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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger

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I'm Sarah. Just because I'm 50 doesn't mean I'll not dance after a jellyfish swing, a sting. Fuck those jellyfish. Girls, I'm back and I'm 50. 50 years old.

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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger

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But I feel the chemistry that I have with Daisy is like a chemistry where you have with your best friend. And I think ideally if you marry somebody, you have to marry somebody who's like your best friend. Because when you go fuck around on your best friend, your best friend says, good job, mate. Yell at you, scream at you, call you lactose intolerant. They flush the toilet.

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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger

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That's what they do for you.

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Yeah, you know, like black and gold.

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And now I hold menus. Please take a seat. I've been to a lot of places, but have I ever been to me? Arrgh. Don't forget to check out the special appetizers.

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So she's like, oh, look, it's Studio 50. That's hilarious. And you guys, you guys missed it. It's 45, not 50.

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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger

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So I think that maybe I'm not going to anymore. He just segues into I'm just a gigolo.

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Here we are on, previously on Blue Dick Sealing Yacht.

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It's not going to last very long.

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I'm going to take some time off and reflect where I want to move forward with my life and whether I'm going to let LK who can turn my life because right now I'm just feeling it.

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I'll have a mocktail. Did everyone hear me? I would like something without alcohol because I'm not drinking alcohol because I'm a good person.

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Lay off the cocktails yourself, then. I think that's the worst thing you've possibly ever said.

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I'm a good person now. I'm reading a kinder. This is Kindle. Whatever. It is upside down. Oh, stop it.

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This is a book. Oh, disgusting. God, what have I done? I've got a problem.

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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger

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How about that, Gara? I've got an idea for that. How about I get blackout drunk and have sex and then apologize the next day because I don't remember a thing.