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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons

Tue, 11 Feb 2025

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Hannah took a risk in front of Amy Schumer and our Super Bowl fashion correspondent Paige gives her report.get tickets to live shows sign up for our newsletter pre-order our book Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Chapter 1: How does Paige report from the Super Bowl?

50.752 - 71.215 Hannah

What's up, my game day gigglers? Okay? Yes, honey. We had a correspondent. On the ground floor. This is a sports podcast. We used our own business credit card. We put it on the business. We sent Paige to the Super Bowl. Paige, what did you see on the game day? This is my sportscaster voice. What did you see?

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71.275 - 75.358 Paige

Thank you so much for putting me on the ground in the field working.

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75.378 - 77.92 Hannah

The Gigglers need to know what was the vibes. What was your opinions?

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78.877 - 95.642 Paige

You know what? It's so funny because the whole game, people were like so hyped about it and all this stuff. And like I couldn't really focus till after halftime because that's when I got my TikTok. You know, and I was like, and once I got my TikTok, I was like, OK, and what's going on again? What are we doing here? It was perfect.

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96.322 - 97.603 Hannah

It was perfectly executed.

97.623 - 103.124 Paige

I thought it was like equal parts funny, equal parts like she's here. Here we go.

103.644 - 124.52 Hannah

I do think you're you're kind of... Like, look, I'm the fat ass community and you're kind of taking advantage of that for your own sense of humor. I don't want to say that you're... Coming for your brand, but also... She literally goes, clap if you a fat ass. And I would start clapping and I was like, that would be hilarious if...

126.681 - 128.462 Dimitri Boylan

No, no, no.

129.523 - 138.688 Hannah

No, I'm like, she has been doing Pilates. Maybe there's a fat ass that I haven't seen. No, I'm just kidding. You have the perfect little booty.

Chapter 2: What fashion trends were seen at the Super Bowl?

226.559 - 236.785 Paige

She's the one that, like, asks them what they're going to do and then they say they're going to Disney World. Maybe. I think she does that every year, yeah. Disney World with the marketing. Like, what a smart...

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237.89 - 241.699 Hannah

Walt Disney actually froze that in his contract early on. It's been a long time.

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241.719 - 242.4 Paige

How'd they get that?

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243.022 - 244.685 Hannah

Let's talk about what you want to talk about, which is...

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245.501 - 269.358 Paige

OK, I'm just going to put it out there. I do think for the Super Bowl specifically and also actually maybe even not just the Super Bowl, there needs to be some type of fashion correspondent for what the boys, what the men are boys. I was correct the first time with the boys are wearing because what's going on? No, wait, some of them, some of them, though. Ate it up.

269.398 - 269.838 Hannah

Ate it up.

270.439 - 279.266 Paige

Ate it up with a spoon. I don't want to shock anyone, but DeAndre on the Chiefs walked in with a full mink coat in 80 degree weather. And I was like, four plus four, honey.

279.286 - 284.47 Hannah

They were there for the looks. DeAndre Hopkins. I follow that man. Yes. No, some of them were wearing like Louis Vuitton.

284.97 - 291.214 Paige

Yeah. They come in with their bags. I'm like, what did you put in? Would you put in your merch? Because it's funny.

Chapter 3: How did Hannah feel at the movie premiere?

760.048 - 776.618 Hannah

wait so we're going to the michael kors show tomorrow and everyone's nervous and by everyone i mean me we have to see if michael notices me this time around he remembers you wait i have another funny story from christian siriano um

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777.798 - 798.795 Paige

First of all, I met him for the first time the day before the show because he said that he would dress me for the show. So I went to the showroom, picked something out. And here's the thing about me. If you're working with me or I am working with you for something, I'm decisive. You're not going to spend a lot of time with me. You have shit to do. I have shit to do. I walked into the showroom.

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Chapter 4: What happened at the Christian Siriano show?

799.015 - 819.972 Paige

He showed me one dress. I said, I really don't even need to try it on. I know that's the dress. You have things to do. I'm going to get out of your hair. He was amazing. But I sat next on the other side of me was her name is Bronwyn from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which I haven't watched this season. But I know that people keep tagging us in things together because we like she has a bob.

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820.073 - 844.856 Paige

And like if you have a bob, it's just like you're that girl. So whatever. So we like start chatting. And so we go and she's lovely. And we go backstage after the show and she's standing next to me. And I see this woman standing in front of us and I go, oh, my God, that's Natasha Benningfield. And like everything in my millennial body was just like, oh, my God, that's crazy. And Natasha like turns.

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844.976 - 849.758 Paige

And then, of course, I'm like, Natasha, I like you're the best. Please get away from me.

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854.18 - 875.389 Paige

and i'm like oh my god i'm such a fan she's like oh my god thank you and then all of a sudden bronwyn turns to her and goes hi i don't know if you remember me but you performed at my wedding and i was just like wait what the fuck like that's some rich people shit yeah that's some rich people shit i was like are you fucking kidding me right now

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875.849 - 893.409 Hannah

Also I love that she assumed she forgot her She's like I know you do a lot of weddings You're on the wedding circuit I'm like she's not out here doing bat mitzvahs Natasha is out here right now Because when I went to the Amy Schumer Kind of pregnant premiere Natasha just walked by us Which we need to talk about Which we need to talk about

893.789 - 918 Hannah

um side note the name bronwyn yeah i've never heard this as a dumb new yorker i've never heard of such a name until it was um real housewives of oc wasn't there bronwyn burke yeah yeah there was a bronwyn oh yeah i thought i is this a common name i don't know west coast i don't i don't know

918.3 - 941.058 Paige

I've never, I've never, I've never. Why are we European when it comes to anywhere other than the state of New York? Wait, I was with a bunch of New Yorkers in New Orleans and no one could say beignet. I was like, guys, we got to get it together. Okay. They already know we're tourists.

941.379 - 954.151 Hannah

Give me the big nets, the big nets. No, I can't pronounce anything. They can't even pronounce. It's supposed to be like New Orleans. It's not New Orleans. It's New Orleans. New Orleans.

954.651 - 956.733 Paige

But it was so fucking hot there.

Chapter 5: Who did Hannah encounter at the 'Kind of Pregnant' premiere?

1742.816 - 1747.48 Hannah

Watch, watch kind of pregnant. I did the worm at Amy's premiere for the gigglers. I watched it.

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1747.56 - 1748.08 Paige

It's so good.

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1749.061 - 1759.95 Hannah

There's a lot of slapsticky comedy that like, honestly, I'm not huge into the slapstick stuff. I almost like pissed myself in the movie theater.

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1761.055 - 1766.177 Paige

Well, Amy can do a bit, you know, like the back and forth is so good with all the characters.

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1766.257 - 1774.04 Hannah

I also I had inside scoop from Damon Wayans Jr. He told me that she was legit doing her own stunts. Like apparently she fell down the stairs like eight times.

1774.3 - 1775.18 Paige

That's so you.

1775.961 - 1777.362 Hannah

No, it's my dream. She's living her dream.

1777.402 - 1802.306 Paige

No, it's literally your dream. Wait, can I also say the other lead, Breanne Howey, I love her. She's in Ginny in Georgia. She's so good in it. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. When I did the red carpet for People's Choice, I was so nervous. And she was like one of my first interviews. And when she was walking toward me, I like made a face as if like I knew her and was like, oh, my God.

Chapter 6: What was the experience like at the afterparty?

1802.326 - 1826.182 Paige

Because you watched Ginny and Georgia. Yeah, I love Ginny and Georgia. And so when she came up, I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Like, I don't know you like, but I'm Paige, whatever. She was so nice to me that it literally like eased my anxiety on the red carpet. And this is before I knew about beta blockers. So I was like so nervous. Can you believe you did that without beta blockers? No, no.

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1827.663 - 1849.657 Paige

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1849.777 - 1868.669 Paige

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1869.029 - 1890.97 Paige

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1891.33 - 1899.402 Paige

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1901.311 - 1927.604 Hannah

Well, the Grammys happened right after we recorded last time. I just had one question for you on a- Oh, I literally didn't watch anything of it. I watched all of it, but I've already forgotten, except the jellyfish hair. What the fuck is that? So it's like Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, a bunch of girls are doing this bang that cuts across Billie Eilish. It cuts across- Again.

1929.005 - 1929.245 Paige

Again.

1930.687 - 1943.164 Hannah

leave it to the brits i don't think i don't think that we no leave it to unless you're a british rock star yeah i mean they could look those girls can pull it off i'm just telling the girls at home

1944.238 - 1973.019 Paige

I don't need to be a sea creature. You know, I've got enough problems. I don't need to have a jellyfish hair. We're drowning every day. No, I'm trying to stay afloat every day. I'm gasping for air at all points. Wait, one other thing. I just had like, I feel like just your pack filled. I know. Like weekend. Like I'm just, I had so much fun. Um, Friday I did.

Chapter 7: Did Hannah do the worm at the party?

2585.171 - 2599.801 Hannah

See, it's funny because I'm not the Scorpio in my family. Dez is the Scorpio. So if Dez finds out anyone, my mom, my dad, anyone's upset, he has it handled. So shout out to Dez, our provider, our protector.

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2599.842 - 2600.702 Paige

It's just like so...

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2602.063 - 2618.537 Hannah

But what I did tell myself, if I'm going to be a parent and my kid goes through something or something fucked up happens, we have to normalize adversity. Let your kid have adversity. Honestly, I'm leaning towards the 80s model. Let them figure it out. Mama's napping.

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2619.097 - 2620.738 Paige

Come home when the streetlights come on.

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2621.218 - 2632.164 Hannah

Exactly. Because I feel like we were the helicopter parents where they like make sure everything was perfect. And it's like, obviously, you know, there's pros and cons, but I'm kind of like you're doing chores.

2632.785 - 2633.025 Paige

Yeah.

2633.705 - 2649.819 Hannah

You're when something bad happens, I go and that's life. Yeah, we're picking ourselves up. We're picking ourselves up. And then they're stronger because you don't want to have a kid who's spoiled or who... Have you seen? I've been on MomTalk for no reason. I'm not pregnant, I swear. I just ended up on MomTalk somehow.

2649.859 - 2659.789 Paige

No, I very much grew up with a mom that was like, and suck it up. And a lot of the men out here did not. Like, there are so many times in my life I want to look at the men and be like...

2660.269 - 2677.676 Hannah

suck it the fuck up i do have to say it's so people talk about like meeting the parents and like obviously you want the parents to like you but even more so you want to see like how they parent him because like you just need to have similarities in that or like There's a lot of people.

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