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Tue, 10 Dec 2024

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Chapter 1: What are the upcoming Giggly Club dates?

3.658 - 25.364 Gary

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27.125 - 32.286 Gary

PwC refers to the PwC network and or one or more of its member firms, each of which is a separate legal entity.

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32.591 - 40.657 Janni

Hallo ihr Mäuse, wir sind Janni und Alina vom Podcast Wine Wednesday. Und wir spielen am 12.06. im Kino am Olympiasee.

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41.358 - 44.62 Alina

Sagt man am Olympiasee? Oder im Olympiasee?

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44.66 - 47.763 Janni

Ja. Nee, wir sind, nee, paddeln wir da drin rum oder was?

57.77 - 58.391 Grace

Hahaha.

60.092 - 67.594 Alina

And we play on the 12th of June in the cinema at Olympiasee in cooperation with our partner Backmarket, a live show, our very first Open Air.

68.354 - 82.817 Janni

The great thing is, we are allowed to give you, viewers, an 800 Euro voucher for Backmarket. So it's not only worth it to come because of our beautiful faces. Tickets are available at www.kinoamlympiasee.de.

89.292 - 89.992 Hannah

What's up, gigglers?

Chapter 2: What funny moment happened during a live show?

146.623 - 147.663 Paige

Gotcha. Gotcha.

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147.683 - 157.217 Grace

I'd be like, they're going to shoot me in the face. So we almost didn't make it to Canada. No, we almost didn't make it back into America. Both.

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159.073 - 162.654 Paige

When we were going across to Canada, the lady was not having it.

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163.394 - 183.199 Grace

Giggly Squad is a professional podcast. Let's talk about something that's really important. Border control. Let's talk about border control. You didn't think this was going to be top of the agenda today. And I understand that Canada was, in fact, trying to keep out the riffraff. And we respect that. And I respect that. We respect that. We pull up to the border.

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184.459 - 191.184 Grace

And we get – first of all, we get our passports. We, like, give them to her. She's stunning. I feel like that's, like, important.

191.464 - 200.489 Paige

Yeah, and her skin was glowing. But she immediately had an attitude. She was, like, all at the same time because Grace was, like, holding two. And she's, like, all at the same time. I was like, ooh, she's not happy with us.

200.569 - 210.456 Grace

And then this is the difference between me and Hannah. Hannah wanted to give her her life story. Like, this is why we're here. This is what we're doing. And I was like, tell this bitch nothing. Nothing.

211.236 - 235.143 Paige

why does she need to know what we're doing at the casino so this thing is border control if you don't have like a when you are working in another country you have to have like a slip of some kind yeah like a permit of some sort and i've definitely gone over and like didn't print out the slip or whatever and then just been like i'm going to see friends and they can't really say anything but this time i knew we had the slip and she was giving us attitudes so she was like why are you guys here and i was like we're performing

235.643 - 246.429 Paige

I love how I was like, ask me more, bitch. Ask me. And she was like, what kind of performance? Is this like a band or something? And I was like. And I was like, I actually can hit the note. Thank you so much for bringing this up. I've been practicing.

Chapter 3: What challenges did they face at the Canada border?

364.545 - 371.252 Grace

That's like how it felt. No. And immediately I'm like. I turned into my mom. You turned into yours. I start praying.

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371.352 - 383.043 Paige

I'm like, it's fine. We'll say St. Anthony. St. Anthony. You went to God. You found Jesus. Immediately went to God. I assume that I took it. I go, I probably have it. I'm going through my shit. I'm like, oh, I was looking for that chapstick.

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383.063 - 392.248 Grace

You looking through your bag was so iconic because Grace goes, why are you looking in your bag? I'm trying to be helpful. I'm looking under my shirt.

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392.288 - 398.432 Paige

I'm like in my hat. I'm like, we're done for. You go full negative. You go, we're never leaving. I go.

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398.852 - 400.172 Grace

We reside here now.

400.252 - 404.074 Paige

And it turns out we were in what's it called? Like in between. We were in purgatory.

404.274 - 411.636 Grace

We weren't in America, but we weren't still in Canada. So we couldn't get back. No, we couldn't go back to Canada to be like, we forgot it.

411.996 - 422.219 Paige

So we call the hotel, though, to be like, do you guys can you look in the hotel room? And it's like a bunch of security guards. And they're like, we looked. We couldn't find it. And I'm like, is there a woman there?

422.559 - 423.099 Grace

No, truly.

Chapter 4: How did they react to border control attitudes?

517.754 - 520.936 Grace

One time Paige commented on my boobs and how she wanted to see them.

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523.484 - 528.707 Paige

You guys are laughing, but everyone with a real job is like, yeah, not okay. Not okay.

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529.748 - 534.611 Grace

She will legit ask for HR. We start laughing. We're like, that's so funny. We have to harass you.

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534.631 - 556.204 Paige

You're the next Lizzo. Hannah. We've never taken Grace to a strip club. We've never taken her to a strip club, even though she asks all the time. I'm just kidding. Grace's mom who listens. Oh, God. Oh, God. Anyway. Anyway, we're back. Quick update. And I forgot to say yesterday, I am on the holiday episode of Is It Cake? Yes. A lot of moms have been messaging me.

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556.684 - 563.487 Paige

Just want to say, I probably was the worst judge that ever judged Is It Cake? Do you know how fucking hard it is?

563.567 - 563.788 Grace

Yeah.

563.888 - 565.268 Paige

They give you 20 seconds.

565.328 - 566.369 Grace

And you're far away.

566.449 - 572.031 Paige

You're far away and they give you 20 seconds. But you also have to say stuff that's funny every time I blanked.

Chapter 5: What funny stories emerged from their travel experiences?

690.645 - 694.909 Paige

Leave the animals out of it. Mm-hmm. That's why we don't have live animals on the Giggly Squad Show.

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694.929 - 707.402 Grace

But David Blaine and locking yourself in a cage that goes into shark-infested water, it's like, maybe call a therapist. Maybe call a therapist. Men will do anything to not go to therapy, and they'll become magicians.

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707.873 - 711.354 Paige

No. And why is it always like the girl that they put into that box?

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711.435 - 720.138 Grace

Well, have you ever seen a female magician like putting a man into a box and and sawing it up? OK, now that's my next Netflix show.

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720.178 - 730.122 Paige

Now I need to do that. Well, I feel like like pilots, we're going to get like a ton of girls being like, I'm a magician, as you should be. But it is it is funny that it's always a man being like, I think.

730.162 - 733.484 Grace

Yeah, I've never seen a magic show advertised and it was like a woman.

734.304 - 741.55 Paige

Normally, I guess it's more like the Cirque du Soleil where the girls are like, I can take my limbs and like fold it behind my head, which jealous.

741.99 - 750.056 Grace

I'm actually into that TikTok. I feel like me and you should do it. But it sounds like, have you ever seen this one? Have you ever seen this one?

750.677 - 758.543 Paige

Every girl that was a former dancer, I just have to say, did it probably get you like nowhere in terms of your career? Probably not.

Chapter 6: What unique insights do they share about being on tour?

897.195 - 921.03 Paige

This is like a niche comment, but it was giving like reality TV to me where like you kind of became the princess. And then I was like, gotta go. I flew out and I was like, ah! And they're just going to leave me here with all the munchkins? I became the Wicked Witch of the West. But then people realized it's all, the whole thing is about propaganda. So the story of Wicked is about us.

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922.43 - 926.352 Paige

It's literally Giggly Squad. And there's short men running around.

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929.934 - 931.534 Grace

No, not the short men.

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931.554 - 954.427 Paige

But I do have to say. It's about propaganda of how like you can make anyone believe in something and you can make – everyone can bond over hating the same thing. And there's this concept of they all started to turn on the animals because animals could speak. And they were like these animals speaking is bad and they got everyone against it. And also you guys know this from The Wizard of Oz.

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954.467 - 978.718 Paige

This isn't a – spoiler Oz is all bullshit like his power his everything it's all just made up to control people and she she calls them out I didn't know that and they try to make her seem like she's wicked cause she was the only one telling the truth speaking your mind speaking your mind being like ahhh And, well, people are going to leave bad reviews for that. It's getting better.

979.598 - 981.88 Paige

Don't say that to me. It's not getting worse. Don't fucking say that to me.

981.9 - 984.803 Grace

It's either staying the same or getting better, but it's not getting worse.

985.083 - 989.788 Paige

Well, because at first, honestly, there was really bad acoustics in that room.

990.308 - 990.969 Grace

And you had a true throat.

Chapter 7: How do they manage their personal lives while touring?

1085.234 - 1096.587 Grace

But that's why you- Who's nominating the people? Okay, actually, this brings me to my next thing. Lana Del Rey didn't know that you had to submit your songs to the Grammys.

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1097.881 - 1101.124 Paige

But also, she's not even the one that would do it. It's her team who would do it.

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1101.144 - 1106.949 Grace

But she was like, I didn't know that was even a thing. Her managers had to tell her, no, you have to submit to get a Grammy.

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1106.989 - 1108.03 Paige

Did she not submit?

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1108.21 - 1111.272 Grace

No. She just thought, oh, you just get put on the ballot.

1111.292 - 1112.874 Paige

But that's her team's job to submit her.

1112.934 - 1117.738 Grace

No, but then they submitted her. Oh, OK. But going into it, she was like, oh, I thought you just like.

1117.798 - 1119.279 Paige

I actually don't know if my team submitted me.

1119.54 - 1121.081 Grace

Grace, can you double check that? Yeah.

Chapter 8: What reflections do they have about their friendships?

1234.109 - 1234.689 Paige

Why are you pointing?

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1235.009 - 1245.441 Grace

Because I'm trying to set the scene. This is you walking in. Okay. You're walking in. You're staring at your bed. Okay, you're at the foot of it. You're staring at it.

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1245.521 - 1246.161 Paige

My bed's on the left.

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1246.601 - 1248.963 Grace

Okay. What side do you sleep on?

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1249.223 - 1272.06 Paige

Oh, okay, this is crazy. It's crazy. This is crazy because... Not to brag, but when we're in West Hampton. Yes. When we're in West Hampton, I sleep on the left. Okay. I've always slept on the left. In the city, I sleep on the right. Basically, I sleep whatever's farthest to the door. In my head, the man sleeps closest to the door.

1272.721 - 1278.084 Grace

Okay. That is how I sleep too. Like I'm always closer to the window.

1278.445 - 1279.926 Paige

Yeah. Because if someone comes.

1280.706 - 1306.793 Grace

They get them first. They get them first. as they should but i saw this thing on tiktok that was like it has nothing to do with like the door or whatever there's a masculine and feminine side of the bed and she said if you're single you have to sleep on the left side of the bed to like tell the universe you're ready for someone i support women in the arts i don't support this it's not true

1307.896 - 1316.183 Grace

But in like, okay, me not even knowing this inherently, I go to the left side. Like I go to the feminine side.

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