Hannah
Appearances
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
He was with Trish, and they'd been drinking, and I could not believe that he was calling me from her apartment. He wanted to talk to me about how dramatic I'd been and how we would talk about this.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
On the train ride down, I couldn't stop crying. I was so disgusting. I had to get clothes out of my luggage. So I pull out this shirt and I'm wiping my face with it. And I feel like I look like I'm contagious. And the train is packed. And there's this lovely man. And he's got this gorgeous suit on. Like... The whole ride down, Patrick continued to text and call her. She was falling apart.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
Those around her couldn't help but notice. In Philly, this man stands up who I have just assumed I am like a leper to this guy. And he gets his bag. And I think finally I can spread out and be gross and not worry about touching anyone. And he puts his hand on my shoulder. And I really thought he was going to yell at me or say like, do you know how disgusting you are?
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And I looked up at him and he said, said whatever it is.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
He kept insisting that the marriage wasn't over, and I just kept moving forward as much as I could.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
Until we weren't, we'd always been sort of connected at the hip. You know, all of our colleagues would say, you guys do everything together. You're always together.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
We were able to maintain some amount of a friendship for a little while.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And of course, I was thinking, this is great. I'm just going to show them that I do not care. So I got drinks with them. And when it was over, they went to another bar and I offered them a ride, dropped them off, and I went home.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
He was crying, and I asked him if he was safe to drive and if he needed to pull over. And he said, I just need you to promise me that we're always going to be friends. Because if it's, we can't be friends, if I stay with her, I'll break up with her. I need you in my life. And I said, don't break up with her. We'll always be friends. And I knew that I was lying.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I told him what I thought he needed to hear in order to be safe.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I never wanted to hear about something secondhand, and he said that he would never let that happen.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
Then, the following Christmas... My sister pulled me aside and said, I have to tell you something. Trish and Patrick got married. And I wanted to be the one to tell you because it was pretty clear that he wasn't going to tell you. When classes resumed that spring, he sent me an email and said coffee, you know, like we had been doing. And I said, sure.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And I assumed that at this coffee, he would tell me that they'd gotten married. And I met him for coffee and we talked for an hour and he was wearing the ring. But he never said a word. He never told me.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I left thinking, whatever we just did, whatever weird anti-flirtation that we're doing with him wearing a ring and us laughing in a coffee shop while he's not telling me the most hurtful thing, I just didn't need it.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
It is a pretty surreal experience to read about yourself in third person, something that has been written by a former lover in which you're murdered.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
Everyone would say, oh, you're so much lighter now. You're letting yourself have fun again. Everyone said that I was just so much better. And I told them they were right, that I was just so happy and it was such a relief.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
This was when my eating disorder came back. I'd been with Patrick for 10 years, and I'd forgotten how to eat by myself, how to do a meal alone. So it was really easy to go into starvation mode.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
When I was writing this fourth book, I was very aware of Hannah sitting at desk in front of computer, making character move from point A to point B in order to get to the next plot C. That made me feel terrible.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
She said, are you getting any sleep? And I was like, yeah, when I take, you know, trazodone and Klonopin and a couple glasses of wine. And she said, that's not sleeping, that's passing out.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And I'm like, well, what do I do if I don't like this girl that I'm friends with? My therapist was like, so you don't like the girl, don't see her. And I'm like, well, what do I do if I'm dating a guy and I just want to break up with him and I don't have a reason? She's like, you break up with him. And I was like, oh.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I think because of my parents' divorce and because of the trauma of that custody battle, I'd missed out on just some certain everyday basics.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And in 2019, in November, we bought a house together, having never lived together before. So we did it all at once. His daughter moves in, he moves in, I move in. And then, like, three months later, COVID hit.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
the conversations between Trish and Patrick and George and me and the conversations with my family and grad school, there was something about that isolation and being sequestered in this house that brought it all back. It was during that time where I thought, okay, I'm not over it because I'm still thinking about it. Let's just get it out of me.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And then it accidentally became something that I thought could be shared with the world. And then that turned into my memoir.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I was such a part of it that fictional words did not exist for me. Even in sections that were entirely made up, like imagined conversations between Patrick and Trish, she tried to paint these people as they really were. He can be dismissive. He can be condescending. But when he is charming and when he shines that charm on you, it's quite lovely. I wanted to capture that complicated character.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
In early drafts, I almost always got what I wanted to say correct. And I almost always gave myself the upper hand and the punchline. And I realized I had to go through and get rid of all the bullshit. I think I did a pretty good job being honest about how demanding I can be. I was unpleasant, especially towards the end when I was mad.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I was never attempting to pretend that I had a recorder with me the whole time. I was just trying to get out of my head these things that I kept coming back to.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And the subject was, have you seen this? And I opened it and I read it and I read it again. And I wasn't able to really make sense of what I was reading because what I was reading was a synopsis of my husband's affair, our divorce and our life together as it imploded. And it was an announcement for my ex-husband's debut novel.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And I said, is this about Patrick? And he said, yes. And I said, did something happen when Patrick was in New York last week without me? And he said, yes. At this point, my heart just dropped, and I feel like I'm going to vomit. I said, did Patrick have sex with someone? And Hugh said, yes. I said, did he have sex with Trish? And he said, yes.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I had a million feelings all at once. I was so happy for him. I was also so mad at him. This is how you're going to get published finally. It's going to be about us.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And she was like, oh, sweetie, it's a novel. And I said, no, no, no, but this all happened. Everything in the description happened. And she said, he's written a novel about your marriage.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
So for the first time in six years, I Googled him. I was looking for news of his novel. I wanted to know anything I could. I couldn't find it. But I found a link to one short story that he'd written and published in 2019. And I sat at the kitchen table across from my boyfriend as I read this short story.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And in the story, there's very clearly a me character.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
The me character gets knifed to death by a homeless person.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
She pulls over and she tries to help this homeless guy who's on a bridge. She had had a couple of glasses of wine and he kills her, knifes her to death. And that's sort of how the story ends, that he's in the hospital thinking about his dead ex-wife.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
and about to go be reunited with his new wife and their new baby, and how he never got the chance to tell the me of the story that they had a baby in the first place.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
It is a pretty surreal experience to read about yourself in third person, something that has been written by a former lover in which you're murdered. I was both amused, terrified, outraged, and flummoxed that this story had been in the world for three years without me knowing.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I said, my ex-husband murdered me. And she said, what? And I said, three years ago. And I've been walking around with no idea that I'm even dead.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I have a couple close female friends who were really worried, and my family thought it was pretty creepy.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
Knowing that there's a book in the world, there is going to be a version of me. It is going to be a portrayal that I cannot like. And just knowing that there was nothing I could do made me feel slightly out of control and a little bit crazy.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I had a lot of serious conversations with my partner now about whether or not I should read it, whether or not he should read it.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
They said, it's unflattering, it's ungenerous, you're smug, you're insecure, and some amount of fun is being made of your body. The way that I was being portrayed was such a caricature. I thought, yeah, that doesn't sound like something I need to read. Hannah did read the preview on Amazon, though. And it was more than enough.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
She's obsessed with her career. She's obsessed with sales. She writes books while walking her dog and talking to her sister and watching TV. She's like hopping around the kitchen, talking to NPR while in her sweatsuit and making like a smoothie or something. She's ridiculous.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I think if it had been a stranger, it would have been a really unfortunate cry for help. But when he chose the person that I've had the second most intimate conversations with in my life, that clouded anything that we might have recovered.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
He is to the world saying, this is fiction. This is a novel. It has nothing to do with my life. But he has given very, very real, very factual scenarios to the book.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
Because there's a story there, right? And stories sell books.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I just thought, wouldn't it be funny if I wrote a book about my ex-husband writing a book about me?
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And I wrote a little scene in which there's this woman sitting across the table from her boyfriend. And she reads this story in which she's been murdered by her ex. And I started laughing after I wrote it. And my boyfriend says, what are you laughing at? And I read it to him and he said, that's funny. And then I just kept writing these things.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
The book became something so much bigger and different than just being like a revenge book. It became a book about what it's like to be a middle-aged woman navigating this world.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I did not know what autofiction was until I read my ex-husband's debut announcement in which the ex-wife is working on autofiction. And at that point in my career, I did not know this expression. It was driving me crazy. And I started looking into autofiction. and I thought it was wonderful.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
It's so great, I basically just get to imagine myself doing all the crazy things that I do in my head, but never out in the world.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And she gets the news that her ex-husband is publishing a book in which a very unflattering portrayal of herself is prominently featured. Being out of control and having been turned into a character without permission is It's something that she's suddenly focused on and questioning. We watch her as she tries to figure out what's fair and what's not fair. And what do you do with shared memories?
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
If you've got two artists or two writers who share these memories, of course they're going to be distorted. Even when you have two people who love each other and are still together and they're in a room, they're experiencing something different. And so I love the complication of what you do with the shared custody of memories.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I think I'm so proud of being on the other side of it that I will never let myself get back there.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I took so long to be honest with what I wanted because I was so determined to please other people and to attempt to fit into a particular type of package, to be palatable, to be forgiving enough, to be sweet, to not cause problems. Getting a divorce and reexamining my life And making a conscious decision to figure out what I do and don't want out of my life. Articulating my desires.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
We tell stories to make connections. I teach kids who are 18 to 26 every day how to tell stories. And one of the things that I'm always telling them is we tell stories to make connections. And my divorce was a major disconnection for me. And it was a disconnection from the two people I thought I cared most about in my life. And the story that I'm telling, I don't think is unique.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
Her betrayal felt so intentional and possibly like it was a long time coming.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
In fact, I think maybe that's one of the reasons that I want to tell it. I don't think it's something to be ashamed of. I don't think that being the person who's been cheated on means you should hide in a corner. And by telling it, I have the opportunity to make a connection. And I also have an opportunity to inspire somebody else to want to tell their own version of the same story.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
It didn't matter because she was married. And more importantly, it didn't matter because I knew Patrick worshipped me.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I said, I have to make a phone call. I'll be right back. And I went up to his roof and I called my sister and I said, guess who's having an affair?
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
She was like, what do you need me to do? And I said, I just need you to, you know, keep your phone charged. And if you could handle like telling mom I'm not taking phone calls right now.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
He's like, did you did you talk to Patrick? And I said, no, I called my sister. He was like, what are you going to do next? And I was like, well, right now I'm going to go to bed because I've got a book launch tomorrow. So let's do that. And I could tell that I was freaking him out because I wasn't crying.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I woke up just bolt upright awake at five in the morning, sat in bed, waited till six. Hugh's alarm went off. He got up, was like, how are you? And I said, I'm fine. I'm going to make a phone call here in a second. He's like, OK, I'm going to take a shower. And the person I called was Trish. Whatever the reason, she was the person I felt like I needed to confront.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
She said, hey, hey, you're in New York, right? And I said, yeah. And she said, I'll see you tonight at the book launch. And I said, yep, uh-huh.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And I said, well, I think something's happened to Patrick. And she said, oh, no, is he okay? And I said, no, I don't think he is okay. I think he's had sex with someone. And she said, no, who do you think it is? And I said, I think he had sex with you. And she said, no, why do you think that? And I said, if you're going to lie, I'm not doing this. And I hung up the phone.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
Trish explained, She said, And when Hannah didn't buy that, She said, She said, Trish was grasping at straws. I was so clear-minded. I just kept my wits about me and I didn't cry and I didn't yell and I said, thank you for letting me know. By the way, you are not to come tonight. If I see you, I will lose my shit.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
He said, well, I heard you talked to Trish. And I said, yes. And he said, so? And I said, OK, I'll do the work. Did you have sex with Trish? He said, yes. More than once? Yes. Do you think you're in love with her? Yes. Patrick told her he was getting on the next train to New York to talk things out. But Hannah was done trying to fix things. There is nothing to talk about.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
You had sex with the person who introduced us. The person I consider my best friend. I will never have sex with a man who has had sex with her. There's literally nothing to discuss. And he said, well, we'll talk about it when I come home. And at this point, still not crying. I did become somewhat like laughing hysterical. I was like, home? Home? You don't have a home anymore.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
If you are anywhere near me tonight, I will scream.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I had five hours to kill and I was getting a divorce and I wanted to go shopping. And so I went shopping and I bought myself a brand new miniskirt and a brand new top.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
But as she walked around New York... I had a sudden fear about STDs. And so I sent the two of them a text message. And I said... I need to know if I need to get an STD test. And she wrote me back and she said, no, I told you it just happened. We didn't realize what close friends we were. And she started texting me this really long text message. And at some point, Patrick wrote, stop texting Trish.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
I'm getting phone calls from Patrick's parents saying, no, no, no, you guys are going to work this out. And I was like, no, no, no. Let me buy my miniskirt, go back to Hugh's apartment, change.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
And both of them just stared at me for a second. And they were like, wait. Why are you here? And I was like, well, I'm here because I had a book launch. And they're like, oh, but you were so funny just now on stage. And I was like, yeah. And they were like, oh.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
We had this great dinner and nobody is talking about it. And then finally at like midnight, I mean, the restaurant's still open. We've had a couple bottles of wine. Hugh said something and I just started bawling. And then Hugh said, okay, there it is. There we go.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 29 - Hannah, Pt. 2
when... Patrick called me again and he was crying. He had gotten on a train and he had come to New York City and he was calling me from Trisha's apartment.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Maybe that's a good thing. I mean, are we going to have a date on television this time? No.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
If it's a tie.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Okay, okay. I'll do rock, paper, scissors for a date. Okay. You will?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Who's calling?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
It is. How can I help you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Wow, there's a lot of you on the line there. Hi. We're a radio show.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Oh, wow. How'd you hear about that?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Is that what I heard? It was more of an O, but yeah, we can go with ugh.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I'm not quite sure what he told you, but it's most of what I just said. Sounds like everything. Well, I guess the news thing was kind of the issue.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
That part's true, but I don't know if he told you that he actually noticed the news people first and kind of ran over to them because he said it was his dream to be on the local news.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I mean, I don't know if it was fame hungry, but just like the whole thing was just really like just too much.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
So apparently the local news was doing a story about some kind of purse snatcher, an event that had like literally just happened that night. Oh, no.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
No, it was not generic. And apparently this has been happening repeatedly in the area. Okay. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
And this is where it gets really creepy and weird. Creepy? Yeah. Yeah, he mentioned that he saw the guy, the purse snatcher guy, while we were walking into the restaurant for our date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
I don't know. I mean, he said he's, like, giving the guy, the news reporter, a physical description. Like, this guy's got shifty eyes. He might have had something under his jacket. What?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Or is that what you're thinking? That's what it seems like. And then, like... He goes through this whole description of this purse snatcher person and then looks right into the camera and says, and if you don't believe me, just ask my girlfriend and then kind of pulls me into the frame.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
he did mention that you were on tv for a bit but i didn't realize that was how no he like yanked me into the frame i was kind of standing off to the side like deciding whether or not i should just dip so did you show off your man or what uh this was our first date and i i mean the park was nice the date was nice but at this point i'm like wait you're talking about me like i'm your girlfriend we've only known each other for like three hours
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
And the best part is afterwards, he tells me that he's super proud of me and I did great on camera. Oh, you did?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
No, no, no. He made it like I'm his girlfriend and that if the news people don't believe him, then he can just double check with me because I saw the guy too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Ask my boyfriend.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Thanks for the chat. Hey, Hannah. Hey. Hey, big guy. How's it going? Oh, big guy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
We saw a guy, we saw lots of guys, but that doesn't mean that he's the purse snatcher and that you have to go on camera.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Yeah, he looked a little sketchy, but I don't know that that's the purse snatcher and I'm not going to go accusing him of being the purse snatcher on local TV.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
No. Was he holding several purses? That's the key. No, he was just walking by quickly in a dark outfit.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
He's good at his craft. He wasn't wearing a trench coat or anything. It wasn't like he was hiding stuff under the coat. So he's like a normal person.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Incriminating News At 11
Yeah, you were describing him, and I was trying to help you find the word. I was like, you mean, you said he had something on his head. I'm like, oh, do you mean a bandana? Wait, did you say that on television? Yes.
Candace
Inside The Elites’ Secret Courts Where You Have No Rights | Candace Ep 190
Hello, this is Hannah with Unleashed Brands. I'm just calling to test the phone lines. Hope you have a wonderful day.
Candace
Inside The Elites’ Secret Courts Where You Have No Rights | Candace Ep 190
With that, I am literally just given this as a project. I don't know.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
I'll have some more. This Giggly Piggly thing is so stupid, but it's our version of the Squiggles. When we're older, we're on tour. We're just going to be Giggly Wigglies for the little Gigglers to watch us perform.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Page, don't worry, we're really brunettes.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
We didn't mesh. Oh, 100%. Because you've never once been seen with a blonde man. Not even accidentally. You haven't accidentally slipped on a blonde dick ever. And you slip all the time. I've never. I've literally never. Such a bad segue. Well, meanwhile, I love blondes. I love the blue eyes. I love silver, some would say.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Sie war Daphne. Und sie hatte so große blaue Augen. Und sie war wunderschön.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Du hast mir ein Foto von Daphne gesehen, die sich in den Fenster angeschaut hat.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Also quick housekeeping. This Sunday, May 4th, I'm going to be in Connecticut doing my new show. It's in Ridgefield, Connecticut, an hour outside the city. Just added this second show. There's tickets left. So come see me. Go to my website, hannover.com and come see me in Connecticut, May 4th.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
God forbid I bloated this week, Mom. But I think she said that because I joke that no one ever asks. That was the joke. But then I'm like, oh my God, everyone's going to pick it up and Dumas is going to be like, Hannah's pregnant.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Meine Mutter war auch bei uns und sie sagte, lass uns Giggly Squad spielen. Und meine Mutter sagte, okay. Und sie sagt, du bist Hannah, ich bin Paige. Wait.
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Aber auch Kim ist wie du. Wir sind so ähnlich wie unsere Moms. Kim ist traurig, aber ich fühle mich wie Lenore empfiehlt Kim. Und Kim war so gut auf dem Pott, weil Kim hätte geklammert.
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Ich liebe das. Also, weil es in L.A. schön ist, bin ich auf dem Weg gegangen. Und auch, weil ich jeden Job, den ich hatte, verabschiedet habe. Ich wollte nur sagen, vielleicht, weil du unabhängig bist.
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Katie Crick was not there. But I did Pilates. And then... Ich war auch, als ich in New York war, weil du weißt, sobald es 60 Grad geht, gehen New Yorker feral.
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Wenn du nicht auf einem Rooftop gehst, in fünf Sekunden explodiert dein Kopf. New Yorker sind nicht okay.
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Have I ever said anything of importance?
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Aber das ist mein Ding. Wenn ich nur bezahlen muss, um Mitglied zu sein, ist das nicht exklusiv genug für mich. Wenn es mir einfach ist, Mitglied zu werden, bin ich nicht interessiert in deinem Club.
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Also meistens gibt es all diese Fragen.
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You ordered caviar. It came. And the caviar was smaller, smaller spheres than you thought. What do you do?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Du machst Eisbrecher mit mir. Hör mir die Hölle aus diesem brennenden Gebäude.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
This is a literal bad date. This is the club army. Wait, do you remember when Facebook groups, I think I still do it, they'd be like, oh, you think you know these people? And you have to answer questions about the group you're going into.
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Oh, you're quirky. You're quirky. You're not like other girls. I host a podcast with my best friend and last week we were on Jimmy Fallon. Wait, you're a cunt. You go, um, Jimmy period Fallon period Google it period. Suck my dick.
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They go, and that's where we're going to have to stop you. She's an accomplished stand-up comedian and businesswoman. I don't want to be a part of this fucking drama, okay? I am up to here with shit.
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Wait, they're basically like, do you have good taste? Or do you like uggos? Are they symmetrical in the face or not? Needless to say, I did get in. Well, this is the thing, you love this shit. Like, you just want to be able to go the one time of the year you may need to go.
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But where's the lie? I have to say, when I was walking around New York... Ich habe gemerkt, dass ich noch nicht draußen bin. Vielleicht war es, weil ich in der East Village auf der linken Seite war, aber Restaurants haben in New York nicht mehr kontrolliert. Ein Restaurant ist nicht mehr genug. Sie müssen sehr spezifisch sein. Hast du das bemerkt? Ich glaube, ich weiß, was du sagen wirst.
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Ein Shop ist einfach nur Gnocchi. Der coole Gnocchi-Store. Und der nächste ist Süßpapier. Alle verschiedenen Arten von Süßpapier in verschiedenen Wegen.
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Du sagst, dass sie nicht wissen, wer wir sind.
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So today we microdosed at lunch. This is your new question to get into the club. When you hear the word micro, what's the next thing that comes to mind?
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Microgreens? Just get a fucking salad like a normal person. Why did you grow a microgreen? And they taste like grass. Microgreens are like legit weeds. No weeds. Yeah, without the dandelion, like without the cuteness. No, it's crazy. But then I went to this restaurant.
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And I didn't tag the people I was with.
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Ich habe einfach jemanden an der Hand gesetzt, der ein Weinglas hält.
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Nein, wenn du abends einmal im Jahr mit anderen Leuten gehst, taggst du acht Mädchen, die ich noch nie gehört habe. Und dann sage ich, wer sind sie? Und du warst so, oh, du hast sie kennengelernt. Und ich bin so, nein, ich habe sie nicht.
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Das Beste ist, wenn jemand fragt. Wir haben den Buch vor einem Jahr geschrieben. Und wenn jemand dich über einen Teil des Buches fragt und du sagst, ich erinnere mich nicht daran. And I'm sitting there and I go, that's crazy, neither do I. I thought you had that.
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Es war eine Geschäftsveranstaltung, bevor ich vertreten bin. Und das Problem war, dass ich einen Lululemon hatte. Ich bin also Lululemons neuestes Kanzler. Und ich lache, weil ich der erste Unternehmer war. Ich war so, Leute, möchtest du, dass ich Tennisball schiebe? Und sie sagten, lasst das den Profis. Sie sagen, du bringst Freude, du bringst Lächeln. Du bist die literale Persönlichkeit.
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Und ich war so, ich bin hier, um Athletin zu sein. Und sie sind so, wir haben Athleten. Aber nein, es war so lustig. Ich habe dieses Tennis-Ding mit Lululemon gemacht, wie dieses Beverly Hills Mansion, so fucking süß und süß. Am Tag vorher, ich erzähle es dir, und du bist so, du bekommst einen Spray-Tan, richtig? Und ich war so, ja, natürlich. Geh zurück in mein Hotelraum.
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finde. Die laufen mit Spray-Tan-Artistinnen. Die warten auf dich, um in dein Zimmer zu kommen.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ich musste also in mein neues Hotel schaust. Ich schalte einen Spray-Tan-Artist an. Das Hotel, in das ich ging, ist um 3.30 Uhr. Die Zimmer waren nicht bereit. Ich weiß, dass wir hier über Details reden. Was ist das Wort? Wir reden über die Weiden. Über die Weiden. Das ist die zweite Zeit, dass wir heute Weiden mitbringen. Aber das sollte vollkommen illegal sein.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ich könnte vielleicht um 9 Uhr einsteigen. Ich dachte, ich würde eine Nacht bezahlen. Um 4 Uhr ist es in der Nacht. Ich gehe zuhause um 7 Uhr. Um 4 Uhr. Und ich habe mir die Spray-Tan-Girl geklärt, um dort um 3.30 Uhr zu kommen. Also sitze ich da und warte auf meine Wohnung. Ich sehe meine Spray-Tan-Girl, weil sie eine Menge Spray-Tan-Stuff hält, sitzt neben mir.
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Ich muss entscheiden, ob ich sie erzähle. Aber dann weiß ich nicht, wie lange ich hier warten werde für die Wohnung.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
So you just do the spray tan in the middle of the lobby. Luckily they go, your room's ready. She sprays me, iconic. Get told I have to go to a dinner. Well, it was like a dinner I wanted to go to. I just didn't know if it was happening. And they're like, dinner's on in two hours.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
So you know where this is going. And she goes, look, the express tan is four hours. I said, okay, we're going. Did she powder you? She did. She powdered me. But let's just say I showed up at the dinner. People, it was orange. People were looking. People were staring. I walk in and every single person that I talked to, I had to be like, this is a spray tan, by the way. It's baking right now.
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And I only brought one outfit, right? Next day, I made some friends at the tennis event and they were like, do you want to go to dinner? And I go, I know a place. Das ist das Wichtigste an mir. Wenn ich einen Ort mag, gehe ich wieder. Ich gehe zurück. Also bin ich jetzt normal bei Salty Girl. Das ist das, was es heißt? Es heißt Salty Girl. Warte, Shoutout Salty Girl. Es ist in Boston und L.A.
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Bitte komm nach New York. Es spezialisiert sich um Tinnfische.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Redest du über Caviar? Nein, du öffnest einen Kühlschrank und es wird wie gebratenes Macarons oder Sardinen oder... Ich habe es eigentlich vergessen, aber es ist wie ein Fisch in einem Kühlschrank. It actually sounds like we're prepping for the apocalypse, but we're eating from cans.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
No, like Beyonce's gone there. Okay. Next day I show up wearing the same outfit because I only brought one outfit. So then I tell everyone. So then I got embarrassed at Tin Fish wearing the same outfit. But anyway, that was my social life. And I bet it smelled. Yeah.
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You are such a good politician. Back to me in L.A., you guys. When I tell you I'm a monster in L.A., I had an audition, right? Mm-hmm. They said, I have to memorize five pages of script. I said, yes. I sat in my room for seven hours. And it's hard when you're alone. Also, my brain was not processing any of it. I called my manager. I said, hey, it's not good over here.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Du weißt mich. Wenn ich eine gute Geschichte fange, fange ich sofort an zu schwitzen. Wenn ich eine gute Panter fange, fange ich sofort an zu schwitzen. Nein, ihr Leute, nachdem ich den Podcast gedreht habe, bin ich gesäubert. Entschuldigung, ich wollte nicht das Wort sagen. Okay.
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No, this is, it's a marathon, not a sprint. One last thing about me walking. Have you walked? I mean, we've only been trying to get to it. You started the pod with this story. Have you walked around in an airport recently? Why are the floors so sticky? I don't know if it's because I had new sneakers on. I'm tripping the entire walk to G4.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
This is random, but one of my friends who's doing great and it probably can't be disclosed yet, but she's working with Bob's Discount Furniture and I've never been more jealous.
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Yeah. Wait, do you have the Citizen app? I do. I was talking to my makeup artist in LA and she was making me laugh so hard. Shout out, Crystal. She was saying how she deleted the Citizen app because she was like, why are there so many men with machetes?
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Ja, und du würdest es definitiv nicht, wenn du es hättest. Also habe ich es nicht gemacht, aber stell dir vor, eine Citizen-App von Dumois, wo es war wie Leonardo DiCaprio, spottiert, trinkt ein Bier.
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This is random, but I have a very important question, which we've never discussed on Giggly Squad before. I'm so excited. You're so excited, I can tell. I actually know the answer, but were you Team Brittany or Christina? Do you want to say it on the count of three? Yeah.
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Weil das du warst. Ich dachte, wir würden dich antworten. Warum würden wir beide mich antworten? Warum würdest du deine? Können Sie die Tape wiederholen? Was hat sie gesagt? Grace, wiederhol es. Das ist so uns-gecoded. Ich war besessen mit Christina, weil ich war so, gib ihr Geld, wo Geld ist. Das Mädchen hat eine Stimme. Das Mädchen hat das Talent.
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Ich fühlte mich, als wäre sie weniger für den männlichen Blick gespielt. Wenn ich mich jetzt anschaue, weiß ich, dass Britney für den männlichen Blick gespielt hat. G-A-Y-S. Okay. Ich dachte einfach nur, dass Christina stärker, weniger männlicher und ein besserer Sänger ist.
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That was internalized misogyny for me. Cancel seven-year-old Hannah. That was fucked up.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ja, sie hat an einem Punkt rote Strähnen gemacht. Und als sie die hohen Noten schlug, dachte ich einfach... Aber weißt du, was es war? Es war uns, zwei Frauen gegen einander zu schlagen.
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Should we remake Crossroads with Miyu and Grace? Wait, that's what our tour doc is.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ich dachte, du gibst auf, du bist ein guter Studier. Ich bin es, aber ich brauche viel Zeit. Und sie gab mir einen Tag. Und ich alleine in meinem Raum mit so vielen Distraktionen. Und dann ein Skript. Ich meine, der Bett ist da. Ich war die ganze Zeit im Bett. Jedes Mal, wenn ich eine Liste wiederholen würde, wäre ich so, jetzt muss ich etwas beobachten, um mich selbst zu testen.
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Wait, people aren't talking about Jessica Simpsons comeback. What's going on? What is she doing? Like, I think she, her and her husband broke up and she like, she's singing again. I love that for her. And people were so mean about her vocals when like, I'm sorry. What? Her vocals are... Take my breath away? Like, read a book.
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Siehst du gut aus oder siehst du wie Scheiße aus? Ich will, dass du gut siehst.
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Du zeigst dich zum Buch-Event, nicht in Girlie, in vollen Dad-80s-Suit-Tie-Glasen.
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They go, we have enough of Hannah, we don't need more. They're like, we've been duped and quite frankly... They go, is this gonna stay for a while? Because we just have to know if we have to jump off ship. I... So the Paige's were not happy.
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Okay, so it was a set, so everyone could calm down. She wore a set. She didn't go completely rogue.
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Die Sache mit Outfits ist, dass du dich eigentlich anders in verschiedenen Outfits führst. Warte, wir haben sich zu Felsen gerettet, bevor wir ins Venue kamen. Paige trägt ihr Outfit, ich trage mein Outfit. Dieser Mann kommt in den Elevator und sagt, sind ihr in einem Spiel? Wir konnten ihm gar nicht antworten. Wir waren so, das war gut. Und ich glaube, er war nicht mal versucht, dumm zu sein.
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Er war wirklich so, ihr seht so verrückt aus.
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I actually have trouble with memorization. So then I started to get in my head and I'm like, this is my struggle. But this is the thing. There was a self tape option where you don't have to go in a room and have it fully memorized.
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Du sagst, es ist ein übersizierter Blazer, Sir. Er sagt, okay, Charlie fucking Chaplin.
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I did look like Little House on the Prairie.
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Oh Gott, aber die Buch-Tour hat so Spaß gemacht. Da waren so wunderschöne Leute. Es war wie die Coachella für Bücher in L.A., wo wir hinfuhren.
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Das war nicht wirklich die Marke, für die wir gehen wollten, aber danke.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
What's so funny about it is because I was ready to be a professional. As you know, it's great working with me. I was going to put on my smart voice. I was trying to think of soliloquy.
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I was like, because she birthed this book, okay? Put some respect on her vagine. It feels like, you know, when you're hanging out with your friend group all the time and then you start talking to someone who's not in your friend group and you realize the shit you're saying is like not okay, but you've been enabled. That's us out of Giggly Squad. Like fish out of water flopping around.
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Look, people have told me I'm better in the room.
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This is not the America we signed up for.
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And then you go in a Gwyneth Paltrow kind of way. And he was like, still don't know what that means.
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You know what's crazy? We're technically on a press tour. A la Wicked. Wicked. Ich wusste es nicht, bis es zu spät war.
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Als du den Bestseller-Status erhieltst, hast du die falschen Gläser mitgebracht, die du... Honestly, I've been kind of killing. But you don't commit to them. You take them off because you said it hurt.
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You said you can't see or hear or taste.
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I would wear more, but I have a very specific shape that works with my egg head. You can wear different shape glasses, because whatever, genetically, you're lucky in that way.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Yeah, I feel insecure. I feel like everyone's looking at her in that hat.
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Es ist eigentlich eine Art Nische. Du musst dich um sie herum befinden und nicht weggehen können, um ihre Humor zu bekommen.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Someone's like, oh, sorry, you're in a hat. I just can't focus right now. Wait, I feel like there was some crazy pop culture stuff going on. Ist Miley Cyrus' Vater jemanden verheiratet? Elisabeth Hurley. Warte, kannst du erklären?
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Wie treffen sie sich? Weißt du den Tee?
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Stell dir vor, es ist eine PR-Beziehung und jemand hat gesagt, das wäre gut für euch.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
I don't know why, but I feel like we're supposed to be mad at Billy Ray Cyrus. I feel like I don't trust a man with three names that goes by three names. What are you hiding? What are you trying to distract me from? And Elizabeth Hurley, that's like Versace-iconic. Status. Sie ist wie ein Icon.
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If you're an adult, don't go by Billy. It's weird. Your name's Bill. Your name's William. Your name's William.
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Yeah, that's a beautiful Billy. Hi, Billy. Not a grown man who has to pay taxes. Billy. Or Bobby. Your name's Bob. I don't mind Bobby.
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I'm triggered because I actually did date a very good looking guy, but his name was Bobby and I couldn't take him seriously.
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We didn't. It's kind of crazy. Because the Gigglers definitely don't read the New York Times.
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And I don't think I've ever done that before.
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Wir haben auch nicht ein Buch geschrieben, um zu hoffen, dass es in den New York Times Bestseller kommt. Wir haben ein Buch geschrieben, um die Gigglers zu lachen. Und dann vergessen wir, dass es größer geworden ist als wir. Und wir lieben die Gigglers so sehr. Wir werden immer noch in Hunderten von Posten getaggt, von Leuten, Also, some of these girls are going on nice vacations with their book.
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Let's discuss that for a second. Bitches are in Turks and Caicos. Wait, let's talk about the gossip in which like where are the gigglers? Are we not working anymore? The gigglers are retired. Or they have cute as fuck pets. No, the Gigglers are on vacation. And we love that for them. And we're going on it soon.
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I'm like, oh, okay. Okay, girl. You can learn so much about someone's life just from their decision of what they post the book as.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Yeah. Wir sollten auch offiziell erläutern, dass unsere YouTube-Serie, Hannah & Paige Try New Things, wo wir uns versorgen, neue Dinge in einer anderen Stadt jedes Wochenende zu probieren. Der erste Episode kommt am Montag um 6 Uhr. Locken, Motherfuckers. Es passiert. Es ist Spielzeit. Wir sind zurück auf dem großen Bildschirm. Wenn du es auf deinem Computer schaust.
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Oder du... Oder du... Einige von euch verbinden es mit deiner echten TV, die Woman in STEM ist. Ja, Hannah könnte es wirklich nie. Ich möchte sehen, ob ich noch weitere Fragen habe. Oh, ich habe gelernt, dass es Nannys für Pflanzen gibt.
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Daphne is busy looking at herself in the mirror.
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She's so British and well behaved.
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Like, I don't want your gnocchi. I don't want your salty. Actually, she would love, she would love a tin fish. She would love a tin fish. And that's called a call back, motherfuckers. Never doubt us. That would pique her interest. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us this week. Definitely watch Amy, or listen to Amy Poehler's interview with us.
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Subscribe to our YouTube for Hannah Page Try New Things. Episode's out on Monday. And we love you so much. Bye. Bye.
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I went to your hotel room to work on something and we talked for four hours about other things and then you ordered room service for a family of eight. And I got judged for it because I opened the door. You loved the rice pilaf. You loved the rice pilaf. Incredible. I love rice. People don't talk about it enough. When I want four million of something, I order rice.
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Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.
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I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up my giggly wigglies? You know what that is? You know what a giggly wiggly is? Like a piggly wiggly? It could be. And I'm open to your interpretations.
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I forget what my original point was. You were saying that I never quit. Or you weren't. Ich meine, jemand könnte das irgendwo gesagt haben. Ich hatte Boundaries mit mir selbst und ich und du weißt, wie schlimm ich bin, um mich zu denken, dass ich einen schlechten Job machen werde, weil ich die meiste Zeit enttäuscht bin und ich bin so, ja, ich habe das, nenn mich mal Andreas.
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Well, you know what it is. I think the people who were talking too much in class, they wanted to be leaders. They were like, I'm not a follower. I'm not waiting for the teacher to start a topic. I'm bringing up a topic to my friend right now.
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Es ist im Grunde 2021, aber auch, okay, nicht zu, nicht zu weinen, aber wir geben, wir halten die Gigglers gefüllt, ihre Beine sind voll und ich konnte nicht genug davon bekommen. Wir sind wie, wir haben von den Gigglers ein Geheimnis gehalten und wir machen das nie.
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Are we oversaturated? What is it called? Overexposed.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
I love him. His name is Frank Braun. No, he's Italian. I'm glad that we were aligned.
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We knew he was a simple man. He's a man of few words. So. Am Anfang der Tour dachten wir uns, wenn wir das machen werden, müssen wir ein bisschen Content erstellen.
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Und ich sagte mir, was, wenn wir uns gezwungen hätten, etwas in zehn Städten zu machen? Und wir haben es gemacht. Wir haben uns damit verabschiedet. Und wir haben es von den Gigglers geschafft. Wir waren so neugierig damit.
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Nein, es ist so rau. Besonders, weil viele Leute uns auf der Realität TV entdeckt haben, was Quaft ist, ist das Wort, das ich sage.
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You're literally flying the wall of us being placed somewhere. And full survival mode. Like we weren't
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
thriving by any means no we weren't we didn't like accomplish things but like we we survived we tried and i there were so many times where i'm like i don't think we can do this and we did it i have to say i watched the trailer like 50 times oh i should a thousand times i'm obsessed i'm like iconic never been done before it's like
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Und wir wollen auch, dass wir Kredite geben, weil alle sagen, dass wir Grace einen Ausruf geben. Braucht Grace einen Ausruf? Ja. Soll Grace mehr bezahlt werden als wir beide zusammen? Ja. Grace war unser Haupt-Tour-Manager. Sie reiste mit uns überall. Sie machte sicher, dass wir überall waren, wo wir waren. Wir haben Hobson eingeladen, der ein neuer Charakter in der Geschichte ist. Nein, wirklich.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Und wenn wir Kinder haben, und warte, sorry, ich stelle mich auf meine Kokosnuss-Trink, ich bin in L.A., warte mal.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Also, Hobson kam als unser Kunti-Videographer ein. Videographer.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ja, das waren viele Szenen. Ich war nicht bereit, das zu sagen. Ich habe halbwegs durch das Wort verabschiedet. Also, sie rollt einfach rein und hat ihre Kamera an. Manchmal hat sie uns Fragen gestellt. Und dann hat sie es verdammt gedreht.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Zuerst weißt du, ich habe ihr gesagt, ich will Hip-Hop. Ich will Vibes, ich will Pussy Popping, etwas misogynistisch.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ja, ich habe ihr gesagt, ich will Hip-Hop. Aber dann hat sie mir das einfache Piano gegeben, was definitiv die Office-Vibe ist. Und ich habe gesagt, das ist so viel lustiger. So viel lustiger. Weil ich kann nicht immer in Swag-Surfing-Mode sein.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
But the piano makes it so funny and I'm locked in. I can't wait to watch. And you guys, these episodes, I'm gonna drop it. They're up to 20 minutes. This is as long as a TV show with commercials.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Was du immer noch sein kannst. Nichts hat dich stoppt. Nichts ist in deinem Weg.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
I know, and I know why you hate me. Because I am the arch nemesis to your grid. If the second day is going well, I'm like, hey, can you collaborate on this?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Out of nowhere. No, I just want you to share. Like, for example, we went on Amy Poehler's pod. Can we shout out to the queen, to the goat, to our everything?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
We found out through the grapevine that Amy Poehler listened to Giggly Squad. We retired, then came back into the public eye and said, okay, we have to figure out how to deal with this. We're ready to work. Ready to work. How would you describe the experience of going on Amy's pod?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Nicht, dass ich so in L.A. bin. Ich glaube, ich spreche heute auf diesem Podcast anders. Aber wenn du Leute in dieser Stadt kennst, wenn sie schmerzen, sind sie Teil dessen, was du täglich nimmst. Also, sie zerstören ganze Fernsehserien. Das stimmt. Und manchmal sind sie nicht so schlecht, aber sie sind einfach anders, als du dachtest. Und dann kannst du sie nicht in der gleichen Weise sehen.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Weil du denkst, er hat in meinem Gesicht geschlafen und ist weggegangen. Ich kann ihn nicht als Superhelden ernst nehmen.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
And I was like, but sir, you're Thor. Thor doesn't fart, it's part of the script. Did Chelsea and Amy change your opinion of blondes?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
By the way, 10 minutes ago, I go up to Paige and I go, have you tried this Charlotte Tilbury like blush stick thing? It's so good. And she's like, yeah, we've known about it for four fucking years. Where the fuck have you been? And I was like, okay, I was just recommending a product. No, that hive, it is good.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So bad. Wait, that's incredible.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, they're like, I drank my Lumify. No, you guys, we're going to say it again and we shouldn't have to say this. We are not doctors. Also, you were in Miami and you were going out to dinner with people who were not me. I knew you were going to bring this up. I don't mean it in a negative way. I just want to know, how was it?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Back to the OG days when we drive to the Hamptons on like a Thursday and you'd be just in sunglasses like about to puke. And I was like, what did you do Wednesday night?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And you used all your eye drops on your pimple.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Hot take. Ich will, dass der Miami-Airport besser ist. Because when I go to Miami, I love Miami. The airport, I don't know if it's because they don't pay income tax. I don't know what the science is. But they've left it for debt.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Miami Airport gives everyone retired, and they're in Boca right now, who ran it.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You can't even walk. Like there's nowhere to stand. Walk?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I bought three of those little things of olives, which was a bad choice, but I panicked. And I was like shoving olives in my mouth for a snack. So yeah, like when we've traveled to a lot of horrific airports, Miami, you could do better. Miami can do way better. And I know we're like cocky because we have fancy LaGuardia and Newark, which took years of our lives.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's good and it's like fun to put on. No, I was talking to someone Und sie sagten so etwas wie, oh ja, Big ist so heiß. Und ich so, Hot Take, ich bin nicht in ihn. Ja, er sah müde aus, was ich glaube, ist heiß. Und er hatte einen Fahrer.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
We take it for granted.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Like I'll be somewhere and I have to fly somewhere else. And they were like, you can't. And I'm like, it's a plane. No, wait, no.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
That's why we drive five hours to places because there's no direct flights. No. And I'm not stopping. One thing about me.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Even though planes have been falling out of the sky, I've had this real, like, if it's meant to happen, it's meant to happen vibe about it. I was on a flight yesterday, and these two... Talk about karma. This one woman in the front... You're supposed to check your bag. She gets away with it somehow and I watch her get around the guy and she doesn't have to check her bag.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Gets there, they're like, ma'am, you gotta check your bag. And then the bathroom starts to flood and she's in the first row and the rug that you're on is literally getting wet. And I'm sitting there just watching this and she's losing her mind. And I was like, that's what happens when you don't check your bag.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Side note, why do they feed you like you're in Little League? I do not need pretzels and a cheese stick. Give me hummus. Give me popcorn. Give me something nice. I don't know.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wo fuhrst du immer? Nein, ich liebe, dass er einen Fahrer hatte. Das gab Rich. Es gab Rich.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Where are we missing? Apparently there was a Shake Shack one and people were like complaining like I don't want my... Also, like, I'm not asking for much. What about a Pop-Tart? Just like a s'mores Pop-Tart. I'm not asking for the craziest things. I don't want mustard pretzels at 7am. Or they're either too healthy or too unhealthy. I don't need a quinoa with a tarragon sauce.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's a literal brick.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's literally that. Or it's like the saltiest 500 calorie two pretzels you've ever seen. Anyway, I'm not happy about it. So anyway, that's why... Oh, I have one more note. If you're a pilot, don't practice your material on me on the plane. When it's 8 a.m. and these guys start trying their one-liners, start your own podcast or crash the plane. I don't want to be a part of this. It's 8 a.m.
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and I want to be asleep and not worry about things. The only people that can be funny are actually the steward-eye. Weil sie diese verdammten Frauen oder Gays sind. Sie können lustig sein. Absolut. Eine weitere Frage. Ja. Ich habe viele Gedanken. Ja. Ich bin gerade immer in einer Tipping-Kultur. Ich bin... I know what you're gonna say. Have you ever tipped a stewardess?
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I'm like, we literally have to tip an iPad. But no one ever tips a stewardess when they're literally like waking people up, which they shouldn't, that should be illegal. But like, they talk about one-on-one. Yep.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wait, now I'm upset. Do they stand there when you're walking off because they want to be tipped? I've never seen a tip. No. But then sometimes I wonder, am I insulting someone if I give them a $5 bill? Yeah. If you're tipping, you're throwing a 20.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And at the end I was like, I don't have any cash, can I Venmo you? Oh yeah. And then he's like, I don't have Venmo. And I was like, no problem, I'll Zelle you. And I get out the car, try to Zelle him. Doesn't work. Text him, hey, how can I pay you? Cash up. I tried to download Cash App.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Das ganze Ding. Du musst deine Karte reinlegen.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Es ist gut, aber es ist so viel intimer, wenn man Venmo hat.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Es ist so schön.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Ich will nicht sehen, dass du deinen Freund für einen Long Island Iced Tea verwendet hast letzte Woche.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Und jetzt muss ich mit dir freundlich sein. Ein neues Venmo kann invasiv sein. But it is good if you're bored.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's inappropriate, but if you're dating a new guy, find his Venmo and just, you'll learn more about him than if you're just like scrolling his Instagram for sure.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Oh my gosh! Thank people for editing, going to get a haircut, more drinks. Oh, you pay your barber through Venmo?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
He's got a guy. He's got a guy. I love when guys have a guy.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'm bumping back up the weekly.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Chris, on your birthday, we're going to get a guy to come and give you a haircut during the pod, okay? Wait, I love that. Chris just got so excited. I literally love that. This is what dreams are made of. How are your eggs doing? Are they scrambled? Are they sunny side up?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wait, so you're, sorry, you're doing your own shots.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Okay, but you don't have to do it until you have your period.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So you only do shots for a week?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I literally don't know what I'm going to have for breakfast tomorrow.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
They literally take up rent in New York City. Is it more expensive, I wonder, in New York City than somewhere else?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And so that says it all. Also hot take, neither. Like literally there's more men in New York City. Why are we having to pick from two? Yeah. That's what I always tell my friends when they're in a pickle. I said there's more men in New York City.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Or be like, why do I have these weird mental demons and my mom can't explain them to me?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
What if your brother's wife can't get pregnant? Well, that would be incest. My brother's sperm could not make a baby with my egg. That would be so highly illegal. I literally spent three days in Alabama.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I was thinking about my friend's My Becca, who's a lesbian, I was like, do you want to use your brother's egg and put it in sperm? And you guys, I don't understand any of it. No, I understand. I just haven't talked about it. I think it's so good that you're explaining this because we don't know the details unless you like sit down.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Also, I feel like our parents generation, this like wasn't as popular.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, it's funny. I don't know anything about my eggs. Yeah. I say eggs weird.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Well, are we synced up? Because I'm supposed to have mine on Tuesday. Okay, don't be jealous. Tuesday as in like tomorrow? Oh yeah, I'm like so PMS-y right now. I cried. Oh my, I'm crying over everything.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
He's never failed you.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Ich habe Ravioli in meiner Ordnung. Das freut mich mit so einer 6-jährigen Scheiße. Was hat sie gemacht, um es zu verdienen?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Kann ich sagen, dass das der größte verdammte Witz ist, den ich auf der Bühne nicht mache? Ich habe es einmal gemacht und es hat nicht so eine gute Antwort bekommen, also habe ich dann Verwirrung verloren. Okay, toll. Es ist wirklich unabhängig. Es müsste ausgeschlossen werden.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Ich möchte einen Witz machen, warum es besser wird, wenn man älter wird und wie es besser wird, wenn man älter wird, weil wenn man in einen Pädophilen rennt, dann ist man so, oh, ich bin sicher. Ja. Because if you see any other man, you're scared unless he's a pedophile and you're like, phew. Yeah, wait. That might have legs. There's something there.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Pedophiles are really scary unless you're in your 30s and all the other men are scary. Yeah. I didn't even get to all the things I've watched. Have you watched the Gabby Petito... I thought we were going to say the same thing.
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I wasn't a fan. I don't think it was that well done of a movie. Do you remember the apocalyptic one with Julia Roberts and stuff? It was on Netflix. It was called The End of Something. Oh, when they couldn't see. Oh no, that was different.
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Yeah, but it was really bad, but like...
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Ja, ja. Aber die Hamptons waren nur 20 Minuten weg. Es hat einfach keinen Sinn gemacht. Aber dann, als alle Teslas angefangen haben zu schrecken, und dann, als das große Boot angefangen hat, hat es mich angefangen zu schrecken, um zu sagen, ob sie uns für etwas beurteilen. Oh, wir starten Konspirationstheorien. Nein, lass uns nicht.
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Someone was talking about, what are they called? Preppers who are like prepping for the end of the world. And I was just thinking about like, I'd literally rather kill myself than talk to a doomsday prepper about Joe Rogan for like 24 hours.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Like you don't want to be stuck with people who are preppers.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Unless they have Pop-Tarts, I'm not going. Okay, so you're familiar with the Gabby Petito case. I am. Because we're journalists. Thank you. So this, if you're like, oh, I remember when it happened, because it happened pretty recently. They have so much footage and interviews from Gabby's like family of Gabby Petito. She falls in love with Brian Laundrie. I think that's his name. Yeah.
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And then they head to Florida. You get all these new details. His mom hated her. Like kind of thing where she didn't like that she was taking attention from him. Like real boy mom vibes. And she even had sent him a note at the end being like, I would bury a body for you. Like all this stuff. The mom? Yes. A note basically being like, if you killed someone, like I will protect you.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'll do anything you need. But Gabby, it shows how she started talking to her ex-boyfriend being like, I have to get out of this. Like, You can hit a man. Well, first of all, it's legal. But also, no girl hits a man for no reason. But they literally put him in a hotel for domestic... Violence. No, for people who were domestic victims, abuse victims. And she's stuck in the van.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Because they think she did something. They could have saved her life that day.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I don't know, my husband's ACL is torn and like I feel like I could run away from him. A hundred percent. But no, I know. In reality, he's 6'5". Yeah.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I mean, I thought it like I could Ja, sie war verrückt. And they believe him. And then, weeks later, she's murdered. But this is the crazy part. No one knows where she is. The parents of her are texting the parents of his, being like, where's Gabby? I haven't heard from her. Your son isn't texting me back. What the fuck's going on? The parents aren't responding.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wer weiß. Shoutout zu Chris DiStefano, der mich fast in Probleme gebracht hat, weil er uns beim Knicks-Spiel gefilmt hat und ich ihm den Mittelfinger gegeben habe. Und dann hat er es gepostet und es sah so aus, als ob ich dem Mittelfinger einen Giggler gegeben habe, einen randomen Giggler, der mich filmt. Ich habe gesagt, nein, das war ein komedischer Mann, Ja, er hat es verdient.
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So police go up to Brian's parents and they go, hey, where's Gabby? And they go, you can talk to our attorney. And they're like, whoa, we're just checking in. Unpopular opinion.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. But this is the conspiracy theory. So everyone's looking for Brian Laundrie. And the parents are like, he's here. But like, the cops don't have the capability. Mhm. Mhm. And then the parents in one hour find him, I'm putting that in quotes, and his body was already decomposed.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
This is what they're saying on TikTok, that to identify him, they brought the teeth to a dentist, and that dentist was the mom's brother. There's a conspiracy, I don't know if this is accurate, but there's a conspiracy theory that he's still alive in South Africa. I mean, sorry, South America. Wow. No, like, it's a lot to process. How big is his tooth, though?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Das Problem ist, es war wahrscheinlich nicht sein Teufel. Oh, I was still hung up. I'm like, so he took out all his teeth and he's in South America with dentures? That's a crime in itself. No, so that her brother, who's the dentist, was like, yeah, that's Brian. So that she could hide him in a different country.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's a rabbit. I was like, this is a real Scooby-Doo thing. She changed him into a rabbit with a magician and now he lives in her flower beds. So that's fucking horrible and scary. But one thing I did like about the documentary, it really shed a light on the victim. I hate when they're obsessed with the man and how fucking crazy he is.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It was literally just being like, Gabby Petito was an amazing fucking person.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Imagine texting the parents and them not responding to you when you say, do you know where your daughter is?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Then we're wondering, why are the parents not in trouble for... Whatever it's called, like hiding a fugitive. Which is crazy. An accessory. They should be in jail too. Apparently he wanted to get her away from her friends and family kind of. So he brought her in a van to be like, let's do a van thing. Because that was kind of her dream.
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And she goes, I'm going to do a, then I'm going to make money and do like a YouTube van vlogging thing. And he didn't believe in it. He made fun of it. And now her vlog has millions of views.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Posting him doing something?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's very interesting because it's like when you're in... Okay. Sorry. You don't know where my algorithm has taken me. Okay.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
See you in small claims court. We were so excited to announce the Vanity Fair thing purely because we knew the gigglers would be pumped the fuck up.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Honestly, if any man's voice gets raised even slightly, I'm calling the police.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'd be like, okay, this is the fucking tea.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, yeah, because obviously you told on him if he's in trouble. Right. It's a very, very... Oh, sorry. I just, like... That was your inner... That was my inner child.
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Weird Transition, have you watched Babygirl? Yes. Okay, it's very controversial. Wait, this is controversial. What are your thoughts?
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You love choking.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, Nicole. So Gabby Bryan, one of my good friends, had the funniest response. She was like, first of all, no one's believing that Antonio Banderas has never given you an orgasm. No, that was wildly inappropriate.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, because in my head I'm like, wait, your husband's hot as fuck. Also Antonio Banderas will make you come just pronouncing his own name.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So we have to leave. I leave tomorrow. You leave tomorrow. I leave Wednesday. This is my question. I got a spray tan a week ago.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And then she was saying how she kept licking milk Ich dachte, er wäre so heiß. Er war so heiß. Aber dann sah ich ihn selbst sein, der britisch ist, mit einem seltsamen Haarschnitt. Und dann habe ich das... Ich liebe ihn und seine amerikanische Version.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Um, but there's, there's theories that make it like a little more interesting. I thought it was fun. I just think there's like two types of people, people who were like, this was too much. And then people who were like, like, okay, you like made her drink milk, like do more.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I was just like, it reminded me of the Barry Keoghan movie. Yeah. Like, They love getting a baby girl boy dancing to music awkwardly long.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Can I get a spray tan again, even though this spray tan is not fully gone? Yeah, you just have to exfoliate it off. That sounds so intense.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So, I want to say a spoiler. Okay, I'm going to say, spoiler alert. It's been out for so long. Fast forward, like the Charlotte Tilbury... Fast forward, but what makes it a little more interesting is, you know, it kind of doesn't make sense that like the dog attacks her and then he brings the dog back. And it seems just like very planned.
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And she's like, you just like get people like you understand me. You like saw me. Apparently, he's always been dating that girl. And that girl knew what she was like. And that girl told him the whole time. um das so zu machen, dass sie am Ende sagen könnte. Aber es ist lustig, dass sie am Ende nicht sagt, mach mich CEO. Sie sagt, lass mich in den YouTube-Videos sprechen.
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Das ist mein Ding, aber ich denke, es gibt einen Alter der Frau, in dem du... You kind of forget what young guys are like and you're like, wait, it would be fun to teach them.
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And I do have to say, I feel like in your 20s going a lot older, there's a weird power dynamic, but you're kind of prime time for Azadi right now.
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You're financially independent. You know who you are. You know what you want. An older man is not gonna like... A crisp 44? No, but also let's discuss how 44 is when their faces become like their men. Yeah, they're men. Like, no offense, but like, I see a 35-year-old guy now and I'm like, okay, you still have to call your mom. You still have to call your mom.
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How do you know when it's off? Like, my apartment's pretty dark.
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Wait, someone comes up and I look at you and you're like, no. And I'm like, sorry, we can't interview him right now. She's not interested. Sorry.
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What is interview... I'm not available. What is interesting with meeting these A-Listers that we're going to do is you know them, but then when you interview them, first of all, you get their vibe and you also see their actual height. I'm nervous that some celebs, I feel like I'm never going to be able to enjoy their movies again because I'll be friends with them now. Here's the thing though.
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Yeah, who's calling the shots? Yeah. Because you're a puppet. A little puppet.
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No, it'll be interesting. It'll be interesting. So to wrap this up, I caused some drama in an Elite. Amongst? Elite Daily posted a video of Fuck, Marry, Kill, Italian food. I saw. And... The cancellation was close. I wanted your opinion. Because at first I was like, I don't know if I said the right thing and I thought about it and I go, no, I'm going to double down. I think I was right.
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Tell them, fuck, marry, kill, lasagna, pizza or chicken parmesan and why?
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People fuck up lasagna.
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Also like, you always feel like it's too much lasagna. Not like too much, it's just, it's like the soup of pasta.
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I hate to say it, but lasagna is what people make when there's too many people at the party and you just want people to be fed.
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It's a casserole.
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Every kind, turn me around. Every hole, let's go. But chicken parmesan, like I respect, like I respect its mind.
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Dez has like a really good comedy bit about, about pizza.
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So know that. Des, I'm gonna ruin it, but this is one of my favorite jokes. He jokes that when people say like, oh, I don't like pineapple with pizza, and then he's like, why? And they're like, I don't know. It's like, oh, so you don't like something... Have you ever tried it? And they're like, no. And he said it's giving. When guys are like, oh, I would never date another man.
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It's like, what are you afraid? If you tried it, you'd like it. I've tried it though and I don't like it. I would never order it out of the blue. Yeah, and I would never order it over things.
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You have so many beauty accessories. Oh my god. It's insane. It's insane. But no, we're excited about Vanifair. We've never been on a red carpet and you bring people together. Never. So... I don't like... Tell your truth. Let me tell my truth.
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Unless it's kind of Caribbean.
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Yeah, and some people are obsessed with sweet and salty together.
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We have to promote two shows. Vegas and Salt Lake City with the Mormons. Who knew the Mormons were not buying tickets? I'm just kidding. We have actually a couple tickets left and we love the Mormon community. We take back everything we've said.
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I do have to say shout out to interviewers who do all these award shows, because you have to know everything about everyone, every movie they've done, any reference, what they're wearing. And I did ask that in the meeting. I said, no, if I forget a thing or two. But it's an after party, so they said that everyone's like, this is the last award show, they're just partying.
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So we're just there for literal vibes. Like only bringing a certain energy to the function, which we don't know what energy it's going to be yet. It's certainly not knowledge.
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You've done a gown before. You did the Caroline Herrera. I did Oscar de la Renta. Oscar de la Renta. Oscar. Oscar. I watched the SAG Awards to get us going last night. Live on Netflix. It was really good.
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Did you see that?
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Let me preface this by saying, I'm a huge Timothee Chalamet.
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We love Timothee Chalamet. Also, he's so New York, and as a New Yorker, I love him. When they said he won, he was like, ooh, yeah, what's good?
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Him and Kylie, we support. Yeah. Ich denke, er ist auf dieser verrückten Presse-Tour gewesen und er hat nichts mehr zu sagen. Denn er ist wirklich gut im Presse. Ich denke, er war auch ein bisschen aufgeregt. Hast du das gemerkt, als er seine Announcment gemacht hat? Er hat es kaputt gemacht und sagt, er hätte es zur Rehe gemacht. Vielleicht hatte er einen Tag. Er muss müde sein.
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Ich meine, die wütenden Mädchen halten sich bei einem Thread. Nein. A literal thread. I mean, they're Judy Garlanding themselves.
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Hello my galactic gigglers, this week is gonna be out of this world. Sorry, that was so millennial.
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I've never felt more aligned with the Wicked cast than I do right now. And we don't even have to hit any notes. We're not being chucked into the sky. So Timothy, honestly, I loved how he started it. He was like, let me just say, some people make it look effortless. It's not effortless, at least for me. I worked five years on this role.
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Und dann stoppt er und sagt, ich will nur sagen, ich bin hier, um der Größten aller Zeiten zu sein. Es gab einen Rapper. Aber wenn ein Rapper das sagt, bist du so, ja, Respekt.
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Er war so, ja, ich bin MVP. Ich bin hier, um der Beste aller Zeiten zu sein. Ich bin noch nicht da. Das ist ein Schritt. Ich will Viola Davis, Marlon Brando sein. Ich will der Beste sein. Und er geht raus.
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Fuck all you untalented fucks, I'm better than all of you. Was ich mit Timothy sagen muss, ich wünschte, dass er es beantwortet hätte. Ich bin so dankbar für dieses Wettbewerb und es ist so motivierend für mich, das Beste zu sein. Und ich bin so gespannt, so hart wie möglich zu arbeiten, um so großartig wie möglich zu sein und zu erfüllen, was auch immer. Und einfach zu sagen, danke euch so sehr.
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Du musst ein bisschen Respekt vor dem Publikum haben. Du bist vor Harrison Ford.
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Ich habe mich für meinen Starbucks gewartet, wie man es macht. Und dieser Kerl neben mir schaut, wie die Frau es macht. Und er sagt, weniger Foam. Oh, oh. Oh, never. But no one reacted. He was just like, hey, less foam. No one reacted. And like, I just thought if a woman had said less foam, she would have been arrested. Arrested.
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And it's not even me. And I would say, thank you so much. We've all been there where I'm like the color and shade of Macchiato is going to ruin my day. Yeah. But that's when you just say thank you and you move on.
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You take the L. Yep. But it's like, if he just added a please. Yeah. Or excuse me, can you add more foam?
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So sorry. Yeah. He literally just goes, more foam, please. No, no please. More foam.
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And I looked over like.
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A girl, of course. And she just kind of like nodded.
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The call is coming from inside the house.
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And he didn't even say thank you when he got it. How old was he? It was just a middle-aged white dude. Yeah, like 30s, 40s. This is my thing with Timothy. Then I thought about it again, because I was upset. He's manifesting.
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I know some comedians will write on their promotion, they'll be like, your favorite comedian, or that kind of thing, because people start thinking, oh, that's my favorite comedian. You say it to people, and then people start believing it. He literally was manifesting by saying, I want to be the greatest of all time. I just don't Sag das deinem Therapeuten.
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I'm like, can't do that, that's millennial. Yes. See, I identify as Gen Z, so I'm allowed to call people out as millennial. But also... I love my little millennials. We've been through so much together.
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Es gab keinen Bedarf dafür. Ja. It does remind me though, which one of my favorite speeches of all time was Snoop Dogg, when he goes, I want to thank me for getting me there. We're like, no girl can ever do that. No, we could never. There was one tennis girl that was like, I want to thank me, and it was like really cute, but everyone was like, okay, calm down.
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This is my thing. As a tennis player, I was always coached. And did I always do it? No. But I was told, speak with your racket. Es gibt viel Trash-Talk, es gibt viel zu sagen, ich bin besser als du, du verdienst das, was auch immer. Sprich mit deinem Racket. Und für ihn ist es so, sprich mit deinem Talent, welches er hat. Er ist auch, er ist, oh, ich liebe ihn.
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Er ist der lustigste, lustigste, süßeste Kerl. Ich denke, er fühlte sich nur in diesem Moment. It's just in front of all the most talented other actors. Like, I'm coming to be better than all of you sitting here. It felt like he was like, I'm gonna be better than all of you, just watch me. It was a very rap video. Yeah, it was. Which, you know what? New York, you're shit out.
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But let's keep an eye on him. Yeah. That's what I'll say about that. Side note.
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Oh yeah, oh fuck.
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I just think it was unnecessary because I actually think he can be one of the greatest of all time.
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Side note, just some tea. Friend Drescher comes up and I'm like, I miss her. What is going on with her? Because she's the president of SAG, which is a really tough job. I googled it. First thing I see is, you know her high school boyfriend, she married for like 20 years and he came out as gay. If you see the photos, you're like, well. Fran, that's on you.
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And they're like best friends. Obviously.
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No, but they were together for 20 years and then he came out as gay. But she's remarried, right? Yes, I believe so. But she found out because a tabloid was exposing him.
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Was? Grace, korrigiere mich, wenn ich falsch bin. Eine violette Beziehung. Blasphemie. Blasphemie. Periwinkle. I was so close. A lavender relationship, which is kind of fucked up because people see couples online instead of, because I guess it's not socially acceptable to be like gay. They just write lavender relationship.
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I'm only attracted to like very toxic couples. straight men. Yeah. I feel like life would have been easier. I love a toxic gay. I'm obsessed with a toxic gay. Some girls always end up with like gay guys.
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Which is like, I'd love to know the science behind it. Is it like, is their dad gay? I'd also love to know the science behind it.
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I do have to say, when I see a hot gay, I'm so turned on because I'm like, You hate me. You loathe how I was born. That is my biggest fucking turn on. Also I think it's my own insecurities because I'm like the gayest straight girl ever. Yeah. I want a man to make me feel like a little dainty girly flower without having to change myself. Yeah. So that's why I've
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What did I write?
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Once I watched it, I knew what you were saying.
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I'm like, I don't want her to be Audrey Hepburn because I want her to be me.
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I feel like I've talked about Thrive so many times because they're the only place that has my freestyle olives, which I love. They come in so many different flavors. Their Kalamata olives are so good, but their spicy ones are my absolute favorite. And Thrive Market makes it so easy to find better options without the hassle.
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Oh sorry, you're not in a relationship anymore. I was on stage and I have a joke about
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No, the internet is literally someone texting you accidentally about yourself and then trying to cover it up when you say something.
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My favorite thing actually this whole weekend was people were mad at me for a lot of things, but like none of them had to do honestly pertain to me.
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But the one thing that did pertain to me, that was like actually true, was people were like, oh, she thinks that she's a New Yorker. Like she's from Albany. First of all, yes, I am from Albany. And second, I am a New Yorker because I've lived here for 10 years. But thirdly... They were like, a true New Yorker would never wear an Eagles-like outfit or another team.
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And I just want to say, I'm a fair weather fan.
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No, if there's one thing about me, I don't give a fuck about your sports. What about me?
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If my friend sends me a dope jacket to any team, I'm wearing it. Kristen, can we shout out to Kristen?
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No, I think that Kristen is going. Female founded companies. I genuinely think that she is going to become a billionaire on her own.
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I think she just changed the whole course of NFL.
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No, that actually I think was right.
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That was fucking accurate. No, and the other thing is she's so fucking nice and like gracious and sweet. Like she DM'd me and she was like, I want to send you a jacket. And I was like, send me whatever one you want. And then I was going to the Eagles game. I was like, perfect. My outfit's going to hit.
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But she's going to expand. Well, yeah, she will expand.
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Period. Nowhere's time to keep score. We are strifling out in these streets. No, I'm strifling. Wait, so Saturday morning?
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It's a miracle. I truly try so hard. I'm like, oh, I'm not even doing anything.
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We'll be like, did we say anything to attack anyone? I really need Us Weekly and People Magazine and Page Six to stop listening to Giggly Squad and taking the craziest things and writing an article because it's like, we're joking about everything. So I wake up Saturday morning and I'm getting a FaceTime from Hannah Burner and I answer it and there's Marcelo Hernandez. We're on a three-way.
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I said, wow. Did you feel? I got nervous. I go, shoot, I did something. Are you guys keeping score? Right in the moment, I go, I did something. I said something. What the fuck did I say?
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What did I do? Yeah. And when I told this story about how I texted Marcello and I said, like, oh, yeah, and he was like, fuck yeah. Like, I didn't mean to make it sound like that was a direct quote from Marcello. When I initially told Marcello that everyone thought that I cheated on my boyfriend with him, his initial reaction was, LOL, what? And then he never responded again. But...
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In the story, I was like, yeah, he didn't give a fuck. He was like, fuck yeah. Like, who cares? Then articles come out being like, Marcelo's exact quotes after he found out. And I, Marcelo was like, you're really fucking me over here. And so I felt so bad.
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He said, LOL, what? Who is this?
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Yeah. So anyway, that was like a bomb I had to defuse over the weekend to only get like 7,000 more. And I'm like, I don't even know what you guys are talking about. So I just wanted to wear a cool jacket.
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Yeah, we got those tickets because the owner of MSG owns Radio City. And so because we sold out Radio City two days in a row, they were like, oh, here are some next tickets. And obviously we were like, we'll bring our dads.
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My dad was crazy. The only thing I cared about that night was making your dad laugh, and I did it in the first half, and I was like, I can go home.
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Are we not the same person? No, everyone was saying like, oh my God, our dads are so us-coded. I loved it so much. Me and my dad's outfits actually kind of match. His shoes match my jacket. And you and your dad were very, like, sports.
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No, keep going. Oh, no, I know what you're going to say. Okay. So then... My dad is – my dad – I would say that I have a very split personality of, like, I can be my dad and then I can also be my mom. But the majority, I would say I am my dad. Yeah. Same. And so like when he's out in public, I know he gets socially like anxious and awkward. And here's the other thing. He can't hear very well.
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So he gets even more nervous that like he's not going to be able to hear what someone's saying to him. He's also like a little shy. Like he's not trying to. Oh, he's so shy. He's extremely shy. Where my dad is like, the party's here. Right. Unless you fully know my dad, he's not showing his personality. He's black cat.
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Yeah. He also like does not do things with my mom. Like this was a really big deal for him. You mean without your mom? Yeah, without my mom. Yeah. To go somewhere and my mom not be involved. Like he was anxious.
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If someone ever suggests like a different cuisine, he goes, I feel like we're wasting our time. He goes... Why would we eat that and waste our time when we could eat Italian food?
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He was too overstimulated. He was too overstimulated. He was like, I'll watch you back.
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But when we were sitting there. My dad got ice cream before dinner. Yeah.
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When we got to like our seats, my dad got sat next to Billy Baldwin, who I like turned to my dad and I was like, hey dad, like just so you know, this is Billy Baldwin. He like this and this and this. And he was like, okay. He was the nicest guy ever. He talked to my dad the whole game. My dad, I felt like this was my son and I was dropping him off to preschool and I was like, it's okay.
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These are going to be your friends. He's sitting to my right. He's holding on to my jacket sleeve while he's talking to Billy Baldwin because I could tell he was nervous. And so I turned to my dad and I was like, can you not hear him? Or like, do you want me to also be in the conversation? Are you nervous? He was like, no, no, I'm okay. I just like want it. I just like, I was his security blanket.
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I literally went home and I cried like thinking about it because I was like, that was so sweet.
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The guy, I love him. He's in. I think it's Skylar. Righteous Gemstones. Righteous Gemstones.
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He's so good. His girlfriend was so nice. Wait, you have to watch Righteous Gemstones. It's really funny.
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And let's not forget we're performing at Radio City this week. I've been watching stand-ups of people that have filmed them at Radio City just to like watch the – Just to get the vibes? Just to get the vibes of the area. It's funny. That would get me more nervous. Yeah, I think it's bad. I feel like that's the worst thing you could possibly do.
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So that happened. No, I'm literally Trey Songz backup singer. I'm obsessed. No, but we had a great time and- We definitely have to go back. Yeah. One thing we didn't mention last week is the Giggly Squad cult got nominated for podcast of the year. With iHeart. Which, you know what's so crazy is like I do- We've never been nominated for anything. No, I do forget that like we have a podcast.
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That people listen. Yeah, like I- Yeah. It really- Yeah. Unless like we do an episode where like I drop seven bombs and like walk away. Then I notice it because I'll get like the girls will be chatting. But like week to week when we're just like shooting the shit, I do forget.
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Right. Like we're just inside joke girlies. Yeah. So when I saw that we got nominated for podcast of the year, it was like a very surreal moment. And it's I think the awards are at South by Southwest. But to vote, you have to like make. a profile, which I know is like annoying.
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I mean, we'll go to bed at 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Yeah. No, so I think that was like – we didn't even talk about it. We're so humble. No, I just think I didn't. I thought it was a scam. Me too.
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I'll listen to like one of a lot of different people. I don't have one that I'm like, I have to listen to this every week. I'm the same way.
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That's crazy because I did take a beta blocker whilst watching it. I was like, wow, that's going to be crazy.
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Yeah. No, those are – Here's a good one. Here's the other thing.
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I can't. You know what's funny? I thought about this the other week. I usually don't like the sound of my own voice either, but I remembered when I... Remember when you were little, like, we had answering machines? Yes. Like, legit machines?
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I would beg my mom every day, like, let me redo the answering machine. And she would always let me. And there was something about, like, pressing record.
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And then doing, like, I would do it in a Jersey accent. I would do it in a British accent. I would, like, come up with these different ideas of, like, what the answering machine should be. And I was obsessed with it. And then I was like, wait, I host a podcast now.
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No, I wish my family like saved that machine. I mean, I was like... seven years old, and I was like, I think I could do a British accent. Literally because I watched The Parent Trap once.
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Well, you know what's funny? Because I feel like I talk to so many – I'm in my DMs recently, too, because the girls are sending, like, a lot of – Motivational. Things. And so like being with the girls that are single in their early 30s, one of the biggest things is like we're not in our 20s anymore. So it's like not that you can't be single the way you were in your 20s.
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You can do whatever you want. But it's you almost like don't want to be. Like when I got single at like 28, I was like.
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catch me in every single club that exists in New York City and like I was there like you could find me in a club now I'm like I would I was just in my head pass away yeah I don't know how you did that if I went to a club till 4am like I'd literally pass away so it is weird like thinking of like okay well what am I gonna do being single I've done a couple dinners with my girlfriends I haven't gone like out out yet
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Ruptured during... I wonder if you know right when it happens. Like, truly, I wonder if you can feel it inside of you of, like, I just popped a bag.
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You said a really important quote this morning. You said if someone sees a breakup and they immediately think, what did the girl do? That's mental illness, right? No, that's so scary. For relationships, it takes two to tango. In the history of anyone breaking up, when has the girl ever done anything?
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Have you ever been broken up with?
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I one time mourned a situationship that was two months for three years. Wow.
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And I think she saw it on the internet. Someone else said it and she saw it. Thomas Jefferson.
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Here's one thing I want to talk. I've been talking to the girls in my DMs. I have so many girls that are going through breakups right now. I also think I push them to do it. To get a cat, break up with your boyfriend. It is kind of crazy to see some friends just like... See ya. Like poof. If this was what it was to get you out of my life, God, thank you for protecting me.
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Thank you for steering me in a direction where like certain people are kind of just like falling off. That's your 30s. And I'm like so interested to see if like the other girls in their 30s that are going through breakups, like if any of their friends like that they didn't think would turn on them turned on them. Because that's also a very weird thing. like headspace to be in.
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I was like, wait. I almost told them my hopes and dreams. I go, I got you out of my life for free. I go, bitch, that was the best thing you could have ever said to me. See ya.
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So many people have lost complete access to me and I love it.
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Like you can still be alive and be dead to me. Okay? And I won't even mourn it, but I'll have a funeral.
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Here's another reason why I went against getting a boob job. If something is going to happen medically, I know it's going to happen to me. Like, I know I'd be the type of body to be like, we don't want this and like reject it. Reject it. And that's what happened to Paris Hilton. She got a boob job like years ago and her body like truly rejected them and she got them taken out right away.
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Wait, I sent you a funny meme. Oh, wait. What? So me and Hannah went and did those full-body MRI scans. We have a code for the gigglers. We'll put it in the newsletter. Did you go to yours? Yeah. Okay, so this is Pernuvo Report. It was on like 34th and 6th. It's so crazy because before I went, one of my friends was like, oh my God, are you claustrophobic?
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And I was like, I guess we'll find out when I'm in there. Me and Hannah went at different times. Like, Hannah was already in there, and then I went in. But when we both got out, we were like, I'll take a nap.
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It was so loud. Like, obviously, there's a lot of machinery working. I almost fell asleep. I would have fallen asleep if they didn't come over the loudspeaker and say, you have to hold your breath right now. I was like, I was almost hitting REM.
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Yeah. So it took about, it took about an hour. You lay there. You go in and out of this machine. There were certain parts where you had to like have the same breathing pattern. But like all in all, it was one of the easiest experiences. Then they send you your update. So I just opened mine. Oh my God. Okay. So it's organized versus nervous system.
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These are small, less than 5mm white spots seen in your white matter of the brain. This finding is relatively common in people over the age of 30, and the number of spots can increase slowly, if at all, with aging. These are generally asymptomatic, although in some people there is a slight correlation to migraine. The exact cause of these cannot be determined. Do you have migraines?
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I don't, but I thought it was going to be like, you're crazy. Okay.
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What else are you reading? Okay, my next one was I had one respiratory finding, one minor finding. What is it? Consistent with sinusitis. Oh, sinaitis. Sounds like an Italian town that literally was killed by lava.
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Today's episode is sponsored by Soundcore's Sleep A20 earbuds. We've been using these earbuds for several weeks and they've been great. They're so reliable at blocking out all the noise that I've been sleeping better. And according to the app, I've been in deep sleep for three plus hours a night.
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Just like inflammation or infection in one more of the sinuses in the head.
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Wait, I have one reproductive finding. Okay, what is it? A small amount of fluted in the cul-de-sac is normal. Discuss the finding with your doctor. Oh, I bet I have a cyst. Oh my God. I think I have a cyst. Or is that a baby? Hannah.
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Yeah, because who would have been with? Fuck me up. TikTok. Page Six, why don't you chill? It's just... We knew that you've had PCOS. I do. I have this.
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No, the people were so nice there, too.
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Serving. Wait, not to bring up that I wasn't allowed to be out of the house yesterday, but when I was at the Eagles game, there was someone on the team, not that I know any fucking people, there was someone on the team and their last name is Slay Jr. I was obsessed.
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You know what's funny? Whenever I talk about you to people that don't know you, I always say I'm like, she's so pure. Like, no, she's never smoked a cigarette. That's like the number one thing I said.
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He said, can he come to Giggly Squad Live on Friday?
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I already told you, you have to come, like legally. He's going to bring a friend too, so he's not by himself.
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Hannah, one of my favorite moments from your fucking wedding was Nana complaining about her shoes and how like she just was like, oh, I just can't believe I have to wear these.
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She wants to wear stilettos. The woman still dyes her hair, does full fucking glam, shows off her décolletage. I'm obsessed.
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But I wonder where I get my athleticism from. She's like, I don't have toes anymore, but I'm going to wear it. Are you okay? Oh, speaking of, I think I have – I think I did something – I've been like so into Pilates. I think I have a cyst in my wrist. Well, you just got a skin and you don't. I don't know if they caught it. Or is it a recent system? It's a recent. I think it's recent.
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How often are you doing Pilates? I've been trying to go three times a week because I'm out here. Good for you. See, this is post-breakup. It just gets you going. I even got a shout out in class the other day. Page good form. I said, what? I was so excited.
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I will. I've been doing New York Pilates just because I like had bought a package from them like a couple months ago that I literally never used.
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Actually, Joey Camasta texted me and was like, I want to be a hot Pilates girl. And so I sent him my number and I was like, come anytime. I need more gays. Yeah. As a single woman, I need more gays. Yes, 100%.
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Wait, how has no one thought about that? Because there is something so much more humbling when like a gay man in my life calls me and tells me like what the fucking deal is.
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Would you rather the straight guy not be interested or a gay guy be like, I'd rather talk? I don't give a fuck about the straight man. If a gay man said, like, I'm just, like, not really down with Paige.
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I mean, even your shirt right now, that's a stoner ass shirt. No, I identify as a stoner. You are Seth Rogen. You're like, I don't want kids, I just want to smoke weed. Wait, I have... Yeah, what's the update? I have something very important to bring up. Yes. I don't know if you know, like... I don't know. Okay, let's say it's like, it was probably like 2012, and I...
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No, there's nothing with, like, me and gay men. I just feel like... Because obviously I am very girly, but I'm also very like snarky. And sometimes girls like don't have that same humor. And I think having a brother.
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Not to brag, but one of my biggest modeling jobs would be like shoe fit modeling because I am the perfect size seven. So like I would go into showrooms and when buyers were coming to buy certain lines of shoes, I would be the model with the shoes on. So I would see the shoes before the next season of like what they're buying.
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And I remember being there one time and I was presented with a sneaker wedge. And I was like, oh my God, I'm obsessed. Like I, what are these freaking shoes? I love them. And I made them give me a pair like when I was done. So I was like in Albany having zero business rocking a fucking sneaker wedge. Like I was a wag. On the ice. Loved it. They're coming back.
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like full force and i just feel like you are the epitome sorry croc sorry croc but i just feel like you are a sneaker wedge girly i feel like you just called me miranda this is okay okay no and this i have a lot of let me process okay because i feel like sneaker wedges
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Yeah, they were never considered- They were very, like they weren't in, in the country. Like no one wore them in Albany. I remember being like, feeling like a freak. But like in New York City, everyone wore them for like a year.
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Speaking of algorithm, unpopular opinion. Yep. I know what you're going to say. Really unpopular. I can't fucking wait for TikTok to be gone. No Samsies. I need my life back. Everyone's like, oh, I'm not going to learn anything. I miss my family. I miss being dumb. I miss not knowing a goddamn thing. Ignorance is bliss, and I enjoy it.
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Or, like, doing, like, the Congress thing. It's like, are you Chinese? No. So you are. Nope, I'm not.
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I also really like the design. Super soft silicone that fits my ears perfectly, especially when I'm sleeping on my side. They're super comfortable and I can't feel a thing. And I can't stop talking about the battery life. I can go multiple nights on a single charge. That's up to 80 hours in sleep mode and 55 hours in Bluetooth mode.
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You have sleep paralysis. Do you eat cheese? Okay, you have a problem. It's like, oh, man.
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And I'm going to be honest. I have learned things on TikTok. Have I implemented them into my life? Certainly not.
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I've never once gone back to a workout. And I save a ton of them. I'm like, ooh, that's a good one to do at home. Oh, 100%. I've sent it to you and been like, if I'm not going to use it, you're not going to use it either.
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I just think it has significantly impacted my mental health based on alone the amount of time I spend on it. Like when I get off TikTok at night to like fall asleep, I have to like, sit there for 20 minutes and like decompress a little. One of my favorite things to do is decompress, but like it, like it's too overstimulating and I'm like, I'm actually ready for to have my nights back.
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I think if people aren't already, people will be going to rehab for... Put me in it right now. No, actually, put me in it right now.
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Right, like something else will pop up, people will be fine, but.
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I will say as a group of millennials, we are funny on there. You know, like we've never been more together as a country knowing that like something's going away. So like I'm happy for the camaraderie. Oh, like all the millennials are happy? No, I'm saying like everyone's band together of being like this app is gonna be gone soon. Like say whatever the fuck you want.
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Like people are being really funny on it and I appreciate that.
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Which Giggly Squad, we just designed a t-shirt for the LA Fires. And we're going to give all the proceeds to a charity that we pick. If you guys have any charities that you're like really passionate about, send them to us.
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It's like if we're going to give money, I want to give it to the right places. Right. And make sure it's like going to where you actually say it's going to. Sometimes these like big ones, I'm like. Is it hitting the right people? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look, GoFundMes are great, but you really do have to check them out. Make sure it's a friend who knows the person.
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Chris, what does strifle mean? Strifling time? I don't think that's a word.
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Urban dictionary. You're talking about stifling.
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No, I'm not kidding. I've been strifling for like two weeks now.
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Tonight, every night, grab your pair and sleep away. You know, it's a crazy statistic. Over 10,000 chemicals have entered our U.S. food supply, yet in the EU, it limits this to just 300 additives. I personally don't have time to sift through the ingredients, labels, or to see what is in my food. That's why I love Thrive Market.
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The origin is Italian. And if you use it in a sentence... Being really upset about things that don't matter. Yeah.
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Everyone I know lives in LA. It's crazy. It's devastating. I couldn't imagine. I just couldn't imagine.
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Yeah, I mean, the Pacific Palisades, I feel like those houses, like, that's such a nice area that I feel like those houses are passed down generation to generation. Like, people have lived there for years. It's not just, like, celebrities. It's, like, those are family homes.
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Holy shit. Someone posted and was like, I don't own jeans anymore. And it's like, oh my God. Like that's, I could not imagine losing everything in a fire.
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You did? Okay. Wait, when you were talking about it on the pod, I thought you had watched it. No, I don't talk about things that I've watched. And I don't talk about things that I know.
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Women are only about. I love, wait, hold on. I love when you're telling a fact and like your voice changes a little. Like if it's. It's my teacher voice. Like I love the, yeah. Like I love the inflection of a fact, you know, it's like this really happens in this hour. Yeah. But we do want to differentiate.
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Now that'll bring me to tears. I have seen it. It's so it's so unbecoming. It's so it's not right.
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I'm like, why did you guys do that? No.
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I'm like, Miss Frizzle made every wacky art teacher like my favorite teacher.
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No, but it's important for society. Women's value is what? Women's value is what? Did you say it intrinsically?
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We're not doing it. I actually... I mean, sometimes I'll see like M-I-S-S, like Miss Paige DeSorbo. But if I have to write it myself, I use M-S. Because I'm like, they don't need to know my business. They don't need to know if I'm Mrs. or Miss.
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I thought it was just like a vague one. I thought M-I-S-S is single.
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But truly, when you do have a stomach flu, are you looking at the bright side of things where you're like, do you feel like all the toxins are just leaving your body?
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Well, that's very true. No, I I can. I yeah, I see that. I mean, but that's I feel like that's not going away. I feel like it should. You know, I don't want to know if a man is married or not. I don't want to be involved in their issues. Keep me out of it. I'm fine.
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Oh, my God. I just got the Instagram update with the little statuses. Oh, the notes. Right above your DMs. The notes. I hate them. I get them out of here.
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you're a freak that's stimulation overload no but wait you don't see them i see the same 40 people every day that i don't want to see can we talk about people's sexiest man alive a little front page news action so was that just announced today yesterday oh john krasinski why did i see the version that it was benny blanco
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Or mine was like a fake TikTok because I was like, there's no way.
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You know, it's funny is that like anything like that for women has been like completely scrubbed off the face of the earth. Like like we don't people don't even do like a best and worst dress list anymore because it's just like whatever. But for some reason, people's sexiest man alive is just like with stealth withheld the test of time. It's like.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
we can't go on unless we know who the sexiest man alive is here's the thing i don't care that it's like i like it it's whatever i i don't feel a certain type of way about it but it's typically someone who's like been in the news the past year who's like made some type of impact or like we've seen a movie from them or they've been like impressed john krasinski
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Who I love, who I actually do find like attractive. I don't even I'm not mad that he's the sexiest man alive.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
But I'm like, wait, what? Why? What's going on? Like I was like, did something happen that I missed? It's just a very interesting PR play unless he's about to like start doing a lot of press and PR because he's like working on a project.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Give me someone Gen Z that's about to be the next generation's Brad Pitt. Give me someone who I'm about to watch grow.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Name one man. If Billy Eichner literally found me on the street, I would die. Name one man. Do you know who I think is hot? Jonathan Bailey from Wicked. Now why the heck? Now I stand with the music theater folk. Why the fuck was it not Jonathan Bailey?
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
There's a few gay men over the course of my lifetime, a lot in real life, honestly, that I have found out that they were gay and my heart has literally shattered. Jonathan Bailey is one of them that I'm like, wait a minute. So you're saying there's a 0.0 when there's a, as a female, like if you see like a super hot guy, like a Matthew McConaughey, you're like, yes, he's like happily married.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
He's so hot. Like there's a zero chance that I would ever marry Matthew McConaughey, but zero is still like a fine for me. Zero is still on the board.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Okay, here's the one thing with Giggly Squad touring. I can't look pretty this many days in a row. No, I know. At the last show, what was our last show, Chicago? My makeup just wouldn't actually even go on my face anymore. It was like, bitch, there's no amount of concealer and contour to make you look alive.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
No, you phrased that perfectly. What is the guy with Ariana? He did an interview. I said, what? What's his name? What is his name? Does it matter?
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I... This man had a whole ass wife and newborn child.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I saw a thing on TikTok and it said Leos fall in love with people because they like that they like them.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I'm showing you what I'm capable of, but I'm not making a habit of it.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
And said, you know what? What could make me the most uncomfortable while having to pretend that I love it?
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That's not for me. It's not for me.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
That made me deeply uncomfortable. That gave you a UTI. there's a time and place for us to hold eye contact sexually and it's never in nowhere like i it's once in a blue moon okay you're like feeling so inspired to be in love yeah right but like most often don't look at me do you know what my toxic trait is because i'm a leo lights on baby
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
No, I'm a lights on. You're lights on. Well, here's the thing. I have vision problems already to begin with. I get dizzy pretty easily.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
We're crashing. We're crashing. It's not good over here. And we're about to go to Texas. Here's the other thing. We've also gotten...
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
No, if anything, that's freakier because God knows what I'm doing with my face when I know someone can't see it. I am wilding out here.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Okay, we were on tour this week. Did anything? I'm trying to think of anything fucked up.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Because I actually wasn't even aware of my actions in that moment were offensive to anyone. So I'm glad that you're bringing it up personally to me. I consider myself a relatable down-to-earth person. OK, let me first and foremost say that when it comes to towels, I am rich. OK, my bank account has no bounds. The limit does not exist. I am spending money on towels.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
So if a person comes into my home and they say, hey, I need to grab a quick shower. No problem. I've got a towel for you. In fact, I've got seven towels, one for each day of the week, because on certain days I'm a two towel girl and that's just how it is. I don't pick that lifestyle. And I'm going to stop you right there just to confirm.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Not always. If it's a if it was a light wash day, like if I felt like if it wasn't a spray tan day and there's nothing on the towel, I'll hang that baby up. OK. OK. OK.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I'll use her tomorrow. OK. Now, the real problem that we would have to address here, because this is much deeper than I. This is generational. Growing up, my mother said, hey, dinner's over. It's time for your bath. And I went upstairs and I took a bath. I used a towel. That towel was chucked. Who knows where that towel went? That's a home of four people using different towels every single day.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I don't know what towel ring this bitch was running. but that's how i grew up it was it was fresh towel fresh shower fresh day now i appreciate that kim has gone above and beyond as a mother
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Not in my house. Not over here. We got towels for days.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Not my problem. I don't have, here's the thing. I have alleviated towel mishaps from my everyday. So has Craig ever used your towel? I'm sure. But it doesn't matter because if then he used it after me, it's probably go, I'm not using it anyway. Oh, two uses. I look at it as, oh, two uses out of that towel.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
That really, we're really getting to the nitty gritty. It's always on.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
It depends because like being on tour, our schedules are just like such mayhem. When I get home from like a leg of tour... I'm doing whatever laundry is in my suitcase and in the hamper. And then it's building up until I get back from like that next leg. So I'm probably doing laundry like once a week.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Like right now I am doing laundry like currently, like my washer and dryer are both going, but I like to leave for tour.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
No, here's the other thing. I don't wash... I'm only washing my pajamas, my sweats, my towels, my underwear. Am I rarely... I'm rarely washing, like, clothes.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Unless I've sweat in, like, a turtleneck or, like, a t-shirt. I'm washing my t-shirts, but... Like, OK, like my tour outfits, like my blazers, all that. Like, no, I'm not like washing that shit. I'm not washing my jeans. Well, you also don't. I'm washing my jeans like once a month. I also don't sweat.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
No, Hannah said something wild the other day that she doesn't use. Hannah, what was it? We were in the airport. I said, Hannah, I have to draw the line. It's 2024. It was like a ballpoint pen. It was something so archaic that everyone's been using for probably 30 years. And Hannah's like, I don't trust it. The science hasn't backed it. It was something so crazy. I'll think of it. I have to.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
But you want to know what's crazy? I am like that with like every event in my life. Unless you tell me what I was wearing and I can recall at least I can like find one memory from it. And so from Ohio, I know that my dress broke.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
That's the tea. I'll just start making shit up. I'm like, imagine if this happened. Here's what there is one small piece of discourse. I feel like I would like to address that. I, I'm so proud of everyone in the arts. I'm so proud of everyone. I'm so like, I love when people find something that they love and I,
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I wore the wrong pair of boots yesterday. I forgot to put the correct boots with an outfit and then I went and took a picture. The self-loathing that happened that night that I put the wrong boots on, it changed the whole course of my evening.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
no i yesterday i had to take a picture for something and i wore the wrong oh like not the wrong boots for like a brand or anything just in my own head i wore the wrong boots yes and i'm like and now i'm gonna post this picture and i'm gonna know that i have the wrong boots on that would have made the outfit so much better but the people won't know that and it's changed my whole i can't stop thinking about it okay and i love that you're spiraling over that right now
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
It's not, though, because I have eyes and I can look at the picture in the outfit. Well, I can't wait to see this picture. Okay, but finish your original thought. I don't know.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I watched my crazy... My dress broke in Ohio and I was like... Oh, yeah, sorry.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Here's the thing, I'm a simple gal. People wanna always put all these things on me. Oh, she's high maintenance, she's a bitch, she's blah, blah, blah. I'm a simple, simple girl. I'm just a girl. When you go shopping and you see a top that you like, you say, oh, I really like that top. I'm gonna buy that because I know that I would wear that top.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Sometimes you're not thinking what you're going to pair that top with. So the top comes in the mail, you look at it and you say, what do I have in here that I could put together with it? And when I find the most perfect ensemble of something that I wasn't even pre-planning or buying to go with a specific item, the joy that sparks in my creativity and I feel like so accomplished.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I'm like, oh my God, that looks so fucking cool. And I just did that in 10 minutes. I take that with me everywhere.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I left Toronto show being like, do I need beta bloggers? Is that a placebo effect? Did I just have to remember the fuck I was?
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
am so supportive of it and i think that you should love whatever you want i know what you're about to say you're about to say something controversial oh no again i love that people love wicked i'm so excited for that I'm so pumped for them. I love that they're getting all their outfits. I love that they're going.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Oh, like each episode is a different situation.
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for stuff they didn't do going to jail because their ex um do you know that that's one thing that like in my childhood that i was really afraid of in my adulthood like i thought people were gonna be out here framing each other way more often like i was really scared of being framed you know why because it was really easy that it used to frame people because they didn't have dna
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I just feel like people don't talk about, like, there had to have been, like, a lot of fleeing. Like, if someone in Salem was like, you're a witch, I'd be like, okay, now I'm out. See ya. Going to the next town.
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Yeah. It's like, I didn't want to journey right now. And I have to journey. Yeah.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
No, could you just like go to a different state and change your name and no one would ever know? Yeah, that sounds fucking amazing.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I mean, we almost did it in Toronto this weekend. I literally almost stayed. I freaking love Toronto.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Here's the thing. I respect all of your states and where everyone is from. That doesn't mean I'm not allowed to have my own opinions. I was booed in the middle in the Midwest at multiple shows and I stuck by my statements at each show.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
So here's one thing. I'm not a fair weather. Like, you can't just sway my opinion and you think I'm going to go with your group. Like, I will stand on my own if I need to stand on my own. And something that I am standing 10 toes down on is.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Cheese curds. I said that cheese curds were basically a mozzarella stick in a different form. And people were...
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
My thing with Chicago pizza, if I need a fork and knife, I gotta go. Gotta go. To me, pizza is an on-the-go meal. And also, if it's not foldable, it's cake. I didn't ask for a dish with my pizza. It's pizza cake. And and I'm allowed to have that opinion and and other people are allowed to love Chicago Deep Dish. It's not for me particularly.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I love that they're expressing themselves freely on social media in a way that they see fit for their particular lifestyle. Me, on the other hand, no amount of musical theater can heal the world. Can spark such joy in me
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
One girl was like, I love, I love when you do your documentary stuff because here's the thing, bitch, I'm not watching it. Why the fuck would I watch it when my other half has already watched it, dissected it, put it in MLA format and is going to give it to me.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
You're not dropping it. Yeah. That's how I feel about talking about Grey's Anatomy. It's history. It's her story. And I'm not living in your reality. Like in my reality, I'm on season 13 and all the main best people already died. So cut your freaking losses.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
No, has zero interest in it. And I'm I love having a show that I know that there's 21 seasons that no one's bothering me about. I can skip whatever episodes I want to skip. Sometimes there's a musical episode. And you know what I say? Absolutely fucking not. Next episode. I don't care what even happened on that one.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
If you're singing about it, it obviously wasn't that traumatic or serious or a part of the plot line. So see ya.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
something about network tv doing a musical episode what did you guys run out of ideas are you on holiday like get your shit together how mad were you about glee never watched it never watched a single second of it want to know something crazy craig's favorite show in high school i said you have problems can craig sing you know what he's actually not bad I'm surprised he doesn't sing more.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I'm surprised he doesn't have a cover band. Now, Hannah, do not manifest insane debauchery in my personal life because now you're directly coming for Craig. If something like that were to arise, I would be in Europe with a new name. Charleston 5.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Des can actually sing, too. But he doesn't... Here's the thing. You can't tell them. Like, I've never commented on Craig singing, so, like, and if I did, you're opening a whole can of worms for me that I am not ready to deal with.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
If I were to bring a man back to my apartment and push my interest onto him, you think he's going to stand in my closet and try an outfit on that I've been waiting to picture on a human? But I just don't have enough energy to put it on myself. I'm like, hey, what are your sizes again?
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
What do you think about this? I'm like, wait. I'm having a creative vision and I feel like this skirt actually warrants like a different top.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Here's the thing. I am up on UPS tracking right now waiting to see if any of my outfits fucking come in. I'm waiting too. If they all come in, I think there's only like one that I'm like iffy about, but...
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Now, as a self-reflective person, I would like to see myself as I thought that I said, is this just me?
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
having group mentality and hating on something that other people hate on and like if it was a different a different genre a different situation and people were hating on me for loving something i would say go fuck yourself but here's the thing at 16 years old my mom planned a beautiful sweet 16 for me she got all my friends inside of a limousine she that drove us down to new york city we went to lunch at serendipity we got the frozen hot chocolate i loved my outfit
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
we then went to see the play wicked with the original cast mind you like we went all out hannah i took one of the longest naps in the history of my napping career didn't see a single second of it okay or was it was where the noise is so calming the singing was so peaceful and it just blurred you to the deepest rem sleep you've ever had I actually felt bad for my mom.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
And my mom was like, oh, like, I don't care at all, Paige. Like, you had a great time with your friends. And then my grandma, my mom's mom, also dead asleep. So it's genetic. So it's genetic.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Wasn't even brought to the dinner table. And that's a family that I would marry into.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I'm for sure going to watch it on my couch. I'm going to throw it on and see what the hype is about.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I'm going to say I'm probably going to come back to a podcast and episode and be like, I loved it. It was a great movie. But that is as far as I know I'll ever take it. Yes. Yes. You know?
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Yeah, it's just, it's not, it's not something I've ever been into. But I love, look, and I love Ariana Grande. When she came out and said on the podcast, Las Culturistas, which is such a hilarious podcast.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
that her fans were gonna be mad because she wants to go like more into acting and like doing impressions and stuff like that I was so happy I was like yes I think that's so I don't need another pop star I think you like did what you needed to do in well life is about change and evolving music theater theater you love it yes well you know what it is a great day for musical theater kids and again we support musical theater kids
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I support all the musical theater kids. I wish when I was a young child, I found that niche of something else.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Yeah. Oh, bad play on words. Absolutely. Absolutely not. Does it need a little ditty? That's terrifying in 2024. Yeah. Sorry to bring the mood down from musical theater.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Do you like the fashion of the premieres of Wicked? You know, I was really hoping you weren't going to ask me that question because you put me in an uncomfortable position.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Did you just have a stroke? Sorry, I'm trying to get my voice in tune. I'm actually going to be singing.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
No, it's part of our show. Hannah breaks out into song. You are a musical theater kid at Giggly Squad Live. You break out into dance and song.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I don't know how you do it. We were at one show, and a girl got up and said, it's my best friend's birthday. Will you sing happy birthday to her?
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
No, and that's why you're my best friend, because I was like, Hannah will pop out with something.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
And I said, oh, OK, fine. If you don't believe her, you should see her getting on a plane the next morning, not being able to walk because her lower back is fucked because she keeps doing the worm.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Here's one thing I will say when there's a movie premiering and they're like very much in the character of that movie throughout their fashion of the press junket. I love it. I love that they like stay on theme. I loved Margot Robbie, like doing all the Barbie outfits. I thought it was just like fun. Like when else are you going to be able to wear those kinds of kinds of outfits?
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
So I'm so into both of the leads leaning into their characters in a fashion sense. Do I think some of it could have been like a little bit more interesting to look at? Yeah, but who doesn't have an opinion?
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Sometimes the phrase, come on, give me nothing comes to mind, but who am I to judge? Who am I to judge? I'm barely afloat. Do you know what it is? I'm barely keeping it going.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Sometimes. I have loved Ariana Grande for so long. I've always thought she's an incredible singer.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
Let's acknowledge that she is hilarious.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
And I know we make a lot of jokes about blondes sometimes on this podcast, but there's just some things that only a blonde can do, like a gorgeous drop-dead blonde. And I just think Ariana is better suited as a brunette.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I have not. Neither has not come across.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
So it's like, so kind of like a little Carrie Brad, like add a little pop of Carrie.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
that's a new trend so it's basically like you're looking like you just you threw on all these layers and your scarf is falling off and your hat's falling who the fuck is coming up with these i'm done i'm done now i've hit my limit i think it's ai no i think it's ai it's not i'm not doing a new persona every time someone's having some identity problems and they're projecting this is the projecting episode
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
I mean, here's I will say in from a style standpoint, as I get older, I feel like I do lean. I love a trend. I do love like trying certain things and like Giggly Squad Live is actually a perfect place for like where I'm like, where will I ever wear this? OK, I'll wear it to Giggly Squad.
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Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection
But in my everyday life, I've just I've started to feel like I've I've leaned more classic style because I'm on trend overload. Yes. Like I like I can't do it anymore.
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Hello my glossy gigglers. This is a very special episode of Giggly Squad. We've never done this before.
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I do have frizzy hair a lot. Yeah. So after like a Pilates where my hair is just like kind of crazy and I have to go into a meeting, I do love using Tresemme lamellar gloss and I just put it on the ends and it just makes everything look like crazy. Looks chic. Yeah.
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You get ahead of it. Be proactive. Be a woman in STEM. And it really does work. Wait, we're such women in STEM right now. Yeah, we're scientists. Yeah. So every night I'm using the TRESemmé shampoo conditioner. And honestly, I feel like it just helps me be cleaner.
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super fun idea love you girls thanks for um making me giggle my question is like to what degree do you think is an okay amount for a man to
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Bonus Giggly Gloss Hotline
my god so break up with him if he loved you he would have said it first okay i did date this guy once who like two months in i was jumping into an uber and he goes love you goodbye and i was like knew it and then he texted me he was like oh my god so embarrassing like that was totally by accident and i was like it's okay and it was by accident
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yeah and then like we never had like a real well did you continue dating we definitely did but i don't know if we like continued doing it because he had intimacy issues for sure and so did i um but he would like accidentally say it all the time do you think that's his subconscious or he just it's like saying love you mom oh no i called you mom yeah bye mom
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Yeah, it's also though like literal love bombing sometimes. Literal. I do love a guy that waits a couple weeks.
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Bonus Giggly Gloss Hotline
Would you ever say I love you first? I don't think I have the confidence. Oh, God, no. I don't have it in me. No, I don't have it in me. I couldn't, I mean, the confidence this girl has to not only have that happen to her, but then be like, I went to four funerals and he still, I love how he gave her an accent. I would never say it first.
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Bonus Giggly Gloss Hotline
Like, love is such a, everyone is such different. What is love? And it's the age-old question.
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Bonus Giggly Gloss Hotline
What is love? And that's what we hit a day to find out. Let's start from the beginning. Why are we immediately NPR? We want to be NPR so bad. They'd never have us. They'd never acknowledge us. Now we have a new goal. We manifested. They go, someone got an email wrong and the Giggly Squad is now here at NPR. Thank you so much for giggling.
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She's like, I'm in debt. I've been donating hundreds of thousands.
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Bonus Giggly Gloss Hotline
I don't know. I'm being silly now. Okay. When the guys say love, like he, I don't know what he means by it, but it's like, I'll match it. Whatever it is, I'll match it. But I'm not falling in love for someone who hasn't already fallen in love with me. That's dangerous behavior. Yeah. Okay. So our advice is break up.
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Bonus Giggly Gloss Hotline
We love partnering with Tresemme and especially their lamellar gloss because being glossy and a glossy giggler means confidence. It means feeling yourself. It's giving 1-800-GLOSSY. No, I love that. And you have to say it like this, glossy.
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This was an extra special episode. Thank you to the Glossy Gigglers who hit up the Giggly Hotline. Tell us if we should do it again. We'll make the episode longer. We just wanted to dabble. Trez is listening. Thanks, guys.
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It's a spectrum and we all know one side of the spectrum is when you catch your husband sucking on his mom's teat on his wedding day. Yeah. Which you told me that story. What a story that was. Yeah. You guys have never heard this story? You guys don't see the news? You don't watch the news? You don't watch... You've never gone through a newspaper before?
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Then there's the, he hates his mom, and when she calls, he tells her to shut up. Where do we want a guy to be?
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You're so Italian. No, I think I like would like once or twice a week for a man. I'm speaking to my mom every day.
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Yeah, she can text him whenever. A lot of drama comes from parent-in-laws. Yeah. And having sometimes- Parent-in-laws. Mother or father-in-laws. But I guess what happens is the mother is like, that's my son. And then when the wife comes in, the mom doesn't always want to give boundaries because she's like, that's still my son.
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Where the wife is like, no, now we have our family and he has to be there for our family and he can't be there for you the way he used to be because he's an adult now. And I do think in the Italian culture, it's a little different where it's like, we're family. We're always family. You do what your mom needs to do.
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What if the mom is fucking great and he has a very healthy relationship to her, but then you have something you really want to do, but he's like, no, my mom wants to do this and I'm going to go with her. How do you feel?
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I do think that sometimes there's power struggles. However, I do think in a relationship, the wife's mother gets everything she wants. You know what I mean? Because it's like I had a baby. The mom is taking care of it. We do whatever we want. But the husband's mom doesn't have the same rights. Correct.
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Anyway, this episode is presented by Tressa Mae, LaMeller, Gloss, and Acast Creative. Thank you, guys. It's our first time doing this. We have asked the gigglers to submit questions, and we want to hear your voices. Because guess what? We're sick of ours. Yeah. We've heard enough. If I have to hear my own voice or your voice... So you guys have submitted any kind of question to us.
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We don't do that here. You stick to your jokes. What if she liked to dress and the... I don't know the name of any of these moms. The mother-in-law. My future mother-in-law. She goes, it looks a little slutty. Yeah, I'd be like, It's a little too much cleavage.
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Let me say something that in my dream solves everything. My favorite thing in the world. was becoming best friends with my man's mom and then turning her against him. Yeah. And then we are a unit. Yeah. And we're unbreakable. Yeah. And it's like, I have your mom now. Yeah. What are you going to do about it? Wait till I tell your mom. Wait.
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The second you look at her eyes and you're like, has he always been like this? And she's like, yes, I would leave him if I could, but I'm his mother. And I'm like, girl, I know. Like we are bonded. And then if I ever leave him, she brings me up every single week.
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I mean, hot take and Julia Fox would agree. My thing is I don't feel more attractive if a man like looks at me on the street. Men would fuck warm bread pudding.
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It's not a compliment to me if a guy thinks I'm hot. That's nice. That's not going to feed my soul. Right. And I think you should dress what makes you feel confident because I've also seen girls dress for the male gaze and you can tell they're uncomfortable and they can't walk in their heels and they regret it because their feet hurt.
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Yeah. I think the word is like, yeah, you want to feel sexy. And I actually, my hair, that's why I wear it down. I think my hair is where I feel sexy. And then I can wear, dress literally like. A boy. A little boy. Yeah. And I love that. But I also think if a guy really likes you, he's not going to not want to be with you because like your outfit one day isn't.
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I also think that beauty standards change so much over time. So at the end of the day, do what makes you feel sexy and confident because eyebrows are different every year. Makeup is different.
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Well, I feel like everything's nostalgic and I want to feel like we're on live radio again. You know, New York City wouldn't be like, hey, this is Joe. The Mets suck. Did we all grow up with that?
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Yes, it's lip liner. Yeah. I actually newly came across lip liner. And I'm newly obsessed with it as of the last couple years. I used to just wear... A lip gloss. Or just a lipstick. Like a grandma. Yeah. I used to just throw on a lipstick. And then like 10 minutes into the day... Just put your lipstick on and pull yourself up by your big straps. Put a lipstick on a pig. What's it called?
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Wrong quote. I just put lipstick on, look in the mirror, be like, perfect. And then get to work, drink one coffee, lipstick's gone the whole day. I don't have anything on my lip, but I think I do. I don't mean to sound cunty. Okay. Is it foundation? No.
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That's just sometimes. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. There's only a couple things left. What, a blush? No. Eyebrow pencil? Yes. You already have the darkest eyebrows. You do not need an eyebrow pencil. I need an eyebrow. No, you don't.
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This is our cross to bear. This is actually our cross to bear. This is actually coming across our desk.
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We're just speaking in general. You guys are really tired. We're speaking just general sayings that have no meaning. Anytime we sound stupid, you say, pardon us, we're tired. You've been tired since 1992. We're idiots. Okay. And this is based on my hair, my experience. As a greasy, greasy. This is what works for you. This is what works for me. I'm not a doctor.
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No one thought I was, but just emphasizing that. I think that I never have acne because I wash – I have a shower every night. When I don't shower, my hair is so oily. It gets on my – I get it all here. Showering, like, keeps my skin clear and doing my hair. Yeah, and also it's good for the demons. You wash the demons away.
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But some girls, their hair texture, they could get a blowout and they're good for a week or two. Yes. I'm not one of them. My hair is slicked to my eyebrow. Yeah. And you wash every day.
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Giggling about the wnba, Daphne, and no nail summer
Stopp. Dein Partner hat mit seiner Kollegin geschlafen, sie hat eine offene Beziehung vorgeschlagen an seinem Geburtstag.
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In unserem Podcast 230er sprechen wir über die Tabus, über die sonst keiner redet. Echte Geschichten, echte Dramen und dabei nehmen wir kein Blatt vor den Mund.
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230er, unser Lifestyle- und Beziehungspodcast, den du nicht mit deinem Partner hören solltest oder vielleicht gerade doch. Jetzt reinhören, überall wo es Podcasts gibt. Jeden Donnerstag eine neue Folge.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Hello, my grand gigglers. Oh, how fancy. We're having fun with character acting.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
And that's self-control and that's boundaries and that's self-control.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
i do have to say this is a random thought but about children um i've never both your dad and your brother's name is gary i've never seen a baby named gary
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It's just where are all the there's adult Gary's, but I've never seen a toddler Gary where it's like, hi, little Gary. Like, it's not a thing. It's like Greg. You've never seen a baby named Greg. No, no, that's so true. Honestly. Yeah. It's funny, my brother and my dad have the same name too, Dan. But my dad was Danny and my brother was Daniel. What did you guys do? Gary Jr. ?
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I know because it's like we can't get the last name. Can we get the first name at least? Right.
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Are women even allowed to talk in 2025? It's so crazy. I wore the sorry I'm on voice rest sweatshirt and I've worn it before at the airport because it's like my favorite sweatshirt. I am getting bad luck this trip. The second I got to the airport.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
No, a guy just is like, what does your sweatshirt say? And I'm like, oh no. And then they read it and they go, oh, are you on voice rest? And I'm like, this conversation is like 10 minutes too long already. Like you're just like, shh. And then like I got on a flight and someone stopped me. What is your switch?
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
And because it's like a sentence, they like look at you for like, it feels like three minutes too long.
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And I was like, do I have to flip this sweatshirt inside out? Because I'm getting like harassed.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
What are you searching on your phone?
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Okay. And normally I defend Taylor. But what I will say is Taylor Swift herself does not want that title. Taylor Swift is like, I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm interesting. I've never tried to be a fashionista. Why are they trying to put that on her? Mm hmm.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
You're like my dad when he sees a tall person who never played basketball and you're like, you had so much potential.
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oh i hate it i hate it i'm like no one wants to work these days no one wants to work these days but not to defend taylor because i want to have my career um with i at least think she she likes her outfit like she's wearing and that's all that matters And she's surrounded by yes people clearly. Like they're like, yes, this red lipstick should never come off you forever because you like it.
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And if she likes it, I'm happy. I don't like when you could tell a celeb feels uncomfortable in it and looks bad. Like that's my biggest pet peeve. Because sometimes you guys hate on celebrities. And I'm like, you know, she got in a fight with her stylist. And the stylist is like, I swear this is going to work. And then she walks out and just got attacked.
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And the thing that's annoying with Taylor is that she has the body of a model. Model body. Model face. I can't pull off a hat. And it's a choice when you know all the cameras are going to be on you to be like, I want to wear my condom hat tonight.
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You know, some people make comments, obviously, when I I don't not brush. OK, sometimes I don't brush my hair. It's just that I air dry it. So it looks crazy. And then if you don't wake up with the back of your hair going straight up, you don't have a good sleep. So it's giving haters like it's giving like your jelly that like I had like four hours of REM last night and you didn't.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Yes, she's always wearing a blazer, right?
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Yes, you describe your style in three words or something, yes.
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like switch it up and like what her vibe is because you know there's those girls that's like all they wear is the row and like that's like very tailored where give me a give me something quirky i do appreciate a risk obviously we both love a watch choker do you want to explain yourself because people were very worried that i was i'd kidnapped you and i put a gun to your head and made you wear a watch choker
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Oh, no, that makes me so happy. And then Grace posted breaking news. Watch chokers now page and Hannah coded. So all the pages started freaking out, freaking out, freaking out. But look, we got to keep them on their toes.
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Have you ever ordered clothes online that took like really long by the time that it arrives? You're like, I have no idea who that girl was. Yeah, absolutely. What did I see? Like what was trending during that time?
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How do you know your nervous system is regulated? Because I don't think I've ever it's ever since I came out of the home. I came out like unregulated.
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Wait, now I'm going to cry again because like that's all I wanted to hear for like so long.
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no stay find your alignment i have no advice us weekly i have no advice okay do you know what woke me up this morning not to brag but my period stop i okay i did eat a whole charcuterie board to myself last night which i think is illegal you think that the dairy brought it on Well, I was starving after the show, so I'm like, I'll have a snack and get a charcuterie board.
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So if you see my hair standing straight up in the back, just know she's well rested.
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But when you're alone, I'm going to finish it.
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Yeah, so I finished it. And then at like 8 a.m., my stomach was fucking killing me. And I'm like... I didn't take a lactate, but still it's never happened. I eat like that most nights. And then you woke up with just like a crime scene, a crime scene. But also then I do. I am one of those girls that they say God chose me because I only have three day periods.
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But they're like the first two days are like I'm out of commission.
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no i'm like okay i just popped an ovary well the problem with the big ones even if you get them in eventually they'll get all wet and start trying to come out like and then start turtling and that is the most painful feeling in the world no have you ever like had to stick it back up like with your finger and you're just like okay yeah and then if you're wearing gel x then it's like okay well now i have a red french yes wait speaking of vaginas oh we do love a segway
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Oh, wait, that's huge. Huge. What made you make that decision?
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now i'm like oh so now it's different i'm like i i need it as like a security i think but it it is like making me relax a little bit though knowing no 100 it's like a mental health thing too i know though like people have said like you you don't feel like yourself during it because you are injecting yourself with hormones
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That's like when you're doing your own like fake tan. Do you do your back?
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I feel like sometimes we'll be like, let's wait to talk about it on Giggly. And sometimes I feel like I ask you questions because I want to know your honest answer in front of the gigglers.
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Oh, I love that. I have this new hobby where when I look for clothes, it stresses me out. But if I see something I think Paige is going to like, I send it to her. So like I like to feel like I'm shopping for someone who has long legs.
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What are your reactions? Honestly.
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When I just I'm sending you stuff I want you to buy.
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I do send you a lot of vintage risks that I don't think you'd consider, but I'm just trying to broaden your horizon. But like, I feel like I could style you.
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I don't think I do. I think it's because I'm waiting. I don't need it for the winter and I'm not a farmer. Yeah.
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I don't have cows, but I need a milk. It's funny because in the Midwest, that's just like everyone has a... That's just a jacket. Like every dad has it.
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I finally bought expensive jeans and they're like crazy expensive. But like I was like, I, I realized some jeans look bad on me because they're literally $45. I bought a gold barrel jeans. Okay. And they're fucking great. I highly recommend. They were like 200 something ish.
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Okay, so that's our... Sam's Club was our Costco. Sierra Post, hey, I want to get something from Costco. Does anyone have a card? I don't know if this is illegal, but I was like, girl, I got you. Yeah. And then my Nana has had to get ear... What is it called? For her to hear better? A hearing aid. You can get those at Costco? You can get them at Costco. Shout out Costco. They were amazing.
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They got her like... really great ones she walked around the store and i think your nana asked my dad if he wanted to try it at giggly radio city well yeah my nana was like if you do it i'll do it and apparently she was like try my hearing aid he was like i can't apparently like 10 years ago it was really clunky and big and the technology's gotten really good in nana you guys wow
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Nana's going to get hearing aids finally. And it was actually, she writes a lot on Instagram and she told me she likes to write a lot because she has trouble hearing and she feels connected with her community on Instagram because she could hear everyone. No, I'm crying. I can't like, I'm, I'm on my period.
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I also, okay, wait, kind of a big deal, but like it's such a big deal, but also not a big deal at all.
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Yeah, like, have you ever gotten a table at Costco?
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As you guys know, I'm a grandma, so I don't know what's going on in the city, but I've seen all these TikToks of girls just being like, if you're going to go out and you don't want to be at the club, like, you have to go to a members club where they have dinner. Yeah.
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what's your opinion of all these member clubs popping up is it worth it are all of them equal is it the vibe as someone who has a pulse on the scene in new york city of cool people what's your take
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It's the least important huge deal. So Des and I have been like auditioning a little bit for stuff and he had like an audition and I was giving my two cents as his wife and manager has his wife a juror. And he was like, why don't, why don't you talk to me when you get one call back? Like maybe one call back. And I was like, okay, first of all, who knows?
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It gives me anxiety too that I have too many subscriptions going on that I'm not going to use.
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So just long story short, just make friends with someone who's a member. Yeah. Okay. Like it's like the friend with the boat.
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Yeah. OK, I feel like I understand it more.
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Are you excited about the Oscars? Do you have any opinions about the Oscars? For whatever reason, I'm so excited this year.
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I could be getting callback for all these auditions I did the last couple months. They're sifting through. It takes time.
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do you know what i hate ones because they do well in the blocks office it makes it like less artsy for some reason when it's like no this movie was art can i tell you why i'm really rooting for wicked even though i didn't watch it and you didn't yeah you didn't support it i didn't support you publicly were like this is not something i stand for you denounced it you're so
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Also, they probably saw it and were like, wow, that was a lot to take in. I need to process that. And they're probably like, star her. We have another project for her that would be perfect. They were like, wait, I have a much bigger role in mind. So I was like, that's not even the case. And he's like, you'll know pretty quickly. And I was like, that's made up.
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Cynthia Erivo was being thrown across a room while hitting a note while keeping her face looking decent. I can't even do that while jogging. Yeah.
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But there was there is drama going around with A.I. Have you heard about that?
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The Brutalist with Adrian Brody, which is supposed to be incredible. They found out they used AI to make his accent, his Hungarian accent better. No way. And then apparently in Amelia Perez.
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I've heard people obsessed with it and people like so mad about the amount of nominations.
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yes so they're saying that one of the actresses to hit the one who got nominated for everything um to hit some of the high notes they used AI and they were like how could she win over Cynthia when Cynthia hit the notes while flying so there's drama but it hasn't been confirmed so I don't want to spread I think it was confirmed um
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also i'm back on my challengers bullshit please please elaborate look i saw i was nominated in the golden globes and i did not say anything negative i said yeah i support women in the arts like it's it was for the like music in the background i'm like maybe you protected your own piece you protected it's none of my business it's none of my business my business
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Maybe it was when I was on the airplane watching. The music didn't hit how it did in the theater. Did it make any fucking sense? No, but it's not for me. It's not my business. Yeah. But then it didn't get nominated for an Oscar. And then Andy Murray, who's like one of the best tennis players who ever lived, a clip popped up because my algorithm knows me where he was like...
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as a tennis player this movie was like almost disrespectful like bonkers like this made no sense to me i don't know what it was and he goes maybe i it's like artsy and that's good but like as a professional tennis player this missed the mark was insulting i love an artsy thing that misses the mark but not when also the care i'm still yeah i'm back on my bullshit
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So he literally that day was like, talk to me when you get a call back. But that's, you know, that's our humor. That's a little negging. So I get a call back, but I didn't know it was a call back because it said like directors, like they called it something different. So in the email, I thought I was just like having to meet with like a director for like a coffee or something.
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when the characters have they're like if you know what it actually is my business there's no character development you're not rooting for any of them no i didn't know what happened the whole time if i want to watch house music i'll watch house music i don't watch bad acting with bad storyline over it and yes am i never going to get hired in a role with lucas gualdano no and you know what it's i can't even get a little role so i'm fine with that
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You can't get a call back. I'm back on my bullshit. But challengers did not get nominated. And I said, it might be my fault because I spoke out.
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Also, the whole movie is baiting. It's gay baiting. It's threesome baiting. It's players can play tennis baiting. No one actually did what they advertised the movie was going to do.
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But also what I would say is she can do so many things. Why pick the one thing that she can't do?
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Yeah. like i want to see her dance i want to see her sing i want to see her if she had a concert i would go to it is there a new molly may episode out i don't know i think there might do you know what i'm watching tell me severance Hannah, you started from season one. I, okay. So I watched season one a while ago.
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It comes out and we start playing the next season and immediately I'm like, Des, pause. I go, I have no fucking clue what's going on.
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He looks at me, he goes, you don't remember? And I'm like, no. Not for a second. No.
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I love things that are like a different kind of otherworldly make you think complicated.
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we've never seen a show like this and it's so crazy that like nothing could happen and you still have so many conspiracies about what's gonna happen like it's not one of those movies where they just show you it like we're learning every episode more about this world that we're so confused about i love that they keep it secretive but anyway do not feel ashamed re-watch season one of severance so you get back in the groove i haven't watched episode two yet but des says it's like amazing and ben stiller directed it i didn't know that
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And they were like, no, it's a call back. So I called Des and I was like, go fuck yourself. But I get this call back. I'm so excited.
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for two roles love it an assistant and like a marketing assistant in this thing and like when i tell you it was like less than two lines less than two lines and i'm trying to memorize it but you know when it's like you almost wish it was more lines because it would help you try hard it's like when you're late somewhere because you're so close
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And I do have to say with the casting, what's his name? Adam Scott. who I knew from Step Brothers as the asshole brother.
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And he's a genius. Apparently, Ben Stiller was like, this is what I want to do. Apple TV. We have to hire this guy, Mark Scott, who apparent isn't Mark Adam Scott. And they were like, what's he up to right now? And he wasn't really up to anything. And they were like, can we get someone bigger? And Ben Stiller was like, no, I want him. And they were like, well, he has to audition.
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And Ben Stiller called him. I was like, hey, I'm so embarrassed. But like, you have to audition for this. He came in.
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I keep asking actors I know and I don't know a lot, but everyone I've asked like for advice about auditioning, they were like, I haven't auditioned in four years. And you're like, what?
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I guess a lot of the time like they'll write something around you or they'll be like, oh, this is so this is so I can't think of one actress.
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yeah like didn't actually denzel just like said a thing he was like i haven't auditioned in 40 years or something what's your take on this which i saw on tiktok they said um someone goes i'm sick of in all these what are those things you like to watch that are like different time periods period pieces period pieces people with botox and fillers can't be in a period piece if you have botox and fillers in your face i don't want to see you in oppenheimer i don't want to see you in gladiator i don't want to see you on bridge
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get out of gilded age if you have your lips done it's not for me honey no i stand by it i stand by it no matter the makeup the hair the anything the filler just like comes out it's like you're from 2025 get out of here that's why nicole kidman just plays like stuck up business women who are getting paid really well and her filler looks fucking amazing for the role well
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I think you can pay for it on like Amazon Prime or something. I need to watch Baby Girl. I watched Onora, which I liked.
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You guys, we have so much homework. We have so much homework.
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No, truly. Side note. When I saw Lady Gaga and A Star is Born, the filler distracted me because I wanted more expressions.
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Like, what the fuck are you talking about? I feel like I told this story before, but a while ago I need to tell it. One of my ex-boyfriends, he took me to a play, a Broadway play. And the whole time he was like, I know what's going to happen. I know what's going to happen. And I was just enjoying the play. I'm like, OK, like he's he was like smart. So I'm like, OK, maybe he knows something.
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I don't know. And then during halftime, halftime, this is a sports podcast. And don't you forget it during halftime. He looks at me. I'm like, okay, what, what is so obvious it's going to happen. And he goes, he's going to kill himself.
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and i was like i thought this was a comedy like i was enjoying it so the whole time tell me that he doesn't the guy never killed himself so the whole time i'm watching this play of this guy being so sad like oh my god he's gonna die this is the last scene of him he's gonna never killed himself i look over at him after i'm like you sick depressing fuck you're like hey can i talk to you for a second i think you need therapy that was dark you guys
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This is crazy. I do feel like that's a psychological test to watch half a movie and ask everyone how they think it's going to end. And you'll learn a lot about a person.
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So, if anyone needs their futures read, my DMs are open.
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You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.
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Then the auditions in New Jersey.
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So I have to like drive to New Jersey. Oh, who's calling me? Oh, my husband. He knew we were talking about him. He knew. Mom is working. Okay. Okay. So I get there. Oh, yeah. And the end of it, they said, like, you could do a one minute improv on your character. So I was like, that's where I'm going to shine.
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that's just me living life that's me at a starbucks in the morning i'm like can i improv for you for one minute that's all i want to do is improv for one minute get out that's longer than one minute i'm gonna lose you you know what i mean no picturing you at starbucks being like i have a bit i want to see if you think this is funny give me one minute that's all i do
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But the funny thing is, I literally fuck up the first line, which is so funny. But I get it back. Also, I did take a beta block. Because you must. You must. Also, this is the day after Radio City, mind you. You're a masochist. So I went from playing Radio City to going to New Jersey, waiting two hours. So I do my lines. And they were like, thank you. And I look at them and I go...
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wait do you want to see my improv because in the audition they were like no no and the guy was like oh did you prepare an improv for this two line character and i was like yes i actually came up with a whole background her mom her mom was you know she has a tough relationship with her mom of course and i i came up with a whole world of this assistant and i love
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I was like, should I look at the camera? And they were like, we don't care where you look. It doesn't matter. I'm like, bitch, if I were to come all the way to New Jersey, which is cross country at this point. Truly.
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I've been trying their white noise and sleep sounds, which helps me fall asleep faster and sleep better because it quiets all the chaotic voices in my head.
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however i did see a tiktok saying that when you shop you should unless you're you you should try to avoid shopping for like the idea of you or like aspirational versions of you because like you're never gonna wear that those clothes like i shop like i'm someone different like i'm like oh if i wore so it's like try to shop for the person you are in that moment
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Speaking of depression, we have a problem. What? We got an email last week saying we have to record our audio book. Oh. And you responded, great. And I was like, you can't read.
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Grace had to cut out all of your coughs. And those were like... Deep. Deep. They were coming from like a dark place in your soul.
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That's not my business. I'm like, why would the algorithm ever show me that? That has nothing to do with me.
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She did what? No, I see something. I forget. You're my best friend.
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But I do like to see like people's lenses of how they describe something like even like that article, like what page was doing behind the scenes on Radio City. I was like, what did we do? And I clicked it and I said, romanticize it for me because I'm pretty sure we were, you know, just scared.
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I do have to say I never hate myself more than the way I sound.
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in a quote on an article because there's no tone and every now and then i'll see a sentence and it's in quotes which i said and i'm just like i sound like just i don't know that girl stupid i sound uneducated yeah if they put all the likes in it i'm like oh why did you do that and sarcasm doesn't doesn't work it doesn't hit i learned that though in a people article way back when
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when they were like asking me about my husband she was like you're with someone who's in his 40s like what is that like and I was like Every day I'm afraid he's going to die. And the headline was like, Hannah afraid her husband's going to die. And then we got a prenup.
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And things have been pretty good so far. We have to get this audio book figured out though because one, I feel like the girls are like the audio book is going to be. No, we have to do it. And we have to put our all into it. Like we have to speak every sentence from our hearts. But like. Mm-hmm. Do you think you can read off a page and like not fuck it up?
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Oh, so you might actually thrive in this environment.
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Like, whenever you see those behind the scenes, like, famous people acting it out, you're like, I want that to be me.
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If one day we get older and we have kids, should we make a cartoon called Little Giggly Girls? And it's us running around somewhere.
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That the moms will know all the little inside jokes that we're doing for the moms. Yes. Yes.
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So this is, I'm so happy you brought this up because I've been, I've been so terrified because standup comedy is a male dominated field. And like, while my, my career is gaining momentum, my eggs are losing momentum. And I'm competing with these fucking men. And if I have kids, I'm afraid like I'm going to fall behind them.
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And then I was thinking about like other careers that I think women would dominate if like the last, you know, hundreds of years we weren't just like forced to procreate before we wanted to. mm-hmm first of all chefs chefs being it's giving it's giving like it doesn't make sense that not that it's so male dominated when so many women are amazing at cooking
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Period. We always talk about this, the FBI. You've never called your dad when you lost something. Never once. Not once. You're like, you know who will know where this is, who can find it? My dad. Never. Then there was the pilot stuff, which I'm not going to get into. Then I was thinking, why are we being suppressed? I'm just working out thoughts with you guys.
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I wrote down, I think men are worried about women being more successful than them. Not because they'll lose power, but because then men will have to start being hot.
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Just think about it. Most guys are ugly and they're like, oh shit, if girls make their own money, then I have to start going to Pilates.
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it's so cringy to me it's the men have the men have tried to like take our hot girl role it's like you don't belong in pilates get out if you're that hot i'm fine if you're not making money it's the guys who are not hot and not making money that it's like what are we bringing to the table don't get mad at us because we're bringing something to the table yeah but i am the table
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Manifest that shit.
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Wait, I love how she has to make eye contact during the pee.
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Es ist nur so, weil Mädchen nicht mehr verabschieden. Mädchen mussten so hart verabschieden, weil sie Geld brauchten.
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Oh, interessant. Like different charities and stuff.
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Ja. Everyone has it. I remember like asking my mom, this is probably like a couple years ago, like, oh my god, did you have postpartum like at all? Because I just, when I got my cat, I was like, oh, I'm gonna have postpartum. I was like, I don't... Because when I got Daphne, the first day I looked at her and I was like, I don't love you. I don't know you. You go, first of all, hello.
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First of all, hi, how are you? How was your day? Welcome to my home. And I remember asking my mom and she said, well, yeah, every, she was like, but we didn't call it that. She was like, everyone gets, and we called it the baby blues.
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Und ich war so, und was, sie war so, und dann ein Tag, es würde einfach weggehen.
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Baby Blue Blues. Nun, hast du, ich habe eine Frage. Hast du, ähm, viele Mädchen sagen auch, nachdem sie verheiratet sind, haben sie ein bisschen Depression. Hast du das durchgegangen?
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That kind of attention is not your vibe.
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Wait, calling someone's wedding just a party of look at the guy I'm fucking is.
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Ich hoffe, wir bleiben zusammen. Das ist alles, was ein Geburtstag ist. Hey, Vater, ich möchte, dass du formal mit dem Mann bist, der später innerhalb von mir sein wird.
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Die Leute sprechen nicht darüber, wie manchmal unsere Beziehung toxisch ist. Weil ich dich mehr liebe als glam.
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Das ist genau so, wie ich denke, dass Danny antworten würde.
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Er ist so, hier ist ein Nummer für eine Hotline. Du wirst es brauchen.
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It's gonna be me on estrogen. You're gonna be me on estrogen. That was crazy. I loved it.
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Vielleicht reagierst du besser darauf, weil du schon weißt, was diese Gefühle sind. Ich glaube, wenn man Postpartum hat, ist das das erste Mal, dass man diese Gefühle erlebt hat. Also ist es mehr so, was da los ist.
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Ich habe mit einer meiner Freundinnen gesprochen, die jetzt drei Kinder hat. Und sie war einfach so, nein, nachdem ich mein erstes Kind hatte, natürlich liebte ich mein Kind, wir haben versucht, ein Baby zu haben, das ist eine geplante Sache.
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Aber sie war so, ich hatte die größte Identitätskrise, weil sie war so, ich wusste nicht, ob ich zurückgehen würde, ich wusste nicht, ob ich es wollte, oder ob ich es nicht wollte. Ich liebte nicht wirklich Breastfeeding, all diese verschiedenen Dinge. Sie ist so, ich bin 200 Pound, ich war nie 200 Pound. Es war einfach all diese Sachen. Und ich bin einfach so, ja, ich...
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Aber ich denke für uns, weil wir warten, dass wir später in unseren 30ern Kinder haben, Ich denke, wir sind besser vorbereitet als unsere Voraussetzungen. Hat jemand ihnen gesagt, wenn sie 26 oder 27 waren, dass sie eine Identitätskrise haben werden? Ich denke, das Vorteil von Kindern in ihren 30er Jahren ist, dass sie etwas erreichen können.
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Warte, weißt du, wie viel Energie du bekommst? Wir können nie einen normalen Podcast starten. Wir haben so viele Dinge zu sprechen. Das wurde nicht diskutiert. Weißt du, wie viel Energie du gibst? Du gibst die Energie der Mädchen in der Middle School, die ihr ganzes Leben nur ein Ponytail gekriegt hat. Und dann kamen wir in der 9. Klasse und sie hat ihr Haar gedreht.
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At the same time, I do think that the biggest decision you make in your life is who you choose to marry. Ich fühle mich auch in der gleichen Weise wie bei einer Beziehung. Wenn ich für zehn Jahre in einer Beziehung bin und einen Tag erwache und ich sage, hey, dieser Kerl ist verdammt schlecht, ich nehme die Kinder, dann gehe ich. Das ist, was Pränups für sind und er wird sicherlich einen signen.
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Und alle waren so, oh mein Gott, hast du gesehen? Hannah hat ihr Haar gedreht. Und es ist wie ein Instant-Glow-Up. Und das bist du.
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Nein, wir haben noch nicht mal angefangen. Ich habe so viele Noten. Ja, ich sehe sie. Nichts, was Sinn macht. Warte, nur eine Note, die ich nur sagen möchte, bevor wir dazu kommen, weil das ist ein Sportpodcast. Ja. Hast du die Knicks gestern gespielt? Ich habe geweint. Ich meine, ich habe geschlafen.
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Ich bin geschlossen, Hannah. Ich bin geschlossen.
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Ich weiß nicht, was ich hier zu sagen habe. Sorry, how can I get you back? Tom Brady is the GOAT, like I don't know.
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So I like didn't know. Oh yeah, you didn't know. I like didn't know that the Knicks sucked.
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Wie kann das schlecht sein? Nein, wirklich. Ich habe gesagt, warte, wir sind in New York. Wie viele Jahre sind wir schlecht? Und er hat gesagt, 50.
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Ich werde für einen kleinen, kurzen Moment gebiased sein, weil ich in New York wohne. Wenn du ein Sport-Event hast, das in New York basiert, Es tut mir leid. Ich bin an anderen Sport-Eventen in anderen Städten gewesen. New Yorker Fans sind anders. Es ist einfach anders. Es ist eine andere Elektrizität. Es ist ein anderes Gefühl. Erinnerst du dich an das eine Mal, als wir im US Open waren?
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Und wer hat gewonnen? Es war eine junge Frau. War es Coco Gauff? Es könnte es gewesen sein. Ja. Vielleicht war es ihre erste US Open, in die sie ging. Etwas. Ich vergesse es nicht. Es könnte es sein. Aber ich erinnere mich auf das ganze Gebäude, das für diese junge Frau gebeten hat. Und ich dachte mir, das ist New York City. Ich liebe nur die New Yorker. Wir lieben den Chant.
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Aber nicht, um andere Staaten zu verteidigen.
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New York ist tatsächlich so griechisch. Wir haben drei von allem. Wir haben, sorry, wir wollen mehr.
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Ich habe eine Reservation, ja, ich habe eine Reservation, ich muss gehen.
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You're being a tourist in your own city.
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Wait, do you know something that I do behind your back that I don't think I've ever told you? Just the way you worded that.
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Ich mache etwas hinter deinem Hintergrund, wo ich natürlich, wenn ich in Plätzen ohne dich bin, finde ich Plätze, wo ich dich bringen kann. Ich finde kleine Kavioten und Gespräche, wo ich meinen Freund bringen kann.
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Für Hannah. Aber viele Tage bringen Leute dich zu mir. Und ich weiß nicht, mit wem ich spreche. Und ich weiß nicht, ob sie jemals von Giggly Squad gehört haben. Also sage ich manchmal, ich sage,
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mein best friend who i have a podcast with or sometimes i'll say oh my co-host where i do this thing with her but she's also my best friend so i introduce you in different ways but i don't think that you know that i talk about you being from new york as if i grew up in that town home with you like i'll make an emphasis and a point to tell people that you were born and raised in brooklyn
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Ich meine, auf irgendeinem Punkt, bin ich sicher. Aber ich habe eigentlich nur meine zehn Jahre gespielt. Ich weiß. Und die Leute sprechen darüber, aber nicht wirklich. Aber ich erinnere mich, als ich in New York gegangen bin, habe ich gedacht, wow, ich wundere mich, ob ich in meinem 10-jährigen Leben noch hier sein werde. Weil das ist, wenn du ein offizieller New Yorker wirst.
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Niemals, nicht einmal. Und das ist, warum du es gemacht hast? Weil du kein Plan B hattest. Willst du wissen, was mich für erfolgreich gemacht hat? Mein größter Angst war, wieder nach Hause zu gehen. Mein größter Schmerz war, meine Mutter anrufen zu müssen und zu sagen, ich kann nicht Geld verdienen. Ich kann es hier nicht verdienen. Ich kann nichts tun. Ich muss zurückkommen.
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Statue of Limitations hat... Aber ich muss sagen, es ist, weil es Zara ist.
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I'm like, I have to get out for a minute. Anywho, okay.
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Paul Mezcal stood as he got a 6-minute standing ovation. 6 minutes? Get your steps in while you're at it.
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I can't even run on the treadmill for 6 minutes. Nein, ich mache nichts für sechs Minuten.
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such a good question like it's basically like people don't want that's honestly no thank you no it's like how does it end because here's the thing if you're getting a time slot that's saturday morning people are up they're peppy they're cheery if you're getting you're getting the last time slot they're tired so you might only get a four minute also do they hire clappers we need a good press what if the movie sucks they just get four minutes
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You also needed a pair like that. And I feel like they come in handy for you a lot.
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Yeah, that was like me doing a good deed.
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Okay, talk about millennial Gen Z gap. Meine Assistentin heißt Josephine. In meinem Handy ist sie Jojo, weil es ist wie ihr... Sie hat das drin. Ich denke so. Ja. Alle ihrer Freunde nennen sie Jojo. Als ich sie zuerst kennengelernt habe, weil ich sie vor Jahren kennengelernt habe, habe ich sie als Josephine kennengelernt. Und sie hat nie gesagt, du kannst mich Jojo nennen.
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Du bist Josephine. Willst du wissen, was? Ich glaube, ihre Name ist so... Ich fühle mich wie eine Mutter. Aber deine Name ist so wunderschön. Und ich höre es nie. Ich höre nie jemanden namens Josephine hören. Ich glaube, sie wäre auch so süß wie Joey. Sie ist wunderschön. The girl, the woman, she's a woman. The woman takes ballet classes on Wednesday nights. Like she's just, she's so aesthetic.
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She's so cool. Like she keeps me, I'm like, does Gen Z thinks this is cool? And she keeps me like up to date.
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Nein, sie ist so süß. Ehrlich gesagt, alles, was wir hier tun, ist, Dress-Up zu spielen und zu präsentieren. Wir mussten einen Tag zu einem echten Meeting gehen. Und ich war so, Josephine, komm mit mir. Und sie kam und ich so, das ist wirklich das, was der Teufel mit Prada trägt. Wir tragen alle Tag Schmerzen. Josephine kommt in ihren literalen Pajamas. Und ich war so, wir spielen Cosplay.
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Das ist nicht so, wie ich meinen Mann denken möchte. Das ist seltsam, oder? Ich werde etwas sagen. Es gibt Lavender-Verheirat? Ich denke so. Denn wenn du zurück gehst zu 7th Heaven, wenn du es all the way zurück nimmst, gab es starke lesbische Vibes. Oh, ich wollte Justin Timberlake gay nennen. Nein, ich denke, es könnte sie sein. Wow.
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I think it might be her because I think this man has gotten caught maybe one or two times. Too many times. Too many times. Either embarrassing her with another woman or just like embarrassing her in general. Yeah. That I can't, I can't think that.
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Nein, sag einfach, dass du dich nicht verdammt. Na, das ist es. Es ist auch so, wie viele Leute es sind, nur in Beziehungen, weil sie so öffentlich sind, dass sie sagen, ich will mein Leben nicht ausbrechen und muss mit diesem massiven...
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divorce or all these like press like let's just chill and you do your own thing and i'll do my own thing and you understand each other yeah i like the amount of people that are probably in open relationships or separated and we just like don't know or lesbians i don't know
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If you are a man and you have a hankering for posting on the internet, for Instagram, I think you can do a post once every two months.
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des listening to this wait have you seen the trend on tick tock where it's like this is my current boyfriend yes i love that have you the funniest trend is happening right now have you seen men calling their guy friends to say good night okay do you want to know what this is a learning experience this is bigger than a trend that people are not no this is deep psychology
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Wenn du einer deiner Freundinnen angerufen hättest und gesagt hättest, hey, ich wollte dich einfach mal anrufen und dir sagen, ich liebe dich und ich vermisse dich. Jede und jeder würde sagen, oh, und ich liebe dich. Und wie geht es dir? Und wie geht es dir? Und wie geht es dir? Und wie geht es dir? Und wie geht es dir? Oder sie werden wütend. Sie sagen, was redest du?
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Sie können nicht mal mit ihrem eigenen Gender verbinden. Wie können wir sie auf nichts vertrauen? Ehrlich gesagt, ich habe ein Video von Jane Fonda gesehen, vor Jahren, und ich denke immer darüber nach, wo sie gesagt hat, dass Frauen sitzen und sich gegenseitig befassen. Und sie sprechen miteinander. Und Männer sitzen neben sich. Sie schauen sich nie wirklich an und fragen sie, wie sie es machen.
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Ja. Ich empfehle es nicht. Ich bin super dagegen. Aber hast du jemals einen Mann verheiratet? Und du fängst natürlich an, Sex mit ihnen zu haben. Und dann, nach ein paar Monaten, wird es mehr emotional oder du verliebst dich mehr mit ihnen oder was auch immer. Und dann fängst du an, Sex zu haben und du machst Augenkontakt.
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Während du Sex hast, war es so, als würde er dir was schreien, aber jetzt schaut er dich an und sagt es dir. Das ist das Einzige, was Männer tun. Wie oft haben wir uns geguckt und uns gesagt, was wir am tiefsten in unserem Geist fühlen? Hauptsächlich mich.
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Also wo lassen sie das aus? Ich bin für sie besorgt. Aber auch, hast du das ganze Ding gesehen, wie die Männer leidenschaftlich sind und es ist wie... Es ist unsere Gesellschaft und bla bla bla. Unsere Gesellschaft, wir leben in einer Patriarchie.
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Ihr habt das für euch selbst gemacht. Wir helfen euch nicht.
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Ich vergesse nicht, wenn ich mit den Gigglers bin, denke ich nicht daran, dass es eine Performance ist, obwohl es eine ist. Ich denke daran, ob meine Beta-Blogger funktionieren werden, ja oder nein. Das ist mehr ein Wissenschafts-Experiment für uns alle.
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You love putting me in situations to see like what I'll do.
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I think that he... Is going through something. Ich denke, dass er es gesagt hat, als ob es gut klingen würde, weil er es korrigiert hat. Ich habe mich verletzt. Ich korrigiere mich. Ich denke, die Leute kommen immer auf sie nach. Oh mein Gott, warum lebst du nicht? Dein Mann liebt dich nicht und bla bla bla. Das ist nicht es.
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Wo es einfach so ist, dass Dinge so über Hailey im Allgemeinen geknüpft werden, alles über sie. Ich weiß nicht, wie sie es manchmal macht. Aber wenn ich einen Nickel hätte, das ist, warum ich eine Karriere habe.
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Yeah, if I had a fucking nickel. So why women are acting and so mad at her, like they haven't experienced that at least five times their damn selves. Like, how about relate to her and be like, I feel bad for her instead of being like, you're stupid.
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Ich hatte mal einen Freund, der mich mit einer Frau verheiratet hatte. Ich kann mich jetzt nicht mehr erinnern, was ihre Arbeit war. Aber sie machte halt Hostings, random Hostings von Dingen, was auch immer. Sie war ein paar Jahre älter als ich. Und er verheiratete mich mit ihr. Und ich erinnere mich, dass ich darüber herausgefunden habe.
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Nein, ich bin nicht verrückt. Du tust so aus, als wärst du dein Barbie-Doll. Und du nimmst mich in verschiedene Orte. Und du vergisst manchmal meine Schuhe. Und du packst mich in verschiedene Taschen. Und du vergisst, in welcher Tasche ich bin. Und du denkst dir, jetzt wird sie Baseball spielen. Und wir werden ihr den Kopf bewegen. Es ist schwer.
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Und ich erinnere mich, dass ich mich wirklich nicht sicher fühlte, weil ich dachte, oh mein Gott, sie ist so viel mehr erfolgreich als ich bin. Und ja, warum würde er sie nicht über mich wollen und bla bla bla. Und ich erinnere mich an ihn, wie er sagte, du wirst nie, du wirst nie erreichen, was sie erreicht hat. Jetzt bin ich so, ich erinnere mich nicht mehr darauf, was ihr Job war. Ja.
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Ich will, dass du so motiviert bist wie ich. Und das ist auch schwierig zu finden. Und ich denke, es wird eigentlich noch schwieriger zu finden, weil Mädchen mit Männern in der Arbeit sind. Und es ist schwierig zu finden...
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And then you'll know what it takes to run a business. No, you want to be with someone that genuinely is striving for more and wants to accomplish more.
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No, Hannah, you know how like the best feeling ever is like when your boyfriend wakes up in the morning or your husband or whatever and they have to leave the bed and go do something and you don't have to? Das ist mein Lieblingsding in der Welt. Ich bin so, oh, geh' ein Mann sein. Ja, bring' uns eine verdammte Katze nach Hause. Ich weiß nicht.
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Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen, wie es sich für dich fühlen muss, wenn du... Na, du kannst nicht wirklich sehen, ob er stand-up macht. Aber wenn er stand-up macht und du nicht.
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Es ist schwer, jemandens menschliche Barbie-Doll zu sein. Aber es ist so lustig. Und du hast gewachsen und gelernt.
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Tell me if I'm wrong. And tell me if I'm crazy or not. Tell me if I'm crazy. Wait, all girls. Tell me. I'm going to run something by you. And you tell me what you think.
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Yes. That's different. This is a safe space.
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Wait, I'm obsessed. And like, what are they, though? What do you punch needling?
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Okay, ich habe es verstanden. Ich dachte, du würdest sagen, es ist etwas für die Metz. Du machst es, während er die Metz schaut. Ja. Ja, du bist 105. Ja. Pick up cocaine. I mean, it's getting scary over there. It's getting really scary over there.
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It's actually funny, I was thinking, for whatever reason, I used to be obsessed with Memorial Day weekend. It was my favorite weekend ever. That's so random.
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Yeah, but it was so funny. It's also very funny to watch ourselves back because I'm like, I'm so monotoned sometimes. And I guess I never realized that.
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Are you kidding? I'm so bad at like high school and college and like even like post college, like going away somewhere for Memorial Day weekend. And this year I was just like, I can't wait to do nothing and just chill. And this was like the first weekend. I feel like I didn't get drunk.
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Talking babies, like I love, like I like when real babies like say swear words. Yes.
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Ich weiß. Ich weiß nicht, ob sie genau wie uns aussehen. Ich muss sagen, sie waren so süß. Ja, ich glaube, ich war ein süßer Baby. Und ich schäme nicht den Körper.
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Oh mein Gott, warte. Ich habe das geschrieben, weil ich ein TikTok gesehen habe. Und eine letzte Sache über Männer. Ja. And my mom used to give me this advice too. Well, she actually used to give me this advice when she would talk about like having children. And she would say like, if you have low expectations for your children, that's what you'll get.
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And if you have high expectations for your children, that's what you'll get. Which honestly now sounds extremely manipulative. But anyways, I digress. But there was this TikTok and it was this girl and she was saying like, when you start dating a guy, like, Es ist mehr wie eine Formel.
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Wenn du eine von diesen Mädchen bist, bei der du sagst, ich will nur einen Freund haben und ich werde wirklich versuchen, diesen Mann zu bekommen, um mein Freund zu sein. Und du machst all diese Sachen am Anfang. Du kochst ihm Abendessen, du machst seine Waschmaschinen, du machst all diese Sachen. Männer und Frauen sind so anders.
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Das wird keinen Mann machen wollen, um all das für dich zu vermitteln. Das macht sie einfach lauscher.
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Und jetzt bist du das Standard. Du hast das Standard gesetzt. Also es ist fast so, als wenn du zuerst jemanden startest, tust du nichts. Aber
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And so go out there, ladies, and stay lazy.
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You enjoy your life. Wait, but you said something before we started recording, which is like so... pertenant, glaube ich, zu unserer YouTube-Serie. Pertenant. Ja, S-A-T. Ich war in so einem verschiedenen Headspace, filmen das YouTube-Series. Ich fühle mich, als ob ich wirklich versuchen würde, Tag zu Tag zu überleben.
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Okay, du krochierst, du hast ein Board und jetzt wusste ich nicht, worum es geht. When did you get a garden?
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Und alles, was ich sehe, ist wie, oh mein Gott, wenn du verheiratet wirst, wie Männer nicht den gleichen mentalen Lauf teilen. Also ist es so, okay, wenn du nicht den gleichen mentalen Lauf teilst, dann müssen wir den physischen Lauf teilen, wie ich nicht für höher bin.
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Ich denke, es muss der richtige Outfit sein. Ich denke, du musst es nicht so präppig mit einem Outfit machen. True, true. Wow, das war wirklich gut. Ich denke, es muss etwas sein, wie Leute sagen, ein Outfit anziehen und dann ein Paar Schuhe, die nicht gehen. Und das macht es funky. Es ist wie, es mit einem Outfit anziehen, das nicht wirklich, wie Jeans in einem T-Shirt.
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Es ist wie ein Pferd. Du musst wieder auf dem Pferd zurückkommen.
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Ja, das ist das, was Molly Mae gemacht hat.
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If someone put me in a room with a 16-year-old boy...
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Like, yeah, just moving your body more. That's what people say when they get in their 30s. They go, honestly, I just move my body more. I'm like, shut the fuck up.
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And I'm obsessed with that. Tell me about your weekend. I had a good weekend. I was around a lot of random babies. Like, obviously they're random if they're not mine.
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I met one baby and he only spoke Italian and I'm not kidding, he judged me the whole time. Like, I feel like he was looking at me like I'm better than you and I would agree.
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It's so cute. Hearing Italian, it was so cute coming from like a miniature voice. No, I know.
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I was with another little baby and she asked if she could paint my nails. You're obsessed. I'm obsessed. I love the girliness. I love a girl with a creative vision. And I'm like, here's the thing though. Jacqueline... literally just left my apartment yesterday. And so I'm trying to explain to this four-year-old that I just got a $250 manicure.
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And if she puts sparkles on my nails, I will freak out.
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I love the thought behind it. I'm loving the creative vision and I think you're gonna go places in your life. See your aunt with her bare ass gross nails? Go do it on her, okay? Because I'm not your girl.
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But I felt like I was growing and I was becoming maternal in that moment because I said, you know what? Have at them. And I let her put sparkles all over my nails and then when she wasn't looking, I ran to the bathroom and wiped them off so that they wouldn't stick to my nails. Okay. But she didn't know about that part.
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Jacqueline and I went to the next level. She brought me a little gift and she was like, oh, this is just for you. And she gave me some edibles. And I was like, Jacqueline. So Jacqueline and I stepped it up a notch. Wow, plötzlich... Ich wusste nicht, dass die gleiche Nähmutter meine Lieblingssache ist, dass wir eine Nähmutter teilen. Und normalerweise sind wir auf dem gleichen Schedule.
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Ja, es ist, weil sie weiß, dass du Edibles nicht trinkst. Ja. Vielleicht bringt sie dir ein Paar Crocs oder so.
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Manchmal ist es weniger. Wir treffen uns auf unseren Shows. Hier ist eine Sache, die ich kurz sagen wollte, weil ich fühle mich, als ob ich den Mädchen die Updates auf meine Eier-Frohung gegeben habe. Ich habe meinen Zeitraum beendet, den ihr nach dem Video bekommt. Es war nicht so schlecht. Es war etwa sieben Tage lang.
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Warst du nervös, dass du nicht gehen würdest? Ja, weil ich es nicht bekommen konnte. Was mich nervös machte, war, ob mein Körper das alles nur absorbiert. Wo geht das Blut hin? Ja, wo geht es hin? Und sie sagten, wenn du es nicht bekommst, dann ruf uns an und wir geben dir etwas, das es kommen wird. Und ich wirklich, du weißt mich. I didn't want to take any drugs.
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I was just like, I don't want to do that. I'm so anti-birth control and anti-pharmaceuticals. Jacqueline can roll in with any edible. And I'm like, yes, thank you, Jacqueline. But you're like, nothing doctor prescribed. Please, nothing with big pharma. I really am against it. Except betas. Well, obviously. So I finished my period.
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Hier ist, was ich sagen wollte, weil ich nicht weiß, wie... Ich sollte ehrlich gesagt investieren in... Was ist das? Danke. Weil sie mein Leben gespart haben, während ich diesen verrückten Zeitraum hatte, weil... Du kennst mich und UTIs. Ich kann nicht mehr Tampons tragen. Und ich blutete so viel, dass ich dachte, ich muss... Du blutest das ganze Jahr, wie...
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you're making up for lost time no i was making up for lost time and so i would like put a pad on the thanks period underwear and they saved my life because i don't know what's going on i can't put any brand of tampon in me anymore my body just immediately is like nope thank you you're so pure you're like me with cocaine yes i'm so pure not in miami though
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Ja, ich werde es erinnern. Ich kann nicht glauben, dass die Menge von Mädchen nur die Post-Baby-Klarität zurückzieht. Oh, das Clip. Ich habe alle Kommentare gelesen. Was sagten sie, wenn es um den Konsens geht? Also, die Hälfte der Mädchen sagte, dass sie in dem Moment bemerkt hat, dass sie den richtigen Mann verheiratet hat.
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Sie weinte seit zwei Jahren, nachdem sie ein Baby hatte, weil sie nicht das gleiche sah. Mein Mann musste mich in den Kühlschrank holen, um mich zu schlafen. Und die andere Seite war so, ich wusste, bevor ich verheiratet wurde, dass ich diesen Mann nicht heiraten sollte. Ich hatte ein Baby und ich habe an ihn geschaut und war so, ich hasse dich verdammt.
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Und sie waren so, nicht nur ist es Post-Baby-Klarität, aber während du verheiratet bist, bekommst du auch diese Gedanken wie, ist das der richtige Mann?
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Wait, first of all, you look, you're glowing. Like you're stunning. The sun is coming. It's just because I'm tan. Yeah, but the sun is coming in.
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Nein, sie haben sie wirklich auf den Feuer gesetzt.
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No, it was like a harassment ritual. Wait, what's the word? It was an embarrassment ritual. Yeah. It was a... Humiliation. Humiliation Ritual. No, it is. It literally is. Like you walk out and everyone goes, don't buy that.
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Oh, that's interesting. Like that's what I'm getting from everyone. It's like, I'm not trying on my wedding dress.
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This isn't a town hall meeting. No. When I try something on, I don't need a group... Like, forum.
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So what they say is that it helps sell stuff because you have to walk out and then a salesperson has to say, I like it on you.
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No, that's what I did. I thought that there was something defunct in my room and I was like, oh, I got a room that had no mirror. The mirror fell off or something.
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Und dann gehe ich raus und... Nein, ich finde es so unabhängig. Die Verletzung, die du haben musst, wenn du etwas probierst. Außerdem, ich trage nicht das gleiche Outfit. Ich habe keine Make-up drauf. Ich fühle mich schon wie ein Rat. Wie ein hairlesses Schmuckrat.
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Ich habe es online bestellt und habe es zurückgebracht, wie eine normale Person.
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No, literally you have one job. One job. I'm sorry. And so I'm just waiting for it. Periods are so funny because you want to get it so bad. And then when you get it, you hate it so much. Yeah. And that's called the life of a woman.
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What's going on? I know how sad. I mean, all their clothes is in landfills. Are they actually bankrupt? Are they just announcing bankruptcy?
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Ich denke, wenn du etwas mit Sicherheit sagst, und die Leute wissen, was du gemeint hast, dann ist das die Sprache. Das sind die Männer, die so weit gekommen sind. Sie sagen verrückte Sachen, sie sagen sie nur störend. Wenn du etwas mit einem Zeitpunkt sagst, bedeutet das, dass es ein Fakt ist. Deswegen wollen sie mich nicht mit einem Mikrofon.
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I think they're done, yeah. But keeping it online?
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I think done, done. Maybe they should charge more than $2 for jeans.
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Also I feel like Gen Zs have strong opinions on fast fashion.
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Es war der erste Ort, den wir haben konnten und du konntest einfach auf Forever 21 gehen. Aber jetzt gibt es so viele Fast Fashion Plätze, wie Shein und all die anderen. Es gab zu viel Wettbewerb.
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Und das war mein Sommer-Wardrobe. Weißt du, wer Bebe liebt? Wer? Meine Nanna. Nein. She's obsessed with Bibi.
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Did you ever just for fun walk into Hot Topic? Yeah, like in Spencer's. Yeah, just to be like, do I want to have a goth day? And then you're like, wait, I'm scared. No, my mom would have screamed at me. Oh my god, mall?
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And you know what that means. I love that you do, because normally you blame it on tour, and now you can just blame it on yourself. I have an eye twitch, which means a man is about to die soon.
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I personally feel like spring is the superior season, especially for style. I feel like summer, I'm hot. I don't want to wear any clothes. Yeah, winter, I'm wearing too many clothes. It's too much. Spring is the perfect amount of clothes. And that's why we're excited to get into this special segment presented by Nordstrom and ACAS Creative.
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It's your go-to destination for spring as you look to add the latest trends to your wardrobe this season. But we need to know from Paige, what trends from Nordstrom are people getting?
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Sie wollen uns mit einem Mikrofon, weil wir plötzlich laut sind. Wir nehmen Raum. Ich war in deiner Heimatstadt. Ja. Alle Wochenende. In Albany. You just really saw the sights. I was at the True by Hilton. Across the street from Maggie McFly's and the mall. Not a great area, but... I wouldn't say it's like scenic route. No. By any means.
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I'm also loving Kendrick Lamar's Jeans. Und die sind in Stil. 70s-inspirtes Denim. Volle Skirte.
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I hate when I put on a jacket that just ruins everything that I created.
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Yeah, I also used to live by Nordstrom and what people don't know about it is they have really good like beauty. They have skincare, eye patches, tools, moisturizers, serums. So they have like fun extra stuff too. And there's thousands of options under $100. So it's affordable and trendy.
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See, I'm panic packing. Nordstrom makes it easy to get what you need within your daily routine through fast delivery, risk-free shopping, the option to return. So I love Nordstrom for last minute things that I need on a trip.
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They have free store pickups. You buy online, pick up today or pick up tomorrow for a wider selection. Choose curbside. We love that. At Nordstrom Stores or in-store at Nordstrom and Nordstrom Rec, both options are quick and convenient.
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I get so much stuff online that takes forever to get there. I forget why I bought it and then it doesn't fit me and then I'm too lazy to return it because you have to pay money for it. Nordstrom makes it so easy in and out.
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Back to me. Oh, I love saying that. Wait, I went to the gyno for the first time in like a long time. Yeah. To the point, you guys, I never lie.
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I never lie. They go, when was the last time you went to the gynecologist? And I just said, three years ago. Yeah. Lied. Even longer? I don't even think, I don't think I've been. Like, I don't have... Good insurance. And I like use that. You just like haven't been going. You never get a UTI? No, like I have a very healthy pH balance in my pussy. I'm so proud of you.
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And I also would say that I do... I wouldn't say you were hitting the face with culture. But... But the highlight was... Paige hat gesagt, dass sie am Freitag an ihrem Show kommen wird. Und ich dachte, okay. Und es ist in einem Mall. Ich mache Material. Es ist in einem Mall. Es ist in einem Mall. Es war früher der größte Mall jemals. Und jetzt ist es traurig. Es ist so ein trauriger Mall.
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Also I feel like when your pussy is this little, you don't have to get it checked up because it's like not even there. It's like nothing can even go in there. It's literally not even there. You can't even find it.
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Nein, meine Mutter hatte eine Intervention. Sie sagte, jetzt bist du zurück von der Tour. Du musst eine Papier-Schmerze abschalten. Und dann habe ich auch dieses riesige, fattige, glöckige Lipoma. Alle Gigglers haben mich über Lipomas gefragt. Was sagten sie? Ist das dein 30er? Warte, was sagten sie über dein Lipoma? Eine Mädchen sagte, mach sicher, du bist ein guter Arzt.
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Eine andere Mädchen sagte, es ist definitiv gut, eine Konsultation zu machen.
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Ich sagte, aber ich bin literally beschäftigt. Ich habe keine Zeit für eine Konsultation. Aber ich habe einen Papier bekommen. Es war schnell. War es? Ich erinnere mich daran, dass es etwas schneller war.
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Crazy. Like, they literally just shove something in you. And I was like, I'm not, I wasn't in the mood for it.
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Crazy. So how often do you do that? Well, you go once a year. Once a year, yeah. So anyway... Everything was fine. I know you guys were nervous. Good. But we're fine.
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Thank you for raising awareness and making people feel less alone who have abnormal PAPs.
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Chris, you're so freaking lucky. I hope that someone sticks something up your butthole. I hope someone literally when you cough and they're feeling your... Anyway, that's not gonna... I'm gonna get fired. Chris, you don't fucking get it. No, Chris has actually learned a lot from us. A question I wanted to ask you. Because I put on Smartless for the first time. I never listened to them.
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But Adam Scott was on and I'm into Severance. And their first initial conversation was like what they need when they sleep. And I was like, I actually don't really know what you need when you sleep. Actually, I kind of know what you need when you sleep. You like it to be dark. Then you need to be watching something. And you need your phone in one hand.
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And then you kind of just let the night take you where it goes.
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So one thing that Paige hates about me is I do have Stanleys, but I don't put ice in it. So I just have warm Stanleys all the time.
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War das das, wo du zuerst in einem Mall eingefangen wurdest? Is that the first place I got fingered?
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Yeah, but I don't like it. I feel like it's dirty. It sometimes smells... You know what it smells like? Old water. Does anyone?
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And that's pretty much it. Do you like blackout curtains?
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See, this is the problem with marriage. Oh, you could never have a blackout curtain. No, Des needs blackout curtains. Oh, he does. So Des is like much more involved. Temperamental. So temperamental. Where I just want it ice cold. Mm-hmm. And that's it. You can punch me in the face.
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You'll lay your head wherever. I just don't want to feel hot and that's it. But I really like the sun coming in because I won't wake up. Or when I do, I'm going to be in a dark, dark, depressed state. And then that's bad for everyone in my vicinity. No, I like a blackout curtain, but I...
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Do you remember in the movie The Holiday, when Kate Winslet goes to the L.A. mansion, and when she wakes up, all of it all automatically, all the windows open, and there's, like, a beach outside? I was like, okay, goals. Yeah. Manifest. Yeah, I love that. Des does this annoying thing where... If I make a movement, he wakes up so easily. And he says it's because he's a hunter.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know what kind of military operation is over here. Is it Handmaid's Tale over there? What the fuck are you talking about? You just have to sit there with your thoughts. He doesn't let you have a TV in your room. We just don't, and honestly, it's because of my... Don't make excuses for him. No, it's because of my parents.
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Like, my parents are like, there's no TV allowed in your room.
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What are you doing in there? Okay, so first I watch TV on the couch until I'm like about to pass out. Which is like what time though? Give me a time frame. It can vary from 10 to 1. Okay, okay. And then I try to roll myself in bed, try not to wake up Des, but he's always like, oh, I'm a hunter. Yeah. And then I'm like, okay, please stop.
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For sure. Are you kidding? Wait, how were guys even supposed to finger you in those theaters? Like, that's insane. I feel like I had the worst experiences with guys in theaters. Like, did I unzip my jeans like a freak? I think, like, we thought they were fingering us, but they weren't.
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And then I get into bed and then I go on my New York Times crossword app. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But he knows he snores sometimes. And he said I'm allowed to wake him up if he's snoring. So when he snores, I poke him and he goes... There's nothing I love more than waking a man up when he's snoring. I'm like, you're ruining the experience for everyone.
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I do have to say, snoring husbands, I think it ruins marriages. I could see that.
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And imagine, and I think about it actually an odd amount of times throughout my adult life where I'm like, what if I never shave? You're just representing the 80s.
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Do you know, like men who grew up in the 80s, a lot of them like bushes because that's the porn they saw. Right. And they think it's weird when girls have to shave.
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Ihr Jungs, ich habe gerade einen Bomben auf dem Giggly Squad Pod geschlagen. Ich weiß, ihr werdet uns jetzt anders anschauen. Warte, aber ich liebe es, wie eure Eltern ihn nennen. Sie nennen ihn Big Gare oder Little Gare?
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Mauricio. Wie Kyle. Kyle hatte einen Bracelet-Stack. Of stretchy Taylor Swift bracelets? Kind of. I think it was a combination. A man wearing stacked bracelets and everyone was like, he's going through something. This is a weird stage. Men with too many accessories, you're trying to distract me from something. I don't trust men who wear a lot of accessories at all. A stacked bracelet moment
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What are Dez's accessories of choice? Oh my God. Well, his first birthday, I almost bought him a watch. And I bought him this watch from like this vintage place. They give it to me. There's no watch in it. They just gave me an empty box. And thank God I didn't leave the store or they would have thought I just like stole a watch. And then I wasn't able to get it for him.
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And I was like, I was going to get you a watch. And I got him something else. And he was like, I've never worn a watch in my life. Why would you ever get me a watch?
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And I was like, I don't know, because you look like a guy that should wear a watch.
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He doesn't wear watches. He doesn't wear necklaces. He really is bare bones. He just wants like sporting equipment. That's nice. He doesn't, oh my God, I bought him a wallet once. He was like, I don't need a wallet. Where's he put his stuff? Where's he put his ID? I don't know. You've never asked? It's just like, they don't even have, they have nothing. And they just have it.
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I think he might have a clip or something.
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Can I ask, what are cool girls doing for wallets?
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What do you use? So I've actually had a Comé des Garçons. Oh yeah, like little, like short wallet. Eight years. Yeah, you've had that wallet for a minute. It has a zipper, because I don't trust anyone.
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Or myself. I used to have like a long, like mom wallet. It's too big. It's too big. It's too big. So I have that, and I was just wondering, like... I think there's so many good, like, cute vintage wallets going around.
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Ich liebe, wie dein Vater gesagt hat, er kriegt keinen vollen Namen. Er kriegt keine numerische Sache neben seinem Namen. Aber meine Eltern kamen zu Hannahs Show. Oh ja, Paige, du kommunizierst nicht. Nein, ich kommuniziere nicht. Du bist ein literarischer Mann. Du textest mich, ich werde dich heute Abend sehen. Ich habe keine Ahnung, wie du da bist.
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Ja. Ja. Das ist für mich mehr auf dem Brand.
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Wait, explain it to me. What about the summer makes it bracelet weather?
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Buy yourself one in my size. Thank you.
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I also, I want to call out the New York Times. What do they do? What do they do now? Well, I love the New York Times. I get a lot of great emails from them. But one, I just want all the gigglers. This is our mental health moment.
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I don't remember subscribing to anything, but I am. I am Business Insider. Ich glaube, dass wir alle daran erinnern müssen, dass niemand weiß, was sie tun. Alles ist Schmuck und Fenster und jeder spricht aus seinem Arsch und fliegt. Ja, weil die New York Times, jemand hat diesen Artikel geschrieben, als ob sie wirklich etwas an etwas waren.
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Ich bin so, du bist in New York City, was redest du? Ich stehe auf dem Mall, sie steht direkt draußen im Mall. Hallo. Mit ihrer vollen Familie. Hey. 100 Italiener. Wir sind hier. Sie weiß nicht, dass Stand-Up-Comedy in den Clubs nicht so glamourös ist wie Theater-Life. Und das weiß auch Peach. Alles, was ich weiß, ist Theater-Life. Alles, was sie weiß, sind verkaufte Theater.
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Ja, sie haben etwas herausgefunden, sehr passioniert darüber. Ich schwöre Gott, das ist der Artikel. Chef recommends chips in sandwich. Like it was some groundbreaking discovery. I've been putting chips in my tuna fish sandwich since I was fucking six years old.
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And they literally wrote this whole article like he highly recommends the texture and saltiness of the crisp. No shit, Sherlock!
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What the hell? At least I give credit where credit's due. It's us when we're six years old. Don't give it to this... This guy didn't have to go to France and work for a Michelin-star restaurant to tell me chips taste good in a sandwich.
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It has to be homemade. Yes, 100%. I didn't think people ate sandwiches without chips in them. Yeah.
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But I really love that they were like, we figured it out.
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My mom, who's like a health buff, cannot have pizza without Coke. That was it.
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Pizza, you need a Coca-Cola. Because the soda gets through the fatty ass.
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It's a scientific thing. You literally need a... I don't know. Maybe I should read the New York Times to figure out. No, but I do have to say, the New York Times has incredible cooking. The recipes are insane. Really? Yeah, New York Times recipes, people will be like... Fancy people would be like, oh, this is a salmon recipe from the New York Times. Like, it's very regal.
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That's why when I saw a whole article about putting chips in a sandwich, I was like, who, what kind of layoffs did they have at the New York Times?
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Also, ich bringe sie nach hinten. Und es ist wirklich die kleinste Grün-Ruhe mit einem Frat-Leather-Couch.
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Yeah, and Vogue. I already planned out your whole weddings PR tour.
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I was supposed to be the last of my friends to get married. Also du bist nicht der Letzte? Keiner unserer Freunde ist verheiratet?
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Works for us. Not our actual, doesn't want to be our friend.
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You're literally contractually obligated to be here right now.
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Ich denke auch daran, als ich jünger war und wir mit Männern zusammengehalten haben. Ich weiß nicht, wenn du 30 bist, ist es so anders. Wie, überstehen? Ja. Ja, es ist so, ich stehe nicht überstehen. Und dann sind deine Ruhepartner da, wenn du rauskommst.
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Sorry, but also like the roommates were fun. It was part of the hang.
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You're like, Jeff, don't give me that look, Jeff. Your life sucks, Jeff, and your room is ugly. I don't like the decor.
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Und Kim sitzt da und sagt, okay. Okay.
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When he wakes up in your bed and won't leave. See...
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See, I like being able to be like, bye, bitch, I'm out. Than having to awkwardly wake him up. Or he's chatting, chatting, chatting. And you're like, I don't... I do that before. I'm like, okay, this was great, see ya. Once I was talking to this guy who lived with his parents in Connecticut.
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Und ich war nicht sicher, ob seine Eltern reich waren oder nicht. Weil Connecticut, es gibt viele verschiedene Städte.
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Also war ich noch nicht sicher. Aber anyway, er kam in die Stadt, um zu hangen. Und dann sind wir zurückgekommen zu meinem Ort. Und es war wie Mitte des Tages. Und dann sind wir aufgehängt. And then he just was sitting there and I was like, I have shit to do. And he was like, I'm just hanging out. And you didn't have a TV in your room, so he wasn't watching TV.
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And I literally was like, I'm gonna go to the gym. And I left, went to the gym, came back, he's still there, took a shower. And he was like, I have something in the city later tonight, can I just chill?
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It had nothing to do with that. Actually, I would love to be with that man, because I could just fart all the time. I literally also actually forget his name.
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Do you know what's not fun about your 20s? Going to guys' places and them... Having something on TV that you have to watch and pretend you like. I have a lot of memories of hanging out with a bunch of guys who put on The Big Lebowski or something. I'm like, I don't need to see this again. Chris is laughing because he just did that last night with someone. He's like, wow, The Big Lebowski.
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There's so much stuff I didn't want to watch.
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They love showing you something they like. And then you have to sit there and be like, because I'm going to be fake.
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That's you literally severing yourself.
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How many guys disappointed? They're like, she fell asleep at 7pm. We didn't do anything. I was just so comfortable with you. Get the fuck out of my house. I feel like we have to go to places in our mind to remember those weird 20s. No, I can't. They would just, like, look out for me.
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I wasn't, like, constantly, like... Yeah, how... Wait, how nice, though, like... Cory and Dave literally raised me.
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I mean, every now and then I'd wake up and they're both fucking passed out on the ground with, like... You're, like, okay, well, you're not defending anyone. And I'm, like, you guys have jobs and I have to wake them up to make sure that they don't get fired. But regardless, they definitely did cockblock a little bit because people would think that I'm, like, with them.
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Yeah, they're like massive bagels with every Italian thing you could put on it. You have olives, you have pepperoni, you have all kinds of pepperoni. You have the meats, you have the... Banana Peppers, I don't know. It's basically a sandwich. It's a subway sandwich for the mafia. That's what it is. That's what it is. And so she's got the food. Your dad is pushing the food on us. Pushing it hard.
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But they would benefit from me because there's that whole, like, if a girl sees another girl hanging out with guys, it's, like, animalistic where she thinks they're safer. So, like, because I was with them, girls would approach them more. Got it. Guys wouldn't approach me. But think about your interactions. Like, I feel like 89% of the interactions are bad when you go out with men or more.
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And I was able to just, like, have them, like...
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Des hat eine wirklich gute Lüge, wo er sagt, du hättest dich zu deinem Gesicht verletzen müssen. Yeah. Like, you had to go up to girls. I would have loved to live then. He's like, you had to get the balls and then she would tell you her number and you had to remember it and, like, repeat it in your head over and over again.
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Yeah, I'm like, I don't remember what the joke actually was, but something along the lines of, like, you'd ask a girl, like, are you interested, whatever, and she'd say no and then you'd go to her friend and then you'd just, like, go down the line. But, yeah, guys, now, like, it's all about the swiping.
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Das Einzige, was mir passiert ist, dass es wirklich seltsame und unabhängige Orte gibt. Ich erinnere mich, dass ich in einem Buchstaben war und ein Mann fragte, ob ich mein Telefon haben kann. Das war in einem Supermarkt. Unabhängig. Ich konnte es in ihrem Kopf sehen.
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Sie denken, es ist romantisch, aber es gab einen Mann, der einfach in der Buchstabe ging und Frauen fragte, ob er sein Telefon haben kann. Und ich war so, ich will nicht hier sein.
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Jemand, der mir einfach nur mein Telefon gefragt hat, war ein Problem. It's been a police report. Okay, so then I'll just decline. I think it's more like a guy starts up a conversation with you.
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Which actually could work out. Stay open-minded. The only thing I'll give the Gigglers to watch on, I believe it's HBO, there's this case about Karen Reed, which is about eine Frau, die einen Polizisten in Boston verheiratet hatte. Sie war trank und sie kamen in einen kleinen Kampf, weil sie nach der Party gehen wollten. Er ging in die Nachparty, um alle Kopenfreunde zu treffen.
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And she was like waiting on him and he like wasn't responding to her. So she got pissed off and just left. And the next day it's reported that he's found dead in the snow. And immediately they said that she hit him with her car. And she was like, was I drunk? Like, I'm pretty sure he was not there. I don't know where this is coming from.
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And then they're trying to lean in to be like, was it the cops trying to frame her?
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He's like, Al, you're not going to have a salami.
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It's like the craziest concept. If I deep-throated a salami before getting on stage, I'd be on TMZ for just imploding from the inside.
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That was really good. That was really good. Thank you guys for giggling with us this week. We love you so much and talk to you later.
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And she's probably like, you're gonna be hungry.
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All she had today was breakfast and lunch and a snack.
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Sie sagte die verrücktesten Sachen zu meinen Eltern. Wenn ich vor euren Eltern bin, versuche ich ein bisschen zu reagieren. Ich versuche, F-Bomben zu drücken. Ich will nicht, dass sie zu Hause sagen, das ist nicht gut für unsere Tochter. Ich will mich repräsentieren. People are catching strays. She's being hilarious, doing full stand-up.
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Sie ist so süß. Und ich sah, ich war eigentlich leidenschaftlich. Ich dachte, ich hätte auch mein Bestes gemacht, aber ich dachte, wir wären in der Familie verpflichtend. Und sie geht roh und er sagt, sie ist so süß wie ein Knopf. Ich dachte, ja. Dann macht sie einen lesbischen Joghurt-Stage und schreit meinen Vater aus. Dann dachte ich mir, was ist da los? Sie sind jetzt beste Freunde, Freunde.
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Ich war ein bisschen traurig, aber ich dachte, es ist okay, es ist okay. Das ist so, wie ich mich fühle, wenn dein Vater von jemand anderem lacht. Yeah, like imagine I bring a new friend and my dad's obsessed with her and you're sitting there and you're like, I thought I was blood related to you. No. And also I was like, you wouldn't even have met her if it wasn't for me. I brought her here.
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She's my friend. Gary. Gary. And Kim, innocent throughout the whole thing. And Kim's just enjoying life, making sure I'm okay. You guys... Shout out, Albany sold out, five shows, let's go. No, Albany was a crowd. But you guys couldn't sit, so you guys stood in the back and watched my whole show and it was really cute. And I laughed so hard. And I called you up at the end and that was really fun.
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That was really fun. Speaking of not fun, the next day, Paige is like, I'm gonna pick you up and I'm gonna take you to my... Das war so hochschulisch.
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Wir sind aus dem Auto gegangen und du hast gesagt, nimm deine Schuhe weg. Nimm deine Schuhe weg.
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Ich dachte, das sind Klappernacken. Habt ihr die jemals gesehen? Also gehen wir rein und Kim verursacht uns. Wir haben einen vollen Kaffee-Lunch gemacht.
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Sie sagte, das ist nur ein Lunch. Und Allie ist einfach flabbergast. Sie hat nie so etwas getrieben. Also haben wir gossipiert, wir haben all das Essen gegessen. Und dann war ich so, können wir Lord Daphne sehen? Ja. And you were like, yes, she's upstairs. Let's see what she's doing. And I'm like, Ali's like, I'm not really a cat person. I'm like, Ali, you're gonna fucking love this cat.
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I was like, you're gonna love this cat. Also, I'm gonna convert you to cat person. Like, you're gonna love this cat. Daphne, similar to Gary, obsessed with Ali.
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I would say she actually disliked me. And I was like, Daphne, you wouldn't even fucking be here if it wasn't. But then part of me loved it. I was like, I love that she doesn't like me, because then I want to earn her affection. Well, Daphne is extremely vain. Oh, hast du geschlafen?
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Es ist so lustig, wenn Pferde jemanden klar lieben. Das war verletzend. Und ich meinte, Ali, du solltest nicht hier sein. Ich habe dich eingeladen. Und du hast all die Aufmerksamkeit und Gravitas. Ja.
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As I was saying it, I was like, I don't know if this is going to work. But no, we love Ali so much. And I'm also one of those people. Not to brag. I want other people to have fun. I'll take the hit. I'll take the hit. You do. I actually do get obsessed. To the point that it gives me social anxiety. Like I can't enjoy myself if I think someone is not having fun. Really?
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Yeah, like if I told her, hey, we're going to lunch and then I'm noticing her not having a good time, like I'm stressed.
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If I throw a party the whole time, I'm stressed. That's like why weddings are stressful. Because it's like everyone like canceled their plans to come to your wedding. It better be fucking fun. When's the last time you threw a party? My Netflix party, which honestly... Ich liebe, dass sie mit dir freundlich ist.
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Yeah, I was trying to explain to Allie, who's a lesbian, our relationship. And she was, we left the house and she's like, she's your partner.
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What up, my ganache gigglers? What's a ganache? It's a kind of dessert. Ganache? You never said, can I have a ganache?
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We would leave and be like, they think they're fun.
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Well, Allie was like, I love to hang out with you guys because I love being like a third wheel. And I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, I love hanging out with couples. And I'm like, what do you mean? And she's like, you guys will talk with your eyes all the time. You're an extension of me. And then Allie kept telling me like really good gossip. And at one point she stops and she's like,
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Are you gonna tell Paige all of this? And I was like, yeah. And she paused for a second and I was like, first of all, Paige doesn't know all these niche people we're talking about. Second of all, Paige doesn't remember anything. Third of all, Paige has her own shit going on.
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Yeah, so she was like, you have a full partner. And I was like, I know. And I was like, I am the man one.
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And she was like, that typically happens in a lesbian relationship. Sometimes one of them wears the pants more. And so yeah, okay, this is the funniest part, is Allie in front of Paige's parents, who she just met, jokingly turns to the parents and goes, Paige and I have to tell you something about our relationship.
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This Allie is so cute too, but honestly, I feel like you'd be with a blonde. Das ist das, was ich für dich sehe. Oder für uns und unsere Threppel. Ja, das wollte ich gerade sagen. Ich glaube, du würdest eine Frau nicht wollen, die dir ähnlich aussieht.
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Yeah. Or you just want a girl... Kim, stop listening. You just want a girl with huge boobs so you can see what it's like and then decide if you want a boob job or not.
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Can you turn around? Can you move your arms in it? I don't know.
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They're like, this is a Wendy's. Please leave.
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I'm like, yeah, I still have room. Wait, the dressing room is so traumatizing. Especially at Aritzia, where there's no mirrors.
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Es ist so lustig jetzt. Ich konnte mir nicht vorstellen, wie lustig es war, als es auf TV war, so in den frühen 2000ern.
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Ja, aber wenn Lucio kommt, dann ist es so, dass ich drei Gays habe. Ja, Lucio hat drei. Und also... Es war nur eine Überzeugung, weil ich sah, wie meine Augen huddled und geredet wurden. Und ich dachte mir, der beste Gossip ist wahrscheinlich in dieser kleinen Runde. Aber ich arbeite. Ich kann nicht mal übersehen, worüber sie geredet haben.
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Und als ich an Hannah schaute, war ich so, oh, sie ist von den Allwomen. Ich bin auch von der Allwomen-Team, aber ich habe nur die Überzeugung gemacht, oh, du hast keine Augen. Ja.
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Und er sagt, ich spreche über Liberace, der Musiker, nicht ein Magier. Er war so, zuerst war das targettiert, dann wusste ich, dass du es falsch gemacht hast und hier ist die Antwort. Er sagt, das war ein Hey-Crime, das ist eigentlich, was du hören wolltest. Und dann hat er dich am Ende geholfen, weil das ist, wie die Gays sind.
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Yeah, what's my rose and thorn? I've been obsessed with my looks. There was one day.
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I did like my outfit. I did because it is the first thing. I'm authentic. It is the first thing that pops into my head.
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And she's like, my outfit. It's actually so bad. Like my whole mood is based on how I look and I should really deal with that in therapy. Like dive into it. It's not good.
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Die Page-Fonten sind die kleinen, süßen, süßen, süßen, süßen, süßen, süßen, süßen, süßen, süßen, süßen.
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You don't play good. You don't look good. You don't play good. Yep. And some would argue it's not just like looking good every day. It's looking good on like Good Morning America. Like it's stressful, you know.
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And when I don't nail it, I say you have to take a risk. No, here's what people don't know about you, Hannah. And I'm here to like say it as a fashion icon, because I think that you are entering fashion icon territory.
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you have fun you if you you really want to be like a julia fox type but you're like it's really not my brand so you go as far as you can go and feel comfortable and like you're giving vibes you're not giving like anna winter like she put this together you're giving like generation like people will look back and be like what was going on fiscally It was a recession.
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There is a recession approaching. Hannah Werner wore lilac on morning TV.
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You know, my favorite looks from this whole press tour of yours was when we went to Glamour magazine.
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Wait, are you kidding? Okay, here's the thing. Your outfit for Glamour was very New York City coded. Thank you. Thank you. So, yes, you're going to get a lot of hate from Ohio over. Thank you. Okay, and I'm here to let you know it's fine. Wait, I love how you go, as someone who's been through that. Let me hold your hand when I say this. You don't want them to get it. Okay?
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You don't want them to say great outfit.
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The page-coded girls can appreciate the effort and the risk. Yes. These girls are out here with bangs and it's about to be summer. We like a risk. We're not stable.
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Aber ich möchte, dass du wirklich kurze, kurze, ja, du bist immer auf der Art, zu sabotieren. Aber vielleicht sind sie falsche, wie nur für ein Fotoshoot. Maybe. You know what I want to do? I've always wanted to do it, but I feel like, honestly, the reason I haven't is because I am scared people are going to be like, oh my god, enough with her. But I want to do a photo shoot.
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If she posts one more thing. One more thing. If I accomplish one more thing, I'm actually done for.
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Let her live. No, like literally women get out of a relationship and they're like, and I'll be president. I'm literally running for office. Wait, now what was I going to freaking say?
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Ich fühle mich, als ob die Kinder das genug wissen. Ich glaube nicht, dass es genug Gen Z gibt, die wissen, dass Amazon angefangen hat, als ob das, was ihr in euren Textbüchern habt.
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Oh, ja. Ich will einige von Audrey Hepburns berühmtesten Farben wiederentwickeln. Danke! Danke! Und ein Fotoshoot machen. Danke! Aber ich dachte, ich werde dieses Fotoshoot für nichts machen und dann die Bilder posten und die Leute sagen, okay, für was?
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Und ich maile es meinem Freund. Ja, das ist das, was du tust. Und deine Mutter.
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Vielleicht mache ich es für einen Geburtstagsshoot oder so.
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Richtig, das ist so wahr. Nein, wir wissen das. Wir wissen das. Ich muss Dinge an meinem eigenen Zeitpunkt tun.
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Du warst so, als ob Paige einen Stift anziehen kann und so aussehen kann, wie sie es gedacht hat. Ich kann meine Stiefel wegnehmen.
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Es war so, als ob ich den Topf anziehe und dann... Du warst mitten im Dress und du hast gesagt, was auch immer, mach einfach einen wie diesen.
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Nein, das ist verrückt. Jetzt sieht er aus wie Vin Diesel.
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Hier ist die andere Sache, die ich nicht, die Leute nicht unbedingt wissen würden, besonders wenn du nicht in New York City lebst und du, wenn du einer der Menschen bist, die nicht in New York City leben und du nicht Hannahs Glamour-Outfits magst. Oh, rauf die Hand. Ich habe nur einen Punkt genommen.
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Du bist unter Arrest. Was ihr auch wissen müsst, ist, dass Hannah so kreativ ist. Selbst bei einem Fotoshoot kommst du mit kreativen Visionen. Du denkst dir, was wäre, wenn wir das gemacht hätten? Was wäre, wenn wir von dem hängen? Und so... 3 aus jedem 10 Ideen sind verwendbar. Aber du kommst mit ihnen zusammen.
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Wenn du auf einem Fotoshoot bist und du sagst, lass uns das mit keinen Schuhen probieren. Ich weiß, was da hinter den Szenen passiert ist.
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Ich finde, ja, warum kannst du nicht?
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Wir sind nur zwei blinde Quatsche, die versuchen, einen Nutsch zu finden. Nein, Hannah hat mich tatsächlich auf Kalten-Bar eingeladen. Es gibt immer einen Peanut Butter Bar irgendwo in der Nähe. Und wenn es nicht da ist, ist Grace auf dem Weg, einen Peanut Butter Bar zu finden.
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But no, they are. But I was eating them like literal, like it was going out of style. And then Hannah goes, yeah, there's like 400 calories in these. They're like protein bars. It's a meal replacement. I go, a meal replacement? I've been having them as a sweet treat.
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I ate so much of it. No, it was so good to have a sweet treat after my hand was cramping. And to hold something cold.
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She's very scared. She's very scared. She's very... Here's the thing. She is shy, but she's not...
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Weißt du, warum wir Billionäre werden müssen? Warum? Ich meine, eine Menge Gründe. Du musst ein paar mehr Bücher verkaufen. Eine Menge Gründe. Aber ich denke, dass wir die weltweit ersten Billionäre wären, die... Naja, nein, ich glaube, Melinda Gates macht viele wirklich gute Dinge. Aber ich denke, wir wären die ersten Billionäre, die unsere Schlafsituation verbessern würden.
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Eigentlich, das ist eine lustige Frage. Wenn du nach Hause gehst für eine Weihnachtszeit, wie zum Beispiel für Easter, wer war am Abendessen?
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Ja, warte, das ist mein erstes Weihnachtsfest ohne meinen Bruder.
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No, well, I had to, like, I always disappear at some point in, like, the evening. And I was like, wait, I can't. They're gonna notice. You're the only kid.
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Nein, es war seltsam. Okay, also bis jetzt bist du es. Also war es ich.
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Easter is not on the top of our... No, I feel like for everyone, Easter is not the biggest family celebration.
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Okay, so say it's not. Let's make a different dinner.
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And then I was like, fuck. Like, I have to text Lenore and I literally forgot. No, you don't. I mean, my mom was waiting by the phone. Ich sollte es meiner Mutter gesagt haben.
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Sie wünschte dir einen frohen Weihnachten. Willst du wissen, wie müde ich gestern war?
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Are you guys performing? Are you going back and forth? Because your dad is also very funny. So is it like a constant... Great question.
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Wir spenden Geld, wo es wirklich zu uns zählt.
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Es ist der Page Show. Es ist Amazon Live. Es ist Amazon Live, aber manchmal, okay, also wenn mein Bruder da ist, ist es er und ich zurück und zurück, zurück und zurück, wir lachen und manchmal targeten wir sie alle an meinen Vater, wir machen nur Spaß auf meinen Vater oder so.
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Ja, es ist wie ein Wurst, was auch immer. Aber ich jappe. Ich jappe wahrscheinlich das meiste, was ich jappe in meinem ganzen Leben, wenn ich am Abendessen mit meiner Familie bin, weil ich mein ganzes Selbst sein kann.
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No, okay, Gary's current girlfriend right now I am obsessed with and I love.
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Er brachte wirklich nicht so viele Freundinnen zu einem Abendessen. Nein, dann würde ich es ein bisschen niedriger machen, aber wenn es meine signifikanten anderen sind, die am Tisch sitzen, kommt meine Mutter ein bisschen dazu, dass sie sagt, es geht um dich, es geht um dich. Sind sie dich anstrengend finden?
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Ich war nie mehr in einer Mattressfirmen-Deal als wenn sie gesagt haben, wir arbeiten zusammen. Ich habe gesagt, wir posten zusammen. Ich bin etwa vier Mal ausgestattet, um Gebäude zu probieren, weil ich mich überhaupt nicht erinnern konnte. Und dann habe ich einen bekommen und ich habe ihn für etwa vier Nachts geschlafen und ich habe gesagt, schalte ihn aus.
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Wow, ich hatte nur eine Erinnerung, als ich in einem Auto war.
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Totally. And I was like, this is my car. Yeah. No, that's insane. Now, if I'm the guest, I'm at someone else's family, quiet as a mouse. You are. Like, we'll speak when spoken to, and if I feel comfortable enough to, like, throw in a joke here and there, I'll do it. But if one joke doesn't land, you're out. I'm quite reserved.
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Nein, du hast deinen Lunch genossen.
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Ja, das macht mich nervös, weil ich mir denke, was denkst du da drin? Was kochst du in deinem Gehirn?
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Und ich meine, ich habe mit ihnen gearbeitet, weißt du? Wir haben geholfen.
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Du siehst deine Mutter und deinen Vater und denkst dir, wie lange habt ihr zusammen gewesen?
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Oh, interesting. See, when we do morning TV, I have to be conscious not to swear.
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I have to be conscious of you, making sure you're conscious. But then I also have to be conscious, I'm willy-nilly with my legs. I'll sit there full vag open. Like, I... Ich werde viel mehr gesagt als du, um meine Beine zu öffnen.
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Und nicht, dass ich die Frau der Nacht kenne, aber ich habe so viele Komplimente auf meiner Klamotten bekommen. Wenn jemand mir das sagt, bin ich ehrlich, danke für das Kompliment. Ich liebe das, aber ich denke, es ist die ganze Atmosphäre und du verkaufst es eigentlich kurz. Mein Zimmer ist ruhig. Es ist mir sehr wichtig, dass mein Zimmer nichts mit meiner Außenwelt zu tun hat.
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Also, wenn wir auf der heutigen Show gehen... Wenn wir auf Good Morning America gehen, war ich viel nervöser. Auf dem Today-Show war es so, als wären wir auf dem Jenna-Show.
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Sie waren nicht so, hey, mach das nicht. Wir sind besessen mit dem Today-Show. Wir sind besessen mit unserem Produzenten.
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Nein, du riffst mit der Crew. Du sagst, ich bin auf Produktion. Hier ist das Ding. Jedes Mal, wenn wir ein Frühstück-Show machen, liebe ich es so viel, dass ich sage, wir müssen ein Frühstück-Show machen. Aber wenn wir einen legitimen Frühstück hatten, sollten wir Jenna Freitag abgeben, weil sie eine Familie hat. Sie ist müde.
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Wir sagten, wenn du Giggly Squad nur am Freitag gibst. Am Freitag um 11 Uhr. Ja, ich dachte, warte, können wir eigentlich die fünfte Stunde sein? Sie sagten, wir haben das nicht. Können wir die achte Stunde sein? Ich denke, es wäre so lustig, wenn du und ich ein Morgenshow hättest, weil es die Anti-Morningshow wäre.
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Wir machen nur minimal Glanz. Wir machen es in Pajamas. Das ist verrückt, wenn man es nicht macht. Und sie sagen, es ist Nachmittag. Wir sagen, das ist unsere Stunde.
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Ich habe sie noch nie in Person gesehen. Seine Gesichter... Ein Werk des Kunstwerks. Sie ist nicht älter geworden. Seine Gesichter sehen genau so aus, wie wenn du Topmodel auf TV siehst. Ich konnte nicht drüber kommen. Ich dachte, warte, aber du siehst so aus, als ob sie dich aus der TV entfernt haben und dich einfach hier hängen lassen.
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Du lachtest, weil du ein Enabler bist. Aber hier ist das Ding, das ist Morgen-TV. Das ist der Grund, warum es so einfach ist, zu gehen und lustig zu sein auf Morgen-TV. Sie müssen dich lachen, egal was du sagst, weil es nicht die nachtliche Nachricht ist. Die nachtliche Nachricht, sie müssen wütend sein. Sie müssen wütend sein. Und sie müssen dich erschrecken.
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Ja, Morgen-TV, sie machen dich dazu lustig. Spaß. Ja.
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Okay. Was? Ich dachte, ich kann nichts denken. Ich hatte eine tolle Zeit. Ich weiß genau, was deine ist. Ich weiß genau, was deine ist. Was? Denk mal an Paige. Ich weiß, dass sie sich vertraut fühlt.
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Guys, you can't tell my book. I can't do it. I can't sign it. And I look at her.
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Es gab einen Tag, an dem ich so tannisch war.
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Ich war so, oh. Nein, weil ich nach Miami ging. Also war ich bereits so tannisch, aber ich war teilen. Also war ich so, oh, lass mich einfach ein bisschen Fake Tannisch auf wo ich teile. I mean, I look purple. It was too dark.
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I peeled all over New York this week. My DNA. Anyone could frame me for murder this week. I mean, it's everywhere.
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Oh, Mann. Warte, warte. Ich nehme es einen Schritt weiter. Ich würde sagen, du hättest einen Quirky-Mustache.
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A standalone? Are you talking standalone stache?
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So you're saying it's clean face with a mustache.
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Ja, ich wäre der Typ, der nur die gleiche Farbe hat. Du kriegst einen Haarabdruck jeden Sonntag von einem Mann. 100 Prozent. Ich würde Shape-Ups bekommen. Ich würde... Was nennen sie das? Es gibt so viele Namen. Ich glaube, ich kenne sie.
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Was wäre wirklich so anders über uns? Meine Hobbys, okay, natürlich, meine Hobbys würden sich ändern, aber ich wäre wahrscheinlich nur so enthusiastisch für, was ist das Äquivalent von Fashion für Männer? Stell dir vor, dass ich alles wusste, was Golf ist.
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Ich wäre sehr interessiert. Und deine Wallet wäre schön. Du hättest eine schöne Wallet. Ich hätte schöne, mannliche Accessories.
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I would be so into a ballpoint pen on my desk.
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I'd love like a custom suit. I'd be like, yeah, this is fucking custom. With cuffs. Yeah, like my cuffling game would be nuts. I'd be like one of those guys, I would be like, you should see my loafer game in the summer. Ich würde das gleiche Wort sagen. Ich würde sagen, ich wäre verrückt, wenn ich an einem Geburtstag wäre.
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Ja, ich würde sagen, meine Tuck-Schuhe, wie, ihr könnt es nie machen. Wow, ich wäre so ein Dschungel.
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And I'm like, do you feel that? Warte, eine Sache, die ich diese Woche über Daphne gelernt habe, ist, dass ich wirklich dieses verrückte Kätzchen geboren habe, weil wenn wir zusammen auf dem Kühlschrank liegen, ist sie in Ordnung. Sie ist manchmal auf dem Boden, manchmal ist sie auf dem Kühlschrank, aber sie schnuggelt nie mit mir auf dem Kühlschrank. Es ist unsere eigene Zeit. Ja.
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Oh my god. I just needed to say this because it's so crazy. I don't know if it's like Ich weiß nicht, was es ist. Ob es Bots sind oder Leute, die... Ich weiß nicht, was es ist. Aber ich sehe immer noch all diese TikToks mit massiven, langen Quoten von mir. Aber ich habe sie nie gesagt. Und einige von ihnen sind so verrückt.
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Und ich gehe in die Kommentare und sie werden sagen, ja, genau das, was sie gesagt hat. Wait, like bad quotes? Yeah, and I have to type in it and be like, I didn't actually say this and I don't know how defamation works, but I feel like this is kind of damaging. I didn't say any of this. And it's scary.
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No, it will be like a random TikTok account and it will be like quote from Paige DeSorbo. And so then I'm like, oh my god, did someone pay someone to do that? Or is it like a bot? Do you know what it is? It's so scary.
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Wenn du etwas siehst, sag es doch. Ja, wenn du etwas siehst, sag es doch. Es ist so schrecklich.
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Ja, es gab einen Quote und ich war so, oh, was habe ich gesagt? Und dann lese ich es und ich war so, ich habe es nicht gesagt. Aber können wir ehrlich sein?
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100 Prozent. 100 Prozent. Ich bin so, das war eigentlich eine Lüge und ich habe es sehr ernst genommen. Und jetzt denkt jeder, es ist sehr ernst.
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what am i watching i'm watching the new john ham show oh my god i started watching this show because my brother was watching it on my prime it's called mob land with tom hardy it's and pierce brosnan it's like the mafia in england it's so good oh wow interesting sounds like something killian murphy would be in yeah um have you watched the last of us No, is that that HBO show? You love it.
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I love it. And the second season just came out. I can't do like post-apocalyptic.
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You know what, you know why? Too realistic? No, I like watching shows that are pretty. Like I like seeing things that are pretty and like there's nothing pretty in post-apocalyptic shows. You would hate...
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Alles ist wie tan und wie schwarz-grün. Ja. Und dreckig. Alles ist wie blutig. Ja. Du magst es nicht.
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I'm multifaceted. I'm like an onion. You can't put me in a box.
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recently when we've been getting in the bed she's been getting like jacked up like i've been getting in bed earlier this past week because we had to get up so so much earlier and every time i got in at like eight o'clock she's snuggling like she's on my head she's on my chest she's like this is so fun and i'm just like the fact that i realized this week that you love the bed
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And as a special treat, we're going to play an excerpt from the audio book right now.
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There are all kinds of bits, but to us it's an inside joke or phrase shared between people that's repeated often. Bits in your friendship can feel like your own silly little secret language to find humor in our sometimes harshly mundane existence. To share a bit with someone is special and cute and means that you share the same sense of humor.
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Humor is our secret sauce. Did the family dinner table conversation get a little too heated? Crack a joke. Feeling awkward on a night out? Make fun of the nearest guy in a backward hat. Our friendship is built on our shared sense of humor, as the best friendships often are.
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Whether you're going to college, starting a new job, or moving to a new city, finding someone who shares your sense of humor is guaranteed to make the hard days more bearable. Wir würden auch sagen, dass wenn du Leben als nur ein paar Bitte siehst, kann es einfacher sein, deine Träume zu fangen.
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When you mess up, your best friend will think it's hysterical. Did you know that Hannah got married because of a bit? Yep. When Des first picked up Hannah at the Shelter Island Ferry, she complained that she was late because of her dad's golf game. He responded, at least your parents are alive. Now, this was a particularly dark and risky bit to start off with on a first date.
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But in his wise old age, he knew that he did not have time to date someone without the same deranged, sick, dry sense of humor. It was love at first bit. Hannah immediately started giggling and that bit still holds strong in their relationship. Whenever Hannah gets upset about anything frivolous, Des is quick to say, at least your parents are alive. Orphan bits can be romantic too.
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Ich habe die Lichter aufgedrückt und es war, als hätte ich ihre Ketten verloren. Sie hat mir einen Augenblick geöffnet und hat mich gefragt, ob ich ernsthaft bin. Ich habe die Lichter aufgedrückt. Ich wusste, was sie mir gesagt hat. Schalt die Lichter auf, du Idiot.
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Well, that means we have a great bit on our hands, folks. She started with small diamonds, then big diamonds, then eventually got up to the Emrata Double Diamond Ring, which he scoffed at. But one day, six months later, he got down on one knee with the perfect princess-cut diamond in platinum prongs and a gold band.
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Ich bin jetzt besessen mit der Ästhetik. Denk an die Pages. Danke für die Pages. Okay, für deine Story-View-Ästhetik. Es ist ein schwieriges Job.
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Ja. Das ist so wahr. Was ist so ein Ausdruck von dem Buch-Tour, dass du so... Es ist so verrückt.
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Ja, oder was war deine Lieblingspart? Oder was war etwas, wo du dachtest, das ist cool?
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I feel like you talk to so many people at Good Morning America. I work at Good Morning America.
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Warte, ich habe ein Video davon gesehen und ich habe ihn nicht mal gesehen, weil Lara und ich in so einem tiefen Konvoi waren.
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We're going to have to ask you guys to leave. Yeah, they were like, it's not our typical crowd.
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Me, me. I literally got out of, I was driving by Barnes & Noble. And like, if you see a line of girls and like you can tell what kind of girls, like I immediately am like, oh, sample sale today. Like I wonder.
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Ich dachte mir, was für ein Raum es da ist, dass es so viele Mädchen gibt. Und ich dachte mir, es sind viele Mädchen, es muss eine Reformation-Sale sein oder so. Die Jungs sind auf der Reihe für Aloe-Yoga. Und dann, als ich aus dem Auto kam und es war für uns, dachte ich mir, es gibt einfach keinen Weg. Ich dachte, es wäre eine Samplesale.
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Das ist so Emo. Das ist so New York City Emo.
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Ich glaube, ich habe das Teil der Kindheit vermisst.
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No, I mean, we couldn't just go places by ourselves. We couldn't drive.
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This is borderline illegal. Am I extorting the gigglers? This is literally bribing a public official.
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Wenn ein Giggler mir über meine Vagina erzählen kann, dann kann ein Giggler uns helfen, dir eine Lizenz zu bekommen.
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Ja. Wink, wink. Ich bringe dir eine Lasagne. Ich habe eine Frage. Wenn es ums Fahren geht, denke ich wirklich nicht, dass du je deine Fahrerlizenz bekommen musst, wenn du planst, in New York für den Rest deines Lebens zu leben. Das ist das Problem.
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Totally, but if you're in the city, you jump on the subway, you get in a car, if you're going out to Long Island, unless Uber goes away, but I feel like you could navigate it. You're enabling my bad behavior.
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You're the reason the ozone layer is broken. We even each other out. Okay? My only question is, and maybe this is just how my brain is wired. I think about living in New York City a lot in terms of like, if something were to happen, because we live in such a targeted city, everything runs in New York City. Mm-hmm.
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If something happened in New York City where we had to get out, like we had to get out quick or like you had to jump in a car and like at some point someone was like, you have to drive in that situation. Do you think about that? Like, oh, what if something happened? Would I be able to like, do you think in that situation you'd be able to do it?
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And if the answer is yes, then I don't think you ever need a license. And if the answer is no.
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I was like, how does he have a license? Probably shouldn't have been.
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Okay, also es ist ein Sommerziel. Du hast die Frage beantwortet, aber in einer Zeit der Krise, würdest du uns über den George Washington, Bitch? Meine Beine sind zerbrochen. Und meine Hände. Und ich habe meine Hände verloren.
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the girls by the way have been tagging us it's so funny who's page and hannah coded like the page coded no hannah it's hilarious the page coded book tags there's flowers in the background it's aesthetic there's a candle lit like there's someone's nail is in it yeah like the hannahs are like here's my dog und meine Kuppe Kaffee und ich habe das Buch, Leute.
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Oh, and I looked at him and I was like, and you're like, I'm a statue, essentially.
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Okay, I'm gonna tell you something. I've never parallel parked once in my life. I parallel parked once on my road test when I was 16 and I'm 32. How'd you do it? I fucked it up and he was like, you're fine. I know you know how to do it. But you didn't hit the curb. No. You didn't hit the curb. Okay, good. But I wasn't close to the curb. I was a problem in the opposite way. I was in the street.
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I was in the middle of the street. I was like, this is fine.
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One thing I wanted to bring up because I was watching Righteous Gemstones, which is really... I have to get into it. Well, this is the last season, so it's fine. But an actress that people, I feel like, don't talk about enough that's hilarious is Megan Mullally.
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Ich google sie gerade. Okay, sie war in... Hast du jemals... Was für ein guter Name. Will & Grace. Oh ja, sie ist... Sie ist Karen. Sie ist Karen in Will & Grace.
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Und sie ist in der Saison von Gemstones. Und jedes Mal, wenn ich sie in etwas veröffentliche, sie ist in Parks & Recreation viel. Sein Mann ist einer der Hauptmanns in Parks & Recreation. Also ihr Mann ist Nick Offerman. Ja. Sometimes she would go on Parks and Rec and play his ex-wife, even though they were married in real life.
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She's just so funny and I truly don't feel like people give her enough flowers. She's just as iconic as anyone else of her peers. But I feel like no one ever talks about her. Will and Grace was like... Das Show war unglaublich und ich fühle mich auch, dass es für die Gay-Community ernst gemacht hat. Nein, ich habe Will & Grace erst ein Jahr hergeschaut. Es ist so ein guter Sitcom.
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What's up, my Gretchen Wiener Gigglers? That's a really good one.
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What the fuck is going on with your nails?
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They gave everything. I mean, they went to jail.
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I love that. I feel like Megan, we forget, she always wanted to be an entertainer. And now she's just like, this is... But it's funny because... She's an actress. It's very Martha Stewart, except she doesn't start off with being like, I particularly have a skill for this. She just kind of was like, fuck her and find out. Yeah, like...
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Yeah, it seems like while the world is burning, you can have a beehive.
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There's so much crap in this room and Paige somehow saw the tiny kitten heel of... Is that a vintage shoe?
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Sorry, I had a friend who I love, but she did the most annoying thing where whenever she'd start dating a guy... Wait, I just realized your name starts with H. I was like, why would I call you that? You go, wait, Hannah starts with an H? I had this friend who whenever she would start dating a guy, like they'd be a week in, and she'd be like, me and J. And his name was like Jason.
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She'd be like, J and I... Und dann würde sie einen anderen Mann namens Patrick treffen. Sie würde sagen, ich bin P. Und ich war so, das ist, ich fühle mich, dass du überkompensiert bist, weil du, ihr habt eigentlich noch nie darüber gesprochen. Ja, ihr habt noch nie miteinander gesprochen.
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Ich würde sagen, wie von ihrem eigenen Namen. Ich habe einmal einen Mann getroffen und ich würde sagen, wie Baby. Und er war so, nimm mich nie. Und ich war so, okay, ich packe mich in Therapie.
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What's your go-to when you were in a relationship and had someone who loves you?
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What is it? That is so... It's literally under a pile of garbage and she's like, cute. Wait, cute. Cute. No. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. We've been praying for a weekend free and then the whole time I just watched TV and missed Paige.
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It could be, in case I forget your name, babe, honey buns. Yeah, like... Yeah. I like to say what's cooking good looking.
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Like I like being called Paige. Say every fucking syllable of my name including the silent H at the end. When Des is my name fully, I'm like, okay, stop flirting. You're literally obsessed with me.
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Okay, when you made that kind of thing, that was so intense. Well, yeah, then Des will say Han sometimes.
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I don't think you did. I do have to say, if they want to Frankenbite it, it looks the same off the lip. Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige. Your mom called you a bitch. And then the doctor thought it was Paige and wrote it down. You know when you have a sibling and you're too lazy to say their name fully? My brother's name is Daniel, but I always called him Denil.
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I watched everything that's ever been made this weekend. I finished it.
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No, my mom convinced herself that she has the same taste in shows as you, so whenever you watch something, she watches it. No, we talk about shows a lot. No, we love a period piece. Okay, then I'm gonna bring it up. Wait, did you see? Sorry. Okay, I just took so much courage to say the last sentence. What did I see? What did I see?
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He heard you talking about him on the pod and he was like, I have a girlfriend.
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Well, I'm sorry about that. Thanks. It's a tough way to start the week, for sure. For sure. It seems like an attack on you. That was like when... Als Charlie Puth mit mir verheiratet wurde, war ich so traurig. Er hat das Bild zu weit genommen. Ich habe gesagt, ich folge dir nicht mehr. Wie soll ich das sehen? Ich habe es noch nie gesehen.
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Okay, ich bin über das Dokumentarium auf Hulu, das du mir gesagt hast, zu sehen. Ruby Franky.
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Nicht, dass du dich mit Anne Frank verwirrst. Ruby Frankie.
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Das ist wirklich der Plot von Mulholland Drive. Nein, ich bin nur verrückt. Also, das ist eine Sache. Es ist eine so komplexere Geschichte als nur... Ich dachte, es war nur ein Mami-Vlogger, der verrückt ist. Nein. Sie ist nicht nur eine dreckige Mutter. Ich meine, ich denke, sie ist. Ja. Aber lasst uns ehrlich sein. Es gibt Mormonismus. Mormonismus und Gehirnwaschung.
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I do have to say... weil ich einen älteren Mann habe. Jedes Mal, wenn ich seine Kultur erlebe, sage ich ihm, was ist ein Film, den du von früher geliebt hast, den ich noch nie gesehen habe? Und das ist eine lustige Erfahrung für uns. Weißt du, wie es ist, wenn wir nur die Schauspieler kennen, aber wir wissen nie, wie sie aus der 90er- oder 2000er-Jahre aussehen?
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Mormonismus und Gehirnwaschung. Also, sie hat angefangen... Der Mann... Well, he was interviewed the whole time. The husband has something mental. He loves the embarrassment, the pain.
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You should be arrested, too. Well, stop acting like the father just was absent and had no idea of the family... Oh, okay. Sorry. Sie wollte Amerika's Mom sein. Sie liebte die Ehre. Und dann ging sie so weit wie... Amerika's Mom? Du hast sie nicht gefüttert. Das ist die einzige Sache, die uns gefüttert hat. Ich bin besessen mit Influencer-Kultur und dem, was hinter den Szenen passiert.
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Das Unglaubliche an diesem Dokumentarfilm ist, ist, dass sie hunderttausende Minuten von Fotos von ihr filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, die sie selbst filmt hat, As Ruby. Mhm.
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Und dann, der Sohn, einer der Söhne, ist so süß. Und sie hat gemerkt, dass er der Grund war, warum sie so viele Zuschauer hatten, weil er so süß war. Und dann hat er... Und diese Kinder sind einfach Teenager geworden. Sie waren einfach so, Mama, ich will mit meinen Freunden spielen. Ich will nicht Stunden von YouTube-Video-Brand-Deals mit dir machen. Und sie war so, er ist besessen.
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Er ist verrückt geworden. Also es ist eine Kombination von religiösen Sachen, von diesem Therapeuten,
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Ich habe letzte Nacht Mulholland Drive gesehen. Hast du das je gesehen?
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Well, the whole concept of filming your kids and you see it a lot. Like people get, I think, addicted to they put the phone on their kid and they immediately get likes. So they think, oh, my God, I want likes. Who gives a fuck?
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I'm like, you want to go to school? You have to pay for it. And at one point the kids were like, I don't want to film. And she's like, I'll give you ten dollars if you film. There are laws in California now that says something like if your kid has to get a certain percentage... Child labor laws. Yeah. Which, as there should be.
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There's famous kids who... Never saw a dime. Yes. Like literally were broke at the end of working their whole childhood. Yeah. I'd also argue that... Like Shia LaBeouf, like his family always took...
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I do have to say, there's something we said about kids doing chores and kids having a goal and stuff, but having kids have a full career is not healthy to their development.
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Es ist in der Zeitgeist. Es ist Naomi Watts Breakout Roll.
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You're gonna be one of these crazy bitches that is like, Paige leaves her entire estate to die for you when you pass away. Und deine Kinder werden sagen, was zur Hölle? Du willst etwas wissen?
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Ja. Keiner von uns kann Zeitgeist sprechen.
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Wenn du es deinen Kindern nicht geben wirst?
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I watch a lot of, you know, celebrity documentaries. I think some of them who are self-made feel like they want their kids to work hard like they did and not just have tons of money. I couldn't have a more different mindset.
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I saw this on Instagram. Someone said, you know when you're a kid and you have to sharpen your pencil? So you get up to the garbage and you just like sharpen it and it feels kind of nice. And you'd also get to like, you take a break. Oh, that's a version of a cigarette break as a kid.
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Okay? It's so funny, because now you deal with me. Paige will literally be like, this hurts, this hurts. And I go, you're going on stage, bitch.
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I'm feeling a slight tingle in my throat. Better call my mommy. I feel like my past life when my children died of cholera is coming forward today.
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We are the Zeitgeist. Giggling is Zeitgeist. We just start using it inappropriately. This movie, you should watch it. Sorry, I can't get comfortable.
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung. BR 2018
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That was on Zoom. That was on Zoom. I was like, nothing to see over here. So Mulholland Drive, it got famous for this like sex lesbian scene with Naomi Watts and the other actress who I forgot. But it's like hot.
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung. BR 2018
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung. BR 2018 Das war's für heute.
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You know what, out of respect, Chris, because I know you're regularly googling the lesbian scene, you creep. Can you tell? He's playing it right now. What's the name of the other actress? Sorry, what was the movie?
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Can you do your job for a second? What's the name of the actress?
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Ich, und natürlich nach Pilates, was ich den ganzen Tag gemacht habe, saß in einer seltsamen Position, die Detroiters für die nächsten acht Stunden zu sehen. Also kam ich auf und ich war sofort so, ich habe meinen Rücken rausgeholt.
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Oh, don't tempt me. Don't tempt me. But I googled it and they were like, the one thing you shouldn't do if you've pulled your back is like sit in the same position for too long. And I was like, well, that's the only thing I'm gonna do. So what if you've already done that? I was like, it's too late for me. And I had already pressured Grace the next morning to do Pilates with me.
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No, we can't spell Mulholland. So look, I love movies that trick me. Like I want to be tricked. I love a twist. I really wasn't expecting that. This movie. ist so ein erstaunlicher Trick, dass du den ganzen Film anschauen wirst und es beendet wird. Und du denkst dir immer noch, das könnte der schlechteste Film, den ich je gesehen habe.
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So I wake up in the morning and not only am I fighting my own demons, but I have sweet, sweet Grace, who looks forward to this with me. It's like pretty much, she doesn't have a lot of other things going on. Sie hat so viel. Sie ist hier mit Arbeit. Es ist das Highlight ihres Tages. Ich mache ein paar Lachen. Sie ist lachend, weil es wahr ist. Ich mache Lachen.
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Wenn es ein hartes Exercise ist, schaue ich mich an sie und wir haben einen Moment zusammen. Es ist so lustig. Sie sagt, ich liebe meinen Job.
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So, this was like literally me being insane. And I'm going to pull it up. So I send her a long voice note. Grace? Hasn't she endured enough?
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No, before the class, I send her a whole thing. I'm like, I'm so sorry to ruin your day. I'm not going to be able to make it to class today. I pulled my back out. So she goes, OMG, Godspeed, we'll miss you. Looking back at it now, I think she just said it to say it, but when I saw it, I go, oh my god, she's gonna miss me. Get it together.
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So then I'm like, I can, Hannah, just go. Because I started googling, can you do Pilates with a bad back? And they were like, oh, Pilates is actually good for a bad back. And I'm like, that's crazy.
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10 Monate später sage ich mir, dass meine Brust zu viel schmerzt. Oh mein Gott. Weil ich aufstehe und dachte, nein. Weißt du, was jetzt schmerzt? Graces Kopf. Okay, ihr Gehirn. Also das ist um 11.15 Uhr. 11.16 Uhr sage ich, JK kommt. No. What time was the class? 11.30, so like, I have to leave. So she goes, someone is at war with their brain. Someone is at war with their brain this morning.
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And then the best part is after that I go, JKK! Oh mein Gott.
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Und dann googlst du es und sagst dir, ich war komplett gezwungen, das war der beste Film, den ich je gesehen habe.
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Until it's too late and you can't feed your own cat because as you bend down to give her water.
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Du schnappst nicht zurück. Du schnappst einfach nicht zurück. Wenn ich dir sage, dass ich nur eine stürmische Scheiße in meinen Zwanzigern nehmen musste und ich war so, okay, schnapp. Nein, wirklich, wirklich. Sprechen wir über Körperschämen. Ja. Hab ich dir jemals gesagt, was mein Nickname war? Ja.
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through high school into college no quadzilla what quadzilla hannah which i'd quite literally dig my own grave that's why i'm funny that's why i have a good personality i had huge i still they're not as strong but i used to have like my quads were like what is a quad Es ist so über dein Knie. Meine Quads waren so stark, die Muskeln bluten über meine Knochen. Also über deine Knochen.
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Ich konnte so viel Squat. Und ich war wirklich schnell auf dem Tor. Und literally Hot Guys würden sagen, was ist mit Quadzilla? Nein. I'm like, sorry, I'm just like trying my best. They're just like not creative, you know, just like not a good nickname. Quadzilla? No, the kids were so lazy with it and it stuck. Vorher hieß es Elf-Eier, also war es zumindest in einer Art mächtig.
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Zumindest hattest du an Weihnachten und Freude gedacht.
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Aber ich habe euch gesagt, ich habe immer Männer gesagt, hey, was machst du für diese Kälber? They want my calf workout.
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No, men look at me like a horse. They check my teeth. Why are men always trying to treat you like they're breeding with you? Yeah, and they're like, what's your vert? What? They're like, do you want to race?
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Ich habe zu sagen, ich habe in der Schule angefangen zu wachsen. weil Division-I-Babys ein Thema waren. Also, viele Athleten würden Frauen kürzen. Und dann würden sie mich sehen. Und sie würden sofort eine Nike-Sponsorin für ihr Kind riechen. Ja, du kannst mit der Sorority-Girl gehen, die nicht in einer rechten Linie gehen kann. Oder ich könnte einen Fußball 100 Yards schießen.
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What do you want for our child? Do you want your child to dunk? Right. With these calves? Yeah. So it's just like a matter of what kind of DNA you want.
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I think you'll have a gay son who, let's just say, could palm a basketball with your fingers.
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Wait, do you think your son's gonna be gay?
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Okay. And some would argue maybe that's a bad movie if you don't get it. No one gets it. It's very artistic.
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Ich habe gehört, dass... You've been cracking me up on the road about the boy mom's joke. Which we're not doing anymore. Can we please do it? So I found a photo of Paige dressed up like...
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Xylophon. Und du hast Flanelon, und du hast deine hohen Schuhe, und du hast deinen Starbucks-Order, der so kompliziert und unnötig war.
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You literally show this outfit and Paige is like, this is an outfit of a boy mom who wants to fuck her eldest son. And that is so real. It's so real. I might think you having a daughter would be too powerful. The alliance you guys would have. Maybe the universe...
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But the ending makes you realize, oh, what I was thinking the whole time wasn't true. And now I have to rethink everything I thought about this movie.
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I'll cry. I'm so proud of her. So she wasn't even hissing or anything? She literally was just like, look at this.
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I'm obsessed with her so much. We had a Zoom recently. We're both butter. And Daphne, we're on the Zoom. Yeah. And so they kind of met. They did. They didn't make eye contact, but like. But they were like. They're on a work call together.
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Divorce. Jessica Simpson has new music inspired from her divorce. Have you seen it? Wait.
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She was with a hockey player, so we knew that was going to happen. Oh, he was? I think so. I don't think so. Can we google who Jessica Simpsons ex was? Are you thinking Carrie Underwood? It's possible. Was he a businessman or was he a hockey player? I think he was a businessman. Well, he had a blockhead. What is a businessman? Again, something men made up to feel important. What is... Oh.
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Football. Oh, Football. Oh. Okay.
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But also they shamed her voice, which like, I'm sorry. People were always mean to Jessica Simpson. Can you guys sing better? Then shut the fuck up. Also, I loved her voice.
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We found out bananas are actually berries on the burner phone pod this week. I think you guys should listen to it. It was a very fun episode. What? Yeah, so that's, my world's been crushed. I have to rethink everything. Do we have the name of the actress yet?
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That's what they say, though, when you're having a panic attack, to look at something and say the color, the smell, whatever, you know how it is. Well, I'm glad that you're really connecting to colors right now.
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Wait, why does this make me more worried for your well-being? Wait, what are you searching for that you don't have right now? A husband. You dabble in and out of being like, if I have to see a man. I do have to say though, it just takes one man. And for everyone listening, we joke about de-centering. We don't joke, it's very serious de-centering.
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But you want to de-center while finding that one person.
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Wait, I'm so proud of you. Are you ever worried that you're gonna clog all your pores with too many masks? Okay, first of all, have you been texting my mom? No, I just... Are you drowning yourself?
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Because sometimes when you're dry I feel like it adds more oils which can clog it more. Like I kind of made that up but like No, I mean, it sounds right, but I didn't... I also do feel like pimples have a natural life cycle that sometimes you just have to let them live.
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Wait till you read the newsletter this week. What is the spray that you use for, like, um... for weeds?
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Laura Haring. Shout out, Laura. Laura, we hope you're doing well. She crushed it.
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Oh. She goes, I use my Roundup and I give it a little spritz. Honestly?
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Ich muss sagen, das war das erste Wochenende, das wir frei und für immer hatten. Und ich war wirklich gegen Dämonen, weil ich dachte, oh mein Gott, das fühlt sich so gut an. Und dann in vier Stunden wäre ich so, bin ich depressiv? Und dann wäre ich so, nein, wir genießen uns selbst.
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Nein, Reste sind so wichtig, was wir von meiner Rückseite vorhin gelernt haben. Ja, das stimmt. In diesem Episode. Ich bin noch nicht ein voller Erwachsener geworden, weil meine Mutter mich angerufen hat und gesagt hat, du bist noch nie zum Gynäkologen gekommen. Und ich war so, ich sage, ich habe keinen Gynäkologen und niemand hat mich mit einem eingestellt.
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Und sie war so, das ist nicht so, wie es funktioniert. So I went on ZocDoc. And this is the thing, ZocDoc for gyno is wild. But I found, I honestly liked her energy from her photo. You have to go on vibes because there's nothing else on ZocDoc to go by. Whose forearm do I want in my pussy? So she was cute. She seemed nice. Because you're never going male.
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I don't remember being so quick though. She literally just like in and out, shoved it, felt up my boobs. I do have a lipoma. I have like a big fat cell on the side. Have you seen it? Of course I have. No, I have like a huge fat globule. You have to go to a dermatologist and get that taken out? I just searched on ZocDoc Lipoma Doctor and I just set up an appointment. So we'll see what happens there.
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This is my Super Bowl. No, but this is my problem is that I want to go in and be like, can you cut it out? Thank you. Where I think it's going to be a whole thing.
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Okay. How did they get the Lipoma out? They literally chop it off. Okay, well, do you think somebody would do it the first time? Because I really don't want to go back and forth like a hundred times.
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What if I just give them a 20 and I'm like, can you just cut it off?
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There's like different, anyway, it's growing. And honestly, like the summer's coming and I just feel like. Yeah, and then you need it off. I need it off. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. So, but she said it's not breast cancer, so just wanted to let you guys know. Oh, good. I didn't even know that was something that... It's just like, it's close to my boob. Got it, okay. Wow, the pod has gotten crazy.
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No, we went in so many different directions, who even knows? Honestly, and the final thing, final celeb I want to bring up, who I've honestly... Never respected more. And she gets torn apart for everything she does. Taylor Swift. What'd she do? She was paparazzi'd with Travis Kelsey. And the back of her hair. A mess? A complete mess. Not her business. None of her business.
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It's starting to make me realize the gag has been on us the whole time. I think she loves people being like, her style is not great, her whatever is great. Because she's like, I'm a billionaire and I still do whatever the fuck I want. And I'm not going to conform to whatever societal pressure you think a female celebrity should be.
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And her walking on this date where she knew it was going to get photographed. und ihr Haar ist ein verdammter Mist im Hinterkopf.
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Sie dachte wirklich. Sie war so, es ist windig draußen. Habt ihr den Wind gesehen? Ich weiß nicht, ob die Straßen gecancelt wurden. Ein paar kurze Updates. Our book comes out in less than a month. And I know you guys thought this was a bit. So did we. It's not a bit. It's done. The book is done. And a lot of you have already pre-ordered it.
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See, I've never seen a movie before. Like, I miss... Everything Des says, I'm like, no, but he's like, are you fucking kidding me?
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However, I looked at the numbers of the people who listened to the pod and the people who have pre-ordered the book. Some of you haven't. Okay. No, I'll find you. Some of you haven't. This book... Yes.
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Yes. A longer pod. A longer pod. Where we like... Anyway, yeah. I'm trying to think of something. Also, I have shows in Albany this weekend. Are you coming? Oh yeah, when? Thursday, Friday, Saturday? Do you want to come Thursday? Yeah. We'll talk about it.
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But I also just announced shows in New Haven, Connecticut, Providence, Rhode Island, Brooks, California, Highland, California, Richfield, Connecticut, Red Bank, New Jersey and West Hampton Beach. Those are all my new hour. Yay, I'm so excited. Paige is gonna see my new hour this week, give me notes. I'm so excited for it. She might actually do her own 10 minutes, we'll see.
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I'm not doing that, ever. I quote Paige Sorbo, she said, I would never stand for that long. I couldn't, I'd pass out. Literally, I've been watching Amazon Live sometimes when I miss you. I have to say. You're doing full stand-up. I'm doing full stand-up. You're doing full stand-up. Literally, I was kicking my legs. I was like... We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. Talk soon. Bye.
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I do have an uncle who's, like, obsessed with James Bond, so I've seen, like, a lot of the James Bond movies, but I wouldn't say that really brings any value to the community.
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Hey, cool. In Erlangen gibt es ein neues Tapas-Restaurant. Sieht super aus.
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Seit wir accomplished Journalisten sind, werden wir die Quote richtig nehmen.
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Das ist so lustig, aber eine Teil von mir ist so, okay, Spion, von wem gehörst du?
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Ich verstehe diese Anonymität. Aber dann leben einige Celebs ihre Leben, wo sie wollen, dass alle wissen, was sie tun, mit wem sie sind.
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Well, she's been in, like, Marvel movies.
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The Marvel movies ruined it for her, probably.
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Ein Mädchen kommt zu mir auf dem Flughafen, nimmt ein Foto und ich schaue sie an und sage, ich bin so entschuldigt für das Foto. Manchmal sehe ich sie so entschuldigt, wie schlecht ich in das Foto schaue. Sie sagen, ich kann das Foto nicht benutzen, Hannah.
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Wenn du dir das vorstellst, siehst du nicht so viele Selfies mit Kardashians. A-List-Selbstständigen. Du siehst nicht, du siehst nicht. Wo sind alle die Selfies? Wann war das letzte Mal, dass du Kim Kardashian mit jemandem ein Selfie gemacht hast? Ich denke, es ist einfach so, dass sie so verteidigt sind.
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Und vielleicht... Vielleicht machen sie das an Presse-Tagen, aber wo auch immer sie reisen, müssen sie niemanden sehen.
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Nun, es gibt einfach irgendwelche Arten von Menschen, die... Don't think like, oh, this is a human person who may, if everyone asked her to get a selfie every time they wanted, that she couldn't live her life. But some people see a celeb and think they're the first person to ever see that celeb. Right. And are like, oh, my God.
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No. You know, it's. Ich glaube, manche Leute wählen ihre Grenzen anders. Ich denke, wenn man ein bestimmtes Niveau von Celeb ist, wenn man mit einer Fotos startet, dann wird es ein volles Meet and Greet am Kaffeeshop. Weil dann die Leute sagen, oh, du hast eine Fotos mit ihnen gemacht, warum nicht ich? Und am nächsten Tag weißt du, wie du rauskommst.
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Und dann hat es mich, wenn ich über Celebrity denke, Sorry, I watch a lot of celebrity documentaries. Niall Horan. Did you hear when he was on One Direction that he had a point where he got so big he couldn't go anywhere? But looking back, he's like, I also dealt with some paranoia that I thought that I would get swarmed anywhere I went.
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And he's like, looking back, I might have not been swarmed, but I was so scared of the possibility of getting swarmed that I started hearing things and I couldn't leave my house. Stop. And that's what happened to Justin Bieber. No way. Well, I just added that at the end. I don't know if that's true. But fame definitely hasn't helped. No. No.
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And go full circle, Mulholland Drive is about Los Angeles and fame. It really is.
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Und ich würde sagen, ich will einen Mann, der es ist, Ich möchte einen Mann, der mehr mit dem Kochen und dem Kleinen beteiligt ist. Ich möchte nur einen Hausherrn. I just realized I want an assistant. Some of these girls who have done it right, they marry chefs. The one thing though is chefs are like a lot of the time crazy people.
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Because their job is just like being in hot places, yelling at people, snorting cocaine, tattoos. Like chefs are crazy. And then sometimes they go home and they're like, I'm not going to cook you a meal. It's like me coming home and having to do a stand-up set for Des. I'm like, you have to pay money for that. Like I don't do it for free.
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I do have to say, I've dated guys in the past who have cooked and it's been so hot and so fun. I've never like dated a man that like... The energy they put into barbecuing, put it into everything. Put it into sandwiches, put it into pasta, put it into steak. Get them like really into making steak. You have to trick them to be like, oh my god, I love... That Salmon you made. Yeah.
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And then they like get passionate about it and then it gets part of their ego and then they're like obsessed with it. That's what it is. Make it a part of their ego. Yes. Chris is smiling. You tricked them. Right? And the second you make it and I go, oh my, wait. Baby, I love your barbecue chicken. It's so good. I go, my ex used to make it. Das ist schrecklich.
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Look, I'm trying to get creative here. Did you blow your hair out today? I did do a little Dyson. Wow, looks nice. Thank you. And I am wearing glasses today. No, you look really pretty today. They're fake glasses.
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Ich habe ihn vor meinem Bruders Geburtstag ein Steak gekauft. All diese Steaks. Und er kommt wirklich dazu, oh, wie wie hochwertig diese Steaks sind. Und dann kaufe ich ihm immer Sachen, um Steaks zu machen. Sie lieben Schotschkis. Wenn du ihnen einen neuen Knife bekommst, kannst du mit diesem Knife einen Teig schneiden, den du machen kannst. Das macht sie wie Hunde, weißt du?
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Deswegen denke ich, wir sind so viel klüger. The joke of men used to go to war is so funny to me, just to wrap this up, because my final thought is men literally used to go to war.
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Also this whole time I can't see. I've been fighting for my life with these fake glasses because I like the aesthetic, but I feel blind, I can't hear, I can't talk, I feel, I have nothing left. Men used to go to war, men used to have their arm blown off and still run and do what they had to do.
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Nowadays, a man's going down on you and sees you're spotting slightly on your period and he's like, I can't do it. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
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Ich bin Tim und du bist Sam. Ich dachte eigentlich, das ist so seltsam, aber in einem anderen Universum, das sind ich und du. Es ist einfach so lustig.
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Zu der Meghan Markle Show habe ich angefangen zu schauen, wer ist Jackie Schimmel? Sie hat das ganze Video in ihren Kommentaren gesehen. Sie hat einen Kommentar gemacht, in dem sie gesagt hat, dass sie noch nie jemanden gesehen hat, like, be with her friends, but act like she just met her friends. Like, the lack of chemistry she has with, like, her uncle in it. And I kind of loved it.
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Oh. It's funny because we got in the cab and the taxi driver was so excited that we were like visiting.
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It's just an unfamiliar... I don't understand the hierarchy. I don't understand all the codes going on. I'm here to have a good time. But there's so much history and stuff going on. And Paige is looking at me like, don't you fucking embarrass me in front of my cool fashion friends. Okay.
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They don't have taxis. Sorry, I live in the 1600. We've got in a horse and carriage. Er war so, was bist du hier für? Und wir waren müde, also sagten wir nichts. Wir waren so, um Freunde zu besuchen.
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And you're fine as long as people come to you and sit down almost like a cat. Smell my finger, my hand first. And then we'll chat.
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And I felt so bad because I only went to one fashion show this week and it was Michael Kors. And I was running late. Mein einziger Job war es, dort auf der Zeit zu kommen. Und ich habe es mit meinem Haar und Make-up gemacht.
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Ich habe gegoogelt, ob Fashion Shows auf der Zeit starten. Und sie sagten, ja. Sie starten immer auf der Zeit. Und ich war so, ich schreibe den Michael Kors Leuten und ich bin so, erzähl Michael.
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Ich war überrascht, weil ich wusste, dass du ohne mich da warst.
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Also it's crazy because there's like insane celebrities there. Like Kerry Washington.
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Ja. Das ist, wenn du weißt, dass du eine Minute lang in der Fashion warst, wenn das nicht für dich passt.
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Ich will, dass die Leute wissen, dass ich mit der Mädchen vorne stehe. Ich stehe in Solidarität mit ihr. Ich weiß nicht, wie sie sich nennt. But I respect her and I believe she should be treated with kindness.
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And he was so excited to tell us all the places we can go. But anyway, we're in the middle of fucking tour right now, like literally in bed at the Hard Rock Hotel, looking onto a pool.
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I walked in exact opposite energy to the other spectrum where I was just apologizing to everyone and they were like, why are you apologizing? I'm like, I thought the whole show was waiting for me. I thought Michael was holding it up for me.
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Ich lebe von sozialen Butterfly. Du bist ein sozialer Butterfly. Oh, hallo.
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Okay. No, when I come to a party, I'm giving 100%. Yes. Also, Rachel Zegler was walking by. Yes. But again, this wasn't like people weren't socializing. Like, everyone was sitting down at this point. And I yelped. Like, I barked at her.
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And this is the thing. I felt like I was...
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Because that's the kind of human I am. Yeah.
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Ich habe sie für 20 Minuten mit ihr gesprochen. Sie guckt mich in die Wände, weil sie sich in ihr wichtigstes Seat verabschiedet hat. Ich habe sie nachher ge-DM'ed, was schrecklich war. Ich war eigentlich froh, dass sie mir gesagt hat, dass sie mich und mein Team wegwerfen soll. Ich war so überrascht, dass ich bei der Michael-Core-Show lacht habe. Du lachtest wirklich an ihr?
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Nein, ich war so... Und dann hat jemand gesagt, hol deine Chihuahua zurück in ihre Tasche. Und sie war so, oh mein Gott, ich liebe dich. Weil ich wusste, dass sie Giggly Squad liebt. Und ich war mit dir sitzen. Es hat nicht funktioniert, wie ich es wollte.
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Wenn ich anstrengend bin, spreche ich mehr. Ich werde größer.
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Also zusammen ist es sehr, sehr lustig. Ich bin wie die Mutter und du bist der Tochter, der die Beine der Mutter hält. Und du denkst dir, dass sie normalerweise eigentlich ziemlich ausgehend ist, aber sie hat einen Tag. Nein. Das ist literally you at social events and people will be like, Paige is so quiet. And I go, you should see her when she gets comfortable. When we're home.
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Also speaking of toddlers, I'm not wearing pants right now.
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I go, can you wipe me? No, I'm wearing no panties. I'm wearing a long shirt, though. Let's just... I don't want people to think I'm... Also, I'm wearing full granny panties.
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Sieh, in meinem Kopf bin ich zum ersten Mal Gen Z. Sie sehen mich und sagen, ich bin die Königin von Gen Z. Ich bin auch ohne Alter in meinem Kopf. Yeah, that's actually probably good. Like, I walk around, I'm a soul. I'm a soul that you can take or leave.
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Aber es ist lustig, ich sehe sie als andere Kreative im Bereich. Ja, ich sehe sie als eine kleine Schwester.
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Aber ich bin nicht dein Alter.
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I'm in like dad joke mode. I'm turning into my dad. Like at the brunch place yesterday, I ordered a beer. Wir sind einfach müde. Ich kaufe einen BLT auf Sourdough Brot. Denk an den größten Sourdough Loaf, den du jemals gesehen hast. Es war verrückt. Und dann haben sie es geschnitten. Und sie haben es nicht mal halb geschnitten. Es ist einfach der größte Sandwich, den ich jemals gesehen habe.
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So the nice lady puts it down and I look at her and I go, I give myself, I think I'm an actress. So I give the tone, I go, oh, I actually was expecting a bigger sandwich. She looked at me dead serious. I looked at her, Paige is like, Hannah, stop it. She's embarrassed. So I'm literally a dad. And then later on, the girl was like, by the way, I like Giggly Squad.
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And I'm like, you could have told me instead of leaving me high and dry. Yeah, I'm my dad joke. You could have acknowledged my dad joke. And by the way, I was at the point with the girls at the Michael Kors show where we had said hi to each other and then we were still talking and I felt pressure. I had to bring something more to the conversation.
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Du bist ein Inni und du bist die Audi. Und dann hat einer von ihnen gelacht. Der andere war so, was redet sie? Hat sie mir einfach ein Bellybutton genannt? Und dann war ich so, ich muss zurück in mein Seat. And it was great chatting with you. Have a great show. And I did do a follow-up DM, by the way. And I said, hey, I hope you watch Severance. It's a really good show.
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What are you, running home and DMing everyone that we've met?
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What do you think I have in my notes app? All the people I need to DM to make sure that they don't hate me. Weil ich versucht habe, weil das meine Sache ist, ich versuche, einen Lächeln zu bekommen. Und der Lächeln, einerseits ist es riskant und zweitens ist es nicht immer geeignet für die Umgebung, in der du bist.
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Und wenn ich ständig auf der Straße stand-up mache, dann muss man den ganzen Tag riffen. Also ist es schwer, sich manchmal aus dieser Mode zu entfernen, um Leute zu lachen, was super erstaunlich kann.
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Auch wenn wir fliegen und der Pilot so schlecht war, dass ich ihn ein Zaddy nennen wollte. Und ich dachte mir, das ist kein Stand-Up-Show. Das ist ein Mann, der nur seinen Job macht. Du brauchst keine sexuellen Verbrechen.
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Wie kann man sagen, Dads sind immer schlau? Er war schlau.
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Was that a smooth ride for you?
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This is a big plane, wasn't it?
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Ich habe immer noch über Mädchen-Piloten geredet, obwohl die Mädchen-Piloten-Gemeinschaft mich furchtbar macht. Wenn ich da wäre, würde ich einfach sagen, seid ihr furchtbar mit mir? Tut mir leid, tut mir leid, mein Schmerz. Kommt bitte zurück. Ist die Energie merkwürdig? Okay, danke. Kommt mit dem Lautsprecher, ihr seid einfach so, seid ihr alle okay?
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Ich muss eines sagen über soziale Situationen, die mich besser fühlen haben. everyone feels like they made an ass to themselves in some way. So I realized when they leave, they probably thought that they could have been... Or they didn't.
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I actually, I get... Aber das Schlimmste ist, dass ich eigentlich weiß, was ich mit dem Gym zu tun habe. Oh. Ich habe literally professionelle Trainer in der 1. Klasse, die mir erzählen, wie ich alles machen kann. Es ist mehr so, dass ich mich sehr überstimuliert fühle, weil ich alles um mich herum habe, bis zu dem Punkt, dass ich das nicht machen kann. Und ich muss alleine sein.
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Das ist das, warum ich Pilates liebe. Ich bin schon in meiner Pilates-Ära. Nein, wir sind Pilates-Maschinen. Wir werden Pilates-Socken machen. Wir danken euch wirklich. Wenn ihr euch fragt, was ich tun sollte, weil ihr während des Workouts liegen könnt.
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Well, because I came in, no, I came in with a handshake. Oh, you did? I didn't even notice that. Well, I was like overcompensating because of last time I felt like he didn't see me for me. So I came in with the hand. But right before we were about to take a photo with him, one of the marketing girlies we were with was like, do you know Michael has a cat?
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Was sie mir nicht erzählen sollte, weil das frisch in meinem Gehirn war. Also als ich ihn gesehen habe, habe ich ihm gesagt, wir lieben Katzen auch.
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He wanted to take it, he could.
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He didn't give anything back. Do you know what I have to say though? But he wasn't rude about it.
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He was matter of fact. And he said, thank you. No, he didn't say anything. He literally said nothing. I didn't even feel weird. I just felt like another time. You know what?
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Have a good night. Michael, if you're listening... He's not. To all the marketing girls at Michael's Coors listening, let Michael know that we have cats.
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People were going nuts over my pantsuit. My people, Kim DeSorbo, sent me a text and said, hey sweetie, you looked amazing in the Michael Kors outfit.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Also habe ich eine neue Ära angefangen, meine Haare zurückzuziehen, aber die Haare nach unten zu halten, weil ich denke, ich sehe wie ein hartgebratenes Ei, wenn ich voll zurück bin.
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Why are you yelling? Sorry, yeah.
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I'll tell you why, because in middle school, you know when kids say stuff that, like, they're not even trying to be funny, they're just stating facts. They're matter of fact. They're matter of fact. I wore my hair like that, and some girl was like, you look like Legolas. And this was during prime Lord of the Rings. Is it Lord of the Rings? Yeah. Yeah, Lord of the Rings. Like, Orlando Bloom. Yeah.
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Who, by the way, gorgeous, but not the look I was going for. Okay. So immediately I was like, and if I do that, I look like a killer elf. And I don't want to do that. One kid was like, you have big ears. Yeah, they said I have elf ears. And they weren't joking. So then I've taken that with me. You carried that. But I was super brave and I did it for the Michael Kors show. And it looked so good.
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Everyone liked it. Shout out to Kat Thompson. She did my hair. She's amazing.
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But then I tried to do it myself last night. We had a couple meltdowns.
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I'm working on it. I'm figuring it out. Then we had to go to the Lactaid show. Yes. Which was so funny. This is what dreams are made of.
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Ah, well, you know, comedy is meant to be in like a club environment. Shout out, if you weren't able to make the show, they have this lactate sweeps where you can go to their Instagram and they're sending out like lactate merch and stuff. Oh, cute. So check that out. I'm obsessed with lactate, one, because it's real milk, but just without the lactose. And as a woman in STEM...
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Ich weiß nicht, wie sie es machen, aber sie machen es. Du trinkst nicht seltsame, gemachte Sachen. Wir lieben echte Milch. Ich liebe echte Milch. In dieser Stadt.
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Also Lactaid, wir hatten so viel Spaß. Und ich liebte meinen Outfit auch.
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Und ich weiß, dass einige Leute sagen, oh, sie denken, sie gehen zu verschiedenen Events. Nein. Zuerst mal, es ist unser Event, also haben wir das Event gemacht. Zuerst mal, nein. Zuerst mal, äh, äh, äh, nein. Weil wir unterschiedliche Ästhetiken haben, das gleiche Event. Ich kämpfe nicht mit diesem menschlichen Menschen.
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Period. But then you did buy a shirt from Instagram shop that everyone's losing their mind over, which...
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Cut out the middleman. Why am I searching? Tell me what I want.
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Yeah, and I think it was really, really cute and really, really fun.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Um... I was on The Bachelor. Did you know I was doing The Bachelor? I had told you.
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No, we're blending. We're blending. Well, I did this interview recently where they were asking about us and our friendship and I realized like I'm a comedian who low-key like loves fashion. Like I like creative stuff.
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Oh yeah, so I was on The Bachelor last week. Everyone should watch if they haven't.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I was going to say, the only time I text you about your outfit is to just be like, do you like your outfit? Because I just want to see the mood you're going to be in for the night. You know me so well. Because I literally, I don't care what you're wearing. I just go, is it good? And you'll either be like, it is so good. Like, I'm obsessed.
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Leather hot pants. I'm sorry.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Do you prefer hot pants or underwear? Hot pants. And you heard it here first.
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I like that better. My labia be swinging. She be out there. Yeah, so The Bachelor. I was wearing a vintage Moschino suit. Shout out Tabitha. Yeah, you looked really cool. And then they were like, things changed. We're doing like a finance thing. And it was like possibly going to be Barbara Corcoran. And I was like, Barbara is literally my best friend. So that's great.
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Somehow I end up on a finance date. Mit Daniel von Shark Tank, der großartig ist und so süß und witzig ist. Aber ich dachte mir, warum bin ich hier? Warum bin ich hier für das Finanzdatum? Und sie sagten, wir haben keine Ahnung. Geh' dir Spaß machen. Und ich sagte, okay, ich trage einen Stift. Ich werde die Boss-Bitchen umdrehen. Es gab all diese Regeln, weil sie diese Spiele spielen.
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Du würdest gerne Hairstylist sein, weil du Gossip liebst.
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Ich habe die Regeln des Spiels nicht verstanden, aber ich musste ihnen erklären.
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Mein Job war, wenn die Mädchen die Antworten richtig hatten, war es, sie Geld zu geben. Ja. Wie Fake-Deal. I'm not not giving a girl money. No, that's like illegal. No, they were basically like, give the girl certain girls money and not girls money if they're wrong. And I go, I'm sorry. In this town, in this economy, every girl is right.
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And then the girls were so funny because I know I'm a people pleaser. They'd be like, Hannah, give me more. And I'd be like, yes. So I gave everyone, they were like, the game has gone awry. You need to like, we need one winner. And I said, okay. Sie sind alle Sieger. Sie sind alle Sieger. Sie sind alle hier, für ihre Leben zu kämpfen.
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Das lustigste an Filmen von The Bachelor ist, dass es einen Punkt gab, und ich weiß nicht, ob ich zu hart gurgelte, aber einige von den Mädchen waren Giggler. Ich glaube, sie haben vergessen, dass Grant da war.
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i don't care if you're on the bachelor we'll stone a man no we we were shooting for hours and there was a moment where like they were we were all just like kicking yeah and i was like guys aren't you shouldn't you be talking to grant yeah because like you have to get grants the name grant I do have to say, beautiful man. Beautiful man.
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But being... I watched The Bachelor like in college. I was so into The Bachelor. I actually had to take a break from it.
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Und dann haben sie The Bachelor in Paradise begonnen, was bedeutet, dass alle diese Leute, die auf The Bachelor verloren waren, in diesem Ort sind. Und um dort zu bleiben, musst du dich verbunden machen. Ich habe es verstanden. Ich bin wirklich eine Psychologin. Ja, weil du magst, wenn sie sagen, Villa. Yeah, I love it.
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But The Bachelor was interesting because I don't know what happened the previous night, but the girls were tired. They were like, we had like an intense date or like the rose ceremony lasted. Like they keep them up like crazy hours.
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The girls walked in and I was like, okay, we're gonna keep it light and fun. No one's fighting today. You're gonna keep it in. And then at the end they were like, do you want to do a confessional? I started feeling PTSD. It started to rise and I said, you know what, bring it back. Roll back the tapes.
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I go, what are you all here to talk about? So I made some confessionals in it, which was really funny. No, you did really good. It was funny. Und ich denke, ich hatte einen guten Quote über das Geld der Mädchen, also bin ich froh darüber. Ja, ich habe das gehört, ja. Also, ich bin zurück auf Reality TV. Du hast es hier zuerst gehört.
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Ich habe mich letztens gefühlt, sprichst du von Alter, ich fühlte mich wirklich alt, weil ich mit dieser Mädchen gesprochen habe und ich habe etwas über High School und deine Locker erwähnt.
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Und sie war so, oh, wir hatten keine Locker. Und ich war so, oh, was für eine Schule gehst du zu? Und sie sagt, wir hatten iPads. Und ich war so, was? Du gehst einfach mit einem iPad rum? Du hast keine Lackerschmerzen? Du wirst nicht in einen Locker gedrückt? Du vergisst nicht deine Kombination und bist schmerzhaft zu spät in der Schule? Das ist, was mich als Frau gemacht hat.
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Also sind alle ihre Textbücher auf dem iPad? Ich denke so. Aber dann ist es so, dass du keine Entschuldigung hast, wenn du sagst, dass du deine Textbücher vergessen hast.
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Und dann wurde der eine Junge, der witzig war und ihn in einen Rolli-Bag steckte, brutal verabschiedet. Brutal. Weil das sozial unvorstellbar war, als sie eigentlich nur nach ihrem L4 und L5 suchten.
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Oh mein Gott, erinnerst du dich an die Zeit, als Päckchen populär geworden sind?
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Ja, ich erinnere mich darauf.
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Ja, auch da sind die Jungs, bei denen ich denke, er hat keine Bücher in seiner Tasche und er geht heute nicht in die Schule.
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We had such different school lives. I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. It was mayhem. Mayhem in a good way. You just have best girlfriends, but then also insanity.
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Ich erinnere mich daran, dass es eine Frau gab, I don't know about you, but I never noticed girls boobs. That's my friend. I'm looking her in the eye. That's my friend. I was with some guys and they were talking about how hot my friend was. I was like, okay, don't sexualize my friend. They were like, have you ever seen her yawn in class? I was like, what do you mean?
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Whenever she yawns, she stretches her arms and she has this Und ihre Brühe, sie streicht ihre Brühe ab. Die Männer sollten bis sie 32 Jahre alt sind. Und ich war literally so, wie kannst du das? Sie ist müde. Und dann sehe ich sie weinen in der Klasse und ich bin so, wie ihre Brühe sind. Aber ich erinnere mich, als ich in der Klasse dachte, oh nein, Camilla wird wieder weinen.
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Oh nein, sie hat keine volle 8 Stunden.
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Es gibt viele Fälle, wo Mädchen überrascht werden, wenn sie ihre Hand hochheben und etwas sagen. Aber dann würde ich argumentieren, dass du noch nicht deine Hand hochgezogen hast. Absolut nicht.
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Ich denke, ich habe es vorher gesagt, wie verrückt ich bin. Aber ich war in einer Tennisakademie. Wir sprechen nicht darüber. Ich habe zwei und eine halbe Jahre nach Hause geholt. Es war verrückt. Wir sprechen nicht darüber. Es war eine Florida-Online-Klasse und ich war in einer Tennisakademie in einem Haus und wir mussten um 7 Uhr zur Schule gehen. Und ich stelle das in Quotationen.
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Für zwei Stunden und dann spielen wir Tennis für drei Stunden, Abendabend, noch drei Stunden Tennis und dann Gym.
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Als meine Mutter besucht hat und sie mit uns verabredet hat und ich im Gym war, hatte ich einen vollen Körper-Krampf. Ich lag da und es sah so aus, als hätte ich einen Schmerz.
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So, long story short, I definitely was burnt out and it was the middle of the school year when I got back to New York and I started working as a hostess at a Korean restaurant in Parksville, Brooklyn. And I had to go into a school and that's how I started going to Beacon. But I showed up middle of junior year. With the lore. The lore. Period. But this is how crazy I am.
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I showed up to a history class, sat down, middle of the year, guy asked a question, raised my hand. No. That's so you. No, the homeschool actually was not good for my math. Like I definitely fell behind in math. I mean, I was at regular school and I fell behind in math. Because there was a lot of cheating. Like we do online quizzes and we just be like, what's the answer? And you just Google it.
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I just always was very like into school. I come from a family of teachers. Like school was very priority. And I like to express myself through the art of raising my hand. Yeah. Und dann erinnere ich mich an Beth. Shout out, Beth. Es war so, dass der Zeitraum endete und sie kam zu mir und sie ist so wunderschön, diese Frau, wunderschön, aber so wunderschön. Ist Beth mit den großen Brüllen?
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Eigentlich hat Beth auch große Brüllen, aber das ist neben dem Punkt.
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Die junge Frau war ehrlich gesagt zu cool für mich. Aber so kommt Beth zu mir, so wunderschön, aber so wunderschön, dumm, auf der Erde. Und sie war einfach so, hast du jemanden, mit dem du heute zu essen gehst? And I was like, actually I don't, because I literally just walked in three minutes ago and she was like, come to lunch with me. And that's the kind of thing, you never forget.
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Shout out Beth. To this day, I fuck with Beth. But my crazy lore was that Sie haben mich genommen, weil ich für das Tennis-Team für die Jungs spielte. Der Tennis-Coach sagte, diese Frau hat gute Grätschule, wir müssen sie holen, wir wollen ein Wettbewerb gewinnen. Tennis ist eine kleine Welt, also wusste ich die Jungs auf dem Tennis-Team.
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Und wir sind weg. Wir waren nur hier, um zu tanzen.
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Als ich in die Schule kam, hatte ich schon Freunde mit all diesen jungen Tennis-Jungs. Dann ging ich zum Prom mit einem der jungen Tennis-Jungs. Wir haben nicht getroffen. Wir haben nicht getroffen, weil wir Freunde waren. Aber das war die Geschichte.
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No, shout out to Beth, who I still keep in touch with.
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Ich bin auch, auch recently, wenn ich etwas sehe, oder in den letzten paar Jahren, wenn ich Hate oder Negativität habe, wenn ich jemanden für mich stehen sehe, wenn es nicht cool war, werde ich das nie vergessen. Und ich werde fahren.
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Ich denke auch, dass Menschen dir mehr gemein sind als ich, weil du vormittiger siehst als ich. Ja. Ja. Ja. Das sind nur Fakten.
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Aber du hattest gute Gespräche bis zu diesem Punkt.
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Ich bin wirklich die gleiche Person, wie ich in der Hochschule war. Wir sitzen zu Mittagessen und sie geht durch eine Verabredung. Und Beth und ich sind Besties, wir sind besessen mit uns. Und sie holt eine Zigarette. Ich sagte, Beth, was ist das? Ich bin besessen mit Beth. Ich sagte, Beth, was ist das? Und in ihrem Kopf, sie ist so... Beth leuchtet in der Cafeteria?
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Nein, nein, wir sind so, weil wir in Manhattan essen wollten. Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott. And I grabbed her cigarettes and I threw it in the trash.
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And I thought I was saving her life. Meanwhile, next day she had cigarettes. I don't know where she got them from. I don't know who kept giving Beth cigarettes. Wait, that's crazy.
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eat since fourth grade i feel like in the suburbs they lock you in there no in fourth grade public school ps321 we all could go out to eat we go to pinos across the street and we get our pizza for a dollar fifty or less the only time they'd let you leave is if you literally begged the nurse which i was always in there
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No, you text her and be like, can we have a plant parmesan waiting for me when I get home?
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See, not to brag about how cool I was in high school. Because honestly, I always had swag. But I did wear pads. I was wearing a full diaper. When it would get full, I weighed 10 more pounds because I was wearing a pad. What year did you start wearing tampons? In my freshman year of college when I was going out and my friend was like, we only have tampons.
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And I was like, I can't lose my virginity right now. And she was like, do you want me to do it for you? And I was like, no, I'll figure it out. And then I rammed it in to the side wall of my vagina and then cried and then walked to a party.
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I was like, I'm an adult. Do you think tampons should have lube? I guess you're lubed up with the blood. Okay. And that's it for us. And that's our time. That's all we've got for today. And we've been cut off today. That's all we can leave you with. Thank you guys for giggling with us. We love you so, so, so much. And we have shows in two weeks. Our last leg of the tour in Salt Lake City. Tacoma.
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Vegas. And someplace else. I don't know. You guys have to check the website for the surprise date that we're going to. Talk to you later. Bye.
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Augustine Gigglers? Well, we're in Hollywood, Florida.
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In all of America, I think. Books are being banned. So all we have is podcasts now. All we have is us, which means it's going downhill quick. Side note about Florida. We were so excited for our Is He Trash segment because we were like, we're going to get some primetime Florida garbage.
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Und weißt du was? Ich höre immer meine Intuition, wenn es mein Job ist, den Mann auf der Bühne zu wählen. Und was in Florida passiert ist, dass ich zu gespannt wurde, weil der erste Mann, den ich gesehen habe, hatte einen Mannbund. Also war ich so, der Talent hier ist einfach unglaublich. Überraschend. Überraschend.
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Und ich hätte mit meinem Gehirn gegangen und mit ihm gegangen, aber ich habe gesagt, I got greedy. I said, I want to see more. So I'm going in the crowd. I literally got greedy. I was like, you motherfucker, you motherfucker. What the fuck is that hat? Why are you wearing your sunglasses on top of your hat?
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Ich war zwischen den beiden und sagte, wir gehen mit dem Mullet, okay? Weil in meinem Kopf, ehrlich gesagt, zwischen mir und dir, war es ein Win-Win. Einer von ihnen war für uns ein Slumdunk. Und der Mann, der eine riesige Bierkante hält, er trägt eine weiße Shirt, Jeans, wir waren in Nordflorida, das ist quasi der Süden, also war er quasi in Cowboy-Booten. Ich dachte, das ist ein Win-Win.
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Oh, okay. Er war in blauen Boots.
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Sie meinte das nicht, aber sie denkt nicht, dass es in Oklahoma City Luftbedeckung gibt. Ihr könnt ihr das separat messen. Ich habe es nicht gesagt, sie hat es gesagt. Letztes Mal, als wir nach Oklahoma City gingen, sagten sie, wir müssen mit Paige sprechen. Also, der Typ kommt auf die Bühne, und ich war so, ich war so, ich war so, ich war so, ich war so, Christian sounds too smart.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Or something really weird, like a Gerald. Like that, like, because they're great grandpa. Yeah. I don't know. It's just Christian was already throwing me off. Yeah. So we were already like, okay. Unsure. And then he was speaking and he didn't have like any accent. No, no twang. No twang. And I don't even know what northern Florida twang is, but there's something. Yeah.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And then I go, okay, let's start this off easy. What do you do for a living?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich muss sagen, wir wussten nicht, wo St. Augustine ist. Es ist in Florida, eine sehr süße Stadt. Süß.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I thought he said urologist, but you reacted to it and I was like, there's no way she knows what a urologist is.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ein Gehirnschmerz. Also sind wir sofort nervös. Und dann hat er das Wort verabschiedet auf der Bühne.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
She's like, we met in med school and I go, this is, what the fuck is going on right now? My head's starting to get hot. It's all backfiring in my face. And then I was like, where are you from? And he goes, California. I said, how dare you culturally appropriate Florida culture and dress like this and look like you punch walls if you watch your kid lose in a flag football game.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, immediately I'd be worried.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Not to throw him under the bus, because we said his name and I don't want him to get fired. But we did ask him how a girl pees with a tampon in and he said, take it out. He didn't know. He didn't know. He didn't know.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So süß. Wenn wir nicht in New York sind, wenn wir etwas sehen, dann sehe ich literally ein Stoppsign und sage, okay, süß.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wir sagen nur, dass Ärzte nicht Frauen studieren. Selbst Gehirnschwerdungen. Selbst Gehirnschwerdungen können deinen Klick nicht finden.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wenn du Gehirn bist, musst du nicht nach dem Krankenhaus gehen?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Sie studieren nur männliche Körper.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Everyone was worried. Everyone was scared. I was scared. I was scared. But then we asked him if you could overdose on beta blockers. He said yes, which you didn't listen to.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Do you want to give the gigglers a beta blocker update?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Okay, you're sounding like your mom right now. Like, Paige, stop. It's not your fault.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Okay, yeah, you were not in alignment. I was not aligned. Okay, but I just don't want you to be mean to yourself, because that also... Anyway, continue.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So, I listened to one Mel Robbins pod. Continue.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich wollte nur vor allem zu der Akademie verabschieden, weil ich fühle, als hätte ich irgendwo gesagt, wo ist St. Augustin? Weiß ich noch nicht. Aber es ist wirklich eine historische, süße Stadt mit großem Brunch.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And that's on healing, because you know when something is consuming your brain so much, I honestly feel like the whole day you'd be like, okay, I'm going to take my beta blocker. When is the beta blocker? Everything was about the beta blocker. You know when you feel in your life, you're like, my life will always be about beta blockers.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So I need to get more beta blockers. Wir sind alle an einem Punkt in unserem Leben, an dem etwas uns konsumiert. Und dann denkst du dir, wie könnte ich ohne das leben? Und dann wachst du einen Tag und es ist nicht mal ein Thema. Und es ist nicht mal ein Ding. Und es ist nicht mal, dass du etwas übernimmst. Es ist, als ob du dich nicht mehr interessierst. Ja, ich bin nicht mehr interessiert.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wir haben Fotos gemacht, weil wir Fotos machen, bevor wir auf die Bühne gehen. Und du rennst in die grüne Raum. Und ich bin so, oh nein, was ist da los? So I go over, I think you're like having a freak out or something. And you just go, I forgot to take my beta blocker. And I couldn't have been happier. And again, if next week you have to take it again, that's okay.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Yeah, it did. Just keeping it chill.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I took a Blader Blocker for the roast. I took one for my Netflix special. And it was helpful. So yeah, you've been great on stage. Silly, goosey, funny. I've been?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, they're all risking everything. But I guess they're at the point where they're like, I'd rather be fired and expose her. Oof. Yeah, I'm just upset because now I feel like all the Swedish stereotypes I had in my head are wrong.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I watched an amazing documentary called Child Star on Hulu produced and done by Demi Lovato.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's fucking incredible. Is it like Drew Barrymore is on it. Raven Simone's on it. The girl from the Missy Elliott videos on it.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Yes. So, and this kind of reminded me, Demi Lovato sits down with one of the child stars she was with and how like the first season of Camp Rock, like they had so much fun. And then Demi Lovato blew up and the next season she was like, she's staying at the Ritz or like somewhere fancy. And there was like this disconnect between her and her old friends.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And the girl basically was like, you, people were scared of you. Like you watched the moment of her being like, you traumatized me and like you were a monster.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Yeah, but you later learned that Demi Lovato was bipolar. She had like 350 shows in a year, and she's a kid, so people are just like, you have to keep working, you have to keep working. And it was very interesting, but it's hard to be like these kid stars being like, I made millions of dollars and got famous as a kid, and it was really hard.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
What's up, my gotcha gigglers? I'm saying it again. Because it's never not funny. It's never not funny. Someone was like, can you guys stop saying gotcha? We said it for one and a half episodes. Buckle the fuck up. Imagine living with me.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But someone like Raven Simone, who is a giggler, by the way, she's honestly one of the reasons I went into comedy. Like That's So Raven changed my life. Like her facial expressions, everything.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I do feel like subconsciously boys were like, I like this for many reasons.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I feel like when I watched Drake and Josh, like you knew that Drake was hot.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
You knew that like, you knew he was hot, but you weren't like, I want to give him a hand job. You just were like, Oh, he's, I want to stand next to him. Let's go back to that. Let's truly go back to that. I'm not touching your dick.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Wait, can I tell a traumatizing story? Trigger warning.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
My like first boyfriend in high school. This is such a New York story.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
His dad invented toaster strudel. No, but we were like in we couldn't go to anyone's house because it was like our parents house and like no one knew we were dating. So after school, we like went to like Sheep's Meadow Park and we were like kind of kissing. And I remember that I felt he I felt he had like a little like a boner and I was so embarrassed for him.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I was like, oh, my God, is he embarrassed right now? Like, that's so embarrassing.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
like or like like they farted it's like that's what i thought it was like i didn't realize that that was the point of it all i thought it was just like a side thing i can't remember i feel like i've just like blocked out anyone like before a certain age i'm like you didn't like literally exist they fingered the side of your leg until we were like 26 and that was that's something else we have to work on in society
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Back to Raven. Shout out Raven. You're like literal number one fan right here if you're listening. But you're probably busy. She started working at 16 months old. And then she got on The Cosby Show and just did not stop working from then on. And she...
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
she was very clear that like it was a job it was always a job and during that so raven she was like i hated it like i didn't sign up for this i i just wanted a normal life like she didn't enjoy it and it's so crazy to something that brings us so much joy was causing so much pain for these people and then a lot of them would like just turn to drugs and stuff and and then long story short
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
there's control in Hollywood. Cause there used to be this, the first like famous kid ever back in the day, apparently his parents just like took all his money that he made. So he was like, he made millions of dollars. And then by 18, like there was nothing left. So there's a rule homicide would ensue. A hundred percent.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
There's like a law now that like a certain percentage has to go into the child's trust. But you know what? That there isn't a law to organize. Everything is, is child influencers. So these kids are now doing the same thing. Like they get born, the parents are working and working and working and working. I'm traumatizing them, forcing them to work. And the kids aren't promised any money.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
So it's like, they're just making a ton of money for their parents and, And let's be honest, we've done reality TV. We do performances. When you're in front of the camera, that's not real life.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Once a camera is on, you are performing. Maybe that's why Daphne shit in my bed.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
She's like, I saw your ad two days ago. She's like, stop putting me in your fucking grid dumps, bitch. She goes, talk to my agent before you fucking take a photo.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I think all cats do. They said someone says a cat's face always looks like you just asked them to pick you up from the airport.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
oh god no we're so old i literally all we do is laugh about cat stuff and kanye west to be like a little more um oh my god someone said something funny yesterday i was at the hollywood improv and they were like you know the year's been crazy when kanye west hasn't speaking he's like i'll sit out on this one hasn't speaking I am in Hollywood. I was, Des and I really failed at vacationing.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
So the reason why I think Des and I work so well is because he's lived this life before and now he's just tired. So everything I'm going through, he's been on that side and knows how it feels. So he's lifting me up and empowering me. But it sucks because Des and I were like, we want to travel at some point. And I know you're like, honey, you're always traveling.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But we're like, we've never been on. I've never been to Asia before.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
so like two months ago we're like let's go to thailand two weeks industry's dead in december let's fucking go yeah long story short we cancel we're like we're not we're not going to thailand you cancel but you book a different trip you're like it's too big of a trip to do right now we can't do two weeks it's too crazy 24 hours of flying we're tired let's do a simple trip
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
yeah let's let's we were like let's go to cartagena let's go to colombia um medellin and oh yeah just a simple trip to colombia nothing well we were like let's do city culture and then we're like no so we can't we don't cancel we don't even book that and then we go let's fucking just go to the caribbean for four days
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
so we're so excited we're like we're gonna go to the crib for four days I get an email middle of the Caribbean trip I get invited to do a gig that like I personally didn't want to say no to yeah and Des was like I get it like we don't have to go on vacation you do this it's so important it's so important
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
such a fine line and it also does depend on your age like if you're in your early 30s like yeah you gotta fucking answer the phone and like you're so right and for people listening who are entrepreneurs you kind of get that like there's no schedule so it could be slow sometimes but then like on a sunday something crazy happens and you need to do it to make money
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But I've also been, like, on a ski trip with Des once, and I got an offer for something that was, like, exciting but not great. And we had, like, a long talk to be, like, where are our priorities here? Like, you can do that, but, like, we're going to just try and do it. I mean, I fucking hated skiing, so I was trying to get out of it.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I think it's one of the greatest shows ever made.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
She plays... She plays... She's actually my favorite character. I saw her in the airport once.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
You've literally thought yourself into some like insane spiral that's given you every reason to question or not believe in yourself when it's like this is like one of my favorite quotes is like at the end of the day, the only thing that could really calm you down is that no one cares and you're going to die.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
When I, I've gotten really anxious places and yeah, it's always cause you're like overthinking everything. And the really only way to calm you down is that it doesn't matter. And it's sad that like nothing matters at the end of the day. But if you can find solace in that, like for example, giggly squad, sometimes I'll get nervous and I'll be like, I want this to be the best fucking episode ever.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But if you force stuff and want it so bad cause you care too much, like you actually aren't yourself. Okay.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
you know and started laughing because we were like we miss each other but we can't call each other because then like we'll say all the good stuff that we have to say for the pod and also we're both like so respectful of each other like you're like i think i know you're like working and i'll like come up with something like you know she needs a second she's stressed but like we become full codependent on each other even though that's not it's not our personalities and here's what i know
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, wait, you can call me anytime. I was like... i was like no she's busy she's doing things i feel like me and you are actually two people who like we do have intimacy issues you think like and people and i hate when they make it like girls are like we're boy crazy and all this stuff but like i'm gonna be honest me and you like we are so the men
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
sometimes stereotypically but yeah i would go after guys who had intimacy issues because i didn't want to connect with a man like i wanted to protect myself you know sometimes when it comes to dating and i would literally i've never admitted this to anyone or publicly or to anyone in my life but i will say it on the pod because no one listens because no in my head no one listens i'm like no in my head four girls who know everything about us listen
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But we love the new Gigglers. We love the new Gigglers. You're all welcome. Anyway, what were you going to say that you said you never told anyone and then you veered off? Is this the audition for Pippin?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, but the concept of like that's what guys would do is like socially constructed. Like that's just what we've been like raised to think where we just are trying to like have some power.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I always love, like, I don't talk too much about, like, Des and I, but I do love the moment in our relationship where, like, I was pretending I was, like, cool and didn't care. And I think I might have posted something that was, like, a little bit, like...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
could potentially make him jealous or something like very early on yeah and that was when he literally i remember he called me and he was like hey if you're not like if you're gonna do this kind of stuff like i'm actually like i'm not attracted to that stuff and like i don't want to play games like that so that's great
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Yeah, and he was like, I like you, I feel like I made that clear, so if you're gonna be weird like this, I'm good. I literally put my tail between my legs and was like, that was the first, I was like, oh my God. And it was so mature of him and hot, but anyway.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, well, I'd do something and then a guy would try to up me and make me feel worse, and then I would, and next thing you know, it's just two egos battling each other and it's a competitive fucking stupid situation. But I do have to say, rounding to what you were saying in the beginning, your 30s, it stops being about like being the most successful or finding the best guy.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's about finding like your authenticity, which is full of, yeah, you question yourself. Yeah, whatever. But at least you're being you. And I'd rather like be sad authentically being me than like pretending to be something else.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
What do you think about me? What about me? I didn't tell you about what happened during Thanksgiving. I talked about it on Burner Phone. Shout out Burner Phone. You guys should listen. Thanksgiving morning.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
we're finally having all these people at our house and i i'm of course asleep it's like 7 30 and you know how all the adults are awake yeah like they're all like chatting loud laughing and i kind of hear it they're like four cups of coffee deep yes they're fucking they're talking about like recent events in the news and stuff it's not my scene it's not my scene it's literally a table not my scene i don't want to see yeah i don't want to seat at that table
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
doesn't come across my desk so i'm chilling because i can sleep through anything but i hear the good vibes i'm so happy everyone's talking and then i hear like a weird murmur and everything goes silent and like you know when you just have like that spidey sense where you're like something bad happened
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
so it's like silent for like 30 minutes and i check my phone no one texted me and then i like hear someone say something and i'm like did someone die like did someone have a heart attack like i start freaking out but then like no one's telling me anything so i'm just like i'm just gonna stay here you know when you're like i don't want to ruin my day i'm gonna stay here until you're like if i don't know nothing happened yet yeah yeah i'm just staying in bed finally someone opens the door and they're like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And it was Des and he's like, hey, just want you to know the water tank burst and it's been flooding downstairs and we've all been wiping, like putting towels down. Just letting you know. Walks out. I go, no one thought to wake me up. No one was like, you know what would make the situation better if Hannah was awake?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
it doesn't make sense though the only time that this has happened to me with cats is my first cat Trixie yes she was named like a stripper um and we love sex work on this pod she um we love when I went to college she went to when I went to she went to college butters okay I'm so tired right now here's the craziest part I know I know exactly everything you just said
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, literally they thought about it and they were like, it would be better if we kept her out of this. If Hannah didn't know. I started Googling like water tank burst. I'm like, this is really bad. And my mom's like, we're handling it. Everything's being handled. Does it on the phone with the plumber. And I never felt more insignificant, but understood.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I do feel like there's a lot of roasting, though, in my family. And, like, I'm known as kind of the one, oh, Hannah, she's, you know, type B. She forgot her wallet again. She spilled everything.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But also I have, like, crazy productive people in my family. Like, my mom could run the country if she, like, put her mind to it. So it's kind of like, let's cut our losses. Yeah.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
it is funny to think about yeah like every now and then i'll hear people who like work with giggly squad be like oh before we tell hannah and paige let's make sure we tell them this way and i'm like we're dumb like what there's no we're not matilda jerf just tell us what's going on we're not gonna kick you like no i'm literally i'm not here's the crazy thing i'm not gonna do anything whether you need me to do something or not i'm not doing anything so like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
i don't care people call us and we're like please text or send a voice note like i'm not trying to get into it with anyone at any time no people need to realize truly at the end of the day giggly squad is built on not giving a shit yeah i do think we should start giving a shit about um the drones they're filming a new season of new jersey housewives
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I don't even have to finish the story.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I go to college and Trixie just like shat in my room. And it's just like one poop just saying like, fuck you, bitch. Gotcha. This is what you do to me. That's how I feel. Gotcha. And then Butter, when I was shooting Summer House, it was the first time I would leave her for like three or four days, even though I have a cat sitter.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Wait, can you please write, you wrote the single-handedly funniest note in our notes.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Well, look, Italians are good at two things. They're good at food and murder people in public spaces.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It is crazy that people are the government. I mean, everyone is so pro Luigi because he has a six pack. Like if he was ugly, people would be like, hang on. No, it's crazy. People are like he's he's Peter Pan. But I do have to say the United Health Care guy, he is a drug dealer.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And she peed in my laundry like twice because it like smelled like me. And she was like, you.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Vigilantism is not the answer. Let's not just start shooting people. But I do feel like the girls love that Luigi took the time to engrave the bullets.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I feel like it also makes you look at your boyfriend being like, what have you done for me now? What have you done for me lately? You can't even write a card. And he literally engraved every single bullet he shot into that guy's back.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Write me one post. Leave one post it before you leave for work.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
no it's crazy but yeah the luigi stuff as an italian is very funny but yeah i think the guy had a he had a mental break i don't think it was like a sane thing i mean the guy was like super smart i also loved all the memes just being like his mom didn't know where he was for a month yeah okay there's no fucking way there's no fucking way his mom didn't know where he was a
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's funny. Some girls love a bald man.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Do you know who actually does that? Benedict Polizzi, who I love. He's a comedian from Indiana.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
He got a hair transplant and he like takes photos of it and he just makes fun of it.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
What if Luigi posted in his manifesto? Nobody left me a lasagna.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Also, did they AI an Italian last name? That's insane. That's the most Italian name I ever heard. It's just not a good week for our people. If he was really, really Italian, though, he would not go to McDonald's.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
She's too much like her mom. Or maybe she thinks you might leave. She's traumatized. I don't know what it is. Did she make eye contact with you during it?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
There's literally never been a missing child. Also, if you were working at that McDonald's and saw him, would you report it?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I'm going to say something fucked up.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
no one's ever gotten an amber alert and been like oh good let me help this out you're like i'm in the middle of a text and you just interrupted my text everyone has the same reaction did you see the amber alert that's crazy like yeah that's like also no one's ever gone an amber alert and like ran outside to find the missing child also has anyone ever found the missing child they never give you the update they just never give you that they're gone and then nothing else they never give you the update and usually it's the dad and most of the time it's the freaking dad
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And actually period. It's always, everything goes back to your dad.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
yeah i like a self-aware man like i like the men that like are calling out their friends but also leaning in i like quiet ones i like them quiet i like them i feel like when they're quiet they know things like because they're listening like what is that like to listen i'd be so smart if i didn't talk so much if i retained any information from other people instead i'm just walking around like no that's literally you walk around like that
Giggly Squad
Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
so you know i was talking to these other male comics they were talking about like they're making jokes about like how women talk a lot which is so funny we don't know what like the male comics are joking about yeah but they're like girl jokes i'm like girls talk a lot joe rogan has a four hour podcast every fucking day girls talk a lot we need to take a nap after 45 minutes like we're about to take a three hour nap from yapping truly truly
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Can I say something I'm mad at with fashion?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
They do say that cats don't understand like negative reinforcement. Like if they just don't get that. I don't I feel like you should get a vet to come over or you should get that guy Jackson Galaxy. Have you seen him? No. He has this show called Cats From Hell. It's so good. It's basically like, he's like the Gordon Ramsay of cats where people are like, my cat's crazy.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
They don't stay on. Like if what is the thing in the back for? Because the slingback just goes, it falls off.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I'll buy like a $200 slingback and it's not slinging.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I think it needs stretch. It needs to have like stretch. It can't.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I went to college. I don't think it should be that difficult for me to figure out how to wear a shoe. If I have to maneuver it that much.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Yes, they're always sweaty. I do think also maybe there's not enough curvature in the back of my foot that it doesn't stay.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Wait, so you're standing with slingbacks right now?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
i'm more like i just deal with it yeah you're more like i'll fight every man who invented this yeah like yeah so like we're just different in that sense wait i feel so bad because i forget who said it but there's a girl on tiktok you guys should search it who was like wait so we have wireless drones but we don't have a wireless hair dryer
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
she was like we don't have wireless dysons even though we have wireless dyson vacuums yep what the either they don't care about what they don't care or they want us to strangle ourselves with a cord sorry there's so many sirens that was the police telling us we need to stop calling people out on the pod speaking speaking it's just the patriarchy
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
and matilda jerfs people sweden's arrived you'd be surprised how many things like bosses will make their like office manager or their assistant do no it and also but this is the thing bosses will i think get away with it a lot because the person says yes so they think the person's cool with it but like you're not gonna say no to your boss like i've done weird shit for bosses
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
unless it's in my contract get the fuck out of my face like what do you have like an example of something that you're like that like after where you're like that was weird i've definitely i definitely saw like this one boss made um this girl walk her dog every day and then also made her make her breakfast every day like avocado toast and stuff it just seemed like unnecessary you
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Whenever I text Grace, I always go, I'm so sorry for bothering you, but... Same.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And it shows the cat like beating up a toddler. And then he comes in and he's like, if...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
sometimes i feel like i pressure her like i'm like we're getting bagels and she's like i'm okay and i'm like you don't want to everything bagel with scallion cream cheese and all this stuff and she's like i'm fine i'm like let's fucking party with bagels right now the other day i said to josephine i said would it be crazy if i got us a personal trainer and we worked out three times a week together because like i won't do it if someone else doesn't do it with me that's where hr gets involved she was like yeah i mean like i'll do it with you but like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I made Grace do hip hop yoga and like she liked it. But I also I like was afraid to text her again to feel like she was like being forced to sweat and possibly faint in a hot hip hop yoga.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
he like figures out what the cat's upset about and then fixes them then the cats are like perfect after wait it's my favorite show i need him to come over because that or like a pet psychic in my next life i want to be a pet psychic we need we need in this life we need a pet psychic we're gonna do it for sure i found some on facebook um i'm just sifting so they're reliable no those are the if you don't get it from facebook i don't trust it
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I know. We're like, if you want to smoke a little weed, just don't.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Speaking of bread, one more time. I ordered room service. I'm in L.A. Yeah. And I was, like... I clicked, like, continental breakfast or whatever. And it didn't say anything about bread. So I wrote in the notes, can I please have sourdough bread? Then they start calling me. Because I, like, did it online. This is so unnecessary. And they're, like, hi, it's extra for sourdough bread.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I'm, like, yes, just send me... Why is the... When is the bread not included with an egg breakfast? So then I'm fucking pissed. The bread comes, it's the smallest bread I've ever seen. Like is bread, are they having a bread shortage? Like what?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
You're WeWork. You're a literal WeWork. You're WeWork with pillows.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
On NPR. I do have to say I have a couple stand-up dates I'd love you guys to come to. I'm going to Timonium, Maryland. I've never heard of that place, but I think it'll be fun. Actually, I think I've been there. Sounds like a blast.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Leave the girl who came in with fake glasses and laughed too loud. No, you're doing your fashion segment, which is really, really fun. And you do a lot of research for it and you put a lot of work into it. I actually do do a lot of research for it. You do? Yeah. Everyone go get your mom's cable password and watch Paige on the Today Show. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I hope you're all slowing down for the holidays.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Write it down. If we don't write anything down, nothing would be said.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Well, not. No, I support pet psychics because I support women in the arts. And then also during COVID, a pet psychic over the phone told me that Butter is sarcastic and funny. And I was like, obviously. And then she told me she thinks Clyde is fat, the other cat, which I was like, okay, a little body shaming, which we don't love, but it's still funny. And she's ugly.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
exactly and has a wide set vagina and a heavy flow and then she also said that Clyde's stomach was hurting and then two weeks later we had to bring him to the vet because of like a worm So either she put a spell on him or this shit is real.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Do you know people talk about how like guys lose all their money in sports betting?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
How could I almost lose the house? For no good reason. Do you know why we love it?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
These men finally know what it's like to be disappointed by other men. No, it's amazing.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Also, the fact you think you know what's going to happen in the game is giving you think you're an empathic psychic.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
All the men are animal psychics, but they talk shit on us. But I was saying that it's literally just reality TV. A man wearing a jersey of another man is like us wearing like road lip gloss.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
There's one toilet that massages your butthole.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
clean the toilet i didn't know she'd let other employees because the first people were like maybe she just has ocd um but if she let her favorite employees use it that's so weird like you think their buttholes are cleaner than what what i do have to say i i like i'm not trying to start drama yeah but i did meet her you did where when i interviewed hayley bieber at a dunkin donuts okay so i think she was there
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
The only experience I have was like I actually said hi to her. She wasn't having it with me.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
She was like, brush your fucking hair, you dirty American slut. No, she didn't say that to me. But I remember her. She was cold. But again, if that was a man...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
You're not sucking everyone's dick. You're not like, is everyone okay all the time?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I feel like that's me, but I was just trying to make people laugh, but I offended someone.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
is so insane yeah and i don't want to simplify it being like if she was a man this wouldn't happen i think there's assholes on both ends and i would argue sometimes female bosses have like really mental terrorism that they will do yeah like like male bosses will just be like dicks misogynistic assholes and then female bosses can be like weird with specific people and stuff like that
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, we have more. But like Grace is our CEO. Like she's my right hand man. And it's funny because she was once she did sit me down. She's like, I feel like I'm learning so much. This is so fun and like all this stuff. And I was like, well, I'm like grooming you. And then we pause. Not like that. Not like that.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Grace, is your ovaries available? And then she texted me, because I was like, I miss you, because Grace is back home now, because the tour is taking a pause. And she was like, I feel like I have Stockholm syndrome, because I'm not with you and Paige, and I miss you. No, but the thing is, we got so lucky, but it's because we have a small environment.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
When you start getting a big office, it gets crazy. However, I understand...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
jerf is the brand anything that goes wrong it's on you it's a lot of pressure i'm totally about being fucking serious hard working no bullshit yeah i do not understand the like weird toilet things and the freak outs on people it's unnecessary um a girl's all this stuff comes out of the woodwork now obviously but some girls did a what i did a modeling campaign with her
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
There's something about being in a place where I can't find the bathroom, don't know where the water is, don't know where the food is, don't know where my friends are, don't know where my phone is, that's my worst nightmare.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Und dann sagen Leute, es ist okay, du bist auf Drogen, und ich sage, eine noch größere Grund, warum ich einen Uber rufen muss.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
This is actually what healthy people do. I feel like it's a sense of community. I don't want it. That we don't understand. I mean, we have Giggly Squad. We don't need anything else. We have the Gigglers. Why would we need to go dehydrated and blackout on an island? And the outfits, I'm just like, I don't...
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Are you sure? It's like the same thing. I don't know.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
So everyone's just wearing a really thick belt or two.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
It's like... And then some people, I can tell, are fucking sweating. Like they're committing to a fur or something. Yeah. Not worth it.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Also, I make fun of you for not like being that into music, but let's be honest, we're similar. Me and you like rap. und Hip-Hop und Top 40.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I looked at the Coachella lineup. I know three people. Yeah, we love the Top Jam. And I'm not going to Coachella to see Lady Gaga for 30 minutes. You know what I mean? No. Yeah, it's nice to see women in the art, which I support. But again, you're like... I don't know. Also strangers.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Oh yeah. They're excited. It's a new thing for them. Yeah. Yeah. Alex Earl was talking about how she was dancing and some girl behind, woman behind her was like, there's other people here. Like people are getting into altercations. I'll go on the subway if I want that to happen to me.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I am starting to be like, are you guys hydrating though?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Yeah, make sure you're drinking water.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Nothing I love more than doing my spring wardrobe. But Banana Republic is like that girl right now. Very cool, very fun, very chic, but it's classy. It's classy. We both wore Banana Republic today, but we definitely did not talk to each other about the vibe.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
We're not going to the same event right now. What are you wearing from Banana Republic?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
No, what a week. Well, the week hasn't even started. Our book is out in two days and we have to wake up early tomorrow for Good Morning America. Sorry, I have such a phobia of waking up early.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And you can dress it up or down. And what are you wearing, Hannah? I always need a nice, crisp, white button-down.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
But I have these gorgeous blue jeans. And I love the cut. You know, I'm very picky with my jeans.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And also because I have a big butt, it's hard to find a jean that fits.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
So you need things that are flexible that you could pick up and wear multiple times. And I am going to be in the Hamptons this summer. So the linen collection is so chic, rich. It's so Hannah.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Would you ever wear that to a bridal shower? Sorry, just stirring some drama. If I hated her. You'd be like, it's eggshell, it's not white. It's off-white. Sorry, you don't understand hues. the evening edit they have. And first of all, let me just say, I love an edit because I want websites to tell me what I want. You know, like I know the event, you tell me.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
You don't make me scroll through hundreds of pages. So the evening edit is so good because I am invited to a wedding or two this summer and I want to look at what's good for nighttime events. And I love scrolling through an edit. Thank you for listening to this special segment brought to you by ACAST Creative and Banana Republic.
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Shop new arrivals from Banana Republic.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Well, is she still blonde? I feel like once she went... Oh, never mind.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
But also looks like she's an introvert extrovert. Yeah. Wait, that's so funny. I just feel like she's our love child. I see that. I see that. Right? I love that.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
But I want to walk the Gigglers through literally every moment of Fallon.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
It was funny because I got home and I laid down and I ordered Chinese food and I was just eating Chinese food in silence. And Des was looking at me and he's like, back in my day when I used to do like a big performance, we used to been out partying. I would have been with the celebs on the show. We would have been at a club right now. Look at you. Look at you. I said, I'm...
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Ich war so, komm schon, was müssen wir machen? Ich war so, Paige ist wahrscheinlich mit ihrer Familie, aber ich war so, ich liege unten. Mein Ding ist, ich habe 110% in mein Kunst.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Es ist mental verdrängend zu wissen, wir wussten so viele Augen, wir werden es sehen. Und ehrlich gesagt, der Tag bevor ich angefangen habe, mein Appetit ein bisschen zu verlieren, das ist, wenn ich weiß, dass ich nervös bin. Ich verliere nie meinen Appetit. Ich verliere nie. Aber ja, ich habe einfach nachgedacht und das ist mein Leben. Ich genieße die Höhen und dann möchte ich die Höhen genießen.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Es gab so viele Dinge, wo ich dachte, das ist so on brand. This is so giggly. So, first of all, I found an outfit, you found an outfit. Of course, we matched.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Ich habe auch bemerkt, warum du dein Stanley so viel liebst. Warum? Weil es dich so klein fühlt, weil es so groß ist.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I can't fully, I'm not fully awake till 5pm and then I'll eat a big meal and then get sleepy again and then I'm like fully awake at 9.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
In a very sweet way. But this is my question. You know how you want to give people their flowers, but then you give them their flowers too much and they don't see you. They see you as like a fan.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
But like as in, she's now at the point of our relationship where she's shitting on me, which is like, that was my goal. Yeah. Like for Chelsea Hammer to roast me.
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like truly normal she is yeah like when we were talking to her like it really was just like they're just really welcoming like her generation they're very like this is fun what are the kids up to I hope you guys make it I'm gonna leave but you guys got it Chelsea's books were like the only books I read so that's why when they asked us to write a book I was like I wanna make it like
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Me giggling reading Chelsea Handler. That's what I want the gigglers to feel.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Religion. Yeah. And then when she would just like shit on the guests, it was so funny.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And we got her to give a quote in the back of our book saying, I think I met them once, Chelsea Handler. Yeah. So, you guys, live your, chase your dreams.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Have you heard of the burnt toast theory? The burnt toast theory. The burnt toast theory. It's on TikTok.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
It's not the let them theory. The burnt toast theory is like when something inconvenient happens in your life, like you burn your toast and you're like, fuck. And then you have to like put it out. Yeah. And you're so annoyed by it or little things like, yeah, you break something, you drop something or you forget something.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
The burnt toast theory is that that happened to you for a reason because the universe is Sie brauchten dich, um in diesem Moment nicht weiter zu gehen. Das ist ein bisschen aggressiv, aber vielleicht schützt es dich, wenn du von einem Auto verletzt wirst. Verstanden. Das ist ein extremer Beispiel, aber es gibt andere Beispiele.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Aber im Grunde genommen ist das, wie die gesamte Botschaft ist, wenn kleine, schlechte, furchtbare Dinge zu dir passieren, glaubst du, dass das Universum dich eigentlich guidet.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Lass sie. Lass die Toast getrocknet werden.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Ja, und wie es ist, dass das dein Timing ist. Okay, I like that. I like that. And I also learned that my cortisol levels are really high. Are you on cortisol, TikTok? Yeah. Okay, same. So apparently I'm supposed to slow down with everything I do. Good luck. And I'm very quick.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Like when I'm trying to like make cereal, you'd think I was like at a bar at closing time trying to like rush and get everyone's order out. Here's how I know we work a lot.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Du gingst von Leuten, die sagen, dass Paige nicht funktioniert, zu, dass sie ein Problem hat.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Das Problem ist, wenn ich stoppe, um etwas zu processen, werde ich verärgert. Nein.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Get back to work, bitch. Jesus. No, but you have been, this is the thing, you like glam. And that's why I think you're kind of thriving right now.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
We did have a point where a couple weeks ago someone was gifted our book to do a review and they were like, Ja, genau. Weil es nicht so ist, als wenn ich Sport gespielt habe. Du schaust einfach auf und versuchst zu performen. Glam bedeutet, du musst hoffen, dass dein schwulen Gesicht gut aussieht oder dass alle enttäuscht sind.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Du nimmst Fotos oder du machst einen kurzen TikTok-Talk.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Warte, wir müssen eigentlich zurückgreifen, weil es beginnt mit einer Prä-Interview.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Also during glam, it's like my one time to have silence.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
When we're not chatting. Like I don't need, the parties will start.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I heard there's some celebs that like fully sleep during glam.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Wir können es wirklich nie machen. Nein. Ich mag es auch, dass sie gossipieren. Ja. Ich mag lokal gossipieren, in dem ich nicht involviert bin.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Ich bin aneinander, also ich kenne die Namen, aber sie wissen, dass ich niemanden erzählen kann.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Oh mein Gott, ich habe eine verrückte Geschichte. Sprechen wir von lokalem Gespräch. Am nächsten Tag aus Jimmy Fallon musste ich um 5 Uhr aufstehen und nach San Francisco fliegen. Do a casino show. Next morning, jump on a flight at like 8 a.m. You're a workaholic. I get on the flight and my seat, there's a woman and then there's my seat. And in my seat is like her bag and her hat.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And I was like, must be like some confusion. I was like, hey, sorry, like that's where I'm sitting. She looks up and I can immediately tell like her eyes are kind of off. And she goes, I know who you are. Und sie fängt mich an und ich denke, was ist da los? Du bist wie, du bist trank. Und ich sage dir, es ist 8 Uhr. Also sie ist schwarz. Schwarz. Und sie fängt mich an. Wie alt?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
This is the worst day of my life. This is actually my nightmare.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
So I sit down and she's having the time of her life. She's putting her hat on me. She's asking me for summer house tea. You're her cash. Sie knackt mich, lacht. Und zu Beginn dachte ich mir, wird sie aus dem Flugzeug getroffen werden? Das ist schlecht. Sie meint, ich halte ihre Trink, weil sie fast immer auf mich knackt. Und ich kann nicht, dass sie ihre Trink auf mich knackt.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
If you're gonna be here for an hour and a half, I'm gonna make the most of it. I said, what did he do to you? You're like, look, I need to know everything there is to know about Alan.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
When I tell you 20 minutes in, she's crying, I'm holding her hand, I'm saying, you're so fucking strong. I said, fuck that dude. I fucking hate him. He doesn't fucking deserve you. People are looking over. Me and her are the two drunk ones now. We're together in there. Dann zeigt sie mir alles in ihrem Rollstuhl.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Sie zeigt mir ihre Kinder, ihre Kinder, ihre Kinder, ihre Kinder, dann renoviert sie ihre Küche. Ich dachte, sie hätte meine Küche renoviert. Ich dachte, wie hast du diese Teile ausgesucht? Ich sagte, wie hast du diese Teile ausgesucht? Und sie ging dazu. Aber dann wurde sie gestern verheiratet. War das Laminat? Nein. Aber dann vergesst sie immer, dass sie mir was erzählt.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Also haben wir ein paar Geschichten durchgeführt.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Du hättest mich mitgebracht. Ich dachte... Weil sie... Zuerst mal, habt ihr lustige Geschichten?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Also hat sie gesagt, kannst du mir meine Kinder zeigen? Und ich war so, Baby, du hast es gerade gemacht. Aber dann war sie auch Angst vor dem Fliegen, weil sie nie fliegt. Und sie war so, du musst sich an diese Sachen gewöhnen, weil du fliegst immer.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Und dann kann ich sie sehen, wie sie wirklich hart atmet. Und plötzlich bin ich voll engagiert. Ich war so, atme ein, atme aus. Wir meditieren. Nein, wir sollten ihr ein Beta geben.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Sie legt ihr Hat auf mich an. Es ging verrückt. Und dann ist sie so, kann ich dein Nummer haben? Ja. You know, I was like, yeah, you're not going to remember that. Did you get it?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Wir haben ein ernsthaftes Problem. Und ich war so, okay, ruhig. Also, als ich für Fallon Stand-Up gemacht habe, sendest du die fünf Minuten in einem Video oder in geschriebenem Format. Sie geben dir Edite. Du musst es dann praktizieren. Es ist ein sehr detaillierter Prozess. Es dauert wie Wochen. So she was on the phone, she was just like, what story do you guys want to tell?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
We're in the middle of the flight. I'm going to start giving people your number. I give her my number and then she goes, okay, for all my best friends, I put an emoji next to their name and she goes, I love you. Und ich sagte, ich liebe dich auch. Und sie sagt, nein, du bist eine gute Person. Und ich sagte, ich weiß. Und sie ist so, ich werde ein Emoji für dich geben.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Und sie hat einen Dolphin und dann ein grünes Emoji. Und ich war so, okay, interessant. Und sie ist so, das bist du. Sie textet mich, aber es geht nicht durch. Und ich bin so, wir sind in der Luft, es geht nicht durch.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
We were going from Sacramento to LA.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And then she's like, Hannah, I want to go to your show tonight. And I was like, you're not gonna make it to the show, babe. And she's like, no, I want to. And then... I'm obsessed with this lady. And then she doesn't fly a lot, so we park the plane and she's like, what do we do? And I was like, wait for the person in front. Go, go, go.
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And then... You're like, hurry up, get this floating device underneath your seat. And she looks at me and I say, okay, I have to leave. This went to the curb of the airport? Right when we get off the plane, I go, I have to leave. And she looks at me and she suddenly gets mad. Yeah, because that's what drunk people do. She goes, I'm never going to see you again, am I?
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Und ich war so, vielleicht, ich weiß es nicht. Und sie war so, ich werde dich nicht mehr sehen. Und ich war so, bam, ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich. Und ich kümmere mich um sie. Und dann sage ich, ich muss weg, ich muss schlafen. Und sie sagt, so mache ich es. Und ich sage, ich weiß es nicht. Also gehe ich in den Schlafzimmer. Und dann habe ich gesagt, ich muss weg.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Also bin ich weg. Und ich hoffe, sie tut gut.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I think it was Caitlin. Okay. I think it was Caitlin. But like, I hope she had a great weekend. I hope she had a great time. I hope she got, was she flying home or flying to somewhere? She was flying to LA to like kind of party. She basically, not to give all her life story, but she was a single mom and raised two boys and the ex was abusive. And that's why she's really strong. And she did it
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Sie hat die Kinder seit 18 Jahren geboren und sie ist jetzt endlich in der Schule. Und jetzt ist sie endlich wie ein leeres Nest. Und sie lebt für sich selbst jetzt.
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She's a giggler. Yeah, she also was like, wait, you don't fly private?
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And I was like, it has to be the best story ever. And then she was like, I was like, what if we do our psychic story? And she's like, what is it? And I start saying it, and I start like fucking it up, because I was like nervous.
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Yeah, she goes, I thought you guys had a big tour.
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Not dealing with this. Page was private, I don't. I try to save money. So anyway, that was my flying experience. Wait, I'm obsessed. But everyone's been caught, you know, where you're like, I can't get out of here. So life is about perspective. That was my burnt toast theory. It happened for a reason. Yeah, that's so true.
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Yeah, I was like, you gotta be there, like it's funny. Yeah, like it's funny. Und dann hat sie gesagt, was sie empfiehlt, dass wir darüber reden. Und dann habe ich dich die Nacht vorher getreut. Ich war so, sind wir sicher, dass wir das wollen? Ja, du warst so, ich denke, was, wenn wir es zu diesem wechseln?
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So, I'm watching White Lotus, but I'm not caught up yet. I'm starting Season 2. I'm in the middle of Season 2.
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You like Theo James, right? I would die for him. I think his American accent's weird.
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Like helping with your... I don't know. I might be making that up.
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Ich liebe es, wenn Leute am Ende ihre Gigglers sagen. Ich bin letzte Woche in einer Pilates-Klasse gegangen. Sie war so ein cooler Instruktor. Und ich war freundlich. Und am Ende sagt sie, ich bin ein Giggler. Warum sagst du mir nicht, weil wir dann riffen könnten. Ich war polizistisch und leidenschaftlich.
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No, their publicist came to us, too.
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I did get a spray tan once. I went into a place and mid spray tan she was in between my butthole and she was like, by the way, I really like your show.
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She's like, actually, I am a giggler. Oh, God. I forget who told me. War es Josephine? Es war jemand, der überrascht war, dass ich meine Nase nicht zerstöre. Josephine. Es war Josephine.
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No, you were so calm. Eerily calm. Granted, we did take enough beta blockers that we could knock our head against the wall and feel nothing. I did, I took two. You took two? Yeah, I took two, which are 10 each, so I took 20. So I was in the green room and your stylist knocks on the door and just quietly hands me a blue pill. Pink. Pink, sorry. We're not taking Viagra.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Josephine, every now and then, she literally reads me to filth.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Josephine is there for full vibes. But is also Josephine Daphne's handler 24-7.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Does Josephine know what's going on half the time? Josephine has the energy of cotton candy. She's light. She's happy. You're only around it when it's time to have fun.
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Weil das ist schnarkig. Das ist, warum es schmerzt, weil Josephine niemals etwas Schlimmes bedeutet. Nie. Sie ist also wirklich komponiert mit mir. Und sie sagt, deine Zähne sehen so gut aus, ich hätte gedacht, dass du ein Zähnebitter wärst. Und ich schaue nach ihr. Sie schaut nach mir. Ich schaue nach ihr. Und ich sage, das ist so fucking valid.
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Weil ich eigentlich so aussehen würde, als ob ich einer dieser Leute wäre. Aber nicht zu verbrechen. Du bist nicht. Eigentlich habe ich gesagt, das ist für... My issues are so much deeper and more complicated than nail biting. Nail biting is literally basic. A basic thing. I don't nail bite.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
You look at my nails and they're just like to the bottom, like there's no nail left. No, I don't bite my nails, but I do other things that are way worse and harmful to myself. Right. Sorry, I'm a creative. Sorry, I'm a creative. Shout out to Josephine. I also had a college memory I wanted to bring up.
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It is crazy though. You really do change. I know that people say they don't change, but like I used to only wear gold jewelry and now I only wear silver. Like that's a huge change. Women can change. Men can't. You're so right. Also I feel like my style changes every year. Like I'll see stuff I wore the previous season and I'm like, I wouldn't be caught dead in that. So I'm evolving.
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In college I had a triggering memory. I was like talking to a hockey guy, which never went well. And he was trying to be funny and like called me a nickname. And it was like the worst nickname ever.
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So we were freshmen, me and this guy. Yeah, they called me Big Thighs McGee. I'm like, what? Das ist so schlimm. Das ist das Schlimmste. Das ist das Schlimmste. Er nennt mich diesen Namen. Und dann lachen alle Hockey-Männer darauf. Also wenn ich in der Bar laufe, würden sie es schreien. Was war es? Sie nannten mich Burn-Dog.
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What's up my going late night gigglers?
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And you know what? It was fun, but I was at the height of exploring my sexuality in college and it wasn't the tone I wanted to give. If my teammates called me Burndog, I'd be like, yes, we're friends. But for a hot guy to be like, Burndog... Like, I could dry up hearing that.
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Well, whenever we play sports, I turn into a JV, angry JV coach, and I go, DeSorbo!
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Like, there's no, like... Well, and then when you get drunk, people call you Pam.
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You just died, went to heaven, came back.
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Grace, you have literally one job to find the pet psychic.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Warte, ich bin besorgt, dass Menschen Tiere in AI machen. Okay, um es von meiner Sicht zu verstehen. Ich wuchs um 5 Uhr. Um 6 Uhr in Kalifornien ist mein Telefon von Paige DeSorbo aufgelöst. Und ich habe gesagt, dass etwas Schlechtes passiert ist. Ich habe gesagt, dass etwas Schlechtes passiert ist. Ich habe gesagt, dass alle Bilder über deine Beine senden. Sie senden mir...
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Sie ist obsesst mit Chat-GBT und AI. Sie denkt, es ist das größte Ding jemals. Sie will alle Menschen mitnehmen. Nein, ich bin obsesst.
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She sends me this beautiful girl and she goes, this is Daphne as a human. And I was like, it's 6am. And then you go, send me a picture of Butter now. And I was like, okay, don't be so bossy.
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Du hast deine Stylistin voll in eine Drogenmühle in NBC... Ja, weil ich weiß, wann wir sie nehmen müssen. Weißt du, ich habe meine mitgebracht. Aber ich fühlte, es wäre besser, wenn wir mehr verbunden wären, wenn ich deine Hände hätte. Also knacke ich auf Pages Tür und sage, willst du trainieren? Und sie ist so, egal, ich bin gut. And I was like, okay, well, I need to practice.
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I like them on Bravo, but I didn't know they have a podcast. Bravo fan.
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I think I met them once. Chelsea Handler, comedian, TV host and six-time New York best-selling author.
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Okay, Chelsea. Well, how to giggle? If you order it now, it will arrive ASAP.
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Oh yeah, in like a Hudson News? That'll be cool.
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Thanks for looking forward to it. We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling. Talk to you soon. Bye.
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I want to make sure we're on the same page with our answers. And we were really nervous. But then we get an email also saying, do you guys want to play charades with Patrick Schwarzenegger and Jon Hamm? Now, Jon Hamm knows who you are. Okay. Let's backtrack.
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That's very exciting. It was interesting, he was talking about how he hasn't He's doing SNL this weekend. Or he did. Yeah, he did it. He did it. And he said how he hadn't done SNL for 15 years. Oh, wow. And it's interesting, just the career. Maybe there was a reason. Wait, that doesn't seem... It's just the career of actors.
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You have to get a certain role that you're promoting in a certain way to have that kind of press tour. Oh, I need to watch him on SNL.
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Und dann kommt Patrick zu uns. Lass mich nur sagen, ich glaube, ich war ruhig bei ihm, weil ich den Weißen Lotus nicht gesehen habe. Okay. Er erinnert mich an meinen Bruder, gleich das gleiche Alter, so süß. Und ich war so, hi. Ja, er war so ein Junge. Du warst so, ich habe dein Werk geliebt.
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And we were like, is this your first time? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, us too. We're so similar. And then we were like, we're playing charades. Yeah. Und wir sahen ihn und sagten, ich weiß nicht über dich, aber wir sind heute Abend nicht verdammt. Und er sah uns und sagte, okay, ruhig, und wir sagten, schau. Wir sagten, wir sind wirklich kompetitiv, haha.
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Nicht, dass wir wie Eminem sind, aber wir haben einen Schuss, wir haben nicht die Chance, einen Schuss zu schießen. Diese Möglichkeit kommt einmal im Leben. Und dann sagte John zu uns, John Hammond.
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We're out in these streets. What are you texting?
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We got less nervous, because it stopped being like, oh my god, we're on Jimmy Fallon. We were just like, we have to win this game. I literally felt like I was on a game night with my friends. But then they were like, okay, Hannah, you and Paige count as one person. And I'm like, okay, so...
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You said you had an anecdote. An antidote, you said?
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Aber das lustigste war, dass ich mir vorgestellt habe, dass ich sehr kompetitiv bin und dass ich gewinnen werde. Aber dann habe ich mir vorgestellt, dass ich eigentlich nicht weiß, wie man Charades spielen kann. Ja, ich weiß, das war das beste Teil. Wir sind wirklich... Ich habe gesagt, lasst uns fucking gehen. Was sind die Regeln?
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Ich hatte keine Kindheit. Und dann hat die Frau angefangen, es zu erklären. Ich schwöre dir.
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Ich schwöre dir, es war wie eine von diesen Memes, wo alles... Und du wartest und ich dachte, okay, zumindest weiß sie, was los ist. Weil sie war so, und der erste und dann der zweite. Und ich habe es verloren. Und ich kann nicht auf den wichtigen Produzenten schauen und sagen, kannst du anfangen?
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I've never seen Kung Fu Panda in my life. Something came over me and it was like our moment. The words just came out of my mouth. I got like summoned by something. And then the lasso thing, when I first saw Ted Lasso, I said, oh no, because I was like, this is a hard one. What are we going to do? And then obviously at the exact same time, me and you start doing a like sexy lasso. We're just like...
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Put us in any situation. Because I was like a little too calm around Patrick. Yeah. When we finally win the game, I go over to him and he goes up for a high five and I go... Get in here! And I give him like a bear hug and it's very obvious he started with a high five and I was like, no, no, no. And I could have picked him up in that moment. We're family now.
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But then he's commenting on my Instagram being like, let's play charades in LA.
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There was a magical chemistry. We're forever connected.
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Well, him saying that... I didn't know that with White Lotus it was like a reality TV show where you can't tell people what happened. Mike White is like, you cannot tell anyone who died. Did you watch his interview? Yeah. His fiance was like, did you make out with anyone? Yeah. And he was like, I can't tell you. And she's like, are you sure who died? And he's like, I can't tell you anything.
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But this is his first like breakout role.
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We're very proud of our little Patty boy.
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So Jimmy will typically like come back and say hi to everyone for like a second before the show. But he knew that you guys went to the same college and he was like extra excited to talk to us.
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I have to say, there's nothing like riffing with a
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Ich habe dich geschaut und gesagt, du sollst mich nicht erschöpfen. Versteck dich, dass du gerade tanzen willst.
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Jimmy liebt Musik, liebt Tanzen. Not to defend myself, because I haven't been looking at any comments, but the worm video has been going around.
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So, I just want to say, they brought it up to me. They said, Hannah, do you want to do the worm? And I said, I thought you guys would never ask. Obviously, I want to do the worm. They were like, do you want to retire the worm? And I was like, honestly, maybe. My knees are hurting, my lower back hurts. And then I got off the call and I was like... That's my baby.
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I can't say it's over and then lie to the people.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Oh, so it's not over. It takes one girl in the crowd going, Hannah, do the worm. And I'm a people pleaser. And I said, you know what? I'm doing it. So, no, the worm is not retired. Oh, okay. I mean, maybe it'll evolve. But I think, am I like a worm comedian now? I just think, like, if you were to retire it, what a place to retire it at.
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You know? But then we... als ich auf der Bühne war, musste man aufstehen. Und Jimmy hat seine Hand rausgezogen. Und zuerst habe ich ihn gezwungen, seine Hand zu bewegen, aber dann habe ich gemerkt, dass er mich aufheben würde. Und wir hatten diesen sehr komischen Hand-Moment. Und ich dachte, er würde es nicht aufheben. Aber dann war er sofort so, was war das? Er war so, bist du okay?
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Ich denke, dass sie... Wir lieben sie. Wir sind besessen mit ihr. Und ich denke, dass sie realisiert, dass wir ihre Arbeit monetisieren konnten. Und das ist, was sie für uns wollte. Und eine Sache, die sie uns gesagt hat, ist, dass unsere Karrieren flüchten werden, aber wir sind sehr mentale krank. Ja.
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We haven't even started our press week for the book and we're exhausted. No, I'm exhausted. I was also in California for two days, which is not recommended. Not even for Coachella. No. Well, I would never. Have you been looking at Coachella content?
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You also see like A-list celebrities jammed like sardines trying to watch something. And I'm like, if they're having that experience, imagine what a regular human is going through right now.
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Das ist eine Matriarchie.
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You're so millennial Pinterest barn marriage right now.
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And then you have a headband on. Is that millennial? Oh my god. I mean probably at this point. Probably at this point. We can't help it. Even though I identify as Gen Z. No, I'm so so proud of you. Thank you. It is just like crazy. We're kind of growing up.
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This segment is presented by Mattress Firm and Acast Creative. I want to talk about sleep. Because this is basically a sleep podcast. The only thing we're specialists at is sleeping. Paige, what do you do to have the best sleep of your life?
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You used to fall asleep when we were roommates.
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Look at me. My mattress for a mattress changed my life. It saved my marriage.
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Because when you go to bed at night, you go, what do I need? Nothing else. This is perfect. Okay, I'm a side sleeper. Do you put a pillow in between your knees or you're not old enough yet? I'm not old enough yet. Give it a year. Give it a year, you'll get there.
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Do you want to know something chaotic? Yeah. I start on my tummy and I put one leg out. Yeah, in a four. Yes, when one leg is out like a chicken leg, you know it's going to be a good night's sleep. Like women do that more.
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Yeah, it's something with our hips. I have a lot of trauma stored in my hips. That's for another time. But then I'll eventually feel like a little uncomfy. So I go side and then I wake up on my back. Und das ist... Eine volle Reise. Eine volle Reise. Eine 360.
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Ich denke auch, dass es wichtig ist, mit der Mattressfirma, dass du sie alle probieren kannst. Oh, und ich habe sie gemacht. Nimm einen Tag. Ich habe einen zurückgebracht. Ich habe einen bekommen, ihn nach Hause gebracht und gesagt, nicht für mich. Ich liebe das. Wenn ich auf Tour bin, bin ich ehrlich gesagt so müde vom Reisen, dass ich einfach rausfahre.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Du musst sicher sein, dass dein Katzen es liebt. Das ist wahr. Das ist ein sehr wichtiger Punkt.
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Restrictions apply. See mattressfirm.com or store for details.
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this is a perfect transition because you've been like you're in your mother era and you also posted on instagram that you are a bridal influencer accidentally why do you think look at this full interview i'm barbara walter in you but like you have been wearing like why are you wearing die süßeste Bride-Fitz, aber es ist ein bisschen empfehlend, weil du es willst. Du denkst, das ist ein guter Fit.
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Also, you got a good spray tan, we're wearing white, we're wearing ivory.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Clutch my pearls, we're simple girls. So you wore one of your beautiful white outfits too. We got invited to a dinner. Thank you for having us, Mrs. Nast. You nasty little Nast. The New Fronts Dinner, which we didn't know what it was, and it was at the New York Public Library. Fun little story.
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It's a mansplaining word. It's like a word a man uses when he's running out of words and wants to sound better than you. I was like, oh my god, I'm a road scholar. So, we get to New York Public Library. Gorgeous, but like a bazillion steps. I get dropped off right in front...
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Und überall wo du dich umschlägst, gibt es mehr Schritte. Aber als ich zuerst aufgewacht bin, wusste ich nicht, woher ich gehen soll. Und ich schaue mich auf und sehe eine Mädchen, die auf dem Tennis-Team mit mir in Wisconsin gespielt hat. Und ich bin voll glamourös. Voll verheiratet.
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Sie lebt in New York und ist auf dem Weg. New York ist so eine kleine Welt. So verrückt. Und...
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Nein, du bist der schreckliche Onkel an einer Party. Er ist der Wartezimmer und sagt, wir hassen das Essen. Wir sind an dem Punkt, wo Meldemodelle zu jung für uns sind. Warum sind sie alle 22? Wo ist dein Gesicht? Oh mein Gott, nein, das ist verrückt.
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Aber das ist das Problem mit mir. Ich denke, ich bin Gen Z. Und wenn ich sage, ich denke, ich weiß, ich bin Gen Z. Und ich bin völlig enttäuscht, wenn jemand zu mir spricht und ich denke, ich bin 25. And then every now and then someone would be like, you know, someone our age. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, that's so true. I think I look the same.
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Ich wollte gerade sagen, 32, 33, das sind wir. Es ist merkwürdig. Du kannst als 26 Jahre alt sein, aber du kannst auch später in einem bestimmten Licht gehen. Und dann war ich mit jemandem heute, der älter ist, aber ich weiß nicht, wie alt er ist, aber nicht so alt. Und ich habe meinen Mann gefreut. Ich war so, er ist alt, er ist müde. Und sie ist so, okay. Okay, how old is he? And I was like, 49.
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And she was like, okay, don't call him tired.
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I was like, I was in front of a man, you're perfect. This is where the age stuff also annoys me. I don't like when people tell me I look like I'm 26. Okay.
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Nein, weil das bedeutet, dass ich auf der Art bin, wo Leute denken, dass sie mich komponieren, wenn sie mir sagen, dass ich 26 Jahre alt bin. Wie, bin ich jung? Nein, ich bin einfach jung. Das italienische Blut ist stark und das Olivenöl, wie Jennifer Lopez es sagen würde, hält uns jung. Jedoch, wie ihr mich kennt, liebe ich etwas, was mich alt macht. Ich liebe ein grünes. Du hast es versucht.
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Ich liebe Ränkel, weil es zeigt, dass ich etwas gesehen habe. Und ich bin durch etwas gegangen. Versuch es nicht, weil ich überlebt habe.
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Wenn du anfängst zu kämpfen, 72. Nein, du kümmerst dich um dich selbst.
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Wenn du nicht in die Kamera schaust, hast du nichts, worüber du überrascht bist.
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Ja, physisch. Emotionell ist es nicht gut. Okay, ja. Es ist wirklich schlecht. Aber weißt du, was es ist? Es ist wie, wenn ich sitze und in meinen Gedanken bin, weißt du, die imaginerischen Kämpfe kämpfen, das ist wie, dass du vor dem Fenster stehst und dich entdeckst. Es ist der gleiche Art von mentalen Krankheit.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja, das ist, warum du gerade Skincare machst.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Yes, you think external factors help your internal, which sometimes do. Wait, I'm feeling a mental health mama, come on. Let's. Okay. First of all, did you know that an octopus holds grudges?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Warte. Katy Perry hat immer Momente, die sie aus einem Rutsch bringen können. Also, in the future celebrities don't even have to go to the red carpet. Save all the glam and styling and just get an AI to do it.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Mediterranean salad, olive oil, lemon, prosciutto, whatever you need. That was just a side note. But anyway, as someone who deals with anxiety and depression, shout out, if you listen to this pod, you probably do too. It's just algorithmic. Sorry about that. I always have been trying to tell myself, do not believe all your thoughts, right? What are you looking for?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
You're like, I'm looking for that eye cream. We're at the second phase of the skincare. She's like, where's my... Yeah, so the whole concept of not believing your thoughts really helped me through a lot of things. But recently I've actually kind of forgot about it. You know when you forget something you learned? So I have been listening to my thoughts too much.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja, ich höre meine Gedanken und dann sagen die Leute, dass sie nicht alle wahr sind. Aber du denkst dir, dass man sich warnen könnte, dass etwas kommt. Ich brauche mich zu diesem Gedanken zu befassen und es herauszufinden, ob es legit ist oder nicht. Aber bei diesem Zeitpunkt spiralst du bereits. Was ich gelernt habe, ist, dass deine subconsciousen Gedanken nicht wahr sind.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
And I love that you're like, oh my God, I have to listen to my gut. That's not your subconscious thoughts. If you have to think something, you will consciously think it and you will figure it out. But if you just get a thought arise out of nowhere, don't chase it, don't analyze it. And I was on some weird like Quora thread, don't ask why, I was in a dark place.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
And this guy said, it's healthy to like label it.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Also hat dieser Typ auf Quora gesagt, und du kannst nicht mal kommentieren, du kannst nicht mal klicken auf Quora. Wer hat überhaupt einen Quora-Account? Niemand hat einen Quora-Account. Aber er hat gesagt, wenn du einen Gedanken hast und du denkst, oh, ich sollte mich dazu konzentrieren, ich sollte es herausfinden. Nein, das ist das, was der Gedanke will.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja, du bist in Verantwortung. Ich fühle mich, als ob dein Gehirn eigentlich dein eigenes Chat-GBT ist, das sich irgendwie verrückt ist. Es hat all die Informationen über dich und dann fängt es an, Dinge auszupacken.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Oder es wird so sein, du erinnerst dich an diese eine Erinnerung, als du ein Kind warst und das dich wirklich verletzt hat und du sagst, warum bringst du das hin? Warum bringst du das hin?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Well, Katy Perry, also her song. You're like an Indian summer in the middle of winter. That's trending on TikTok.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Oh, auf Instagram jetzt. Aber als wir die zweite Saison begonnen haben, sind sie immer noch... Ehrlich gesagt, du könntest einfach... Sie ist einfach gebrochen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I agree with you in that you can't make someone do anything. Because if she in her heart of hearts feels like there's more to this relationship with her and Tommy, she will never move on from it. She'll always be like, what if, what if, what if? It's more like sometimes as a friend, I realize you have to let them fuck up. Lass sie ihre Leben leben.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Auch, lass uns ihr ein bisschen Empathie geben, dass sie ein Kind mit diesem Mann hat. Es ist nicht wie dieser random DJ, der auf sie schiebt und sie für keinen Grund ihn in seinem Ein-Bedroom-Apartment verabschiedet. Dieser Typ ist spezifisch, aber sie hat eine Familie mit diesem Mann und sie hatte einen Traum, wie ihr Leben sein würde.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
She thinks people are making fun of her, but we're not.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ehrlich gesagt, ich wundere mich, ob sie in ihrem Saturn-Return ist. Das ist das, was es gibt.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Warte, erstens, Glückwunsch, zweitens, du könntest auch eine Farbplatte machen. What do you mean? You can ask them for your colors. Like, am I a summer and a winter? And I'm doing that tonight. But also, we do not want anyone to be out of work because of this. So contact your Instagram color chart analysis person.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
And your local astrologer, because it's not going to hit the same. And it's about how people actually analyze it from a human way.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Everyone just has to know, if you're not watching this on YouTube, Paige just pulled out a face roller out of nowhere. Like, the biggest face roller you've ever seen casually just pulled it out of who knows where and is rolling her face. See, when I talk, Paige does skincare.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Thank you. No, period. I do have to say, though, it was kind of crazy, the scene where she was like, went to the L'Oreal Paris thing and didn't want to walk the runway. No. I know. And she just kept going, how pretty is Kendall Jenner? How pretty is Kendall Jenner? That's the shit that I don't understand. And one, it's because I'm delusional. But two, I'm just like, you are you.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Yeah, I'm like, wait, Molly, you're stunning.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Also wir sind auf den Stählen, wir sind auf den Stählen, und wir tragen auch sehr schöne Kleidung. Ich dachte, ich würde da vor dir kommen. Du hast 15 Minuten gesagt, ich war 10 Minuten weg. Ich komme nach vorne und sage, wo ist... ist Peja Sorbo hier? Und sie sagen, ja, sie ist hier. Und sofort panikiere ich. Ich sage, oh nein, Peja ist alleine in einem fremden Ort ohne mich.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Also, das ist ein riesiger Ballraum. Peja ist für irgendeinen Grund alleine an einem Tisch. So, wie eine furchtbare kleine Prinzessin. Und ich habe diesen süßen Moment, wo ich in der Runde bin und ich warte, als sie sich dreht, warte ich auf sie, um sie mit mir zu locken. Und ich sage, Ich bin hier. Und dann beginnt sie zu lachen. Und ich komme zu dir. Und dann haben wir uns verabschiedet.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wir haben uns verabschiedet. Wir haben uns verabschiedet. Wir haben uns verabschiedet. Wir haben uns verabschiedet.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Aber völlig verheiratet.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Du hast schon Pinterest-Boards. Ich weiß es.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Are you gonna show the belly? Are you gonna do those open button shirts and stuff?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wirst du ein Fotoshoot machen? Ja, aber nur für dich selbst.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
We meet up with Samantha Barry, who is the Editor-in-Chief of Glamour. Now, let me just say, Editor-in-Chief, what a fucking... Cool ass title.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Cause we're with all these people who have like actual jobs and we're standing there. And so Samantha Berry, I got lucky is Irish. knows Des, friends with Des, we're in. I was like, let's, this is great. We're all a big family. So we're chatting with Samantha. You're, you know, doing your thing.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Stunning. Stunning. Well, everyone thought she was Lindsay Lohan, which I was fine with. I was like, I know, crazy, meeting Lindsay at the New York Public Library. But no, she's stunning gorgeous.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
And incredible charisma. Just everything. We love you, Samantha. So we're talking and then on the corner of my eye, I see a fuck-ass Bob. Extremely shiny.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
The fuck ass Bob, shiny. And the way she walked was actually levitation. Like she was, the whole place stood still as she levitated through.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Shoutout zu Anna Wintour für das fucking Grind. Met Gala am Montag. Wer weiß, was sie dann am Montag am Nachwuchs trinkt, um mit Leuten zu sprechen. Und es scheint, dass sie in jedem Meeting ist. Sie ist nicht nur die Gesichter von etwas. Sie ist in den Wäldern, Anna Wintour. Ich weiß nicht, wie sie das macht. So, she starts coming our way, because we're hanging out with an editor-in-chief.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
That's the editor-in-chief right there. She starts coming our way.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Die Gigglers wollten, jetzt bin ich gestresst, dass du es wieder vergessen wirst.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Du hast es bereits vergessen. Die Gigglers sind verrückt. Sie haben geschrieben, weil du die Fotos gepostet hast. Und sie waren so, Paige, wie nervös warst du, dass du dein ganzes Leben lang vor Anna Wintour wartest.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Meine Mutter hat gesagt, dass sie es eigentlich liebt, wenn wir auf Zoom filmen, weil es sie erinnert an Instagram Live-Tage, was so nostalgisch und wunderschön ist.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I was fully riffing with Anna Wintour. She, well, she commented on the stares. And I said, this is my, I'm a huge stare. We've been talking, joking about stares for a while now. We have to discuss the stares. I'm a stare comedian. Ja, ich bin ein Star-Comedian, wir lachen. Und dann, wie Anna Wintour, ich denke, es ist auch, weil sie britisch ist, sie ist sauer, sie ist lustig.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich war so, sie will nur ein bisschen lachen. Und dann habe ich, glaube ich, etwas Korniges gesagt, wo ich war, wie du weißt, danke für alles, was du tust. Oder etwas wirklich Generelles, wie du weißt, wenn du einfach... And world peace. You know they're great, but you don't know what words to put together.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
A thousand percent. I know she looked us up and down. She gave us a little love. No, I felt it. I sucked in and then I was like, I need to bring the comedy here. So she laughs, we made her giggle. We're on cloud nine. I turn to you and I go, you feel good? Und du warst so, ja. Und ich bemerkte, das wäre, wenn Serena Williams zu uns gekommen wäre. Ja. Ich hätte meine Panty geschnitten.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Du hättest riffen, dumm, lustig. Ich wäre so, hoppada, hoppada, hoppada.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Aber, nein, Anna Wintour ist auch auf meiner Bucketliste. Nur alles, was sie erreicht hat, ist, sie ist ein Icon.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I call you out on something you did before that. Du bist alle nervös, du weißt nicht, mit wem du Freunde bist und ich stehe bei dir und ich halte deine Hand. Und dann habe ich nicht die Energie von Paige gesehen in einem Moment. Ich schaue mich um. Du hast einen besten Freund in der Frau neben dir gemacht, bis zu dem Punkt, dass du mich ignoriert hast.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich war wie Paige und du warst so, ich spreche. Ich habe ihr mein Nummer gegeben. Nein, ich habe dich mit dieser Frau verliebt, bis zu dem Punkt, dass ich war, als ob du eine Affäre vor mir hättest.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Sie war auch krank. Also war Paige so... Sie war krank. Entschuldigung, die Mütter sprechen. Ich war so, okay. Also war ich vollständig dich kümmern werden, weil ich für dich traurig war, weil du soziale Angst hattest. Und dann hast du mich literally zu sterben lassen. Und dann warst du so, oh, ich muss meinen Schuss nehmen und bist weg.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich denke, du bist einer meiner ersten kleinen Freundinnen, die ihre Eier kühlen oder zumindest mir darüber erzählen. Also wusste ich nicht, was der soziale Stigma war. Aber ich war wirklich lustig. Ich denke, weil du es anderen gesagt hast, aber ich wusste später, dass du es vielleicht nicht solltest. Aber ich war so, oh, Paige kühlt ihre Eier.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und eine Frau guckt mich an und sagt, oh, sie kühlt ihre Eier. Ich habe es jedem gesagt. Es gibt keine Hippe zwischen uns. Aber ich fühle mich, dass du wartet, bis du siehst, dass dein Freund okay ist mit dem ersten. Aber ich fühlte mich, als würdest du die Aufmerksamkeit lieben.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Das erinnert mich an, du hast mir eine blöde Foto von dir gesendet und du hattest deine Hand auf deinem unteren Rücken, als würde es schmerzen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Deine Methoden-Aktivität.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
By the way, if you don't know this, Paige has the biggest apartment in America. Somehow I convinced her to record the pod at my apartment. And I don't know how that happened, but I slid through. I don't mind it though. Because it's like going to Europe. You come downtown.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wait, I love a girl who's been banned. Like, justice for her. Like, I don't know if you can hear what she says.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wait, I didn't even know he worked. I thought he was retired.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
She's like, cool, ban me, I'm busy in Maine. I didn't want to go to your party anyway.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Hast du gesehen, dass Jordans Ex auch in den 70ern war? Nein. Ja, also es ist nicht so, dass sie... Das ist ihr erstes. Das ist ihr Ding. Sie hat ein Ding.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich werde nicht jemanden jucken, der lecker ist. Ich auch nicht. Ich muss sagen, es ist wie wenn jemand dich auf Instagram blockiert. Du bist so besessen mit mir. Das ist so, wie sie sie bannt. Ich bin so, warum bist du? Was hat sie gemacht?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I mean, I'm probably banned from BravoCon, but that's suicide.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Therese Giudice braucht ein Sandwich.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wir sind Produzenten. Wir sind literal Produzenten.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Sorry, this brain is always moving. Also, you're chugging coffee right now. It's 8pm. Are you going to be able to go to sleep? I'm worried. I'm stressed out now.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wait, I think I need to move to LA though, because I am like, I live a good life there. I wake up so late here. I'm struggling. I'm staying up late. I don't know who she is. Oh, also another hot take. And this is gonna be chewy and this is gonna make me sound like an actual mother. Wait, I'm obsessed. We need to stop with the smoking.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I was walking home today and I saw two very cute girls smoking cigs. And I was like, oh hell no. Gen Z. 19. No way. No way. No, but this is how trends work. We worked so hard to stop smoking to the point that it was gone. That now it's become cool again to smoke because they forgot that it was bad. Also, I love Addison Rae. I think all her songs slapping We do not need the cig to look cool.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Stop with the cigarettes and fashion. Stop. And it's also like cosplaying. Give me a prop to try to look cool. Instagram photos where people have a cig. Stop it.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich habe dir gesagt, als ich in der Hochschule war, war mein Freund durch den Break-up. Und sie hatte ihre Dramatik. Sie hat die Zigaretten genommen und ich habe sie genommen und sie hat sie weggezogen. Und sie war so wütend an mir. Und ich habe gesagt, ich habe dir dein Leben gerettet. Also Jule, wie ein normaler Mensch.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Niemand hat mir darüber gesprochen. Letztendlich hat niemand mir gesagt, bis letztes Jahr, sie waren wie, wir wurden gekokt. Und ich war wie, was?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
That's insane. Wait, Paige, no one offered me cocaine. Stop. No one. Hannah. I think it's the energy I bring to the function. They think I'm already coked out.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
So Hannah stole someone's cocaine and doesn't need any more. The coke went missing and we're pretty sure it was Hannah. Wait, it's giving? Everyone thought I was already coked out. Ist das ein Kompliment? Shoutout zu mir, für das erste Mal, dass ich auf Dumois war.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Hanna und Chelsea waren am Soho Grand, Hanna lacht und sie sind Arm in Arm geblieben und ich war so... Die letzte Satz, Arm in Arm zu verlassen, war verrückt, ich liebte es. Aber das lustige ist, Chelsea ist mein neuer Freund und wie wir alle wissen, liebt Chelsea Drogen. Also kämpfe ich mit mir selbst, ob ich Drogen tue, weil ich mit meinem Kindheits-Icon spreche.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Well, also if I do drugs in front of her and it goes bad, I'll never work in this town again. What drug would you even try? Well, I think they like having fun with like
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich bin so, ich werde mit Chelsea heute Abend in Iowa gehen und er ist so, okay, hab Spaß. But my thing is, I'm 33. Best case scenario, I like it. And then I like MDMA and I become hooked on MDMA 33.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I discover dubstep at 33 and I need to go to a Brooklyn warehouse at 33.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Einen anderen herzlichen Wunsch. Jeder taggt uns immer noch in ihren Büchern, wenn sie es lesen. Habt ihr es bekommen? Wie morgens Kaffee? Es ist verrückt. Jeder Giggler ist in Cancun. Ich weiß nicht, wie, aber jeder Giggler ist auf Verabschiedung.
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Könnt ihr ein Buch schreiben, wie man auf diese tollen Verabschiedungen geht? Aber sie haben auch ihre Pferde getaggt. Und ich muss nur einen Shout-Out geben an alle Kat-Moms da draußen. Und ich liebe die Pferde auch. Aber die Katzen haben wirklich gute Namen. Und ich muss nur einen Shout-Out geben an einen speziellen Katzen. Mit einem Namen, der mich wirklich gelacht hat.
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Diese eine Mädchen, die Katzen-Name ist Crunchwrap. Miss Supreme, get over here. Wait, I'm obsessed. Crunchwrap is such a cat name.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
The housekeeping is unnecessary.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wenn du deine Katze von ihrem Regierungsnamen nennst, bist du nicht mit ihr verbunden. Du liebst sie nicht. Aber ich habe zwei Regeln, um deine Katze oder Hund zu nennen. Es muss entweder ein echter Name sein, wie Daphne oder Jennifer oder Steven. Ich finde das wirklich lustig. Oder ein Lebensnamen. Someone recently, Cannoli, oh my god, cute. That stuff is so cute.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
The admin is too much for all the gigglers. It's too much.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Pickle, Butter, Crunchwrap. So anyway, that's just a side note. Cute stuff.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich liebe es. Das ist das Wichtigste. Es ist nicht so, wie wenn alle zusammenkommen. Flashmobs, okay, das war eine millennialische Sache, die eigentlich offensiv war. Das sollte nie geschehen haben.
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Ja, wie bei Costco. Das ist schrecklich. Und es war wirklich ein Trend. Es war wirklich schlecht. Und viele Leute haben viel Zeit aus ihren Leben verloren. Zwei Ballerinnen, das ist Kunst.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja, das ist Friends Hanging Out.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wait, I just thought of something. To add to our YouTube series, we have to do Hannah and Paige Try Ballet.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Glaubst du, du könntest für einen zweiten Cosplay und für einen zweiten jemanden sagen, warte, sie könnte Ballerin sein?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und ich habe es einfach geliebt. Sieh, ich bin mehr verbunden mit dem Hip-Hop-Kind.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und ich habe einfach nur gelacht, weil sie immer gesagt hat, lass uns die Finger entspannen. Und sie hat immer gesagt, lass uns die Arme nicht anstrengen. Und dann ist es ein Trick, wo du, wenn du dein Bein über das andere Bein legst, du nicht wirklich runterpustest. Du präsentierst. Und sie hat immer gesagt, wir sind leicht wie ein Felsen.
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about what's going on with what you're like yeah okay that's why we're recording virtually because i just like i couldn't i couldn't think about putting pants on we had it fully set up though 6 p.m fully you were coming to record chris was all set up then you text me i don't feel well so if i say something to you that's illegal right because it's a woman who's And her eggs.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und ich war so, das ist nicht der Vibe, den ich geben werde.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I literally have mini hot dogs for fingers. They're not going to look like ballerina-esque. Anyway, everyone, I can't be perfect. Sorry.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
sorry and have gentle fingers and also be soft throughout the day no the patriarchy wins again um we love you guys so much our new episode just aired of of episode two of hannah page try new things so check that out um and we love you guys so much thanks for giggling and to end the app we're playing another audiobook excerpt for you to enjoy from how to giggle available everywhere now
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Dritte Woche Bestseller, los geht's. Ich glaube wirklich in Manifestationen, aber nicht wie, schreib das 1.000 Mal in deinem Journal und es wird wahr sein, Art von Manifestation. Mehr wie, glaube so tief in deinem Gehirn, dass du bereits das bist, was du willst. Es ist ähnlich wie die Idee von Glück. Du musst nicht nach Glück fangen. It's within you. You just have to find it.
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This is so Brene Brown coded. Let's continue. I like to think of life like it's a single player game and you want to reach new levels of yourself. You can't just go about your day with no goal and expect things to happen. That's like being a quarterback and wanting to win but not having any plays. Let's get some strategy. I always start big and then get smaller.
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Write down your biggest goal in the world, such as winning an Oscar. Dann gehen Sie zurück zu jedem Schritt und schreiben, was Sie tun müssen, um zu diesem Schritt zu kommen. Um einen Oscar zu gewinnen, muss ich in einem erfolgreichen Film sein. Um in einem erfolgreichen Film zu sein, muss ich in anderen Filmen gespielt haben. Um in Filmen zu gespielt zu haben, brauche ich einen Schauspieler.
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Um einen Schauspieler zu bekommen, muss ich einen Follower auf Social Media für Schauspieler-Videos bekommen. Um einen Follower auf Social Media zu bekommen, muss ich anfangen, Schauspieler-Videos jeden Tag zu posten. Um jeden Tag ein Video zu posten, brauche ich einen Schauspieler und um Skripte zu schreiben. Okay, jetzt ist das etwas, was ich morgen anfangen kann.
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Wenn du das hörst und deine Augen aufrollst und mich delusional nennst, geh zurück zu Kapitel 3, weil du nichts erhalten hast! Entschuldige für das Schreien. Ich erinnere mich, dass jede erfolgreiche Person einen Zeitraum hatte, in dem sie von Anfang an anfangen musste. Und Manifestieren hält dich konzentriert und ruhig, während du ein Ziel arbeitest.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I really feel like we are all leaves in the wind and manifesting gives you direction to put your energy and tell the universe what you want. When you put something into the universe, I don't mean witchcraft. I mean when something is on your mind, you will see more opportunities for it and you will tell people about it. You're planting seeds that can one day grow into your dreams.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Farmer Girlies, unite. When it starts to feel fun and exciting, that means you're in alignment. If you're not having fun, pivot. Warning, girlies, nothing ever goes according to plan, but trust that you are always moving in the right direction. Keep your eyes wide open and stay on track. Pages Methods
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
It's maternity abuse, actually. So Paige has been going around acting like she's pregnant and fully cosplaying a pregnant woman. She's sending me photos going, how cute do I look? Because she's slightly bloated after getting her eggs removed. Wenn ich sage, dass sie etwas verblüfft ist, meine ich, sie sieht nach mir aus, als sie den ersten Stück von einem Kaffee-Sandwich trinkt.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I'm a mother. You're going on the subway and just being like, excuse me, can I sit?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Okay, I have to make an apology. I literally was saying, what's up, my Met Gigglers? Obviously, it's the Giggly Gala. Instead of Met Giggler, I should have said... Sorry, I just had a stroke.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Did you have any anxiety? Cause you know, I had no anxiety.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wir haben gerade den neuesten Episode von Hannah Page Try New Things gedroht. Wir fangen aggressiv an, weil es euer Denver-Episode ist. Ja, es ist literally you and me trying to distract you all day from the inevitable. The universe, you were going to have a panic attack and the universe was going to make sure it happened no matter what you did, no matter how much IVs or pet therapy we did.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
And it shows... Kameras gehen runter und dann zeigt es uns am Morgen danach. Aber die Kameras sind runtergegangen. Aber es ist verrückt, dich in diesem Kopfraum zu sehen und dann mit dir zu sprechen. Wer ist diese Frau?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Um es relativ zu verstehen, ist das eine gute Menge Eier?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Sie sagt, wenn ich ein Fußballteam habe, brauche ich mehr Eier.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Das ist das, was sie über die Mutterheit im Allgemeinen sagen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wie sind deine Hormone? Ja.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I think it was last week. Have we not recorded since? No. The last time we spoke to the Gigglers was the morning of the Met. But it's been so long that the Met's not even in the news cycle anymore. It feels like it was last year.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Sage was in the best mood. She was telling everyone maybe I was lacking estrogen and now I'm at the perfect level.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
So... You're gonna like punch a wall or something?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Also, wenn jemand gehört hat, was der Psychiker gesagt hat, ist, dass Mütterheit eine große Sache für dich ist. Also gibt es viele, viele Gefühle.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Two follow-up questions, and not to get in the weeds, but because you have PCOS, were you more worried?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Oh wait, did I make that up?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I've been literally telling everyone. I like lose like pages PCOS. You're the spokesperson of PCOS now.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Unglaublich. Und es ist so unglaublich, dass männliche Ärzte sagten, wir werden es einfach nicht herausfinden.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
And that's why when you're ever down, remember that nothing matters and no one will remember, including yourself.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
This is why Steve Jobs had a uniform. We should have had a uniform.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
You said that there's a theory that they didn't win any Oscars. Except for the costume design.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
In Portland habe ich vergessen, meine Beine zu schälen. Und ich konnte meine Schuhe nicht mit meinem Dress tragen, weil es nicht gut sein würde und Paige hätte es hassen können. Aber ich bin auf der Bühne und habe gemerkt, dass ich eine Woche und eine halbe bin, weil ich meinen Razor nicht finden konnte. Und Gott sei Dank habe ich das Hotel für einen Razor gefragt. Also, ich bin in Portland.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Oh, Mädchen, du kannst. Du kannst? Ich meine, es klingt ein bisschen seltsam, wenn du sagst, hey, kann ich einen Razor haben? Und sie sind so, okay.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich habe alles gefragt. Ich bin so, kann ich Hilfe haben? Kann jemand mir Hilfe geben? This was my karma. When I ordered the Wendy's and did not consider Paige in my decision, I jump in the shower and I realized the Wendy's there. So, by the way, this is a five-star hotel. We spoiled ourselves. We're staying at a nice hotel last weekend.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
So I'm like, I'm going to call and see if I can get them to bring it up. So I call and they go, yeah, for five dollars. And I was like, what?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Because they're waiting for part two. But I think that's BS. Life is short. And you don't know what's going to come out next year. I did just watch Conclave on the plane. Oh, you did? Yeah.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Es gab einen sechs Sekunden Pause, wo ich dachte,
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I was like, can you put it on Paige DeSorbo's room? Thank you. So anyway, I've, and this is the thing, I respect it. I've never seen a hotel do that before. I feel like more hotels should. Make it ten.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
And you just showered after doing four shows in a weekend?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
But then part of me is like, you guys should pay me to not go downstairs in your fancy lobby the way I look right now. So here we are. We're pointing at each other again.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Stell dir vor, das ist, wo ich meinen Fuß runterlege.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Das ist, wo ich mehr wie du werde, weil ich früher nur bei Super 8 geblieben bin.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I do think though traveling gets everyone. Everyone's kind of at their limit.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
You complimented me the other day of how I deal with drama on the flight. I giggle when people are being like crazy. Do you remember the lady who like was trying to walk past me in the aisle?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
And I was like, oh, okay, where do I move? There's so many lines.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
This woman left you for dead. She left me for dead.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Und dann habe ich angefangen zu lachen, aber dann habe ich gemerkt, dass du weinen wirst. Also habe ich versucht, mich zu sprechen und ich bin so wie, diese Frau muss in die Front der Reihe kommen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
It was becoming like Titanic, women and children first.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
No, we are so in travel mode right now. Everything we talk about, we're like, are you ever at an airport?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
No, I'm not going to get into the whole bin system, but there's problems with that. I'll bore myself with that later. One last thing about travel. We did Southwest again. And Southwest, they always come through with a good story. They never disappoint in pissing me the fuck off. Wait, I can't even remember what happened. Oh, I do. I do. I've been waiting to complain about it.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
So first of all, we're in our lines and people will just like stand somewhere and wait for people to move them instead of like trying to find their number. Also, five people don't even fit between the thing. Anyway, look, I feel like we're on Survivor and like they're about to vote us off. Like that's how I feel on a Southwest flight.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
So anyway, I get on, no drama seemingly, and then midway through the flight, an announcement comes up. And I'm listening, because I forgot my headphones.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
So the announcer comes on, and they're peppy, which already annoyed me. There's no reason to be peppy, middle of flight, we haven't landed yet. Und sie sagt, wir gehen nach Vegas. Wir gehen nach Portland nach Vegas. Wir waren schon so, wer geht von Portland nach Vegas? Ich vertraue keinem von euch, die mich um mich herum befinden. Sie sagt, ich wollte nur einen Anruf machen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Wir haben heute einen Geburtstag auf dem Flugzeug. Ich war so, als würde Rem schlafen. Und sie sagt, hi, wir haben heute einen Geburtstag auf dem Flugzeug. Sie ist 21 Jahre alt, gibt es für so und so. Also fangen die Leute an zu klatschen und ich bin so okay, okay, was auch immer. Und dann sagt sie, also jetzt singen wir zusammen. Das ist Assault.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ein paar ältere Leute, die ihre Kinder hassen, die in Vegas gehen, um ihre Retirementsteuern wegzuholen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Nein, nein, nein. Es war, nein, es war etwas seltsames. Und im Mittelpunkt des Fluges, um das zu tun, fühle ich mich illegal.
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Alle haben sich einfach von einem tiefen, friedlichen Verlust erworben. Ohne dass es Turbulenzen gibt oder wir die Tür öffnen müssen, um rauszukommen, gibt es nie einen Grund. Um vorbei zu kommen. Und du weißt, wie ich mich über die Flugzeuge fühle, die ihre Bits auf dem Mikrofon übertragen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Aber nicht das. Nur wenn ich ein Mikrofon habe mit den Gigglers, singe ich. Andererseits bin ich nicht in Gruppen. Ich bin nie gut in Gruppen. Wenn Leute harmonisieren, fasse ich nicht mit dem.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Nein, wir verstehen das. Wir verstehen das total. Gibt es andere Noten von der Tour?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich dachte, weil du es gestern in der Green Room gesprochen hast, wie wir nicht in einem Kampf auf Tour sind. Und es ist nicht so, dass unsere Leben diese letzten sechs Monate nur friedlich sind. Es gibt ein Trillionen. Aber wie? Es gibt nichts, außer die Wendy's, das wirklich... Und es hat mich über die Ecke gesetzt.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Can you do a TikTok or at least some stories telling us, can you tell if a mask is actually good or not? How do you decipher if a face mask was worth the $12 you had to spend on it or whatever?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I don't mean, but you have like three right now. Fuck you, first of all.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Every now and then I get an email, this one's from Refinery29, and it says like, these are the hottest fashion trends for 2025 that are going to dominate. And I go, okay, well, let me run it by my best friend Paige, who knows these things to see if you guys are right.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Schau, ich liebe McDonald's so sehr, aber wir haben sie jeden Abend um 10, 30, 11 Uhr gegessen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Und ich bin so, du kannst nicht einfach eine Farbe machen, die jeder immer trägt. Ja, es hat mich wirklich verarscht. Ich bin auch überrascht, wie die Industrie Dinge listet und sieht, was aufhört, um Menschen mehr Geld zu sparen. Meine eine Note, bevor ich euch erzähle, was die Trends sind, die aufwächst und ihr alle eure Geld aufspart, ist, ja, du denkst, du brauchst Sachen, aber versuche es.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Was mich hilft, ist, dass ich denke, das klingt so kornig, aber wie Marie Kondo, spart es Freude? Weißt du, du kaufst Sachen, weil du sie brauchst, aber es dich nicht begeistert. Das ist das selbe, was du nie tragen wirst.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Wir waren, aber ich habe nur gesagt, vielleicht für diese 60-Spiele-Tour, lasst uns nicht immer McDonald's machen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Niemand hat mich trendig genannt, um es zu wissen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Aber ich finde, Leute beschreiben deinen Stil als klassisch, elegant, chic, was ich sagen würde, ist zeitlos. Vielen Dank.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
See, I wanna dress like Blake Lively and it ends with us. Too soon.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
zu bald, nein, warte, ich liebe dich tatsächlich in Boho, Boho, Flora, Flora, sorry, ich kann nicht sprechen, jetzt Flora, ja, Flora, ich bin der gleiche Art, wie ich Trends sehe und ich habe nicht mal gemerkt, dass ich bestimmte Dinge mag, wie ich mit Camo besessen bin, wer wusste, ja, wer wusste, dass diese Brooklyn-Girl Camo so viel liebt, ist das wirklich eine Trend für dich, denn ich fühle mich, als hätte du immer Camo gewonnen,
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I didn't do it until I saw some other people do it. I didn't invent camo. I know you guys think I do. You were influenced. I was influenced. Okay, are you still upset about your sconces?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Eigentlich nicht. 2012, ich habe gepeakt. 2012, ich war ein Senior auf meinem Tennis-Team und ich war so müde.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich meine, ich war der Kapitän, also konnte ich die Leute umdrehen, aber ehrlich gesagt war es mehr wie Babysitzen. All die Freshmen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich war bereit, zu graduieren. Ich war so, lasst uns gehen, lasst mich nach New York gehen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Wo denkst du, dass es für das Schlimmste gedauert hat?
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Dieser Pod geht gerade super schwarz.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Probably. Okay, you ready? Spring 2025 trend. Pantaloons. Was zur Hölle heißt das? Das ist das, worum ich dich gefragt habe. Es sind im Grunde Flöten-Panzen, die an den Beinen reichen, was ich hasse. Okay. Nein, okay. Ich mag es, es ist komfortabel. Pantaloons sind ein bisschen wie Pajamas. Ich mag Komfort. Ich hasse es nicht. Ich fühle mich nur, als wäre eine Pantaloon eine seltsame Worte.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Okay, nächster Trend. Texturale Floral-Töpfe a la Blake Lively.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Das war das Styling. Und Floral-Töpfe. Okay, dieses hier liebe ich. Modern Lace. Also bedeutet es nur Lace. Aber in verschiedenen Wegen. Ja. Das ist mein Ding mit Lace. Manchmal kann es schmerzhaft sein.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I thought you were going to say the opposite. I thought you were going to be like lingerie.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich glaube, dass mein Dress es war.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Do you know what's so crazy? I was like not in my fashion area yet. Don't remember like anything about my dress. I know my second dress was like Alex Perry long sleeves.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
So my first dress was, it had lace over the white, but like it wasn't, you couldn't really see the lace. It wasn't a lot of lace.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Yeah. Um zu wissen, dass es zu spät war.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich habe es wirklich nicht mehr erinnert. Okay, lange Utilitätsschirme. Sie wollen wirklich lange Schirme. Es gibt fast Cargo-Panzen. Cargo-Schirme.
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This is my problem. I have such a small space between my knee and my ankle. Like I have very small shins. So sometimes it can make me look like I have no legs. And my torso looks like insane.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Yeah, like if I were you, I'd wear it every day. Every day. Okay, I feel like you're gonna love this one. Organza.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Yeah, Organza. It's basically lace, but without all the like... It's tulle.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Knit sets, which literally like you wore this yesterday.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Sieh, ich habe einen Chai Latte bekommen, weil ich heute Abend schlafen wollte. Aber du bist gerade auf einem.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Also, Antore... Antore Page war auch... Sie machte all diese verschiedenen Routinen, weil sie nicht die Gründe hatte, warum sie Panikattacken hatte. Sie dachte, es sei die Höhe. Dann dachte sie, wenn sie nicht ihre... Ich habe jedem den besten Teil des Todes gegeben. But you were like, if I don't have my Stanley on stage, I'm gonna have a panic attack.
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And I'm like, that's putting so much pressure on Stan. And also like, it's not what you're doing right. Like, it's not that serious. And she'd be like, we have to go back to my hotel room. I forgot Stanley. And I was like, who walks on stage with the biggest weapon? So then the other day, she's sipping her Stanley on stage. And then she looks at me. There's like, 20 Minuten noch bis zum Show.
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Und sie schaut mich erschrocken an. Und sie sagt, ich muss so schlecht atmen. Und ich schaue mich an. Ich habe fast meine Hände getrunken. Ich habe wirklich fast meine Hände getrunken. Warum trinkst du 40 Onsen Wasser jedes Show von deinem Stanley?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I thought it was a texture. Yeah. Wait. Oh, no. It's a color of the season. Chartreuse. Chartreuse. It's basically like a bright pea green. I feel like.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I bet you look good in chartreuse. Thank you. You sounded fucking rich saying that.
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No, people love to hate, but I do have to say I turned it on around like 11. It put me in the nicest sleep ever. Seine leckere Stimme. Ich weiß nicht, was es war, aber das ist 10 aus 10. Ich empfehle es sehr. Du willst TV sehen, aber du willst schlafen gehen und du willst es nicht aufhalten. Und du bist irgendwie über dem Mörder-Dokument. Obwohl einige von ihnen mich wirklich schlafen lassen.
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Aber das war perfekt. Primetime, genau bevor du schlafen gehst. War sie versucht, etwas wie Martha Stewart zu machen? Oder mehr relatable? Ich weiß nicht wirklich, was ich tue, aber ich bin reich.
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I couldn't. Okay, when you say like that, it sounds really bad. Like it sounds like super betrayal. It does. And I did have a moment where I was like, I could ask Paige, but I thought, you know what? It's too late. It's too late. I'm jumping in the shower. I can't deal with the admin. You were on your own timeline. For all I know, she's ordered McDonald's at this point. You know what I mean?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich meine, ich liebe es persönlich. Und du vergisst, dass...
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Yeah, like, I don't mean work, like do anything. I'm saying more like she's putting herself out there to be ridiculed by so many people. She doesn't have to do that, but she's doing it. And part of me is kind of like, you go, girl. If you enjoy it, live your fucking life. Make that TV show. Live your freaking life. So I support that. I'm behind.
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Do you want to tell me about the Alabama Bad Baby stuff going on? I love Bad Baby.
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Do you know that you're actually, like, a version of Bad Baby? Like, last month when you kept saying, I'm outside, I'm outside. I was in my Bad Baby era.
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And then they said, go inside. And I said, no, you're right.
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Oh, wow. Ich muss es schauen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Wir unterstützen Frauen in der Kunst.
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Ja, und ich glaube, sie hat auch Onlyfans. Ja.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Well, I love that the girls are making good music out of it. That's really, at the end of the day, love wins, right?
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No, love literally wins. Oh wait, I have one other hot take about spring fashion. Okay. And I don't know if this is like... Because I like love my dad or something, but... I love a loafer. Like... Nicht ein Moccasin, weil Moccasins, meine langen Füße werden sofort ausfallen. Nicht ein Moccasin. Ich möchte, erinnert du dich, hat dein Vater diese, wie ein Pennyloafer?
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Ich denke, es ist wie ein Pennyloafer, wie es ist, wie braun, wie fast wie Kleid. Und es ist wie, ich weiß nicht, es gibt etwas darüber, das mir sehr nostalgisch ist. Und wie Mädchen es tragen, denke ich, ist eine Vibe. Du magst es.
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Übrigens, außer wenn ich schön trage, muss ich ein bisschen Hügel tragen, weil meine kurzen Beine. Aber wiederum, ich habe zu viel über meine kurzen Beine in diesem Episode gesprochen.
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But I do have to say, I was very busy all weekend because I had to do soundcheck. Oh, oh, du Scheiße. Wir haben auch, kann ich nur sagen, wir haben beide, wir haben gerade den längsten Flug von Salt Lake City bekommen. Nein, das war der längste Flug.
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Das Schreckliche daran, dass ich älter werde, ist, dass ich jedes Mal, wenn ich mich auf das, was ich das letzte Jahr geschnitten habe, anschaue, warst du 14? Ich weiß nicht, was das ist. Ich fühle mich einfach so, als würde ich mich ein bisschen mehr maturen. So I say. Like a little schicker in a way. A little more demure. Arguably. Some would say. And alas.
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This spring I may want to just come correct and see what happens. I actually, you know, I'm going to pick out my outfit five minutes before every event. You know how I work.
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Yeah, I definitely like... I want to feel comfortable. I like belts. I'm into belts right now. I'm into belts.
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Like stacking them. Okay, I want to do that. And I also want to wear my ear cuff everywhere. When I tell you guys I've changed since wearing an ear cuff, like my ear cuffs changed me. And it's pretty much my whole personality.
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God forbid it's one ear cuff, one belt. No, you gotta stack them. Then you need to. Get a ton of them. I do like the belts. It's fun. It's like giving BDSM energy. And I would, I am into tights, but I can't put on a tight without ripping it. Same.
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and the patriarchy wins again you guys i don't know how we survived this episode because no i'm like actually we apologize this was insane um but here we are chaotic energy chaotic energy we're so excited for another fun week with you guys and the book is about to drop In like about a month. And we finish our audiobook and so that's next on the to-do list. Write that down, Paige.
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Wir werden nicht verachten, dass wir in Ordnung sind, weil wir wissen, dass es in Ordnung ist, nicht in Ordnung zu sein. Aber ich muss sagen, du hast mich angeschaut und gesagt hast du den Soundcheck jeden Tag nur, um mich nett zu machen? Und ich habe gesagt, nein, weil ich es gegen dich benutze, wenn du mich für etwas kommst. Und das war der Moment. Okay, wow, du hast das dann verpasst.
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Aber weißt du, warum ich so verdammt stolz auf dich bin? Weil in Denver hast du dich überzeugt, dass du eine Panikattacke hattest, weil du so alt bist. Und das war dein Weg, all deine Probleme zu vermeiden. Und dann, kurz vorwärts, wir sind gerade auf der Bühne. Sie verpasst ihren Betablocker. Und ich weiß, dass die Höhe in Salt Lake City wirklich schlecht ist.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Und ich schaue sie an, einfach zufrieden, glücklich, auf der Bühne zu gehen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Kein Beta-Blocker. Wir hatten fast keine Tour. Ich weiß nicht, ob wir das voll gesagt haben. In Denver waren wir mit unserem Agent, Shoutout Andrew. Und Andrew hat mich angeschaut und ich habe gesagt, sag ihr einfach, ich gebe ihr keinen Scheiß, wenn sie nicht auf der Bühne gehen will. Die Gigglers werden das verstehen.
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Ich werde sie nicht zwingen, sie zu weinen, einen Pank-Attack zu haben, um das zu tun. Und dann hatten wir noch 50 mehr Städte zu machen. Und ich war so, dass sie Angst hat, auf der Bühne zu gehen. Aber tief unten habe ich gesagt, dass sie nicht Angst hat, auf der Bühne zu gehen. Sie handelt sich mit einigen persönlichen Dämonen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ihr Jungs, wir haben die Tour letzten Wochenende beendet.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Aber es war nicht einfach, weil ich sie nicht anrufen will, aber ich werde sie anrufen. Grace. Ja, Grace. Grace. Grace. Sie hat einen Kinnstein bekommen, den wir nicht even wussten, dass es möglich ist, eine Mädchen in ihren Zwanzigern zu bekommen. Ja, aber Mitte Zwanzigern. Das war eine HIPAA-Verleihung, die wir gerade gemacht haben. Sie sagte, wir könnten es sagen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Hello, my Galinda Gigglers. I know what some of you are thinking. That was a very old reference.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ja, nein, sie hat uns gesagt, wir könnten es sagen. Aber das ist der Grund, warum wir letzte Woche Probleme hatten, den Episode auszulösen.
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Es ist nicht lustig, aber Grace hat ein paar seltsame... Sie hat ihren Bein gebrochen. Ich fühle mich... Okay, okay. Whoever is putting little spells on Grace, we'll find you.
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But I'm really excited because her kidney stone passed and I'm going to make it into a necklace.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Egal. Ich mache etwas mit ihrer Kidney-Stone und es wird eikonisch sein.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I didn't even know girls could get kidney stones.
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Can I say... Pharmacist. Hot take. I don't understand why they keep putting out shows at a hospital. And like it's entertaining to people. I don't want to see people... Being hurt. Okay, speak for yourself. Wait, as I literally, all I do is watch murder documentaries. Okay.
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We're very tired. Paige didn't know there was a second part. But I just watched it for the second time because I was very bored in my hotel room.
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When you're passed out from something, you turn over to your nurse and you're just like, so who are you? Give me something. What's the tea? Give me the literal tea. Well, there's always gossip going on and little fighting of things. I've actually spent a lot of time in hospitals, knock on wood, as well. Southampton Hospital literally is like, please...
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stay out stop coming here stop trying your bits on our staff they're literally working i do have to say the tour was so incredible and i feel so connected to the gigglers right now our last show hilariously was at in salt lake city we didn't realize our whole show is mormon jokes
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Just that John Bailey's fucking hot. Yeah, he is. Okay, tell everyone how you keep buying it and not watching it. Sorry, Daphne ist im Hintergrund und es ist wirklich anstrengend. Nein, sie ist ein Runway-Modell. Sie hat sich einfach ausgedrückt. Sie hat gesagt, ich werde nicht genug bezahlt, um in deinem stupides Content zu sein, das du machst. Nein, literally.
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Zuerst einmal war ich nicht glücklich mit meinem Outfit. Ich kann keine kurzen Schuhe tragen, weil mein Brot rauskommt. Und ich wollte die Mormonen nicht verletzen, also war ich stressig über das.
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Am Anfang des Shows geht Grace normalerweise raus und sie drückt den Laptop, um unser Video zu starten. Also da ist dieser alte Kerl und er sagt, ich mache es. Und ich war so, okay, all you gotta do is press it and it starts. Press the space bar. So he goes out, he presses it. I guess he might have pressed it twice. Dann fängt er an, es zu drücken. Also er fängt an, durch die ganze Show zu gehen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Die ganze Show, die Powerpoint, die Teil davon ist, dass es um eine Überraschung geht, was kommt.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
The whole point of a PowerPoint is you don't know what's going to come next in the next slide. That's the fun part. So he looks at us and he kind of looks confused. So we wave him back and I'm like, just press backwards and we'll start this over. So he does that and it starts. And then at the end, I was like, I'm going to do the worm. Even in my little petite dress, I will figure it out.
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I'll get my sausage body to be held in and I will do it. And we were like, just play the A$AP Rocky song at the end. And the DJ like... The guy couldn't play it. No, he started, I don't know what song he started playing. He started playing a song. It worked, it went amazing, but it was like a sign from the universe. I'm like, I think we're good. I think they've had enough of us.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
The last seven days I've been in seven states, which should be illegal. No.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich habe mich über meinen Outfit gestern Abend überrascht. Sie sagt mir, ich werde ehrlich mit dir sein. Es gab so viele Tage, an denen du so viel schlimmer aussiehtest. Und heute Abend bist du unsicher über dein Outfit. Und ich war so, was bist du heute Abend darüber geredet?
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Du hast gesagt, fuck it. Paige machte immer vollständige Fittings für alle ihre Outfits. Und dann sah sie, dass ich ohne mein Outfit aufstehen würde. Ich liebe es, auf der Ecke zu leben. Und dann hast du das gemacht. Wir waren direkt vor dem Show in der Green Room. Wir haben unsere Outfits ausprobiert.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Wir haben das Outfit ausprobiert.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Yes. I mean, she's seen Steeler. Incredible. She's so funny. So I asked Haley, not Haley Bieber, my other best friend Haley, to come to the premiere. And we sit down. Jerry Seinfeld's behind us.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I do think you're you're kind of... Like, look, I'm the fat ass community and you're kind of taking advantage of that for your own sense of humor. I don't want to say that you're... Coming for your brand, but also... She literally goes, clap if you a fat ass. And I would start clapping and I was like, that would be hilarious if...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And of course I'm in the corner and Haley's like closest. So I'm like, Haley, I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up right now. And I need you to listen to everything that this man says. Haley loves to talk. She quickly forgot. I told her that, that she was on observing duty. And then she's like, do you just want to switch seats with me? And I'm like, no, that's way too obvious.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So as we're having this discussion, um, Chris Rock sits. Well, first of all, OK, a woman sits down next to Haley and she's talking and she keeps talking about her husband, Paul, and she's talking to Jerry Seinfeld. So we're like, OK, who's Paul? So, you know, we're doing our girl or researching Paul McCartney.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
okay paul mccartney so then we're just we don't know what to do and i'm like hayley don't whatever you think you're gonna do don't do don't do it don't do it hayley just immediately starts singing no like she's she's also like either i feel like people she either says something and people are like she's the cutest ever or she'll like trip and fall on her face and everyone will be like is she okay like she's just always gonna have something it's never boring with hayley so i'm
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Then Damon Wayans Jr., who's in the movie, sits in front of us. Then she starts freaking out because apparently she's like the biggest New Girl fan ever. So I'm like, OK, you didn't. New Girl is the best show ever. It's the best show ever. But like she she's not reacting to. Did I tell you Chris Rock sits next to us, too? Yeah. So we're we're in a hot zone. Right. Yeah.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And I'm just like, Haley, just listen to what they say. I want to hear everything. And she's yapping about who knows what she was yapping about. Then Adam Sandler walks in. It was a crazy energy. And I never go to the after party at these things because bitch is tired. After a whole movie, like you're ready to go to bed. I go, we have to go to this after party. I have to support Ursula.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So we walk in. Also, I've never met Amy before. and like as a comedian you know she is one of the one of the she's one of the girls that you put on the scene for us she sets the scene and train wreck probably made me want to be a comedian in like the most not to be corny but i think it did no that's girlhood That's girlhood. So I'm avoiding her, right? As you should.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But like literally going out of my way to avoid her. It's out of respect. Out of respect. I'm like, I don't want to ruin Amy Schumer's night. So this is her night that I don't want to be a ruiner. So we strike up a... Haley strikes up a conversation with Damon Wayans, obviously. Classic. So we're talking to him. He's giving me some advice. I make eye contact with Amy across the room.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She points at me. And I'm like... What's happening? What's happening? We're doing physical comedy. You like turn around. No, I did like a joke like me. I'm like doing things I've never done.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So then she starts coming towards me and I'm like, oh, my God, she's coming to say hi to me. She's coming to say hi to me. This is crazy. And then as she's about to say hi to me, this little girl, this little bitchy girl who she must have been eight or nine. I think she was in the movie.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, she thinks her mom's name is mom. So I weep. I awkwardly weep for that because obviously I'm not going to like shove a little girl. But I was thinking about it. I thought about it. Then I was like, don't ruin Amy's big day. So then Amy turns to me and she says something. I don't know. And then I was like, you're the goat. Like that was incredible.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And then I get interrupted again by Adam Sandler.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I'm like, she has been doing Pilates. Maybe there's a fat ass that I haven't seen. No, I'm just kidding. You have the perfect little booty.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
surprisingly was like actually so good but um no adam sandler comes up but you know when you're you shouldn't be in a conversation but you can't get out like because of where we were standing i was way too in where like if i tried to leave it it would have been awkward but i'm holding and i don't i've said three words to amy and i'm in the middle you have to like awkwardly smile like and laugh but you're like i can't i'm not adding to this conversation but i don't want to take away you cannot add but you yeah you don't want to make it awkward
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
yeah so i'm standing there in between the two and he's just like i think he must have assumed i've like known amy for a while because he was very comfortable with me being in that chat and i was uncomfortable i didn't consent to that and he's looking at her and he's he produced the movie so he's telling her like his honest advice and like complimenting her about how well the movie like did in the crowd and i'm kind of smiling and he looks over at me and he goes yeah i heard you laughing and i was like okay
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
okay let women take up space you know my brand of laughter like it's called giggling if you're a giggler just say it so then somehow i get out of it but i'm then you know when your heart rate's so high you're like yeah i've then i run into some gigglers obviously like whoever the prettiest girls are in the room they're like don't they doesn't it calm you down when you're in a situation like that where you're like oh there's gigglers here like i am safe with them no they went up to me they're like hannah we're so excited to meet you and i go guys hold my hand
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I'm not OK. And they were like, what happened? I'm like, Amy Schumer, just talk to me. And then we're like crying. We're holding each other. And then like these teachers, one woman was a teacher, someone else. She played tennis. They start talking to me. And she's like, by the way, we're Amy Schumer's like childhood friends. So I'm freaking out.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But again, I, I feel like avoiding Amy is just like the best thing you could do in these situations. Like she already said hi to me. Like we, we did great.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I've never been to one of these parties, but a circle starts to form. Okay. Like a dance circle. Yeah. And that's when I started looking at Haley. I said, don't you dare. Haley's a dancer.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She should be hired.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
honestly always gets five stars wherever she goes five stars but also like i've never seen a circle form and felt calmness like it's like a laxative like i'm like i'm freaking out
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, Haley and I fully back away, and I get my camera to show, like, I'm not in this. I'm filming it. Like, let me be the filmer. I'm background. I'm a journalist. At this point, I'm a hired journalist.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I'm the PA if anyone needs a snack I'll bring it yeah so Amy like jumps in the middle and she does a funny dance then like some SNL guy Alex Moffat does a whole dance and it's like starting to slow down and Ursula's looking at me and Hayley starts whispering and she's like do the worm and I was like are you trying to get me cancelled in this town I'm barely getting accepted by the cool kids of comedy I'm barely getting by I'm barely getting by Adam Sandler just made fun of my laugh like I am teetering here yeah
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I just want to get out of here with no one going home being like, did you see what Hannah did? Like, that's all I want. Can we talk about that? Not be a conversation in the Uber going home.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But I do have to say the reason we both did reality TV is because for some reason we can't not. We can't not be the drama. I'm like, actually, I have another thing to say. Hold my beer. So then Ursula's looking at me. And also Ursula easily could have just been looking at me. But in my head, I was like, she wants me to do the work.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Because as I'm telling this story, I'm like, she actually said do the work. that is so fucking you it's oh my god i was about to throw ursula under the bus and be like well ursula forced me and i'm like ursula i don't think she even knows i do the worm that is us in any situation when a hot guy walks by him i'll be like he's trying to fuck like he literally works here
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I have a whole thing made up in my head. And then, but this is the thing. Amy looks at me and she does a point. Again, looking back now, I don't think she meant do the worm. Maybe she meant like, do you want to do something silly in the circle?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And as you know, like I'm zero a hundred, babe.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Bye. Like it's all or nothing with me.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But you know what's so cute about my friends? And when I say friends, I speak this very generically. Like, literally every friend I've known since college has never forced me to do cocaine. No. Because I also think they're scared. They go, we don't want that kind of night. It's not. It's not. Do you realize no one's ever, like. No one's ever asked you.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No one who knows me has ever looked me in the eye and been like, you should do cocaine tonight.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
To the point that I didn't even know people were doing cocaine.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I call Paige and I go, I don't want to start spread drama or gossip. I don't want to ruin anyone's reputation. They went in the bathroom and they were there a little too long. And I don't think it was a tummy ache.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So life's very short. Amy looks at me, does a point. When I tell you this circle was like Ted Sarandos was there. If you don't know who Ted Sarandos is, he like runs Netflix. Like he's the guy that like, if he doesn't like you, like, You'll never work in this town again. So I go in, do the worm, and everyone's like, you did it in your dress. And I'm like, have you seen the Giggle Squad tour?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I've done it in the most insane outfits. So I do two, because I feel like three, you're getting greedy. Like three, it's like, we get it. You can do the worm. So I did two as if it was a mistake almost. Like I tripped almost and did the worm. Yeah. Run off.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
People have footage, which I think I'm going to put in the newsletter because I don't want it to make it like I very you know when you watch you watch yourself and you're like, oh, my God, I'm annoying.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So I run to Amy after and she's like, yay. And then I run behind her and just stand there. Yeah.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
like it was your mom and you're literally i was like are we good is everyone are we still okay is anyone mad at me um and then i told hayley i was like we have to leave i literally did anxiety like immediately hit and you're like i gotta get the fuck out of here i'm completely sober like completely sober arguably maybe it was good because i was sober because i was like we need to leave because if i was
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Watch, watch kind of pregnant. I did the worm at Amy's premiere for the gigglers. I watched it.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
There's a lot of slapsticky comedy that like, honestly, I'm not huge into the slapstick stuff. I almost like pissed myself in the movie theater.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I also I had inside scoop from Damon Wayans Jr. He told me that she was legit doing her own stunts. Like apparently she fell down the stairs like eight times.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, it's my dream. She's living her dream.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
As someone who wanted to be a sports broadcaster before all my dreams died, I know that there's different types of commentators. There's the one who's just vibes. It's like, welcome back, and you're supposed to look happy, excited. And then there's the color commentator who tends to be a former athlete or someone who knows a lot. So your job is to ask them what people might be wondering.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Well, the Grammys happened right after we recorded last time. I just had one question for you on a- Oh, I literally didn't watch anything of it. I watched all of it, but I've already forgotten, except the jellyfish hair. What the fuck is that? So it's like Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, a bunch of girls are doing this bang that cuts across Billie Eilish. It cuts across- Again.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
leave it to the brits i don't think i don't think that we no leave it to unless you're a british rock star yeah i mean they could look those girls can pull it off i'm just telling the girls at home
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So why do you think the quarterback made that decision? I'm obsessed with it. Also, Aaron Andrews. I just have to shout out Aaron Rodgers. Do you know Aaron Andrews? I mean, I don't know her personally, but, like, yes. She's, like, iconic and has been, like, that girl.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I do have to say, in my 20s, I did not decenter men. I'm going to be so honest with you guys.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, that's crazy. I literally was like, for me to feel value, I want to be with a hot, tall, smart, funny man, and then I will feel complete. I'm at this weird point in my life. When in reality, they suck. I mean, granted, yes, I am married and I will address that. And that is so nice. But to feel... And I need to call myself out on that because I pretend I'm not married, but I am.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But I do have to say my fulfillment right now is like... I want people to see me and who I hang with and be like, oh my God, she hangs with the smartest, coolest, hottest, most successful girls. And it's this weird thing that happens. I think in your 20s, we're all very scared.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But in my 30s, whenever I see a hot, smart, successful girl, instead of thinking like jealousy vibes, I'm immediately like, how do I make her talk to me? Like I literally become creepy. Like how do I...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I used to have friends who would like definitely put me down a lot. And I thought it was funny and I would lean into it because I'm I'm self-deprecating. But then I realized like, oh, no, they actually are like holding me like suffocating me down underwater, holding you underwater. Drowning me jellyfish style.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
This is a water-based lubricant for your vocal cords. You can laugh with us. Why is this underwater themed?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She's 46. Wait, I'm obsessed. She's gorgeous. She's just running shit. She's the one middle of the field at the end of the game that was, like, what's up?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
when it cuts to us just wearing goggles the whole episode we're so stupid um no why because we haven't talked in like four days no i know i also feel like we're talking really fast i know i don't i think i was gonna say i drank a lot of coffee but it's literally 7 p.m and i'd be lying um but no i really am obsessed with i want people to be like oh she's so cool look at her friend and
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And I know there was like in high school, people were like, oh, popular. I'm not talking about popular. I'm talking about this bitch's brain next to me is fascinating. And and she thinks big and she sees me like, I don't know. It's just friendships. Oh, like you deserve to be with someone you're excited to be friends with.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Also side note about like finding friends who were like really cool, smart, funny, successful. A lot of these women I found have also been through something. So I just want to shout out anyone going through something right now because it means like I just realized a lot of things I went through. If I didn't go through them, I literally wouldn't be where I am now. And I would not be as interesting.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Like I'd be boring as fuck. I'd have no lore. I'd have no lore. Can we can we focus on creating lore for yourself whenever anything fucked up happens? The lore, the lore that people are going to be talking about.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
The only thing I regret is when I'm too hard on myself. Because looking back, you're just like, okay, girl, you were trying. I'm trying. You're trying your best. You just need to drink some water. Wait. Shout out to my mom. She made me laugh so hard. Because Des has been gone. He's been in Dublin. So my mom swooped. She was like, your husband's not home. You're hanging with mom and dad.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Walt Disney actually froze that in his contract early on. It's been a long time.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And I was like, hell yeah. As long as someone's getting dinner. So we go to get dinner. And my dad orders one of those like fish spaghetti dishes, you know, where it's like angel hair with a ton of clams and scampi and... whatever it is. Yeah. Um, and he starts eating it with the little fork that you're supposed to put in the clam. And he starts like eating the pasta with it. Okay.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
With a little fork. And my mom looks at me and she goes, I have the egg.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
i the way i know he's getting the ache from your husband literally because he's using and he's like oh it makes me like eat slower when i use the little fork and i'm like that is for the muscles he's literally share from clueless he's like if i cut it up into little pieces he's like chewing it and spitting it out i'm like dad what are you doing and then i'm sitting there my mom's rolling her eyes i'm dying laughing i just think like it just made me so my mom says so many like things that we would say on giggly squad it just makes me really happy and then i tried to pitch her
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Let's talk about what you want to talk about, which is...
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Also, you don't even know the like didn't even teach you. It's just who you are. Yeah. Can I say like a really sad thought I thought about? OK. About parents. Yeah. I think it should be illegal. if they're over 50, to have to interview for a job. Because I was just envisioning my mom or my dad in a job interview and getting rejected. Sorry, that's my mother. That is my father. You cannot say...
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he's perfect they are they raised me you don't think they're capable of this job like i'm sorry imagine someone telling your dad no like i know your dad is an entrepreneur but imagine someone interviewing your dad and being like sorry you're not good enough for this company i will burn your small business to the ground no there's something this is why i'm actually scared for us to become moms because i feel like i'm gonna be vicious
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See, it's funny because I'm not the Scorpio in my family. Dez is the Scorpio. So if Dez finds out anyone, my mom, my dad, anyone's upset, he has it handled. So shout out to Dez, our provider, our protector.
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But what I did tell myself, if I'm going to be a parent and my kid goes through something or something fucked up happens, we have to normalize adversity. Let your kid have adversity. Honestly, I'm leaning towards the 80s model. Let them figure it out. Mama's napping.
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Exactly. Because I feel like we were the helicopter parents where they like make sure everything was perfect. And it's like, obviously, you know, there's pros and cons, but I'm kind of like you're doing chores.
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You're when something bad happens, I go and that's life. Yeah, we're picking ourselves up. We're picking ourselves up. And then they're stronger because you don't want to have a kid who's spoiled or who... Have you seen? I've been on MomTalk for no reason. I'm not pregnant, I swear. I just ended up on MomTalk somehow.
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suck it the fuck up i do have to say it's so people talk about like meeting the parents and like obviously you want the parents to like you but even more so you want to see like how they parent him because like you just need to have similarities in that or like There's a lot of people.
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You're going to meet so many people who you are attracted to, where you have chemistry with, but you're not going to parent a child well together. You're not going to have day-to-day financial decisions. There's so many things that make people good boyfriend-girlfriend that doesn't make them good husbands. Have you heard about the Japanese electric salt spoon?
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jesus that sounds it's not a vibrator yeah it hugs you from behind code giggly no so okay this this spoon there's something electric about it that okay it makes everything taste saltier but you don't actually add salt so if you have like high sodium it just like
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Yeah. I also we have a lactate event tomorrow. Shout out lactate. And I was making I thought it'd be cute to make a banana split for a promo video. And I couldn't get it to like you put a banana and you put the ice cream on it. I couldn't get it to stay. And people in my DMs were like Hannah you're supposed to cut the banana in half you dumb piece of shit.
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They were there for the looks. DeAndre Hopkins. I follow that man. Yes. No, some of them were wearing like Louis Vuitton.
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I'm like, you're mixing. Give me a vanilla cupcake with a little pink frosting.
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Also, the textures are all over the place. I more prefer like a bruleed fruit. If a fruit's going to be involved, let's make it warm. What's a bruleed? You know, like, I mean, I'm probably I didn't go to French culinary school, but I feel like it's when you put it.
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french culinary school no brulee oh like a creme brulee yeah you know how they brulee it with the fire like you gotta brulee i never realized that's what it's called well now i have to google it because i know there's like a 50 chance i'm wrong is that daphne in the background yes brulee banana brune
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No, I do have to say what was so funny about it was she'd messaged me. She was like, these flowers are perfect for my house because all I did was order the flowers I knew you would like because I know it's an all white aesthetic and I got a little gold, a little white. It was perfect. So I was perfect. I feel like I got Kim points there. I was really happy about that. No, that was so sweet of you.
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Points for me. Did you watch Apple Cider Vinegar? Hannah. Did you watch the whole thing? Yes. How?
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It's funny because I saw there's all the correspondence. They put the men like the big men in their suits all. I mean, it's the gayest shit I've ever seen. But anyway, they put.
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This girl lied. And some Aussie – we have a lot of Aussie gigglers. They were DMing me saying, like – when it first came out that she might be like lying and she was raising all this money for charity for other people with cancer, this like kid who needed surgery and the money never got to them. So they wrote up that she's basically like not putting the charity money where it should be.
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And apparently all of Australia was like, how dare you try to bring a woman down? This cannot be true. We love her. She's perfect. Leave her alone. And then it came out that she was about brain cancer and, Because she told everyone to buy her cookbook and her app because she basically said my diet healed cancer.
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And it was very interesting also in this day and age kind of because the Internet is so crazy where this other girl is basically, you know, she did some research about, you know, some.
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cult place where you go and you drink juices and your cancer goes away and like obviously we all want to solve things um but it just showed that there's so much misinformation online and like and granted there's so much fucked up stuff with the healthcare industry but we have to trust that like we're trying to cure cancer and there isn't like a secret weed that you can put up your pussy that's gonna do it
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it was a drag show it was a drag show like when they were coming out with like all the sparklers and the it was just okay let's just call it what it is and then tom brady had like full contour and everyone was like this is drag he was also wearing like a million dollar watch or some bullshit and it was like brady's face card never declines has never declined in the history he was stunning yeah
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no no but it looks just like her and you know what i thought i thought she probably was up for that role and she would have been great as anna delvey her name is caitlin devy i believe caitlin devy she was in book smart also she's yes amazing i don't think she's australian oh well she did a perfect australian accent but i also could have made that up okay and we'll fact check that because you know what actually she might be and she's just been american in every other movie and it could be that too
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Do you know who's not American? Who? Isla Fisher.
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How did you know that?
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They do. They need thoughts and prayers. Let's be quiet. Okay. I have one final note. Okay. I wrote my college EDU address ruined my life. Okay.
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It was hburner at wisc.edu for Wisconsin. And that's what I used for like my Facebook and my Apple ID and my everything. And then no one tells you that after college you have to change it.
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because they shut it down so like i went years not being able to log in to my apple id because it was edu and like i couldn't get into it to change it and now we know why you don't believe in bluetooth or wi-fi you were traumatized and that's the pipeline all of this that's the pipeline yeah and i don't believe in mail
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Independent school shout out because you get more attention for people who need it.
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But I do have to say, it needed a girl somewhere in there to talk about the outfits. Because also, when girls show up in outfits at these award shows, we get questions asked. How long did it take you? What did you eat today? What was the story? How did you match that? What stylist? These guys walk in, no accountability for their outfit. Nope.
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Do you know that nowadays kids just chat GBT the lesson plan?
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You guys. Wow. That was a lot of information. What an action-packed hour. We've never done so many things. And tomorrow we're going to.
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It's giving. What's her name? The Wizard of Oz girl. Who starred in The Wizard of Oz?
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We fucking Judy Garland ourselves this week.
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We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. We'll giggle with you later. Bye.
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I don't need it. One thing I do hope trickles down, the bell-bottom jeans. The bootcut, bell-bottom, Kendrick Lamar jeans. I want to see men in Middle America wearing that with a straight face.
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What's up, gigglers?
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You know, it's just like, well, when it comes to men, they usually are. Yeah, that's true.
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Manifest that shit.
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Wait, can we discuss Travis Kelsey's outfit? I just, I just. People were doing before and afters of before he met Taylor and after. I personally, I think it's red flaggy. Like whenever, we all know from our end, whenever you look at a phase where you completely change yourself for a man, you were like, oh, I was going through something.
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Granted, maybe this is who he's always been, but he changed himself the last 20 years to pretend he was a white rapper. Yeah. Right. Right. He had a very different swag. There was actually a funny video saying how like every now and then he tries to dress kind of like swaggy. It's like him revolting against Taylor.
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But I do have to say the funniest video of the whole night was he was just wearing his top after the Super Bowl leaving. And people were like, that was a Super Bowl party winning outfit, like his sparkly shirt. And it was giving walk of shame after a bad hookup.
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And there was a mustache involved. But I do like that he... Look, I like Travis. I don't want to like Travis, but I do.
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I like him. I like that he commits to the bit. I liked how sad he looked on the field. That kind of turned me on in a weird way. Just like him being defeated and empty and sad.
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What's up, my game day gigglers? Okay? Yes, honey. We had a correspondent. On the ground floor. This is a sports podcast. We used our own business credit card. We put it on the business. We sent Paige to the Super Bowl. Paige, what did you see on the game day? This is my sportscaster voice. What did you see?
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Yeah, I saw a lot of the like guys being emotional where it showed them like freaking out. But it's like, look, they're just passionate. They're being passionate just like we are.
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um i will say this um mads mitch on who we love on tiktok hysterical hysterical she's like a little genius like she speaks so fast and so funny i have to like slow it down to keep up with her no i must have she needs to have a she needs to have a podcast um does she not should we put her on our non-existent network
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She's like, I don't want to be associated with you guys.
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He's just he's been nailing it. And he's also like because every now and then when I start liking a guy like an answer, I go, do I like him or is he just good looking? Yeah. So I stopped. I stepped back and I said.
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Someone did say because the kicker, Harrison Butler, who I accidentally picked for my fantasy football team because it was automatic and I didn't know. And I hope I don't get canceled because of that. And I didn't even have to say it out loud now, but I did. He, cause I won't be transparent. He, he said like women shouldn't work and they should have babies.
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And then his team, I don't think he kicked, maybe he kicked one or two field goals cause his team barely scored touchdowns. They were like, Oh, maybe you shouldn't work.
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yeah maybe maybe you should have stayed home and let her go back to her job no you guys this wasn't even the beginning of the okay this was the beginning of the pod but like when i tell you our notes are out of fucking control we had too much stuff going on this week um where do you even want to begin
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Get your dirty hoof.
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I was just like, excuse me, male. No, I know how you do it. I could never. I could never. They'd be like, you just punched me in the arm. Ow. Also, no one's ever turned to me and been like, your hair is purple.
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The Gigglers need to know what was the vibes. What was your opinions?
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wait so we're going to the michael kors show tomorrow and everyone's nervous and by everyone i mean me we have to see if michael notices me this time around he remembers you wait i have another funny story from christian siriano um
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Also I love that she assumed she forgot her She's like I know you do a lot of weddings You're on the wedding circuit I'm like she's not out here doing bat mitzvahs Natasha is out here right now Because when I went to the Amy Schumer Kind of pregnant premiere Natasha just walked by us Which we need to talk about Which we need to talk about
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um side note the name bronwyn yeah i've never heard this as a dumb new yorker i've never heard of such a name until it was um real housewives of oc wasn't there bronwyn burke yeah yeah there was a bronwyn oh yeah i thought i is this a common name i don't know west coast i don't i don't know
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Give me the big nets, the big nets. No, I can't pronounce anything. They can't even pronounce. It's supposed to be like New Orleans. It's not New Orleans. It's New Orleans. New Orleans.
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I bet. Well, also. Also, that's nice. Like imagine if it was freezing and then all the football players are little fingers to be cold. But the game was in a dome.
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It was perfectly executed.
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I don't like it. It was basically the sphere in Las Vegas, which we're going to perform soon. No, I'm just kidding. That seems like you have to be high. I literally get nauseous, I think. You'd have to be high. Yeah, talk about the beta. They would have to put beta blockers up your asshole.
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So I get a message saying, of an invite to the Kind of Pregnant premiere, which I was very excited about because Des goes way back with Ursula Carlson, who's hysterical in it. She's a South African comedian who's like huge. Wait, who did she play? She plays the dean, not the dean, the one who was vaping the whole time.
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Warte, sie haben einen Supplier. Ich habe meinen Mann, ich habe meinen Hookup. Lass mich einen Acht von Viagra bekommen.
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Someone needs to do an investigation. Oh, God. I just think let nature take its course. It's not meant to be. And more people need to let nature take its course.
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Because I feel like as girls, we want to be confident and we teach ourselves all this stuff. But then, if you have too big of an ego, it hurts you. Ja. Und manchmal merke ich, dass ich, wenn ich mein Ego betrachte, alle meine Probleme weggehen. Viele der Tage bin ich frustriert, ist literally nur mein Ego, denken, ich sollte etwas tun oder jemand sollte mich in einer Art und Weise behandeln.
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Aber wenn du nur sagst, das ist mein Ego und das ist nicht mein Amigo. Es ist nichts in meinem Geschäft. Es ist nichts in meinem Geschäft, was zurückgeht zu unserer anderen Theorie, dass nichts unser Geschäft ist.
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Ich habe einen Krieg begonnen. Ich habe mein Bachelor-Bit veröffentlicht, über eine Frau, die auf einem Bachelor war, mit einer Frau namens Stephanie und wie es ein Kult ist. It is though. Your other best friend is Stephanie. And I didn't say anything, I just put it out there.
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You have to do something fun for her. You have to make her a fun cat cake or something.
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Do you know what's a joy in my life I'll never have a high of and feel good of again? I'll never reach this level of happiness. Did you have Mr. Softy as a kid?
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Und er würde sagen, ja, kriegst du, was du willst, Paige.
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Schau, du bist Mafia-affiliiert und ich schätze dich nicht dafür. Und Page 6, wenn du lernst, ist eine Lüge, okay? Es ist eine Lüge. Ich denke, mit den Eisboden-Trucks war es ziemlich drucktrafikant von ihnen. Wir würden alle in der Wälder spielen und dann würden sie es machen. Und natürlich würden alle Kinder sagen, Mami. And then they'd be like, what are you going to do?
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Tweaking out. Literally tweaking. Chucking themselves at the fence.
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You turn into fucking zombies that are about to eat a brain. It got crazy. I would always get the strawberry shortcake thingy.
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Und sie haben all diese verrückten Farben und du spielst den Rest des Tages und dein ganzer Gesicht ist blau. Das sind die guten alten Tage.
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Weil ich glaube, das ist ein ziemlich suburbanes Ding. Aber es ist sehr anders, als was du erlebt hast. Es war eine andere Person jeden Tag in dem Truck.
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Es gibt viele verschiedene Fahrzeuge, die überall stoppen. Es war verrückt. Aber danke dir für das. Ich hatte ein bisschen Kindheit. Ich bin glücklich. Nein, ich bin stolz. Oh, hast du gehört, dass es einen Brustmilch-flavoured-Ice-Cream gibt? Das ist unvergesslich. Ich denke, es ist eine promotional Sache, aber es hat mich definitiv geklickt.
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I won't. I literally was like, why am I saying yeah?
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Ich denke, dass damals alle Mädchen sich ihre Babys bewegen würden. Es wäre wie eine Kommunikation.
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Maybe because it's really hard to make sure the breast milk is coming from a good source. Ein guter Ort, ein guter Kaffee. Ist es ein guter Ort? Kommt es mit Liebe und Ehrlichkeit und Wahrheit?
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Ja, ich meine, so viel Brustmilch, ich fühle mich, dass es weggezogen wird oder wie es gefrostet ist, es wird nicht genutzt. Eigentlich wissen wir nichts über Brustmilch.
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Sie ist so, mein Mann mag mich nur für meine Nacken. And after that, I have nothing to bring to the table. No, well, I said, I can't relate whatsoever. You go look. She's like, look, I looked at Paige and I said, that's not the life I want to live.
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Du warst auf Bridesmaid-Führung. Du hattest nichts zu tun. Du warst nicht da, um einfach Sunscreen anzupacken. Du hattest einen Becken-Kall.
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Es ist, ich kenne viele meiner Freunde, die keine großen Brüste haben und dann Brüste bekommen und sie lieben ihre Brüste, wenn sie sich bewegen. Es ist sehr lustig.
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Ich habe Dinge gesehen. Was hast du gesehen? Ich habe alle Adoleszenz gesehen. Und was glaubst du? Ich dachte, es war großartig. Die Einschalt-Szene stresst mich aus. Es ist schwarz und zwischendurch. Es hat mich nervös gemacht, weil ich mich verletzen würde. 40 Minuten später würde ich eine Linie fliegen und sagen, sorry, wir müssen anfangen.
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Das ist verrückt. Er war spektakulär.
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Ich denke, ein weiterer Mental-Health-Moment, den wir von diesem lernen können, ist, dass ich denke, wenn du etwas natürlich machst, also wenn du etwas tun solltest, kannst du es einfach machen und einige Leute sind einfach wirklich fucking talentiert. Finde, was du tun solltest und dann fühlt es sich einfach an. Ja. Ich denke auch, dass du die Rolle fühlen musst. Ja, was ist dein Motiv?
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Frag deinen Charakter an. Das Kind war großartig. Aber auch, wenn der Kameramann 55 Minuten nach vorne fliegt, muss er wieder anfangen. Ich konnte das nicht beheben. Ich würde einen cheap beach chair schlagen.
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Why didn't we talk about that? Well, Olivia Munn was like, this is insane. And I feel like I feel like the news at first was like, ooh, she's talking bad, but then everyone kind of got behind her and was like, this is insane. It feels like a real housewife girls trip. It's like a random combination of women who are successful.
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The things women will do to get away from their husbands.
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Ja, denk mal, wie viel ein Uber kostet. Wie ein Uber über die Stadt.
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This is some rich people shit that just want to feel something. They just want to feel something. They've done everything on this earth and they're just like, is there more? But you'll never fill the empty hole in your heart. Continue.
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Du bist so froh, dass du noch nicht auf den Mond gegangen bist?
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Ich dachte, es war ein bisschen, dass sie alle gehen. Ist es für Charity? Ist es sponsorisiert von etwas? Sind sie alle individuell bezahlt? Ich habe so viele Fragen. Ja.
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Und wenn sie da sind, ist es ein Realitäts-Show? Wollen sie mit einander kämpfen? Wer kriegt welches Zimmer im Spaceship?
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We are the same. We wake up Anxiety hits us, okay? I don't need to go on a roller coaster to feel scared. I feel scared just trying to function when I wake up in the morning. We need things to dull.
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We need downers. We need to scroll TikTok, numb the cortisol levels. They're out through the roof. I want it filmed. I want to see what they're talking about. I want it live streamed. I want them to big brother this shit. That'll make it fun for us.
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Bereit sein, mit mir auf den Mond zu gehen. Was? Das ist mein TikTok-Dance, wenn du auf dem Mond bist.
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Also fühlen wir uns auch schlecht für all die Frauen Astronautinnen, die ihre Arschlöcher ausgemacht haben, um Astronautin zu werden und dann nicht darüber gesprochen werden?
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Ich finde, wenn Frauen in der Welt waren, warum sind wir so großartig? Do you remember when they packed 100 tampons for that girl who was going to space for like a week?
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Wenn sie anfängt zu sprechen, kannst du ihr die Finger aufbringen? Ich dachte, oh ja, das ist eine Sache.
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Du kannst einfach nicht mehr daran denken, dass du deine eigenen Finger hast. Ich hasse das. Aber auch deine Nähmchen helfen nicht. Deine Nähmchen machen sie noch länger aussehen. Das war's für heute.
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Es ist eine Anzeige für die Mädchen, sich zu erinnern, dass es die letzte Zeit ist, dass wir alle zusammen sind, ohne zu sagen, mein Mann, mein Mann, der kleine Ball und Kabel.
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Ich denke, dass Chappell für eine Weile nicht auf einen Podcast gehen wird. Ich denke, jedes Mal, wenn sie spricht, kommt etwas in die Nachrichten. Ja, die Leute werden müde. Sie mag es, wenn sie normal ist, aber du kannst nicht, wenn du auf so einem Niveau bist, weil alles, was du sagst, wird genommen und beurteilt. Weil ich denke, ja, jeder hört auf, was du sagst. It's scary. It's scary.
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But she is a damn good singer. Yes, she is. I watched the first season of White Lotus. I caved. I finally did it.
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Aber wiederum, ich sage, Miami ist einfach so großartig für eine Bachelorin. Es ist wirklich so. Es ist wirklich so. Sie ist in einer schlechten Beziehung. Die Freunde, die selten über ihren Mann sprechen, sind in einer guten Beziehung. Wenn du zu viel über ihren Mann weißt, ist es, ob sie immer über ihn klagt oder fragt Fragen. Ehrlich gesagt, er sollte kein Thema sein.
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Okay, I'm going to start that. It's good. It's in Italy. So I'm currently trying to avoid any spoilers about the third season.
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Nope, I'm not online right now. It's been quite peaceful.
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Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. But the good thing is things move so fast. In three days it'll be out of the news cycle. What's the deal with Mike White? Wasn't he an actor? No, he was a reality... He was on Survivor. Oh! Warte, ich weiß nicht, was mit Mike White zu tun hat. Ich bin fasziniert.
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I love when you can't put people in boxes and I love people who went on reality TV and then do other great things.
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I love Cardi B. Yes, we love a pivot. But also if I see another thing about Amy Lou Woods teeth, I'm going to lose it. I'm going to let the girl have her teeth. Ja, sie ist so britisch. Warum ist das die wichtigste Sache auf der News gerade, dass sie, dass ihre Zähne nicht, dass eine Frau keine Veneer hat. Warum reden wir nicht von anderen Leuten, die Veneer haben, die es nicht brauchen?
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Warte, das ist verrückt. Ich liebe, dass sie in einen wunderschönen Ort in den Filmen gehen konnten und es nicht so war.
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Storywise, if I had to explain it, without giving away any spoilers, it's just about her being the last showgirl. Das ist es.
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Sie ist einfach so, dass ich die letzte Showgirl bin. Und dann siehst du sie als die letzte Showgirl. Okay, cool. Also fühlst du dich so, dass du es überstehen könntest? Du musst einfach den Titel lesen und du bekommst es. Ich mag Jamie Lee Curtis in dem Titel. Es passiert nichts, aber sie ist die letzte Showgirl. Toll. Ich bin froh für sie.
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I love how you have a full roster.
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Is the pit still good? People really like it?
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Well, Meredith Grey, is that her name?
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But the Natalia Grace lore was, was she trying to kill them? Was she crazy? Or did they realize she was a little difficult and they tried to make it like she was crazy to get rid of her?
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Once you're married, I don't want to talk about it. I want to talk about who's the situation ship.
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I feel like once your pimple feels like it's like paying rent. Sobald es auf den Kopf kommt, sobald es eine Familie gibt... Ich hatte es schon seit zwei Wochen. Ich dachte mir, bitte. Es hat angefangen einen Weg zu gehen. Ich konnte es nicht. Du liebst das. Die Mädchen lieben es. Die Mädchen, besonders die Influencern, lieben es, ihre Akne online zu posten. Mehr als alles.
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Oh mein Gott, danke. Ich habe mich gewartet, dass du das ganze Podcast sagst.
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Aber weißt du was? Es ist sehr dreckig und feucht, aber das ist für einen anderen Tag.
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Es ist für einen anderen Tag. But yeah, the girls, they like to post their pimples a la Alex Earle. I saw you posted, I commented brave on yours. Is it kind of... I literally commented brave. Is it because sometimes it's exhausting to be hot all the time and you just want people to know that you're a real one?
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Yeah, not the 30-year-olds though.
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Oh Gott. Anyway. We're going on Fallon this week. Yes, we have a lot of press this week. We're doing press for the book. You're doing your outfits tonight? Yeah, I have a fitting tonight. Okay, I have some of my stuff. I'm excited to post photos, see what the Gigglers think of the fits. And we're just so excited that the book's so close to being out.
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But if you pre-order right now, you're basically going to get it when it comes out, I feel like. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know the rules. I might have made that up. No, I feel like two-day shipping is a real thing. Hell yeah. And I'm going to be in California this weekend. If you live near San Francisco or LA, I am at casinos there. Being crazy at the casinos. And yeah, we love you guys.
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I love that. Because you're so not connected to it anymore.
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Thank you so much for gigging with us.
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Thrift-Dating. Ich dachte mir, warte, wie alt warst du, als das passiert ist? Weißt du, am Morgen war ich eigentlich mein Gesicht zu rütteln und mein Ring wurde mir nach vorne gedreht und ich habe mein Gesicht ausgeschnitten. Also manchmal bin ich nicht immer so verheiratet. Ja, es ist nicht so. Ich habe auch in einem Kampf mit Dez gespielt, weil er ein Buch geschrieben hat.
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Er hat ein Buch geschrieben, das heißt, mein Vater war fast James Bond, weil sein Vater war so ein hotter Schauspieler, der einmal für James Bond ausgestattet hat. Und ich habe nie das Buch gelesen. Und er wird immer an mich wütend, dass ich nie das Buch gelesen habe. Und ich bin so, erzähl mir über dich selbst. Ich werde dich nicht recherchieren. Erzähl es mir. Right.
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But then I ordered it when he was gone. That's so nice of you to support. No, I wanted to support a man in the arts to see what it's like over there. And then I started reading it and he was like, yeah, it's all these life lessons, all these important things that happened to me. And I was like, so I'm not in it? And he was like, yeah, I wrote it 15 years ago and I'm like...
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So I'm not important to you. So I'm not reading a book about your life that isn't about how important I was in your life. I don't need to be gaslit.
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Wait, did you write about Dez in our book? He's mentioned. Also, I noticed, shout out your New York Times article, they did say Miss DeSorbo and Miss Berner. Are they supposed to say M-R-S Berner because I'm married? Or it's M-S because I kept my last name?
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Grace war auch lachend, dass der Titel des New York Times-Artikels dich ein Millenial genannt hat. Und es hat sie nicht genannt, sie ist ein Millenial. Und sie war so, es ist einfach ein Millenial. Wieder, warum bringen wir Agenten zu diesem New York Times-Artikel?
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No, so we always say that the M-Word is a slur. Calling someone a millennial. No, it truly is. The New York Times came for your... Look at this millennial doing a lot of stuff because she has a lot of years. Look at this dumb bitch. No, it was a great article. Everyone should read it. Thank you. You were doing real poses.
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What's up, my granular gigglers? Mhm. You guys think I'm gonna run out of G-Words? I won't.
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It was after that shoot that I tore my ACL. No, literally. I felt old. But Grace, if you didn't get the newsletter last week, it's because it didn't go out because Grace is on vacation. And she didn't trust us with it. I miss Grace. She's finally back. She literally texted us that she missed us so much because she thinks she has Stockholm Syndrome.
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Und das ist die Art von Beziehung, die wir mit unseren Arbeitnehmern haben wollen. Nein, danke Gott, Grace ist zurück. Alles fühlte sich weg. Ich habe alles um mich herum gefragt. Ich fühlte mich einfach weg.
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I love that you had a new crowd this weekend that you were figuring out. You're like, okay, this audience is a little tight.
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Yeah, you've been saying that. I saw that on a clip somewhere and I was like, let's stop with the misinformation online.
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Warte, also was du sagst, ist, dass du mehrere Mal eine Quarte machst. Ja. Du kannst alles machen, was du willst. Das heißt Balance. Auch das Fakt, dass wir das Wort Quarte sagen, ist so lustig.
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I remember people were like, well in Q3. And you were like, when the fuck is Q3?
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Too much to admit. It's like when you're ordering food at a restaurant. I don't prepare. I want the pressure, because pressure makes diamonds. You gotta think on the spot. Do you want a grilled cheese or rigatoni? What do you want? You don't look up a menu before you go to a restaurant? No. Nein, ich lebe das Leben auf der Ecke.
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I've been trying to understand things. I actually just posted a video and I wanted your thoughts. It's a hot take about tariffs. Are you familiar with the tariffs?
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Well, I mean, don't quiz me on it, but I've heard the term. So I, yes, I heard the term too. And I think that there are things that should be tariffed that aren't being tariffed right now. These are the things that should actually be tariffed.
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Take us all out. So these are things that should actually be tariffed. Tell me if you agree. Labradoodles.
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Ich mag sie nicht, weil sie Beine haben. Die langen haben Beine, sie haben Arme, sie sehen aus, als ob sie etwas holen könnten. Und sie sind in Brot.
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Ich mag nichts Kleines, aber die großen, sie haben auch blöde Augen.
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Okay, but I feel like we should tear if them still.
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This is not about in or out. This is about tariffing. This is an economic... This is econ. Have you ever had a Chamoy Pickle?
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Weil ich eine saubere Frau bin. Ich esse nur Cheeseburgers.
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Egal. Nein, Dez wird Dessert alleine haben. Er wird sein eigenes Mädchen-Dinnern haben und Eis-Creme und Cookies und Schokolade. Und ich sitze da und sage, ich hatte Chicken Parmesan, ich bin gut. Das ist einer der am liebsten lustigen Dinge über mich.
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Ich liebe einen Geburtstagsbrot. Ich zeige den Scheiß für einen Geburtstag. Ich bin der erste auf der Reihe für einen Geburtstagsbrot. Also, wenn jemand schlecht über mich spricht, unterstütze ich Geburtstagsbrot. Pickleball-Equipment sollte tarifiert werden. Ich denke auch. Viagra.
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Nein, ich bin definitiv... Das ist das Ding. Sobald ich anfange zu spielen, werde ich damit besessen und enttäuscht werden. Und du wirst sagen, ich will nicht mehr mit der Giggly Squad auf die Pickleball Pro Tour gehen. Pickleball für mich ist Smoking Cigarettes.
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Siehst du, das ist nicht lustig. Das ist einfach das, was mein Leben sein wird.
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yeah i could see it it's it's literally why i don't do cocaine because i'm afraid i'm gonna get on that court and like start feeling like confidence in myself i haven't felt since my college years and be like this is what i was meant to do and then my dad will be proud of me and next thing you know you're like oh i really liked hannah's videos why doesn't she make videos anymore i'm competing in germany no that's
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Okay, this I'm very serious about. Viagra needs to be tariffed. I think if you can't get it up, that's the universe telling you, you're done. Like, you're good. That's not your selection. Put it down. Leave it alone.
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Viele Mädchen in ihren 30ern sprechen darüber. Okay.
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Sieh, ich habe sie gesehen und dachte, es wäre ein bisschen.
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Es ist so lustig, dass so etwas wie das an Gasstationen vorhanden ist.
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What? You know, I did... During my special, I was doing crowd work with a guy who said that he took a Viagra pill like at noon, the day of his wedding. And I was like, were you just standing at the altar like hard? No. What? And I guess because he wanted to have sex that night and he knew he was going to drink a lot. But like...
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Ich bin so, wie jeder Mann, der in Viagra addikt ist.
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Okay. So we've been following each other for, like, a year. Okay. And then I take a photo with Luann, and I tag that I'm in Shelter Island. He DMs me, are you out east? Yes. Do you want to get coffee in Sag Harbor? Here's my digits. Get there. Did he actually say the word digits? I said digits. Okay. I was, like, really – I was, like, yes, my digits. Long story short –
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he was like, oh, I started following you because you were in the background of Nikki Glaser's Instagram story and I thought you were pretty. And he goes, I thought you had fake lips. You do have phenomenal lips. Thank you.
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They do. Oh, he's a plump. But he basically was like, I was following. So because of Nikki. Oh my God. Because him and Nikki had been friends. Wait, that's crazy. Have you ever told her that? Yes. And also Nikki early on one night, she was like, do you want to follow me around? And I was like, yes, please. I just want to smell your hair. That's so nice.
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She literally was like, I'm practicing my set. And I watched her do a set at the stand. We jumped in a car, went to the cellar. I watched her do three other spots. We sat at like the table. And she looked at me and I asked her some like stupid questions. I was like, how do you remember? Like I just asked her, do you forget things? Do you bomb? And she just was like so nice.
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And like from that moment on, I was like really inspired. Women supporting women.
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okay we don't know what he does when he leaves the studio though like we cannot he cannot be held accountable yeah like we don't know who he dates it did you think when you wrote see it see you in court to that one guy that he was gonna it was gonna become like a whole thing i certainly didn't think like people magazine was gonna be like page like page threatens legal action i was like it's a joke like it's a fucking giggly squad welcome to my fucking life yeah i was like listen to my podcast you idiots
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No, the gigglers have been defending us day and night.
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There are fucking people. Well, because... our own was going through it last week one of our own the range of emotions I went through at one point my mom was like I think I need to hang up and I hate to say I was kind of happy that you were getting some press because I was trying to get out of my own press no literally Hannah's getting
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mauled with Blake Lively Justin Baldoni I gotta hold my beer literally hold on I've got your back I literally was like okay we're dropping the episode tomorrow I'm pretty sure no there was a moment where I was like should we just drop it today to really like to really stop this my only note I'm gonna my only note that I'm gonna say about that is that
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It was kind of crazy that there were like five comics and we're all doing like the roughest roast jokes you could think of. Yes. And one line from me is the only thing that got picked up. Hannah, Tim Dillon, I love him.
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Also, I just want to say the joke in general was kind of... Phenomenal and hilarious. It was about how like girls are getting hate. Yes. It was highbrow, high level. It's super highbrow. I also have to say that the word cunt in America, people fucking hate. But it's an amazing word.
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There were some people that were like mad at me. So this one woman kept commenting on my photos, cunty. And I was like, I don't think she knows. It's a serve. I'm like, that's literally the look I'm going for. Eat it up with a spoon.
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okay guys i just learned that my skin is really dry and oily not to brag because i don't exfoliate enough so it's like all this buildup is happening so when i try to moisturize i'm just putting it over like dry gross skin and that's why i'm obsessed with first aid beauty's facial radiance pads
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If you struggle with patchy or dull skin, cakey makeup application, these daily use facial radiance pads are so convenient. And it's good because I could just like put it in my routine where sometimes I'll buy like an exfoliator and I literally forget I have it. And I love pads because I feel like there's no way I'm going to miss any part of my face. It's pre-soaked.
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So all you have to do is swipe and go one step makeup prep. They brighten and help refine the pores. It's actually really important. If you have similar skin to me, I would definitely use these. See the difference First Aid Beauty's facial radiance pads make for your complexion? I know you'll love them as much as I do, and right now I have a special offer just for my listeners.
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I wanted to tell you the jokes, some jokes that were cut that I thought were way worse. Okay. Yeah. And I want to see if you think they're funny or not. Okay. This first one I'm starting with was actually written by Kim Congdon, who's this like amazing roast writer that she, and she pitched this joke to me and it's fucked up. Okay. Um,
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Selena Gomez got engaged to Benny Blanco, who seems nice, but he does look like the monster inside P. Diddy. That was too savage. That's so savage. That's hilarious. Okay, next. Let me go easier. This is like a sweet one that got cut. Okay. John Krasinski was announced the sexiest man alive. The same guy who took five seasons to try to fuck Pam. Then I go, this whole industry is very plastic.
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We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
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Every time there's a wildfire in the hills, I assume a Kardashian got a little too close to an open flame. Okay, this is mean. Okay. Because I said, no plastic surgery for Jeff, though. I like your suit. You look like a fancy aborted baby.
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I said, big year for podcasts. Color Daddy had Kamala. Rogan had Trump. And I had a more influential blonde, Hawk Tua. She gave me amazing financial advice. Wait. What is going on with her? I don't know. I don't know who's managing her, but you know that that was not her idea. Someone took advantage of her. Someone took advantage of her. And I'm not witch hunting her.
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No, she did a... It's Bitcoin stuff, so obviously a man did it. Right. But it's like she got people to buy Bitcoin. She didn't know. She didn't know. That girl did not know. She didn't know. No. Okay, this is the most fucked up one. Are you ready? Okay. Some girls have been singing out loud during the Wicked screenings, which is not okay. Kind of makes you wish Luigi hit a couple AMCs.
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What's up, my get back to work gigglers? No more relaxing. We're taking on the town.
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I found an amazing makeup artist out there. Your hair and makeup, honestly, so good. Thank you. And I wore a dress that I'd previously worn that I knew was comfortable.
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Okay, scrambling eggs. I do have to say, I got there and John Stamos was playing on the drums. Yeah. And immediately I like always know the zaddy in the room. I'm like, hi. But I was like, I'm not talking to him. Right. Like I don't talk to famous people in the room. So I'm minding my own business. And we make eye contact accidentally.
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And he starts mouthing something to me because he was behind the drums and I was in the crowd during a practice. And I'm like, what's he saying? And he goes... Gotcha. No. And I, that's what I said. I started going, no, no. I turned around and she goes, no. And I start laughing. And then I turned to the girl next to me.
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I'm like, I think John Stamos just like made an inside joke about my podcast, but I think I, I think I'm, I'm high. Then he, I tried to avoid him for like the next hour. Cause I just, what do you say? What am I supposed to say to John Stamos? Yeah. What do you say to uncle Jesse? Finally, he comes up to me. And he goes, hey, watch your special twice.
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But he was so nice, so talented on drums, so cool.
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Well, OK, we have to apologize not only to the Academy. Yeah. But we dropped the most dramatic episode ever on a Monday with no warning. And we were just like, figure it out, Googlers.
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I think, like, Jeff Ross has been in Hollywood for so long. He's, like, friends with, like, Diplo was there just because Diplo's, like, friends with him. Like, it was so... It was definitely like on the verge of a P. Diddy for golf.
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I'm obsessed and she was like thanks you go I love a woman in step I love a woman scheming plotting okay no he couldn't have been more nice than afterwards just like chill like I love when celebrities don't like pretend they're on like you know when they pretend they're on a different planet and like they can't process anything around them because they're so famous right like they're so out of reality that they don't even know they can't process a moment and you always feel like it's your fault you're like I'm sorry I shouldn't have like opened my
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mouth in your vicinity. But then you're like, oh, no, people can be normal. So shout out John Stamos. You're a giggler. He did a video for us. No, I love him. But overall, I had to cancel my vacation. Mm hmm. Which I never vacationed. You canceled like seven vacations this month. I canceled every vacation. I'm so bad at vacationing. It took so much balls for me to like click book.
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And then I got an email. And Des and I were like at dinner. And it said like Netflix roast. And I just looked at him and I was like, we're not going to Columbia or wherever we're going to go. You're a career woman. I'm a career woman. And then I just worked. Like I didn't sleep for the next five. They gave me like five days to get the jokes together. So it was like chaos. But it was so much fun.
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That's like me when I just go to your Instagram to look at your outfit sometimes. I was like, this is my human beta blogger. I'm just going to put her on in the background. I did FaceTime you a couple times when Des was napping. Yeah, that was nice. That was nice. Oh, yeah, we're going to go to the Knicks game tonight. Oh, yeah. With our dads.
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The drama. And then we went radio silent. See ya. The only place you could find me was in TikTok comments. That's the only place I looked. Which is so funny because I haven't been allowed to look at like Bravo related stuff for years now.
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Our dads and Des are talking. I would love to know what they're laughing about. What could they possibly be talking about?
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I was just thinking, because my dad has, he's so cute, he has a basketball league. And when I first started comedy, a guy came up to him and was like, what do you think about, like, the stuff your daughter says online? Like, she's pretty gross. And my dad, my dad kind of, like, laughed it off, like, whatever. And it's like, yeah, I mean, being gross online got him courtside tickets, bitch. Right.
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No, my dad's friends think that I, like, do porn. Yeah. They're like my dad. I do do dildo ads. We did not buy courtside tickets. Radio City is owned by MSG. Yes. And we have two sold out Radio City shows. So it's like a thing they do where they give people who are playing Radio City seats. And we we asked our daddies. So we're just two daddies girls.
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My dad, after we went, we went once, my dad and I, and it was like the most amazing experience. And afterwards he goes, so next time can I bring my friends? And I was like, this isn't for your 20 friends from Brooklyn to show up.
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That is so funny. Well, my dad, just to warn you, Loves a buffet. Like lives for a buffet. And the last time, I didn't know there was free food. So he ate beforehand, showed up, saw the buffet, looked at me, said, why did I eat beforehand? Now I have to eat. Were there hot dogs in that buffet? Yeah, there's everything you can imagine. So my dad hones in and goes-
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He thinks that he's like- No, you are his daughter. He thinks he's losing money if he doesn't eat at the buffet. So he needs to eat. He's getting ice cream. Yeah. He's getting ice cream in between because my mom's not around.
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So she can't like judge him. I think he has gout also. And I'm like, go off, King. Go off.
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We're cool daughters. We're not regular daughters. We're the messy house. No, I'm obsessed. So Paige and I, I am letting you know, we're putting my outfit together like 10 minutes before we leave, per usual. But I'm excited. Do you think they're going to get along, our dads? Like they've hung out, but not like in this capacity.
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I think dads like. Have to. They have to because they're just dads. But also our dads weirdly have this like crazy connection that both their daughters, who were written off many times, are now like have a good business together.
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And look at us now. My dad was literally the exact opposite. Like... The way he raised me, though, was like a dog. Like, he would, like, just throw a ball and be like, can you bring it back? And I was like, I love you, daddy. Was that fast enough? And we only connect over sports at first, but we are, like, the same person. But he, like, believed in me too much.
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Like, I would, like, lose a match to, like, the number one girl in the nation. He'd be like, what the fuck was that? Like, what are you doing? No, that's good. But like his belief in me. Yeah. Made me who I am. It gave you drive. Yeah. And he made, in any room I walk into, like he made me, and he's also a feminist king, my dad. Like he loves the WNBA. He loves female comedians.
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He like, I think cuz he's such a girl dad.
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you don't see what women deal with. And it's like Des, he hasn't seen what like female comics deal with. And he'll be like, oh, that's weird. They picked your quote or like, oh, why didn't they choose you for that? Is that not crazy? And they learned so much from seeing it through our lens. Yeah. And I think my dad, he loved when like I was on the boys team and the boys were complaining.
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Like my dad lived for that. So... No, I think that like...
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We're very similar. And also, I feel like the sons, they have that little bit of, like, fucking authority where they want to be like, I'm my own man.
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Where, like, me with my dad, I'd just be like, I love you. Daddy, you can do nothing wrong.
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Yeah. My dad doesn't know where a goddamn thing is. My dad doesn't know my birthday or his own birthday. My dad did not know one gift that he gave over the holidays. I love to look at him. I said, dad, what is this gift? What is it? And he just beats me. I don't know whatever your mom picked out, but it is, it is a cool full circle moment to bring our dads to game, to watch other men run around.
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How cute. You're going to like their huddles. They do huddles here too. I love when they huddle. They huddle and they whisper, they gossip. No, I love it.
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They'll be like, he is really bad at passing. So I'm not saying that.
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Oh, what is your inspo and why did you choose what you chose? Because I'm obsessed. Also, I feel like your makeup's a little Charli XCX.
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Yes. You know? I like trench because it looks like you're busy and you have to go somewhere, but you don't. Because there's so many pockets. There's so many pockets.
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She has to get to things quickly. And you look like you're going to investigate something. Yeah. Or flash someone. Right. This is where me and you differ. I wanted to wear this jacket, but I cannot deal with the fact that I'm afraid that when I sit down, I'm going to feel hot. But we can put it on the back of your chair. No, but you know how like it's the outfit, like you can't take it off.
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I don't like feeling trapped. That's why I wore a tank top.
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No, there is, like, an asterisk that, like, says, like, we can't guarantee that you're on the Jumbotron. Is there? Yeah, but I think, just, like, if they ever fuck up, like, they can't get sued, you know? Okay, got it. Like, I need to be on the Jumbotron.
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Also, the Jumbotron, it's very quick, and you always, like, look, I was on the Jumbotron once at the Met game, and it was pretty great, but it goes so fast. You don't know where to look, because if you look at it, you're not looking in it. It's a whole thing.
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But like, I would like to see a look. I'd like to see one look. I think, I get it if you're saving money. Stylists are so fucking expensive. So is hair and makeup. Truly. And I get it, but she doesn't have to.
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But I do think when you're such an icon and you're of a certain age, rules go out the door. Like Jerry Seinfeld only wears sneakers.
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I started getting tagged of people being really tired, being like, the gigglers this week trying to defend Hannah and Paige. This woman smoking a cigarette, just like... The Gigglers, you guys, you work so hard.
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But like, I don't like that. Can I tell you what I've been doing this whole break? Yeah, go ahead. Nothing. Yes. I've been watching Dexter. The new one? No, I've never watched it before. Oh, okay, yeah. Because I haven't watched that many TV shows.
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Hot. If you don't know, it's a show about a serial killer, but he only kills bad people and serial killers. So it's like Robin Hood serial killers.
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I watched five seasons and then Des made me stop because he said it gets bad after four and a half.
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So he was like, I don't want to ruin it for you. This is the one thing I love about TV shows. You know when you miss your family? Yeah. They're my best friends now. You get invested with them. And I'm like, what is Angel doing? And Matsuka.
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I've been doing too many roasts. I've been doing too many roasts. I love all her songs. So good.
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No, that was so good. And then the Sarah James Geller. Yes. What's her name? Michelle Geller James.
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I think because people aren't talking about them is why they're doing well. Also, quick thing about interviews at these award shows with these actors. Sorry, I didn't act your breath. Told space for it. They, the actors, it's so funny. They're so different than like, they take themselves very seriously, but in like, they're saving the world that day. Yeah.
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How do we get that passionate about, what if we talked about- Doing this podcast, I felt connected to the feminine energy that this space had not been open for. And then the work I've been doing every week as I put my head down, and I trained for this for months, making fun of my little brother, to be able to put myself in this place with you in this moment, in this present moment on the mics.
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What did you just say? You were in a movie where we don't know.
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I love how I couldn't think of one movie.
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And she's extremely professional and smart.
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like yeah red carpet but I will say I think everyone's just like scared to say anything yeah and like it's so serious well someone was saying how interviews it's either like too deep of a question like what does this movie represent for your entire life and people are like wait what or they say something like super a question like how'd you get ready this morning and there's like no in between but it's also I don't know about you but it's so hectic when you're on a
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Nicky something. Who's the guy who's, like, hung over and just goes, no, ew, bad.
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Why'd you do that? I'll tolerate it. Yeah. I want him to destroy my office so bad. I know he's going to see it and just go. No, he's so bad. Like, but why can't we have that on TV?
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I also think if there's comedy, let me say that, you don't need a villain. It's like the roast. If there's comedy to it, if it's clever, if there's entertainment to it, that's one thing. We don't want people bullying people, being like, she looks ugly, she looks bad, this looks stupid.
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We want funny. Funny. And not funny being like, oh, she looks like a lampshade, like we've heard that a zillion times. Oh, she looks like a mattress cover. Oh, like good one.
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The act of dating is figuring out how long you want to be with that person, and then you get to a point where you go, I think we did our time.
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I did something so embarrassing, speaking to talking to people. I tried to put myself out there and be a good friend. There was a person who I love, And we've only hung out a couple of times, but like he basically posted saying that he was going through a hard time. And I was like, you know, when you think in your head, like, oh, I should have said something.
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I'm like, I'm going to say something nice to him. So I messaged him. He goes, you're actually the reason for all of these problems. I messaged him. I said, try to keep your head up. You're really talented and bring joy to so many people. Take care of yourself. And he wrote, thanks, Hannah. I appreciate it so much. I'm still kicking and making shit just a bitch.
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I read it as, I'm still kicking and making shit, just a bitch. And I go, haha, you being a little bitch makes you who you are. He goes, no, I'm saying it. He goes, I'm saying, still making shit is just a bitch.
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I go, this is why I don't help people. This is why. You're like, oh, by the way, suck it the fuck up, you bitch. He basically was saying his job is like making content. He's like making shit is a bitch. And I go, I know you're a little stupid bitch. And then I was like, I hope I made him laugh. And then I checked in and I'm later like, hey, we good? And he goes, I don't need no worry about us.
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So anyway, just be careful. Sometimes when you're trying to make people feel better, it makes them feel worse.
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So that's why I'm obsessed with rap music because they're always rapping about like hustling and being on tour. So I pretend I'm a rapper. Wait, I want to tell the gigglers. Are you going to talk about Taylor Swift?
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I'll send it to you. It's basically... Who is it? It's this British rapper. Love a British rapper. Girl. It's basically about like being a... Love a girl rapper. It's basically about like shitting on men and being a dominatrix. Oh, I love it. And she's iconic. I was going to say, people kept tagging you. In Midnight Rain. Being like, Pidge, listen to this song.
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No, it's not the sentence. So is there a particular Taylor Swift song?
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One of the final questions, because we prerecorded our last episode, kind of missed some stuff. Do you have any thoughts on Lily J's essay?
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Lily J's essay? Sorry, the boys are like laughing next door.
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We're trying to work. The girls are working so that you can have your courtside seats.
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A state facility. Who is Lily J? She is even Slater's ex who wrote. I was like, why are you pretending you don't know what this is? I feel like you. Did you read it? No. But she did say like, hey, this is fucked up. Yeah. She basically didn't address anyone though, but in so many words was like, I'm a therapist. My whole life I've wanted to be a therapist. She is.
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I was laughing. I was going to text him and then I was like, I don't even want to bother him with this because it's so stupid.
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She helps women whose children are dying. So she's an angel. An angel. And she goes, my whole job being a therapist is that they look at me as a blank slate. I can take in all their trauma. And she goes, now people see me and know my story of my own issues. And that affects my job because my job as a therapist is to be unknown.
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I'm fine with Ethan Slater doing his thing, but I've always wanted to be anonymous because that's my job and that's what I do. And then she basically drops the bomb that she went to England. had the baby to support him while they were shooting in England and then makes no other detailed comments. That's where they filmed Wicked?
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Like, that's... How... This is his dick, just like insane. But also, again, I don't care how insane... I mean, I can't imagine. I don't can't... No matter how good the dick is, you get tired. You get bloated.
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I have that story when I was a freshman and my friends and I who were very similar. My whole thing is just break up.
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Just for the record, have you ever texted him one-on-one, not in our bachelorette group chat?
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That's what the internet was saying about you, Marcella. I mean, we were trying to tell you. To my own damn advice. But I do believe, and I wasn't cheating because I was an official, but like, my friend hooked up with the guy I had been like talking to for a couple weeks because I was like playing tennis tournaments and they were just like hanging out. Oh, this is your college friend? Yeah.
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They had babies. And I go, as they should. They were clearly meant for each other.
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They found love. I wasn't going to marry that man. No. And it's when people find love, sometimes it gets ugly. But like as long as people are happy, I'm happy. No, that quote of like if you can take them, have them.
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Yeah. I just shout out to Lily J. She may have been under an NDA, but I thought it was very classy of her not to like throw anyone under the bus. But she just spoke of like, first of all, she's like, I'm Dr. Lily J. So when all the tabloids write about me, she goes, it's doctor. Isn't that so nice?
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And she basically was like, this is my life and my perspective, what I'm dealing with. And I hope it helps any women who are struggling because I got through it. So it was a phenomenal essay. Wow, good for her. It was great. What a strong mom. And Paige would write a essay about her experience, but she can't read or write. Who knows how we could did the book. I don't love punctuation, okay?
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Sue me. Oh, God. Any other notes that we have? What else? Oh, I have like a quick question.
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I think some of them... I think... I'm spitting out of my... Because you can't see it. I have no idea. I think if you have a midwife and stuff, they will trim it for you. I think nurses will trim it for you because it's uncomfortable. I would feel like it's uncomfortable. But also, you're not going in there being like, oh, I'm going to make sure she's shining.
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I know it was just a thought that I was just like, I need to know this. I think you don't want a full bush just to keep it cleaner. Yeah. I have no fucking clue. I just feel like it would get in the way. Also, I love that people on Instagram are like, Paige doesn't want children when you're like my whole TikTok algorithm.
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So when I see that, I go, wait, that's my baby brother? Yeah. She would never touch my baby brother. I can't have sex with a minor. That's illegal.
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I've never once been a problem. That's crazy. No, these are the whole, like, packing the bag thing when you have a baby. Yeah.
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There was a crazy story. Do you know when the thing was trending with, like, that funny Muppet face and it was, like, people with these insane stories? Mm-mm.
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well rl girl this one girl told a story i'm gonna fuck it up but like she was pregnant and she was her water broke and she got somewhere and it wasn't the right doctor and her husband started yelling because he was like where's the doctor yeah and they um kicked them out because the husband got upset so then they had to go to a different hospital and they get there and they get her all set up and then they're like oh we just got a call and like we're owned by the same hospital that you were at and like you aren't allowed to be in this hospital so you get kicked out
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Like I want health professionals. It's giving second babies going to be surrogate energy.
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I birthed him. We birthed him from our pussies. Domingo came out of my fucking vaginal canal.
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That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. But they say the second one just falls out.
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Someone hasn't spoken to each other. I love that for you. Thank you. And also, thank you again for fighting the good fight.
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She's back. We love you. Thank you for giggling.
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Wait, should we make a sketch where he comes out as Domingo and he's like, what did he say?
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No, because I think anyone involved was like, we're not taking this seriously. But it is crazy to be on the side of like seeing stuff being made up and then like how it just can like go through the internet like crazy. No, rapid fire. I was like, wait, am I going to jail? No, that was like when I, there was a rumor that Des and I broke up. Yeah.
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No, it's so crazy. This is why I want you to not be in the comments because you don't need extra anger. You're already Sicilian. We're already up to here. We're going to snap at any second. You don't need this. But I do have to say.
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But it's also, like, I think breakups are so beautiful. And I was just getting a lot of really positive messages from the gigglers. No, the gigglers were sending me some of the, like, the therapist messages.
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Yes, she said. Now I start crying. She said like six girls had brought up your breakup. I hope that your breakup caused a massive breakup where everyone broke up with their boyfriend.
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And this is why I got a lot of backlash on my Instagram last night. Because I said, I want you to shave your head like Emma Stone. Mm-hmm. The girls were not happy. They said, first of all, I think you're sabotaging Paige's sorbo. And I go, she does that to herself. Second of all, they were like, she's going through a breakup. Why would you even put this in her head when she's vulnerable?
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I said, okay, valid point. And then three, they were like, no one's going to pick no guy who will want to date her. And I go, again. Amazing. But still, the misogyny in that, people don't realize. I'm a creative. I come up with ideas. I throw ideas at Paige. She takes what she wants. I'm just throwing stuff in the air. Just because it hasn't been done doesn't mean it can't be done.
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I do have to say I saw a stat on Instagram. Guys in their 20s, one in five are in relationships and girls in their 20s. It's like two out of three. Okay. And the way that makes sense is because girls don't want to date guys in their 20s. They want to date older guys. I'm not saying I started that, but like I probably did.
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And there's like a maturity thing, but that there is a problem with men right now. Like majority of homeless are men. Majority of addicts are men, which obviously majority of murders are men. But at this point, What do we do? Because now, Chris, what do we do? Because I was talking to my cousin who's at FIT. I was like, who are we dating? And she was like, no, it's not good out there.
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And I was like, sorry, I'm with an older gentleman. Chris, can you tell me the year when we're allowed to get divorced? They weren't allowed to get a credit card without their man being on it.
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1969 1969 that's fucking crazy cause that's like when our moms were born like we're just second generation of women no our parents were literally like 10 years old that's crazy that's fucking crazy also I've been working on this bit about ics and how like the reason ics got so popular is cause we literally weren't allowed to have ics before no we couldn't say it like he'd be sitting he'd be like singing in a restaurant happy birthday to another table and you'd be like well I literally can't get a divorce so like la la la la la
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Where now, like, he comes in with flip-flops and you go, divorce, motherfucker! We've made a whole career on talking about ics and the things we hate about men. A whole fucking career. Literally, I just got tagged in something of me being like, I hate if he's bad at bowling. And you go, I hate if he's good at bowling. And I was like, oh, no!
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It's so funny because you just envision him like trying out a new thing.
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She crushed it. I mean... It was so good. It was so funny when she said that no one had eyelids in Hollywood left. That was so fucking funny. I also... I love that she also didn't play the like, look, everything's so effortless and I'm just so chill and this is just me. She was like, I worked my ass off for this for 20 years. I've been in the trenches. I did this set 91 times.
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I hired 10 writers and I'm testing and testing and... I know I'm going to kill it because I put the work. I love, I hate when people are just like, oopsie poopsie, I crushed it. And then you're sitting at home like, oh, I guess like I'll never be talented enough.
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I think something like we like to put out in the world is how women can be multifaceted. Like you can be beautiful, but also a bitch. I can be funny, but also depressed. And I love that she's multifaceted on there. And it's like, she's not just like, oh, I hate myself and I'm funny. No, she's like, I'm hot, but I'm also funny. But I also worked really hard for this. I also was nervous.
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Like just the multifaceted, just being a human.
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Like, that's crazy. I have some like tea. Yeah. Did you know that Nikki Glaser's the reason Des and I are married? No. No. I don't know if I ever like said it. Wait, no. So Des, I saw Des like eight years ago at the Comedy Cellar when I was like in sales or something.
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Giggling about roasts, jokes, and shaved heads
I thought he was so cute, but his whole set.
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Giggling about roasts, jokes, and shaved heads
Is that nuts? That's crazy. Because I remember thinking he's so cute, he's so whatever. But he lives in Ireland. His whole set was how he was in Ireland. Yeah. But I remembered him.
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Giggling about roasts, jokes, and shaved heads
And then years later, I get into comedy and he starts following me. And I follow him back, and, like, nothing happens. Okay.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I have a friend, Casey Balsham, who actually just went viral for doing stand-up about having a baby. But she was doing this all while going up on stage at night. And I was like, how are you? And she goes, I'm in the middle of an egg freezing, and I keep injecting myself, and my hormones are all over the place, and I have to be funny and do stand-up. And... But like women just do it.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Do you like say hi to people? Oh, God.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Wait, I just heard a nightmare story from my makeup artist that I have to relay to you guys. Please. She is so sweet. This is, I've had some travel nightmares. This is up there. She said she gets in the Uber and the girl immediately is like, way too talkative, happy, excited for the day.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
A couple of gals with a couple notes. Mostly no notes, I'm going to say.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Way too TMI, which I love a TMI, but she was literally like, oh, I want to get a new house, but I don't want it to be renovated already because I don't want to sleep in a bed where someone else has sex. I haven't had sex in this many days. And you're like, she's like, where are you going? And she's like, oh, I'm actually going to dinner. I'm trying this barbecue place.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Where is she going? Which, again, huge red flag.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I'm going to your future murderer's house.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I'm going to call my queen. So this is where it got really dark. She goes, oh, you're getting dinner? And she goes, yeah. And she goes, I'll come with. Mm-mm. do you jump out of the car so she takes her to the barbecue place stops and gets out of the car with her and starts walking in and goes should we share something
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
what's going on this is like where is this austin which made me when you said people are too nice oh i was like this wasn't in new york no no i was like this sounds like some nice midwestern bullshit that i could never like subscribe this was some nice people in texas yeah and i was like are you okay like have you talked to someone about this i feel like this happens a lot in texas yeah
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
We were expressing ourselves through the art of... our cunty videographer.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
but anyway I just she's like yeah so we split cornbread and like she's in my wedding I mean I don't know how we got here she said some cute guy started to talk to her that she like had met before and the woman he was like who are you with and she's like oh I don't know this woman I've never I've actually never seen her in my life and he's like well she's feeding you Wait.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
She's chewing up her food and spitting it in your mouth.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I think she was kind of, yeah, she was like, oh, she said the girl drove her back to her house for free. So she got a free drive out of it. But again, actually, take my money. Leave me alone. Take my money. For the $15 Uber, I'm good. So anyway, just keep an eye out on Ubers, you guys. It's not always. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm like really shook by it.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yeah, I don't think I could go in another Uber again. I would immediately be like, actually, I just realized I just ate. I totally forgot I just ate. And I have to go back to my house where everyone has COVID. You can't come in. Next on my docket. Okay, COVID reference.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And we got emotional in it. Yeah, no.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Newark PR got overwhelmed by the inundated gigglers trying to get into Newark. And they were like, we do not have enough staff to fulfill all the gigglers.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Don't come here. Wait, they basically were like, we don't know how to function as an airport.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
The comments were funny. They were like, no one was going to New England anyway except for Paige DeSorbo once.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I do have to say I when a TSA person is so fucking rude to me, I actually get it. I'm like, you had to wake up at what time?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And the amount of people like, can you take my shoes off? Yeah.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I don't like when a TSA guy is like loving his job. You know when he loves the speech and he keeps repeating it. And you're like, I was, you don't have to keep repeating it. I heard you. I was, the line's not moving. No, I'm a professional.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Like, I think my biology is different. Yeah. And you started a full drug addiction midway. But like any proper tour.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
oh my god yes it is no it is it's like yeah that's a professional person no one's fucking around also i want to ask you because i i went to a couple of public gatherings and i like forgot the best way to irish exit yeah i knew you're gonna and i actually just need some advice yeah what because you're you're fucking stealth with it You are a stealth. Nadia, people forgot you had been there.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You were like, was Paige here tonight? Was that a dream? Was it a blur? What is your way of, we're in a conversation, and what are you going to do?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Don't project your ideals onto me. Oh, you thought the one here? My favorite thing is I'll call an Uber. And then when someone, someone always starts talking to me, like right when the Uber is there. And I love to pretend the Uber is like completely out of my control. Like being like, I would love to stay, but the Uber. You're like, the app's actually locked. That's crazy. Stop it.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
The Uber needs me. And I would love to cancel it, but my thumb doesn't work.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
He'll be very mad at me and I don't need that. So anyway, okay. Stay focused. Stay focused and just get out of there. Also, if you have a friend, you leave them for dead. Like, if you showed up with someone.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I just told Chris I liked his hair and he was like, thanks, it's wet. And that was the most boy shit I've ever heard. I've never once gone out of the shower and someone been like, I like your hair. I have had that response in other situations. Thanks, it's wet.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I remember once we were... We hit that moment where you look at each other and you know... Gotta go. We gotta get out of here.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
But me and you kept getting stopped in different ways. And at one point, I got out, and I turned, and you got tooken. You got tooken, and I was like, God. Did you see me in a seat, people? I'm like, save yourself. Save yourself. And then I was, like, waiting, and someone started talking to me, and you were going, and I was like, she got a head. She got a head.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I missed you this weekend. I literally was pooping. on my phone. And for some reason I said, where's my best friend? I'm going to text her. Where is she? I'm going to text her. And it was, it's the kind of thing I was like, I don't care if I'm being needy.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You just hear someone say, so where are you from? And I'm like, run, Hannah.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Run. Oh, my God. But it's a lot of like eyes. You got to make eyes to be like.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
One of my favorite chapters is how to poop in public. And we come up with some really- Our sequel. Our sequel. Wait, what else is on your docket? I think that was the rest of my docket. My last traveling note, because you guys know we have to talk about traveling every single pod because it's the only thing that we can do.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I realized that leaving your charger in a hotel is just being a creative person. Sorry, I'm an artistic- It's paying it forward. In this economy, these chargers are fucking expensive. Who am I?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And also New York, if you try to pay for someone's Starbucks, they think you're going to rob you.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No, thank you. I don't want your anthrax latte.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You know, the second the door closes, you're like, there's no way I remember my charger.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
sorry i'm an artist yeah like i can't express myself artistically and creatively throughout the day and remember my charger and also it's a fucking miracle that i ever remember my laptop because let's be honest you're on your laptop in bed when you go to bed you're not taking your laptop out of the bed and putting it on what one of those tiny side tables for i go to harvard No way.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Also they're for what? Little squirrels. So then obviously I'm putting it in the bed and then obviously I wake up, open the covers, cover it. I hide my laptop from me every time and 90% of the time I remember it. And for that I'm grateful. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm practicing gratitude every week. Did I forget my charger? Yes. Yeah.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And then I go to the lady to buy a charger at the airport and it's like a whole ordeal.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And then they don't even plug in together.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Usually we see each other at least once a week. And you texted me and you're like, I really wanted to call you and Yap this morning. But I don't ever want to bother you. But you didn't. That is so crazy. You've never bothered me once, but I also don't like bothering you.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Actually, perfect segue. Wait, why did I see that? And I was like, I want a cat leash. Or the bedroom. Okay, anyway, so I get an email that's like, can you go to Colorado for 15 minutes to open for Amy and Tina? Yeah, cancel everything. And I was in LA. As we know, because that's all I've been talking about. Because that's who you are these days. Actually, can I fuck LA?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Because I ran out of toothpaste shortly after our podcast and I said, thank goodness I'm at a fancy hotel. I'm going to call and they'll send one up. A dental kit. No. The one. First of all, I love the one. And I would love to work with you in the future.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Very eco-friendly. I did ask them for paper and a pen once, and you thought I murdered a puppy. Don't ask for a fork. They're like, we use our hands. Oh, no.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
think about think about the they were like why don't you burn down a whole forest so I was like can I have toothpaste and they bring it and I'm like it looks cute normal yeah it's charcoal toothpaste and what's that doing for anyone there's barely a mint flavor and it's dark and I said this is so fun if I was on an ayahuasca trip yeah
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I have a self-tape that I'm going to fuck up. Like, I need to feel fresh. So then I was like, I put like a ton of it on because I didn't know if it was working. And then like, honestly, my social interactions weren't great from that day on.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And I know people are like, real toothpaste gives you cancer. I'd rather have cancer and not gingivitis.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Do you remember when you were obsessed with natural deodorant? I was obsessed with that.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Wait, I didn't want to bring this up because I don't want to bring attention to it, but there's this girl on TikTok. People are just, I think everyone goes viral now. Did you see it? The caveman. Yeah. I don't want you guys, if you're sensitive, don't Google it because it really upset me and it's like ruining my day. Why did that upset you? Because it's disgusting.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I think skin barrier is a made-up thing that companies have invented.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
So she's calling it the caveman thing. Whatever. So she's basically just not washing her face. And I was like, okay, let's see how it's going. I didn't realize she has a thick layer of dirt on her face. So she's like going to her friend's wedding with a thick layer of dirt on her face. Do you not see this?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No, she has a thick layer of dirt on her face. You thought it was like a bad spray tan?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Similar to Jordan. With two O's? From the morning. No, no.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
It's like when you go to church and you start saying, you're like, I don't know what I said on Giggler Squad. So anyway, similar to that girl, I respect her making money. She thought, look. Oh, you think she's lying? It's called clickbait. You think she's rage baiting? A hundred percent.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
It might be real that she has dirt on her face, but she's doing it to go viral. Okay.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No, she clearly got a response on her video.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And do I support a woman in the arts?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Cave men washed their face. Cave women had a morning skincare routine. They went into the cold puddle and they put it on their face, the cold river.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Obviously they had a routine. So let's not act like cave men didn't know what they were doing. They washed their face. Cave men were cleaner than that.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No, we missed each other. We're back together. We're physically in the studio again. Thank God. LA did change me. Yeah. But now I'm back to normal. Like, I don't even know who that bitch was last week. That was scary. I mean, I am wearing extensions right now. So I'm going to be a monster.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Speaking of dirt. Yeah. I went to Red Rocks. Are you familiar with Red Rocks?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
So I land in Denver and I immediately feel like this was the place. The last time we were here was when Paige had her schmanach.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Full body transformation. Her exorcism, if you will.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
But isn't that life? You think the grass is always greener? I go to Red Rocks from LA to meet Tina and Amy. And Grace came to meet me because Grace loves Tina and Amy. Like never respected us the way she respects Tina and Amy, which is valid. Like if I'm gonna understand anything, it's that. And just shout out to Tina and Amy for a second.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
The Golden Globes hosting. They're beyond... And also, let me say something, Kunti. Yeah. If they were men, they would be getting the Mark Twain Award. They would be getting every fucking award. And that's why I posted in my caption, I said... It's the Mark Twain Award. I don't know. I don't know. But I know a man got it this year.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I think Adam Sandler got it last year and Conan O'Brien got it, which two great comedians, yes. Who's Mark Twain? Fuck Mark Twain.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
He's catching strays. But I'm just saying, I wrote, I was going to write like the two funniest women. I go, I'm not writing women. No. The two funniest people.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
They didn't realize that was a political statement.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And this photo I posted was me, Tina, Amy, and Grace. All the comments were like, oh my God, Grace is there.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
People were like, why am I so excited to see Grace on a photo? And you know what? I was going to cut her out because we respect Grace's privacy. Yeah. But in that moment, I said, no. I'm putting Grace on. Front and center. Yes. Because she looked really cute in it. She was like, please don't. I can only protect her so much.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I love how we really try to protect her and then I post a full grid photo with her.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Give her a campaign. The world needs to see how cute she looks in this photo of the lighting. Anyway, so I'm with Grace in the hotel room. You like start an Instagram and just post a smile.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
So I'm in the hotel room and Grace comes in and she's like, are you nervous for your set tonight? And I was like, my set? I'm not nervous about my set. I just got an email saying I have to get in the car with Amy, Tina, and Rachel Dratch, who's an NSSNL star, Debbie Downer, to a 30-minute ride to Red Rocks. I go... We're panicking. Yeah, like, what's your set for that?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I need some local jokes. I need some what's going on in pop culture.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Someone needs to write me something. I was literally, you were my fucking hacks girl. I was like, write me some one-liners for Amy. So I'm freaking out. Like, is there a Red Rock joke I could pull here?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I go, what's the weather like? Someone give me something. And I'm literally at that point. It feels, because I'm married, I haven't had a crush in a minute. So sad. But, like, you know when you have a crush and you forget, like, how you put words together to form a sentence?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Or, like, you're like, how did I ever act? Like, that's what, and Grace was like, do you know what?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I go, who am I? I go, Grace, explain to me in five words who am I?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Grace, can you give me the elevator pitch on who I am as a human? Grace, describe me in two adjectives. My passion. But then I also was like. Grace, what's my passion? Then I also was like, wait, I can start over today. Who do I want to be? Who am I? And that's looking big picture. Because I'm like, wait.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
The Hannah who didn't know Amy and Tina is different than the Hannah that's going to meet them. And by the way, Amy knows me, but Amy's like.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Chris is laughing. Yeah. I just saw like the memes making fun of it being like a hundred men versus maybe let's try a therapist. Or a hundred men versus maybe one mother. Yeah.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Wait, don't you love when you don't spend time with people for like a long enough amount that you're like, I could come in and change.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I do it all the time. One minute and I'm like, but back to my old self.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
So I get down the lobby and it's me and Rachel Dratch. And I was like, Rachel, nice to meet you. And she's chill. She's just like, what's up? And I was like, OK, me and you. Are we good? I was like, we're good. OK, check. Because I'm freaking out.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Amy comes down. The warmest human literally yells.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
She goes, Hannah, yells across the lobby.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
uber famous well that she's not in the limelight yeah and i just was like oh she's just like a normal human she's a normal person that like occasionally people will lose their fucking mind over and in that moment i was like i can't lose my mind yeah so she she was great because amy is such a naturally warm person aims and um Not yet. Too soon. So then Tina comes down.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Now, mind you, Tina isn't just, like, coming down. Tina's been on a full press tour.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yeah. But I feel like we're also a little bit of both.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I'm a little bit of both. Okay. Because we're not blonde. True. But we, like, we support the blonde community. Yeah. We apologize to the blind community if you've ever heard them. So Tina's been promoting her new show Four Seasons. Did you watch? Of course, I binged it. You love? I watched it in one day. I love Coleman Domingo.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I can't take my eyes off of him. He's so charming.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
It almost feels like White Lotus if you just need to relax a little bit. Like a less intense White Lotus.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
100%. So she's been doing all this press. She's so tired. And I'm like, I've been doing press too. Get out of my book. No, I didn't bring it up. I was so scared. And she... I could tell she didn't know who I was. Why would she?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
We don't want her to. But I'm like in the group, right? So she kind of looks up and... Celebrities, I treat them like cats. Okay. You can't do any like quick movements or like look directly at them immediately or they'll be like, oh, what's going on? You have to be delicate. Like don't look at them at first, whatever. But Tina, I was like, Hi, I'm Hannah. Soft voice.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You put your knuckle on her eyebrow and you wait for her to rub. I went 90, waited for her to go 10. But I said, I'm Hannah. And I could tell still she was like, no, no, what's going on? And I was like, great, good for you. I'm opening tonight. And she was like immediately like, oh, my God. You're like, it is a palindrome. It is.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Leave gorillas alone. Gorillas don't want this.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No, but I've never said it. Sorry? I don't like the awkward silence after you both say yes.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
But then you should see when it's not a palindrome, and then I go... So your mother hates you. So then we get into a car. It's Rachel Dratch, the driver, me, Tina, and then Amy in the back. And in that moment, I was- Grace, where's Grace?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Well, I was like, Grace, you can't come with my friends.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Just my friends with them and like, I don't want to, whatever. But Grace actually was meeting me later. Yeah. But I'm in the car and like, It was like us and Giggly Squad going to the... They were just like... We talked about... Oh, everyone hates men for the rest of time.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I think Tina likes me. Okay, good. Because by the end, she showed me a video.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
OK, we're riffing. So after that, I got I was very confident and I was feeling good. And then Tina said she's like the length of my tie. That's specific. She looked at me. So Tina Fey looked at me.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
So Tina, and she was asking me how I pick out. Look, long story short, I'm obsessed with these women. I want to eat them. I want them to go inside me. I'm never going to ask back after this podcast. But it was the most magical time. And I'm having so much fun. And I get in and Grace is like, did you embarrass yourself? And I was like, I don't think so. I think we're good.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Oh, I thought it was a hundred gorillas versus a man.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
She goes, great, now you just have to do 15 minutes at Red Rocks. And I'm like, easy. The bigger, the better. I love a big venue.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
It's in a mountain. You're wedged in. It's like a natural amphitheater. So I was like, this is going to be sickening. So I go outside. Pouring rain. Perfect.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
pouring perfect and i said but you're under like a thing oh i'm great but oh i saw the picture everyone's in a poncho everyone looked like a condom yeah and not only was it when i was first walking on people are still like getting in there this is a cold open you know they're getting in their seats it's pouring and i have to it was a hard gig did you do any poncho jokes immediately
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Well, I started panicking. I turned and Grace was laughing about the ponchos and I go, is it so obviously funny that it's not funny for me to say it? Yeah. And I was like overthinking. No, I think it's hilarious. But then I was, and then I made fun of Colorado because they all like love the hiking, the Arizona Olympic. I have my Colorado bits. And then I, like midway, I got like good moments.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I like, I did really well. Good. And then I walked off stage and I watched them.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
if you don't know what their show is they do like all their eras okay where they like do like a golden globes thing they do a weekend update that's like modern like it's better than how are they sitting on the stage or they're standing they were everywhere okay standing dancing outfit changes okay wow wigs i don't know if they did wigs there was outfit changes how long is the show like an hour and a half yeah 15 it was and they end with a q a and then wait
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
They're Giggly Squad. The whole time I was like, you guys are Giggly Squad. I'm not going to say it, but you're us. Wait, it's us looking into the future. No, Grace literally was like, you guys can be doing this your whole life.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Paige, if you call me, I'll be there.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yeah, and they're like... They have more energy than us on stage.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Men would be so bad at PR. So bad. They'd be like, so what's your client? What's she like? And they'd be like, she's brown-haired. Give me anything, any details. She's, I don't know what her middle name is. What happened?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No, it's fine. So then I got, and then I went on stage, took a video. My double chin was the main character of that video. Of course, the one video I get with Amy.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And it was just a magical night, and they were... I'm so proud of you. I just can't say enough nice things. The crowd was great, and there were gigglers. Like, when I walked on, I heard them. Like, it really helps me when I hear... And did it rain the whole show? It stopped raining right when my set ended.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And I said, I'm a witch. I did a witch dance.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
All the time. Or you're like, I can't enjoy this because I don't have my fucking best friend with me to enjoy it.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Also, if you're going on these walks, it'll be that much better if you put her in a stroller.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You've been that person. You already are that person. You do photo shoots with your cat.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
But this is one thing. I don't want her to walk on the gross New York.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
This is the thing about cats. Like, I like that they don't touch anything outdoors. They're so clean.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And she would lick herself. Like, she'd clean herself, but I don't want her to, like. No. I don't know. I don't want her paws. She's too perfect. Yeah. Like, what if she hits, like, a glass? No. Like, steps on a root beer bottle. No. New York is crazy. No.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Is it specific to you or like to everyone?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
See, this is how I'm so different than you. Today I asked ChatGPT something and they were like, you have to pay $40 for the year. And I was like, I'm going back to Google.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
What was it for? Like, what was your issue? Which one of your issues did you go for?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I think she's really talented because once I did it and they just like put it in my ear and I was like, no, no, you need to go for your lower back.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No, no weapons. Also, do you realize, this is a general statement, but after a breakup, I feel like girls get very self-reflective. They're talking to their friends like, what can I do better? What do you think I did wrong? Am I picking the wrong guys? Where men will get together and be like, who would win in a fight? Like a tiger or a gorilla.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You have to know. You were galloping.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You're going to be the first to die when robots take over. I don't think so. You're going to be the one that hires the robot that turns on you and you're like, take me with you.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I actually recently have realized I think the robots that are going to take over are the Roombas. I think the ones that you least expect. Because they've been developing for a while.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
So Addison Rae dropped a banger called Headphones On. You're obsessed with Addison Rae. I'm obsessed with her, but also can you give credit where credit's due? Like, obviously I spoke about it on a podcast a year ago that you probably saw.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Okay, so Bustle said, gird your loins in a caption. And I was like, okay, Bustle. Like, okay. Just put us on the payroll at this point. But then I realized they were just quoting the Devil Wears Prada. And I say, I'm so sorry. I didn't send an angry DM.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You're doing amazing. You're doing amazing, sweetie. Yeah. Amy, speaking of, Amy Poehler was, like, taking photos of me. And in that moment, I just saw her as the mean girl's mom with the camera. And, like, I can't explain that moment to you guys. I was, I, like, started laughing. And she's like, what are you laughing about? And I was like, Amy. Me and you. It's too, yeah.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I can't even explain it to you right now. It's too meta. So anyway, robots are going to take over. You're not scared of it. You're actually enabling them. I'm actually excited for it. You're hoping. I need someone more in charge.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You like the fear that... Someone could take over because you're so sick of. I'd love someone to be in charge. I'd love someone to just man up. Yeah. Put you in your place.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
But everyone's afraid to do it. Yeah.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Welcome to the... Met Giggler. Yeah. I worked really hard on that one.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
The way I do it is I ask questions. I go, and did you like how that made you feel? And do you think that's a good idea? And then you'll eventually be like, figured out yourself. But it takes months. I feel like we've lost the plot.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
We have to go watch the Mike Gallo. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yes, yes. Where men literally will be like, LeBron or Kobe, go, and they'll talk for 48 hours straight.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yeah. I was just like, guys, get a job. Yeah.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Why do you have time to fight a gorilla?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Answer one email and call your child.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Can we go into it and try? Let's like break it down from like a logistical standpoint.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
He's and he knows like part of it is his credit card. She's not dating him because he's hot. Right. So obviously he's going to be like, have fun with my credit card.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Instead of her controlling him, is she his protector? Yeah. Is she protecting him? Either way. From the evils of the world. He's 50 years older.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Like, I don't... This is the thing. He's having some kind of moment where he wants to date a young girl. Ten years ago, he was 62.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
They said that she like, This is the thing, they're using weird adjectives. They were like, she bullied her way into the Dunkin' Donuts ad.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Today's the day. Yeah. In a couple hours. By the time you guys are listening to this- You will have watched. They will have watched. You will have watched already. And if you haven't, that's- How did that not come across your desk? Right. That's crazy.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
The language is off. And I want to just, let's change it for a second. If she was a young guy that... it would be like, look at this supportive partner. Look at him so involved in her career. And granted, yeah, she's buying houses and stuff, but maybe he wanted to amp up his real estate portfolio.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And she's also, she's trademarking all these words that he said that the New England Patriots are trying to own or something. Sorry, she...
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I was going to say, it's giving, like, entrepreneurial.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
It's giving business savvy. Again, she's 24. I'm kind of obsessed that she's like, okay, I'm dating this man, and I want him to be the best he can be, and I'm not letting him fuck it up, and I'm going to help. Wait, do we not all do this in our relationships? Also, like, yeah. Sorry that she's using something to get ahead in her career.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Has your man ever been on the phone, and you've been like, we're not talking about that.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
We're not talking about that in front of your friends.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No, it's, I can't pull it up because I'm not looking and I can't read, but, like, there are multiple adjectives that they're using, sensing, like, she has some, like, she's abusing him. Yeah. But the things are, like, she didn't abuse him to get in the background of a Dunkin' Donuts commercial.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
It was kind of like that she's protecting her relationship with him. It's one thing if she was like, ask about me.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Basically, they're trying to not get another headline about her and they're trying to get a headline for his, who knows what he was promoting because that did not get the headline.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Like you're almost 80. Well, it's so funny. People are mad at her. Yeah. And it's like, I don't know.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Coaches get pussy. There's something about coaches. Like, I'm going to say this very generally. There's a lot of college coaches that are like, fuck girls on campuses. Disgusting. Because they're, like, the big man on campus. They are the boss of the guys running around the field. They tell them what to do. They're like, sit down, bitch. And you're like, oh, that's the guy who's the boss.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I'm so excited. I feel like our first TV show is launching, even though, yes, it's just YouTube. And yes, we didn't have to run it by anyone, but isn't that the perfectness of it?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I personally... No. I personally, speaking as someone with an older man, I've actually never been attracted to an older man before. Like, I'm attracted to Des. Older men has never been, like, my thing. But some girls really do like, like, a dad bod... orthopedic situation. Don't bring Dr. Scholz into this.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I'm like, I want to talk about it with anyone. This is one thing. I can't get behind people being like, he's getting tricked. He's having the time of his life. The time of his life. I mean, look, is she next to him playing Angry Birds? Yes. But what is she going to talk to him about? They're not there for talking. But clearly, she's actually not playing Angry Birds.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
She's clearly setting up a schedule for the press the next day. No.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yeah, if anything, she's working for the job. She's only 24. Her brain is not fully formed.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Her brain is not fully formed. Okay, I have another gripe. Also, she spells her name Jordan with two O's, which... And that's a stylistic choice. Actually, I was going to say a stylistic choice, and honestly, it's giving cunt. Wait, two O's is like... Jordan girl. She's a girl. Jordan went to it, but no, you know what it is. That was annoying of her parents. I'm going to say it.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
That was annoying of her parents. It's giving, it's Jordan with an O. Not the first O, the second O. You know how much time of her life was spent explaining the second O in her name? Like, obviously she has trauma. Yeah. Obviously she's running to Bill Belichick.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I also feel like you feel nauseous all the time.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
What kind of speed of what? What's going fast?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yeah. Oh my God. Look at you. Like crazy. Wait, you love it. Wait, you're a mother.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I named all my bruises. I literally looked at Daphne and I was like, you better get ready. That's Mario. Wait, I love that. Antonio. Wait, I'm so happy for you. Thank you. Very exciting.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Nun haben sie neue Seile. Ich dachte mir, oh cool, neue Schuhe. Die sind wahrscheinlich ergonomisch perfekt für die moderne Person. Für Männer. Es ist zu hoch. Es ist zu hoch. Niemandes Schulter ist so hoch. Ich fühle mich auch nicht, als ob es für Kinderhüfte gemacht wurde.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Ich muss mich selbst sagen, denn eine Sache über mich ist, seit 2020, 2021, schaue ich nicht nach Kommentaren. Unless it's on like my photo and I notice the gigglers are commenting and then I'm all in the comments. But like in terms of like when a clip goes viral, like I'm out.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Yeah, no, I don't look at it. I also like when something goes viral, you kind of like lose control. So I post.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
It doesn't belong to me, it belongs to the internet. Now, I posted a new bit that I'm working on. It's still being worked out about pilots. And the premise is like how men...
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are delusional to think they could fly planes like no woman would ever wake up and be like I can fly a plane like and that's why there's more male pilots but then I go into joking how like we should have more women pilots but I go but for me personally and I joke like I would get lost I would say sorry all the time whenever there was um You don't have a license. I don't have a license.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
I tell my dad to park it. I sometimes like to lean in on women's stereotypes as a way to kind of joke. Yes, it's like you're kind of leaning in and playing with it. If you're always like, no, women are perfect. That's not the game we're playing. We're trying to show women are multifaceted.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
obviously women are fucking amazing pilots right but i'm joking about how i would say sorry all the time whenever there's turbulence like those kind of things that like yeah it's a fuck it's a joke and i'm not trying to be like it's sorry i got worked up it's a fucking joke it's a fucking joke it's it's a joke we're breathing we're breathing we're breathing we're growing we're learning we i'm sorry women are not emotional um so it got on female pilot talk okay
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Weil ich angefangen habe, mich zu bemerken. Und die Frauen-Piloten sind nicht glücklich mit mir. Ich habe angefangen, ich bin, ich bin, ich bin, ich bin, ich bin, ich bin, ich bin, ich bin, ich bin, ich bin, ich bin, They're the only people I want to like me. A female pilot is the most powerful, cool, amazing person who's had to get through so many obstacles and had to believe in herself so much.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
So I have female pilots currently being like, this bitch is the worst thing for women.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
So I'm so scared to fly right now. Aber dann bin ich nicht, ich kommentiere es nicht, weil ich es natürlich nicht kommentiere, weil ich es nicht kommentiere, weil ich es nicht kommentiere, weil ich es nicht kommentiere. Ich hasse es nur zu sagen, es ist ein Lüge, weil ein Teil davon wahr ist. Aber was ich lüge, ich versuche es, ich glaube, ich versuche es gerade mit dir herauszufinden.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Why do you sound like a Mormon TikTok wife? I feel so blessed. I'm holding my baby and I just feel blessed. I'm just happy to be here on this planet with my loved ones and God looking down on me.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Der Lüge ist, dass die Leute können.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Yes, that was the overall concept, but I think it hurt people personally when I was like, oh, my dad will park it for me. It's like, obviously that's not true. And I'm joking that people could think that because like that's what men would say years ago on why women can't be pilots.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
It is just so funny because the only thing I care about is questioning gender roles and making men feel bad. So the fact that this has somehow hurt a woman pilot is really...
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
But I can't fight for myself because I'm not getting into it. No, you can't. The female pilots are busy. I don't want them fighting with me online. Fly your planes and don't worry about my little jokes. But I'm going to finish that joke and I'm probably going to have to add to the joke and say, the female pilots are... No, we're just trying to call more attention to how men are really delusional.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Ich liebe das Anfang der Gespräche, wenn du unterstützt bist.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Also Craig, wenn du lernst, wir wissen alle, dass du in den ersten zwei Jahren von TikTok nur über Suppe gesprochen hast. Und du konntest es nicht herausfinden. Ich weiß nicht, ob du TikTok noch nicht herausgefunden hast, ehrlich gesagt. Nein. Aber wiederum, ich liebe die Selbstvertrauen und wir müssen davon lernen. Wir müssen davon lernen. Es ist die blinde Audienz und die Selbstvertrauen.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Weißt du, was das Schwierigste ist? Aufstehen. Das würde mein Vater sagen. Ja, 90 Prozent der Kampf ist aufstehen. Und Männer werden aufstehen, weil sie nichts fragen werden.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
There are so many times that it'll make my outfit to smooth out my granny panty lines. And obviously I love a granny panty, but sometimes the shape where it just makes me feel so confident.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Okay, also... Wir haben ein Martha-Dokumentar vor einiger Zeit gesehen. Ich glaube, es war von Amazon oder so. Es war verdammt großartig. Ich habe euch es gesehen. Und dann schreibe ich Paige. Ich sage, du musst das Martha-Dokumentar auf Netflix sehen. Sie sagt, Baby, ich habe schon ein Martha-Dokumentar gesehen. Ich sage, ich weiß, aber ich fühle mich, als wäre sie interviewt worden.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Also gibt es eine andere Genesee. Und Paige ist so, ich werde sehen. Hour three into this flight back to New York, I feel the longest little skinny fingers poked into my arm because she was sitting behind me. She's never done this to me on a flight. I was obsessed with you on that flight. I thought it was snakes on a plane. I thought there was a snake on the plane and I was getting attacked.
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The way you jolted me, I don't think you realized. Imagine I've been literally asleep for three hours and then I get... Jolted from the window side. Something could have flown in. A bird could have hit me from the window.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Wait, and before you say what you're gonna say, I shouldn't laugh.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Sie fragten mich, ob da ein Arzt auf der Bühne war.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Ich will nicht sagen, dass ich ein Arzt bin, aber ich bin nicht nicht ein Arzt. Ich weiß, dass ich keine Hilfe habe. Sie fragten, ob da ein Arzt auf der Bühne war. Etwas ging mit jemandem. Sie waren in Ordnung.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Den hast du nachher gefragt, hey, kann ich einen? Aber ich denke, in dem Moment dachte ich, okay, entweder A, ein Arzt wird ihnen helfen, oder B, wir müssen auf dem Flugzeug landen.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Ich bin so, hast du gehört, dass jemand gestorben ist?
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Aber dann sagst du, ich habe die Martha-Dokumentation gesehen und ich liebe sie. Und dann sagst du, ich schaffe es für den Pott, um dir alle meine Gedanken zu erzählen.
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Du konntest nicht Perseveranz sagen, nur da.
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Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money
Well, even when we're leading up to that, she goes on Wall Street, gets hired because she's beautiful, ends up being so good at her job, but gets sexually harassed and low-key assaulted throughout it. But she's like, that was just the time when you're back in a taxi with a guy who's gonna grab you. And it's like, that's just what she had to deal with. That was like in the 70s.
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Yeah, she was like the only woman who worked at the company. Und dann kreiert sie diese unglaubliche Katererfirma und sie wird ein Billionär.
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Aber die verrückte Sache ist dann, dass du siehst, dass die D.A. im Grunde gesagt hat, dass wir einen Billionär nehmen müssen.
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Und es macht mich so verrückt. Denk an die Hunderten von Männern, die an diesen Top-Kompanien waren, die Leute von... All kinds, right? All kinds. And they go for the one woman who's a self-made billionaire, but not these big companies that are fucking taking advantage of people every day doing illegal shit.
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So anyway, she decides, basically they're like, if you say you're guilty, you don't have to go to jail. And she's like, I'd rather kill myself.
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Oh no, she just like connected with the other women. She like really made great friends. She was like, she built a community garden. Like she really leaned in. And then she left. She fully leaned in. She left wearing a homemade poncho. Shawl. A poncho shawl that they had made in prison. And she looked fucking amazing. Fabulous. But then, yeah, her business fell apart.
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And she lost hundreds of millions of dollars, but I do have to say.
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No one needs a billion dollars, but granted a woman needs it. No, I like need it. I do have to say a woman needs it, but also like she's, regardless without it, she was able to keep her head up. And for anyone, I know like it's not that relatable to lose a billion dollars, but like people don't try to take you down unless you're that girl. Wait, I feel like she says that in the interview.
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Did she low-key say that? She low-key says like... Being taken down is main character energy and that's what I've realized, is that you're a star.
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Schau in die Augen und sag, ja, ich werde weiter tun, was ich tue. Der beste Teil des Dokumentars war, als sie sprach, wie ihr Mann sie verletzt hat. Sie fragten mich, ob ich mit einem Mann in Italien während ihres Geburtstags mitgekommen bin. Und sie meinte, erstens, hör doch mal auf. Zweitens, ich war in einer Kathedrale, es war wunderschön, da war ein wunderschöner Mann, das zählt nicht.
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Du hast einen guten-sehenden Mann mit einer Brustlinie. Und dann, sie war so, er hatte nur mehrere Verhältnisse, und sie war so, er sagte, er hatte Verhältnisse, weil du ein Verhältnis hattest. Und sie sagt, wiederum, hör auf. Ich habe einen sehr hübschen irischen Mann getroffen, und habe ihn mit ihm verabschiedet.
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Wie lange bist du mit Martha Stewart beteiligt? Wie lange bist du Martha Stewart beteiligt?
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What was fascinating about it is, I do have to say, the first documentary that she wasn't involved in, it made her look better. I love that the Netflix one, she just sat down and she was not trying to be likable. She literally was just like, this is what happened. I don't want to talk about this. Yeah, I fucked this guy. Yeah, but she was just so...
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selbst wirklich, ja, sie war so selbstbewusst, ich erinnere mich an Männer, bei denen sie sagte, ich hatte nicht viele nahe Beziehungen, weil ich nicht interessiert bin, wie Männer sich fühlen, wenn sie mir über ihre Gefühle erzählen, bin ich so, ich interessiere mich nicht, sie war so, sie war so, du willst, dass ich sage, oh Michael, und wie fühlst du dich darüber?
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That's what's so fucking fascinating about her, is that her whole life is about being a homemaker and having this perfect family, when that's literally what she doesn't have. Und das ist die Dichotomie von Martha Stewart, die so faszinierend ist und was sie als die ultimative Feministin macht, so wie ich mit den Piloten.
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Aber im Grunde spricht sie darüber, wie man diesen Heimatmacher sein kann, während man im Endeffekt ein Billionär ist und tatsächlich nicht auf einen Mann abhängt, um dich wichtig zu machen. Oder wertvoll.
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I know Martha Stewart might have done that for you. I don't. Which is why when women have a baby, the world sees them differently. And when women have a baby, it affects them.
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Honestly, I did low-key think of that. I'm thinking that when I have my kid, I might... dass ich sie gar nicht poste. Weißt du, wie die Leute, die jetzt nicht Giggler sind, die wissen nicht, dass ich verheiratet bin. Ich mag das. Ich denke, nach der Realität TV habe ich mich so viel ungewiss vorgestellt, dass ich mich jetzt nicht mehr vorstellen würde.
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Wie lange hat es gedauert, um nach Hause zu kommen?
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She walked so Nikki Glaser could run. No, literally. I mean, it was crazy that Rose... It was iconic. But yeah, it's so funny how laughter and not taking herself too seriously brought her back. And I swear to God, I don't know if it's because I'm a woman and I'm emotional, but I started crying when Snoop... Er spricht von ihr und sagt, dass sie eine schlechte Scheiße ist.
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Sie hat alles erlebt und ich respektiere sie. Und wie sie sich verbinden, auch wenn man denkt, dass sie aus zwei verschiedenen Leben kommen, die nichts mit einander zu tun haben. Und er sagt, dass er alles respektiert.
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Ich weiß, ich frage mich, welche Schriftsteller ihr geholfen haben. Schaut auf die Comics hinter der Szene, die das gemacht haben. Nein, sie haben sie literally von den Toten zurückgebracht. Also, wenn ihr Martha auf Netflix schaut, ist es wirklich, wirklich, wirklich gut. Auch ein paar Popkulturen-News. Sprechend von Hot Irishmen.
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Hast du Liam Neeson und Pamela Anderson gesehen, die sich verliebt haben oder so? Warte. Siehst du, dieses Golden Bachelor-Shit ist das, was ich bin.
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He was like, I'm in love with her. I'm obsessed with this. You know I love an older Irish man who hadn't found love. Is he Irish? He's Irish and I think he's a widow.
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I'm obsessed with this love story. He was married to the mom and parent trap. Oh, and she's the one who had the accident?
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Ich weiß, es hat alle geschockt. Und ich weiß, dass das ein Pattern ist. Ich liebe Leute, die denken, Pamela hatte das Liebe ihrer Leben und sie hat es verloren. Und sie wird ihn immer lieben. Und diese traurige, traurige Geschichte. Nein, sie hat wieder Liebe gefunden. Und für jeden, der gehört hat, ist es ein Gesundheitsmoment wieder. Du kannst wieder Liebe finden.
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Du hast gesagt, wir sind zusammen.
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Du kannst wieder Erfolg finden. Du kannst wieder Glück finden. Und ich schippe sie aus. Nein, ich liebe es, wenn Leute sich wiederentwickeln.
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When we landed in Arizona, we had about four hours before the show, I said, perfect, I'm going to watch the Megastallion documentary on Amazon. Do you know the drama? I do know the Tory Lanez drama. I didn't know it to the extent. I just was like, oh, she got shot and I hope she's okay. Meg the Stallion, talk about men coming for her. No, this man came for her.
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Oder weißt du, wenn sie kackig werden und sie nicht weitergehen?
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No, I'll put him in my pocket and squish him. He's 5'3". And that's besides the point, but you know what that means. It means we're scared.
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Now, she... She blew up in my orbit during TikTok. You know, she's blowing up. WAP, we dance to that every single day. She has a Beyonce Savage collab. You think this woman is, you know, probably on top of the world. Her mom had just passed away. Und ihre Mutter war diese unglaubliche Rapperin. Sie hatte einen Job, aber am Abend schrieb sie einfach Rhyme.
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Und ihre Mutter war diese unglaublich talentierte Rapperin, aber sie hat es nie gemacht. Und dann beginnt Meg zu rappen und ihre Mutter ist wie, du bist ein Star. Und ihre Mutter hilft ihr. Ihre Mutter sah ihre... nicht durchbrechen, aber ziemlich gut machen. Ich denke, sie möchte bei diesem Punkt einen BET-Wert haben.
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Und dann hat die Mutter eine verrückte medizinische Sache geschehen, wie ein Schmerz. Und die Mutter stirbt, wenn sie 19 oder 20 ist. Und ihre Mutter war ihr Alles. Und ihr Vater ist früher gestorben, also ist sie ein Erwachsener. Und dann starten all diese tollen Dinge in ihrer Karriere zu passieren.
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Aber ich denke, weil ihre Mutter nicht da war, beginnt sie zu trinken und mit den falschen Leuten zu hangen. Und die Leute sind manchmal fucking Leaches. Und es gab Dramen. Ich denke, sie und ihr bester Freund haben sich beide mit Tory Lanez verbunden. They get in a fight in a car. He shoots her in the foot.
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That's why everyone was like, this is so weird. And she says in that moment, this was during BLM. And she's like, if I accuse him of hurting me, he could get killed. And she just was like, I don't want to fuck with the cops. I just want everyone to be okay. I'm glad I'm alive. Bring me to the hospital. Aber dann kommt es raus, dass Leute sagen, sie hat verletzt, sie hat das, sie hat das.
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Und dann später. Aber es ist okay. Ich meine, Grace und ich sind real schnell nach Hause gekommen. Weil wir sind Downtown-Divas. Nein, ich meine, es hat mich wie eine Stunde gedauert.
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Und dann kommt er raus und sagt, sie ist ein Verlierer. Weil sie muss endlich sagen, er hat mich erschossen. Und er kann nicht herumschießen, um Leute zu erschießen. Also, das ganze Internet schaltet auf sie und ruft sie als Verlierer an. Sie sagt, sie will ihn runternehmen. Er geht herum und sagt, sie ist ein Verlierer. Ich will nur sagen, dass ich nie auf sie gezwungen bin.
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Dann musste sie sich selbst verteidigen. Sie fragte sich, ob ich mit ihm zusammengehalten habe, was ihre Beziehung war. Und es ist so, dass es sich nicht um die Sache handelt.
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Du kannst jemanden nicht schießen. Ja. Es hat Jahre gedauert und sie folgt ihr. Sie macht SNL. Sie hostet und performt auf SNL. Das ist wie jeder. Wenn du ein Performer bist, ist das dein fucking Traum. Ja. Drei Wochen später checkt sie sich in einen Mental-Health-Retreat. Nein, das ist wirklich ich nach Giggly Squad.
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Es ist so verrückt. Menschen können so wütend sein, dass jemand Erfolg hat, aber sie kämpfen gegen Dämonen, über die sie keine Ahnung haben. Und dann gewinnt sie den Gerichtssaal und sie zeigen es alles. Sie zeigen den Moment, in dem sie herausfinden, dass er schuldig ist. Und... Still people hate on her because they think she took down a man. And it's like, guys, don't shoot people for no reason.
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At least have a reason like the Menendez brothers. No, I'm just kidding. Oh Gott.
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Was ist passiert, als du da warst und Daphne dich gesehen hat?
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Ja, aber es ist auch, es gibt so viele Frauen, die von ihnen gewonnen wurden, aber glücklicherweise hatte Meg das Geld, um diesen Mann zu kämpfen. Aber ich meine, ich habe Männer in Komödie gehabt.
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Nicht, um es zu Stand-Up zu machen, aber viele Männer, weil es ein bisschen ein Boys-Club ist, werden für irgendeinen Grund mit einer Frau verbunden oder sie mögen nicht etwas, was eine Frau gemacht hat, und sie erzählen ihren Freunden nicht, diese Frau zu booken. Und am nächsten Tag weißt du, warum es nicht mehr Frauen oder Frauen in Stand-Up gibt.
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Und es ist wie, oh, weil sie frühzeitig Black-Balds bekommen haben, weil sie einen Handjob dem falschen Mann gegeben haben.
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Das ist so valid, aber nicht, um Tee auf Giggly Squad zu spüren, aber ich wurde von einem männlichen Comic verabschiedet, aber ich war glücklich, weil ich eine Agentur hatte und ich hatte Follower am Anfang und ich konnte... Aber wenn du gerade angefangen hättest... Wenn ich gerade angefangen hätte mit keinen Followern... Du hättest einen anderen Job.
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Ich hätte einen neuen Job, weil ich ein Junge war. So anyway, keep that in mind. And can I say something about the marketing gigglers for a second? A quick shout out. I know some girls get PR packages from, you know, YSL and fancy places that are beautiful.
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I got Louis Vuitton bags, David Yerman bracelets. I got one of the most spectacular PR packages yesterday. From? Lactaid. I opened it up. It's Lactate Crocs. I didn't even know that was possible. No, they went so hard.
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Because my baby, when I see my baby, it changes the world for me. I love my baby. And she's changed me.
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A Lactate Stanley. Und dann ein Lactate-Tie. Hatten sie dir Lactate gegeben? Ja, ich hätte mehr benutzen können, aber das ist okay. Also habe ich es gepostet und dann habe ich mir gedacht, gib diesen Scheißen eine Runde. Ja. Also meine neue Sache ist... Es ist die Marketing-Girl. Diese Gigglers in diesen Firmen... who are going above and beyond.
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Now I go on Instagram and I just keep saying, give them a raise. Because these girls deserve a raise. Lactaid, whoever your manager is, send this to them. I want 20k more of their yearly salary because that was spectacular work. Give me 17 of them.
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No, I got outside of one of the bubbles a little bit and I was like, no, no, no, no. I call my mom. I was like, is this null and void now? Then I was like, am I supposed to use a number two pencil? I literally called my mom and she was like, calm down, you went to college. And I was like, there's a lot. I didn't even think about the number two pencil.
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I said, do they still make number two pencils? But then... Wait, I used a pen. Yeah, no, you can. I don't know. I don't know. But I was never more scared also. Voting, I do have to say... Es ist nicht einfach, aber sie machen es nicht einfach.
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Aber ihr seid Frauen, wir sind detailorientiert. Wir können Piloten sein und wir werden es herausfinden.
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Keine Gigglers. You don't have to come to our shows. You don't have to listen to every episode. We do ask, if you do anything, that you vote this election. And we love you, love you, love you. We love you so much. Speaking... Can I say something controversial again?
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Can I say something controversial? Yeah, I would love it. Do you know when people have a kid and they go like, this kid made me a better person? I'm always like, so you didn't want to be a good person until... Du hattest... Das ist verdammt seltsam. Bis du ein Baby hattest, warst du so, oh, dieses Baby schaut auf mich an und ich sollte ein paar Dinge fragen. Was hast du vorher gemacht?
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Ich bin besessen mit ihr. Ich denke, Aquamarine, ein weiterer Hit. Ich denke, sie macht es fucking großartig. Zweitens, jemand, dem die Leute total unverschämt waren. Und sie hat einfach nur gearbeitet. Ich denke, sie ist großartig. Eine Note. Eine Note, weil wir von Frauen kritisieren dürfen.
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Weißt du, was es ist? Ich denke, es ist eine der generationellen Dinge, wo die Generation vor uns so hart kämpft, um die Leute von Smoking Cigarettes zu stoppen. Und dann vergisst die nächste Generation. Und sie sind so, warte, das war cool. Warum stoppen wir? Und es ist so. Ja. Also, ich möchte einfach Menschen erinnern.
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Ich hasse es, die Mutter der Gruppe zu sein.
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Es ist nicht cool. Sie hat die zwei Zigaretten in ihrem Mund gemacht. Ich verstehe es. Es ist Kunst. Lass uns nicht... Wir können andere Kunst machen. Lass uns andere Kunst machen. Ich stimme zu. Und ich sage, Addison Rae ist, glaube ich, eine der größten Popstars unserer Generation. Ich liebe sie wirklich. Und ich will, dass sie groß ist. Und das ist nur eine Warnung.
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Yeah, because it's like you guys want to be environmentally friendly, but you're smoking cigs.
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I feel like it's as bad as a cow fart for the environment. I mean, I don't know about the environment. Did you see Kamala just said she's going to legalize recreational marijuana? Thank you. Finally, we didn't even address the Halloween show.
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I actually still... When I had a Netflix special, when I was on Fallon, when I responded to all those texts, birthday texts, I'm like, this isn't... You guys, I don't deserve this. It's fine. It's like, please don't do this to me right now. But low-key, if someone doesn't, are you gonna clock it?
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What's your ideal way for someone to respond to your birthday who's in your friend group? What do you want them to do?
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Would you rather them not text you and do like an Instagram story? No, you have to text me. Don't give a fuck about an Instagram story. Interesting. Interesting, because I've had some people be like, you better post an Instagram about me.
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Because also people will do it and pick the ugliest photo of you and you're like, that was for you, that wasn't for me.
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Oh, so you're also thinking aesthetically, you're not going to have a crazy repost Insta-Story. I don't think so. Unless if people post really cute photos of you.
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Yeah, like I died. You were the best, but you were the worst. People are... Anyway, sorry, that was a Gracie Abrams reference. Final thought that I wrote in the notes. What is the difference between vitamin B and vitamin B2? I don't think that's... Or like vitamin D and vitamin D3. No.
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Wie Pickpocketing Leute jeden Tag? Was meinst du?
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Männer wissen, was es ist. Nein, ich denke, Männer haben es gemacht, um uns zu überraschen, weil eine Frau würde nie nur ein 2 hinzufügen. Sie würden sagen, das ist das, was anders ist.
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Nein, weil mir jemand gesagt hat, dass ich Vitamin D-unfähig war und dann habe ich Vitamin D3 gekauft und dann war ich so, ist das wie negieren?
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Wir wissen nicht, was da los ist. Also, was du gerade über die letzte Stunde gehört hast, da ist keine Substanz oder... Nein, ich habe keine Gehirnzellen und meine Augen sind geschwollen.
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Ich bin ständig verblüfft. Niemand fragt, ob ich krank bin. Was ist jetzt... Es fängt wirklich an, mich zu verletzen. Nobody wants me to be pregnant. J.D. Vance was like, every girl should be pregnant but Hannah Burner. Hannah Burner should not have a family. But yeah, I'm just bloated for no one who was asking. Paige is bloated.
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Oh, I feel like I wanted to announce some shows coming up that we have. Wir haben ein paar Tickets in San Antonio, Grand Prairie, Orlando, Manchitucket, Cleveland, Windsor, Ontario, New York. Und auch, ich habe gerade auf dem Laufen erklärt, ich habe nicht wirklich erklärt, dass ich in Timonium, Maryland, Irvine, Kalifornien und Birmingham, Alabama, neue Materialien anbiete.
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Check out my website for that. God be with y'all. Bless up. Thank you for giggling with us, God. We love you. Bless up. Talk later. See ya.
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Weißt du, was meine Mentalität ist? Ich bin so, ja, Scheiße, du solltest mich sehen, das Crowdwork, den douchen Mann vorne. Du solltest sagen, das ist meine Mama. Ja, und einfach Dinge, die ihre Moms über sie sagen. Ich liebe, dass deine Tochter wird sagen, warte, meine Moms Outfits waren so gut.
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Wait, should I tell them how I got abducted basically? But it was so early in the morning, I didn't know.
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Okay, also das Ding mit der Tour ist, dass die Show die lustigste, einfachste Part ist. Die Show ist die einfachste Part von der Tour. Wenn wir auf der Bühne mit den Gigglers sind, ist jedes Wunsch und Problem aus dem Raum. Es ist dieses unglaubliche Energie, das ich nicht erklären kann. Jede Sekunde danach ist aktuelle Tötung. Nein, Tötung. All we wanna do is just get on stage.
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So anyway, we have to wake up at fucking 4.30 a.m. to get to Seattle in New York City. And I get in the Uber and 10 minutes in I look down at the app and I realize like he's never accepted the ride. So I'm like, oh hey, like, can you accept the ride?
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Yeah. So I'm but I'm like not you would think that I personally am like, I don't feel like I'm sex trafficable. Like that's my own problems. I'm just. Have you seen your ass? You're sex trafficable. Okay.
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So I basically was like, sir, can you accept it? And he goes, oh, it's not letting me because he was like so far away from the pickup location. That's where you said you would have jumped out of the car. I would have been like, and we're pulling over. Me, I said, if this is how I go, this is how I go. It's too early for me to fight for my life. So I said, that's fine.
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He goes, can you just cancel the ride and then Venmo me? And I said, sir, yes, 100%, because I'm not thinking of a solution here.
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Also ich habe die Reise gecancelt und dann habe ich gemerkt, weil es eine pre-reservierte Reise war, weil ich die ersten Reisen reserviert habe, dass es automatisch 100 Dollar für das Canceln zahlt. Also jetzt bezahlst du das Geld. Ich muss für mich selbst sprechen, wie Page es tut, aber nicht bis dahin. Also sage ich, Sir, sie zahlen mich 100 Dollar. Und er ist so, oh, kannst du das fragen?
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Das ist während einer 50-Minuten-Drehung zu JFK. Also gibt es viel Zeit für mich, um rauszuhauen, wenn ich es wollte. Und ich bin einfach zu müde, aus dem Auto zu fliegen. Ich will nicht. Er nimmt mich einfach weg und ich ruf Uber an und frage, ob ich eine Ausgabe bekommen kann. Und sie antworten nicht, weil es 4.30 Uhr ist. Und niemand sollte etwas machen.
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Man sollte die Menschen am 4.30 Uhr sextraffigen. Also, anyway.
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Dann habe ich einfach mit ihm gesprochen. Und dann sind wir da gekommen und ich denke, ich war so schön, dass er sich danach schlecht fühlte. Weil dann war er so, hey, wenn du willst, ich bezahle dich zurück für das Geld. Er war nicht so schmutzig darüber. Er war so, du kannst mich texten. Aber dann war ich so, hm.
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Ich werde mich in eine volle Beziehung verarschen. Die Schönheit ist manchmal nicht gut.
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Meine toxische Fähigkeit ist, wenn wir verabschiedet werden, würde ich direkt sagen, was geht da zu Hause? Did I tell you like when guys would DM me for feet pics, I would try to get to their psyche of like why they wanted feet pics. Like what does this do for you? Or he'd be like, hey, can I be your sugar daddy? And I'd be like, did your mom not hug you as a kid?
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now listen to what happened to us in minneapolis was it minneapolis or indianapolis is there a difference i actually don't remember so let's just continue i'm pretty sure it was minneapolis and so like if anyone works at the airport in minneapolis listen up i think it was on our way home from indianapolis to new york
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Ich sage, erstens, in der Club sind wir alle Fans. Also lasst mich in den fucking Club. Wie habe ich es bis zu diesem Punkt erreicht? I went through TSA and security and you're telling me I don't have a boarding pass?
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I know, but in this moment I realize I have no grounds to speak on because I possibly don't have... I broke into this airport.
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Dann warum bin ich hier, um meine Schuhe wegzunehmen, Bitch? Wenn wir da stehen, haben wir diesen Spider-Man-Meme-Moment, wo die Spider-Mams gegen einander schießen. Und wir sind so, whose pages are really here? Whose pages are really here?
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Sie hätten uns verletzt. Nein, aber wir hatten tatsächlich, er ist nicht mit uns mehr, Rest in Travel, einen Reiseagent, der uns rausgekommen ist. Wir mussten uns wirklich holen und wir wissen nicht, warum. Aber vor der Woche hat er einen randomen Flug von Madison besucht.
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Also das ist das Ding. We were driving from Madison to Milwaukee, which takes an hour. For some reason, he had booked me a flight. And I just was like, Grace, I have a flight booked that's not supposed to be there. Can you tell him to cancel that? And she's like, sure. When he canceled that flight, it canceled the entire reservation of flights he booked for me.
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So fast forward, the next week I had to go to Seattle and I'm going to sleep at midnight because I have to wake up at 4.30 to get sex trafficked. And Ich habe gemerkt, dass ich keinen Flug zu Seattle habe. Und dann muss ich mich aufhalten und einen Flug bekommen. Oh, du hattest keinen Flug zu Seattle? Nein, ich habe es dir nicht gesagt, weil ich dich stressen möchte.
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Oh mein Gott, ja, das hätte mich gestresst. Der Fakt, dass wir es zu jedem Show machen, ist ein Wunder auf dem 34.
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Aber das ist die Sache. Ich wache morgens auf und sage, ich stelle Feuer aus. Wo ist der Feuer? Ich stelle ihn aus. Ich frage nicht, was ist das Wort? Ich frage nicht für weniger Bedeutung, ich frage für breitere Schulter.
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Ich habe es falsch gesagt, aber es ist so lustig. Mein Vater liebt eine Quote. Aber das ist es. Er wird einfach etwas Inspirierendes sagen und weg. Und ich bin so, das hat nichts mit dem, worüber ich rede. Aber danke.
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Nein, in meinem Kopf bist du 32. Ich wusste nicht, dass du 31 warst. Weil ich ein Jahr älter bin. Ja. Es gibt zwei Monate, in denen ich wirklich viel älter als du und weiser bin. Aber jetzt sind wir zurück. Und dann fange ich im November an. Wie fühlst du dich?
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Sometimes I feel like Vielleicht möchte sie die Person, die sie verheiratet hat, von all der Scheiße, die sie bekommt. Ich meine, er wurde im Laufe der letzten zwei Jahre, oder Jahr gezeichnet. Aber ich glaube, du hast recht. Sie sind in irgendeinem Sinne verabschiedet von dem öffentlichen Eindruck. Er hat die Zähnlichkeit, damit er es beherrschen kann.
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Why am I obsessed with your blue eyeshadow? Do you know what's so funny? I went to the bathroom before the pod looked at myself and I said... If Paige doesn't mention my blue eyeshadow, she doesn't care about me. And you brought it up within the first two minutes.
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Ja. Ich bin so... Ich bin nervös daran, weil ich sie schütze. Und ich glaube, sie geben zu viel. Sie haben ein paar Morgenshows gemacht. Das wird gut sein. Ja. Justin und Hailey. Es ist immer noch so, dass jeder sich vergleicht. Je mehr du gibst, desto mehr Leute haben Opinionen.
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Und Benni ist Freundin von Justin. Sie haben zusammen Lieder geschrieben. Ja. Denn mit berühmten Leuten ist es wie ein kleines High School. Sie verabschieden sich und verarschen einander. Aber ich liebe es. Ich liebe es. Ich würde sagen, wenn du von Selina und Bennis Beziehung inspiriert bist... Wie sage ich das in einer schönen Weise? Don't settle for the ugly guy that likes you a lot.
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Because he's not Benny Blanco. He's not as rich or successful or nice. And when you settle for an ugly guy, he's actually the one that's going to break your heart. Rippt dir deine Herzstriche mehr als jeder, weil du sagst, ich habe einen Wunsch gemacht. Du hast mich zuerst gefreut. Ich fühlte mich sicher. Und dann werden sie für einen Sekunden stolz werden, weil eine süße Mädchen sie liebt.
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Und dann werden sie dich mehr als irgendein Hot-Dude, den du jemals verheiratet hast, zerstören.
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Es ist immer ein Mann namens Matt. Ein Mann namens Matt, dem du gesagt hast, dass du dich aus der Unverschämtheit herausgeholt hast. Also, ich sage einfach, dass du nicht... Aber lass mich dir etwas anderes sagen.
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Weißt du? Ich denke, die Schlüssel ist, einen guten-aussehenden Mann zu finden, Nope, there's no key.
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But not too much more, then it gets restraining order-y.
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I always say that he has to know first. I don't mean he has to choose you, I just mean he has to fucking know first. And you can't have to convince him at all. If you're trying to convince him... Ich würde sagen, niemand ändert sich. Niemand ändert sich. Wir sagen nur generische Statements.
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My biggest advice with dating, because now I'm remembering what I used to be when dating, is I would like see a guy I wanted. And then I would just... all the information of what he wanted and respond the way I thought he wanted to respond. And men are kind of simple and the next thing you know, I would be a representative. And then you look in the mirror and you're like, who the fuck is this?
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And even though he likes you, you don't like who you've become. And you're like, wait, I got what I wanted and I miss who I was. So that was how I dated.
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I love when I see a girl meet a really good looking guy and be like, I talked to him and we just didn't hit it off. Because when I was younger, I was like, Nein, er ist gutaussehend. Natürlich will ich mit ihm sein. Ich war sehr, ähm, ich war wirklich schlau mit Männern. Nicht meine Outfits, nicht mich selbst, aber mit Männern.
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You're just... Wait, it was a risk. No, I love it. What do you love? I'm obsessed. Okay, I think this blue, it's like a matte light blue. It's either Halsey's line. Nein, ich denke, es geht um... Es könnte nicht sein. Ich schreibe es in die Newsletter. Ich habe mit einem rechten Mann verabschiedet. Wo? Letztens. Warum? Arbeit. Okay. Chris, sag mir, ob ich es richtig oder falsch sage.
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Wie eine Handtasche. Ja. Und weil ich dachte, es war, ähm. Sieh, ich liebte ein Petprojekt. Nein. Ich dachte, es wäre Feministisch. Ich fühlte mich wie ein blöder Mann.
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Ich hatte etwas verrücktes passiert mir diese Woche. Erzähl. Es gibt einen Tennis-Spieler namens Kim Clijsters, der ist einer der größten Tennis-Spieler aller Zeiten. Sie hat mehrere Grand-Slam-Spiele gewonnen. Sie hat mich vor einiger Zeit gemeldet und gesagt, dass sie ihr Spezial liebte. Und ich war so, Kim Clijsters, ich liebe dich. Ich habe dich geliebt, Elisabeth.
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Ich habe meinen Mund verloren. Sie war so cool. Hi Coco, ich liebe dich. Also Kim Clijsters war so, oh mein Gott, du spielst Tennis? Wir sollten manchmal spielen. Das ist wie, okay, lass mich versuchen, deine Welt zu denken.
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Das ist wie Victoria Beckham, die gesagt hat, hey, ich gehe shoppen gehen, kannst du mir helfen? Und du hast nichts gemacht, um ihr das zu tun. Sie hat einfach gesagt, hey Paige, ich liebe dein Outfit, kannst du mit mir shoppen?
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Sie hat nichts gesagt, weil ich nicht so bin. Ich bin nicht gut, wenn ich mit wichtigen Leuten spreche. Wenn sie mit mir sprechen wollen, ist das okay, aber ich werde es schnell wegnehmen, bevor ich mich verarsche. Wir haben ein bisschen kommentiert und sie hat gesagt, wann willst du hinkommen?
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Sie war einfach so... Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen. Sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen.
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Mein Kardio ist nicht gut. Ich bin auf dem Flugzeug. Ich versuche, Entschuldigungen zu finden. Ich habe nicht... Hab ich dir über meine Wanderplatte erzählt?
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The things you do instead of therapy.
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So girls are just going to tear their groins. Well, I ordered one.
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Ich liebe, dass du das mitgebracht hast, weil ich nie zu einem Splitt gekommen bin. Ich auch nicht. Und ich denke, das hat das Universum gemacht, weil sie wussten, dass ich einen Splitt machen könnte.
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Und dann stehe ich auf seine Stelle und meine Stimme schmerzt.
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Und du denkst dir, das ist so erschreckend. Ich habe noch nie zu der Schäle gekommen. Mein Bein ist einfach so, nein. Aber ich denke, es ist genetisch, dass Menschen Splitts machen können.
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Weißt du, wenn Leute aus der Wunde kommen und sie machen Splitts.
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Warte, warum bin ich schuld, wie flexibel Babys sind? Sie sind so flexibel.
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Sie machen dieses Ding, wo sie, wenn sie versuchen, mit dir zu verbinden, sie zeigen dir YouTube-Videos. Und es hat mich wie ein Outdoor-Kat gefühlt, der dir einen toten Pigeon bringt. Und du gehst und dann gehst du. Oh, warte, das ist ihr Lieblingssprache.
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Wie alt bist du, wenn all dein Trauma in deinen Hüften versorgt wird?
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Also, ich habe all meine Trauma in meinen Hüften und in meinem unteren Bein versorgt. Und ich gehe, um Kim Clijsters zu treffen. Und wenn ich dir sage, dass sie cool ist, Sie ist aus Belgien. Einige Leute da kennen sie. Sie spricht Französisch zu ihr. Sie spricht Französisch. Sie ist großartig. Wir gehen aufs Tor. Wir fangen an zu schießen. Und es ist unglaublich.
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Ich schieße mit der Frau, die ich auf TV gesehen habe. Und es ist auch ihre Kunst.
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Können wir das zusammenfassen? Eine Menge Side-Tangents. Aber lange oder kurz, in zehn Minuten... I was like really excited. What did you wear? I just wore a white polo and Lululemon leggings and Coco Gauff New Balance shoes. It wasn't a look, but it was like primed to perform. Okay. So 10 minutes in.
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Serena Williams did say that. So I don't know if you've ever been like nervous plus hyped up. Sure have. Yeah. Du wirst schon so tief atmen. Und sie verpasst es natürlich nicht. In 10 Minuten bin ich so, dass ich krachen werde. Ich brauche einen Öl-Tank. Also fange ich an, Konversationen zu bringen. Oh, kurze Frage. Um deinen eigenen Atem zu fangen. Nein, ich kann nicht atmen.
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Und es ist auch so, dass ich noch nicht gespielt habe und von 0 bis 100 gespielt habe. I keep pretending to tie my shoes. I took off my shoe at one point and re... I took apart my shoe, re-put my shoe together. And then we sit down and she's asking me nice questions and I'm trying to talk, but I'm literally so out of breath, I can't speak. How long do you play for? So...
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Wir haben viel geredet, weil ich fast tot war. Wir haben für 25-30 Minuten total gespielt. Ich fühlte mich schlecht. Aber sie war nicht da, um ihre Leben aufzuhalten. Aber ich habe gut gespielt und habe in ein paar Monaten gespielt. Ich fühle mich neu inspiriert. Und jetzt hast du Freunde. Und ich habe neue beste Freunde.
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Du hast sogar gesagt, wir tragen nicht mal gute Outfits. Du hättest einen schrecklichen Zeitraum. Dann später, weißt du, wenn du weggehst und dann war ich auch PMS. Also war ich so, ich weiß nicht, ob sie mich liebte, wenn sie von New Jersey wegging. Sie hat eine Familie. Sie liebt ihre Familie.
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Das war nicht wert. Ich habe mich wirklich überzeugt, dass ich Zeit verpasst habe. Und dann am nächsten Tag hat sie mich getextet. Und ich bin schon lange verheiratet. Ja. Ich fühlte... Du hast vergessen, was es war. Weißt du, nach einem Date, wenn du 50-50 bist, und dann textest du und du sagst, ja.
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Und du gehst von nichts zu dem, bin ich der Größte, der es je gemacht hat? Ja. Aber jetzt weiß ich nicht, was ich texten soll. Was tue ich?
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Ich bin immer in diesem Verständnis. Ich denke, ich bin schier. Ja. Mit... Text me.
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Then you are in person. It's because I have a friend named Hayley, who I love, Hayley Nicola. She listens to every episode, not Hayley Biebs. And Hayley harasses me over text. No, Hayley, texting should be studied. So I warn people, I say, Hayley is the greatest human on this planet.
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Oh, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, sie versuchen, Ja, und dann dachte ich mir, okay, das war ein One-Off. Er ist wirklich auf dieses Video fasziniert. Und 10 Sekunden später ist er so, oh, schau dir das an. Und ich dachte mir, oh, das ist... Das ist eine Sache.
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I go, do not judge her by her texting habits, because Hayley likes to text... Kontinuierlich. Als die Gedanken zu ihr kommen. Und sie ist schnell. Gott sei Dank denkt sie, bevor sie schreibt. Sie fängt mit Hey an. Du siehst sie, als sie dich schreibt. Und wenn du auf dein Telefon schaust, sieht es aus wie Korn auf dem Kopf. So, Hayley, ich liebe dich. Also, ich arbeite auf eine neue Freundschaft.
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I have another hot take. Okay. I watched The Baldwins.
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So, I have a lot of thoughts. Okay. First off, I watched The Rust, which is a documentary about what happened.
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Nein, mit dem ganzen Alec Baldwin-Mörder. Oh, sorry. Das ganze Schuss-Inzidenz.
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Die Wahrheit ist, dass die Realität-Serie ihn über die Trialen bezieht. Sie erinnern sich, dass sie viel Hate für ihre spanischen Sachen bekommt. Sie ignorieren es überhaupt nicht. Wow. Weil sie basically sagen, wenn du es tun wirst, musst du uns diese Sachen zeigen. Warum tun sie das? I think it's a money thing. I mean, they got a fucking baseball team.
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I have to say, the first episode, I was intrigued. Really? And it's because, first of all, you're watching an A-Lister, Al Baldwin. He's going through the trauma of... And I think she's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. You're watching the trauma of him... Es ist unglaublich, wie schrecklich es ist, was passiert ist. Und er ist klar in einem wirklich schlechten Ort.
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Und sie sind in einem 4- oder 5-Bett-Apartment in New York City mit sieben Kindern. Und sie gehen durch und beschreiben jede der Kinder, wie die sieben Dwarfen. Sie sind so, er ist dopy, er ist dumm. Nein, sieben Kinder sind verrückt. Ich bin besessen. Ich habe genossen, Lives of the rich and famous. Remember VH1? Oh my God. Do you remember that guy's voice? Yeah.
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Das ist eine Sache in der Gemeinschaft. Chris, ist das, was ihr macht? Ja, ich nenne es YouTube-Waterboarden. Wait.
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Wo ist dieser Show? Sein Wachstum auf dem Berg. Keiner darf gehen, ohne dass... Ich liebe es, Menschen reiche, verrückte Leben zu sehen. Aber das ist verrückt. Aber du siehst auch, dass ihre Beziehung anders ist, als du denkst.
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Ich verstehe, warum es so grün ist. Es gibt so viel verrücktes. Ich liebe es nicht, dass die Kinder auf TV sind. Besonders der älteste, der großartig ist und so lustig und so süß ist. Aber sie haben nicht nur sieben Kinder. Sie haben vier Katzen und vier Hunde. Nein. Also da ist Mentalität vorhanden. Nein, das ist... Also bin ich enttäuscht. Ich muss verstehen, was passiert. Ich bin enttäuscht.
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Ich bin enttäuscht. Und sie, du weißt, sie hat einen Sinn für Humor. Sie hat Charisma. Sie hat Charisma. Also sie war Yoga-Teacherin, die Yoga-Teacherinnen sind. Fucking bonkers. Crazy. Crazy as fuck. But yoga teachers are like, if I'm going to talk to someone in the room, I want to talk to the yoga teacher. Because she's going to be inspiring. She's loony. Manifesting shit.
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So she handles him because he's, also he's hilarious. Like he randomly would just be doing funny voices. The daughter was like, 50% of the time, my dad's really funny. Und 50% der Zeit ist er so, in den 80ern war das so. Das ist so, wie ich über Des spreche. Das ist so lustig, das ist so, wie mein Sohn ist. Aber er ist ein A-List-Aktor, also macht er immer lustige Stimmen.
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What are men, like, men... That was the question.
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Und du merkst, dass er einfach nur ein kreativer Typ ist. Sein Vater wollte, dass er einen echten Job bekommt und er wollte, dass er ein Schauspieler wird. Er ist einfach nur ein kreativer Schauspieler. Sie schaut auf ihn und sagt all diese inspirierenden Dinge, während er klar ist, dass er... Sind sie in Liebe? I think they're functioning. Who loves the other one more? I feel like he's broken.
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Okay, perfect. He's broken and he basically was like... And she's uplifting. He literally said I had the worst home life and horrible family life and all I wanted was to come home to a... eine Heimat voller Kinder und eine Frau, die mich hält. Verdammt! Und er sagt, sie hält mein Leben zusammen und sie ist die aufregende, positive Stimme, die ich brauche.
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Und er kann grumpig sein und so, und sie ist immer positiv. Und nichts passiert im Show. Der erste Episode ist, du hast den Punkt, weil der erste Episode ist sie in der Stadt, die sagt, okay, wir gehen raus in die Hamptons. Es ist nicht so einfach, wenn du sieben Kinder und sieben Tiere hast. Ich meine, du fährst nicht in einem Auto. Und sie haben zwei Nannys.
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What are men, like... I was actually... Do you guys waterboard each other?
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Also sie haben drei Autos und sie haben ein ganzes Chartsystem und die Kinder stürzen einander und weinen und sie finden keinen Katzen.
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Und Alec Baldwin sagt, was auch immer du tust, ich will nicht, dass die Katzen im Auto sind. Ich liebe sie, aber ich bin allergisch und in einem Auto zu sein, kann ich nicht. Natürlich legt sie alle Katzen in sein Auto. Ich glaube, die Produzentin wird das sagen. Aber es ist ein faszinierender Blick in die Leben dieser Menschen. Aber sie sprechen darüber, dass sie viel verstecken müssen.
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Do you ever say, bro... Ich will das nicht sehen. Das ist der Grund, warum ich es Waterboarding genannt habe. Weil alle Männer das machen und sagen, mach das mal. Es gibt auch so etwas, wenn jemand mich anschaut und ein Video sieht, kann ich das Video nicht genießen.
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Sie verstecken sich zusammen und haben einander. Aber was auf dem Set mit Helena, der Direktorin, passiert, ist so furchtbar, weil sie nicht viel Geld hatten. Sie haben eine Frau gehirnt, die nicht wirklich qualifiziert war. Und ihre Aufgabe war es, die Waffen zu gestalten. Und was passiert ist, dass es keine echten Runden auf der Bühne war. Wie überhaupt nicht.
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Und es war random in ein paar Waffen, echte Schüsse. Nein, das ist so furchtbar. Also der Fakt, dass es nicht passiert ist, bevor er es gemacht hat, ist wie ein Wunder. Und der Tag, das ist wirklich furchtbar, aber der Tag, an dem es passiert ist, der Tag, bevor ein paar Leute verabschiedet haben,
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weil sie fühlten, dass es nicht sicher war, weil es ein paar Fehler gab und sie sagten, wir können nicht mehr auf diesem Set sein, wir fühlen uns nicht sicher. Oh mein Gott. Und einige Kameramänner verabschiedeten sich und deshalb stand der Direktor auf der Kamera, weil normalerweise wäre sie weg. Auf der Rückseite.
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Und das ist, warum er, oh mein Gott, ich werde, ich bin wie schrecklich, also es ist verdammt verrückt. Und er hat eine lange Leben gelebt und er ist wie, das ist nichts, was ich jemals vorbeiziehen konnte.
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Das war's für heute. Untertitelung. BR 2018
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I was like, got it, got it, got it. You know, Des studied history. Really? Now I'm realizing it's because he just wanted to learn about gladiators.
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Untertitelung. BR 2018 Untertitelung. BR 2018
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No, I definitely see how you got there. Listen, men love, they do love knowing about wars, but they don't like to learn from history. Yeah. Or learn about women's bodies. They'll remember every, like 1912 war, but they can't remember where your clit is. There's just like a cognitive dissonance that I've been trying to nail down.
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Ford Orange does sound like a strain of weed.
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Ich meine, der Tag ist einfach weg von mir.
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You got that good Ford Orange, right? Look at me pretending I smoke weed. Yeah, that Ford Orange last night was crazy, bro.
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But who knows, maybe that's our ASMR. So you go to Fort Orange.
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And that's how she deals with Giggly Squad shows as well. I was like, yep.
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You start a feminist rant at this old man rally? They're even too old for January 6th.
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Ja, die Leute senden es mir, um es dir zu senden.
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Es war einfach wunderschön. Ich habe eine Frage. Ja. Korreliert das Single mit weniger UTIs?
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Ask when they want you home. So it's like Friday night. Sneak in a weed pen.
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Wait, that is so funny. You guys have an unhealthy relationship.
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Du hast dich auf einem MSG-Stuhl gesetzt mit meistens Männern in diesem Stadion. Ich weiß nicht.
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Das ist wirklich... Lymphatische Masse.
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Ich mag es, dass die Gigglers wissen, wo wir sind in unseren Zyklen. Ich habe meinen Zeitraum... Es hat mich gestern Morgen aufgewacht. Wie, violenterweise.
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Do you think if you just like hang out with me enough days in a row, like my alpha energy of my period might like synchronize with yours?
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Nichts, was mich ausstresst. Aber die PMS ist stärker als all diese Faktoren. Aber du warst in Rage? Ich war da und ich wusste, dass ich meine Meinung verlieren würde. Und ich war... Ich war nichts anstrengend. Und es war so frustrierend, weil du dich verrückt fühlst. Ich war da und du fühlst dich so... Du willst jemanden töten. Du willst jemanden töten, aber du hast keinen richtigen Grund.
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Jeden Tag geht etwas falsch. Normalerweise kann ich es so machen, aber ich hatte einen sehr niedrigen Dramatik-Tag. Ich war also nur da, um meine eigenen Kämpfe zu kämpfen.
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Nur acht Stunden, nicht mal einen vollen Tag. Nur ein Arbeits-Tag. Nur ein Arbeits-Tag. Nur ein 9-5-Arbeits-Tag. Also ja, ich war wirklich schlecht bei PMS, habe meinen Zeitpunkt bekommen. Alle sind jetzt okay.
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Du bist es. Ich weiß. Du bist es. Du hast noch nicht Wicked gesehen.
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I like their song Sunset Boulevard.
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Ich habe in New Haven gespielt und ich habe gemerkt, dass es hier Yale ist. Also bin ich auf der Bühne und bin so, was ist los, ihr fucking Nerds? Und ich war so, oh mein Gott. Warte, du bist wunderschön gerade. Wait, can you guys mark that time code?
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No, that hasn't come across my desk.
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Wait, like should be in the MoMA. No, like he literally. Wait, so if your boyfriend started doing this. Honey, not mine. Honey, not mine.
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Well, my thing is that it takes forever.
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Can I say a hot take? Selena's been through a lot. Yeah. Und oftmals, wenn Menschen eine traurige Beziehung im öffentlichen Auge haben, die nächste Beziehung, entscheiden sie, sie privat zu halten. Ja. Sie nicht. Nein. Glaubst du, dass sie einfach sagt, das ist mein Leben, ich könnte es auch monetisieren?
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Ich würde auch sagen, dass sie perfekt sind. Chris, willst du uns mehr Knochen zeigen?
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I love that I found out Benny Blanco's written every single song ever. No, literally like ever. Ever. And I love hearing musicians talk about writing songs because they're like, yeah, I did like a one, two beat. And then I said California Girls. And then like the biggest hit ever. But he is so successful and hasn't been in the room with every famous artist so he can like handle her fame.
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Hello, my gigglers. Before we get into our wild LA trip, I do want to address our interview with Megan Thee Stallion. Interviewing Megan was a dream of mine. I love her music and it's my go-to to hype me up, get me excited, give me energy, be there for me when I need a boost of confidence, when I'm not believing in myself.
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I started like spotting and I was like, we got to get this going real quick because I'm about to like cramp and bloat and poop. I still haven't gotten mine.
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Like why are we like, why are we always pitting women against each other? Yeah, people are like, you could do it heatless. Let's just, we're trying to get through the day. No, the heatless girls actually really stress me out. Well, because they're liars. Because they wake up in the morning, no one looks good.
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Also, we're best friends with Steph. She's amazing.
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She's always best dress and she always looks chic.
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We had this moment in the middle of the Vanity Fair interviews where I looked at Paige and I go...
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And Paige was like fighting her own demons, you know? And she looks at me and she's like, are you fucking high right now? And I'm like, we're all just.
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I love him so much. And before the interview starts, you guys can know, but we talked to them a little beforehand. And I was like, where are you from? And he goes, Queens. And I go, oh. this guy can handle us.
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Like, let's give it to him. Yeah. He was so funny. Yeah. We had incredible chemistry with that man.
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We were literally all, like, singing, dancing by the end together. He, like, went along with our weird questions.
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Like, all of our bits.
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It also like some of these A-listers were so nice and normal. I think that's why I started being like they're all just humans because you think they're going to be like AI bots. No. Who knew that Giggly Squad Jesse Eisenberg was going to be the collab of the century. We also got so lucky that our first interview was the honorable Amy Poehler.
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And also what was hard is they would see a celeb and they couldn't always immediately get them on because there were like multiple people interviewing. But Amy went out of her way, waited. Yep. Also, cute zaddy she was with.
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Obsessed. And Amy is a giggler. So we just, we love her so much. Do you know how many viral moments Amy has at these award shows? No, it's insane. And like meme-able.
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Yeah, she's the nicest person ever.
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You know what I love about Amy? When you meet a famous person who like, this is how I'll explain it.
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This is how I know I like people. When I'll like say a side remark and they like listen and respond to it. You know those people who you say stuff and they just don't acknowledge it and they keep talking? Sorry, what'd you say? I knew you could do that. There's a lot of famous people that I'll say a side remark and they'll never catch it. For 10 minutes, they won't acknowledge anything you say.
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Or you have to yell it. Where Amy, I'll say something and bomb my breath and she'll look and laugh. She's in it. She's in it with you. She's locked in. She's locked in. She's so cool. She's so fucking funny. Okay, I'm obsessed. I need to get a restraining order.
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Hi, Mango. We have a cat today who's helping us produce named Mango. He's an orange tabby. He's gorgeous. He's being very brave right now because he doesn't know any of us because he's Andrew Collins' cat who's squatting in my apartment, New York City. Can you get these people out of my apartment?
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We had a moment. We had a moment.
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Where there was, like, a power struggle happening. And Paige knows that I don't ask for much. Yeah. I literally don't ask for anything except... That side.
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Because this is my thing. You didn't always see full body, and you look beautiful both sides of your face. No, I actually didn't really care. You didn't really care. Yeah, because if you cared, I would have been on the right side.
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But we had a moment where you looked at me, I looked at you, and you saw the fear in my eyes.
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I go, since when is MDMA Molly, you woman in STEM? Like since forever. But I remember in that moment, I wasn't going to say yes, but I pretended I was considering it. Like, I'm like, you know, I normally would. Because I wanted to be cool.
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And I don't want knock on wood. I think about our business relationship over like last, what, five, six, seven years. We've never had one fight.
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And it's never the same thing. Never. We never want the same thing. But there was a moment there. There was a moment where I was like, okay. And then imagine we get in a fight and they're like, we're doing it live.
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I'm going to put this in the newsletter because I took a crazy video when I got home that night. Yeah. Because they lent you jewelry. I'm wearing a diamond necklace. Yeah. And I've never worn an expensive necklace like this. I couldn't get it off. Do you know like when it's like... You couldn't do the clasp? The clasp and some of these like really... They make sure that like it'll not fall off.
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And I have my new nails. But I'm telling you, it wasn't my nails. You should have just come to my room. I could... True. I couldn't figure out because it's like you have to press down on two things. You have to spread it open. Then there's a latch that was like twisted. I couldn't... So I am like... That's having sex with me. I...
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It literally was like totally a time where you could do it.
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I felt like a frat guy trying to finger someone. I was on someone's thigh. Nothing was getting opened or turned on. So I knew my stylist, like I can't just go on. Because we had to fly in like three hours. I'm like, I can't go on the plane with this. So I send her a video and I'm like, hi Tabitha. It's not coming off. Let me show you exactly.
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I'm telling her, I'm like, I'm doing everything you're saying, it's not coming off. And 30 minutes later, I got it off. Oh my God. Also one piece of drama. We were able to get to the carpet. The good news is we got to go first where there was like no one else there because we were there really early and we're taking the photos. It's going well.
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And then we go to like the second place where you take photos and suddenly no one has their cameras on us.
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And then people were like, we're micro dosing. And I'm like, okay, like, regardless what dose, I would ruin the party if I took it.
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It was Selma Blair, who's iconic. She does so much for MS. And like one of my best friends has MS. She's incredible. She has her service dog who... just so happens to be the cutest dog in the world.
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So I literally go, who the fuck? Oh, it's the cutest service dog in the world. And then the photos, the dog is on its back. Every celebrity is petting the dog. So anyway, shout out to Selma Blair and her service dog. If someone's going to take my thunder, it's them.
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crazy hearing hayley bieber yell your name from the line i was like i stopped out of my tracks well i it's become such of a bit that i've like disassociated from it where i'm like it's obviously a bit like yeah hayley's not my best friend and then now i'm like is hayley my best friend no
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So for people who didn't see it, which I blacked out too, but with these interviews, they'll be like, can you go on? If people can't, they just do the carpet and leave. Yeah. Haley yells my name and I'm in the middle of an interview. So I'm like, what's going on? She does the carpet, comes back. And I do have to say about Haley, like she's busy. She's a mother. That was so nice.
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wouldn't microdose because you're an all or nothing girl you know so you're like if i'm gonna do it let's become drug addicts that's why weed fucks me up because everyone's like just take a little hit and i take a little hit don't feel anything take the biggest hit i've ever taken in my life can't breathe for yeah for an hour and then and then you find yourself on the bathroom floor and you're like i think i'm having a panic attack exactly
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She just jumps in our interview. And it was one of those moments where... I think I was nervous because I know she loves me, but then I don't know really why. So then I'm just like, don't do anything weird, even though we don't know how we got here. If I do one thing, she'll not love me anymore. So I was scared. You were the cool one during that interview. You were like, what's up?
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Nice to meet you. I was like, that's my friend. She's socially awkward and weird. So thank you for making her feel like she belongs.
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Even if you're breaking out?
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Even if you have a hive?
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That's your first time meeting Hailey in person?
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What is your, like, immediate?
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I actually, like, kind of missed her because it went by so fast. But, yeah, the thing with Hailey is I love people seeing, like, she's just a girl. Like, she's a girl's girl. She just wants to giggle.
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She literally came over because she's like, you guys are giggling. Can I giggle with you?
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We vibed with her really well. She reminds me of a girl I went to high school with. Yes. I do have to say, Lois was watching. My little cousin.
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My little niece. Sorry. She's my twin. She's not my niece.
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They sent me a video. Coco Jones came up. Yeah. And she's wearing this beautiful yellow dress. So Lois thought she was a Disney princess. And Jeannie goes, do you like Hannah's dress? And she goes, no, I like the yellow one.
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Lois was loving the fashion. No.
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And Lois thinks you're a princess. She calls you Princess Paige.
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She's like, Hannah never does this stuff.
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Also, I think I'm best friends with Lil Nas X. No.
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Well, he's so funny online, but you know those people who are so funny and cool online that like in person, like they're busy? He literally was down to clown with us, and then we saw him inside, and he was just like dancing.
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I met Bowen Yang for the first time. I've never met him before.
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But I have to say, they are so cute, so talented. The tea is that my friend Hailey, not Hailey Bieber, Hailey Nicola, who you guys all know from my bachelorette and who listens to every episode of Giggly Squad. Shout out Hailey, what's up? I know you're talking back to me like I'm talking to you and freaking everyone out in Subway. So she bartended with him back in the day.
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So they work together. Wait. So it's just, like, such a cool full circle moment.
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Yes. Also, Amelia de Moldenberg. Has been, like, so supportive of us since my comedy, since day one.
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We really wanted to ask Jesse Eisenberg and Nate Bargetzi about tampons. We didn't because we were respecting the balance. I know Nate from, like, the comedy world. Okay. Do you know his dad was a, is a magician? Okay. And he opens for him on tour.
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I don't know. Shout out David Blaine. Okay. If you guys have never done David Lane YouTube, that's what you should do tonight.
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It was like hard to get a table.
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My wallet disappeared.
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Also, side note, don't love the animals. What? Are the rabbits okay? Did the rabbit want to be a part of the show? Is the rabbit getting paid? Not a single dove is being compensated. Yeah, these doves are too pretty. Like, what is the labor laws for the doves?
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Looking back at the interview, I really wish I used any other word except fight to describe how her songs impact me. Definitely was not the right word. While there wasn't any ill intent, that does not matter.
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I do have to say, Daphne in a green room at Radio City... passed out loving life had her own chair and glam team if I'm ever like what's the energy I want to bring to the function it's Daphne in a green room it's like I need my own chair and I might fall asleep we're just this whole pod is just us name dropping but that's this is the pod to do it right
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No one gave us their numbers.
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The only one, Kazzy David.
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So we're best friends now. No, she actually was really, because we have a mutual friend and whatever. It was a moment. You were like, let's get out of here. And I was like, I can stay longer. But we did have a flight in three hours.
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I was like, I have to pack. I have to go home.
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When you watched the show, were you into him?
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light eyes light hair i know which you like a guy with like a good jawline like a strong jaw he's not a blonde i think when he was growing up he was a blonde that's what's giving
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No, but like he could have gone. He was like waiting for his publicist or something.
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He was standing there for a long time.
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And I was like, is he trying to talk to you? But you were gone. You left.
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Wait, we met Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.
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And I made a good comment. What did you say? I looked at John Legend and I said, has anyone ever told you you have a really good voice? And he laughed. Yeah.
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The two of them. But they love, like, you could tell they have so much fun together.
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You can tell in a relationship when, like, you talk to them that they're disconnected or, like, they just had a fight in the Uber. Yeah. They, like, are in on every joke together.
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And they've known each other for fucking ever.
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I know no one asked. Let me give you my best dressed. We had, sorry, something came out of my throat. Lymphatic drainage is working.
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So there's this thing where one, I don't think, I don't know who's voting. I forget. It's not the Academy. Or maybe it is the Academy. Yeah. No, yeah, it's the Academy. It is finally the Academy. They don't respect musicals. There's also something about if your movie does too good, it's considered less cool. Yeah. So honestly, but look, I'm going to be honest. It's about the nomination.
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Awards is a shit show. There's so many politics and random things and this happens and press.
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Yeah, that was funny.
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It's funny with the Oscars. I feel like they either give it to like the up and coming or they give it to the older person who should have won it before, but they didn't give it to them. I was rooting for Demi and Cynthia.
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yeah i was rooting for them too mikey now like i'm so excited to see what she's gonna do and leverage and all the different roles she's gonna have no she's because she's clearly like a chameleon um also her name's mikey which is just like really cool i wonder if that is her real name yeah is that like her real no it's michelangelo
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If I meet this woman, look me in the eye, bitch, you.
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I also was dealing with a pregnancy at the time.
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Okay, Katie Couric is there. And you have to go quick with this stuff because the class was about to start. I didn't want to get yelled at, which I was going to get yelled at regardless in this class because it was scary.
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You know, I'm like, you're just making certain parts darker.
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I love when you take your paintbrush out.
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And you know that I haven't even checked it.
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No. You never have failed with a spray tan. You're incredible. I think you should launch your own spray tan line, but I'm just saying.
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I think you know how to do it right. I think it should come with one of your paint brushes. I've already thought about it.
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Can't wait for the PR box on that. What would we name it? Painted by Paige. Painted by Paige. Okay, it's a little corny. Well, can I be in on it? Yeah. Okay. I'll be an investor. Okay. It could just be painted. Yeah, just painted. Cute. Cute. We know the Gigglers love to give back, so I wanted to raise a little awareness about NWSN, the National Women's Shelter Network.
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It's dedicated to supporting women, children, and families experiencing homelessness by connecting them with safe shelters and essential resources. This is so important. There's a growing crisis of women and children experiencing homelessness. about 1 million women and 2.5 million children. And gender-based violence and homelessness is really a thing, and women experience it so much more than men.
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And I did. Full name. Government name was yelled out. Yeah. So I just go up to Katie and I go, hi, Katie. We've DM'd before. I'm obsessed with you. And she's like, oh my God, I love you and your co-host.
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Safe shelters and supportive services are super, super important. So if you want to donate, go to nationalwomenshelternetwork.org. Paige and I are donating. We're going to add it to our newsletter. And thank you so much, NWSN, for all that you do. Also, we just want to say thank you to the Gigglers for manifesting the laughter on the red carpet and us having so much fun. It's because of you guys.
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And also shout out to Vandy Fair because they were amazing and so supportive and we just had so much fun. Go to Vanity Fair's YouTube and you can watch the two hour live stream of us. Go watch us. And we love you guys so much. Talk to you next time. Bye.
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This wasn't. My thing is, like, I was there to support you. And maybe I should have told the instructor that beforehand because he thought something different. He kept calling me out whenever I would, like.
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No, I was ready to make fun of them. No. No. And these housewives next to us were not fucking around. They were like, go harder.
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Katie Couric flamed you.
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But we all kept making eye contact with her because we were all dying. So after the class.
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There's something, though, about I love older women. I just feel like I want to listen to everything they say because I feel like they know everything. They're so knowledgeable.
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They've seen some shit. I feel like some older men are out of touch, where older women, they're like, we love that you guys are saying what we've always been thinking. So after the class, we took an opportunity, because she's like, what are you guys doing here? And we're like, we're interviewing A-list celebs on the carpet, and we're actually pretty nervous. Do you have any advice for us?
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And I'm laughing because we're getting a master class in journalism. No, literally.
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With Katie Kirk. I was like, I don't have a pen. But he's like, I also can't write.
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Which we didn't listen to. We were like, well, where exactly is the line? Well, she was like, have respect. And it is a crazy moment in their lives, too. So ask them, how does this feel? But then also have fun with it.
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I was telling you I'm working on a new bit about two types of people. They either want to be disrespected in the bedroom or disrespected when they're working out. But I don't like being disrespected in the bedroom because if he says one thing, I'm like, did I say something to piss you off earlier? Could you talk it out with me next time instead of calling me names? See, I'm the complete opposite.
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Wait, that's crazy, because in the bedroom, like, if Des accidentally, like, sits on my hair or something, I'm like, oh!
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I also have to say I have my own issues. And I don't know if any former athletes listening would relate. But because I've been forced to work out my whole life, like never day off, 6 a.m. workouts. I'm in this place where like... And it's why I've had trouble working out sometimes. Because I'm like, I don't have to anymore. So I don't want to. I've gotten like...
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third degree burns on my arms from doing planks on a hot court when I was 14. Like I've like pushed myself way too hard.
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No, like actual abuse. So now like when I'm at a Pilates class, I like to push myself. But the second I feel like it's
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just giving the environment that's a crazy thing to say yeah like in this economy I don't think there's any lovemaking going on but thank you oh my god so you were doing Pilates I went once I went four times
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You know, it's so funny. I was jet lag too, but I was waking up at 10.
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The gigglers have gone Hollywood. No, we're different. We're different. I wore hair extensions once. My favorite, though, is from my family getting texts, like my mom being like, when did your hair get so long? And Des being like, you should always wear your hair like this. I'm like, guys, this is hundreds of dollars and hours of hair extensions. No, but you want to know what?
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But honestly, I don't need that pressure. No, that's why, like, New York, I'm like, oh, it's dreary out?
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I'm in the mood to loathe someone. But also New York, the second it hits 65 degrees, everyone's drinking on a rooftop. Wild. Insane. And I like that, though. Yeah, because we earned it. We also, then Paige is a professional at being hot. Like, when someone says, Paige, you have to look your best at this day, she has a routine. She has a regimen. She's ready.
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All I did was get facials and massages in L.A. What is your actual thoughts on lymphatic drainage? I love it. Do you think it works?
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I believe in nymphy limps. I do think... I don't know what that is. So you were doing all these things, and then I started to get kind of paranoid that I wasn't doing enough.
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Lenore was like, whatever Paige is doing, do what Paige does. But in my head, I was... Well, our first party was on Wednesday. Our first Hollywood party. Shout out Contessa Mills, this designer, styled by Tabitha, my stylist. This small... designer in New York City put together this sick look on Wednesday of this champagne set, whatever. Everyone liked it, so I was like, I already did good once.
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I can flop on Sunday. That was my perspective. Wow.
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No, I was like, if it all goes bad, I could be like, you guys saw Wednesday though, right? Right.
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But yeah, you're getting lymphatic massages and finally I go, fuck, I need to get a lymphatic massage. I'm going to just do it. Obviously no one's available because every woman in LA is getting a lymphatic massage before the Oscars. I got something called a diamond facial. I said, hey, can you do this on my body? She's like, anything with diamonds? Yes, I don't care what it does.
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You should wear your hair super straight like that more. Thank you. You know, we all did that like in middle school, though, right? Yeah. I remember straightening. Didn't look like that. Looked more squarish. I'm going to bring back my straightener. Should we? Let's bring back straighteners.
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They're like, it's going to make you bleed. And you're like, yeah. So I go online and I'm clicking every lymphatic drainage place near me. Find just a woman in an apartment.
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And I was like, the price is right. Safe. She does face and body. I said, we're doing it. So I just went to a random apartment building somewhere in LA.
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Look. I feel like in LA, people aren't doing legal things in their apartment. You know that it's sketchy when the first thing they ask you when you walk in is, how'd you find me? She literally was like, how did you find me?
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And then she was like, your name's Vanessa, right? And I was like, no. And I was like, it's okay, it's fine. It was amazing. I don't think it was lymphatic, though. Like, she didn't use any tools.
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Do you think you could give your own lymphatic? I have before.
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You basically just press down on your stomach all the way down.
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Do you fart during lymphatic drainage massages? No. No. Do you hear, like, gurgling?
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Okay. Where is the air supposed to go?
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Do you know what pissed me off when people were like, oh, I have a straightener, but I use it for curling my hair. And I'm like, don't be a hero. You know when girls are like, you just have to just use a curler.
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We don't even laugh at each other. I'll be like, I look like an insurance salesman. And you'll be like, I just had a diamond facial.
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And Des is in Dublin, so I was like, there's a problem.
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He's been gone for six months. We both fully convince ourselves that we're both pregnant, start to plan our lives together. No, no. No, we didn't. I was like, we're having the babies. I did say we're having it now.
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Also, I feel like we talk about... mental health and stuff we do, I've been on Prozac for a bit. And I had one of those classic like, I think I'm doing pretty well. I was like, I'm good. So I just like got off my Prozac this month. Cause I've just been on it for a while and I Googled it and it can mess up your cycle. So the day of the Oscars.
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We both did not anticipate like the amount of passion we'd have for Giggly Squad and like the stuff you have based in New York. No, Giggly Squad's my whole life. We didn't anticipate it.
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So it's a Venn diagram. Can I say something controversial?
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You keep bringing up the beta blocker episode. I was told by a therapist who I've since fired. I'm just kidding. But that anxiety comes from when you feel like you're not being your authentic self. You're not in alignment with what you should do. And I remember during tour, when you started having panic attacks, thinking like, this isn't because of the gigglers.
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This isn't because you don't love performing. This isn't because you don't love your outfit. There's other stuff going on in your life that you're trying to figure out and you're feeling a little stuck. And I think... And I don't think I like saw it. I like fully, you were like, I'm nervous about going on stage. And I'm like, no, you're not.
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I'm accidentally clicking a TikTok and it getting really loud. So he loves it. his Soundcore Sleep A20 earbuds because they give you the best night's sleep. They're comfortable on your ears, and you can curate your own playlist by streaming from my favorite music apps using Bluetooth 5.3.
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My favorite is when Paige cancels plans because she feels a UTI coming on. UTI coming on.
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And to listen to your body, like don't take it as like I'm fucked up. Take it as, oh, what is this message? It's not just that you're gluten intolerant. It's that your body's it's giving you that like fight or flight response. And you're like, what the fuck? I'm just sitting here about to perform. Why am I treating this like a lion's chasing me?
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But I also do think that in your 20s, you date because you're like, this guy's great. I'm into him. Let's go. And then as you approach 30, it becomes... Like, I feel like you guys could have dated for a long time.
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And then there's the thought of like, on my end as someone who is married, I'm petrified of having kids and it slowing down everything that I've worked so hard to accomplish where like I'm now having momentum and I feel like if I have kids, is it going to, I'm going to lose my identity of the person I worked so hard to create. So y'all, we in this bitch. Yeah.
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Right now, my playlist includes our Giggly Squad playlist on Spotify, and you also can use a white noise library, which I love. Plus, the earbuds have a built-in wake-up alarm so I don't bother my husband when I have to wake up or when he has to wake up. So get the sleep you deserve with Soundcore's Sleep A20 earbuds at soundcore.com. S-O-U-N-D-C-O-R-E.com.
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Okay, guys, I just learned that my skin is really dry and oily, not to brag, because I don't exfoliate enough. So it's like all this buildup is happening. So when I try to moisturize, I'm just putting it over like dry, gross skin. And that's why I'm obsessed with First Aid Beauty's facial radiance pads.
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If you struggle with patchy or dull skin, cakey makeup application, these daily use facial radiance pads are so convenient. And it's good because I could just like put it in my routine where sometimes I'll buy like an exfoliator and I literally forget I have it. And I love pads because I feel like there's no way I'm going to miss any part of my face. It's pre-soaked.
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Use code SLEEP at checkout and get $30 off. S-L-E-E-P in all caps. Tonight, every night, grab your pair and sleep away. Sup, gigglers?
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So all you have to do is swipe and go one step makeup prep. They brighten and help refine the pores. It's actually really important. If you have similar skin to me, I would definitely use these. See the difference First Aid Beauty's facial radiance pads make for your complexion? I know you'll love them as much as I do, and right now I have a special offer just for my listeners.
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And I do have to say one other thing about reality TV is that why people love it is it's very like WWE. I was watching a documentary about WWE and it's funny because they would just like create storylines and they wouldn't know how the audience would react. They just wanted the audience to react and they wanted to make it clear like. who the villain was, who the good person is.
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And you can enjoy Southern Charm, Summer House, whatever, but just know like on Giggly Squad, there's, it's not black and white. There's not a villain. There's not a good, like this is two people who love each other. And just like remember that they, yeah, these are two people who had an amazing experience with each other.
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And actually to keep it on the Bravo theme, I remember one of my first ever interviews was with Margaret Josephs in New Jersey. Mm-hmm. And she was telling me how she had a husband and then left him for like the contractor. And I was like, do you regret marrying your husband? And she was like, no. And I was like, but you fucked the contractor.
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And she was like, no, because at that time in my life, he was perfect for me and he's exactly what I needed. And I love him to death. And it was kind of this beautiful thing of Oh, my God.
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We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
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We're like taught like you wake up, you wake up, you come out of your mom's pussy, you wake up and you're searching for Prince Charming, which is everything we like talk about decentering on this pod, which is not OK. Yeah. And also that like you're not just going to find that one person. There's going to be different people for different stages of your life.
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What's up? Growing and learning gigglers. We're growing and realizing things every day. I was trying to sound like Courtney. We're growing. Okay. Long story short, we're going to start with some housekeeping up top. We're both very nervous this episode. We have Radio City. I think there's a couple tickets left, but then we added Nashville, New Orleans, St.
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you're not the person you were when you were seven years old and you were just taught from society what your life should be. I mean, I didn't think I'd be 33 married and not in the mood for children. Right. Have you ever seen a 33-year-old in a movie in the 90s? They literally are like grandmas.
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What's that quote that like whenever you make a plan, God laughs at it? I think if we're going to go back to something that's very giggly coated, this reminds me of like the concept of karma. And me and you always talk about this. Like when someone wrongs you, you can like try to be like, oh, I'm going to get revenge. This is what I'm going to do.
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Natural karmic cycle that's going to happen by you stepping back and focusing on yourself. The universe is so much more creative than anything you could come up with. You just put good energy into the world and watch it come back. And that's how I feel with, like, your plans. Like, we both put it out there that, you know, we want to express ourself. We want to make people laugh.
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We want to be kind. We want to be creative. And that's how Giggly Squad happened. And when things don't match up with that, that's okay because... Plans are a fucking social construct in your own little teenager head. I've been sending you a lot of inspirational quotes. You've been sending me a lot of inspirational things.
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Now that we're getting into our mental health moments, it's that the universe will keep sending you the same thing to see if you learned your lesson yet. And it'll keep giving you the same result. And then once you can get the balls to evolve and change and do the hard thing... then good things will happen. Because if everyone could do the hard thing, then everything would be easy. But it's not.
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The hard thing is hard. And you did something really difficult. And it was confusing. Yeah.
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Augustine, Florida, where we have no idea where that is.
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Well, because you have to start taking responsibility for some shit. How dare you? Yeah. in my breakup episode that was so out of pocket i'm so sorry you're gonna come at me during my freaking breakup episode no that was so fucked up i'm sorry i need to apologize no but no no no you actually made a good point because
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natural dopamine i always say that breakups are like when you get fired from a job which you know is my favorite hobby because whenever you leave something you level up like if you're a corporate girly the way you get a big raise is by leaving that job for the next job and then you just keep growing and i do think there's this crazy time in your 20s where first you're just like oh boyfriends are fun what can i get who can i see who can i be with
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And then when you realize that the wrong person is actually like so much worse than you being single, then you start having this mentality of like, okay, I love me. I don't like me with the wrong person. And I love me with the right person. And that's when you start being smart.
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Maybe as a two-month-old when my skin was perfect.
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So then we have Portland, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City. Check it out. Okay, this is going to be a unique episode of Giggly Squad.
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proud of myself on like talking about it and letting girls know like it can literally happen to anyone like I feel like a lot of gigglers see me as like very confident and it's like but it also happened to me that doesn't mean make you not confident no but guys like that go for confident women they try to find confident women that they can bring down and manipulate or groom and it was never your fault if anything you were shining so bright you wanted to dim your light and
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And sometimes a relationship like that, you don't know, but you're coping with it by trying to convince yourself that like you can handle that or that it did. Like, I don't, I'm not a therapist.
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I don't know the extent of it, but it's like, I know that I was going for guys who were not emotionally available because I wasn't emotionally available because I didn't want to get hurt because I wanted to protect myself. And long story short is like, thank you for being so vulnerable and open because you don't have to give us any of this information because
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if they've been listening like they know that it's been this like this thing of you being busy and and your career and what you're trying to prioritize and also like yeah you joked a lot about him but it's it shows like how nice of a guy craig is that like he loves when you make fun of him he loves the banter and that was part of like the fun of your relationship he loved you poking fun at him and stuff
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People also don't factor in, yeah, the third lens that's in the relationship, which is the public eye. Wait, there was a new giggler that DM me and he's like, hey, I'm a new giggler. I'm a guy, but I'm gay. Like, where do I stand in this? And I'm like, oh, my God, you missed the episode. You're a giggler. You're actually very important in the giggler.
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You're actually really high up on the hierarchy. We need you. We need you in these streets. How do you feel?
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Also, you may be a giggler if you like to make fun of yourself. Stay, swipe up.
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Our book comes out available for pre-order. Which we actually do get into a lot more deeper stuff in the book. But I do think with you, this is important for the gigglers because anything moving forward that you speak on, they have to know what you've been through. And they have to know every single...
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And you've said things to me before that aren't true.
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something if any giggler needs to hear that like you are fine you're going to be fine he's going to be fine like why am i crying the entire episode no you cried this also this could be totally off and this might not pertain to you but could pertain to other people but i was thinking about like when you're in a relationship where someone treats you horribly and does not respect you the way to cope is to not respect yourself
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And then when you get treated badly in the future, you're just like, well, I don't care because it's fine. It's not a big deal. You're not hurting me. This has to do with friendships. If you're in a place right now that you're not happy, you do not have to stay in it. And you're not selfish. You're not being a bitch.
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Life is worth the living. I do have to say, if you guys are having a rough time, go to your local adoption shelter, find the cutest fucking kitten in there, take it, and pretty much 98% of your problems will be solved. And that's just science. That's just science. We didn't plan this, by the way, because we don't do admin. I thought you were going to come on, say kind of a simple statement. Me too.
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This was us unpacking our trauma as Paige venting to me on a pod and me going, you're so right. You're literally so right. Now let's go back to being stupid.
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imagine somebody goes I can't because Greg and Paige I don't believe in love anymore also guys stop with that I can't with the like I don't believe in love anymore when a relationship fell apart that like you don't know anything about they were very good looking together we all can acknowledge that and let's let's not project that onto them I think this is this is a cool ending that was cool
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We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling, for crying, for everything. Enjoy time with your family or don't, or don't.
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episode because there were just so many gigglers were like wow like this was like on another level like we get each other we've truly formed a cult this pod was made off of making fun of each other and most importantly ourselves but in that as you're making fun of yourself you start being like holy shit I'm seeing some real shit and we talk about it and we go in and out all the time but look the gigglers are our best friends
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This is all just you announcing you have another UTI. And the gigglers are like, we're tired. We're tired, Paige. Side note, this is going to be a little dramatic episode. And we didn't have a plan. We didn't have a plan. And I told her my plan was to let her talk. And my plan was to let Hannah talk.
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Wow. You're so fucking strong for being in a public relationship and putting yourself out there. And you guys, you both, like, fought really hard for this and wanting to make it work. And I do have to say, shout out to Craig, because... Reality TV dating is really hard. And I remember when you found him, he was the first guy who really like lifted you up and was so he got you.
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He was so proud of you for what you were accomplishing, like on TV and off TV. And you hadn't had a guy to support you like that. He's a huge reason for like who you are in the last couple of years becoming who you are.
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it's just like so weird to talk about it like it's just so weird it's also weird because we forget people listen to the pod and i think why we're nervous is we know more people will like listen in to get the tea yeah no that's what it is i'm like we know that it's non-gigglers listening and we're like yes because i'm like beta blocker episode like once i got into the story i was like girls listen up
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What was hardest about it for me. No, what was hardest about this relationship was that there wasn't a smoking gun. And I think the positive for, like, anyone who's listening right now is that relationships don't just end because there was a murder-suicide relationship. Like relationships don't just end because there's a Sandoval or like something or he's, you know, doing fucked up things.
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The hardest relationship I think to get out of is sometimes when you're like, I love this person. Do I want to be with this partner forever? And am I the same person I was four years ago? And I think for anyone listening... I love a breakup. They're scary, but they're empowering. And I'm excited to see like where you both go from here.
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And I just have to say of a lot of the guys that do reality TV, he's definitely one of the better ones that's crossed my path.
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empathy for people who are on reality tv and dating there's a reason why a lot of housewives are not in healthy relationships um and it's not for the week no it's it's not for the week and it's not even i think maybe like why i was so nervous to say it is because
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And it's so funny because four years ago, if I told you what we did these last six months and what we created and what you push yourself through, I don't think you would have believed me.
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This show is sponsored by Soundcore's Sleep A20 earbuds from Anchor. I actually gave these to Dez for Christmas because he can't fall asleep unless he's listening to a podcast or like everything's completely silent. Meanwhile, like I'm petting butter, I'm snoring, I have the air conditioning blasting, like I'm partying or I'm on TikTok.
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And back then was very different. Women were not allowed to get a credit card until 1975. Of course, the only thing, their only accomplishment that they were told to do was have a baby with the husband they met at 18 who took their virginity and they didn't know what any other dick felt like. So they were stuck with that one dick. Right. Not to go on a rampage right now.
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That's how you make it sexual. It does annoy me when you have people put timelines on people. And I do have to say, reality TV producers put timelines on you because they're kind of like, what's your story? This season can't be the same as last season. What's the new story? And sometimes relationships aren't like that.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
Hello, this is Hannah calling from Nebraska, and my I've had it today is twofold, but related to each other. So I have had it with the phrases playing God and God works miracles or it's a God thing. So... This I've had it stems from my job. I'm a health care worker. I work in the hospital. I'm a speech therapist.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
I work with people who have had a stroke on their communication and cognitive skills. And I am so tired of patients and or their families at the end of their month long stay doing therapy with me every single day to get better. Finally going home and improved and they're saying, oh, God works miracles. This is such a God thing that he or she improved.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
Bitch, no, that was my therapy and your hard work with me every single day. That was the other therapist doing a good job. That was the doctor's, you know, interventions and making sure you don't have another stroke. I just I don't get it. If everything is just preplanned for you, you might as well go home. Yeah. And that brings me to my next point of playing God.
I've Had It
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Some of these people are wild and will deny interventions or deny a medication or whatnot because they don't want to, quote unquote, play God. OK, again, go home. If God has this preplanned, you know, life for you, you shouldn't need to be at the hospital. You don't want to play God. Also, why would God want you to have high blood pressure? I don't. I just don't get it.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
I don't believe in this stuff. I've had it. I know we've talked about it before, but I just thought that I would bring it up yet again. Thank you.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
Yeah, what's going on? Literally, your camera switched to filming your mic stand. Mine literally didn't autofocus on anything. You guys look great, though. Is it working now? It's working now.
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I'm just proud of myself for actually looking at the screens and realizing something was wrong. We wrote a song about pickles and we didn't even sing it.
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You see those Midwest emo, they'll take a sad part of a sitcom and they'll play guitar under it.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
That was perfect. That's what I was thinking.
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127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
Such a sick channel.
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127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
Oh, okay. Yeah. Got it. That's like on the Sean Ryan show when he gives gifts to people who are in government. They're like, thank you so much for that gift. And they say publicly, like he gives like a sig, he gave a sig away. They're like, this is awesome. We will pay you retail once this is done. We'll write you a check. They have to like make that note. Oh, really? They can't take a gift.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
Yeah, yeah. Interesting.
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127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
And now you trust the news? That is hilarious.
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Dude, if you didn't know what that was, you're just chilling on the beach or something.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
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Dude, that's like out of a sci-fi movie. Dude, if you're in a plane and you see that and you don't have internet, you're just looking out the side window.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
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Probably. Probably. I'm trying, I'm still hung up on, you said the guy had his, his group of people who they do their own like retrieval and research now.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
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Do they, are they running like a blog or something?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
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It does seem scary. They seem incentivized to convince people that they are successful. And that's what I want to know. Do they have proof on their own? Or did they just summon this stuff in and then didn't capture footage of it coming in? They did. It's got the dogfights filmed?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
Dude, what if the test is they're looking for remnant seed, like people who show up and see it, and to them it's just immediately legible? Yeah, they don't see hieroglyphics?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
I do not want to talk to these people on the Sean Ryan show where he has that one chick who supposedly can like see into the past and stuff.
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And he asked about the, he said, have you ever thought about going back and looking at something like looking at the crucifixion? And she just froze and gets teary eyed and just starts doing this.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
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Maybe just scary Catholic movies.
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127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
Whether it's real or not, she acted very convincingly physically shook.
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We talked about the demonic hierarchy, though. The confidence that they had, they had been doing things and they had been casting out. So they just encountered one beast of a demon, literally. It was like, no.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
No way.
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127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
Got it. So once you drink it, you can always do it. You can always fly when you choose to.
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I'm going Liquid Luck. Oh, Liquid Luck. Because then you set out to pursue, I want to uncover Ancient Wisdom in the next month. You'll succeed. I want to figure out how to fly. You'll succeed.
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Flying would be dope.
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Invisibility.
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I know. That's why I picked it. Yeah. Yeah.
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When it was just knowledge, I was going to do knowledge based on the biblical precedent.
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Hey, tuts.
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It's new. It's not angry. Okay.
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You guys ever heard of jammy boys? Jammy boys. That term? Or jam boy?
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This is one of the most jacked up things in British history. And rather than plagiarizing these guys' content, I'm just going to share their reel. It's like another podcast came through my feed.
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It's crazy.
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Is this jam? It's literally flushing money down the drains. For real. That's crazy.
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Dude. You guys figured it out. Meta? The server switch.
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I think the volume is controlled by your phone because I had no control over it.
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It's like, okay, buddy, there's no way you don't know the amount of time you have to spend like with the bow practicing shooting. There's no way you don't remember a logo.
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So when in trouble, follow the Mormon. Yeah. Do you know they're the majority landowner in Florida? Whoa. 678,000 acres.
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You guys literally told me this last week. We told you that it was done in the University of Central Florida. I didn't know it was Wekiva. Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure she's the one that's mentioned it before.
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Yeah. There's like biblical precedence for that, too. Yeah. With Passover. Yeah.
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I guess this is frequency energy. Based on reported incidents.
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I think that's why the aquifers are empty. I think they're digging tunnels under everywhere.
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Oh, let's do a dive on that.
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It's debated. Describe it.
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Yeah. The conventional viewpoint of Protestantism is that it's been taught as a hippo, but the whole tale of a cedar makes absolutely no sense with that narrative. Yeah. So. Bronchiosaurus.
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Well, we can use a Bluetooth road mics that we have. Oh, yeah. It'll hook into this. No way.
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That's cool.
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Turn the red corner! Watch this or listen.
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Courage and optimism are your best traits. Courage and optimism.
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She's just telling us she's hungry. I am hungry.
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It's super sugary. I don't really want that.
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But also, and if I get nominated for an award ever, like I never said this, the awards are made up. Yeah. It's all it's all made up. It's all, you know, campaigning and who's who dicks are being sucked. Do you campaign for like. Oh, my God. It's a huge campaign. Like Chalamet.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Timothy Chevrolet is doing an incredible campaign for Bob Dylan, like going on SNL.
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It's showing that you care. Like, do you remember Harry Styles, how he did the whole – that was him, like, campaigning when he did MSG for, like, 400 nights. Yeah.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
That was Adderall, for sure. That's crazy. How'd he do that? Wait, can we just announce – We don't do Adderall, which I think is, why don't we? Wait, it's kind of so chic. It's kind of chic because you know what? We like sleeping. So when we feel the tiredness come on, we don't think, oh, how can I Judy Garland myself?
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, I was hanging out with my uncle all weekend who loves old movies and I was asking him questions about Judy Garland and he was like, no, they would just give her pills to wake her up, give her pills to go to sleep. No, that's crazy. That's how I felt in Denver.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I was recently talking to someone about it and I was like, You know, they give you like oxygen things. And I was like, Paige was having a panic attack. I put a spa music at her face and then was squirting oxygen into her mouth. And I was like, is this CPR? Am I doing CPR?
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I do have to say, though, panic attacks are your body telling you something's wrong. Yeah. Not to brag, but I manifested this. It's happening. I don't know how, but manifestation is real. We are partnering with Lactaid. I think it's your dream. No, like I'm retiring after this.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
They sent me recently lactate ice cream. So it's regular milk, but without the lactose. Women in STEM know that. Des ate it all. Then I find out they have cottage cheese. They have sour cream lactate. I feel like they made it because they knew I was going to go nuts over it. But anyway, we're partnering with Lactaid because we love eating milk and cheese, as you know, but we are dairy sensitive.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
There's something going on. If you've listened to this pod, you know that I have some dairy sensitivities. So we're doing a live Giggly Squad show. We're actually doing Club Giggly with Lactaid at the Dairy Lovers Lounge at a pop-up in New York City. Wait, I'm like obsessed with a dairy's lover lounge. Oh my God, it's going to be so cute.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So we're on a mission with Lactaid to unite the dairy baddies who refuse to compromise their love for real dairy. And by dairy baddie, it's someone who keeps it real. Maybe even when they shouldn't. Someone who refuses to compromise their love for milk. And someone who knows you don't have to break up with real dairy just because you're dairy sensitive.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And guys, just because you're dairy sensitive doesn't mean you're not a bad bitch.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
okay guys i just learned that my skin is really dry and oily not to brag because i don't exfoliate enough so it's like all this build-up is happening so when i try to moisturize i'm just putting it over like dry gross skin and that's why i'm obsessed with first aid beauty's facial radiance pads
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
If you struggle with patchy or dull skin, cakey makeup application, these daily use facial radiance pads are so convenient. And it's good because I could just like put it in my routine where sometimes I'll buy like an exfoliator and I literally forget I have it. And I love pads because I feel like there's no way I'm going to miss any part of my face.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It's pre-soaked, so all you have to do is swipe and go. One step makeup prep. They brighten and help refine the pores. It's actually really important. If you have similar skin to me, I would definitely use these. See the difference First Aid Beauty's facial radiance pads make for your complexion? I know you'll love them as much as I do, and right now I have a special offer just for my listeners.
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Get 20% off when you visit with my exclusive URL, firstaidbeauty.com slash giggly, and use my promo code giggly. That's firstaidbeauty.com slash giggly. Don't wait. Get 20% off with promo code giggly at firstaidbeauty.com slash giggly.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Back to celebrities, I went to this, this was like my first charity gala. Where was it? It was in Manhattan somewhere.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Oh my God, no, it was in Jazz at Lincoln Center. Oh, oh my God. Which, by the way, when I went to high school, you know I'd get off right there where the Globe was and then walk to my high school. It was so chic. So chic, and we'd hang out in Central Park, like little artsy poets in Sheep's Meadow. But anyway, enough about me and my childhood. First person I see, Portia Williams. Stop.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
When I tell you I did 42 episodes of chat room with her in my mom's kitchen, never met her in person. No way. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because it's COVID. It was COVID. And it's illegal for me to go to BravoCon. Yeah. So there's no way we've ever crossed paths. We've never crossed paths. She's never come across your desk. She's never come across my desk.
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And I look at her and she doesn't realize we've never met in person. So she's like, Hannah, what's up? And I'm like, bitch, we've never met in person. And so that was crazy. Also, she's gorgeous. And like, I mean, between her and Giselle, it was crazy. I was, I'm surprised they let me on that show. They were like, you ugly little rodent. They're like, you're the funny one.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, but they're so funny too. But anyway. Guess who the host was? Who? I love how you say guess like you could guess. There's no way. I love the way you tell the story. Yes, you can't. You can't get it, you stupid little bitch. You can't get it. I'm like, I don't know, Mario Lopez.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Who is so beautiful. And she, so we're in like this big.
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And her profile is so cunt. So she walks on.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
What's up, my Grammy gigglers? Mm-hmm. Sexual. Sexual.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Well, talk about it, girl. The most. So there was this huge backstage area because it was a fashion show.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Well, that's what I've been... And who doesn't? That's what I've been trying to get you into. Honestly. But I'm just like, joke's on you guys.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I've been getting eaten out by the greatest lesbian ever. Okay, so...
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Sharon Stone's walking by and she's with this woman who's like in control of the show who I knew and for some reason Sharon Stone like stops right where I am I think she thought I was someone I I think she thought I was someone I wasn't yeah or she was like oh this is some girl that I don't know that I should know and she stops and I'm looking at her and it's Sharon Stone and the woman next to her goes stand up it's Sharon Stone laughing
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Because I didn't think she would stop me and say, I thought it was someone behind me. But she literally stopped and put her hands out. And I go, oh, hi. And she goes, stand up. It's Sharon Stone. I stand up. And I go, hi, Sharon Stone.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
We're misleading because we're recording on a Sunday this week. We're recording Sunday. I'm so excited to watch Red Carpet. Red Corpet. Red Corpet and the outfits. I like the music outfits because I feel like they get crazy.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Stand up. It's Sharon Stone. So I stood up and I was like, you are...
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
just iconic in every way and she was like thanks and then went on to walk and i looked at my mom and i was like what the hell was that i feel like she's really tall in person she's tall but not like freaky tall but like like a solid five eight yes yeah she's just regal and then she was hosting and some charities i do have to say i mean shout out charities we love what you do
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Boring. Yeah. Like, they're just yapping, yapping, yapping about things that aren't, like, they just, some people at the charity want to hear themselves speak. Was it a sit-down dinner? No, it was the most fun, like, concert, and they did a... Like a cocktail hour? Cocktail hour concert, and then...
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
a fashion show of all these like red dresses it was amazing but Sharon Stone when she gets the mic she has such an aura like she was telling stories that like weren't even completely related all the time it was she's killing on the mic yeah then Suki Waterhouse is there oh what does she look like in person Gorgeous. Tall. The cheekbones out of control.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Yes. And she has an 11-month child, which was inspirational.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I didn't want to say that. I didn't want to say it because you pull them off very well.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
She's Irish. She pulls off a lot of accents.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
But it's so funny because she's so British. But then she goes to singing and they lose the accent, which no one's ever studied that. No, it'll never make sense. It'll never make sense. Someone should study it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Where are you? I've been waiting for years for you to call. Wait, I... I've been sitting watching Jeopardy all night long and you haven't ring me up once. I will beat your ass.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
How are we not cast in an aura is beyond me and I'm jealous. Mikey Madison, you're from LA. You're a lucky bitch, okay?
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
from queen so that's so fun not my adele um then sarah bareilles are you familiar with her work i'm not gonna write you a love song her voice which did she perform she performed for 40 minutes and i was glued to my seat it her voice is so incredible and now she's whatever long story short I haven't seen other people perform in a while because I have just been hamming it up on my own stage.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Page Kodak. Page Kodak. Me, I'm like, I don't get it.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It's so nice to sit back and appreciate others.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
how about you go these girls have been doing this thing called listening that i've never tried yeah but swipe up if you want to listen hannah 25 i highly recommend it it was so fun so relaxing i almost i think i may have learned something i can't tell you the last time i went to something you're gonna say listen well that i can't tell you the last time i went to a performance
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So I want to go see, and Juliette, there's also this all in, I think we need to go to some New York City shows. Because it's the kind of thing like people from- When you say shows, what do you mean? Like Broadway shows. Not musicals. Okay. There's some like shows. And Juliette's a musical, I lied. Oh, wait, you just got so mad at me. No, it's just like. You like stand up. I love a stand up.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, me trust was like 12 years ago. It's crazy. Oh, no. I was thinking, what did Gen Z girls think about Lady Gaga? Because I feel like she hasn't had a real moment in the last couple of years. Yeah, like did they realize how iconic she is and how, I mean, she was obviously inspired by so many before her, but like. Yeah, Stephanie from New York City.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Look, you come hang with me at some shows.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I don't know if that's safe for you.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Or you're going to love it. It's honestly just men who kind of look like school shooters smoking weed and talking about their cum jokes, which honestly can be relaxing.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, it's the kind of thing where on stage they're so charming and then they get off stage and you're like, could you...
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
could you smile once yeah um maybe also in the audience but i'm saying like i haven't sat in the audience of something in a while and i'm craving it i even think as a performer it's important to like remember the experience of like you know we never see the front of these theaters like we don't even see where it says like giggly squad yeah michigan whatever what's it called in the front it's called the front of a theater
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
We will go to tons of times and never see the marquee because we go in through the back door and get put as you like to do. And then we go... Did I touch? And then we go into...
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Okay, that's giving jelly. It's giving jealous. And I was like, I didn't say it was me. It's giving jealous. Speaking of my papa, because, okay, the Giggly Squad books, there's, like, a galley that's been made, which is, like, the first –
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
i don't know what a galley is yeah but it's going around and i think they're giving it to some bookstores to be like do you guys want it or whatever and my papa started reading it and he was like do you guys talk about pooping like you do on the pod and i was like probably i don't know what chapter it is but he started reading it and he really liked it probably i don't look at the chapters it's pretty self-explanatory called an index actually there is a chapter of how to poop in public yeah
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
there is i definitely started that chapter but no i'm obsessed with your family truly thanks no we had a fun weekend with my uncle johnny um he has a basement of all old movie paraphernalia let's actually i saw it on your instagram story
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You know what it is when I'm not with you and I'm not with Des? I don't have anyone to be snarky with. Yes. So then the internet is my people. But that actually wasn't what I wanted to write. I wanted to write fuck ass Bob, but I knew that all my family would be reading it and be like, why did you call the dog fuck ass Bob? And I was like, it's an internet joke, whatever.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Stephanie. I think she spells it with an F. Did you hear? The number one golfer has injured himself hand making ravioli. Where? Where does he live? The gigglers are out here attacking golfers now.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, this dog's bob was so coiffed. And when it would bark, it would do like a like, it was like, it was literally Anna Wintour of dogs.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I was like, oh, so you went for auburn hair. Got it. I said, you would love my friend Paige. You would love her outfit.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Oh, did you get a weird sense when she called you that something happened or no? You're like, I'm doing my own stuff.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, but when I tell you this dog was like your mom's shadow. Yeah. Polo. No, Polo was. I do have to say, I think we talked about it on the pod, but when I did visit that day. Yeah. This dog was half in the grave. Okay, this dog is dead. No, this. The dog was dead. No one was acknowledging. No, this dog lived a good life. Long life.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
But like I looked over and the dog is, you know when they're laying, but like. It doesn't look like they're breathing.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Some would say that will kill them. Some would say prosciutto wasn't the thing to feed the dog. Some would say it was a little overweight and made him have... Had some cardiovascular problems. No, but I literally like when we're about to go to the show, I go, I hope Polo's alive when we get back. I just make, I kept making Polo death jokes, which I think is me.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I hate animals dying to the point that like I'd rather it be a human. Yeah. So I like couldn't handle it. The comedy started to come with it. But then when you told me, I sent him a text. Yes, I sent Kimmy. I texted him and I said, sad news today.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, I got really upset. No, I can't even bring up my childhood cat, Trixie. If my dad's listening right now, he's going to turn off Giggle Squad right now and be like, I need to process this.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
His name is Scott Schleffler, so not an Italian.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Thank you. Should we start doing moment of silence for everything? For people that we cut out of our lives. Moment of silence. Side note, we raised so much money. We haven't gotten the official stats. We'll post it soon for the LA Fires. And with the Giggly Squad t-shirt, we're so happy about that. We love charity. We're also very specific about the charities.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, it sounds like a guy who his wife was mad at him. So he's like, I'm going to make you handmade ravioli. And then he hurt himself. And this is why, like, if you're not an Italian grandma, just don't. You know what else it's giving? Lies. No, it's giving? It's giving?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
We want to do our research to make sure we're not just throwing money or throwing supplies at anything. And sometimes you do stuff and it makes it harder for people. Anyway, long story short, it's complicated. I saw a TikTok that said if you have acne on the lower third of your face and you're not like premenstrual.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Which that happens every time I have my period.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And it's like all month. Okay. Find a new relationship. Stop. Apparently they said it's like it's a cortisol thing that like this man is stressing you the fuck out. And if you're breaking out while you're with him, it's like your body's response. Yeah.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Kind of, but all the videos were too long.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Oh, you're glow up and you're happy now. I would just call him and be like, give me 20%. Literally cut me a check. You're using my likeness. Cut. Cut?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Well, that's like Mariah Carey suing her ex for wasting her time. Honestly, I didn't understand her until this moment. At first I was like, okay, Mariah. Okay, now I'm like, why haven't more women done that?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You were saying Central Sea wrote a song.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Do you ever do... You do see some girls in relationships, and I'm talking about not Facetune, just Raw, where you're like... I think I think he's draining that bitch. I think she's being drained from the inside out. Yeah. I want you girls look in the mirror. You don't really know.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I once was in a relationship where. I knew I needed to break up with him, but I was so scared. And I stopped eating, which has never been done in the history of my life. I was so skinny, but in an embarrassing way where I wanted to eat but couldn't. I remember going to one of my mom's jazz gigs with my family, and I ordered pasta, and I couldn't eat it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And I was trying to figure out ways to make it look like I ate it, but I was so... Sick and nauseous. No, because I knew that I was going to be pulled aside and be like, what the fuck's wrong with you? No way. Because bitch has never not finished a meal. And then even at work, I'd be eating my sandwich and I'd be picking on it. And people comment about it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
People would be like, do you not like your sandwich?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I just remember then I got out of it and it takes like a week or two or three. And the next thing you know, my body was like back in balance.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Wait, I love... There's two kinds of people who lie. People who just like don't answer the question. Yeah. Or then people who go so in so crazy that you're like, you know. Too much detail. I'm like, I didn't even know what time of day it was. I was trying to do a spinach feta ravioli. The spinach got caught. And next thing you know, lost a finger. No.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You're like, a monkey has been lifted off my back.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Girls do, losing hair is a thing too.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
yeah and people don't talk about it because i think it is like it gets scary but it's more common than you'd think i've had definitely had friends being like you're in the shower and you're like oh fuck like your body is literally like you can't you can try to trick your mind but you can't trick me bitch you can't i think my like i've had breakups where my face like i felt like i was holding weight like yeah my face yeah and then like i would break up and i'd be like oh
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, that's one of the shows I haven't watched. I haven't watched White Lotus.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It's so good. Wait, can I just say, shout out to Apple TV. You're a little expensive, but you're... No, they're putting in work. Quality over quantity. Like, when they put out a show, you know it's been green the fuck lit.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And then they bring back the really good ones. Question for you.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, I don't know what's going on in Severance. I can't understand it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Okay, this – I feel like I'm about to be naked in front of you guys. Like this is the rawest I've ever been on this pod.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Okay, well, first of all, I – Can I answer it in my own way first?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
This is an open forum. We created it. I sit down and just out of habit, first of all, I don't know how to turn my own TV on. There's too many remotes. I click every button until somehow it miraculously turns on. Then I go to the tennis channel.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It's on cable, but I don't know the Tennis Channel, so I have to go Tennis Channel. So if I'm on the phone with you and I want to go to the Tennis Channel, you have to go to the Tennis Channel. Okay, okay. I think it's 500 something. After past 30, I'm not remembering. If you are past 30, I don't know what channel you're on. So I put the Tennis Channel on, and if it's a match, I like... She sat.
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OK. And I'll do my thing and I will have it on all day. OK. If it's not a match I like, I can also go to Amazon, go to live TV and they have other matches on. OK. That are sometimes like women's matches that I want to watch. Then I do go to Netflix as my first. Okay. Just to be like, is there a new documentary charting?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Optimum. Wait, can I just say one thing? I'm not involved in the electrical part of this. My husband deals with that. I don't know what the Wi-Fi password is. I come in and I use it. And when it doesn't work, I say, Des! And then he's like, how come you always break the TV?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Is that you? That's what Des has done to me. And what's crazy is our TV, for me to watch Hulu or HBO, I have to do it through my phone because it's not up on ours. Right. And I just thought that's the life I had to live. But I'm realizing now- It's not the life you have to live. I used to have Roku when I was living with girls. Correct. And they came correct.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Did you just say Thursday or start itching? I start itching. And then I like want to tell you things and I'm like, hold it, hold it. This weekend, that's my Saturday. I was like, we got to move the pod up to Sunday. I got shit to say. Well, yeah. And then I'll send you the text like checking in. What's up?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You know? No, I know. And not to brag, but Des is a man of the world. Yeah. So occasionally, for some reason, our TV thinks it's like logged into Ireland. So then I like can't get certain things because it thinks we're in Ireland, which is a very small country and limited. He's VPNing your TV and you don't even know it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
He's in Dublin. For how long? He's coming back for a second. Like he's on pretty long of a tour. Oh my God. But also like we have stuff going on too.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Well, that's why I hung out with family for the first time in years.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
That may seem lovely. I sent Kim flowers for Polo.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I spoke to Chris and asked him a couple questions.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
penmanship i'm gonna watch the grammys full with no interruptions tonight wow literally three minutes into the red carpet interviews he goes i can't believe you're gonna watch this for three more hours all the questions are the same and i go yeah and i'm observing a hundred different things of like this is girlhood that you're not understanding
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And he's like, this interview's awkward. I'm like, and that's why I like watching it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Oh, yeah. Because they're waiting for the Super Bowl. Yeah. Which... Do you know, there's some conspiracy theories about the Super Bowl, which I don't like to spread, but I watched the game. They played. But please say them. They played the Buffalo Bills. Okay.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And there were just some rumors that the refs are being very lenient with the Chiefs, which would make sense because at the end of the day, capitalism wins again. Everything's about money. Everything's about money. The league makes more money when the Chiefs go to the finals.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Or maybe she's signing, like, to let them cut to her. Because she's not only getting hate.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
But I hate when I call you and I'm, you know, when you don't want to say something to someone, but then you can't speak about anything else because you're trying so hard to not say one thing. So they're like, are you dumb?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You can cut this amount of times, maybe.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And maybe her team gets approvals. Like, that's making shit up.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I don't care about your little game.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I don't give a shit. Can you help me with this one thing? Because I don't want to hurt any of the man's feelings. I'm talking facts right now. Chris, I want you to hear this. Why are the positions fullback, cornerback, running back, tight end? Why? Like we don't tight end. Like who was in the room? Like, okay, what do we call the fourth one? And they're like, obviously tight end.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And it's always the hot Travis Kelsey's tight end. Gronkowski's tight end. They pick the cute ones. See, I can say positions. I don't know where they are. Tight end is a crazy thing to seriously name a position.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
no but you know i'm saying thank you it's one thing if all of them were like side end wide end tight end it has nothing to do with tight end and then they just decided what is a tight end a tight end is the guy on i guess the end who keeps it tight he keeps that motherfucking shit tight
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And let's be honest, these men can afford their own showers. You don't have to go in the same showers.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
The closest me and you have been to being naked in the same room together is when I'm pooping and you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I was like, and I just feel like I'm really over it. No, well, you get morning anxiety. I get morning anxiety. That disappears by 1 p.m. So I'm out here all day. I'm like, I'm calling Des. I'm like, I don't like I think Paige is having a bad day. Like, what should I tell her? Radio silence from her. I was like, call me whenever you need. I'm here.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Sorry, Grandpa, Papa, whoever's listening. Do you ever have a gas bubble that you're like, this is how I die? I was in the car. What's a gas bubble? Like you have to fart? Let me explain. So I was in California with Andrew Collin. I ordered a salad. He ordered like a cheeseburger with fries, but it was before our show. So I'm like, I can't have a cheeseburger before the show.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
But obviously I'm starving. And he goes to get the car and he didn't finish his fries. So I'm like, well, now I have to eat his fries. So I shovel a bunch of fries in my mouth. And then you get the adrenaline of like, oh my God, I'm going to the show. Yeah. I get in the car. Everything's normal. Do you know when you get a wave of like diarrhea? Like it's not like a wave of pain in your stomach.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Okay. For me, it's always, you know, I don't even burp.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Yeah. So I guess you're more of a puker. Thank you.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Daphne, who just shot in your bed five minutes earlier, was like, do that in another room.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You're becoming the same thing. You know when you have to have diarrhea, but you hold it because you're in a car. So it goes away and then the wave hits again. I call it a gas bubble. This bubble needs to be released. But I'm with a straight man. And if I was with you, I would just immediately be like, I'm going to give you a play-by-play until we get to the hotel of how I'm doing.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So Andrew said that I just got really quiet. Like he was like, this is when you start sweating.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And he's being funny. And I'm like, if I laugh right now, we're going to have disaster.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So I'm just holding it in. And I'm like, you're sweating. You're like, it's horrible. And when I ran to the bathroom.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And we have like a small green room and it was just like him outside and me in the green room, like releasing my inside. There's nothing worse than.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Milwaukee? Milwaukee. There was nothing worse than that. That was not even a bad one. That was not even a bad one.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And for all of you who are judging me right now at home, if you want a laxative, perform stand-up comedy. Like, I don't care what's in your body.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Before you go on stage, you feel like a lion's chasing you, and your body needs to, like, release it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I'm literally waiting by the phone like a good little girl waiting for you. I'm like, oh, I go. She must be in an escape room right now. She must be have checked into a mental health rehab facility. And that's why she hasn't called me. Text you around 830. Just like, how are you all doing?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You know what's crazy though? I never had a crazy feeling getting engaged or getting married. I was nervous before walking down the aisle, but I'm way more nervous about like having kids. Yeah. I hope they never listen to this. Can we have a moment of silence? Let's have a moment of silence. So yeah, I had a gas bubble, but I survived. Final thing I just wanted to say to like bond with you.
Office Ladies
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Do you feel like we're not bonded enough? I feel like this episode we didn't really connect. I looked over in the car today and my Nana's... First of all, seeing your mom or your Nana scroll their Instagram is so... My Shayla. Yeah. My Shayla. And I looked and she was – her algorithm has runway on it. And Nana's like, oh, I love this dress.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Nana's so cute. She was like, I have to respond to my fans right now. I need a minute, okay? I have to talk to my girls. And then she got upset because she realized – this is the funniest thing that's ever happened. I set that up too strong. She said – She realized that her Instagram posts are going automatically to her Facebook and she's upset about it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And I said, Nana, that's makes your life easier. And she goes, my audience is different on my Facebook than my Instagram. And I'm writing to my Instagram girls when I run Instagram. I don't want it to be my Facebook is a whole different like demo.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Can I just make an announcement? This last week, everything Paige has said, she was hacked. She was hacked. Anything you saw on TikTok or Instagram, hacked. But one last thing, just shout out. Yeah. Scapparelli. Look at you.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, the way my jaw dropped at the works of art. Is anyone doing it like Schiaparelli right now? No.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Do you think Schiaparelli is actually where we... Come together. We come together in Schiaparelli. Because one, it's Italian. Two, it's like a little out there. But three, it's gorgeous. Schiaparelli is us.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Thanks for giggling with us. Thanks for crying with us. Thank you for starting fights with us. And starting fights, defending us. Thanks for having my back. We love you guys so much. We have shows coming up in Hollywood, Florida. St. Augustine, Florida. Nashville. Nashville, New Orleans for Galentine's Day. You guys better be there. I need to get all my outfits. I know, me too.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I don't have them yet. I like forgot. Red pink moments. Schiaparelli. Oh, shoot. Schiaparelli. I'm wearing Schiaparelli. Okay, love you guys. Bye.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You know, I'm like, maybe no one saw it. It's funny because I used to be Mrs. Non-media trained where like when people ask me things, I'm just saying the truth. Like I would just say what was going on. And I didn't know that you like technically shouldn't do that, especially with like reality TV sometimes. You know, things get so misconstrued.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I went on my first red carpet with my mom for Go Red for Women to raise awareness about cardiovascular health for women. Did you know? One, it's the number one killer for women. No, I didn't know that. And two... See, I would have said breast cancer. See? We don't know. And that's why we do the research. That's why we're not women in STEM. Correct.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
But apparently, apparently, up until very recently, they were only studying men's heart health. Uh-huh. And whenever a woman would be feeling weird and she'd go to the doctor, they'd be like, I think you're PMSing. But like Sharon Stone had a stroke for three days and like didn't know. And like, it's just very under 60%. They're just, there's numbers.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Numbers are involved. Numbers are real. So it's just a classic case of we need to do more research for women. And women will go to doctors and be like, my heart hurts. And they're like, you have anxiety. When it's like women, if anything, we have intuition. So raising awareness about that. I'm like, mom, let's go on the carpet. First interview.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
They're like, ask me about you and like your dating life. And I'm like, oh, my God, because I'm literally trying to remember facts about cardiovascular health.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I'm trying to pronounce cardiovascular. And they were like, are you hooking Paige up with anyone? And I literally was like, oh, I'm. Why aren't you? Well, I just got a finger pointed at my long, crazy, long, skinny finger pointed at me. I'm glad you brought that up. Where have you been? Sorry, I'm kind of loving a moment of... Sorry, I like a moment of rest.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
We deserve it. But I told her, I was like, this is the thing. I did not want a headline. Yeah. I did not want to get involved because you've been involved.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And I was kind of enjoying me not being involved for a second. So I was like, oh, I know what you're trying to do. So then I just go, I'm... I'm just, I'm relaxing. And she looks at me and she goes, no, you're. I'm on voice. She literally goes, no, you're not. Which I thought was illegal. No. I gave my answer. Go to the next question. She goes, no, you're not. And I go, let me be frank.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
which is grace is that true yes i'm at home with my cat yes and in that moment i literally was so close to go full giggler yeah i just wanted to be like i'm minding my own business trying to mind my own business but then i saw the headline being like hannah burner roots a reporter and says she's minding her own business i wish the headline was hannah has been trying to mind her own business
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Hannah Brenner struggling to mind her own business. But like me trying to not answer a question by press is, it's harder than the Olympics.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I just like can't escape it. Well, it's also hard when I'm trying to mind my own business, then people talk about my friend and then it becomes my business. But then I have to mind my own business because then I don't want to, you know.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And the algorithm knows you want to see your name.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
The gigglers are tired. They've been fighting the good fight. We do not need to add more to their plate.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Speaking of receipts, bring up the yay tweets.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
no i love it i would love him to take this energy into some new music though right i feel like maybe he's awakening in some way and let's put that towards what your skill point you know no i'm obsessed speaking of like the kardashians and kanye and whatever you know what i'm not here for people just randomly being mean to kylie jenner
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You know, I feel like There's, like, this concept of Hollywood where it's, like, this is Hollywood and then, like, influencers are influencers. But, like, I'm sorry. Everything is a mush right now.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Like, is there an A-list? There's A-list, but in a day you can get out of it. Yeah.
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I honestly think that there's a lot of stuff that we don't know. That's why I was so like, I must find more people. There's more. There's got to be more. People were coming out of the woodwork with major stuff. And what I know about being kind of an armchair detective is nobody starts with major stuff. You graduate to that. What were the little things that led to the bigger things?
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And that's kind of what I started looking for. Who's had any dealings with her? What has she said to you? What were her patterns? How does she hook someone in? There were all these different groups of people that she was playing a certain narrative to. She has multiple attack methods. She's really kind of brilliant in a way, like Evilee.
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I think there's a lot of stuff that we don't necessarily know the depths of still that are really, I think, kind of worse and more frightening. The co-signers club was this car-selling Facebook group. I posted in there, hi, I'm looking for people who may have interacted with Megan Stoner in this group.
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She has been arrested for felony fraud, and I'm wondering if anyone was a victim of a scam by Megan Stoner. Someone named Jenny said, I totally was. And this is the first time hearing of her horrible crap. I'm in process calling Wells Fargo where she wrote a check from a closed account for her appointment. I spoke with someone named Annabella.
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She messaged me and said, I'm just seeing posts about Megan Stoner. I don't know her just interacted with her online. She's asking people to help with bail money on false charges that made me look into her. And now I'm seeing all these posts about her. I didn't give her any money, but I'm concerned that others read her Twitter post about being bullied and gave in and have been scammed.
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Thankfully, I decided to look into her a little further before I sent money. And I said, do you have screenshots of her asking that? And she said, yes, one second. And sent me like Megan was DMing with her on Twitter. Hi, I need help. I'm really struggling. And the lady said, what's going on? Sending you hugs. Who's this group of people bullying you, by the way?
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She said, I know this is going to sound weird and out of line, but could I borrow $500 for bail? It's a long story, but I'm facing charges for alleged corrupt business influence. Happy to speak over the phone. Annabella is telling me. Sent the number and she called. I looked up the number. It's registered to a dentist stoner.
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She states that she's being charged with corrupt business dealings over the phone. Says it's from 2006 and she doesn't know what it's about. She consulted an attorney. She needs to borrow $500, and after that she will need $1,100 more. When asked about the bail amount, she said she needed 8%, and she didn't have access to her money at this time, but she would pay it back as soon as possible.
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Said she has a warrant for her arrest, but she's been in the hospital, and that once she gets the bail money, she's going to surrender. When asked about an attorney, she stated that she would rather worry about that later, Because getting the money to make sure she doesn't have to sit in jail for a long time is more important.
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That's when I began to look her up on social media and all that truth came out. And I said, how did you first come to know her? And Annabella said, when she made a post online about being a teacher who was bullied by the kids and quit her job. I'm a college instructor, part-time, nurse full-time. So I come across a lot of people online who are also educators.
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It's only been about six months, if that. commented on her post saying, sorry, she went through that. The next thing I know, she inboxes me a link to an Amazon wishlist for classroom supplies, but she never posted anything else about her new class. The post turned into speaking of SA and then an auto accident in which she had a huge hematoma and would message me for medical advice.
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And that was about it until yesterday when she posted about being bullied online. And I replied to her post, which led to her asking me to borrow $500 for bail money. Literally while I was on the phone with her, I noticed a tweet replying to her post with a news article. So once we hung up, I looked into her and I said, how did you find me?
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And she said, I searched her name on Facebook and saw you posted in a group asking about people being scammed by her. So took a chance and sent you a message. I'm not sending her anything. I'm thankful for the post exposing her because I almost fell for it. And I said, I think you should contact the prosecutor about your experience because it may help them in their case.
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I'll give you the phone number. And she said, okay, please pass it along, and I'll call them and tell them what happened and send over screenshots. I don't want anyone else being taken advantage of. She has so many people commenting on that post from yesterday, and I fear someone fell for it and sent money. This is from someone named Nichols. He said, hey, I saw your post.
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I never went all the way, but was coming to. And I said, oh, about Megan. And he said, yeah, we actually talked a lot. I was planning on sending her money. And I said, can you send me screenshots? She's walking him through a payment plan for a car. Hello, texting about your post. What kind of car are you wanting? We have Buicks and Teslas, but we can get anything mostly you want.
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And he tells her what he's looking for. And she tells him it's $1,000 down. At one point where he's like going back and forth asking questions, she gets snippy with him. They're messaging all the way up until April 13th, week before her arrest. And that's what I told him. I said she was arrested just a few days after that. I sent him the scammer group.
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August 2nd, I followed up with him again and said, I was wondering if you ever got around to filing a police report about Megan Stoner or if you've had any more interactions with her. And he said, I have not. I would really love a map of Megan Stoner crimes, because I believe that there were some people discovered in Europe to have been scammed.
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Okay, these are like messages that were forwarded to us from another Facebook group member that they collected. So they're from different times. One, her name is Annabella. She had messaged them saying that you had reached out for $500 for bail and that you got on the phone and that you asked her for an additional $1,100.
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I think it was just somebody from Twitter that you had connected with is what I gathered from the message. So not somebody you knew in real life. There was a Ginny who alleges she was a traditional massage therapist and that you wrote her a bad check on January 3rd, 2023 from a closed account. I think it was for like less than a few hundred dollars.
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The others is a gentleman named Nichols who alleged that you were going to rent him a car April of 2023. Were you attempting to rent your car out to get the payment money or something?
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That one, I believe, has been resolved, right? The only pendings that I know of are the Elwood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the only ones I'm aware of at this point are the two driving on a suspended license, something about a fictitious license or license plate, and then a theft charge on – and those are all in Elwood, I believe, right? Right.
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What brought the violation or what was it allegedly for?
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Oh, so that's a violation. Got it, got it. That's an automatic violation. Gotcha, gotcha.
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My plan is to start with him and really, like, depending on his advice, going from there. Because I want to make sure that I, you know, at the forefront, I don't do anything to jeopardize their case. I'm only here to be a help. You can't make people do your jobs. You can't make people show up. So, you know, I have no idea how it's going to go. But so far, he's been fantastic.
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the most responsive and kindest person I've interacted with. He seems like a very fair and kind person. So I think that's a good start. He's a supervising sergeant for the state police. So he's actually been on the force for like 30 plus years. He's one of the higher up dudes. That's always good to have people with integrity working on your case. I did want to tell you though,
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My suggestion would be, from a legal standpoint, to stop calling people who tell you to stop calling them, like Alyssa.
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Because at a certain point, it falls under stalking and harassment. And given your track record, you've got to be careful. So I would highly recommend that you respect that when people say that, especially when they're recording that on the jailhouse calls.
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Hey, how's it going? It's going pretty good. I'm heading home soon. It's been a busy week, but it flew by.
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I really can't share a lot more at this point. A lot of the folks I connected with this week, it was either on background or a matter for the courts. One name that keeps coming up is Jake, a boyfriend that you had. Do you think he would be willing to speak with me?
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Okay. When did you guys, like, did you guys break up when you got arrested? Yes.
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Megan reached out to me and told me that her and the governor of Indiana were held hostage at gunpoint by her roommate at the time, who was never her roommate, Elizabeth. She was alleging that Elizabeth had also been raped by Brian Bosma. And that's why Elizabeth did this. When was this? My messages are showing August 6th of 2018.
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I just found a message where she said she pointed a gun at me for an hour, and I was like, dot, dot, dot, she held you hostage. And she said, yes, our rapist showed up. So, yeah, I guess she was alleging that Bosma showed up at their house. She said, Elizabeth got taken to the hospital. She had a psychotic break of some sort. And I was like, is everything okay?
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And she was like, Elizabeth held her and Brian Bosma hostage at gunpoint. Immediately, I thought, this didn't happen. Because if an Indiana representative was being held hostage at gunpoint, that would be national news. I was like, oh, I'm going to turn the news on. And she's like, oh, I don't think it's going to be on the news. And I was like, no, I think it will be.
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Like, that's a really big deal. She's like, no, they're trying to keep it quiet. If I remember correctly, it sounded to me like she was alleging, she said that Bosma has stalked her for months and that Bosma had now raped Elizabeth. And she made it sound like Bosma came to their house. That Bosma had stalked Megan or Elizabeth? Both of them.
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I have a text message that says Bosma stalked me for months. She didn't say why in these messages, but I believe it was because of the article and because she was being outspoken about him raping her and that he was out to get her. I ended up getting Elizabeth's name and we found her on Facebook. and sent her a message and said, hey, girl, you don't know us, but we believe you know Megan Stoner.
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She is saying some really messed up stuff about you. Is there any way we can talk? We ended up talking, and I was like, look, she's saying that you had a psychotic break, that you held her hostage at gunpoint, held Brian Bosma hostage at gunpoint, She was like, oh, my God, like, of course that's not true. And I was like, well, that's what we knew. This was just too crazy to be true.
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And I understand that you work in politics and we wanted to reach out to you before this became a story that was going around. You know, I mean, this could like mess up your life. She said she knew Megan in passing because Elizabeth had actually worked at the Indiana House of Representatives.
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Megan apparently would come in and like volunteer, do little piddly stuff like that because she wanted to be involved in politics so bad. And she was like, she always seemed a little bit off to me, but I don't really know her like that. I've never lived with her. I didn't know she did crazy stuff like this. Like, she was completely in the dark. I didn't go to the police.
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I don't know if Elizabeth did. One thing, we had two people come forward that said around 2018, you had... called them and told them that you and Brian Bosma were tied up at some point by a woman named Elizabeth, who was allegedly your roommate at the time?
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You don't remember posting about it on the Facebook groups?
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No, nothing that I can think of, honestly.
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I don't go on there like I told you before.
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But certainly, I mean, there's discussion groups that are usually pretty active, like, regardless of the season. Yeah.
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Going forward, though, I don't think there's any need for us to really communicate. You know, at this point, we've kind of covered everything, and I know you've expressed you don't really want to comment further anyhow. But, yeah, I mean, you'll be able to hear the podcast yourself in a few days.
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July 6th. Tarabo texted me at like 1.30 in the morning and said, Hi, Hannah. I'm reaching out to ask if you can provide any more info about the situation with Megan. I'm still working with Megan, and I asked her permission to reach out to you. She asked that I text you. Sometimes I do find it difficult to trust Megan, and so I wanted to get more info about the fraud situation.
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She tells me that she just made a mistake in thinking she could sublease her apartment. And when she found out that she couldn't, she paid back the people who she was involved with. Is there more to the story? Why is there such hate against her? I've seen some of the posts that people have made and the hate mail that some people have sent to her.
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Can you please share with me any insights slash info that you have about this situation? Thank you. And that's when I had the 45-page long public records request. ready to go for him. I said, I hope you're doing well. This is a document of police reports involving Megan in some capacity. It includes times she has called the police and times the police have been called on her.
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She's lying to you when she says this is some misunderstanding. She intentionally stole money from people who were already in bad places to begin with. She caused one lady to be homeless, but this is just the tip of the iceberg. After she was bailed out of jail, she went ahead and filed a police report against you for sexual assault.
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I believe it was because you were asking her to catch up on her payments. This is a common tactic of hers. She has wrongfully accused many people of sexual assault resulting in many hours wasted and reputations ruined. You seem like a genuinely kind individual just trying to do your job and make a living.
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I couldn't sit by and watch her try to destroy you by scamming you out of money and then accusing you of sexual assault so she could get out of paying you. And he said, the only info I can find on the web is about the rental scam and I'm not finding anything about other scams. I'm really uncertain here.
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Megan and I are completely up to date with all our payments, and she continues to follow through on submitting payments. The part I feel most unsure about is if she was actually sexually assaulted by Brian Bosma, if she actually is engaged to someone named Jake, and if she is actually friends with Mike Pence. Unsure is the wrong word. I guess I just feel curious to know if it's all true.
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And I said, she's not sexually assaulted by Brian Bosma. The person she claimed to be engaged to was found to have only met her once or twice and has a girlfriend, and Mike Pence had staffers dedicated to keeping her away from him. I just sent you a phone call on Facebook Messenger where she agreed to be interviewed, and she admits it's all fake. I'm glad you're paid up to date.
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The rental scam was the first thing that opened up this can of worms that continues to be investigated, and more and more has been found and is still being investigated. I want to ask, are you doing okay? Has something happened? And he said, I'm good. I'm just at a point where I need to know what's really true so that I can give my fullest energy to supporting Megan.
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If I don't believe her, then it's hard for me to feel fully aligned in supporting her. And that was July 9th, and I texted back July 11th a screenshot of her Twitter that said, ah, nothing like having to file a lawsuit against a professional that broke confidentiality twice. Ugh. I sent him that as just showing this is literally her pattern.
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Someone else is afraid that she's going to make false accusations. This is when he was receiving all of these text messages from different people. He said that there were seven numbers. Whenever she was not getting what she wanted, all these important people would start threatening that person. Like all these different phone numbers would start texting that person, threatening them.
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That started happening to Haribo. Hello, Harry, it's Mike. Can I please speak to you? I have Megan's phone. Something happened. This is Mike. I was told to reach out to you. I was told we have some business to sort out. When can you video chat? I'm trying to save you a lawsuit. I only have small windows to text. Hello, do not ignore me. Megan will ruin your career. Would you like some help?
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Please talk to someone. I am concerned about your well-being. If I don't hear back, I will call the law enforcement in Portugal to find you. There's a phone number named Lauren, a phone number Jake. She gave up everything to work with you. She even had to move out of her town home. You took thousands from a young woman, left her, and when a relative says she's suicidal, you don't return the text.
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You know you have a responsibility to get back to Megan. You can't just let her kill herself because of you. Hell, you took 17K from someone that is 25. You need to help Megan. She has no one. He was afraid and he called her a psycho to me. And I spoke to him and Lavina, his wife. They were afraid that they were about to like lose everything that they had over a false sexual assault accusation.
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I told him I would not speak to anyone that sends these messages. That was my piece of advice was just screenshot it all and don't respond. And then on September 9th, I texted him and said, just wanted to let you know Megan has finally been arrested. Hopefully your saga with her has come to an end. Hope you and Levina are well. And he said, thank you, Hannah. I appreciate you for letting me know.
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And that was the end of it with Harrybo. He genuinely seems like a good person. He's a hippie. He is out there. But he has this genuineness about him where he's really trying to help. He cares for her. He's giving her the benefit of the doubt in every way, every chance he can. And by the end of it, he was like, I'm terrified. There's really like a 180 on that. And I think that really goes to show
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In some of the recorded jailhouse calls, there are claims made by you that you had a child that was given up for adoption and that child passed away. Do you want to comment on that?
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Is there anybody that you can think of that would speak to me as like a character witness on your behalf?
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Got it. Are there any other people where you had pending charges where you paid them back before and it was like solved out of court?
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I wonder if you've considered how you'd like to apologize to your victims.
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We're in conversation. We're trying to get this case solved. It's not about interviews. It's about holding you accountable and getting justice for your victims. That's what this is ultimately about.
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You know, Sergeant Maughlin's also super excited about looking into those extra charges as well. But I think, honestly, bigger than that is the impersonating Mike Pence and threatening people as him. And there's some very credible people involved. So I'll keep you updated on that. But if you want to try and call me on Friday, I should be done with the majority of interviews by then.
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not make that call until I've pretty much finalized every anticipated interview. And I have our call today. I have one more call with Alyssa, hopefully tomorrow. And then I have a pending call with Sergeant Modlin, who is the officer on this case. Gotcha. I did listen to the interview with
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Pastor Stacey and Michael Anderson, what they allege is when you were 15 or 16 years old, you falsely accused them of texting you to invite you to come over to watch Stacey and Michael have sex with one another. Stacey and Michael report that they called the police and the police spoke with you.
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They're claiming that it was found out that you had fabricated the text messages and therefore the allegations against them were false. And, again, the source is the Facebook live interview with them.
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It's called Forensic Foreplay. What they allege, though, is that the cop not only spoke to you, but that after speaking to you that you were essentially a psychopath. That's what they said in the interview.
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Okay. Faith Burnside, I reached out to her. Her testimony was in the Twitter Space Live, and she essentially alleges that you tried to convince her that you were involved in an Indiana-based sex trafficking ring similar to Pizzagate. She claims that you claimed that the Attorney General
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senators and governor were sexually assaulting you on a daily basis and that you told Faith Burnside some of these men had Faith's phone number and they began texting her violent and sexually explicit messages and that it was discovered later that you were the one sending those messages to her.
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So it was alleged by some of the members of the previous Facebook groups that you were in, such as Spice Girls and Cute Servatives. The allegations are that you would essentially take on the stories of other people in these groups and pretend that the same things that were happening to them were happening to you.
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Some examples are they're alleging fake stalking stories about you being stalked by a medical professional or a local politician, fake deaths of loved ones. They're alleging that you lied about sexual assault and that you lied about getting run off the road by iTown. Okay.
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Hi, my name is Lainey, and I met Megan Stoner through the Spice Girls Facebook group around 2016. I had seen Megan post a few times, and it was always stuff that came off a little bit weird. Like, she just didn't know how to do something that seemed really basic. And so I was kind of like, she needs a friend. And then Megan and I started talking when she made a post.
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She had been sexually assaulted. I later found out that she was alleging she had been sexually assaulted by an Indiana House of Representatives member, Brian Bosma. She told me directly, yeah, that she had been sexually assaulted by Brian Bosma. She told me that she worked for him, which I now know is not true.
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And she had made a post about having a hard time because she was just dealing with this sexual assault. And so I reached out to her because I'm a survivor of sexual assault. I see this girl around, like it looks like she needs a friend. Maybe I can be that friend to her. And so I reached out to her. And that's how Megan and I started messaging. We talked a lot through Facebook Messenger.
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And then at one point, I gave her my cell phone number. I wouldn't say that I considered her a close friend. I think she may have considered me a close friend. She reached out to me a lot for like help with stuff. I considered more of someone that just needed somebody there for them that I was just trying to help support and be nice to.
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She told me that Brian Bosma made her sign an NDA and asked me to take a look at it because I was in law school. At this point, I was starting to think something is not right. adding up here, I would like to see this NDA. So I had her send it to me. It was an NDA talking about like business practices.
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It would be something that like you would sign if you worked at a company, certainly not something you would sign if you were assaulted. She forged Brian Bosma's signature at the bottom. And I remember looking at it and I was like, this is not right. And so I went on Google and copied and pasted the first paragraph of the NDA into the search with quotation marks And it came up to some website.
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I don't know the exact website, but it was the equivalent of www.getitnda.com. So she was passing that fake document around. I don't know if she forged his signature on it or photoshopped it in or what, but it was allegedly signed by him. And so I told Megan, I was like, this NDA doesn't cover any type of sexual assault or anything like this. This is talking about business practices.
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This wouldn't make sense for him to have you sign. And frankly, if he's an Indiana House of Representatives, then... He would have people on his staff that know that. Megan doubled down and was very adamant. Like, he made me sign this. He made me sign this. This is real. And I was like, all right, whatever. She told me that she had a therapist. His name was Adriano.
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I don't know if this person is even real. He said he's a figment of her imagination or if he's some poor real therapist that she decided to take it out on. But she told me that she saw him a few times. And then, of course, he started stalking her because everybody loved to stalk Megan. And that she was trying to flee from him and that he followed her across the orange one night.
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And she was like, wouldn't that be a felony? And I was like, probably so. But why is this man following you? What does he want from you? Like, are you safe? And she was like, yes, I'm back home now. Well, then later she told me that Adriano showed up to her house and stripped down to his underwear on her front porch.
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And that she freaked out and had to like talk him down that he was going through a psychotic break. And that she was terrified of him and he was a stalker and just like all this craziness. But again, I don't know if this was even a real person. Did you ever get her to admit to any of this? No, she would never admit to anything. This girl would just double down. Everyone was out to get her.
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Everyone was wrong but her. After she got put out of the group, everything started coming out about her lying and like how crazy it was. And so I just kind of faded to the background. There's a lot of different groups. She got put out of some groups but wasn't in another group.
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And she posted about she needed help and that she was sorry for everyone she'd hurt and that she was taking inventory of herself and all this stuff. And it really pissed me off because it was so ungenuine. It was so obvious that she's not actually sorry. And I sent her a message and told her to shove her apology up her ass. Then she blocked me. Wow. And that was when she left the Facebook group.
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Okay, allegations against Bosma. Do you want to speak to that?
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Okay. There was conversation that at one time you were working with a journalist at the Indianapolis Star and that those journalists harassed you at some point. Were you ever working with an Indianapolis Star reporter on a piece related to sexual assault allegations?
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My case noted the civil case between yourself and your aunt. It looks like it's settled as of now. Has that debt been fully repaid?
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Yeah. Again, very sorry for your loss of both of your parents. It's difficult to lose loved ones. I'm curious what you would say to the allegations that your parents had some records and some things on their background that were perhaps a little bit shady, basically that your parents had some charges and some misdemeanor fraud scam charges on their records.
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Would you say your parents were, like, honest people? Were they involved in any of your crimes?
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Okay. Now, Tom... I interviewed him at length and I will say he supplied a significant amount of organized evidence. Is there any comment you want to make on that situation? No. At one point there was conversation between you and Alyssa about writing a letter to the credit card company to clarify the charges on credit report. Did that ever end up happening?
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Got it. Is that something you would be willing to consider in the future?
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Okay. Did you specifically target Tom and because of their disabilities?
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Obviously, it's hard to... a lot of the manipulation, I think that was the hardest part for me to take in. And I think that's the reason why people were so motivated because it's one thing to scam a corporation. It's another thing to scam a person. It's a whole other thing to scam somebody you know has disabilities, right? Or you know is by definition more likely
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Right. But you, when you were talking to Steven in the Tesla text as Abby, you outlined in detail, like the ways that autistic people can be impacted and, by those sort of interactions, and autistic people are more susceptible to gaslighting and fraud, both from a data standpoint and a psychological standpoint. You have one minute remaining.
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I guess I was just curious, you know, because it seems to me like you perhaps targeted them because of their disabilities.
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Yeah, they trusted you. He really thought he had you as a friend. And you broke his heart. There's allegations of fraud against the Small Business Administration that you obtained a PPP loan fraudulently. Do you have any comment on that?
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Okay. Okay, on the Sinking Arc podcast, There was allegations against iTown. They're alleging that you lied about getting run off the road by iTown and that you lied about iTown sending you the box of sex toys. I know there was this fake murder for hire plot. I spoke to Pastor Jeff Thompson and I actually interviewed Leroy on the record. Do you want to comment on any of that?
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Okay. This was confirmed through a few different interviews. Um, and you know, some screenshots were sent and links, et cetera, but essentially this I town controversy and that somebody had allegedly shot your mom. Do you want to comment on that?
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Okay. Something that was mentioned here about you creating a GoFundMe while you had pending legal charges. Were those GoFundMes posted under false pretenses or were they legitimate funding exercises?
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Okay. Stephen Mason, I will say I read the 128-page civil document. In it, you make claims that you have a child that, again, dies. I believe a 12-year-old child in the text message is, Do you want to make any comment to that?
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I tried to reach out to him. It's pretty, uh, detailed the civil documents, but I also understand like a lot of people are just like over it. They want to move forward and they don't want to talk about it anymore or be associated with that when they're like, you know, in more of the public eye or like business people, things of that nature.
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Okay, there was the DWI that was then changed over to the OWI, which kind of led to some of the warrants and things of that nature. Do you want to make any comment on that?
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I'm not sure. I have not heard a response yet. But I have seen the online posts that you made alleging that he sexually assaulted you. Do you want to clarify any of those claims? Yes.
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Do you speak on a frequent basis, would you say, like in the more recent months?
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Got it. And how long did you work together in total, would you say?
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Hi, I'm Hannah. I met Megan Stoner, I believe, back in 2016. She friended me on Facebook and For years, she's been the topic of many group chats because we were all friends with her. We had all fallen into somehow the algorithm suggesting and whatever, she's a friend in all of us. There was some element of watching kind of a train wreck in some ways.
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She just was a lot on the internet and it was entertaining. I think her looks really played into a lot of how she got away with
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her scamming and in the beginning she was just attacking everything with so much confidence in a way I admired it because I felt like I've kind of struggled in my confidence in some areas of my life before and when she was running for office or doing all these things I thought if she's doing it so can I like I support that you're wanting to like make a difference no matter what and you're not letting anything hold you back
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Then you come to find out everything and it's all like a house of cards and none of it was real. It makes you have this weird feeling. All of her victims are like a similar type of person, like a good-hearted person, a trusting person.
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She's damaged society in a way where she's made it so people are less trusting, like the trusting and good-hearted people in the world are a little bit more jaded now because of her actions. She's posting all this stuff about Haribo and the yoni massages. Some of my perspective shifted in speaking with Haribo because he did kind of become a friend. And Haribo is a victim in this majorly.
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He genuinely was trying to help her. He's not a therapist. He's a sex guru. I think this is a technical title. He lived in New Jersey in his early 30s. And she was stealing the money from to pay Harrybo. She racked up a debt with him at one point, and he had suspended their services until she could pay it. She eventually did. But he didn't know what to believe.
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When I contacted him, I sent him something that was like, I know I sound like a crazy person, but You've got to believe me. This is what's going on. I'm worried it's happening to you. We got on the phone. It took me a little bit to convince him. Then we talked several times after that because she started filing false sexual assault allegations. I have all of my text messages.
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So we first connected April 30th of 2023. And we last connected September 11th. I was just keeping him updated with stuff that was going on. So I sent him April 30th, Chloe's tweet that says justice is finally served. Megan Stoner is arrested for fraud, stealing and lying is long overdue. And said, hi, Harry. She has been charged with several counts of felony fraud.
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And I was wondering if you have any experiences with her. That would be of note. have you heard about this? And he said, I haven't heard about it and I haven't had any serious issues with her. And then I sent him the finding pleasure after sexual violence, like Canva article thing, the don't waste this fucking session, this whole like hairstyle profile she wrote about herself.
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I said, and have you been compensated for your services? That seems to be the common theme that she's not paid for services and products she has agreed to. and has tried to instill in money from many people. And he said, may I ask how you'll be using this information?
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I said, I have personally experienced some of the scamming and many of my friends have as well, but there are many others who've had far worse done to them because of her actions. There's a group of people who are trying to uncover the truth behind what has been going on. You've been a large character in the things she has said online.
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So I just wanted to reach out and see if everything was okay with you in case the things she's saying aren't true. There have been instances of her claiming people are connected to her who are not. And he said, finances are something that Megan and I have had some challenges with. It's definitely an area of improvement for her. What have you personally experienced?
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And I told him about the rent scams. And he said, I'm sorry to hear all this. I do have a contract written up with her. And if she fails to pay, I will take legal action. But so far, she's been coming through on the payments a little late at times, but still coming through. If it does get ugly, I'll let you know. And he didn't respond to those after that.
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But then I sent him screenshots from Twitter of her DMing with someone saying, hi, are you around? So I probably should warn you, this mentions trauma and sexual assault. but not in graphic detail. I was doing some body work and I realized it's going to sound questionable.
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It was my second session and when the professional I've been working with went to do internal massage work, I don't remember him asking. And this is where I vomit every time because there's no good solution. I have prior trauma, so it's possible I dissociated. I could go to the police, but I don't feel that would help me and I'm not sure what the solution is.
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This person wrote back, is this the professional you've been writing your book about? And she said, yep, and doing the NYT stuff with and speaking about. I'm really conflicted. Do you have any advice? This had been posted to Twitter. Those screenshots of somebody's DMs with her who posted them, I sent them to Haribo on April 30th at 1041 p.m.
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and said, Harry, I know you probably think I'm crazy, but I'm genuinely trying to protect people from being future victims. I just received these screenshots of messages where Megan is accusing you of sexual impropriety. This is another one of her patterns. She has accused many pastors and Indiana elected officials of sexual assault and rape against her, which have all been found to be untrue.
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Even some she admitted she made up. I just want you to be aware of what she has been leading people to believe. The next day, he texted back, thanks, Hannah. I'm going to have a talk with Megan tomorrow. We got on the phone on May 3rd.
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my like kind of hail mary to speak with him was perry i watched your video on human needs and you said something that really resonated with me contributing my energy to solving injustices and suffering i see in the world and i very much wonder if i'm doing that but always actively strive to you and lavina speak very eloquently and explain things very well and i truly have enjoyed watching your videos and hearing your thoughts on navigating conflict and loving relationships
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I realized again, you must think I'm a nut and I really would love to just introduce myself properly to you. So, you know, I'm not, can I schedule one of your time slots with you for a phone call tomorrow? So you can better know me. He said, hi, Hannah. I don't think that you're a nut at all. And I appreciate your persistence in connecting with me.
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I'm open for a call today between 10 to 12 or one to two, any of these times work for you. And I said, 1 PM. Great. That's when we spoke on the phone and we spoke for about an hour. two different times.
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I spoke to Justin, and he told me that he would pass along my number, so I'm glad it got to you.
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Yeah, so my name is Tiffany Reese. My main podcast that people know me from is called Something Was Wrong, and essentially audio documentaries is what I make. We've been doing it since end of 2018 now. So the original season started with a story that I came across through someone I knew. But since then, all of our seasons and stories come to us through the listeners.
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So we actually have a website where we get submissions. And I actually had multiple people submit your name and this Facebook group that essentially was started surrounding the crimes you've been charged with. Given the public nature of this case, I've been able to review a lot of the materials quickly.
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So yeah, I thought I would reach out to you and see if you would be interested in making a comment. I have a pretty decent idea of what the allegations against you are and what is in the criminal record. And I could certainly go over that from a fact-checking perspective with you and have you comment on that if you wanted to. Or some people go, no comment. You know, it's really up to you.
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Okay. We're going to air the story regardless, but we will just list it as no comment then.
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If you want to get back in touch with me before then, you can just let Justin know if he's still speaking with you, and then we can arrange it that way if you'd like, once I've had more time to, like, talk with more people and vet more of this stuff myself.
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Perfect. Yeah, that would be great. All right. Take care of yourself. All right. Bye-bye.
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It's been a phone tag week. I apologize. The app hates me. How's it been going?
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Do you go into some sort of housing? I'm assuming they have probation or whatever.
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And then you go back to the court in Elmwood County Court, right, on December 19th? Oh, Elwood.
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Do you have a public defender or are you pro se?
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Okay. Cause I noticed there had been a lot, it seemed like you had changed counsel a lot and they wouldn't let you represent yourself.
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Does your public defender have any insight into, does he think you'll face time for these upcoming pending charges? No.
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It sounds like you think you can get the theft thrown out.
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Is there any sort of, like, plan in place for paying back or some of the other people that are smaller amounts? Like, I know you're in the hole pretty deep because, you know, Mason Motors and Stephen in that case, but what is the actuality you think that you'll be able to pay those back?
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Yeah, no problem. I don't know... if you are considering making further comment, but if you'd like, what I can do is similar to before, go through essentially the timeline document that we have now that it's filled out and I have all the sources filled in and like basically we have gathered and intend to include, or we can just leave it at no comment in general. It's completely up to you and
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Since we spoke before and we had talked about potentially speaking again, I just wanted to make sure you had the opportunity because the trailer is going out not this Thursday, but next Thursday for early release. So we're about two weeks out at this point.
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we honestly haven't decided yet. We've gone through like all the footage and it's all marked and like scripted as we call it, but we are actually like making the decisions of how we want to approach it and the structure and stuff. Still, we're still finalizing that. And I also wanted to wait until this conversation too. I try to like,
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My Husband Refuses to Grow Up and Take Responsibility
Yep. So a woman called in, it'll be on Monday's episode of this week. And it was, she was afraid of having a conversation with her husband, being attracted to other men and wanting attraction.
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My Husband Refuses to Grow Up and Take Responsibility
Yeah, so she wrote out right after. So right when we ended, it went to lunchtime. Then she sent me an email of, He's excited to have the questions for humans cards to work through together, and his response mirrored John's of distancing my work from the other guy. I have to say, I'll never forget John comparing the other guy kissing like dumb and dumber.
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My Husband Refuses to Grow Up and Take Responsibility
That's the best lust killer that I needed today. And I know the journey's not over, but it's also because I shared the truth with my husband.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
So I'm actually calling about a friend of mine. Sure.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
For real. Sure. I had my daughter about five months ago and it was cool because I had a kid with About four of my other friends. Something was in the water. I don't know. But anyway.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
Okay. So we've been on this journey together, first children. And all of us had different birth experiences, different support systems. But one of our friends in particular is having a really rough time. Tell me about it. Yeah. So... she and I probably both had like the more traumatic birth experiences, but unfortunately her child was in the NICU for an extended period of time.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
Um, I don't know what that's like, but I can only imagine how challenging that was. And since having the kid, what we, and I say we, it's my, my very close friend and I have our friends with her and have kind of been noticing this, but we think she's really struggling with postpartum depression or even rage. And that's,
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
manifesting in messages to us in the middle of the night on Instagram that are just like, I hate my wife or when her baby's crying in a group setting saying nobody cares to her baby, just saying, Hey, nobody cares baby. Or even referring to her baby as it. And I know, like, I know my friend's heart and I know that this is probably chemical. This is probably beyond her. but I'm worried about her.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
And I've talked to her when I can, but it's also a very sensitive subject. I mean, I went through my own challenges and I know how difficult it can be to really like see the forest for the trees when you're coming out of this incredibly intense life change that was traumatic. But yeah, I'm really concerned about her. And I think what I'm really calling is to understand
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
when she says these things in a group setting or even one-on-one, I've been at a loss for words, um, of how to respond in a way that is honest, but supportive and, but doesn't make it okay necessarily. I hope that makes sense.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
Well, there's been a few times and to be fair or clear, I guess I'm probably the one she's closest to in the group because we both had emergency C-sections and she called me the day it happened. And so I feel a sort of responsibility of kind of stepping up and being that person for her.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
And so there have been, I almost like make it a calendar note in my phone to call her or text her like every other day and set something up, whether it's a walk with just me or friend's in a group and we had a group come over probably two weeks ago. And that was when she kind of expressed that she was having like, almost like hallucinations at night, um, when she was taking care of the kid.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
And, um, that's when I got really scared and I actually reached out to her husband and called him and said, Hey, I'm really concerned. What can I do? Um, and also I just want you to know that I'm here for you. Um, what did he say? Oh, he, I think he kind of had a sigh of relief of like, Oh, you see what I'm seeing. And like, this isn't, this isn't just a battle that I have to fight, you know?
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
Um, and I think she's aware of it, but it's also like, I kind of see, you know, I remember being in the fog of that. It was a different situation for me, but it, you need someone to throw you a rope. And so I think the question I'm having is like, how do you throw a rope with sensitivity?
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
Yeah, and I know that she's only telling us.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
Yeah. That's the step I just haven't taken. Like I've had the conversations of how are you doing? Are you, you know, are you still having the hallucinations, but I haven't taken the are you going to see your doctor?
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
I'm the soft one in the front group. I can't.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
Yeah, it was scary calling her husband because I was like, I'm risking my friendship right now doing this. But at the end of the day, it was the right thing.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
I'm probably the one. It's just, I never want to overstep or hurt someone. But at the same time, I think it's the right thing.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
Well, I don't know. I mean, I think when I was going through this stuff, there's a lot you can assume on the outside about what someone is trying to do and their desires working through something. And I never want to assume... I don't know. I just don't want to assume something that's not there or just offend her.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
But I guess risking offending someone is probably the right thing to do if it would help her through this.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
I think it's that I just don't want her to think that I'm saying she's doing a bad job because that's not what I'm saying at all. I want her to know that. I think she's doing an awesome job and has been handed a really hand. That's right. But she needs help.
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Can I Be Married and Still Have Friends?
Yeah. Thanks, Dr. John. I appreciate it.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Hey, John, I'm doing really good. I'm super excited to talk to you this morning.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
I'm thinking of someone else. Sorry. She is in her fifties. She is in her like mid fifties. Sorry about that.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Um, so a few years ago when I was in high school, my brother, um, was, being curious and it was on her phone and you know, kids are Snoopy. So he was on her phone looking at her tabs and he, he saw Pornhub on there. And no kidding. Yeah. Yeah. And he was like, Oh my gosh. And he looked at me and he goes, mom is watching pornography. And I was like, Oh my gosh. Okay.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Um, and so my sister, if you watch this, I'm laughing right now.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Right. Yeah, it was pretty weird. And so, like, I would ask my sister over the course of a few months because it bothered me so bad. I could not stop thinking about it. Whenever I was around her, that's all I could think about. And I would ask over the course of a couple years, I told nobody because it just felt really...
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
taboo and very um embarrassing on her part too and on my family's side so like I would ask my sister I'd be like hey like does this like bother you in any way and she was like I try not to think about it I'm like it bothers me really bad and um so my June no Going into my summer of my junior year of college, I told my dad, I was like, I have to tell my dad. I can't like, he needs to know this.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Yeah. Yep. They're still married. Okay. Um, so I had to tell my dad and I was like, dad, I just, I sat down with him. It was just me and him in the living room. I said, mom is watching pornography. And we found it like a year or two ago on her phone. Um, And he was like, Oh, and he got very defensive and he said, Oh, well, um, you know, you have your own problems. Have you ever watched it?
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
And in high school I struggled with it like pretty bad. Um, I don't anymore. It's been years. So I was like, well, yeah, in high school I did. And he goes, well, you have nothing like, don't worry about it. Like, you have your own problems too. And it was weird. Cause that was like from my past and it, that was a lame move.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
That's my dad is a whole nother. I mentioned.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Yeah. Um, well, can I talk about one more thing before we go into that? Cause it's actually really important. So I did actually talk to my mom about it. Um, we did have a conversation. I told her, I said, mom, I know that you were watching pornography, um, Um, and at the time I had done research on pornography and the effects of it and how bad it is. And, um, she, um, was like, oh, I'm very sorry.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
There's always that one thing that you go back to. And then after that, we just hadn't really talked about it. Um, and like right now I feel like I just.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
That was probably maybe a little over a year, almost two years now.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
I think it's because sometimes when me and my husband are intimate, my body is reacting to him. And then I'll get this intrusive thought of my mom and like disturbing images. And at the same time, my body's reacting to my husband. I'm also, it's just, I hate it. And I, sometimes when I'm like just in my daily life, that's all I think about sometimes.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
And it can go on for hours and it makes me feel very disturbed.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Um, so the funny thing about this is I didn't know that I was abused until I started talking to my husband about it because he grew up in a very healthy household. I mean, every household has their issues. We've talked about stuff with his family that we don't agree with, but, um, yeah, uh, there was my dad, everyone, everyone throws around the term narcissist, like it's candy nowadays. Um,
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Um, but my dad is actually the textbook definition of a narcissist.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Yeah. So growing up, he would, he was very short tempered. He has his own. The reason why he's like this because Hannah, Hannah, tell me, tell me what happened. Yeah. So hold on.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Yeah. I think, um, there was a lot of it was just verbal, you know, like, Oh, you're, you're terrible, awful children. And then when you hear that, you know, it kind of, I've done a lot of healing through it. Um, I guess I don't,
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Yeah, it is. Um, with OCD, I actually in that area of my life, um, I didn't know what OCD was. Um, YouTube helped me figure it out because I had, they call it pure O and it's terrible. It's all in your head. It's all obsessive. It's more... Have you been to see a doctor? I was visiting with a therapist during my college years, but she wasn't really...
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Oh, yeah, definitely. And the reason for that is because... I still go through bouts of OCD here and there. It doesn't always go away. But in high school, actually, my senior year was the worst. It was, I went completely numb. My body just shut down because of how distressing the thoughts were.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Right. And I think too, like if, um, cause I have been thinking about therapy for a long time. Um, I would really want to dive in with a therapist too about my family life. I have never talked to a therapist really in depth about how I grew up and stuff like that.
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I’m in Love With Two Brothers
Yeah. Yeah, I've never been on medication before. When I was young, I... went to the hospital for having an anxiety attack and then they just gave me like these pills and then I never, my mom wouldn't let me take them. Good.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Well, the sun is shining and I successfully got my five young kids plus two bonus kids to two different schools on time and I get to talk to you. So it's a pretty good morning.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
No, seven. We brought two friends to school today. I carpooled.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
So five kids, my husband and I, so seven for us.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Okay. So first I'll ask you my general question. Then I can give you more specifics if you want them. Okay. How can my husband and I effectively discipline our 13 year old son without making him feel like his life is over?
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Okay. So primarily it has to do with screen time. So that's the thing that if we're going to give him a discipline, um, or cut something out, that's what really gets to him. Other things, extra chores, um, Whatever else doesn't really affect him at all. And if we take away screen time or cut it in half or whatever, he's just a beast. He's moody. He's rude. He thinks his life is over.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
And in this day and age, I feel like with kids, things have changed so much that a minor thing, maybe to adults, because we can see the bigger picture, to children... You know, in adolescence, he hasn't gone through puberty yet. I don't think, I think to him, it's the end of the world. And is it okay for him to feel that way? Should I do something different? Should we talk through it?
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Um, we're pretty strict. He likes to play Fortnite and he thinks the time allowed is for babies and it should be more.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Yeah, he talks to his friends, but he's also a pretty outdoorsy with his friends too. So he's getting a lot of outside time too with his friends.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
He's just, he gets really just in a bad mood and mean lately because he doesn't get enough screens. And if we take it away and it's just all, everything in his world is based around that. He doesn't have a smartphone. So he says we treat him like a baby because he has a Trumi phone, which is a kid version phone.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Right, right. That's something I need to, you know, his emotions, they're not, It's not me. He doesn't have control over my emotions. That's on me.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
So that's kind of, you know, so he's been very disrespectful. He's always been my sweet. You know, he's the oldest of five. We have twin girls that just turned seven. They're the youngest. And he's always been my sweet, responsible person. you know, when, and, um, in school, he's in seventh grade, he's in all, um, advanced honors classes. He does a great job.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
And he's like, mom, I'm doing, I'm doing my stuff. I'm, I'm, you know, I'm doing what I'm supposed to do. It's not fair that you are controlling, um, you know, your safety is there's not an ROI on your safety. Yeah.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Yeah. So when he acts in a way that, And he thinks his life is over and he goes in his room and he doesn't want to come out. He doesn't want to do normal life because he thinks his life is over. Do I go engage with him? Do I give him space?
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Yeah, I know that makes sense.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
So there are twins and they just turned seven. So we had five and five years. The twins were a big surprise. The fourth one was a surprise. Then there were two. It was just nuts.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
See, I feel like that's actually one area where we have made a priority. Amazing. We do a date every single week. Sometimes it's biking to Starbucks and bringing cards. Sometimes it's more elaborate. But we do... I mean, we just went out of the country together for a 15-year anniversary and left all the kids.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Yeah, we... We do. We spend a lot of time together. One night a week when the kids go to bed, we try to not watch a show. We try to be like playing board games or cards. So we're not perfect by any means, but we definitely want to show our kids. Um, I've, I've heard from you, from others that, um, our marriage is more important.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Perfect. Perfect. He's going to come to me when he gets home before, before the kids and my kids see that we kiss in the kitchen, you know, yeah, all the things. And they say you, and I think that's perfect.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Yeah. When our twins cry, when we go on dates, cause they still do. Um, and then the kids stay home by themselves now, which is amazing. Um, but when they don't want us to go, we tell them, you know, if you, Us having a good marriage is the biggest gift we can give you guys.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Yeah, and I think it's good, good for them.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
And yeah, I want to, I want to preface this by saying my husband is, so we have, we've been married 15 years. He's one of the ones that just incredible, incredible guy. I mean, just, I don't know what I did. Um, just, he's an amazing dad, amazing husband, amazing friend, just amazing employee. He's just a wonderful person. So I want to caveat that first, but I do want to say, um, he's an engineer.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
So he designs, um, a lot of electrical electronic stuff, you know, memory, um, lots of things like that. And So in his nature, he's on his phone a lot and he likes to be on his phone. That's kind of, that's what he does. That's what he likes to do. And I'm noticing that our oldest is noticing that. And he's like, well, you know, you say it's not great, but dad's always on his phone.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
And that's something that I don't know how.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Is it... I don't want to say normal, but is it typical... at this age for our son to be moody as heck. Yes. If he wants something, I mean, he can change it if he wants something.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
And it all revolves around...
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
What we don't let him do. Yeah. Yeah.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
Yeah. And we, we try as well. And again, we have, I know, I know.
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I’m Married, But I’m Attracted to Someone Else
But isn't it hard to not be like, what could I? Yes. Yes. Like once a week we try when the younger three are in bed, our 11 year old daughter, who's 11 and a half. And then our 13 year old son, we let him stay up and me, my husband and them too. We play. Yes. We play cards or we do something. We, we, we try. So it's, It's just hard to not to think that it's enough.
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
All right. Well, I'm just kind of wanting to get your input on something. And I guess, as you say, ask you what the next right move is. All right. So can in a relationship that's based on similar values, you know, good, healthy relationship, but there is no physical attraction coming from one party. Is that something that can grow over time?
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
So kind of what's going on is there's a guy and we did actually meet on an online dating app.
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Yeah. And at my age, I am 43. You said at my age, like you're like as old as Kelly.
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
It wasn't Tinder, unfortunately. Yeah, not my speed.
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Yep. So we had a really good bio and it was funny and intelligent. And I was like, huh, okay. And so we started talking, you know, we matched, we started talking over about the course of a week and we should really get together for coffee and just kind of go from there. And this on paper, this guy is wonderful. He is successful in his career. He has some passions that he kind of pursues.
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Hi, John. Thank you so much for talking to me. I feel like I've heard all those nicknames and more.
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
What's up? Okay. So my question is, how can my husband and I rebuild trust around my phone use while I balance maintaining autonomy with our concerns about addiction? Or another way to say it is, at what point does phone addiction need to be treated as a serious addiction?
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Well, I've been overthinking this for a long time. I can tell. I listen to you.
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Um... This is the main issue that my husband and I really struggle to communicate on. Everything else, finances, parenting. I mean, we disagree sometimes, but we can talk through it. And neither of us like to argue. We just talk with each other really well about everything else. But this is the thing that we really struggle with and we keep coming back to it. And yeah, I don't know. I just...
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
we kind of came back to it and I was just like, Oh, let me just see what John's advice could be. What is it that you're coming back to?
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Okay. So the low point as an adult with coping and escaping was a few years ago. So we have three kids. When my oldest was a baby, I was a stay at home mom. We also lived overseas. And so I was very isolated and I, So I was seeing that my screen time averaged each day seven to nine hours a day. And I just realized that's basically a full-time job.
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
My full-time job is supposed to be loving and serving and taking care of my baby. And I love him so much. And I'm not doing that as my full-time job well if I'm on my phone. So it was very humbling and very sobering. And I went to my husband and asked him to help me with that and put restrictions on my phone.
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
And so we set my phone up as you have to set it up as if you're a child so that the restriction is not just a reminder that pops up on the screen. It actually shuts the app out and we put restrictions on everything. And then since then, that was about five and a half years ago. Since then, we have just made it more and more strict to the point where I feel like, okay, I understand we need to
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He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
He's funny. He's compassionate. This whole checklist that I have, right?
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
restrict this some because i consistently do not control myself with it but also i'm an adult and i it is still a tool for certain things and i'm just struggling to use it i don't okay let's use it in all in the helpful ways let's flip this whole thing around okay okay
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Well, it felt like connection with everyone back home, but also I did have friends there, and it's false connection. It's really not the greatest connection.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I would be a little nicer than that.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Yes, but also I was always lonely until very recently. I have wonderful friends now in the past year or two. Now I have so many amazing people in my life all the time, consistently week to week. But up until the last year or two, I had no one.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
I hear what you're saying. So now I have connection with friends. And it's not nearly as addictive as it used to be.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
I don't know. I can really be my true self with several people, which is a huge gift. I didn't used to have that. Do you think you're worth it?
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
You know, lately I've had a lot of feedback from, I'm so sorry.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
I have had a lot of feedback from my friends, um, about just the encouragement that I've been to them and they really enjoy being around me. And I'm doing some, uh, very part-time like helping a friend out with something work ish related and, She's just so positive about how I'm doing with that. And she's just so, so appreciative and so kind. And I'm really, I'm really not used to that.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Oh, you're good. So we started dating and as things progressed, I kind of realized that I'm just not feeling that chemistry. I'm not feeling that connection. And I so much told him that, hey, I'm struggling a little bit. This is the first time that I've really tried to date since my divorce, which was almost six years ago. Dang, dude, you're on the sidelines, Hannah.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Uh, it varies. I have been on it more recently. It's more like maybe three, three and a half hours every day.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
I don't know how to communicate with my husband about it because we're trying to parent together. This affects my parenting. We're trying to live life together, and this affects my ability to function and think clearly and all that, right?
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
I'm not getting that feedback from him. It's not enough. It is not good enough because I am not at the ideal.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
No. No, my mom, I was never enough.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Yeah. That's happened recently with him.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Well, he says when I bring this up with him,
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
before I've said I feel like I'm being treated like a child here I'm an adult I know he and he says well you've acted like a child but then in later conversations he says he doesn't want to be parenting me but it's almost like I don't want to be but you're making me that's how it feels I know he would disagree with what I'm saying gas lights burn brightly Anna burn bright but once go ahead once
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
He and I both recognize that this is very addictive. Then I feel that I've been labeled as an addict. So then it's like my perspective on this whole issue doesn't matter at all because I'm an addict.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
I hope you're wrong. It really does feel like it's true that we communicate and we agree on everything else.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
He has very strong opinions about few things. He's a very easygoing person when he is. I don't know. I'm so sorry.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
I needed to do some healing for sure.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
And feel like, all right, I'm ready to get back out there. And so maybe I'm just intimidated. Maybe that has something to do with it. And I just kind of told him, hey, this is how I'm feeling. And I don't mean to be offensive, but this is just kind of where I'm at. And so he came back with, I want to stay friends. I really care about you. I like you. I think it could change.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
I think it's because home was always, I never felt like I had a home growing up. I don't know how to feel safe in my home.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
So to practice this, do I... take the restrictions off my phone and stop treating it like that?
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
And I'm just not really sure what to do with that. I don't want to lead him on, and I enjoy still having him as a friend. But past that, I don't know what to do.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
If I did the same, my husband would never laugh with me. He would say... That's a really childish decision. You can't be allowed to just make these unadult decisions.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Well, it's – excuse me. A little. Okay. Um, which he's actually, that was one of the things that we kind of bonded over. He's, um, towards the beginning of his fitness journey, which I've been on for the last few years. Awesome. And I've lost a significant amount of weight and we've actually talked about, I'm like, Oh, it took me almost four years to get to where I wanted to be.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Yes. And I can't put my finger on it. And I have one semi-unique circumstance. I do have a special needs child. Okay. And that's something that has just been really hard with kind of getting back out there. I like to be very upfront with potential people. Hey, if this turns into a thing, I have a child that here's the situation. And a lot of people go running.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
In a relationship that's based on similar values, but there is no physical attraction coming from one party, is that something that can grow over time? On paper, this guy is wonderful.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Well, thank you. It doesn't feel that way sometimes.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
And so I would tell you, that's what I don't want to happen for me or for him.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
Yeah, I mean, that's always the concern. Of course. But here we are.
The Dr. John Delony Show
He’s Perfect, but He Doesn’t Turn Me On
It does, and I appreciate that very much.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
And In the beginning of our relationship, I did not have a bank account. I had a job, but I did not have a bank account. And then when I became pregnant with our first child, I stopped working. And he, without me prompting, surprised me as a gesture, added me to his bank account for our upcoming child. And then... That's when our finances were commingled.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
It was a huge gesture. And we never sat down and talked about the nuances because at this time, neither one of us had money. a penny to our name. We didn't have two nickels to rub together, but we had this child coming up and it meant a lot. Okay. And through shortly after I had the birth of our first child, I got a great paying job and with great benefits about two months after the birth.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
And he wasn't able to continue working, uh, his part-time job any longer, so we decided he would quit, stay at home with the child, and I would continue working to bring home the bacon. Throughout the years, as the child got older and as time went on, we were in a situation where he was able to start working again and we were able to utilize daycare, and I was continuing my job.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
But then there became a pattern of going from job to job where he would get a job and shortly quick because he didn't like it or he didn't like management or he would just continuously call out. And this continued on for a few years. And I just thought, you know, he'll be figuring out what he wants to do. He'll find his niche eventually.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
It became really hard to not rely on what he says he was going to do. I stopped trusting his word.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
but I don't feel emotionally or financially safe.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
No, he's not like that. It's just a lot of, I guess, it's just emotional. It's gaslighting where I feel like if I express how I'm feeling, it's my... it's my, it's my problem for feeling how I feel and that I'm just overreacting when I feel a certain way. Um, but I am, I am physically safe. Okay. He does not do any kind of yelling or name.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
And that's kind of where I've gotten to the point.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
Yeah. I think I feel he wants to portray to the world that he is, that he has all this money. And I feel like it's kind of, he, he likes to go out to and go out to launch with friends and he'll pick up the bill. And then I'm left there standing and, in line at the food bank because he decided to spend $200, you know, a couple days before going out to eat.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
And when I approached him about it, I'm the bad guy because he's not been allowed to go out to eat.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
I don't understand how somebody who says they care about their family can be okay with that.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
He likes to go out and he'll pick up the bill. And then I'm left there standing in line at the food bank because he decided to spend $200. When I approached him about it, I'm the bad guy because he's not been allowed to go out to eat.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
and he resents you for it and yet he uses you for it I think that the hardest realization is that he's not I mean 14 years and the the myth the veil finally lifted this year that's right and what the final straw was is I took a we bought a house that's only in my name because he doesn't have good credit
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
And I took an equity line of credit to pay off all of our debt and found out about a month ago that without my knowledge, he maxed them all out again. Now I'm double in the hole. And he just says that he needed to buy those things. He was getting gas or he was, you know, getting food.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
Hi, John. Yes, I had a question about financial abuse. And my question is, when is financial behavior... in a relationship considered financial abuse or just typical financial behavior in a relationship.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Spends All My Salary
What I'm working with is we, I've been in a relationship for 13 years and I'm un, I'm unmarried. Okay. We have three children together.
The Ramsey Show
Your Debt Should Make You Uncomfortable
the fully funded emergency fund how much yeah hannah what do you have now combined um combined income or savings savings and what you were calling emergency fund um so currently the emergency fund is at like 140 and the savings is about 300 okay how much do you guys make a year My husband makes about 55 to 60,000 a year. Okay.
The Ramsey Show
Your Debt Should Make You Uncomfortable
So my husband and I are on baby step one and I'm wondering where I should put that emergency fund when it comes to like my bank account. So right now we have 10% that goes to our church and then we do 10% of our income into savings. I'm wondering if that emergency money goes with my savings or should I put it in a different account?
The Ramsey Show
Your Debt Should Make You Uncomfortable
Emergency fund I wouldn't touch, whereas like savings is... I didn't know I needed an oil change, and I didn't budget for that. Okay. So it would come out of savings.
The Viall Files
E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Great. My name is Hannah. I am 24 and I'm not sure if I made a mistake getting back together with my boyfriend.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I mean, I would, I would agree with that.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
So we broke up about a year and a half ago. So we had been dating for about a year and a half at that point. We broke up for about six months and then I moved. Yeah. And then we got back together. So it's been about a year now that we've been together again.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I would say that when we first like got back together, I was honestly not 100% sure. But I think a lot of what I had been asking for when which led to the breakup, I was seeing so logically, it almost made sense. Because like, I saw that he was putting in the work, like he was never willing to go to therapy before.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
But as soon as we broke up, it was like, he started going to therapy, he started really connecting with his friends. And doing, doing things that I had like asked for and he was really attentive and cared so much about me. And so I saw like all of that there.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And then, but I kind of had like a, I'm not really sure if this is the right thing, but I felt like almost like I would lose him if I didn't get back together because he had been putting in so much of the work over those six months to get into a place where like I trusted him again. And then the last
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
year, collectively, I think that some of that effort has worn off, which I mean, I know that that can happen in a relationship. But the biggest thing is that I moved across the country to move in with him. And like, this is the third big move that I've made in the last three years.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
A year later. Yeah. So a lot of effort there. And when we were moving, when I was moving across the country, he did not help with that move at all. I paid for everything. I did the move myself. I did it like with me and a friend and moved everything into the apartment, found the apartment, like helped with all of it. And the effort was not there as much as I would have liked to see.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Do you live by yourself or with him? I live with him. So now we moved in together.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I found the apartment. We live with another couple and I found them as well. So it's been a lot of effort on my side over the last few years.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
unique it's honestly been yeah no i mean we're young and we're in a really big city so it's expensive but they're incredible and i love them and it's honestly been really nice to see another couple that's like our age and almost like we've been together around the same time as well so it's kind of like a direct comparison if you will just seeing how they like interact versus like how we do is like definitely been been interesting okay so i guess at the end of the day why are you feeling this doubt about your relationship or specifically your boyfriend
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
When we first broke up, I guess a little bit more context there. He's a year and a half younger than me. We met in college and we were doing long distance. And every two to three weeks, I was driving like 17 hours to go see him back when he was finishing up college or I'd be flying. And I put in a lot of work there and I kind of understood it then because he was finishing up school.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And then he just wasn't really super appreciative. He didn't care as much. And then I think that now like it's been kind of that same energy and I just feel like maybe I was mistaken to, to get back with him because like maybe he hadn't been, hadn't changed enough upon like getting back together or like during that time we were separated. Yeah.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I think that a lot of it is that, Like I think that, you know, him being someone who comes from like a very like stable family and I don't come from a stable of a family and him like having all these things like boxes that he kind of checks, but also like not really seeing him like love me the way that I feel like I need to be loved as much.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Like I've had those conversations, like when I put in a ton of effort, he's not putting in that as well. So I'm almost feeling like for someone who checks all these boxes as a person, like I think I should be feeling more or like getting more. And I also like, I guess I'm just like, feeling like, okay, if this is the best that I can do, I'm not as happy as I wish that I could be.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And you know, I feel so loved and cared about from like my friends, and they've like, you know, helped me move across the country. And they have been by my side when things get hard a lot of the times. And he has other priorities. He focuses on work so much. He does all these things that like, yes, are good and great.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
But I'm almost like I've explained to him so many times, like at the end of the day, like, I'm the one that is going to be there for you when you succeed. So I'd love if you were there for me, like when I'm you know, struggling or when I'm like trying to do these things for our relationship, like I'm moving our relationship forward.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And I almost just feel like he's not seeing this as an investment the same way that he sees like his work as an investment, or like going to the gym as an investment, you know, like, it's not the same. And I think I do try really hard to like, be a good girlfriend. And I put in a lot of work to our relationship that I feel like he doesn't like appreciate.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
But just because it's like there and it kind of is working. For him, he doesn't feel like he needs to put in that effort because it's just kind of working as is. So I think that I just feel like I'm not getting.
The Viall Files
E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I mean, for one, I mean, moving across the country, putting in all of that work and him not being anywhere and just kind of showing up at his new apartment with everything moved in. Did you express that frustration? Oh, absolutely.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I mean, I told him like during the move, like the actual move while I was moving that like I was really disappointed that he couldn't prioritize like coming and helping me at least a little bit. And there was ways that even with him not physically being there that he could have helped like knowing that,
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I hadn't like eaten all day or like knowing that I hadn't, you know, like that I was struggling with like, you know, finding a gas station or something like he could have helped in other ways. And then the other thing is during that whole move, he asked me for another favor on top of that. So it's like almost like not really empathizing with the whole, how much work I've put into that.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
See, I think that like, looking back on it, if I had I think I could have done a better job of saying like, Hey, if you could show up for me in this way, like I'd really appreciate it. But at the same time, like there was, and I don't think I held that against, I still don't think I hold that necessarily against him.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
But I do think that like during the move, there was certain things that I was like, Hey, like we're trying, I'm trying to, I found a place. Here's the, like all of the details. Like I need you to send me this for like the security deposit, for example. And like, he couldn't just like send send that I was trying to get everything lined up for him.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And it was like, I need to go talk to like my mom, or I need to go and like, do this thing. And it was very like, meeting or like, not being super helpful or supportive. And it just felt like a lot of resistance, which I do think in general, it's like if I do set expectations with him, I'm almost like, always a little bit disappointed. So I think I just like try to take things on myself.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
But I think in this move, like not all of it, I can say is like his fault, but the way that he's responded to it since it just like maybe wasn't like what I was looking for either.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I would say that we're pretty in similar stages of life. The only like, so yeah, we both are like starting our career. I have like two jobs. I work as like a wedding photographer. And I also work like a full nine to five. So pretty busy, like throughout the week. And as is he.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
But I would say that, like, I care a lot more about building relationships and friendships and, you know, more like working to live rather than living or you know, I'm not trying to just like have a job and have that be my whole life. And I think that he's like more willing to put in that now.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And then looking for like the future, I feel like I'm very kind of, I don't think I, I don't know if I want children and he does want to have children, but I think I could be convinced. But I just think that if I, if I'm with a partner who I have to kind of like be the project manager for, or almost like be more of the mom and like make sure that things are like lined up, I just like feel really,
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
uneasy about bringing a child into the world. And I think that that's like something that stresses me out, like getting into three years in a relationship with someone I know it's not like that long. And I also know that I'm only 24. But at the same time, it's like if you're in a serious relationship, and they're interested in having children, like someday, that might be the case.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
So I kind of like look at him and I'm like, Okay, are you stepping up for me? in the way that like I would potentially need if I brought a child into this world. So I do think that there's a huge difference there. But I think it's also just like, you know, I didn't have like a super stable family growing up. So I think that I'm a little bit more hesitant for the whole kid situation.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Honestly, he comes from an extremely wealthy family and I grew up in poverty. So he still relies on them for a lot of things just because they will give it to him. And he calls his dad all the time for advice on work or to get his resume checked or for a job interview for connections. And his parents still pay for it. his groceries.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And that's like something that like, he's like, well, if they're going to do it, like might as well take advantage of it. And I have always been so independent that I think it like, there's nothing, I guess, wrong with it, but it definitely is like a, it's, it's a little bit tough for me to, to like not be independent in some ways like that.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
No, I mean, he's, I think that he like, when you look at him on paper and in general and you're like, wow, like what a, what a cool guy is. And I do think that I like, I mean, I know that I love him for being with him for three years and all these things. We've done a lot together. I will say, though, that like there's so much that I feel like we not even like butt heads on.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And I get like I do completely listening to your show all the time. Like I know that I'm like, OK, Nick's going to say that like he's he's 23. He's younger than you. Like he's not mature. Like I get all of that. But it's like, he has shown efforts like in spurts where it's like, okay, yeah, he is saying what I like, I'm setting expectations. He's doing those things for a few months, right?
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
He kind of falls back into this, like almost being lazy with it or thinking that I'm just going to still be there. And I get that, but it's almost like, I don't know if I truly feel super like love. Like sure, I might say that I love him, but it's like, I don't feel loved because I have to keep nagging.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And I do think that it's like after three years, like some of the foundation of like, hey, this is, I get that like setting expectations is so important, but like, I do think I am someone who over communicates rather than under communicates. And I do think that it's like a situation where like, I do love him.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And I do see that like, there's so, so many, yes, obviously having like a, like a rich family, having that stability is something that I never had. And I think in some ways, because I have had no relationship models, it's like, is this normal that, you know, it's so hard for us to have a conversation without it, like becoming an argument.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Like he literally said recently that like, he doesn't really see the point of having a conversation if it's, if we're not like arguing about something. And I'm like, what does that even mean? So it's tough to like talk about things that I care about or that I'm passionate about because he's like, it'll cut the conversation almost.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And just like, you know, talk about work or things that he's interested in. So it's like, sort of like, are these things normal? Or am I just being kind of in my head about like, okay, why did maybe I don't know what a healthy relationship looks like. And maybe it's like, because of how I grew up that I don't think that this is how it should feel.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Well, for example, there was a conversation around parental leave, which I think that I'd be interested to hear your take on too. But like, it came up that, you know, father should, I asked him basically, like, how long do you think that men should go on parental leave? And he said, well, my dad only took three weeks.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And I said, well, I think that like, at least like, you know, a few months or until like you're, wife is in a better position to, to like, you know, like when, when she doesn't need you anymore, or when she's feeling comfortable, like then you can go.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And especially if you're in a financial position to do that, like, I think that you should be able to prioritize like how your, your wife is, or you're literally the mother of your child is feeling. And he was just like, kind of arguing for the sake of arguing. And I was like, Hey, like, you know, that I'm kind of like,
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
on the fence about having children and this is one of those conversations what do you mean by you think he was arguing for the sake of arguing why do you say that he does that like he does that like a lot where like i'll say hey like i didn't think that this joke that you made about like women or something was that funny and like can you explain specifically to this that is
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I think that, yeah, I think that he was like, He wasn't joking in that situation. I think he was genuinely just being like, well, I don't really see the point of maybe doing the whole like longer parental leave. Like maybe he didn't understand his role. So I was like, hey, like, let's have a conversation about it. Right. Like, I was kind of like, hey, like, yeah.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
sometimes you kind of have to have sometimes these arguments and discussions are kind of normal you know to a certain extent no and that's so true like i i like completely hear you on that and i think that that's like something that i've been really working on or just like trying to facilitate more of those conversations because you're so right like if i'm just like asking a question that he has no idea about the same thing if you ask me a question about like sports i don't have a good answer for it's like i'm not going to sound great and i'm going to be honestly listening
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
to him to like hear his perspective, maybe because I could learn something. And that's kind of like, maybe how I felt like that conversation could have gone. But I mean, other things like I don't know if you remember the whole Gabby Petito situation. She passed away. Her husband murdered her, basically. And this was something that was happening during the pandemic.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And I remember talking to him about this. And it was something that I was really interested in. And I was like, hey, there's so many things that could have been changed in this process. And I think it's so important to pay attention to current events. And like these things that happen to women, because like you could prevent it.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Like if you saw any of these things that happen and you should really not be like reading into those things, you shouldn't be paying attention to those things. Like that, all that stuff is like scary and messing with your head. And I'm like, Hey, like, I think it's important to care about women, especially someone who's like passed away.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And so like, that is something that like things that I really do care about or things that I'm like, Hey, like, let's have a conversation about this because I'm feeling it. He like likes to shut those down. And I think that that's like, maybe we're that like, Oh, arguing for the sake of arguing.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
that feeling came from you're right that maybe it wasn't that but i definitely think that there is that energy a lot when we were having these conversations rather than like you know just just like listening to for the sake of listening yeah in that gabby's story i guess if you could remember like what what kind of response were you hoping for like what would have been the i think i think that it was more like to listen and to hear and be like oh my gosh like that's that's like
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
that is terrible or oh my gosh like that's yeah that is crazy or wow I feel like there is like a lot like kind of having a conversation about like these different parts that could have you know gone better for her being like oh yeah like wow like we should be more aware of those things I do think it sounds like maybe I don't think you're deliberately trying to test him
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
No, I like hear what you're saying. And I definitely think that you're probably right about like the testing because I do think that there is like a lot of like me not maybe feeling as like appreciated on the day to day or just like in general, maybe not feeling as loved.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And so maybe it is kind of like me being like, hey, like in this conversation, something that I care about, like this is me showing you that I care about something like how are you responding? Because on the day to day, it's like, maybe I don't feel as cared about or like as heard. However, I do think that like,
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
you're you're you're right and that I I probably am like testing things more than I should and I guess like my I guess maybe a question to you is like if you were to go back to when you were 24 and having these conversations with like your partners how would you facilitate those conversations or really like not like testing but like how do you how do you know and how do you know if it's not just like we're so different that maybe this like won't work or if it's like
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
You know, or maybe maybe we do care about each other. But how do we like cut the bullshit kind of and get to what really matters and to connect? Because that's really I think what I'm looking for is the connection. Right.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
You know, but just a roommate or just.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
That, I mean, I think that, I think that that is helpful. And I mean, I think that it's, I think it's positive that like, we've been able to manage to make it back for like three years and whatever, blah, blah. And I think that we like still have some of that, like,
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
fight in us i mean i know that i i do but i think that like this moving across the country and doing all these things for someone is like kind of like it does feel like like big things right and i just almost feel like for the the big like for the things that we have done together and yes we're still young but it feels very like significant it just feels like this should be someone that i am like willing to go to the end with and it's almost like that those conflicting feelings of like we're doing all these big things but i'm almost feeling like whoa
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Well, 100%. And I will say like adding onto the move. Cause I like during, so there was like the me moving stuff into his studio apartment for like me going from my moving across the country into his studio apartment, me finding the apartment. And then there was the second move where he did come back here and I scheduled like the movers.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And at that point I had that conversation with him saying like, I really wish if you like that you had stepped up, like this was really hard for me. And he like acknowledged that I did put in a lot of work with that.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
But then when the movers came and like I had scheduled that, he decided to like halfway through that process, he like was like, okay, I need to go to the gym and I need to like study for this like interview that he had coming up at the end of the week, like it wasn't super pressing, and it was only one day.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
But again, it was kind of like a, I do want to say that, like, I appreciate how hard working he is. And I do appreciate like all of that. But at the same time, it is like that was a moment, I think, during the move where I was like, okay, I you didn't have to go to the gym. And also, you could have waited till like the next day, to maybe prepare for this for this interview.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And I mean, he didn't get that. Unfortunately, he did not get the job. And it was more of like an info session or like an informational interview rather than like there was a job that he could have gotten. And so just kind of like was like, OK, this is, you know, losing a little like few points with me.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
um so that was disappointing but I do I do agree that there's like probably smaller things than that like on the day-to-day that it's like hey can you like step up and do this rather than waiting for these big things where there's like very high emotions and obviously it's like
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
both of our first times like moving in with someone so like I get that that it's tough to test someone in those high stress situations but um it definitely is also like telling I guess for me like if something really bad were to happen in the future I immediately go to like the big things that have we've like gone through together and I'm like did he step up for me not really um and I guess it's just like it is like setting expectations is important yes
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
But I also think, like, if it was me, I wouldn't need the expectations. I just would want to do it. And I, like, wouldn't have to be asked. I know, and he's not me. But that's the tough thing. Well, it's not that tough.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
No, and that's, and that's true. There's like no pressure figuring it out now. Yeah.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Um, no, but I, no, I mean, I appreciate that. I think that it's like, it's like good to kind of take a, take a step back and realize that like, it doesn't need to be figured out right now.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And while like being with someone for three years and moving across the country does seem significant, it's like, there's still many more years before I'd ever want to like actually get married or think about having children seriously. So like, it doesn't really matter. And I'm also, yeah.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Yeah. No, I mean, that's, that's true. I mean, I do think that like he respects his dads or some other guys like opinions, maybe more than, more than mine. Um, but I do think he like comes to me with things. He might not like listen to that, but I think it's also just like, you know, like sure. Yeah.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I do think that there is like some willingness to like grow and learn, but he is very, very routine more than I am. And I do think that I like accommodate that so much more than he would accommodate what I want to do. But at the same time, I think I'm like way more confident in my like independence, but like that kind of almost like doesn't bring us together. Right.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Like if he's very kind of stuck in his ways and does his thing, but I'm also okay with just doing my own thing. Like it kind of separates us. So I think that like moving forward for sure is,
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I would love to figure out ways to bridge that and connect more because instead of us just doing everything that he wants to do or me just doing it by myself, I'd love for us to do things that we could compromise on and do together. Who likes who more?
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
I okay. I mean, this is I feel this all the time. And I'm very confused by it. Because I do think I care more. But I feel like he doesn't he I feel like he could like me. I mean, I don't know, Nick, I honestly feel like he, I don't know if he loves me as much as he could. But I also think I'm the only thing that he has to compare love to. So I'm sure he loves me more than
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
because our parents were older. But at the same time, like, I think that there's so much that needs to happen before then. And I keep telling him to like, the reason why he has such a wonderful dad is because he also has a wonderful mom that was able to do everything at home while like his dad went out to work.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And like, the reason why he's had like such a good childhood is because he had two great parents that like, were great support systems for each other and like understood that balance. And I think that like,
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
you know his dad would not have been able to go to work as much as he did if he didn't have like an incredible mom holding down the house and things like that and I'm never going to be someone who like would want to be a stay-at-home mom all the time but I also like have a lot of my own like business ventures and things that I want to do independently so I could like do some more of that but I definitely think it's like when you're with a man in my opinion you have a child it's like that man is responsible for protecting your independence more than anyone else and I think that's like what
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
gives me some fear is like when I become a mother, like if I do someday, like my husband or the father of my child is like going to be the one who gets to protect my independence. And if he can't fight for that, I get a little bit nervous, but you're so right.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Like we are so young and I don't think he's really thinking about that, but I like think about it a lot just because like I had to grow up very quickly and I was very independent. And I think that that like gives me fear, but at the same time, it's like not pressing, like you said, and the biological clock, maybe with the right person, I would want to have kids,
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
or maybe someday like with maturity, he could be that person, but there's also adoption and there's also other options in the future as well.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
His mom is tough. Um, so we have like, we've, we've kind of gone back and forth. I think she's like the hardest person that I've like had to like win over. Um, But like we've gotten dinner like a couple of times and we've talked like sometimes and I'll like send her pictures from time to time. But like she definitely doesn't like treat me like a like a like a daughter or anything.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
But also like I don't have a great relationship with my mom. So like the whole like mother situation is like a little bit different.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
tough and maybe it's like me not interacting with her all that well but like I get along with all of his aunts and his dad really well and his sister so like I'm pretty I've gone on family vacations with them at this point so she likes me enough to allow me to go to those things in summary I don't know
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
Well, I'm, I'm looking forward to that. I'd like for him to, to like question that. Cause I want it to be like chosen for being me, not just because like, I'm the only option, you know? Like I would like, did you guys date in your breakup? No, I mean, no, he, no, we both, we both really did not. Um, and he focused a lot more on like, I, yeah, that's kind of what I thought too. I wish that he had.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
no I think I think no no I think that that makes like a lot of sense and as like you say it's big but I think it's I think it is helpful just to like slow it down and I do feel like you know, life feels like it moves quickly, right? But it's like, you know, there's so much that can happen even just in a year.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And I think that like this first year of us living together, like I do want to see if we can, you know, get into a place where we're both really happy and working towards those goals. And I think that that's a good way to kind of have those conversations and set goals for each other.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
And by the end of this year, when our lease is up and if we renew it or not, like that can be a good kind of benchmark to see. Um, or next year, if we renew the lease, like give it some time, but before we move anywhere else, like really make sure that we're in a good place and we want to move forward together.
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E851 Ask Nick - Homewrecking For The Holidays
No, absolutely. I appreciate that. All right. All right. Take care. All right. Bye-bye.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
No, we're not identical, but we are extremely close, probably just about as close as twins can be.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
To my knowledge, they started the affair sometime early last summer. I think it was building a little bit before then. My sister actually left her husband for this guy. And then she went back to her husband. And my understanding was that they had broken up. But then, you know, because she confides in me, they got back together. Then they broke up again. Then they got back together. So I...
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
He had his suspicions, but they've been together for so long that it just like, it couldn't be true.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Now he knows. Yeah. Now he knows that she had an affair. He hopes and believes and is telling himself that it is over.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Um, I think it's over, um, in a lot of ways, but I think that, uh, they work together and I think that there's still a lot of like wink, wink, but like, you're still my love kind of like situation going on.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Um, the affair partner, um, they, uh, so they're coworkers. He is, um, uh, he has been divorced several times. He, um, is much, much older. I've met him, not a cool guy. And he had a long-term girlfriend that he broke up with for my sister.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Nope. No kids. Not yet. They were planning on doing that soon, but that, you know, this put a wrench in everything.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
They've been married for, they had their, they would have had their anniversary and their fifth anniversary in December, but they've been together since my sister was 19. That's like her only, you know, person she's ever had.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
They separated and now they're like, I'll tell you all about it. Now they're, you know, she's sort of moved back in and, you know, it's very messy.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
open, so open, too open. It's a huge burden on me. She told me in the beginning before I knew that it was going to become a full fledged affair. She told me, you know, that she had, you know, you know, in a fit of passion, you know, slept with someone else. So this would have been just the second person she's ever had sex with. You know, she's only ever been with her husband.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
And I, you know, didn't want to panic or freak out, even though I'm pretty tight with my brother-in-law. I don't know, didn't know how to act. So so she she told me and I kind of, you know, let it go, like, let it be like, OK, well, you know, you keep that you keep that a secret. Then it happened again. Then it happened again. And by the end of last summer.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Because my sister and I have such a strange bond, which is kind of like, you know, no matter what you we were there for each other.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
When you can't count on anyone else to not judge you, to not to not punish you, to not whatever. Like, it's just your open ears. And that's always been our relationship.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Well, that's like, my gosh. Yeah. Nail on the head with that.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
I'm grappling with how, I mean, I've been, our relationship has changed, especially in recent months and even just as immediately as, you know, when I wrote in. But what I'm grappling the most with is recent, you know, kind of like, you know, beginning, you know, about a month or two ago of just disgust and anger with my sister.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
And I'm worried that I won't ever be able to, you know, rebuild that kind of, you know, relationship with her.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
I think it's helped her a lot. And I've done a lot of reflecting on this lately. You think it's helped?
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Well, yeah, I mean, absolutely. And and and the fact of the matter is that, I mean, things have changed. Like now we I mean, the last weeks and months, you know, probably for especially since the last month or so, since she's moved back in with her husband, she still comes to me with some of the same problems she came to me about before. And now I'm giving like, I mean, I feel so mean to her.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
I am. And I am I'm telling her what's what I'm telling her everything I'm telling she's like she doesn't have that in me anymore. And furthermore, out of what are you telling her right now? So she keeps on saying that she's ended all contact with the affair partner with whom she works.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
um she they're they're both school teachers together in a small school they're both history teachers and they and they he's one you know door down so he she has sworn on like a you know a stack of bibles a million times it's over and then in a moment of like you know panic she'll tell me well it's over but also like
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
He did, you know, there was like this kind of like whisper of like, but, you know, but just like, I'm going to work things out with him maybe, but then we'll see in the future, you know, kind of like this subterfuge and who knows. So I've just been very, very, very angry at her, very like verbally angry at her.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
And, and one important thing to note is that since about January, I've been speaking on the phone with my brother-in-law, her husband. just about every day as kind of like his confidant, as they kind of like get back together. And I've never felt closer to him. I've never felt, you know, more of a responsibility to him.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
I am more aware, I think, than my sister is of his pain, you know, without like the, you know, in the immediate, they have their communications terrible with me. I've been like this kind of
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
translator between the two of them my boyfriend thinks that i'm like you know i mean it it's like it's almost like i'm like trading you know international like stocks or something i'm just like constantly on the phone with one then the other than the other and do either of them know that meetings between
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
they both know that they both know that i am like yeah okay i mean they both know that i'm like the third party in this crazy like threesome of reconciliation it's i mean like it's wild i mean like right now i just got a text from him like any news any word like here's what i feel today is are is he in therapy are they in therapy So before they separated, they started therapy.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
But it was really just a means for my sister to tell him what's what and that they were going to separate. And now that they're kind of like, you know, they're living together again. And by all, you know, official like accounts, they're
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
they're getting back together they are together again they go like twice a week now to the same therapist and they've had a lot of good like breakthroughs and stuff but it's just you know it's a lot of my brother-in-law expressing like what you know what the fuck you hurt me so much like this is what you know like even before I found out about the affair you were so cruel and distant and I didn't know and then it's her just being like everyone's mad at me you know
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
So it's just like, so like my opinion of her, my respect for her, you know, it's, I mean, I'm just so tight with him now.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Oh no, no. She, I mean, they, they go, she goes, she meets with their couples therapist individually. I think like once every week or every two weeks they both do. And then they come together. It's like part of like the.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Okay. How they're doing it, but it's not, but it's, but it's like. But it's still part of the couples therapy, not like her own.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Yeah. So, yeah. And I figured you would ask that because usually when it's like this, you know, messy, that's the question you ask. But I so I my my biggest concern is that I want to, which is just because it's my own shit. But I'm my biggest concern is making sure that I can I, you know, love and respect my sister again in the future.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
I'm trying to, even though she's done me doing a bad thing, because, you know, as we know, like people do bad things and it doesn't have to, but now that I'm so involved, it's harder for me to, you know, feel that way. And also I just really need her to, to focus on her relationship with her or her husband or not, or break up and leave me out of it.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
It feels like we're making a twin bond, like a, like a pact we've always had where I have to be like, no, this time for the first time in our life, big years, you know, like I, I'm, I can't do this anymore. It's killing me.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
her, her therapist, my, my brother-in-law told me, cause that's like, yeah, again, like I'm way too, I'm so involved that I know things. My sister doesn't know that he said, and my brother-in-law doesn't know that she said, it's all like this, like crazy, like game of telephone. But he told me that it came out in therapy and,
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
that you know the therapist believes that our relationship is in in a certain way a little bit too intimate and that you know it's also kind of like whose relationship you and your sister are you you and your you and your brother-in-law oh sorry my relationship with my sister and or her basically her relationship with me rather i want to clarify that well it's your relationship and that where whereas her relationship should that her intimate relationship her most intimate relationship
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
should be with him and maybe never was. And just like, you know, certainly isn't now. So I just thought that was interesting that that's what the therapist said.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
My brother-in-law invited me to attend just because I'm already like so involved anyway. And I come up in every conversation that they have with their therapist. They invited me to come to therapy a few times with them, which was kind of like when I, you know, reached out to you. But I know that, you know, as I said in my, you know, when I when I wrote in to myself.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Aside from the obvious boundary issues, my twin sister is, she's been, the things she's done, the things she continues to do every day, I, you know, I'm saying this in kind of like the stupid internet-y way, but I'm like, narcissist. Like, yeah.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
And no empathy, no, no, like, like absolutely nothing like the, you know, she will like fall on her knees crying about how her affair partner must be feeling right now. And then when I see her with her husband, as she like, like I helped her move back some stuff the other day out of like her apartment that she was renting.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
She like, she was like begrudgingly, I had to like make her move that stuff. She was crying all over herself. We brought in like three Tupperware things. So then, and like she walked in the door, placed it on there and kind of just like, I'm here. No, no, everything's fine. Everything's fine. And then he and I made like,
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
did our best to like make like, like, you know, some levity, some small talk or something, but just like, she can't even, she's like just the cruelty. And it's not even just like, I'm not calling in to help them. She can call in, you know, some day to call, talk about how her relationship is. But just like, I watched that and my jaw is on the ground and I'm just like,
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
And there's nothing, like, the cruelty, the, you know, the obvious lack of empathy. And when I speak to my brother-in-law about it, I can't even deny it. I'm just like, this is not someone we've ever known to be so cold. So, and so, and I just...
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
if I don't, I've always felt, you know, since I was a child and especially, you know, after we went to different colleges and stuff like that, we were, are like little, our bond has always been like such a, an institution, like a pillar in my life. Like, I don't have more, I don't know if I, I don't have my sister. I don't, I don't got shit, you know? And now I'm just like, I like,
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
You just made me think of something too, actually. So when we were, when we were really young or not even really young, even just like whatever, five years ago or something, I went through a series of like really hard things. I was always the one who like, you know, I, you know, as soon as I could, I moved to
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
know internationally i did my own thing i was away you know i was like kind of like living on the phone with my family for a long time with my sister it was all the time um i was i went through um horrible like like long-term relationships like things that were you know abusive things that were really dangerous things that weren't right for me just like pretty dark stuff and and even though i spoke to her about it all the time all the time she knew every single one
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
it was just almost kind of like this, you know, facade of just like, you know, encouragement kind of just like, and like, you know, she never, she never once gave me tough love or tried to, or, you know, who out to save me or, you know, or demanded that I, you know, she never did that because it was kind of like to her that was going against the, If I didn't want to do it, then screw that.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
That's actually just you talking about that. That was the first time that popped into my brain to think about as a comparison. She was never there for me that way.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
It sounds to me like someone who won't bother you, someone who won't tell mom or whatever.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
And even validated. Like if I say, but it's fine, you know, it's like, yeah, damn straight. It's fine. You know, Yeah.
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E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
And as Abby said, and for both of them, and, and I know like this is, you know, I'm not going to just like add on another question. That's not how it works, but it's also like, it's been so destructive to my, um, my relationship with my boyfriend. We, we lived together. We've lived together for a long time. Um, You know, he knows everything.
The Viall Files
E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
I like, you know, I like and he is just such a, you know, more of like a, you know, Nick Vile kind of, you know, just kind of like, you know, he sees it as it is without the like, well, it's not his twin. So he's not going to, you know, so his just like his, you know, it's all I can do to keep him from when she comes over, like in the middle of the night to cry in my arms.
The Viall Files
E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
he's like it's all he can do to just be like twin like what the hell like just like what are you doing this is all like my you know my partner thinks about lives breathes like works leaves work to talk to you like takes a like a call from you when we're on you know a valentine's date like or when we're on a trip and you know yeah yeah like you gotta stop that yeah it's toxic it's unhealthy it's not productive and that's a you problem 100 are you in therapy
The Viall Files
E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Um, I've, you know, I, uh, I've, that's actually really interesting. Cause I'm at, um, that you asked that because I'm, um, I've done therapy. I'm not currently in therapy. Um, I'm, I'm, um, changing careers. I'm going to, I'm going to, um, mental health, a clinical mental health counseling graduate school program in the fall, which I think is, um, yeah. So I'm, it's just really interesting.
The Viall Files
E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
I'm, I'm fascinated by it. I think like could be something I could be good at there, but I, um, potentially, but like right now, like this is ironic because I'm not in therapy currently. I just always feel like, oh, it didn't work in the first few months. I'm out of here.
The Viall Files
E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
man, I've talked about this so much with so many people and like that, I don't know. I don't think I really became super cognizant of that being some like fear of mine until, until today.
The Viall Files
E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
It's really helpful. Yeah. You're the only person I've spoken about this who wasn't at least somehow like laterally involved, like either in like my life or hers. So like that was, I think, an important thing for me and thinking about it.
The Viall Files
E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
This was actually, this was, this was big for me. I thought the conversation was going to go such a different way and it was going to be more just like me dishing about my sister and like all the nuances of like their tour affair. And you didn't, I was like, not what you wanted. And this was actually what I needed.
The Viall Files
E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Oh, I know. I really, I really appreciate you, Nick. And that, thank you so much for talking to me.
The Viall Files
E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
Well, my boyfriend would be, you know, if he listens to this, he's going to be skipping for joy because it's been it's been my preoccupation for a while.
The Viall Files
E913 - My Twin Sister's Affair
I think you might be right. All right. Well, thanks, Nick.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
Hey, it's Hannah. My question is... How do you find a lost relative?
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
So I was raised by my mom. She was a single mom. It was pretty much just us two for a lot of my childhood. For a while, we lived with my grandparents, my aunt, uncle, and a couple of cousins. I knew my dad was out there somewhere, but I never really gave too much thought about it because I did have like a pretty full just like home life, I guess.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
I only have like one memory of him, honestly. I think I was six and I was riding my bicycle outside and he drove down the street and I didn't know who he was. And he said, hey, Hannah. My mom was like, that's your dad. Come inside. And that was kind of the first time she kind of told me the story.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
She kind of just explained it to me that, you know, they were young when they had me and they had a lot of differences. And she just... Thought she was making the right decision to kind of do it on her own. But she never intended for it to be like a permanent thing that I would never know him.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
It always kind of felt like a mystery. And I think it's kind of a funny feeling to feel like there's this mystery about yourself. Like, I don't quite look like my mom's side of the family. I have curly hair. I have, like, different color eyes. So I was kind of just wondered, like, who do I really look like if I don't look like my mom's family? I knew my dad is from the Dominican Republic.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
So I always, like, you know, just growing up in New York City, such a vibrant culture here. And I'm like... Wow. I wonder, like, I just have questions like, where in DR is my family from? Just questions about that. And the other thing I knew is that I had two half-brothers from my dad. So just wondering, like, wow, what are my brothers like? What it would be like to have siblings?
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
Or just, yeah, wondering about them. When you were growing up, did you look for your dad at all? Yeah. So, you know, I came of age along with social media, I guess. So once Facebook came out, that was probably one of the first things I did was like, I'm going to look up my dad's name. There's a lot of people with his name. So that didn't really take me anywhere.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
Yeah, so I have a cousin on my mom's side. She's been telling me I should go on Ancestry.com for a very long time. So she was like, it would be perfect for you because you have this whole side of your family you don't know anything about. I didn't do the DNA testing just yet because there was just like a lot of public records. So I was like, let me start with that.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
His name came up on a lot of different things in a lot of different places. But it took a couple of days of just kind of like looking through stuff until I found an address with his name in Brooklyn. And then I texted the address to my mom and I was like, by any chance, does this look familiar? And she said yes. So you found this address. How close was it? So that was the crazy thing.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
I live in Brooklyn. I grew up in Brooklyn and the address was essentially like the other side of like the train line I grew up on. So when I first talked to him and he asked how I found him, I told him about the address and he was like, I've never moved. I've been here this whole time, which blew me away because I'm like, he's been on the other side of the train, literally.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
I really did not think... I'm like, this is probably an old address and an old phone number, but what do I have to lose? But to my surprise, I called and it was my dad. Oh my gosh. How did that call go? It was insane. I did this all while I was at work, which was probably not the best idea. So I... I was just like in my office.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
And then, you know, like at first when I called, I think he thought I was like a bill collector. He was like, who is this? Like, I think you have the wrong number. And he hung up on me. And I was like, okay, try that again later. Maybe I do have the wrong number or whatever. But then the number called me back. And then he was like, wait, what did you say your name was? And I said my name again.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
And then there was a pause. And he was like... Well, yeah, I'm your dad. It was so emotional for me. I was in shock, but also felt really relieved. Like I was saying before, just this huge mystery about myself. And it really felt like just so much closure in that one moment of... Wow. Like he he exists. He's there. He's a person. I'm talking to him. Have y'all met in person at all? We did.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
We did meet up. We took some time. We kind of after that initial call, we both, I think, needed to process it. But we did and we went to lunch and it was me, him and my younger brother that I met. Didn't know I had until finding my dad. Wow. It was great. And it was surprisingly kind of normal. Obviously, we had a lot of just like catching up to do or just kind of getting to know each other.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
And there's something about like seeing my eyes like on my dad's face and like my brother's curly hair. And it was just like all this time that I was like, who do I look like? Or, you know, just that question was kind of like answered. And it gave me a real sense of peace, which was great.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
Yeah, I think it's so funny because it's like my question has evolved. I never gave much thought to like, okay, so now what? Like I found him. I guess kind of just like any advice on how to navigate like getting to know a parent or a relative like as an adult. Also, like, how to approach, like, my siblings, because I don't know who knows about me and who doesn't.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
So I want to, like, not necessarily uproot their lives. Just kind of how I can approach wanting to get to know them, but respect to, like... their situation. And then I'm also thinking about my mom's family, too. You know, they are my family. They raised me. I don't want them to feel like I'm, you know, trying to build this relationship and like replace them.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
So kind of making sure that, you know, they understand like why I'm doing this rather than like I'm, you know, I don't know, just like finding a new family to kind of like replace them.
Today, Explained
The drama and trauma of 23andMe
There's this whole part of me that I'm connected to that I just don't really know anything about.