should listen. Thanksgiving morning.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
we're finally having all these people at our house and i i'm of course asleep it's like 7 30 and you know how all the adults are awake yeah like they're all like chatting loud laughing and i kind of hear it they're like four cups of coffee deep yes they're fucking they're talking about like recent events in the news and stuff it's not my scene it's not my scene it's literally a table not my scene i don't want to see yeah i don't want to seat at that table
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
doesn't come across my desk so i'm chilling because i can sleep through anything but i hear the good vibes i'm so happy everyone's talking and then i hear like a weird murmur and everything goes silent and like you know when you just have like that spidey sense where you're like something bad happened
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
so it's like silent for like 30 minutes and i check my phone no one texted me and then i like hear someone say something and i'm like did someone die like did someone have a heart attack like i start freaking out but then like no one's telling me anything so i'm just like i'm just gonna stay here you know when you're like i don't want to ruin my day i'm gonna stay here until you're like if i don't know nothing happened yet yeah yeah i'm just staying in bed finally someone opens the door and they're like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And it was Des and he's like, hey, just want you to know the water tank burst and it's been flooding downstairs and we've all been wiping, like putting towels down. Just letting you know. Walks out. I go, no one thought to wake me up. No one was like, you know what would make the situation better if Hannah was awake?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
it doesn't make sense though the only time that this has happened to me with cats is my first cat Trixie yes she was named like a stripper um and we love sex work on this pod she um we love when I went to college she went to when I went to she went to college butters okay I'm so tired right now here's the craziest part I know I know exactly everything you just said
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, literally they thought about it and they were like, it would be better if we kept her out of this. If Hannah didn't know. I started Googling like water tank burst. I'm like, this is really bad. And my mom's like, we're handling it. Everything's being handled. Does it on the phone with the plumber. And I never felt more insignificant, but understood.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I do feel like there's a lot of roasting, though, in my family. And, like, I'm known as kind of the one, oh, Hannah, she's, you know, type B. She forgot her wallet again. She spilled everything.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But also I have, like, crazy productive people in my family. Like, my mom could run the country if she, like, put her mind to it. So it's kind of like, let's cut our losses. Yeah.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
it is funny to think about yeah like every now and then i'll hear people who like work with giggly squad be like oh before we tell hannah and paige let's make sure we tell them this way and i'm like we're dumb like what there's no we're not matilda jerf just tell us what's going on we're not gonna kick you like no i'm literally i'm not here's the crazy thing i'm not gonna do anything whether you need me to do something or not i'm not doing anything so like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
i don't care people call us and we're like please text or send a voice note like i'm not trying to get into it with anyone at any time no people need to realize truly at the end of the day giggly squad is built on not giving a shit yeah i do think we should start giving a shit about um the drones they're filming a new season of new jersey housewives
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I don't even have to finish the story.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I go to college and Trixie just like shat in my room. And it's just like one poop just saying like, fuck you, bitch. Gotcha. This is what you do to me. That's how I feel. Gotcha. And then Butter, when I was shooting Summer House, it was the first time I would leave her for like three or four days, even though I have a cat sitter.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Wait, can you please write, you wrote the single-handedly funniest note in our notes.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Well, look, Italians are good at two things. They're good at food and murder people in public spaces.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It is crazy that people are the government. I mean, everyone is so pro Luigi because he has a six pack. Like if he was ugly, people would be like, hang on. No, it's crazy. People are like he's he's Peter Pan. But I do have to say the United Health Care guy, he is a drug dealer.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And she peed in my laundry like twice because it like smelled like me. And she was like, you.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Vigilantism is not the answer. Let's not just start shooting people. But I do feel like the girls love that Luigi took the time to engrave the bullets.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I feel like it also makes you look at your boyfriend being like, what have you done for me now? What have you done for me lately? You can't even write a card. And he literally engraved every single bullet he shot into that guy's back.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Write me one post. Leave one post it before you leave for work.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
no it's crazy but yeah the luigi stuff as an italian is very funny but yeah i think the guy had a he had a mental break i don't think it was like a sane thing i mean the guy was like super smart i also loved all the memes just being like his mom didn't know where he was for a month yeah okay there's no fucking way there's no fucking way his mom didn't know where he was a
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's funny. Some girls love a bald man.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Do you know who actually does that? Benedict Polizzi, who I love. He's a comedian from Indiana.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
He got a hair transplant and he like takes photos of it and he just makes fun of it.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
What if Luigi posted in his manifesto? Nobody left me a lasagna.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Also, did they AI an Italian last name? That's insane. That's the most Italian name I ever heard. It's just not a good week for our people. If he was really, really Italian, though, he would not go to McDonald's.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
She's too much like her mom. Or maybe she thinks you might leave. She's traumatized. I don't know what it is. Did she make eye contact with you during it?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
There's literally never been a missing child. Also, if you were working at that McDonald's and saw him, would you report it?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I'm going to say something fucked up.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
no one's ever gotten an amber alert and been like oh good let me help this out you're like i'm in the middle of a text and you just interrupted my text everyone has the same reaction did you see the amber alert that's crazy like yeah that's like also no one's ever gone an amber alert and like ran outside to find the missing child also has anyone ever found the missing child they never give you the update they just never give you that they're gone and then nothing else they never give you the update and usually it's the dad and most of the time it's the freaking dad
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And actually period. It's always, everything goes back to your dad.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
yeah i like a self-aware man like i like the men that like are calling out their friends but also leaning in i like quiet ones i like them quiet i like them i feel like when they're quiet they know things like because they're listening like what is that like to listen i'd be so smart if i didn't talk so much if i retained any information from other people instead i'm just walking around like no that's literally you walk around like that
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
so you know i was talking to these other male comics they were talking about like they're making jokes about like how women talk a lot which is so funny we don't know what like the male comics are joking about yeah but they're like girl jokes i'm like girls talk a lot joe rogan has a four hour podcast every fucking day girls talk a lot we need to take a nap after 45 minutes like we're about to take a three hour nap from yapping truly truly
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Can I say something I'm mad at with fashion?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
They do say that cats don't understand like negative reinforcement. Like if they just don't get that. I don't I feel like you should get a vet to come over or you should get that guy Jackson Galaxy. Have you seen him? No. He has this show called Cats From Hell. It's so good. It's basically like, he's like the Gordon Ramsay of cats where people are like, my cat's crazy.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
They don't stay on. Like if what is the thing in the back for? Because the slingback just goes, it falls off.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I'll buy like a $200 slingback and it's not slinging.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I think it needs stretch. It needs to have like stretch. It can't.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I went to college. I don't think it should be that difficult for me to figure out how to wear a shoe. If I have to maneuver it that much.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Yes, they're always sweaty. I do think also maybe there's not enough curvature in the back of my foot that it doesn't stay.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Wait, so you're standing with slingbacks right now?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
i'm more like i just deal with it yeah you're more like i'll fight every man who invented this yeah like yeah so like we're just different in that sense wait i feel so bad because i forget who said it but there's a girl on tiktok you guys should search it who was like wait so we have wireless drones but we don't have a wireless hair dryer
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
she was like we don't have wireless dysons even though we have wireless dyson vacuums yep what the either they don't care about what they don't care or they want us to strangle ourselves with a cord sorry there's so many sirens that was the police telling us we need to stop calling people out on the pod speaking speaking it's just the patriarchy
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
and matilda jerfs people sweden's arrived you'd be surprised how many things like bosses will make their like office manager or their assistant do no it and also but this is the thing bosses will i think get away with it a lot because the person says yes so they think the person's cool with it but like you're not gonna say no to your boss like i've done weird shit for bosses
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
unless it's in my contract get the fuck out of my face like what do you have like an example of something that you're like that like after where you're like that was weird i've definitely i definitely saw like this one boss made um this girl walk her dog every day and then also made her make her breakfast every day like avocado toast and stuff it just seemed like unnecessary you
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Whenever I text Grace, I always go, I'm so sorry for bothering you, but... Same.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And it shows the cat like beating up a toddler. And then he comes in and he's like, if...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
sometimes i feel like i pressure her like i'm like we're getting bagels and she's like i'm okay and i'm like you don't want to everything bagel with scallion cream cheese and all this stuff and she's like i'm fine i'm like let's fucking party with bagels right now the other day i said to josephine i said would it be crazy if i got us a personal trainer and we worked out three times a week together because like i won't do it if someone else doesn't do it with me that's where hr gets involved she was like yeah i mean like i'll do it with you but like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I made Grace do hip hop yoga and like she liked it. But I also I like was afraid to text her again to feel like she was like being forced to sweat and possibly faint in a hot hip hop yoga.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
he like figures out what the cat's upset about and then fixes them then the cats are like perfect after wait it's my favorite show i need him to come over because that or like a pet psychic in my next life i want to be a pet psychic we need we need in this life we need a pet psychic we're gonna do it for sure i found some on facebook um i'm just sifting so they're reliable no those are the if you don't get it from facebook i don't trust it
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I know. We're like, if you want to smoke a little weed, just don't.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Speaking of bread, one more time. I ordered room service. I'm in L.A. Yeah. And I was, like... I clicked, like, continental breakfast or whatever. And it didn't say anything about bread. So I wrote in the notes, can I please have sourdough bread? Then they start calling me. Because I, like, did it online. This is so unnecessary. And they're, like, hi, it's extra for sourdough bread.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I'm, like, yes, just send me... Why is the... When is the bread not included with an egg breakfast? So then I'm fucking pissed. The bread comes, it's the smallest bread I've ever seen. Like is bread, are they having a bread shortage? Like what?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
You're WeWork. You're a literal WeWork. You're WeWork with pillows.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
On NPR. I do have to say I have a couple stand-up dates I'd love you guys to come to. I'm going to Timonium, Maryland. I've never heard of that place, but I think it'll be fun. Actually, I think I've been there. Sounds like a blast.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Leave the girl who came in with fake glasses and laughed too loud. No, you're doing your fashion segment, which is really, really fun. And you do a lot of research for it and you put a lot of work into it. I actually do do a lot of research for it. You do? Yeah. Everyone go get your mom's cable password and watch Paige on the Today Show. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I hope you're all slowing down for the holidays.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Write it down. If we don't write anything down, nothing would be said.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Well, not. No, I support pet psychics because I support women in the arts. And then also during COVID, a pet psychic over the phone told me that Butter is sarcastic and funny. And I was like, obviously. And then she told me she thinks Clyde is fat, the other cat, which I was like, okay, a little body shaming, which we don't love, but it's still funny. And she's ugly.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
exactly and has a wide set vagina and a heavy flow and then she also said that Clyde's stomach was hurting and then two weeks later we had to bring him to the vet because of like a worm So either she put a spell on him or this shit is real.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Do you know people talk about how like guys lose all their money in sports betting?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
How could I almost lose the house? For no good reason. Do you know why we love it?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
These men finally know what it's like to be disappointed by other men. No, it's amazing.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Also, the fact you think you know what's going to happen in the game is giving you think you're an empathic psychic.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
All the men are animal psychics, but they talk shit on us. But I was saying that it's literally just reality TV. A man wearing a jersey of another man is like us wearing like road lip gloss.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
There's one toilet that massages your butthole.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
clean the toilet i didn't know she'd let other employees because the first people were like maybe she just has ocd um but if she let her favorite employees use it that's so weird like you think their buttholes are cleaner than what what i do have to say i i like i'm not trying to start drama yeah but i did meet her you did where when i interviewed hayley bieber at a dunkin donuts okay so i think she was there
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
The only experience I have was like I actually said hi to her. She wasn't having it with me.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
She was like, brush your fucking hair, you dirty American slut. No, she didn't say that to me. But I remember her. She was cold. But again, if that was a man...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
You're not sucking everyone's dick. You're not like, is everyone okay all the time?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I feel like that's me, but I was just trying to make people laugh, but I offended someone.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
is so insane yeah and i don't want to simplify it being like if she was a man this wouldn't happen i think there's assholes on both ends and i would argue sometimes female bosses have like really mental terrorism that they will do yeah like like male bosses will just be like dicks misogynistic assholes and then female bosses can be like weird with specific people and stuff like that
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, we have more. But like Grace is our CEO. Like she's my right hand man. And it's funny because she was once she did sit me down. She's like, I feel like I'm learning so much. This is so fun and like all this stuff. And I was like, well, I'm like grooming you. And then we pause. Not like that. Not like that.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Grace, is your ovaries available? And then she texted me, because I was like, I miss you, because Grace is back home now, because the tour is taking a pause. And she was like, I feel like I have Stockholm syndrome, because I'm not with you and Paige, and I miss you. No, but the thing is, we got so lucky, but it's because we have a small environment.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
When you start getting a big office, it gets crazy. However, I understand...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
jerf is the brand anything that goes wrong it's on you it's a lot of pressure i'm totally about being fucking serious hard working no bullshit yeah i do not understand the like weird toilet things and the freak outs on people it's unnecessary um a girl's all this stuff comes out of the woodwork now obviously but some girls did a what i did a modeling campaign with her
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
This is why Steve Jobs had a uniform. We should have had a uniform.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
You said that there's a theory that they didn't win any Oscars. Except for the costume design.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
In Portland habe ich vergessen, meine Beine zu schälen. Und ich konnte meine Schuhe nicht mit meinem Dress tragen, weil es nicht gut sein würde und Paige hätte es hassen können. Aber ich bin auf der Bühne und habe gemerkt, dass ich eine Woche und eine halbe bin, weil ich meinen Razor nicht finden konnte. Und Gott sei Dank habe ich das Hotel für einen Razor gefragt. Also, ich bin in Portland.
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Oh, Mädchen, du kannst. Du kannst? Ich meine, es klingt ein bisschen seltsam, wenn du sagst, hey, kann ich einen Razor haben? Und sie sind so, okay.
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Ich habe alles gefragt. Ich bin so, kann ich Hilfe haben? Kann jemand mir Hilfe geben? This was my karma. When I ordered the Wendy's and did not consider Paige in my decision, I jump in the shower and I realized the Wendy's there. So, by the way, this is a five-star hotel. We spoiled ourselves. We're staying at a nice hotel last weekend.
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So I'm like, I'm going to call and see if I can get them to bring it up. So I call and they go, yeah, for five dollars. And I was like, what?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Because they're waiting for part two. But I think that's BS. Life is short. And you don't know what's going to come out next year. I did just watch Conclave on the plane. Oh, you did? Yeah.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Es gab einen sechs Sekunden Pause, wo ich dachte,
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I was like, can you put it on Paige DeSorbo's room? Thank you. So anyway, I've, and this is the thing, I respect it. I've never seen a hotel do that before. I feel like more hotels should. Make it ten.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
And you just showered after doing four shows in a weekend?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
But then part of me is like, you guys should pay me to not go downstairs in your fancy lobby the way I look right now. So here we are. We're pointing at each other again.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Stell dir vor, das ist, wo ich meinen Fuß runterlege.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Das ist, wo ich mehr wie du werde, weil ich früher nur bei Super 8 geblieben bin.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I do think though traveling gets everyone. Everyone's kind of at their limit.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
You complimented me the other day of how I deal with drama on the flight. I giggle when people are being like crazy. Do you remember the lady who like was trying to walk past me in the aisle?
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And I was like, oh, okay, where do I move? There's so many lines.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
This woman left you for dead. She left me for dead.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Und dann habe ich angefangen zu lachen, aber dann habe ich gemerkt, dass du weinen wirst. Also habe ich versucht, mich zu sprechen und ich bin so wie, diese Frau muss in die Front der Reihe kommen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
It was becoming like Titanic, women and children first.
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No, we are so in travel mode right now. Everything we talk about, we're like, are you ever at an airport?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
No, I'm not going to get into the whole bin system, but there's problems with that. I'll bore myself with that later. One last thing about travel. We did Southwest again. And Southwest, they always come through with a good story. They never disappoint in pissing me the fuck off. Wait, I can't even remember what happened. Oh, I do. I do. I've been waiting to complain about it.
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So first of all, we're in our lines and people will just like stand somewhere and wait for people to move them instead of like trying to find their number. Also, five people don't even fit between the thing. Anyway, look, I feel like we're on Survivor and like they're about to vote us off. Like that's how I feel on a Southwest flight.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
So anyway, I get on, no drama seemingly, and then midway through the flight, an announcement comes up. And I'm listening, because I forgot my headphones.
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So the announcer comes on, and they're peppy, which already annoyed me. There's no reason to be peppy, middle of flight, we haven't landed yet. Und sie sagt, wir gehen nach Vegas. Wir gehen nach Portland nach Vegas. Wir waren schon so, wer geht von Portland nach Vegas? Ich vertraue keinem von euch, die mich um mich herum befinden. Sie sagt, ich wollte nur einen Anruf machen.
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Wir haben heute einen Geburtstag auf dem Flugzeug. Ich war so, als würde Rem schlafen. Und sie sagt, hi, wir haben heute einen Geburtstag auf dem Flugzeug. Sie ist 21 Jahre alt, gibt es für so und so. Also fangen die Leute an zu klatschen und ich bin so okay, okay, was auch immer. Und dann sagt sie, also jetzt singen wir zusammen. Das ist Assault.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ein paar ältere Leute, die ihre Kinder hassen, die in Vegas gehen, um ihre Retirementsteuern wegzuholen.
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Nein, nein, nein. Es war, nein, es war etwas seltsames. Und im Mittelpunkt des Fluges, um das zu tun, fühle ich mich illegal.
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Alle haben sich einfach von einem tiefen, friedlichen Verlust erworben. Ohne dass es Turbulenzen gibt oder wir die Tür öffnen müssen, um rauszukommen, gibt es nie einen Grund. Um vorbei zu kommen. Und du weißt, wie ich mich über die Flugzeuge fühle, die ihre Bits auf dem Mikrofon übertragen.
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Aber nicht das. Nur wenn ich ein Mikrofon habe mit den Gigglers, singe ich. Andererseits bin ich nicht in Gruppen. Ich bin nie gut in Gruppen. Wenn Leute harmonisieren, fasse ich nicht mit dem.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Nein, wir verstehen das. Wir verstehen das total. Gibt es andere Noten von der Tour?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich dachte, weil du es gestern in der Green Room gesprochen hast, wie wir nicht in einem Kampf auf Tour sind. Und es ist nicht so, dass unsere Leben diese letzten sechs Monate nur friedlich sind. Es gibt ein Trillionen. Aber wie? Es gibt nichts, außer die Wendy's, das wirklich... Und es hat mich über die Ecke gesetzt.
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Can you do a TikTok or at least some stories telling us, can you tell if a mask is actually good or not? How do you decipher if a face mask was worth the $12 you had to spend on it or whatever?
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I don't mean, but you have like three right now. Fuck you, first of all.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Every now and then I get an email, this one's from Refinery29, and it says like, these are the hottest fashion trends for 2025 that are going to dominate. And I go, okay, well, let me run it by my best friend Paige, who knows these things to see if you guys are right.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Schau, ich liebe McDonald's so sehr, aber wir haben sie jeden Abend um 10, 30, 11 Uhr gegessen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Und ich bin so, du kannst nicht einfach eine Farbe machen, die jeder immer trägt. Ja, es hat mich wirklich verarscht. Ich bin auch überrascht, wie die Industrie Dinge listet und sieht, was aufhört, um Menschen mehr Geld zu sparen. Meine eine Note, bevor ich euch erzähle, was die Trends sind, die aufwächst und ihr alle eure Geld aufspart, ist, ja, du denkst, du brauchst Sachen, aber versuche es.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Was mich hilft, ist, dass ich denke, das klingt so kornig, aber wie Marie Kondo, spart es Freude? Weißt du, du kaufst Sachen, weil du sie brauchst, aber es dich nicht begeistert. Das ist das selbe, was du nie tragen wirst.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Wir waren, aber ich habe nur gesagt, vielleicht für diese 60-Spiele-Tour, lasst uns nicht immer McDonald's machen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Niemand hat mich trendig genannt, um es zu wissen.
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Aber ich finde, Leute beschreiben deinen Stil als klassisch, elegant, chic, was ich sagen würde, ist zeitlos. Vielen Dank.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
See, I wanna dress like Blake Lively and it ends with us. Too soon.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
zu bald, nein, warte, ich liebe dich tatsächlich in Boho, Boho, Flora, Flora, sorry, ich kann nicht sprechen, jetzt Flora, ja, Flora, ich bin der gleiche Art, wie ich Trends sehe und ich habe nicht mal gemerkt, dass ich bestimmte Dinge mag, wie ich mit Camo besessen bin, wer wusste, ja, wer wusste, dass diese Brooklyn-Girl Camo so viel liebt, ist das wirklich eine Trend für dich, denn ich fühle mich, als hätte du immer Camo gewonnen,
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I didn't do it until I saw some other people do it. I didn't invent camo. I know you guys think I do. You were influenced. I was influenced. Okay, are you still upset about your sconces?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Eigentlich nicht. 2012, ich habe gepeakt. 2012, ich war ein Senior auf meinem Tennis-Team und ich war so müde.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich meine, ich war der Kapitän, also konnte ich die Leute umdrehen, aber ehrlich gesagt war es mehr wie Babysitzen. All die Freshmen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich war bereit, zu graduieren. Ich war so, lasst uns gehen, lasst mich nach New York gehen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Wo denkst du, dass es für das Schlimmste gedauert hat?
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Dieser Pod geht gerade super schwarz.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Probably. Okay, you ready? Spring 2025 trend. Pantaloons. Was zur Hölle heißt das? Das ist das, worum ich dich gefragt habe. Es sind im Grunde Flöten-Panzen, die an den Beinen reichen, was ich hasse. Okay. Nein, okay. Ich mag es, es ist komfortabel. Pantaloons sind ein bisschen wie Pajamas. Ich mag Komfort. Ich hasse es nicht. Ich fühle mich nur, als wäre eine Pantaloon eine seltsame Worte.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Okay, nächster Trend. Texturale Floral-Töpfe a la Blake Lively.
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Das war das Styling. Und Floral-Töpfe. Okay, dieses hier liebe ich. Modern Lace. Also bedeutet es nur Lace. Aber in verschiedenen Wegen. Ja. Das ist mein Ding mit Lace. Manchmal kann es schmerzhaft sein.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I thought you were going to say the opposite. I thought you were going to be like lingerie.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich glaube, dass mein Dress es war.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Do you know what's so crazy? I was like not in my fashion area yet. Don't remember like anything about my dress. I know my second dress was like Alex Perry long sleeves.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
So my first dress was, it had lace over the white, but like it wasn't, you couldn't really see the lace. It wasn't a lot of lace.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Yeah. Um zu wissen, dass es zu spät war.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich habe es wirklich nicht mehr erinnert. Okay, lange Utilitätsschirme. Sie wollen wirklich lange Schirme. Es gibt fast Cargo-Panzen. Cargo-Schirme.
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This is my problem. I have such a small space between my knee and my ankle. Like I have very small shins. So sometimes it can make me look like I have no legs. And my torso looks like insane.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Yeah, like if I were you, I'd wear it every day. Every day. Okay, I feel like you're gonna love this one. Organza.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Yeah, Organza. It's basically lace, but without all the like... It's tulle.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Knit sets, which literally like you wore this yesterday.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Sieh, ich habe einen Chai Latte bekommen, weil ich heute Abend schlafen wollte. Aber du bist gerade auf einem.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Also, Antore... Antore Page war auch... Sie machte all diese verschiedenen Routinen, weil sie nicht die Gründe hatte, warum sie Panikattacken hatte. Sie dachte, es sei die Höhe. Dann dachte sie, wenn sie nicht ihre... Ich habe jedem den besten Teil des Todes gegeben. But you were like, if I don't have my Stanley on stage, I'm gonna have a panic attack.
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And I'm like, that's putting so much pressure on Stan. And also like, it's not what you're doing right. Like, it's not that serious. And she'd be like, we have to go back to my hotel room. I forgot Stanley. And I was like, who walks on stage with the biggest weapon? So then the other day, she's sipping her Stanley on stage. And then she looks at me. There's like, 20 Minuten noch bis zum Show.
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Und sie schaut mich erschrocken an. Und sie sagt, ich muss so schlecht atmen. Und ich schaue mich an. Ich habe fast meine Hände getrunken. Ich habe wirklich fast meine Hände getrunken. Warum trinkst du 40 Onsen Wasser jedes Show von deinem Stanley?
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I thought it was a texture. Yeah. Wait. Oh, no. It's a color of the season. Chartreuse. Chartreuse. It's basically like a bright pea green. I feel like.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I bet you look good in chartreuse. Thank you. You sounded fucking rich saying that.
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No, people love to hate, but I do have to say I turned it on around like 11. It put me in the nicest sleep ever. Seine leckere Stimme. Ich weiß nicht, was es war, aber das ist 10 aus 10. Ich empfehle es sehr. Du willst TV sehen, aber du willst schlafen gehen und du willst es nicht aufhalten. Und du bist irgendwie über dem Mörder-Dokument. Obwohl einige von ihnen mich wirklich schlafen lassen.
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Aber das war perfekt. Primetime, genau bevor du schlafen gehst. War sie versucht, etwas wie Martha Stewart zu machen? Oder mehr relatable? Ich weiß nicht wirklich, was ich tue, aber ich bin reich.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I couldn't. Okay, when you say like that, it sounds really bad. Like it sounds like super betrayal. It does. And I did have a moment where I was like, I could ask Paige, but I thought, you know what? It's too late. It's too late. I'm jumping in the shower. I can't deal with the admin. You were on your own timeline. For all I know, she's ordered McDonald's at this point. You know what I mean?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich meine, ich liebe es persönlich. Und du vergisst, dass...
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Yeah, like, I don't mean work, like do anything. I'm saying more like she's putting herself out there to be ridiculed by so many people. She doesn't have to do that, but she's doing it. And part of me is kind of like, you go, girl. If you enjoy it, live your fucking life. Make that TV show. Live your freaking life. So I support that. I'm behind.
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Do you want to tell me about the Alabama Bad Baby stuff going on? I love Bad Baby.
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Do you know that you're actually, like, a version of Bad Baby? Like, last month when you kept saying, I'm outside, I'm outside. I was in my Bad Baby era.
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And then they said, go inside. And I said, no, you're right.
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Oh, wow. Ich muss es schauen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Wir unterstützen Frauen in der Kunst.
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Ja, und ich glaube, sie hat auch Onlyfans. Ja.
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Well, I love that the girls are making good music out of it. That's really, at the end of the day, love wins, right?
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No, love literally wins. Oh wait, I have one other hot take about spring fashion. Okay. And I don't know if this is like... Because I like love my dad or something, but... I love a loafer. Like... Nicht ein Moccasin, weil Moccasins, meine langen Füße werden sofort ausfallen. Nicht ein Moccasin. Ich möchte, erinnert du dich, hat dein Vater diese, wie ein Pennyloafer?
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Ich denke, es ist wie ein Pennyloafer, wie es ist, wie braun, wie fast wie Kleid. Und es ist wie, ich weiß nicht, es gibt etwas darüber, das mir sehr nostalgisch ist. Und wie Mädchen es tragen, denke ich, ist eine Vibe. Du magst es.
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Übrigens, außer wenn ich schön trage, muss ich ein bisschen Hügel tragen, weil meine kurzen Beine. Aber wiederum, ich habe zu viel über meine kurzen Beine in diesem Episode gesprochen.
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But I do have to say, I was very busy all weekend because I had to do soundcheck. Oh, oh, du Scheiße. Wir haben auch, kann ich nur sagen, wir haben beide, wir haben gerade den längsten Flug von Salt Lake City bekommen. Nein, das war der längste Flug.
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Das Schreckliche daran, dass ich älter werde, ist, dass ich jedes Mal, wenn ich mich auf das, was ich das letzte Jahr geschnitten habe, anschaue, warst du 14? Ich weiß nicht, was das ist. Ich fühle mich einfach so, als würde ich mich ein bisschen mehr maturen. So I say. Like a little schicker in a way. A little more demure. Arguably. Some would say. And alas.
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This spring I may want to just come correct and see what happens. I actually, you know, I'm going to pick out my outfit five minutes before every event. You know how I work.
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Yeah, I definitely like... I want to feel comfortable. I like belts. I'm into belts right now. I'm into belts.
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Like stacking them. Okay, I want to do that. And I also want to wear my ear cuff everywhere. When I tell you guys I've changed since wearing an ear cuff, like my ear cuffs changed me. And it's pretty much my whole personality.
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God forbid it's one ear cuff, one belt. No, you gotta stack them. Then you need to. Get a ton of them. I do like the belts. It's fun. It's like giving BDSM energy. And I would, I am into tights, but I can't put on a tight without ripping it. Same.
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and the patriarchy wins again you guys i don't know how we survived this episode because no i'm like actually we apologize this was insane um but here we are chaotic energy chaotic energy we're so excited for another fun week with you guys and the book is about to drop In like about a month. And we finish our audiobook and so that's next on the to-do list. Write that down, Paige.
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Wir werden nicht verachten, dass wir in Ordnung sind, weil wir wissen, dass es in Ordnung ist, nicht in Ordnung zu sein. Aber ich muss sagen, du hast mich angeschaut und gesagt hast du den Soundcheck jeden Tag nur, um mich nett zu machen? Und ich habe gesagt, nein, weil ich es gegen dich benutze, wenn du mich für etwas kommst. Und das war der Moment. Okay, wow, du hast das dann verpasst.
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Aber weißt du, warum ich so verdammt stolz auf dich bin? Weil in Denver hast du dich überzeugt, dass du eine Panikattacke hattest, weil du so alt bist. Und das war dein Weg, all deine Probleme zu vermeiden. Und dann, kurz vorwärts, wir sind gerade auf der Bühne. Sie verpasst ihren Betablocker. Und ich weiß, dass die Höhe in Salt Lake City wirklich schlecht ist.
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Und ich schaue sie an, einfach zufrieden, glücklich, auf der Bühne zu gehen.
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Kein Beta-Blocker. Wir hatten fast keine Tour. Ich weiß nicht, ob wir das voll gesagt haben. In Denver waren wir mit unserem Agent, Shoutout Andrew. Und Andrew hat mich angeschaut und ich habe gesagt, sag ihr einfach, ich gebe ihr keinen Scheiß, wenn sie nicht auf der Bühne gehen will. Die Gigglers werden das verstehen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich werde sie nicht zwingen, sie zu weinen, einen Pank-Attack zu haben, um das zu tun. Und dann hatten wir noch 50 mehr Städte zu machen. Und ich war so, dass sie Angst hat, auf der Bühne zu gehen. Aber tief unten habe ich gesagt, dass sie nicht Angst hat, auf der Bühne zu gehen. Sie handelt sich mit einigen persönlichen Dämonen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ihr Jungs, wir haben die Tour letzten Wochenende beendet.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Aber es war nicht einfach, weil ich sie nicht anrufen will, aber ich werde sie anrufen. Grace. Ja, Grace. Grace. Grace. Sie hat einen Kinnstein bekommen, den wir nicht even wussten, dass es möglich ist, eine Mädchen in ihren Zwanzigern zu bekommen. Ja, aber Mitte Zwanzigern. Das war eine HIPAA-Verleihung, die wir gerade gemacht haben. Sie sagte, wir könnten es sagen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Hello, my Galinda Gigglers. I know what some of you are thinking. That was a very old reference.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ja, nein, sie hat uns gesagt, wir könnten es sagen. Aber das ist der Grund, warum wir letzte Woche Probleme hatten, den Episode auszulösen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Es ist nicht lustig, aber Grace hat ein paar seltsame... Sie hat ihren Bein gebrochen. Ich fühle mich... Okay, okay. Whoever is putting little spells on Grace, we'll find you.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
But I'm really excited because her kidney stone passed and I'm going to make it into a necklace.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Egal. Ich mache etwas mit ihrer Kidney-Stone und es wird eikonisch sein.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I didn't even know girls could get kidney stones.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Can I say... Pharmacist. Hot take. I don't understand why they keep putting out shows at a hospital. And like it's entertaining to people. I don't want to see people... Being hurt. Okay, speak for yourself. Wait, as I literally, all I do is watch murder documentaries. Okay.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
We're very tired. Paige didn't know there was a second part. But I just watched it for the second time because I was very bored in my hotel room.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
When you're passed out from something, you turn over to your nurse and you're just like, so who are you? Give me something. What's the tea? Give me the literal tea. Well, there's always gossip going on and little fighting of things. I've actually spent a lot of time in hospitals, knock on wood, as well. Southampton Hospital literally is like, please...
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
stay out stop coming here stop trying your bits on our staff they're literally working i do have to say the tour was so incredible and i feel so connected to the gigglers right now our last show hilariously was at in salt lake city we didn't realize our whole show is mormon jokes
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Just that John Bailey's fucking hot. Yeah, he is. Okay, tell everyone how you keep buying it and not watching it. Sorry, Daphne ist im Hintergrund und es ist wirklich anstrengend. Nein, sie ist ein Runway-Modell. Sie hat sich einfach ausgedrückt. Sie hat gesagt, ich werde nicht genug bezahlt, um in deinem stupides Content zu sein, das du machst. Nein, literally.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Zuerst einmal war ich nicht glücklich mit meinem Outfit. Ich kann keine kurzen Schuhe tragen, weil mein Brot rauskommt. Und ich wollte die Mormonen nicht verletzen, also war ich stressig über das.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Am Anfang des Shows geht Grace normalerweise raus und sie drückt den Laptop, um unser Video zu starten. Also da ist dieser alte Kerl und er sagt, ich mache es. Und ich war so, okay, all you gotta do is press it and it starts. Press the space bar. So he goes out, he presses it. I guess he might have pressed it twice. Dann fängt er an, es zu drücken. Also er fängt an, durch die ganze Show zu gehen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Die ganze Show, die Powerpoint, die Teil davon ist, dass es um eine Überraschung geht, was kommt.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
The whole point of a PowerPoint is you don't know what's going to come next in the next slide. That's the fun part. So he looks at us and he kind of looks confused. So we wave him back and I'm like, just press backwards and we'll start this over. So he does that and it starts. And then at the end, I was like, I'm going to do the worm. Even in my little petite dress, I will figure it out.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I'll get my sausage body to be held in and I will do it. And we were like, just play the A$AP Rocky song at the end. And the DJ like... The guy couldn't play it. No, he started, I don't know what song he started playing. He started playing a song. It worked, it went amazing, but it was like a sign from the universe. I'm like, I think we're good. I think they've had enough of us.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
The last seven days I've been in seven states, which should be illegal. No.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich habe mich über meinen Outfit gestern Abend überrascht. Sie sagt mir, ich werde ehrlich mit dir sein. Es gab so viele Tage, an denen du so viel schlimmer aussiehtest. Und heute Abend bist du unsicher über dein Outfit. Und ich war so, was bist du heute Abend darüber geredet?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Du hast gesagt, fuck it. Paige machte immer vollständige Fittings für alle ihre Outfits. Und dann sah sie, dass ich ohne mein Outfit aufstehen würde. Ich liebe es, auf der Ecke zu leben. Und dann hast du das gemacht. Wir waren direkt vor dem Show in der Green Room. Wir haben unsere Outfits ausprobiert.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Wir haben das Outfit ausprobiert.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Yes. I mean, she's seen Steeler. Incredible. She's so funny. So I asked Haley, not Haley Bieber, my other best friend Haley, to come to the premiere. And we sit down. Jerry Seinfeld's behind us.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I do think you're you're kind of... Like, look, I'm the fat ass community and you're kind of taking advantage of that for your own sense of humor. I don't want to say that you're... Coming for your brand, but also... She literally goes, clap if you a fat ass. And I would start clapping and I was like, that would be hilarious if...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And of course I'm in the corner and Haley's like closest. So I'm like, Haley, I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up right now. And I need you to listen to everything that this man says. Haley loves to talk. She quickly forgot. I told her that, that she was on observing duty. And then she's like, do you just want to switch seats with me? And I'm like, no, that's way too obvious.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So as we're having this discussion, um, Chris Rock sits. Well, first of all, OK, a woman sits down next to Haley and she's talking and she keeps talking about her husband, Paul, and she's talking to Jerry Seinfeld. So we're like, OK, who's Paul? So, you know, we're doing our girl or researching Paul McCartney.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
okay paul mccartney so then we're just we don't know what to do and i'm like hayley don't whatever you think you're gonna do don't do don't do it don't do it hayley just immediately starts singing no like she's she's also like either i feel like people she either says something and people are like she's the cutest ever or she'll like trip and fall on her face and everyone will be like is she okay like she's just always gonna have something it's never boring with hayley so i'm
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Then Damon Wayans Jr., who's in the movie, sits in front of us. Then she starts freaking out because apparently she's like the biggest New Girl fan ever. So I'm like, OK, you didn't. New Girl is the best show ever. It's the best show ever. But like she she's not reacting to. Did I tell you Chris Rock sits next to us, too? Yeah. So we're we're in a hot zone. Right. Yeah.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And I'm just like, Haley, just listen to what they say. I want to hear everything. And she's yapping about who knows what she was yapping about. Then Adam Sandler walks in. It was a crazy energy. And I never go to the after party at these things because bitch is tired. After a whole movie, like you're ready to go to bed. I go, we have to go to this after party. I have to support Ursula.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So we walk in. Also, I've never met Amy before. and like as a comedian you know she is one of the one of the she's one of the girls that you put on the scene for us she sets the scene and train wreck probably made me want to be a comedian in like the most not to be corny but i think it did no that's girlhood That's girlhood. So I'm avoiding her, right? As you should.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But like literally going out of my way to avoid her. It's out of respect. Out of respect. I'm like, I don't want to ruin Amy Schumer's night. So this is her night that I don't want to be a ruiner. So we strike up a... Haley strikes up a conversation with Damon Wayans, obviously. Classic. So we're talking to him. He's giving me some advice. I make eye contact with Amy across the room.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She points at me. And I'm like... What's happening? What's happening? We're doing physical comedy. You like turn around. No, I did like a joke like me. I'm like doing things I've never done.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So then she starts coming towards me and I'm like, oh, my God, she's coming to say hi to me. She's coming to say hi to me. This is crazy. And then as she's about to say hi to me, this little girl, this little bitchy girl who she must have been eight or nine. I think she was in the movie.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, she thinks her mom's name is mom. So I weep. I awkwardly weep for that because obviously I'm not going to like shove a little girl. But I was thinking about it. I thought about it. Then I was like, don't ruin Amy's big day. So then Amy turns to me and she says something. I don't know. And then I was like, you're the goat. Like that was incredible.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And then I get interrupted again by Adam Sandler.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I'm like, she has been doing Pilates. Maybe there's a fat ass that I haven't seen. No, I'm just kidding. You have the perfect little booty.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
surprisingly was like actually so good but um no adam sandler comes up but you know when you're you shouldn't be in a conversation but you can't get out like because of where we were standing i was way too in where like if i tried to leave it it would have been awkward but i'm holding and i don't i've said three words to amy and i'm in the middle you have to like awkwardly smile like and laugh but you're like i can't i'm not adding to this conversation but i don't want to take away you cannot add but you yeah you don't want to make it awkward
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
yeah so i'm standing there in between the two and he's just like i think he must have assumed i've like known amy for a while because he was very comfortable with me being in that chat and i was uncomfortable i didn't consent to that and he's looking at her and he's he produced the movie so he's telling her like his honest advice and like complimenting her about how well the movie like did in the crowd and i'm kind of smiling and he looks over at me and he goes yeah i heard you laughing and i was like okay
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
okay let women take up space you know my brand of laughter like it's called giggling if you're a giggler just say it so then somehow i get out of it but i'm then you know when your heart rate's so high you're like yeah i've then i run into some gigglers obviously like whoever the prettiest girls are in the room they're like don't they doesn't it calm you down when you're in a situation like that where you're like oh there's gigglers here like i am safe with them no they went up to me they're like hannah we're so excited to meet you and i go guys hold my hand
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I'm not OK. And they were like, what happened? I'm like, Amy Schumer, just talk to me. And then we're like crying. We're holding each other. And then like these teachers, one woman was a teacher, someone else. She played tennis. They start talking to me. And she's like, by the way, we're Amy Schumer's like childhood friends. So I'm freaking out.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But again, I, I feel like avoiding Amy is just like the best thing you could do in these situations. Like she already said hi to me. Like we, we did great.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I've never been to one of these parties, but a circle starts to form. Okay. Like a dance circle. Yeah. And that's when I started looking at Haley. I said, don't you dare. Haley's a dancer.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She should be hired.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
honestly always gets five stars wherever she goes five stars but also like i've never seen a circle form and felt calmness like it's like a laxative like i'm like i'm freaking out
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, Haley and I fully back away, and I get my camera to show, like, I'm not in this. I'm filming it. Like, let me be the filmer. I'm background. I'm a journalist. At this point, I'm a hired journalist.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I'm the PA if anyone needs a snack I'll bring it yeah so Amy like jumps in the middle and she does a funny dance then like some SNL guy Alex Moffat does a whole dance and it's like starting to slow down and Ursula's looking at me and Hayley starts whispering and she's like do the worm and I was like are you trying to get me cancelled in this town I'm barely getting accepted by the cool kids of comedy I'm barely getting by I'm barely getting by Adam Sandler just made fun of my laugh like I am teetering here yeah
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I just want to get out of here with no one going home being like, did you see what Hannah did? Like, that's all I want. Can we talk about that? Not be a conversation in the Uber going home.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But I do have to say the reason we both did reality TV is because for some reason we can't not. We can't not be the drama. I'm like, actually, I have another thing to say. Hold my beer. So then Ursula's looking at me. And also Ursula easily could have just been looking at me. But in my head, I was like, she wants me to do the work.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Because as I'm telling this story, I'm like, she actually said do the work. that is so fucking you it's oh my god i was about to throw ursula under the bus and be like well ursula forced me and i'm like ursula i don't think she even knows i do the worm that is us in any situation when a hot guy walks by him i'll be like he's trying to fuck like he literally works here
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I have a whole thing made up in my head. And then, but this is the thing. Amy looks at me and she does a point. Again, looking back now, I don't think she meant do the worm. Maybe she meant like, do you want to do something silly in the circle?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And as you know, like I'm zero a hundred, babe.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Bye. Like it's all or nothing with me.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But you know what's so cute about my friends? And when I say friends, I speak this very generically. Like, literally every friend I've known since college has never forced me to do cocaine. No. Because I also think they're scared. They go, we don't want that kind of night. It's not. It's not. Do you realize no one's ever, like. No one's ever asked you.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No one who knows me has ever looked me in the eye and been like, you should do cocaine tonight.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
To the point that I didn't even know people were doing cocaine.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I call Paige and I go, I don't want to start spread drama or gossip. I don't want to ruin anyone's reputation. They went in the bathroom and they were there a little too long. And I don't think it was a tummy ache.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So life's very short. Amy looks at me, does a point. When I tell you this circle was like Ted Sarandos was there. If you don't know who Ted Sarandos is, he like runs Netflix. Like he's the guy that like, if he doesn't like you, like, You'll never work in this town again. So I go in, do the worm, and everyone's like, you did it in your dress. And I'm like, have you seen the Giggle Squad tour?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I've done it in the most insane outfits. So I do two, because I feel like three, you're getting greedy. Like three, it's like, we get it. You can do the worm. So I did two as if it was a mistake almost. Like I tripped almost and did the worm. Yeah. Run off.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
People have footage, which I think I'm going to put in the newsletter because I don't want it to make it like I very you know when you watch you watch yourself and you're like, oh, my God, I'm annoying.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So I run to Amy after and she's like, yay. And then I run behind her and just stand there. Yeah.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
like it was your mom and you're literally i was like are we good is everyone are we still okay is anyone mad at me um and then i told hayley i was like we have to leave i literally did anxiety like immediately hit and you're like i gotta get the fuck out of here i'm completely sober like completely sober arguably maybe it was good because i was sober because i was like we need to leave because if i was
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Watch, watch kind of pregnant. I did the worm at Amy's premiere for the gigglers. I watched it.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
There's a lot of slapsticky comedy that like, honestly, I'm not huge into the slapstick stuff. I almost like pissed myself in the movie theater.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I also I had inside scoop from Damon Wayans Jr. He told me that she was legit doing her own stunts. Like apparently she fell down the stairs like eight times.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, it's my dream. She's living her dream.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
As someone who wanted to be a sports broadcaster before all my dreams died, I know that there's different types of commentators. There's the one who's just vibes. It's like, welcome back, and you're supposed to look happy, excited. And then there's the color commentator who tends to be a former athlete or someone who knows a lot. So your job is to ask them what people might be wondering.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Well, the Grammys happened right after we recorded last time. I just had one question for you on a- Oh, I literally didn't watch anything of it. I watched all of it, but I've already forgotten, except the jellyfish hair. What the fuck is that? So it's like Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, a bunch of girls are doing this bang that cuts across Billie Eilish. It cuts across- Again.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
leave it to the brits i don't think i don't think that we no leave it to unless you're a british rock star yeah i mean they could look those girls can pull it off i'm just telling the girls at home
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So why do you think the quarterback made that decision? I'm obsessed with it. Also, Aaron Andrews. I just have to shout out Aaron Rodgers. Do you know Aaron Andrews? I mean, I don't know her personally, but, like, yes. She's, like, iconic and has been, like, that girl.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I do have to say, in my 20s, I did not decenter men. I'm going to be so honest with you guys.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, that's crazy. I literally was like, for me to feel value, I want to be with a hot, tall, smart, funny man, and then I will feel complete. I'm at this weird point in my life. When in reality, they suck. I mean, granted, yes, I am married and I will address that. And that is so nice. But to feel... And I need to call myself out on that because I pretend I'm not married, but I am.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But I do have to say my fulfillment right now is like... I want people to see me and who I hang with and be like, oh my God, she hangs with the smartest, coolest, hottest, most successful girls. And it's this weird thing that happens. I think in your 20s, we're all very scared.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But in my 30s, whenever I see a hot, smart, successful girl, instead of thinking like jealousy vibes, I'm immediately like, how do I make her talk to me? Like I literally become creepy. Like how do I...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I used to have friends who would like definitely put me down a lot. And I thought it was funny and I would lean into it because I'm I'm self-deprecating. But then I realized like, oh, no, they actually are like holding me like suffocating me down underwater, holding you underwater. Drowning me jellyfish style.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
This is a water-based lubricant for your vocal cords. You can laugh with us. Why is this underwater themed?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She's 46. Wait, I'm obsessed. She's gorgeous. She's just running shit. She's the one middle of the field at the end of the game that was, like, what's up?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
when it cuts to us just wearing goggles the whole episode we're so stupid um no why because we haven't talked in like four days no i know i also feel like we're talking really fast i know i don't i think i was gonna say i drank a lot of coffee but it's literally 7 p.m and i'd be lying um but no i really am obsessed with i want people to be like oh she's so cool look at her friend and
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And I know there was like in high school, people were like, oh, popular. I'm not talking about popular. I'm talking about this bitch's brain next to me is fascinating. And and she thinks big and she sees me like, I don't know. It's just friendships. Oh, like you deserve to be with someone you're excited to be friends with.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Also side note about like finding friends who were like really cool, smart, funny, successful. A lot of these women I found have also been through something. So I just want to shout out anyone going through something right now because it means like I just realized a lot of things I went through. If I didn't go through them, I literally wouldn't be where I am now. And I would not be as interesting.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Like I'd be boring as fuck. I'd have no lore. I'd have no lore. Can we can we focus on creating lore for yourself whenever anything fucked up happens? The lore, the lore that people are going to be talking about.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
The only thing I regret is when I'm too hard on myself. Because looking back, you're just like, okay, girl, you were trying. I'm trying. You're trying your best. You just need to drink some water. Wait. Shout out to my mom. She made me laugh so hard. Because Des has been gone. He's been in Dublin. So my mom swooped. She was like, your husband's not home. You're hanging with mom and dad.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Walt Disney actually froze that in his contract early on. It's been a long time.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And I was like, hell yeah. As long as someone's getting dinner. So we go to get dinner. And my dad orders one of those like fish spaghetti dishes, you know, where it's like angel hair with a ton of clams and scampi and... whatever it is. Yeah. Um, and he starts eating it with the little fork that you're supposed to put in the clam. And he starts like eating the pasta with it. Okay.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
With a little fork. And my mom looks at me and she goes, I have the egg.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
i the way i know he's getting the ache from your husband literally because he's using and he's like oh it makes me like eat slower when i use the little fork and i'm like that is for the muscles he's literally share from clueless he's like if i cut it up into little pieces he's like chewing it and spitting it out i'm like dad what are you doing and then i'm sitting there my mom's rolling her eyes i'm dying laughing i just think like it just made me so my mom says so many like things that we would say on giggly squad it just makes me really happy and then i tried to pitch her
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Let's talk about what you want to talk about, which is...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Also, you don't even know the like didn't even teach you. It's just who you are. Yeah. Can I say like a really sad thought I thought about? OK. About parents. Yeah. I think it should be illegal. if they're over 50, to have to interview for a job. Because I was just envisioning my mom or my dad in a job interview and getting rejected. Sorry, that's my mother. That is my father. You cannot say...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
he's perfect they are they raised me you don't think they're capable of this job like i'm sorry imagine someone telling your dad no like i know your dad is an entrepreneur but imagine someone interviewing your dad and being like sorry you're not good enough for this company i will burn your small business to the ground no there's something this is why i'm actually scared for us to become moms because i feel like i'm gonna be vicious
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See, it's funny because I'm not the Scorpio in my family. Dez is the Scorpio. So if Dez finds out anyone, my mom, my dad, anyone's upset, he has it handled. So shout out to Dez, our provider, our protector.
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But what I did tell myself, if I'm going to be a parent and my kid goes through something or something fucked up happens, we have to normalize adversity. Let your kid have adversity. Honestly, I'm leaning towards the 80s model. Let them figure it out. Mama's napping.
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Exactly. Because I feel like we were the helicopter parents where they like make sure everything was perfect. And it's like, obviously, you know, there's pros and cons, but I'm kind of like you're doing chores.
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You're when something bad happens, I go and that's life. Yeah, we're picking ourselves up. We're picking ourselves up. And then they're stronger because you don't want to have a kid who's spoiled or who... Have you seen? I've been on MomTalk for no reason. I'm not pregnant, I swear. I just ended up on MomTalk somehow.
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suck it the fuck up i do have to say it's so people talk about like meeting the parents and like obviously you want the parents to like you but even more so you want to see like how they parent him because like you just need to have similarities in that or like There's a lot of people.
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You're going to meet so many people who you are attracted to, where you have chemistry with, but you're not going to parent a child well together. You're not going to have day-to-day financial decisions. There's so many things that make people good boyfriend-girlfriend that doesn't make them good husbands. Have you heard about the Japanese electric salt spoon?
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jesus that sounds it's not a vibrator yeah it hugs you from behind code giggly no so okay this this spoon there's something electric about it that okay it makes everything taste saltier but you don't actually add salt so if you have like high sodium it just like
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Yeah. I also we have a lactate event tomorrow. Shout out lactate. And I was making I thought it'd be cute to make a banana split for a promo video. And I couldn't get it to like you put a banana and you put the ice cream on it. I couldn't get it to stay. And people in my DMs were like Hannah you're supposed to cut the banana in half you dumb piece of shit.
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They were there for the looks. DeAndre Hopkins. I follow that man. Yes. No, some of them were wearing like Louis Vuitton.
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I'm like, you're mixing. Give me a vanilla cupcake with a little pink frosting.
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Also, the textures are all over the place. I more prefer like a bruleed fruit. If a fruit's going to be involved, let's make it warm. What's a bruleed? You know, like, I mean, I'm probably I didn't go to French culinary school, but I feel like it's when you put it.
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french culinary school no brulee oh like a creme brulee yeah you know how they brulee it with the fire like you gotta brulee i never realized that's what it's called well now i have to google it because i know there's like a 50 chance i'm wrong is that daphne in the background yes brulee banana brune
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No, I do have to say what was so funny about it was she'd messaged me. She was like, these flowers are perfect for my house because all I did was order the flowers I knew you would like because I know it's an all white aesthetic and I got a little gold, a little white. It was perfect. So I was perfect. I feel like I got Kim points there. I was really happy about that. No, that was so sweet of you.
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Points for me. Did you watch Apple Cider Vinegar? Hannah. Did you watch the whole thing? Yes. How?
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It's funny because I saw there's all the correspondence. They put the men like the big men in their suits all. I mean, it's the gayest shit I've ever seen. But anyway, they put.
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This girl lied. And some Aussie – we have a lot of Aussie gigglers. They were DMing me saying, like – when it first came out that she might be like lying and she was raising all this money for charity for other people with cancer, this like kid who needed surgery and the money never got to them. So they wrote up that she's basically like not putting the charity money where it should be.
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And apparently all of Australia was like, how dare you try to bring a woman down? This cannot be true. We love her. She's perfect. Leave her alone. And then it came out that she was about brain cancer and, Because she told everyone to buy her cookbook and her app because she basically said my diet healed cancer.
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And it was very interesting also in this day and age kind of because the Internet is so crazy where this other girl is basically, you know, she did some research about, you know, some.
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cult place where you go and you drink juices and your cancer goes away and like obviously we all want to solve things um but it just showed that there's so much misinformation online and like and granted there's so much fucked up stuff with the healthcare industry but we have to trust that like we're trying to cure cancer and there isn't like a secret weed that you can put up your pussy that's gonna do it
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it was a drag show it was a drag show like when they were coming out with like all the sparklers and the it was just okay let's just call it what it is and then tom brady had like full contour and everyone was like this is drag he was also wearing like a million dollar watch or some bullshit and it was like brady's face card never declines has never declined in the history he was stunning yeah
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no no but it looks just like her and you know what i thought i thought she probably was up for that role and she would have been great as anna delvey her name is caitlin devy i believe caitlin devy she was in book smart also she's yes amazing i don't think she's australian oh well she did a perfect australian accent but i also could have made that up okay and we'll fact check that because you know what actually she might be and she's just been american in every other movie and it could be that too
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Do you know who's not American? Who? Isla Fisher.
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How did you know that?
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They do. They need thoughts and prayers. Let's be quiet. Okay. I have one final note. Okay. I wrote my college EDU address ruined my life. Okay.
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It was hburner at wisc.edu for Wisconsin. And that's what I used for like my Facebook and my Apple ID and my everything. And then no one tells you that after college you have to change it.
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because they shut it down so like i went years not being able to log in to my apple id because it was edu and like i couldn't get into it to change it and now we know why you don't believe in bluetooth or wi-fi you were traumatized and that's the pipeline all of this that's the pipeline yeah and i don't believe in mail
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Independent school shout out because you get more attention for people who need it.
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But I do have to say, it needed a girl somewhere in there to talk about the outfits. Because also, when girls show up in outfits at these award shows, we get questions asked. How long did it take you? What did you eat today? What was the story? How did you match that? What stylist? These guys walk in, no accountability for their outfit. Nope.
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Do you know that nowadays kids just chat GBT the lesson plan?
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You guys. Wow. That was a lot of information. What an action-packed hour. We've never done so many things. And tomorrow we're going to.
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It's giving. What's her name? The Wizard of Oz girl. Who starred in The Wizard of Oz?
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We fucking Judy Garland ourselves this week.
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We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. We'll giggle with you later. Bye.
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I don't need it. One thing I do hope trickles down, the bell-bottom jeans. The bootcut, bell-bottom, Kendrick Lamar jeans. I want to see men in Middle America wearing that with a straight face.
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What's up, gigglers?
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You know, it's just like, well, when it comes to men, they usually are. Yeah, that's true.
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Manifest that shit.
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Wait, can we discuss Travis Kelsey's outfit? I just, I just. People were doing before and afters of before he met Taylor and after. I personally, I think it's red flaggy. Like whenever, we all know from our end, whenever you look at a phase where you completely change yourself for a man, you were like, oh, I was going through something.
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Granted, maybe this is who he's always been, but he changed himself the last 20 years to pretend he was a white rapper. Yeah. Right. Right. He had a very different swag. There was actually a funny video saying how like every now and then he tries to dress kind of like swaggy. It's like him revolting against Taylor.
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But I do have to say the funniest video of the whole night was he was just wearing his top after the Super Bowl leaving. And people were like, that was a Super Bowl party winning outfit, like his sparkly shirt. And it was giving walk of shame after a bad hookup.
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And there was a mustache involved. But I do like that he... Look, I like Travis. I don't want to like Travis, but I do.
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I like him. I like that he commits to the bit. I liked how sad he looked on the field. That kind of turned me on in a weird way. Just like him being defeated and empty and sad.
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What's up, my game day gigglers? Okay? Yes, honey. We had a correspondent. On the ground floor. This is a sports podcast. We used our own business credit card. We put it on the business. We sent Paige to the Super Bowl. Paige, what did you see on the game day? This is my sportscaster voice. What did you see?
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Yeah, I saw a lot of the like guys being emotional where it showed them like freaking out. But it's like, look, they're just passionate. They're being passionate just like we are.
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um i will say this um mads mitch on who we love on tiktok hysterical hysterical she's like a little genius like she speaks so fast and so funny i have to like slow it down to keep up with her no i must have she needs to have a she needs to have a podcast um does she not should we put her on our non-existent network
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She's like, I don't want to be associated with you guys.
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He's just he's been nailing it. And he's also like because every now and then when I start liking a guy like an answer, I go, do I like him or is he just good looking? Yeah. So I stopped. I stepped back and I said.
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Someone did say because the kicker, Harrison Butler, who I accidentally picked for my fantasy football team because it was automatic and I didn't know. And I hope I don't get canceled because of that. And I didn't even have to say it out loud now, but I did. He, cause I won't be transparent. He, he said like women shouldn't work and they should have babies.
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And then his team, I don't think he kicked, maybe he kicked one or two field goals cause his team barely scored touchdowns. They were like, Oh, maybe you shouldn't work.
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yeah maybe maybe you should have stayed home and let her go back to her job no you guys this wasn't even the beginning of the okay this was the beginning of the pod but like when i tell you our notes are out of fucking control we had too much stuff going on this week um where do you even want to begin
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Get your dirty hoof.
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I was just like, excuse me, male. No, I know how you do it. I could never. I could never. They'd be like, you just punched me in the arm. Ow. Also, no one's ever turned to me and been like, your hair is purple.
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The Gigglers need to know what was the vibes. What was your opinions?
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wait so we're going to the michael kors show tomorrow and everyone's nervous and by everyone i mean me we have to see if michael notices me this time around he remembers you wait i have another funny story from christian siriano um
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Also I love that she assumed she forgot her She's like I know you do a lot of weddings You're on the wedding circuit I'm like she's not out here doing bat mitzvahs Natasha is out here right now Because when I went to the Amy Schumer Kind of pregnant premiere Natasha just walked by us Which we need to talk about Which we need to talk about
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um side note the name bronwyn yeah i've never heard this as a dumb new yorker i've never heard of such a name until it was um real housewives of oc wasn't there bronwyn burke yeah yeah there was a bronwyn oh yeah i thought i is this a common name i don't know west coast i don't i don't know
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Give me the big nets, the big nets. No, I can't pronounce anything. They can't even pronounce. It's supposed to be like New Orleans. It's not New Orleans. It's New Orleans. New Orleans.
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I bet. Well, also. Also, that's nice. Like imagine if it was freezing and then all the football players are little fingers to be cold. But the game was in a dome.
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It was perfectly executed.
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I don't like it. It was basically the sphere in Las Vegas, which we're going to perform soon. No, I'm just kidding. That seems like you have to be high. I literally get nauseous, I think. You'd have to be high. Yeah, talk about the beta. They would have to put beta blockers up your asshole.
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So I get a message saying, of an invite to the Kind of Pregnant premiere, which I was very excited about because Des goes way back with Ursula Carlson, who's hysterical in it. She's a South African comedian who's like huge. Wait, who did she play? She plays the dean, not the dean, the one who was vaping the whole time.
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Warte, sie haben einen Supplier. Ich habe meinen Mann, ich habe meinen Hookup. Lass mich einen Acht von Viagra bekommen.
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Someone needs to do an investigation. Oh, God. I just think let nature take its course. It's not meant to be. And more people need to let nature take its course.
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Because I feel like as girls, we want to be confident and we teach ourselves all this stuff. But then, if you have too big of an ego, it hurts you. Ja. Und manchmal merke ich, dass ich, wenn ich mein Ego betrachte, alle meine Probleme weggehen. Viele der Tage bin ich frustriert, ist literally nur mein Ego, denken, ich sollte etwas tun oder jemand sollte mich in einer Art und Weise behandeln.
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Aber wenn du nur sagst, das ist mein Ego und das ist nicht mein Amigo. Es ist nichts in meinem Geschäft. Es ist nichts in meinem Geschäft, was zurückgeht zu unserer anderen Theorie, dass nichts unser Geschäft ist.
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Ich habe einen Krieg begonnen. Ich habe mein Bachelor-Bit veröffentlicht, über eine Frau, die auf einem Bachelor war, mit einer Frau namens Stephanie und wie es ein Kult ist. It is though. Your other best friend is Stephanie. And I didn't say anything, I just put it out there.
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You have to do something fun for her. You have to make her a fun cat cake or something.
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Do you know what's a joy in my life I'll never have a high of and feel good of again? I'll never reach this level of happiness. Did you have Mr. Softy as a kid?
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Und er würde sagen, ja, kriegst du, was du willst, Paige.
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Schau, du bist Mafia-affiliiert und ich schätze dich nicht dafür. Und Page 6, wenn du lernst, ist eine Lüge, okay? Es ist eine Lüge. Ich denke, mit den Eisboden-Trucks war es ziemlich drucktrafikant von ihnen. Wir würden alle in der Wälder spielen und dann würden sie es machen. Und natürlich würden alle Kinder sagen, Mami. And then they'd be like, what are you going to do?
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Tweaking out. Literally tweaking. Chucking themselves at the fence.
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You turn into fucking zombies that are about to eat a brain. It got crazy. I would always get the strawberry shortcake thingy.
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Und sie haben all diese verrückten Farben und du spielst den Rest des Tages und dein ganzer Gesicht ist blau. Das sind die guten alten Tage.
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Weil ich glaube, das ist ein ziemlich suburbanes Ding. Aber es ist sehr anders, als was du erlebt hast. Es war eine andere Person jeden Tag in dem Truck.
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Es gibt viele verschiedene Fahrzeuge, die überall stoppen. Es war verrückt. Aber danke dir für das. Ich hatte ein bisschen Kindheit. Ich bin glücklich. Nein, ich bin stolz. Oh, hast du gehört, dass es einen Brustmilch-flavoured-Ice-Cream gibt? Das ist unvergesslich. Ich denke, es ist eine promotional Sache, aber es hat mich definitiv geklickt.
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I won't. I literally was like, why am I saying yeah?
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Ich denke, dass damals alle Mädchen sich ihre Babys bewegen würden. Es wäre wie eine Kommunikation.
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Maybe because it's really hard to make sure the breast milk is coming from a good source. Ein guter Ort, ein guter Kaffee. Ist es ein guter Ort? Kommt es mit Liebe und Ehrlichkeit und Wahrheit?
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Ja, ich meine, so viel Brustmilch, ich fühle mich, dass es weggezogen wird oder wie es gefrostet ist, es wird nicht genutzt. Eigentlich wissen wir nichts über Brustmilch.
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Sie ist so, mein Mann mag mich nur für meine Nacken. And after that, I have nothing to bring to the table. No, well, I said, I can't relate whatsoever. You go look. She's like, look, I looked at Paige and I said, that's not the life I want to live.
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Du warst auf Bridesmaid-Führung. Du hattest nichts zu tun. Du warst nicht da, um einfach Sunscreen anzupacken. Du hattest einen Becken-Kall.
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Es ist, ich kenne viele meiner Freunde, die keine großen Brüste haben und dann Brüste bekommen und sie lieben ihre Brüste, wenn sie sich bewegen. Es ist sehr lustig.
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Ich habe Dinge gesehen. Was hast du gesehen? Ich habe alle Adoleszenz gesehen. Und was glaubst du? Ich dachte, es war großartig. Die Einschalt-Szene stresst mich aus. Es ist schwarz und zwischendurch. Es hat mich nervös gemacht, weil ich mich verletzen würde. 40 Minuten später würde ich eine Linie fliegen und sagen, sorry, wir müssen anfangen.
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Das ist verrückt. Er war spektakulär.
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Ich denke, ein weiterer Mental-Health-Moment, den wir von diesem lernen können, ist, dass ich denke, wenn du etwas natürlich machst, also wenn du etwas tun solltest, kannst du es einfach machen und einige Leute sind einfach wirklich fucking talentiert. Finde, was du tun solltest und dann fühlt es sich einfach an. Ja. Ich denke auch, dass du die Rolle fühlen musst. Ja, was ist dein Motiv?
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Frag deinen Charakter an. Das Kind war großartig. Aber auch, wenn der Kameramann 55 Minuten nach vorne fliegt, muss er wieder anfangen. Ich konnte das nicht beheben. Ich würde einen cheap beach chair schlagen.
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Why didn't we talk about that? Well, Olivia Munn was like, this is insane. And I feel like I feel like the news at first was like, ooh, she's talking bad, but then everyone kind of got behind her and was like, this is insane. It feels like a real housewife girls trip. It's like a random combination of women who are successful.
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The things women will do to get away from their husbands.
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Ja, denk mal, wie viel ein Uber kostet. Wie ein Uber über die Stadt.
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This is some rich people shit that just want to feel something. They just want to feel something. They've done everything on this earth and they're just like, is there more? But you'll never fill the empty hole in your heart. Continue.
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Du bist so froh, dass du noch nicht auf den Mond gegangen bist?
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Ich dachte, es war ein bisschen, dass sie alle gehen. Ist es für Charity? Ist es sponsorisiert von etwas? Sind sie alle individuell bezahlt? Ich habe so viele Fragen. Ja.
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Und wenn sie da sind, ist es ein Realitäts-Show? Wollen sie mit einander kämpfen? Wer kriegt welches Zimmer im Spaceship?
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We are the same. We wake up Anxiety hits us, okay? I don't need to go on a roller coaster to feel scared. I feel scared just trying to function when I wake up in the morning. We need things to dull.
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We need downers. We need to scroll TikTok, numb the cortisol levels. They're out through the roof. I want it filmed. I want to see what they're talking about. I want it live streamed. I want them to big brother this shit. That'll make it fun for us.
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Bereit sein, mit mir auf den Mond zu gehen. Was? Das ist mein TikTok-Dance, wenn du auf dem Mond bist.
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Also fühlen wir uns auch schlecht für all die Frauen Astronautinnen, die ihre Arschlöcher ausgemacht haben, um Astronautin zu werden und dann nicht darüber gesprochen werden?
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Ich finde, wenn Frauen in der Welt waren, warum sind wir so großartig? Do you remember when they packed 100 tampons for that girl who was going to space for like a week?
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Wenn sie anfängt zu sprechen, kannst du ihr die Finger aufbringen? Ich dachte, oh ja, das ist eine Sache.
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Du kannst einfach nicht mehr daran denken, dass du deine eigenen Finger hast. Ich hasse das. Aber auch deine Nähmchen helfen nicht. Deine Nähmchen machen sie noch länger aussehen. Das war's für heute.
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Es ist eine Anzeige für die Mädchen, sich zu erinnern, dass es die letzte Zeit ist, dass wir alle zusammen sind, ohne zu sagen, mein Mann, mein Mann, der kleine Ball und Kabel.
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Ich denke, dass Chappell für eine Weile nicht auf einen Podcast gehen wird. Ich denke, jedes Mal, wenn sie spricht, kommt etwas in die Nachrichten. Ja, die Leute werden müde. Sie mag es, wenn sie normal ist, aber du kannst nicht, wenn du auf so einem Niveau bist, weil alles, was du sagst, wird genommen und beurteilt. Weil ich denke, ja, jeder hört auf, was du sagst. It's scary. It's scary.
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But she is a damn good singer. Yes, she is. I watched the first season of White Lotus. I caved. I finally did it.
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Aber wiederum, ich sage, Miami ist einfach so großartig für eine Bachelorin. Es ist wirklich so. Es ist wirklich so. Sie ist in einer schlechten Beziehung. Die Freunde, die selten über ihren Mann sprechen, sind in einer guten Beziehung. Wenn du zu viel über ihren Mann weißt, ist es, ob sie immer über ihn klagt oder fragt Fragen. Ehrlich gesagt, er sollte kein Thema sein.
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Okay, I'm going to start that. It's good. It's in Italy. So I'm currently trying to avoid any spoilers about the third season.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Nope, I'm not online right now. It's been quite peaceful.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. But the good thing is things move so fast. In three days it'll be out of the news cycle. What's the deal with Mike White? Wasn't he an actor? No, he was a reality... He was on Survivor. Oh! Warte, ich weiß nicht, was mit Mike White zu tun hat. Ich bin fasziniert.
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I love when you can't put people in boxes and I love people who went on reality TV and then do other great things.
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I love Cardi B. Yes, we love a pivot. But also if I see another thing about Amy Lou Woods teeth, I'm going to lose it. I'm going to let the girl have her teeth. Ja, sie ist so britisch. Warum ist das die wichtigste Sache auf der News gerade, dass sie, dass ihre Zähne nicht, dass eine Frau keine Veneer hat. Warum reden wir nicht von anderen Leuten, die Veneer haben, die es nicht brauchen?
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Warte, das ist verrückt. Ich liebe, dass sie in einen wunderschönen Ort in den Filmen gehen konnten und es nicht so war.
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Storywise, if I had to explain it, without giving away any spoilers, it's just about her being the last showgirl. Das ist es.
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Sie ist einfach so, dass ich die letzte Showgirl bin. Und dann siehst du sie als die letzte Showgirl. Okay, cool. Also fühlst du dich so, dass du es überstehen könntest? Du musst einfach den Titel lesen und du bekommst es. Ich mag Jamie Lee Curtis in dem Titel. Es passiert nichts, aber sie ist die letzte Showgirl. Toll. Ich bin froh für sie.
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I love how you have a full roster.
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Is the pit still good? People really like it?
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Well, Meredith Grey, is that her name?
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But the Natalia Grace lore was, was she trying to kill them? Was she crazy? Or did they realize she was a little difficult and they tried to make it like she was crazy to get rid of her?
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Once you're married, I don't want to talk about it. I want to talk about who's the situation ship.
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I feel like once your pimple feels like it's like paying rent. Sobald es auf den Kopf kommt, sobald es eine Familie gibt... Ich hatte es schon seit zwei Wochen. Ich dachte mir, bitte. Es hat angefangen einen Weg zu gehen. Ich konnte es nicht. Du liebst das. Die Mädchen lieben es. Die Mädchen, besonders die Influencern, lieben es, ihre Akne online zu posten. Mehr als alles.
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Oh mein Gott, danke. Ich habe mich gewartet, dass du das ganze Podcast sagst.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Aber weißt du was? Es ist sehr dreckig und feucht, aber das ist für einen anderen Tag.
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Es ist für einen anderen Tag. But yeah, the girls, they like to post their pimples a la Alex Earle. I saw you posted, I commented brave on yours. Is it kind of... I literally commented brave. Is it because sometimes it's exhausting to be hot all the time and you just want people to know that you're a real one?
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Yeah, not the 30-year-olds though.
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Oh Gott. Anyway. We're going on Fallon this week. Yes, we have a lot of press this week. We're doing press for the book. You're doing your outfits tonight? Yeah, I have a fitting tonight. Okay, I have some of my stuff. I'm excited to post photos, see what the Gigglers think of the fits. And we're just so excited that the book's so close to being out.
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But if you pre-order right now, you're basically going to get it when it comes out, I feel like. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know the rules. I might have made that up. No, I feel like two-day shipping is a real thing. Hell yeah. And I'm going to be in California this weekend. If you live near San Francisco or LA, I am at casinos there. Being crazy at the casinos. And yeah, we love you guys.
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I love that. Because you're so not connected to it anymore.
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Thank you so much for gigging with us.
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Thrift-Dating. Ich dachte mir, warte, wie alt warst du, als das passiert ist? Weißt du, am Morgen war ich eigentlich mein Gesicht zu rütteln und mein Ring wurde mir nach vorne gedreht und ich habe mein Gesicht ausgeschnitten. Also manchmal bin ich nicht immer so verheiratet. Ja, es ist nicht so. Ich habe auch in einem Kampf mit Dez gespielt, weil er ein Buch geschrieben hat.
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Er hat ein Buch geschrieben, das heißt, mein Vater war fast James Bond, weil sein Vater war so ein hotter Schauspieler, der einmal für James Bond ausgestattet hat. Und ich habe nie das Buch gelesen. Und er wird immer an mich wütend, dass ich nie das Buch gelesen habe. Und ich bin so, erzähl mir über dich selbst. Ich werde dich nicht recherchieren. Erzähl es mir. Right.
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But then I ordered it when he was gone. That's so nice of you to support. No, I wanted to support a man in the arts to see what it's like over there. And then I started reading it and he was like, yeah, it's all these life lessons, all these important things that happened to me. And I was like, so I'm not in it? And he was like, yeah, I wrote it 15 years ago and I'm like...
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So I'm not important to you. So I'm not reading a book about your life that isn't about how important I was in your life. I don't need to be gaslit.
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Wait, did you write about Dez in our book? He's mentioned. Also, I noticed, shout out your New York Times article, they did say Miss DeSorbo and Miss Berner. Are they supposed to say M-R-S Berner because I'm married? Or it's M-S because I kept my last name?
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Grace war auch lachend, dass der Titel des New York Times-Artikels dich ein Millenial genannt hat. Und es hat sie nicht genannt, sie ist ein Millenial. Und sie war so, es ist einfach ein Millenial. Wieder, warum bringen wir Agenten zu diesem New York Times-Artikel?
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No, so we always say that the M-Word is a slur. Calling someone a millennial. No, it truly is. The New York Times came for your... Look at this millennial doing a lot of stuff because she has a lot of years. Look at this dumb bitch. No, it was a great article. Everyone should read it. Thank you. You were doing real poses.
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What's up, my granular gigglers? Mhm. You guys think I'm gonna run out of G-Words? I won't.
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It was after that shoot that I tore my ACL. No, literally. I felt old. But Grace, if you didn't get the newsletter last week, it's because it didn't go out because Grace is on vacation. And she didn't trust us with it. I miss Grace. She's finally back. She literally texted us that she missed us so much because she thinks she has Stockholm Syndrome.
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Und das ist die Art von Beziehung, die wir mit unseren Arbeitnehmern haben wollen. Nein, danke Gott, Grace ist zurück. Alles fühlte sich weg. Ich habe alles um mich herum gefragt. Ich fühlte mich einfach weg.
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I love that you had a new crowd this weekend that you were figuring out. You're like, okay, this audience is a little tight.
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Yeah, you've been saying that. I saw that on a clip somewhere and I was like, let's stop with the misinformation online.
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Warte, also was du sagst, ist, dass du mehrere Mal eine Quarte machst. Ja. Du kannst alles machen, was du willst. Das heißt Balance. Auch das Fakt, dass wir das Wort Quarte sagen, ist so lustig.
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I remember people were like, well in Q3. And you were like, when the fuck is Q3?
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Too much to admit. It's like when you're ordering food at a restaurant. I don't prepare. I want the pressure, because pressure makes diamonds. You gotta think on the spot. Do you want a grilled cheese or rigatoni? What do you want? You don't look up a menu before you go to a restaurant? No. Nein, ich lebe das Leben auf der Ecke.
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I've been trying to understand things. I actually just posted a video and I wanted your thoughts. It's a hot take about tariffs. Are you familiar with the tariffs?
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Well, I mean, don't quiz me on it, but I've heard the term. So I, yes, I heard the term too. And I think that there are things that should be tariffed that aren't being tariffed right now. These are the things that should actually be tariffed.
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Take us all out. So these are things that should actually be tariffed. Tell me if you agree. Labradoodles.
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Ich mag sie nicht, weil sie Beine haben. Die langen haben Beine, sie haben Arme, sie sehen aus, als ob sie etwas holen könnten. Und sie sind in Brot.
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Ich mag nichts Kleines, aber die großen, sie haben auch blöde Augen.
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Okay, but I feel like we should tear if them still.
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This is not about in or out. This is about tariffing. This is an economic... This is econ. Have you ever had a Chamoy Pickle?
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Weil ich eine saubere Frau bin. Ich esse nur Cheeseburgers.
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Egal. Nein, Dez wird Dessert alleine haben. Er wird sein eigenes Mädchen-Dinnern haben und Eis-Creme und Cookies und Schokolade. Und ich sitze da und sage, ich hatte Chicken Parmesan, ich bin gut. Das ist einer der am liebsten lustigen Dinge über mich.
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Ich liebe einen Geburtstagsbrot. Ich zeige den Scheiß für einen Geburtstag. Ich bin der erste auf der Reihe für einen Geburtstagsbrot. Also, wenn jemand schlecht über mich spricht, unterstütze ich Geburtstagsbrot. Pickleball-Equipment sollte tarifiert werden. Ich denke auch. Viagra.
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Nein, ich bin definitiv... Das ist das Ding. Sobald ich anfange zu spielen, werde ich damit besessen und enttäuscht werden. Und du wirst sagen, ich will nicht mehr mit der Giggly Squad auf die Pickleball Pro Tour gehen. Pickleball für mich ist Smoking Cigarettes.
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Siehst du, das ist nicht lustig. Das ist einfach das, was mein Leben sein wird.
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yeah i could see it it's it's literally why i don't do cocaine because i'm afraid i'm gonna get on that court and like start feeling like confidence in myself i haven't felt since my college years and be like this is what i was meant to do and then my dad will be proud of me and next thing you know you're like oh i really liked hannah's videos why doesn't she make videos anymore i'm competing in germany no that's
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Okay, this I'm very serious about. Viagra needs to be tariffed. I think if you can't get it up, that's the universe telling you, you're done. Like, you're good. That's not your selection. Put it down. Leave it alone.
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Viele Mädchen in ihren 30ern sprechen darüber. Okay.
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Sieh, ich habe sie gesehen und dachte, es wäre ein bisschen.
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Es ist so lustig, dass so etwas wie das an Gasstationen vorhanden ist.
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What? You know, I did... During my special, I was doing crowd work with a guy who said that he took a Viagra pill like at noon, the day of his wedding. And I was like, were you just standing at the altar like hard? No. What? And I guess because he wanted to have sex that night and he knew he was going to drink a lot. But like...
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Ich bin so, wie jeder Mann, der in Viagra addikt ist.
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Sometimes I feel like Vielleicht möchte sie die Person, die sie verheiratet hat, von all der Scheiße, die sie bekommt. Ich meine, er wurde im Laufe der letzten zwei Jahre, oder Jahr gezeichnet. Aber ich glaube, du hast recht. Sie sind in irgendeinem Sinne verabschiedet von dem öffentlichen Eindruck. Er hat die Zähnlichkeit, damit er es beherrschen kann.
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Why am I obsessed with your blue eyeshadow? Do you know what's so funny? I went to the bathroom before the pod looked at myself and I said... If Paige doesn't mention my blue eyeshadow, she doesn't care about me. And you brought it up within the first two minutes.
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Ja. Ich bin so... Ich bin nervös daran, weil ich sie schütze. Und ich glaube, sie geben zu viel. Sie haben ein paar Morgenshows gemacht. Das wird gut sein. Ja. Justin und Hailey. Es ist immer noch so, dass jeder sich vergleicht. Je mehr du gibst, desto mehr Leute haben Opinionen.
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Und Benni ist Freundin von Justin. Sie haben zusammen Lieder geschrieben. Ja. Denn mit berühmten Leuten ist es wie ein kleines High School. Sie verabschieden sich und verarschen einander. Aber ich liebe es. Ich liebe es. Ich würde sagen, wenn du von Selina und Bennis Beziehung inspiriert bist... Wie sage ich das in einer schönen Weise? Don't settle for the ugly guy that likes you a lot.
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Because he's not Benny Blanco. He's not as rich or successful or nice. And when you settle for an ugly guy, he's actually the one that's going to break your heart. Rippt dir deine Herzstriche mehr als jeder, weil du sagst, ich habe einen Wunsch gemacht. Du hast mich zuerst gefreut. Ich fühlte mich sicher. Und dann werden sie für einen Sekunden stolz werden, weil eine süße Mädchen sie liebt.
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Und dann werden sie dich mehr als irgendein Hot-Dude, den du jemals verheiratet hast, zerstören.
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Es ist immer ein Mann namens Matt. Ein Mann namens Matt, dem du gesagt hast, dass du dich aus der Unverschämtheit herausgeholt hast. Also, ich sage einfach, dass du nicht... Aber lass mich dir etwas anderes sagen.
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Weißt du? Ich denke, die Schlüssel ist, einen guten-aussehenden Mann zu finden, Nope, there's no key.
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But not too much more, then it gets restraining order-y.
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I always say that he has to know first. I don't mean he has to choose you, I just mean he has to fucking know first. And you can't have to convince him at all. If you're trying to convince him... Ich würde sagen, niemand ändert sich. Niemand ändert sich. Wir sagen nur generische Statements.
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My biggest advice with dating, because now I'm remembering what I used to be when dating, is I would like see a guy I wanted. And then I would just... all the information of what he wanted and respond the way I thought he wanted to respond. And men are kind of simple and the next thing you know, I would be a representative. And then you look in the mirror and you're like, who the fuck is this?
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And even though he likes you, you don't like who you've become. And you're like, wait, I got what I wanted and I miss who I was. So that was how I dated.
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I love when I see a girl meet a really good looking guy and be like, I talked to him and we just didn't hit it off. Because when I was younger, I was like, Nein, er ist gutaussehend. Natürlich will ich mit ihm sein. Ich war sehr, ähm, ich war wirklich schlau mit Männern. Nicht meine Outfits, nicht mich selbst, aber mit Männern.
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You're just... Wait, it was a risk. No, I love it. What do you love? I'm obsessed. Okay, I think this blue, it's like a matte light blue. It's either Halsey's line. Nein, ich denke, es geht um... Es könnte nicht sein. Ich schreibe es in die Newsletter. Ich habe mit einem rechten Mann verabschiedet. Wo? Letztens. Warum? Arbeit. Okay. Chris, sag mir, ob ich es richtig oder falsch sage.
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Wie eine Handtasche. Ja. Und weil ich dachte, es war, ähm. Sieh, ich liebte ein Petprojekt. Nein. Ich dachte, es wäre Feministisch. Ich fühlte mich wie ein blöder Mann.
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Ich hatte etwas verrücktes passiert mir diese Woche. Erzähl. Es gibt einen Tennis-Spieler namens Kim Clijsters, der ist einer der größten Tennis-Spieler aller Zeiten. Sie hat mehrere Grand-Slam-Spiele gewonnen. Sie hat mich vor einiger Zeit gemeldet und gesagt, dass sie ihr Spezial liebte. Und ich war so, Kim Clijsters, ich liebe dich. Ich habe dich geliebt, Elisabeth.
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Ich habe meinen Mund verloren. Sie war so cool. Hi Coco, ich liebe dich. Also Kim Clijsters war so, oh mein Gott, du spielst Tennis? Wir sollten manchmal spielen. Das ist wie, okay, lass mich versuchen, deine Welt zu denken.
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Das ist wie Victoria Beckham, die gesagt hat, hey, ich gehe shoppen gehen, kannst du mir helfen? Und du hast nichts gemacht, um ihr das zu tun. Sie hat einfach gesagt, hey Paige, ich liebe dein Outfit, kannst du mit mir shoppen?
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Sie hat nichts gesagt, weil ich nicht so bin. Ich bin nicht gut, wenn ich mit wichtigen Leuten spreche. Wenn sie mit mir sprechen wollen, ist das okay, aber ich werde es schnell wegnehmen, bevor ich mich verarsche. Wir haben ein bisschen kommentiert und sie hat gesagt, wann willst du hinkommen?
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Sie war einfach so... Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen.
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Mein Kardio ist nicht gut. Ich bin auf dem Flugzeug. Ich versuche, Entschuldigungen zu finden. Ich habe nicht... Hab ich dir über meine Wanderplatte erzählt?
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The things you do instead of therapy.
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So girls are just going to tear their groins. Well, I ordered one.
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Ich liebe, dass du das mitgebracht hast, weil ich nie zu einem Splitt gekommen bin. Ich auch nicht. Und ich denke, das hat das Universum gemacht, weil sie wussten, dass ich einen Splitt machen könnte.
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Und dann stehe ich auf seine Stelle und meine Stimme schmerzt.
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Und du denkst dir, das ist so erschreckend. Ich habe noch nie zu der Schäle gekommen. Mein Bein ist einfach so, nein. Aber ich denke, es ist genetisch, dass Menschen Splitts machen können.
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Weißt du, wenn Leute aus der Wunde kommen und sie machen Splitts.
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Warte, warum bin ich schuld, wie flexibel Babys sind? Sie sind so flexibel.
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Sie machen dieses Ding, wo sie, wenn sie versuchen, mit dir zu verbinden, sie zeigen dir YouTube-Videos. Und es hat mich wie ein Outdoor-Kat gefühlt, der dir einen toten Pigeon bringt. Und du gehst und dann gehst du. Oh, warte, das ist ihr Lieblingssprache.
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Wie alt bist du, wenn all dein Trauma in deinen Hüften versorgt wird?
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Also, ich habe all meine Trauma in meinen Hüften und in meinem unteren Bein versorgt. Und ich gehe, um Kim Clijsters zu treffen. Und wenn ich dir sage, dass sie cool ist, Sie ist aus Belgien. Einige Leute da kennen sie. Sie spricht Französisch zu ihr. Sie spricht Französisch. Sie ist großartig. Wir gehen aufs Tor. Wir fangen an zu schießen. Und es ist unglaublich.
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Ich schieße mit der Frau, die ich auf TV gesehen habe. Und es ist auch ihre Kunst.
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Können wir das zusammenfassen? Eine Menge Side-Tangents. Aber lange oder kurz, in zehn Minuten... I was like really excited. What did you wear? I just wore a white polo and Lululemon leggings and Coco Gauff New Balance shoes. It wasn't a look, but it was like primed to perform. Okay. So 10 minutes in.
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Serena Williams did say that. So I don't know if you've ever been like nervous plus hyped up. Sure have. Yeah. Du wirst schon so tief atmen. Und sie verpasst es natürlich nicht. In 10 Minuten bin ich so, dass ich krachen werde. Ich brauche einen Öl-Tank. Also fange ich an, Konversationen zu bringen. Oh, kurze Frage. Um deinen eigenen Atem zu fangen. Nein, ich kann nicht atmen.
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Und es ist auch so, dass ich noch nicht gespielt habe und von 0 bis 100 gespielt habe. I keep pretending to tie my shoes. I took off my shoe at one point and re... I took apart my shoe, re-put my shoe together. And then we sit down and she's asking me nice questions and I'm trying to talk, but I'm literally so out of breath, I can't speak. How long do you play for? So...
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Wir haben viel geredet, weil ich fast tot war. Wir haben für 25-30 Minuten total gespielt. Ich fühlte mich schlecht. Aber sie war nicht da, um ihre Leben aufzuhalten. Aber ich habe gut gespielt und habe in ein paar Monaten gespielt. Ich fühle mich neu inspiriert. Und jetzt hast du Freunde. Und ich habe neue beste Freunde.
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Du hast sogar gesagt, wir tragen nicht mal gute Outfits. Du hättest einen schrecklichen Zeitraum. Dann später, weißt du, wenn du weggehst und dann war ich auch PMS. Also war ich so, ich weiß nicht, ob sie mich liebte, wenn sie von New Jersey wegging. Sie hat eine Familie. Sie liebt ihre Familie.
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Das war nicht wert. Ich habe mich wirklich überzeugt, dass ich Zeit verpasst habe. Und dann am nächsten Tag hat sie mich getextet. Und ich bin schon lange verheiratet. Ja. Ich fühlte... Du hast vergessen, was es war. Weißt du, nach einem Date, wenn du 50-50 bist, und dann textest du und du sagst, ja.
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Und du gehst von nichts zu dem, bin ich der Größte, der es je gemacht hat? Ja. Aber jetzt weiß ich nicht, was ich texten soll. Was tue ich?
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Ich bin immer in diesem Verständnis. Ich denke, ich bin schier. Ja. Mit... Text me.
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Then you are in person. It's because I have a friend named Hayley, who I love, Hayley Nicola. She listens to every episode, not Hayley Biebs. And Hayley harasses me over text. No, Hayley, texting should be studied. So I warn people, I say, Hayley is the greatest human on this planet.
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Oh, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, Ja, und dann dachte ich mir, okay, das war ein One-Off. Er ist wirklich auf dieses Video fasziniert. Und 10 Sekunden später ist er so, oh, schau dir das an. Und ich dachte mir, oh, das ist... Das ist eine Sache.
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I go, do not judge her by her texting habits, because Hayley likes to text... Kontinuierlich. Als die Gedanken zu ihr kommen. Und sie ist schnell. Gott sei Dank denkt sie, bevor sie schreibt. Sie fängt mit Hey an. Du siehst sie, als sie dich schreibt. Und wenn du auf dein Telefon schaust, sieht es aus wie Korn auf dem Kopf. So, Hayley, ich liebe dich. Also, ich arbeite auf eine neue Freundschaft.
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I have another hot take. Okay. I watched The Baldwins.
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So, I have a lot of thoughts. Okay. First off, I watched The Rust, which is a documentary about what happened.
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Nein, mit dem ganzen Alec Baldwin-Mörder. Oh, sorry. Das ganze Schuss-Inzidenz.
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Die Wahrheit ist, dass die Realität-Serie ihn über die Trialen bezieht. Sie erinnern sich, dass sie viel Hate für ihre spanischen Sachen bekommt. Sie ignorieren es überhaupt nicht. Wow. Weil sie basically sagen, wenn du es tun wirst, musst du uns diese Sachen zeigen. Warum tun sie das? I think it's a money thing. I mean, they got a fucking baseball team.
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I have to say, the first episode, I was intrigued. Really? And it's because, first of all, you're watching an A-Lister, Al Baldwin. He's going through the trauma of... And I think she's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. You're watching the trauma of him... Es ist unglaublich, wie schrecklich es ist, was passiert ist. Und er ist klar in einem wirklich schlechten Ort.
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Und sie sind in einem 4- oder 5-Bett-Apartment in New York City mit sieben Kindern. Und sie gehen durch und beschreiben jede der Kinder, wie die sieben Dwarfen. Sie sind so, er ist dopy, er ist dumm. Nein, sieben Kinder sind verrückt. Ich bin besessen. Ich habe genossen, Lives of the rich and famous. Remember VH1? Oh my God. Do you remember that guy's voice? Yeah.
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Das ist eine Sache in der Gemeinschaft. Chris, ist das, was ihr macht? Ja, ich nenne es YouTube-Waterboarden. Wait.
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Wo ist dieser Show? Sein Wachstum auf dem Berg. Keiner darf gehen, ohne dass... Ich liebe es, Menschen reiche, verrückte Leben zu sehen. Aber das ist verrückt. Aber du siehst auch, dass ihre Beziehung anders ist, als du denkst.
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Ich verstehe, warum es so grün ist. Es gibt so viel verrücktes. Ich liebe es nicht, dass die Kinder auf TV sind. Besonders der älteste, der großartig ist und so lustig und so süß ist. Aber sie haben nicht nur sieben Kinder. Sie haben vier Katzen und vier Hunde. Nein. Also da ist Mentalität vorhanden. Nein, das ist... Also bin ich enttäuscht. Ich muss verstehen, was passiert. Ich bin enttäuscht.
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Ich bin enttäuscht. Und sie, du weißt, sie hat einen Sinn für Humor. Sie hat Charisma. Sie hat Charisma. Also sie war Yoga-Teacherin, die Yoga-Teacherinnen sind. Fucking bonkers. Crazy. Crazy as fuck. But yoga teachers are like, if I'm going to talk to someone in the room, I want to talk to the yoga teacher. Because she's going to be inspiring. She's loony. Manifesting shit.
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So she handles him because he's, also he's hilarious. Like he randomly would just be doing funny voices. The daughter was like, 50% of the time, my dad's really funny. Und 50% der Zeit ist er so, in den 80ern war das so. Das ist so, wie ich über Des spreche. Das ist so lustig, das ist so, wie mein Sohn ist. Aber er ist ein A-List-Aktor, also macht er immer lustige Stimmen.
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What are men, like, men... That was the question.
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Und du merkst, dass er einfach nur ein kreativer Typ ist. Sein Vater wollte, dass er einen echten Job bekommt und er wollte, dass er ein Schauspieler wird. Er ist einfach nur ein kreativer Schauspieler. Sie schaut auf ihn und sagt all diese inspirierenden Dinge, während er klar ist, dass er... Sind sie in Liebe? I think they're functioning. Who loves the other one more? I feel like he's broken.
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Okay, perfect. He's broken and he basically was like... And she's uplifting. He literally said I had the worst home life and horrible family life and all I wanted was to come home to a... eine Heimat voller Kinder und eine Frau, die mich hält. Verdammt! Und er sagt, sie hält mein Leben zusammen und sie ist die aufregende, positive Stimme, die ich brauche.
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Und er kann grumpig sein und so, und sie ist immer positiv. Und nichts passiert im Show. Der erste Episode ist, du hast den Punkt, weil der erste Episode ist sie in der Stadt, die sagt, okay, wir gehen raus in die Hamptons. Es ist nicht so einfach, wenn du sieben Kinder und sieben Tiere hast. Ich meine, du fährst nicht in einem Auto. Und sie haben zwei Nannys.
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What are men, like... I was actually... Do you guys waterboard each other?
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Also sie haben drei Autos und sie haben ein ganzes Chartsystem und die Kinder stürzen einander und weinen und sie finden keinen Katzen.
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Und Alec Baldwin sagt, was auch immer du tust, ich will nicht, dass die Katzen im Auto sind. Ich liebe sie, aber ich bin allergisch und in einem Auto zu sein, kann ich nicht. Natürlich legt sie alle Katzen in sein Auto. Ich glaube, die Produzentin wird das sagen. Aber es ist ein faszinierender Blick in die Leben dieser Menschen. Aber sie sprechen darüber, dass sie viel verstecken müssen.
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Do you ever say, bro... Ich will das nicht sehen. Das ist der Grund, warum ich es Waterboarding genannt habe. Weil alle Männer das machen und sagen, mach das mal. Es gibt auch so etwas, wenn jemand mich anschaut und ein Video sieht, kann ich das Video nicht genießen.
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Sie verstecken sich zusammen und haben einander. Aber was auf dem Set mit Helena, der Direktorin, passiert, ist so furchtbar, weil sie nicht viel Geld hatten. Sie haben eine Frau gehirnt, die nicht wirklich qualifiziert war. Und ihre Aufgabe war es, die Waffen zu gestalten. Und was passiert ist, dass es keine echten Runden auf der Bühne war. Wie überhaupt nicht.
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Und es war random in ein paar Waffen, echte Schüsse. Nein, das ist so furchtbar. Also der Fakt, dass es nicht passiert ist, bevor er es gemacht hat, ist wie ein Wunder. Und der Tag, das ist wirklich furchtbar, aber der Tag, an dem es passiert ist, der Tag, bevor ein paar Leute verabschiedet haben,
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weil sie fühlten, dass es nicht sicher war, weil es ein paar Fehler gab und sie sagten, wir können nicht mehr auf diesem Set sein, wir fühlen uns nicht sicher. Oh mein Gott. Und einige Kameramänner verabschiedeten sich und deshalb stand der Direktor auf der Kamera, weil normalerweise wäre sie weg. Auf der Rückseite.
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Und das ist, warum er, oh mein Gott, ich werde, ich bin wie schrecklich, also es ist verdammt verrückt. Und er hat eine lange Leben gelebt und er ist wie, das ist nichts, was ich jemals vorbeiziehen konnte.
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Das war's für heute. Untertitelung. BR 2018
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
I was like, got it, got it, got it. You know, Des studied history. Really? Now I'm realizing it's because he just wanted to learn about gladiators.
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Untertitelung. BR 2018 Untertitelung. BR 2018
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No, I definitely see how you got there. Listen, men love, they do love knowing about wars, but they don't like to learn from history. Yeah. Or learn about women's bodies. They'll remember every, like 1912 war, but they can't remember where your clit is. There's just like a cognitive dissonance that I've been trying to nail down.
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Ford Orange does sound like a strain of weed.
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Ich meine, der Tag ist einfach weg von mir.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
You got that good Ford Orange, right? Look at me pretending I smoke weed. Yeah, that Ford Orange last night was crazy, bro.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
But who knows, maybe that's our ASMR. So you go to Fort Orange.
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And that's how she deals with Giggly Squad shows as well. I was like, yep.
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You start a feminist rant at this old man rally? They're even too old for January 6th.
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Ja, die Leute senden es mir, um es dir zu senden.
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Es war einfach wunderschön. Ich habe eine Frage. Ja. Korreliert das Single mit weniger UTIs?
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Ask when they want you home. So it's like Friday night. Sneak in a weed pen.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Wait, that is so funny. You guys have an unhealthy relationship.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Du hast dich auf einem MSG-Stuhl gesetzt mit meistens Männern in diesem Stadion. Ich weiß nicht.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Das ist wirklich... Lymphatische Masse.
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Ich mag es, dass die Gigglers wissen, wo wir sind in unseren Zyklen. Ich habe meinen Zeitraum... Es hat mich gestern Morgen aufgewacht. Wie, violenterweise.
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Do you think if you just like hang out with me enough days in a row, like my alpha energy of my period might like synchronize with yours?
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Nichts, was mich ausstresst. Aber die PMS ist stärker als all diese Faktoren. Aber du warst in Rage? Ich war da und ich wusste, dass ich meine Meinung verlieren würde. Und ich war... Ich war nichts anstrengend. Und es war so frustrierend, weil du dich verrückt fühlst. Ich war da und du fühlst dich so... Du willst jemanden töten. Du willst jemanden töten, aber du hast keinen richtigen Grund.
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Jeden Tag geht etwas falsch. Normalerweise kann ich es so machen, aber ich hatte einen sehr niedrigen Dramatik-Tag. Ich war also nur da, um meine eigenen Kämpfe zu kämpfen.
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Nur acht Stunden, nicht mal einen vollen Tag. Nur ein Arbeits-Tag. Nur ein Arbeits-Tag. Nur ein 9-5-Arbeits-Tag. Also ja, ich war wirklich schlecht bei PMS, habe meinen Zeitpunkt bekommen. Alle sind jetzt okay.
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Du bist es. Ich weiß. Du bist es. Du hast noch nicht Wicked gesehen.
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I like their song Sunset Boulevard.
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Ich habe in New Haven gespielt und ich habe gemerkt, dass es hier Yale ist. Also bin ich auf der Bühne und bin so, was ist los, ihr fucking Nerds? Und ich war so, oh mein Gott. Warte, du bist wunderschön gerade. Wait, can you guys mark that time code?
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No, that hasn't come across my desk.
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Wait, like should be in the MoMA. No, like he literally. Wait, so if your boyfriend started doing this. Honey, not mine. Honey, not mine.
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Well, my thing is that it takes forever.
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Can I say a hot take? Selena's been through a lot. Yeah. Und oftmals, wenn Menschen eine traurige Beziehung im öffentlichen Auge haben, die nächste Beziehung, entscheiden sie, sie privat zu halten. Ja. Sie nicht. Nein. Glaubst du, dass sie einfach sagt, das ist mein Leben, ich könnte es auch monetisieren?
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Ich würde auch sagen, dass sie perfekt sind. Chris, willst du uns mehr Knochen zeigen?
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I love that I found out Benny Blanco's written every single song ever. No, literally like ever. Ever. And I love hearing musicians talk about writing songs because they're like, yeah, I did like a one, two beat. And then I said California Girls. And then like the biggest hit ever. But he is so successful and hasn't been in the room with every famous artist so he can like handle her fame.
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Hello, my gigglers. Before we get into our wild LA trip, I do want to address our interview with Megan Thee Stallion. Interviewing Megan was a dream of mine. I love her music and it's my go-to to hype me up, get me excited, give me energy, be there for me when I need a boost of confidence, when I'm not believing in myself.
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I started like spotting and I was like, we got to get this going real quick because I'm about to like cramp and bloat and poop. I still haven't gotten mine.
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Like why are we like, why are we always pitting women against each other? Yeah, people are like, you could do it heatless. Let's just, we're trying to get through the day. No, the heatless girls actually really stress me out. Well, because they're liars. Because they wake up in the morning, no one looks good.
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Also, we're best friends with Steph. She's amazing.
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She's always best dress and she always looks chic.
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We had this moment in the middle of the Vanity Fair interviews where I looked at Paige and I go...
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And Paige was like fighting her own demons, you know? And she looks at me and she's like, are you fucking high right now? And I'm like, we're all just.
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I love him so much. And before the interview starts, you guys can know, but we talked to them a little beforehand. And I was like, where are you from? And he goes, Queens. And I go, oh. this guy can handle us.
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Like, let's give it to him. Yeah. He was so funny. Yeah. We had incredible chemistry with that man.
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We were literally all, like, singing, dancing by the end together. He, like, went along with our weird questions.
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Like, all of our bits.
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It also like some of these A-listers were so nice and normal. I think that's why I started being like they're all just humans because you think they're going to be like AI bots. No. Who knew that Giggly Squad Jesse Eisenberg was going to be the collab of the century. We also got so lucky that our first interview was the honorable Amy Poehler.
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And also what was hard is they would see a celeb and they couldn't always immediately get them on because there were like multiple people interviewing. But Amy went out of her way, waited. Yep. Also, cute zaddy she was with.
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Obsessed. And Amy is a giggler. So we just, we love her so much. Do you know how many viral moments Amy has at these award shows? No, it's insane. And like meme-able.
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Yeah, she's the nicest person ever.
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You know what I love about Amy? When you meet a famous person who like, this is how I'll explain it.
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This is how I know I like people. When I'll like say a side remark and they like listen and respond to it. You know those people who you say stuff and they just don't acknowledge it and they keep talking? Sorry, what'd you say? I knew you could do that. There's a lot of famous people that I'll say a side remark and they'll never catch it. For 10 minutes, they won't acknowledge anything you say.
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Or you have to yell it. Where Amy, I'll say something and bomb my breath and she'll look and laugh. She's in it. She's in it with you. She's locked in. She's locked in. She's so cool. She's so fucking funny. Okay, I'm obsessed. I need to get a restraining order.
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Hi, Mango. We have a cat today who's helping us produce named Mango. He's an orange tabby. He's gorgeous. He's being very brave right now because he doesn't know any of us because he's Andrew Collins' cat who's squatting in my apartment, New York City. Can you get these people out of my apartment?
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We had a moment. We had a moment.
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Where there was, like, a power struggle happening. And Paige knows that I don't ask for much. Yeah. I literally don't ask for anything except... That side.
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Because this is my thing. You didn't always see full body, and you look beautiful both sides of your face. No, I actually didn't really care. You didn't really care. Yeah, because if you cared, I would have been on the right side.
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But we had a moment where you looked at me, I looked at you, and you saw the fear in my eyes.
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I go, since when is MDMA Molly, you woman in STEM? Like since forever. But I remember in that moment, I wasn't going to say yes, but I pretended I was considering it. Like, I'm like, you know, I normally would. Because I wanted to be cool.
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And I don't want knock on wood. I think about our business relationship over like last, what, five, six, seven years. We've never had one fight.
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And it's never the same thing. Never. We never want the same thing. But there was a moment there. There was a moment where I was like, okay. And then imagine we get in a fight and they're like, we're doing it live.
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I'm going to put this in the newsletter because I took a crazy video when I got home that night. Yeah. Because they lent you jewelry. I'm wearing a diamond necklace. Yeah. And I've never worn an expensive necklace like this. I couldn't get it off. Do you know like when it's like... You couldn't do the clasp? The clasp and some of these like really... They make sure that like it'll not fall off.
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And I have my new nails. But I'm telling you, it wasn't my nails. You should have just come to my room. I could... True. I couldn't figure out because it's like you have to press down on two things. You have to spread it open. Then there's a latch that was like twisted. I couldn't... So I am like... That's having sex with me. I...
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It literally was like totally a time where you could do it.
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I felt like a frat guy trying to finger someone. I was on someone's thigh. Nothing was getting opened or turned on. So I knew my stylist, like I can't just go on. Because we had to fly in like three hours. I'm like, I can't go on the plane with this. So I send her a video and I'm like, hi Tabitha. It's not coming off. Let me show you exactly.
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I'm telling her, I'm like, I'm doing everything you're saying, it's not coming off. And 30 minutes later, I got it off. Oh my God. Also one piece of drama. We were able to get to the carpet. The good news is we got to go first where there was like no one else there because we were there really early and we're taking the photos. It's going well.
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And then we go to like the second place where you take photos and suddenly no one has their cameras on us.
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And then people were like, we're micro dosing. And I'm like, okay, like, regardless what dose, I would ruin the party if I took it.
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It was Selma Blair, who's iconic. She does so much for MS. And like one of my best friends has MS. She's incredible. She has her service dog who... just so happens to be the cutest dog in the world.
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So I literally go, who the fuck? Oh, it's the cutest service dog in the world. And then the photos, the dog is on its back. Every celebrity is petting the dog. So anyway, shout out to Selma Blair and her service dog. If someone's going to take my thunder, it's them.
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crazy hearing hayley bieber yell your name from the line i was like i stopped out of my tracks well i it's become such of a bit that i've like disassociated from it where i'm like it's obviously a bit like yeah hayley's not my best friend and then now i'm like is hayley my best friend no
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So for people who didn't see it, which I blacked out too, but with these interviews, they'll be like, can you go on? If people can't, they just do the carpet and leave. Yeah. Haley yells my name and I'm in the middle of an interview. So I'm like, what's going on? She does the carpet, comes back. And I do have to say about Haley, like she's busy. She's a mother. That was so nice.
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wouldn't microdose because you're an all or nothing girl you know so you're like if i'm gonna do it let's become drug addicts that's why weed fucks me up because everyone's like just take a little hit and i take a little hit don't feel anything take the biggest hit i've ever taken in my life can't breathe for yeah for an hour and then and then you find yourself on the bathroom floor and you're like i think i'm having a panic attack exactly
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She just jumps in our interview. And it was one of those moments where... I think I was nervous because I know she loves me, but then I don't know really why. So then I'm just like, don't do anything weird, even though we don't know how we got here. If I do one thing, she'll not love me anymore. So I was scared. You were the cool one during that interview. You were like, what's up?
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Nice to meet you. I was like, that's my friend. She's socially awkward and weird. So thank you for making her feel like she belongs.
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Even if you're breaking out?
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Even if you have a hive?
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That's your first time meeting Hailey in person?
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What is your, like, immediate?
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I actually, like, kind of missed her because it went by so fast. But, yeah, the thing with Hailey is I love people seeing, like, she's just a girl. Like, she's a girl's girl. She just wants to giggle.
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She literally came over because she's like, you guys are giggling. Can I giggle with you?
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We vibed with her really well. She reminds me of a girl I went to high school with. Yes. I do have to say, Lois was watching. My little cousin.
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My little niece. Sorry. She's my twin. She's not my niece.
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They sent me a video. Coco Jones came up. Yeah. And she's wearing this beautiful yellow dress. So Lois thought she was a Disney princess. And Jeannie goes, do you like Hannah's dress? And she goes, no, I like the yellow one.
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Lois was loving the fashion. No.
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And Lois thinks you're a princess. She calls you Princess Paige.
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She's like, Hannah never does this stuff.
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Also, I think I'm best friends with Lil Nas X. No.
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Well, he's so funny online, but you know those people who are so funny and cool online that like in person, like they're busy? He literally was down to clown with us, and then we saw him inside, and he was just like dancing.
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I met Bowen Yang for the first time. I've never met him before.
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But I have to say, they are so cute, so talented. The tea is that my friend Hailey, not Hailey Bieber, Hailey Nicola, who you guys all know from my bachelorette and who listens to every episode of Giggly Squad. Shout out Hailey, what's up? I know you're talking back to me like I'm talking to you and freaking everyone out in Subway. So she bartended with him back in the day.
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So they work together. Wait. So it's just, like, such a cool full circle moment.
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Yes. Also, Amelia de Moldenberg. Has been, like, so supportive of us since my comedy, since day one.
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We really wanted to ask Jesse Eisenberg and Nate Bargetzi about tampons. We didn't because we were respecting the balance. I know Nate from, like, the comedy world. Okay. Do you know his dad was a, is a magician? Okay. And he opens for him on tour.
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I don't know. Shout out David Blaine. Okay. If you guys have never done David Lane YouTube, that's what you should do tonight.
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It was like hard to get a table.
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My wallet disappeared.
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Also, side note, don't love the animals. What? Are the rabbits okay? Did the rabbit want to be a part of the show? Is the rabbit getting paid? Not a single dove is being compensated. Yeah, these doves are too pretty. Like, what is the labor laws for the doves?
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Looking back at the interview, I really wish I used any other word except fight to describe how her songs impact me. Definitely was not the right word. While there wasn't any ill intent, that does not matter.
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I do have to say, Daphne in a green room at Radio City... passed out loving life had her own chair and glam team if I'm ever like what's the energy I want to bring to the function it's Daphne in a green room it's like I need my own chair and I might fall asleep we're just this whole pod is just us name dropping but that's this is the pod to do it right
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No one gave us their numbers.
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The only one, Kazzy David.
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So we're best friends now. No, she actually was really, because we have a mutual friend and whatever. It was a moment. You were like, let's get out of here. And I was like, I can stay longer. But we did have a flight in three hours.
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I was like, I have to pack. I have to go home.
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When you watched the show, were you into him?
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light eyes light hair i know which you like a guy with like a good jawline like a strong jaw he's not a blonde i think when he was growing up he was a blonde that's what's giving
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No, but like he could have gone. He was like waiting for his publicist or something.
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He was standing there for a long time.
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And I was like, is he trying to talk to you? But you were gone. You left.
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Wait, we met Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.
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And I made a good comment. What did you say? I looked at John Legend and I said, has anyone ever told you you have a really good voice? And he laughed. Yeah.
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The two of them. But they love, like, you could tell they have so much fun together.
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You can tell in a relationship when, like, you talk to them that they're disconnected or, like, they just had a fight in the Uber. Yeah. They, like, are in on every joke together.
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And they've known each other for fucking ever.
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I know no one asked. Let me give you my best dressed. We had, sorry, something came out of my throat. Lymphatic drainage is working.
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So there's this thing where one, I don't think, I don't know who's voting. I forget. It's not the Academy. Or maybe it is the Academy. Yeah. No, yeah, it's the Academy. It is finally the Academy. They don't respect musicals. There's also something about if your movie does too good, it's considered less cool. Yeah. So honestly, but look, I'm going to be honest. It's about the nomination.
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Awards is a shit show. There's so many politics and random things and this happens and press.
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Yeah, that was funny.
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It's funny with the Oscars. I feel like they either give it to like the up and coming or they give it to the older person who should have won it before, but they didn't give it to them. I was rooting for Demi and Cynthia.
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yeah i was rooting for them too mikey now like i'm so excited to see what she's gonna do and leverage and all the different roles she's gonna have no she's because she's clearly like a chameleon um also her name's mikey which is just like really cool i wonder if that is her real name yeah is that like her real no it's michelangelo
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If I meet this woman, look me in the eye, bitch, you.
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I also was dealing with a pregnancy at the time.
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Okay, Katie Couric is there. And you have to go quick with this stuff because the class was about to start. I didn't want to get yelled at, which I was going to get yelled at regardless in this class because it was scary.
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You know, I'm like, you're just making certain parts darker.
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I love when you take your paintbrush out.
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And you know that I haven't even checked it.
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No. You never have failed with a spray tan. You're incredible. I think you should launch your own spray tan line, but I'm just saying.
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I think you know how to do it right. I think it should come with one of your paint brushes. I've already thought about it.
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Can't wait for the PR box on that. What would we name it? Painted by Paige. Painted by Paige. Okay, it's a little corny. Well, can I be in on it? Yeah. Okay. I'll be an investor. Okay. It could just be painted. Yeah, just painted. Cute. Cute. We know the Gigglers love to give back, so I wanted to raise a little awareness about NWSN, the National Women's Shelter Network.
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It's dedicated to supporting women, children, and families experiencing homelessness by connecting them with safe shelters and essential resources. This is so important. There's a growing crisis of women and children experiencing homelessness. about 1 million women and 2.5 million children. And gender-based violence and homelessness is really a thing, and women experience it so much more than men.
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And I did. Full name. Government name was yelled out. Yeah. So I just go up to Katie and I go, hi, Katie. We've DM'd before. I'm obsessed with you. And she's like, oh my God, I love you and your co-host.
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Safe shelters and supportive services are super, super important. So if you want to donate, go to nationalwomenshelternetwork.org. Paige and I are donating. We're going to add it to our newsletter. And thank you so much, NWSN, for all that you do. Also, we just want to say thank you to the Gigglers for manifesting the laughter on the red carpet and us having so much fun. It's because of you guys.
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And also shout out to Vandy Fair because they were amazing and so supportive and we just had so much fun. Go to Vanity Fair's YouTube and you can watch the two hour live stream of us. Go watch us. And we love you guys so much. Talk to you next time. Bye.
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This wasn't. My thing is, like, I was there to support you. And maybe I should have told the instructor that beforehand because he thought something different. He kept calling me out whenever I would, like.
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No, I was ready to make fun of them. No. No. And these housewives next to us were not fucking around. They were like, go harder.
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Katie Couric flamed you.
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But we all kept making eye contact with her because we were all dying. So after the class.
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There's something, though, about I love older women. I just feel like I want to listen to everything they say because I feel like they know everything. They're so knowledgeable.
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They've seen some shit. I feel like some older men are out of touch, where older women, they're like, we love that you guys are saying what we've always been thinking. So after the class, we took an opportunity, because she's like, what are you guys doing here? And we're like, we're interviewing A-list celebs on the carpet, and we're actually pretty nervous. Do you have any advice for us?
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And I'm laughing because we're getting a master class in journalism. No, literally.
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With Katie Kirk. I was like, I don't have a pen. But he's like, I also can't write.
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Which we didn't listen to. We were like, well, where exactly is the line? Well, she was like, have respect. And it is a crazy moment in their lives, too. So ask them, how does this feel? But then also have fun with it.
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I was telling you I'm working on a new bit about two types of people. They either want to be disrespected in the bedroom or disrespected when they're working out. But I don't like being disrespected in the bedroom because if he says one thing, I'm like, did I say something to piss you off earlier? Could you talk it out with me next time instead of calling me names? See, I'm the complete opposite.
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Wait, that's crazy, because in the bedroom, like, if Des accidentally, like, sits on my hair or something, I'm like, oh!
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I also have to say I have my own issues. And I don't know if any former athletes listening would relate. But because I've been forced to work out my whole life, like never day off, 6 a.m. workouts. I'm in this place where like... And it's why I've had trouble working out sometimes. Because I'm like, I don't have to anymore. So I don't want to. I've gotten like...
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third degree burns on my arms from doing planks on a hot court when I was 14. Like I've like pushed myself way too hard.
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No, like actual abuse. So now like when I'm at a Pilates class, I like to push myself. But the second I feel like it's
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just giving the environment that's a crazy thing to say yeah like in this economy I don't think there's any lovemaking going on but thank you oh my god so you were doing Pilates I went once I went four times
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You know, it's so funny. I was jet lag too, but I was waking up at 10.
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The gigglers have gone Hollywood. No, we're different. We're different. I wore hair extensions once. My favorite, though, is from my family getting texts, like my mom being like, when did your hair get so long? And Des being like, you should always wear your hair like this. I'm like, guys, this is hundreds of dollars and hours of hair extensions. No, but you want to know what?
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But honestly, I don't need that pressure. No, that's why, like, New York, I'm like, oh, it's dreary out?
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I'm in the mood to loathe someone. But also New York, the second it hits 65 degrees, everyone's drinking on a rooftop. Wild. Insane. And I like that, though. Yeah, because we earned it. We also, then Paige is a professional at being hot. Like, when someone says, Paige, you have to look your best at this day, she has a routine. She has a regimen. She's ready.
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All I did was get facials and massages in L.A. What is your actual thoughts on lymphatic drainage? I love it. Do you think it works?
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I believe in nymphy limps. I do think... I don't know what that is. So you were doing all these things, and then I started to get kind of paranoid that I wasn't doing enough.
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Lenore was like, whatever Paige is doing, do what Paige does. But in my head, I was... Well, our first party was on Wednesday. Our first Hollywood party. Shout out Contessa Mills, this designer, styled by Tabitha, my stylist. This small... designer in New York City put together this sick look on Wednesday of this champagne set, whatever. Everyone liked it, so I was like, I already did good once.
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I can flop on Sunday. That was my perspective. Wow.
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No, I was like, if it all goes bad, I could be like, you guys saw Wednesday though, right? Right.
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But yeah, you're getting lymphatic massages and finally I go, fuck, I need to get a lymphatic massage. I'm going to just do it. Obviously no one's available because every woman in LA is getting a lymphatic massage before the Oscars. I got something called a diamond facial. I said, hey, can you do this on my body? She's like, anything with diamonds? Yes, I don't care what it does.
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You should wear your hair super straight like that more. Thank you. You know, we all did that like in middle school, though, right? Yeah. I remember straightening. Didn't look like that. Looked more squarish. I'm going to bring back my straightener. Should we? Let's bring back straighteners.
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They're like, it's going to make you bleed. And you're like, yeah. So I go online and I'm clicking every lymphatic drainage place near me. Find just a woman in an apartment.
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And I was like, the price is right. Safe. She does face and body. I said, we're doing it. So I just went to a random apartment building somewhere in LA.
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Look. I feel like in LA, people aren't doing legal things in their apartment. You know that it's sketchy when the first thing they ask you when you walk in is, how'd you find me? She literally was like, how did you find me?
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And then she was like, your name's Vanessa, right? And I was like, no. And I was like, it's okay, it's fine. It was amazing. I don't think it was lymphatic, though. Like, she didn't use any tools.
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Do you think you could give your own lymphatic? I have before.
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You basically just press down on your stomach all the way down.
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Do you fart during lymphatic drainage massages? No. No. Do you hear, like, gurgling?
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Okay. Where is the air supposed to go?
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Do you know what pissed me off when people were like, oh, I have a straightener, but I use it for curling my hair. And I'm like, don't be a hero. You know when girls are like, you just have to just use a curler.
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We don't even laugh at each other. I'll be like, I look like an insurance salesman. And you'll be like, I just had a diamond facial.
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And Des is in Dublin, so I was like, there's a problem.
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He's been gone for six months. We both fully convince ourselves that we're both pregnant, start to plan our lives together. No, no. No, we didn't. I was like, we're having the babies. I did say we're having it now.
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Also, I feel like we talk about... mental health and stuff we do, I've been on Prozac for a bit. And I had one of those classic like, I think I'm doing pretty well. I was like, I'm good. So I just like got off my Prozac this month. Cause I've just been on it for a while and I Googled it and it can mess up your cycle. So the day of the Oscars.
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We both did not anticipate like the amount of passion we'd have for Giggly Squad and like the stuff you have based in New York. No, Giggly Squad's my whole life. We didn't anticipate it.
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So it's a Venn diagram. Can I say something controversial?
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You keep bringing up the beta blocker episode. I was told by a therapist who I've since fired. I'm just kidding. But that anxiety comes from when you feel like you're not being your authentic self. You're not in alignment with what you should do. And I remember during tour, when you started having panic attacks, thinking like, this isn't because of the gigglers.
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This isn't because you don't love performing. This isn't because you don't love your outfit. There's other stuff going on in your life that you're trying to figure out and you're feeling a little stuck. And I think... And I don't think I like saw it. I like fully, you were like, I'm nervous about going on stage. And I'm like, no, you're not.
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I'm accidentally clicking a TikTok and it getting really loud. So he loves it. his Soundcore Sleep A20 earbuds because they give you the best night's sleep. They're comfortable on your ears, and you can curate your own playlist by streaming from my favorite music apps using Bluetooth 5.3.
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My favorite is when Paige cancels plans because she feels a UTI coming on. UTI coming on.
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And to listen to your body, like don't take it as like I'm fucked up. Take it as, oh, what is this message? It's not just that you're gluten intolerant. It's that your body's it's giving you that like fight or flight response. And you're like, what the fuck? I'm just sitting here about to perform. Why am I treating this like a lion's chasing me?
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But I also do think that in your 20s, you date because you're like, this guy's great. I'm into him. Let's go. And then as you approach 30, it becomes... Like, I feel like you guys could have dated for a long time.
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And then there's the thought of like, on my end as someone who is married, I'm petrified of having kids and it slowing down everything that I've worked so hard to accomplish where like I'm now having momentum and I feel like if I have kids, is it going to, I'm going to lose my identity of the person I worked so hard to create. So y'all, we in this bitch. Yeah.
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Right now, my playlist includes our Giggly Squad playlist on Spotify, and you also can use a white noise library, which I love. Plus, the earbuds have a built-in wake-up alarm so I don't bother my husband when I have to wake up or when he has to wake up. So get the sleep you deserve with Soundcore's Sleep A20 earbuds at soundcore.com. S-O-U-N-D-C-O-R-E.com.
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Okay, guys, I just learned that my skin is really dry and oily, not to brag, because I don't exfoliate enough. So it's like all this buildup is happening. So when I try to moisturize, I'm just putting it over like dry, gross skin. And that's why I'm obsessed with First Aid Beauty's facial radiance pads.
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If you struggle with patchy or dull skin, cakey makeup application, these daily use facial radiance pads are so convenient. And it's good because I could just like put it in my routine where sometimes I'll buy like an exfoliator and I literally forget I have it. And I love pads because I feel like there's no way I'm going to miss any part of my face. It's pre-soaked.
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And I do have to say one other thing about reality TV is that why people love it is it's very like WWE. I was watching a documentary about WWE and it's funny because they would just like create storylines and they wouldn't know how the audience would react. They just wanted the audience to react and they wanted to make it clear like. who the villain was, who the good person is.
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And you can enjoy Southern Charm, Summer House, whatever, but just know like on Giggly Squad, there's, it's not black and white. There's not a villain. There's not a good, like this is two people who love each other. And just like remember that they, yeah, these are two people who had an amazing experience with each other.
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And actually to keep it on the Bravo theme, I remember one of my first ever interviews was with Margaret Josephs in New Jersey. Mm-hmm. And she was telling me how she had a husband and then left him for like the contractor. And I was like, do you regret marrying your husband? And she was like, no. And I was like, but you fucked the contractor.
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And she was like, no, because at that time in my life, he was perfect for me and he's exactly what I needed. And I love him to death. And it was kind of this beautiful thing of Oh, my God.
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We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
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We're like taught like you wake up, you wake up, you come out of your mom's pussy, you wake up and you're searching for Prince Charming, which is everything we like talk about decentering on this pod, which is not OK. Yeah. And also that like you're not just going to find that one person. There's going to be different people for different stages of your life.
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What's up? Growing and learning gigglers. We're growing and realizing things every day. I was trying to sound like Courtney. We're growing. Okay. Long story short, we're going to start with some housekeeping up top. We're both very nervous this episode. We have Radio City. I think there's a couple tickets left, but then we added Nashville, New Orleans, St.
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you're not the person you were when you were seven years old and you were just taught from society what your life should be. I mean, I didn't think I'd be 33 married and not in the mood for children. Right. Have you ever seen a 33-year-old in a movie in the 90s? They literally are like grandmas.
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What's that quote that like whenever you make a plan, God laughs at it? I think if we're going to go back to something that's very giggly coated, this reminds me of like the concept of karma. And me and you always talk about this. Like when someone wrongs you, you can like try to be like, oh, I'm going to get revenge. This is what I'm going to do.
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Natural karmic cycle that's going to happen by you stepping back and focusing on yourself. The universe is so much more creative than anything you could come up with. You just put good energy into the world and watch it come back. And that's how I feel with, like, your plans. Like, we both put it out there that, you know, we want to express ourself. We want to make people laugh.
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We want to be kind. We want to be creative. And that's how Giggly Squad happened. And when things don't match up with that, that's okay because... Plans are a fucking social construct in your own little teenager head. I've been sending you a lot of inspirational quotes. You've been sending me a lot of inspirational things.
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Now that we're getting into our mental health moments, it's that the universe will keep sending you the same thing to see if you learned your lesson yet. And it'll keep giving you the same result. And then once you can get the balls to evolve and change and do the hard thing... then good things will happen. Because if everyone could do the hard thing, then everything would be easy. But it's not.
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The hard thing is hard. And you did something really difficult. And it was confusing. Yeah.
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Augustine, Florida, where we have no idea where that is.
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Well, because you have to start taking responsibility for some shit. How dare you? Yeah. in my breakup episode that was so out of pocket i'm so sorry you're gonna come at me during my freaking breakup episode no that was so fucked up i'm sorry i need to apologize no but no no no you actually made a good point because
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natural dopamine i always say that breakups are like when you get fired from a job which you know is my favorite hobby because whenever you leave something you level up like if you're a corporate girly the way you get a big raise is by leaving that job for the next job and then you just keep growing and i do think there's this crazy time in your 20s where first you're just like oh boyfriends are fun what can i get who can i see who can i be with
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And then when you realize that the wrong person is actually like so much worse than you being single, then you start having this mentality of like, okay, I love me. I don't like me with the wrong person. And I love me with the right person. And that's when you start being smart.
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Maybe as a two-month-old when my skin was perfect.
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So then we have Portland, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City. Check it out. Okay, this is going to be a unique episode of Giggly Squad.
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proud of myself on like talking about it and letting girls know like it can literally happen to anyone like I feel like a lot of gigglers see me as like very confident and it's like but it also happened to me that doesn't mean make you not confident no but guys like that go for confident women they try to find confident women that they can bring down and manipulate or groom and it was never your fault if anything you were shining so bright you wanted to dim your light and
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And sometimes a relationship like that, you don't know, but you're coping with it by trying to convince yourself that like you can handle that or that it did. Like, I don't, I'm not a therapist.
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I don't know the extent of it, but it's like, I know that I was going for guys who were not emotionally available because I wasn't emotionally available because I didn't want to get hurt because I wanted to protect myself. And long story short is like, thank you for being so vulnerable and open because you don't have to give us any of this information because
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if they've been listening like they know that it's been this like this thing of you being busy and and your career and what you're trying to prioritize and also like yeah you joked a lot about him but it's it shows like how nice of a guy craig is that like he loves when you make fun of him he loves the banter and that was part of like the fun of your relationship he loved you poking fun at him and stuff
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People also don't factor in, yeah, the third lens that's in the relationship, which is the public eye. Wait, there was a new giggler that DM me and he's like, hey, I'm a new giggler. I'm a guy, but I'm gay. Like, where do I stand in this? And I'm like, oh, my God, you missed the episode. You're a giggler. You're actually very important in the giggler.
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You're actually really high up on the hierarchy. We need you. We need you in these streets. How do you feel?
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Also, you may be a giggler if you like to make fun of yourself. Stay, swipe up.
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Our book comes out available for pre-order. Which we actually do get into a lot more deeper stuff in the book. But I do think with you, this is important for the gigglers because anything moving forward that you speak on, they have to know what you've been through. And they have to know every single...
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And you've said things to me before that aren't true.
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something if any giggler needs to hear that like you are fine you're going to be fine he's going to be fine like why am i crying the entire episode no you cried this also this could be totally off and this might not pertain to you but could pertain to other people but i was thinking about like when you're in a relationship where someone treats you horribly and does not respect you the way to cope is to not respect yourself
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And then when you get treated badly in the future, you're just like, well, I don't care because it's fine. It's not a big deal. You're not hurting me. This has to do with friendships. If you're in a place right now that you're not happy, you do not have to stay in it. And you're not selfish. You're not being a bitch.
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Life is worth the living. I do have to say, if you guys are having a rough time, go to your local adoption shelter, find the cutest fucking kitten in there, take it, and pretty much 98% of your problems will be solved. And that's just science. That's just science. We didn't plan this, by the way, because we don't do admin. I thought you were going to come on, say kind of a simple statement. Me too.
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This was us unpacking our trauma as Paige venting to me on a pod and me going, you're so right. You're literally so right. Now let's go back to being stupid.
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imagine somebody goes I can't because Greg and Paige I don't believe in love anymore also guys stop with that I can't with the like I don't believe in love anymore when a relationship fell apart that like you don't know anything about they were very good looking together we all can acknowledge that and let's let's not project that onto them I think this is this is a cool ending that was cool
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We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling, for crying, for everything. Enjoy time with your family or don't, or don't.
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episode because there were just so many gigglers were like wow like this was like on another level like we get each other we've truly formed a cult this pod was made off of making fun of each other and most importantly ourselves but in that as you're making fun of yourself you start being like holy shit I'm seeing some real shit and we talk about it and we go in and out all the time but look the gigglers are our best friends
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This is all just you announcing you have another UTI. And the gigglers are like, we're tired. We're tired, Paige. Side note, this is going to be a little dramatic episode. And we didn't have a plan. We didn't have a plan. And I told her my plan was to let her talk. And my plan was to let Hannah talk.
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Wow. You're so fucking strong for being in a public relationship and putting yourself out there. And you guys, you both, like, fought really hard for this and wanting to make it work. And I do have to say, shout out to Craig, because... Reality TV dating is really hard. And I remember when you found him, he was the first guy who really like lifted you up and was so he got you.
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He was so proud of you for what you were accomplishing, like on TV and off TV. And you hadn't had a guy to support you like that. He's a huge reason for like who you are in the last couple of years becoming who you are.
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it's just like so weird to talk about it like it's just so weird it's also weird because we forget people listen to the pod and i think why we're nervous is we know more people will like listen in to get the tea yeah no that's what it is i'm like we know that it's non-gigglers listening and we're like yes because i'm like beta blocker episode like once i got into the story i was like girls listen up
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What was hardest about it for me. No, what was hardest about this relationship was that there wasn't a smoking gun. And I think the positive for, like, anyone who's listening right now is that relationships don't just end because there was a murder-suicide relationship. Like relationships don't just end because there's a Sandoval or like something or he's, you know, doing fucked up things.
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The hardest relationship I think to get out of is sometimes when you're like, I love this person. Do I want to be with this partner forever? And am I the same person I was four years ago? And I think for anyone listening... I love a breakup. They're scary, but they're empowering. And I'm excited to see like where you both go from here.
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And I just have to say of a lot of the guys that do reality TV, he's definitely one of the better ones that's crossed my path.
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empathy for people who are on reality tv and dating there's a reason why a lot of housewives are not in healthy relationships um and it's not for the week no it's it's not for the week and it's not even i think maybe like why i was so nervous to say it is because
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And it's so funny because four years ago, if I told you what we did these last six months and what we created and what you push yourself through, I don't think you would have believed me.
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This show is sponsored by Soundcore's Sleep A20 earbuds from Anchor. I actually gave these to Dez for Christmas because he can't fall asleep unless he's listening to a podcast or like everything's completely silent. Meanwhile, like I'm petting butter, I'm snoring, I have the air conditioning blasting, like I'm partying or I'm on TikTok.
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And back then was very different. Women were not allowed to get a credit card until 1975. Of course, the only thing, their only accomplishment that they were told to do was have a baby with the husband they met at 18 who took their virginity and they didn't know what any other dick felt like. So they were stuck with that one dick. Right. Not to go on a rampage right now.
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That's how you make it sexual. It does annoy me when you have people put timelines on people. And I do have to say, reality TV producers put timelines on you because they're kind of like, what's your story? This season can't be the same as last season. What's the new story? And sometimes relationships aren't like that.
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But also, and if I get nominated for an award ever, like I never said this, the awards are made up. Yeah. It's all it's all made up. It's all, you know, campaigning and who's who dicks are being sucked. Do you campaign for like. Oh, my God. It's a huge campaign. Like Chalamet.
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Timothy Chevrolet is doing an incredible campaign for Bob Dylan, like going on SNL.
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It's showing that you care. Like, do you remember Harry Styles, how he did the whole – that was him, like, campaigning when he did MSG for, like, 400 nights. Yeah.
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That was Adderall, for sure. That's crazy. How'd he do that? Wait, can we just announce – We don't do Adderall, which I think is, why don't we? Wait, it's kind of so chic. It's kind of chic because you know what? We like sleeping. So when we feel the tiredness come on, we don't think, oh, how can I Judy Garland myself?
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No, I was hanging out with my uncle all weekend who loves old movies and I was asking him questions about Judy Garland and he was like, no, they would just give her pills to wake her up, give her pills to go to sleep. No, that's crazy. That's how I felt in Denver.
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I was recently talking to someone about it and I was like, You know, they give you like oxygen things. And I was like, Paige was having a panic attack. I put a spa music at her face and then was squirting oxygen into her mouth. And I was like, is this CPR? Am I doing CPR?
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I do have to say, though, panic attacks are your body telling you something's wrong. Yeah. Not to brag, but I manifested this. It's happening. I don't know how, but manifestation is real. We are partnering with Lactaid. I think it's your dream. No, like I'm retiring after this.
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They sent me recently lactate ice cream. So it's regular milk, but without the lactose. Women in STEM know that. Des ate it all. Then I find out they have cottage cheese. They have sour cream lactate. I feel like they made it because they knew I was going to go nuts over it. But anyway, we're partnering with Lactaid because we love eating milk and cheese, as you know, but we are dairy sensitive.
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There's something going on. If you've listened to this pod, you know that I have some dairy sensitivities. So we're doing a live Giggly Squad show. We're actually doing Club Giggly with Lactaid at the Dairy Lovers Lounge at a pop-up in New York City. Wait, I'm like obsessed with a dairy's lover lounge. Oh my God, it's going to be so cute.
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So we're on a mission with Lactaid to unite the dairy baddies who refuse to compromise their love for real dairy. And by dairy baddie, it's someone who keeps it real. Maybe even when they shouldn't. Someone who refuses to compromise their love for milk. And someone who knows you don't have to break up with real dairy just because you're dairy sensitive.
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And guys, just because you're dairy sensitive doesn't mean you're not a bad bitch.
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okay guys i just learned that my skin is really dry and oily not to brag because i don't exfoliate enough so it's like all this build-up is happening so when i try to moisturize i'm just putting it over like dry gross skin and that's why i'm obsessed with first aid beauty's facial radiance pads
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If you struggle with patchy or dull skin, cakey makeup application, these daily use facial radiance pads are so convenient. And it's good because I could just like put it in my routine where sometimes I'll buy like an exfoliator and I literally forget I have it. And I love pads because I feel like there's no way I'm going to miss any part of my face.
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It's pre-soaked, so all you have to do is swipe and go. One step makeup prep. They brighten and help refine the pores. It's actually really important. If you have similar skin to me, I would definitely use these. See the difference First Aid Beauty's facial radiance pads make for your complexion? I know you'll love them as much as I do, and right now I have a special offer just for my listeners.
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Back to celebrities, I went to this, this was like my first charity gala. Where was it? It was in Manhattan somewhere.
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Oh my God, no, it was in Jazz at Lincoln Center. Oh, oh my God. Which, by the way, when I went to high school, you know I'd get off right there where the Globe was and then walk to my high school. It was so chic. So chic, and we'd hang out in Central Park, like little artsy poets in Sheep's Meadow. But anyway, enough about me and my childhood. First person I see, Portia Williams. Stop.
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When I tell you I did 42 episodes of chat room with her in my mom's kitchen, never met her in person. No way. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because it's COVID. It was COVID. And it's illegal for me to go to BravoCon. Yeah. So there's no way we've ever crossed paths. We've never crossed paths. She's never come across your desk. She's never come across my desk.
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And I look at her and she doesn't realize we've never met in person. So she's like, Hannah, what's up? And I'm like, bitch, we've never met in person. And so that was crazy. Also, she's gorgeous. And like, I mean, between her and Giselle, it was crazy. I was, I'm surprised they let me on that show. They were like, you ugly little rodent. They're like, you're the funny one.
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No, but they're so funny too. But anyway. Guess who the host was? Who? I love how you say guess like you could guess. There's no way. I love the way you tell the story. Yes, you can't. You can't get it, you stupid little bitch. You can't get it. I'm like, I don't know, Mario Lopez.
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Who is so beautiful. And she, so we're in like this big.
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And her profile is so cunt. So she walks on.
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What's up, my Grammy gigglers? Mm-hmm. Sexual. Sexual.
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Well, talk about it, girl. The most. So there was this huge backstage area because it was a fashion show.
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Well, that's what I've been... And who doesn't? That's what I've been trying to get you into. Honestly. But I'm just like, joke's on you guys.
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I've been getting eaten out by the greatest lesbian ever. Okay, so...
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Sharon Stone's walking by and she's with this woman who's like in control of the show who I knew and for some reason Sharon Stone like stops right where I am I think she thought I was someone I I think she thought I was someone I wasn't yeah or she was like oh this is some girl that I don't know that I should know and she stops and I'm looking at her and it's Sharon Stone and the woman next to her goes stand up it's Sharon Stone laughing
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Because I didn't think she would stop me and say, I thought it was someone behind me. But she literally stopped and put her hands out. And I go, oh, hi. And she goes, stand up. It's Sharon Stone. I stand up. And I go, hi, Sharon Stone.
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We're misleading because we're recording on a Sunday this week. We're recording Sunday. I'm so excited to watch Red Carpet. Red Corpet. Red Corpet and the outfits. I like the music outfits because I feel like they get crazy.
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Stand up. It's Sharon Stone. So I stood up and I was like, you are...
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just iconic in every way and she was like thanks and then went on to walk and i looked at my mom and i was like what the hell was that i feel like she's really tall in person she's tall but not like freaky tall but like like a solid five eight yes yeah she's just regal and then she was hosting and some charities i do have to say i mean shout out charities we love what you do
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Boring. Yeah. Like, they're just yapping, yapping, yapping about things that aren't, like, they just, some people at the charity want to hear themselves speak. Was it a sit-down dinner? No, it was the most fun, like, concert, and they did a... Like a cocktail hour? Cocktail hour concert, and then...
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a fashion show of all these like red dresses it was amazing but Sharon Stone when she gets the mic she has such an aura like she was telling stories that like weren't even completely related all the time it was she's killing on the mic yeah then Suki Waterhouse is there oh what does she look like in person Gorgeous. Tall. The cheekbones out of control.
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Yes. And she has an 11-month child, which was inspirational.
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I didn't want to say that. I didn't want to say it because you pull them off very well.
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She's Irish. She pulls off a lot of accents.
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But it's so funny because she's so British. But then she goes to singing and they lose the accent, which no one's ever studied that. No, it'll never make sense. It'll never make sense. Someone should study it.
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Where are you? I've been waiting for years for you to call. Wait, I... I've been sitting watching Jeopardy all night long and you haven't ring me up once. I will beat your ass.
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How are we not cast in an aura is beyond me and I'm jealous. Mikey Madison, you're from LA. You're a lucky bitch, okay?
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from queen so that's so fun not my adele um then sarah bareilles are you familiar with her work i'm not gonna write you a love song her voice which did she perform she performed for 40 minutes and i was glued to my seat it her voice is so incredible and now she's whatever long story short I haven't seen other people perform in a while because I have just been hamming it up on my own stage.
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Page Kodak. Page Kodak. Me, I'm like, I don't get it.
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It's so nice to sit back and appreciate others.
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how about you go these girls have been doing this thing called listening that i've never tried yeah but swipe up if you want to listen hannah 25 i highly recommend it it was so fun so relaxing i almost i think i may have learned something i can't tell you the last time i went to something you're gonna say listen well that i can't tell you the last time i went to a performance
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So I want to go see, and Juliette, there's also this all in, I think we need to go to some New York City shows. Because it's the kind of thing like people from- When you say shows, what do you mean? Like Broadway shows. Not musicals. Okay. There's some like shows. And Juliette's a musical, I lied. Oh, wait, you just got so mad at me. No, it's just like. You like stand up. I love a stand up.
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No, me trust was like 12 years ago. It's crazy. Oh, no. I was thinking, what did Gen Z girls think about Lady Gaga? Because I feel like she hasn't had a real moment in the last couple of years. Yeah, like did they realize how iconic she is and how, I mean, she was obviously inspired by so many before her, but like. Yeah, Stephanie from New York City.
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Look, you come hang with me at some shows.
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I don't know if that's safe for you.
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Or you're going to love it. It's honestly just men who kind of look like school shooters smoking weed and talking about their cum jokes, which honestly can be relaxing.
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No, it's the kind of thing where on stage they're so charming and then they get off stage and you're like, could you...
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could you smile once yeah um maybe also in the audience but i'm saying like i haven't sat in the audience of something in a while and i'm craving it i even think as a performer it's important to like remember the experience of like you know we never see the front of these theaters like we don't even see where it says like giggly squad yeah michigan whatever what's it called in the front it's called the front of a theater
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We will go to tons of times and never see the marquee because we go in through the back door and get put as you like to do. And then we go... Did I touch? And then we go into...
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Okay, that's giving jelly. It's giving jealous. And I was like, I didn't say it was me. It's giving jealous. Speaking of my papa, because, okay, the Giggly Squad books, there's, like, a galley that's been made, which is, like, the first –
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i don't know what a galley is yeah but it's going around and i think they're giving it to some bookstores to be like do you guys want it or whatever and my papa started reading it and he was like do you guys talk about pooping like you do on the pod and i was like probably i don't know what chapter it is but he started reading it and he really liked it probably i don't look at the chapters it's pretty self-explanatory called an index actually there is a chapter of how to poop in public yeah
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there is i definitely started that chapter but no i'm obsessed with your family truly thanks no we had a fun weekend with my uncle johnny um he has a basement of all old movie paraphernalia let's actually i saw it on your instagram story
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You know what it is when I'm not with you and I'm not with Des? I don't have anyone to be snarky with. Yes. So then the internet is my people. But that actually wasn't what I wanted to write. I wanted to write fuck ass Bob, but I knew that all my family would be reading it and be like, why did you call the dog fuck ass Bob? And I was like, it's an internet joke, whatever.
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Stephanie. I think she spells it with an F. Did you hear? The number one golfer has injured himself hand making ravioli. Where? Where does he live? The gigglers are out here attacking golfers now.
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No, this dog's bob was so coiffed. And when it would bark, it would do like a like, it was like, it was literally Anna Wintour of dogs.
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I was like, oh, so you went for auburn hair. Got it. I said, you would love my friend Paige. You would love her outfit.
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Oh, did you get a weird sense when she called you that something happened or no? You're like, I'm doing my own stuff.
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No, but when I tell you this dog was like your mom's shadow. Yeah. Polo. No, Polo was. I do have to say, I think we talked about it on the pod, but when I did visit that day. Yeah. This dog was half in the grave. Okay, this dog is dead. No, this. The dog was dead. No one was acknowledging. No, this dog lived a good life. Long life.
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But like I looked over and the dog is, you know when they're laying, but like. It doesn't look like they're breathing.
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Some would say that will kill them. Some would say prosciutto wasn't the thing to feed the dog. Some would say it was a little overweight and made him have... Had some cardiovascular problems. No, but I literally like when we're about to go to the show, I go, I hope Polo's alive when we get back. I just make, I kept making Polo death jokes, which I think is me.
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I hate animals dying to the point that like I'd rather it be a human. Yeah. So I like couldn't handle it. The comedy started to come with it. But then when you told me, I sent him a text. Yes, I sent Kimmy. I texted him and I said, sad news today.
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No, I got really upset. No, I can't even bring up my childhood cat, Trixie. If my dad's listening right now, he's going to turn off Giggle Squad right now and be like, I need to process this.
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His name is Scott Schleffler, so not an Italian.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Thank you. Should we start doing moment of silence for everything? For people that we cut out of our lives. Moment of silence. Side note, we raised so much money. We haven't gotten the official stats. We'll post it soon for the LA Fires. And with the Giggly Squad t-shirt, we're so happy about that. We love charity. We're also very specific about the charities.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, it sounds like a guy who his wife was mad at him. So he's like, I'm going to make you handmade ravioli. And then he hurt himself. And this is why, like, if you're not an Italian grandma, just don't. You know what else it's giving? Lies. No, it's giving? It's giving?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
We want to do our research to make sure we're not just throwing money or throwing supplies at anything. And sometimes you do stuff and it makes it harder for people. Anyway, long story short, it's complicated. I saw a TikTok that said if you have acne on the lower third of your face and you're not like premenstrual.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Which that happens every time I have my period.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And it's like all month. Okay. Find a new relationship. Stop. Apparently they said it's like it's a cortisol thing that like this man is stressing you the fuck out. And if you're breaking out while you're with him, it's like your body's response. Yeah.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Kind of, but all the videos were too long.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Oh, you're glow up and you're happy now. I would just call him and be like, give me 20%. Literally cut me a check. You're using my likeness. Cut. Cut?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Well, that's like Mariah Carey suing her ex for wasting her time. Honestly, I didn't understand her until this moment. At first I was like, okay, Mariah. Okay, now I'm like, why haven't more women done that?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You were saying Central Sea wrote a song.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Do you ever do... You do see some girls in relationships, and I'm talking about not Facetune, just Raw, where you're like... I think I think he's draining that bitch. I think she's being drained from the inside out. Yeah. I want you girls look in the mirror. You don't really know.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I once was in a relationship where. I knew I needed to break up with him, but I was so scared. And I stopped eating, which has never been done in the history of my life. I was so skinny, but in an embarrassing way where I wanted to eat but couldn't. I remember going to one of my mom's jazz gigs with my family, and I ordered pasta, and I couldn't eat it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And I was trying to figure out ways to make it look like I ate it, but I was so... Sick and nauseous. No, because I knew that I was going to be pulled aside and be like, what the fuck's wrong with you? No way. Because bitch has never not finished a meal. And then even at work, I'd be eating my sandwich and I'd be picking on it. And people comment about it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
People would be like, do you not like your sandwich?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I just remember then I got out of it and it takes like a week or two or three. And the next thing you know, my body was like back in balance.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Wait, I love... There's two kinds of people who lie. People who just like don't answer the question. Yeah. Or then people who go so in so crazy that you're like, you know. Too much detail. I'm like, I didn't even know what time of day it was. I was trying to do a spinach feta ravioli. The spinach got caught. And next thing you know, lost a finger. No.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You're like, a monkey has been lifted off my back.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Girls do, losing hair is a thing too.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
yeah and people don't talk about it because i think it is like it gets scary but it's more common than you'd think i've had definitely had friends being like you're in the shower and you're like oh fuck like your body is literally like you can't you can try to trick your mind but you can't trick me bitch you can't i think my like i've had breakups where my face like i felt like i was holding weight like yeah my face yeah and then like i would break up and i'd be like oh
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, that's one of the shows I haven't watched. I haven't watched White Lotus.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It's so good. Wait, can I just say, shout out to Apple TV. You're a little expensive, but you're... No, they're putting in work. Quality over quantity. Like, when they put out a show, you know it's been green the fuck lit.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And then they bring back the really good ones. Question for you.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, I don't know what's going on in Severance. I can't understand it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Okay, this – I feel like I'm about to be naked in front of you guys. Like this is the rawest I've ever been on this pod.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Okay, well, first of all, I – Can I answer it in my own way first?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
This is an open forum. We created it. I sit down and just out of habit, first of all, I don't know how to turn my own TV on. There's too many remotes. I click every button until somehow it miraculously turns on. Then I go to the tennis channel.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It's on cable, but I don't know the Tennis Channel, so I have to go Tennis Channel. So if I'm on the phone with you and I want to go to the Tennis Channel, you have to go to the Tennis Channel. Okay, okay. I think it's 500 something. After past 30, I'm not remembering. If you are past 30, I don't know what channel you're on. So I put the Tennis Channel on, and if it's a match, I like... She sat.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
OK. And I'll do my thing and I will have it on all day. OK. If it's not a match I like, I can also go to Amazon, go to live TV and they have other matches on. OK. That are sometimes like women's matches that I want to watch. Then I do go to Netflix as my first. Okay. Just to be like, is there a new documentary charting?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Optimum. Wait, can I just say one thing? I'm not involved in the electrical part of this. My husband deals with that. I don't know what the Wi-Fi password is. I come in and I use it. And when it doesn't work, I say, Des! And then he's like, how come you always break the TV?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Is that you? That's what Des has done to me. And what's crazy is our TV, for me to watch Hulu or HBO, I have to do it through my phone because it's not up on ours. Right. And I just thought that's the life I had to live. But I'm realizing now- It's not the life you have to live. I used to have Roku when I was living with girls. Correct. And they came correct.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Did you just say Thursday or start itching? I start itching. And then I like want to tell you things and I'm like, hold it, hold it. This weekend, that's my Saturday. I was like, we got to move the pod up to Sunday. I got shit to say. Well, yeah. And then I'll send you the text like checking in. What's up?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You know? No, I know. And not to brag, but Des is a man of the world. Yeah. So occasionally, for some reason, our TV thinks it's like logged into Ireland. So then I like can't get certain things because it thinks we're in Ireland, which is a very small country and limited. He's VPNing your TV and you don't even know it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
He's in Dublin. For how long? He's coming back for a second. Like he's on pretty long of a tour. Oh my God. But also like we have stuff going on too.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Well, that's why I hung out with family for the first time in years.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
That may seem lovely. I sent Kim flowers for Polo.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I spoke to Chris and asked him a couple questions.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
penmanship i'm gonna watch the grammys full with no interruptions tonight wow literally three minutes into the red carpet interviews he goes i can't believe you're gonna watch this for three more hours all the questions are the same and i go yeah and i'm observing a hundred different things of like this is girlhood that you're not understanding
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And he's like, this interview's awkward. I'm like, and that's why I like watching it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Oh, yeah. Because they're waiting for the Super Bowl. Yeah. Which... Do you know, there's some conspiracy theories about the Super Bowl, which I don't like to spread, but I watched the game. They played. But please say them. They played the Buffalo Bills. Okay.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And there were just some rumors that the refs are being very lenient with the Chiefs, which would make sense because at the end of the day, capitalism wins again. Everything's about money. Everything's about money. The league makes more money when the Chiefs go to the finals.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Or maybe she's signing, like, to let them cut to her. Because she's not only getting hate.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
But I hate when I call you and I'm, you know, when you don't want to say something to someone, but then you can't speak about anything else because you're trying so hard to not say one thing. So they're like, are you dumb?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You can cut this amount of times, maybe.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And maybe her team gets approvals. Like, that's making shit up.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I don't care about your little game.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I don't give a shit. Can you help me with this one thing? Because I don't want to hurt any of the man's feelings. I'm talking facts right now. Chris, I want you to hear this. Why are the positions fullback, cornerback, running back, tight end? Why? Like we don't tight end. Like who was in the room? Like, okay, what do we call the fourth one? And they're like, obviously tight end.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And it's always the hot Travis Kelsey's tight end. Gronkowski's tight end. They pick the cute ones. See, I can say positions. I don't know where they are. Tight end is a crazy thing to seriously name a position.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
no but you know i'm saying thank you it's one thing if all of them were like side end wide end tight end it has nothing to do with tight end and then they just decided what is a tight end a tight end is the guy on i guess the end who keeps it tight he keeps that motherfucking shit tight
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And let's be honest, these men can afford their own showers. You don't have to go in the same showers.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
The closest me and you have been to being naked in the same room together is when I'm pooping and you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I was like, and I just feel like I'm really over it. No, well, you get morning anxiety. I get morning anxiety. That disappears by 1 p.m. So I'm out here all day. I'm like, I'm calling Des. I'm like, I don't like I think Paige is having a bad day. Like, what should I tell her? Radio silence from her. I was like, call me whenever you need. I'm here.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Sorry, Grandpa, Papa, whoever's listening. Do you ever have a gas bubble that you're like, this is how I die? I was in the car. What's a gas bubble? Like you have to fart? Let me explain. So I was in California with Andrew Collin. I ordered a salad. He ordered like a cheeseburger with fries, but it was before our show. So I'm like, I can't have a cheeseburger before the show.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
But obviously I'm starving. And he goes to get the car and he didn't finish his fries. So I'm like, well, now I have to eat his fries. So I shovel a bunch of fries in my mouth. And then you get the adrenaline of like, oh my God, I'm going to the show. Yeah. I get in the car. Everything's normal. Do you know when you get a wave of like diarrhea? Like it's not like a wave of pain in your stomach.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Okay. For me, it's always, you know, I don't even burp.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Yeah. So I guess you're more of a puker. Thank you.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Daphne, who just shot in your bed five minutes earlier, was like, do that in another room.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You're becoming the same thing. You know when you have to have diarrhea, but you hold it because you're in a car. So it goes away and then the wave hits again. I call it a gas bubble. This bubble needs to be released. But I'm with a straight man. And if I was with you, I would just immediately be like, I'm going to give you a play-by-play until we get to the hotel of how I'm doing.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So Andrew said that I just got really quiet. Like he was like, this is when you start sweating.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And he's being funny. And I'm like, if I laugh right now, we're going to have disaster.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So I'm just holding it in. And I'm like, you're sweating. You're like, it's horrible. And when I ran to the bathroom.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And we have like a small green room and it was just like him outside and me in the green room, like releasing my inside. There's nothing worse than.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Milwaukee? Milwaukee. There was nothing worse than that. That was not even a bad one. That was not even a bad one.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And for all of you who are judging me right now at home, if you want a laxative, perform stand-up comedy. Like, I don't care what's in your body.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Before you go on stage, you feel like a lion's chasing you, and your body needs to, like, release it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I'm literally waiting by the phone like a good little girl waiting for you. I'm like, oh, I go. She must be in an escape room right now. She must be have checked into a mental health rehab facility. And that's why she hasn't called me. Text you around 830. Just like, how are you all doing?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You know what's crazy though? I never had a crazy feeling getting engaged or getting married. I was nervous before walking down the aisle, but I'm way more nervous about like having kids. Yeah. I hope they never listen to this. Can we have a moment of silence? Let's have a moment of silence. So yeah, I had a gas bubble, but I survived. Final thing I just wanted to say to like bond with you.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Do you feel like we're not bonded enough? I feel like this episode we didn't really connect. I looked over in the car today and my Nana's... First of all, seeing your mom or your Nana scroll their Instagram is so... My Shayla. Yeah. My Shayla. And I looked and she was – her algorithm has runway on it. And Nana's like, oh, I love this dress.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Nana's so cute. She was like, I have to respond to my fans right now. I need a minute, okay? I have to talk to my girls. And then she got upset because she realized – this is the funniest thing that's ever happened. I set that up too strong. She said – She realized that her Instagram posts are going automatically to her Facebook and she's upset about it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And I said, Nana, that's makes your life easier. And she goes, my audience is different on my Facebook than my Instagram. And I'm writing to my Instagram girls when I run Instagram. I don't want it to be my Facebook is a whole different like demo.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Can I just make an announcement? This last week, everything Paige has said, she was hacked. She was hacked. Anything you saw on TikTok or Instagram, hacked. But one last thing, just shout out. Yeah. Scapparelli. Look at you.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, the way my jaw dropped at the works of art. Is anyone doing it like Schiaparelli right now? No.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Do you think Schiaparelli is actually where we... Come together. We come together in Schiaparelli. Because one, it's Italian. Two, it's like a little out there. But three, it's gorgeous. Schiaparelli is us.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Thanks for giggling with us. Thanks for crying with us. Thank you for starting fights with us. And starting fights, defending us. Thanks for having my back. We love you guys so much. We have shows coming up in Hollywood, Florida. St. Augustine, Florida. Nashville. Nashville, New Orleans for Galentine's Day. You guys better be there. I need to get all my outfits. I know, me too.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I don't have them yet. I like forgot. Red pink moments. Schiaparelli. Oh, shoot. Schiaparelli. I'm wearing Schiaparelli. Okay, love you guys. Bye.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You know, I'm like, maybe no one saw it. It's funny because I used to be Mrs. Non-media trained where like when people ask me things, I'm just saying the truth. Like I would just say what was going on. And I didn't know that you like technically shouldn't do that, especially with like reality TV sometimes. You know, things get so misconstrued.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I went on my first red carpet with my mom for Go Red for Women to raise awareness about cardiovascular health for women. Did you know? One, it's the number one killer for women. No, I didn't know that. And two... See, I would have said breast cancer. See? We don't know. And that's why we do the research. That's why we're not women in STEM. Correct.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
But apparently, apparently, up until very recently, they were only studying men's heart health. Uh-huh. And whenever a woman would be feeling weird and she'd go to the doctor, they'd be like, I think you're PMSing. But like Sharon Stone had a stroke for three days and like didn't know. And like, it's just very under 60%. They're just, there's numbers.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Numbers are involved. Numbers are real. So it's just a classic case of we need to do more research for women. And women will go to doctors and be like, my heart hurts. And they're like, you have anxiety. When it's like women, if anything, we have intuition. So raising awareness about that. I'm like, mom, let's go on the carpet. First interview.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
They're like, ask me about you and like your dating life. And I'm like, oh, my God, because I'm literally trying to remember facts about cardiovascular health.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I'm trying to pronounce cardiovascular. And they were like, are you hooking Paige up with anyone? And I literally was like, oh, I'm. Why aren't you? Well, I just got a finger pointed at my long, crazy, long, skinny finger pointed at me. I'm glad you brought that up. Where have you been? Sorry, I'm kind of loving a moment of... Sorry, I like a moment of rest.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
We deserve it. But I told her, I was like, this is the thing. I did not want a headline. Yeah. I did not want to get involved because you've been involved.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And I was kind of enjoying me not being involved for a second. So I was like, oh, I know what you're trying to do. So then I just go, I'm... I'm just, I'm relaxing. And she looks at me and she goes, no, you're. I'm on voice. She literally goes, no, you're not. Which I thought was illegal. No. I gave my answer. Go to the next question. She goes, no, you're not. And I go, let me be frank.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
which is grace is that true yes i'm at home with my cat yes and in that moment i literally was so close to go full giggler yeah i just wanted to be like i'm minding my own business trying to mind my own business but then i saw the headline being like hannah burner roots a reporter and says she's minding her own business i wish the headline was hannah has been trying to mind her own business
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Hannah Brenner struggling to mind her own business. But like me trying to not answer a question by press is, it's harder than the Olympics.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I just like can't escape it. Well, it's also hard when I'm trying to mind my own business, then people talk about my friend and then it becomes my business. But then I have to mind my own business because then I don't want to, you know.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And the algorithm knows you want to see your name.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
The gigglers are tired. They've been fighting the good fight. We do not need to add more to their plate.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Speaking of receipts, bring up the yay tweets.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
no i love it i would love him to take this energy into some new music though right i feel like maybe he's awakening in some way and let's put that towards what your skill point you know no i'm obsessed speaking of like the kardashians and kanye and whatever you know what i'm not here for people just randomly being mean to kylie jenner
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You know, I feel like There's, like, this concept of Hollywood where it's, like, this is Hollywood and then, like, influencers are influencers. But, like, I'm sorry. Everything is a mush right now.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Like, is there an A-list? There's A-list, but in a day you can get out of it. Yeah.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
I honestly think that there's a lot of stuff that we don't know. That's why I was so like, I must find more people. There's more. There's got to be more. People were coming out of the woodwork with major stuff. And what I know about being kind of an armchair detective is nobody starts with major stuff. You graduate to that. What were the little things that led to the bigger things?
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
And that's kind of what I started looking for. Who's had any dealings with her? What has she said to you? What were her patterns? How does she hook someone in? There were all these different groups of people that she was playing a certain narrative to. She has multiple attack methods. She's really kind of brilliant in a way, like Evilee.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
I think there's a lot of stuff that we don't necessarily know the depths of still that are really, I think, kind of worse and more frightening. The co-signers club was this car-selling Facebook group. I posted in there, hi, I'm looking for people who may have interacted with Megan Stoner in this group.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
She has been arrested for felony fraud, and I'm wondering if anyone was a victim of a scam by Megan Stoner. Someone named Jenny said, I totally was. And this is the first time hearing of her horrible crap. I'm in process calling Wells Fargo where she wrote a check from a closed account for her appointment. I spoke with someone named Annabella.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
She messaged me and said, I'm just seeing posts about Megan Stoner. I don't know her just interacted with her online. She's asking people to help with bail money on false charges that made me look into her. And now I'm seeing all these posts about her. I didn't give her any money, but I'm concerned that others read her Twitter post about being bullied and gave in and have been scammed.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
Thankfully, I decided to look into her a little further before I sent money. And I said, do you have screenshots of her asking that? And she said, yes, one second. And sent me like Megan was DMing with her on Twitter. Hi, I need help. I'm really struggling. And the lady said, what's going on? Sending you hugs. Who's this group of people bullying you, by the way?
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
She said, I know this is going to sound weird and out of line, but could I borrow $500 for bail? It's a long story, but I'm facing charges for alleged corrupt business influence. Happy to speak over the phone. Annabella is telling me. Sent the number and she called. I looked up the number. It's registered to a dentist stoner.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
She states that she's being charged with corrupt business dealings over the phone. Says it's from 2006 and she doesn't know what it's about. She consulted an attorney. She needs to borrow $500, and after that she will need $1,100 more. When asked about the bail amount, she said she needed 8%, and she didn't have access to her money at this time, but she would pay it back as soon as possible.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
Said she has a warrant for her arrest, but she's been in the hospital, and that once she gets the bail money, she's going to surrender. When asked about an attorney, she stated that she would rather worry about that later, Because getting the money to make sure she doesn't have to sit in jail for a long time is more important.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
That's when I began to look her up on social media and all that truth came out. And I said, how did you first come to know her? And Annabella said, when she made a post online about being a teacher who was bullied by the kids and quit her job. I'm a college instructor, part-time, nurse full-time. So I come across a lot of people online who are also educators.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
It's only been about six months, if that. commented on her post saying, sorry, she went through that. The next thing I know, she inboxes me a link to an Amazon wishlist for classroom supplies, but she never posted anything else about her new class. The post turned into speaking of SA and then an auto accident in which she had a huge hematoma and would message me for medical advice.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
And that was about it until yesterday when she posted about being bullied online. And I replied to her post, which led to her asking me to borrow $500 for bail money. Literally while I was on the phone with her, I noticed a tweet replying to her post with a news article. So once we hung up, I looked into her and I said, how did you find me?
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
And she said, I searched her name on Facebook and saw you posted in a group asking about people being scammed by her. So took a chance and sent you a message. I'm not sending her anything. I'm thankful for the post exposing her because I almost fell for it. And I said, I think you should contact the prosecutor about your experience because it may help them in their case.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
I'll give you the phone number. And she said, okay, please pass it along, and I'll call them and tell them what happened and send over screenshots. I don't want anyone else being taken advantage of. She has so many people commenting on that post from yesterday, and I fear someone fell for it and sent money. This is from someone named Nichols. He said, hey, I saw your post.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
I never went all the way, but was coming to. And I said, oh, about Megan. And he said, yeah, we actually talked a lot. I was planning on sending her money. And I said, can you send me screenshots? She's walking him through a payment plan for a car. Hello, texting about your post. What kind of car are you wanting? We have Buicks and Teslas, but we can get anything mostly you want.
Something Was Wrong
S22 E12: Tip of the Iceberg (Finale Part 2)
And he tells her what he's looking for. And she tells him it's $1,000 down. At one point where he's like going back and forth asking questions, she gets snippy with him. They're messaging all the way up until April 13th, week before her arrest. And that's what I told him. I said she was arrested just a few days after that. I sent him the scammer group.
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August 2nd, I followed up with him again and said, I was wondering if you ever got around to filing a police report about Megan Stoner or if you've had any more interactions with her. And he said, I have not. I would really love a map of Megan Stoner crimes, because I believe that there were some people discovered in Europe to have been scammed.
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Okay, these are like messages that were forwarded to us from another Facebook group member that they collected. So they're from different times. One, her name is Annabella. She had messaged them saying that you had reached out for $500 for bail and that you got on the phone and that you asked her for an additional $1,100.
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I think it was just somebody from Twitter that you had connected with is what I gathered from the message. So not somebody you knew in real life. There was a Ginny who alleges she was a traditional massage therapist and that you wrote her a bad check on January 3rd, 2023 from a closed account. I think it was for like less than a few hundred dollars.
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The others is a gentleman named Nichols who alleged that you were going to rent him a car April of 2023. Were you attempting to rent your car out to get the payment money or something?
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That one, I believe, has been resolved, right? The only pendings that I know of are the Elwood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the only ones I'm aware of at this point are the two driving on a suspended license, something about a fictitious license or license plate, and then a theft charge on – and those are all in Elwood, I believe, right? Right.
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What brought the violation or what was it allegedly for?
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Oh, so that's a violation. Got it, got it. That's an automatic violation. Gotcha, gotcha.
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My plan is to start with him and really, like, depending on his advice, going from there. Because I want to make sure that I, you know, at the forefront, I don't do anything to jeopardize their case. I'm only here to be a help. You can't make people do your jobs. You can't make people show up. So, you know, I have no idea how it's going to go. But so far, he's been fantastic.
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the most responsive and kindest person I've interacted with. He seems like a very fair and kind person. So I think that's a good start. He's a supervising sergeant for the state police. So he's actually been on the force for like 30 plus years. He's one of the higher up dudes. That's always good to have people with integrity working on your case. I did want to tell you though,
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My suggestion would be, from a legal standpoint, to stop calling people who tell you to stop calling them, like Alyssa.
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Because at a certain point, it falls under stalking and harassment. And given your track record, you've got to be careful. So I would highly recommend that you respect that when people say that, especially when they're recording that on the jailhouse calls.
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Hey, how's it going? It's going pretty good. I'm heading home soon. It's been a busy week, but it flew by.
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I really can't share a lot more at this point. A lot of the folks I connected with this week, it was either on background or a matter for the courts. One name that keeps coming up is Jake, a boyfriend that you had. Do you think he would be willing to speak with me?
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Okay. When did you guys, like, did you guys break up when you got arrested? Yes.
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Megan reached out to me and told me that her and the governor of Indiana were held hostage at gunpoint by her roommate at the time, who was never her roommate, Elizabeth. She was alleging that Elizabeth had also been raped by Brian Bosma. And that's why Elizabeth did this. When was this? My messages are showing August 6th of 2018.
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I just found a message where she said she pointed a gun at me for an hour, and I was like, dot, dot, dot, she held you hostage. And she said, yes, our rapist showed up. So, yeah, I guess she was alleging that Bosma showed up at their house. She said, Elizabeth got taken to the hospital. She had a psychotic break of some sort. And I was like, is everything okay?
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And she was like, Elizabeth held her and Brian Bosma hostage at gunpoint. Immediately, I thought, this didn't happen. Because if an Indiana representative was being held hostage at gunpoint, that would be national news. I was like, oh, I'm going to turn the news on. And she's like, oh, I don't think it's going to be on the news. And I was like, no, I think it will be.
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Like, that's a really big deal. She's like, no, they're trying to keep it quiet. If I remember correctly, it sounded to me like she was alleging, she said that Bosma has stalked her for months and that Bosma had now raped Elizabeth. And she made it sound like Bosma came to their house. That Bosma had stalked Megan or Elizabeth? Both of them.
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I have a text message that says Bosma stalked me for months. She didn't say why in these messages, but I believe it was because of the article and because she was being outspoken about him raping her and that he was out to get her. I ended up getting Elizabeth's name and we found her on Facebook. and sent her a message and said, hey, girl, you don't know us, but we believe you know Megan Stoner.
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She is saying some really messed up stuff about you. Is there any way we can talk? We ended up talking, and I was like, look, she's saying that you had a psychotic break, that you held her hostage at gunpoint, held Brian Bosma hostage at gunpoint, She was like, oh, my God, like, of course that's not true. And I was like, well, that's what we knew. This was just too crazy to be true.
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And I understand that you work in politics and we wanted to reach out to you before this became a story that was going around. You know, I mean, this could like mess up your life. She said she knew Megan in passing because Elizabeth had actually worked at the Indiana House of Representatives.
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Megan apparently would come in and like volunteer, do little piddly stuff like that because she wanted to be involved in politics so bad. And she was like, she always seemed a little bit off to me, but I don't really know her like that. I've never lived with her. I didn't know she did crazy stuff like this. Like, she was completely in the dark. I didn't go to the police.
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I don't know if Elizabeth did. One thing, we had two people come forward that said around 2018, you had... called them and told them that you and Brian Bosma were tied up at some point by a woman named Elizabeth, who was allegedly your roommate at the time?
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You don't remember posting about it on the Facebook groups?
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No, nothing that I can think of, honestly.
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I don't go on there like I told you before.
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But certainly, I mean, there's discussion groups that are usually pretty active, like, regardless of the season. Yeah.
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Going forward, though, I don't think there's any need for us to really communicate. You know, at this point, we've kind of covered everything, and I know you've expressed you don't really want to comment further anyhow. But, yeah, I mean, you'll be able to hear the podcast yourself in a few days.
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July 6th. Tarabo texted me at like 1.30 in the morning and said, Hi, Hannah. I'm reaching out to ask if you can provide any more info about the situation with Megan. I'm still working with Megan, and I asked her permission to reach out to you. She asked that I text you. Sometimes I do find it difficult to trust Megan, and so I wanted to get more info about the fraud situation.
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She tells me that she just made a mistake in thinking she could sublease her apartment. And when she found out that she couldn't, she paid back the people who she was involved with. Is there more to the story? Why is there such hate against her? I've seen some of the posts that people have made and the hate mail that some people have sent to her.
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Can you please share with me any insights slash info that you have about this situation? Thank you. And that's when I had the 45-page long public records request. ready to go for him. I said, I hope you're doing well. This is a document of police reports involving Megan in some capacity. It includes times she has called the police and times the police have been called on her.
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She's lying to you when she says this is some misunderstanding. She intentionally stole money from people who were already in bad places to begin with. She caused one lady to be homeless, but this is just the tip of the iceberg. After she was bailed out of jail, she went ahead and filed a police report against you for sexual assault.
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I believe it was because you were asking her to catch up on her payments. This is a common tactic of hers. She has wrongfully accused many people of sexual assault resulting in many hours wasted and reputations ruined. You seem like a genuinely kind individual just trying to do your job and make a living.
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I couldn't sit by and watch her try to destroy you by scamming you out of money and then accusing you of sexual assault so she could get out of paying you. And he said, the only info I can find on the web is about the rental scam and I'm not finding anything about other scams. I'm really uncertain here.
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Megan and I are completely up to date with all our payments, and she continues to follow through on submitting payments. The part I feel most unsure about is if she was actually sexually assaulted by Brian Bosma, if she actually is engaged to someone named Jake, and if she is actually friends with Mike Pence. Unsure is the wrong word. I guess I just feel curious to know if it's all true.
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And I said, she's not sexually assaulted by Brian Bosma. The person she claimed to be engaged to was found to have only met her once or twice and has a girlfriend, and Mike Pence had staffers dedicated to keeping her away from him. I just sent you a phone call on Facebook Messenger where she agreed to be interviewed, and she admits it's all fake. I'm glad you're paid up to date.
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The rental scam was the first thing that opened up this can of worms that continues to be investigated, and more and more has been found and is still being investigated. I want to ask, are you doing okay? Has something happened? And he said, I'm good. I'm just at a point where I need to know what's really true so that I can give my fullest energy to supporting Megan.
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If I don't believe her, then it's hard for me to feel fully aligned in supporting her. And that was July 9th, and I texted back July 11th a screenshot of her Twitter that said, ah, nothing like having to file a lawsuit against a professional that broke confidentiality twice. Ugh. I sent him that as just showing this is literally her pattern.
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Someone else is afraid that she's going to make false accusations. This is when he was receiving all of these text messages from different people. He said that there were seven numbers. Whenever she was not getting what she wanted, all these important people would start threatening that person. Like all these different phone numbers would start texting that person, threatening them.
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That started happening to Haribo. Hello, Harry, it's Mike. Can I please speak to you? I have Megan's phone. Something happened. This is Mike. I was told to reach out to you. I was told we have some business to sort out. When can you video chat? I'm trying to save you a lawsuit. I only have small windows to text. Hello, do not ignore me. Megan will ruin your career. Would you like some help?
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Please talk to someone. I am concerned about your well-being. If I don't hear back, I will call the law enforcement in Portugal to find you. There's a phone number named Lauren, a phone number Jake. She gave up everything to work with you. She even had to move out of her town home. You took thousands from a young woman, left her, and when a relative says she's suicidal, you don't return the text.
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You know you have a responsibility to get back to Megan. You can't just let her kill herself because of you. Hell, you took 17K from someone that is 25. You need to help Megan. She has no one. He was afraid and he called her a psycho to me. And I spoke to him and Lavina, his wife. They were afraid that they were about to like lose everything that they had over a false sexual assault accusation.
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I told him I would not speak to anyone that sends these messages. That was my piece of advice was just screenshot it all and don't respond. And then on September 9th, I texted him and said, just wanted to let you know Megan has finally been arrested. Hopefully your saga with her has come to an end. Hope you and Levina are well. And he said, thank you, Hannah. I appreciate you for letting me know.
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And that was the end of it with Harrybo. He genuinely seems like a good person. He's a hippie. He is out there. But he has this genuineness about him where he's really trying to help. He cares for her. He's giving her the benefit of the doubt in every way, every chance he can. And by the end of it, he was like, I'm terrified. There's really like a 180 on that. And I think that really goes to show
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In some of the recorded jailhouse calls, there are claims made by you that you had a child that was given up for adoption and that child passed away. Do you want to comment on that?
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Is there anybody that you can think of that would speak to me as like a character witness on your behalf?
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Got it. Are there any other people where you had pending charges where you paid them back before and it was like solved out of court?
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I wonder if you've considered how you'd like to apologize to your victims.
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We're in conversation. We're trying to get this case solved. It's not about interviews. It's about holding you accountable and getting justice for your victims. That's what this is ultimately about.
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You know, Sergeant Maughlin's also super excited about looking into those extra charges as well. But I think, honestly, bigger than that is the impersonating Mike Pence and threatening people as him. And there's some very credible people involved. So I'll keep you updated on that. But if you want to try and call me on Friday, I should be done with the majority of interviews by then.
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not make that call until I've pretty much finalized every anticipated interview. And I have our call today. I have one more call with Alyssa, hopefully tomorrow. And then I have a pending call with Sergeant Modlin, who is the officer on this case. Gotcha. I did listen to the interview with
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Pastor Stacey and Michael Anderson, what they allege is when you were 15 or 16 years old, you falsely accused them of texting you to invite you to come over to watch Stacey and Michael have sex with one another. Stacey and Michael report that they called the police and the police spoke with you.
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They're claiming that it was found out that you had fabricated the text messages and therefore the allegations against them were false. And, again, the source is the Facebook live interview with them.
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It's called Forensic Foreplay. What they allege, though, is that the cop not only spoke to you, but that after speaking to you that you were essentially a psychopath. That's what they said in the interview.
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Okay. Faith Burnside, I reached out to her. Her testimony was in the Twitter Space Live, and she essentially alleges that you tried to convince her that you were involved in an Indiana-based sex trafficking ring similar to Pizzagate. She claims that you claimed that the Attorney General
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senators and governor were sexually assaulting you on a daily basis and that you told Faith Burnside some of these men had Faith's phone number and they began texting her violent and sexually explicit messages and that it was discovered later that you were the one sending those messages to her.
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So it was alleged by some of the members of the previous Facebook groups that you were in, such as Spice Girls and Cute Servatives. The allegations are that you would essentially take on the stories of other people in these groups and pretend that the same things that were happening to them were happening to you.
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Some examples are they're alleging fake stalking stories about you being stalked by a medical professional or a local politician, fake deaths of loved ones. They're alleging that you lied about sexual assault and that you lied about getting run off the road by iTown. Okay.
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Hi, my name is Lainey, and I met Megan Stoner through the Spice Girls Facebook group around 2016. I had seen Megan post a few times, and it was always stuff that came off a little bit weird. Like, she just didn't know how to do something that seemed really basic. And so I was kind of like, she needs a friend. And then Megan and I started talking when she made a post.
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She had been sexually assaulted. I later found out that she was alleging she had been sexually assaulted by an Indiana House of Representatives member, Brian Bosma. She told me directly, yeah, that she had been sexually assaulted by Brian Bosma. She told me that she worked for him, which I now know is not true.
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And she had made a post about having a hard time because she was just dealing with this sexual assault. And so I reached out to her because I'm a survivor of sexual assault. I see this girl around, like it looks like she needs a friend. Maybe I can be that friend to her. And so I reached out to her. And that's how Megan and I started messaging. We talked a lot through Facebook Messenger.
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And then at one point, I gave her my cell phone number. I wouldn't say that I considered her a close friend. I think she may have considered me a close friend. She reached out to me a lot for like help with stuff. I considered more of someone that just needed somebody there for them that I was just trying to help support and be nice to.
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She told me that Brian Bosma made her sign an NDA and asked me to take a look at it because I was in law school. At this point, I was starting to think something is not right. adding up here, I would like to see this NDA. So I had her send it to me. It was an NDA talking about like business practices.
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It would be something that like you would sign if you worked at a company, certainly not something you would sign if you were assaulted. She forged Brian Bosma's signature at the bottom. And I remember looking at it and I was like, this is not right. And so I went on Google and copied and pasted the first paragraph of the NDA into the search with quotation marks And it came up to some website.
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I don't know the exact website, but it was the equivalent of www.getitnda.com. So she was passing that fake document around. I don't know if she forged his signature on it or photoshopped it in or what, but it was allegedly signed by him. And so I told Megan, I was like, this NDA doesn't cover any type of sexual assault or anything like this. This is talking about business practices.
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This wouldn't make sense for him to have you sign. And frankly, if he's an Indiana House of Representatives, then... He would have people on his staff that know that. Megan doubled down and was very adamant. Like, he made me sign this. He made me sign this. This is real. And I was like, all right, whatever. She told me that she had a therapist. His name was Adriano.
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I don't know if this person is even real. He said he's a figment of her imagination or if he's some poor real therapist that she decided to take it out on. But she told me that she saw him a few times. And then, of course, he started stalking her because everybody loved to stalk Megan. And that she was trying to flee from him and that he followed her across the orange one night.
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And she was like, wouldn't that be a felony? And I was like, probably so. But why is this man following you? What does he want from you? Like, are you safe? And she was like, yes, I'm back home now. Well, then later she told me that Adriano showed up to her house and stripped down to his underwear on her front porch.
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And that she freaked out and had to like talk him down that he was going through a psychotic break. And that she was terrified of him and he was a stalker and just like all this craziness. But again, I don't know if this was even a real person. Did you ever get her to admit to any of this? No, she would never admit to anything. This girl would just double down. Everyone was out to get her.
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Everyone was wrong but her. After she got put out of the group, everything started coming out about her lying and like how crazy it was. And so I just kind of faded to the background. There's a lot of different groups. She got put out of some groups but wasn't in another group.
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And she posted about she needed help and that she was sorry for everyone she'd hurt and that she was taking inventory of herself and all this stuff. And it really pissed me off because it was so ungenuine. It was so obvious that she's not actually sorry. And I sent her a message and told her to shove her apology up her ass. Then she blocked me. Wow. And that was when she left the Facebook group.
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Okay, allegations against Bosma. Do you want to speak to that?
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Okay. There was conversation that at one time you were working with a journalist at the Indianapolis Star and that those journalists harassed you at some point. Were you ever working with an Indianapolis Star reporter on a piece related to sexual assault allegations?
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My case noted the civil case between yourself and your aunt. It looks like it's settled as of now. Has that debt been fully repaid?
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Yeah. Again, very sorry for your loss of both of your parents. It's difficult to lose loved ones. I'm curious what you would say to the allegations that your parents had some records and some things on their background that were perhaps a little bit shady, basically that your parents had some charges and some misdemeanor fraud scam charges on their records.
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Would you say your parents were, like, honest people? Were they involved in any of your crimes?
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Okay. Now, Tom... I interviewed him at length and I will say he supplied a significant amount of organized evidence. Is there any comment you want to make on that situation? No. At one point there was conversation between you and Alyssa about writing a letter to the credit card company to clarify the charges on credit report. Did that ever end up happening?
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Got it. Is that something you would be willing to consider in the future?
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Okay. Did you specifically target Tom and because of their disabilities?
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Obviously, it's hard to... a lot of the manipulation, I think that was the hardest part for me to take in. And I think that's the reason why people were so motivated because it's one thing to scam a corporation. It's another thing to scam a person. It's a whole other thing to scam somebody you know has disabilities, right? Or you know is by definition more likely
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Right. But you, when you were talking to Steven in the Tesla text as Abby, you outlined in detail, like the ways that autistic people can be impacted and, by those sort of interactions, and autistic people are more susceptible to gaslighting and fraud, both from a data standpoint and a psychological standpoint. You have one minute remaining.
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I guess I was just curious, you know, because it seems to me like you perhaps targeted them because of their disabilities.
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Yeah, they trusted you. He really thought he had you as a friend. And you broke his heart. There's allegations of fraud against the Small Business Administration that you obtained a PPP loan fraudulently. Do you have any comment on that?
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Okay. Okay, on the Sinking Arc podcast, There was allegations against iTown. They're alleging that you lied about getting run off the road by iTown and that you lied about iTown sending you the box of sex toys. I know there was this fake murder for hire plot. I spoke to Pastor Jeff Thompson and I actually interviewed Leroy on the record. Do you want to comment on any of that?
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Okay. This was confirmed through a few different interviews. Um, and you know, some screenshots were sent and links, et cetera, but essentially this I town controversy and that somebody had allegedly shot your mom. Do you want to comment on that?
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Okay. Something that was mentioned here about you creating a GoFundMe while you had pending legal charges. Were those GoFundMes posted under false pretenses or were they legitimate funding exercises?
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Okay. Stephen Mason, I will say I read the 128-page civil document. In it, you make claims that you have a child that, again, dies. I believe a 12-year-old child in the text message is, Do you want to make any comment to that?
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I tried to reach out to him. It's pretty, uh, detailed the civil documents, but I also understand like a lot of people are just like over it. They want to move forward and they don't want to talk about it anymore or be associated with that when they're like, you know, in more of the public eye or like business people, things of that nature.
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Okay, there was the DWI that was then changed over to the OWI, which kind of led to some of the warrants and things of that nature. Do you want to make any comment on that?
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I'm not sure. I have not heard a response yet. But I have seen the online posts that you made alleging that he sexually assaulted you. Do you want to clarify any of those claims? Yes.
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Do you speak on a frequent basis, would you say, like in the more recent months?
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Got it. And how long did you work together in total, would you say?
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Hi, I'm Hannah. I met Megan Stoner, I believe, back in 2016. She friended me on Facebook and For years, she's been the topic of many group chats because we were all friends with her. We had all fallen into somehow the algorithm suggesting and whatever, she's a friend in all of us. There was some element of watching kind of a train wreck in some ways.
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She just was a lot on the internet and it was entertaining. I think her looks really played into a lot of how she got away with
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her scamming and in the beginning she was just attacking everything with so much confidence in a way I admired it because I felt like I've kind of struggled in my confidence in some areas of my life before and when she was running for office or doing all these things I thought if she's doing it so can I like I support that you're wanting to like make a difference no matter what and you're not letting anything hold you back
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Then you come to find out everything and it's all like a house of cards and none of it was real. It makes you have this weird feeling. All of her victims are like a similar type of person, like a good-hearted person, a trusting person.
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She's damaged society in a way where she's made it so people are less trusting, like the trusting and good-hearted people in the world are a little bit more jaded now because of her actions. She's posting all this stuff about Haribo and the yoni massages. Some of my perspective shifted in speaking with Haribo because he did kind of become a friend. And Haribo is a victim in this majorly.
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He genuinely was trying to help her. He's not a therapist. He's a sex guru. I think this is a technical title. He lived in New Jersey in his early 30s. And she was stealing the money from to pay Harrybo. She racked up a debt with him at one point, and he had suspended their services until she could pay it. She eventually did. But he didn't know what to believe.
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When I contacted him, I sent him something that was like, I know I sound like a crazy person, but You've got to believe me. This is what's going on. I'm worried it's happening to you. We got on the phone. It took me a little bit to convince him. Then we talked several times after that because she started filing false sexual assault allegations. I have all of my text messages.
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So we first connected April 30th of 2023. And we last connected September 11th. I was just keeping him updated with stuff that was going on. So I sent him April 30th, Chloe's tweet that says justice is finally served. Megan Stoner is arrested for fraud, stealing and lying is long overdue. And said, hi, Harry. She has been charged with several counts of felony fraud.
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And I was wondering if you have any experiences with her. That would be of note. have you heard about this? And he said, I haven't heard about it and I haven't had any serious issues with her. And then I sent him the finding pleasure after sexual violence, like Canva article thing, the don't waste this fucking session, this whole like hairstyle profile she wrote about herself.
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I said, and have you been compensated for your services? That seems to be the common theme that she's not paid for services and products she has agreed to. and has tried to instill in money from many people. And he said, may I ask how you'll be using this information?
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I said, I have personally experienced some of the scamming and many of my friends have as well, but there are many others who've had far worse done to them because of her actions. There's a group of people who are trying to uncover the truth behind what has been going on. You've been a large character in the things she has said online.
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So I just wanted to reach out and see if everything was okay with you in case the things she's saying aren't true. There have been instances of her claiming people are connected to her who are not. And he said, finances are something that Megan and I have had some challenges with. It's definitely an area of improvement for her. What have you personally experienced?
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And I told him about the rent scams. And he said, I'm sorry to hear all this. I do have a contract written up with her. And if she fails to pay, I will take legal action. But so far, she's been coming through on the payments a little late at times, but still coming through. If it does get ugly, I'll let you know. And he didn't respond to those after that.
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But then I sent him screenshots from Twitter of her DMing with someone saying, hi, are you around? So I probably should warn you, this mentions trauma and sexual assault. but not in graphic detail. I was doing some body work and I realized it's going to sound questionable.
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It was my second session and when the professional I've been working with went to do internal massage work, I don't remember him asking. And this is where I vomit every time because there's no good solution. I have prior trauma, so it's possible I dissociated. I could go to the police, but I don't feel that would help me and I'm not sure what the solution is.
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This person wrote back, is this the professional you've been writing your book about? And she said, yep, and doing the NYT stuff with and speaking about. I'm really conflicted. Do you have any advice? This had been posted to Twitter. Those screenshots of somebody's DMs with her who posted them, I sent them to Haribo on April 30th at 1041 p.m.
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and said, Harry, I know you probably think I'm crazy, but I'm genuinely trying to protect people from being future victims. I just received these screenshots of messages where Megan is accusing you of sexual impropriety. This is another one of her patterns. She has accused many pastors and Indiana elected officials of sexual assault and rape against her, which have all been found to be untrue.
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Even some she admitted she made up. I just want you to be aware of what she has been leading people to believe. The next day, he texted back, thanks, Hannah. I'm going to have a talk with Megan tomorrow. We got on the phone on May 3rd.
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my like kind of hail mary to speak with him was perry i watched your video on human needs and you said something that really resonated with me contributing my energy to solving injustices and suffering i see in the world and i very much wonder if i'm doing that but always actively strive to you and lavina speak very eloquently and explain things very well and i truly have enjoyed watching your videos and hearing your thoughts on navigating conflict and loving relationships
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I realized again, you must think I'm a nut and I really would love to just introduce myself properly to you. So, you know, I'm not, can I schedule one of your time slots with you for a phone call tomorrow? So you can better know me. He said, hi, Hannah. I don't think that you're a nut at all. And I appreciate your persistence in connecting with me.
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I'm open for a call today between 10 to 12 or one to two, any of these times work for you. And I said, 1 PM. Great. That's when we spoke on the phone and we spoke for about an hour. two different times.
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Hello, this is a call from an inmate at the Hamilton County Jail. Thank you for using Global Tell Link.
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I spoke to Justin, and he told me that he would pass along my number, so I'm glad it got to you.
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Yeah, so my name is Tiffany Reese. My main podcast that people know me from is called Something Was Wrong, and essentially audio documentaries is what I make. We've been doing it since end of 2018 now. So the original season started with a story that I came across through someone I knew. But since then, all of our seasons and stories come to us through the listeners.
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So we actually have a website where we get submissions. And I actually had multiple people submit your name and this Facebook group that essentially was started surrounding the crimes you've been charged with. Given the public nature of this case, I've been able to review a lot of the materials quickly.
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So yeah, I thought I would reach out to you and see if you would be interested in making a comment. I have a pretty decent idea of what the allegations against you are and what is in the criminal record. And I could certainly go over that from a fact-checking perspective with you and have you comment on that if you wanted to. Or some people go, no comment. You know, it's really up to you.
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Okay. We're going to air the story regardless, but we will just list it as no comment then.
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If you want to get back in touch with me before then, you can just let Justin know if he's still speaking with you, and then we can arrange it that way if you'd like, once I've had more time to, like, talk with more people and vet more of this stuff myself.
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Perfect. Yeah, that would be great. All right. Take care of yourself. All right. Bye-bye.
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It's been a phone tag week. I apologize. The app hates me. How's it been going?
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Do you go into some sort of housing? I'm assuming they have probation or whatever.
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And then you go back to the court in Elmwood County Court, right, on December 19th? Oh, Elwood.
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Do you have a public defender or are you pro se?
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Okay. Cause I noticed there had been a lot, it seemed like you had changed counsel a lot and they wouldn't let you represent yourself.
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Does your public defender have any insight into, does he think you'll face time for these upcoming pending charges? No.
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It sounds like you think you can get the theft thrown out.
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Is there any sort of, like, plan in place for paying back or some of the other people that are smaller amounts? Like, I know you're in the hole pretty deep because, you know, Mason Motors and Stephen in that case, but what is the actuality you think that you'll be able to pay those back?
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Yeah, no problem. I don't know... if you are considering making further comment, but if you'd like, what I can do is similar to before, go through essentially the timeline document that we have now that it's filled out and I have all the sources filled in and like basically we have gathered and intend to include, or we can just leave it at no comment in general. It's completely up to you and
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Since we spoke before and we had talked about potentially speaking again, I just wanted to make sure you had the opportunity because the trailer is going out not this Thursday, but next Thursday for early release. So we're about two weeks out at this point.
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we honestly haven't decided yet. We've gone through like all the footage and it's all marked and like scripted as we call it, but we are actually like making the decisions of how we want to approach it and the structure and stuff. Still, we're still finalizing that. And I also wanted to wait until this conversation too. I try to like,
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the fully funded emergency fund how much yeah hannah what do you have now combined um combined income or savings savings and what you were calling emergency fund um so currently the emergency fund is at like 140 and the savings is about 300 okay how much do you guys make a year My husband makes about 55 to 60,000 a year. Okay.
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So my husband and I are on baby step one and I'm wondering where I should put that emergency fund when it comes to like my bank account. So right now we have 10% that goes to our church and then we do 10% of our income into savings. I'm wondering if that emergency money goes with my savings or should I put it in a different account?
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Emergency fund I wouldn't touch, whereas like savings is... I didn't know I needed an oil change, and I didn't budget for that. Okay. So it would come out of savings.