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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of this episode and what is their vibe?
We're out in these streets. What are you texting?
I'm getting my notes.
Oh. Sorry.
I don't know why I did that so meanly.
Chapter 2: What is the story behind the hosts' bagel order inspired by Michael B. Jordan?
You said you had an anecdote. An antidote, you said?
I have a small little anecdote to tell the gigglers. This morning I was in a bagel mood. Mm-hmm. A couple years ago I heard Michael B. Jordan on a podcast or like in an interview and they were like, what's your bagel order? And I never forgot it. And I get it all the time.
And your life changed forever.
My life changed forever. I get, well, I don't know what kind of bagel he got. I think he actually did cinnamon raisin, but whatever. I do plain. I do plain bagel with cream cheese and jelly and bacon. Oh wow. It's so good. You're a little freak. It's like sweet and savory. I love that. Well, I love jelly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you sure? It's like the same thing. I don't know.
I feel like jam's European. I feel like you're going to be like a 13-year-old boy and be like, what's the difference between jelly and jam? Let's fight about it for the next 30 minutes. You guys, we did Fallon.
No, what a week. Well, the week hasn't even started. Our book is out in two days and we have to wake up early tomorrow for Good Morning America. Sorry, I have such a phobia of waking up early.
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Chapter 3: What was the hosts' experience preparing for and appearing on Jimmy Fallon?
Ja. Wenn ein wichtiger Produzent aufkommt. Wir hatten viele Prä-Interviews, weil wir viele Live-Morningshows gemacht haben. Diese Vor-Interview... Ich war nervös. Du warst nervös. Ich war nervös. Ich konnte sagen, du warst nervös. Und du bist nie nervös. Also wenn ich sehe, dass du nervös bist, dann bin ich nervös.
Du hättest mich mitgebracht. Ich dachte... Weil sie... Zuerst mal, habt ihr lustige Geschichten?
Wenn ich sage, dass du überdenkst, Wir haben ein Problem.
Wir haben ein ernsthaftes Problem. Und ich war so, okay, ruhig. Also, als ich für Fallon Stand-Up gemacht habe, sendest du die fünf Minuten in einem Video oder in geschriebenem Format. Sie geben dir Edite. Du musst es dann praktizieren. Es ist ein sehr detaillierter Prozess. Es dauert wie Wochen. So she was on the phone, she was just like, what story do you guys want to tell?
And I was like, it has to be the best story ever. And then she was like, I was like, what if we do our psychic story? And she's like, what is it? And I start saying it, and I start like fucking it up, because I was like nervous.
Yeah, we were like doing it full out.
Yeah, I was like, you gotta be there, like it's funny. Yeah, like it's funny. Und dann hat sie gesagt, was sie empfiehlt, dass wir darüber reden. Und dann habe ich dich die Nacht vorher getreut. Ich war so, sind wir sicher, dass wir das wollen? Ja, du warst so, ich denke, was, wenn wir es zu diesem wechseln?
Oder ich bin überdenkend. Ich war so, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie.
No, you were so calm. Eerily calm. Granted, we did take enough beta blockers that we could knock our head against the wall and feel nothing. I did, I took two. You took two? Yeah, I took two, which are 10 each, so I took 20. So I was in the green room and your stylist knocks on the door and just quietly hands me a blue pill. Pink. Pink, sorry. We're not taking Viagra.
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Chapter 4: How did the hosts navigate playing charades with celebrities like Jon Hamm and Patrick Schwarzenegger?
Nicht, dass wir wie Eminem sind, aber wir haben einen Schuss, wir haben nicht die Chance, einen Schuss zu schießen. Diese Möglichkeit kommt einmal im Leben. Und dann sagte John zu uns, John Hammond.
Johnny Boy. Und John hat gesagt, um es euch zu zeigen, Jimmy Fallon ist sehr kompetitiv. Er liebt es, diese Spiele zu gewinnen.
Er liebt die Spiele.
I was like, am I?
We're a baller, they're Aristotle. You grew up gaming, okay? Every year at Thanksgiving we play Family Feud in the backyard. You're a gamer. You might not know that, but you grew up a gamer, so you're competitive.
We got less nervous, because it stopped being like, oh my god, we're on Jimmy Fallon. We were just like, we have to win this game. I literally felt like I was on a game night with my friends. But then they were like, okay, Hannah, you and Paige count as one person. And I'm like, okay, so...
women count as half as people cool i didn't get that joke in this political climate women don't count as one person okay okay here's another thing another whole person when you're filming the show everyone's mics are on everyone's mics are open yes so when you said that joke and i laughed he was i talked over him a little got it so we kind of like a fuzz on me and it's like Okay, keep going.
I heard it.
Aber das lustigste war, dass ich mir vorgestellt habe, dass ich sehr kompetitiv bin und dass ich gewinnen werde. Aber dann habe ich mir vorgestellt, dass ich eigentlich nicht weiß, wie man Charades spielen kann. Ja, ich weiß, das war das beste Teil. Wir sind wirklich... Ich habe gesagt, lasst uns fucking gehen. Was sind die Regeln?
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Chapter 5: What was the story behind Hannah doing the worm dance on Fallon and its possible retirement?
Because I know it takes one girl.
Oh, so it's not over. It takes one girl in the crowd going, Hannah, do the worm. And I'm a people pleaser. And I said, you know what? I'm doing it. So, no, the worm is not retired. Oh, okay. I mean, maybe it'll evolve. But I think, am I like a worm comedian now? I just think, like, if you were to retire it, what a place to retire it at.
True, true.
You know? But then we... als ich auf der Bühne war, musste man aufstehen. Und Jimmy hat seine Hand rausgezogen. Und zuerst habe ich ihn gezwungen, seine Hand zu bewegen, aber dann habe ich gemerkt, dass er mich aufheben würde. Und wir hatten diesen sehr komischen Hand-Moment. Und ich dachte, er würde es nicht aufheben. Aber dann war er sofort so, was war das? Er war so, bist du okay?
Und ich war so, nein, ich bin nicht okay. Und wir haben uns mit ihm verabschiedet. Meine Frage ist, glaubst du, dass unser Psycho aus Salem das Episode gesehen hat?
Ich denke, dass sie... Wir lieben sie. Wir sind besessen mit ihr. Und ich denke, dass sie realisiert, dass wir ihre Arbeit monetisieren konnten. Und das ist, was sie für uns wollte. Und eine Sache, die sie uns gesagt hat, ist, dass unsere Karrieren flüchten werden, aber wir sind sehr mentale krank. Ja.
Ich trinke einen Fruchtpunsch gerade. Die Dinge sind weg.
We haven't even started our press week for the book and we're exhausted. No, I'm exhausted. I was also in California for two days, which is not recommended. Not even for Coachella. No. Well, I would never. Have you been looking at Coachella content?
Anyone who has FOMO, like who isn't at Coachella, who's having FOMO, I don't relate to you in any capacity whatsoever. I don't relate to you. Mind you, the people there, I don't relate to them either. But I feel like in an even bigger capacity. But there's nothing about Coachella. There's not one single thing that I would be like, That seems nice.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about attending events like Coachella and music festivals?
Okay, I came across this Instagram of a very famous person who I love and I don't know why I've just never looked at her Instagram page in the way that I should have. Camila Cabello.
Oh.
Have you ever looked at her Instagram, just like the aesthetic that she gives? Wait, this is the singer? Yes.
Oh yeah, she goes off.
Okay.
Like, she's in the aesthetic.
Do me a favor. Go on your phone right now, go on Instagram.
Well, is she still blonde? I feel like once she went... Oh, never mind.
Go to her Instagram right now. Okay. I love when you tell me what to do. Tell me, this is not... Eine exaktere Replika von, wenn du und ich ein Baby hättest.
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