Giggly Squad
Giggling about chaos goblins, jelly sandals, and double dates
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Chapter 1: What are the hosts excited about for their upcoming live show?
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Nee, wir sind da kein... Nee, du paddeln wieder drin rum, oder was? Hahaha.
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What's up, my Gretchen Wiener Gigglers? That's a really good one.
I just looked down.
What the fuck is going on with your nails?
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of Hannah's husband's comedy special?
Wait, now I'm nervous that I'm invited to something. Now I'm scared. It's like nothing. So Des shot another special at the Comedy Cellar. Now Des and I have a rule. I'm not allowed to come to special tapings. Because I bring... I'm a chaos goblin. Chaos goblin is my new word. I don't love it, but it might grow on me.
You know some people are chaos goblins. The word goblin, it's so frumpy for me. You only want pretty words around. You got that word. Not pretty, not cute. Ist er ein Chaos Angel? Ja. Ein angelischer Chaos Angel. Gorgeous. Er sagt einfach, ich muss mich auf die Show konzentrieren. Und ich komme, weil er das nicht will. Und er hat auch Lachen über mich. Und ich sagte, weißt du was, ich liebe das.
Und ich respektiere dich. Ich habe keine Angst, dass deine Freunde gehen. Ich gehe nicht. I love you so much. You're not going to see my face. So much. We're divorcing. So I laid back and my man, he got dressed up. I said, it was like he was going off to war. There's nothing like laying in bed and your man having to go anywhere. Oh my God.
You're like, oh, go. I even like, I put some powder on him because he was going to be on camera. I was his makeup artist. And I said, you look great. Get out of here. So he calls me after the first show. And you know, when you know someone well, that like their tone, you immediately know if something went well or not. Yeah.
Und durch seine Stimme und Stimme war ich so, oh, er hat es verpasst. Wenn du ein Spezial filmst, filmst du typisch zwei Shows und sie werden zusammen gedreht. Aber wenn das erste Show nicht gut geht, ist das viel Druck, weil in der zweiten Show musst du fucking knallen. Nehmt Dez je Beta-Blocker?
Nein, aber ich finde, ich sollte es in seinen Trinkstück starten, um die Vibes zu lösen. Wenn ich weiß, dass etwas Stressvolles für ihn kommt und wie, ja. Drug your husband. I was just gonna say. It's not addictive. You can drug them. It's not weird. I'll just put it with his Advil.
Yeah, it's fine. Which he's overdosed on. Someone should check that. So he calls me and then he has the phone and like we're not fun. Like we're not a fun couple. We're not like doing... Crazy things. Right, you're not like showing up in a bob, blonde bob. No, and we're not like, oh, we were bored, so we took a trip. Like, we're not gonna come home.
Or like, we didn't know what to do, so we... Wait, thank God, because I'm not that either. Oh, we're bored, so we went here for the weekend? Shut the fuck up. Do we plan full trips of what we would do if we wanted to go to Tokyo? Would we ever make it to Tokyo? Have we canceled flights to Tokyo? Yes. We do that a lot.
I know.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about reality TV trends?
Es hängt von der Gruppe ab. Die ganze Gruppe isst einander jetzt. Es hat schon alles beschädigt. Geld ist schon involviert. Egos. Egos, wer ist größer als wer.
Aber manchmal sind neue Realität TV-Mitglieder, weil der Vibe ist, No one discloses everything because they're all like protecting themselves. But this one was kind of like, let's outdo each other is what you feel. By the way, I've never watched a second of this.
Well, I think a lot of it has to do with being Mormon and being so like, they're so, they're so, um, yeah, suppressed, but also like, what is the word? Innocent? Yeah, like innocent where they're not like, I don't know. Utah as a state is just so... Do they have air conditioning? I mean, they definitely have air conditioning. But I'm so fascinated by it. Truly not hating or anything.
I'm really so fascinated on how they have their culture. They don't get influenced by anything else in America. But how do you not see it every day? Because it's a cult. No, it's a full-on cult. So I think part of them getting attention is on even a different scale because it's like
I also, I haven't watched it, but I love the idea that these women, who in their society are considered less than, are now like independently becoming wealthy.
Well, yes, they are. They out-earn all of their husbands for 100%. Some of their husbands stopped working, which I'm like... Put them back to work. I don't know if they're all dating each other, but someone needs to look into that. But that's besides the point, because I truly do love every single girl on the show, and I'm genuinely rooting for all of them.
Because they have certain scenes, like the one main girl, Taylor, I've never wavered on liking her or not. I've always loved her because her family sucks. Her parents are some of the worst people I've ever listened to on reality TV. No, I'm not kidding. She goes, I love the girls. The older people?
The way they spoke to this girl, that her boyfriend, who she just had a baby with, cheated on her and lied pretty much the whole beginning of their relationship. They literally told her that she deserved it because she had sex with him after like three times of hanging out. And I'm like... literally go to anywhere in the country. What are you talking about?
I just felt so bad for her in that moment. Und das sind ehrlich gesagt alle meine Griechen. Taylor Paul Franky, Taylor Franky Paul. Drei erste Namen. Sie ist einfach ein Innocent. Sie ist perfekt. Sie ist einfach ein Innocent. Sie ist einfach ein Innocent. Ihr Mann hat sie in eine ganze Psychose verletzt. Sie hat sie einfach nicht mehr auf die Bühne.
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Chapter 4: What are the struggles of balancing personal happiness and expectations?
Ich verstehe, dass du ein... Ein Fulfillment, das anders ist als irgendein... I get where you get to a point where you're like, my life is fun, but like I need something else. Like I need like another, like I'm kind of, like I've done what I wanted to do almost kind of thing where like it's not at the forefront.
It's also because your brain is so used to chasing or like you want to be proud of yourself when I actually do something that I'm proud of. Dein Gehirn weiß noch nicht, dass du dich entschleunigen sollst. Dann ist es so, okay, was machen wir sonst? Wir sind uns schlecht für einander, weil wir beide so... Okay, aber wir haben das gemacht. Was ist das Nächste? Was ist das Nächste?
Aber wir beide sind sehr unterstützend. Und ich sage, ich bin stolz auf dich, obwohl ich weiß, dass du viel zu hart gearbeitet hast und du das nicht tun musst. Weißt du, was ich meine? Was war deine mentale Gesundheit? Oh, meine mentale Gesundheit. Ich hatte einen wirklich guten Tag. And I don't know why. And it was just being, you were present.
I was present. That was it. I was present. I was talking to my husband. Yeah. I asked my husband a question. Who knew? I asked him a question. I listened to his response. I said something back. I was just in the moment. I wasn't lost in my thoughts. And I said, what a beautiful day. And like, what'd you do that day? I think I like, I played some tennis. Yeah.
And then I just like relaxed. I like wanted to socialize a little bit. Like, I think like someone came over. Oh, you were really having a good day. Yeah, we watched the Knicks game and I wasn't like on edge. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm healed from whatever illness I have. Go to bed that night. Get assaulted by my dreams. See, can't we just have a day? Just one minute.
My subconscious was like, oh, you shut me up all day? Bitch, I'm coming for you. I woke up and I was like, okay, I had a dream that I was shooting my next comedy special. Yep. Und ich habe meinen Outfit nach dem ersten Show verändert. Und sie sagten, du kannst deinen Outfit nicht ändern. Es muss der gleiche Outfit für die beiden Shows sein.
Und ich war so, naja, ich habe meinen anderen Outfit nicht. Und alles wurde verpasst. Halt mal. Du hattest einen Fashion-Outfit.
Es war eigentlich mehr so, weil ich denke, ich wollte ein Spezial-Taping machen. Es war mehr so ein Spezial-Taping. Dieses Spezial-Taping hat mich wirklich verletzt. Es hat mich verletzt. Oh ja, und dann haben sie mein Make-up verändert und sie waren so, du kannst dein Make-up nicht ändern. Und ich war so, wir sind den ganzen Tag verletzt. Und dann musste ich zu einem Tennis-Tournament gehen. Ja.
Ja. So like what am I supposed to do? You know that's interesting because I fell asleep the other day for like 15 minutes nap. Like in the middle of the day. It was like 4pm. I had like a 5 o'clock call. I was like I'm literally shutting my eyes. I woke up in a tizzy. As if it was that previous morning and I never got up and did the whole day. But I was like oh my god.
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Chapter 5: Why do horror movies remain popular for date nights?
Women yelling out of fear? I think we should look into that. Chris, did you ever take a girl on a date to a horror movie? Why? Who told you that? Joe Rogan? Yeah, I think it's like, oh, she's gonna get scared, you're gonna grab her hand. A guy took me on a date to see the movie The Happening. It was supposed to be a scary movie where everyone dies.
Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd just talked about this when Paul was on Amy's podcast about movie theaters. When's the last time you went to the movie theater? So I want to see Sinners at the movie theater, but again... Wir sind nicht ein Paar, das Sachen macht. Es ist kein Horrorfilm. Ich weiß, es ist kein Horrorfilm. Was für ein Film zu bringen, an einem Zeitpunkt wie diesem.
Du sagst, Leute, die Horrorfilme sehen? Jede Art von Horrorfilm, wenn du es zu Hause verlässt, ist es diabolisch. Wenn du es zu Hause liest, weil das dein Genre ist.
Ich war auch traumatisiert, als ich in der Tennisakademie war, als ich 14 Jahre alt war. Es war ich und diese eine andere Frau und all diese Jungs. Und unsere Nachtabend ging in den Mall in Florida, weil das ist alles, was sie in Florida tun müssen. Und sie würden uns einen Horrorfilm sehen. Und die Jungs klingeln an den falschen Zeiten, um mich zu erschrecken.
Und deshalb habe ich hohe Funktionsanstalt. Ich mag es nicht, geschockt zu sein. Ja. Ich mag Prank. Ich liebe Prank. Ich finde das lustig. Ich mag einen dummen Prank. Aber wenn du versteckst und dann mich erschreckst, bist du dumm. Nein, es ist Lowbrow. Es ist so Lowbrow. Ich schließe meine Augen.
Ich schließe meine Augen. Ich schließe meine Augen. Ich schließe meine Augen. Ich schließe meine Augen. Ich schließe meine Augen. Ich schließe meine Augen. Ich schließe meine Augen. If it comes down to it. If I have to. If I have to. Are you one of those people, when something scary happens, you go, ah! Yeah, 100%. Also, if there's any violence, I close my eyes.
Yeah, me too. That's how I feel. I can't watch some Mafia movies. When they get beat up, I'm just like, oh, God. No, I know.
I can't do it. I'm like, you already hit him three times. Why do you have to hit him again? Come on, I can't. No. Yeah, I had to close my eyes, I feel like, through a lot of The Sopranos. Yeah. I was just like, I can't. Wait, let's talk about my egg freezing for a quick second because I feel like people don't talk about this part of it.
You gain weight when you're doing it, obviously, because your ovaries literally get bigger. So I gained like seven pounds of just like bloat and water weight. Of ovary. Of ovary. Those ovaries are fat.
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Chapter 6: How do personal relationships affect our mental health?
Aber er grunzt und er versucht es herauszufinden. Dann bin ich so, okay, gut. Er ist sehr wütend von den Specials, also vielleicht sollte ich... So, dann mache ich den schönen, du brauchst Hilfe. Und er sagt, tatsächlich. Und ich war so, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And honestly, I had a little attitude. And also, you didn't care.
Also, I didn't want to be there. Also, I never got hired officially. Also, I want to go home.
So he was like, no, you gotta change how you do it. And I was like being mature and I walked off. I had to walk off. So chic. And then I come back and I go, because we do this weird thing in our relationship, which I say sorry sometimes, which I don't recommend. So I said, Babe, I'm sorry. I don't know who that just was. I'm back with you. Let's do this couch.
It's us versus the couch. It's us versus the couch. This couch doesn't know what's gonna hit it. Babe, it's me and you versus the world. This couch has never met the bishops. The Bishop Burners.
So I, two minutes in, I'm mad again. You're like, I retract that statement. This couch is fucked. I had that moment where, you know it's bad when you have to check your flow app. And I go, when am I getting my period? Because I'm just trying to feel a little. And when are you getting it? It was four days away. And I go... Actually, I take back my thought.
I come back in the room and I say, actually, I am PMSing. It wasn't me either. Actually, one more thing about the couch. So, here's what's happening. What was wrong with the couch? How does a couch break? It didn't break, but it was one of those couches that you could connect and expand it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to click the thing. I know what you're talking about. Honestly, not my thing.
Not where I thrive. You're also like, oh, I must have forgot when I went to engineering school. I am a creative. I didn't play with Legos. I was drawing. I was doing murals. I was sculpting. So anyway, I survived to tell the tale, but it was funny. Okay, question. Because it's interesting that you both are type B, but you don't get annoyed with each other because it's like...
I think that's the key, if one of us was type A. Yeah. But we'd also, I think it would work if I was with a type A guy, as long as he didn't get annoyed. Like he liked cleaning. No. Which our moms do. Yeah, but for us. For us. But like I've had guys where like, they're like, oh, this is just how I, my busy time and I like to clean.
And like you're a yapper, like in general, but then you have quiet time. Yeah. Is Des a yapper? Yeah. No. No. We'll be quiet together. It's you yapping and him being listening. No, I'm quiet, he's quiet. She goes, you don't speak. No, we're very... We've been trying this new thing where we're living apart and we're not talking.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of being a 'cat dad'?
I will say that sometimes though, girls can meet their long lost best friend through being someone's girlfriend. And look, even a blind squirrel finds a nut. Right. And I'm happy for that. They're the exception, not the rule. Yes. Usually it's like, ah. Okay. Ja, ja. Aber das Double Date, das lustige Teil, ist das Gossip, nachdem du weggehst. Und dann schätzt du dich und du gehst.
Sie hassen sich. Ich sehe eigentlich, dass dein core Couple, mit dem ihr zu Abend geht, ein lesbischer Couple ist. Das ist so lustig, dass du das sagst, weil das ist absolut das, was wir tun. Lesben lieben Des. Lesben sind seltsam zu Des, weil er blaue Augen hat. Weißt du, blaue Augen-Männer sind ziemlich schön. Und er ist schön.
Ja, sie lieben Des. Und dann, weil er straight Anderson Cooper gibt. Ja. Und dann lieben sie mich und ich liebe sie. Wir lieben die Tailors. Ja, wir lieben Lesben. Ja. We love lesbians. I don't know enough, honestly. I don't actually have enough lesbians in my life. Well, look, you have all the gay men and I have the lesbian women.
I do love that rivalry.
What is it that the gays and the lesbians are like... Because lesbians want nothing to do with men. We love speaking in huge generic stereotypes. I love talking about things I've never experienced. Like marriage, babies, giving birth, having a husband, being gay.
I love it. I wanted to call you out on something. In the last newsletter, which is real, it's not a bit. You put down jelly flats. What of it? Is that for reals? Yeah, for reals. Like for realsies? Listen, Miss Croc. I really... No, no. I'm allowed to do Crocs. That's on brand. That's my thing. Okay. Jelly sandals?
Here's the thing, Hannah. I love a trend. Like, I'm gonna try it. And if a major designer makes a jelly sandal, I'm finding the freaking dupe and I'm buying it. Who did it? Say it with your chest next time. I literally, I forgot. I believed you though. Someone did. It's a trend. Chloe maybe? Okay, it's a trend. Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's giving Ballet Flat and it's giving... It's giving Ballet Flat. It's also like... It's giving you a step in one puddle. You're fucked. It's not a trend that's staying. It's not a timeless classic trend. What color are you doing? That's why I don't think that those are designer brand purchases. Those are Amazon purchases.
Ein Ballettflat ist auch ein Trend, aber das ist eigentlich ein unabhängiger Schuh. Also wenn du einen Ballettflat spendest, würde ich das mehr als einen Jellyflat sagen.
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Chapter 8: What lessons do the hosts learn from their chaotic lives?
Actually, if it burns, it's not good. I don't like those lip things that tingle. I can't focus on conversation when my lips are tingling. Yeah, see, I love that. And then I think everyone's looking at my lips tingle. Yeah. And it's distracting everything. How do you function when your lips are tingling? I just love it. You love it?
I love anything beauty-related. I'm very vain. Anything that I feel like is gonna make me look better, I'm like, I don't care if it hurts, smells, or kills me. I'm trying it. You know, I don't talk to the internet. And I don't get involved in gossip. However, there was a post. We're only talking, we're only speaking on our podcast that we've had for the last five years.
There was a post that came up on my feed because they know I care about you. But it was like saying what work you might have had done. Nein. Nein. I did see this. Did you see it? And I know that photo haunts me literally. It was like I went to SiriusXM like one day, my first summer of summer house. By the way, sometimes you do press and you don't know there's a Getty photographer there.
I was also like, where did you find this picture on the internet? Yeah. That's a crazy picture. I was also 25 and I was smiling. My lips, it didn't look like my lips were thinner. And in the picture next to it, I was like, that's a Photoshopped picture from someone.
Du hattest auch vollen Glanz, aber es ist... Es gab einen Moment, ich habe es fast in den Kommentaren bekommen, ich mache das nie. Weil? Weil jemand sagte, Giggly Sweat hat nicht mehr darüber gesprochen, dass die Arbeit abgeschlossen wird. Sie haben wahrscheinlich angefangen, die Arbeit abgeschlossen zu machen. Ihr wisst, dass... Diese Scheiße, wer war das? Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht.
Aber ich muss sagen, egal wie weinig du bist, du hast noch keinen Facelift bekommen. Und du weißt, Chris Jenner sieht gut aus. Nein. Was ist das für ein Facelift? I'm getting that. Tell that lady in the comments to wait 10 years. I'm getting that. To put my face in a photo of me from the morning and the night, it looks like I got plastic surgery.
I'm going to tell you something. I'm not not getting plastic surgery because I'm like, I want to be better than people. And like, this is like the stance I'm taking. Not at all. I would love to inject myself with some shit. Yeah.
Meine Sache ist, dass ich zu Angst habe, über die Forschung zu gehen, wer ich gehen sollte, weil ich wirklich niemandem vertraue. Ich bin zu einigen der besten Dermatologen je gewesen. Ich bin zu einigen der besten Ärzte. Und schau dir das an, sie haben alle bestimmte Dinge verdammt, weil sie alle Menschen sind. Und es ist nur eine Sache, die ich noch nicht bereit bin, aufzumachen.
Und weißt du, wer du vertrauen kannst? God. And God made you perfectly. God makes no mistakes. A faith-based podcast. And that is why. One day we were just like, actually. And that is how in 1113 Mezzodius said, go across the water and get the fish. And when you question, how do I get that fish? You get that fish. We could have been religious without being southern.
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