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Chapter 1: How do Paige and Hannah start their podcast?
What's up, my growly gigglers?
Look, I'm trying to get creative here. Did you blow your hair out today? I did do a little Dyson. Wow, looks nice. Thank you. And I am wearing glasses today. No, you look really pretty today. They're fake glasses.
Oh my god, thank you. Wait, what are these white kitten heel pumps on your... Vintage Prada. No, I spotted them from my peripheral.
There's so much crap in this room and Paige somehow saw the tiny kitten heel of... Is that a vintage shoe?
I think there's a vintage heel here.
What is it? That is so... It's literally under a pile of garbage and she's like, cute. Wait, cute. Cute. No. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. We've been praying for a weekend free and then the whole time I just watched TV and missed Paige.
No, literally Netflix was like... You've caught us. We're out of shit for you.
I watched everything that's ever been made this weekend. I finished it.
Are you ever binging? You're doing a full rock day. You've been there for eight hours and you're like, I have nothing else to watch. Do you ever feel like, I can't watch old stuff. If it's not new, I'm like... I'll be hanging out with someone and they'll be like, let's throw on, what's your favorite movie? Unless it's new, I'm not watching it.
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Chapter 2: What are Paige and Hannah's thoughts on Mulholland Drive?
Warte.
We are the Zeitgeist. Giggling is Zeitgeist. We just start using it inappropriately. This movie, you should watch it. Sorry, I can't get comfortable.
I'm squirming like a little eel.
Okay.
That was on Zoom. That was on Zoom. I was like, nothing to see over here. So Mulholland Drive, it got famous for this like sex lesbian scene with Naomi Watts and the other actress who I forgot. But it's like hot.
Damn, a rough day to be that other actress.
Sorry.
Imagine it's like your breakout role and you just hear some Gen Z girl go, sorry, I forgot her name.
You know what, out of respect, Chris, because I know you're regularly googling the lesbian scene, you creep. Can you tell? He's playing it right now. What's the name of the other actress? Sorry, what was the movie?
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Chapter 3: Why doesn't Scarlett Johansson take photos with fans?
Nein, nein.
Weil ich sie respektiere.
Nun, es gibt einfach irgendwelche Arten von Menschen, die... Don't think like, oh, this is a human person who may, if everyone asked her to get a selfie every time they wanted, that she couldn't live her life. But some people see a celeb and think they're the first person to ever see that celeb. Right. And are like, oh, my God.
But also, on the other hand, does it really hurt to just turn your head and be like and smile?
No. You know, it's. Ich glaube, manche Leute wählen ihre Grenzen anders. Ich denke, wenn man ein bestimmtes Niveau von Celeb ist, wenn man mit einer Fotos startet, dann wird es ein volles Meet and Greet am Kaffeeshop. Weil dann die Leute sagen, oh, du hast eine Fotos mit ihnen gemacht, warum nicht ich? Und am nächsten Tag weißt du, wie du rauskommst.
Und dann hat es mich, wenn ich über Celebrity denke, Sorry, I watch a lot of celebrity documentaries. Niall Horan. Did you hear when he was on One Direction that he had a point where he got so big he couldn't go anywhere? But looking back, he's like, I also dealt with some paranoia that I thought that I would get swarmed anywhere I went.
And he's like, looking back, I might have not been swarmed, but I was so scared of the possibility of getting swarmed that I started hearing things and I couldn't leave my house. Stop. And that's what happened to Justin Bieber. No way. Well, I just added that at the end. I don't know if that's true. But fame definitely hasn't helped. No. No.
And go full circle, Mulholland Drive is about Los Angeles and fame. It really is.
I saw a TikTok and the girl was quoting something and she was like, why has the standard for a wife stayed the same, yet the standard for a husband has gone down? And she was like, think about it, years ago, like... Sie sagte, mein Großvater hat meine Großmutter ein Haus gebaut. Okay, sie hat in dem Haus geblieben und das Haus zu Hause gemacht und die Kinder gefüttert und so weiter.
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Chapter 4: How do Paige and Hannah feel about celebrity culture?
Weißt du, mein Bruder ist auch.
Es ist kinder verrückt. Und wir kochen nicht. Ich schicke ihm Dinge und ich denke, er fängt an, aber er nicht. Ich werde aktiv sein. Ich wünschte, du könntest... ich kann das machen, aber es ist wahrscheinlich zu hart für dich. Und ich denke immer, dass er weiß, dass ich mit ihm scheiße, aber er nicht. Und er wird sagen, oh, also du denkst, ich kann das nicht machen? Verstehst du? Du bist so dumm.
Ich kann es eigentlich machen. Wann kommst du nach Hause? Weil ich es machen werde. Und ich werde sagen, in zwei Wochen. Und er wird es machen. Und ich bin so dumm. Scheiße. Du bist so dumm. Aber ich mache es jedes Mal.
Ich habe ihn vor meinem Bruders Geburtstag ein Steak gekauft. All diese Steaks. Und er kommt wirklich dazu, oh, wie wie hochwertig diese Steaks sind. Und dann kaufe ich ihm immer Sachen, um Steaks zu machen. Sie lieben Schotschkis. Wenn du ihnen einen neuen Knife bekommst, kannst du mit diesem Knife einen Teig schneiden, den du machen kannst. Das macht sie wie Hunde, weißt du?
Deswegen denke ich, wir sind so viel klüger. The joke of men used to go to war is so funny to me, just to wrap this up, because my final thought is men literally used to go to war.
Is it even a final thought if you don't adjust your glasses?
Also this whole time I can't see. I've been fighting for my life with these fake glasses because I like the aesthetic, but I feel blind, I can't hear, I can't talk, I feel, I have nothing left. Men used to go to war, men used to have their arm blown off and still run and do what they had to do.
Nowadays, a man's going down on you and sees you're spotting slightly on your period and he's like, I can't do it. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Es ist wie dummer Humor. Also es ist nicht voll, wo ich sage, du musst das Show sehen. Es ist so lustig. Aber es gibt so viele Punkte in es, dass ich sage, das ist fucking lustig. Und es gibt wie ein Du und Ich. Stupide.
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Chapter 5: What are Paige and Hannah's opinions on nicknames?
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Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017 My mom will always call me and I'm like, okay, gotta go, I'm gonna watch my shows. And she's like, what shows? And I'm like, you don't know them. She's like, that's why I'm asking.
No, my mom convinced herself that she has the same taste in shows as you, so whenever you watch something, she watches it. No, we talk about shows a lot. No, we love a period piece. Okay, then I'm gonna bring it up. Wait, did you see? Sorry. Okay, I just took so much courage to say the last sentence. What did I see? What did I see?
Literally, my boyfriend, Brandon Skalner, which, no. Get his name. Yeah, what is his name? Skalardner. I said it wrong on the part. On the pod. I heard like a... Ornden Skelner. Skelner. He has a girlfriend. Like just got one?
I don't know.
Once I saw a girlfriend, I honestly didn't look into it.
He heard you talking about him on the pod and he was like, I have a girlfriend.
No, I was like, wow, what interesting timing. We haven't heard one thing about a girlfriend. I say one goddamn word and it's like a whole article. Hell, I met my girlfriend on Tinder. I was like, oh, fuck off. Tinder? I don't know, I made that up. It could have been something totally different.
Well, I'm sorry about that. Thanks. It's a tough way to start the week, for sure. For sure. It seems like an attack on you. That was like when... Als Charlie Puth mit mir verheiratet wurde, war ich so traurig. Er hat das Bild zu weit genommen. Ich habe gesagt, ich folge dir nicht mehr. Wie soll ich das sehen? Ich habe es noch nie gesehen.
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Chapter 6: What recent documentary caught Hannah's attention?
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