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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore

Mon, 03 Feb 2025

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This week on Office Ladies we break down the Performance Review episode of the Office. We've confirmed 'Chunk It' is an acceptable saying and Jenna and Angela share behind the scenes info about the famous fitness orb cold open. Then Larry Wilmore joins us to talk about his time working on The Office and playing Mr. Brown in Diversity Day. Finally, we chat about Dwight's Motley Crew hallway moment and Jan's big speech at the elevator. Game of Thrones and Star Wars may also come up in this episode, if you don't like it, just chunk it. Check out Office Ladies Merch at Podswag: https://www.podswag.com/collections/office-ladies  Office Ladies Website - Submit a fan question: https://officeladies.com/submitaquestion  Follow Us on Instagram: OfficeLadiesPod Episode Transcript To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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33.297 - 61.85 Paige

i'm in the process of helping one of my best friends plan her bachelorette party and the first thing we thought was we need an airbnb because we wanted to do like one dinner at home or just like a pj party and it truly is way more convenient than hotels it's easy to split the price and i just feel like you make so many more memories when you're all in the living room together rather than separated into separate bedrooms so next time you're planning a trip with friends or family a bachelorette or just an escape getaway check out airbnb because they truly are way more fun

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62.386 - 84.923 Paige

you know it's a crazy statistic over 10,000 chemicals have entered our US food supply yet in the EU it limits this to just 300 additives I personally don't have time to sift through the ingredients labels or to see what is in my food that's why I love thrive market I feel like I've talked about thrive so many times because they're the only place that has my freestyle olives which I love

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86.044 - 105.42 Paige

They come in so many different flavors. Their Kalamata olives are so good, but their spicy ones are my absolute favorite. And Thrive Market makes it so easy to find better options without the hassle. One of my favorite features is the healthy swap scanner. So in the Thrive Market app, it simply scans any item and you'll instantly get cleaner, healthier grocery alternatives.

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105.84 - 123.818 Paige

Another thing I love is that Thrive Market's smart cart feature. It takes the stress out of replacing the junk food when you create an account. So Thrive Market asks the right questions and automatically builds a grocery cart tailored to your needs. So honestly, things you would have never even thought of, but you're like, no, I love that. They're already in your cart for you.

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124.399 - 147.641 Paige

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148.102 - 149.463 Tech Producer (behind‐the‐scenes)

Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

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149.663 - 150.544 Paige

Manifest that shit.

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151.565 - 158.848 Tech Producer (behind‐the‐scenes)

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

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160.59 - 165.513 Hannah

What's up, my Grammy gigglers? Mm-hmm. Sexual. Sexual.

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165.613 - 166.073 Tech Producer (behind‐the‐scenes)

Yeah.

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166.353 - 166.754 Hannah

Uh-huh.

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167.374 - 179.581 Hannah

We're misleading because we're recording on a Sunday this week. We're recording Sunday. I'm so excited to watch Red Carpet. Red Corpet. Red Corpet and the outfits. I like the music outfits because I feel like they get crazy.

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179.761 - 184.763 Paige

The Grammys are like red carpet is Hannah Kodak. Oscars? Oscars?

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185.083 - 187.304 Hannah

Page Kodak. Page Kodak. Me, I'm like, I don't get it.

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187.444 - 191.025 Paige

The Chanel? I don't get it. You're like, why don't you put the meat dress on from two years ago?

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192.782 - 211.255 Hannah

No, me trust was like 12 years ago. It's crazy. Oh, no. I was thinking, what did Gen Z girls think about Lady Gaga? Because I feel like she hasn't had a real moment in the last couple of years. Yeah, like did they realize how iconic she is and how, I mean, she was obviously inspired by so many before her, but like. Yeah, Stephanie from New York City.

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211.295 - 211.755 Paige

I love her.

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211.915 - 227.624 Hannah

Stephanie. I think she spells it with an F. Did you hear? The number one golfer has injured himself hand making ravioli. Where? Where does he live? The gigglers are out here attacking golfers now.

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227.644 - 228.525 Paige

What's his name?

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228.545 - 230.786 Hannah

His name is Scott Schleffler, so not an Italian.

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231.206 - 238.65 Paige

Oh. So what were you doing? I literally don't care. I thought you were going to say like the number one golfer in the world. He's this Italian gorgeous man.

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238.71 - 252.202 Hannah

No, it sounds like a guy who his wife was mad at him. So he's like, I'm going to make you handmade ravioli. And then he hurt himself. And this is why, like, if you're not an Italian grandma, just don't. You know what else it's giving? Lies. No, it's giving? It's giving?

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252.702 - 266.198 Paige

That's a lie. That's a freaking lie because as someone who's watched many people make a handmade ravioli, you could do that one-handed. That is not a hard thing to do.

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266.218 - 284.967 Hannah

Wait, I love... There's two kinds of people who lie. People who just like don't answer the question. Yeah. Or then people who go so in so crazy that you're like, you know. Too much detail. I'm like, I didn't even know what time of day it was. I was trying to do a spinach feta ravioli. The spinach got caught. And next thing you know, lost a finger. No.

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285.487 - 304.672 Paige

You know what's crazy is I don't know if it's because I'm single, but I feel like I'm going to say that a lot coming up. I don't know if it's because I'm single that I miss Giggly Squad. Like, I feel like the weeks are longer. Like, I feel like something will happen on a Thursday and I'm like, am I really going to wait till Monday to tell the girls?

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304.692 - 322.125 Hannah

Did you just say Thursday or start itching? I start itching. And then I like want to tell you things and I'm like, hold it, hold it. This weekend, that's my Saturday. I was like, we got to move the pod up to Sunday. I got shit to say. Well, yeah. And then I'll send you the text like checking in. What's up?

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322.895 - 331.267 Hannah

But I hate when I call you and I'm, you know, when you don't want to say something to someone, but then you can't speak about anything else because you're trying so hard to not say one thing. So they're like, are you dumb?

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331.728 - 335.333 Paige

How about I texted you at like 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning this weekend?

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335.353 - 353.48 Hannah

I was like, and I just feel like I'm really over it. No, well, you get morning anxiety. I get morning anxiety. That disappears by 1 p.m. So I'm out here all day. I'm like, I'm calling Des. I'm like, I don't like I think Paige is having a bad day. Like, what should I tell her? Radio silence from her. I was like, call me whenever you need. I'm here.

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353.54 - 367.582 Hannah

I'm literally waiting by the phone like a good little girl waiting for you. I'm like, oh, I go. She must be in an escape room right now. She must be have checked into a mental health rehab facility. And that's why she hasn't called me. Text you around 830. Just like, how are you all doing?

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368.663 - 396.359 Paige

you go oh my god lol I was so dramatic I go I've been freaking out oh my god that was this morning literally so dramatic I'm over it I feel like you wake up in a like war zone do you want to know why why because I wake up and I grab my phone and so when you see me in the comments bitch that's 7am my head is clear my mind is clear and I'm ready for the day and then by like noon I'm like hello

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397.79 - 399.149 Paige

I probably shouldn't have said that.

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399.912 - 418.366 Hannah

You know, I'm like, maybe no one saw it. It's funny because I used to be Mrs. Non-media trained where like when people ask me things, I'm just saying the truth. Like I would just say what was going on. And I didn't know that you like technically shouldn't do that, especially with like reality TV sometimes. You know, things get so misconstrued.

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418.826 - 438.739 Hannah

I went on my first red carpet with my mom for Go Red for Women to raise awareness about cardiovascular health for women. Did you know? One, it's the number one killer for women. No, I didn't know that. And two... See, I would have said breast cancer. See? We don't know. And that's why we do the research. That's why we're not women in STEM. Correct.

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438.899 - 462.411 Hannah

But apparently, apparently, up until very recently, they were only studying men's heart health. Uh-huh. And whenever a woman would be feeling weird and she'd go to the doctor, they'd be like, I think you're PMSing. But like Sharon Stone had a stroke for three days and like didn't know. And like, it's just very under 60%. They're just, there's numbers.

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462.731 - 466.194 Paige

Yeah. There are numbers. Trust us when we say there are stats.

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466.274 - 483.488 Hannah

Numbers are involved. Numbers are real. So it's just a classic case of we need to do more research for women. And women will go to doctors and be like, my heart hurts. And they're like, you have anxiety. When it's like women, if anything, we have intuition. So raising awareness about that. I'm like, mom, let's go on the carpet. First interview.

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484.736 - 492.917 Hannah

They're like, ask me about you and like your dating life. And I'm like, oh, my God, because I'm literally trying to remember facts about cardiovascular health.

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492.937 - 494.938 Paige

You're trying to remember the phrase cardiovascular.

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494.978 - 517.412 Hannah

I'm trying to pronounce cardiovascular. And they were like, are you hooking Paige up with anyone? And I literally was like, oh, I'm. Why aren't you? Well, I just got a finger pointed at my long, crazy, long, skinny finger pointed at me. I'm glad you brought that up. Where have you been? Sorry, I'm kind of loving a moment of... Sorry, I like a moment of rest.

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517.492 - 519.313 Paige

No, let's have a moment of rest and reprieve.

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520.494 - 527.961 Hannah

We deserve it. But I told her, I was like, this is the thing. I did not want a headline. Yeah. I did not want to get involved because you've been involved.

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528.021 - 528.481 Larry Wilmore

No, I'm in.

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528.501 - 549.307 Hannah

And I was kind of enjoying me not being involved for a second. So I was like, oh, I know what you're trying to do. So then I just go, I'm... I'm just, I'm relaxing. And she looks at me and she goes, no, you're. I'm on voice. She literally goes, no, you're not. Which I thought was illegal. No. I gave my answer. Go to the next question. She goes, no, you're not. And I go, let me be frank.

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549.768 - 551.489 Hannah

I'm at home with my cat.

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551.889 - 576.092 Hannah

which is grace is that true yes i'm at home with my cat yes and in that moment i literally was so close to go full giggler yeah i just wanted to be like i'm minding my own business trying to mind my own business but then i saw the headline being like hannah burner roots a reporter and says she's minding her own business i wish the headline was hannah has been trying to mind her own business

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576.954 - 584.895 Hannah

Hannah Brenner struggling to mind her own business. But like me trying to not answer a question by press is, it's harder than the Olympics.

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585.618 - 590.06 Paige

No, I've been trying to mind my own business for fucking weeks now.

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590.24 - 600.264 Hannah

I just like can't escape it. Well, it's also hard when I'm trying to mind my own business, then people talk about my friend and then it becomes my business. But then I have to mind my own business because then I don't want to, you know.

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600.504 - 620.863 Paige

And that's why you see me in the comments at 7 a.m. No, it's actually so freaking annoying. Actually, let me just... Let me say to the gigglers what like I've been wanting to say since Thursday, since I've been itching to do the pod. OK, because obviously, like I see all the TikTok video. I try and scroll. But, you know, I'm also like I love attention.

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620.903 - 623.566 Paige

So I'm like if I see my name, I'm like, well, let me see.

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623.606 - 625.387 Hannah

And the algorithm knows you want to see your name.

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625.587 - 643.861 Paige

Right. And so like I'm trying to scroll, trying to scroll, whatever. Here's the thing. I never want to address rumors on Giggly Squad because This is my safe space. How dare they try and infiltrate my, the men try and infiltrate my safe space. So like, I don't even, it's not that I ignore like random rumors or like, I don't care.

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643.901 - 651.706 Paige

Well, I don't care, but like, it's because I'm not trying to bring it to the gigglers because the gigglers already know me. Like, who am I speaking to?

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651.726 - 656.751 Hannah

The gigglers are tired. They've been fighting the good fight. We do not need to add more to their plate.

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656.851 - 678.802 Paige

These women are busy. The girls have been on their... They're taking turns. I've been getting DMs. They're like, Paige, please. stay in the house one weekend, we're exhausted. I'm like, no, bitch, I freaking get it. So let me just say this. I'm saying this here and now, and then I'm never saying it again, okay?

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679.563 - 700.082 Paige

I never, in the three years that I dated my ex-boyfriend, I never physically cheated on him, emotionally cheated on him. Can you mentally cheat on him? Someone, I don't know, but I didn't. And just because it's like, oh my God, Paige is just the worst. And like she blindsided someone before the holidays.

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700.622 - 714.356 Paige

So let me just say that like when I announced my breakup on Giggly Squad, I thought really hard about like how I was going to say it, the words I was going to use because of this exact thing. Like I didn't want to have to do it back and forth. But like since then,

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715.036 - 739.495 Paige

no one's sticking up for me on the other side or like perpetuating even more rumors I will say that Craig and I broke up Thanksgiving weekend okay that's at the end of November Craig then went on and did press for Southern Charm did whatever he needed to do acting as if we were still together and that was fine I said that he could do that he was processing in his own way Christmas came and went.

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739.995 - 758.845 Paige

Then I saw that my ex-boyfriend was on a trip presenting himself as single. And I said, oh, here we go. We're ready to announce. I then texted him and said, whilst he was on his trip, that I'm going to say something on Giggly Squad and we can both start moving forward. It's been a full month now. My text went unanswered. Fine.

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759.545 - 783.752 Paige

Giggly Squad episode came out that was what at the end of December and then the narrative just like took a turn really quickly that I had cheated that I like broke up with him like a week ago moved on with some new guy let me say this here and now I did not move on with some new guy I am single I don't have a new boyfriend I did not cheat on my ex-boyfriend and it was a full month

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784.332 - 807.029 Paige

that we were broken up and I didn't say anything because I do, even though we are public, there are certain things that I think should remain private. And he asked me not to say anything. And so once he was on a trip and being single, I said, okay, well, I can't deceive the public any longer per your request. I have a podcast and I have the giggler. I have the girls, like the girls are here.

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807.51 - 826.258 Paige

So that is when I announced that we had our breakup. Since then, since I announced our breakup, I have been acting single because I am single. And so even though he's not coming out and saying that I didn't cheat on him, even though I asked him to do that and he said that he didn't want to say anything about the breakup.

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826.598 - 849.228 Paige

So any of the other baseless rumors that have my name in them, they are not true. When you're in a relationship, things happen in your relationship. You take inventory of them. You evaluate. And then you decide if you want to go forth with that relationship. And that's what I did. I decided that I did not want to go forth with that relationship. But no one was blindsided. No one was cheated on.

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849.248 - 869.782 Paige

I really took to heart like what I said on Giggly Squad when I first announced my breakup. It was really hard for me. And I felt like I spoke extremely highly of him. I will never be, I don't want to be the victim ever, but I also don't want to be the villain. I think this is like the last we need to speak of it. We broke up almost two months ago.

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870.643 - 898.237 Paige

Nothing happened that was nefarious or like cheating. There's not some big rumor that's going to come out, period. Now it's time to fucking giggle. Now it's time to laugh. It's comedy time. Yeah, this is Giggly Squad and I'm pissed that I even have to be serious. Let's get into something hilarious. Kanye West is back on Twitter. And I've screenshotted my favorite ones.

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898.257 - 900.838 Hannah

Speaking of receipts, bring up the yay tweets.

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901.558 - 910.04 Paige

Damn, just warming up. I'm rich. I can say whatever the fuck I want. I do this for the broke me. Shout out to the broke me. This one's for you. Me walking into Prada.

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912.259 - 913.461 Hannah

Is that the first tweet?

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913.521 - 934.053 Paige

Yeah. No context. No, I'm obsessed. Okay. Fuck reading and anyone who can do it. Period. That's what I've been trying to say. How'd you know it was really me? Did I spelt something wrong? Oh my God. Me talking to literally anyone. No, I'm just obsessed. You know, like bring back, bring back 2016.

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934.134 - 945.468 Paige

Like when we were all happy and like Kanye was tweeting crazy things about like Kim, like shitting herself. Like, you know, like bring that back. Kim was like, that's my man. Yeah, that's my man on the screen.

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946.369 - 968.886 Hannah

no i love it i would love him to take this energy into some new music though right i feel like maybe he's awakening in some way and let's put that towards what your skill point you know no i'm obsessed speaking of like the kardashians and kanye and whatever you know what i'm not here for people just randomly being mean to kylie jenner

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970.33 - 984.319 Paige

Like, people are so mad that she's dating Timothee Chalamet. They're like, she has no talent. Like, she, like, he deserves, he deserves someone what? Like, what do you mean? She's literally, she's a bit, like, she has stuff.

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984.7 - 994.68 Hannah

You know, I feel like There's, like, this concept of Hollywood where it's, like, this is Hollywood and then, like, influencers are influencers. But, like, I'm sorry. Everything is a mush right now.

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994.7 - 995.3 Paige

It's all a mush.

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995.4 - 996.42 Hannah

Everyone's famous.

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996.88 - 997.921 Paige

Everyone's posting content.

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997.981 - 1003.342 Hannah

Like, is there an A-list? There's A-list, but in a day you can get out of it. Yeah.

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1003.442 - 1025.45 Paige

Like, who's really A-list anymore? Like, Bradley Cooper? But does that make Gigi A-list? No. Right, and is she not as good because she's just like a model? I don't know where the list even originated. Where are we drawing the line on who's A-list and who's not? I think if you've won an Oscar, you're A-list.

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1026.09 - 1045.938 Hannah

But also, and if I get nominated for an award ever, like I never said this, the awards are made up. Yeah. It's all it's all made up. It's all, you know, campaigning and who's who dicks are being sucked. Do you campaign for like. Oh, my God. It's a huge campaign. Like Chalamet.

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1047.5 - 1052.246 Hannah

Timothy Chevrolet is doing an incredible campaign for Bob Dylan, like going on SNL.

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1053.287 - 1054.569 Paige

Oh, like doing the media tour.

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1054.589 - 1062.337 Hannah

It's showing that you care. Like, do you remember Harry Styles, how he did the whole – that was him, like, campaigning when he did MSG for, like, 400 nights. Yeah.

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1062.377 - 1065.76 Paige

That was – people don't talk about that enough. That was mental illness.

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1066.22 - 1082.835 Hannah

That was Adderall, for sure. That's crazy. How'd he do that? Wait, can we just announce – We don't do Adderall, which I think is, why don't we? Wait, it's kind of so chic. It's kind of chic because you know what? We like sleeping. So when we feel the tiredness come on, we don't think, oh, how can I Judy Garland myself?

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1084.257 - 1086.059 Ad

It's so dark. Oh my God.

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1088.562 - 1100.189 Hannah

No, I was hanging out with my uncle all weekend who loves old movies and I was asking him questions about Judy Garland and he was like, no, they would just give her pills to wake her up, give her pills to go to sleep. No, that's crazy. That's how I felt in Denver.

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1100.209 - 1104.992 Paige

I was like, guys, you're literally trying to Elvis Presley me right now.

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1105.112 - 1120.308 Hannah

I was recently talking to someone about it and I was like, You know, they give you like oxygen things. And I was like, Paige was having a panic attack. I put a spa music at her face and then was squirting oxygen into her mouth. And I was like, is this CPR? Am I doing CPR?

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1122.33 - 1126.975 Paige

No, that panic attack was crazy. That panic attack literally opened my whole world.

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1127.355 - 1146.693 Hannah

I do have to say, though, panic attacks are your body telling you something's wrong. Yeah. Not to brag, but I manifested this. It's happening. I don't know how, but manifestation is real. We are partnering with Lactaid. I think it's your dream. No, like I'm retiring after this.

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1147.173 - 1155.836 Paige

If there's one brand that I can go back from like the day that I met you that like you have been faithful and true to, it is lactate.

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1156.056 - 1181.603 Hannah

They sent me recently lactate ice cream. So it's regular milk, but without the lactose. Women in STEM know that. Des ate it all. Then I find out they have cottage cheese. They have sour cream lactate. I feel like they made it because they knew I was going to go nuts over it. But anyway, we're partnering with Lactaid because we love eating milk and cheese, as you know, but we are dairy sensitive.

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1181.943 - 1201.496 Hannah

There's something going on. If you've listened to this pod, you know that I have some dairy sensitivities. So we're doing a live Giggly Squad show. We're actually doing Club Giggly with Lactaid at the Dairy Lovers Lounge at a pop-up in New York City. Wait, I'm like obsessed with a dairy's lover lounge. Oh my God, it's going to be so cute.

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1201.556 - 1218.487 Hannah

So we're on a mission with Lactaid to unite the dairy baddies who refuse to compromise their love for real dairy. And by dairy baddie, it's someone who keeps it real. Maybe even when they shouldn't. Someone who refuses to compromise their love for milk. And someone who knows you don't have to break up with real dairy just because you're dairy sensitive.

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1218.847 - 1221.889 Hannah

And guys, just because you're dairy sensitive doesn't mean you're not a bad bitch.

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1222.549 - 1245.468 Paige

So if you're in the NYC area, you can RSVP starting at 5 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on February 4th to join us for free on February 11th. So check out the link in our bios. There's nothing worse than waking up in the morning, looking forward to your morning coffee and then going to get it. And it's wrong. And I know everyone has a bad day, but it's just like, how could you do this to me?

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1246.109 - 1258.859 Paige

You are the villain of my story today. But then I think the barista is sleeping like a baby because she's sleeping on a mattress for a mattress unbothered. Here I am without my morning cup of coffee. And then I realized that mattress firm can help anyone sleep at night.

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1259.119 - 1280.258 Paige

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1280.638 - 1298.043 Paige

And also Mattress Firm is so fast with delivery. I literally called one day and I was like, hey, can I switch my mattress? And they were like, yep, we'll be there tomorrow. And it's just fast, free, easy delivery. Because if you want the perfect bed, you also want it quick. Like you want to be sleeping on it that night. So I was so appreciative that they did it so quickly.

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1298.323 - 1323.194 Paige

So text Giggly Squad to 766693 for $100 off your next purchase at Mattress Firm. Exclusions apply. Get matched at Mattress Firm's President's Day sale and sleep at night. This episode of Giggly Squad is sponsored by BetterHelp. We always hear people talk about red flags in men, but we rarely hear them talk about green flags. And sometimes it's maybe because we can't recognize them.

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1323.634 - 1338.626 Paige

Therapy can honestly help you identify green flags in people. They can help you identify things in yourself that you can't see. So whether you're dating, married, building a friendship, or just working on yourself, it's time to form relationships that you love and that love you back.

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1338.846 - 1365.997 Paige

hannah and i love talking about therapy and here's the other thing we also talk about how when we stop therapy there are times when we're like we have to get back into therapy so if you're one of those people too and maybe you've done it in the past or you want to get back into it better help is fully online they make therapy affordable convenient and they serve over 5 million people worldwide they access a diverse network of more than 30,000 credentialed therapists with a wide range of specialties

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1366.337 - 1381.915 Paige

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1382.495 - 1399.686 Hannah

okay guys i just learned that my skin is really dry and oily not to brag because i don't exfoliate enough so it's like all this build-up is happening so when i try to moisturize i'm just putting it over like dry gross skin and that's why i'm obsessed with first aid beauty's facial radiance pads

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1400.286 - 1418.277 Hannah

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1418.517 - 1437.249 Hannah

It's pre-soaked, so all you have to do is swipe and go. One step makeup prep. They brighten and help refine the pores. It's actually really important. If you have similar skin to me, I would definitely use these. See the difference First Aid Beauty's facial radiance pads make for your complexion? I know you'll love them as much as I do, and right now I have a special offer just for my listeners.

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1437.289 - 1452.599 Hannah

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1455.672 - 1474.837 Larry Wilmore

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1475.057 - 1483.139 Larry Wilmore

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1488.235 - 1496.959 Hannah

Back to celebrities, I went to this, this was like my first charity gala. Where was it? It was in Manhattan somewhere.

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1498.079 - 1498.739 Paige

Like a big ball.

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1498.759 - 1523.888 Hannah

Oh my God, no, it was in Jazz at Lincoln Center. Oh, oh my God. Which, by the way, when I went to high school, you know I'd get off right there where the Globe was and then walk to my high school. It was so chic. So chic, and we'd hang out in Central Park, like little artsy poets in Sheep's Meadow. But anyway, enough about me and my childhood. First person I see, Portia Williams. Stop.

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1524.149 - 1543.835 Hannah

When I tell you I did 42 episodes of chat room with her in my mom's kitchen, never met her in person. No way. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because it's COVID. It was COVID. And it's illegal for me to go to BravoCon. Yeah. So there's no way we've ever crossed paths. We've never crossed paths. She's never come across your desk. She's never come across my desk.

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1543.875 - 1565.984 Hannah

And I look at her and she doesn't realize we've never met in person. So she's like, Hannah, what's up? And I'm like, bitch, we've never met in person. And so that was crazy. Also, she's gorgeous. And like, I mean, between her and Giselle, it was crazy. I was, I'm surprised they let me on that show. They were like, you ugly little rodent. They're like, you're the funny one.

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1567.104 - 1582.89 Hannah

No, but they're so funny too. But anyway. Guess who the host was? Who? I love how you say guess like you could guess. There's no way. I love the way you tell the story. Yes, you can't. You can't get it, you stupid little bitch. You can't get it. I'm like, I don't know, Mario Lopez.

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1583.09 - 1584.591 Paige

Sharon Stone. Oh, wow.

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1584.671 - 1588.652 Hannah

Who is so beautiful. And she, so we're in like this big.

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1588.732 - 1596.095 Paige

Now she does a good short hair, slick back, like pixie. Well, because her, the cheekbones. Yeah, her jawstrings.

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1596.215 - 1600.697 Hannah

And her profile is so cunt. So she walks on.

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1601.038 - 1606.02 Paige

Sharon Stone in Casino is like my overall life mood board.

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1606.36 - 1611.735 Hannah

Well, talk about it, girl. The most. So there was this huge backstage area because it was a fashion show.

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1611.755 - 1613.277 Paige

And I think she had like a lesbian moment.

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1613.637 - 1622.165 Hannah

Well, that's what I've been... And who doesn't? That's what I've been trying to get you into. Honestly. But I'm just like, joke's on you guys.

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1623.286 - 1627.47 Paige

Joke's on you guys. I'm this close.

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1627.53 - 1631.574 Hannah

I've been getting eaten out by the greatest lesbian ever. Okay, so...

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1632.415 - 1653.234 Hannah

Sharon Stone's walking by and she's with this woman who's like in control of the show who I knew and for some reason Sharon Stone like stops right where I am I think she thought I was someone I I think she thought I was someone I wasn't yeah or she was like oh this is some girl that I don't know that I should know and she stops and I'm looking at her and it's Sharon Stone and the woman next to her goes stand up it's Sharon Stone laughing

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1654.875 - 1655.996 Hannah

But I didn't stop.

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1656.016 - 1656.296 Larry Wilmore

No way.

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1656.316 - 1667.405 Hannah

Because I didn't think she would stop me and say, I thought it was someone behind me. But she literally stopped and put her hands out. And I go, oh, hi. And she goes, stand up. It's Sharon Stone. I stand up. And I go, hi, Sharon Stone.

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1667.445 - 1674.151 Paige

Literally, that's the energy I gave with Victoria Beckham. I was like, put pants on. It's Victoria Beckham. No, that, yeah.

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1674.171 - 1677.493 Hannah

Stand up. It's Sharon Stone. So I stood up and I was like, you are...

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1678.354 - 1698.14 Hannah

just iconic in every way and she was like thanks and then went on to walk and i looked at my mom and i was like what the hell was that i feel like she's really tall in person she's tall but not like freaky tall but like like a solid five eight yes yeah she's just regal and then she was hosting and some charities i do have to say i mean shout out charities we love what you do

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1700.782 - 1705.706 Paige

No, we love your work. We love your work. We're obsessed with all the things you've organized.

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1706.326 - 1722.919 Hannah

Boring. Yeah. Like, they're just yapping, yapping, yapping about things that aren't, like, they just, some people at the charity want to hear themselves speak. Was it a sit-down dinner? No, it was the most fun, like, concert, and they did a... Like a cocktail hour? Cocktail hour concert, and then...

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1723.599 - 1746.765 Hannah

a fashion show of all these like red dresses it was amazing but Sharon Stone when she gets the mic she has such an aura like she was telling stories that like weren't even completely related all the time it was she's killing on the mic yeah then Suki Waterhouse is there oh what does she look like in person Gorgeous. Tall. The cheekbones out of control.

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1746.785 - 1747.445 Paige

Did she get bangs?

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1747.605 - 1752.267 Hannah

Yes. And she has an 11-month child, which was inspirational.

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1752.327 - 1756.928 Paige

There's something about British people and they pull off bangs better.

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1756.948 - 1762.33 Hannah

I didn't want to say that. I didn't want to say it because you pull them off very well.

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1762.35 - 1772.852 Paige

But it's just something like... They sit on the face better. They sit on their face better. It's more believable. Like Daisy Edgar Jones. Yeah, like... She's not British. Yes, she is.

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1773.412 - 1775.494 Hannah

She's Irish. She pulls off a lot of accents.

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1775.594 - 1792.005 Paige

Okay, European. European. Europeans pull off bangs in a, like, in a non-intentional way. Like, I feel like American girls were like... That's why the whole thing is like, are you okay? Like, we... It's... We go too hard. Myself included. Like I'm including myself in that.

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1792.025 - 1800.114 Hannah

But it's so funny because she's so British. But then she goes to singing and they lose the accent, which no one's ever studied that. No, it'll never make sense. It'll never make sense. Someone should study it.

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1800.174 - 1815.709 Paige

Like Adele has an accent. But like my Adele doesn't. You know, like my Adele in my head. She's from Queens. Right? If Adele was from America... Hello, it's me. Yes.

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1816.269 - 1825.971 Hannah

Where are you? I've been waiting for years for you to call. Wait, I... I've been sitting watching Jeopardy all night long and you haven't ring me up once. I will beat your ass.

0
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1825.991 - 1829.531 Paige

Hello, I'm on the other side of West 55th. Where are you?

0
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1829.611 - 1837.653 Hannah

How are we not cast in an aura is beyond me and I'm jealous. Mikey Madison, you're from LA. You're a lucky bitch, okay?

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1837.933 - 1839.233 Paige

I love that my Adele is...

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1840.424 - 1868.005 Hannah

from queen so that's so fun not my adele um then sarah bareilles are you familiar with her work i'm not gonna write you a love song her voice which did she perform she performed for 40 minutes and i was glued to my seat it her voice is so incredible and now she's whatever long story short I haven't seen other people perform in a while because I have just been hamming it up on my own stage.

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1868.105 - 1870.247 Hannah

It's so nice to sit back and appreciate others.

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1871.929 - 1876.933 Paige

It's so nice to let someone else talk. Sometimes I'm like,

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1877.293 - 1900.181 Hannah

how about you go these girls have been doing this thing called listening that i've never tried yeah but swipe up if you want to listen hannah 25 i highly recommend it it was so fun so relaxing i almost i think i may have learned something i can't tell you the last time i went to something you're gonna say listen well that i can't tell you the last time i went to a performance

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1901.461 - 1922.947 Hannah

So I want to go see, and Juliette, there's also this all in, I think we need to go to some New York City shows. Because it's the kind of thing like people from- When you say shows, what do you mean? Like Broadway shows. Not musicals. Okay. There's some like shows. And Juliette's a musical, I lied. Oh, wait, you just got so mad at me. No, it's just like. You like stand up. I love a stand up.

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1923.107 - 1925.108 Hannah

Look, you come hang with me at some shows.

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1925.128 - 1928.789 Paige

We'll figure it out. Yeah, maybe I'll just come and like sit in the green room of the stand.

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1929.569 - 1930.549 Hannah

I don't know if that's safe for you.

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1931.549 - 1937.591 Paige

Have you ever seen a green room of a real comedy club? No, but I'm I'm open to new opportunities.

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1937.791 - 1947.397 Hannah

Or you're going to love it. It's honestly just men who kind of look like school shooters smoking weed and talking about their cum jokes, which honestly can be relaxing.

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1948.097 - 1961.545 Paige

I feel like they're the kind of guys that when you're in a relationship with them, they're the ones that are like, I was cheated on and I never got over it. And you're like, what age? And they're like, the fourth grade. It's that type of energy that they hold on to.

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1961.625 - 1965.448 Hannah

No, it's the kind of thing where on stage they're so charming and then they get off stage and you're like, could you...

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1966.428 - 1991.224 Hannah

could you smile once yeah um maybe also in the audience but i'm saying like i haven't sat in the audience of something in a while and i'm craving it i even think as a performer it's important to like remember the experience of like you know we never see the front of these theaters like we don't even see where it says like giggly squad yeah michigan whatever what's it called in the front it's called the front of a theater

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1991.644 - 1994.207 Paige

The marquee. We never see the marquee.

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1994.467 - 2007.22 Hannah

We will go to tons of times and never see the marquee because we go in through the back door and get put as you like to do. And then we go... Did I touch? And then we go into...

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2009.342 - 2020.51 Paige

We never talked about – after we did Giggly Squad Radio City, like, I got home, my brother came to the show, and he didn't say anything to me other than, really, Paige, an anal joke in front of our parents? Did he say that?

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2020.53 - 2033.72 Hannah

Okay, that's giving jelly. It's giving jealous. And I was like, I didn't say it was me. It's giving jealous. Speaking of my papa, because, okay, the Giggly Squad books, there's, like, a galley that's been made, which is, like, the first –

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2034.54 - 2059.777 Hannah

i don't know what a galley is yeah but it's going around and i think they're giving it to some bookstores to be like do you guys want it or whatever and my papa started reading it and he was like do you guys talk about pooping like you do on the pod and i was like probably i don't know what chapter it is but he started reading it and he really liked it probably i don't look at the chapters it's pretty self-explanatory called an index actually there is a chapter of how to poop in public yeah

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2063.18 - 2079.737 Hannah

there is i definitely started that chapter but no i'm obsessed with your family truly thanks no we had a fun weekend with my uncle johnny um he has a basement of all old movie paraphernalia let's actually i saw it on your instagram story

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2080.908 - 2105.026 Paige

You've been Instagram – I love when you get in an Instagram story mood because sometimes you're just like you're reposting, you're like working, you're like this is what I've done. But then there are times where you really let like your true comedic timing humor – last night I rewatched your Instagram story like three times. When you posted that dog and said, I love your bob, I lost it.

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2105.906 - 2109.309 Paige

It was like as if it was the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet because it was.

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2109.329 - 2128.725 Hannah

You know what it is when I'm not with you and I'm not with Des? I don't have anyone to be snarky with. Yes. So then the internet is my people. But that actually wasn't what I wanted to write. I wanted to write fuck ass Bob, but I knew that all my family would be reading it and be like, why did you call the dog fuck ass Bob? And I was like, it's an internet joke, whatever.

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2128.945 - 2140.409 Hannah

No, this dog's bob was so coiffed. And when it would bark, it would do like a like, it was like, it was literally Anna Wintour of dogs.

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2140.489 - 2140.689 Larry Wilmore

Yeah.

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2146.051 - 2148.892

He's not like me.

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2150.112 - 2155.374 Hannah

I was like, oh, so you went for auburn hair. Got it. I said, you would love my friend Paige. You would love her outfit.

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2156.294 - 2159.395 Paige

Wait, not to bring the mood down. Well, you already brought it down once. I know.

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2159.415 - 2160.176 Hannah

Or bring it down again.

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2160.196 - 2169.359 Paige

This is so sad. My family dog Polo passed away two days ago. My mom called me hysterically crying.

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2169.619 - 2176.013 Hannah

Oh, did you get a weird sense when she called you that something happened or no? You're like, I'm doing my own stuff.

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2176.073 - 2198.691 Paige

I don't know if you heard me 10 minutes ago. I got my own shit going on. Mom, I can't talk right now. Fuck the dog. Actually, this is so fucked up. My mom was obviously like so upset. So like I'm checking in on her the next morning and I'm like, hey, like, how are you doing? She's like, I'm doing a lot better. And I was like, OK, good, because I'm so fucking overwhelmed right now.

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2198.771 - 2201.713 Paige

And I'm like, literally, like, I don't know what's happening. And everyone's being mean to me.

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2203.815 - 2223.941 Hannah

No, but when I tell you this dog was like your mom's shadow. Yeah. Polo. No, Polo was. I do have to say, I think we talked about it on the pod, but when I did visit that day. Yeah. This dog was half in the grave. Okay, this dog is dead. No, this. The dog was dead. No one was acknowledging. No, this dog lived a good life. Long life.

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2223.981 - 2229.705 Hannah

But like I looked over and the dog is, you know when they're laying, but like. It doesn't look like they're breathing.

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2229.905 - 2233.971 Paige

This dog has consumed more Italian meats than any boyfriend I've ever dated.

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2234.011 - 2254.195 Hannah

Some would say that will kill them. Some would say prosciutto wasn't the thing to feed the dog. Some would say it was a little overweight and made him have... Had some cardiovascular problems. No, but I literally like when we're about to go to the show, I go, I hope Polo's alive when we get back. I just make, I kept making Polo death jokes, which I think is me.

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2254.755 - 2270.851 Hannah

I hate animals dying to the point that like I'd rather it be a human. Yeah. So I like couldn't handle it. The comedy started to come with it. But then when you told me, I sent him a text. Yes, I sent Kimmy. I texted him and I said, sad news today.

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2271.191 - 2272.152 Paige

Polo has passed away.

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2272.532 - 2281.958 Hannah

No, I got really upset. No, I can't even bring up my childhood cat, Trixie. If my dad's listening right now, he's going to turn off Giggle Squad right now and be like, I need to process this.

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2282.538 - 2302.411 Paige

No, the great thing about Polo was I got Polo after like our dog before Polo passed away. And I think we waited maybe like six months before we got Polo. But I got him when I turned when I was 18. And my parents let me get him because all my friends were going away to college and I wasn't.

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2302.431 - 2328.487 Paige

And so like I just felt I was in such a weird time where I was just like, I don't know what I'm freaking doing. that's terrifying but I was living home and I just felt like a little lonely I felt like a loser honestly I was like oh my god like I'm the only one not going away to school And so I was like, okay, I'm going to get this dog. I was with this puppy every single day.

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2328.588 - 2341.079 Paige

So like it truly was my dog. Was he the cutest puppy? The cutest. Because I was the only one home with it during the day. So me and Polo bonded so much. When you were supposed to be at school. I was like, should I skip class? Bark if yes.

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2344.292 - 2373.542 Paige

we ate mac and cheese and we snuggled and like and also as a puppy the laziest dog I've ever seen like just like had no interest in like running jumping playing and I was like yeah get in the bed and so then when I moved to New York City I really felt like I had like abandoned him and he truly became my mom's dog and he was just he was just like the perfect dog can we have a moment of silence for Polo moment of silence for Polo thank you thank you

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2374.753 - 2395.281 Hannah

Thank you. Should we start doing moment of silence for everything? For people that we cut out of our lives. Moment of silence. Side note, we raised so much money. We haven't gotten the official stats. We'll post it soon for the LA Fires. And with the Giggly Squad t-shirt, we're so happy about that. We love charity. We're also very specific about the charities.

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2395.561 - 2412.325 Hannah

We want to do our research to make sure we're not just throwing money or throwing supplies at anything. And sometimes you do stuff and it makes it harder for people. Anyway, long story short, it's complicated. I saw a TikTok that said if you have acne on the lower third of your face and you're not like premenstrual.

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0
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2413.305 - 2415.706 Hannah

Which that happens every time I have my period.

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2416.026 - 2417.146 Paige

And you're not premenstrual.

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2417.186 - 2434.57 Hannah

And it's like all month. Okay. Find a new relationship. Stop. Apparently they said it's like it's a cortisol thing that like this man is stressing you the fuck out. And if you're breaking out while you're with him, it's like your body's response. Yeah.

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2435.159 - 2439.806 Paige

Did you follow any of the Madeline RG Central Sea drama when that happened?

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2440.647 - 2443.231 Hannah

Kind of, but all the videos were too long.

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2444.373 - 2465.864 Paige

But he kept cheating on her. For me, they were too Gen Z. I was like, these are kids. These are kids, they'll figure it out. But the videos I've been seeing, sometimes I can't identify. Are they back together? I don't think they're back together, but he just recently put out a song and it was basically about her and everyone was making videos. I hope she doesn't listen to this and go back to him.

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2466.284 - 2468.825 Paige

I would crumble. Okay, got it, got it.

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2468.985 - 2476.646 Hannah

Oh, you're glow up and you're happy now. I would just call him and be like, give me 20%. Literally cut me a check. You're using my likeness. Cut. Cut?

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2476.666 - 2483.089 Paige

The amount of men I'd like to call and say, hey, that'll be 10 fucking grand.

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2483.569 - 2495.875 Hannah

Well, that's like Mariah Carey suing her ex for wasting her time. Honestly, I didn't understand her until this moment. At first I was like, okay, Mariah. Okay, now I'm like, why haven't more women done that?

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2495.895 - 2500.497 Paige

No, the pettiness of Mariah Carey is something to like... Be studied. Yeah. What was I saying?

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2500.637 - 2502.658 Hannah

You were saying Central Sea wrote a song.

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2502.718 - 2526.592 Paige

Oh, okay, so... he says in it that like about her skin glow like glowing or whatever and she does look completely different since like getting out of the relationship with him all of her videos she did do I would follow her because when I thought she was just like cute and Well, I love her accent. I love her accent. And she would always make videos about her acne and her skin and all this stuff.

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2526.612 - 2530.536 Paige

And then recently, she's the clearest skin I've ever seen, honey.

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2530.556 - 2546.493 Hannah

Do you ever do... You do see some girls in relationships, and I'm talking about not Facetune, just Raw, where you're like... I think I think he's draining that bitch. I think she's being drained from the inside out. Yeah. I want you girls look in the mirror. You don't really know.

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2546.593 - 2557.625 Paige

And I think you don't notice it until you're out of it. I'm trying to think like what if I had any breakups where like I my physical appearance drastically changed.

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2557.645 - 2580.956 Hannah

I once was in a relationship where. I knew I needed to break up with him, but I was so scared. And I stopped eating, which has never been done in the history of my life. I was so skinny, but in an embarrassing way where I wanted to eat but couldn't. I remember going to one of my mom's jazz gigs with my family, and I ordered pasta, and I couldn't eat it.

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2581.077 - 2598.743 Hannah

And I was trying to figure out ways to make it look like I ate it, but I was so... Sick and nauseous. No, because I knew that I was going to be pulled aside and be like, what the fuck's wrong with you? No way. Because bitch has never not finished a meal. And then even at work, I'd be eating my sandwich and I'd be picking on it. And people comment about it.

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2598.763 - 2600.204 Hannah

People would be like, do you not like your sandwich?

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2601.104 - 2623.371 Paige

oh my god yeah so and i got very skinny and then i started to feel like i was sick like i had a disease that was like taking well i feel like i don't have good friends because i feel like anytime i'm not eating they're like you look great no when you're not eating what are you doing keep it up are you not finishing that can i eat that yeah but that's different you're just inquiring inquiring about if you can eat it or not

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2624.231 - 2632.815 Hannah

I just remember then I got out of it and it takes like a week or two or three. And the next thing you know, my body was like back in balance.

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2633.235 - 2648.341 Paige

It's funny because one of my girlfriends was like in the midst of breaking up with her boyfriend in the past couple of weeks. And... It's so funny to like go through a breakup and then be like on the other side and then be talking to like a girl about going through a breakup.

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2648.461 - 2669.475 Paige

And you just like you have you really do have to let them get out all the possibilities, like all the scenarios that they've made up in their head. And she was like going back and forth. And she was just like, I don't know if it's right. And I was just like, look, if it is right, you'll get back together. Like, you'll be fine. And then, I mean, we were three hours in.

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2669.735 - 2671.757 Paige

This bitch was like, I've never been more myself.

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2673.599 - 2675.201 Hannah

You're like, a monkey has been lifted off my back.

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2675.241 - 2678.064 Paige

You're also three martinis deep. True.

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2678.264 - 2680.486 Hannah

Girls do, losing hair is a thing too.

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2681.247 - 2705.789 Hannah

yeah and people don't talk about it because i think it is like it gets scary but it's more common than you'd think i've had definitely had friends being like you're in the shower and you're like oh fuck like your body is literally like you can't you can try to trick your mind but you can't trick me bitch you can't i think my like i've had breakups where my face like i felt like i was holding weight like yeah my face yeah and then like i would break up and i'd be like oh

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2707.009 - 2729.556 Paige

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You heard me, free croissants in every box. And $30 off your first box when you go to wildgrain.com slash giggly. That's wildgrain.com slash giggly, or you can use promo code giggly at checkout. Oh, I have a show I've been watching. Did you watch White Lotus?

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2804.965 - 2807.846 Hannah

No, that's one of the shows I haven't watched. I haven't watched White Lotus.

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2807.906 - 2811.087 Paige

I haven't watched Bridgerton. Wait, you should because it is very like true crime-y.

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2811.627 - 2812.427 Hannah

Yeah, I want to watch it.

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2812.447 - 2832.809 Paige

Like a little mystery. Okay, whatever. The last season of White Lotus, there was a guy – Shoot, I can't think of his name. Whatever. He was like really, really hot in it. And he was, I think he was British. No, not Theo James. That's my love. No, it was a different guy. Anyway, he's on this new Apple show called Prime Suspect.

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2833.009 - 2833.95 Hannah

Oh, oh, yeah.

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2834.691 - 2835.231 Paige

I haven't watched it.

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2835.251 - 2849.417 Hannah

It's so good. Wait, can I just say, shout out to Apple TV. You're a little expensive, but you're... No, they're putting in work. Quality over quantity. Like, when they put out a show, you know it's been green the fuck lit.

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2849.437 - 2854.418 Paige

You're so right because their top 10 is the same all year. Yeah, and it's just fire.

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2854.518 - 2858.12 Hannah

And then they bring back the really good ones. Question for you.

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2860.362 - 2862.703 Hannah

No, I don't know what's going on in Severance. I can't understand it.

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2863.384 - 2882.182 Paige

Oh, I've given up on that. Last pod, we were like, watch it, re-watch it. I have to watch another episode. What is your – like when you go – okay, when you go to your apartment and you're turning on your TV, what is – I love this question. What is – you don't know what I'm going to say, I don't think. What is your – what's your streaming platform?

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2882.202 - 2885.264 Paige

Like what's your device where all your apps are on?

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💬 0

2885.484 - 2890.466 Hannah

Okay, this – I feel like I'm about to be naked in front of you guys. Like this is the rawest I've ever been on this pod.

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2890.486 - 2893.067 Paige

No, because if it's what I think, I – go.

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💬 0

2893.547 - 2897.939 Hannah

Okay, well, first of all, I – Can I answer it in my own way first?

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2897.959 - 2898.679 Paige

Yes, of course.

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2898.719 - 2914.855 Hannah

This is an open forum. We created it. I sit down and just out of habit, first of all, I don't know how to turn my own TV on. There's too many remotes. I click every button until somehow it miraculously turns on. Then I go to the tennis channel.

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2915.936 - 2923.941 Paige

Okay, let me rewind you. You're going to the Tennis Channel first, but how are you getting to the Tennis Channel? So it's on cable.

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2924.562 - 2946.781 Hannah

It's on cable, but I don't know the Tennis Channel, so I have to go Tennis Channel. So if I'm on the phone with you and I want to go to the Tennis Channel, you have to go to the Tennis Channel. Okay, okay. I think it's 500 something. After past 30, I'm not remembering. If you are past 30, I don't know what channel you're on. So I put the Tennis Channel on, and if it's a match, I like... She sat.

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2946.961 - 2968.06 Hannah

OK. And I'll do my thing and I will have it on all day. OK. If it's not a match I like, I can also go to Amazon, go to live TV and they have other matches on. OK. That are sometimes like women's matches that I want to watch. Then I do go to Netflix as my first. Okay. Just to be like, is there a new documentary charting?

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2968.1 - 2980.416 Paige

Okay, I don't think you're understanding my question. How long are you going to let me go? Well, you said you wanted to do it in your own way and I'm a supportive friend. What is your box? Optimum.

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2980.476 - 2999.642 Hannah

Optimum. Wait, can I just say one thing? I'm not involved in the electrical part of this. My husband deals with that. I don't know what the Wi-Fi password is. I come in and I use it. And when it doesn't work, I say, Des! And then he's like, how come you always break the TV?

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3000.442 - 3021.781 Paige

No, I should have come correct as someone who does not believe in Bluetooth or Wi-Fi, has never had a wireless headphone. I should have come correct. My theory is, and I know it's true because I know that this is you too. Yeah. Men don't have an Apple TV. They don't have a Roku. They say, this is a smart TV. Why would I have that?

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3022.922 - 3044.575 Hannah

Is that you? That's what Des has done to me. And what's crazy is our TV, for me to watch Hulu or HBO, I have to do it through my phone because it's not up on ours. Right. And I just thought that's the life I had to live. But I'm realizing now- It's not the life you have to live. I used to have Roku when I was living with girls. Correct. And they came correct.

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3045.116 - 3062.771 Paige

I switched to an Apple TV about two years ago from a Roku to an Apple TV. All my apps are right there. Everything's like signed in. Everything's gorgeous. I go to my brother's and- Chaos. Chaos ensues. I'm like, how could you even figure out where HBO Max is?

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3063.271 - 3083.1 Hannah

You know? No, I know. And not to brag, but Des is a man of the world. Yeah. So occasionally, for some reason, our TV thinks it's like logged into Ireland. So then I like can't get certain things because it thinks we're in Ireland, which is a very small country and limited. He's VPNing your TV and you don't even know it.

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3083.16 - 3089.406 Paige

I don't know what's going on. He's giving your TV an STD. And you have no way of getting it back.

0
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3089.706 - 3099.039 Hannah

He's in Dublin. For how long? He's coming back for a second. Like he's on pretty long of a tour. Oh my God. But also like we have stuff going on too.

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3099.059 - 3100.181 Paige

So like what have you been doing?

0
💬 0

3100.891 - 3103.234 Hannah

Well, that's why I hung out with family for the first time in years.

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💬 0

3103.334 - 3106.417 Paige

You're like, well, I got to know my mom and dad.

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💬 0

3106.437 - 3111.002 Hannah

That may seem lovely. I sent Kim flowers for Polo.

0
💬 0

3111.142 - 3114.566 Paige

No, you're Martha May Juvier.

0
💬 0

3114.706 - 3117.549 Hannah

I spoke to Chris and asked him a couple questions.

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💬 0

3118.03 - 3119.411 Paige

You're corresponding?

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3120.032 - 3136.526 Hannah

penmanship i'm gonna watch the grammys full with no interruptions tonight wow literally three minutes into the red carpet interviews he goes i can't believe you're gonna watch this for three more hours all the questions are the same and i go yeah and i'm observing a hundred different things of like this is girlhood that you're not understanding

0
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3136.906 - 3137.667 Paige

No mental good.

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💬 0

3137.747 - 3140.63 Hannah

And he's like, this interview's awkward. I'm like, and that's why I like watching it.

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💬 0

3140.751 - 3146.857 Paige

Yeah. Because I want to see. Well, this is the first weekend there's no football. So I wonder if the boys were okay. Was everyone okay?

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3147.859 - 3161.486 Hannah

Oh, yeah. Because they're waiting for the Super Bowl. Yeah. Which... Do you know, there's some conspiracy theories about the Super Bowl, which I don't like to spread, but I watched the game. They played. But please say them. They played the Buffalo Bills. Okay.

0
💬 0

3162.046 - 3176.891 Hannah

And there were just some rumors that the refs are being very lenient with the Chiefs, which would make sense because at the end of the day, capitalism wins again. Everything's about money. Everything's about money. The league makes more money when the Chiefs go to the finals.

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3176.951 - 3205.952 Paige

Because of a woman. And now we've said it. And the way this bitch deserves a cut more than anyone. I think about it all the time. Here's the thing. There's no way the NFL isn't giving her somewhat of a cut. I don't think that would ever like they would ever say that because that I don't know why that feels illegal, but whatever. Yeah. I feel like they've played her music. There's just no way.

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💬 0

3206.012 - 3215.934 Paige

Because here's the other thing. The TV viewership alone, she's made them millions and millions of dollars. How would they not pay her? Like, something.

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💬 0

3216.034 - 3221.095 Hannah

Or maybe she's signing, like, to let them cut to her. Because she's not only getting hate.

0
💬 0

3221.375 - 3223.115 Paige

Oh, yeah. Like, maybe she's saying, you can show me.

0
💬 0

3223.135 - 3224.876 Hannah

You can cut this amount of times, maybe.

0
💬 0

3224.896 - 3226.436 Paige

And give me a certain amount of money.

0
💬 0

3226.456 - 3229.137 Hannah

And maybe her team gets approvals. Like, that's making shit up.

0
💬 0

3229.157 - 3236.02 Paige

Also, yeah, I love this. Or, and hear me out here, or she's like, I'm a billionaire. I don't give a fuck.

0
💬 0

3236.04 - 3237.941 Hannah

I don't care about your little game.

0
💬 0

3237.961 - 3244.585 Paige

I don't care. I'm literally here to watch my bonehead boyfriend. Like, I'm being supportive.

0
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3244.765 - 3268.206 Hannah

I don't give a shit. Can you help me with this one thing? Because I don't want to hurt any of the man's feelings. I'm talking facts right now. Chris, I want you to hear this. Why are the positions fullback, cornerback, running back, tight end? Why? Like we don't tight end. Like who was in the room? Like, okay, what do we call the fourth one? And they're like, obviously tight end.

0
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3268.246 - 3281.574 Hannah

And it's always the hot Travis Kelsey's tight end. Gronkowski's tight end. They pick the cute ones. See, I can say positions. I don't know where they are. Tight end is a crazy thing to seriously name a position.

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0
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3286.957 - 3303.947 Hannah

no but you know i'm saying thank you it's one thing if all of them were like side end wide end tight end it has nothing to do with tight end and then they just decided what is a tight end a tight end is the guy on i guess the end who keeps it tight he keeps that motherfucking shit tight

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3305.127 - 3307.548 Paige

After the game, what do they do together? Shower.

0
💬 0

3308.288 - 3312.709 Hannah

And let's be honest, these men can afford their own showers. You don't have to go in the same showers.

0
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3312.829 - 3323.572 Paige

And I've heard multiple men, football players are not saying it's team bonding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've never team bonded with a friend naked.

0
💬 0

3324.232 - 3331.154 Hannah

The closest me and you have been to being naked in the same room together is when I'm pooping and you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room.

0
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3331.194 - 3352.828 Paige

Yeah. And it's against my will. What? I know for a fact I was in there first. I know for a fact. And that you had a chimichanga. Okay? So let's not even act like it was just us bonding. It was you having a serious problem. It was also an emergency. That's medical. That's just medical. I'm your emergency contact.

0
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3353.108 - 3373.957 Hannah

Sorry, Grandpa, Papa, whoever's listening. Do you ever have a gas bubble that you're like, this is how I die? I was in the car. What's a gas bubble? Like you have to fart? Let me explain. So I was in California with Andrew Collin. I ordered a salad. He ordered like a cheeseburger with fries, but it was before our show. So I'm like, I can't have a cheeseburger before the show.

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3374.317 - 3395.059 Hannah

But obviously I'm starving. And he goes to get the car and he didn't finish his fries. So I'm like, well, now I have to eat his fries. So I shovel a bunch of fries in my mouth. And then you get the adrenaline of like, oh my God, I'm going to the show. Yeah. I get in the car. Everything's normal. Do you know when you get a wave of like diarrhea? Like it's not like a wave of pain in your stomach.

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3395.119 - 3402.824 Paige

Okay. Is it above or below? Okay. In your stomach. It's not like a heartburn bubble. No.

0
💬 0

3402.984 - 3405.806 Hannah

Okay. For me, it's always, you know, I don't even burp.

0
💬 0

3405.946 - 3407.487 Paige

It goes out one hole.

0
💬 0

3407.567 - 3410.969 Hannah

Yeah. So I guess you're more of a puker. Thank you.

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💬 0

3415.417 - 3431.267 Paige

Like, that's so dainty of you. Wait, the other day. Wait, this is so bad. The other day, I coughed so hard, I threw up in my own bed. I go, this is a no. I'm like, I need to go to the doctors. This is not okay. Daphne looked at me and was just like, ew.

0
💬 0

3431.527 - 3435.649 Hannah

Daphne, who just shot in your bed five minutes earlier, was like, do that in another room.

0
💬 0

3435.669 - 3439.952 Paige

I honestly felt like it brought us closer because I was like, do you think I'm a cat? Like, I just had a hairball. Wait, she goes...

0
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3442.053 - 3464.76 Hannah

You're becoming the same thing. You know when you have to have diarrhea, but you hold it because you're in a car. So it goes away and then the wave hits again. I call it a gas bubble. This bubble needs to be released. But I'm with a straight man. And if I was with you, I would just immediately be like, I'm going to give you a play-by-play until we get to the hotel of how I'm doing.

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💬 0

3465.12 - 3468.882 Hannah

So Andrew said that I just got really quiet. Like he was like, this is when you start sweating.

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💬 0

3469.022 - 3469.963 Paige

This is the sweating.

0
💬 0

3470.183 - 3474.065 Hannah

And he's being funny. And I'm like, if I laugh right now, we're going to have disaster.

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0
💬 0

3474.425 - 3480.968 Hannah

So I'm just holding it in. And I'm like, you're sweating. You're like, it's horrible. And when I ran to the bathroom.

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0
💬 0

3481.508 - 3488.372 Hannah

And we have like a small green room and it was just like him outside and me in the green room, like releasing my inside. There's nothing worse than.

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3488.532 - 3490.553 Paige

And I remember what city was it in?

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💬 0

3492.208 - 3498.231 Hannah

Milwaukee? Milwaukee. There was nothing worse than that. That was not even a bad one. That was not even a bad one.

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💬 0

3498.351 - 3503.173 Paige

Grace and I almost passed away. Grace and I wear polo. Deceased.

0
💬 0

3503.293 - 3512.677 Hannah

And for all of you who are judging me right now at home, if you want a laxative, perform stand-up comedy. Like, I don't care what's in your body.

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3512.697 - 3513.097 Paige

You know what?

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3513.217 - 3519.179 Hannah

Before you go on stage, you feel like a lion's chasing you, and your body needs to, like, release it.

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3519.339 - 3520.76 Paige

I've never been married...

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3522.819 - 3523.099 Hannah

We know.

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3523.48 - 3535.929 Paige

I've never been engaged, but I can imagine the feeling you get before you walk down the aisle of like, oh, I have a nervous pee or like a nervous poop or like whatever. Yeah. It's that feeling. Yeah.

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3535.949 - 3561.962 Hannah

You know what's crazy though? I never had a crazy feeling getting engaged or getting married. I was nervous before walking down the aisle, but I'm way more nervous about like having kids. Yeah. I hope they never listen to this. Can we have a moment of silence? Let's have a moment of silence. So yeah, I had a gas bubble, but I survived. Final thing I just wanted to say to like bond with you.

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3561.982 - 3586.518 Hannah

Do you feel like we're not bonded enough? I feel like this episode we didn't really connect. I looked over in the car today and my Nana's... First of all, seeing your mom or your Nana scroll their Instagram is so... My Shayla. Yeah. My Shayla. And I looked and she was – her algorithm has runway on it. And Nana's like, oh, I love this dress.

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3587.379 - 3591.381 Paige

Wait, I'm going to start DMing Nana different outfits I see that I like.

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3591.761 - 3612.575 Hannah

Nana's so cute. She was like, I have to respond to my fans right now. I need a minute, okay? I have to talk to my girls. And then she got upset because she realized – this is the funniest thing that's ever happened. I set that up too strong. She said – She realized that her Instagram posts are going automatically to her Facebook and she's upset about it.

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3612.635 - 3626.649 Hannah

And I said, Nana, that's makes your life easier. And she goes, my audience is different on my Facebook than my Instagram. And I'm writing to my Instagram girls when I run Instagram. I don't want it to be my Facebook is a whole different like demo.

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3626.689 - 3630.273 Paige

Yeah. And I think our Facebook recently got hacked. I didn't know we had one.

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3631.752 - 3656.362 Paige

we don't we don't oh no a twitter oh a twitter no i feel like someone did a get anyway anyway there's something not on instagram or tiktok we've been hacked you gotta know what's gonna happen but when it does hacked justin bieber do you know how how many people i wanted to comment like on the internet this weekend blocked

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3657.458 - 3670.746 Hannah

Can I just make an announcement? This last week, everything Paige has said, she was hacked. She was hacked. Anything you saw on TikTok or Instagram, hacked. But one last thing, just shout out. Yeah. Scapparelli. Look at you.

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Oh, my God.

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3672.066 - 3677.349 Hannah

No, the way my jaw dropped at the works of art. Is anyone doing it like Schiaparelli right now? No.

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3677.989 - 3689.215 Paige

It's truly works of art. That's the thing. Like with fashion, it can be so different and like truly be like a piece of art that you're wearing.

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3689.235 - 3699.518 Hannah

Do you think Schiaparelli is actually where we... Come together. We come together in Schiaparelli. Because one, it's Italian. Two, it's like a little out there. But three, it's gorgeous. Schiaparelli is us.

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3700.118 - 3706.019 Paige

We are Schiaparelli. Like if you see us, you go, those are Schiaparelli girls. Wait. We need to be in Schiaparelli together.

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3706.759 - 3728.831 Hannah

Thanks for giggling with us. Thanks for crying with us. Thank you for starting fights with us. And starting fights, defending us. Thanks for having my back. We love you guys so much. We have shows coming up in Hollywood, Florida. St. Augustine, Florida. Nashville. Nashville, New Orleans for Galentine's Day. You guys better be there. I need to get all my outfits. I know, me too.

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3728.851 - 3738.263 Hannah

I don't have them yet. I like forgot. Red pink moments. Schiaparelli. Oh, shoot. Schiaparelli. I'm wearing Schiaparelli. Okay, love you guys. Bye.

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